ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 16th 2020

Episode Date: October 16, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody! Ooh, don't try and beat me to the... Don't try and beat me to the thing there. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. It's Friday, and that means it's time for Bree to tell us a life fact about herself. No, I think I'm not allowed to be here anymore. Oh yeah, someone tried to cancel you on the podcast. Yeah, so I'm gonna go home. You guys enjoy.
Starting point is 00:00:22 It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! They were kidding. Come back. Come back. This is the international birthday banger where you,
Starting point is 00:00:36 global citizens of the Bree and Clint podcast family, tell us what your birthday is on our Facebook page and then we look them up and we do them on the Friday podcast intro. Correct. The first person up, oh, cool last name, Alex Bueno. Like Kinder Bueno. Bueno. Obviously, what, Spanish?
Starting point is 00:00:53 Yeah. Italian. Spanish. Spanish. From Brisbane, and he was born, or she, on the 7th of March, 2001. So they were 16 in 2017. And Alex, here's your birthday banger. I'm in love with the shape of you.
Starting point is 00:01:07 We push and pull like a magnet. Muy bueno. My heart is falling too. Ed Sheeran in Shape of You. This song got played a lot on the radio. Every Ed Sheeran song in history has been played a lot. I would not be sad if I'd never heard that song again. No offence, Ed, You're a great guy.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I love Ed Sheeran. You're one of the greatest musicians of our generation. Love his music. And it's not your fault that we punish your music so hard. You just put out too many great songs. Can you put out some average songs? And that way they won't get played so much. I think that's the cure to this.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Next we go to Ali Carlson from Charlotte, North Carolina, USA. Ali. Or Ellie. Ellie, there. Ali. Or Ellie. Ellie, there you go. Ellie. Or Ali. Yeah, she or he. These are all universal names, which makes it quite difficult.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Was born on the 4th of June, 1997. So they were 16 in 2013 on the 4th of June. And this is their birthday back. Yeah. Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us. Bang up. I want to know what happened to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' relationship. They obviously had a falling out.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, but it's one of those things, right? Neither of them have been as successful individually as they were together. Neither of them are greater than the sum of their parts. Okay, good birthday banger. One more. Let's do one for Matt Scudder. Scudder from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Hey, I'm Milwaukee here. Hey, I'm Milwaukee here.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Hey, I'm Milwaukee here. Milwaukee, and he was born on the 7th of Feb, 1988. So he was 16 in 2004 on the 7th of Feb. And Matt Scudder, here's your birthday banger. Iconic Amazing Also extremely overplayed Shake it Shake it
Starting point is 00:03:09 Shake it Shake it Shake it We were about 10 years Every radio station still played this song once a day I know But that's because it was so good It's one of the biggest pop songs of all time
Starting point is 00:03:18 It's huge So it's a good birthday banger It's a great birthday banger And it's a great wedding song too Yeah it gets people up My vote's for Macklemore Yeah My vote's for Macklemore. Yeah, my vote's for Macklemore too. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Oh, it's just got a good vibe. Ay, ay, ay. He's such an interesting guy, Macklemore. I met him one time when I was like really young coming up in radio and I was running stuff for the radio presenters. Yeah. And I turned around and no bullshit. It was in Brisbane.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And he was wearing a full-on fur coat in 40 degree heat. Gangster, you have to. Oh yeah. I met him probably about that exact same time when he came to New Zealand and we had a photo together and we had the exact same haircuts. Can't copy it. Glad. Moonwalking. And this here is a party. My posse's been on Broadway.
Starting point is 00:04:05 And we did it all the way. Chrome music. I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record. And to it. And yeah, I'm on. All right. Well, have a great weekend, everybody. It's a big weekend here in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:04:17 We've got our election this weekend. So if you've ever looked at our country and gone, man, they've got a cool prime minister, we might not have her after tomorrow. Yeah, that's so far out. She could get ousted. That's scary to think. You can never predict how these things are going to go. And the election in New Zealand is Saturday.
Starting point is 00:04:33 So tomorrow. God, I've got to go vote tomorrow. And Brie hasn't voted yet, yeah. That's all right. I'll vote tomorrow morning. You've got time, yeah. I'm not doing anything. Have a great weekend, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:42 We'll catch you guys next week. Bye, everybody. We'll catch you guys next week. Bye, guys. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend. Good evening, everybody. Happy Friday. It's Bree and Clint. Oh, Friday, one. What a way to start the weekend. One, two, three. G'day, everybody. Happy Friday. It's Brian Clements. Oh, Friday Leshko.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Massive weekend this weekend. The election tomorrow. Yes. Then the All Blacks v Wallabies, the second game of the Bledisloe on Sunday. Binnie plays Spark Arena tonight and tomorrow. It is a humongous weekend. It's all on. Today on the show, Friday Okies here at 5 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:05:27 We're doing John Farnham's The Voice. Yeah, you're the voice. Get out and use your voice and vote. There you go. Go vote. We'll also have our COVID rain check at 5 o'clock today. Your chance to get paid for something that you missed out on because of COVID. We've got so many prizes to give away today, actually.
Starting point is 00:05:42 And that's not an exaggeration, like some radio stations do. We'll give away a pair of AirPods before four o'clock on the show today. But next, what do 12% of Kiwis do? This question for you. Actually, let me rephrase that. What do 12% of Kiwis not do? Vacuum. Probably right, actually.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Wash their sheets more than once a month. Probably right there, too, actually. But that's not what this survey has revealed. Have a think about it. I'll reveal to you next, as New Saunders, what we're not doing. And we really should be doing this thing. Brush our teeth. I hope that's not that.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Well, we all hope, don't we? But it's not always the case. I'll give you the details next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. What do 12% of Kiwis not do? I've just put the question to you. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:06:28 Indoor garden on a regular basis. I reckon it's more like 50%, but no. Probably, yeah. That's the wrong answer for this particular question. 12% of Kiwis don't... Wax. Coming out of winter, I reckon that number's higher too. I'm one of them
Starting point is 00:06:46 No, 12% of Kiwis don't Lock their front door What? Yeah, they still live like it's the 1950s And they're like, I live in a safe neighbourhood I don't need to lock my front door Depends where they live though I mean, you know, my family live in the middle of nowhere
Starting point is 00:07:07 and I'm pretty sure that... Actually, I shouldn't say that. Right. I think they do lock it now that they've got a house. Now you need to say that, eh? Yeah, they definitely lock it. They've just installed a moat with crocodiles in it. There's crocodiles in it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And lions. 12% of Kiwis don't lock their front door, which is the equivalent of 218,880 houses in New Zealand that currently have the front door completely wide open. Just go on in. Whatever you want to do, just go on in, grab whatever you want, and then go back out that same door because it's still unlocked. But, I mean, if you're like, you know, a farmer in Morrinsville
Starting point is 00:07:43 and you live in the middle of nowhere, you know all your neighbours, pretty safe. Well, that's what they want you to think. Isn't it? That's what your neighbours want you to think. Well, I'd be interested to hear if anyone who is in this statistic has been robbed. Do you want to know where the most burglaries have happened
Starting point is 00:07:58 in New Zealand since 2017? Where would it be? It's not going to surprise you. It's Auckland. Yeah. Because there's more houses here. So this list actually is just probably a list of where the most houses are. But the most break-ins in New Zealand since 2017 have happened in Auckland
Starting point is 00:08:13 and then Christchurch and then Hamilton and then Wellington. Yeah, all heavily populated. Yeah, right. And 12% of those houses in those places, front door isn't locked. I'm not saying go and try. I'm just saying. Have you ever thought, oh. I'm just saying. Have you ever thought, oh, I'm just going to leave my car unlocked for a bit just to be a rebel?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Like once or twice, and it's terrifying. It is. We were talking this week about the new iPhone that's just been announced, the iPhone 12. And we're at the pub for lunch today, and number one Apple fanboy Big gay gorgeous Al Comes sauntering over to the table
Starting point is 00:08:48 He's got the iPhone, he's got the iPad He's got the iMac, he's got the Earpods, he's got the Apple Watch Does he have a HomePod? Yes he does Does he have an Apple TV? Maybe not Apple TV And he comes over and he goes, it was urgent
Starting point is 00:09:04 He's like, Br, Bree, Bree, I'm ordering the new iPhone tonight. Do you want me to order you one? Do you want me to order you one? And Bree's like, yo, chill man. I'm like, I don't need it that bad.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Some people need it that bad. Some people want it straight away. Which I get it. If you get excited over it and it's a thing, you know, you save up for then, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:20 There's worse things to be addicted to than a new phone. Go for it. Anyway, this might change some people's opinion because we heard this rumour and it's now been confirmed the new iPhone will not come with a charger or headphones. So first they got rid of the headphone jack
Starting point is 00:09:37 and now they're getting rid of the headphones altogether. Did the iPhone 11 come with headphones? Yeah, and a dongle. Oh, no, no. It did come with a dongle. Oh, no, no. It did come with a dongle. No, they plugged straight in. That's right. They were lightning port headphones.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yes, that's right. Well, I don't think the new iPhone has a port for it. No, it does. It's got a lightning port, the charging port. Oh, it's got the charging port, yeah. But you can only put a charger or your – anyway, the new one's not going to have headphones and it's not going to have a charging plug.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Like, it's going to have the cord, but it's not going to have the plug. They've said that they want you to use a plug that you've already got, but the new cord doesn't plug into your old plug. The old one's plugging on USB. The new one plugs in on USB-C. Which is what everything's moving to, isn't it? Like my, does that mean I can use my new laptop charger then? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Because it's a USB-C. Yes. So I can plug my phone into my laptop charger. No. I think so. No, because on the bottom of the phone is still lightning bolt. Lightning. Yeah, but the.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Wait, no. Yeah. So that's lightning bolt, but then the bit on the other end is USB-C, which you can plug into my laptop charger. Yes, the cord can plug into it. The cord. Oh, God. Anyway, they reckon everyone's got the charger and the headphones,
Starting point is 00:10:53 so they don't want to give out any more. They're saying it's an environmental thing. I kind of get it, but if you don't have the charging bar, you're going to have to buy another charger anyway, which is going to come in more packaging. This blew my mind. According to Apple, there are two billion Apple chargers in the world. 2 billion?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah, and 700 million pairs of white iPhone headphones. I think I'd have half of those in a shoebox in my cupboard, I think. I reckon most girls in New Zealand have got half of those at the bottom of their handbag. And I never can find one. Just coiled up. Yeah, right? I never can find one.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I'm like, where's the damn charger? Where's the bloody pair of headphones? The weird bit is, no one's ever, they're talking about it being e-waste, no one's ever thrown out that charging bit. Have they? No, because you never know when you're going to need it. And you like having them stuck all around the house. Yeah, it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Every time you get a new phone, you're like, oh, just plug it in there or plug it in here. Now I've got a lounge charger. It gives you options. Now I've got a work charger. It's awesome. Yeah, anyway. It's great. If. Now I've got a lounge charger. It gives you options. Now I've got a work charger. It's awesome. Yeah, anyway. It's great.
Starting point is 00:11:46 If you are excited about it, no charger. Thanks, Apple. Thanks a lot. Just leave it out in the sun. It'll charge itself. Give us our headphone jack back. Also, while you're at it. Campus V.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Bree and Clint. The latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is. The latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean joined us on the phone, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean joined us on the phone.
Starting point is 00:12:08 This is going to blow your mind, Brie. Yeah. Nicole Kidman has revealed the role, the movie role that she auditioned for and wished that she'd got. Oh, so she didn't get it.
Starting point is 00:12:16 She didn't get it and you'll know this role too. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Look, this story actually wound me up a little bit because no one in the world
Starting point is 00:12:24 could ever play the role in Notting Hill like Julia Roberts did. Maybe Meryl Streep because Meryl Streep could play Batman and she'd do a good job of it. She would. But other than her, can you? Yep, she could. Nicole Kidman auditioned for the role of the star of Notting Hill
Starting point is 00:12:40 against, obviously, Hugh Grant. And she would have been good, but I don't think anyone could ever top the role of Julia Roberts in that movie. She's so good in it. Julia Roberts is like, makes that film. Let's
Starting point is 00:12:55 role play it. Let's take the most important line from that film and imagine this line being done by Nicole Kidman. Are you ready? Okay. Don't forget, I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. Okay, now imagine that it's a red-headed Australian chick. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:13:15 And don't forget, I'm just a chiller standing in front of a bloke asking him to bloody love her. And shag her. That's all I bloody want. Mr. True Blue. Bloke. No, you're so right, Dean. It probably wouldn't work, Dean.
Starting point is 00:13:31 It had to be Julia Roberts. It wouldn't work. That is the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, thanks to Panasonic. There you go. Their true wireless earbuds with dual hybrid noise cancelling are in stores right now. Bree and Clint. My sister and I had a conversation where she brought up something that happened when we were real young.
Starting point is 00:13:49 How young? I reckon she would have been probably eight or nine. Right. So I would have been, oh no, maybe a bit older. She would have been like nine or ten and I would have been like eight. Right, okay. And she was like, oh yeah, and I've got this horrid scar on the top of my foot from you. And I was like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:14:08 And she's like, yeah, remember that time you threw that ruler at me and it landed on the top of my foot and I needed stitches? Stitches from a ruler. This is what she was saying. And I was like, you have got this story all wrong because, fair enough, we did have a fight. Yes. And then she went to throw
Starting point is 00:14:25 a ruler at me. Plastic ruler, wooden ruler. Plastic one. Yeah. And she went to throw the ruler at me and instead, she was unco, she threw it down at her foot and it hit her in the top of the foot and she had to get stitches. So she threw it at herself? Yeah. But she was trying to throw
Starting point is 00:14:41 it at me. Yeah, is that still your fault? How is it my fault? You would have been doing something. I've known you long enough that people don't just throw it at me Yeah, is that still your fault? How is it my fault? You would have been doing something I've known you long enough That people don't just throw things at you for no reason I was a saint as a kid No Yeah, I was
Starting point is 00:14:52 No Okay, that's not true And then anyway, she was like having a go at me And I was like, okay, what about the time You poured a bowl of hot cereal on my head? Yeah Siblings are ruthless And you get away with things with your siblings
Starting point is 00:15:06 that you could not get away with in the real world, you would go to prison for it. And you just grow up together and your parents say it's good for you. They say, oh, it's good to have siblings. Yeah, it's good to get roughed up. It helps you learn about relationships and things like that.
Starting point is 00:15:18 We were country kids, so stuff went down in our house. My brothers and I were ruthless. And I don't remember throwing anything at my brothers. If you ask them, they might say a different story. But I can remember vividly. Typical oldest child comment. I don't remember throwing anything.
Starting point is 00:15:34 You're like, I didn't do anything. I wasn't a chucker. But I remember having a spade thrown at me by one brother. Like what? Like a metal spade? Like a wooden, no, like a metal garden spade. Full size spade. You know those 40 gallon drums we had those that is a rubbish bin i had the lid of one of those thrown at me and you know those screwdrivers that are like 40 centimeters long and one of those thrown at me yeah but did it hit you no i'm fast man so you're fine yeah i'm fine
Starting point is 00:16:00 it's like matrix i'm fine doesn't mean I can't still hold it against that person. My brother fired a full-on Shanghai at me once. Shanghai? A Shanghai. People always think a slingshot is a slingshot, but it's actually a Shanghai. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Anyway, it was like these Shanghais that my dad bought us and they had ball bearings in the handle. Jesus Christ. Why did your dad buy you a slingshot with ball bearings in it? Because we lived in the country. Anyway, he got one of the ball bearings and he fired this ball bearing at me and it hit this glass window, this glass door actually, and shattered the whole thing. My dad got angry at us when we threw a cricket ball around.
Starting point is 00:16:37 What did your dad expect to happen? Actually, I'm not going to say that on the radio. He wanted you to kill things, didn't he? No, no, no, no. It wasn't to kill things. It wasn't to kill things. I was going to say that on the radio. He wanted you to kill things, didn't he? No, no, no, no. It wasn't to kill things. It wasn't to kill things. I was going to say something else that my dad would do. One time my dad caught us because we lived in the country.
Starting point is 00:16:51 We would have a big wood pile. Yeah. And to obviously fuel our wood heater. To fuel your wood addiction. Yeah. Anyway, one time he caught us in the wood pile lighting fires and he was like, what are you bloody kids doing? You shouldn't be lighting fires.
Starting point is 00:17:07 You should get some better starter fuel to light the fire. And I was like, Dad. He goes, get over here. You each get three ball bearings as punishment. Three ball bearings. So the ball bearing to the butt cheek. Yeah, that is not recommended, any of that chat just there. But anyway, I was thinking,
Starting point is 00:17:25 I wonder what siblings have thrown at their other siblings. Nothing's out of bounds when it comes to your siblings, especially if it's a heated argument and especially if you feel like you're right in the argument. I feel like there would be a lot of injuries and scars from sibling fights. Okay, 0800-DARLS-ZM, what did your sibling throw at you? That's the one. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:17:44 You can text us on 9696 also. You know, just vent. Bree and Clint. What did you throw at your sibling? I feel like it's a very common thing. Sibling rivalry. We all throw stuff at each other when we get angry. What's the age over which it's unforgivable?
Starting point is 00:18:00 Like, I reckon anything under 14, you have to let it go. Your sister needs to let it go Because it happened when you guys were 10 So she's got to let it go No, I feel like siblings literally hang on to that stuff forever Because my sister has had a go at me Over the last couple of days And she's like, you know you're the reason for this scar on my foot Yeah, right
Starting point is 00:18:19 And I was like, you were throwing a ruler at me And you hit yourself How was that my fault? Someone actually texted in and they said, I threw a punch at my sister's nose. She rung the police and when they turned up, they said they wouldn't do anything as it's just sibling rivalry. Wow.
Starting point is 00:18:36 When they left, my sister threw a toy at me and said, that's sibling rivalry, bitch. Ben's called up. G'day, Ben. Hi, Ben. Did you throw something? Hey, yeah, yeah. I was a summer.
Starting point is 00:18:50 I was 25 or something. I threw a wood saw at my sister, like a kid's wood saw. You threw a wood saw at your sister? Yeah, yeah, like a proper metal sharp saw at my sister. And did it hit her? Yeah, it hit her in the leg. I got forgiven for it. How old were you?
Starting point is 00:19:07 I was five or six. What? Okay, all right. What are you doing, Ben? You're crazy. Oh, yeah, something like that. What are your parents up to?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Ben's like she deserved it. Yeah, but why is a five or six-year-old hanging out with a wood saw? He was probably doing some, you know, training work. Yeah, when you've got
Starting point is 00:19:23 your little workbench and you're cutting up bits of scrap wood sort of thing, just mucking around. I don't understand. Five or six year old. Ben's like, yeah, I was just knocking together a new deck. Morgan's here. G'day, Morgan. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Hi, happy Friday. Morgan, was it you that threw something or did you get something thrown at you from a sibling? I threw something. Go on, confess., was it you that threw something or did you get something thrown at you from a sibling? I threw something. Go on, confess. What was it? I threw a flying fox and it had a metal handle at my little sister. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:57 And what damage did it cause? She's got a pretty gnarly scar now and she still has to have stitches. Where's the scar? On her forehead. Like Harry Potter. Yeah, it's like a Harry Potter scar. Do you ever make the joke, Morgan? Yeah, she's still pretty mad at me.
Starting point is 00:20:15 We were like probably eight and six. You should make the joke. You know why you got that scar on your forehead? They cut something off your forehead. Because she's a dickhead. She's not a muggle. No, because cut something off your forehead. It's not a muggle. No, because she's a dickhead. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I wonder where you're going. We do that to my brothers sometimes. Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi. Who threw something? Was it you or was it a sibling? No, it was my sister at me. Oh, what did she do, Rachel? She threw a dart from a dartboard
Starting point is 00:20:48 at me as I was walking past. No fight. Um, and it got stuck in my thigh. Oh. Bullseye. How old are you? Let's hope it didn't hit her in the bullseye. True. No, she she would have been four
Starting point is 00:21:04 and I would have been about seven. Who pulled it out? Oh my god, she was four. If that happened to my kid, I would have been four and I would have been about seven. Who pulled it out? Oh, my God, she was four. If that happened to my kid, I would be terrified and I'd take them to the doctor with the dart still in their leg. I'd be like, I don't know what to do. Who pulled the dart out? I pulled it out myself and we carried on playing.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Oh, good stuff. Kids are rough and tumble, you know. Just spit on it, rub it a bit. All right, we're good to go. Yeah, all right. Thanks, Rach. That's good. And Jessie, hi. G'day, Jessie. Oh, hi. You know Just spit on it Rub it a bit Alright we're good to go Yeah Alright thanks Rach That's good And Jessie hi G'day Jessie
Starting point is 00:21:27 Oh hi Was it you that threw Something at a sibling Yes I did I love all these people Calling up to confess This afternoon It's so good
Starting point is 00:21:36 Get it off your chest Jessie What did you throw So I threw A bag of dog poo At my sister Wow So you bagged it up first and then threw it.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So it's a premeditated act. No. So we were at the playground and then she was being cheeky on the playground. Yeah. So I saw an open bag of dog poo. Wait. It was a random. It was a random dog.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Random dog poo. Yeah, we didn't have a dog at the time. You threw someone else's dog poo at your sister. Well, I didn't touch the poo. I just touched the bag, but yep. Yeah, and where did it hit her? On the cheek. Okay, you win.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Did you do, was it like a hammer throw? Did you like swing, swing, swing? Nailed it. I like did it out the side of my like, like a backhand throw and it went through the playground. Like Sonny Bill Williams with a dog poo offload. Jessie, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, good stuff. Thanks, Jessie. Brie and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.
Starting point is 00:22:44 One second. Me versus Bree. Bree versus me in a rapid fire song guessing competition. If you can pick the winner correctly, you can win yourself free mobile fuel. Correct. The person who got through first was you, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Good, thanks. Who do you want to play for you this afternoon? I'm going to go with Clint. Got it. No worries. I'm your man, Jenna. If I win, you get mobile fuel. And Tim, if Bree wins, you get it.
Starting point is 00:23:11 All right, Tim-o-matic, let's do this thing. Tim-o-matic. Let's go. Tim-o-matic. Let's go. What a throwback. Tim-o-matic. What was Tim-o-matic's song?
Starting point is 00:23:20 He had a few good bops. No, he did. Tim-o-matic. We should play one for Friday, Jen. He was like the Australian Jason Derulo. He said his few good bops. No, he did. Tim O'Maddy. We should play one for Friday Jam. He was like the Australian Jason Derulo. He said his name in every song. I hosted a Carols by Candlelight with him a few years ago. Did you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:33 That's good. Alright, well if Tim O'Maddy comes up in the one second song challenge then you should get it. Yeah, I should get it. Producer Anastasia runs the game. Hello. Hello guys. This week we're doing Richest Singers, so Tim Matic probably won't be making it. Hey, you don't know that.
Starting point is 00:23:49 He had a few Aussie hits. Yeah, okay, cool. Let's start off with song number one. Clint. Rihanna, Paul McCartney, Kanye West, 4-5 seconds. And the artist we were going for there is Paul McCartney, who's got a net worth of $1.2 billion. Billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:24:10 I'm glad he's a billionaire. A Beatle should be a billionaire. Yeah, that's good. Let's go to song number two. Three. My heart will go on Celine Dion. That's correct. Celine Dion has a net worth of $800 million.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Whoa! Shall we go for it? $800 million. How much of that do you reckon would be the residency that she did? In Las Vegas. A fair bit. But a fair bit of it would have been the Titanic soundtrack. Oh, that's true.
Starting point is 00:24:40 A fair bit would just be the amazing career that spans over a number of years. Oh, yeah. A fair bit of it would be her shoe collection as well. Yeah, she's got a fair bit in shoes. Yeah. Let's go for song number three. Clint. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Madonna. Like a Prayer. That's correct. Madonna has a net worth of $570 million. Does she? Yeah. That's enough money to stop. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:10 You know? That's enough money to not do any more albums. Nah, I'd back her in. Get it, Madge. Get it, Madge. You know? You know my theory on getting rich. Quit while you're ahead.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Stop trying. You're rich. Stop trying. Stop trying. Anyway rich Stop trying Stop trying Anyway Here's song number four Clint Shania Twain
Starting point is 00:25:33 Looks like we made it That's incorrect Damn it Three Think hard You know this one My baby They said
Starting point is 00:25:47 I'll bet We'll never make it But just look at the sun God damn it. Two. One. Look at me now. You're still the one.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Still the one. No point. No point. Okay. Good song though. And she has. Low point. Low point. Okay. Good song, though. And she has a net worth of $400 million. Good on Shania. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:11 What a babe. Go the girls. Here's song number five. Great. Clint. That is Beyonce and Halo. Queen B comes in with a net worth of $400 million, which is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I thought it would be more than that. Yeah, but you've got to remember she's early in her career, like when she's Paul McCartney's age. Is she that early? No, sorry, I mean early. She's 20-plus years in the game. She's earlier in life. She's earlier than the Beatles, yes, if that's the comparison.
Starting point is 00:26:43 She's got plenty more left in the tank, I think. Comparted with Jay-Z, they're a billionaire couple, though. That's true. All right, we're sitting at tie-break at the moment. Here's song number six. Break. That's J-Lo. What is this song called?
Starting point is 00:27:04 I'm not helping you with this one. Three, two. What is this song called? I'm not helping you with this one Three Two That's real I'm real I'm real Jennifer Jennifer Lopez
Starting point is 00:27:14 Jenny from the block Oh yeah That's correct JLo Our last one comes in Oh A tie With Beyonce
Starting point is 00:27:23 400 million 400 million yeah Not bad. Jenna, we did it. Free mobile fuel coming your way. Yay. Also loving all the females in that list. Yeah, that's amazing. That's good stuff. What do you reckon, what do you reckon,
Starting point is 00:27:35 Lord's worth? Oh, that's a great question. Bree and Clint. I was scrolling through Facebook and I saw this article and it was titled, The Best Lessons You Should Have Learned Before Your 30th Birthday. Oh, judgmental. And I was like...
Starting point is 00:27:52 Everybody develops at their own pace. I was like, okay, well, I'm 30 now and this might be good and helpful for people that aren't 30 yet. Yeah, or a lot of pressure. And then you can also test yourself if you're over 30 if you've learnt these things. Right, yeah, okay. So I've picked out some of them because it was quite a long list and I was going to test you and I to see if we've learnt this or not. Good, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:11 So number one, don't buy silk or white and definitely not white silk. I've never bought silk in my life. Except for a silk pillowcase actually and now I didn't buy that. No, no, no. No silk pillowcase? No, don't buy silk anything. I've got a silk pillowcase actually and now I didn't buy that. No, no, no. No silk pillowcase? No, don't buy silk anything. I got a silk pillowcase. It's nice. Not white silk. It's meant to give you less wrinkles. Remember the time you bought
Starting point is 00:28:32 black sheets? That was also a decision made by you. Yeah, I leave linen decisions up to my wife. It says here that silk, no matter what you do with it, it's always going to crinkle. It's hard to wash and if it's white, I mean, we know what happens to... No one in our generation has money for silk anyway, so that's fine.
Starting point is 00:28:48 No, well, that's true. We're good. Number two, rolling on from that, if in doubt, iron it. Furthermore, don't buy anything that requires ironing. That is such a good point. I never buy anything if I know that I'm going to have to iron it every time I wear it because I won't wear it. I've got so many nice shirts.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah. And how many times do you see me wearing a shirt? Like, never. Yeah, you're always topless, actually, around me. I'm like, put a shirt on. Like, it's a workplace. Ironing feels like the biggest waste of life. I never iron anything.
Starting point is 00:29:18 It takes so long. Yeah. Even if it's, like, on the cusp, I'm like, nah, it'll be fine. Do you know you can take it to the dry cleaners and they do your ironing, but it's like $5 a shirt. Is it $5 a shirt? Yeah. God.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I've been tempted though. My auntie used to have an ironing lady. Yeah. And I remember thinking, I was like, that's such a weird thing. Who would come over and do all of her ironing once a week? They should launch Uber Iron. Yeah, that'd be pretty good. Not as fun as Uber Eats, but, you know, still pretty good.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Number three, these are things that you should have learnt before you're 30. If you're meant to transfer someone money, do it on the spot. Don't wait later. Yeah, you will always forget, which reminds me I owe someone $103. When? From when? About two weeks ago. Oh, see, that's not okay. For the All Blacks game this weekend.
Starting point is 00:30:03 No. Jamie, if you're listening, I'll transfer you the money after this. I know there's a few people out in the producer's booth who feel the same on this topic.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Like, I hate when you have to, if you pay for something for someone and you have to ask them, I never end up asking. But like, how rude if they don't transfer you
Starting point is 00:30:21 the money? Like, you don't want to ask them to transfer it to you. Yeah, like a lunch or something. Yeah. Like, oh, can you get this? I'll pay you back afterwards. Yeah. And then they don't transfer you the money. Like you don't want to ask them to transfer it to you. Yeah, like a lunch or something. Yeah. You're like, oh, can you get this? I'll pay you back afterwards. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:27 And then they don't. Rude. Rude. You need to show up to their house with a lead bat. You're like, give me my money. Okay, well, maybe not that far. Give me my money. And then you just smash that letterbox over.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Number four, the men slash women who are most likely to approach you probably aren't the ones you want to date. Oh. I haven't been approached in such a long time, so irrelevant. But, I mean, I kind of see what they're saying. That's cynical. I fully agree with it. How are you meant to find anyone?
Starting point is 00:31:01 You need to go find the person you want to be with. Ugh. Nah. Why? Put in some work. Nah. You're not meant to find anyone. You need to go find the person you want to be with. Ugh, nah. Why? Put in some work. Nah, sometimes true love just happens. Number five, I don't know what number we're up to. Your back hurts because you sit like an idiot.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Is that what it is? Oh my God, that's me. Yeah, right. That is me. I have the worst posture. The lesson you should learn before you hit 30 is your back hurts for no reason. That's what being 30 actually is. My back hurts after I have a sleep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Like from laying down. And I'm like, this is my life now. Anyway, number 74, I think that's what we're up to. Don't spend money on sunglasses. You'll sit on them. Or you'll lose them. Am I allowed to disagree? You can disagree. The more you spend on the sunglasses, subconsciously the better care you take on them. Or you'll lose them. Am I allowed to disagree? You can disagree.
Starting point is 00:31:45 The more you spend on the sunglasses, subconsciously the better care you take of them. That's weirdly, that's just how it works, up to a certain amount. Yeah, I have a sunglass fetish, so I don't agree with that one. Kinky. Yeah, I love sunglasses. I've got so many and I'm just obsessed because they always fit. That's why I like them.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Number 100, literally no one cares why you're late. This is my favourite one out of the whole thing. No one cares why you're late. Yeah. Just say, sorry, I'm late and move on. Exactly. And don't be late in the first place, to be honest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:16 There's no excuse. Unless there is an excuse. And I read a really good thing which said instead of apologising for being late, if it's genuinely not your fault, you shouldn't say like Russian to the man and go, sorry I'm late. You should say, thanks for waiting for me. You flip the script and you put it back on them
Starting point is 00:32:33 and you're not apologising. You're saying, hey, thanks. I appreciate you guys waiting for me. Thank you. Yeah. Interesting. And the last one that I've taken out of things and lessons you should learn before you're 30,
Starting point is 00:32:43 you shouldn't be tired all the time. Get a blood test. Really? That's what they say, yeah. Because, I mean, you could have like different iron deficiencies or whatever and you can feel better. I'm going to take an iron test. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:56 And the doctor's going to go, sir, your results are back. You have a kid. Can't do anything for that, unfortunately. We don't have any pills for that. There is no pills or drugs that can help you now Kira, I'm Jane Yee I'm Alex Casey And I'm Duncan Grave
Starting point is 00:33:12 We are the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time We bloody love reality telly If we sound like your type on paper Join us each week for your fix of reality TV news, recaps and gossip On The Real Pod, it's perfectly fine to like reality TV. It's a safe space, so let down your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve, and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. Okay, what have you got to do this weekend, Bree? What's the most important thing? I've got a few important things. I've got to go to the Benny concert, and I've got to go to the All Blacks vs Wallabies game.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Right, anything else? I've got to clean poos up off of my floor. You've got to vote, all right? You've got to vote. And I've got to vote. You have to use your voice. Of course I'm voting. Because you are the voice.
Starting point is 00:34:25 And that's why this afternoon for Friday, okay, we're doing John Farnham, You're the Voice. Now, I'm going to be honest about this. This song selection has copped a little bit of heat from some people at ZM. Who? I'm not going to name names. Oh, yeah, I heard that in the office, which...
Starting point is 00:34:45 But there were a couple of people saying this song sucks. What a load of BS. They don't know good music if they're saying this song sucks. I'm sorry. No one under 30 has ever said that sentence, but you're right. You're so right. It's a great song to sing together, to unite people at the pub. You know?
Starting point is 00:35:06 This song brings people together. It does. And that's why today for Friday Okie, we want you to tell us who did a better John Farnham. Bree and I have both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. The more we do this segment, the more I think we need to spend longer with that audio engineer. I didn't have a good week this week. You're going to hear mine because I selected the song. And then you're going to hear Bree's
Starting point is 00:35:26 Good luck to both of us No voting until you've heard both Good luck to you, I'm going to need it too The clapping is done by hand too That's part of the judging It's all foley, yeah We have The chance to turn the pages over We can write what we want to write
Starting point is 00:35:51 We gotta make ends meet Before we get much older We're all someone's daughters We're all someone's sons How long can we look at each other Down the barrel of a gun You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear
Starting point is 00:36:28 Oh, whoa We're not gonna live in silence We're not gonna live in fear Oh, whoa Pretty good. Oh, whoa. Pretty good. That's my best John Farnham. Shit, that was funny.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I don't even want to play mine, to be honest. I'm happy for you to take the win. Yours will be good because you're a native. Yeah, well, I feel like after we play this, I'm not going to be allowed back in the country. The good news is you're not allowed back in the country anyway. Well, that's true. You can't leave.
Starting point is 00:37:14 I'm not losing anything at this point. Okay, Bree's song. I'm going to dedicate this, your version, to the Wallabies. No, it's crap. So that means the Wallabies will play crap. That's why I'm dedicating it to the Wallabies. Here it comes. Breeze Friday Oaky. Is it the best one?
Starting point is 00:37:31 You have to decide, New Zealand. So listen up. My clapping's not even good either. We have the chance to turn the pages over. We can write what we want to write. We got to make it as me before we get much older. Roll someone's daughter Roll someone's son How long can we look at each other
Starting point is 00:38:17 Down the barrel of a gun Bring it home! You're the voice, a gun Bring it home! You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live in fear Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I think you and I...
Starting point is 00:38:48 That sounds like a dead cat. That's probably one of the worst ones I've ever done. I think we just decreased voter turnout. John Farnham. I see why he's called the goat. Someone has to win this round of Friday Okie and we want you guys to decide who it is. Phone lines are open.
Starting point is 00:39:06 0800 dials it in. We're looking for five calls to decide it. I don't know if I want to take votes. I'm happy to give you the win. And if the Wallabies are listening, that was for you. All right, Kia kaha. I tried my best. So did I.
Starting point is 00:39:19 We all tried our best, and we need a winner. So give us a call. We're back with the results. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. Brie and Clint, this is Friday Oki, where we've just sung our little hearts out, looking for your approval doing John Farnham's You're the Voice.
Starting point is 00:39:37 There's a text on the text machine that's just given me the biggest laugh. Someone goes, when Brie tried to hit the high note in the first verse, I clenched and almost shat myself in gridlock traffic. It was so bad, it was good. Play that part again. The TV machine doesn't get enough credit during Friday Oaky. You guys are very funny.
Starting point is 00:40:00 It really doesn't. People are so funny. Someone said, best, worst Friday-oke ever. What they're referring to is our attempt at singing John Farnham that sounded like this. Me. When I'm gonna live in fear. And Brie.
Starting point is 00:40:20 When I'm gonna live in fear. It's actually quite a meaningful choice this week, you know. We want you to use your vote, your voice in the election. It's where you get to have your say. Yeah. And also we're playing Australia this weekend, so it's a little nod to our cousins across the ditch. Let's start with Hayley and the voting. Oh, voting, because it's voting weekend too.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Oh, voting. Hi, Hayley. Oh, voting. Hi, Hayley. Oh, circle. Hi, Hayley. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you, mate?
Starting point is 00:40:49 Good, thank you. Are you the person who shat themselves in traffic listening to this? Let's hope not. No, that was not me. That might have been a disaster. Yeah, I'm hoping they didn't.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Who's got it? Who won Friday Oki this week? Hey, Clint, you sounded awesome, but I'm going to give it to Bree today. Is that because he's Aussie and I'm Aussie? No, no. Oh, you think I just had it?
Starting point is 00:41:10 No, I reckon you sounded like a dead cat, but I reckon you sounded alright, girl. There you go. Thanks, Hayley. Well, that was very, um, I like that. Very complimentary. Appreciate it. Thanks, Hayley. Have a great weekend. Neil's here. G'day, Neil. Hi, Neil. I vote for Bree. She's much more professional, more polished.
Starting point is 00:41:27 It had real bite, like you're really focused on the words. And it's how I'd sing it when I'm singing it to myself. Yeah, right. The passion, Neil. With the passion. Yeah, you had everything. That's great. Okay, and you're very to the point.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Can I get some feedback on my performance too, Neil? I think you were trying a bit hard. Something was missing. Neil, you're like the Simon Cowell. Can you call back next week? I like it.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Neil's a savage. Yeah, I like that, Neil. Love you, Neil. Have a great weekend, pal. Beads here. Neil hung up before we hung up on him. Yeah, he's out of here.
Starting point is 00:42:03 He's got things to do. Beads here. G'day, Beads. Hi, Beads. How you doing? Yeah, good. Good, Beads. You heard both. Who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? I think Clint and you did pretty good. Oh, thanks, Beads. Thanks, Beads. You and Neil definitely have differing opinions.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I thought your course was pretty good. You thought my course was... Oh, good. I thought my course was the worst bit, so thanks, Beads. I really appreciate it. Have a good weekend, mate. 2-1 Bree. Let's go to Michelle. Hi, Michelle was the worst bit. So thanks, Bede. I really appreciate it. Have a good weekend, mate. 2-1, Bree. Let's go to Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Hey, how are you going? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thanks. That's good. Who are you voting for? Clint, please. You're voting for Clint?
Starting point is 00:42:36 Yes, please. No worries. Hey, I appreciate that. You've kept me alive in the game and you've taken us to tie break. Where the final vote... Oh, this is a stitch-up. It's from Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree final vote, oh this is a stitch up, is from Bree Hi Bree
Starting point is 00:42:46 Hello, how's it going? Good mate, come on don't let me down, we've got the same name Who are you voting for? Well it's pretty close but I think I definitely have to stick with, Bree's have got to stick together. Yes mate, the Breezy's. The Bree's have taken
Starting point is 00:43:03 it out Appreciate you calling up Bree I'll see you at the weekly meeting next week this. Yes, mate. The Breezes. The Breezes have taken it out. Appreciate you calling up, Bree. I'll see you at the weekly meeting next week, alright? Yeah, fantastic. Breeze Anonymous. You're on the breeze. Congratulations. Here's your encore. Is it an omen? The Australians winning Friday Oki and the Australians winning this weekend. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's Birthday Banger. All right, come on. Birthday Banger for a Friday. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:43:45 We'll find out what was number one on these three people's 16th birthdays and we'll play the best one. Hi, Princess Jasmine. Hello, Jasmine. Hi. How's Aladdin? That's a horrible joke. I apologise.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Let's just get to your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of December, 92. Can I just say you started that. Yeah, I think I did it better. Yeah, you. I think mine was more subtle. And you were like, how's Aladdin?
Starting point is 00:44:10 You influenced me. Jasmine. Does the R go there? How's the tiger going, Jasmine? How's the tiger? You were 16 in 2008 on the 11th of December. And Jasmine, this is your birthday banger. It's a great birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah, I can't complain. Vintage Katy Perry. It's good. That's a great one. I love this song. And it would go well on a Friday too. That's an important bit of Birthday Banger on a Friday. Let's go to Todd.
Starting point is 00:44:46 G'day, Todd. Hello, Todd. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, man. How are you? Toddy from the ding, mate. Brian Mann, happy days.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Toddy from the what? From the ding. Field ding. Field ding. Yes, fielding. Shout out to fielding. I've never heard of fielding called the ding. Todd, do you know Producer Caitlin? She's from Fielding.
Starting point is 00:45:07 No, she's not. You're making this mistake. I just told her she doesn't get any respect, but she's in the background, and she told me not to drop the F-bomb, so I'm going to say funnily enough. No, Todd. I'm going to put you on hold, mate, in a second.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Caitlin's from Feely. Oh, I always get that wrong Todd Sorry Todd Yeah What's your birthday brother? 16th Yes
Starting point is 00:45:32 Of the 2nd Yeah 1985 I love your energy Todd This is so great You were 16 in 2001 I love my energy! I'm the 16th!
Starting point is 00:45:48 What time did Todd start drinking? Toddy, is it a big weekend coming up, mate? No, no, no. I've got work to do, but we're just having fun with the kids, mate. Just good energy. Well, hopefully I feel like this birthday banger you're about to get, which is yours, might match your energy. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:46:03 One more time. Oh, baby. Banger. Darth Punk. All the kids dancing inside, mate. We're having a ball. Big Daddy Toddy. Oh, you know it, mate.
Starting point is 00:46:19 You know it. That was my nickname, but we don't want to glow. Love you, Todd. Wait there, pal. Hang on. He's a good time. One more birthday banger for Frank. G'day, Frank. Hi, Frank. Hello, guys glow. Love you, Todd. Wait there, pal. Hang on. He's a good time. One more birthday banger for Frank. G'day, Frank.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Hi, Frank. Hello, guys. How are you? Good. Frank, what's your birthday, Frank? Gosh, I tell you, I wish I had as much energy as Todd did. What is your birthday, Frank?
Starting point is 00:46:44 My birthday is February the 8th. Yep. 1930. The last girl laughed when I told her my birthday too. Are you 100, Frank? No, he'd be 90. He'd be 90. Yeah. 91.
Starting point is 00:47:01 91. Sorry, I put a few extra years on you. What's going on? Are we being rickrolled this afternoon? No, Frank, he's made it to 91. 91. Sorry, I put a few extra years on you. What's going on? Are we being rickrolled this afternoon? No, Frankie's made it to 91. All right. Yeah, no, sorry, Frank. No disrespect. Let's see your birthday.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Frank, you were 16 in 1946. On the 8th of February. And Frank, let's go all the way back to 1946. Here's your birthday banger. Let us know, let us know, let us know. When we finally kiss goodnight. I love this song. You remember that one?
Starting point is 00:47:31 I definitely do. Does that bring back some memories, Frank, or do you not have any left? That's not very nice, mate. Frank, when you came over on The Endeavour, how was that? Love you, Frank. I think Toddy wins birthday banger. We had some characters today, but I've got to give it to my boy, Todd.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Todd, you did it, mate. Congratulations. You won birthday banger. Oh, get out of here, boss. Celebrate, Toddy. Oh, hands down. Hey, you guys are bloody well a good entertainers eh?
Starting point is 00:48:08 My kids are jumping all over me I'm getting spear tackled. Bring it Clint. He's a birthday beggar. See him. One more time We're gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing
Starting point is 00:48:39 One more time We're gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it, oh yeah One more time One more time We're gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright
Starting point is 00:49:23 Don't stop the dancing One more time We're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing, one more time We're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, stop the dancing, one more time Mmm, I know I'm just feeling Celebration tonight Celebrate. Don't wait too late. No, we don't stop. You can't stop.
Starting point is 00:49:59 We're gonna celebrate. One more time. One more time One more time One more time A celebration You know we're gonna do it right Tonight Hey Just feel it
Starting point is 00:50:21 This has got me feeling the need Need Yeah Just feel it Music's got me feeling the need Need Yeah Come on Alright We're gonna celebrate One more time Celebrate and dance so free
Starting point is 00:50:39 Music's got me feeling so free Celebrate and dance so free One more time Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate Celebrating dance so free One more time Music's got me feeling so free
Starting point is 00:50:58 We're gonna celebrate Celebrating dance so free One more time Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, this got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, this got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, this got me feeling so free
Starting point is 00:51:21 We're gonna celebrate,ate and dance One more time We're gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance One more time We're gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance Friday vibes For birthday banging this afternoon
Starting point is 00:51:42 Daft Punk for Toddy Who called back during that song, by the way. Firstly, asking for producer Caitlin, and we had to break it to him. First of all, she doesn't work at ZM anymore. And second of all, that's on a different show. And then he goes, all right, well, what do I win as a prize? We had to break it to him. Nothing.
Starting point is 00:51:59 The song is the prize. He goes, that's all right. See you later. Have a good weekend. So, you know. What a great segment. What a great segment. What a great Friday. I've got a little bit of Trump science for you this afternoon. Comes from
Starting point is 00:52:11 China. Comes from China. I want to be accurate. Virus comes from China. Donald Trump has come out and said exactly how he beat baldness. He said at one stage he was starting... With a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah, he was starting to lose that glorious rug of his. And it is, isn't it just... What a travesty he did. Isn't it just such a beautiful mop of hair? It would be a... I mean, I would love to see him shave it. You know how some guys you go, there's so little left there. It's like Prince William.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I think he would look awesome with a bald head. Yeah. I love men with bald heads. I think it would look awesome with a bald head. Yeah. I love men with bald heads. Well. I think it looks great. He didn't Vin Diesel it. He didn't beat it to the crutch. But that's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:52:51 He is bald now. He just has hair on the side. Yeah, so just cut it off. Just take it off. Just cut it off. He will look that much younger and that much better. I get it if you're a man too. It's a big psychological barrier to have to break and give up on the hair regrowth dream.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Maybe you don't have to. Maybe you can use Trump's cure. Trump's cure for baldness. What do you think it is? Mayonnaise. Wow, you're close. It's something that you eat. It's something that goes in the mouth.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It's an oral cure for baldness. Grapefruit. Grapefruit. No, it's not that healthy. Sugar. Sugar. Trump's cure for baldness. Trump's science, Trump guarantee.
Starting point is 00:53:26 You want to stop losing your hair? McDonald's fries. He said there's an ingredient in McDonald's fries that stopped the thinning of his hair, and because he eats them every day, that's the reason that he hasn't gone bald. Wait, does he eat McDonald's fries every day? Yeah. Why wouldn't you? If you're Donald Trump why wouldn't you? He literally doesn't care about anything. Does he have a McDonald's
Starting point is 00:53:52 in the White House? Well, he doesn't live in the White House, does he? No, he doesn't. He lives in Trump Tower. Yeah. I wonder if he has his own McDonald's in there. Imagine getting the opportunity to live in the White House and you're like, no, I want to live closer to a McDonald's. My place is better. Anyway. That's the cure. McDonald's in there. Imagine getting the opportunity to live in the White House and you're like, no, I want to live closer to a McDonald's. My place is better. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:54:06 that's the cure, McDonald's fries. Hey. I mean, it's a delicious cure. Delicious. Right? There are worse experiments to make with your own hair.
Starting point is 00:54:18 I'll give them that much. A lot of different types of theme parks in the world. There's a Harry Potter theme park. I saw there's a Harry Potter theme park. I saw there's a Nintendo theme park opening. Nintendo theme park? I think so.
Starting point is 00:54:31 There's a Wet n' Wild theme park called Wet n' Wild. Yep. It's wet and you wouldn't believe it, it's wild. It's wild, yeah. Have you ever been to Wet n' Wild? Nah. I don't mind Wet n' Wild. I'm not much of a shirt-off guy.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Yeah. And I don't want to be the guy at wet and wild in my rash vest. Yeah, the only thing I didn't like is when you're wet and then you have to walk around a theme park and wait in lines and you get a lot of chafe. The worst bit of going on a hydro slide is waiting on the stairs to go back on the
Starting point is 00:54:57 hydro slide. And the wet bodies above you are dripping down the stairs and it's cold, wet, drippy water that you know has come off some other guy's shorts. Yeah. It's gross. It's gross to me. It's not the best.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Well, this isn't that type of theme park. This is a particular type of theme park that has a theme and it's opened in Tokyo. Yes. And it's an adults only theme park. Oh. In the red light district in Tokyo. And it's got a few different features. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Are they radio friendly features? Yeah. Okay. I think so. There's one particular part where you can enjoy entertainment whilst being served by adult entertainers who are in the industry. They've got those theme parks on K Road. Yeah, I know. I don't know what the difference is.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I think it's the other things that you can get. Oh, right. Okay. It's also a five-story theme park, so I think it gets more and more adults only. What are the rides like at this adults only theme park? Depends who you ask. And what is, is there a- They're quite short, the rides.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Well, I heard it's up to you. They don't last long. It's very quick. Very quick. Is there a minimum height to ride? They haven't said if there is, but I think there's a minimum length. Oh, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, that's good too. I think there's a minimum length. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good too. Anyway, yeah, it's five stories and each story is different and has different things. Apparently the second floor offers a more risque entertainment option
Starting point is 00:56:37 where you can get a massage. It's like the Tower of Terror. The higher you go, the more intense it gets. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can get a massage of a certain type uh the third floor uh is where the famous adult actresses are and you can talk to them and mingle yeah uh the fourth floor is known as the silent bar this is a giant strip club by the way this
Starting point is 00:56:58 is not a theme park they've called this is a giant strip club they've called it a theme park and then whatever you want and then when i read how much it costs to get in, I was like, this is definitely not a theme park. How much does it cost to get in? It costs like seven bucks. It's been a while, but please welcome back to the show, a good friend of the Bree and Clint show. It's Kings.
Starting point is 00:57:22 How are you, man? Good, man. Yeah? Where you been? What have you been doing? What, man. Yeah? Where you been? What have you been doing? What's been going on? At home. Like everyone in the world, right?
Starting point is 00:57:31 Yeah. Have you been travelling the world? Nah, man. I wish I could. I don't know. Homeschooling. You had to do that through COVID. How was that?
Starting point is 00:57:39 The most intense thing ever, bro. Firstly, I'm not a good teacher. Yeah. So my daughter failed all the classes just by wait were you marking her papers or what
Starting point is 00:57:49 yeah and just and ticking everything from laziness yeah I love it I've always thought that too that if you had a kid that was school age
Starting point is 00:57:56 during this thing it would make you as a parent feel really dumb because you wouldn't be able to answer the questions of like a primary school
Starting point is 00:58:02 or intermediate age school child you'll be surprised how much you forget unless you have seen that with your kids but no she's one bro i still know more than her at the moment she's still pulling in her pants got that down pat you're here because it's new music day today yeah it is yeah it is you've teamed up with sons of zion for this track yeah man uh shout out to suns on they actually wrote the song and then i just dropped my verse on it oh that's awesome i love that we thought because the song is called help me out
Starting point is 00:58:28 we'd play a bit of a game with you this afternoon yeah so what we've put together is um three questions okay uh which i mean are they hard questions they're meant to be a little bit hard they're a little bit tough yeah we need you to answer two out of three of the questions and one of the questions you can ask us to help you out. Great. So we'll have to answer it. But only one. Only one. One of them.
Starting point is 00:58:48 So choose wisely. And you decide when you want to use that lifeline. So you just say, help me out when you don't want to answer. All right, here we go. Your first question. Kings. Who are you voting for in this election? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Oh, can I swear on this? Yeah you can That's fine it's all good Well you can say that word Yeah yeah I'm not I haven't voted yet You haven't voted
Starting point is 00:59:11 You don't think you're going to vote? Okay well that's a valid answer You can't answer it then Okay So no one So you have to say no one No one Vote though you should vote
Starting point is 00:59:20 Go vote use your voice Okay question number two Question number two Okay Oh is it me? Yeah you ask it vote though you should vote go vote use your voice okay question number two question number two okay what does it mean yeah you ask it oh why am I being left to ask these tough questions
Starting point is 00:59:30 okay when was the last time you indoor gardened yo like just for a game that's why he hasn't voted he hasn't had time I've been gardening yeah he's been gardening
Starting point is 00:59:43 that's amazing he'll get around to it If he can That's hilarious Okay last question And look You don't have to You don't have to use
Starting point is 00:59:51 Your help me out Which you haven't used yet Yeah okay You can answer it If you want The third question For Kings Who is
Starting point is 00:59:59 The most overrated Musician of 2020 Oh I like that one. I mean, there's a lot of TikTok musicians floating around. Yeah, the one hitters and stuff. I'm going to say Help Me Out just because I want to hear what you guys have to say. You're going to say Help Me Out for this one? Yeah, Help Me Out.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Damn it. Okay, all right. You go, Clint. Look, I think, yes, there have been a lot of TikTok songs in 2020. And a lot of them have started to make their way onto the radio as well. You mean all of them? Yeah, I mean literally all of them. All of them.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Some of them have charted. Some of them have charted and some of them are not good. Some of them are not good. Some of them are average. However, there is one artist that is still getting play on Spotify in 2020. And we know this because Ben is still receiving the royalty checks so I'm going to say the most overrated artist
Starting point is 01:00:46 in 2020 is the Hot Mess Express featuring Brian Clidds yes Ben told me the other day that he gets a $3.20 a month royalty check from that song
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