ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 18th 2019
Episode Date: October 18, 2019FJL Swapshop Day51 Second Song Challenge!Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekGroomsvillaLottoRossBoss made 5kFJL Swapshop finalFriday-oke!Birthday Banger!Our new Facebook groupSurprise... gameshow is backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ireland and the world. Oh no. Oh no. No we were on, that's fine. Keep that. Keep that. Did you get it?
Yeah we're good. Oh did you only get half of it? Did you only get part of what I said?
Yeah sort of cut out. Oh let's stop fucking around. Can I share something with you guys on the podcast intro?
Yeah. I mean do we need to announce that there's now a podcast group?
They knew yesterday. I know but now it's live. And it's in the show today. And it's in the show today.
We talk about it in the show.
It's good too.
It's got its own artwork.
Yeah, you reveal the great name.
You have decided that we call the podcast group.
I'm so grateful.
Yeah.
The Brie Thomasel Big Bang Theory fan page.
God, it makes me angry.
Rolls off the tongue.
Hang on.
What is that as an acronym?
The BBTBTFC.
That's good.
Sounds like the acronym I gave this girl I used to play softball with.
We called her BTB.
What's that for?
So her last name was...
Big titty bitch.
Her last name was Barrett and we called her Big Tits Barrett.
Oh, so I wasn't far off.
Yeah, of course she had big knockers.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Was that a consensual nickname?
Was she down with it?
No, she didn't like it.
That's not a bad name.
That's mean.
Oh, well.
So you know how, obviously, people will hear in today's show
whether or not we got Ross to 5,000 followers.
Oh, stay around for the ride.
I mean, it hasn't been.
Go and check for yourself.
Don't ruin the surprise.
Hasn't it been a ride?
But last night I got this really weird inbox from someone.
Oh, yeah?
Because I kept checking Instagram because I wanted to see if Ross was going to get there.
It's addictive.
I was encapsulated, as I like to say.
Stop using that word.
Anyway, I get this message from this guy.
I'm assuming it's a guy.
He's got a picture of a car as his profile picture.
That's what all men transform into is cars.
Exactly.
It says, hey, Bree, I've got an offer for you.
And I was like, oh, here we go.
And I didn't write back.
And he goes, a really good offer.
We'll pay by PayPal.
And I was like, okay.
And he kept messaging.
He goes, $50,000.
What for?
And I didn't message back. And he goes, $50,000. What for? Whoa.
And I didn't message back.
And he goes, $60,000.
Yeah, so weird.
He had like four people following him.
I was like, this is not a real account.
Anyway, I finally messaged back.
And I was like, what do I need to do?
Yeah, what do you want?
I was like, what do you want?
Anyway, he messages.
And he goes, oh.
He goes, make it $90,000.
PayPal.
I can pay it straight to you.
And I was like, oh, this sounds legit.
What a good deal.
He goes, all I want.
He wanted photos of me in certain outfits.
Yeah.
What are the outfits?
So I said, what outfits are we talking about?
Anyway, he was willing to send me the outfits.
Oh, yeah.
So that's thoughtful.
One was a cowgirl.
Oh, yeah.
You've done that before on our show.
I can get him that picture.
No, I did reverse cowgirl.
Yeah, even better.
Which he'll love even more.
One was a postman, but obviously a postwoman.
Like Postman Pat.
Yeah.
Putting letters into a mailbox.
Suggestive.
I like it.
One was a clown, which I found that to be a bit creepy.
No kink shaming, Ellie.
This man's got $90,000.
No, it's good.
And one of them was just to wear that wig that, you know,
people call it the Karen wig.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the one we got Ellie.
Yeah.
Can I talk to the manager week?
I'll give it to you, eh?
Yeah.
I could make some money.
$90,000.
$90,000.
Do you reckon in that case, how legit do you reckon that was?
So this is me who wants $90,000.
I don't really care how legit it is.
This is what I think you do.
You send him one of the pictures.
Yes.
And you go deposit the money
and you'll receive the other three pictures.
Get him on the hook and take
a good one too.
Make it worthwhile.
Because you've got to be something in it for him.
Then he deposits the money. And then once you've got
the 90k, do you care?
No, I don't care if it's those photos
but what if, and this was my
question because this is what I thought about, right?
Yeah.
If someone like that messaged you and they asked for.
DPs?
Risqué photos, would you do it for $90,000?
Probably.
Full erect penis.
Is my face in the photo?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, for $90,000.
It is, for $90,000.
They want the face in the photo. You wouldn't, for 90k. It is for 90k.
They want the face in the photo. You wouldn't do it for $90,000.
Oh, as if you wouldn't.
Who would care about a photo like that of you, Ben?
Well, why don't you do those pictures?
She wants to.
I don't have a penis.
Oh, you actually want to do it?
Yeah.
No, the outfit photos.
Oh, the outfit photos.
This is why I'm asking you guys.
Because I'm like, oh, it's just a bloody outfit.
Oh, look.
Probably if you asked me six months
ago I would have
said yes
now that I have
a kid
I'm worried
about my
legacy
what if it's
bumshot
I want her to
grow up
and find a picture
of my erect
thing on the
internet
the internet's
not going to
exist when she
gets older
it'll be something
bigger than us
the internet is
the only thing
that's going to
exist
nah I reckon it's on it's way out okay mate I do okay older, it'll be something bigger and better. The internet is the only thing that's going to exist.
No, I reckon it's on its way out. Okay, mate.
I do, yeah.
What about you, Ellie?
Oh, you know, I could do with some money, so I'm
tempted. Should I
do it? Yeah.
If we all get involved in this,
I will share
the money. Yeah, Cain. Yeah, how do you want
us involved?
I mean, Ellie could take the photos. Okay, yep, I'll do that. I will share the money Yeah Kane Yeah how do you want us involved? Well
I mean Ellie could take the photos
Okay yep
I'll do that
I'll direct
Isn't there four outfits he wants?
There's four of us
That's true
He doesn't want us mate
He doesn't want us
But that's what he's going to get
He wants
Is someone willing to put up their PayPal
Because I don't want my PayPal
To get hacked
Would you put yours up?
Well he's just depositing money
You can definitely put
The $90,000 into my paper
That's fine by me
It was better than the last thing someone asked me for
Bathwater?
Yeah, the dirty bathwater
I disagree, no one can trace the bathwater back to you
Bathwater can't be uploaded to the internet
I am devastated that I lost that inbox in my inbox
Well, that's because you've got such a big inbox.
We've got to go.
We've got to go.
So keep us updated.
Please.
I will.
Send us the pics.
Send us the pics.
And any picture requests, get at me on my private Instagram.
I'll do it for half that price.
Oh, good deal.
I'll take any picture with any household item for a thousand dollars cash.
Lights, camera, action everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Good to be here guys. How are we?
I'm going well, personally.
You know, I've got a little bit of a cold at the moment.
Not sure whether it's seasonal, but you know,
at the moment I'm just sort of grappling with it.
Took a couple of Viralex this morning.
God, you are sounding older by the day.
Also, I've been double dosing on the Baroccas.
Double drop, if you will.
And you know what's really starting to help?
Thanks for asking.
I can't wait to see you dance this afternoon when we head up to the pub
because you're going to do the classic dad dance, aren't you?
Can't dance, bad back.
It gets worse and worse.
How are you, my friend?
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
Actually was off site this morning, guys, outside, you know, the usual realm, filming something secret.
Secret project.
Secret project.
All will be revealed.
I'm just going to describe Bree's outfit that she's shown up in.
And you see if you can figure out what the secret project is.
There's camo involved.
There's a camo jacket that's tied around the waist, sort of slung in a casual I don't care fashion.
Then we're wearing a pair of khaki green dungarees
with a crisp white tee beneath.
And then on the bottom, this is a telltale sign.
They're the Doc Martin Airwalks,
but they are completely covered in mud.
Where has she been?
I've been living my true self this morning, Clint.
I'm going to go out on a limb here
and say you're filming some kind of new army show.
Mash, reboot it. Clint. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're filming some kind of new army show. Mash. Rebooted.
Today on the show
of course Friday Oki is back.
It is Bree's choice for what we do
for Friday Oki today. And can I say
she has made a horrific decision
by selecting. It's topical.
It's the hardest song we've ever had to sing.
Today we're doing Adele.
It's me, Adele.
Oh, no.
We've got to pat it off.
Rolling in the deep.
Ow.
Yep, sounds good.
Five o'clock, you can decide who wins Friday Okie today.
But before then, the last round of Friday Jams Live Swap Shop.
We're going to start the show with it this afternoon.
I'm so excited.
This has been my favourite thing this week.
Do you have a good item that you want to swap us for a double pass
to head to Friday Jams Live and see Janet Jackson and the Black Eyed Peas?
So far this week, we've had an iPhone, we've had a snowboard,
we've had skis, and yesterday we picked up a 55
inch tv so those things are you know what you need to go buy uh if you want to jump in you can call
us right now on 0800 dial zm and we'll open the swap shop for the last time this week straight
after this zm zm spree and clint the podcast spree and clint fr Jams Live Swap Shop is back.
I have loved every second of the Swap Shop this week.
It's the only radio competition where we ask you for things,
but we give you a double pass to ZM's Friday Jams Live in return.
Hey, do you think you've gotten a good deal?
Well, depends what you're putting up for the Swap Shop.
If you're someone who swapped us an iPhone 6 for a double pass,
I would argue, yeah, you got a pretty good deal.
Pretty good deal.
If you're the person who swapped us a brand new unused pair of water skis,
well, I don't know what water skis are worth.
So maybe we got the better deal out of that.
Let's call it even.
Let's see what we get for the final day of the swap shop today.
Janine, hi.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, Janine.
You keen to go to Friday Jams Live?
I am very keen to go. Well, perfect. What are you? Good, thank you, Janine. You keen to go to Friday Jams Live? I am very keen to go.
Well, perfect.
What are you offering up?
Two nights accommodation on Waikiki.
Oh!
Where at, Janine?
We're at Tifau.
It's pretty lovely on Tifau Peninsula.
Okay.
I do love that island.
Now, is this the family batch that you're offering up?
No, no.
I run accommodation.
I can give you a website.
Check it out if you like.
Yeah, what's that website?
I'll spell it for you.
So it's Tfau, T-E-W-H-A-U-B-A-C-H.com.
TfauBatch.com.
TfauBatch.com.
All right, Breeze is taking a look.
I'm having a look.
The internet is slow.
Hold on, here we go.
Oh, it does look really nice. Okay, is slow. Hold on, here we go.
Oh, it does look really nice.
Okay, beautiful offer.
Oh, it's cute.
Oh, yeah, I'd be keen for that.
Let's see what else we've got.
Hey, Liam.
Liam.
Liam.
Liam.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, there he is.
What are you offering up in the swap shop for these tickets?
A limited edition Ace Ventura pop worth $600.
Wait, a limited edition Ace Ventura what?
Pop. You know pop?
Oh, like a shirt. Oh, no,
pop vinyl, like the little caricatures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the things.
People go off for those things. I'm
obsessed with that movie. When you say
limited edition, what do you mean? Like, is it
valuable? There's only
a certain number made, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I do love the Ace Ventura films.
The sequel was better than the original.
It's one of the rare times that can happen.
Hey, Scott.
Hey, man.
How's it going?
It's good, Scotty.
What have you got for us?
I have got 500 mint-conditioned golf balls.
I thought you were about to say $500 million.
Like it. 100 golf balls. What thought you were going to say $500 million. Lick it.
100 golf balls.
What are they worth, Scotty?
Some of them up to about $8 each in the shop.
Are they secondhand?
Like have you gone around a driving range and stolen a whole lot of golf balls?
Hopefully.
No, no, no, no.
I dive in the ponds under agreement with the golf courses.
Oh, cool.
I love that. 500 golf balls. That's golf courses. Oh, cool. I love that.
500 golf balls.
That's very cool.
Hey, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi.
Nicole, talk to us.
What item do you think is going to get you these tickets?
I've got a 12.9-inch iPad Pro.
I have said from the start that I want an iPad.
An iPad Pro, that's one of the modern ones too, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
How old would you say it is?
I only bought it last year.
Why don't you want it?
Oh, I would like to go to Friday Jam.
Yeah, right.
The price is so good.
Okay, one more thing.
Brendan, hey.
Hi, Brendan.
Hey, how you going there?
Good, thank you.
What's the deal?
What have you got?
So my wife and I just bought the cake shop out at Pukekohe
and we're happy to put up a customised cake
with whatever flavour you guys want,
whatever you want on the cake.
Red velvet.
Couldn't go any better if I asked.
Yes.
If you asked.
How big are we talking?
What size cake?
As big as you want.
Wedding cake size?
It can be if you want it.
I do love cake.
Okay, wait there.
We've got a cake of our choosing.
We've got a 12-inch iPad Pro.
We've got 500 golf balls.
We've got an Ace Ventura pop vinyl.
And we've also got accommodation on Waiheke Island.
The accommodation looks good. Yeah. I mean, a night on Waiheke Island. The accommodation looks good.
Yeah.
I mean, a night on Waiheke is beautiful.
It's two nights.
Oh, two nights.
I'm pretty sure she offered up two nights.
And if you're going to Friday Jams, if you're coming from around the country,
you could stay out on Waiheke Island.
Look at the view.
Yeah.
What are we going to choose?
What's the item, the last item that's going into our swap shop kitty today?
And potentially winning its current owner
a diamond double pass to Friday Jams Live.
That's right, which we draw later today.
Yeah.
Um...
I think it's the iPad Pro.
I think it's the iPad, yeah.
That's a bloody good item.
Nicole?
Are you sure, Nicole?
Are you sure you want to give this to us?
Yeah.
Well, congratulations.
You're off to Friday Jams Live.
Perfect.
Nicole, she came here for a mission
and she's done. That's a great deal.
That's like a $1,000 iPad.
If not more. If not more. Okay.
Sweet. Those five people now are going
to have to battle each other out later in the show
today. They can't vote for themselves. They have to
vote for somebody else and whoever gets the
most votes is going to get upgraded to a diamond
double pass to Friday Jams Live.
I'd like to hear people's opinion on the text machine.
What do you think is the best item we have received in the swap shop this week?
We've got an iPhone 6, a snowboard, water skis that are brand new, a 55-inch TV that's like only a year old.
Samsung Smart TV.
And the iPad Pro.
Which one do you guys think is the best?
Which one truly deserves a diamond double pass?
That's the front, front row of ZM's Friday Jams Live.
Can't get any closer.
Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
Let's play the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.
One second.
This is the one second song challenge.
We go head to head every single week.
We get 20 seconds to guess as many songs as we can based off just one second.
If you pick the winner, you get some free mobile fuel for fill up Friday.
That is correct.
Courtney, hi.
Hi, Court.
Hi.
You ever heard this game before?
It's at a different time this week. You ever heard us play?
Yes. Oh, damn it.
Well, with prior knowledge in mind, who are you choosing to
play for you?
Can I please choose you?
Me being, you need to be clear about this, me
being Clint? Yes, please,
Clint. Okay, sure thing. I'm your man.
Nicole, that means you get Bree. You, please, Clint. Okay, sure thing. I'm your man. Nicole, that means you get
Bree. You got me, Nicole.
Oh, I'm all good with that, Bree. I was going to choose
you anyway. Oh, thanks, babe.
I'm going to really, really
do it for our team, alright? Because I'm
due. I'm due, Nicole.
I was going to choose you.
I believe in you.
You leave Nicole alone, please.
Seeing as you've done what you've done, I'm going to
leave the studio. Cool, I'm going to leave the studio.
Cool.
I'm going to go over there because I don't like how Clint reads my mouth
when I sit on this side.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right.
I think you're paranoid.
Okay.
Good luck.
I'll be back.
I'll be in a soundproof area while you do your songs,
and then I'll come back and have a go at the same songs.
All right.
Brie, you can pass.
You can give me the song title, All The Artists or Feature Artist.
Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Can you turn it down a bit because I feel like he can hear. He can pass. You can give me the song title or the artist or feature artist. Ben, when you're ready, head it off.
Can you turn it down a bit
because I feel like...
He can hear?
He can hear.
Okay.
No, I'm being serious.
Oh, she's really serious today.
I'm pretty sure...
I think he's been cheating.
I think he's been cheating.
Okay.
And I think I've figured it out how.
Really?
I actually have.
Okay.
And I might share that at some point on the show.
All right.
Not today.
Let's beat him now, okay?
Okay, all right. All right. Well, let's beat them. But not today. Let's beat them now, okay? Okay, all right.
All right.
When you're ready, Ben.
Kyler Ray J. Smith.
Yes.
Yo, Mike Chet.
Will Smith.
Yes.
Pass.
Jamelia.
Yep.
Cher.
Yeah.
Cosageta.
Yeah.
Drake.
Yep.
Justin Bieber 666
Nice mate
Well done
Well done
Oh she's good
She's good
Stay there
Stay there
Oh he wants to try this scene
I'm going to play on your microphone today
And see if it's a cursed microphone
Okay yeah
Good call
So he's going to blame it on that
If he loses.
Okay, yeah, convenient.
Oh, nice work.
I did notice,
I don't mean to be
the paranoid one now,
but I did notice
a lot of talking
going on in the room.
No, there was no talking.
No, it was just chin.
Oh, so you're trying
to read our mouths.
I was just seeing Ellie.
I'm trying to lip read, are you?
You cheater.
Got him.
Okay, I'm ready for this.
You ready?
All right.
When you're ready, Ben, go. Callie Rae J Got him. Okay. All right. I'm ready for this. You ready? All right. When you're ready, Ben, go.
Callie Rae Jepsen.
Yo, mic check.
Will Smith.
Yeah.
Jamelia.
Cher.
Yeah.
Pussycat Dolls.
Yeah.
Front Way Drake.
Yeah.
Despacito.
Yeah.
660. Yeah. Despacito. Yeah. 660.
Yeah.
Lizzo.
Oh, my God.
That, honestly, you were both tied until that last one.
You've just been in Brie 9-8.
Well, it's not the microphone then.
You did really well, Brie.
You know what?
You're so humble, aren't you?
You're so humble. Did you get eight? She did. She did really well. You did really well. Yeah. You did really well, Brie. You know what? You're so humble, aren't you? You're so humble.
Did you get eight?
She did.
She did really well.
You did really well.
Yeah.
You did really well.
Don't patronise me.
Oh, then I don't know what to say, okay?
Be a humble...
Oh, he doesn't know how to be a humble winner.
Can you congratulate Courtney for me?
Courtney, congratulations.
I let Clint win.
We've got some free mobile fuel for you, Courtney. Nice work, congratulations. I let Clint win. We've got some free mobile fuel for you, Courtney.
Nice work, Court.
All right, that's the one second song challenge.
ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio.
This is...
The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean McCarthy, I am into this story because there's this app called Raya,
which essentially is like the Tinder for celebrities in LA.
Very exclusive.
And also an app that you are a part of.
Is that right, Dean?
We heard you got accepted.
Yeah.
So remember, you might remember we talked about this once before.
Raya is this exclusive dating app.
You have to apply.
I applied four times.
On my fifth time,
I was like,
stop it.
Like, I don't even,
I've already humiliated myself enough
and I finally got accepted.
So this is the app.
I'm on there.
It is the most boring app
you've ever seen
in your entire life.
Really?
It's just like,
it's so lame.
Like, yeah,
there's definitely
famous people on there.
I see people that are like
famous YouTube stars
and some actors
and stuff like that.
But mostly, it's like people that are like famous YouTube stars and some actors and stuff like that. But mostly it's like people that have
like music
executives looking for other
financially stable, like yeah, yeah,
it's that. In fact, I actually deleted it off my
phone. I found it so boring. But an Australian
celebrity, Olivia Valance
has been kicked off the app today
because she talked about being on there and she's
dating some Australian footballer or whatever.
She's on Neighbours. You might remember her from that.
She's been kicked off for even talking about it.
So there is a chance tomorrow morning if I ever download it again and they heard this ad break.
Yeah, I was going to say, you're about to get kicked off as well.
Yeah, you're getting kicked off.
My friend, you know Amos, Dean?
Do you know Amos?
He's a comedian.
He's one of my mates.
He's living in LA.
Anyway, he downloaded the app and he got accepted
and he matched with Scarlett Johansson.
Anyway, he talked about it on a few media, whatever it was,
and the story got out and then Raya, yeah, blacklisted him.
Yeah.
So that's why I'm not even going to talk about who I've seen,
but I've definitely seen people that you would know for sure.
Like who?
Give us one.
Give us one.
It's boring and you want
to offer it anyway. Who have you seen?
It is...
No, I honestly...
What does it rhyme with?
It is...
What does it rhyme with?
Channing Chatham.
Yeah, whatever.
Anyway, that person you're talking about from Neighbours, that's Holly Channing Chatham Yeah whatever Whatever There you go
Anyway
That person you're talking about
From Neighbours
That's Holly Valance sister
Isn't it
Yeah Olympia Valance
2000s pop star
Holly Valance
Yeah the song where it's like
Kiss kiss
Yeah yeah yeah
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ZM, Bree and Clint, we are live from the Empire Tavern in Auckland,
gearing up for a big weekend of rugby.
Yeah, that's right.
It all kicks off tomorrow, the quarterfinals.
It's massive.
So we decided let's come to the pub early.
You know, get in the mood of the nation.
At the moment, we haven't asked anyone what their mood is,
but I can feel the mood, and it feels good.
Feels good.
Is that the vibe you're feeling?
Wait, hang on, let me lick my finger.
Yeah, it feels good.
Feels good.
Yeah, we're good.
As if you can smell anything right now.
I don't know if I'm sick or if I've got allergies, but you know,
what I will say is it's had a big impact
on my Friday Oaky performance.
No, don't use that.
You always do this.
I couldn't breathe through my nose.
You'll use an excuse.
All singers will tell you
if you want to really get the...
So you're saying you're a singer?
Oh, yeah.
In Friday Oaky I am.
At least I pretend to be.
Which also makes me an actor.
Let's talk about...
Because obviously the other day
the topic came up,
about another story about a bridezilla.
We always read these stories.
There's so many that go around.
But we started talking about off-air.
Why aren't there any stories about groomzillas?
People love to bag on a lady who's very stressed out about her wedding.
But is groomzilla even a term?
Is a man who goes a bit wacky or gets a bit stressed out about her wedding. But is groomzilla even a term? Is a man who goes a bit wacky or gets a bit stressed out
or has a bit of tanty about his wedding, is that a groomzilla?
A hundred percent that's a groomzilla.
It should be.
You told me a story about a groomzilla you know.
Yeah, one of my friends, she married this guy who was very particular
on his wedding day, which fair enough, I'm not judging him,
but he was a groomzilla.
He had this big tantrum on his wedding day because which fair enough. I'm not judging him, but he was a groomzilla.
He had this big tantrum on his wedding day because all of his groomsmen,
who were really good-looking guys, by the way, three boys,
all really good-looking groomsmen, all put the suits on,
and he was whinging that their suits looked better than his and they all looked too similar and he didn't look special enough
because it was his day
and you know what he made them do what he made them all wear no ties he dressed them down yeah
i love it so they ended up wearing no ties and to be honest i think they look better um you you
kind of get it though right i do get it it is his big day you just don't hear about it all the
attention goes on the woman who wants things to be perfect, rightly so, and the guy just kind of goes in the slipstream and gets to chill out.
Yeah.
But are there groomzilla stories out there?
Do you know a story about a guy who had a tantee, a bit of a blowout,
who did whatever that would classify him as a groomzilla?
Can we change the conversation this afternoon?
Do you want to dob someone in for being a groomzilla?
Who was it?
0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can for being a groomzilla? Who was it? 0800 dial ZM or you
can text us your groomzilla stories to
9696 and we're back with
the next ZM Spree and Clint
the podcast. We're live from the Empire
Tavern. No groomzilla stories
so we'll just assume that men are perfect when it
comes to weddings. There was one or two on the text machine
but people were scared that their family
would hear them. No, no, what I took from that is
men are perfect. Oh yes, from that is men are perfect.
Oh, yes, I agree.
Men are perfect.
That lotto draw that happened on Wednesday,
which none of us won.
Bree tried to convince us that her housemate,
Big Gay Gorgeous Ellen, won $10,000,
which the gag lasted for a couple of minutes
where we were like, that never happens.
God, some of you believed it because I sent through a video of us celebrating.
Yeah.
So I feel like I got you maybe for five seconds.
I was 50-50.
Yeah.
The $19 million, which is what two people won, $19 million each, still hasn't been claimed.
Still?
Two Aucklanders who both bought their tickets using the MyLotto app won $19 million each
and neither of them have checked the app yet to realiseLotto app, won $19 million each,
and neither of them have checked the app yet to realise that they've won the $19 million.
Who are these people?
I don't know.
What do you think's happened?
Do you think, what, they've lost their phone?
Oh, my God.
Imagine if you did lose your phone.
Because you can't buy a ticket on subscription.
It's not like they've just automatically got a ticket.
They had to, between Saturday and Wednesday,
log into the app, part with
money for a ticket, and purchase themselves a lotto ticket, and they still haven't gone
on and checked it.
That's really bizarre.
I read a story today that said if they, that $19 million each of them gets, if they put
it in the bank, they can make $300,000 a year after tax and interest.
So you just live off the interest for the rest of your life.
So live off that. Leave the $19 million in the bank.
You'll have $300,000 to play with every single year.
Not to rain on the NZ Lotto parade for $38 million,
but in Australia, I think it was on Wednesday night actually,
a guy in Sydney won $50 million on the Lotto.
And he found out actually yesterday,
he found out that he was the $50 million winner.
Yeah.
And he was actually a Sydney tradesman.
Yeah.
And he was at work.
Love it, yeah.
And he walked off the job.
Oh, 200%.
He took off his tool belt and walked out.
I hope he came back later in the day with a chilli bin full of beers for everybody
and a cheque for $50,000 for each and one of the guys on his work site.
Stuff that, I'd be off on a holiday.
Who do you owe?
If you win Lotto, and I'm talking millions, multi-millions.
Big Gay Al said he would have given me $5 million.
He'd give you, oh.
He did, and this was before he checked.
Is this if he won the 38?
Well, he said if he won the Powerball.
Yeah, so the 38 million.
Yeah, he would have given me five,
and this was before he checked,
and he knew that a ticket had been won in Auckland online.
What do you have on him that means he'd give you $5 million?
It means he is a good friend, and we have a good friendship.
Let's go through the list of people.
You and Lotto, your parents get some money.
Yeah.
Your siblings get some money.
Oh, don't know.
Don't know?
Nah, of course, yeah.
Okay.
Extended family, aunties and uncles, do they get some money?
Certain aunties and uncles.
Okay, pick and choose.
Yes.
Your workmates, do they get some money?
Is this hypothetical?
No, this is...
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, of course, yep.
Well, you know.
Peeps.
You know, what do you do?
Like us, like us four, we're so close.
No, I would.
We're so close.
And people would be.
I don't need all that money.
But where do you...
I know you don't, but where do you draw the line?
Yeah, I know.
Where is the line?
So you give something to your workmates, cool.
Friends, do you give something to your friends? You know, Freeths, do you give something to your freeths?
You know, everyone expects it.
Everyone expects something, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you did give money to people, it'd have to be a big secret.
Yeah.
It'd be under that condition.
It'd be like, if I give you this money, then you can't tell anyone.
Okay, well then back to that.
If you won Lotto, would you tell anybody that you won Lotto?
Hell no.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Zed in.
We are live from the Empire Tavern, getting in the mood, you know, getting ready.
A hundred bottles up here on the wall.
A hundred bottles.
Oh, we on.
We're getting ready.
So I was just getting involved in some pub sing-alongs.
It's good.
You do you, babes.
You do you.
I'll get back to that after you do this.
We're getting in the mood of the nation for the footy this weekend.
Friends is such big news at the moment.
25 years on. Well, it is a 25
year anniversary, but it seems like there's non-stop
Friends news at the moment. There's that Jennifer
Anderson Instagram picture. What have you got now?
No, no, this is nothing. No conspiracy or anything.
So, we've been through that
and I suggested to you that I believe
this whole thing is a PR campaign
to announce the
reunion of Friends. It's not, mate.
I just believe they're building a groundswell.
No.
And I believe it'll be announced before the end of the year.
No, mate.
Shall I go even further?
I think it'll be announced before the end of the year,
and I think it will be one of the marquee television programs
used to launch the Apple streaming service.
No.
Get over it.
It's not happening.
Anyway, it is 25 years of Friends,
and this is something you might be interested in.
A New Zealand, well, event cinemas in New Zealand
are doing a Friends marathon in movie cinemas.
Oh, that's cool.
So I want to know if you'd be up for this.
You can buy tickets to go to the 25-year anniversary marathon.
Starts at 12.30 on Sunday the 27th of October. So is that this
weekend or next weekend? Next weekend. And
in there you'll watch back to back
12 episodes of Friends. Okay.
Some special never before
seen behind the scenes footage.
Okay. And you'll get two
intermissions. Essentially you'll be in a
cinema for six hours watching
Friends. Wait, so you don't even
watch the whole series? Well, you can't
watch the whole series. It was like 12 series.
You'd be there for three days. I've just had a great
idea. Friends marathon?
What if we do a friends marathon? That's a great
idea. Where we sit down and we watch
it back to front. Yeah. Front
to back. Well, maybe just once.
Front to back. Should we watch it in reverse
so they get younger? No! We've got to watch
it right.
And if someone falls asleep, it's a fail.
But that's me.
I would fall asleep.
So how many hours would that be?
Okay.
Can someone work that out?
No, Ben just Googled it.
It's 85 hours of television.
Woo.
So let's look at the upper reaches of human capabilities.
What if we tag team?
Hang on.
I love when we workshop ideas on the air.
No, let's do it.
I've got a calculator out.
And our boss loves it too. So what's 85 hours divided by 24 hours?
That's three and a half days straight.
There's no way. There's no way.
There's no way.
Couldn't be done.
So if we did it over a week with sleep breaks.
Nah, who cares about a sleep break?
Nah, that's boring.
Well, do we just see how far we can get?
That's a good idea.
Should we just see how far we can get?
How far could we go?
Watching Fritz.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, my God.
Could we set the record How far could we go? Watching Friends. Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God. Could we set the record?
Could we?
What is the record?
What is the record
for most consecutive episodes
of Friends watched in a row?
I'd be so keen for that.
I'd have a great time.
Okay, we're going to start
looking into it.
I might have to relocate
my baby to the studio
and change some nabbies.
That's fine.
Bring Tui in.
She can watch Friends
for the first time.
She's never seen it.
Yeah, she'll love it.
She's never seen it.
We've got to watch it from the start.
I bet her favourite will be Monica.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, there's an idea.
If you just want to watch 12 episodes, get a maxi if you're into cinemas.
Marathon.
But now it seems a little bit lacklustre, doesn't it?
Exactly.
Now that we're going to try and watch the whole lot and start to finish.
Bring it on next week.
Come at me, friends.
Oh, my God.
Imagine if we survived three and a half days.
ZDM Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
I'm singing, follow Ross, everything is alright.
He doesn't really post much at night.
And if you want to leave, we can guarantee.
He won't hit 5k by Friday.
It's been a big mission this week to get Ross to 5,000 Instagram followers.
After he celebrated on Monday, or Sunday rather,
that he'd hit 1,000 followers after eight years of being on Instagram.
Thank you to everybody who has participated.
Do we...
I was happy with just my little middling life.
No, you weren't.
I didn't need to go to the moon, guys.
I was fine on Earth.
You were hungry for fame.
You want to be up there.
You want to be doing those things.
I don't know what to do with it now.
Do we reveal the big news first?
Yeah, let's reveal the big news.
All right, thank you to everyone who's participated.
We can now reveal...
Ross has 5,416 followers.
Well done, guys.
Well done, Ross.
We did it. We've done it. You know, not without some. Well done, guys. Well done, Ross. We did it.
We've done it.
You know, not without some help from some famous friends.
And I don't even know if you're aware of this, Ross.
Did you know that celebrity from Celebrity Treasure Island, Jodie Rimmer, posted about you?
Hey, guys.
It's Jodie Rimmer here, a.k.a. Shardy Pirate from Treasure Island.
I am here in Sydney filming a feature film with none other than Hugh Jackman.
Really small world.
I was talking to Hugh about what Brie and Clint were doing
with Ross Boss's Instagram account.
And Hugh Jackman, no lie, says that Ross Boss is Hugh Jackman's second cousin
on his mother's side.
I'm not even joking you.
But if that's not a great reason to follow Ross Boss,
I don't know what is.
Pretty amazing.
Hugh, where's the trickle down, mate?
Yeah, you should use the trickle down.
I'd be annoyed too.
I went to his show.
I should have gone for free.
Did you catch up with him?
No, he doesn't know me.
Did you know that celebrity weatherman
Matty McLean posted about you?
I mean, I should hope so. Guys, guys, guys, guys, that celebrity weatherman Matty McLean posted about you? I mean, I should hope so.
Yeah.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
It's Matty McLean here.
Look, you come to me for all the hot tips, right?
Because I know what all the latest trends are and stuff,
like Tamagotchis, Chatterings.
They're all still, like, cool, right?
And here's another one.
Go follow Ross Boss from ZDM on Instagram.
And Ross, if you're listening,
I have yet to buy my tickets to Friday Jams.
So maybe, you know, we can sort out some sort of
I scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of a deal.
Yeah, see?
Close personal freedom.
That's very good.
I actually do need to give him Friday Jams tickets.
Did you know, Ross, that obviously one of the most famous singers ever from New Zealand,
Anika Moore, posted about you?
Oh, shit.
Is it recording?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Ross Flahive.
Oh, I support Ross Flahive with his Instagram channel.
Ross Flahive whatever.
Say there's good content.
There's really good content.
He's an astounding blogger. Say he's good content. There's really good content. He's an astounding blogger.
Say he's good looking.
He's not, I'm not into...
Anyway, go follow him because he's a good guy
and I'm basically just looking at myself this whole video.
A couple of questions.
Anika Moore from The Hits.
Why did you need to bleep out the word dudes?
Yeah, good point.
I know, we did. That's weird. out the word dudes? Yeah, good point.
Yeah, I know.
We did.
That's weird.
You know, some people find it offensive.
So goal achieved.
First thing, we can give you your package which arrived.
Yes, can we bring in the package?
The influencer package.
The Jamison's influencer package.
Jamison's will be expecting a post.
They will be. So if you do accept it, you will have to post on your five and a half thousand.
Some pins.
Strong.
The other side of this was we promised last night that you'd be uploading a nude.
And you've told me, Ross, that you do have a nude ready to go.
Is that right?
Yeah, I did promise my followers in particular that you'd be posting some Ross nudes.
So last night I was tired a little bit.
He wrote back to me and said he had one ready to go.
So I just didn't think it was going to get to five.
So I said to Bree, oh, yeah, I'll do it.
That's fine.
I've got an old naked Ross video from a while.
It's tasteful.
Yeah.
Tasty, maybe.
And I was like, yeah, I'll post that, thinking it wouldn't happen.
Then I woke up this morning and.
It's way over five.
It's way over five.
Look, look.
I mean, can we come to a compromise?
We have somehow got our hands on a Ross Boss naked photo.
I don't know where this has come from.
So you post your nude video and...
We will post the naked...
Do you want to see it first?
Because obviously you can check it off.
I'd like to see it.
It's obviously...
Hold on, if this is actually from my stag too,
then I don't want it.
I reckon it's from what, 2003?
No, not that old.
You're in good neck.
You're in very good neck.
I'd be very happy.
Here we go.
We're going to show you the picture.
I just don't know what this gag is.
In three.
Naked Ross photo.
What do you think, Ross?
That's going live to our...
That is seamless. Going live to our That is seamless
Going live to our
Bree and Clint Instagram
Right now
Can you put a Les Mills logo on there
So I can get a free image
Congratulations everybody
New Zealand's newest
And oldest Instagram influencer
It's Ross Boss
AKA at Ross Lehigh
Finally we didn't fail at something
Bree and Clint
The podcast ZM Bree and Clint, the podcast,
ZM.
Bree and Clint,
Friday James Live
Slop Shop
is back.
I have been getting
a radio stiffy
over this competition.
You have, eh?
Every time Bree
has to sit down.
It's so fun.
See her tucking
something into her belt.
I'm like,
have you got a radio stiffy again?
I'm like, yes I do, Clint. Yes I? I'm like, yes, I do, Clint.
Yes, I do.
All the tickets are allocated.
We've given away five double passes to five people who have traded us five different things.
That's right.
This is the bit where the slop shop always gets interesting because we now negotiate to find out who gets the upgrade.
This year, the upgrade is diamond double passes.
That is the very front row of Friday Jams Live.
You can't get closer to the stage.
The tickets are worth an absolute
mozza. There's not many people
in this section either.
It's sold out. You can't buy tickets for it.
So what we've made these guys do is
vote on who's going to win.
Who has the best item that they
offered us in the swap shop? The trick is
they can't vote for themselves.
No, so you have to vote for someone else. So the items that we us in the swap shop. The trick is they can't vote for themselves. No, so you have to vote for someone else.
So the items that we have in the swap shop.
Let's go in order.
First day on Monday, we got an iPhone 6.
iPhone 6.
Day two, we got a snowboard.
On day three, we got a set of water skis with no boat.
On day four, we got a 55-inch smart TV.
And then today at three o'clock,
we swapped our Friday Jams live tickets
for a 12.9-inch iPad Pro.
There's some good stuff.
We already have, to make it fair, so there's no risk in what place you come,
we've already off-air asked everybody to cast their votes,
and now we're going to go through and see who voted for what.
Right, so everyone has already cast their vote.
Let's go to Nicole first.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi.
Nicole is the one that swapped the iPad today earlier in the show.
Yeah, well done, Nicole.
And off air, she has cast a vote for the 55-inch TV as the best item.
That has been swapped in the swap shop.
Do you think the TV was the best item, Nicole?
Yeah. Okay, thank you very much. Perfect, so we've Do you think the TV was the best item, Nicole?
Yeah.
Okay, thank you very much. Perfect, so we've got one for the TV.
Let's go to Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thank you.
Amber on Monday swapped us the iPhone 6.
Oh, yeah, we've already received that very fast shipping from Papa Moore.
Thank you very much, Amber.
Thank you, Amber.
She voted as the best item, the snowboard. Ah, okay. Which I thought, snowboard, pretty good. Yeah,, Amber. Thank you, Amber. She voted as the best item, the snowboard.
Ah, okay.
Which I thought, snowboard, pretty good.
Yeah, good work.
Thank you, Amber.
All right, Chantel.
Hello, Chantel.
Hello.
You were the one that swapped us the 55-inch smart TV.
So did.
I think this is the item I'd be voting for.
It's pretty good, eh?
Yeah.
Well, she voted for, because you can't vote for your own,
she voted for the iPhone 6.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
I see what you've done there, Chantal.
You've tried to vote for the item that you think no one else will vote for,
haven't you?
Well, I didn't hear today's one,
so I probably would have voted for that one.
Yeah, no, that's good strategy.
Where are we at with the votes so far?
So now we're at someone's voted for, we've got one vote for the TV, one vote for the snowboard, one vote that's good strategy. No, it's good strategy. Where are we at with the votes so far? So now we're at someone's voted for, we got one vote for the TV,
one vote for the snowboard, one vote for the iPhone 6.
Okay.
And let's go to Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi, guys.
How are you going?
Good, thanks.
You gave us the snowboard.
Yes.
And you voted for the water skis.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Which, I mean, the water ski's very good.
So now...
So we are at risk here that there's a five-way split.
That is possible.
If we get a perfect vote that everybody votes for something different,
then we're at stalemate.
There could be a five-vote split.
But if there's a one double up here, then that's the person who's going to win.
So we've got one for the TV, one for the Snowball, one for the iPhone 6,
one for the water skis.
If any one of those gets a vote here, they win.
What's got no votes?
The iPad.
Okay, all right.
Which I don't know if I agree with that.
No, everyone's been strategic.
They've all gone, that's the best item.
True.
Well, James, you were the last person to vote.
You gave us the water skis.
Yep.
Jamesy there.
James voted there. James voted for and the winner of the upgrade for the diamond tickets.
The Samsung TV.
That means, Chantel, you win the diamond tickets to go to Friday Jam 5.
Oh, how amazing is that?
Definitely worth the sacrifice.
Yeah, right?
How much more does it make it worth it?
You're going to be able to touch these people.
Oh, that's amazing.
Who are you most excited about for Friday
Jams Live? Probably
50 Cent. Well, you're going to get some
of 50 Cent's sweat on
you because you're going to be so damn close
to him. Congratulations and thanks for swapping us
a TV in the swap shop. Thanks so much.
Friday Jams Live goes down at
Western Springs Stadium this November.
There's still tickets available from Ticketmaster.
This gig is going to be massive.
We are all going, and it's going to be a great day,
so make sure you're there as well.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Bree and Clint. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday Oki!
It's that time. Yeah, baby.
Live from the pub. What better way to end a Friday than with
Friday Oki at the pub? You know, earlier
in the week, we had the idea. We thought, we're live from
the pub. Why don't we do a live
rendition of Friday Oki in the bar,
karaoke styles, you know?
No.
And get the people to judge.
Get the people of the pub to judge who wins Friday Oki.
Now that I know the song you've chosen, you terrorist.
Oh.
That was a bad word to use.
What, for picking Adele in Friday Oki?
The song you've chosen is
pure
sabotage.
I shouldn't have called you a saboteur. You know what?
I got downtrout last week
in Friday Oaky and I was very embarrassed.
5-0 with the votes for you.
Which I think, what a load of bulls.
So choose a song that
you can sing. No.
I'm not like that, mate.
I like to go big or go home.
Right.
It's whoever can go the biggest on the biggest ever diva,
or one of the biggest ever, Adele.
Okay, well, let's do it then.
We've each had the same amount of time with a professional audio engineer to put together our Friday Okie this week.
We need to hear the song that we're singing first.
All right, this week, Brie has chosen
this Adele song.
Who's got the pipes
to pull this off?
Mate,
I've sung this song
many times
going through a breakup.
Yeah, well,
I bet it sounded
just as good
that time as well.
You're going to hear
both of our attempts
and then you,
New Zealand,
are going to decide. We're going to get five New Zealand attempts, and then you, New Zealand, are going to decide.
We're going to get five New Zealanders to call 0800-DALS-N-M
and see who wins, but not before you hear them.
Bree chose a song, so Bree's going first.
Of course I am.
Here it comes.
Bree doing Adele for Friday Oki.
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch
And it's bringing me out to dark
See how I'll leave
With every piece of you
Don't underestimate
The things that I will do
The scars of your love
Remind me of us
They keep me thinking
That we almost had it all. The scars of your love,
they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling we could have had it all. Pretty good.
Pretty good.
That's good.
That's the winner this week.
That's the winner.
Okay.
Here comes my attempt sung through through i can't breathe through
my nose at the moment oh okay i'm gonna put that out there a little violin i'm getting sick oh
listen to you trying to i can't hit the high notes oh you couldn't before I don't feel good. Oh, whatever. I miss my mum.
Oh, just play the damn song.
Here comes my Attempt at Friday.
There's a fire starting in my heart.
Reaching the fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark.
See how I leave with every piece of you.
Don't underestimate the things that I will do.
The scars of your love remind me of us.
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all.
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless.
I can't help feeling.
Wait, hang on.
Quick break to blow my nose.
Okay, let's hit that chorus.
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart and soul
In your hands
And you played it to the beat
Yeah.
Your chorus was punishing.
I said nice.
The rest of it was pretty good.
I said nice and not yours.
No, you didn't. I did. I said you're the winner. None of it was pretty good. No, you didn't.
I did.
I said you're the winner.
None of it was genuine.
Don't sit there and pretend like you were genuine.
You want to win.
I said you're the winner this week.
You want to win so bad.
I already know I won't win.
He'll say things like, oh, I think you've won this week,
so that people vote for you because they feel sorry for you.
Admit it.
Like I said, I miss my mum.
Anyway.
Who takes out Friday Oki this week?
Five votes will decide.
Someone on the text machine said,
After listening to Clint's, my baby just started crying.
We apologise for any babies or dogs that were offended by that last Friday Oki.
Five votes.
Oh, 800 dials at the end.
We'll be back with a winner for Friday Oki after Drex Project.
I'm tired after listening to that.
I'm tired.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
November Friday Oki.
I mean.
We haven't done Adele yet.
I thought there's big news about Adele this week and how much money she's made
and how she's releasing an album next month.
Rumoured, yeah.
Rumoured.
So I thought, why not tackle an Adele song?
Why not tackle one of the greatest song divas of the generation
is what you thought.
Mate, it doesn't matter what we tackle.
It's all bad.
Who did it best?
Here's a little recap of how Breeze Adele sounded.
Can you play that to the beat? Who did it best? Here's a little recap of how Breeze Adele sounded.
And here's a little recap of how my Adele sounded.
Oh, it's not a very big recap.
Sorry, did you want more of that?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind some more.
I worked hard on that.
I put all of my emotion into mine.
Five votes will decide who wins Friday Oaky.
Moses is first.
Hi, Moses.
What's up?
Moses.
What's up?
Hi, Moses.
Who are you voting for in Friday Oaky?
So I think I'm going to vote for Bree.
Moses, you're a legend, mate, and I appreciate that.
Well done.
Darren, you're up next.
Who's your vote for?
G'day, mate.
Well, we're going to give our vote that's actually decided by the dogs of Otrohonga.
Oh, nice.
A dog vote.
Yeah, we're just travelling through on our way back up to Hamilton from the Naki,
and we had the windows down.
And as Bree started, it was all good, but when she hit that chorus,
these dogs all just appeared and started chasing us down the road.
Darren, come on, Darren. At the start of your one, Clint, they just sat down and waved us out of town.
So Casey and the kids in the car agreed with the dogs,
and we're putting our vote in for Clint.
Oh, wonderful. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Well, a dog vote.
I don't know how legit that is, but we appreciate it, Darren.
Thanks for calling in.
Thank those dogs for me.
Let's go to Nicora.
Hi, Nicora.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
You sound like a delightful human.
Who are you voting for, Nicora?
We are going to vote for Breen.
I knew you sounded like good people, and I appreciate it,
and I need it this week.
I got down-trout last week.
I've been walking around with no pants for a week, guys,
so I appreciate it.
Nicora, was it more that Bree's was better than mine,
or that mine wasn't as good as Breeze?
Breeze was just better away.
I can handle that.
I can handle that.
Appreciate that, team.
Hi, Ashley.
Hi, Ash.
Oh, hi.
It's currently two votes to one in favour of Bree.
Who's your vote for in Friday Oki?
Come on, Ash.
Well, there's three of us in the car and we're all split vote.
We've got my daughter, Sasha, my son
Quinn, and my
daughter's a huge fan of Bree
and thinks that she's pretty funny.
What's your daughter's name?
Sasha. Hi, Sasha.
Appreciate your support. Right, you get the
kid vote, I get the dog vote.
Does that mean that Bree's... No, wait, I think she's still going.
Oh, no, sorry, sorry. And then the other vote for the other kid, I get the dog vote. Does that mean that Bree's... No, wait, I think she's still going. Oh, no, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And in the other vote, the other card, we're going Clint.
Oh, so it's a vote for Clint.
Okay, thank you.
Fair enough.
Thank you, Ashley.
Well, I appreciate at least Sasha in the family giving me her support.
We've arrived at a decider.
It's the decider.
And the man with the power is Brayden.
Hi, Brayden.
Hi, Brades.
Oh, good afternoon, Bray and Clint.
How are we doing?
Hello, mate.
It's good.
It's all shits and gigs, really, but technically, well, deep down, I think we both take this
quite seriously.
We do.
We care a lot, and last week hurt me a lot.
It's tearing the show apart, so please just put us out of our misery and tell us who's
won Friday Oaky this week with Adele.
Right.
Well, purely because they sounded like Adele themselves
and because Clint came in way too hot at the beginning,
it's going to Bree.
Well done, Bree.
She's got it!
She's got it!
Everyone at the pub, I've just won!
No one cares.
They're all telling me to shut up.
But I appreciate that, Brayden.
Thanks, Brayden.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you means more to me than you know.
I mean, well done.
You deserve that. It doesn't help. I mean, well, Doug, you deserve that.
It doesn't help.
I mean, I've already got a cold and I don't feel good.
Now I feel worse.
You're such a good loser as well.
You're a great winner but also a good loser. When we got to 2-all, I started to feel better and I thought,
oh, maybe things aren't so bad.
But, no, it's okay.
I mean, I love listening to little violins,
but I also would love listening to real music.
Let's go to the ads or some music or something, Harry.
ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Time for Birthday Banger!
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
For a Friday, Birthday Banger, I feel, is the most important.
Because you want to kick off your weekend in a good way.
It's got a lot of responsibility.
We've punished you to death just previously with Friday Oaky.
And then we try and bring things back to life and restore faith in music with Birthday Banger.
We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays.
Let's start with Shana.
Hi, Shana.
Hi, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Fantastic, thanks. It's Friday.
Yeah, how good. What's your birthday? Let's figure out your birthday, Banger.
So my birthday's the 19th of January, 1995. Okay, Shana, you were 16 in 2011 on the 19th of Jan, and back in 2011, this topped the charts.
Gosh.
Wait for the drop.
Usually there's a drop.
Here it is, here it is, here it is.
The amount of times I've been out on K Road.
Yeah.
And I've been dancing to this song, I tell you.
Shanna, Britney aside and the legacy aside, how do you feel about that Britney Spears song as your birthday banger?
To be honest with you, I'm not really that much of a fan of that song.
No.
A little Literally disappointed.
Amazing that it went to number one.
But that's okay.
Wait there.
Shade from you.
Of all the Britney tracks.
It's Britney though.
I know it's Britney.
But even...
It's not her best.
Even the greatest artists of all time have the odd stinker.
It was obviously the bald-headed Britney.
Let's talk to Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
Hi, Em.
What's your birthday?
29th of March, 1986.
Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 29th of March.
And, Emma, this is your birthday banger. J-Lo.
Ain't that funny?
So good, Emma.
Who doesn't love J-Lo?
That's a good birthday banger.
Emma, you're happy with that, right?
Yeah, I'm happy with it, yep.
You know why I like it?
Because it's a song that doesn't get overplayed
or wasn't overplayed, but it's still good.
It's got a nice beat to it as well.
Ange goes last.
Hi, Ange.
Hi, Ange.
Hi.
I feel a bit old now.
I've got a good feeling about you, though, Ange.
I've got a feeling in my waters.
What's your birthday?
29th of December, 1975.
Okay, Ange, you were 16 in 1991 on the 29th of December.
And in the early 90s, this was number one.
No way.
Ange, I knew it.
Ange, you have one of the greatest songs of all time as your birthday banger,
Queen of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah, all good.
Now, we've done some interesting research into this.
Your birthday is 1975, and the year that this was number one on here is...
It was 1991, which was actually around the time Freddie Mercury passed away.
So the song's gone back to number one because of that, we think.
Yes.
But here's where it gets really spooky.
You were born in 1975.
Yes, and guess when
that song was first number one?
1975.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it, Ang. You wouldn't
believe it. The stars are aligned.
Ellie is almost
hyperventilating at the moment.
Do you want to play Britney, Ellie? No.
No.
Well, we need to vote.
My vote's for Britney. Oh, I get it this. We need to vote. Queen.
My vote's for Brittany.
Oh, I get to decide.
I get to decide.
Ellie, let's go to your vote.
I'm voting for Queen.
All right, I think it's going to be Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen.
Yeah, play it, Harry, back in the studio.
Here we go, New Zealand.
This is your birthday banger.
Free and clean.
Zed-Ev.
You wouldn't believe it.
Fantasy.
Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Zidane. You would have believed it. I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me To me
Mama Just killed a man
Put a gun
Against his head
Pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
Mama
Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Cause if nothing really matters Bye. time Goodbye everybody I've got
to go
Gotta leave you all
behind and face
the truth
Mama
I don't wanna die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunder, lightning, very, very frightening me The luetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche Will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning
Very, very frightening me
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico
I'm just a poor boy
Nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy
From a poor family
Swear him his life
On this one cross city
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah!
No, we will not let you go
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go
Let me go!
We'll not let you go
Let me go!
We'll not let you go
Never let me go Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
The Elzebub has the devil put aside for me
For me, for me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me ZDM, Brinkley, I don't want to talk over the end of that.
Is that the end?
Are we clear?
Always worth it.
Oh, no, we're not.
Push it up.
Yeah, we're clear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
That was one of the greatest birthday bangers of all time.
It is one of the greatest ones.
In the year and a half that we have run Birthday Banger,
we've never played that song.
That song has never come up in Birthday Banger.
And it's worth it to risk our jobs every time.
And you know what?
I don't know if I'm statistically correct now, but...
I'm not sure if...
We may have played that once before, but it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't take away from how amazing that song is.
And there's a tradition that has started on this show.
I don't know how it started, but you know what?
They are the best traditions.
You're not talking about what I think you're talking about, are you?
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Shit, are we?
I mean, we've just done.
Are we?
Double queen.
That's right.
For a Friday
Oh god
We are not worthy
Here we go
Buddy you're a boy
Make a big noise
Clean in the street
Gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
Singing we will
We will rock you.
We will, we will rock you.
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man shouting in the street.
You're gonna take on the world someday.
You got blood on your face, a big disgrace.
Waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you.
Sing it! We will, we will rock you.
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man, pleading with your eyes, gonna make you some bees someday. You
got mud on your face big disgrace somebody better put
your bag into your place we will we will rock you sing it we will we will rock you
everybody we will we will rock you
we will we will rock you.
We will, we will rock you.
All right. See there, Brie and Clint,
there you have it.
That is a signature Brie and Clint double queen for Birthday Banger this week.
Let's make it a triple!
Bohemian Rhapsody taking up Birthday Banger.
Now, we did a little bit of science.
Our winner of Birthday Banger, whose name was... Ange. She was born in 1975, the year that Bohemian Rhapsody taking out Birthday Banger. Now, we did a little bit of science. Our winner of Birthday Banger, whose name was...
Ange.
She was born in 1975, the year that Bohemian Rhapsody came out.
Her 16th birthday was in 1991 when that song went back to number one
because of Freddie Mercury's death.
Yes.
We've also had text messages to say it went back to number one again in 1992
because of the movie Wayne's World.
Hey, I'm happy if someone calls through with their 16th birthday in 1992.
We'll play Bohemian Rhapsody again.
Did Bohemian Rhapsody go to number one again with the movie?
Because if it did, and we're still doing this feature in 16 years' time,
there could be a 16-year-old born this year
who gets Bohemian Rhapsody as their birthday banger.
It's a song that keeps on living.
It keeps on giving, and that's why we're going to do another one.
Bites of Dust, three in a row.
Let's do it.
Queen, it's a triple threat.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We've got special show social media news.
Bree, do you want to give the social media news?
Yeah, super big, massive news.
We've created a private group page.
Yeah.
Now explain to me why we would have a private Facebook group page
when we've already got that other one.
What does this one do?
This is, I guess, where we can post videos that have swear words in it.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, that's the only reason I could think of.
Oh, and we can share our keto recipes as well.
And you can put naked photos in there and stuff.
Obviously, we need a good name.
Fletchford and Megan have got a good one,
the FVM International Podcast Group. Oh, yes. Sounds very official um i've been thinking about names for our one and i've run
this past our producers as well the um name ideas for the group and um i'm ready to debut it are you
ready to hear what i think we should call the um to call our group yes because you need a name that
gains traction and a name that's official right right? Yes. I'm thinking we call our private
Facebook group
the Brie Thomas L Big Bang
Theory fan page.
You know?
Because it combines two things.
Your name, because you're part of it
and the thing that you love the most the Big Bang Theory. You know? Because it combines two things. Your name, because you're part of it,
and the thing that you love the most, the Big Bang Theory.
I can take it being on radio, you joking about it,
but I'm not having it in writing on the internet to live forever.
The good thing about it too is you said it's a private group, so it's a safe space where you can finally truly express
how much you love your favourite
TV show. Because people actually think I
like it. People send me memes.
Big Bang Theory. I don't want to see your shit
Big Bang Theory memes.
The show is crap.
Actually, I missed a word off there.
The Brie Thomas Owl
Big Bang Theory fan page
Bazinga. That's the name
of the page.
And the fun news is that page is up now and you can go and join.
This is so punishing, this joke.
What joke?
It's a joke because I hate the show.
I know.
It's so funny.
Page is live
Feel free to join
Obviously all anybody
Is talking about at the moment
Is climate change
No I'm just kidding
The All Blacks
Taking on Ireland tomorrow
In the quarter final
It's big
I think it
Is aired here in New Zealand at like 11.15.
Yeah, it's late.
Yeah, it's after the Wallabies v England game.
Put it this way.
It won't finish before 1 o'clock in the morning,
but we're in this together, okay?
We're going to do it together.
We got this.
We've been playing Surprise Game Show this week
where we call people and ask them about some of the games.
One of our Surprise Game Show MVPs was when we found Liz,
who works at the CT Club in Rotorua.
Should we try her again?
Yeah, I'd love to talk to Liz again.
Should we give her one more go at Surprise Game Show?
She's a lovely human.
She had a great time playing last time.
I feel like she might even be up for more than one question
at Surprise Game Show.
I'm sure she would be.
She's one from one.
Let's see if she can Get them all right
Welcome to the Rotorua Commercial Travellers Club
For the bar press one
For the restaurant
CT Club Dean speaking
Sorry who was that?
Dean
Oh Dean
Is Liz there?
No Liz is not in today
Well do you want to take her place for this phone call?
Is that okay?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Welcome to Surprise Game Show.
Dean.
Are you ready for your first question?
Yes.
Who are the All Blacks playing this weekend in the quarterfinal?
They are playing Ireland.
Correct.
Well done.
That's one question correct.
Oh, Dean, you're one from one so far.
Are you ready for question number two?
Yep.
Who are the Wallabies playing the game before the All Blacks?
The Wallabies are playing.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Come on, Dean.
Yes, yes.
Can we give him a hint?
The Wallabies are playing England. The Wallabies are playing England. Congratulations. That's two correct. Come on, Dean. Can we give him a hint?
Wall-E's are playing England.
Wall-E's are playing England.
Congratulations.
That's two correct.
You need one more for the clean sweep.
Are you ready for your final question?
Okay.
Who are South Africa playing this weekend?
Who are South Africa playing this weekend?
Japan.
Japan?
Has he done it? I can't believe it.
Has he done it?
You've got it.
Oh, you've picked up a clean sweep in Surprise Game Show.
Well done.
You've also protected Liz's 100% strike record, so congratulations, Dean.
Oh, awesome.
Would you like to hear what you've won?
Yes.
Absolutely nothing.
Oh, well, there we go.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing Surprise Game Show.
Alrighty. All righty.
All right.
Bye.
God, they've got a great attitude at the CT Club, don't they?
They do, don't they?
We need to get down there one time.
Great bunch of people.
All right.
Free and Clint.
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