ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 17th 2018

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

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Zed-M! Zed-M! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-M, Brie and Clint. Woo! How good is today gonna be? Oh my god, I've been waiting weeks for this.

It is the final of the Bisexuala. Anne-Lise is currently being prepped. She's in makeup before she comes in here and decides out of Tom and Jade who is going to be her girlfriend slash boyfriend. Slash who she's taking on an overseas trip to Hawaii. I've just done a quick whip around of the office, the ZM office, to see who they're picking. Do you want to know who their favourites are? I would love to know.

Okay. Can you tell me who you think is going to win the bisexual? Tom. Jade. Do you have an idea on who's going to win the bisexual? Jade. I'm thinking Tom. I'm feeling Tom.

Tom. I saw him last night at a bar around midnight. I think he's got it in the bag. Um, Tom, but I want it to be Jade. Brie. Brie's not an option. She is now. Can you tell me who's going to win the bisexual?

Oh, Jade. Jade. I reckon Tom's going to win it. Oh, I think it'll be Jade. Very split out there. Did you make people say... No. That's literally what people think.

That's exactly what they're feeling, including the person who thinks that you're going to appear in the competition somehow and just sweep someone off their feet. What a plot twist. Bree's here to collect the runoff. So whoever loses is going to get an inbox from Bree straight after the show like,

hey, don't feel bad. By the way, want some Uber Eats? Plot twist. I just message everyone that got the shaft from me at least. Don't say got the shaft. Oh. It is. Sorry, my bad.

Going down live on our Facebook page at 5 o'clock. We're live streaming the whole thing. The cool thing, though, as well, is at 4.30, the live stream will be up and it's actually all of the videos you might have missed. Yes. So if you've missed it all and you want to catch up, you can literally watch that in the half an hour leading up to the finale at five. Get some headphones.

Don't leave your desk. Get another tab ready to drop over it if you need to. Don't do any work this afternoon as the bisexualer comes to its gripping conclusion. Next, I've got a list of the top five television shows in the world. Now, this is based on popularity. It takes into account viewer stats, also tweets, Facebook, Instagram, people who talk about shows on social media. If the Big Bang Theory is in there, mate, you know I'm going to kick off.

Have a think about what you think the biggest show in the world is and we'll reveal it to you after Portugal the Man. This is Feel It Still. Bree and Clint, it's one minute after four. ZM. Bree and Clint, it's one minute after four. ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Hey, what do you think the biggest television show in

the world is? Right now? Right now. Now this list here is a little bit different. It's been done by a Kiwi company, but it's global. They're called Parent Analytics They have used social media engagement

Photo sharing, blogging And viewer stats to measure What they think is the biggest show in the world There's so many big ones at the moment Maybe Suits It's been split into two categories Game of Thrones There's an on demand streaming category

Which is your Netflix, your Lightbox, your whatever else you're using. Yeah. Hulu. Stan. And then regular TV, overall TV. Right. I'm going to do the online ones first.

So this is online streaming. Online streaming. From five down to one. Fifth biggest show, Stranger Things. Oh, yeah, big. Fourth biggest show, Stranger Things. Oh, yeah, big. Fourth biggest show, Star Trek Discovery. Who's been watching Star Trek Discovery? Who's been using all our data watching that show?

People that have a fair amount of time. Third is Narcos. Love Narcos. Such a good show. Although gave up after Pablo died. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't really the same. It's like OC when Marissa died. Right.

Pretty much similar. Second is Black Mirror. Such a good show. Can't watch Black Mirror. You can't watch it. I watched the first one where the Prime Minister did that stuff with the pig. Yeah, I mean. And I was like, whoever dreams up this show, I don't want you in my life.

That turned a lot of people off, but I'm telling you, if you stick with it, each episode has a completely different storyline, different cast. It's amazing. Biggest online on-demand show in the world. Yeah. 13 reasons why. Okay. That show was massive for the first season.

Yeah, I'm not keen for the second season. And the second season, it was kind of like, you know, the OC once Marissa died. Now let's go. Oh, come on. I didn't mean it that way. Let's go to overall television show. The fifth biggest show in the world, Vikings.

Oh, yeah, that show. Vikings is like Nordic Lord of the Rings. Not Lord of the Rings. Game of Thrones. Never heard of it. Fourth biggest show, Walking Dead. Love that show. You love Walking Dead?

I am a zombie apocalypse fanatic. Third biggest show I don't know how this is still going Grey's Anatomy Is that still on? I think they're wrapping it up I think they're going to wrap it up What happened to McDreamy?

I think they went through McDreamy And then they got to McSteamy And then they went to McSaucey McSaucey And then they went to SelfSaucey And then they went to SelfServing

Yeah, yeah, SelfServing And then they went to MrBuffet He was the hottest And then they went to McChickenaucey. And then they went to... Self-serving. Yeah, yeah, self-serving. And then they went to Mr. Buffet. He was the hottest. And then they went to McChicken Filet. And it's been downhill since then. Second biggest show in the world. What is it? Game of Thrones.

Yeah, I could see that. It's massive. People love the... The world's biggest show, according to this poll. If you don't make me angry. The most in-demand show, if you say Big Bang Theory, I'm going home for the afternoon, in the whole world, is

Don't. expansion started way back the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built a pyramid math science history unraveling the mystery it all started with a big bang see you guys

bye I'm out no wait we've got a question no I can't I can't deal with that I hate that show this is the biggest show

in the entire world who is watching that? the whole world apparently I feel like a. This is the biggest show in the entire world. Who is watching that? The whole world, apparently. I feel like a nerd has hacked the system and has made it appear like that. We've got a question to ask this afternoon. We don't care what show you love. Let's flip it. What show do you hate?

What is the worst show in the whole world? That's mine right there. That's my contribution. It's in its last season. You don't have long to suffer. Thank God. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Tell us, what's the worst

TV show in the whole world? Bree and Clint on ZM. Speaking of TV shows, the biggest TV show in the whole world is Big Bang Theory. My most hated TV show. You said just before, oh, that's a show for nerds. Someone's texted in, and I think they may be a nerd, Brie, and they said, nerds don't like Big Bang Theory.

It's common denominator humour. Only idiots like Big Bang Theory. Well, I don't like it. So I'm not an idiot. Good. We've asked you a question this afternoon. Don't worry about the best TV show or the most popular. What is the worst show in the whole world?

What show do you just really hate? People have not held back either. They've really opened up on the text machine. I love on the text machine. A lot of votes for Two Broke Girls. People aren't loving that show. Yeah, that's a Big Bang Theory category show. Yeah, a few votes for Shortland Street.

Oh, Shortland Street, but that's iconic. I know. Poonami, how can you say that's bad TV? I love this text. Heartbreak Island, worst and cringiest show ever. Come on, New Zealand, why didn't we just splash out on the rights to Love Island like the Aussies did? Look, we don't have a lot of money, okay?

We've got to do what we can. Yeah, you've got to do what you can. I love this text. Yeah. I hate the show starring Clint with too much makeup on. Hey, excuse me. What's that show called? R&R is a quality current affairs television show

hosted by an up-and-coming television broadcaster who doesn't do his own makeup, okay? Did you cake it on, did you? I didn't do my own makeup. It's just the cameras are so HD that I told you, you need to go with quality Mac products. Hi Heather, what's the worst television show in the world?

Most certainly Shortland Street. And I have to agree with the Big Bang Theory. I was a devoted watcher of Shortland Street for about 25 years. Whoa! And after watching a few other shows for a bit and I kind of gave it a break,

to go back to it, the acting was so horrific. You realise how bad it is. I know what you mean. They pump out so much. They make an episode every single day. And then when you watch something high budget like a Suits or something and you come back, you can like see when they're about to walk into see day and they're like,

oh, hello, doctor. It's like when you look at some of your exes and you're like, was I drunk the whole time? Rebecca, what's the worst television show in the whole world? I'm definitely with Brie on this one. I can't stand the performance. Thank you. Big bang theory.

What do you hate about it, Bec? I don't know. I just can't stand the Big Bang Theory. Thank you. Big Bang Theory. What do you hate about it, Bec? I don't know. I just can't do it. Like, my partner absolutely loves it, and he'll sit there and watch it, but I just can't. I'll go and do something else. Fantastic reminder to everybody, too,

to turn your radio down when you call the radio station. You're such a dick. I'm just saying. I couldn't understand her. It sounded like she was talking to a voice changer. Mitch, worst TV show in the world. Go.

Demon Dale Farm, bro. What is that? It's like every time I was little, I've always gone to Nana's and she was watching at like 12 o'clock. Yeah. It was the worst drama. Emmerdale Farm is what used to be on TV when you had a sick day off school. And you're like, this is so good. I'm going to watch TV all day.

And then there's just Emmerdale Farm, EastEnders, and infomercials on the whole day. They do that on purpose so kids go back to school. Finally, Hannah, what is the worst TV show in the whole world? I mean, it's no Bachelor Australia waste of time, but definitely Pretty Little Liars. Yeah, I've heard that show can drag a little bit. Oh, there's just so many characters, and it's really confusing.

Like, I only started watching it because there's, like, I watched it because there's a girl called Hannah on it, and I was like, oh, it might be interesting. But no, it's just a waste of time. Great reason to choose your television shows, Hannah. Can I also suggest a Miley Cyrus classic to you as well? Oh, Hannah Montana's great. No, no.

It's out of bounds territory right there. Can I also suggest a fantastic current affairs show to you? It's on TV3. It's called R&R. Great host, great topics. The makeup and lighting's amazing. Brie and Clint on ZM. The bisexual finale goes down after five today.

She's picking Tom or she's picking Jade. We don't know what's going to happen, but someone will be picked. Are you ready to tell me who you think she's going to choose yet? I don't want to say. Are you going to say? No, I see you're not going to say. I think we are aligned though. Do you think?

I think. Great. Let's see if we can communicate with a look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we know. Look, it's been going for a while now.

If by some chance you haven't heard about it, she's our 23-year-old bisexual who's on a journey to find love and we're the matchmakers. We've set her up with three guys, three girls. It's dwindled down to one of each, which we didn't plan that. That's just how it's happened. It's just the way it's gone. A boy and a girl.

Yes. A straight dude and a gay chick. Yeah. And one of them is going to get picked to go on an overseas holiday to Hawaii. If you've missed anything, this is going to bring you right up to date for 5 o'clock's final elimination. Okay? Yes. This is the bisexual journey so far.

Six weeks ago, we came up with an idea. To use our platform to showcase more than just your standard boy meets girl and girl meets boy scenario when it comes to finding love. The Bisexualer. It's been more than just another dating show. It's been a social movement to prove that no matter what age, gender, race or sexual preference, we're all just

looking for the same thing. Love. First, we searched the whole of New Zealand to find our brave bisexualer and find we did. And she was great. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old and I'm the bisexualer. We released a picture of her on the internet

and we were bombarded with randy singles of every persuasion. And somehow we managed to swipe our way through to six potential love matches. The American. Hi, my name's Willie. Mr. Air Force. Hi, my name's Mike. Mr. Air Force. Hi, my name's Mike. The designer. Hey, I'm Tom.

Miss Fitness. Hey, I'm Bailey. The actress. Hi, I'm Kim. And the fiery one. Hi, I'm Jade. Righto team, chapsticks and protection ready. Let the speed dating begin. There were sparks flying as one of the dates literally caught on fire. Oh, s***, we're on fire.

Yep, we're safe. And there was your standard amount of awkward small chat. Oh, how's it even? How's it going? Good. The sunshine was so nice. It was such a beautiful day today. Yep.

Yeah. And after just 10 minutes of alone time each, our bisexualer had to farewell two people in the first elimination. It was a thanks but no thanks to Mike and Kim. See you guys. Bye. That's twice in one day I've had my heart broken. Then it was time for some action.

Dates. Dates with action. Activities. You get the idea. Willie went rock climbing and tried to climb Anne-Lise. Did you ask Anne-Lise for a kiss on your date? I did. Yes! Good man! Bailey went speed boating

and she hit some rough water. I still don't feel like there's the connection that I was hoping for. I feel like it's still more friendly. Tom did a reverse bungee but sprung into the headlines more as a bit of a player. So straight up Tom, are you a player? No, I'm not.

I reckon Auckland's just a small place. Auckland's a small place and you've dated everyone in it. No. And Jade, well she just threw a whole lot of shade. You've seen the videos of Tom. What are your impressions? Bit boring for me, but... She also threw Anne-Lise off the Auckland Harbour Bridge. In 3, 2, 1

Bungee! Yeah! Then it was time for She also threw Anne-Lise off the Auckland Harbour branch. One, two, three, two, one, bungee. Then it was time for Anne-Lise to make a decision, which she thought she was pretty sure about. Do you know who's going home? Yep. You do? Really? Until we turn the entire competition on its head with this bombshell.

Anne-Lise, we introduce you to the intruder, Ivana. I knew this was coming. Hi, I'm Ivana and I'm the intruder. Oh, I'm here to f*** shit up. Oh, snap! Ow!

Would their new relationship survive longer than 24 hours? Cue elimination number two, the triple dipper. But before we even got to giving out roses, Anne-Lise was faced with another bombshell. Double bombshell! Before Anne-Lise makes her decision, does anybody want to withdraw from the competition?

Please step forward. Oh, my God, Willie. And Bailey! Oh, word! It did cut the numbers down, though. We were left with our final three. Jade. Tom.

Ivana. And as we all clenched our butt cheeks with anticipation, it was clear that Anne-Lise had found her final two. If Tom would like to accept this rose. If Jade would like to have this rose. One last date each. One chance to win the heart of the bisexualer and that trip to Hawaii.

Things and feelings were starting to get real. My third date with Anne-Lise was really good. A little bit romantic. It was really fun. I really like it. I think it was to the point now if I didn't get chosen, I would be a bit upset about it.

I'd be like, oh, my feelings. Everyone's kind of thinking it's Jade, but I feel like I've come the whole way and I don't know, I want to take it out. She's an awesome girl and I can see her progressing. So who's it going to be, Anne-Lise? Designer Tom or Fiery Jade? Only she knows for sure.

The rest of us will have to watch it live on Facebook. Give the Facebook a cheeky plug. Today, search Brianne Clint. You don't want to miss it. The bisexualer reaches its epic climax. Oh, dear. I probably wouldn't say climax. Sorry. Epic conclusion.

Much better. That's it, lovers. Oh, that gave me goosebumps at the end there. I mean, there's all this, like, you know, it's a radio competition and it's all, you know, bells and whistles and whatever, but some people have gotten really, like feelings from this there are real feelings on the line yeah two people will be happy one person probably a bit gutted it's going down live on our facebook the live stream is starting now if you'd like to jump on there we're going to play all the

videos and a countdown timer to the elimination which begins at five you can view it right now brie and clint on facebook you don't want to miss it i'm so excited brie and clint on zm we have got a chance to win taylor swift tickets six taylor swift tickets because we had two on monday and then jackpotted to four on tuesday and then jackpotted and there's's six today. How much is that prize worth? Six tickets to Taylor Swift? I think it's about 80K. That's a lot. I mean, we're giving away the...

Some quick math there, Clint. Yeah, I said about. That's Ross. That's the man standing between you and the tickets. Can I just say, are you proud of yourself? You've swindled two loyal ZM listeners out of the chance to see Taylor Swift. Look, well, I haven't had any negative feedback.

You don't want to read the text machine. I think that just means you're not checking your emails. If you guys want to have your say on the text machine, 9696. Open Slather.

Come at me. As you've requested, we have updated your intro. This is good. Here we go. Let's play out Swift, Ross Boss. Maybe beat match my words

to the music. Let's go. Let's play out Swift, Ross Boss. Maybe beat match my words to the music. Let's go. It's time to out Swift the oldest. Just trying to get your attention. The biggest. Taylor Swift fan, Ross Boss. I thought you guys were calling me fat there for a second. You guys have lost weight, haven't you noticed?

They took out some of my verbs. The lamest. Open to interpretation. The pettiest Taylor Swift fan in New Zealand. The saddest. The loneliest. So far, the one with six tickets, so let's all just... The greediest.

Lauren, we want you to take five mates to Taylor Swift. I can do that. I've got five mates waiting in the wings, ready to go. See, Lauren sounds like she's confident and I like your style. Can you please take down Ross this afternoon? I've got my high heels off. I'm sitting down and ready to go. Well, I've kept my high heels on, so it's game on.

That's a big high heel. Can you not call our listeners B-words? No, but she knows because it's Taylor Swift. It's important. I know. I will fight for it. I don't understand why she hasn't just bought tickets anyway herself, but, you know, what kind of fan are you? Here we go. Here we go.

There are three questions, okay? It's best of three. Lauren, your buzzer is your name, okay? Don't wait for all the options. It is multi-choice. We'll give you the options if you need them, but Ross has got a habit of getting in there first. So buzz in when you know.

All right, here we go. Question number one. What is Taylor Swift's favourite colour? Lauren. Yes, Loz. Purple. Yes, here we go. Question number one. What is Taylor Swift's favourite colour? Lauren. Yes, Loz. Purple. Yes, it is. Yeah, girl. I'm just kind of glad I don't know that one. That would be a little bit over the line. I think, Ross, you're in trouble.

Excellent. One to Lauren. Question number two. How many singles were released from Taylor's first album? Ross. Yes, Ross. Ross. Yes, Ross. I'm just going to say four.

Four. You were close. It's five. I didn't think there'd be that many off the first one. All right. So that's one to Lauren, none to Ross. Question number three. How tall is Taylor Swift?

Lauren. Lauren. Oh, Lauren. What's in? I've got two. It's either... Her Wikipedia page says 178 centimetres. Have you got the Wikipedia page open at the moment?

No, no. Is that flagrant bravado in the room? Four is my lucky number. I'm 174 centimetres. And I know she's four centimetres taller than me. Okay, we're going to have to run a quick conversion. No, no, no. It's okay because I'm 177.78.

Okay. And I am 5'10". Yeah, and the correct answer is? 5'10". Oh! You out-Swifted Ross Boss. You've got so many tickets. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, Ross. Don't be sorry to him. No, stick it to him. He's already got so many tickets. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Ross. Don't be sorry to him. No, stick it to him. He's already got his own tickets. He's just doing this out of pure hatred. Oh, my God. Well, I'm so glad I won. Thank you so much.

Yeah, suck it, Ross. Can we just clarify? Suck it, Ross. Yeah. Was that height and heels or not, though? Because I don't think I... Suck it, Ross. Mate, you lost.

Without heels, with no shoes on, 178 centimetres. Oh, Lauren, we are so happy for you. You're going to be at Mount Smart Stadium for the Reputation World Tour on November the 9th with five of your besties, okay? Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so much. There is still a chance to buy tickets if you want to be there.

LiveNation.co.nz. Full details are at ZTV Online. Oh, she's crying. Actual twins in the background, too. That's not like me. She's gotedition.co.nz. Full details are at ZM online. Oh, she's crying. Actual twins in the background, too. That's not like me. She's got actual people to take. Yeah, we love it. We love it.

I love the text machine. Be careful, Ross Boss. Even some rough text might put that hip out. Now, this show needs to be built on truth, okay? And we are really struggling with Birthday Banger. Because it's a live segment, because you don't get to know who's going to call up and what birthdays you're going to get, you just roll the dice every time

and then you've got an ad break and a song to try and find people for it. We managed to get three of the worst songs that could ever be played on ZM. Okay, we need to work together on this. We're just not going to do it. We're just not going to do those ones. It's hard. You can have a couple of stinkers in there, but there has to be one song we can play. Yeah, so we're going to go with David, if David's on the line right now.

Okay, I can do David with you. Hello, Dave. G'day, Dave. Hello. Hello. Turn your radio down, please, man. Yeah, no worries. No worries.

David, what's your birthday? 15th of March, 1992. Cool. So, David, you were 16 in 2008 on the 15th of March, and this was Top of the Chart. Tune. Banger. Tune.

I'm a belter. That is a belter. You're absolutely right, David. And I tell you what, the way things are tracking with Birthday Banger. Tune. I love the belter. That is a belter. You're absolutely right, David. And I tell you what, the way things are tracking with birthday banger today, you could well win with that, okay? So good luck. Oh, thank you. No worries.

Awesome. Let's go to, I'm going to say, Hoana. You're going to go with Hoana? Yeah. Okay. I think. Hoana, is it? Hoana.

Are you there? Oh? Yeah. Okay. I think. Hoana, is it? Hoana. Are you there? Oh, no. Cool. I've got her birthday and it is the 3rd of November, 1990. So she was 16 in 2006 on the 3rd of November and this is her birthday bag.

Would it be, which it would be, oh, okay, I can do that. Now this is what I'm talking about. This is Matt Sanoa, the winner of season three of New Zealand Idol. Did he do much after this? No. Obviously he did well out of this song.

It got to number one. They'd given up on everything by that stage. Like they didn't even write him a good song. And yet it still got to number one. Dark times for New Zealand music. All right, song and yet it still got to number one. Dark times for New Zealand music. Alright, let's round it out this afternoon

with Cohen. Cohen. Are you there, Cohen? Hello? Hello, Cohen. What's your birthday, mate? 18th November 1988. Okay, Cohen.

Oh, that's not the birthday I had. What? Ah, shit. Here's a song. No, no, no. No. Yeah, that's a no.

No. Sorry, Cohen. Cohen. Hey, Clint, can you just play Rihanna? Yeah, I can play Rihanna, mate. Cool. Please don't stop the music. You can't go right all the time, get it?

David, I'm not sure if by virtue or by default, you've won birthday banger today. Is that me? Yeah, it's you. That's you, David. It's too easy, that. No competition. Nice work, David.

Literally almost no competition. Spot on. Oh, New Zealand, please forgive us. All right. We're clinging on for dear life, but we're building to something bigger after five o'clock, so stick with us.

Bree and Clint, this is ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger. Some say by default, it's Rihanna and Don't Stop the Music. You know this song, so we had to play Matt Sanoa from New Zealand Idol.

We then played a bit of Deep Obsession, who are New Zealand's original pop duo. They're kind of like the Kiwi Veronicas from the 90s. Right, because I've never heard of them. We very nearly had to play this song. We built this city. What's wrong with this song? We built this city on rock and roll. Built this city.

Do you know there was a global poll done and this was voted the worst song of all time? Are you serious? Did you want to hear this? Yeah, I think I... Oh, you're going to love this. Here we are, the Bisexual-a finale. As promised, Anne-Lise is in position.

So's Jade, so's Tom. Everybody feeling okay oh it's very quiet yeah it is very quiet um this is a high pressure high stake situation right i mean i'm so invested in this and i'm sure people listening and watching the live stream on facebook right now are invested also because we've been following like the journey of these people finding love potentially a long-term relationship yeah it's all been around you and least everything has been around you you've been the center of attention for almost a month now how are you feeling about the whole thing um i actually feel like last

friday was a bit more intense than today because there were five people and yeah because there were more people in the room there was more people actually to consider is like i'm kind of just given one person. Yeah. It was a flick. Yeah. We do have some people calling in with some advice to you. They've been listening to this whole thing as well. I just want to bring Vicky on quickly.

Hey, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hey. What are your thoughts? Well, I like both Tom and Jade. Yeah. But from the little snippets that we get, I think that Tom is the way to go this time. Okay. And why do you think that? I don't know. Yeah.

Okay, and why do you think that? I don't know. I just feel like there's a little bit something extra there that maybe Annalise doesn't have with Jade. And that's not to say that, you know, don't pick Jade. If that's the way you want to go, go with your heart. But that's what I think. I think you should go with Tom. Okay.

Interesting, because it's been very 50-50. And if anyone was extra, I would have thought it was Jade, to be honest. But no, Vicky, we love it. Thank you for following along. No, thanks so much. Good luck. I don't know if that influenced your decision at all, Annalise,

but yeah, you can take those down, your headphones, you can pop them down. Right. So over there, before you make any decisions. We need to give Jade and Tom an opportunity, obviously, to have their last say in all of this to try and, I guess, maybe change Anne-Lise's mind. I think she's probably made her decision,

but I'd like to hear from them first about their experience and what they're feeling. Yeah, and for one of you, it'll be your last part of this competition because someone has to lose, I guess. Someone has to go away without that rose. So, Jade, would you like to speak first? Oh, sorry. Hello.

Hello. All right, cool. That's working. That's all fine. Yeah. Okay. Sorry if I'm a bit shaky. I am nervous.

It's okay. So I kind of went into this, I told you. It was kind of an impulsive decision and I thought it would be a lot of fun. I have obviously already outed myself on radio saying that I've got some feels. I've had a really nice time with you. But no matter what happens, I think it's really great what you've done for Bi Visibility.

I think it's just nice to be able to share a journey with another queer person. I really love it and it's really fun to have, you know, meet, you know, other queer people and have friends and everything like that. The kind of anxiety that I've had to kind of fend off throughout the whole thing has been interesting. I've lost like four kgs apparently according to this guy. Bisexual or diet? Yeah, I'm not 69 kgs anymore But I've had the support of my friends who you've had the chance to meet a few of them

and one of them did a cheeky DM which was very rude but again, I apologise But yeah, no matter what happens I've had a really, really fun time and if you choose Tom I'm sure he's, you know he seems like a really nice guy

So yeah, thank you so much for sharing the journey with me and if you choose Tom, I'm sure he's, you know, he seems like a really nice guy. So, yeah, thank you so much for sharing the journey with me. Thanks, Jade. All right, Tom, when you're ready. Yeah, Tom, when you're ready, it's your chance to speak to Anne-Lise. Firstly, I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank ZDM and Brian Clint. You guys have been awesome for this experience. I've had a lot of fun,

and I feel like along the journey, I've learned more about myself and grown as a person. Not usually one who's good with words, but I'd like to also say to Annalise, like I expressed the other night, I do genuinely like you, and I do see a future, and either way, I wish you the best.

And Jade's an awesome girl and I've got to meet her and see her a few times. So yeah, all the best and good luck. My armpits are sweating. Everything is sweating. Oh, Jade, one more thing, sure. Also, Tom and I got you guys some beers and donuts to say thanks.

Did you? Oh, choose them both. Who are the real winners here? We're the real winners. Also, Tom and I got you guys some beers and donuts to say thanks. Did you? Yeah, yeah. Oh, choose them both. Who are the real winners here? We're the real winners. Okay, all right. That's so nice, guys. And yeah, I think I've been really humbled by actually the connection

that a few of these people have felt. Absolutely. So it's been really nice to watch you guys connect and get to know each other better. Beautiful words. When we come back, Anne-Lise, it's over to you, okay? No more waiting. No more going to ad breaks or anything like that.

When we come back after this song, we'll find out who Anne-Lise chooses to win the Bisexualer. Bree and Clint on ZM. We are live on ZM. We are live on Facebook now. The whole thing is streaming live to the Bree and Clint page. If you want to see what's about to happen, Anne-Lise is finally going to make a decision

after weeks of dating, three guys, three girls. We've got Jade, we've got Tom. She's about to tell one of them that she wants to take them on an overseas trip to Hawaii. It's all on you, girl. How are you feeling? What's going on? What's this experience been like for you?

It's been an amazing experience. Like I've gotten the chance to meet like a lot of really like great people, even the ones that like went home. And then the fact that I've brought it down to two people, like two really amazing, like beautiful people as well. It's been absolutely great

to actually have this opportunity to I guess date more than one person at the same time. But then like the whole process for myself, like I feel like I've gone through a lot of self-development and like self-growth because I wouldn't particularly like being in the spotlight a lot or like just being in front of a camera all the time like it wasn't something I've always been a big fan of so like me stepping outside of my comfort zone and doing something totally different as well so like the fact that I feel more comfortable and actually I feel really, really happy as well and I feel like as I've grown as a person,

it's actually done a lot of good for myself. Do you feel like, because when we first met you at the start of this competition. Just kicking the microphone over, it's all good. We're all good. You kind of, you'd had a really long relationship with a guy and you kind of, I mean, not really done much with women but you kind of found yourself that you are a bisexual person.

Do you feel like this has kind of opened that part up of you a little bit more and let you explore that a little bit further? Going through this, I definitely feel a lot more comfortable with women than I did before and, like, just having that connection with a woman so far has been, like, great as well. So, like, hopefully something like that happens in the future. All it took was three of them all at once. Okay.

You're happy? You're ready to go? Mm-hmm. Okay, guys. It's time. Oh, it's decision time. Do I need the rose? It's the decision time.

Yeah, you need the rose. Bree's going to bring that over to you now. There is one rose. You are facing two great people in Tom and Jade. When you're ready, you let us know where your heart's at and least the bisexual are. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.

You're nervous. I'm nervous. I know. This has been, like, a really hard decision for me. You two are both really amazing people and I feel like we've really come on a journey from the beginning, I guess. But the one person I would really like to go overseas with

is Tom. Oh my God. 100%. Yeah, Tom. 100%. You can go hugging. Oh, wow. I really didn't know what was going to happen.

I feel like a lot of people didn't know what was going to happen. Did you know what was going to happen when you woke up this morning? Did you know what was going to happen? Kind of. I wasn't totally sure. Yeah. Okay. And what made you pick Tom in the end?

I feel like we had like a really good chat last night and we talked about some pretty serious stuff. So it was like going through that process that kind of like helped me make my decision. Jade, how are you feeling? Well, I've had a couple of people dm me so you know you know what we will share your handle as well don't you worry about that we will find somebody okay okay the finale of the bisexual it's all over or you thought it was all over but annise, we've got one last twist. Oh, bloody hell.

There is one more thing that we need to tell you. Okay. And this could change everything, right? It could potentially break up yours and Tom's relationship before it even starts. What? And we're going to come right back after this song and tell you exactly what that is.

Just hold tight. Just be comfortable. Hang tight. Just chill. It ain't over yet, girl. Brie and Clint on ZM. If you have just joined us, the bisexual finale is almost over. Anne-Lise just chose Tom over Jay.

This has been like a really hard decision for me. You two are both really amazing people, and I feel like we've really come on a journey from the beginning I guess. But the one person I would really like to go overseas with is Tom.

That overseas trip is to Hawaii. For Tom and Anne-Lise to take but we've just hit you with a twist. We haven't told you exactly what that is yet. Tom is holding his rose and Anne-Lise is facing him. Both don't look all that impressed. Not at all. The trip is yours.

You guys can go. ZM's going to pay for the whole thing. You will both go. We do, however, have a question for you, Anne-Lise. That question is... God, I feel uncomfortable. You can take that trip with Tom right now, you and him, Hawaii,

or we're going to offer you two and a half grand in your bank account right now, tonight, no questions asked. Hawaii, please. Just so we're clear, that's cash for you? Mm-hmm. Tom would get nothing? Yep. So, Hawaii.

What if we made it $2,750? Nope. What about,750. Nope. What about three grand? Nope. What about four? We don't have four grand. Okay, but what about three? Nah.

What about three grand and two tickets to Taylor Swift? No thanks. So you're sure? Mm-hmm. You want Tom and you want the trip to Hawaii? That is the correct answer. Love wins!

Love wins! So, so sorry to do that to you, Tom. Now you guys can hug. It's all over. There you go. The bisexualer, Anne-Lise has picked Tom. Is it love? We'll find out, I guess, in a couple of months.

Enjoy your trip, guys. Have a great time. Brie and Clint on Zit-In. Brie and Clint, which wine is it? New World Wine Awards are on, aren't they? They're happening literally as we speak. Oh, there's some happening. Yeah, they're happening here at Woos.

A lot of wine around. We have $500 New World vouchers to give away every day. Now, we are wearing blindfolds at the moment, Brie. Yes. We're going to be handed a glass of wine using nothing but our palate. We need to try and guess what type of wine that is. I'm going to use my tongue. Yeah, I'll use my nostrils. It's trained. We don't know

much about wine. What we do know, we can use process of elimination here, Brie. We've had a Pinot Gris. Oh, a Pinot Gris. We've had a buttery chard. So two whites. Logic would suggest maybe today we're getting a red. I don't know, but

I feel like we've been going pretty well and I hope that we can continue that because who are we playing for? We're playing, I believe, for Natalie. Is it Natalie? Hi. Hi, Nat. Kia ora, Natalie.

Now, are you a wino? Do you know your wine? I'd like to think so. Do you like your wine out of a bag? A bottle, normally? Yep, just me then. Do you like to pig it to the clothesline and spin it around? Goon of fortune.

Okay, we are going to be drinking from glasses by adults. Now, just so you know, we may need clues, and if we need to buy one, we'll check with you. Each clue is $100 out of your $500 voucher. Okay. Let's do it. All right, here we go. Bring on the wine.

I need it after that bisexual finale. I have a glass just been placed in my hand. Oh, the glass is not chilled. I think I know. I've learned already that you don't chill a red. I learned that on Monday. So I think it's a red. I like to put my reds in a bowl to air them out.

A decanter. No, I just put them in a kitchen bowl. Oh, right. Tupperware. Yeah. I'll give that a quick sip. Oh, that's definitely a red. Oh, it's definitely a red. Oh it's 100% a red. It is 100% a red. If I know my reds

that's a red. What sort of red do you like? Pinot Noir. Isn't that a white? No. Oh shit. We're in trouble. I don't know reds very well. Is it a Merlot? You know what? I do know because I used to work in a winery.

Believe it or not. What? You worked in a winery? Why aren't we better at this? Because I was drunk the whole time I worked there. I know the Pinot Noir is my favourite red and it is a lot lighter. Okay. But we can't see that at the moment. Oh, lighter in colour. Lighter in colour. It's a lot

clearer. Alright. Hey, cheers. Cheers. Why do you always go to cheers me? We can't see each other. Oh, yep. No. Yeah, good. Down the hatch. I'm just going to have one more sip.

Now, it plays on the tongue. I think that's a thing you say. Definitely dances the aromatics. It's got good legs. That's something you say. I can taste. Nat, if I'm honest, I feel like you should let us take our blindfolds off. I feel like that'll be beneficial.

It's $100 if we do, though. Yeah. We know it's red, but Bree thinks if she can see the colour, she might know what it is. Okay. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.

The depth of colour. $100. Oh, there's red wine all over the desk. You spilt it. It's on my pants. Oh, no. Oh. Is that light or dark? That's dark desk. You spilt it. It's on my pants. Oh, no. Oh. Is that light or dark?

That's dark, right? That's dark. It's almost brown. So I think it's not a Pinot Noir. So we've got a Merlot. Yeah. We've got a... Cab Sav.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. You've got a Shiraz as well, don't you? Oh, Shiraz, yes. No, good help from Nat. We've got a Syrah. Oh. Syrah.

This is not good, Nat. We're going to need another clue, yes. No, good help from Nat. We've got a Syrah. Oh, man. This is not good, Nat. We're going to need another clue, Nat. I think we need one more clue, Nat. It'll still leave you with $300, a New World voucher. Yeah, I think I'll need another clue. Because if we just guess now and we get it wrong, it's no $100. You get nothing. Yeah.

Okay, go another clue. Another clue. Okay, Ellie. Please hit us with a clue. Okay, this wine is also known by its other name, Syrah. It's a Shiraz. It's a Shiraz. That's a Shiraz.

300 bucks for Nat. Lock in Shiraz, please. Lock in Shiraz. Ellie? You are drinking a Barossa Valley Estate Shiraz. One of my favorite Shiraz's. Shiraz, Shiraz. Kay, Shiraz, Shiraz.

Kay, Shiraz. Kay, Shiraz. Jason, Shiraz Shiraz K Shiraz K Shiraz Jason Shiraz Now I love you I love you too I love this wine Now I love you too You guys are awesome

Come over here And just talk to me Just nice and close Come on Give me a kiss I just want to tell you Have I got red wine On my lips

Oh that's nice Pardon me You can discover New World's top wines With the New World Wine Awards, gold medal winning wines, all under $25. Nat, $300. Congratulations.

Cool. Thank you, guys. Well done. Brie and Clint on ZM. You know when you get into one of those moods and you go, I'm going to turn my life around. New year, new me. Or new job, new me.

Or new relationship, new me. Nah, I just eat cheese out of a bag. Well, some of us have goals. Sit around naked. That's pretty much me. Some of us like to reach for the stars. When I got this new job with you, I was like, oh, okay,

it's time for some big changes in my life. And I stupidly signed up to do a half Ironman with friends. Why? Why would you ever do that? Because like I said, new job, new me. New take on life. Stop trying to be

Dom Harvey from The Edge, mate. I know, I know you love him and you love The Edge. Have you seen Dom? He looks amazing. You could grate cheese on every single part

of his body and I want that. Especially, I really wanted it back in March. I should stop eating the cheese out of the bag and just go over to Dom's house.

Well, imagine if you could do it on me. Much closer. Yeah. Anyway, I kind of forgot about it and I told you this on the show yesterday. I forgot that I had made my plans. How do you forget that? I went on honeymoon and I went to Italy and I ate pasta.

How much weight did you put on? Two and a half kilos. Not bad. Not bad, right? Good effort. Anyway, it's come up in my Two and a half kilos. Not bad. Not bad, right? Good effort. Anyway, it's come up in my notifications. The half Ironman is 60 days away and I've done no training. I said to you yesterday, I'm going to do it.

I said, I'm going to do it. I said, can you really think about this? Because I don't want you to die. No, I don't want to die either. In fact, I want to live life to the fullest. Carpe DM. Overnight, I have been overwhelmed, bombarded with support, including a message from former professional triathlete Ben Logan.

Kia ora, Ben. Hello, Ben. How are you? Now, I'm good, mate. He's good now, but I'm not sure how good he'll be if he goes through with this, Ben. I'm about to start a 59-day training regime, which is going to power me into my new body.

Tell Bree. You had pizza for lunch today. Because I haven't started yet. I haven't started yet. Plus, pizza is carbs, and carbs equal energy. The days are ticking, mate. Ben, Bree doesn't believe that it's possible. Is it doable that I could do a half Ironman,

which is a 2K swim, a 90K bike ride, and a 21K run in 60 days? It's going to be hard, but we can easily do it. You'll be finished with a smile on your face. He said easily do it. Ben, you're coming from a place where you're obviously an athlete. How long have you done these for? How long have you been in this system doing

triathlons for? No longer anymore, but I was for about 15 years, so I can appreciate both ends of the spectrum. Yeah, because he's obviously got muscle memory. His body's been trained for 15 years, so I can appreciate both ends of the spectrum. Yeah, because he's obviously got muscle memory. His body's been trained for 15 years. I've got muscle memory. I remember what it was like when I didn't weigh this much. What, from like your

D-grade rugby sessions? Excuse me? We were highly competitive and we went to the final, have you not? What grade was it? Under 85 kilos. Ben, Ben. Yes, sir. What does a training regime look like if I started tonight? What does it look like to get me to the finish line on December 15th?

These are my thoughts. There's eight weeks and three days until your big show. I would spend the rest of this week getting your head around the idea while sorting out a bike, something to ride on because it's probably going to help your cause. Yeah, I need a bike. I'll sort out a pool, a pair of good running shoes that aren't going to bust you up. Yeah. And then I'd start fresh training next week. Oh, so

you're saying take this week off? Ben, done. Yeah, get your head around it. Get a few things sorted out and start next week. I like it. Mental training. Key. Exactly. The way to start training for a half triathlon is not to take the rest of the week off. You've never done one. Cool.

We do that. And then Monday, what does Monday look like? So I'm going to, the goal is to train consistently as possible for the following seven weeks without getting injured. So no Superman in getting injured. You want to increase the load as gently but as consistently as you can.

So what I'd suggest is to have two swims, two bikes, two runs, and one sort of maintenance gym per week. When he said load, I thought carb load. Yeah, that as well. Okay, cool. The goal is to get, I would imagine, from my perspective anyway, probably about 75% of the race distance.

So you're running, what, 21K? So if you can get your training up to 16K, that's going to be great. If you can get your swimming up to 2K, I know you swim well anyway. Yeah, I do. If you can get your cycling up to, you know, 60, 75K, that's a good goal. Yeah. And then I'll take it easy one week leading into that race just to freshen up a bit.

Another week off. Another week off. I like how casual Ben sounds about all this. And I like it too. That's why he's my coach. Ben, can I call you my coach? That would be a real treat. Do you want to put your name to Clinton Roberts when he fails at this bit?

Yeah, you think about that. I heard a couple of things in there. I need shoes and a bike. So I can buy some shoes, but if anyone wants to loan me their bike. Do you want me to sort your bike? Can you get me a bike? No, because you'll get me a BMX with a bell and you'll think think it's crack up, and then I'll have you do 90Ks. Nah.

I'll let me sort the bike. I've got that. Ben, can you just say for me, you can do it. You can do it, my friend. Yes! If he dies, I'm coming after you, Ben. I'm hunting you down. That is Ben Logan, former professional triathlete.

Thank you so much. Bree and Clint on ZM. Pet people will know, pet people will know that you'll do anything for your animals. They're a part of the family. They are a part of the family. And some people talk about like, oh, if the cat ever got hurt, probably just, it depends how much it costs. But, you know, I'd have to draw the line somewhere. Yeah, but when it comes down to it, it's hard to make that decision.

Really hard, which is why I'm a huge advocate for pet insurance. Yeah. Because you pay a small amount each month. You don't have to worry about that. So if the animal gets hurt, you don't have to choose between, because not everyone's got money on hand. You don't have to choose between feeding your family and saving the cat. You've got insurance.

So get insurance if you don't have it. I have had to fork out quite a large amount for my two cats, Ziggy and Bowie. Which not for medical bills, right? You were telling me the other day, this is for over Christmas time and you need somewhere to put the cats because you're going away. Yeah, Lucy and I are going to go away. So the cats have got to go into the cattery. Do you know how much it costs for two cats to go into a cattery? Well, I'm assuming if it's over Christmas where everyone wants to put their cats into the cattery, it's going to be an absolute ton.

Seven days. Yeah. In a cage. Well, not in a cage. It's actually quite a nice place. We book them a private room. Oh my God. Well, one of them's quite social, but the other one-

So it's a cat hotel. Well, it's a cat suite. Mm-hmm. One of them's not very social, doesn't like other cats. So, you know, you want them to have their own area to make sure they're comfortable. You're bougie. You're so bougie. Well, it's just what they like, you know.

If we put them into regular ones, then when they come back, they won't hang out with us for a couple of weeks. Do you send them in the limo or do you drop them off? No, I drop them off in the Honda. Oh. Yeah, yeah. For seven days, seven days. Oh, no.

At Casa de Pussy, the cat hotel. That was on the line, mate. Casa de Pussy. It means house of the cat. Does it? Yeah. Pretty sure it means house of the cat. What about, is that?

I'm not going to say it again. Is that the same hotel as Casa de Puss? Casa de Puss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that, yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Right.

For seven days, $485. I could stay somewhere for that much. I could stay in a waterfront hotel for New Year's Eve. I could get two tickets to Rhythm and Vines. Oh my god. I could probably get one-way flights to Hawaii. Oh my god. Problem

sorted. Give me the cats and I'll charge you 400. I'll knock 85 off. One, you live in an apartment. So? Two, I'll walk them. There is no way that over the Christmas period you'll walk them. That cat. Casa de briefos.

That cat. Isn't that what they call your house anyway? Whatever. Anyway, I've had to pay it up front. Have you been there? Booking rates are going through the roof at the moment. It's a cue outside. Have you been there? Booking rates are going through the roof at the moment. It's a queue outside.

You don't get your money back either. Yeah, $400. It's paid. You have to pay up front too because they can't take a cancellation. So how much is that night? I didn't work it out. I can't do it. No, I'm going to work it out. Seven nights.

Is this going to make you feel worse or better? $480, seven nights. $480? Yeah. Oh, no. Did that wrong. Is this good radio? This is gripping.

$70 a night. Jeez. I could have booked them like their own motel room with Sky for that price. Mate, I charge people way less to stay at Casa de Brice. Way less. This is the question we're going to ask this afternoon. How much is your pet worth? Like what expensive stuff does your pet have?

Does it need? Does it get? Can you beat $480 for a weekend? Are you feeding your cats caviar like Clint is? Yeah, well, do you need? No, no, no. Do they need it? What do you actually feed your cats? Are, well, do you need? No, no, no. Do they need it? What do you actually feed your cats?

Are they going to be something fancy? No, just biscuits. No, you don't. Shut up. Oh, $800 at M. Bree and Clint on ZM. Just told you before, the cats, my cats, Ziggy and Bowie, got to go into a cattery for Christmas.

Normally, I'd get a house sitter. Yeah, I can do that. No, you're going to be home for Christmas Yeah that's true You'll say this and then it'll get to the day before and you'll go Oh I forgot I've got to go to Queensland to see my family Well any other time mate I'm available and I will do that for you Would you do it in my house? Yeah

But would you do it in my house? Probably You win some you lose some you can't have everything I think I'd rather pay the 480 bucks and keep my bed intact I'll use the spare room You win some, you lose some. You can't have everything. $400. I think I'd rather pay the $480 and keep my bed intact. I'll use the spare room. We want to know, Michelle, what's going on with your expensive pet? What are they costing you?

Well, she's costing us $900 for just over two weeks at the kennel at Christmas time. Is it so a dog, Michelle? Yeah, my dog, yeah. That's crazy. $900 for two weeks. Yeah, almost just as much. Does she need like... For the four of us to stay at a campsite. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does she need like daily massages or something or what's the deal? I know, right? I take her on bushwalks or that something. I don't understand like why the cost is so much. I don't know. I mean... Is it because people don't have a choice and then so they feel like they can just... Yeah.

People don't have a choice but also they want the best for their animals. Of course. Because you don't want to stick your animal in some dodgy discount kennel, you know, because she'll butcher your animal at the end of the day. Well, that's exactly right. She used to go somewhere else

and it cost us, you know, like $35 or $30 a night but she wasn't happy there so I'd much rather send her where she's happy. I've just had the best idea. What's that? I'm going to start a business where I get people and I send them out to house sit so they can look after people's pets. You're going to be the animal nanny pimp. Yes.

Yeah, okay. I could make a lot of money. You actually could. It's not actually a dumb idea. Trisha, hi. Hi, Trish. Hi. Good afternoon. Good evening. What did you spend on your animal Trish? I have three fur babies that have their own automated toilet. Oh, my God.

And it was $1,000. Trish, what are you doing? They're my fur babies. Oh, actually, they're furless babies because they're sphinx. Oh, you've got the sphinxies. Really? Yes. Why can't they just use a litter box?

Well, they could, but this means I don't have to touch it. That's true. The cat goes in. It's got a timer when they finish doing what they need to do. Can you imagine this cat sitting on this toilet? Where did you get that? Taking its little cat iPhone in there and checking its Instagram feed. Where did you get that? I got a night light.

Trish, where did you buy that? They originally come from America, but they've got them in Australia. So I got it through my cat breeder. I love it. Bloody Aussies. My cats are Fuzz Off Jimmy Choo and Fuzz Off Minstrel. I love cat people. Well done.

I love you, Trish. Tara, what are you spending on your animal? So I've got two. I've got a little French bulldog, Boggy the Hammer, and a big rescue special, Nixie Licks. And I'm currently doing the school run. So I've just driven half an hour out of town

to pick up Nix from high school. She goes Mondays and Wednesdays. Dog high school? From high school. Yep, from high school. She goes Mondays and Wednesdays. Dog high school? From high school. Yep, dog high school. Is she a jock or is she good at maths? Is she going to get a job which is going to pay for your retirement?

She could do. She did really well at a Stemworks course. So she can tell the difference between an orange and a strawberry and I'm sure that's going to make me tons of money someday. Yeah, that's the main thing they teach at high school. You'll get your return on that for sure. I love that. Hey, I love this text. It says, my aunt doesn't have children so her cats

are her babies. She has electric blankets for all of her cats and leaves them on in the winter. Lucy would do that for our cats. She would. Your wife would do that. She absolutely would. One more. Brock, what are you spending on your animals? Well, Brie, I have already started up my own little business. Can I jump on board that, Brooke?

I'll be a part of your business. So, yeah, I look after pets and all that kind of stuff in the comfort of your own home. So you should have come to me. I charge $20 a day. Brooke, what are you doing over Christmas? Nothing. Where do you live? come to me. I charge $20 a day. Brooke, what are you doing over Christmas? Nothing. Where do you live?

Palmerston North. Oh, Jesus. Do you want to come to Auckland for Christmas? Probably not. What am I doing? I've never met this person. Do you want to come into my house? She sounds lovely.