ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 18th 2018

Episode Date: October 18, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, New Zealand. It is your favourite show. No. What were you going to say?

I'm trying to find a way to integrate the kereru into our show branding because the kereru is now a hugely successful bird. So we want to jump on that train. So we want to get on the bandwagon with the kereru is now a hugely successful bird. So we want to jump on that train. So we want to get on the bandwagon with the kereru. Yes. It's popular and if we align ourselves

with the kereru then we'll be popular too. But I haven't quite got the wording right. Stick with me. Oh no, I'm sticking with you. I have to

by contract. Legally. Yeah, legally. Another couple of years at least. Contractually binding, yeah. Hey, today on the show we will try and give away another double pass to Taylor Swift. Oh, we gave away six yesterday to Lauren.

Yeah, the backlog of tickets, because they jackpot each day if they don't go. Yes. You've got to out-Swift Ross Boss for these tickets, for a double pass to go and see her on her Reputation World Tour at Mount Smart. What's up Ross Boss at the moment? What's up him? Yeah. Haven't checked.

I was going to say, what's up Ross Boss at the moment? What's up him? Yeah. I haven't checked. I was going to say what's up Ross Boss' ass. I probably should have finished it and then I didn't want to use that word. I don't know, but he is very petty with this game. He is a huge Taylor Swift fan and he's using his knowledge to stand between his own listeners. He's so savage. Yeah. I was so proud of Lauren yesterday for winning those tickets. She cried. She cried.

She did. We had a crier. So if you think you can do that and take on Ross, 440. You need to call us at 440 to out-swift Ross Boss for two free tickets today. Speaking of Ross Boss, I don't want to make it all about him, but we need to open the show speaking about him today. What's he done? He has lied to us.

As a show, Ross Boss has lied to us. Has he lied to our face? He's denied you of something that you're entitled to. And me, and everybody associated with the Bree and Clint show.

This is no BS. I don't know what's happened. You've uncovered something. I've uncovered something by listening to a different radio station. I'm about to take Ross Boss down. We're going to get him in here next. If you wanted to hear a member of upper management squirm,

stick around. Are we going to interrogate him next? We're just going to put it to him straight. Put all the cards on the table and find out where he's at with it. I've always wanted to interrogate a six foot eight man. We'll get him in straight up the Lord. This is Green Lights. Big fan of the show.

Lord, huge fan. Lord, huge fan. Yeah, huge fan. ZM. You know that in my household, the radio in the morning is permanently locked to Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Love the FVM show. I was in an Uber this morning though, and he was playing a different radio station.

What was he playing? He was listening to sister station of ZM Radio Huraki. Oh yep love, you know how much I love that show. That's Jeremy Wells. Mainly Jeremy Wells I love. The man that you non-consensually sniffed at the work party I think it was consensual

he gave me the look. And host of Seven Sharp Smelt delicious like puppies and cookies. They said something on their show which to me Means we've been Lied to by our nearest and dearest Ross Boss Good afternoon Ross

I still don't know where this is going Neither do I, I think I'm about to get angry Before we go anywhere Is there anything you've been keeping from us As our employer Absolutely yes, lots. Let me be more specific. Are there any staff perks that Bree and I should be receiving

that you have kept from us and maybe kept from yourself? I know what this is about. Go on. I confronted their boss because he has no reason to lie to me. I did see you out there with him before. He doesn't have any control over me whatsoever and he has no reason not to tell me the truth. He operates from the same manager's handbook as you.

Well, does he? That's what Lane was talking about. His name is Mike Lane. Don't talk about Mike Lane like that. I'll talk about like how? He's a very, very intelligent man. I went to him for proof of what Matt and Jerry were talking about, a perk they receive that you and I, Bree,

should be receiving from Ross Boss, and this is what he said. Mike Lane, head of Radio Hauraki, sister station to ZM. What is the one work perk that all your announcers get? Uh, koru membership. Free. Rostafa! Koru membership.

Now, this particularly upset me because I've been villainised on this show since it began as some kind of hoity-toity rich man who shelled out

for his own koru membership. And I did. Do you know the wedge that has been forced into our relationship because he has a koru membership and I don't? We travel as a team. So there's two of us and our two producers. You can only take one guest. Do you know how hard it is for me?

Like the Hunger Games, choosing which of these tributes I'm going to take in for a club sandwich each time. And then, like she said, it drives a huge rift between us. We're all along. Brie could have a membership, I could have a membership, and we could take one of them each. What do you have to say for yourself?

I've actually never seen you so shocked, Brie. This is great. Look, you know, we've talked this week about perspective. The perspective is the Radio Haruki guys, I don't mean I don't know what they've got, but they also do the ACC So they're travelling for cricket a lot Yeah well we're travelling

For Friday Jams live parties They work all summer Yeah Cricket schmicket Yeah cricket schmicket It's expensive Cricket schmicket You know

Like it cost me $450 To renew my one yesterday On the company So I don't know how I can afford to get you guys one. So you've got one? Yes, I have. Excuse me, Ross.

Can you put a price on mine and Clint's happiness? Yeah, it's around about that $450 each is too much. No joke though. This is not for radio. I'm real annoyed. I know you are. I can't believe this is an actual thing. I heard rumours when I first started here. I don't know if it's an actual thing.

I don't know. Show me the policy. Where's the policy? Mike Lane just told us about it. He revealed everything. I know a lot about him. He's not trustworthy. I think we should,

there's only one solution. We need to get Jeremy Wells into the studio. Maybe he should take his clothes off. And I need him to take his clothes off just to see,

double check. Double check what? He doesn't have his Kauri membership tattooed on his body. You never know, he could. Just one final question for Ross

before we are done with you, before we send you away to rectify our contracts. Do Fletch, do Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch,

Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Flet rectify our contracts. Do Fletchford and Megan have a Kuru membership? Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't answer that. No, do answer it. So we're talking perspective again. Oh my god. I'm heating

up. I'm heating up. We're travelling to Wellington. Where's Belle? Run away. Run away, Belle. Hide your Kuru membership. What? Belle? They announce a Belle? If Cam Mantle has a goddamn Kuru membership, I quit. your kuru membership. What? Belle? They announce a Belle? If Cam Mansell has a goddamn kuru membership, I quit. Have you heard Celia on the weekends?

She loves it in there. Ross, we're travelling to Wellington next weekend for a Friday Jams Live pre-party at the establishment. Can we access the kuru membership as a team by then? Well, look. I am sure someone from Air New Zealand is listening right now and will send a few free passes your way so that when you...

Get out. Just go. Just go. Honestly, you better get out of here. Remember that time I tackled you during Birthday Banger? That was me at a 60. You don't want me to go to 100.

Let's talk some more. 0800 dial ZM. What's your work perk is what I was going to ask. Bombshell just dropped on the show. We have been lied to by the man we trust the most, Ross Boss. I never trusted him. Our professional confidant who it's just been revealed, not even by him.

I had to find out about it from another radio station that we are entitled to a Kuru membership each with our job and he's kept it for himself. I've never felt such betrayal. Like I looked up to Ross literally most of the time and now. Well, quite literally. Yeah, that's what I mean. He's very tall.

Yeah. I honestly can't believe that this has been going underneath our noses the whole time. Also, I've been made to feel like Uncle Moneybags because I treated myself to a Kuru membership. And now I know for sure that all the shade you've thrown at me, pure jealousy. Because look what it's done to you.

I didn't say it wasn't. The idea of a Kuru membership has set you on fire. I can't believe Fletch, Vaughan and Megan have been living the high life. And you know what else I've realised? What? Because Fletch, Vaughan and Megan all have one, that means they take their three producers, James, Caitlin and Anya, whenever they travel, they all travel in style.

Yeah. Not our show. No, we're just slumped. Well, I'm in there. Well, you're in there. You guys are slumped. And you wave to us when you're in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sometimes I bring out a gluten-free cookie. We want to know, though, on our in there. Well, you're in there. And you wave to us when you're in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I bring out a gluten-free cookie. We want to know, though, on 0800DALZM, what's your work perk, Natalie? We get medical insurance, life insurance, and income protection. Whoa! Your work cares about you a lot. Yes, they do.

Or you do a very dangerous job. Oh, yeah. No. What do you do? I'm an office administrator and PA. Oh, my God. That's like the, I mean, no shade to your job. That's one of the most low-risk jobs I can imagine.

Unless you're going to rip your hand off in a filing cabinet. There is the guillotine. It's quite dangerous. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an awesome perk. Those are expensive things, too. They're so expensive. I'd be going, oh, no, I need a filling.

Would you rather that or a koru membership? Still a koru membership. Me too. Owen, what's your work perk? Yeah, I'm a truck driver and my family lives up north. I work in Auckland. So I get to take the company vehicle home every weekend to see them. Yeah, it looks after me pretty well.

Fantastic perk. Is the work vehicle a truck though? Yes. Like, would it be more efficient for them to grab like a staff Suzuki Swift that you would use on the weekend or? Nah, I like my truck. Now that I think about it, Owen, that is a huge perk considering how much fuel costs at the moment.

Yeah, yeah. You do get free gas with it, right? Yeah. Oh, that. You do get free gas with it, right? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Christy. Christy, what's your work perk? Hey, guys. Sorry to hear about our old Ross boss. You guys should probably get his credit card out and pay for your membership with the credit card.

I know, right? Do you feel absolutely backstabbed, Christy, knowing that? Oh, I think that's absolutely bull, especially because everyone else is getting it. Disgusting. And not a first world problem at all, Christy, knowing that? Oh, I think that's absolutely bull, especially because everyone else is getting it. Disgusting. And not a first world problem at all, Christy. I know, right? Poor us.

What do you get? I've just started a permanent position and I work in administration. So we get, fortunately, we're quite lucky, we get five weeks annual leave instead of four, because you stand for. And we also get something that, I don't know what the word's called,

but it's basically unlimited sick leave. What? Unlimited sick leave? I think if you didn't turn up every Monday and every Friday, it might be a little bit suspicious. We don't have your standard five days or whatever it is a year. No, it's like Bree's rule with a buffet. Don't make it unlimited if you don't want me to use it all.

Exactly right. That's an awesome perk. Finally, Hannah, what's your work perk? Hey, we get a car with free fuel, phone, laptop, iPad, and most importantly, we go on overseas

conference for the last three years with VG. And Hannah, how long have you been working for your parents? Hannah, how long have you been a drug dealer? No comment from Hannah. Who do you work for? I prefer not to say, but I work at sales. Yeah, she can't say because everyone will want to work there.

Time for a bit of vape news. Are you a vaper? No. You don't vape? No. You know you don't smoke. Don't smoke, don't vape, no. Don't smoke, don't vape. You're a clean team. I know you love to vape. Caveat, I will enjoy someone else's vape

later in the evening. You know who you are like? You're like Chandler from Friends. Why? Because I got a third nipple? No, because you know how he's obsessed with smoking. He loves it. He's given it up, but then he still craves it bad.

Have you ever had vape? Yes. And? Eh. Oh, okay. Eh. All right. Whenever there's a vape around, you literally turn in,

your eyes glaze over. Can you not paint me as a... A couple of years ago, Rhythm and Vines, I got a vape and it was the best weekend of my life. That's a true story. Can you please not paint me as a... I'm not saying you vape often.

I'm not a vape ambassador. But you crave some vape. Okay. There's bad news out for the vape community. Researchers from the University of Athens have said that vapes and e-cigarettes could be as bad, if not worse for you, than actual ciggies. Yeah, well, duh. Yeah, I know. I'm not that surprised. Is that much more smoke that comes out of those things? They said that it can cause serious inflammation of the lungs

and the presence of inflammation-producing proteins becomes elevated. Do you know how they figured this out? No. Tested it on mice. Now, I don't agree with animal testing at the best of times. Like, stop putting lipstick on the animals and all that stuff. What kind of evil scientist is forcing a mouse to vape? Yeah, and how do they make them vape?

Do they have to give them a couple of mouse beers first or? And when the mice start vaping, does part of them want like a Monster Energy Flat Peak cap as well? They're like, oh, I've got to do some motocross. Anyway, that's the bad news. Is that good news? No, but there's also a vape warning Do you want a vape warning too?

I feel like you need a vape warning I'll sound the vape siren, hang on It's quite long Alright Warnings have been issued For Chinese vaping liquid company All right. Warnings have been issued for Chinese vaping liquid company, Hello Sig. They sell their vape liquid around the world.

Is it sold here in NZ? It's sold in the States, and some people may be importing this one. Their latest flavour contains the erection drugs Viagra and Cialis in its ingredients. Oh, no. No crap. They've done a Viagra vape. And it's not for the flavour.

It's the actual drug. You're inhaling Viagra. The warnings are... I can tell. I know what one of the warnings would be. Don't do this in a public place The warnings are The drug could potentially cause

Symptoms Yeah That could last for two days Two days? Two days Why has someone created this? Why? Can you imagine you're just a casual vaper on a Saturday night

and you go, I don't usually do this. I can just imagine you at Rhythm and Vines this year. Hey, guys. No, I've just had a vape. Don't get too close to me in the mosh pit, Clint. Run away from Clint. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Let's go.

It's time to out-Swift the oldest. Just trying to get your attention. The biggest. Taylor Swift fan, Ross Boss. He's here, and he is the key to you getting two tickets to Taylor's Reputation World Tour, November the 9th. That's a Friday at Mount Smart Stadium. How good was it yesterday when Lauren took Ross down?

She got six tickets because they've been jackpotting each day they couldn't go. I mean, you ruined two other listeners' whole week when you took their tickets. They didn't try hard enough though, did they? All right. All right, mate. Lauren kind of deserved it.

You do love Taylor. That's a genuine thing, right? Oh, and there's a genuine thing right Oh and There's respect Alright You are I'd throw the L word out easily Anna

Do you Do you rate your chances At the Taylor Swift tickets Anna Hi Hi don't choke on us Probably not Yeah I was going to say

Come on Anna You've got to get You've got to get Two out of three questions right And you can have a double pass, okay? Cool. Very chill about it. Anna, you need to buzz in really quick.

Have you been listening this week? Yeah, I have been. Okay, great. Your buzzer is your name. It is multi-choice, but if you think you know it, don't wait, because Ross will get in there before you. When you're ready, Bree, give Anna her first question. All right, here we go, guys.

Taylor Swift was born in 1989, but on what day and month? Anna. Ross. Ross just. I think it's December 13th. December 13th.

No way. Is correct. You absolute loser. The 13th thing's just a thing. But December, I just kind of guessed. Did you know that, Anna? That's correct. You absolute loser. Well, the 13th thing's just a thing. Yeah. That's just a thing, but it seemed right. I just kind of guessed. Did you know that, Anna? Yeah, I did actually.

You were so close. Okay. It sucks to be Anna. You're such an arsehole. You're still in this, Anna. Come on, Anna. You can do it. Here we go.

Question number two. Question number two. Taylor Swift has one brother. What is his name? Anna. Yes, Anna. Austin. Yes, it is his name? Anna. Yes, Anna. Austin. Austin is correct.

Yes. Here comes a tiebreaker. That's one all. Did you know that, Ross? That's what I was going to say, but I wasn't quite sure. But yeah. Nice work, Anna. Very well done.

For the win and the tickets, question number three. What is the name of the first song Taylor ever wrote? Is it A, Lucky You, B, Our Song, or C, Pitcher to Burn? Anna. Anna, for the win and the tickets. A. Anna, you go to Taylor Swift. Yeah.

That's amazing. Thank you. Nice work, Anna. You're so amazing. Thank you. Nice work, Anna. You're so welcome. She killed it. Yeah, she did very well there. Wasn't really a fan of Taylor back then. Couldn't just let her have it.

Couldn't just let her have it. We'll play this one more time tomorrow at 4.40. If you want to double pass a Taylor Swift on the Reputation World Tour, you can win them then. Or if you want to buy them, they are still available. LiveNation.co.nz, November 9. It's a Friday at Mount Smart Stadium. Bree and Clint on ZM.

It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get some songs on. What was top of the charts on people's 16th birthdays? Let's have a look. Who do we want to start with? Let's go Tom. Hey, Tom.

Hello, Tom. Hello. How's it going? What's your birthday, Tom? Birthday is the 3rd of April, 1988. Okay, Tom. You were 16 in 2004 on the 3rd of April and top of the charts was this.

Oh, speaking of Friday Jams Live, the man himself, you've got Usher. Banger. Banger. Banger. Banger. Get it in Banger. Banger. Get it in ya. Get it in ya, Tom. All right.

Not bad to start off. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Alan. Alan. Steve.

I'm here, yeah. What's your birthday, Steve? It's 1st of November, 1982. Okay, Steve, you were 16 in 1998 on the 1st of November, and this is your birthday banger. Emotional banger. Another good Steve. Another good Steve.

Yes, Steve Tyler. I don't want to miss a thing. Great Steve. Are your lips as big as his? No. No, they're not. Producers, can we just check in the background, please, if that song's been played in Birthday Banger before or not?

I'm not sure. Producer Ben? We'll come back to that when we deliberate. I think he's on. Oh, yeah. Ben, you know? No, it hasn't. It hasn't been played.

It hasn't been played, no. Okay. The boss of the whole company is standing behind you right now. I'm not sure he wants to hear Aerosmith on ZM. No, he does. No, he's keen for it. He is keen. If I know Dean, if I know Dean Buchanan, he's keen for it.

Last person up to play is Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how are you going? Good. What's your birthday? 8th of July, 1993. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2009 on the 8th of July,

and this is your birthday banger. Another fantastic option. We've got great songs today. Yeah, these are good ones. Sam, you get Black Eyed Peas. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay, now I know we've played Where's the Love, Black Eyed Peas. We have. We haven't played that one, I don't

think. Haven't played I Got a Feeling. So what do you want to hear? We got Usher Headliner of Friday Jams Live Yes We've got Aerosmith From the 80s

And we've got The Black Eyed Peas I Got A Feeling I mean usually I'd say Aerosmith But the boss Of the whole company Is standing

Outside the studio No I want you to say What you want to hear For Birthday Banger I mean Aerosmith I want you to back yourself Like I like that Aeros Banger. I mean, Aerosmith. I want you to back yourself. Like, I like that Aerosmith song, but it's...

A bit depressing. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. For some reason, Black Eyed Peas is coming to me. Black Eyed Peas is your jam today? Yeah, I feel like it. I kind of hear you, because Usher is my number one. And it gets played a lot.

But it gets played a lot. It's going to get played tomorrow all day for the Friday Jam's Live Blitz as well. So, Sam, we're going to play your Birthday Banger today. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Get it in ya. Get it in ya, Sam. All right.

Give us a get it in ya. Get it in ya. Yes. This is birthday banger Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM. Bree and Clint. It's the Black Eyed Peas and I Got a Feeling,

the winner of birthday Banger today. Bring back Fergie. Right. She needs them. They need her. No, it's hard because you know how she's a part of the royal family as well. And then she's trying to do the Black Eyed Peas on the side. And she's got that Weight Watchers contract.

Yeah. Yeah. And then her daughter just got married. All I'm saying is it's a bit creepy for three dudes to get up on stage and sing about lovely lady lumps. Like it's not quite appropriate unless Fergie's in there as well. Will.i.am's my lovely lady lumps.

Check it out. Brie and Clint. Is there anything important to say? We never do. Brie and Clint on ZM. This time yesterday we were live streaming to the Um, is there anything important to say? We never do. This time yesterday, we were live streaming to the world on Facebook as Anne-Lise, the bisexual, made her final decision, gave out her final rose and chose her new, well, boyfriend. Do you reckon they're together?

That means they're boyfriend, girlfriend? Ooh, that's how I read it. They're going to Hawaii together. This is the moment. You want to hear the moment one more time? Yeah, of course. This is what happens. This has been a really hard decision for me.

You two are both really amazing people and I feel like we've really come on a journey from the beginning, I guess. But the one person I would really like to go overseas with is Tom. We've been re-watching that moment today. It's actually quite hard to watch. It is hard to watch because there was real feelings involved

and you can see that obviously Jade wasn't expecting that. No. And Tom wasn't really expecting it either. Both of them didn't really know what was going to happen. I think Jade, rightly or wrongly, thought that she had the connection. We both thought that too. And I think that Tom thought that Jade had it too. And so they were both

I mean it shocked me. Anne-Lise did the old switcheroo on us. Yeah, we were both kind of shocked because we did feel like she had a real connection with Jade but I think she has a connection with Tom as well. A little bit of goss for you. Tom's Instagram profile picture has been changed to a picture of Anne-Lise. Also a little bit of goss for you.

Jade's Instagram story last night got pretty saucy. Oh, yeah. She, we'll put it this way. She went out and celebrated with her friends and got over it how she decided to get over it. That looked like a big night. And celebrate she did. She had a big flight today.

I think she's had to leave the country for work today. Yeah. That'll be a rough flight for her. Which, I mean, it was a long journey that we started and it was an idea that we had many, many weeks ago. And we wanted to have a hashtag real chat about the bisexual because it's been all light and fun and that's how we wanted to do it because it was about you know people finding a connection with someone and

finding love yeah it was never about turning it into something edgy or like crazy and wacky for the radio yeah we pictured it to play out to maybe change a few people's minds, create a bit of bi visibility and really champion the LGBTQI plus community in a really good light. And I hope we did that. I hope we did too. Yeah. It did have people from all different backgrounds in it.

We had not just bisexual people, we had gay people in there. Yes. And straight dudes who probably had never had anything to do with the queer community before too. Yeah, exactly. So that bit was cool for me that you are exposing people to different ways of thinking. Yeah, and for me, Clint, when I got into radio,

and I mean I love hopefully making people laugh and that's our main goal is to have fun and, you know, have some humour and some laughs and whatever. But I also want to be a voice that champions equality and that's our main goal is to have fun and, you know, have some humour and some laughs and whatever. But I also want to be a voice that champions equality and fairness and we have that platform. We are blessed to be able to do this every day. And to be honest, the bisexual has been one of the most, I guess, proud moments in my career for radio because we took something,

we took an idea and we wanted to make it something that was, you know, treated with dignity and integrity and I feel like we really did that. I hope we did that. Yeah, and I could tell from the start how much this meant to you specifically, so I'm glad we were able to do that. The other bit I'm most proud of actually is whenever you do something like this on a radio station, you're braced for some negative feedback.

Of course, and we brace for that. And remember that time we talked about that cake store in Walkworth who wouldn't do the wedding cake for the gay couple? Yes. They said it's not in their beliefs. And even when we did that, there were some people who were angry at us for our opinion on it. And being unfair.

This time around, we didn't get the backlash. And I didn't want it and I wasn't waiting for it, but I'm kind of stoked that maybe that means that attitudes in this country have developed even further. Do you know how humbling it's been for me to sit in this job and go through this journey, the bisexual, where we had meetings beforehand and they were saying, you guys need to brace yourselves because you're putting your faces

on something that might create a bit of controversy and backlash. And I said, I'm willing to do that. And you backed me 100% because our show is about equality and fairness. And I'm so excited and happy that this country embraced and really connected, I hope, with something that, you know, is just people wanting to meet people. Yeah. Also, I don't really care about the opinions of narrow-minded idiots.

So I was actually a little bit disappointed that we didn't get some angry redneck emails. We didn't even get any. Why are you exposing my kid to this crap? I mean, we might now. We might now. Because we've asked for it. But hey, we created a new couple.

They're off on a holiday. It's all good. How good is love? It's all love. Oh, we're just personal jinx on love. Whoa. Whoa. Okay.

All right. And thank you if you've been on the journey with us. It's been a hell of a lot of fun. We really appreciate it. Yeah. Brie and Clint on ZM. I want to talk to you just briefly, Brie, about your sex life. Is that all right?

Is it all right? I don't know. I'm asking permission. Well, it's pretty zero, so yeah. Well, that's where I'm coming at it from. From the point of view as a friend who wants to help. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's where you're coming at it from.

Because I know it's been hard for you, even doing this bisexual thing. Come on. Watching all these people have a chance at happiness, and you, I mean, you... It's not all about that, mate. Well, I know that, I know it's a big bed that you have up there in Ponsonby, Auckland,

and there's room for two. All right. So, let me just give you some info. Okay? This is an article that's been written by a sex writer, a sexbert, you could say, by the name of Lee Suckling. Oh, my God. He's a Kiwi too.

I think he works in the building. Come on, man. Lee Suckling. This is a business card. Lee Suckling, sexbert. And what it is, what it details is a list of things in your bedroom that may be hindering your sex life. Right.

Okay? And they're very simple things to fix. So if any of these do concern you, then they're things that we can rectify very quickly. Well, last week I had a six-foot sex in my room. Yes. Sharing my bed. Yeah. And how did that go for you? It literally hindered my sex life more than usual.

Yeah, because he was here to pash Cam Mansell. Yeah. He was here to pash all the hot dudes. Okay, so here we go. This is what I have for you is five things that you can change or that we can check off for your room. And this goes for anybody listening too. Anybody who is in need of a bedmate, maybe these things you can change or that we can check off for your room and this goes for anybody listening too. Anybody who is in need of a bed

mate, maybe these things you can check for yourself. First thing that he identifies is bed positioning. Now your bed should be accessible for maximum pleasure and mood. Your bed should be accessible from both sides

because no one wants to finish and then be trapped between a person and the wall. No, that's fair. Check. My bed is in... In the middle of the room. In the middle of the room. Fantastic.

We can push forward with that one. Not a problem. What is producer Ben holding his head for? What have you planned? Next one. No, no, no. This is a simple checklist, okay? Simple checklist.

Next one, sheets. Yes. They've said you should have white sheets. Coloured or printed sheets are for old ladies. This is according to the expert. Beige sheets are boring and not sexy. And dark sheets look like you have something to hide because you think they need washing less frequently.

So that's true. So what colour are your sheets? I've got patterned sheets. Ooh. No, but they're trendy. I take a lot of pride in my sheets, can I say. Like at the moment, I've got a white sheet with black spots. White sheet, black spots?

No, I'll give you that. That's okay. Still a light colour sheet. I'm just going to say I used to have a black sheet. Of course you did. And it was the first thing that my now wife, then girlfriend Lucy, got rid of. Yeah, because she put a black light on it and then mortified. Excuse me.

Third thing, and this is things in your room, decor-wise, that could be hindering your sex life. Photographs near the bed of loved ones or dead family pets. They're a big no-no because no one wants to be watched by grandma. What about exes? You do not have a picture of your ex. I turned it around. You do not.

It's in the living room now. No, it's not. Don't lie. It actually is. There's a picture of your ex in the living room. It's turned around. What do I do with it? I don't know what to do with it.

It's in a nice frame. I know what you're saying. Do I chuck it out? I don't know. Unfortunately, I chuck it out? I don't know. Unfortunately, you chuck it out, I think. Yeah. Can I take the photo out? Unless you've been widowed, I think you chuck it out.

Okay. Because you've got to... Is it in the bedroom though? No. Then you're fine. Okay, good. It's okay. Sweet.

You can breeze these people past the lounge quickly as they enter your apartment. Fourth of five things, mirrors. Now, you should not be able to see yourself from the bed because that's intimidating for a new partner. Really? Do you have a mirror visible from your bed? Only on the roof.

No, of course I don't. Okay, you're good there. No. Last one. So far, I'm going well. Last one, mess. If your bedroom is a mess, nobody wants to go in there because it seems gross and it looks like you don't have your life in order.

Is your room in a mess? No, it's not. Your room is perfectly fine. Then what's wrong with me? So why is no one coming to sleep at your house? What's wrong with you? I really don't know. Could be the smell.

Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint's Which Wine Is It? Look, we've been guessing wines this week, Clint. How do you think we've been going? Well, we're celebrating the New World Wine Awards and you've got to admit, Brie, we've done pretty, pretty well. I mean, I've enjoyed it. Oh, as far as work, like a job is concerned?

Yeah. Best part of our day. We sit here, drink wine with blindfolds on and make wild stabs in the dark. I would like a white wine today. We had red yesterday. I'm up for a, I'd like a sparkling. Ooh. I don't think they'll give us a sparkling though because it's too obvious.

Pretty easy. Although it's still different between sparkling and, yeah. Anyway, Mary, hi. Hi, Mary. Hello. Are still a difference between sparkling and... Yeah, anyway, Mary, hi. Hi, Mary. Hello. Are you a wine snob? Oh, sort of. Oh, yeah.

No, not really. You know how you know? Mary, do you have a decanter? Do I what? No, she's not a snob. No, she's not a snob. Okay, Mary, the $500 voucher is yours if we get the wine right. We may need clues, though,

and we need to buy those clues from your voucher. Each clue is $100. We will need your permission. Do you understand? Yep. Alright Mary, let's do this thing. We haven't managed to give away the $500 straight away at all yet. Today might be the day.

We've only gone as low as $300. Feels cold. Feels cold. Feels cold. It's not in a flute, though, which makes me think it's not going to be as... Let me just have a sniff. Yeah, really hits the back of the nostril. Okay. It's quite very fruity. We've had a Pinot Gris, a buttery chard, and a...

A velvety red. Shirah. Shirah, Shirah. Here we go. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Why do you always cheers me?

I can't see you. All right, straight in there. Okay. Oh, I like this one. Oh, I like that a lot. Now, again, I don't know anything about wine, but to me, that feels like a dessert wine. You reckon?

Well, it's very sweet. What, like a Riesling? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even think about a Riesling. So there's a Riesling and there's a Moscato and then there's also a Savvy Bee. Isn't a Moscato a sparkler? A Moscato isn't a sparkler.

Oh, okay. But it's very sweet. Right. And a Riesling is usually sweet too. Now, I know that that's white, so I don't need to, I wouldn't buy a clue to take the blindfold off if I were you, Brie. Yeah, no, I agree.

It's definitely white. But I do want to buy one clue, but we'll leave the blindfolds on. How do you feel about that, Mary? Yep, nice sweet as. Mary, should I have another sip? Yep, definitely. See, Mary told me to, so I'm just going I have another sip? Yep, definitely. See, Mary told me to, so I'm just going to have another sip. Not from the bottle, I hope.

I've got the whole bottle over here. Ellie, can we have another clue, please? All right, we're going to $400. Yes, please. Your clue, part of this wine's name is French for white. Oh, I knew I should have paid attention in sixth form French. I actually speak French. Do you?

Yeah. No. No, I do. No, actually serious. Yeah. So, you know, chedon, chérie. That actually means, how's it going Cheryl? Cheryl. La French. Let's go through the French colours we know.

There's rouge. Which is red. There is bleu. Bleu. There's... What is white? Bleu? What's bleu?

Black. No, that's not black. Oh, this is hard. What are some French words for wine? I think, Mary, should I have another sip? Sauvignon bleu. Sauvignon blanc. Blanc.

Blanc. Blanc is white. Blanc is white in French. Do you think it's a Savvy? Because that's a Savvignon Blanc because Blanc is white. I think I should have another sip. Hold on. Some people like to drink wine through their nostril.

Mary. Yeah. Don't do that. Bree's snorting wine while I'm over here fairly confident it's a Sauvignon Blanc. Are you happy for me to lock that in at $400 or do you need another clue? No, I think if you're confident, yep, no, definitely lock it in. Bree, can I lock it in? I'm just going to have one more sip.

Oh, my God. All right, mate. Ellie, we would like to lock in. Oh, I don't know. Really? I think it might be a Riesling. Blanc. Okay, I'll go with you.

Because they do that hoity-toity dinner, you know, on the rooftop in white and they call it dinner en blanc where everyone has to wear white. Yeah, blanc definitely, I mean, in French means white. Ellie. Oh, no. We're going to lock in savignon blanc. You're going to lock it in for $400.

That's the type of wine, right? I'm not going mental. That is a wine. Savignon, savignon, savignon blanc. Savvy B, lock it in. All right, locking it in? Oh, no. All right.

You are drinking a Harwood Hall Sauvignon Blanc. Yay! Oh, my gosh. A drink to celebrate. Mary, you and that hungry baby have got $400 to go and spend at New World, okay? Oh, my God, I am so happy. Oh, good work, Clint. That was so awesome.

And Brie. Oh, I was going to say, I did most of the drinking. She gave nothing to this. And now I'm listening to the baby and I'm hearing 50-50 split to food and wine. So congratulations. I love the sound of that. You're welcome, girl. Thank you so much.

The New World Wine Awards are on now. You can discover New World's top drops with the New World Wine Awards gold medal winning wines all under $25. Brie and Clint on Zitium. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot little skill where she can pick a movie just off a couple of sentences about the plot.

Now, the figures for the year read 12-2. Producers, are we sure those scores are accurate? We're absolutely sure that those scores are up to date? Yeah, they're 100% up to date, but one of them was an actual one, the listeners. Right, so Producer Ben is saying one of the wins was the listeners

and one of the wins was Robinson. You're holding on to the fact that Robinson beat you. She is not a member of the show, therefore she has the opportunity to listen, so she represents the listeners I'm still going to say debatable You're up 12 games to 2 Honestly, chill out

It's all I've got Taking you on first Representing the people is Jazz Hi Jazz Hi Jazz Hi You a movie buff? Yeah, I think I am

Okay, here's how it works I have a plot line I'm going to start reading it. As soon as you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name, Jazz. If you get it right, you take the point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. We're all clear?

Yeah. Here we go. Movie number one. Good luck to both competitors. Under the orders of the Sultan's evil advisor... Break, Aladdin. Get in there, son! Oh, God.

Whoa. Woo! Couple of wines in me and off I go. Oh, Jazz, I am so sorry. You didn't stand a chance there. Sorry, Jazz. That's all right. Okay.

See ya. What was it about that one? I love that movie. You love Aladdin? I love Aladdin. Right, okay. Childhood favourite. Do you know Aladdin has topped several polls of Disney's hottest prince?

Really? Yeah. Jasmine's pretty hot too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next up to play is Julie. You know who else is hot in that movie? Raja, the tiger. Any other cartoons you're attracted to?

I mean, Kim Possible was pretty hot. Hi, Julia. Julie. Hi. Hi, Julia. Julie. It's Julie. Oh, sorry, Julie. It's okay. Had a couple of venos. Julie. Hi. Hi, Julia. Julie. It's Julie. Oh, sorry, Julie.

It's okay. Had a couple of venos. Here we go. You know the deal, Julie. Buzz in when you know what it is. Okay. Movie number two. A former New York-based writer and his glamorous wife

present a portrait of a blissful marriage to the public. However, when something happens on the couple's fifth wedding anniversary, Nick is front page news everywhere. The resulting police pressure and media frenzy caused the family's image of a happy union to crumble, leading to tantalising questions about who Nick and Amy truly are.

Is it an olden day movie? I hate olden day movies. No, very recent. Starring Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike and a very small glimpse of Ben Affleck's penis. Haven't seen it. Really? Haven't seen it.

No, I haven't seen it either. The movie, Ben Affleck's penis, a couple of times. When this happens, when no one gets it from the plot, I will begin spelling out the title of the movie letter by letter. You can buzz in when you think you know what it is. First letter. G. O.

N. E. Bree. Bree. Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is incorrect. Julie. Julie. Julie. Gone Girl. Brie. Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is incorrect. Julie. Julie.

Julie. Gone Girl. Gone Girl is correct. Woo-hoo! Who would have thought that Ben Affleck wasn't the star of Gonorrhea? I mean, it's just the way the cookie crumbles. I don't even care. I lost that just for that joke.

Good on you, Julie. Well done. Great work, Julie. Melissa, we're at tiebreak, my friend. You can do this. You can be the third only member of the Breein Clint listening public to ever defeat Breein. What's the plot?

How's the pressure? Hey, Melissa. Very high. Hey, Melissa. Yes? Run at me. I'll try. Here we go.

Your buzzer is your name. I can't lose it here. Movie number three. Propelled to the top of the fashion world by an iconic photogenic gaze, a dim-witted male model. Great. Zoolander. Zoolander is correct.

Give her that wine. She cannot be beat Especially when she's drunk it seems Victory tasting sweet What are you doing tonight Melissa? Want to go see Gonorrhea? Brie and Clint on ZM I don't even know where to start with this

Well can I just say before you do start This next thing is all your idea Oh come on It is. Well. And you're the driving force behind it. Okay. I'm just, I vowed to support you in whatever you want to do.

I'll own it. So I'm here with you. You seem pretty keen when we threw up the idea earlier. No, I said I'm not interested. I said it's not a thing that appeals to me. So Clint and I were having a conversation off the air this afternoon and I was talking about, you know, things that you do in the bedroom, you know, this and that, like maybe a little bit unusual.

Actually, to be honest, I don't think this is unusual at all. I don't think it's that unusual. I just don't, it doesn't appeal to me at all. I think it's pretty rare though. We were talking about the art of... Say it. It's okay, say it. Sucking on a finger.

I didn't know how to put it. That's the only way to put it. I'll do it for you. Bree said... I said, who's doing that? And Bree goes, I don't mind a finger suck. I said, I don't mind it. If it's done right, I don't mind it. How can it be done right?

I mean, I don't mean to get too PG-13 on this, but the finger is not an erogenous zone. That's what you would think. But Clinton Roberts, I'm here to tell you, and I'm here to open your mind, because you said to me, I've never had that done to me before, ever. Is that correct?

I don't want it done. It's not that I've been waiting for it to happen. How do you know you don't want it done? You've never experienced it. Well, I know one thing. I don't want it done. It's not that I've been waiting for it to happen. How do you know you don't want it done? You've never experienced it. Well, I know one thing. I don't want it done by you. And I said, I'm a good friend. I'm willing... Is this happening? Yeah.

I'm willing to give you that experience. For the record, I don't want it. I still don't want it. Do you want blindfold or no blindfold? I think I want blindfold. You want blindfold because if you can't see me, maybe it'll be better. Maybe I can pretend it's someone else. Is this considered

cheating by the way? Because if it is, I'm very sorry to my beautiful, beautiful wife Lucy. I don't think Lucy's too worried about me. And to be honest, she doesn't want to do this thing to me. So it might as well happen. And if I don't give you this experience, it takes it off Lucy's plate.

Give me the blindfold. The blindfold's just over here. I'd rather you in the black blindfold. It's sexier. Okay, let's just try and keep it platonic, all right? All right, I'm going to make my way over to you. Okay, so don't freak out. I'm going to make my way over.

Okay, you've taken my finger in your hand. Are you ready? I don't know that I'm ever going to be ready. By the way, we should have given some warning for this break, but it's too late now. We're here now. Hey, it's just one friend sucking on another

friend's finger. Not a big deal. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Can I get a countdown? I put some chapstick on for you. Can you just... Okay, you ready? Your breath is so warm.

Is it whiny? Okay, you ready? Three, two, one, commence. Oh, God. It was so... Good? Warm. It was so...

Oh, God, I feel... I've got a sweaty upper lip up. I feel adulterated. I feel... No, out of 10. I feel liberated. How was it? I feel invigorated.

What's your thoughts on a toe? I draw the line. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's weird people make the world go round. They also provide fantastic content for radio shows and that's why we love them. We thank you. I'd like to orally transport you now to Hackensack, New Jersey.

Is there a place called Hackensack? Yeah. How are these people? Is that where the hacky sack was invented? Not as dumb a question as it sounds. Could be. I don't know. Can one of the producers please Google where the hacky sack was invented

while we swiftly move on. A man named Mike Roman, who's 41 years old, has hit the news because his diet for the last four decades, so basically his entire life, consists of two things. Pizza. How good's pizza? And peanut butter sandwiches. Oh, how good's peanut butter sandwiches?

Fantastic. Both great things. In moderation. What, so he doesn't eat anything else? He doesn't eat anything else. So the man pretty much has been eating peanut butter sandwiches for lunch every single day since he was at school, and he switches up his lunch between peanut butter sandwiches and pizza,

but he always, always, always has pizza for dinner. That, come on. After a while, surely he's like, might change it up with a pad thai. No, not Mike Roman. So this is where he gives himself some variety, and it is the spice of life, even in someone as rigorously basic as Mike. He says when he's feeling adventurous,

he'll have his peanut butter on a cracker. Oh, look out. Or if he's... Not peanut butter on pizza. No. Oh, look out. Or if he's really... Not peanut butter on pizza. No, well, I don't know about that. If he's really feeling jazzy, he'll toast the bread that his peanut butter goes on, aka have peanut butter toast.

I've seen a picture of the guy. He doesn't, I mean, he's just no art green. Is he single? No, he's not single. But he doesn't look like he's dying. Like that much carbs and cheese and sauce and oil. And he doesn't look, I mean, I'm sure he couldn't run a marathon. Maybe he has margarita.

The pizza. Yeah, that's the healthiest pizza. Everyone knows that. What about the cheese? Yeah, well, you know, you win some, you lose some. What about the dough? Yeah. What about the oil? Yeah, that's the healthiest pizza. Everyone knows that. What about the cheese? Yeah, well, you know, you win some, you lose some. What about the dough? Yeah. What about the oil?

Yeah. What about the... Oi, olive oil's not bad. It's okay. I mean, it could be worse. You know, my housemate, I used to have a flatmate that I lived with her for three years and in the first week of living with her,

she said to me, she goes, I've never drunk anything other than water. Nothing else? I said, what? She was 24 at the time. I said, you've never drunk anything other than water. She said, okay, I've had vodka water when she goes out, but she's never had anything other than water. If you're going to have vodka, you might as well have a Coke.

She had a fear of other coloured drinks. I can get that. I used to leave glasses of... So the drink she was most scared of, Coke. Yeah. And orange juice. Terrified of it. Orange juice?

Yeah. What about her bones? She's never even had a glass of nourishing miraka or milk. No, nah. Wow. Yeah, she was a freak. Just kidding. Yeah. What about her bones? She's never even had a glass of nourishing miraka or milk. No, nah. Wow. Yeah, she was a freak. Just kidding.

How hydrated though? How hydrated? Yeah, no, she was living her best life. We're going to ask the question, what's your weird diet this afternoon? Straight away, someone's already texted in and said, eggs, spinach and pork is all I eat. Is that my best friend, Alan? Eggs, spinach and pork.

That's all he eats, other than on a Saturday night. You can't say that. And also we already said pork. 0800 dial ZM. This is, I don't know how much we're going to get because these people are unicorns, probably unhealthy unicorns.

But that's fine. No, I think people have some weird stuff. What's your weird diet? Do you only eat one or two things total? Do you avoid? Yeah, needle in the haystack. Yeah, but let's see what we get, shall we? Yeah, 0800 dial ZM. What's your weird diet? Bree and Clint on ZM. We are talking weird diet after Mike Roman from Hackensack, New Jersey has hit the headlines for surviving for 40 years on just pizza and peanut butter sandwiches. That's very specific things.

By the way, we asked, is Hackensack where the hacky sack was invented? Is it? Producers have done the research. Came from Oregon. Really? So it did come from America though, obviously. Yeah. Oregon's in America.

Did you know that? Congratulations. We're all learning. I knew that. We've asked, what's your weird diet based off that. And someone texted and they said, does only pizza for a year and a half count? Yes.

Yeah, that counts. That counts. I mean, you've picked the best food possible to live on for a year. 100%. There's so many different types of pizza. Let's go to Roy on 0800DARLZM. Roy, what was your weird diet or what is your weird diet?

I was. I spent four years of my teenage years on McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner. How, Roy? How are you not dead? Well, I worked there so it was free so that was the upside for me. Yeah, I can see that. It was a cost-saving exercise.

What did it do to your body? Well, my metabolism was still good when I was young, so I didn't gain any weight, but I got lots of acne and pimples and stuff. Did you? That's the time to do it. I mean, McDonald's, fantastic treat meal, but every meal, every day?

Every meal, I'm going to say no. Yeah. That's interesting, Roy. He's still here. He's fine. He's living. Yeah, have you had any tests done? Like, have you checked your heart or anything?

Not recently, no. Maybe I should. And I need to ask Roy, now at the end, are you sick of McDonald's? Yeah. I wouldn't eat it if you paid me to. Really? My brother used to work at KFC, and he would come home

at the end of a shift with three buckets of chicken. Because they get rid of all the chicken from that night. Because you can't keep it. No. You can't keep it. And I like that they give it to the staff

rather than chuck it in the bin because I hate waste. But he would come home with three buckets of chicken. He would put one bucket of chicken on the dinner table for the family and he would go to his bedroom like on a Saturday night

with two buckets and he would disappear. We wouldn't see on a Saturday night, with two buckets. And he would disappear. We wouldn't see him for 36 hours. And that was him. What, he would be in his room with two buckets of chicken? Two buckets of chicken and PlayStation. And that's it.

And probably some kind of appetite enhancer as well. Someone else has texted in and said, oats, chicken and eggs. God, they must be the fittest person in the world. That sounds like a fitness one, right? Because there's a guy over that works in our office here. He was telling me, his name's James. He's on this diet at the moment where he literally just eats red meat.

Yeah, that's gross. That's it. That's gross. Like nothing else. Red meat? He's done it for two weeks already. Give you colon cancer. Apparently he's feeling good.

Apparently if you do it, I can't remember what the diet's actually called, but if you just do this diet where you eat red meat, it like makes your hair grow better and like your skin like. Yeah, but what is he looking? Is he looking for a Jason Momoa style hairdo or something? Like he doesn't need any more hair. He's not bald. I just don't get it.

I see him eating his dinosaur steaks in the staff room and they're bleeding everywhere. And I'm just like, what's that? Did you see him? Yeah. What? He wasn't eating like... A huge piece of meat.

An enormous piece of meat. Sounds like my Saturday night. All right. All right. All right. Brie and Clint on ZM.