ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 15th 2018

Episode Date: October 15, 2018

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Zed-Ams! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint. Keyword of New Zealand and welcome to a brand new week, Brie and Clint. Hello, mate. Hello, mate. I just want to do a bit of a roll call today.

Who's hung over in the team? You, Clint? Nah, I'm sweet as. I'm fresh as a daisy. Sweet. Ellie, producer Ellie, how are you doing, mate? I am fresh as a bloody daisy. Brie, Brie, how are you going, mate? I am fresh as a bloody daisy. Brie, how are you going? No, I'm good. Yeah, you're good? I'm good.

Producer Ben. Hey, guys. That's definitely me. Sorry. Wow, on a Monday. Rolls in at three on a Monday. Sunglasses on. His excuse, yeah, I'm real hungover.

Oh, yeah, cool. Hopefully your workday's going a bit better than that. We have a huge show to cover off for you today. This is the final three days of the bisexualer. She's going to date Tom once more. She's going to date Jade once more. And then on Wednesday, she is going to choose that person that she goes overseas with. That's all going down today.

You'll hear how her date with Tom went. Tom's in studio too. We're going to put the two of them together and see what's really going on with both of them. Yes, we've also got a relationship expert to give us her opinion on the whole thing. I can't, I'm so invested. All of my friends are asking me,

when does she pick someone to go on this overseas trip? It's Wednesday. That's when it's happening. Next, an opportunity for you to spell check every tattoo on your body. A group of friends of mine, five people in fact, have all gotten the same tattoo. They decided they'd like to commemorate their time in New Zealand

with a mouldy tattoo. We'll figure out exactly what it says after this. You mean to figure it out before it goes on your skin? Yeah, well, it's already on the skin, so too late. Bree and Clint, Zit Im. So I had a bit of a party at my house on Saturday night skin so too late. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. So I had a bit of a party at my house on Saturday night and caught up with

a few of my mates. So I've got this group of friends who are all from different countries but they now live here in New Zealand. Yeah. And they love this country. They love living here and they decided to commemorate that a couple of weeks ago with a tattoo. Beautiful sentiment. Love it.

Love where they're going with this. Yeah, so they wanted to get a few words in Maori on their skin and they decided to go. Uh-oh. Yeah. First red flag. Yeah, so they decided to go with yes life. Sorry, what?

Yes life, meaning, I don't know, say yes to everything. Is it like yes yes, life? Or like... Yeah, anyway, it's their tattoo. Or like, yes. Yes. Life. I'm going to say, I'm going to take life by the balls and just go with it, you know?

How many of them? Five. Five girls. Five girls all decided to get this tattoo of Māori and they showed it to me on the weekend at this party. My friend Joe and I decided, yeah, are you sure it means that? Because none of them are actually Maori. They're all just from all different countries.

So that's where my second red flag goes off. Who did they use as their Te Reo Maori advisor? Yeah, they used Google. Ah, okay. Now, I don't know a lot about Google, but I don't think... Bad decision. I don't think Google has much Māori whakapapa. No.

None at all. Anyway, we put it into this translation thing. It didn't come back with anything. It came back with no matches. I've seen it. I speak a little bit of Māori. Yeah. It doesn't jump out as a real

saying to me. Because what did they get? They got It says I-A-E Order. Order. O-R-A. Two words. I, which can mean yes. But it doesn't have Like the opposite of Carl, no.

Hmm. We're not skilled enough again. This is as bad as asking Google. But if I was going to get a tattoo like that, I'd be asking someone who actually knew what they were talking about. We know someone who knows what they're talking about. Her name is Stacey Morrison. She teaches te reo Maori. She teaches the

people at TVNZ how to speak. And we decided we should probably ask her to get to the bottom of it to see what it actually means. You showed her this tattoo, this I order tattoo. It's on your friend already, by the way. It's on five of my friends. They've all got it.

This is what she said the tattoo says. It's not really a thing in Maori, but then again, it's not really a thing in English. So there's a consistency. And it kind of looks like areola spelt wrong She's not wrong If she wanted to patch it up and make it say

areola then there's a great opportunity for that What's worse? A tattoo that says nothing on your wrist in a different language or a tattoo that says areola I wrist in a different language or a tattoo that says areola? Ooh. I'm going to go with...

Which one's harder to explain? I think I'd rather the one that says nothing than areola. You can actually see the tattoo. Bree's such a good friend that she's put it on our Instagram. You can weigh in on this. It's on our Instagram right now, at Bree and Clint. Maybe you think you're more of an expert. Maybe you have a better interpretation for it.

Yeah, you can go and see it there. But this afternoon on 0800 dials in, we want to ask a different question. We want you to try and make my mates feel better about what they've done. What's your tattoo mistake? Maybe you got a spelling wrong. Maybe you've done the exact same thing my friends have done. 0800 dial ZM. When did you make a big tattoo mistake?

Maybe you got no regrets tatted on your lower back. Regrets. Or you can text us. Text us on 9696. Bree and Clint on ZM. When did you make a tattoo accident? And by that we mean a bunch of my friends, five to be exact, have gotten a mouldy tattoo.

None of them are mouldy and they didn't check it with anyone before they got it and now they don't know if it means what they thought it meant. If you're getting a mouldy tattoo, at least, at least, like if you're not going to do the research, at least get it done by a Māori person. Yeah. Like.

And trust me, I asked them, they didn't. They thought it said what? They thought it said, yes, life. It reads, I order. I order. And according to our reo advisor, Stacey Morrison from The Hits, means nothing. Doesn't really mean anything.

And they missed out the top part on the I. Oh, the macron across the top. The macron across the top. Yeah, you can fix that up afterwards. I can get that later. But it's still not going to make it make sense, is it? No. So what was your tattoo mistake, Adam?

Yes, hello, guys. What did you do, Adzi? I've gotten a couple of X's initials tattooed on me. How many, Adam? Two. What? Didn't you learn your lesson from the first time? No, apparently not.

How long do you wait before you get your X's initials tattooed on you? Well, the first one I think I waited maybe a couple of years. And then the second one, virtually the same to be honest. Right. Adam, do you now have to date a girl

that has those initials? Is that like a prerequisite? No, my current girlfriend actually hates the fact that I've got past exes' initials tattooed on me. That's fine. Yeah, of course she does. Get her to change her name

to something that syncs up. By the way, this is Adam whose phone number we gave out on the radio, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I course she does. Get her to change her name to something that syncs up. By the way, this is Adam whose phone number we gave out on the radio, isn't it? Yep. Yeah, I can pick your voice from a mile away.

Are you still getting calls? Yeah, actually, I was talking to a chick. She was listening to the podcast in South Africa. What? You got a call from her?

Yeah, over WhatsApp. Quick, give out your number again while you're here. Go on then. 022-074-0236. Give out to your call. He loves it. Your girlfriend has so many reasons to hate you, Adam.

But we love hearing from you. Thank you. She's a legend. Ash, what was your tattoo mistake? I got a typical white girl arrow on my middle finger. Sort of motivational. Yeah. It's a little bit too long,

so it sort of just looks like a fish's skeleton. What was motivational about an arrow? I guess, like, the whole perception that an arrow has to go backwards so it can go forwards, like, trying to be positive about life. Oh, yeah. Well, I tell you what, here's one. Fish can't swim backwards or they'll die. Yeah, okay. There you go.

We might get scared next time my friends give me shit. Keep going forward, Ash. You time my friends give me shit. Keep going forward, Ash. You can have that one for free. Michelle, when did you get a bad tattoo? Well, it's not actually my tattoo. It's my best friend's. And she got a tattoo with two arrows

and it says property of with her ex-partner's name. Oh, that is horrific. You're kidding. That tattoo, even if you're married to them, even if it's going to last forever,

that's not appropriate. No, and where, actually, should I, dare I ask where it is? By her probits. Oh! Whoa, and you said it was an ex, right?

Yes. Oh, well, she's... She's now married to somebody else. Oh, she's closed for business, isn't she? Tyson, you were up last, mate. What was your tattoo mistake? Yes, I actually got Sally the camel tattooed on my big toe. You got Sally the camel tattooed on your big toe.

I get it. She's got two humps, mate. I get it. It's a camel and it's on his toe Do you know what? I actually challenged Bree to get Sammy the camel with two lumps on her toe Trust me, I've already got enough lumps on my body So over the past three weeks, Anne-Lise, our 23-year-old bisexual bachelorette Has been dating a bunch of people.

On Friday, she ditched a bunch of people and we got down to the last two. God, that was scandalous on Friday. Two of them walked out, Anne-Lise. Yeah. Which, I mean, there's theories about what actually happened there with, I mean, Willie, the American, walked out and Bailey, the fitness instructor, which we kind of knew that was on the cards for Bailey

because she was pretty honest. Yeah, I saw that one coming. And then you cut the intruder, Ivana, who if you didn't, I think she was going to run and start hooking up with you and like right here, right now. Yeah, I was scared. She's going to suck your face off. Anyway, we're at the part of the competition

where you need to make a decision on Wednesday who you're going to take on an overseas trip. We've got Tom, who's the designer, and we've got Jade, the fiery one with all the tattoos. We thought, I mean, to help you out a little bit and to see where you were at, we needed to get in an expert. Yeah, because we can judge as much as we want, but someone who actually understands what you might be going through

could be really helpful. Yeah, and you've been chatting today to a hypnotherapist and relationship expert. Is that what she's going by? That's her title, right? Yeah. Caroline Crenshaw, and she joins us right now. Hello.

Hello. First of all, how's our bisexualer? Is she all right? She's great. Yeah, good. She's awesome. Do you think love is on the cards, Caroline? I think it's certainly possible. Yeah, good. She's awesome. Do you think love is on the cards, Caroline? I think it's certainly possible.

You never know. We want to focus on Tom and Anne-Lise this afternoon because that's who she's been on a date with today and that's who we'll get to the bottom of after five. We'll discuss what happened on their date. You were asking them specific questions. You're talking to Anne-Lise about obviously her vibe with Tom. Where do you think Anne-Lise is at? Well, I can't tell you that. That's confidential.

We had a pretty good chat. Did you? Okay, well, we don't want you to give anything away. No, I can't give anything away. But, well, I think it's still, you know, it's an open playing field still. Is it? And do you think that out of the two, out of Tom or Jade, there is someone there for Anne-Lise? Yeah, I think so, definitely. Do you think there's potentially a long-term relationship at the end of all this with one of those two people?

Well, I hope so. Yeah, I mean, that's what she's looking for. So, yeah, why not? I want to know in your expert's, yeah, I mean, that's what she's looking for. So, yeah, why not? I want to know in your expert opinion, Caroline, do you think one of them is more suited to Anne-Lise than the other? Well, to be honest, I can't really give an educated opinion on that yet because I had Anne-Lise and Tom do this test. It's called the Love Languages test.

I'm so big on this, Caroline. I love the Love Languages Test. I'm so big on this, Caroline. I love the Love Languages thing, yeah. Yeah, do you know what yours are? I'm pretty sure I know what mine are. Caroline, can you give us a quick summary of what Love Languages are? Okay, so Love Languages are how you show and how you receive love.

Got ya. So there's five different Love Languages. There's quality time, there's physical touch, which is also sex. There's words of affirmation. There's quality time. There's physical touch, which is also sex. There's words of affirmation. There's acts of service, which is like doing things for people. Yeah. And then receiving gifts.

Yeah, I'm a physical touch and acts of service kind of gal. Yeah. So I've got Annalisa's results and I've got Tom's results. They're exactly the same where physical touch is rated number eight for both of them. So it's their second highest one. But they're complete opposite

in what their number one and one is. So that's a little bit interesting. But that doesn't mean they won't be good. A good match. What are their number ones respectively? Okay, so Annalise is quality time. Yeah. Yeah,

so you want to, the best thing someone can do for you is hang out with you. And let me guess, let me guess, Tom is receiving gifts. What is Tom's? Tom is acts of service.

Yeah, I love that one. Yeah, so he will do things for you to show you that he loves you. Yeah, it's more. Oh, like he'll pick you up. He'll do them rather than that's what he wants to receive.

Is that what you're saying? Well, that's how he receives love or shows love. How you show love tends to be how you receive love as well, though. And, Caroline, the key thing about the love language is right, is knowing the person that you're dating, how they receive love and trying to give them love that way. That's the key thing, right? Exactly. Yeah. And if they, you know, and also knowing how they show love. So being able to kind of go, her next highest one is words of affirmation. And that's really like quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation are almost all equal for her.

So words of affirmation would mean she needs someone to tell her she's amazing. Because she is. That's so interesting. Caroline, this is really fascinating. Can we get you on again tomorrow and we're going to focus on just Jade and Anne-Lise? Because today's all about Tom.

It's his date today. We're going to hear about his date soon. Can you come back and chat to us about Jade tomorrow? Yeah, definitely. I'm so interested, Caroline. That's so interesting to me. I want to know what Jade's are and if they match with Anne-Lise's.

I like it. This is Caroline Cranchall. She's our hypnotherapist and relationship expert. nzhypnotherapy.co.nz if you want some more information there as well. Also, Caroline, can you help me find a date, please? So, here's the challenge. Could we not have put a bit more effort into that production, please? Well, it's your radio station.

Yeah, exactly. Well, why don't you get a bit more effort put in for us? You run the show here, mate. I'm telling you guys to put more effort in now. Okay. I want swishes. She is here to play Mount Smart Stadium in Auckland on Friday, November the 9th.

Something you might not know about Ross Boss, but he claims to be the biggest expert for Taylor Swift in New Zealand. We're calling you New Zealand's biggest and oldest Taylor Swift fan. I wouldn't say oldest, but... Oh, mate. How old are you? I'm under 40. You're a grown man, though. Yeah.

And I have seen Ross fire someone from the office after they said they didn't like Taylor Swift, so... Yeah, it didn't stick with HR, but I still said the words. Okay, the only thing standing between you, Brooke, and two tickets to Taylor Swift is Ross. How's your Taylor Swift knowledge?

I'm getting kind of nervous so I feel like it's probably going to put me on the spot and stuff up. Brooke, I think Ross is all talk.

Don't worry. How many times have you seen her live, Brooke? I haven't seen her live. Oh, there you go then. How many times have you paid to see her live, Ross?

Oh, not once. Yeah, once. Right. Is it kind of sad that you're like taking tickets off our listeners and stuff? Okay. Brooke, if you win this quiz, you'll get the tickets. If you don't, they will jackpot and tomorrow someone gets a chance at two double passes. Are we clear?

Yes. All right. Come on, Brooke. You got this, girl. I'm going to start reading Taylor Swift questions. As soon as you know it, you can buzz in with your name. They will be multi-choice and it's best of three. First question.

Ross, your buzzer is Ross, okay? Just so you know. So that's Ross. That's Ross. And Brooke, yours is Brooke. Can we make Ross's pivot? First question. Funny.

Who did Taylor Swift write Hey, you hired me. We are never, ever getting back together. Ross. Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, babe. He's quick.

Jake Gyllenhaal is absolutely correct. Okay, Brooke, buzz in as soon as you know, okay? Yeah, he got that a bit too quick. Yeah.

That's why the game is, what is it? Now it's Swift-Ross. He's pathetic. Second question, Brooke, you need this to stay in the competition. What is Taylor Swift's middle name? A, Renee, Ross. Alison.

Alison is correct. Do I can't have my man card now? That's it. Honestly, what are you doing with your time? Watch Spawn or something. Bullying listeners by the sounds of it. Honestly, what are you doing with your time? Watch Spawn or something. Bullying listeners by the sounds of it. Jeez.

And now we're about to play Birthday Banger, which the listeners hate you for as well. Yeah. That's not quite the plan. Brooke, no tickets. Sorry, Brooke. Oh, is he sitting on Google? No.

No, I promise he's not. I promise he's not. This is coming straight out of his pathetic Taylor Swift brain. He's just very, very sad. Oh, gosh. I thought they were going to give an option to Summer. Should we do one last question to win it all? What about the...

No, we're jackpotting tomorrow. Okay, we're jackpotting. Brooke, call us back tomorrow. You can have two double passes if you win, okay? Oh, okay. Okay. Unlucky, Brooke. Give him a chance at least.

Get better people. This is out. Swift Ross Boss will play every single day at 4. Get better people. This is out. Swift Ross Boss will play every single day at 4.40 this week. Tickets to Taylor Swift up for grabs for her Reputation World Tour. Full details at ZM online. This is where we take your birthdays and we

find out what was number one in New Zealand on the 16th birthday. Your 16th birthday to be exact. Hi Ellie. Hi Ellie. Hi. What's your birthday girl? 15th February 1982.

Okay Ellie, you were 16 in 1998 on the 15th of February and this is your birthday banger. Ah, the All Saints. That's true. That is a good song. How do you feel about that, Ellie? It's a tune, but it's not really a banger, is it? From 1998, what would you have wanted? I don't know. TLC or something would be cool.

Oh, TLC would be good. Yeah, okay. Hey, Gary. Hi, Gaz. Hey. What's your birthday? 26 good. Yeah, okay. Hey, Gary. Hi, Gaz. Hey. What's your birthday? 26th of March. Okay, Gary, you were 16 in 2013 on the 26th of March.

Hang on. Echo. Echo. Echo. You were 16 in 2013 on the 26th of March, and this is your birthday banger. Sorry, I got distracted by my own echo. I was like, are you right?

We'll never be royals. Royals. It's a one in our blood. The Queen, you get Lorde and Royals, Gary. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Yeah, you happy with that? I'd be stoked with that, Gary. Close personal friend of the show too, Lorde.

She loves the show. I've heard she's a huge fan. Huge fan Good option for birthday banger Finally, Michelle, welcome to Birthday Banger Hi Michelle Hi What's your birthday?

The 28th of May 1993 Okay Michelle, you were 16 in 2009 on the 28th of May And top of the charts on that day was this Uh oh Uh oh Michelle, we all agree that this is a banger was this. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Michelle, we all agree that this is a banger. However, we played this as birthday banger on Friday.

As the last, yeah, the last birthday banger we played was this. Good tune though. Nice. I'd be happy with that. Yeah. So now we have to vote. What song are we going to play in full? Out of Lorde and All Saints. You know how I feel about Lorde. Yeah, I know how you with that. Yeah. So now we have to vote. What song are we going to play in full? Out of Lorde and All Saints.

You know how I feel about Lorde. Yeah, I know how you feel about Lorde. She's my number one. But is it more iconic? Like, are you hanging out more to hear that All Saints song? So this is where my head's at, right? Yeah. Lorde, the Queen of New Zealand.

Yeah. She would come up a lot more. Yeah. There'd be a lot more opportunities for her to be played. So All Saints is more of a rare occasion? It's more rare. Also, what if I said this to you? A few questions that I need to know. Quiet.

I'm in. That's all you need to hear, right? I'm so in. Okay, hang on. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Gotta play All Saints. A few questions that I need to know. Oh, yeah.

How you could ever hurt me so. Ellie, your birthday bang is on ZM right now. I need to know. Oh, yeah. How you could ever hurt me so. Ellie, your birthday banger's on ZM right now. Yeah. Yeah, girl. Bree and Clyde, ZM. Sorry it's not TLC. It's been going on. ZM.

Bree and Clyde, that's the winner of birthday banger. From the All Saints for Ellie. From 1998. That makes it 20 years old, that song. Yeah, because she's saying you can write it in a letter. No one does that anymore. It's you could write it in an email. You can DM me if you want to on Instagram.

Good tune, too. Good choice. We're getting a lot of positive reception on the old text machine. if you want to on Instagram. Good tune too. Good choice. We're getting a lot of positive reception on the old text machine. Ooh, text machine. Ooh, text machine. Brie and Clint on ZM. The Bisexualer finishes this Wednesday.

Anne-Lise, hi. Hello. She's our 23-year-old bisexual bachelorette. She has whittled it down to two people. Tom, the designer, and Jade, the fiery one. This Wednesday you've got to dump one of those people and you've got to go on a romantic overseas trip with the other.

I do. Are you getting nervous now? The fact that he's like sitting right next to me. Oh that's right. Designer Tom is here. Hi Tom. How are you Tom? Oh hang on Tom. How are you Tom? Good. There it is. Sorry. Having a couple of technical issues. Now you guys went on a date today, your final date.

Yes. Can you tell us where you went? We went to Rambo's End. Yeah. What a good date idea because, I mean, it gives you something to do and then you can see if someone really is going to, you know, shit their pants. It's great.

You love a theme park too, don't you, Annalise? I love a theme park. How do you feel about them, Tom? Oh, I loved it. I enjoyed the day. I mean, I feel like I've been to all the adventurous dates. Yeah, you have been on a few. Do we want to hear how the date went?

Yeah, let's listen to your date first, and then we've got some questions for you, Tom, just to see how rock solid this connection is. First of all, one minute, you guys at Rainbow's End went a bit like this. Surprise! Oh, yo! I love this place. I'm so excited for this. This is going to be a fun day.

Yep, this is going to be great. We're at Rainbow's End. I love theme parks. I absolutely love them so much. Oh, I'm so excited. So excited. Couldn't be a better day, to be honest. I'm going to carry on what we left off on last time, more hand-holding. Let's go in the front. Let's go to the front, let's go to the front After you Oh f*** Right here we go

Oh no In the gym just working on my fitness You're doing great Nat Huh? You're doing great Nat Thanks What do the giants say after you finished eating rarotonga? Good cook. What was it?

Some more, please. Hey! That's good. That's good. The elimination's going to be really tough. The more time I spend with him, the less I want to choose just one. I feel like I've come just the whole way and I don't know, I want to choose just one. I feel like I've come just the whole way, and I don't know, I want to take it out.

She's an awesome girl, and you can see her progressing. Tom, did you just say, Anne-Lise, you're in great nick? Is that what you said? I said a few things. I'm glad we left out the rest. What was the rest? Nothing.

Well, I was there at Rainbow's Inn with them. There were bits where we couldn't hear what their microphones were. Interesting. What they were actually saying. So I'm looking forward to seeing this date. I'm picturing Tom saying, good butt. That's basically it, guys. That's your last real date and that's your last chance to...

Is it, though? What, is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Because we're about to do a bit of a question competition. Oh, yeah, okay. Where you can win a private date with Anne-Lise.

Yeah. Where there'll be no cameras. We won't be there chaperoning you in a weird way. Do you want to give that a crack? Definitely. We've got five questions about Anne-Lise, Tom. We just need you to get three out of five correct. If you do,

you'll be able to go on a private date with Anne-Lise before Wednesday when she makes her decision. Bring it on. Are you up for it? Yeah. So Anne-Lise has already answered these questions. Here comes question number one. Tom, has Anne-Lise ever

had an official girlfriend? No. He's going with no. This is what Anne-Lise said earlier. No, I have never had a girlfriend before. Well done, Tom. It's one to time. Question

number two. Number two. Which contestant has tried to kiss Anne-Lise during the Bisexualer? Willie. He's locking in Willie the American. Anne-Lise, earlier today you said... The contestant that tried to kiss me was Willie when we went on our date and we did rock climbing. It's two from two.

You might be the man for Anne Lace. I feel like I want to change it up and go with question five. You want to go question five? Yeah. I can do that with you. Although this is question three. This is for the win. Okay.

Tom, what is Anne Lees' last name? Westlake. He's locking in Westlake. Not before he locked both sides of the room. Locked slightly panicked and a small bead of sweat ran down his brow.

For a private date with Anne Lees, what did she say? My last name is Westlake. That's it. We don't need the rest. You guys are going on a romantic private date and we won't be there

and you'll get one more chance to lock this thing in before Anne-Lise makes her decision on Wednesday. I don't know who she's going to pick. Good luck, lovers. Nice work, guys. Is your name Westlake?

I didn't even know that. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. I noticed something yesterday that Eurovision, which is the biggest song world competition, I don't know really what it is, a bunch of people from around the world all competing for a spot to be the Eurovision champion. It's like world idol. Kind of, yeah.

And something I realised, because they're taking contestant submissions at the moment from all around the world. Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. You're entering as Jessie J. No. But I did think about how Aussie's been in the competition for about five years. I think it's BS that New Zealand isn't in it. Are we allowed to be in it?

Well, Australia... Are we Euro enough? No, well, Australia wasn't and now they're allowed in. Australia's not part of Europe. No. So I thought if they're allowed in it, then surely New Zealand should get the call up. Who are the Australians who have been in Eurovision?

So some of the previous Eurovision contestants from Aussie have been Guy Sebastian. Fantastic. Jess Malboy. Oh, good choice, yeah. Yeah. I think Dami Im. Who?

She won X Factor one year. Oh, yeah. And another X Factor winner. Yeah, cool. Anyway, I was having a think because I haven't been in New Zealand. I've been here for about nine months. Yep. And I thought I could throw you.

Part of the furniture now. Yeah. You've settled in very well. I feel like I've gotten to know, you know, some of the real gems in the music world here in New Zealand. Yep. And I feel like I should pitch some people to you that I think would be a great candidate to represent New Zealand.

Okay. Let's see how well you really do know New Zealand musicians then. All right. Are you ready? Yeah. I want you to give me your honest opinion. These are the list I've come up with of who I think should be representing New Zealand in 2019 Eurovision. Essentially our best singer

to put forward. Yes. Got ya. I mean, you can't go past Stan Walker. You can't go past Stan Walker. You're absolutely right. He would smash it. He can sing, he can dance, and he's funny. He's amazing. I think he's a great candidate.

But what about if we can't get Stan, what about Ben Lummis? Well, he does have a pedigree of winning singing competitions. I'm not sure how rehearsed he is, though. Is he still doing the music thing? Oh, mate, you still got it. Once you've got it, you've got it. You've got it. What about a female, though, to throw in the mix?

What about Susie Kato? She's fit. She's just done Dancing With The Stars, so she'll still be ready you know, ready to bounce around the stage. If I know Eurovision, Susie Cato is Eurovision. That's what those weird European guys like, eh? It'd be great.

Look at her glasses. She is so fashion. So half fashion. She's barely even singing. This is so fashion. Eurovision. I think she'd be in it to win it. But if we can't get her, I think we should change it up with a bit of Savage. Imagine this. Eurovision.

All the Euros just pumping their fists. Yeah, they'd fizz at the Timmy Trumpet, but I don't know if they're ready for Savage, though. I don't know if they can handle Savage. What about one of the hottest New Zealand pop stars, Dane Rumble?

If you can get him out of retirement, you've got a Eurovision winner. The trick is convincing him that he should strap on the microphone again because I don't think he wants to. We just spray tan him really dark. He'd be a winner for sure. Again, the Europeans would bloody love Dane Rumble. They would love it.

But we need some more females. What about Anika Moore? Much like Savage, but for different reasons. Again, I don't think the Europeans could handle Anika Moore. Yeah, she's a lot to handle. Are you allowed to say vagina on stage at Eurovision? Because if you are, then get her in there. I think anything goes could handle Anika Moore. Yeah, she's a lot to handle. Are you allowed to say vagina on stage at Eurovision? Because if you are, then get her in there. I think anything goes at Eurovision.

I've got two more. Michael Murphy. No. Let's go to the last one. Oh, the last one? Let's go to the very last one. I think we've kind of rounded it out. Let's go with the Shaw thing and just be safe and go with this.

And we'll never be royals. Can you imagine? She would win. Yeah, but it's not fair. That's like putting the All Blacks in an Under-15s touch tournament. She would just run straight through them, you know? All the other contestants would go,, but I'm going home. Lord is the All Blacks of music.

Lock it in, Eurovision 2019, Lord's there. Prepare to get a little bit fancy with us, New Zealand, as Bree and I sample wines. About time they gave me wine during the show. Thanks to the New World Wine Awards 2018, if we can correctly identify what type of wine we're drinking, you, Gemma, are going to win a $500 New World voucher. How does that sound?

Yay! Let's hope you can do it. I hope so, Gem. But I'm telling you now, my palate for wine is box wine and bottled. That's the only real clues I've got. Yeah, and to add to that, Gemma, we're also blindfolded. So we can't even see the colour of the wine. Well, let's hope that we can tell if it's a red or a white.

You would hope, right? You'd hope so. Gemma, there is another catch to this too. The 500 bucks is yours if we guess it straight away. However, we can buy clues of what this wine is, but it's going to cost, each clue is going to cost $100 of your voucher.

We need your permission to buy that clue, but we will let you know if we need it, okay? Okay. Alright, we're going to do our best, Gem. Alright, are we starting? Producer Ellie, when you're ready, please give us each a glass of wine. Can you make mine really full, please? Why do you talk louder when you're blindfolded?

I don't know. Okay. Okay, we have our wine in our hands. It's nice and cold. Well, that's a clue right there. What, that it's cold? Yeah, because you don't serve red wine cold, usually. Do you not?

Not usually. What if it's summer? What about a you don't serve red wine cold usually. Do you not? Not usually. What if it's summer? What about a pinot noir? Okay. Anyway. God, we don't know anything about wine. All right. Are you tasting it?

I'm going to give it a sniff. Smells like wine. Smells like fermented grapes. Now, yeah, I can... Oh, oh. Bree. Oh. Just because it's cold doesn't mean it's a white. It could be a rosé. Oh, yeah, it can... Oh, oh. Bree. Oh. Just because it's cold doesn't mean it's a white.

It could be a rosé. Oh, yeah, it could be rosé. How much do you know about rosé? Not much. Do you know what that wine is after tasting it? Nope. Do you? I've got no idea.

Neither. I need to see it. That'll be the first... That's a clue. That'll be the first clue, Gemma. Gemma, can we use $100 of your money to remove our blindfolds? Yes, you may. Okay.

Thank you. Okay, it's definitely white. That doesn't help. All right. If it was pink, I would have said it's a rosé. Well, that's pretty easy, isn't it? I think this is my domain. I think I need to step up here.

I probably just need to have another taste. It's sweet. It's very sweet. Does that mean that it's dry or... It's definitely not a Savvy B. Is it not a Savvy B? Is it a Cardonay? Well, then it's got to be a Cardonay.

Yeah, the H is Soylent. But if you like... Hold on, mate. I think I'd have to have another sip. Okay. No, I didn't get the taste of that one. I'll just have another sip. I would be confident locking in Chardonnay.

But to be really sure, do you want... Should we buy one more clue? I think, Gemma, I think to be sure, if you want any of this money, we should buy another clue. What are your thoughts? See, if you guess and it's wrong, I lose out. You get nothing. That's exactly it, yeah.

Gosh, is this the first time you guys have been able to drink on the jump? Yeah, let's go with that. You can find another clue. We can buy one more? I think that's smart. One more. Okay, that'll take your prize money down to $300. Producer Ellie, can we please have one more clue?

Because I think it's a Pinot Gris. Oh, shit. Don't put a Pinot Gris in the mix. Yeah, because I'm a Pinot Gris drinker. Well, then you should know. I think that is a Pinot Gris. Ellie, can we please have a clue? You'd like a clue?

Yes, please. All right. Wait, hold on. I'll just have another sip. Okay, so you want to take it down to $300. Yes, please. Could be a cardiné. Cool. If it's a chardonnay, it will just solidify.

It's a cardiné. Oh, sorry. Clint, age is solid. Yes, Ellie? Okay. It is known by other names across the world. For example, the Italians call it grigio. I know what it is. It's a pinot gris. It's got to be a Pinot Gris. $300 for Gemma Pinot Gris.

That is correct. Yay! Gemma, $300! You've got a $300 voucher to spend at New World. God, we were so close to locking in Chardonnay. I'll just have another sip. Thank you, guys. No worries. You enjoy that. We're going to play this every day. God, we're going to to locking in Chardonnay. I should just check. I'll just have another sip. Thank you, guys. No worries. You enjoy that.

We're going to play this every day. God, we're going to be pissed by the end of the week. You played that smart, Gemma. That was the exact way to play it. The New World Wine Awards are on. You can discover New World's top drops from the New World Wine Awards. Gold medal winning wines, all under $25. Are you sure?

That was a pinot gris. Have another sip. One more sip. Bree and Clint on ZM. We are literally two days away from our bisexualer, Anne-Lise, picking who she has fallen for the most and she's going to go on an overseas trip with them on Wednesday. When are we revealing where their trip is to?

Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Or right now? Tomorrow. If you've missed it so far, she's been dating a bunch of people and we're down to the final two. There's Jade and then there's designer Tom. Her and Tom went on a date today, their last official date.

Yeah, you guys went to Rainbow Z and Day Tom. Yeah, it was awesome. Did you have fun? Yeah, absolutely. I need to stay in Tom's good books because he's setting me up with his boss. Have you got a hot boss? He does. I'm not going to say that, but he's probably listening right now.

What's your boss's name? Adam. Hi, Ads. Hi, Adsy. Okay. Oh, it's not about me. I knew this was a risk when we started a dating show that it would become about you.

I'm single. I know you're single. You tell me every day. We're almost at the end though, so just eyes on the prize. Okay, eyes on the prize. And we just need to get through this. Tom, we're trying to get a grip on,

because what's most important to us here is that we do a good job of setting Anne-Lise up with someone that she could theoretically stay with. This isn't just a game. It's not just for publicity. The idea is that we find someone good for her. So we're trying to dig into her real life. Yeah, and we actually really want her to find someone and it's to showcase, you know, bisexuality isn't something that's made up.

It's a real thing. It's people just wanting to find someone that they want to share their life with and love. And Tom, you understand if she chooses you that she's still bisexual, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I think the weirdest part is this has been a weird experience because obviously you hear, like, we're on your dates with you. There's people watching.

You're kind of hearing stuff on the slide. Like it's a really weird experience, right? Yeah, it's the first time I've had other people watching me on a date. It's strange. It's been different, yeah. Would you like to hear what Anne-Lise's best friend Liz thinks about the whole thing and what she thinks about you? I never scared.

No, well, we can't control that. We can't sugarcoat everything. We talked to her just before the show. And this is, we asked her, we said, does anyone know Anne-Lise better than you, Liz, Anne-Lise's best friend? She reckons absolutely not. There's no one who she tells more stuff to than this person.

They've been friends for 10 years. And I think it's a good insight for you as to where Anne-Lise's head's at and how you're going. Okay. You've run into a speed bump on this journey where rumours were going around about you that you were a player and it was kind of out of your control. That's what her friends were saying, right?

We asked Liz, Anne-Lise's best friend, do you think Tom is a player? And this is what she said. I haven't heard those rumours. I mean, I've heard them from other people, but never from people saying that about him. So, I mean, I kind of hope he's got the best intentions and, you know, I'm sure he does going into this.

She sounds like she's got your back. I think she's on your side. Yeah, that was quite neutral. Yeah, I think that's pretty neutral. Yeah. Would you like to hear what you think, what she thinks about who she's going to choose? Yeah, go for it.

I think she has an idea of what she wants, but I think there's still time for her to be swayed either way. Oh, that's so blasé. It's kind of middle of the road, but it kind of leans towards she's said to Liz she's maybe 75% on someone. That's what I took from it. We don't know who. That's what I took from it.

So you're saying, Clint, you think Anne-Lise has kind of said to her bestie Liz, I kind of know who I'm going to pick, but I'm not completely there. Do you think it's you, Tom? I really can't tell. I mean, it'll be good getting that next date and I'll probably have to gauge from there where things are at.

Because you guys are going on a private date. You won that this afternoon on the show. You're going to go on a private date without cameras, without microphones. Do you honestly see, like Anne-Lise is someone who you would date on the outside of this competition? Absolutely. I mean, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't see that. Right.

And every kind of date I go on, I've been more reassured of the whole thing. Okay, so you're feeling more of a connection every time you get to spend more time with her. Well, that's good. The last question we asked Anne-Lise, the bisexual, as best friend Liz, was, do you think out of the two people left in the competition, do you think one of those people she could potentially have a long-term relationship with after all this? This is what she said.

Yeah, I definitely think there is. Straight up, no mucking around. So that tells me, Tom, that Anne-Lise has said to her, one of these people I have real feelings for and a real connection. That's what I get from that answer. What do you think, Clint? Yeah, same. Because she could just go to the end of this

and then just bail out of it and then be nothing come of it. She reckons that, yeah. The most important question out of all this, where do you want the overseas trip to be to? We've actually been talking about this. I think Anne-Lise wants to go to Niue, but I wouldn't mind any kind of tropical place. Right.

So you're saying tropical. Hmm, interesting. Okay. Wednesday, it all goes down. The final elimination in the bisexual. Who will win Annalise our bisexualist heart? Find out Wednesday. Bree and Clint on ZM.

Bree's mama don't like you and she likes everyone. Really simple game. We want to give away some free fuel thanks to mobile And all that's going to do is We're going to get my mum on She's going to tell one person that she doesn't like them You know how it works eh mumma di Oh you guys I mean really Mum just so you know

Ross Boss is threatening to cut this segment Because you take too long to decide. Well, I'm threatening to cut him off the Christmas list. You know why? Why? Nobody cuts Elvis. Are you Elvis? No, when he cut the song the other day.

Oh. In Birthday Banger. A little less conversation. No, he didn't cut it. Come on. He loved it. Oh, God. Here we go again. Mama Di, you are going to ask each of our contestants one question and based off that, you're going to tell one of them

you don't like them. You've got your question ready to go? Yes, I have. Okay, meet Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Rochelle. How are you going? Good. How are you? Yeah, great. Do you like Rochelle. How are you going? Good. How are you? Yeah, great. Do you like Rochelle's name, Mum?

Oh, yes, I do. I do. I think she's lovely. She's won already. Well, settle down. You haven't even met the other contestant yet. Do you want to ask her a question? Yes, I do.

It's pretty simple. Chocolate or hot chips? Chocolate, I do. It's pretty simple. Chocolate or hot chips? Chocolate, for sure. Oh, that was a quick answer from Rochelle. That was quick. You know exactly what you like. That's great. She's decisive.

Maybe that's the thing you like about her. Over Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi. Meet Mama Di. Say hello, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Olivia. How are. Hi. Meet Mama Di. Say hello, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di.

Hi. Hi, Olivia. How are you going? I'm great. How are you? Yeah, really good. Thank you. I love how we force my mum to do this. Yeah, I know.

She really hates it. We really do. Olivia, you heard the question before. Hot chocolate or chips? Chips. No. What? Hot chocolate or hot chips.

Ah, chocolate or hot chips. Hot chips. Hot chips. Chips. No. What? Chocolate or hot chips. Oh, chocolate or hot chips. Hot chips. Hot chips. Oh, no. So it's skewed again. We've got one chocolate and one hot chips. All right. I know my mum pretty well.

I know who is going to be told they're not liked. All right. So you've got Olivia. How can I do that? You've got Olivia who said hot chips, mum, and then you've got Rochelle who said chocolate. Now's the time where you have to say I don't like, insert name. We're on a time limit.

Well, Ross Boss will probably cut me off too like he does all the other good people. It's Rowan Shane at Ross. Shooting from the hip. Who do you not like, Mama Di? Is it Olivia with the hot chips or is it Rochelle with the chocolate? Oh, Brianna even knows who I'm going to say, don't you, Brianna, because you know me too well.

I know you pretty well, Mum. Let's get to the point. Well, at least she wins the prize, hey? Yes, she does. She wins the free fuel thanks to mobile. All right, well, it has to be I don't like. Can I just say one of them? Yes, please do.

Okay. Any day now. Rochelle. Rochelle. Oh, Rochelle, you've taken the free fuel. That's okay. Please go and buy a bar of chocolate. It's fuel, Mum.

It's not chocolate. I don't know who this game hurts more. Your mum. It's fuel, Mum. It's not chocolate. I don't know who this game hurts more, your mum, us, or the people listening to us. I feel like everyone's getting hurt. Love you, Mumadite. Thank you for your time. Love you, Mum. I love you, guys.

All right, stop pressing buttons. I was going to tell you about, because you weren't there on Saturday night, but I had a shindig at my house. Yeah. At my apartment. I just didn't come. Yeah. Where were you, mate?

You were invited. Yeah. You know what? You know what's even more strange is my best friend Alan from Aussie, he's visiting me. Yeah. Big gay Al. Love Alan.

He tells me on Friday, oh, I've organised a party. I said, cool, where are we going? Like I was figuring it was at a bar or something. Wants to catch up with people. No, it's at my apartment. He's organised all of his friends to come to my apartment. You know, every friend group has that friend whose house is the designated party house. You're that friend. I have already gotten multiple complaints. Yeah, I know. You're in an apartment building. It's not good. It's too noisy.

Mate, there was about 40 people in my apartment. How did the random subletter go with the party? You know how your flatmate has sublet one of your rooms out to a random? Yeah, she wasn't there. Right. But I guess she would have had to join because it was going off. She ain't on the lease. She doesn't get a say.

Yeah. There was a really awkward moment during the party where there was this one guy there that I've seen before. I'm not going to name him, but he is real attractive. Okay. Do I know him? No. Okay.

You don't know him, but he's friends with like- Good. I'm easily intimidated. Seriously, this guy, like his rig and his face, like he's so attractive. God, I hate those people. Is he a nice person too? Yes. He's a real nice guy.

Anyway, I started chatting to one of these other dudes that were there and I was like, oh, you know, what's his deal? Like I follow him on Instagram and I've seen some, you know, he looks awesome, like great rig, whatever. He goes, oh, have you seen his fitness Instagram? I said, no. what's the other instagram he said oh he's got this other instagram where he just posts pictures of him with his shirt off well that's his fitness one yeah and i like i'd had a few vinos and i said oh show us a look at that we tried to find on my Instagram, but we couldn't find the handle.

He couldn't remember the handle exactly. So he's pulled out his phone and he's like searched it because he follows his fitness Instagram, this other guy. Anyway, I was having a good look, having a good stalk, and I was way down in the feed. Oh, yeah. Like way down. You know when you switch Instagram to the,

instead of it being the three across, it's just straight down so you can scroll faster? Yep. Did you do that? Yeah. Yeah. I got a good look. Anyway, and then I gave his phone back and I said, yeah, I might give that a follow.

But then I was like, do I follow it now? Because he's obviously here at this party at my house. Nah, too keen. Yeah. And I thought, no. Way too keen. I thought, I'm not going to do that because obviously that's weird. Anyway, I've set this other guy up for disaster because this guy comes over to me like an hour later.

The guy that I was on his phone. Hot Mr Fitness. No, not Mr Fitness. Oh, the guy whose phone you used. Yeah, so the guy that was showing me the fitness Instagram of this other guy. Yeah. He comes over and he goes, thanks very much. And I was like, what?

He goes, I've just had the most awkward moment with mr fitness apparently mr fitness and this other guy and the guy that i was chatting to is actually gay yeah mr fitness not gay yeah gay guys come over to me and he said i've just was talking to mr fitness and we're talking about this run that he's gotten me into and I'm doing this like fitness run competition. Anyway, they were talking about this and this was like probably 10 minutes after him and I were looking at this Instagram. Anyway, Mr Fitness has been like, oh, get out your phone and I'll sign you up to this Facebook group.

I know what's happened. This guy has pulled out his phone, opened it. Mr Fitness, literally his Instagram, first thing that opens. And a picture of him from September 2014. It was so far down. It was so far. How do you explain that? Very easily.

You go, I'm really sorry, Brie had my phone. Brie and Clint on ZM. On this show, the Brie and Clint show, we are very food conscious. And what I mean by that is we're very conscious of when we want food, which is always. We are not vegans, correct? I have been vegan before. You've had a vegan partner before?

Yeah, I was part-time vegan for a bit. We cooked all vegan food at home. You do a pretty good vegan ragu. Yeah. But you're not vegan? No, I'm not vegan. You love cheese, I love cheese. Can't go without cheese.

Took me a long time to really figure out what vegans were all about because I was like, you're vegan, you can have cheese, right? Because the cow doesn't die. No. You can't have anything, any food product in which an animal was exploited for its creation. So that includes honey? That's the bit that blew my mind earlier this year. You can't have honey because the bees have been exploited.

Exactly right. You're taking something away from the bees. So yeah, you can't have honey. the bees have been exploited. Exactly right. You're taking something away from the bees. So, yeah, you can't have honey. You can have maple syrup though. Yeah, because it just comes out of a maple tree. Exactly. Yeah. Breaking news for vegans or people aspiring to be vegans

or people who love to say, oh, bloody vegans. The following foods are no longer vegan. What does that even mean? It means vegans can't eat them are no longer vegan. What does that even mean? It means vegans can't eat them. Avocados. What? Almonds. Melons. Kiwi fruit. Butternut squash

or pumpkin. How? They're all vegetables and nuts. And fruits. And fruits. The reason that those... You know what's going to hurt the vegans the most? Avocado. Avocado. That's a big necessity in a vegan diet.

Every vegan raw kitchen loves a smashed avo on a seed loaf. Uncooked seed cauliflower bread. There's nothing more. I like vegan food, most of it, but I can't deal with the uncooked bread. The reason that those foods aren't vegan is because when they grow, it requires a flowering process. And for it to flower, it requires pollination. And for it to be pollinated, it needs bees.

And for bees to get to the commercial farming sites, they have to transport hives and move bees from their original home to a new home. And in the transportation process, some of the bees get injured. Oh, now you're taking the piss. I'm just telling you how it is. Come on. Because my dad's an apple farmer, right? Yeah.

And that's how we have been able to live my entire life is by selling apples. Yeah. We do that. You have bees. Yes. So my dad will hire a beekeeper to put beehives in amongst the apple trees because the amount of natural bees that are in the environment isn't enough to pollinate that many apple trees.

No, and bees are dying at an alarming rate. Exactly right. It's scary. So there you go. Come on. No, no, no. I'm going to play it straight here. Your avocado on toast is killing bees.

You monster. Do you think though... You selfish son of a... Do you think though there'd be vegans listening right now that would... Because obviously, where has this come from? There's obviously vegans that are promoting this and saying. Militant vegans. I don't know where it's coming from, but if you want to follow

veganism to a T, you need to remove those things. My thing is, what's left? There's only so many mung beans you can eat. After you get rid of those things, what is left? Honestly, there's not much. Like I used to watch my partner eat vegan food and

struggle. Like you struggle a lot. You need a lot of vitamins. You need a lot of supplements to be able to live a true vegan life. I respect anyone who's got animals' best interests at heart and that sort of thing, but that's tough. To take those things out of the food pool,

especially avocado. Where do you get your fats? That's all avocado. What do you put on your toast? They take peanut butter away. You're all screwed.