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Hello everybody!
Ooh, don't try and beat me to the...
Don't try and beat me to the thing there.
Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
It's Friday, and that means it's time for Bree to tell us a life fact about herself.
No, I think I'm not allowed to be here anymore.
Oh yeah, someone tried to cancel you on the podcast.
Yeah, so I'm gonna go home. You guys enjoy.
It's my birthday! It's my birthday!
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
They were kidding.
Come back.
Come back.
This is the international birthday banger where you,
global citizens of the Bree and Clint podcast family,
tell us what your birthday is on our Facebook page
and then we look them up and we do them on the Friday podcast intro.
Correct.
The first person up, oh, cool last name, Alex Bueno.
Like Kinder Bueno.
Bueno.
Obviously, what, Spanish?
Yeah.
Italian.
Spanish.
Spanish.
From Brisbane, and he was born, or she, on the 7th of March, 2001.
So they were 16 in 2017.
And Alex, here's your birthday banger.
I'm in love with the shape of you.
We push and pull like a magnet.
Muy bueno.
My heart is falling too.
Ed Sheeran in Shape of You.
This song got played a lot on the radio.
Every Ed Sheeran song in history has been played a lot.
I would not be sad if I'd never heard that song again.
No offence, Ed, You're a great guy.
I love Ed Sheeran.
You're one of the greatest musicians of our generation.
Love his music.
And it's not your fault that we punish your music so hard.
You just put out too many great songs.
Can you put out some average songs?
And that way they won't get played so much.
I think that's the cure to this.
Next we go to Ali Carlson from Charlotte, North Carolina, USA.
Ali.
Or Ellie. Ellie, there. Ali. Or Ellie.
Ellie, there you go.
Ellie.
Or Ali.
Yeah, she or he.
These are all universal names, which makes it quite difficult.
Was born on the 4th of June, 1997.
So they were 16 in 2013 on the 4th of June.
And this is their birthday back.
Yeah.
Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us.
Bang up.
I want to know what happened to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' relationship.
They obviously had a falling out.
Yeah, but it's one of those things, right?
Neither of them have been as successful individually as they were together.
Neither of them are greater than the sum of their parts.
Okay, good birthday banger.
One more.
Let's do one for Matt Scudder.
Scudder from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Hey, I'm Milwaukee here. Hey, I'm Milwaukee here.
Hey, I'm Milwaukee here.
Milwaukee, and he was born on the 7th of Feb, 1988.
So he was 16 in 2004 on the 7th of Feb.
And Matt Scudder, here's your birthday banger.
Iconic Amazing
Also extremely overplayed
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it
We were about 10 years
Every radio station still played this song once a day
I know
But that's because it was so good
It's one of the biggest pop songs of all time
It's huge
So it's a good birthday banger
It's a great birthday banger
And it's a great wedding song too
Yeah it gets people up
My vote's for Macklemore Yeah My vote's for Macklemore.
Yeah, my vote's for Macklemore too.
Let's do it.
Oh, it's just got a good vibe.
Ay, ay, ay.
He's such an interesting guy, Macklemore.
I met him one time when I was like really young coming up in radio
and I was running stuff for the radio presenters.
Yeah.
And I turned around and no bullshit.
It was in Brisbane.
And he was wearing a full-on fur coat
in 40 degree heat.
Gangster, you have to.
Oh yeah.
I met him probably about that exact same time
when he came to New Zealand
and we had a photo together
and we had the exact same haircuts. Can't copy it. Glad. Moonwalking. And this here is a party. My posse's been on Broadway.
And we did it all the way.
Chrome music.
I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record.
And to it.
And yeah, I'm on.
All right.
Well, have a great weekend, everybody.
It's a big weekend here in New Zealand.
We've got our election this weekend.
So if you've ever looked at our country and gone, man, they've got a cool prime minister,
we might not have her after tomorrow.
Yeah, that's so far out.
She could get ousted.
That's scary to think.
You can never predict how these things are going to go.
And the election in New Zealand is Saturday.
So tomorrow.
God, I've got to go vote tomorrow.
And Brie hasn't voted yet, yeah.
That's all right.
I'll vote tomorrow morning.
You've got time, yeah.
I'm not doing anything.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll catch you guys next week.
Bye, everybody. We'll catch you guys next week. Bye, guys.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend.
Good evening, everybody. Happy Friday. It's Bree and Clint. Oh, Friday, one. What a way to start the weekend. One, two, three. G'day, everybody.
Happy Friday.
It's Brian Clements.
Oh, Friday Leshko.
Massive weekend this weekend.
The election tomorrow.
Yes.
Then the All Blacks v Wallabies, the second game of the Bledisloe on Sunday.
Binnie plays Spark Arena tonight and tomorrow.
It is a humongous weekend.
It's all on.
Today on the show, Friday Okies here at 5 o'clock.
We're doing John Farnham's The Voice.
Yeah, you're the voice.
Get out and use your voice and vote.
There you go.
Go vote.
We'll also have our COVID rain check at 5 o'clock today.
Your chance to get paid for something that you missed out on because of COVID.
We've got so many prizes to give away today, actually.
And that's not an exaggeration, like some radio stations do.
We'll give away a pair of AirPods before four o'clock on the show today.
But next, what do 12% of Kiwis do?
This question for you.
Actually, let me rephrase that.
What do 12% of Kiwis not do?
Vacuum.
Probably right, actually.
Wash their sheets more than once a month.
Probably right there, too, actually.
But that's not what this survey has revealed.
Have a think about it.
I'll reveal to you next, as New Saunders, what we're not doing.
And we really should be doing this thing.
Brush our teeth.
I hope that's not that.
Well, we all hope, don't we?
But it's not always the case.
I'll give you the details next.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
What do 12% of Kiwis not do?
I've just put the question to you.
What do you think?
Indoor garden on a regular basis.
I reckon it's more like 50%, but no.
Probably, yeah.
That's the wrong answer for this particular question.
12% of Kiwis don't...
Wax.
Coming out of winter, I reckon that number's higher too.
I'm one of them
No, 12% of Kiwis don't
Lock their front door
What?
Yeah, they still live like it's the 1950s
And they're like, I live in a safe neighbourhood
I don't need to lock my front door
Depends where they live though
I mean, you know, my family live in the middle of nowhere
and I'm pretty sure that...
Actually, I shouldn't say that.
Right.
I think they do lock it now that they've got a house.
Now you need to say that, eh?
Yeah, they definitely lock it.
They've just installed a moat with crocodiles in it.
There's crocodiles in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And lions.
12% of Kiwis don't lock their front door, which is the equivalent of 218,880 houses in New Zealand
that currently have the front door completely wide open.
Just go on in.
Whatever you want to do, just go on in, grab whatever you want,
and then go back out that same door because it's still unlocked.
But, I mean, if you're like, you know, a farmer in Morrinsville
and you live in the middle of nowhere, you know all your neighbours,
pretty safe.
Well, that's what they want you to think.
Isn't it?
That's what your neighbours want you to think.
Well, I'd be interested to hear if anyone who is in this statistic
has been robbed.
Do you want to know where the most burglaries have happened
in New Zealand since 2017?
Where would it be?
It's not going to surprise you.
It's Auckland.
Yeah.
Because there's more houses here.
So this list actually is just probably a list of where the most houses are.
But the most break-ins in New Zealand since 2017 have happened in Auckland
and then Christchurch and then Hamilton and then Wellington.
Yeah, all heavily populated.
Yeah, right.
And 12% of those houses in those places, front door isn't locked.
I'm not saying go and try.
I'm just saying.
Have you ever thought, oh. I'm just saying.
Have you ever thought, oh, I'm just going to leave my car unlocked for a bit just to be a rebel?
Like once or twice, and it's terrifying.
It is.
We were talking this week about the new iPhone
that's just been announced, the iPhone 12.
And we're at the pub for lunch today,
and number one Apple fanboy
Big gay gorgeous Al
Comes sauntering over to the table
He's got the iPhone, he's got the iPad
He's got the iMac, he's got the
Earpods, he's got the Apple Watch
Does he have a HomePod?
Yes he does
Does he have an Apple TV?
Maybe not Apple TV
And he comes over and he goes, it was urgent
He's like, Br, Bree, Bree,
I'm ordering the new iPhone tonight.
Do you want me to order you one?
Do you want me to order you one?
And Bree's like,
yo, chill man.
I'm like,
I don't need it that bad.
Some people need it that bad.
Some people want it straight away.
Which I get it.
If you get excited over it
and it's a thing,
you know,
you save up for then,
you know.
There's worse things to be addicted to
than a new phone.
Go for it.
Anyway,
this might change some people's opinion
because we heard this rumour and it's now been confirmed
the new iPhone will not come with a charger or headphones.
So first they got rid of the headphone jack
and now they're getting rid of the headphones altogether.
Did the iPhone 11 come with headphones?
Yeah, and a dongle.
Oh, no, no. It did come with a dongle. Oh, no, no.
It did come with a dongle.
No, they plugged straight in.
That's right.
They were lightning port headphones.
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't think the new iPhone has a port for it.
No, it does.
It's got a lightning port, the charging port.
Oh, it's got the charging port, yeah.
But you can only put a charger or your – anyway,
the new one's not going to have headphones
and it's not going to have a charging plug.
Like, it's going to have the cord, but it's not going to have the plug.
They've said that they want you to use a plug that you've already got,
but the new cord doesn't plug into your old plug.
The old one's plugging on USB.
The new one plugs in on USB-C.
Which is what everything's moving to, isn't it?
Like my, does that mean I can use my new laptop charger then?
Yes.
Because it's a USB-C.
Yes.
So I can plug my phone into my laptop charger.
No.
I think so.
No, because on the bottom of the phone is still lightning bolt.
Lightning.
Yeah, but the.
Wait, no.
Yeah.
So that's lightning bolt, but then the bit on the other end is USB-C,
which you can plug into my laptop charger.
Yes, the cord can plug into it.
The cord.
Oh, God.
Anyway, they reckon everyone's got the charger and the headphones,
so they don't want to give out any more.
They're saying it's an environmental thing.
I kind of get it, but if you don't have the charging bar,
you're going to have to buy another charger anyway,
which is going to come in more packaging.
This blew my mind.
According to Apple, there are two billion Apple chargers in the world.
2 billion?
Yeah, and 700 million pairs of white iPhone headphones.
I think I'd have half of those in a shoebox in my cupboard, I think.
I reckon most girls in New Zealand have got half of those
at the bottom of their handbag.
And I never can find one.
Just coiled up.
Yeah, right?
I never can find one.
I'm like, where's the damn charger?
Where's the bloody pair of headphones?
The weird bit is, no one's ever, they're talking about it being e-waste,
no one's ever thrown out that charging bit.
Have they?
No, because you never know when you're going to need it.
And you like having them stuck all around the house.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Every time you get a new phone, you're like, oh, just plug it in there
or plug it in here.
Now I've got a lounge charger.
It gives you options.
Now I've got a work charger.
It's awesome. Yeah, anyway. It's great. If. Now I've got a lounge charger. It gives you options. Now I've got a work charger. It's awesome.
Yeah, anyway.
It's great.
If you are excited about it, no charger.
Thanks, Apple.
Thanks a lot.
Just leave it out in the sun.
It'll charge itself.
Give us our headphone jack back.
Also, while you're at it.
Campus V.
Bree and Clint.
The latest with Dean McCarthy.
From iHeartRadio.
This is.
The latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean joined us on the phone, this is The Latest. Live from LA
with Dean McCarthy.
Dean joined us on the phone.
This is going to blow your mind, Brie.
Yeah.
Nicole Kidman has revealed
the role,
the movie role
that she auditioned for
and wished that she'd got.
Oh, so she didn't get it.
She didn't get it
and you'll know this role too.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys.
Look, this story actually
wound me up a little bit
because no one in the world
could ever play the role
in Notting Hill like Julia Roberts did.
Maybe Meryl Streep because Meryl Streep could play Batman
and she'd do a good job of it.
She would.
But other than her, can you?
Yep, she could.
Nicole Kidman auditioned for the role of the star of Notting Hill
against, obviously, Hugh Grant.
And she would have been good,
but I don't think anyone could
ever top the role of Julia Roberts in
that movie. She's so
good in it.
Julia Roberts is like,
makes that film. Let's
role play it. Let's take the most
important line from that film
and imagine this line
being done by Nicole Kidman. Are you ready? Okay.
Don't forget, I'm also just a girl
standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.
Okay, now imagine that it's a red-headed Australian chick.
Okay, hold on.
And don't forget, I'm just a chiller
standing in front of a bloke asking him to bloody love her.
And shag her.
That's all I bloody want.
Mr. True Blue.
Bloke.
No, you're so right, Dean.
It probably wouldn't work, Dean.
It had to be Julia Roberts.
It wouldn't work.
That is the latest.
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Their true wireless earbuds with dual hybrid noise cancelling are in stores right now.
Bree and Clint.
My sister and I had a conversation where she brought up something that happened when we were real young.
How young?
I reckon she would have been probably eight or nine.
Right.
So I would have been, oh no, maybe a bit older.
She would have been like nine or ten and I would have been like eight.
Right, okay.
And she was like, oh yeah, and I've got this horrid scar on the top of my foot from you.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
And she's like, yeah, remember that time you threw that ruler at me
and it landed on the top of my foot and I needed stitches?
Stitches from a ruler.
This is what she was saying.
And I was like, you have got this story all wrong because, fair enough,
we did have a fight.
Yes.
And then she went to throw
a ruler at me. Plastic
ruler, wooden ruler. Plastic one.
Yeah. And she went to throw the
ruler at me and instead,
she was unco, she threw it down at her foot
and it hit her in the top of the foot and she had
to get stitches. So she threw it at herself?
Yeah. But she was trying to throw
it at me. Yeah, is that still your fault?
How is it my fault? You would have been doing something. I've known you long enough that people don't just throw it at me Yeah, is that still your fault? How is it my fault?
You would have been doing something
I've known you long enough
That people don't just throw things at you for no reason
I was a saint as a kid
No
Yeah, I was
No
Okay, that's not true
And then anyway, she was like having a go at me
And I was like, okay, what about the time
You poured a bowl of hot cereal on my head?
Yeah
Siblings are ruthless
And you get away with things with your siblings
that you could not get away with in the real world,
you would go to prison for it.
And you just grow up together
and your parents say it's good for you.
They say, oh, it's good to have siblings.
Yeah, it's good to get roughed up.
It helps you learn about relationships
and things like that.
We were country kids,
so stuff went down in our house.
My brothers and I were ruthless.
And I don't remember throwing anything at my brothers.
If you ask them, they might say a different story.
But I can remember vividly.
Typical oldest child comment.
I don't remember throwing anything.
You're like, I didn't do anything.
I wasn't a chucker.
But I remember having a spade thrown at me by one brother.
Like what?
Like a metal spade?
Like a wooden, no, like a metal garden spade.
Full size spade. You know those 40 gallon drums we had those that is a rubbish bin i had the lid of one of those thrown at me and you know those screwdrivers that are like 40 centimeters long
and one of those thrown at me yeah but did it hit you no i'm fast man so you're fine yeah i'm fine
it's like matrix i'm fine doesn't mean I can't still hold it against that person.
My brother fired a full-on Shanghai at me once.
Shanghai?
A Shanghai.
People always think a slingshot is a slingshot,
but it's actually a Shanghai.
Is it?
Yeah.
Anyway, it was like these Shanghais that my dad bought us and they had ball bearings in the handle.
Jesus Christ.
Why did your dad buy you a slingshot with ball bearings in it?
Because we lived in the country.
Anyway, he got one of the ball bearings and he fired this ball bearing at me
and it hit this glass window, this glass door actually,
and shattered the whole thing.
My dad got angry at us when we threw a cricket ball around.
What did your dad expect to happen?
Actually, I'm not going to say that on the radio.
He wanted you to kill things, didn't he?
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't to kill things. It wasn't to kill things. I was going to say that on the radio. He wanted you to kill things, didn't he? No, no, no, no. It wasn't to kill things.
It wasn't to kill things.
I was going to say something else that my dad would do.
One time my dad caught us because we lived in the country.
We would have a big wood pile.
Yeah.
And to obviously fuel our wood heater.
To fuel your wood addiction.
Yeah.
Anyway, one time he caught us in the wood pile lighting fires
and he was like, what are you bloody kids doing?
You shouldn't be lighting fires.
You should get some better starter fuel to light the fire.
And I was like, Dad.
He goes, get over here.
You each get three ball bearings as punishment.
Three ball bearings.
So the ball bearing to the butt cheek.
Yeah, that is not recommended, any of that chat just there.
But anyway, I was thinking,
I wonder what siblings have thrown at their other siblings.
Nothing's out of bounds when it comes to your siblings,
especially if it's a heated argument
and especially if you feel like you're right in the argument.
I feel like there would be a lot of injuries and scars from sibling fights.
Okay, 0800-DARLS-ZM, what did your sibling throw at you?
That's the one.
Okay, cool.
You can text us on 9696 also.
You know, just vent.
Bree and Clint.
What did you throw at your sibling?
I feel like it's a very common thing.
Sibling rivalry.
We all throw stuff at each other when we get angry.
What's the age over which it's unforgivable?
Like, I reckon anything under 14, you have to let it go.
Your sister needs to let it go Because it happened when you guys were 10
So she's got to let it go
No, I feel like siblings literally hang on to that stuff forever
Because my sister has had a go at me
Over the last couple of days
And she's like, you know you're the reason for this scar on my foot
Yeah, right
And I was like, you were throwing a ruler at me
And you hit yourself
How was that my fault?
Someone actually texted in and they said,
I threw a punch at my sister's nose.
She rung the police and when they turned up,
they said they wouldn't do anything as it's just sibling rivalry.
Wow.
When they left, my sister threw a toy at me and said,
that's sibling rivalry, bitch.
Ben's called up.
G'day, Ben.
Hi, Ben.
Did you throw something?
Hey, yeah, yeah.
I was a summer.
I was 25 or something.
I threw a wood saw at my sister, like a kid's wood saw.
You threw a wood saw at your sister?
Yeah, yeah, like a proper metal sharp saw at my sister.
And did it hit her?
Yeah, it hit her in the leg.
I got forgiven for it.
How old were you?
I was five or six.
What?
Okay, all right.
What are you doing, Ben?
You're crazy.
Oh, yeah,
something like that.
What are your parents up to?
Ben's like she deserved it.
Yeah, but why is a five
or six-year-old
hanging out with a wood saw?
He was probably
doing some, you know,
training work.
Yeah, when you've got
your little workbench and you're
cutting up bits of scrap wood sort of thing,
just mucking around.
I don't understand.
Five or six year old. Ben's like, yeah, I was just
knocking together a new deck.
Morgan's here. G'day, Morgan.
Happy Friday.
Hi, happy Friday. Morgan, was it
you that threw something or did you get something
thrown at you from a sibling? I threw something. Go on, confess., was it you that threw something or did you get something thrown at you from a sibling?
I threw something.
Go on, confess.
What was it?
I threw a flying fox and it had a metal handle at my little sister.
Okay.
And what damage did it cause?
She's got a pretty gnarly scar now and she still has to have stitches.
Where's the scar?
On her forehead.
Like Harry Potter.
Yeah, it's like a Harry Potter scar.
Do you ever make the joke, Morgan?
Yeah, she's still pretty mad at me.
We were like probably eight and six.
You should make the joke.
You know why you got that scar on your forehead?
They cut something off your forehead.
Because she's a dickhead. She's not a muggle. No, because cut something off your forehead.
It's not a muggle.
No, because she's a dickhead.
Oh, yeah.
I wonder where you're going.
We do that to my brothers sometimes.
Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach.
Hi.
Who threw something? Was it you or was it a sibling? No, it was my
sister at me. Oh, what did she do,
Rachel?
She threw a dart from a dartboard
at me as I was walking past.
No fight. Um, and it got stuck in my
thigh. Oh.
Bullseye. How old
are you? Let's hope it didn't hit her in the
bullseye. True.
No, she
she would have been four
and I would have been about seven. Who pulled it out? Oh my god, she was four. If that happened to my kid, I would have been four and I would have been about seven.
Who pulled it out?
Oh, my God, she was four.
If that happened to my kid, I would be terrified
and I'd take them to the doctor with the dart still in their leg.
I'd be like, I don't know what to do.
Who pulled the dart out?
I pulled it out myself and we carried on playing.
Oh, good stuff.
Kids are rough and tumble, you know.
Just spit on it, rub it a bit.
All right, we're good to go.
Yeah, all right. Thanks, Rach. That's good. And Jessie, hi. G'day, Jessie. Oh, hi. You know Just spit on it Rub it a bit Alright we're good to go Yeah Alright thanks Rach
That's good
And Jessie hi
G'day Jessie
Oh hi
Was it you that threw
Something at a sibling
Yes I did
I love all these people
Calling up to confess
This afternoon
It's so good
Get it off your chest
Jessie
What did you throw
So I threw
A bag of dog poo
At my sister
Wow
So you bagged it up first and then threw it.
So it's a premeditated act.
No.
So we were at the playground and then she was being cheeky on the playground.
Yeah.
So I saw an open bag of dog poo.
Wait.
It was a random.
It was a random dog.
Random dog poo.
Yeah, we didn't have a dog at the time.
You threw someone else's dog poo at your sister.
Well, I didn't touch the poo.
I just touched the bag, but yep.
Yeah, and where did it hit her?
On the cheek.
Okay, you win.
Did you do, was it like a hammer throw?
Did you like swing, swing, swing?
Nailed it.
I like did it out the side of my like,
like a backhand throw
and it went through the playground.
Like Sonny Bill Williams with a dog poo offload.
Jessie, that's amazing.
Yeah, good stuff.
Thanks, Jessie.
Brie and Clint.
Time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Me versus Bree.
Bree versus me in a rapid fire song guessing competition.
If you can pick the winner correctly, you can win yourself free mobile fuel.
Correct.
The person who got through first was you, Jenna.
Hi, Jenna.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Who do you want to play for you this afternoon?
I'm going to go with Clint.
Got it.
No worries.
I'm your man, Jenna.
If I win, you get mobile fuel.
And Tim, if Bree wins, you get it.
All right, Tim-o-matic, let's do this thing.
Tim-o-matic.
Let's go.
Tim-o-matic.
Let's go.
What a throwback.
Tim-o-matic.
What was Tim-o-matic's song?
He had a few good bops.
No, he did.
Tim-o-matic.
We should play one for Friday, Jen. He was like the Australian Jason Derulo. He said his few good bops. No, he did. Tim O'Maddy. We should play one for Friday Jam.
He was like the Australian Jason Derulo. He said his
name in every song. I hosted
a Carols by Candlelight with him a few
years ago. Did you? Yeah.
That's good.
Alright, well if Tim O'Maddy
comes up in the one second song challenge
then you should get it. Yeah, I should get it.
Producer Anastasia runs the game. Hello.
Hello guys. This week we're doing Richest Singers,
so Tim Matic probably won't be making it.
Hey, you don't know that.
He had a few Aussie hits.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Let's start off with song number one.
Clint.
Rihanna, Paul McCartney, Kanye West, 4-5 seconds.
And the artist we were going for there is Paul McCartney,
who's got a net worth of $1.2 billion.
Billion dollars.
I'm glad he's a billionaire.
A Beatle should be a billionaire.
Yeah, that's good.
Let's go to song number two.
Three.
My heart will go on Celine Dion.
That's correct.
Celine Dion has a net worth of $800 million.
Whoa!
Shall we go for it?
$800 million.
How much of that do you reckon would be the residency that she did?
In Las Vegas.
A fair bit.
But a fair bit of it would have been the Titanic soundtrack.
Oh, that's true.
A fair bit would just be the amazing career that spans over a number of years.
Oh, yeah.
A fair bit of it would be her shoe collection as well.
Yeah, she's got a fair bit in shoes.
Yeah.
Let's go for song number three.
Clint.
Oh.
Madonna.
Like a Prayer.
That's correct.
Madonna has a net worth of $570 million.
Does she?
Yeah.
That's enough money to stop.
Yeah.
You know?
That's enough money to not do any more albums.
Nah, I'd back her in.
Get it, Madge.
Get it, Madge.
You know?
You know my theory on getting rich.
Quit while you're ahead.
Stop trying.
You're rich.
Stop trying.
Stop trying. Anyway rich Stop trying Stop trying
Anyway
Here's song number four
Clint
Shania Twain
Looks like we made it
That's incorrect
Damn it
Three
Think hard
You know this one
My baby
They said
I'll bet
We'll never make it
But just look at the sun
God damn it.
Two.
One.
Look at me now.
You're still the one.
Still the one.
No point.
No point.
Okay.
Good song though. And she has. Low point. Low point. Okay. Good song, though.
And she has a net worth of $400 million.
Good on Shania.
Yeah.
What a babe.
Go the girls.
Here's song number five.
Great.
Clint.
That is Beyonce and Halo.
Queen B comes in with a net worth of $400 million,
which is pretty good.
I thought it would be more than that.
Yeah, but you've got to remember she's early in her career,
like when she's Paul McCartney's age.
Is she that early?
No, sorry, I mean early.
She's 20-plus years in the game.
She's earlier in life.
She's earlier than the Beatles, yes, if that's the comparison.
She's got plenty more left in the tank, I think.
Comparted with Jay-Z, they're a billionaire couple, though.
That's true.
All right, we're sitting at tie-break at the moment.
Here's song number six.
Break.
That's J-Lo.
What is this song called?
I'm not helping you with this one. Three, two. What is this song called?
I'm not helping you with this one Three
Two
That's real
I'm real
I'm real
Jennifer
Jennifer Lopez
Jenny from the block
Oh yeah
That's correct
JLo
Our last one comes in
Oh
A tie
With Beyonce
400 million
400 million yeah
Not bad.
Jenna, we did it. Free mobile fuel coming your way.
Yay. Also loving all the females
in that list. Yeah, that's amazing.
That's good stuff.
What do you reckon, what do you reckon,
Lord's worth? Oh, that's a great question.
Bree and Clint.
I was scrolling through
Facebook and I saw this article and
it was titled,
The Best Lessons You Should Have Learned Before Your 30th Birthday.
Oh, judgmental.
And I was like...
Everybody develops at their own pace.
I was like, okay, well, I'm 30 now and this might be good and helpful for people that aren't 30 yet.
Yeah, or a lot of pressure.
And then you can also test yourself if you're over 30 if you've learnt these things.
Right, yeah, okay.
So I've picked out some of them because it was quite a long list
and I was going to test you and I to see if we've learnt this or not.
Good, all right.
So number one, don't buy silk or white and definitely not white silk.
I've never bought silk in my life.
Except for a silk pillowcase actually and now I didn't buy that.
No, no, no.
No silk pillowcase? No, don't buy silk anything. I've got a silk pillowcase actually and now I didn't buy that. No, no, no. No silk pillowcase? No, don't buy silk
anything. I got a silk pillowcase. It's nice.
Not white silk.
It's meant to give you less wrinkles. Remember the time you bought
black sheets? That was also
a decision made by you. Yeah, I leave
linen decisions up to my wife. It says here
that silk, no matter what you do
with it, it's always going to crinkle.
It's hard to wash and if it's
white, I mean, we know what happens to...
No one in our generation has money for silk anyway, so that's fine.
No, well, that's true.
We're good.
Number two, rolling on from that, if in doubt, iron it. Furthermore, don't buy anything that
requires ironing.
That is such a good point.
I never buy anything if I know that I'm going to have to iron it every time I wear it because
I won't wear it.
I've got so many nice shirts.
Yeah.
And how many times do you see me wearing a shirt?
Like, never.
Yeah, you're always topless, actually, around me.
I'm like, put a shirt on.
Like, it's a workplace.
Ironing feels like the biggest waste of life.
I never iron anything.
It takes so long.
Yeah.
Even if it's, like, on the cusp, I'm like, nah, it'll be fine.
Do you know you can take it to the dry cleaners
and they do your ironing, but it's like $5 a shirt.
Is it $5 a shirt?
Yeah.
God.
I've been tempted though.
My auntie used to have an ironing lady.
Yeah.
And I remember thinking, I was like, that's such a weird thing.
Who would come over and do all of her ironing once a week?
They should launch Uber Iron.
Yeah, that'd be pretty good.
Not as fun as Uber Eats, but, you know, still pretty good.
Number three, these are things that you should have learnt before you're 30.
If you're meant to transfer someone money, do it on the spot.
Don't wait later.
Yeah, you will always forget, which reminds me I owe someone $103.
When? From when?
About two weeks ago.
Oh, see, that's not okay.
For the All Blacks game this weekend.
No.
Jamie, if you're listening,
I'll transfer you the money
after this.
I know there's a few people
out in the producer's booth
who feel the same
on this topic.
Like, I hate
when you have to,
if you pay for something
for someone
and you have to ask them,
I never end up asking.
But like, how rude
if they don't transfer you
the money?
Like, you don't want to ask them
to transfer it to you.
Yeah, like a lunch or something. Yeah. Like, oh, can you get this? I'll pay you back afterwards. Yeah. And then they don't transfer you the money. Like you don't want to ask them to transfer it to you. Yeah, like a lunch or something.
Yeah.
You're like, oh, can you get this?
I'll pay you back afterwards.
Yeah.
And then they don't.
Rude.
Rude.
You need to show up to their house with a lead bat.
You're like, give me my money.
Okay, well, maybe not that far.
Give me my money.
And then you just smash that letterbox over.
Number four, the men slash women who are most likely to approach you
probably aren't the ones you want to date.
Oh.
I haven't been approached in such a long time, so irrelevant.
But, I mean, I kind of see what they're saying.
That's cynical.
I fully agree with it.
How are you meant to find anyone?
You need to go find the person you want to be with.
Ugh.
Nah. Why? Put in some work. Nah. You're not meant to find anyone. You need to go find the person you want to be with. Ugh, nah.
Why?
Put in some work.
Nah, sometimes true love just happens.
Number five, I don't know what number we're up to.
Your back hurts because you sit like an idiot.
Is that what it is?
Oh my God, that's me.
Yeah, right.
That is me.
I have the worst posture.
The lesson you should learn before you hit 30 is your back hurts for no reason.
That's what being 30 actually is. My back hurts after I have a sleep.
Yeah.
Like from laying down.
And I'm like, this is my life now.
Anyway, number 74, I think that's what we're up to.
Don't spend money on sunglasses.
You'll sit on them.
Or you'll lose them.
Am I allowed to disagree?
You can disagree. The more you spend on the sunglasses, subconsciously the better care you take on them. Or you'll lose them. Am I allowed to disagree? You can disagree.
The more you spend on the sunglasses,
subconsciously the better care you take of them.
That's weirdly, that's just how it works, up to a certain amount.
Yeah, I have a sunglass fetish, so I don't agree with that one.
Kinky.
Yeah, I love sunglasses.
I've got so many and I'm just obsessed because they always fit.
That's why I like them.
Number 100, literally no one cares why you're late.
This is my favourite one out of the whole thing.
No one cares why you're late.
Yeah.
Just say, sorry, I'm late and move on.
Exactly.
And don't be late in the first place, to be honest.
Yeah.
There's no excuse.
Unless there is an excuse.
And I read a really good thing which said instead of apologising
for being late, if it's genuinely not your fault,
you shouldn't say like Russian to the man and go,
sorry I'm late.
You should say, thanks for waiting for me.
You flip the script and you put it back on them
and you're not apologising.
You're saying, hey, thanks.
I appreciate you guys waiting for me.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And the last one that I've taken out of things and lessons
you should learn before you're 30,
you shouldn't be tired all the time.
Get a blood test.
Really?
That's what they say, yeah.
Because, I mean, you could have like different iron deficiencies
or whatever and you can feel better.
I'm going to take an iron test.
Yeah.
And the doctor's going to go, sir, your results are back.
You have a kid.
Can't do anything for that, unfortunately.
We don't have any pills for that.
There is no pills or drugs that can help you now
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And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Brie and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie.
Okay, what have you got to do this weekend, Bree?
What's the most important thing?
I've got a few important things.
I've got to go to the Benny concert,
and I've got to go to the All Blacks vs Wallabies game.
Right, anything else?
I've got to clean poos up off of my floor.
You've got to vote, all right?
You've got to vote.
And I've got to vote.
You have to use your voice.
Of course I'm voting.
Because you are the voice.
And that's why this afternoon for Friday,
okay, we're doing John Farnham, You're the Voice.
Now, I'm going to be honest about this.
This song selection has copped a little bit of heat
from some people at ZM.
Who?
I'm not going to name names.
Oh, yeah, I heard that in the office, which...
But there were a couple of people saying this song sucks.
What a load of BS.
They don't know good music if they're saying this song sucks.
I'm sorry.
No one under 30 has ever said that sentence, but you're right.
You're so right.
It's a great song to sing together, to unite people at the pub.
You know?
This song brings people together.
It does.
And that's why today for Friday Okie, we want you to tell us who did a better John Farnham.
Bree and I have both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer.
The more we do this segment, the more I think we need to spend longer with that audio engineer.
I didn't have a good week this week.
You're going to hear mine because I selected the song.
And then you're going to hear Bree's
Good luck to both of us
No voting until you've heard both
Good luck to you, I'm going to need it too
The clapping is done by hand too
That's part of the judging
It's all foley, yeah
We have
The chance to turn the pages over We can write what we want to write
We gotta make ends meet
Before we get much older
We're all someone's daughters
We're all someone's sons
How long can we look at each other
Down the barrel of a gun
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear
Oh, whoa
We're not gonna live in silence
We're not gonna live in fear
Oh, whoa
Pretty good. Oh, whoa.
Pretty good.
That's my best John Farnham.
Shit, that was funny.
I don't even want to play mine, to be honest.
I'm happy for you to take the win.
Yours will be good because you're a native.
Yeah, well, I feel like after we play this,
I'm not going to be allowed back in the country.
The good news is you're not allowed back in the country anyway.
Well, that's true.
You can't leave.
I'm not losing anything at this point.
Okay, Bree's song.
I'm going to dedicate this, your version, to the Wallabies.
No, it's crap. So that means the Wallabies will play crap.
That's why I'm dedicating it to the Wallabies.
Here it comes.
Breeze Friday Oaky.
Is it the best one?
You have to decide, New Zealand.
So listen up.
My clapping's not even good either.
We have the chance to turn the pages over.
We can write what we want to write.
We got to make it as me before we get much older. Roll someone's daughter
Roll someone's son
How long can we look at each other
Down the barrel of a gun
Bring it home! You're the voice, a gun Bring it home!
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live in fear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I think you and I...
That sounds like a dead cat.
That's probably one of the worst ones I've ever done.
I think we just decreased voter turnout.
John Farnham.
I see why he's called the goat.
Someone has to win this round of Friday Okie
and we want you guys to decide who it is.
Phone lines are open.
0800 dials it in.
We're looking for five calls to decide it.
I don't know if I want to take votes.
I'm happy to give you the win.
And if the Wallabies are listening, that was for you.
All right, Kia kaha.
I tried my best.
So did I.
We all tried our best, and we need a winner.
So give us a call.
We're back with the results.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oki.
Brie and Clint, this is Friday Oki,
where we've just sung our little hearts out,
looking for your approval doing John Farnham's You're the Voice.
There's a text on the text machine that's just given me the biggest laugh.
Someone goes,
when Brie tried to hit the high note in the first verse,
I clenched and almost shat myself in gridlock traffic.
It was so bad, it was good.
Play that part again.
The TV machine doesn't get enough credit during Friday Oaky.
You guys are very funny.
It really doesn't.
People are so funny.
Someone said, best, worst Friday-oke ever.
What they're referring to is our attempt at singing John Farnham
that sounded like this.
Me.
When I'm gonna live in fear.
And Brie.
When I'm gonna live in fear. It's actually quite a meaningful choice this week, you know.
We want you to use your vote, your voice in the election.
It's where you get to have your say.
Yeah.
And also we're playing Australia this weekend,
so it's a little nod to our cousins across the ditch.
Let's start with Hayley and the voting.
Oh, voting, because it's voting weekend too.
Oh, voting.
Hi, Hayley. Oh, voting. Hi, Hayley.
Oh, circle.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Good, thank you.
Are you the person
who shat themselves
in traffic listening to this?
Let's hope not.
No, that was not me.
That might have been a disaster.
Yeah, I'm hoping they didn't.
Who's got it?
Who won Friday Oki this week?
Hey, Clint,
you sounded awesome,
but I'm going to give it
to Bree today. Is that because
he's Aussie and I'm Aussie?
No, no. Oh, you think I just had it?
No, I reckon you
sounded like a dead cat, but I reckon you sounded
alright, girl. There you go. Thanks, Hayley.
Well, that was very, um, I like
that. Very complimentary. Appreciate it. Thanks, Hayley.
Have a great weekend. Neil's here.
G'day, Neil. Hi, Neil. I vote for
Bree. She's much more professional, more polished.
It had real bite, like you're really focused on the words.
And it's how I'd sing it when I'm singing it to myself.
Yeah, right.
The passion, Neil.
With the passion.
Yeah, you had everything.
That's great.
Okay, and you're very to the point.
Can I get some feedback on my performance too, Neil?
I think you were trying
a bit hard.
Something was missing.
Neil,
you're like the Simon Cowell.
Can you call back next week?
I like it.
Neil's a savage.
Yeah, I like that, Neil.
Love you, Neil.
Have a great weekend, pal.
Beads here.
Neil hung up
before we hung up on him.
Yeah, he's out of here.
He's got things to do.
Beads here.
G'day, Beads. Hi, Beads.
How you doing? Yeah, good. Good, Beads.
You heard both. Who's the winner of Friday Oki
this week? I think Clint and you did pretty good.
Oh, thanks, Beads. Thanks, Beads.
You and Neil definitely have differing opinions.
I thought your course was pretty
good. You thought my course was... Oh, good. I thought
my course was the worst bit, so thanks,
Beads. I really appreciate it. Have a good weekend, mate.
2-1 Bree. Let's go to Michelle. Hi, Michelle was the worst bit. So thanks, Bede. I really appreciate it. Have a good weekend, mate. 2-1, Bree.
Let's go to Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hey, how are you going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
That's good.
Who are you voting for?
Clint, please.
You're voting for Clint?
Yes, please.
No worries.
Hey, I appreciate that.
You've kept me alive in the game and you've taken us to tie break.
Where the final vote...
Oh, this is a stitch-up.
It's from Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree final vote, oh this is a stitch up, is from Bree
Hi Bree
Hello, how's it going? Good mate, come on
don't let me down, we've got the same name
Who are you voting for?
Well it's pretty
close but I think I definitely
have to stick with, Bree's have got to stick
together. Yes mate, the
Breezy's. The Bree's have taken
it out
Appreciate you calling up Bree I'll see you at the weekly meeting next week this. Yes, mate. The Breezes. The Breezes have taken it out.
Appreciate you calling up, Bree.
I'll see you at the weekly meeting next week, alright?
Yeah, fantastic. Breeze Anonymous.
You're on the breeze.
Congratulations.
Here's your encore. Is it an omen? The Australians winning Friday Oki and the Australians winning this weekend. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's Birthday Banger. All right, come on. Birthday Banger for a Friday. Here we go.
We'll find out what was number one on these three people's 16th birthdays
and we'll play the best one.
Hi, Princess Jasmine.
Hello, Jasmine.
Hi.
How's Aladdin?
That's a horrible joke.
I apologise.
Let's just get to your Birthday Banger.
What's your birthday?
The 11th of December, 92.
Can I just say you started that.
Yeah, I think I did it better.
Yeah, you.
I think mine was more subtle.
And you were like, how's Aladdin?
You influenced me.
Jasmine.
Does the R go there?
How's the tiger going, Jasmine?
How's the tiger?
You were 16 in 2008 on the 11th of December.
And Jasmine, this is your birthday banger.
It's a great birthday banger.
Yeah, I can't complain.
Vintage Katy Perry.
It's good.
That's a great one.
I love this song.
And it would go well on a Friday too.
That's an important bit of Birthday Banger on a Friday.
Let's go to Todd.
G'day, Todd.
Hello, Todd.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, man.
How are you?
Toddy from the ding, mate.
Brian Mann, happy days.
Toddy from the what?
From the ding.
Field ding.
Field ding.
Yes, fielding.
Shout out to fielding. I've never heard of fielding called the ding.
Todd, do you know Producer Caitlin?
She's from Fielding.
No, she's not.
You're making this mistake.
I just told her she doesn't get any respect,
but she's in the background,
and she told me not to drop the F-bomb,
so I'm going to say funnily enough.
No, Todd.
I'm going to put you on hold, mate, in a second.
Caitlin's from Feely.
Oh, I always get that wrong
Todd
Sorry Todd
Yeah
What's your birthday brother?
16th
Yes
Of the 2nd
Yeah
1985
I love your energy Todd
This is so great
You were 16 in 2001
I love my energy!
I'm the 16th!
What time did Todd start drinking?
Toddy, is it a big weekend coming
up, mate? No, no, no.
I've got work to do, but we're just having fun with the kids, mate.
Just good energy. Well, hopefully
I feel like this birthday
banger you're about to get, which is yours,
might match your energy. Here we go.
One more time.
Oh, baby.
Banger.
Darth Punk.
All the kids dancing inside, mate.
We're having a ball.
Big Daddy Toddy.
Oh, you know it, mate.
You know it.
That was my nickname, but we don't want to glow.
Love you, Todd.
Wait there, pal.
Hang on.
He's a good time.
One more birthday banger for Frank. G'day, Frank. Hi, Frank. Hello, guys glow. Love you, Todd. Wait there, pal. Hang on. He's a good time. One more birthday banger for Frank.
G'day, Frank.
Hi, Frank.
Hello, guys.
How are you?
Good.
Frank, what's your birthday, Frank?
Gosh, I tell you,
I wish I had as much energy as Todd did.
What is your birthday, Frank?
My birthday is February the 8th. Yep.
1930.
The last girl laughed when I told her my birthday too.
Are you 100, Frank?
No, he'd be 90.
He'd be 90.
Yeah.
91.
91.
Sorry, I put a few extra years on you. What's going on?
Are we being rickrolled this afternoon? No, Frank, he's made it to 91. 91. Sorry, I put a few extra years on you. What's going on? Are we being rickrolled this afternoon?
No, Frankie's made it to 91.
All right.
Yeah, no, sorry, Frank.
No disrespect.
Let's see your birthday.
Frank, you were 16 in 1946.
On the 8th of February.
And Frank, let's go all the way back to 1946.
Here's your birthday banger.
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
When we finally kiss goodnight.
I love this song.
You remember that one?
I definitely do.
Does that bring back some memories, Frank,
or do you not have any left?
That's not very nice, mate.
Frank, when you came over on The Endeavour, how was that?
Love you, Frank.
I think Toddy wins birthday banger.
We had some characters today, but I've got to give it to my boy, Todd.
Todd, you did it, mate.
Congratulations.
You won birthday banger.
Oh, get out of here, boss.
Celebrate, Toddy.
Oh, hands down.
Hey, you guys are
bloody well a good entertainers eh?
My kids are jumping all over me
I'm getting spear tackled.
Bring it Clint.
He's a birthday beggar.
See him. One more time
We're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright
Don't stop the dancing
One more time
We're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah
One more time
One more time We're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright
Don't stop the dancing One more time We're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing, one more time
We're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, stop the dancing, one more time
Mmm, I know I'm just feeling
Celebration tonight
Celebrate.
Don't wait too late.
No, we don't stop.
You can't stop.
We're gonna celebrate.
One more time. One more time One more time
One more time
A celebration
You know we're gonna do it right
Tonight
Hey
Just feel it
This has got me feeling the need
Need Yeah Just feel it Music's got me feeling the need Need
Yeah
Come on
Alright
We're gonna celebrate
One more time
Celebrate and dance so free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrating dance so free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrating dance so free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, this got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free
One more time, this got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free
One more time, this got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate,ate and dance One more time
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance
One more time
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance
Friday vibes
For birthday banging this afternoon
Daft Punk for Toddy
Who called back during that song, by the way.
Firstly, asking for producer Caitlin, and we had to break it to him.
First of all, she doesn't work at ZM anymore.
And second of all, that's on a different show.
And then he goes, all right, well, what do I win as a prize?
We had to break it to him.
Nothing.
The song is the prize.
He goes, that's all right.
See you later.
Have a good weekend.
So, you know.
What a great segment. What a great segment.
What a great Friday.
I've got a little bit of Trump science for you this afternoon. Comes from
China. Comes from China. I want to
be accurate. Virus comes from China.
Donald Trump has
come out and said
exactly how he beat
baldness. He said at one
stage he was starting...
With a lot of money.
Yeah, he was starting to lose that glorious rug of his.
And it is, isn't it just...
What a travesty he did.
Isn't it just such a beautiful mop of hair?
It would be a...
I mean, I would love to see him shave it.
You know how some guys you go, there's so little left there.
It's like Prince William.
I think he would look awesome with a bald head.
Yeah.
I love men with bald heads. I think it would look awesome with a bald head. Yeah. I love men with bald heads.
Well.
I think it looks great.
He didn't Vin Diesel it.
He didn't beat it to the crutch.
But that's what I mean.
He is bald now.
He just has hair on the side.
Yeah, so just cut it off.
Just take it off.
Just cut it off.
He will look that much younger and that much better.
I get it if you're a man too.
It's a big psychological barrier to have to break and give up on the hair regrowth dream.
Maybe you don't have to.
Maybe you can use Trump's cure.
Trump's cure for baldness.
What do you think it is?
Mayonnaise.
Wow, you're close.
It's something that you eat.
It's something that goes in the mouth.
It's an oral cure for baldness.
Grapefruit.
Grapefruit.
No, it's not that healthy.
Sugar.
Sugar.
Trump's cure for baldness.
Trump's science, Trump guarantee.
You want to stop losing your hair?
McDonald's fries.
He said there's an ingredient in McDonald's fries that stopped the thinning of his hair,
and because he eats them every day, that's the reason that he hasn't gone bald.
Wait, does he eat McDonald's fries every day?
Yeah. Why wouldn't you? If you're Donald Trump
why wouldn't you? He literally doesn't care
about anything. Does he have a McDonald's
in the White House?
Well, he doesn't live in the White House, does he?
No, he doesn't. He lives in Trump Tower.
Yeah. I wonder if he has his own
McDonald's in there. Imagine getting the opportunity to
live in the White House and you're like, no, I want to live
closer to a McDonald's. My place is better. Anyway. That's the cure. McDonald's in there. Imagine getting the opportunity to live in the White House and you're like, no, I want to live closer to a McDonald's. My place is better.
Anyway,
that's the cure,
McDonald's fries.
Hey.
I mean, it's a delicious cure.
Delicious.
Right?
There are worse experiments
to make with your own hair.
I'll give them that much.
A lot of different types
of theme parks in the world.
There's a Harry Potter
theme park. I saw there's a Harry Potter theme park.
I saw there's a Nintendo theme park opening.
Nintendo theme park?
I think so.
There's a Wet n' Wild theme park called Wet n' Wild.
Yep.
It's wet and you wouldn't believe it, it's wild.
It's wild, yeah.
Have you ever been to Wet n' Wild?
Nah.
I don't mind Wet n' Wild.
I'm not much of a shirt-off guy.
Yeah.
And I don't want to be the guy at wet and wild
in my rash vest. Yeah, the only thing
I didn't like is when you're wet and then you have to
walk around a theme park and wait in lines
and you get a lot of chafe.
The worst bit of going on a hydro slide
is waiting on the stairs to go back on the
hydro slide. And the wet bodies
above you are dripping down the stairs and it's
cold, wet, drippy water that you know has
come off some other guy's shorts.
Yeah.
It's gross.
It's gross to me.
It's not the best.
Well, this isn't that type of theme park.
This is a particular type of theme park that has a theme and it's opened in Tokyo.
Yes.
And it's an adults only theme park.
Oh.
In the red light district in Tokyo.
And it's got a few different features.
Right.
Are they radio friendly features?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think so.
There's one particular part where you can enjoy entertainment whilst being served by adult entertainers who are in the industry.
They've got those theme parks on K Road.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what the difference is.
I think it's the other things that you can get.
Oh, right.
Okay.
It's also a five-story theme park, so I think it gets more and more adults only.
What are the rides like at this adults only theme park?
Depends who you ask.
And what is, is there a-
They're quite short, the rides.
Well, I heard it's up to you.
They don't last long.
It's very quick.
Very quick.
Is there a minimum height to ride?
They haven't said if there is, but I think there's a minimum length.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good too. I think there's a minimum length. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's good too.
Anyway, yeah, it's five stories and each story is different
and has different things.
Apparently the second floor offers a more risque entertainment option
where you can get a massage.
It's like the Tower of Terror.
The higher you go, the more intense it gets.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You can get a massage of a certain type
uh the third floor uh is where the famous adult actresses are and you can talk to them and mingle
yeah uh the fourth floor is known as the silent bar this is a giant strip club by the way this
is not a theme park they've called this is a giant strip club they've called it a theme park
and then whatever you want and then when i read how much it costs to get in,
I was like, this is definitely not a theme park.
How much does it cost to get in?
It costs like seven bucks.
It's been a while, but please welcome back to the show,
a good friend of the Bree and Clint show.
It's Kings.
How are you, man?
Good, man.
Yeah?
Where you been? What have you been doing? What, man. Yeah? Where you been?
What have you been doing?
What's been going on?
At home.
Like everyone in the world, right?
Yeah.
Have you been travelling the world?
Nah, man.
I wish I could.
I don't know.
Homeschooling.
You had to do that through COVID.
How was that?
The most intense thing ever, bro.
Firstly, I'm not a good teacher.
Yeah.
So my daughter failed all the classes
just by
wait were you
marking her papers
or what
yeah
and just
and ticking everything
from laziness
yeah I love it
I've always thought that too
that if you had a kid
that was school age
during this thing
it would make you
as a parent
feel really dumb
because you wouldn't
be able to answer
the questions of like
a primary school
or intermediate age
school child
you'll be surprised
how much you forget unless you have seen that with your kids but no she's one bro i
still know more than her at the moment she's still pulling in her pants got that down pat
you're here because it's new music day today yeah it is yeah it is you've teamed up with sons of
zion for this track yeah man uh shout out to suns on they actually wrote the song and then i just
dropped my verse on it oh that's awesome i love that we thought because the song is called help me out
we'd play a bit of a game with you this afternoon yeah so what we've put together is um three
questions okay uh which i mean are they hard questions they're meant to be a little bit hard
they're a little bit tough yeah we need you to answer two out of three of the questions and one
of the questions you can ask us to help you out. Great.
So we'll have to answer it.
But only one.
Only one.
One of them.
So choose wisely.
And you decide when you want to use that lifeline.
So you just say, help me out when you don't want to answer.
All right, here we go.
Your first question.
Kings.
Who are you voting for in this election?
Oh, shit.
Oh, can I swear on this?
Yeah you can
That's fine it's all good
Well you can say that word
Yeah yeah
I'm not
I haven't voted yet
You haven't voted
You don't think you're going to vote?
Okay well that's a valid answer
You can't answer it then
Okay
So no one
So you have to say no one
No one
Vote though you should vote
Go vote use your voice
Okay question number two
Question number two
Okay
Oh is it me? Yeah you ask it vote though you should vote go vote use your voice okay question number two question number two okay what does it mean
yeah you ask it
oh why am I being left
to ask these tough questions
okay
when was the last time
you indoor gardened
yo like just for a game
that's why he hasn't voted
he hasn't had time
I've been gardening
yeah he's been gardening
that's amazing
he'll get around to it
If he can
That's hilarious
Okay last question
And look
You don't have to
You don't have to use
Your help me out
Which you haven't used yet
Yeah okay
You can answer it
If you want
The third question
For Kings
Who is
The most overrated
Musician of 2020
Oh I like that one.
I mean, there's a lot of TikTok musicians floating around.
Yeah, the one hitters and stuff.
I'm going to say Help Me Out just because I want to hear what you guys have to say.
You're going to say Help Me Out for this one?
Yeah, Help Me Out.
Damn it.
Okay, all right.
You go, Clint.
Look, I think, yes, there have been a lot of TikTok songs in 2020.
And a lot of them have started to make their way onto the radio as well.
You mean all of them?
Yeah, I mean literally all of them.
All of them.
Some of them have charted.
Some of them have charted and some of them are not good.
Some of them are not good.
Some of them are average.
However, there is one artist that is still getting play on Spotify in 2020.
And we know this because Ben is still receiving the royalty checks
so I'm going to say
the most overrated artist
in 2020
is the Hot Mess Express
featuring Brian Clidds
yes
Ben told me the other day
that he gets a $3.20 a month
royalty check
from that song
that we made together
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