ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 16th 2019

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

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You guys on? Cool. Yeah, we're on. Is everybody here? Yeah, we're on. Yeah, we're good. Alright, this is the Brian Clint Podcast. Clint. Ellie.

Ben. Good gags. I need to start today's podcast with an apology. What? Yesterday we discussed our favourite cheeses, which I, it's a robust discussion that I think all friend circles should have, because it makes for a more informed platter at your next social occasion. Like now i know that

when we have a gathering i should get some blue for ben thanks mate some of that weird jar of fetter that brie likes don't call it weird and for ellie i need to get a cumin gouda yeah that's good so good what's the apology um we roasted ellie for cumin goud. I think collectively we all look at her... I got fucking roasted too! Chill out, fetter girl. It's a sheep and goat's fetter. That's what makes it good and unusual. I want to try it, okay?

I'll apologise to you next. Let me get my apologies in a row. Yeah, my turn. This morning I was saying to my wife, Lucy, I was like, oh, far out. You'd never guess what Ellie's favourite cheese is. A frigging cumin gouda. And she didn't laugh. And I was like, why are you not laughing at this?

And she said to me, Clint, I think you'll find cumin gouda is one, not only very good, but two, you'll find that's in a lot of people's top of their cheese list. No, it is not. What a load of crap. Have you tried it? What a load of crap. Have you tried it? What a load of crap. Let's call someone right now.

Yeah. Let's call, what, how do we get a poll? How do we get a poll? So we need someone impartial. Yeah, who's impartial? And do they need to know their cheeses or it doesn't matter? I don't think it really matters. Let's call Matty McLean from TVNZ Breakfast.

Oh, that's a good one. He's a man who knows his cheeses. He would know his cheeses. So loud, Clint. Pull that down, mate. All right, mate. I love how it is very loud. Yeah, well, you guys need to harden up.

Maddie McLean. All right, here we go. Who eats a cumming gouda? Ellie! Just leave a little bit of silence in the podcast. And Ellie said something horrific, and we had to remove it. Okay, can I call Maddie now? Yeah, call Maddie McLean. Okay, something horrific and we had to remove it. Okay, can I call Maddie now?

Yeah, call Maddie McLean. Okay, I'll try and remember to do that. One, two, three. Oh, I better not say his phone number. Yeah, don't. So we just ask him straight, right? Five, oh, don't say his number. What do we say? So what do we say?

Quick question. What is your top three cheeses? Yeah, yeah, okay. Or top five? we say? So what do we say? What is your top three cheeses? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Or top five? They won't be in the top five, I'm telling you now. Could be. It definitely won't. Do we just say, do you like a cumin gouda?

No! Yeah. No. You say, Lucy said that you'd find cumin gouda is in a lot of people's top five. I'm going to have to call him from a personal phone. He doesn't trust our blocked number. Hang on. He's not doing seven sharp at all, is he, at the moment?

No, I think Jeremy's here. Okay. Yeah, I saw Jeremy today walking across the road. Oh, did you? You would see that. He was in a bright jumper. Bear in mind that I will be the only one able to hear Mehdi McLean. Or he'll only be able to hear me.

You have to ask what his top five favourite cheeses are. Hello? Hi Matty, it's Clint. Hi, I know, your name comes up on my phone. Oh yeah, we were ringing you for our... That's a feature these days on the phone.

Oh, you've got caller ID, fancy. We were calling you on our podcast. Have you got a second to talk to us? Yes. Sorry, I did see private number, and for a split second I thought, I wonder if this is the radio. And then I thought, no, it'll be a fucking, like, stupid scammer. Swear on your own podcast, please.

No, I love it. I'm sorry I'm alive. No, no, no, you're all good. I've got one simple question for you, okay? Is it five? Are we doing five? Five. I'm happy to do five. It won't be in there. And it doesn't got one simple question for you, okay? Is it five? Are we doing five? Five. I'm happy to do five. It won't be in there.

And it doesn't have to be in any order, okay? We need, because you're our litmus test. You're our impartial person for a conversation we're having. Can you please name for me your five favourite cheeses? Go. Okay, blue cheese, number one. Right. Then I'd go like a brie.

Appropriate, yeah. Then like a camembert, maybe a havarti. Yeah, you've got one cheese left. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. What else is there? Look, there's a cheese that we want to know if it's mainstream or not and we figured if we give you five...

It's bloody not! Just chuck it out there. Come on, there's got to be a cheese on your mind at the moment. Like an Edam cheese or something. So knowing your top five, would you, if you had thought of it, would you have put a cumin gouda? No. All right, then, Ellie, I take back the apology.

I'm sorry. That is one person that was surveyed. That radio money that people get, it's like all of a sudden they get all fancy. I didn't even know that existed. She's fancy, huh? Cumin gouda. All right, well, we'll leave you to your evening, Maddy. Thank you for taking our call.

You're so welcome. Okay, bye. I love you. God, he really raced through his four cheeses and then he got stuck. That's not a fair sample. I'm coming in and saying it. I can't believe you're so trusting of your wife that as soon as she goes... She knows more than me.

I think come and gouda is a very common top 10. No, actually, no, you're right trusting of your wife that as soon as she goes... She knows more than me. I think common good is a very common top 10. No, actually, no, you're right. You're right. After this, I will start to distrust my wife more. You should. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

How you going Brie? How's everything going? I'm good. How are you? You're good. I see you've got your Harley Davidson t-shirt on today. You know, I actually used to own a Harley. This is the thing.

So I'm allowed a t-shirt. Because people who wear Harley Davidson t-shirts, everyone goes, oh, where'd you park your Harley? What's your favourite kind of Harley? Weird thing is, Brie actually used to ride one. I know, three sports and yo-yo. No, you know what? I think if you want to wear a Harley Davidson shirt,

wear one. Oh, you can do whatever you want. I'm not judging anyone. If you wear a Nirvana shirt, you don't have to have been in the band Nirvana, okay? Everybody relax. Maybe no one of their songs.

Everybody chill out. One, minimum. Yeah. Actually, yeah, that's a good point too. Maybe just no one. Smells like teen spirit. Good work on naming one Nirvana song. I can wear one. I can wear one. Today on the show, The's a good point too. Maybe just no way. Smells like teen spirit. Good work on naming one Nirvana song.

I can wear one. I can wear one. Today on the show, the Swap Shop is back. Your chance to swap your way into a Friday Jams Live double pass. Yesterday we got ourselves a snowboard. I was stoked with the snowboard. I'm very excited because it's like a cool item. If you want to play Swap Shop today,

start thinking about what you're willing to part with. It's not long away, is it? For a double pass of one hour. We'll play at four o'clock today. Four o'clock, so get your items ready. Next on the show, we're going to talk, oh, everyone loves a good bridezilla story, right? Story of a bride who,

has she been unreasonable with what she's asked her bridesmaids to do? Well, we'll talk about it and figure it out. You know, speaking of the term bridezilla, can I ask, like, it might be a dumb question. Yeah, what's the man version? No. You know if, back in the day, if dinosaurs got married,

are they already a bridezilla? Shit, yeah, I was like, wow. Yup. They are. I'm just going to go with yup. I'm not sure dinosaurs conform to the institution of marriage, but the worst thing about that question is there's going to be a video of my brain trying to work it out and the gears grinding together.

I love how I actually tested your brain. You were like, here we go, something dumb from her again. And then you're like, wait a minute. I've got one today actually. You know how when you tuck your shirt in, your shirt is tucked into your pants? Yes. When you untuck your shirt, does that

mean your pants are tucked into your shirt? No, because the shirt was already on top. Yeah, but technically. Oh, look, we're getting too deep already. Should we talk bridezillas next? Also, speaking of clothes, by the way, I've got one of those fancy new jackets

that can control your phone and control your music by touching it. I'm so glad you're already married. Watch this. Hey, jacket, play the next song. Oh, how good's that? Right? Right? Watch this. Hey, Jacket, play the next song. How good's that? Right?

Right? Did Producer Ben press play? Anybody? That was cool, eh? That was cool? Producer Ben. No one can see it. Oh, damn it.

Bridezilla story. These go around. It's always women, too, who get called Bridezilla. There's never a groomzilla story, is there? Yeah, there is. We don't hear them that often. Like I'm not saying it doesn't happen. I'm just saying no one's reporting on groomzillas, are they?

No, I haven't read too many stories. What would a groomzilla be concerned about? What type of beer being stocked behind the bar? Yeah, maybe what he's wearing. My cousin was a groomzilla. Was he? Yeah. In what way?

Oh, he, I remember because he wanted to wear a certain type of suit and then he was concerned that his groomsman's suits were too similar to his. So then they had to change them at the last minute at cost of fortune. He didn't look special enough on his big day. Yeah, pretty much. We should do that one day. We should take groomzilla stories one day. He's pretty much. We should do that one day. We should take groomzilla stories one day. He's allowed to be a groomzilla if he wants. This story though is about a

bridezilla who has told one of her bridesmaids that she is to cover up her tattoos on the wedding day because quote, she wants symmetry with the bridesmaids. She doesn't want her to stand out any more than the other bridesmaids. She wants them to look to stand out any more than the other bridesmaids.

She wants them to look the same. What are your thoughts on that? Well, I came into this going, hey, that's not fair. You can't tell someone to change something about themselves. But then producer Ben actually opened my eyes and he said, well, it's her big day. She can have what she wants.

If you love someone and you want them in your wedding, then it shouldn't matter if they've got tattoos or not. I'm sorry, I just don't agree with that. But if you love someone and you want them in your wedding, then it shouldn't matter if they've got tattoos or not. I'm sorry, I just don't agree with that. But if you love someone and you want them to have a special wedding day, shouldn't you just cover up your tattoos? Shouldn't that person, if they love you, want you to be you? Yes. I'm all for whatever dress you want me to wear.

If you want me to wear my hair a certain way, if you want my makeup a certain way, if you want me to wear. If you want me to wear my hair a certain way, if you want my makeup a certain way, if you want me to wear the ugliest shoes that you can find, done. But the line is tattoos? The line is physically changing my appearance. So I'm just wondering where the line is. So you have a nose piercing. You have a nose ring.

And you were one of your sister's bridesmaids. That's fine. I'd take that out. She asked you to take that out. Because I can put it back in. Okay. So you wouldn't wear sleeves sister's bridesmaids. That's fine. I'd take that out. She asked you to take that out. Because I can put it back in. Okay. So you wouldn't wear sleeves intentionally to cover up your tattoos if she asked you to? No.

No. I don't think so. What if she just put sleeves on the dress and she didn't ask? That's where she went wrong, didn't she? Yeah, well it's... She should have just designed the outfits to cover the tattoo and not actually said anything, right? Because then she's like, I just want you to wear this dress. Okay.

Piercing, yes, you would change. I wouldn't cut my hair. Tattoo, you wouldn't change. I was going to say hair. No. You wouldn said anything, right? Because then she's like, I just want you to wear this dress. Okay, piercing, yes, you would change. I wouldn't cut my hair. Tattoo, you wouldn't change. I was going to say hair. No. You wouldn't cut your hair? No. No?

Would you? Well, it's different for a guy. Well, it's different for a guy, so who really? Actually, no, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't cut my hair. Would you clean shave? If, say, you'd been growing a moustache or like a beard, would you clean shave? Oh, God.

See, this is getting tricky because I'm contractually prevented from clean shaving by the contract I have with my wife. She has said in no unclear terms, she is not attracted to me with a clean shaven face. Yeah, you kind of look like E.T. with a clean shaven face. All right, I don't need it from you as well, okay? I'm just kidding, you don't. Touch it.

I wouldn't shave either. No, I'm not going to. I'm pretending I'm doing it for her. I wouldn't shave either. No, I'm not going to. I'm pretending I'm doing it for her. It's more for me. For you. There's a story going around about a guy who has pranked his friends and family from beyond the grave. This is, I mean, I love dark comedy, but this is some dark comedy.

Yeah, and you'd have to know your friends and family's sense of humour. Although at the same point, you're dead. So who really cares? Of course you still care. Yeah, I know, I know. But they can't be mad at you because, like I said, you're dead. A man who is a veteran in Ireland, he's an Irish veteran, has passed away

and at his funeral as the coffin is being lowered into the ground all of a sudden the people at the funeral heard this. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Let me out! Where the f*** are we? Hello? Hello? Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Obviously they got the joke, you can hear them laughing. Now obviously, obviously that's what he was like. Yeah, that's right, obviously it's right in hishouse, that joke. A prankster, jokester. A little bit unfortunate that no one, because they seem to laugh straight away. Like, no one took it seriously at all. Like, what if he was like, no, no, no, seriously. Yeah, imagine if he was in there. Seriously, I'm not joking. Don't talk about that. I'm scared of that. Oh, no, it's my worst fear

as well. Yeah, yeah Yeah yeah yeah That is terrifying Yeah Anyway it wasn't I assume there was a Yui boom somewhere And someone had to be in On the joke To hit play as well So

Surely And someone was filming it And yeah And someone was filming it as well Yeah true Or maybe It was an actual prank And it was him

And he was there Standing behind them And then he goes Boo What he faked the whole Yeah Now that Would be good Now that Is too far Him, and he was there standing behind them, and then he goes, boo. What, he faked the whole thing? Yeah. Now that would be good.

Now that is too far. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Get your popcorn ready because this is another great story that is coming out of Australia, actually. This is taking over the media in Australia at the moment. Yeah. And I feel like the Kiwis will appreciate this story. And it's about, she's kind of like an Aussie celebrity.

Like, her name's Roxy Gisenko. She was on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. She owns a massive PR company. She's a bit of a, you know, socialite. She's a lady about town. She's a lady, yeah. She gets around and does, you know, the media stuff and whatever and people know who she is.

She has 247,000 followers on Instagram. Oh, that's enough to make you the most famous person in New Zealand. Well, you know, she's doing her bit. And anyway, she recently has encountered a problem outside of her PR company. She owns offices and she's recently encountered someone who is defecating out the front of her office. Human being?

This person does not have four legs. It has two legs and it is a human, yes. How does she know it's a human? I've always wondered, because people go, this is human excrement. How do you know? Oh, you can tell. Can you? Yes. Depends on is human excrement. How do you know? Oh, you can tell. Can you? Yes. Depends on the human, actually. Yeah, it depends on the human and it depends on the animal as well.

She didn't know, but she had an inkling at the time and that's why she set up CCT cameras outside of her office. Yeah. And she actually caught the culprit, or should I say the poo-patrator. Brown-handed. I was proud of that one. Anyway, she caught, it's actually a woman. They're calling her the female poo-jogger.

Is it wrong in 2019 that I'm shocked that it's a woman? Yes. I didn't know you guys had it in you. Yeah, you've known me long enough that probably shouldn't shock you. Yeah. I just didn't know you were brazen enough. I mean, I would never. I mean.

Wouldn't you? Not in a public street. But you know what? The thing is, is that she can't figure out whether or not it's an actual attack on her or if this woman, you know, may be struggling and she has to every time on her morning run because apparently it's at the same time every morning. Every morning. Between 6 and 6.40 they believe.

If it's the same person and it's in the same place, then it's definitely targeted because the body does not have a GPS locator that goes, oh, you're outside Ruby Jusininko's house now. It's time to drop your guts. No, my body has that. It's usually about 10 to 3 every day here at the office. You're like, oh, we're just about to start work. I need to go and do that.

Oh, it is that time. Yeah. No, but yeah. Because I get it. I know some people when they jog that this is a side effect of it. But so the thing is is that there's a cafe. There's been a full investigation done. The cops are after her for defecating.

You can't do it. You can't do it. They're saying that they believe it is because there is a cafe that is literally next door. Which you could go. That opens at six in the morning. Well, cafes don't want that. They don't need that in their life.

Yeah, but would you rather it on the street next to your cafe or in the cafe? Yeah, cafes don't want that. They don't need that in their life. Yeah, but would you rather it on the street next to your cafe or in the cafe? Yeah, that's a good point too. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If you're a person who suffers from this, and I don't have it, so perhaps I'm speaking out of tune. I don't think she has it.

Don't put her in that. I think she's doing it on purpose. If you have an IBS or something like that or something that causes this, I'd argue that treadmills are for you and the treadmill that is closest to the gym toilet is the one where you should be running. Don't put people in the IBS community in a box. Like I said, I'm probably speaking out of tune.

How dare you? Oh, I'm sorry. All right, I'm sorry. I want to enjoy a hot curry and I want to run freely. You do not want to run anywhere. Yeah, no, not after a hot curry. Anyway, what's the latest on the poo jogger? Has she been caught yet?

Anyway, so Roxy Jusenko grabbed these two clips of this woman and she's posted it on her Instagram. And after it'd been up for like two hours, it'd gotten about 6,500 comments. Oh, trying to identify her. Anyway, so she's had to take it down. But she said the whole point of uploading it was not to, I guess, really catch her, but to make her stop doing it.

And has it? That's more to the point. Have there been any attacks since the video went up? There hasn't been any updates, but I will let you know if there is an update on the food jogger. You know there's going to be media camped outside that door. No, there actually is. Waiting for the food jogger. You know there's going to be media camped outside that door. No, there actually is. Waiting for the person to return.

Slow news day. Yeah, the cycle happens about once every 24 hours. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Our Hollywood correspondent genuinely coming to us live from the red carpet this afternoon, Dean. Dean, what red carpet are you on? Guys, I'm on the red carpet, literally on the red carpet right now of the Jojo Rabbit World Premiere, and all of the producers, directors, and even the star are New Zealand. Like Kiwis. Yeah, Taika Waititi.

Yeah, that. Yeah. Have you seen Taika yet? Has he come down? I just interviewed him. What a great guy. Literally, as the phone was ringing to take your call, I was finishing up with him.

I was the last person on the carpet. His film is out of this world. It's going to be an Oscar film, I think. I really do. I'm so excited to see that. How cool. Yeah, I'm excited for that too. From exciting projects to questionable ones,

is there a Grease remake on the way? Yes, it's going to be a TV series spin-off of Rad El Ha there. Look, it's not going to star any of our favourite stars from the actual film. There'll be no John Travolta. There'll be no Olivia Newton-John. But it's going to

be really cool. It's going to be a spin-off and it'll be set in that time, in that period and it will be set at that school. But I don't know, maybe it'll be a spin-off and it'll be set in that time, in that period and it will be set at that school but I don't know, maybe it'll be a spin-off of one of their characters. Have I told you my random John Travolta fact? He's best friends with Pitbull. How is this darling? Yeah, we talked

about this. How random is that? And that's the guy that convinced John Travolta to shave his head. Yes, Pitbull was the guy who finally got John to stop wearing the toupees. It was a great decision. Looks so good. So much better. A couple of things on the Grease thing. One, surely John Travolta could play the principal of Rydell High. Like, that's a good crossover. He does do TV shows.

John Travolta could do that. It's not a sellout for him. But do you really feel like Danny Zuko, the character, would have ended up as a principal? Yeah. No, I don't want to believe that. All the cool guys end up, yeah, yeah, they grow up not a principal. Yeah. No, I don't want to believe that. All the cool guys end up... They did.

Yeah, yeah. They grow up not how you'd expect. The other one is, surely this TV show has to be a musical, kind of like Glee, right? There has to be singing and dancing involved in the TV show. Yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent with The Scoop. Are you into it now that you've heard the details about it? No.

Leave it alone. Leave well enough alone. Grease was one of my all-time favourite movies ever. Yeah. And have you seen Grease 2? No, I never will. Yeah, well, that's a good lesson for the TV show, I think. The latest is brought to you by Amplified Kombucha.

Taste Amplified. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Stop. Bree and Clint's Friday James Live Plop Shop is back. Come on now. Pretty sizzle. We've got tickets to Friday James Live, the biggest gig of the year here in NZ.

If you want those tickets, you just need to offer up something you're not using, but it has to be good. Or something you are using. If you would value two tickets to go to ZM's Friday Jams Live more. So far in our kitty, which we will be using for something else later in the year, but that's off records for now. We have an iPhone 6, which arrived today.

The iPhone 6 is already here. Looks good. We've tested it out. It's unlocked. It's good to go. It's working. That means her tickets will be getting sent out really soon. We also have a secondhand, but in brand new condition, K2 snowboard.

That's cool. Could be a nice wall piece. What are we going to get today? A wall piece? I'd love a snowboard on the wall. What about a snowboard in the snow? Surely that's better. Yeah. Yeah, well, you do whatever you want with it if you end up with it. Let's find out what we're getting today in return for tickets. Hi Hayley.

Hi Hayley. Oh, hi. I have a, um, I'd like to trade a sterling silver amethyst trio or amethyst set and sterling silver trio set ring, which is valued worth $579. A sterling silver ring with amethyst stone set in it, is that what you're saying? Yes, and it's a trio so it comes comes in three pieces, and I have the jewellery quality appraisal documentation. Oh, okay, all right. I do like Amethyst. They're like a light purple.

We haven't had any jewellery offered to us yet either. Let's see what Carrie's got. Hey, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hey. What are you offering up in the swap shop? I have some brand new Yeezys to offer. Oh!

What size, Carrie? Size 10, the black and red one. Ladies? I think they're generic. brand new Yeezys to offer. Oh! What size, Carrie? Size 10. The black and red one. Ladies? I think they're generic. Yeah, they are generic. Yeah.

Is it a ladies 10, though? No, a men's 10. US 10. US 10. Oh, these are cool. Those are cool shoes. I mean, they don't fit me, and like I said, you can't keep them

if we do get them. No, they don't fit me either. US men's 10. Yeezys would go good in our total price pack though, wouldn't they? If we simply had a pair of brand new Yeezys. Are Yeezys still cool? Well, hang on. Kerry, are they real or are they Thailand ones?

They were born in Vietnam, but they're still brand new. All right. I love it, Kerry. At least she's being honest. Sian's here. Hey, Sian. Hey, guys. What have you got for us?

Tell us. I've got, here, guys, an awesome Eddie D'Arce Men's All Black Rugby World Cup 2019 performance jersey. Yes, girl. I've got this jersey. It is a beautiful piece of kit. The jersey that the All Blacks are playing in right now. Wait, you're not the one that won that jersey from us, are you? Oh, I wish I was. I was just checking.

Remember we gave away a signed one. That's right. Yeah. Okay, that's a good offer as well, Sian. Let's talk to James. Hi, James. Hi, James. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks, James. What have you got for us? I have some new water skis. To go with the snowboard. Water skis are cool. What do you mean new? Like brand new. Like never been used.

Like you've never used them? No, we brought them for our boat but then we got a jet ski and don't have a boat anymore so they're never used. Can't you water ski behind a jet ski?

No, that was for our boat so we brought a water jet ski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I follow, I follow. Water skis are cool. That's a good option. Shannon as well. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hey, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I follow, I follow, I follow. Water skis are cool. That's a good option. Shannon as well. Hi, Shannon.

Hi, Shannon. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. Thanks, Shannon. Tell us. What do you want to swap us? I have a Samsung Galaxy Tab S3, and I bought it for $1,200 two years ago.

Samsung Galaxy Tab S3. Wait. So you, hang on, you bought it secondhand? No, I bought it brand new. Yeah. Two years ago and I bought it for about $1,200 I think. Sorry Shannon, is that kind of like a It's a tablet. A tablet.

It's like an iPad. Gotcha, gotcha. Okay, wait there. Now my issue with water skis is, much like James who wants to give them away, we don't have a boat. So unless, like water skis with no boat, it's not that useful. Whereas snowboard, like you can go to the snow.

There's not much point going to the water with your water skis without a boat. But I will remind you, it isn't for us. Yeah, true. So it doesn't matter if you don't have a boat. But does it limit the people who want the prize? My friends buying a boat. As much as I wanted the Yeezys when I thought they were real,

are we writing those off? Yeah, the Yeezys are out I like the All Blacks jersey I really like the All Blacks jersey Water skis Water skis? But we don't have a boat I guess if we get this, maybe we'll get a boat before the end of the week

We could Alright, we'll do water skis Yes I guess it's the only brand new item in there as well Who had that? It was James James, congratulations In return for your brand new water skis,

we're sending you to Friday Jams Live. Yeah, sweet. Thanks, guys. No worries, man. I wish he offered up his new jet ski. Oh, yeah. How much for the jet ski? How many tickets for the jet ski?

Costs 24 grand, so however many you can do me for that. We need a few more. We need a few more tickets. Yeah, a few more tickets. Okay, the swap shop is open again tomorrow. Keep thinking about what you would swap us in return for a double pass to Friday Jams Live.

Remember the best item at the end of the week also gets upgraded to Diamond. The best tickets in the whole Western Springs Stadium. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Is there actually going to be a Friends reunion after all? They keep saying no, no, no, no, no.

And yet the evidence for one keeps mounting up. Now, Brie, I know you're rolling your eyes, but I know deep down... Why are you doing this to us? Because I know deep down you want a Friends reunion. Of course I want one. I've wanted one for the last 10 years. Unlike me, who thinks it's a bad idea, you actually want this to happen.

Of course. I mean, the Sex and the City movie, the first one, not the second one, we don't talk about that, was awesome. So what do you want? Do you want a Friends movie or do you want a new series of Friends

or do you want just one episode? That's hard because, I mean, you look at Fuller House, that was a bloody terrible idea. But if you look at Will & Grace, the reboot, before the people got into a big fight, the cast members, was awesome. Well, the Will & Grace one was awesome because they had everybody. Whereas Fuller House, it didn't have the whole cast.

So when you can't get everyone, then it should be a no-go. Here's why I think that the Friends reunion, even though they say it's not happening, might actually be happening. Today, Jennifer Aniston has joined Instagram, and the first post and the only post she's put up is a photo of all six cast members. There's Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, Monica, and Joey all there together.

Yeah, because it's the 25th anniversary. Yeah, but what do they do? But that makes sense. Yeah, I know, and it's gone up in time with that. But this is what famous people do, is they try and start a conversation and get a bit of press going, and then they get it talked about until there's enough of a groundswell of

interest that they go, oh, okay, you guys wanted it, so we're doing it. Here's the Friends reunion. That's what makes me think that it is happening. No! Then why do they keep talking about it so much? Because they've talked about it for the last ten years. They've also done new deals with people like Netflix and saying, oh, well, you can't have all the old series anymore

unless you pay us this much money. Why would they be trying to line up all these things if they weren't secretly sitting on a reunion of the Friends show? I just, I don't know. I think I've been, this carrot has been dangled so many times in my face that I'm just, I'm not biting anymore. Right. I tell you what, if you see Matt LeBlanc dye his hair back to its original colour

or you see, what's his name? Chandler. Yeah, what's Chandler's name, his real name? Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry. If you see Matthew Perry getting in shape, then you know. I thought you were going to say if you see him doing some more cocaine.

Well, if he needs some, then a Friends review would be a great idea. I'm for it. Yeah. I just don't believe it. Just mark this in your diary. My prediction, it's on its way and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa! That's a big prediction. We'll see. ZM Spree and Clint. The Podcast.

This weekend is the big Rugby World Cup quarterfinals. Yeah, not semifinals yet, mate. Quarterfinals. I'm getting ahead of myself. We might not even make the semifinals if we lose to Ireland. That's not the attitude. I've got to stop thinking like that. I need to think positively. Hashtag we got this, okay?

We got this. Yeah, because if you win that game you'll be playing us, the Wallabies. The Wallabies, who this weekend are playing England. That's right, in the quarterfinals. So, I mean, if both of us lose, I mean, that's sad. But if we both win, that's a good World Cup clash. I thought good opportunity to bring back our surprise game show where we call random places and spring one question on them

to see if they can get it right. And I thought, why don't we call Australia and see how much they actually know about the Rugby World Cup. Are they excited? Do they care? Rugby union. I mean, yes, there is a good amount of fans in Australia, but it's not as

popular as AFL or Rugby League. No, but I mean, you're in quarterfinal. So hopefully... Anytime Australia is at a big world stage sporting event, we're on board. Mostly. First people to play Surprise Game Show are Rebel Sports in Sydney. Mm-hmm. Hello?

Hello, and welcome to Surprise Game Show. Oh, she just hung up. Oh. That means you lose. and welcome to Surprise Game Show. Oh, she just hung up. Oh. That means you lose. Okay, have you got somewhere else we can call? Um, yeah. I would have thought Rebel Sports would have been keen,

but that's fine. Let's call somewhere else. Who's this that we're calling? We're calling a place where I used to live actually on the central coast near Sydney called the Sunken Monkey Hotel. What? Yeah, it's my old watering hole. A few loose nights happened here.

Let's hope the Sunken Monkey are better than Rebel Sport at Surprise Game Show. Alright. Sunken Monkey Hotel, how can I help you? Hello and welcome to Surprise Game Show. Are you ready BELL RINGS BELL RINGS Sunkin' Monkey Hotel, how can I help you? Hello, and welcome to Surprise Game Show. Are you ready to play? Hello, Surprise Game Show, anybody there?

This is Sunkin' Monkey. Yes, hello, this is Andrew from the Sunkin' Monkey. Hello. Andrew, welcome to Surprise Game Show. Are you ready for your first and only question? Yeah, go for it. All right, here it comes. Massive rugby game on Saturday, Andrew. Who are the Wallabies playing?

England. You got it. You've got it. Congratulations. You've won surprise game show. What do we have for him, Clint? Absolutely nothing. But thanks for playing, Andrew. Is there anybody you'd like to thank?

I'd like to thank myself. Yeah, that makes sense. All right, thanks, Andrew, from the Sunken Monkey. Thanks, see you, legend. You're welcome. Have a good one. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I just want to take a second to talk about something maybe a little bit more serious for a minute because it's something that concerns me quite a lot, especially when I'm thinking about my friends because this is actually about one of my mates who said to me, she goes, oh, I had a really, you know, not the best experience in an Uber the other night. And obviously when she said that, alarm bells rang for me because she's a young, attractive girl and I was like, were you by yourself?

And she was like, yeah. And she said she got into this Uber and she is a super friendly young woman and she likes to sit in the front because she likes to speak to the Uber drivers, which I'm the exact same. I love having a good old chat to the Uber drivers. It's funny, eh? There's part of you that doesn't want to appear rude by sitting in the back seat.

Yeah, and I actually genuinely like to ask them questions and have a good old yum when I'm in an Uber. Anyway, she said she'd gotten to the front and she had been having a few drinks that afternoon. She said she wasn't super intoxicated or anything like that, but she had probably four drinks or so, and she was on her way to a party. And she said at that point the Uber driver started asking her questions which she didn't think was an appropriate question to ask, you know.

And it wasn't anything too bad but he was asking firstly for her number. Oh, no. Which isn't appropriate. Phone number. Phone number. Phone number. He was then asking for her social media, what was her name on social media, and he started to pressure her quite a lot to either give him her phone number or details of her social media

so he could pretty much contact her. Multiple times she said, no, I don't want to do that. Please stop asking. But, you know, put her in a really uncomfortable position. Totally. And obviously, you know, that I worry about that all the time because I've got obviously a lot of friends as well. And I worry about that too when I get into an Uber by myself. I'm not going to lie. And I think I remember saying to her, I was like, well, have you reported to him? Have you reported him?

Because you can do that straight from the app, right? Yeah, you can. And, you know, I'm never someone who wants to. They take it very seriously as well. They do. And I'm never someone who I never want to dob on anyone or like, you know, when it's not serious. But I said to her and she's the same and she's like, oh, I feel bad.

You know, I was bad, you know. And I was like, you know what, the thing that I think about is, you know, what if he continues to do that to other females and maybe one time it goes too far. Maybe not but you never know and I think... If he's done it, he needs to be pulled up on it at least, right? Well, maybe that will be kind of, I guess, the kick in, yeah, a wake-up call for him to be like, okay, I can't do this anymore. This is not appropriate.

And it might be that wake-up call that he needs as well. But I had a really kind of weird moment where I was just like, and I've been having this moment over the last year where I've started to sit in the back of an Uber and it's not because I want to be rude or I don't want to talk to the Uber driver because to be honest when I sit in the back I usually have a good old yarn to the Uber driver anyway yeah but unfortunately it's something that I do worry about when I'm by myself and that's that's to me that's sad I totally understand why you were doing it and and I'm not knocking it whatsoever it's sad that's, to me, that's sad. I totally understand why you were doing it and I'm not

knocking it whatsoever. It's sad that you need to feel like that. One, because it just is. And two, because 99.9% of people who are driving for Uber or driving taxis or things like that are great people. Exactly right. And passengers can be real shitbags as well. Like passengers can be real shit bags as well like passengers can be just as bad sometimes exactly and it is that one percent yeah but you know what unfortunately that one percent does exist and i said to her i was like you know what maybe maybe you should just start sitting in the back from now on to keep yourself safe yeah yeah yeah the other awful bit is people who don't want to come forward and say something if they have had a bad experience because straight away people will go, well, were you drinking? It takes a lot of courage.

And maybe you don't want to get embroiled in the whole complaint situation, but I think you're right. If it has happened to you, you need to at least push that button, right? You need to obviously alert some people because you don't know what could come from that. And I think that's the right thing to do. And I'm just glad that she, you know, was safe in this case. Totally.

But, you know, it's a good wake-up call for everyone, I think. And if you sit in the back, it kind of feels like a limo as well. So there's that side of it as well, I guess. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. It's Britney, bitch. Trip. Katy Perry.

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Have you heard this game before? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, see, he's heard Janina before. Okay. I'm not taking anything away, but he's very good. Kelly, you're up. Here you go. It's miserable and magical.

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or is it Yanina the YouTuber? Yanina. Locking in Yanina. You've got it. Nice work. You're still in the game. Okay, here you go, Will. You can win the game with this one, okay?

Here's your third and final one. I found a girl and you're married now. One of the best. Is that Janina or is that pop diva Adele? Pop diva. Locking in. He seems confident. Oh, Kelly sounds deflated already.

Kelly, do you think it is the pop diva Adele? Yeah, it's pop diva. All right, let's find out. Let's go to the audio. Yeah, you've done it. You've done it, Will. Well done. You win the game. Sorry. Yeah, Will. Yeah, that's three from three. That's a perfect score.

So good. We've got free mobile fuel for you coming your way. Well done. Thank you. No problems. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Big news and this has been a rumour that has been doing the rounds for the past nine months or so about

the reality TV series Big Brother making a return. Does that ring a bell, that theme song? Yes. Yeah. I love that show. Big Brother is the show that started it all, right? There would be no Love Island, no Heartbreak Island, no nothing if Big Brother hadn't started

this concept of just watching people in a house 24-7. Literally, I think the first season was in 2001 in Australia and then it had a break. It went for like eight seasons and then had a break and then did three more seasons and it finished up in 2014,

about five years ago. But they have confirmed that it will be returning in 2020 next year. That's good. I'm up for Big Brother to come back. Like, I also think, are we in a different time and a different age now where Big Brother wouldn't be the same? Look, I hope that if they put Big Brother on, they don't give it the Love Island treatment.

I would be keen to watch Big Brother if it's real people. I don't want Instagram models. You can check a couple of them in there, but I don't want the whole thing to be these unachievable, I just want real, regular people. super ripped people. I want interesting people.

I want a builder in there. You know, I want some just, I want like somebody who works in a bar, just some regular people for a change. And not just people

who are itching for fame because that's what Love Island is. Totally. They're all just itching for it. But the thing I think I used to, I think it used to scare me about Big Brother was that it's the one place or the one time in your life where once you were out of the house, you could re-watch what everyone said about you behind your back.

Because they had the diary room, didn't they? Yeah. So you'd go in there and the whole idea was go in there and say what you think about these strangers that you're living with and say stuff behind their back that they won't hear until afterwards. When you nominated people, the reasons for it. It's the only place. You think in your everyday normal life, you never really get to hear that stuff.

Oh, unless you're reading someone's text messages, you never really get to hear that. Oh, unless you're reading someone's text messages, you never really get to hear it, no. Well, yeah, exactly, which I thought we could do a bit of an experiment today on the show where the producers have gone around the ZM office and they've gotten them to record what they think is the most annoying thing about you and I. Now, this is a Pandora's box that I just want you

to be sure you want to open first because once you hear what people have to say about you and me, you can is a Pandora's box that I just want you to be sure you want to open first. Because once you hear what people have to say about you and me, you can't unhear it. Big brother diary room chair style. Yeah, you can't. Do you want to hear it? Not particularly, but I know it's already made so I know we're going to do it. It makes me real uncomfortable because I don't know

what's in there. What have we done? Have we voice disguised these people or anything, Producer Ben? Yep, they've all been disguised. You won't know any of them at all. I have a question. Yeah, mate. Are you and Producer Ellie in here? Everyone in there has been disguised. You'll have to just think and see. You might be able to tell if there's one from me.

Oh, this sucks. Alright, this is what people at ZM are saying behind our backs. I'm really sick of you being so attractive. I feel like a 10 and then you walk in the room and I feel like a 2. Clint goes on and on about how good he is at gambling and betting. I don't think he's ever won a bet

in his life. Who are you trying to impress, bro? Brie had a house party once and she didn't invite me, but she invited my boyfriend. Clint, they called you emergency DJ, Clint, because the music you play makes people's ears bleed. She's gonna know who this is, but Brie came late to my birthday because she was playing Crash Team Racing.

Clint always goes on about this baby, yet he's never brought it into work. Does she even exist? Is it too real? I mean, I'm not really convinced to be honest. Ouch. I feel like you got the way rorer deal than me. They have attacked me on a personal and a professional level. I was pretty happy with mine. I was late to a party. I mean, you got the way rorer deal than me. They have attacked me on a personal and a professional level. I was pretty happy with mine. I was late to a party.

I mean, you know. Well, you know that's only part one. Sometimes we're all late. There's a part two. Is it? You want to hear this? Oh, I feel like this is going to be real bad for me. Here's part two of what people have said.

Oh, no. I know the stitch up already. Behind our backs. 95% of Clint's Instagram feed is influencer posts. Just because Celebrity Treasure Island was a massive hit doesn't mean Brie can just turn up to work half an hour before her show. It's rude.

Clint, can you f***ing walk the computer out when you finish your show each day? Sick of your s***. Brianna, you wouldn't be as close with your mum if you didn't exploit her for content all the time. She's only valuable to you because she's funnier than you. That was Ross Boss at the end, I can tell. And he's kind of true.

That last one was straight savage. What about the one where someone said 95% of your Instagram feed is influencer paid posts? Still a great account. Follow along at Clintstagram with two Ms. Anyway, like I said, you can't take any of that back now. So good work. Actually, let's call my mum next and we can do the same.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Tonight it's $38 million in Lotto. So we're using that for a bit of a secret mission and to get some marketing for the show, right? Yeah, the proposition started this morning when we attached a lotto ticket for tonight's draw to a letter with the proposition, a deal as such, and we got someone to drop it over at the Edge Studios. It's addressed to John O'Benn and Sharon.

Let's put the call through now and see if they've received the ticket. Hello, The Edge. Hello, can we please speak to Jono, Ben and Sharon? Hold there, one second. Hello. Hello, is that Sharon? Hello, Clint. No, not that quickly.

You're 100% Clint. I knew it was you this morning when you put XOXO Gossip Girl because there's only two people in this world that still uses that saying. Marty He Heworth and you. That was actually my idea. That was actually Bree's idea. I knew it was Clint when it said Clint Roberts on the phone. I knew it was Clint when he had a typo in the actual letter.

Oh, shut up. Everybody shut up, all right? I don't know who it is. Good on you, Ben. Nice one, Ben. Welcome to the conversation, Ben. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, guys.

Anyway, so what's your bet? What do you want to do here? Have you received the package? Yeah, we got the package. Very kidnappy of you both. It's just as white as the last package of yours I saw. Oh, okay, Sharon. Don't even go skinny dipping with him.

Bree's got a very weirdly coloured penis. Yeah, I've already seen it. How does this become a roast on me? You stand to make a lot of money here. Do you want to hear the proposition? What's going on? What wacky thing are we part of? Right, so this is the proposition, guys.

We've given you the ticket, which you could stand to win $38 million tonight at 8 o'clock. At 8 o'clock and lotto. At 8 o'clock. If you accept that ticket, we will take nothing of that money. It will be yours to do what you want with it. Absolutely. Whatever you want, you don't have to give us a cent. If you decide to take the ticket. But

if you do take the ticket and you lose, then you guys have to record a 30-second endorsement for how good the Brain Clint show is. Oh, this is good. I'm in. I'm in. This is good.

I am in. The chances of us winning a lotto are very good. I knew there was a gambler amongst you. Counter-offer. Here's my counter-offer. We'll take your lotto ticket, but if we lose, then we will do your endorsement, but you have to give Clint back to the edge.

Good deal. Done. And we all get to see how white Clint's penis is. Clint, Clint, I've got this. Okay. If we lose, we'll do the endorsement. You give us Clint. I'll give you Jono and Ben. I like that deal done.

Two for one. Two for one. We will check in with you at the same time tomorrow to hear the lotto results. And if we don't get through, we'll assume you've taken the money and run. Okay, mate, I'll reserve your car park. Go get your fake tank, Clint, and we'll see you tomorrow.

Wait, did you just trade me for Jono and Ben? It was a good deal. You're meant to be my friend. I know, but we'll talk about it later. We'll be doing marketing for our show. Yeah. God, the truth comes out when the pressure goes on, doesn't it? I'll do it where I keep you and get one of them. Oh, well. Brie and Clint, the podcast comes out when the pressure goes on, doesn't it? I should have done a deal where I keep you and get one of them.

Oh, well. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we take your birthdays, we fling it into a computer,

and it figures out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. That's a technical term, by the way, fling. Hi, Lucy, and before we do anything, happy birthday for today. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thanks, guys. What have you been doing for your birthday, Lucy? I've been at work all day.

Oh. Have you got something big on tonight? Yeah, just going out for dinner soon, so that should be good. Nice. Nice. Well, what's your actual, what's the year you were born? So 16th of October, 1996. Okay, Lucy, you were 16 in 2012.

On this day, the 16th of October, back in 2012, this was number one. 1D. And live while we're young. Were you a big One Direction fan? I'm probably like the biggest One Direction. And Live While We're Young. Were you a big One Direction fan? I'm probably like the biggest One Direction fan there is. Perfect. Oh, well, this is, there couldn't be a better birthday banger for you, right?

How stoked are you? So good. All right, wait there. I know if it goes to a vote and Ellie's in charge, that's what we'll be playing. But let's see where we get to with Madison. Hi, Madison. Hi, Maddie.

Hi. What's your birthday? The 4th of the 12th 2000 Okay you were 16 in 2016 on the 4th of December And Madison this is your birthday banger I reckon one of the best live shows I've ever seen God I love this song Yeah The Weeknd from the Starboy album. That Starboy.

Yeah, it's a good song. Yeah, you don't sound convinced. You're not happy. It got repetitive after a while, that song. It did. It did. But it's out of the cycle now. It's been away for a while, you know,

and a great song is a great song. That's okay. We're not trying to make you enthused. Your birthday banger is your birthday banger for life But that's okay Katie, hi Katie Hi What's your birthday, Katie?

2nd of August, 1994 Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of August And back in 2010, this topped the charts We gon' rock this club We gon' go all night We gon' light it up Like a sign of may One of the surprise best acts at last year's ZM Friday Jams Live. He was awesome, eh? Was he a surprise for you?

Well, how good he was. I just wanted more. Yeah, Tayo Cruz and Dynamite. Do you feel good about that, Katie? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's nice, eh? That's a chain. Okay, what are we going to play?

Are we going to play The Weeknd? Are we going to play 1D? Are we going to play The Weeknd? Are we going to play 1D? Are we going to play Tayo Cruz? Three good ones. Three fairly recent ones as well this week, today. I'm going with my gut, and my gut says One Direction. Well, I'm going to have to go with my gut. Yes.

And my gut says One Direction. So, Lucy, you win birthday banger. Woo-hoo! I think even more excited than you. Ellie. It's your birthday, Lucy. Lucy wins birthday banger. I think even more excited than you. Ellie. It's your birthday, Lucy. Lucy wins birthday banger. I'm so excited.

Happy birthday, Lucy. It's for your birthday, Lucy. Have a good one, mate. Come on and let me sneak you out. And have a celebration. A celebration. The music up, the wind goes down. Yeah, we'll be doing what we do

Just pretending that we're cool And we know it too Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do Just pretending that we're cool So tonight, let's go Crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun I know we only met but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never suffer anyone

Tonight let's get some And live while we're young And live while we're young Tonight let's get some And live while we're young Hey girl, it's now or never It's now or never Don't hold it in, just let it go And if we get together

Yeah, get together Don't let the pictures leave your phone let's go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun i know we only met but let's pretend it's love and never never never suffer anyone Tonight let's get some And live while we're young Wanna live while we're young Tonight let's get some And live while we're young And girl, you and I

We're about to make some memories tonight I wanna live while we're young We wanna live while we're young We wanna live while we're young Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun I know we only met but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some And live while we're young

Crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun I know we only met but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some And live while we're young Come on Young Wanna live while we're young.

Wanna live while we're young. Tonight let's get some. ZM, Bree and Clint. And live while we're young. That's the winner of Birthday Bangers Day from One Direction. Did you say 2012? Yes. Live while we're young.

For Lucy, on her actual birthday. Happy birthday, Lucy. That was number one today in 2012. Yes, it was. Producer Ellie, the biggest directioner we know. What a banger. Yeah? You doing okay out there?

I'm alright. I'm a bit hot and sweaty. I used to watch it on MTV when it used to play, and I would literally be in front of the TV. I was probably 17 as well. I wasn't even young. Actually, no, I was probably like 19. And I would just dance in front of the screen

and pretend that all of them were my boyfriends. And I loved it. Are you alright? Nah. Do you want to tell me what she was doing during that song? She brought up a photo of One Direction and sat there and stroked the TV screen. Ben, I told you to take her drugs away from her.

Yeah, I know. Sorry, mate. Forget a friends reunion. How keen are we for a 1D reunion? Oh, I'm going to lose my shit. Remember that rumour that went around because there was the accidental, the thing went up on Ticket Tech of a new concert in 2020 or something? It's going to happen. They all just need to have a little bit of a fall from grace first.

But they all need to get a bit unfamous and then they need to go, actually, we need to do a tour. Because we were talking off air. I want to know from everyone on the team, who thinks has had the best solo career off the back of 1D? Ooh. Who are you voting for? Zayn did it first, so he was kind of the one that went bigger first.

But I think... No, based on whose music, by themselves, do you like the most? Oh, I love Harry Styles. I love Harry Styles. Is he the one from the movie, about the war movie? Yeah, Dunkirk is. Yeah. That's the only one Ben knows because he was in that movie.

The stats would say Zayn, but my favourite solo stuff is Harry's. Yeah. I think he's more creative. I think he's taking more risks. Same. Pillow talk. Oh, hello. Zed-Em, Spree and Clint, the podcast.

I was reading this article where this woman started talking about how she hates it when she goes on a date and they want her to split the bill. Okay. And at first I judged her a little bit because I was like, it's 2019, why not? Of course she can split the bill. That's fine,

you know, not a big deal. But she goes on to talk about how she started dating this guy and it was the first date, it went really well and they got on well and at the end of it he was like, oh, let's split the bill or whatever and she was like, oh, no, it's fine, I'll get this one and you can get the next one kind of thing. Oh, so she was willing to pay first. Like go one for one. And he'll get the next date. And he was like, yeah.

Yeah. And she was like, nah. He was like, no, let's split it. And she was like, oh, okay. So they split it. Punishing, yeah. Which she was like, oh, I hate this. And then for the next however many weeks or months that they dated,

she said it got worse and worse. And it got to the point where they went and she met up with him to have a coffee and he made her pay her $3 for her coffee. That was her part of the bill. What, individual? He wasn't even willing to shout her a coffee? Nah. So she goes, nah, not into it.

Yeah. Not keen. It's a red flag because it just shows that you're both on different pages financially. And that's not going to work in a relationship. It's fine. If you want to be strictly 50-50 on everything, that's fine. As long as the other person does too.

Yeah, I think it might be just the thing you don't connect on that level either. Some people are brought up a certain way and some people, you know, and everyone's different. And money's an awkward conversation too. It is. That part of the night, regardless whether it's a date or not, I mean, a date makes it extra awkward. Yes. But even when you're with a group of friends, it makes it quite awkward where you're trying to figure out the bill. Yeah. You know? And in Australia, this is one of my favourite things about living in New Zealand. This is one of my favourite things.

I know what you're going to say, yeah. In Australia, doesn't matter nearly every single place you go to eat, they will not split the bill. One of you has to put your card down, eh? It's a load of BS, honestly. What do they think? Every single person in the world is related or they're a family. But there is also nothing more punishing than seeing a large group at the till, at the restaurant,

and they're going through and you're going, well, David, you had the chicken wings and Emma, you had the chilli fries. But then Sarah, you had some of those. That's why you print out the bill and then one by one you go, I got this, this, this and this. And then they just put that in. I just like to split it. I just like to go four of us, four ways.

But again, everybody's different. Yeah, but then what if someone like Pete down the end of the table has like the pork belly and six cocktails? Here's the thing. Usually, because everyone is so awkward about the bill, if someone just takes charge of the situation, it's usually what will happen. If someone just takes charge of the situation... Usually you just go along with whatever.

It's usually what will happen. If someone just steps up and goes, oh, we'll split this, yeah? Or someone steps up and goes, oh, we'll each just pay for what we had, yeah? So long as someone is willing to say something... Or else it gets really punishing. Yeah, that's generally the way that it will go.

But you're right about the date side of things. There's an added level of expectation and awkwardness around the bill. People do judge at that point of the night too, don't you think? Yeah. I know I do. Yeah. And it's not even about, I think it's just the way someone

handles themselves in that situation. I'm happy to pay, but I'm also happy to split. But then it's also lovely if someone's like, I want to pay for the first date. Yeah. And then you pay for the next one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.

Oh, this was lovely. I won't be seeing you again. So let me get this as a parting gift. Let me send you off with a full belly. I want to ask people on 0800DIALS at M. Have you ever had a really awkward bill situation? Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe someone left you with the whole bill. Maybe their card. Maybe they offered to pay for it and their card declined On a first date Yeah Any situations like that It doesn't have to be date situation but obviously Maybe they made a real awkward scene

In like a fancy restaurant and you guys are on a first date Doesn't matter what it is I'm just keen to hear some of these awkward cringy stories Same, you can text us on 9696 Or you can call us on 0800DIALSATM. Your awkward bill situations at the end of the night. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Your awkward bill splitting stories. I mean, everyone's probably been in a situation where they've felt awkward. Yeah. Especially, I think, dating, going on a first date, it does make it very awkward. What about that story you told the other day where you bossed out and decided to pay for everybody's brunch, the friends of the person you'd just started dating? Yeah, I wanted to impress. Yeah, yeah.

I think it worked. Did it? I think so. How's that relationship going? It ended. Hey, so we've asked you guys for your stories um there's a few good ones on the text machine yeah someone said i went on a date with this guy and he paid for our drinks and snacks i got super awkward and i told him that i like to pay for

myself so a week or so later we went on a road trip it was an hour away and we stayed for the night he made me pay for everything from accommodation, food, activities, the lot. I was too awkward to ask to pay for my half, so that was a big bill for an average night away. Wait, he made her pay for his stuff too? Yes. Oh, girl, you got fleeced. Ooh.

God. Actually, I'm assuming that it's a girl, but. I would be out of there so quick. Ahmed is on the phone. Hey, Ahmed. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks, Ahmed. Tell us your awkward bill-splitting story.

Ha-ha. Well, basically, don't trust an Aussie. I was living in Sydney up in Manly, and I took this chick out. She was a stunner. She was beautiful. I took her out to the Novotel Hotel, and we had dinner there.

She ate and ate and drank and drank. I didn't know where it went. But later, I got stung with a $395 bill. Oh! I'm so sorry about that, Ahmed. I will transfer you that money.

I promise. Yeah, which member of the Thomas L family were you dating that night, Ahmed? Right, okay. Well, you know, she was really dead, they say. Yeah.

How did she get out of it, though, Armand? Did you offer or did she skip out on you? No, no, no, no. It was all smooth and everything. She went home and I was texting her and never saw her again.

Oh. She never gave you a second date. She just used you for a massive feed at the Novotel. Well, I had a little lovely night and that's about it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, not all's lost then, is it, Ahmed?

You had fun. It's a $400 bloody lovely night. She got her money's worth. Let's talk to Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, guys. How's it going?

Good, Michaela. Tell us what happened to you. So I went down to Queensland for a trip with two of my friends, and we met a guy down there who's friends with my other friend, and he was going to be like our tour guide sort of thing. He took us up to this really nice restaurant, Italian restaurant, and he said he'd pay for an entree for us. And we're like, okay, that's cool.

And by the end of that, we ordered our own, or we paid for our own things, and he was the last to pay. And he was like, I'll pay for these things. And then he was like, oh, can we please split the entree four ways? And we were like, oh, what? And it was like a really awkward number, like $13. So it was like really weird. Oh, like it wasn't even like a decent amount.

Like a $50 entree or something. No, it was like $12, $13. It was so weird. And we were like, the cashier just looked at us like we were crazy. And I was like, what the heck? I was like, don't worry. I'll just pay for it. Yeah, that's one of those ones you just swipe your card to get out of that situation.

Yeah. Run, Michaela. You pay the awkwardness away. Yeah. Do you want to hear one more from the text machine? Yeah. Someone said, so this guy asked me out to go for a burger at a burger place. I said yes, but when we got to the burger place, I ordered a salad.

When we go to pay, he says that he was going to pay with my burger for a two-for-one voucher, but he didn't expect me to get the salad. I had to pay for the salad. Because he couldn't use his voucher. Oh, no. Oh, no. I had to pay for the salad Because he couldn't use his voucher Oh no Can you imagine when they're ordering to And he's like oh you're having a You're having the salad Good idea

He's the bead of sweat running down his forehead Amy last one tell us your awkward bill splitting story So I was going on a date With this guy and he seemed really nice And everything and he was like oh yeah So do you want to go to McDonald's I was going on a date with this guy, and he seemed really nice and everything, and he was like, oh, yeah, so do you want to go to McDonald's? I was like, okay, yep, cool. So we went there, and we sort of had the conversation who was going to pay, and I was like, look, I'll pay for both of us.

I don't mind. He was like, no, no, I'll pay. And we got to the cashier, and all he ordered was the two $3 fries and chicken McBites. At McDonald's? Yeah, at McDonald's. And I was like, no, no, look, we can get more and I'll pay for it. He goes, no, no, I shall. And I was like, oh.

And what had you ordered? He just ordered that for me. That was to share? Yeah, he got two of them, two of the $3 chicken McBites and fries. Buzzy G. I thought Amy was about to say, stuff that. I got two Big Macs, a large fries, two coats. I ended up going back after the date.

Yeah, you'd still be hungry. We're on a mission here at the show and that is to turn our boss, Ross Boss, into a social media phenomenon. I'm singing, follow Ross, everything is alright. He doesn't really post much at night. And if you want to leave, we can guarantee he won't hit 5k by Friday.

That's the goal, right? 5,000 followers By this Friday Yeah We're over halfway I know I just I just What's stressing you out about this Because we know it's your dream

To be a social media influencer We know this is what you've wanted It's not my dream It is His dream Is it getting a bit too real now To get free food And a free gym membership

It's my It is my wife's dream Absolutely If you're listening Les Mills He wants a free membership In Newland. With shits and gigs, oh, one day I'll get to 1,000.

Yeah. It's quite overwhelming. Like, I now feel a pressure. Do I have to entertain these people? I'm entertaining, so it's fine. Oh, the pressure of generating content is getting to you. Yeah, no, it's hard. And like...

Let us help you, though. We did that yesterday. Yesterday we came up with the content for you. We did a Friday Jams live ticket giveaway on your page, which is still live, by the way. If you want to enter this comment, you have to follow Ross. How many entries have we had on that, Ross? How many people have commented?

600-odd. 600? That's pretty good odds. Here's the thing. We have slowed down a bit in our pursuit of 5,000 followers by the end of the week, and we think maybe what's holding it back is you're hard to find. You're not called Ross Boss on Instagram.

You've got a weird last name. Thank you very much. It's Ross Flahive. That's what people have to search up. Flahive. We'll start with something easy. What about from Stephen Blaze? He said, at old mate Ross Boss.

Would you be keen for that? No. No. That's not bad. What about Mr. Nate Parker suggested, at the boss Ross. Oh, yeah. Change it up. No. Because Ross Boss is actually not available. That's the other thing too. Oh, yeah. Change it up. No.

Because Ross Boss is actually not available. That's the other thing too. Yeah, so these are all available. So these two rhyming words have already been used before? Yeah, yeah. That's weird. Ross Boss 69 is available. But what about this one?

Oh, this is a bit raunchy, a bit risque. What about at Bree's bitch? I like that one. Was that from at Bree Thomas Hill? No, it's from Daz. It's accurate. Sure. What about at Bree's bitch? I like that one. Was that from at Bree Thomas Hill? No, it's from Daz. It's accurate. Sure, sure.

And truthful. I like how you guys think the power dynamic is not the way it actually is. He doesn't like that one. What about another one? What about Ross the muss? Oh, like Jake the muss, but Ross the muss. I don't mind that. Can't climb it?

Probably not. Yeah, no, it's an easy robbery right there. What about bossyRossy69? I like this one. That was my hotmail address back in the day. Was it? No. What about RosserTheTosser? Okay, so that actually hits a nerve. I used to get called Ross Toss in Intermediate.

Even by my teacher would read out the role. So you've got connections with it. It's left with my therapist. Which of those would you like to be your new handle? Of the entire list? If you had to pick one of those. Absolutely none of them. Absolutely none of them.

Here's my thing. Here's my thing. What's your deal, bud? It's about unique, right? Yeah. I'm literally the only Ross Flahive in the entire world. Yeah. I'm not letting go of that handle.

But you only have to change it until we get to 5K and then you can change it back. No, but then I know how you work. Then you'll go and get the Ross Flyhive handle somewhere else and then I have to pay you or do some other stupid gag on the radio to get my stuff back. How did you know we were going to do that? Because I'm smart and I hired you two for this very reason. If we promise not to do that, would you change to Ross Boss ZM just until Friday?

That's what I'll do. What about... I'll change my bio and I'll put Ross Boss in the bio. Yeah, if he changes his name, not his handle, but if he changes his name to Ross Boss, then when people search him, I'll do. What about? I'll change my bio and I'll put Ross Boss in the bio. Yeah, if he changes his name, not his handle, but if he changes his name to Ross Boss, then when people search him, they'll know. No, no, I said in the bio. Let's make a deal.

So you have to put Ross Boss in that, but you also have to put, you can buy your moss from Ross Boss. Well, I should get in the moss business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't give a toss. Get your moss from Ross Boss. That'll be my bio.

You can have that as the bio. That's fine. Okay, sing them out, Uncle Cracker. I'm singing, follow Ross, everything is all right. He doesn't really post much at night. And if you want to leave, we can guarantee he won't hit 5k by Friday Please just go and follow him.

Can we make a shorter version of that song too? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Next month, Disney Plus launches in New Zealand. Another streaming app for you to purchase. So what have we got now? We've got Netflix, Lightbox, Neon. TVNZ On Demand.

That's free. That's free. That doesn't count. Three now, that's free. Spark Sport. Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime's one. And now Disney Plus as well.

Now Disney. Oh, God. Can you just put it all in one? I know that you're frustrated about that. I don't want to pay 100 million things. I also know that they have a lot of stuff that you're going to want to watch. So we already know that Disney Plus is going to cost $9.99 a month. And it gets here on November 19.

Here's what you will get for your $10 a month. Basically everything Disney has ever created. Right. Movies right back to the 1930s. Okay. So you can watch Snow White and the Seven Dwarves from 1937. Oh, that has been on my list. Dumbo from 1941.

But also like all your 90s Disney movies too. So Beauty and the Beast will be on Disney+. James and the Giant Peach will be on Disney+. Ratatouille. You're picking really obscure. Ratatouille. You're picking really obscure. Ratatouille's going to be on there. Disney films. Am I?

Well, what about WALL-E? WALL-E's going to be on there. Cars. Finding Nemo. Okay, well, now you're getting better. One of these has got to spite your interest. Monsters, Inc. is going to be on there as well.

Yeah, so now you're getting better. You picked all the weird ones at the front. Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3. Muppet Treasure Island is going to be on Disney+. Oh, great. I love Muppet Treasure Island.

Sister Act. I love Sister Act. And Sister Act 2. Flubber. Flubber will be on Disney+. What a great movie. This has just been released. It's the full list of things that will actually be on Disney+. There's a lot. The Lizzie McGuire movie will be on there. Oh, yes.

Herbie Fully Loaded, arguably the greatest Lindsay Lohan movie of all time, will be on there. Yeah, it's because that's before she lost the plot. Also, Disney TV shows will be on there as well. So, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers will be on there. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana is going to be on there. I love Hannah Montana.

The Mighty Ducks TV series will be on there. No, I never watched that. Wizards of Waverly Place will be on there. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana is going to be on there. I love Hannah Montana. The Mighty Ducks TV series will be on there. No, I never watched that. Wizards of Waverly Place will be on there. Oh, yes, with Selena Gomez. The Lizzie McGuire show will be on there. Yeah, great, great show. Every Star Wars movie that's been made will be on Disney+. How much have Disney paid you to do this big ad for them?

Well, no, I'm just trying to give you the idea. Yeah, it does sound like that, right? But essentially what this is, is you won't rent movies anymore, at least not Disney ones. You'll pay the subscription and then every movie that you want to watch is going to be available to watch. Wait, who's still renting movies? Like from iTunes and stuff.

Where are you getting your movies from? Netflix. Well, no, but only the movies that are on Netflix. Netflix doesn't have every movie. Clint, I am cheap. I will just take the ones that are on Netflix. Yeah, yeah, right. I get what you mean.

But arguably, how much does a movie cost? $2.50, $3 to rent? You only have to watch four movies a month and you get your money's worth. On iTunes, it costs way more, so that's actually a good deal. Well, actually, also, the Apple TV one is on its way, too, so that's one you good deal well actually also the Apple TV one is on its way too so that's when you'll have to pay for soon as well

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