ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 15th 2019

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Oh, g'day guys. I've got an important question. What's the question? And I don't know if it's a question we've asked on the show before. It may be, but it requires everybody's input. What's the best kind of cheese? That's a good question.

It is a good question. That's like asking a mum, who's your favourite kid? No, this is harder. We did ask that. We asked your mum. Remember? Yeah, and she said our dog. Yeah, Max the dog. And Max is now missing. So now it will be Max forever.

Ben, actually, weren't you meant to talk to a pet psychic tonight? Oh, yeah. True. Hey, you're taking us away from what I'm talking about. Sorry, I genuinely do that. What cheese thing? That's important. Let me run you through some cheeses. This is a refresher.

We've got Colby, Edam, Tasty, all your usuals, Parmesan. Parmesan. Then there's some fruitier cheeses like a cottage cheese, cream cheese. I'll accept cream cheese. Ricotta. There's feta, both goats and cow. Then there's your cracker cheeses like your goudas, your blues, your camemberts It's a wonderful, wonderful world of cheese

Swiss cheese American cheese All those kind of things Now I need to know from everybody What's your favourite kind of cheese? Blue cheese is probably mine Just easy go-to, I know I'm going to like it every time Nice

Bold cheese to like It is a bold cheese I do. It is a bold cheese. I do love a blue cheese. It's because it's not for everyone. It's not for everyone, no. But once you know what you like, you're up and rolling. I'm just looking for the super fancy cheese. I've never wanted to release this information to the world.

Do you know a good cheese that we don't know about? Why are you sitting on good cheese information? Because I'm afraid if I talk about it too much, it'll boost the price of it up, and it's already freaking expensive. How powerful do you think this podcast is? And in the news today, the international stock price of Gouda went through the roof

when Brie and Clint reported it on their podcast. Hold on, wait. If I find it, I'm just looking for it online. I'm willing to share it with people who listen to the podcast. Okay, you keep looking. We'll go to Ellie. Ben's gone to a blue. It's very easy now to just say what he said.

That's what I want to do. And I do like blue. But I challenge you to dig a little bit deeper and find another cheese that you would like to put forward as your favorite cheese. I haven't mentioned mozzarella cheese as well. Yeah, that is good. I quite like a cumin gouda, you know? Who the fuck says cumin gouda?

Get the fuck out. Get out. You know who says cumin gouda? The person who likes an apricot blue cheese chicken pie. Yeah, that's exactly who. You have the weirdest food tastes. Your taste buds are all out of whack. Yeah.

For our next single, can we get that drop from Ali just before it builds and it builds and builds and then it goes, I quite like a cumin gouda. It wouldn't be relatable. Everyone would go, what the hell? And that's the point of it, eh? You found the cheese, Bree? I've found the cheese. What is it?

Is it a Bree? Now, if I share this with you guys, you have to remember that I shared this dear piece of information that is close to my heart. Hurry up. No, no, not hurry up. You would never have tasted this cheese and you'll never get to experience this unless it was for me.

So I'm about to share it. The cheese that you... I feel like this is worthy of... Meredith Dairy Sheep and Goat's Cheese. It comes in a jar. It's about $20. It's very expensive and it will fucking change your life.

So that's fitter? It's a mix. Did you not hear? It's a mix of sheep and goat and then they put it into this like brine stuff with all the rosemary's in the stuff and it's in a jar yeah yeah name another cheese that comes in the jar no better does not they put it in plastic you're saving the planet it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good i like it i want to try it and you know what i know that comment is coming from someone who hasn't tasted that cheese. I haven't tasted it.

You're right. Where can I get it? You can get it at all big supermarkets. In New Zealand? In New Zealand. Okay. Great. Well, there you go.

Oh, I haven't even done mine yet. Yeah, sure. Let's see what my favorite cheese is. Tasty. Oh, you absolute dickhead. Oh, my God. I need to go home. It's a vodka.

I need to leave this place. G'day everybody. Good afternoon. Happy Tuesday. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. Hi Bree. Hello. How are we?

We're in a good mood. You are in a good mood. Yes. Why do you think that is? What's happened? What's the thing that happened to you this morning that's put you in the right headspace to attack today with vim and vigor? A lot of drugs.

No, excuse me. Excuse me. Panadol. Why do you need a lot of Panadol? Panadol. What do you need a lot of Panadol for? I've got my period. All right, all right.

You know, that is the best thing to say as a female when you don't want a male to continue asking you questions. Say that and they'll shut right up. As a modern feminist, I support you and your period. Let's move right along. Today in the show, we are continuing our mission to get Ross Boss, head of ZM, 5,000 Instagram followers. He is going to be New Zealand's next social media influencer.

It's his dream, and we want to make that dream come true for him. But the only person who can really make that dream come true for him is you with that follow button on your Instagram. At Ross Flahive, F-L-A-H-I-V-E. Go follow him now. We're trying to get him to change that crappy handle to at Ross Boss. He's really anti it. He's a real diva already.

Yeah, I know. We've got a few more ideas to obviously boost the followers. And don't worry. The best thing about this is you're probably asking, what's in it for me? Oh, something today is in it for you. Something today is in it. Like, you're going to get something out of this. Also, something for you today.

We've got more Friday Gems live tickets today in the Swap Shop. Swap Shop's back. We did it last year. Basically, you trade us things that you have for a double pass to go to Friday Jams Live. Yesterday, we swapped a double pass to see Janet Jackson and the Black Eyed Peas and 50 Cent for an iPhone 6.

So it's winnable. I mean, there wasn't many good things in the swap shop yesterday. Someone tried to swap us a Garfield DVD. I want to go up a level. So if you've got something good that you're willing to swap, you're probably going to win. I'm going to draw a line today, actually. I'm going to say and I want the producers to hear this.

iPhone 6 is as low as we go today. If it's worse than iPhone 6, it doesn't make it to the, it doesn't make it into the swap shop today. We'll continue to take calls. If your item isn't good enough, producer Ellie is cutting people today. Yeah, she's going to cut you off. The swap shop I know you want to know when it is so you can play

straight after 5 o'clock today. We'll open the Friday Jams Live swap shop. The thing I know that makes people happy is me pranking my mother. So we're going to open the show with that next. Love this. Love her. We haven't spoken to her in a while, have we? Love you.

Love everything. Haven't talked to her for a bit, actually. We'll see what she's up to. We never just call her to say, how you going, do we? We will one day. It's always a prank. Not today, though. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I thought we'd kick the show off with a bit of a prank on my mother. Great idea. Because she loves vinyls. She's collected records since she was young. She always used to talk about it when we were kids. You know, she'd be like, oh, look at my vinyls collection. Right, she's quite vital.

She's proud of her albums. She loves it, which is great. Her and my dad both collected them as kids and as teenagers and all that stuff. And there was an article that's come out on the internet today that was talking about, you know, which ones are the rarest and most valuable. Yeah.

Which is interesting because a few of those on there, I believe my mum definitely wouldn't have. Yeah. But we could try and make her believe that she has some valuable ones. Okay, that's a good idea. So one of the ones on there is the Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles. It's one of the most expensive ones at $132,000.

You can sell that for apparently certain pressed ones. That's incredible. Which is crazy, right? Yeah. So that one is worth a lot of money. I know for a fact she's got some Bee Gees albums. It doesn't really matter. Let's just call her and we'll try and make her believe whatever she says

will say it's worth a lot of money. Okay, here we go. Let's go through to Stanthorpe. Hello. Mama Di. How are you going, Rana? Good. Clint's here. Hi, Mama Di. How are you going, Rana? Good.

Clint's here. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Clint. How's that beautiful little girl going? Tui is doing well. She's doing great. Thank you very much. All right. We've got no time, so we need to ask you a few quick questions.

Oh, jeez. Yeah, okay. You know how you've got a big vinyl collection? Yes, yeah. What do you think is the rarest vinyl that you've got in your collection? Oh, my goodness me. Probably the greatest hits of Queen, maybe. I don't know.

Wait, you've got what Queen album do you have? It's the Bohemian Rhapsody one. Shut the hell up. Brianna, are you starting again, are you? Wait, do you know what year it was pressed? Well, it was the original one. Mum, that album,

if it's the actual original one, is worth a ton of money. No, how would you just know that off the bat? Well, this article's come out today. This is dead serious. I'm not even pulling your leg. So an article's come out and it's talking about the Beatles albums that are really worth a lot of money. And that album from Queen is on there and it's worth eight grand.

Oh, no. No. No, Brianna, you said income? No, bullshit. And now that I've told you this, we're selling it and you're giving me half. No. What about the Beatles ones?

I've got them too. Which ones do you have? The one where they're... It's not Sgt. Pippers, is it, Mama Di? Yes. Yes. No, it's not. She's trying to bullshit us now.

No. No. I have got it because... You've got Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band by the Beatles. Yes. It's worth $132,000. What? It's worth $132,000.

No, are you bullshitting me? No, I swear to God I'm not. This article says that that is... Oh, my God. I'm going to go out now and spend my super fund because I've already got it in the LP. Are you trying to bullshit us while we're trying to bullshit you? You finally turned it back on us.

It's not fair. No. It's not fair. It's not fair, Dinkum. Are you serious, Mum? You've got the Sgt. Pickers Lonely Hearts Club badge? No, I have. I have.

You always do this. You think you do and then it's not that one. If it is, Mum, swear on Nan's life, that is worth $132,000. Oh, my God. Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to sell that one and buy a Nissan GT-R. All right. What are you, a boy racer?

God, my parents are bogus. All right, mum and dad, good to talk to you. Love you, mum. Love you, guys. Bye, mum. Send me the photos of the album. Fast and Furious, Stanthorpe, Apple Farm Edition. Oh, God.

I told you we were bogan. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We like to do this every now and then when there's a story about a big baby. Whee! Whee! Do you replace my baby sound effect? My big baby sound effect? No.

Fine, we'll roll with you on it. Your one's more annoying than my one. Your one's worse. That sounds to me like the one you always use, a big baby. Oh, you know I'm going to play that every time I say big baby. Now it's back. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Now it's back.

Wait, where's... Anyway, you want to hear about this big baby? Yeah, go on. Been born in Australia to a lady. Of course it has. It's been referred to as a mini sumo wrestler. Now, I don't know if the mum has given it that name, and I also don't know if that's culturally appropriate,

but that's what the news are reporting it as, a mini sumo wrestler. What nationality is the baby? Australian mum. She's from Wollongong. Her name is Emma. I'm going to suggest she's not Japanese. I don't know. There's no picture of her here.

Right. There is, however, a picture of the baby. Gorgeous baby. Healthy baby. Show me the baby. Bonnie baby is a good word for this baby um hot damn that's a big baby it's coming at 12.9 pounds 12.9 pounds that hurts my vahine looking at that it hurts yours imagine hers um for those who are more familiar with the metric system, that is 5.88 kilos. That's a big baby.

I've had things out of me that big before. It wasn't a good time. No, you have not. And it's hard to fathom unless you've had a child, I feel. I haven't either. So what I have here, I have a simulated version of that baby. I'm going to give you the weight of the big baby as it was born. Why are you installing the fear inside of me so I'm never going to have a baby?

Because I want you to be safe until you're ready. I thought, how can I do this? What do babies love? Babies love milk. So I'm going to hand you the weight of the baby in milk. Okay. So first of all, take this. That's two litres, which is equivalent to two kilos.

God, that's heavy. That's enough for a baby, right? That's enough. You'd be happy if that was your baby. That's a big enough baby. No. So now we'll give you your second. Oh, this one's leaking. Just be careful. But you've got to hold it. It's your baby. Just like a real baby. Yeah. Two litres. Another two litres. Oh, no, it's open. That wasn't meant to happen.

This seems like it was a staged gag. That was not meant to happen. There's like it was a staged gag that was not meant to happen. That was not meant to happen. There's milk everywhere. Can we get a towel? I'm covered in milk. Quick, finish the gag off. There's the 1.8.

Just hold this as well. Hold it so we can get a towel. Jesus Christ. And then hold the other one. Yeah, put the towel down there. It's going to stink like rotten milk. I am drenched in Anyway that's the That's the weight of the big baby

Wait is that the whole gag? No it wasn't meant to open So you didn't open it? I promise I didn't open it I swear a scout's honour I didn't open that And for those who are concerned Don't worry the baby was born by caesarean. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Speaking of celebrities like Stan Walker, Dean McCarthy, what's going on with Kanye West? Oh, my goodness. Kanye West has just, oh, my goodness, revealed on their very successful show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, last night that, and I quote, you're just, oh, my goodness, revealed on their very successful show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, last night that, and I quote,

you're my, this is to Kim Kardashian, you're my wife and it affects me when there's pictures of you looking too sexy. This was the start of an argument they had, okay, making international news because, hello, you're married to Kim Kardashian. Yeah. He said this to her the night before the Met Gala when she was putting on, remember that corset bodysuit thing that was so... I loved that outfit.

So did I. I thought it was the coolest thing ever and it looked like she'd been... So she was raining and she was tripping. Yeah, it looked like she was in the rain. Yeah. It was incredible. Yeah. And Kanye said, what did he say, you can't go out looking like that, you look too hot. Pretty much, he's like,

I'm your husband and you're my wife and I can't stand seeing pictures of you looking so sexy. She shot him down going, you're the one that gave me all this confidence. And what she didn't say, but what we're all thinking, it is kind of her, that's her job and business to be sexy. That's how she sells all her stuff. Also, it's a very archaic way of looking at your wife.

It's like, I want you sexy, and then I'll marry you, and then no one else gets to see you. I'm going to put you in a shed, and no one else gets to see you. It's like a flash car. Only I get to drive this car, and this is for me. That's not how it works. I don't think Kanye should be saying that stuff. I do get where he's coming from when she posts those full naked,

nearly naked shots on her Instagram. Yeah, but once again, he married Kim Kardashian. You can't marry someone and expect them to change. You can't marry them and go, I know who you are, I know who I'm marrying, but I want you to be a different person after we get married. It'd be like her saying to Kanye, can you stop saying stupid stuff? You can't do it.

Also, Elton John is dropping some interesting, well, some bombs really about Michael Jackson. Yes, he is. So Elton John's got a new book coming out called Me. We haven't seen the full book yet, but we're slowly as the days go on getting little excerpts. And this one is huge. He has said this. Elton John said this.

Michael Jackson was mentally ill. He said he was normal in the beginning. Like they were friends, you know, when Michael was quite young, actually. And he said as the years went on, he was mentally ill. He told the story of they were at a party with all these adults or whatever, and Michael went missing, and then they couldn't find him. And then they found him out in, like, the sandpit with, like, one of the housekeeper's children, like, playing in the sand.

And Elton said, you know, he just couldn't be around the company of adults. And it was just very, very, as he put, you know, very unusual behavior. So more will come out. Elton John's going low on this book. He's serving all the tea. So that story is in this book? Yes, in the book, word for word. Yep.

That is heavy stuff, isn't it? He's a fight with Princess Diana. They would have arguments. That's fascinating. That's in the book as well. The thing about Elton John saying stuff like this is he's at the end of his career. He's made his money.

He's got nothing to gain from it. I thought you were going to say he's nearly dead. I mean... Well, I wasn't quite going to go there. But you know, it's not like Elton John's trying to set up a new career.

It's not like he needs publicity. It's not like he needs to sell books. That's the thing. His world tour is already sold out. So, interesting. He really is in that stage of his life where he wants to just be super honest. He's just like, screw it. I want to get things off my chest kind of.

Okay, that is the latest with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. I saw an interesting video on

Facebook which gave me all the feels of, you know when you used to get sent home with a lot of homework? I used to get so much homework and I feel like Did you do it? Yeah. You had to do it because you were at boarding school. Yeah, we had to do it. You never left school.

Your home was school. Way to do it, hey, because you were at boarding school. Yeah, we had to do it. You never left school. Your home was school. Way to rub it in. Way to bring up memories. Sorry. It was like you were like. No, I was just processing it in my mind. I was remembering my favourite part of the day, going home, and then I'm like, you didn't get that.

But you were. No, we actually didn't get that. You were at boarding school by choice. Yeah. You sent yourself to boarding school. Education doesn't mean it was fun. Right. And we used to have a set study time every night.

Yeah. And you used to have to sit there and study. Before or after dinner? After. Oh, that's all right. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, homework?

Anyway, I sometimes feel like homework is a bit unfair for the kids, but also the parents. Because let's be real, most of the time the parents end up doing a lot of homework. I'm not looking forward to my daughter, Tui, bringing home maths homework that I can't help her with and her realising, oh, Dad's a bit of a dummy. Yeah. You know, when it's like... I'm really not looking forward to that with my children because I literally can't do maths,

but I've got a solution. Okay. There's a kid who has figured it out and this video is doing the rounds on the internet. So this video starts off with the kid's mum. She's in the foreground of the video and her kid is in the background laying down. He doesn't know that she's filming him doing his homework.

You have a listen to the strategy that this kid has taken to do his homework. Alexa, 8 multiplied by 4. 8 times 4 is 32. Alexa, 6 multiplied by 6. 6 times 6 is 36. What is going on here? You're not doing what's up. No, that is not how you do homework.

Alexa, 4 multiplied by 4. 4 times 4 is 16. You do realise you'll be doing all this again yourself. Genius, genius, genius, genius. I think technically he's done his homework. He's done his homework. Modern problems require modern solutions and he's used the tools at his disposal.

If that was my kid, I would not make them do it again. No. I'd be like, you figured out the problem. You figured out how to cheat the system. Yeah. You know? And you go a long way like that. Like the Wolf of Wall Street or something.

I don't know. Also, how good's the Scottish accent with it as well? Alexa. Alexa. Sounds like that ad that's on at the moment, the Uncle Toby's ad where he's like, that's not how you make porridge. I can just picture that kid not how you make porridge.

I can just picture that kid in a couple of years. Alexa, play dirty movies on the TV. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's time for a brief fashion conversation. I said something in confidence to you that I was thinking about giving a go.

I'm so nervous. I don't think I can pull it off. I just said I was thinking about it. I see other people wearing this, girls, not boys. I see other females giving this trend a go. And I thought, could I jump on that wave? And I think you can. But I know you won't believe me,

so I want you to ask everybody listening if this is an item of clothing. So I know you've currently looked at a lot of them. Have you got a pair that you've settled on already without saying what they are just yet? I'm looking at a few different pairs. Yeah. But the ones that have caught my attention.

Yeah. In fact, let's just say it. The item of clothing that Brie is looking to rock in her summer wardrobe are... Bike pants. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. And I'm for it. I'm for it. I don't think I can pull it off.

No, I think you can. No, because I've got a saddlebag ass. Oh, excuse me. And bike pants. Excuse me, you have a beautiful ass. What do you think bike pants do? You've got nowhere to hide in bike pants. Who's your icon?

Like, who's your inspo for this? Who have you seen wearing bike pants that's made you go, oh, this is an item that Brie Thomasale should wear this summer? My next door neighbour, she's about, I think she's about 78. She loves to wear a bike pant. What about Ariana Grande in that side to side music video? Is that maybe where you got part of it? No, I'm going for more.

Have you seen the real casual bike pants wearers? No. It's nothing to do. I don't think the word casual and bike pants go in the same sentence. No, that is the trend. Not on a bicycle, not exercising, just strolling down to the shops. Got a couple of questions about the shorts, which I still maintain you should wear and that you can totally pull off, babes.

I think they were made for you. These bike shorts you're looking at, do they have the bit of padding that goes under the gooch that protects you from the impacts of the seat? Well, I don't have a gooch. That's a male thing. Well, you know what I'm talking about. I've got a perennium.

The area down there, do they have the bit of padding in there? No. No? No. So what makes them bike shorts, just they're tight? They just look like bike shorts. The grey's not good. Don't go grey. No. So what makes them bike shorts? Just they're tight. They just look like bike shorts. Ooh. The grey's not good.

Don't go grey. No, because what if you have a little bit of a... If you have a little bit of a whoopsie... ...whoopsie, it's very noticeable. Also, what if you get a bit sweaty in that region as well? It's going to come straight through. No, I think if we're doing anything, we're either going black... Do you like that...

...or we're going fluro. Do you... Not going fluro. Do you like that look? On you? No, I'm not saying on me. I'm not saying on me. Like, Kim Kardashian is the one who's made it popular. Yeah, I think it looks great on her. Yep.

She's the one who started it. Yeah, she can wear a potato sack. I see friends of mine wearing them. Do you like it on the ladies? I do, yeah. I think it's a hot look. You don't know what you're talking about. You just want me to walk down into that trap

and wear them to work. No, I don't. No, I'm giving you my honest, honest opinion that I, Clint Roberts, believe you should buy a pair of bike shorts and you should wear them

to work straight away. You should wear them in here. Do you think if I wore bike shorts to work that I could get away with walking into the office and no one saying anything? No, God no.

Because like I said, you've made a bold fashion pivot and you need to own it for a couple of days until people get used to it. You know, you don't make a cake without cracking a few eggs or something. Should I go bike pants visor? Bike pants visor, crop top, crop top t-shirt. I am not wearing that in a public arena. Well, if you don't believe me,

let's just stick with bike shorts for now, okay? 0800 dial ZM. Should Brie wear bike shorts? Is that a wise fashion move for Brie to make before summer? Maybe you're looking at doing it. Maybe you've made the transition. Maybe you're already a bike short wearer and you want to get Brie on board with what you're doing. I'd like people's just thoughts on that look on 9696.

The bike shorts look? Yeah. Yeah, okay. And call us as well, 0800-DIAL-ZM. This is an open fashion conversation and we want your input as well. Bree in bike shorts. Doesn't go hand in hand, I believe. Is it a yay or is it an ay?

Come on, weigh in. You're going to determine whether this purchase goes ahead or not. There's a lot of no's on the text machine so far. We're trying to figure out whether Brie can wear bike shorts or not, which I say you can and you're the one who's saying you can't. Can we put that on the record, by the way? I'm not saying

you can't pull this off. I'm saying you can and you should. I'm just self-conscious about that area of my body. Right. Which a lot of females are and I look at females who are wearing them and I just think, God, you can pull that off. And I always think to myself, I'm like, what would I look like? And I think I'd more look like a chicken in an oven bag probably.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Like stuffing something through a keyhole that's not meant to go through. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. But you don't know until you try. There's a lot of really great texts. You know, some not super appropriate where they said, let's see that ass. But I appreciate that.

That is a compliment. Unsolicited compliment. I love this one text that said, I bought leopard skin bike pants a while ago but haven't been brave enough to wear them. My inspiration was similar. I saw a fit-ass lady in her 50s rocking the leopard bike shorts and I thought at 29 I could do the same.

But if Brie does it, I'll wear mine too. Yeah, there you go. Oh, no. The lady who's in her 50s probably has them from the first time they were cool. And also, a leopard print could really help distract a little bit, you know? Like a print could really soften the whole effect. We see. That's probably my main concern.

And a few people on the text machine did say they would be constantly looking down, checking for the old CT. Oh, you mean that? Yeah, CT. It's a woman's worst nightmare. It is a woman's worst nightmare. Let's go and get some opinions from people who have strong fashion advice for you. First of all, Sean.

Hi. Yeah, g'day. Sean, can't wait to hear your opinion on this. Bree, bike shorts, is it a go? It's a go for Bree, but I think you just want to have a little bit of a perv on the side. A what? You think you want to have a little bit of a perv?

Bree will rock them, but I think Clint wants to have a perv on the other side. Oh, excuse me, Sean. Excuse me. There's no ulterior motive here from me. And if there is, it's not perving base. He did force me to show, like, some sexy photos in my phone to him one time. I did. That's a load of codswallop.

No. Sean, you and your adorable laugh can get out of here, okay? Let's talk to AJ. See how happy Sean was with himself? AJ, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. G'day, AJ. Bree, bike shorts, yay or nay?

I'm going to give it the old AJ seal of approval. Yeah, good. Oh, sheesh, that means a lot. Two thumbs up from AJ. Are you a cyclist yourself? Not a cyclist, but I've been named a bit of a fashionista, you know. Yeah. Rock a red suit, I'll pull it off.

You look good in anything. I was saying to Bree before, if she's worried about, because like we said, we've described it as a bold fashion pivot for you. You're changing fashion directions rapidly. If you walk around with a bike for a few days, it might take the edge off. Ease it into it. Yeah, yeah. And then slowly but surely remove the bike.

Maybe even some clogs or something. Just fully, you know, get into it. Yeah, like the peddling shoes. Shut up, AJ. Yeah, yeah. Shut up. All right, AJ. Thank you, mate.

And finally, we do need a female's opinion. A lot of dudes weighing in here. Yes, I do want a female opinion. Chris, welcome to the conversation. Hi, how are you? Chris, give it to me straight. What are your thoughts? Mate, I'm just going to say it's a big nah, nah, nah.

Mainly for two reasons. One is you've got to start shaving, like, knees and above. Like, you know, you've got to, nah, it's like a nah, don't want to shave knees. And the other one is like then you're going to go in like your togs to the beach and you're going to have white and brown legs. That's just nah. Oh, you're going to have a tan line.

I've never heard someone say nah more in one conversation than Chris. I'm just checking, Chris, is it a yeah or is it a nah? Nah. Nah. Nah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to ask you guys opinion on something. Actually, this is all about me this hour, isn't it?

That's a bit annoying. It's all right. Anyway, this isn't about me. We're going to ask other people's opinion on what they do. Yeah, sure, okay. When they're dating someone. Good way to diffuse a topic topic which is definitely about you. That's how you diffuse it down.

Guys, this is not about me, but let me base it on myself for context. No, but I'm sharing a story. We appreciate it. You should appreciate it. I want to ask your guys' opinion if something is weird or if you think it's pretty normal. Okay, sure. So if you're dating someone, do you think it's pretty normal. Okay, sure. So if you're dating someone, do you think it's normal

to pick out each other's grey hairs? Oh. Depends if you want your grey hairs plucked or not. Like if you want them removed, nah, that's not that weird. Nah. I'm going to say no. No, but what if it's a non-solicited thing?

Oh, like they come up behind you and just start plucking your hairs out? Yes, yes. A bit invasive? Yeah. Are you coming at it from the angle that you don't want them pointing out your grey flaws? Like you're like, girl, could you not have left me in blissful ignorance? I'm not too worried about that. I'm not too worried about a few grey hairs.

I think, you know, whatever. I'm not too worried about that. I'm not too worried about a few grey hairs. I think, you know, whatever. I'm not too concerned. I just think it's a little bit – I was sitting there on the weekend and I had someone plucking my grey hairs and I felt like a bit of a monkey. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like they were picking lice kind of thing. Right. And it wasn't just one.

Like it wasn't just a standard, you know, I'll get that grey hair that I can see. It then became a game. Find the other ones. Find the other grey. Like whack-a-mole. Find the other grey hairs. At the start when my first one started appearing,

my wife Lucy took great pleasure in pointing them out and going, you've got some. But that's because she already had some too. So it was like, ha-ha, now you're grey as well. Right, gotcha. And as you go on, you can't do it forever otherwise you end up pulling all your hair out. Yeah, well, that's true.

I'm not really concerned about the grey hairs part. Wait, how old are we? Are we doing a grey hair conversation? No. How old did we get? We're doing a how far is too far when you're dating someone to groom them. Oh, so not just grey hairs. Not just grey hairs.

I'm talking about other things that you do when you're dating someone or if they're your partner. You know when it goes to that point where you just start doing that weird grooming stuff? So a couple off the top of my head. Acne. Where you're popping pimples, yeah. Back knee.

Yeah, that's a big one. Check knee. It's chest acne. Oh, yeah, chest acne. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so the pimple thing, we got that. Yeah. But what about deck knee? What about when you – whatple thing, we got that. What about deckne?

What about when you... What's that? Don't worry. What's deckne? Not a real one. Just move on. Venacone? What about when you're waxing someone?

You're waxing your partner? Like how far is too far? Can you ask your girlfriend to do a back second crack? Oh, well if you can't ask your girlfriend, who can you ask? The waxologist? Oh, that's a great point. That's not her job. That's not her job.

No. What about you, producers? Have you ever done anything weird with a partner or someone you were dating where you start grooming each other? No, not really, but I don't find the grey hair very unusual. No, I don't either. I think it's all right. Yeah.

You don't think that's a little bit? What if it's like new? You've just started seeing someone. How new? Yeah. You don't think that's a little bit? What if it's like new? You've just started seeing someone. How new? New. I guess if you ask it's fine. Unsolicited's a bit weird. Yeah, you've got to know if the person's comfortable with having

their grey hairs pointed out as well. I think it comes back too. Have you ever picked someone's scab? Yuck. Ew! I'm just putting it out there. I think that's different. I think that's definitely different. I do like peeling though. I peel Sam's different. I think that's definitely different. I do like peeling, though. I will peel Sam's back.

I love to peel someone. I just remembered something. What? I had a girlfriend squeeze a boil on my butt. Yes. Yes, nice. I love that stuff. You know what else I've done for a partner?

Yuck. I've dug out an ingrown toe. Oh! An ingrown toe. Oh! An ingrown toenail on his big toe. He had an ingrown toenail and I've dug it out for him. Okay, cool. What do you want to ask? I want to ask on 800-DIAL-ZM,

what is the weird grooming thing that you do with your partner? All right. Share it with us. You can text us on 9696. Is anything off limits? Is anything too gross? Nothing's off limits. So long as you do it your partner. All right. Share it with us. You can text us on 9696. Is anything off limits? Is anything too gross? Nothing's off limits. So long as you do it, right?

As long as you actually do it. To your partner. Yes. 0800 dial ZM. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. I've asked the question on 0800 dial ZM after a first hand experience. Is it weird to pluck each other's grey hairs from your head?

Oh, well, there would be a weirder situation. Plucking grey hairs from somewhere else? From another region. Yeah, yeah, that would be weirder. I'm not there yet, thank God. I don't have grey hairs there. You'd have to be up close and personal to find them in the first place. Wouldn't you?

And even if you did... And why are you looking so closely down there? And if you were looking down there, which is fine, weird time to bring it up. Like, do you bring it up afterwards and you're like, hey, I noticed about 15 minutes ago. When I was down there. And you've got a grey hair down there. Do you want me to get that for you? Do you want me to take care of that for you?

I've asked you guys to call us up and let us know what weird grooming thing you do with your partner or someone you've dated. Now, we said that nothing was too gross. No, I'm willing to go as gross as what people are willing to say. Having read some of the text messages, I now feel that there is a whole level of gross I wasn't ready for. Well, Clint doesn't want to read out this text, but I'm going to read it out.

Someone said, my partner used to pick my nose and eat my snot. See, that is horrific. Well, I mean, it's just. It's what? It's dust. It's. Dust. Anybody?

No. Dust. I mean, I wouldn't do it, but it's not, you know, you know what's worse. I don't want to know what's worse. Okay, I won't tell you. Well, I just hope that the calls are a bit better than that. Laura, hi. Hi, guys.

How are you? Good, Laura. What's the weird grooming thing you think you do with your partner? We do most things. You know, pimples, grey hairs, ingrown hairs, sunburn peeling, all that kind of normal stuff. The whole shebang. Yeah, but I would definitely not pick my partner's nose and eat it

because I don't even do that myself. That's kind of wrong. I love how long your list was and then you decided to draw the line. But, like, I think in terms of how, like, weird, how people think things are weird, I think that there's nothing weird. I think so long as you guys are comfortable with whatever you do with each other and you're not hurting anyone, then it's fine.

But, I mean, if you get to the point where you can go to the toilet comfortably in front of each other, then you're there. You know? It's totally fine. I draw the lines at twos. I don't want to see anyone doing twos. Laura, we're still talking about grooming, right? We're still talking about grooming each other?

Yeah, what are you talking about, Laura? Catherine's here. Hey, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, how's it going? Let us know, Catherine, what's the grooming thing that you and your partner are doing? So me and my ex, we used to have a waxing agreement.

He had been complaining of some chafing so I was like, oh well why don't you let me wax your ass? And it only happened one time because as soon as I put the wax on he clenched and the wax went into all places that

it should probably not go. No! And it just came off in one rip. Did you wax his bum crack shut? Yeah. Ah! Oh. Is that when he became your ex-boyfriend?

Was he like, I'm leaving? Oh, no, it was a little bit later after that. I probably shouldn't be asking this, but how did you get it out? I actually got it off in one good go. There was only a couple of small bits. Yeah, you did, Catherine. Yeah, you did. I bet other things came with that.

Hi, Leah. Hi. So, what I do is after my boyfriend's shaved, like, shaved his beard, the following day there'll always be a few, and that's my favourite, because I can spot them from a mile away and just go and pop them. A few what? A few ingrown hairs? Ingrown hairs, pimples.

Oh, it's therapeutic. It's therapeutic. My wife loves popping those things too, and I hate it, but it's at the point in our relationship where if she knows that I've popped one without her, she gets mad at me. That's literally me.

She'll be like, how could you do that to me? How could you? You know what I love? You know what I love? Why would you take my love away from me? You're like, how dare you? How dare you? One of my favourite texts on the text machine,

someone said, yesterday, my bum area, I was having a bit of trouble in. I thought I might have been bleeding. So I sent my boyfriend a Snapchat and when I got home, he checked it to see if there was anything unusual happening up there. But, guys, it was all clear. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. Oh, my God, I heard she bought all her followers

She would, she's such a bitch It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game You know the game We try and guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram That's right, first person to get to three right wins Ellie chooses all of the celebrities, and I have not been having a great run at this game recently. Last year, Bree cheated at this game around the same time of the year,

but I'm not accusing you of that yet, okay? Not yet. Mate, just because you're losing doesn't mean I'm cheating. Well, that's what it meant last year. That's exactly what it meant. No, I've turned a new leaf this year. Not once have I cheated in anything. Text 9696 if you think Bree's cheating.

But let's play today's game. I'm winning. What the hell am I cheating? What am I looking at? My laptop's closed. My phone's over there. Let's play today's game and find out. Producer Ali, when you're ready, you give us an Instagram celebrity.

You can play this in the car as well. Okay, your first one is Pharrell. Oh. Pharrell. I love that song of his. What was it? It was really... Yeah, really catchy.

What was it? I can't really remember it. Because I'm happy. Pharrell. All right, for Pharrell, Clint, you put $9 million. Bree, you've put $26 million? $126 million, sorry. $126 million. Oh, shit. I meant to write $26 million. Bree, you've put 26 million? 126 million. Sorry. 126 million.

Oh, shit. I meant to write 26 million. No, you've put 126 million and then you've freaked out because you've seen Ellie's face. No, I actually did mean to write 26 million, but yeah, that's fine. Okay, well, take it. Clint gets the point either way. How many is it? 12.2.

That's not many for Pharrell. I know. It's not 126 million. It's not. All right, your next one, Ellie Goulding. Ellie Goulding. Yes. Didn't you ask us about her just like the other week?

Maybe I did, Clint. Maybe I did. Maybe I'm running out of people. All right, for Ellie Goulding, you put 11 million, Clint. For you, you put 14 million. Ellie Goulding has 14 put 11 million, Clint. For you, you put 14 million. Ellie Goulding has 14.4 million. Get in! 10 to 3.

Nice. Nice. All right, your next one. Anne Hathaway. Why Anne Hathaway? I saw her in something on the Daily Mail and didn't read much else, but just saw her in Because I like it when the people that you choose are topical. Yeah, well, the other two have been, actually, but I didn't explain why.

Anne Hathaway, I just saw her in the news. Okay, that's fine. She done something. She just done something. She done something. I don't think she's big on Instagram. I don't follow her. I don't think I've ever been on her page before.

For Anne Hathaway, Clint, you've put 2.3 million. Brie, you've put 12 million. Anne Hathaway has 15.4 million. Anne Hathaway. She's4 million. Anne Hathaway. She's quite big. She's done a lot of movies. Whoa. She's got the most out of the other two. She's got more than Pharrell and Ellie Goulding. Put together.

Well, not quite, but yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Put together. Good maths. Not close. Not even close. Alright, for the next one, I'm going to take to the nearest number, but we're trying to get Ross Boss to 5K followers. How many followers do you think he has right now

as we're speaking? Oh, no, I put the wrong number at the front. Oh! All right. The timer hadn't gone off yet. Clint, you put 2,700. Bree, you've put 2,292. Clint, sorry, Ross has 2,318.

That's a game to Bree. It is a game to Bree. It was 126 million, but if I do the math, that's three and it gives me a win. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Another win for Bree. Yes. How very interesting.

ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint's Friday James Live Swap Shop is back. Come on, girl. Let's get it. Okay, there are double passes up for grabs to Friday James Live every single day in the Swap Shop. Our good producers have been furiously working the phones at the moment because we've been quite hard on them today.

Crawling through the crap, Clint. Yeah, we said no rubbish in the Swap Shop today. We want five great items, and the best one is going to get a double pass to Friday Jams Live. Because these are good tickets. We're not dishing out the crappy tickets. What have you got that you're willing to swap us for a free double pass? We'll start with Charlotte.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hey, mate. Hello, mate. How are we going? Good. What have you got, Charlotte? What are you putting up for grabs? Alright, well, in fact, the 17th is actually my birthday. So, and I may or may

not be getting return flights to London whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait so Charlotte you would swap us return flights to London for two Friday Jams live tickets if I get them then yep oh so that's the deal

so she gets the tickets so we're gambling on the fact that so we give you the tickets and then so she gets the tickets. So we're gambling on the fact that... So we give you the tickets, and then if your flights come through, we get them. Yeah. Right. Either that or my thesis as well as Jill on the 17th of November. Who calls their baby?

If I don't get the flights, you could have my thesis. What's your thesis on? Oh, it's a medical one and I'm not going to go into that. I thought she said fetus. Oh, no, not fetus. I was like, for one, who calls their baby that?

No, thesis. And who's swapping that in the Friday Jets live swap shop? Let's go to Kirstie. Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi.

That one sounded complicated. Is your thing less complicated? Yeah, quite a bit less complicated. It's just a black, brand new Katmandu puffer jacket. Oh, nice. I mean, wrong season. You've probably used it over winter and then you're trying to get it out of your wardrobe. But that's okay.

No, I actually hadn't. I got two for my birthday last summer and then I've only used one. So one's like perfect. Okay, yeah, what size? What size are we talking? A woman's 16. I could probably fit into that. Not bad.

I do need one. It's about a $400 jacket, a Catman Do Papa jacket. Abby, hi. Afternoon, guys. How are you doing? Afternoon, Abby. Very well. How are you?

I'm good. I don't think you should go with the check with the dress. They sold the stories. That's it. I think you should go with mine. I'm a single mum. There you go. But I've seen you guys in almost near condition K2 snowboard.

Cool! I like it! A snowboard. Yes! Very cool! Does it have any... I might even tuck in the boots, but I've got quite small cool. Does it have any? Yeah. I might even tuck in the boots, but I've got quite small feet.

Does it have bindings? Does the board have bindings? Yeah, do you have good bindings? It does have bindings. It's 10 years old, but it is absolutely mint condition. Love it. Mint condition snowboard. Vintage snowboard.

You're at the top of the pile. We have to go to two more. Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hey, guys. How are you? Kirstie, very well. What are you offering up in the swap shop?

So I was going to offer my five-year-old, but I thought it would be frowned upon. No more living items. Yeah. Okay, okay. So next best offer then I can give you is I've got some limited edition super worship Karen Walker sunglasses. Oh, these are very cool.

Limited edition, mate. Limited edition. I do love Karen Walker. Perfect condition. Do you have any Karen Walker sunglasses. Oh, these are very cool. Limited edition, mate. Limited edition. I do love Karen Walker. Perfect condition. Do you have any Karen Walkers yet? No. I've been trying to save up to buy my first pair. Well, there you go, Bree.

There you go. You can add that to your collection. Is that the pair on the screen? Yeah, those are them. No. They're like mirrored ones. Oh, the limited. Okay.

All right. Oh, nice. Wait there, Kirsty. Okay. All right. Oh, nice. Wait there, Kirsty. We've got to go to one more. Joanne, what have you got that you want to swap us in the swap shop? Hi. Well, I've got something that can just get, just scintillate you. I've got some home kill venison sausages and I'll throw in some eye fillet home kill beef steaks.

I did say food is welcome. And I did say nothing living, so technically... Not living. Technically it's not living anymore. How many kilos are we talking, Joanne? I'm not sure how much I could ground around for. There's a fair few kgs in the chest freezer. Wait there, wait there.

I think snowboard. Those are all lovely items and they're all great dishes. DP, I want the chest freezer. Wait there, wait there. I think snowboard. I think my... Those are all lovely items and they're all great dishes. A hard GP, I want the snowboard. Are we going with the snowboard? Yes. Abby, congratulations.

You've got the double pass to Friday Jams Live. Yay. Yes. Swap confirmed. Like you said to me yesterday, you know you don't get to keep the thing, eh?

You know that the stuff we bring in we have to reallocate to something else later on. You know you don't get to keep it. No, it's know that the stuff we bring in, we have to reallocate to something else later on. You know, you don't get to keep it. No, it's all good. I don't need it. I ski anyway, so it's all good. No, not you, Abby. I'm talking to Bree. Oh, okay. Abby, you're all good. You're going to Friday Jams Live.

Well, we can talk about that later. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Abby. Your next chance to swap us something is tomorrow on the show in the Friday Jams Live Swap Shop. Brie and Clint, the podcast. We've got a new mission here on the Brie and Clint show and that is to turn our humble boss, Ross Boss, into an Instagram celebrity. It's all he's ever wanted.

He doesn't want to be here at the radio station forever. No, he doesn't. He's got bigger and better things to do, like sponsored posts. So over the weekend, when he reached 1,000 followers for the first time ever, we thought it's go time. We thought it's time to kick this man into a new stratosphere. And today, we've got a special song to go with it. I'm singing, follow Ross, everything is alright. He doesn't really post much at night. And if you want to leave, we can guarantee he won't hit 5K by Friday.

That's our goal. Yeah. 5,000 followers by Friday for Ross Boss. The man himself is here, at Ross Flayhive. How you going? Quick sidebar. You know, everyone's like, I remember the first album I bought,

the first cassette or whatever. Yeah. The first ever MP3 I ever downloaded. Was it going? Quick sidebar. You know, everyone's like, I remember the first album I bought, the first cassette or whatever. Yeah. The first ever MP3 I ever downloaded. Was it Uncle Cracker? Yeah. Perfect! Ross, stop making yourself appear old. We want people to follow you. Okay? That's why I need skincare product now. Yeah, yesterday we started our mission. You were, at that stage, you'd actually

dropped back. You were on 998 followers. We're now going to reveal, within 24 hours hours what's happened to your Instagram. Ross, or should I say at Ross Flayhive. That's what we need to call him from now on. At Ross Flayhive. Let's step back. It took me eight years to get 1,000 followers.

Eight years. Yeah. Today, 24 hours into our mission, you have 2,246 followers! You're almost halfway to your goal already and it's only Tuesday. At Ross Playhouse. Can we just, this is your goal. No. This is your goal. Our goal. Our goal. No, don't

sit here and pretend like this isn't your goal. We've come up with an idea. Okay. To get you more followers. We got how many in 24 hours? 1,246. That's great. We feel like we have an idea that could put this into the stratosphere. Yeah, and this could complete our goal by today, actually. It could.

You've got to think, what do people on Instagram want? What do they really, really want? What do you have that people want, Ross? Because that's what people are after. They want a reason to follow you. And we thought... That's a rhetorical question. I'll let you keep going then. Sure. It is a rhetorical question.

Please don't answer with something else. We thought you have Friday Jams live tickets. You're the boss here at ZM. Yeah. It's the biggest concert of the year. So we're thinking on your Instagram at Ross Flay Hive, how about a comment

to win or better than that, a giveaway. How about a tag a friend to win competition for a double pass to Friday Jams Live? Or even better than that, a follow tag a friend to win the tickets on your Instagram, at Ross Flay Hive. You've got to work with us here. We're coming up with your ideas.

Give us something. Again, you guys are living really vicariously through my early influencer days here. Yes, here we are, yeah. You guys are right rinsed in there. Yeah. Should we set a goal first? Like if we get to a certain amount, then I'll do the competition? No, we do it today because this is what's going to drive the followers, Ross.

This could get you to 5K. So we're thinking a photo of you holding a double pass to Friday Jams Live, and then it's all about the caption. So a caption that sounds something like this. Hello, it's your friendly neighbourhood Ross Boss. Want to go to Friday Jams Live for free? Then let me hook you up. Just follow my account and tag a friend you'd like to go with in the comments

and you'll be living it up with me, Ross Boss, at Friday Jams Live. So can we get that live in the next five minutes? Is that okay? A version of. Is that okay? Yes! A version of. You've got to post with the photo as well.

If you want to win Friday Jams Live tickets, you've got to head to Ross's Instagram, at Ross Flahive, F-L-A-H-I-V-E. At Ross Flahive. I swear to all execsH-I-V-E. At Ross Flahive. I swear to all execs in our company, my boss, this isn't me. This is them. Don't worry about it. You don't need them.

By the end of this week, you'll be your own influencer. You can quit this job. You'll earn heaps of money promoting weird gel capsules. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. He pretends he hates this, but he doesn't. I know, I love how he's like, no, stop it. When we took the photo, he goes,

okay, I'm going to pretend to look disinterested, okay? Okay, birthday banger, let's get one. Alright, these are the, what was top of the charts on these 16th birthdays? Let's start off with Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hi. What's your birthday?

21st of April, 1996. Okay. You were 16 on the 21st of April. Oh, no. In 2012 on the 21st of April, this was number one. Not bad, Brittany. That is a song. Remember that time we did a thing on the show

where we talked about pop culture movements? Yeah. That song there nearly makes the cut. Does it? I reckon. Yeah, okay. There were so many memes. Why does that make the cut,

but Oops, I Did It Again didn't make the cut? Because that song took over the internet with memes and all that kind of stuff. It didn't exist when Britney put out her song. Yes, it did. Anyway, Britney, are you happy with your birthday banger? Yeah, it's a good one. Britney's like, this is awkward.

She's stuck between an argument. Alana, hey. Hi, Alana. Hey. What's your birthday, Alana? The 26th of March, 93. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 26th of March. And Alana, this is your birthday banger.

A real true country Tay-Tay. Love story, Taylor Swift. Some of the last country music we got from Taylor Swift. Do you love it? Not a fan. No? Not a fan. No? Not a fan of Taylor? Not really.

That's okay. Unfortunately, it's your birthday banger and it will be for the rest of your life, but that's okay. Sorry, Alana. That's all right. Wait there. Ariana gets to go as well. Hi, Ariana.

Hi. Hi. What's your birthday? 10th of February, 1988. Okay. You were 16 in 2004 on the 10th of Feb, and back in the mid-2000s, this topped the charts. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this.

I don't know who you are. This song was huge. Star, Jamelia. She was Friday Jams last year, wasn't she? She was. Are you happy about that? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's a tune. Wait there, we she? She was. Are you happy about that? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

That's a tune. Wait there, we can only choose one. What is it for you? Well, Love Story. I feel like we've played that recently. Sure. Which, I mean, I'm not too worried about that, but I feel like it was quite recent.

Just pick the one you think is the best. I'm sick of this. We've played it recently. It needs to be the best one today. So if you think that's the best one, then that's the one that you vote for, okay? Okay, go. You pick. I pick Jamelia Superstar.

Brings back really good memories for me. I know for a fact Ellie hates Call Me Maybe, but she also picked the birthday banger the other day. Yeah. So we wouldn't be going to her. If you don't choose Superstar, we'll be going to Producer Benanger the other day. Yeah. So we wouldn't be going to... If you don't choose Superstar, we'll be going to Producer Ben for the decider.

Call me maybe. Call me maybe. That's fine. We now divert, as we do in a stalemate, to Producer Ben. Ben, tell us which song takes out birthday banger today. Thank you. Superstar.

Thank you, Producer Ben. That's all right, Matt. Fantastic. Call me maybe is horrible, Bree. Thank you, Producer Ben. That's all right, Matt. Fantastic. Call Me Maybe is horrible, Bree. It's a great song. It's actually horrible. And you bow down to Carly Rae Jepsen. She's touring at the moment.

Why? How dare you? She could be in New Zealand right now. Ariana, you've won Birthday Banger. Awesome. Something about this, let's keep it moving. And if it's good, let's just get something cooking. Cause I really wanna rock with you. I'm feeling some connection to the things you do. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this.

I don't know who you are, but you must be some kind of superstar. Cause you got all eyes on you no matter where you are. You just don't even wanna play. Baby, take a look around. Everybody's getting down. Deal with all the problems later. Later. Bad boys aren't their best behavior. Bye. I'm feeling some connection to the things you do. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are, but you must be some kind of superstar.

Cause you got all eyes on you no matter where you are. You just make me wanna play. I like the way you're moving. I just get into the groove and then you just make me wanna play. If you just put pen to paper. Got that feeling I'll see you later. Make ya move. Can't we get a little closer?

You rock it just like you're supposed to. Hey, boy, I ain't got nothing more to say. You just make me want to. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. Don't know. Gotta be that makes me feel like this Don't know Gotta be, gotta be a superstar All eyes on you, all eyes on you I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this

I don't know who you are, but you must be some kind of superstar. Cause you got a lot for you, no matter where you are. No matter where you are. I don't know who you are, but you must be some kind of superstar. Cause you gotta rise up No matter where you are ZM free and clean. It's Jamelia and Superstar,

the winner of Birthday Banger and as we are finding out, potentially was this morning's bonus banger with Fletch Voyager. It was. And that is why I was gunning for Carly Rae Jepsen. She's an icon. She's a piece of pop culture.

She's touring at the moment. She's got new music out. What's Jamelia? Chopped liver? She's great. She's so great. She got played twice on ZM today. I was going to say, they're both one-hit wonders.

Let's be real. Oh, I know. You, you. Come on. What about this slower, more like chill version of Jamelia that she put out? You know? You can look me in the eye and tell me you know this song. I just Googled it.

Sing the first line. Jamelia, yeah, yeah. I could talk to you for days. You make me laugh 1,000 ways. It was right. You just couldn't hear it because I sung over it, right? How about I hit it? How about I hit it?

Bang on. She's not bloody Jason Derulo. In the words of you, pretty good. What you're about to hear is privileged information. We're going to tell you about a plan that we have and we would like you to keep it to yourself for the next 24 hours. Oh, you just know that that's not going to happen though. No, I trust people who listen to this show.

I think if you're listening, you're part of our extended family. Well, we're letting you in on a behind the scenes proposition. So we want to try and leverage the $38 million that's available in Lotto tomorrow night to try and buy an endorsement from our direct radio competition. We thought, you know, obviously $38 million, what could that buy? It could buy a lot of marketing for our show. It could buy a lot of marketing, yeah.

But we're not likely to win. No. So if we proposition our direct competition over at the Edge with the $38 million or an opportunity to win that, could we get some direct marketing from them? We're talking about the incredible Jono, Ben and Sharon. Great people, great show, and a great bunch of people to endorse the Bree and Clint show, we thought.

Hey, I'd love to have them on board endorsing our show. What we've done is currently there is a lotto ticket making its way to their studios. We've popped it in the mail and it should arrive tomorrow. So it's a ticket for the $38 million that's drawn tomorrow night. It's attached to a letter that doesn't have our names on it. No, and this is the secret part. This is what we're hoping you won't tell them.

The note says, Dear Jono, Ben and Sharon, please find enclosed one times lotto ticket for the $38 million draw. Good luck. In return, please be by the phone in your studio tomorrow afternoon to receive an interesting proposition. XO, XO, Gossip Girl.

Signed it off, Gossip Girl, yeah. The proposition that we have is this. So this is the proposition. If they decide to take the ticket that we have purchased here at the Brian Clint Show, it gives them an opportunity to win $38 million, which we, if they do win, will take none of it. No money whatsoever.

So that is their ticket and the chance of $38 million. The proposition, though, is if they lose, then they have to send us a video of them endorsing our show. So it's a gamble. It's a gamble. That's what it is. They don't have to keep the ticket. No, they can send it back.

They can send it back. But can you imagine it would probably be the greatest piece of radio to ever grace the airwaves if they sent that ticket back and we won the $38 million. So they can choose. They keep the ticket and it loses. They record a video saying how much they love our show. And that's all they have to do.

What a nice thing to do. And they win. They win. They get $38 million. It's all good. Would you take the deal? You love to gamble. Yeah, I do.

So would you take it? Yeah. $38 million is not much I'd not do for a chance of $38 million. I kind of want them to turn it down and for us to get the ticket and win money. So the idea is that hopefully they will receive this in the mail overnight and they won't know that it's us until we get on the phone with them tomorrow. So you know everything now.

You're welcome to ruin this idea if you like by going and telling them. But hopefully we'll have them on the show tomorrow and we'll find out what their answer is. It's not going to change it. Hopefully we will talk to them and we'll have them on the show tomorrow and we'll find out what their answer is. It's not going to change it. Hopefully we will talk to them and we'll have an answer. Have you thought about how we're going to feel if we give away $38 million? Let's not talk about that.

I don't want to talk about that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We actually spoke about a very similar story a couple of weeks ago that was affecting men. It's an adults-only story, by the way. Does it need a... I mean, you know... Does it need some kind of warning that comes on?

I mean, kind of. I don't look at it as a super sexual story. Okay, sure. All right. You've been warned and also talked out of it. So the rest is up to you if you want to keep listening. A few weeks ago, you might recall the story about how males were being encouraged to stop putting toothpaste on their genitals.

That was a real story posted on a real news site taken from the opinion of real doctors. That's a real thing that was happening. And now, a couple of weeks weeks later here we are, 2019 doctors are now warning women to not put toothpaste in their vaginas. You know

part of me is relieved that it's not just men who were guilty of this. There's so many things that happen where you go For men, it was performance based. They thought they could go longer. It was performance-based. Yes.

Females, I guess you could kind of say the reason is performance-based. Sure. Well, they wanted to go longer. No. Listen, apparently it's gained popularity overseas and it's a DIY method in order to... Choose these words carefully. Yeah, hold on. To...

You know when someone's a bit skint on money, what would you say they are? Oh, and if they don't... So another word for cheap? Broke. Another word for broke. Fiscally responsible. You know when you're like, oh, such and such is a bit.

I know the word. It starts with T. I'm not going to say it. In this context, I'm not going to say it. Damn it. Well, that's why. They think it makes them. They think toothpaste will do that for you.

That's what they say. Toothpaste is a wonderful invention for your teeth. I don't believe. What about pimples? You know there's that old wives tale. It's never worked on pimples for me. Has it worked on pimples for you? I don't know.

Anyway, they're saying it's now causing serious damage. Of course it is. Disruption to the natural flora of the vagina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that place. What's wrong with the word vagina? No, no, nothing is wrong with the word. It's just in the context of what we're talking about. Clam.

Yeah, fine. All right. Happy as a clam. Don't do it is the message. Anyway, apparently it can lead to infections. Of course it can. And other things And then I kept reading

Do you know Do you want to hear some other DIY methods That have been used on that area? No No, I don't Do the producers want to hear? No, they don't No

No Do you want to hear one? No Something that was used A DIY method Fine, give us one. That was used to treat thrush. Give us one, but this is on you.

Okay, that was used to treat thrush back in the day. And women would put garlic. This is true. This is true. They would put garlic in there to treat thrush. Apparently, it didn't sort the thrush and left you with really bad breath. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in.

This is happening over at a bar in St. Louis in the USA. And they've got a new concept around drinks and how much they price their drinks at. Because obviously when you go to bars, especially cocktails, you can't – usually you buy one cocktail and then you can't really drink them for the rest of the night. No, they're not a session type drink. Because they're too expensive.

Oh, and because they're usually potent ads as well. Oh, but not all cocktails. If you're paying $45 for a drink, you want it to have like nine shots in it, right? That's how it goes. That's the whole idea of a Long Island iced tea, isn't it? Yeah, but not all cocktails are like that, but all cocktails are expensive. They're all fancy. Anyway, this guy named Michael Butler, who's the owner of this bar, he's decided that instead of you pay per drink,

you pay by the hour. The hour that you remain at the bar? So you pay. So how they do it, drinkers sign up for the bar time by using their cell phone, and they choose either the US $10 an hour package for premium drinks or the US $20 an hour for top shelf drinks. Yeah. And then you can pretty much drink whatever drinks you like in that hour. So this wouldn't work in New Zealand?

No. This is not the kind. In America, where they drink different to us, where they will get a drink and they will sit on it for the night kind of thing. Yeah, because it's expensive. Yeah, no, and because they're more responsible with the way they drink as well. Kiwis would go, 10 bucks all

I can drink. They would treat it like Valentine's Family Restaurant. They'd get in there, they'd drink as much as they could, they'd bring like a drink bottle with them and they'd be tipping some of their drinks into there for later on so they could take some of those home as well. They'd be absolutely hammered and they'd get it all done in an hour as well. You couldn't actually do it here, no.

No. But it would be amazing if you could. Yeah, it seems very cheap. Especially for the people who could actually, you know. It seems very cheap. $10 for an hour or $20 maximum. Well, that's US. Yeah, well what, double it? Probably like $26. It's cheap. It very cheap. $10 for an hour or $20 maximum. Well, that's US. Yeah, well, what, double it?

Probably like $26. It's cheap. It's cheap. It's great. Yeah. For an hour, how many? Oh, well, that's not a good one. Again, this is the reason why I work in New Zealand.

And this is a bad idea and we're going to say no to this concept. Oh, no, I didn't say no. I'm very keen. I'm keen to go, but it would not work. It wouldn't work in New Zealand. The podcast with Mobile Smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. very keen. I'm keen to go, but it would not work.