ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 17th 2019

Episode Date: October 17, 2019

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Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Hi everybody. Hi guys. How are you? Hi Bree. Welcome to the Bree and Clem podcast. I've had enough today. Bree's pissed off. You people are so annoying. You people are so annoying. What do you mean you people? I try and give good suggestions for cheeses, good suggestions for TV shows and no one in this bloody room listens to me. I've just realised it. I listen to you. You like the Feta and Ujar, and you want us to watch Queen of the South on Netflix. Yeah, it's only because I've hammered it into your brain for five days. If you're wondering whether you should watch Queen of the South, Ali summed it up quite well, actually. It's the sequel to King of the Hill. Yes.

So now you're making jokes about the TV show That are like Oh no It's good You haven't seen it You both are trying to think of another one And neither of you can Suckers

Come on Three, two, one Prince of the West Got him Oh guys What? Prince of the West. No, got him. Oh, guys, guys, guys. What is even that TV show? I don't know.

Ali's just doing a gag. Yeah. Guys, I don't like it when we fight. Me neither. No, I like it. I do love a good fight. All right, do you want to fight? Yeah, I love a good fight. Then we could have a makeup podcast.

We'll see. You know, actually I was thinking about this Because the podcasters can know this We've just started Well, it's not live yet But we've slowly started to make a podcast group Should I be talking about this on the podcast?

It's in tomorrow's show Oh, it is too So I can talk about it now. You will launch it tomorrow, You guys can get in on little bits of special information. Yeah.

So if you listen to the podcast regularly and you want to be a part of like an exclusive group where you can post stuff in there, suggestions, or you know,

whatever you want. There's VIP discounts. If you use the code BRIE10, you can get 10% off any future podcasts. Yeah, which is pretty good. We're going to start charging for podcasts. No, we're not. People barely download it now. But the thing I love about something like that is that you guys

who listen to the podcast, I feel like, know a lot about the show because they listen more intently. You know when you listen to a podcast, you're listening more intently? You listen on purpose. Yeah, you listen on purpose. So it'd be cool to get your guys input on things and if you ever have something you want us to talk about on the show or if you have an idea

for a game, we'd love to hear it. Or if you have a truly, like, if you have a real opinion on Bree getting bike shorts, that's the place to let us know right well here's an inside scoop i ordered some did you and then you asked me to get you some and i went to do it and then i was it's 12 shipping yeah but that's halved if you're getting me some yeah no i'd already ordered them you asked me after oh right and then i was like oh should i can i put out an early warning

Because I've seen the bike shorts You've purchased Can I give you an early warning What Oh no This is not What The early warning

So this is me as a friend You've bought cheap So I don't know If this will give you A true reading Bree wants to get on This fashion trend And people do

No I don't know If I want to You don't know You want to test You don't know. I'm on the cuff. You want to test the waters. Are we comfy? And people do them. Nike do some.

Bloody Machino do some. DKNY do some. These high-end ones. Bree's bought a $10 pair from Codden on. They're going to be see-through, bro. Well, I'll wear black underwear. Yeah, good call. Fuck you guys.

I'm going to pull those bastards off. Don't wear them through customs. The guy will be like, ma'am, are you smuggling a tarantula out of the country? I have no hair down there, thank you. I've got laser. Ma'am, are you smuggling a platypus out of the country? That was a better joke.

I'll pay that one. Because I also thought... That's my advice as a friend. Should I have bought a pattern? Oh, nah. Where did you go? Just plain black no let's go

it goes with Moscow because I know the look you want to do I know the look you want to do you want to do baggy t-shirts yes

which covers the vaginal area yes so it's just you've just got the pins sticking out I've got the perfect t-shirt for you

because what this does if you do bike shorts and correct me if I'm fashionally incorrect here creates the illusion of box gap because the

t-shirt I don't think I'll ever have that illusion is that an appropriate term? the t-shirt covers like I said there and then your legs just come out the bottom and because of the hug your legs so tight it's a mystery people are like

ooh where do the legs end? you know it creates that little bit of intrigue is that thigh gap? or is it box gap? oh okay same thing same thing? box gap is a horrific term I'm sorry for using that yeah. Same thing? Thigh gap, box gap. Box gap is a horrific term.

I'm sorry for using that. Yeah, I don't like that term either. Let's go with thigh gap. Thigh gap, yeah. Yeah, thigh gap. I just thought... Also, let's not promote thigh gap. Yeah, actually, no.

Yeah. No, trust me. I am not a promoter of thigh gap. Neither have I ever been an ambassador. Brie is fundamentally against thigh gap. I am for mainly the reason of I'll never have one. She refuses to get one. Yeah, fair.

But yeah, anyway, podcast group, going live on Facebook. That was very good. Show us your thigh gap. Yeah. It's a good name for it. Or lack thereof. To entice you to join, I will post the first picture of me in bike shorts on that group. No, we want people to join.

Yeah, that's hard. That's tricky. Don't put a woman down for body confidence. Agreed. I shouldn't laugh at that. I take my laugh back. It was more so fashion content. Yeah.

And it's not targeted at you as a woman. I feel targeted. I told you I wanted a pair too. Remember that time you called me fat? Oh, shut up. Yeah, it was chubby. Okay, well, should I get the leopard ones as well then? Ben, shut up.

Sorry. Yeah. They're expensive though. Where are you buying the leopard ones from? They're $33. Do the black ones first. Because you might not actually like the style or the feel or anything. Yeah, if they're see-through.

Are you biking at all? No. It's not about biking at all? No. It's not about biking. Okay. Yeah. Do you reckon Lance Armstrong made this cool? No. No.

Ariana Grande made it cool. No. Kim Kardashian, I think, made it cool. Well, Shapewear made it cool. Oh, no. Maybe Ariana Grande. Brie made it cool. Brie will make it cool.

No, I will probably kill the trend. Kim made it cool and Brie will end it. Here's podcast everyone. Hey, I don't mind that. See you guys. Have a good day. Have a good whatever you're doing. What?

I don't know what time they're listening. The good news is, see you later. That was the equivalent of that weird three-person handshake. We're leaving. We're leaving. We're leaving. Zed-Ams, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance.

Zing's Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, guys. Straight off the bat, do you want to tell everybody what we're doing at 5 o'clock today on the show? Because I feel like it's quite big. Yeah, it is quite big.

Look, my mum, Mama Di, who's been on this show quite a lot, and, you know, I have given her a lot of grief in my time and you and I together have pranked her a few times and had a laugh and we've made her sing songs. We're going to do something nice for her this afternoon. In our family, there's a dog called Max, which is my mum's dog. We got him for her about seven years ago and they're like best friends, do everything together, Max, which is my mum's dog, we got him for her about seven years ago.

And they're like best friends, do everything together, go everywhere together. And he recently went missing about a month ago. And my mum has been distraught ever since. And I thought maybe to get some closure for her, we could get a pet psychic to maybe try and see what happened to him. Yeah. So five o'clock today a psychic will try and communicate with your mum's lost dog live on the radio.

Did he die? Did someone steal him? Yeah. Well will we find out? Maybe. Also today we've got your chance to score Friday Jams live tickets with the Swap Shop. Let me tell you what the calibre of product is so far. We currently have an iPhone 6.

That works. What's it called? A snowboard. Yes. And some water skis. Brand new. Brand new water skis. What are we going to get today? What are you willing to swap us? If you have something, that's $4.30 this afternoon at Double Pass to Friday Jams Live. What are you hoping for?

Jet ski still. Still want a jet ski. I mean, jet ski is, you know, sky's the limit. But I'd be happy with a scooter. A scooter would be good. Scooter's great. At this stage, I'd take ear pods. Yeah, ear pods. Ear pods are a hot ticket item.

Maybe. Not second hand though. Ew, yuck. Ew. Ew. Gross. Next though, if you're looking for an excuse to knock off work early today or at least knock off work on time for a change,

I've got an interesting study that's been done that says how many hours a day you work, how much more that puts you at risk of serious medical issues like having a stroke. And it's not that much. Like it is not that much. Once you give us these details, can we get out of here? You and me who work four hours a day probably...

We do not work four hours a day. We nearly work eight hours a day. You always say that. I'm always like, why do you undercut us all the time? We get in at 12 and leave it just after 7. My favourite bit is we nearly work eight hours a day. Well, seven and a bit. Seven and a bit.

Anyway, I'll tell you how many hours it is after the Jonas Brothers. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I posted a thing on my Instagram earlier this week. Well, actually,

I stole something and posted it on my Instagram. Did you give credit to the person? I did. Yeah, yeah. I took it from, I can't say the name

of who I took it from because it's got a swear word in it. But it's credited on my Instagram. Well, that's fine then. It's one of those quote posts.

Because it really resonated with me. And I saw you liked it, so I think it resonated with you too. I did like it, actually. It says this. You are not alive just to lose weight and pay bills. Let that marinate for a second, New Zealand. So I didn't go to the gym that morning. I saw it and I went out for brunch.

Perfect. There's the whole idea. That's the idea. Treat yourself. I treat myself too much. That's why I look like this. Yeah, there is a balance somewhere. I thought if someone reads this today and they take a slightly longer lunch break or they go home earlier and they go out for dinner,

then why not? You are not alive just to lose weight and pay bills. Can you send that to my dad? Yes, I can. And I could also send him this story here. Today there's a study out from the American Heart Association Journal, which I read regularly, and it says people who work long hours are more likely to have a stroke, which is not really news, right?

No. What I found interesting is what they classify as long hours. So what's the norm, I think, of what? Eight hours a day? 8 hours a day? 8 hours a day. 40 hour week. 40 hour week is a pretty standard week for someone. Well it should be. It's getting longer and longer and

then when you take your emails home with you some people are working basically whenever they're awake. This is how little they reckon you have to do extra to increase your stroke risk by 30%. 10 hours a day for 50 days of the year. If you do 10 hour days more than 50 times a year, you are 30% more likely to have a stroke than people who don't.

Okay. Isn't that terrifying? So 50 days is 300. Yeah, that's not many. Because 10 doesn't seem like that long a day, does it? 10 hours. I mean, it's a long many. Because 10 doesn't seem like that long a day, does it? 10 hours. I mean, it's a long day, but it doesn't seem over the top. All right, workhorse, it seems like a pretty long day to me.

What I'm trying to say is the goalposts have shifted. People have forgotten the fact that eight hours is the usual workday and now they're like, oh, God, I'll just keep going and going and going. For what? So what about nurses? Really? Because they obviously do shift work and then they always do, I'm pretty sure,

a 12-hour shift. I wonder with that if there's an added sort of health benefit because you're doing something that you love and you're also doing something rewarding. It's also bloody hard work though. And it is bloody hard work. You're on your feet the whole time. And it's traumatising as well.

Exactly right. Mentally draining. God, they don't get paid enough. There's also something in there that said, obviously you need to work to survive and get money, but the psychological benefits that come from having a job, because you do need to feel useful, right? Do you have that?

You need to feel like you're valued and you have something. Like you've got a purpose. They say that you can get that sense of satisfaction and the psychological benefits from one day's work a week. You actually only need to do eight hours work a week to get the benefits out of it. Who's making the call to Ross Boss? Producer Ben, you want to make the call?

Okay, cool. And what is the one day that we're choosing to do? I choose Friday because that's the day that they have free staff drinks here. True. We get free drinks. And we can do a half day. Shall we become New Zealand's first ever Friday only radio show?

And we're doing it for health reasons, okay? Health reasons. But nah, let that sink in. Maybe go home early today. Yeah? I can just see what Ross Boss' answer's going to be. What's that? Big fat no.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I do love Lost Wall wallet return to owner story. Oh, yeah. Because this actually happened to me last year. I put my wallet on the roof of my car and drove off and it flew off the roof into the gutter. God, that is a total safety hazard. Your wallet is the biggest wallet I've ever seen.

It's huge. I thought it was gone forever. And about a week and a half later, someone, a lovely woman, actually got in touch with me on Facebook and said, I've got your wallet. I live here. Come and pick it up. It was great.

Unfortunately, I'd replaced everything in the wallet before I saw her message. Did you give her a reward? Yeah, I gave her a bottle of wine. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But this story, I mean, and that's pretty standard these days for someone to, if they find a wallet, you find them on social media, right? Yeah.

That's pretty like standard. If you want to track someone down, it's pretty easy to do it these days. Well, there's a story coming out of London where a guy named Tim Cameron who was a cyclist and had his wallet in his back pocket, lost his wallet on a ride and thought it was gone forever. Boom, done. It's gone. Inside the wallet was no contact details.

I don't think he even had his license in there. It was just a bank card and some other stuff like that. Anyway, this guy called Simon found his wallet and he wanted to get the wallet back to its owner. But obviously he tried to find him on social media, didn't have enough information so he couldn't track him down because obviously Tim Cameron, quite a common name. In London, I feel there'll be a dime a dozen.

Yeah, so quite a common name. So this guy was like, what do I do? How do I get this wallet and these bank cards back to this guy named Tim Cameron? So what the guy did was he made four online deposits of 19 cents into Tim's account. Right. And attached to the four deposits of 19 cents that he made he had a character reference box that he wrote in to communicate to tim oh and the bit where it says code yes yeah yeah yeah so in the first one he wrote hi i found your in the second one he wrote wallet on the road. Yeah. And on the third one it said text or call.

And then on the fourth one it had his number. That's very clever. Isn't that genius? 19 cents, is that relevant? Or is that the minimum amount of money that you can deposit maybe? No, 19 cents New Zealand, one P. One pound. One pound? That's one pound. It's like 19 cents New Zealand, one pea. One pound. One pound.

That's one pound. It's like 19 cents New Zealand. Is it? I think so, around that. I've got to start buying some pounds. That's cheap. Yeah, I know. Well, I'm assuming.

I don't think it's that way around. I don't know. That's what the article says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. That wouldn't work for you though. Why? Because you don't check your bank account.

No, well, I don't like to check my bank account. No, exactly because you don't want to be confronted with how much money you've spent. So there'll be four 19 cent payments go into your account and you would never notice them. This guy would be like, this is a foolproof plan and you would never see it because you don't want to have a look at how much money you're spending. Yeah, because it's

all from Uber Eats. Exactly right. Or you could have some subscription that you've had for years still ticking away in your account. That happened to me the other day. I know it happened to you the other day. No, another one. There was some weird app that I'd been paying for for like three years.

Yeah. So what's the lesson here? Check your bank account? No. What's the saying? I don't know Ignorance is bliss Okay

Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Let's get the latest From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA

With Dean McCarthy Dean She's done it She's broken the record She's taken it From Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Jennifer Aniston

Breaking the Instagram record Tell us all about it from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Jennifer Aniston breaking the Instagram record. Tell us all about it. She certainly has. She made within, what was it, one million followers within like something amount of minutes. She is the new record holder. She has now got, can you believe in one day, 10 million Instagram followers. Her first photo has 11 million likes. It has 450,000 comments. People are losing it. Here's the best bit of all, right? She then posted a video again today. Like, she's done two posts now.

We're all eager to see. But she's one of those people. She's now on the Instagram story. She's, like, 12 stories deep. She's hooked. She's day one, and she's hooked. Because we've been talking about it. Obviously, I love Jen Aniston. Who doesn't?

But there's been a lot of celebrity friend endorsement for the new Jennifer Aniston Instagram account, hasn't there? Oh, going through the comments is a total who's who of Hollywood, isn't it, Dean? No, it is. It's everyone you can imagine is on there. I don't really know why everyone got so excited. It's one of those things like the big, Dean? Yeah, it is. It's everyone you can imagine is on there.

I don't really know why everyone got so excited. It's one of those things like the big, remember the egg photo? The egg that had 80 million likes or whatever. It's just one of those things where everyone just jumps on board. People just love Jennifer Aniston. Don't compare Jennifer Aniston to an egg.

No, the world record egg. The biggest egg of all time. Oh, sorry, the world record egg. What about the controversy in the photo, Dean, and people saying that there's some form of all time. Oh, sorry, the world record. What about the controversy in the photo, Dean, and people saying that there's some form of illegal substance on the phone that's in the background of the photo next to Matthew Perry's head?

Well, yes, it looks like blobs of white. It doesn't look like, I don't know where am I going with this? I'm going down the rabbit hole. But I think that it is harmless. I'm just going to leave it at that. It's a reflection. There's a phone. Where am I going with this? I'm going down the rabbit hole. But I think that it is harmless. I'm just going to leave it at that. You think it's harmless? It's a reflection.

Yes. There's a phone. Are they? No, I thought they were at Courtney's house. Yeah, me have a look. Oh, no, they're at a house. Yeah. No, they're at someone's house.

You're right. They're not out in public at all. In fact, the only reason they caught up was because, what's his name? The guy, Shin, what's his name? David Schwimmer. How could I forget? Schwimmer. He was in town.

That's the only reason they all caught up for dinner. And it was, yeah, Courtney's house. The six of them could not go to a restaurant together without being absolutely mugged. No, not in the New England years. Go and have a look at the photo for yourself. Zoom in on the phone that's on the table and tell us if you think that's dodgy or not. Alright, there's your homework, New Zealand. That's your homework. Thanks, Dean.

That's the latest with Dean McCarthy brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Sp spree and clint the podcast put a little break but you know we are the leading show for maritime and aviation based news and today uh it's aviation news i find we don't do maritime anymore you know if we're staying authentic i'm being authentic and saying i haven't heard maritime in a while. I'm not here to make up maritime news. Like I'm not going to just, we're not here to do fake news. And I'm going to be honest with you, maritime industry,

you're not putting a lot of news up at the moment. So we can only report the stories you bring us. If we get a boat in our Friday Gems live swap shop at 4.30. We'll do a special maritime news update. We can. This is aviation news, though, and it's good news for those taller people who are going on long-haul flights.

Air New Zealand, our national carrier, have announced they're going to add 10 centimetres to some economy flight legroom areas. I've already found, so economy, when you're flying, what, within the country? Yeah. Because I've already found so economy when you're flying what within the country Yeah. Because I've found the new planes

that fly from NZ to Aussie Yeah. have heaps of room. Oh no so yeah economy long haul is what I'm talking about overseas

so international. Right you're talking international flights. It's a new category so now it'll go what do you got at the moment you've got business premier and then you've got

premium We wouldn't know Clint you're the only person here that's been in business i have not been in business thank you very much not only in new zealand no and then you've got premium economy which you've also been in yeah with you thank you very much remember that time in la you left me ben and ellie to fly economy and you're like i'm just gonna go up to premium economy yeah well I got an upgrade so what am I supposed to do?

I'm six foot three you think I'm going to give up my chance to sit somewhere with some leg room? You were like deuces to me Ben and Ellie Yeah because they put you guys premium economy on first and then everyone in economy has to walk through premium economy and look at other people. Why do they do that? I've got a theory because they also

get you to board first. So if you're in premium economy or business premier, you board first and then everybody in economy has to file past you after you're comfortable. I hate it. I think it's to create an air of exclusivity so that you go, oh, I want to be up there so bad. I want to be one of the chosen people up in the special seats.

Yeah, but the joke was on you on that flight because Susan, shout out to Susan from Air New Zealand, put me on a sky couch. Yeah, that's a good option too. It was so good. There was no premium economy. I could lay down. It was a bed.

This is not meant to be a wanger measuring competition. This is meant to be aviation news. Do you want to know the news about this? Yes. So it's called Economy Stretch. So it'll now go business, premium, economy stretch

and then economy. You get 10 extra centimetres for $250 or $25 a centimetre. $25 a centimetre? Yeah, and you don't get to choose. Like you can't go,

oh, I've got enough for seven centimetres. It's 10 or none is what it is. I would say as a taller person, if you're doing 13 hours to London or something. Probably worth it.

You'd just pay for it. You'd just pay for it. So wait. So even if it's a really long flight, it's just standard 250? It ranges from 175 to 250. Oh, so on a long, long haul it's the same. It'd be 250, yeah.

From what I'm reading. Okay. In the aviation news that I'm bringing you, yeah. God. Yeah. Damn long, long haul, it's the same. It'll be $250, yeah. From what I'm reading. Okay. And the aviation news that I'm bringing you, yeah. God. Yeah. Damn you, long legs. That is your aviation news. I'm not even going to comment.

God, that was a big fight. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, Fortnite gamers, join around. get your headsets and your monster drinks. You don't even game. I do game. I've got a Nintendo Switch. You're an arcade gamer.

I've got Mario Kart. You've got more than me, to be fair. I've got Crash Bandicoot. Yeah. Pokemon. I've got a broken PS3 and a copy of Red Dead Redemption. Yeah, so I win. Anyway, I think you and I both have heard of the game Fortnite.

It's a global phenomenon. It is. It's taken over the world. I mean, I don't know a lot about it. I know that that weird dance move came from Fortnite. Flossing. No, not flossing. The one where they kind of like...

Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they're kind of like, yeah, jumping up and down. It's weird. Anyway, there's been a new update to the Fortnite game. A new map has actually been... Keep going. You're doing well.

...added to the game sphere of Fortnite. Game sphere. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, so everyone is talking about that update. It's awesome. It's exciting. It's new.

There's a new place to drop in. You've done enough, okay? You've covered that bit off. Have I convinced people? Move on before you get out of your dip. Yes, produce Ellie. Thanks for the props. Anyway, someone who apparently the world think doesn't know anything

about Fortnite is Lady Gaga. So she's tweeted out literally the words, what is Fortnite? Which, to be honest, I think she's taken the piss. Do you? Because if you're a true fan of Lady Gaga, you would know that she's actually a bit of a gamer. Is she?

Yeah, so she plays Minecraft and a few of those other different games and she's tweeted about it before. Oh, then she definitely knows what Fortnite is. So I think she 100% knows what it is, but Lady Gaga's hilarious. She's actually quite funny. I reckon she's just trying to stir people up and she's done that because it's been retweeted and commented on so many times. It's ridiculous.

Do you want to hear some of what I think are the best replies to the tweet? Of people explaining to Lady Gaga what Fortnite is? Or just replies in general. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so these are some of the replies to Lady Gaga's tweet. What's Fortnite? The first one, the length of my longest relationship.

That's pretty good. That's quite good. Number two, sis thought Twitter was Google. So someone reckons Lady Gaga has accidentally typed in a question. Girl, this ain't Google. It ain't Google. Number three, two weeks. Well, technically.

Kind of is, yeah. Number four, that was seriously an old person question to ask and that's coming from a 48-year-old. It is an old person question. That's the problem. This is probably one of my favourite ones. Number five, it's been out for two years. No one is that busy.

She is. She did the movie and she won the award, remember? She has been busy. And she did all those interviews where she told you that there can be 99 people in the room, but if one person believes in you. Believes in you, yes. And she had to say that so many times in so many interviews. She was very busy.

She'd been busy. And we'll round it out with the best replies to Lady Gaga's tweet. What's Fortnite? Oh my Gaga. It's good. It's good. Do I think Lady Gaga's old? Absolutely not. I think she's

actually schooling everyone because she knows exactly what it is. Okay. But I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM because the person I picture asking this question is my mum or someone's parent. Yeah. Being like, what is

Fortnite? It's that paradigm shift that happens in a relationship where you become the one who explains things now. Yes. You've reached adulthood and now it's time for you to give back to your educators and tell them, like the time I had to explain to my father, who was there when the original came out, that the bad guy in Star Wars is Darth Vader, not Garth Vader.

And that's a real story. Garth would be a good name, though, for a villain. Oh, I hundred dollars at him. What did you have to explain to your parents? What recently It could be a term, a phrase It could be a game Whatever it is

0800 dials at him Or you can text us on 9696 Lady Gaga has put out a tweet Saying, what's Fortnite? I think she's having a laugh You think she's trolling people? saying, what's Fortnite? I'm here to fall in my way, this time it's no mistake. I think she's having a laugh. You think she's trolling people? Yeah, because I think she is a bit of a gamer.

I know she is. And there's been a recent update that's been done to Fortnite, so it's topical. I think she's having a bit of a laugh. We want to know, though, what have you had to explain to your parents? Not saying Lady Gaga as your parents, okay? She's pretty young. I'm not saying that at all.

I mean, she's younger than you. Come on, mate. You've got a kid, so it makes her younger again. We possibly should have done this in a more adults-only section of the show. Well, I didn't expect people to call up having to explain that kind of stuff to their parents. We're not going to put those to error if you've got sensitive ears around. But a lot of adult terms, if you will. I love some of the texts.

And someone's parents saying to them, what does this adult term mean? Not knowing that it was an adult term to their kids. I had to explain some real horrific things to my mum. And I should have just told her it meant something else. You should have done what they do to you as a kid. Yeah, I should have done that. Like where do babies come from? Make up an imaginary animal.

We listened to that song Soldier Boy once. She asked me what Superman meant. Again, again, we're not in a safe enough time base to explain that. Kate, what did you have to explain to your parents? I had to explain to my mum what a tramp stamp was. That's good. That's very good. Kate, how did you explain

it to your mum? I just said it's a tattoo on the small of your back so people can look at something while you're having fun with each other. Oh, Kate! You're in the whole hog. Well, I mean, she's been pretty open with me my whole life,

but, you know, I also didn't have the heart to tell her that both their daughters had one, so... Oh, girl. Is you one of the daughters? I'm not that far. Yeah, no, I am, but... What's yours, Chinese lettering or a dolphin jumping over a rainbow? Oh, no, it's a Celtic heart and an infinity symbol.

So, yeah. That works too. You know, I never knew that. That's why it was called that. Oh, okay. I never knew that. Actually, I'm not 100% sure I did either. Yeah.

Kate, I think you might have just explained it to us. Thanks very much. Thanks, Kate. Awesome. Mark's here. Mark, what did you have to explain to your parents? Oh, hey there. Yeah, so I was have to explain to your parents? Oh, hey there. Yeah, so I was explaining to my mother about text lingo

and shortening words and stuff, and she was just getting into Facebook at the time. Yeah. So she was getting posts maybe from her friends saying, you know, they'd just lost their father or a loved one, and she was putting LOL on the post. Yeah, yeah. So I was explaining to my mum. I was going, mum, what are you doing?

And she's like, oh, well, what's the problem? I've just put, you've put laughed out loud. And she's put, no, I thought it meant lots of love. Oh, yeah, that's pretty standard. Grandad's deep, lol. Oh, lol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least she didn't do the smiling emojis as well.

No! And she thinks she's doing a crying emoji, but she's doing a cry laugh emoji. Yeah, exactly. Mark, that similar thing happened to my mum recently because she was cooking dinner and then she goes, oh, dinner's going to be lit tonight. And I was, I guess it kind of works, but it's not. Yeah.

No, that works. Oh, kind of. Was she making like Mexican or anything like that? There wasn't any cocktails, so. Was dinner lit though? Yeah, it was still pretty lit. Yeah, well, give her a break. Give her a bloody break.

Jamie, too, what did you have to explain to your parents? So we were recently overseas in a country that had like three or four different brands of electric scooters and they just couldn't understand that people just dump their scooters and they don't get stolen. Like, it was just out of their mind. I could see old people not understanding that. Like the concept of lime scooters.

Yeah, they were like, why are they just lying there? I'm like, because they just keep put there and someone else takes them. They just could not be kept in the city. Can you imagine? Yeah. It'd be so hard to comprehend what that is. Yeah, because where they live,

they don't have lime scooters yet in the city. So it's like, over there, it was just blowing their mind. And you see the cognitive breakdown as well in real time. Like, you see their brain going, but it's like when I told my dad that it cost 20 cents to send a text message. And then he came to me with a 20 cent coin and asked if he can text mum. And he said, where do you put the coin? No crap.

Yeah. He said on the phone, where do you put the 20 cent coin? So I took the battery off the back, put the coin inside the phone and handed it back to him. And kept it? And she'd go for you. How are you? I kept it.

Free money. 20 cents back then. What is it with parents and texting? My mum thinks no matter how many times I explain to her, mum, doesn't matter if you send one word or 50 words, it costs the same these days. It's the same price. It's not a, what's the?

Yeah, pay by word. What's the? Morse's not a What's the Yeah It's not a Pay by word What's the Morse Morse code Yeah telegram Oh Now we sound old Bree and Clint

The podcast ZM Bree and Clint Friday James Live Shop shop Is back Come on Let's

We're trading you Stuff that you own For a double pass To go and see Janet Jackson, the Black Eyed Peas, 50 Cent and more at ZM's Friday Jams Live on New Zealand's biggest stage, November the 17th at Western Spring Stadium. The thing I love about this is that you could just get rid of something that you don't even want or use to get something you actually are going to experience and actually want to go to. Yeah, but you need to not want or use something that's pretty good at the moment.

Like it's got to be as good or better than an iPhone 6, which we already have this week, some brand new water skis, or a snowboard with bindings. What have you got to offer up in the swap shop? Melissa, you're going to go first. How are you? Hi. I'm good. How are you guys? Good. Thank you, Mel. What are you offering up?

Well, I'm offering up a weekend for two at my beach house in Pukahina, and I will cook you eggs, benny, and bubbles for breakfast in the morning. Oh. And I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'm a bloody damn fine cook. Yeah. It's a beautiful part of the country, Pukahina.

How far is that? It's just down the coast from Tauranga, isn't it, Melissa? Yeah, it's about 20 minutes from Papamoa. Yeah. I love Tauranga. I stayed there. And it's right on the beach. Like, literally, the waves will keep you awake.

It's where we stayed when I got married. It's a beautiful place. That's a good option. Okay, wait there, Mel. Let's talk to Jay. Hey, Jay. Hi, Jay. Hi. What are you dishing up, Jay? That's a good option Okay wait there Mel Let's talk to Jay Hey Jay Hi Jay Hi

What are you dishing up Jay? I have acoustic guitar Really good condition Comes with a black soft case Carry case That's pretty cool Is it an acoustic guitar? Yes

Hot What type? You mean what brand? Yeah what brand? Aria Aria I'm going to pretend like I know what brand. Yeah, we don't know anything about guitars, but we've got guitar.

Thank you, Jay. Anton's here. Hey, Anton. Hi, Anton. G'day, how's it? Good. Anton, what have you got for us? I've got one of the best water toys for the summer of 2019 and 2020.

It's a white-pelt biscuit for the kids and adults, any size, any age, any sort of fun. You can do whatever you want. It doesn't matter if you have a big boat, small boat, this thing will fly you across the water. Are you selling these things or is it just... They sell you to us for tickets, right? Yeah, you're doing a good job. Here's the issue, Anton. This is going to be our second boat-based item and we still don't have a boat.

I really like what you've got, but at the moment... In fact, if you don't have a boat, I'll take you out for the day over summer or whenever and take you out on it. That's pretty good. Okay, that's a good deal. That's pretty good. Wait there. Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hiya. First of all, how much do you want to go to Friday Jams Live? Well, I've never been, so I would really love to go. It's an amazing

festival. Tell us what you've got to swap us in the swap shop. I've got my wedding ring. No! Shut the front door. Why? I've got my wedding ring. No! Shut the front door. Why? I'm separated, so it just sits there and does nothing, and I'd rather get rid of it. How long separated? Almost two years.

Okay, so it's probably, you know. Oh, yeah, okay. What type of ring is it, Lisa? Beautiful gold, white gold band with some diamonds in it. Okay, and is it- It's a diamond ring. Is it cursed? Like, did the marriage end badly? No. Lisa? Beautiful gold, white gold band with some diamonds in it. Okay. It's a diamond ring. Is it cursed? Like, did the marriage end badly?

No. No, you're just sick of it? You just want to get rid of it? Yep. Okay. Oh, my God. All right, wait there. That's juicy. Chantal, not to put you after that one,

but what have you got in the swap shop? Yeah, well, can't top that. But I've got a Samsung 55-inch smart TV. Pretty good. I do love a TV. And it's a 55-inch. Wait, how old is it? About eight months old.

Oh, so it's this year's model. Okay, wait there. I can't pick today. Wait there, Chantal. Today has gone over and above. Do we want to find out from Lisa? Hang on. Lisa, how much do you think your wedding ring's worth?

I think we paid about $500 for it. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. Wait there. Pretty good. Yeah. Oh, wedding ring. To say that we have a wedding ring is pretty good.

But also, I love TV. Yeah, a 55-inch Samsung Smart TV from this year. So we got a TV last year. If we got a boat, I would have said yes to Seabiscuit, but I'm going to say we can't have two boat-based items. No. Oh, the guitar's cool too. It's got a case.

Yeah. You don't know. Yeah. Yeah. If you get it and then you don't know how to play the guitar, you're just giving someone a burden that they have to learn how to play the guitar. Pocahina is beautiful. And that option is still in the running.

Oh, I want all of those. My gut says wedding ring. My gut says take the wedding ring. Oh, God. Oh, Samsung TV's really good. You can vote for that if you want. Do we go to the producer? What do the producers think?

I think we need to, this is the only time, but I think we need to ask them. Can we have a little bit of external input on this? What do you guys think? What are your thoughts, guys? What is the best item for us to take from the swap shop today? Yeah, that is hard. The wedding ring is exciting. It's exciting and it's easy to transport.

Yeah, true. That's what I'm thinking. It's exciting. Chantelle from Christchurch has already said she'd suck up the cost to deliver it up to us. The TV. Yeah, so she's agreed to that. So what should we choose?

I know, I'm not really... Ellie, you're making this harder. I know. I think we'd choose the TV because not everyone wants a wedding ring. No, you're right. What does the text machine say? Is anyone saying anything? I think TV.

More people want a TV than someone else's wedding ring. Oh, but then I feel bad that Chantal has to cover the cost to send it up here. Chantal, do you mind? Definitely not. We can sort out some shipping stuff. Chantal. Let's go the TV. Chantal, we're going to take your TV in turn for some Friday Jams live tickets.

Congratulations. Oh, fantastic. And we will cover the shipping, okay? We'll cover the shipping. We can't do that with a prize. We can't make you do it. All right? Are you covering it? Someone will sort it out. We've got the shipping. We can't do that with a prize. We can't make you do it. All right? Are you covering it?

Someone will sort it out. Hey, we've got a TV. Nice work, Chantal. Sorry to everybody else. And thank you for offering. Oh, the wedding ring. Sunday's your deal. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

New Zealand had something taken away from us that we value very, very much. It was one of our world records and we miss it. And nothing is ever going to be the same until we resolve it. They already took the bloody Jaffa rolling competition away. Exactly. And then they took Baldwin Street away from us. The world's steepest street, which up until now has belonged to Dunedin.

You went up it. You saw it. Yeah, I went up there, took a photo, the classic, you know, Baldwin Street photo. Oh, I'm leaning or am I? It's so steep. Some stupid place in Wales came and took our title off us. But we are not

giving up without a fight. There is a surveyor is going to appear in front of a judge in the UK and yes, he might be a reality TV show judge, but he's still a judge. Okay, Judge Judy is still a judge. Yeah, Judge Judy's the best. And Judge Rinder in the UK is still a judge. Okay, Judge Judy is still a judge. Yeah, Judge Judy's the best.

And Judge Rinder in the UK is still a judge. This is criminal barrister Robert Rinder. He spent his career fighting for justice. Now he's ready to rule in ITV's court. Yeah, see? Sounds so legit. I thought if we're sending someone over there, they're going to need all the testimony they can get.

So we're going to call someone in Dunedin right now and see if they've got a message for Judge Rinder in the case. You know? Who are we calling? We're calling a bar in the Octagon. That makes sense. Greg Irish Tavern, Gail speaking. Hi Gail, how are you? I'm well, how are you? I'm very good.

My name's Clint. I'm calling to speak to someone from Dunedin about Baldwin Street. You know Baldwin Street? Oh yes, yes. How do you feel about the fact that it's lost its number one steepest street status? I'm gutted. Yeah? Totally. Have you heard about the guy who's going over to the UK to argue in front of a judge? I absolutely have. I read it in the paper this morning and on Facebook and good on him. Do you want to give a bit of local Dunedin testimony? Like, we'll record this for the radio.

Yes. And you say what you really think. Speak to the judge about how you feel about Baldwin Street. Hi, my name's Gail, and I'm speaking to you with regard to Baldwin Street in Dunedin. Pretty shattered that the title has been taken away from Dunedin, given the way it's been surveyed. And it's not fair, is it, Gail?

Absolutely not fair. Gail, is it bullshit? Pardon? It's a load of bullshit, isn't it? You're too right it is. And what has it done to the spirit of the Dunedin people? It's got them all pretty up in arms, actually. Yeah.

We've had a few protests and we've had people march up there for all manner of reasons. And, yeah, it needs to be decided. And maybe you could just round it off with a message to the judge just like, so please give Baldwin back its Steepest Streeter status, your honour, maybe, or something like that.

Well, yes. Not please give it back. Give it back. Your honour. To Dunedin's Baldwin Street. Your honour. Okay, Gayle, you've done a great national service for the people of New Zealand and especially the people of Dunedin.

Thank you. Good on you. You're a hero, Gayle. And you're a true Kiwi hero. Thank you very much. Awesome. Thank you very much for calling. You have an excellent afternoon. You too, hero, Gail. And you're a true Kiwi hero. Thank you very much. Awesome. Thank you very much for calling. You have an excellent afternoon.

You too, mate. I love Gail. I am obsessed with Gail. If Judge Rinder doesn't give us back the bloody title now. We'll send Gail over. We'll send her over. Bree and Clint. The Podcast.

ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. The score for the year is 23 games to Bree,

nine games to the people of New Zealand. This week, we are playing for a double pass to Maleficent, Mistress of Evil. It's out in cinemas today, and it can be all yours, Tracy, if you can take down Goliath in our movie guessing game, okay? Hi, Trace. Hi. You know where you are, Trace.

Pardon? I said you know where you are, Trace. Pardon? I said you know where you are. Yep. You're in my house, Tracey. You're in the jungle. I love movies, so. Me too. Do you love Jen Anderson,

the new record holder for fastest person to a million followers on Twitter, Instagram? She's the best. Like, Rachel is my fave. Well, Rachel doesn't feature. I mean, it started in her hairstyle. But every movie in the game today is a Jennifer Aniston classic.

Oh, sweet. Here we go. All right. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. Yell out your name as the buzzer as soon as you want to have a go. First two, best of three. Milo is down on his luck,

but thinks he's seeing an upswing in fortune when he gets a call to bring in his bail-jumping ex-wife, a reporter named Tracy. The Bounty Hunter? The Bounty Hunter is correct. Oh, that movie sucks. Yeah, it does. Don't you reckon?

It was not one of their best. Remember when Gerard Butler was in everything? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't one of their best. Okay, second movie. Another Jennifer Aniston classic. Actuary.

Ruben Pfeiffer. Tracy. Tracy. Oh, I know this one too. Oh, okay. I know it. Just one second. Oh, I know this one too. Oh, okay. I know it. Just one second. Three.

All right, long came Polly. Oh! I knew that one! All right, Tracy, the tickets are yours. What we're about to attempt is a down trowel, okay? Third and final movie. Okay. When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary...

Brie. Brie. The breakup. When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary... Bree. Bree. The breakup. The breakup... It's correct. Go on, say it. It's correct. Is... There's no down trail. Not wrong.

Nice work, Tracy. Very well done this afternoon. Congratulations. We're going to send you to the movies. Thank you so Tracy. Very well done this afternoon. Congratulations. We're going to send you to the movies. Thank you so much. That's awesome. You're absolutely welcome. She's a good opponent. Component?

I mean, you did give her the category, so she probably Googled Jennifer Aniston movies. I gave you the category as well. I gave everybody the category. Yeah, but I don't like to get ahead. I like to play it like it is. Zid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Someone who makes quite a few appearances on our show is my mother,

and she's back. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hi, guys. Hi, New Zealand. How's everyone going? Everyone is going great. Look, Mum, we have had you on the show quite a few times, and look, a lot of the time, what would you say, Clint? We get her on for...

You take the piss out of her for a laugh. Yeah. That's generally what happens. We've pranked you. We've had a laugh with you. We've made you sing songs for a laugh. We've done all... I guess people would say not the nicest things.

Yeah, we've got good value out of you so far. But it brings people joy, Mum. True. As long as everyone gets a bit of a laugh out of it, that's the main thing. But obviously this is the radio, but behind the scenes, my mum is probably one of the most important people to me in the whole world.

I love you very much, Mum. You've been going through, you know, something in our family that I've been quite upset about, and I know you have been quite upset about losing your dog recently. Oh, my, it's my Max. He's, yeah, he's one of the children, that's for sure. I was just thinking about him today. Can you tell us what happened?

Is it about a month and a half ago now, Mum? Yeah, it would be. It was a Thursday morning, and I had to go into town and I had to leave Max behind. Normally he's with me. So I've looked in the rear vision mirror and I could see him sitting in the driveway and I thought, oh, he's thinking I'm going to go visiting.

Mum's gone out and I'm not happy. Because he's the type of dog, he loves people so much that when mum leaves the house for a little while, he'll run down the road and visit some neighbours. Oh, okay. Because we live in the country. So he does have a tendency to run off, but he always comes home. He's a very smart dog.

But mum, when you came home, he wasn't there. No, he wasn't. And I was concerned that night, but he has gone missing for a couple of days and I have tracked him down but it's very rare for him to go more than one night. Mum to be honest I was talking with a friend of mine the other day about it I just started crying because I think you said to me that the worst part was not knowing what happened to him you know if he did get hit by a car or if he is dead or if someone's picked him you just want to know it's like you know it's he's a hit by a car or if he is dead or if someone's picked him, you just want to know.

It's like, you know, he's a part of the family and you just kind of want to know what happened. Oh, that is absolutely spot on. I mean, I just really would like to know if he's happy or, you know, kind of get over it or not get over it. And deal with it. Yeah. I've seen you, obviously, you know, you're really sad about this and it's hard for you to move on because you don't know what's happened to him. So we had this idea, Clint and I thought we had an idea where we've tracked down

and some people might go, oh, well, this is ridiculous. And it might be, but it might bring you a bit of closure this afternoon, Mum, because we've tracked down a pet psychic. Oh, my goodness. Oh, look, I'm so appreciative. Oh, look, I've just been great. I can tell you're excited. I'm really excited.

Her name's Amanda D. Warren. And what we're going to do is we're going to go to a couple of songs now and we're going to come back with Amanda, who is going to give you a reading to see if she knows what happened to Max. Oh, that would be fantastic. She's got a really good name in Australia. Yeah, she's quite a big, big psychic in Australia. Yeah, so she does, obviously, human readings. Oh, she doesn't just do animals?

No, she does both. Right, okay. But we're going to try and connect with her next. And we're going to see, obviously, everyone listening right now knows that it's a boy dog. His name is Max. It's a small white Shih Tzu cross

Maltese. And we don't know if someone has picked him up or if he's dead or what. So, hopefully, she's going to be able to tell us some more about what happened to Max, Mum. You hold tight for a minute, okay, Mama Di? There's no way I'm going away, I can tell you. All right, we'll come back with the pet psychic and Mama Di next.

Bree and Clint, ZM. Oh, thank God. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. So if you just missed it, we were talking to my mum, who's usually on the show for a laugh and a bit of a, you know, we have a bit of fun, we prank her a little bit, but I wanted to do something nice to my mum, who's usually on the show for a laugh and a bit of a, you know, we have a bit of fun. We prank her a little bit. But I wanted to do something nice for my mum because she's been going

through a bit of stuff at the moment where she's lost a dog. We don't know what's happened to him, but she's lost a dog a little while ago. And I wanted to try and bring some closure for my mum this afternoon. And we've actually got in touch with a pet psychic. You think this might give your mum a peace of mind? I hope so. I hope so. Okay, all right.

So mum's on the line, and we're now crossing over to a pet psychic, Amanda D. Warren. Hello, Amanda. Hi, guys. How are you doing there? Very well. My mum, Diane, is on the line as well. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, Diane. How are you? Oh, look, it's just so wonderful that you're doing this. You're just such a beautiful person. Thank you so much. What do you need, Amanda, to make this happen? What do we need to do? Nothing?

Nothing. Now, I picked up that your dog, he's not that old, though, is he? He's only very young. What, he's about four or five or something? I feel like he's only young. What, he's about four or five or something? I feel like he's only young. Yeah, he's about six. Six. I knew he was not puppy, but I knew he wasn't old,

but I'm sort of feeling sort of four, five, six around that age, that kind of middle age. He's a very friendly dog. Is he quite a solid dog? I feel like he's got a bit of beef to him. He has. He has. Yes.

He said he's chunky. He is chunky. He is chunky but funky. It's the Thomas L family caboose. It is. What I feel is that he has been picked up by someone. I feel a four-wheel drive that's probably driving through. Someone stopped seeing him on the road because he doesn't normally go that far down to like the main road. But I feel like someone in like a four-wheel drive ute, probably a Land Cruiser, has picked him up, put him in the front seat of the car.

So he loves car rides, does he? All the time, Amanda. All the time. He used to come with me 24-7. So I feel him sitting in the front. He didn't want to go in the back. He just kept coming into the front of this four-wheel drive type of thing. Mum, how often do you put him in the back and he will jump to the front?

Well, the front seat's his seat. That's all there is to it. Okay, because he's saying he would not sit in the back. Don't make me sit in the back. I'm not sitting in the back. I'm sitting in the front. That's exactly right. That's exactly right.

He has actually crossed over the border there because you're on the border, aren't you? Yes, we are. We're right on the border, actually. How far is Casino from your place? It's near Lismore, Mum. Yeah, about an hour and a half. Yeah, two hours. But he tells me about two hours away, because I'm feeling an hour and a half, two hours in the four-wheel drive. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Oh, my goodness. So he's telling me down in casino way. Is he okay?

He's fine. He's fine. Can you see who was the person that took him that was in the four-wheel drive? It was probably a middle-aged man. I would say 45 to 50. He is quite tall and thin. And I feel like the possibility of a number plate, J-F-something. What? Wait, wait. We've got to write that down.

Okay, I'm writing it down right now. J-F-something for Fred. And, I'm writing it down right now. And to try and narrow it down a bit more, can you see what rugby league team he supports? I'm just thinking if he's wearing a pair of league shorts when he steps out of the Land Cruiser, this might help us narrow it down. Well, I'm not sure whether he actually barracks for any football team. In your opinion, is it a guy who was out to take a dog

or has he taken the dog to look after it? No, no, he hasn't. He was not out to take the dog. The dog was sitting near a park on the side of the road. He stopped. He did a U-turn. He did another U-turn and he put the dog in the car with him. Oh, God.

Okay. Okay. And I feel that he is down casino way. and he put the dog in the car with him. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. And I feel that he is down casino way. Do you think that the dog will come back, Amanda, at any point, or is he gone? I do believe. Look, he does want to come back.

Right, right, right, right, right, right. That's so interesting, Amanda. Amanda, thanks so much for joining us. Mum, I hope that obviously gives you a little bit of closure about Max. Amazing, Amanda. Thank you. I'm going to put it in the casino paper. But if I know that he's okay, I'm okay with that too. Yeah.

He knows you're looking for him and he's like, I'm sorry, love, he's believing, I'm sorry. That would be him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My heart just absolutely goes out to you, Amanda, of the amazing jobs that you do for people. So thankful.

Even that kind of information is just wonderful. It gives me a lead, if you know what I mean. And we appreciate you so much for coming on the show. Amanda D. Warren, if you want to read or hear more about Amanda's story, you can buy her book, actually, My Journey Behind Blue Eyes. Thanks so much, Amanda, for joining us. You are welcome, guys. Thank you, Amanda.

You're beautiful, darling. So at the end of all of that, Amanda's gone now. How are you feeling? Where are you at with it? Oh, I think that's great, Clint, because I keep looking for him everywhere here, like in houses or people's front yards or whatever. But I am going to go to Casino and I am going to put up some posters.

You're going to do a stakeout. And put up a paper. If you find this dog, based on the information given to you by Amanda D. Warren, pit psychic. Are you a believer? Then I'm a believer. Okay. Sorry, Mama Di. Good luck.

We'll keep in contact with you about it, okay? Thanks, Mum. That's absolutely made my day. I'm going to get on to it. I feel like one of those detectives now. Okay, love you. Good luck, Sherlock. Love you.

Love you, guys. Thank you so much. All right. Have a great day. Bree and Clint, we're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know what yours is, you can call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Hey. It's my birthday and Clint, the podcast. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. I know you need it for a Thursday. What song are we going to pick to get you home? Let's go to Amy first. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Hello. What's your birthday? 15th of May, 83. Okay, Amy, you were 16. No, you're not. In 1999, on the 15th of May, 83. Okay, Amy, you were 16. No, you're not in 1999 on the 15th of May. Back in the late 90s, this topped the charts. The boys.

I love the boys. Literally. I love the boys. The Backstreet Boys. They're on their way to New Zealand too. You get I Want It That Way. That's a good birthday banger. That is the beststreet Boys. They're on their way to New Zealand too. You get I Want It That Way. That's a good birthday banger. That is the best of the best.

Awesome. One Direction yesterday, Backstreet Boys today. What have we got for Josephine? Hi, Josephine. Hi, Josephine. Hi. And I heard a rumour that it's your birthday today. It is.

Oh, happy birthday. How's it been? Thank you. Yeah, great. I mean, I think it works, but I mean, it's not all bad. Are you getting a free dinner tonight out of someone or? Yeah, mum and dad. Oh, excellent.

That means you can go pricey. Exactly. Can't complain. So what year, Josephine? 92. Okay. That means you were 16 in 2008. On this day back in 2008, this was number one.

T.I., Whatever You Like. I'm not mad about it. Is that song that old? I mean, no offence, Josephine. Apparently, yeah. I remember when that song was number one. I loved it. It's a good birthday banger.

The tune. Yeah, into it. Okay, wait there, Josephine. One more. It's for Karen. Hey, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, how are you doing?

Good, how are you, Karen? I'm doing great. Brie, I hope your mum finds her wee dog. That would be awesome. Oh, thanks, Karen. If she does, obviously we'll give you guys the update on the show. I mean, can you imagine if we actually found the dog off the back of those leads? It'd be crazy. It'd be very, very cool. I'd be very happy for her. Yeah, I'd be can you imagine if we actually found the dog off the back of those leads? It'd be crazy. It'd be very, very cool.

I'd be very happy for her. Yeah, I'd be very happy for her too. Let's do your birthday banger. Karen, what's your birthday? 17th of September, 1970. Okay, you were 16 in 1986 on the 17th of September. And Kaz, this is your birthday banger. The original.

Yeah, that takes me back. We're playing the Whitney Houston Kygo version at the moment. But this is the Steve... I know, I love this song. ...Wynwood Higher Love original. That's a good one, Karen. Yeah, it's an awesome song. It was an awesome song the first time around. Okay, wait there.

What are we going to choose? Backstreet Boys? Backstreet Boys. The Backstreet Boys don't come up often. The Backstreet Boys don't come up very often. So when they do come around, you've got to pick them. And the song starts so strong as well. And you know all the words.

It is the best song start, isn't it? Amy, you win birthday bagger. Congratulations. Woohoo! Yes, Amy. Backstreet Boys. Here we go. Strong start, isn't it? Amy, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Woo-hoo! Yes, Amy. Thanks, you boys. Here we go. Brie and Clint, ZM, this is birthday banger.

You are my fire The one desire, believe When I say I want it that way But we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your heart When you say That I want it that way Tell me why

Ain't nothing but a mistake Tell me why Ain't nothing but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way. Am I your fighter, your one desire? Yes, I know it's too late, but I won't be that way. Tell me why it ain't nothing but a mistake.

Tell me why it ain't nothing but a mistake. Tell me why I never want to hear you say I wanna get away Now I can see that we've fallen apart From the way that it used to be, yeah No matter the distance I want you to know That deep down inside of me You are my fire, the one desire

You are I don't wanna hear you say Ain't nothing but a holiday Ain't nothing but a mistake I never wanna hear you say I want it that way Ain't nothing but a holiday Oh yeah I want it that way Tell me why Ain't nothing but a party

Tell me why Ain't nothing but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a mistake. Ain't nothing but a mistake.

Tell me why. I never want to be the same. I want it that way. Because I want it that way. Because I want it that way. Zed and Bree and Clint, that'll be a great show when it comes here. That's the Backstreet Boys and I want it that way. Who would you hook up with? I love this question.

Out of the Backstreet Boys? You don't know all of them, do you? I know that, I know. So you've got... Nick Carter. Nick Carter. Yes, Nick Carter. And then I know the one who's had the earring, who was kind of the bad boy and wore the leather.

Are you talking about... He had the facial hair, the goatee. Kevin. Kevin, yeah. Yes, Kevin. And then I know the slightly ginger one with the spiky hair. Brian. Brian, yeah. And then I'm stuck on I know the slightly ginger one with the spiky hair. Brian. Brian, yeah.

And then I'm stuck on Backstreet Boys. The guy with the glasses. Glasses guy. AJ. AJ, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the goatee. Yeah. And then you've got like the pretty boy, Howie.

Oh, Howie D, all day, baby. Howie do. I'd go with Nick Carter because I love him bad. Yeah. Or Brian because I like the gingers. How you people? Can't you see, can't you see how you love me? Next on the show, you want to talk about historical music grievances.

Is that right? Yeah, songs that were appropriate back in the day, but maybe not so much in 2019. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Pharrell Williams has come out in an interview with GQ, not come out like that. He's come out and said that he's super embarrassed

about the lyrics to the song Blurred Lines. Obviously, he was heavily involved with that song So it was him, Robin Thicke And Was that it? Was it just those two? I think that's just those two Yeah

Okay Which I mean That song there If you don't really know The history behind that song Or what it's about It's very chauvinistic

Most of it centres around the bit Where it's like I know you want it It's that bit right? Yeah it's about, it's very chauvinistic. Most of it centres around the bit where it's like, I know you want it. It's that bit, right? Yeah, it's just a bit, it's just a little bit off. And I mean, that song, When, came out in 2013. Yeah. And these days people are like, ooh, didn't know about that song.

Well, this is the good thing, is as a people we are getting more and more woke every year. Yeah, I think we're, yeah, being a lot more, we're becoming a lot more educated about a lot of different things. Yeah. That's not to say there weren't people when that song came out who thought it was bad then. It's just the majority of people didn't, right?

And I mean, even Pharrell admits in this interview, he said, you know, I didn't really get it at first, but now I totally get why it's not very nice and not very woke. But so it's interesting looking back at some of the songs. I mean, that was only 2013. That wasn't that long ago. No.

You know, really? And I've had a bit of a look into some of the songs, obviously, that were in our culture in the recent years where you kind of look at it and think maybe now not so appropriate sure okay what do you got um katie perry had a song which it wasn't a super popular one like i kissed a girl was i mean a mega hit yeah um but she had another song called You're So Gay. Great. No.

So she's using, obviously, the term gay in a bad way. Yeah. Which so many people did. And so many people still do. It was just like a turn of phrase, like, oh, that's gay. Oh, that's so gay. Yeah. Which, I mean, obviously now people are becoming more aware of. She definitely doesn't perform that song live now.

Doesn't she? No. Interesting. Because I think she's embarrassed of that song. Yeah, because there was another song I saw when I was doing some research and it was a Taylor Swift song. It was the song Picture to Burn, which we don't have the clip, but it's the same kind of deal. She kind of uses the term gay in a bad way. Yeah. It was the song Pitcher to Burn, which we don't have the clip, but it's the same kind of deal.

She kind of uses the term gay in a bad way. Yeah, okay. Saying it's a real negative thing, which, I mean, that was back in the day and obviously she wouldn't do that now. But I also said to you, do you remember the song that was probably, you know, the anthem for a lot of our teenage years? Everyone knew it. It was a smash hit, Akon's Smack That.

Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, till you get sore. Smack that, oh, smack that. You don't think Smack That Till You Get Sore would go down that well anymore? It's just a bit off, isn't it? You know, especially kids singing that song. Oh, yeah, the fact that it was on the radio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not great. The last one that I thought about and I mean everyone in our generation knows this song. So I've grabbed the, I guess you'd call it the X-rated version of this song for the purpose of this break.

Can we play it? I'll take ownership and say it was my. Okay. We purpose of this break. Can we play it? I'll take ownership and say it was my... Okay. We're in this together. I trust you. Okay, cool. We all know this song. Do it now. F*** this. F*** this like you should.

Right now. F*** it good. F*** this. F*** this like you should. My neck. My back. That song in 2019, I'm gonna say probably not getting a spin on the radio. No, I disagree. That's about female empowerment. I'm all for that song.

You know Adele's rich. Everybody knows that's not news. Adele is rich, but how rich? She is rich, rich, rich. How rich is Adele? Never mind, I'll find someone like you. The Sun newspaper is reporting that she is now worth $304 million. Hot damn, that is a lot of money.

What does one person do with $304 million? God, I don't know. Once you've got the house. Get your heart broken over and over again. Yeah, right? Yeah, well, for $304 million? God, I don't know. Once you've got the house. Get your heart broken over and over again. Yeah, right? Yeah, well, for $304 million, she's still not happy. She's divorced. Aw.

She's got a new album coming out. She deserves to be happy. And you know, she only writes albums when she's sad. That $304 million, what does that actually look like? So in the last year, Adele, who has not released any new music, Since what? 2016? 2015. 2015. It's been 2015 since Adele put who has not released any new music. Since what? 2016? 2015.

2015? It's been 2015 since Adele put out anything new. So you know how she does the album thing where she names the album after her age? After her age. She reckons she's not going to do that this time, or she come out and said that she might do it again, which she was like backtracking on. Is she getting to that age where she doesn't want people to know her age anymore?

Maybe, because the first one was 19, then she had 21, then she had 25. So, rumour is her new album will come out in November. Oh, that's soon. That's next month. Yes, and she's 31. That's a great name for an album. But she names it after when she wrote it. Oh, yeah.

So, she'd name it 30. She might call it 30. Yeah. Do you want to know, do you want to break down on what kind of money Adele makes? Yeah. So in the last year, like I said, without- Three albums. Yeah, but without releasing any music.

Okay. In the last year, she made $120,000 a day. A day. How? A day. How? Royalties and residuals and stuff from Adele merchandise. I'm sure someone's buying an Adele T-shirt out there.

I was going to say, what merchandise does she have? She could do Adele tissues, like for when you're sad and you have a breakup. Yeah, that'd be good. She could do that. It got us onto a subtopic today as well. What colour is Adele's hair? I said straight away.

You're adamant that she's a ginger. She is a ginger. And I'm like, nah, she's mousy brown. No way. She is ginger. Always has been. We did some research. She has been mousy brown. She is a ginger. And I'm like nah, she's Mousy Brown. No way. She is ginger. Always has been. We did some research. She has been Mousy Brown. She has been blonde. But we believe that Adele at her roots

is a ginger. She's a natural ginger. Speaking of gingers, the other guy in the UK who kind of compares to Adele's money is Ed Sheeran. They are literally each other's counterpart aren't they? Yeah, I reckon. Because he's a ginger too. And they're such amazing songwriters. He's an amazing songwriter, amazing singer, amazing performer.

They're the same person. $92,000 a day. Adele's beating him. Yeah, of course Adele's beating him. Adele's beating him. She's Adele. Like, come on. God, what a boss bitch.

I don't know, right? Congratulations, Adele, from the whole ZM team. We love you. And we'll take some of you. We're not jealous at all. Bree and Clint, from the whole ZM team. We love you. And we'll take some of you. We're not jealous at all. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A weird thing happened to me on the way to work today.

I was telling you, crossing the road. Because where we park, it's about a five, ten minute walk away from the building, right? So I was walking from the car park to our building. And in the middle of a really busy intersection. If you live in Auckland, it's the intersection between Sky City and TVNZ. It's probably one of the busiest intersections in the city. It goes straight up to the motorway. Yeah.

Like that's where you go. And there was a sack in the middle of the road. Like Santa sack? Like a plastic garbage sack, but a clear one. How big? Pretty big. Like a big rubbish bin full of rubbish

yeah like a bag that big okay and people were standing around and they were like what is that? what is that thing in the middle of the road?

a body some people were like is it valuable? whatever it was it was big enough that if a car hit it it would cause some damage so I thought

oh this is my time this is my moment this is my chance to be a hero yeah yeah so I walked out into traffic and I've never done this before, and I held my hand up, and I was like, stop, stop, stop, and I was doing this.

You're so dramatic. I was like, excuse me, excuse me, everybody. I'm going to do something good. And as I got closer to the bag, I still couldn't tell what it was, and I was gesturing to the bag going, over here, I've got to get this thing. I get to the bag, and I couldn't tell what it was. And I was gesturing to the bag going, over here, I've got to get this thing. I get to the bag and I bend down to pick it up. And it's a bag full of

chopped off pig's feet. Well, that was probably the last thing I was going to say it was. Ew. You dropped it. Fairly disgusting. Some butchery truck. Pig's trotters is the technical term for them. And I was like, oh, God. Well, I'm here now. I've got to get this off the road. So I went to pick it up. butchery truck. Pigs trotters is the technical term for them.

And I was like, oh, God. Well, I'm here now. I've got to get this off the road. So I went to pick it up. And it was too heavy. I had to drag the sack of pigs feet off the road. Anyway, I was still going, stop, stop. Drag it off the road.

Get it to the side of the road. And everyone goes, oh, yuck, yuck, yuck. And then this guy comes running over. And he's like, oh, my bag. I was like, is this yours? He goes, yeah. The back door of my truck's broken and my shit's been falling out all day. That's so dangerous.

Fix that. Yeah. Especially if you've got dead animal parts in the back of the truck. At least we know what happened to Spider Pig now. Anyway, that's my story. And if I didn't tell you it on the radio, then I don't get all the hero points. Oh, and that's the only reason you did it in the first place. No, no, the only reason I did it was safety. Yeah, sure it is.

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