ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 18th 2019

Episode Date: October 18, 2019

FJL Swapshop Day51 Second Song Challenge!Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekGroomsvillaLottoRossBoss made 5kFJL Swapshop finalFriday-oke!Birthday Banger!Our new Facebook groupSurprise... gameshow is backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ireland and the world. Oh no. Oh no. No we were on, that's fine. Keep that. Keep that. Did you get it? Yeah we're good. Oh did you only get half of it? Did you only get part of what I said? Yeah sort of cut out. Oh let's stop fucking around. Can I share something with you guys on the podcast intro? Yeah. I mean do we need to announce that there's now a podcast group? They knew yesterday. I know but now it's live. And it's in the show today. And it's in the show today. We talk about it in the show. It's good too. It's got its own artwork.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Yeah, you reveal the great name. You have decided that we call the podcast group. I'm so grateful. Yeah. The Brie Thomasel Big Bang Theory fan page. God, it makes me angry. Rolls off the tongue. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:00:44 What is that as an acronym? The BBTBTFC. That's good. Sounds like the acronym I gave this girl I used to play softball with. We called her BTB. What's that for? So her last name was... Big titty bitch.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Her last name was Barrett and we called her Big Tits Barrett. Oh, so I wasn't far off. Yeah, of course she had big knockers. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Was that a consensual nickname? Was she down with it? No, she didn't like it. That's not a bad name.
Starting point is 00:01:09 That's mean. Oh, well. So you know how, obviously, people will hear in today's show whether or not we got Ross to 5,000 followers. Oh, stay around for the ride. I mean, it hasn't been. Go and check for yourself. Don't ruin the surprise.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Hasn't it been a ride? But last night I got this really weird inbox from someone. Oh, yeah? Because I kept checking Instagram because I wanted to see if Ross was going to get there. It's addictive. I was encapsulated, as I like to say. Stop using that word. Anyway, I get this message from this guy.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I'm assuming it's a guy. He's got a picture of a car as his profile picture. That's what all men transform into is cars. Exactly. It says, hey, Bree, I've got an offer for you. And I was like, oh, here we go. And I didn't write back. And he goes, a really good offer.
Starting point is 00:01:56 We'll pay by PayPal. And I was like, okay. And he kept messaging. He goes, $50,000. What for? And I didn't message back. And he goes, $50,000. What for? Whoa. And I didn't message back. And he goes, $60,000.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Yeah, so weird. He had like four people following him. I was like, this is not a real account. Anyway, I finally messaged back. And I was like, what do I need to do? Yeah, what do you want? I was like, what do you want? Anyway, he messages.
Starting point is 00:02:18 And he goes, oh. He goes, make it $90,000. PayPal. I can pay it straight to you. And I was like, oh, this sounds legit. What a good deal. He goes, all I want. He wanted photos of me in certain outfits.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. What are the outfits? So I said, what outfits are we talking about? Anyway, he was willing to send me the outfits. Oh, yeah. So that's thoughtful. One was a cowgirl. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:51 You've done that before on our show. I can get him that picture. No, I did reverse cowgirl. Yeah, even better. Which he'll love even more. One was a postman, but obviously a postwoman. Like Postman Pat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Putting letters into a mailbox. Suggestive. I like it. One was a clown, which I found that to be a bit creepy. No kink shaming, Ellie. This man's got $90,000. No, it's good. And one of them was just to wear that wig that, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:19 people call it the Karen wig. Oh, yeah. Oh, the one we got Ellie. Yeah. Can I talk to the manager week? I'll give it to you, eh? Yeah. I could make some money.
Starting point is 00:03:29 $90,000. $90,000. Do you reckon in that case, how legit do you reckon that was? So this is me who wants $90,000. I don't really care how legit it is. This is what I think you do. You send him one of the pictures. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:44 And you go deposit the money and you'll receive the other three pictures. Get him on the hook and take a good one too. Make it worthwhile. Because you've got to be something in it for him. Then he deposits the money. And then once you've got the 90k, do you care?
Starting point is 00:03:59 No, I don't care if it's those photos but what if, and this was my question because this is what I thought about, right? Yeah. If someone like that messaged you and they asked for. DPs? Risqué photos, would you do it for $90,000? Probably.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Full erect penis. Is my face in the photo? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, for $90,000. It is, for $90,000. They want the face in the photo. You wouldn't, for 90k. It is for 90k. They want the face in the photo. You wouldn't do it for $90,000.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Oh, as if you wouldn't. Who would care about a photo like that of you, Ben? Well, why don't you do those pictures? She wants to. I don't have a penis. Oh, you actually want to do it? Yeah. No, the outfit photos.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Oh, the outfit photos. This is why I'm asking you guys. Because I'm like, oh, it's just a bloody outfit. Oh, look. Probably if you asked me six months ago I would have said yes now that I have
Starting point is 00:04:47 a kid I'm worried about my legacy what if it's bumshot I want her to grow up
Starting point is 00:04:53 and find a picture of my erect thing on the internet the internet's not going to exist when she gets older
Starting point is 00:05:00 it'll be something bigger than us the internet is the only thing that's going to exist nah I reckon it's on it's way out okay mate I do okay older, it'll be something bigger and better. The internet is the only thing that's going to exist. No, I reckon it's on its way out. Okay, mate.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I do, yeah. What about you, Ellie? Oh, you know, I could do with some money, so I'm tempted. Should I do it? Yeah. If we all get involved in this, I will share the money. Yeah, Cain. Yeah, how do you want
Starting point is 00:05:24 us involved? I mean, Ellie could take the photos. Okay, yep, I'll do that. I will share the money Yeah Kane Yeah how do you want us involved? Well I mean Ellie could take the photos Okay yep I'll do that I'll direct Isn't there four outfits he wants? There's four of us
Starting point is 00:05:32 That's true He doesn't want us mate He doesn't want us But that's what he's going to get He wants Is someone willing to put up their PayPal Because I don't want my PayPal To get hacked
Starting point is 00:05:40 Would you put yours up? Well he's just depositing money You can definitely put The $90,000 into my paper That's fine by me It was better than the last thing someone asked me for Bathwater? Yeah, the dirty bathwater
Starting point is 00:05:54 I disagree, no one can trace the bathwater back to you Bathwater can't be uploaded to the internet I am devastated that I lost that inbox in my inbox Well, that's because you've got such a big inbox. We've got to go. We've got to go. So keep us updated. Please.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I will. Send us the pics. Send us the pics. And any picture requests, get at me on my private Instagram. I'll do it for half that price. Oh, good deal. I'll take any picture with any household item for a thousand dollars cash. Lights, camera, action everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Good to be here guys. How are we?
Starting point is 00:06:44 I'm going well, personally. You know, I've got a little bit of a cold at the moment. Not sure whether it's seasonal, but you know, at the moment I'm just sort of grappling with it. Took a couple of Viralex this morning. God, you are sounding older by the day. Also, I've been double dosing on the Baroccas. Double drop, if you will.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And you know what's really starting to help? Thanks for asking. I can't wait to see you dance this afternoon when we head up to the pub because you're going to do the classic dad dance, aren't you? Can't dance, bad back. It gets worse and worse. How are you, my friend? No, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I'm good. Actually was off site this morning, guys, outside, you know, the usual realm, filming something secret. Secret project. Secret project. All will be revealed. I'm just going to describe Bree's outfit that she's shown up in. And you see if you can figure out what the secret project is. There's camo involved.
Starting point is 00:07:38 There's a camo jacket that's tied around the waist, sort of slung in a casual I don't care fashion. Then we're wearing a pair of khaki green dungarees with a crisp white tee beneath. And then on the bottom, this is a telltale sign. They're the Doc Martin Airwalks, but they are completely covered in mud. Where has she been? I've been living my true self this morning, Clint.
Starting point is 00:08:00 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're filming some kind of new army show. Mash, reboot it. Clint. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're filming some kind of new army show. Mash. Rebooted. Today on the show of course Friday Oki is back. It is Bree's choice for what we do for Friday Oki today. And can I say she has made a horrific decision
Starting point is 00:08:17 by selecting. It's topical. It's the hardest song we've ever had to sing. Today we're doing Adele. It's me, Adele. Oh, no. We've got to pat it off. Rolling in the deep. Ow.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yep, sounds good. Five o'clock, you can decide who wins Friday Okie today. But before then, the last round of Friday Jams Live Swap Shop. We're going to start the show with it this afternoon. I'm so excited. This has been my favourite thing this week. Do you have a good item that you want to swap us for a double pass to head to Friday Jams Live and see Janet Jackson and the Black Eyed Peas?
Starting point is 00:08:59 So far this week, we've had an iPhone, we've had a snowboard, we've had skis, and yesterday we picked up a 55 inch tv so those things are you know what you need to go buy uh if you want to jump in you can call us right now on 0800 dial zm and we'll open the swap shop for the last time this week straight after this zm zm spree and clint the podcast spree and clint fr Jams Live Swap Shop is back. I have loved every second of the Swap Shop this week. It's the only radio competition where we ask you for things, but we give you a double pass to ZM's Friday Jams Live in return.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Hey, do you think you've gotten a good deal? Well, depends what you're putting up for the Swap Shop. If you're someone who swapped us an iPhone 6 for a double pass, I would argue, yeah, you got a pretty good deal. Pretty good deal. If you're the person who swapped us a brand new unused pair of water skis, well, I don't know what water skis are worth. So maybe we got the better deal out of that.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Let's call it even. Let's see what we get for the final day of the swap shop today. Janine, hi. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Janine. You keen to go to Friday Jams Live? I am very keen to go. Well, perfect. What are you? Good, thank you, Janine. You keen to go to Friday Jams Live? I am very keen to go.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Well, perfect. What are you offering up? Two nights accommodation on Waikiki. Oh! Where at, Janine? We're at Tifau. It's pretty lovely on Tifau Peninsula. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I do love that island. Now, is this the family batch that you're offering up? No, no. I run accommodation. I can give you a website. Check it out if you like. Yeah, what's that website? I'll spell it for you.
Starting point is 00:10:30 So it's Tfau, T-E-W-H-A-U-B-A-C-H.com. TfauBatch.com. TfauBatch.com. All right, Breeze is taking a look. I'm having a look. The internet is slow. Hold on, here we go. Oh, it does look really nice. Okay, is slow. Hold on, here we go.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Oh, it does look really nice. Okay, beautiful offer. Oh, it's cute. Oh, yeah, I'd be keen for that. Let's see what else we've got. Hey, Liam. Liam. Liam.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Liam. Hello. Hello. Yeah, there he is. What are you offering up in the swap shop for these tickets? A limited edition Ace Ventura pop worth $600. Wait, a limited edition Ace Ventura what? Pop. You know pop?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Oh, like a shirt. Oh, no, pop vinyl, like the little caricatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the things. People go off for those things. I'm obsessed with that movie. When you say limited edition, what do you mean? Like, is it valuable? There's only a certain number made, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah. Okay. I do love the Ace Ventura films. The sequel was better than the original. It's one of the rare times that can happen. Hey, Scott. Hey, man. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:11:35 It's good, Scotty. What have you got for us? I have got 500 mint-conditioned golf balls. I thought you were about to say $500 million. Like it. 100 golf balls. What thought you were going to say $500 million. Lick it. 100 golf balls. What are they worth, Scotty? Some of them up to about $8 each in the shop.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Are they secondhand? Like have you gone around a driving range and stolen a whole lot of golf balls? Hopefully. No, no, no, no. I dive in the ponds under agreement with the golf courses. Oh, cool. I love that. 500 golf balls. That's golf courses. Oh, cool. I love that. 500 golf balls.
Starting point is 00:12:06 That's very cool. Hey, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Nicole, talk to us. What item do you think is going to get you these tickets? I've got a 12.9-inch iPad Pro. I have said from the start that I want an iPad.
Starting point is 00:12:21 An iPad Pro, that's one of the modern ones too, isn't it? Yeah. Oh. Oh. How old would you say it is? I only bought it last year. Why don't you want it? Oh, I would like to go to Friday Jam.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, right. The price is so good. Okay, one more thing. Brendan, hey. Hi, Brendan. Hey, how you going there? Good, thank you. What's the deal?
Starting point is 00:12:43 What have you got? So my wife and I just bought the cake shop out at Pukekohe and we're happy to put up a customised cake with whatever flavour you guys want, whatever you want on the cake. Red velvet. Couldn't go any better if I asked. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:00 If you asked. How big are we talking? What size cake? As big as you want. Wedding cake size? It can be if you want it. I do love cake. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 00:13:12 We've got a cake of our choosing. We've got a 12-inch iPad Pro. We've got 500 golf balls. We've got an Ace Ventura pop vinyl. And we've also got accommodation on Waiheke Island. The accommodation looks good. Yeah. I mean, a night on Waiheke Island. The accommodation looks good. Yeah. I mean, a night on Waiheke is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:13:28 It's two nights. Oh, two nights. I'm pretty sure she offered up two nights. And if you're going to Friday Jams, if you're coming from around the country, you could stay out on Waiheke Island. Look at the view. Yeah. What are we going to choose?
Starting point is 00:13:37 What's the item, the last item that's going into our swap shop kitty today? And potentially winning its current owner a diamond double pass to Friday Jams Live. That's right, which we draw later today. Yeah. Um... I think it's the iPad Pro. I think it's the iPad, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:55 That's a bloody good item. Nicole? Are you sure, Nicole? Are you sure you want to give this to us? Yeah. Well, congratulations. You're off to Friday Jams Live. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Nicole, she came here for a mission and she's done. That's a great deal. That's like a $1,000 iPad. If not more. If not more. Okay. Sweet. Those five people now are going to have to battle each other out later in the show today. They can't vote for themselves. They have to vote for somebody else and whoever gets the
Starting point is 00:14:21 most votes is going to get upgraded to a diamond double pass to Friday Jams Live. I'd like to hear people's opinion on the text machine. What do you think is the best item we have received in the swap shop this week? We've got an iPhone 6, a snowboard, water skis that are brand new, a 55-inch TV that's like only a year old. Samsung Smart TV. And the iPad Pro. Which one do you guys think is the best?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Which one truly deserves a diamond double pass? That's the front, front row of ZM's Friday Jams Live. Can't get any closer. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.
Starting point is 00:15:05 You only got one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the one second song challenge. We go head to head every single week. We get 20 seconds to guess as many songs as we can based off just one second. If you pick the winner, you get some free mobile fuel for fill up Friday. That is correct. Courtney, hi.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Hi, Court. Hi. You ever heard this game before? It's at a different time this week. You ever heard us play? Yes. Oh, damn it. Well, with prior knowledge in mind, who are you choosing to play for you? Can I please choose you?
Starting point is 00:15:38 Me being, you need to be clear about this, me being Clint? Yes, please, Clint. Okay, sure thing. I'm your man. Nicole, that means you get Bree. You, please, Clint. Okay, sure thing. I'm your man. Nicole, that means you get Bree. You got me, Nicole. Oh, I'm all good with that, Bree. I was going to choose you anyway. Oh, thanks, babe. I'm going to really, really
Starting point is 00:15:53 do it for our team, alright? Because I'm due. I'm due, Nicole. I was going to choose you. I believe in you. You leave Nicole alone, please. Seeing as you've done what you've done, I'm going to leave the studio. Cool, I'm going to leave the studio. Cool.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I'm going to go over there because I don't like how Clint reads my mouth when I sit on this side. Okay. Interesting. All right. I think you're paranoid. Okay. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:16:14 I'll be back. I'll be in a soundproof area while you do your songs, and then I'll come back and have a go at the same songs. All right. Brie, you can pass. You can give me the song title, All The Artists or Feature Artist. Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Can you turn it down a bit because I feel like he can hear. He can pass. You can give me the song title or the artist or feature artist. Ben, when you're ready, head it off. Can you turn it down a bit
Starting point is 00:16:27 because I feel like... He can hear? He can hear. Okay. No, I'm being serious. Oh, she's really serious today. I'm pretty sure... I think he's been cheating.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I think he's been cheating. Okay. And I think I've figured it out how. Really? I actually have. Okay. And I might share that at some point on the show. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Not today. Let's beat him now, okay? Okay, all right. All right. Well, let's beat them. But not today. Let's beat them now, okay? Okay, all right. All right. When you're ready, Ben. Kyler Ray J. Smith. Yes. Yo, Mike Chet.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Will Smith. Yes. Pass. Jamelia. Yep. Cher. Yeah. Cosageta.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Yeah. Drake. Yep. Justin Bieber 666 Nice mate Well done Well done Oh she's good
Starting point is 00:17:14 She's good Stay there Stay there Oh he wants to try this scene I'm going to play on your microphone today And see if it's a cursed microphone Okay yeah Good call
Starting point is 00:17:23 So he's going to blame it on that If he loses. Okay, yeah, convenient. Oh, nice work. I did notice, I don't mean to be the paranoid one now, but I did notice
Starting point is 00:17:31 a lot of talking going on in the room. No, there was no talking. No, it was just chin. Oh, so you're trying to read our mouths. I was just seeing Ellie. I'm trying to lip read, are you?
Starting point is 00:17:39 You cheater. Got him. Okay, I'm ready for this. You ready? All right. When you're ready, Ben, go. Callie Rae J Got him. Okay. All right. I'm ready for this. You ready? All right. When you're ready, Ben, go. Callie Rae Jepsen. Yo, mic check.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Will Smith. Yeah. Jamelia. Cher. Yeah. Pussycat Dolls. Yeah. Front Way Drake.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah. Despacito. Yeah. 660. Yeah. Despacito. Yeah. 660. Yeah. Lizzo. Oh, my God. That, honestly, you were both tied until that last one.
Starting point is 00:18:15 You've just been in Brie 9-8. Well, it's not the microphone then. You did really well, Brie. You know what? You're so humble, aren't you? You're so humble. Did you get eight? She did. She did really well. You did really well. Yeah. You did really well, Brie. You know what? You're so humble, aren't you? You're so humble. Did you get eight? She did.
Starting point is 00:18:27 She did really well. You did really well. Yeah. You did really well. Don't patronise me. Oh, then I don't know what to say, okay? Be a humble... Oh, he doesn't know how to be a humble winner.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Can you congratulate Courtney for me? Courtney, congratulations. I let Clint win. We've got some free mobile fuel for you, Courtney. Nice work, congratulations. I let Clint win. We've got some free mobile fuel for you, Courtney. Nice work, Court. All right, that's the one second song challenge. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the latest.
Starting point is 00:18:54 From iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, I am into this story because there's this app called Raya, which essentially is like the Tinder for celebrities in LA. Very exclusive. And also an app that you are a part of. Is that right, Dean?
Starting point is 00:19:15 We heard you got accepted. Yeah. So remember, you might remember we talked about this once before. Raya is this exclusive dating app. You have to apply. I applied four times. On my fifth time, I was like,
Starting point is 00:19:25 stop it. Like, I don't even, I've already humiliated myself enough and I finally got accepted. So this is the app. I'm on there. It is the most boring app you've ever seen
Starting point is 00:19:34 in your entire life. Really? It's just like, it's so lame. Like, yeah, there's definitely famous people on there. I see people that are like
Starting point is 00:19:41 famous YouTube stars and some actors and stuff like that. But mostly, it's like people that are like famous YouTube stars and some actors and stuff like that. But mostly it's like people that have like music executives looking for other financially stable, like yeah, yeah, it's that. In fact, I actually deleted it off my
Starting point is 00:19:54 phone. I found it so boring. But an Australian celebrity, Olivia Valance has been kicked off the app today because she talked about being on there and she's dating some Australian footballer or whatever. She's on Neighbours. You might remember her from that. She's been kicked off for even talking about it. So there is a chance tomorrow morning if I ever download it again and they heard this ad break.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Yeah, I was going to say, you're about to get kicked off as well. Yeah, you're getting kicked off. My friend, you know Amos, Dean? Do you know Amos? He's a comedian. He's one of my mates. He's living in LA. Anyway, he downloaded the app and he got accepted
Starting point is 00:20:26 and he matched with Scarlett Johansson. Anyway, he talked about it on a few media, whatever it was, and the story got out and then Raya, yeah, blacklisted him. Yeah. So that's why I'm not even going to talk about who I've seen, but I've definitely seen people that you would know for sure. Like who? Give us one.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Give us one. It's boring and you want to offer it anyway. Who have you seen? It is... No, I honestly... What does it rhyme with? It is... What does it rhyme with?
Starting point is 00:21:02 Channing Chatham. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, that person you're talking about from Neighbours, that's Holly Channing Chatham Yeah whatever Whatever There you go Anyway That person you're talking about From Neighbours That's Holly Valance sister Isn't it
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah Olympia Valance 2000s pop star Holly Valance Yeah the song where it's like Kiss kiss Yeah yeah yeah Okay that's the latest Brought to you by
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Starting point is 00:21:28 ZM, Bree and Clint, we are live from the Empire Tavern in Auckland, gearing up for a big weekend of rugby. Yeah, that's right. It all kicks off tomorrow, the quarterfinals. It's massive. So we decided let's come to the pub early. You know, get in the mood of the nation. At the moment, we haven't asked anyone what their mood is,
Starting point is 00:21:44 but I can feel the mood, and it feels good. Feels good. Is that the vibe you're feeling? Wait, hang on, let me lick my finger. Yeah, it feels good. Feels good. Yeah, we're good. As if you can smell anything right now.
Starting point is 00:21:58 I don't know if I'm sick or if I've got allergies, but you know, what I will say is it's had a big impact on my Friday Oaky performance. No, don't use that. You always do this. I couldn't breathe through my nose. You'll use an excuse. All singers will tell you
Starting point is 00:22:14 if you want to really get the... So you're saying you're a singer? Oh, yeah. In Friday Oaky I am. At least I pretend to be. Which also makes me an actor. Let's talk about... Because obviously the other day
Starting point is 00:22:24 the topic came up, about another story about a bridezilla. We always read these stories. There's so many that go around. But we started talking about off-air. Why aren't there any stories about groomzillas? People love to bag on a lady who's very stressed out about her wedding. But is groomzilla even a term?
Starting point is 00:22:44 Is a man who goes a bit wacky or gets a bit stressed out about her wedding. But is groomzilla even a term? Is a man who goes a bit wacky or gets a bit stressed out or has a bit of tanty about his wedding, is that a groomzilla? A hundred percent that's a groomzilla. It should be. You told me a story about a groomzilla you know. Yeah, one of my friends, she married this guy who was very particular on his wedding day, which fair enough, I'm not judging him, but he was a groomzilla.
Starting point is 00:23:04 He had this big tantrum on his wedding day because which fair enough. I'm not judging him, but he was a groomzilla. He had this big tantrum on his wedding day because all of his groomsmen, who were really good-looking guys, by the way, three boys, all really good-looking groomsmen, all put the suits on, and he was whinging that their suits looked better than his and they all looked too similar and he didn't look special enough because it was his day and you know what he made them do what he made them all wear no ties he dressed them down yeah i love it so they ended up wearing no ties and to be honest i think they look better um you you
Starting point is 00:23:35 kind of get it though right i do get it it is his big day you just don't hear about it all the attention goes on the woman who wants things to be perfect, rightly so, and the guy just kind of goes in the slipstream and gets to chill out. Yeah. But are there groomzilla stories out there? Do you know a story about a guy who had a tantee, a bit of a blowout, who did whatever that would classify him as a groomzilla? Can we change the conversation this afternoon? Do you want to dob someone in for being a groomzilla?
Starting point is 00:24:03 Who was it? 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can for being a groomzilla? Who was it? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us your groomzilla stories to 9696 and we're back with the next ZM Spree and Clint the podcast. We're live from the Empire Tavern. No groomzilla stories so we'll just assume that men are perfect when it
Starting point is 00:24:18 comes to weddings. There was one or two on the text machine but people were scared that their family would hear them. No, no, what I took from that is men are perfect. Oh yes, from that is men are perfect. Oh, yes, I agree. Men are perfect. That lotto draw that happened on Wednesday, which none of us won.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Bree tried to convince us that her housemate, Big Gay Gorgeous Ellen, won $10,000, which the gag lasted for a couple of minutes where we were like, that never happens. God, some of you believed it because I sent through a video of us celebrating. Yeah. So I feel like I got you maybe for five seconds. I was 50-50.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah. The $19 million, which is what two people won, $19 million each, still hasn't been claimed. Still? Two Aucklanders who both bought their tickets using the MyLotto app won $19 million each and neither of them have checked the app yet to realiseLotto app, won $19 million each, and neither of them have checked the app yet to realise that they've won the $19 million. Who are these people? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:11 What do you think's happened? Do you think, what, they've lost their phone? Oh, my God. Imagine if you did lose your phone. Because you can't buy a ticket on subscription. It's not like they've just automatically got a ticket. They had to, between Saturday and Wednesday, log into the app, part with
Starting point is 00:25:25 money for a ticket, and purchase themselves a lotto ticket, and they still haven't gone on and checked it. That's really bizarre. I read a story today that said if they, that $19 million each of them gets, if they put it in the bank, they can make $300,000 a year after tax and interest. So you just live off the interest for the rest of your life. So live off that. Leave the $19 million in the bank. You'll have $300,000 to play with every single year.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Not to rain on the NZ Lotto parade for $38 million, but in Australia, I think it was on Wednesday night actually, a guy in Sydney won $50 million on the Lotto. And he found out actually yesterday, he found out that he was the $50 million winner. Yeah. And he was actually a Sydney tradesman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:13 And he was at work. Love it, yeah. And he walked off the job. Oh, 200%. He took off his tool belt and walked out. I hope he came back later in the day with a chilli bin full of beers for everybody and a cheque for $50,000 for each and one of the guys on his work site. Stuff that, I'd be off on a holiday.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Who do you owe? If you win Lotto, and I'm talking millions, multi-millions. Big Gay Al said he would have given me $5 million. He'd give you, oh. He did, and this was before he checked. Is this if he won the 38? Well, he said if he won the Powerball. Yeah, so the 38 million.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah, he would have given me five, and this was before he checked, and he knew that a ticket had been won in Auckland online. What do you have on him that means he'd give you $5 million? It means he is a good friend, and we have a good friendship. Let's go through the list of people. You and Lotto, your parents get some money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Your siblings get some money. Oh, don't know. Don't know? Nah, of course, yeah. Okay. Extended family, aunties and uncles, do they get some money? Certain aunties and uncles. Okay, pick and choose.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yes. Your workmates, do they get some money? Is this hypothetical? No, this is... Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, of course, yep. Well, you know. Peeps.
Starting point is 00:27:30 You know, what do you do? Like us, like us four, we're so close. No, I would. We're so close. And people would be. I don't need all that money. But where do you... I know you don't, but where do you draw the line?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Yeah, I know. Where is the line? So you give something to your workmates, cool. Friends, do you give something to your friends? You know, Freeths, do you give something to your freeths? You know, everyone expects it. Everyone expects something, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you did give money to people, it'd have to be a big secret. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:52 It'd be under that condition. It'd be like, if I give you this money, then you can't tell anyone. Okay, well then back to that. If you won Lotto, would you tell anybody that you won Lotto? Hell no. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. We are live from the Empire Tavern, getting in the mood, you know, getting ready.
Starting point is 00:28:09 A hundred bottles up here on the wall. A hundred bottles. Oh, we on. We're getting ready. So I was just getting involved in some pub sing-alongs. It's good. You do you, babes. You do you.
Starting point is 00:28:18 I'll get back to that after you do this. We're getting in the mood of the nation for the footy this weekend. Friends is such big news at the moment. 25 years on. Well, it is a 25 year anniversary, but it seems like there's non-stop Friends news at the moment. There's that Jennifer Anderson Instagram picture. What have you got now? No, no, this is nothing. No conspiracy or anything.
Starting point is 00:28:35 So, we've been through that and I suggested to you that I believe this whole thing is a PR campaign to announce the reunion of Friends. It's not, mate. I just believe they're building a groundswell. No. And I believe it'll be announced before the end of the year.
Starting point is 00:28:50 No, mate. Shall I go even further? I think it'll be announced before the end of the year, and I think it will be one of the marquee television programs used to launch the Apple streaming service. No. Get over it. It's not happening.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Anyway, it is 25 years of Friends, and this is something you might be interested in. A New Zealand, well, event cinemas in New Zealand are doing a Friends marathon in movie cinemas. Oh, that's cool. So I want to know if you'd be up for this. You can buy tickets to go to the 25-year anniversary marathon. Starts at 12.30 on Sunday the 27th of October. So is that this
Starting point is 00:29:26 weekend or next weekend? Next weekend. And in there you'll watch back to back 12 episodes of Friends. Okay. Some special never before seen behind the scenes footage. Okay. And you'll get two intermissions. Essentially you'll be in a cinema for six hours watching
Starting point is 00:29:41 Friends. Wait, so you don't even watch the whole series? Well, you can't watch the whole series. It was like 12 series. You'd be there for three days. I've just had a great idea. Friends marathon? What if we do a friends marathon? That's a great idea. Where we sit down and we watch it back to front. Yeah. Front
Starting point is 00:29:58 to back. Well, maybe just once. Front to back. Should we watch it in reverse so they get younger? No! We've got to watch it right. And if someone falls asleep, it's a fail. But that's me. I would fall asleep. So how many hours would that be?
Starting point is 00:30:12 Okay. Can someone work that out? No, Ben just Googled it. It's 85 hours of television. Woo. So let's look at the upper reaches of human capabilities. What if we tag team? Hang on.
Starting point is 00:30:34 I love when we workshop ideas on the air. No, let's do it. I've got a calculator out. And our boss loves it too. So what's 85 hours divided by 24 hours? That's three and a half days straight. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Couldn't be done.
Starting point is 00:30:47 So if we did it over a week with sleep breaks. Nah, who cares about a sleep break? Nah, that's boring. Well, do we just see how far we can get? That's a good idea. Should we just see how far we can get? How far could we go? Watching Fritz.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God. Could we set the record How far could we go? Watching Friends. Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God. Could we set the record? Could we? What is the record? What is the record for most consecutive episodes of Friends watched in a row?
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'd be so keen for that. I'd have a great time. Okay, we're going to start looking into it. I might have to relocate my baby to the studio and change some nabbies. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Bring Tui in. She can watch Friends for the first time. She's never seen it. Yeah, she'll love it. She's never seen it. We've got to watch it from the start. I bet her favourite will be Monica.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Yeah. Okay. Well, there's an idea. If you just want to watch 12 episodes, get a maxi if you're into cinemas. Marathon. But now it seems a little bit lacklustre, doesn't it? Exactly. Now that we're going to try and watch the whole lot and start to finish.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Bring it on next week. Come at me, friends. Oh, my God. Imagine if we survived three and a half days. ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast. I'm singing, follow Ross, everything is alright. He doesn't really post much at night.
Starting point is 00:31:55 And if you want to leave, we can guarantee. He won't hit 5k by Friday. It's been a big mission this week to get Ross to 5,000 Instagram followers. After he celebrated on Monday, or Sunday rather, that he'd hit 1,000 followers after eight years of being on Instagram. Thank you to everybody who has participated. Do we... I was happy with just my little middling life.
Starting point is 00:32:23 No, you weren't. I didn't need to go to the moon, guys. I was fine on Earth. You were hungry for fame. You want to be up there. You want to be doing those things. I don't know what to do with it now. Do we reveal the big news first?
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yeah, let's reveal the big news. All right, thank you to everyone who's participated. We can now reveal... Ross has 5,416 followers. Well done, guys. Well done, Ross. We did it. We've done it. You know, not without some. Well done, guys. Well done, Ross. We did it. We've done it.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You know, not without some help from some famous friends. And I don't even know if you're aware of this, Ross. Did you know that celebrity from Celebrity Treasure Island, Jodie Rimmer, posted about you? Hey, guys. It's Jodie Rimmer here, a.k.a. Shardy Pirate from Treasure Island. I am here in Sydney filming a feature film with none other than Hugh Jackman. Really small world. I was talking to Hugh about what Brie and Clint were doing
Starting point is 00:33:13 with Ross Boss's Instagram account. And Hugh Jackman, no lie, says that Ross Boss is Hugh Jackman's second cousin on his mother's side. I'm not even joking you. But if that's not a great reason to follow Ross Boss, I don't know what is. Pretty amazing. Hugh, where's the trickle down, mate?
Starting point is 00:33:33 Yeah, you should use the trickle down. I'd be annoyed too. I went to his show. I should have gone for free. Did you catch up with him? No, he doesn't know me. Did you know that celebrity weatherman Matty McLean posted about you?
Starting point is 00:33:44 I mean, I should hope so. Guys, guys, guys, guys, that celebrity weatherman Matty McLean posted about you? I mean, I should hope so. Yeah. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. It's Matty McLean here. Look, you come to me for all the hot tips, right? Because I know what all the latest trends are and stuff, like Tamagotchis, Chatterings. They're all still, like, cool, right?
Starting point is 00:34:01 And here's another one. Go follow Ross Boss from ZDM on Instagram. And Ross, if you're listening, I have yet to buy my tickets to Friday Jams. So maybe, you know, we can sort out some sort of I scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of a deal. Yeah, see? Close personal freedom.
Starting point is 00:34:20 That's very good. I actually do need to give him Friday Jams tickets. Did you know, Ross, that obviously one of the most famous singers ever from New Zealand, Anika Moore, posted about you? Oh, shit. Is it recording? What's his name? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:34:34 Ross Flahive. Oh, I support Ross Flahive with his Instagram channel. Ross Flahive whatever. Say there's good content. There's really good content. He's an astounding blogger. Say he's good content. There's really good content. He's an astounding blogger. Say he's good looking. He's not, I'm not into...
Starting point is 00:34:50 Anyway, go follow him because he's a good guy and I'm basically just looking at myself this whole video. A couple of questions. Anika Moore from The Hits. Why did you need to bleep out the word dudes? Yeah, good point. I know, we did. That's weird. out the word dudes? Yeah, good point. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:35:05 We did. That's weird. You know, some people find it offensive. So goal achieved. First thing, we can give you your package which arrived. Yes, can we bring in the package? The influencer package. The Jamison's influencer package.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Jamison's will be expecting a post. They will be. So if you do accept it, you will have to post on your five and a half thousand. Some pins. Strong. The other side of this was we promised last night that you'd be uploading a nude. And you've told me, Ross, that you do have a nude ready to go. Is that right? Yeah, I did promise my followers in particular that you'd be posting some Ross nudes.
Starting point is 00:35:39 So last night I was tired a little bit. He wrote back to me and said he had one ready to go. So I just didn't think it was going to get to five. So I said to Bree, oh, yeah, I'll do it. That's fine. I've got an old naked Ross video from a while. It's tasteful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Tasty, maybe. And I was like, yeah, I'll post that, thinking it wouldn't happen. Then I woke up this morning and. It's way over five. It's way over five. Look, look. I mean, can we come to a compromise? We have somehow got our hands on a Ross Boss naked photo.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I don't know where this has come from. So you post your nude video and... We will post the naked... Do you want to see it first? Because obviously you can check it off. I'd like to see it. It's obviously... Hold on, if this is actually from my stag too,
Starting point is 00:36:26 then I don't want it. I reckon it's from what, 2003? No, not that old. You're in good neck. You're in very good neck. I'd be very happy. Here we go. We're going to show you the picture.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I just don't know what this gag is. In three. Naked Ross photo. What do you think, Ross? That's going live to our... That is seamless. Going live to our That is seamless Going live to our Bree and Clint Instagram
Starting point is 00:36:48 Right now Can you put a Les Mills logo on there So I can get a free image Congratulations everybody New Zealand's newest And oldest Instagram influencer It's Ross Boss AKA at Ross Lehigh
Starting point is 00:37:00 Finally we didn't fail at something Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Bree and Clint, Friday James Live Slop Shop is back.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I have been getting a radio stiffy over this competition. You have, eh? Every time Bree has to sit down. It's so fun. See her tucking
Starting point is 00:37:21 something into her belt. I'm like, have you got a radio stiffy again? I'm like, yes I do, Clint. Yes I? I'm like, yes, I do, Clint. Yes, I do. All the tickets are allocated. We've given away five double passes to five people who have traded us five different things. That's right.
Starting point is 00:37:32 This is the bit where the slop shop always gets interesting because we now negotiate to find out who gets the upgrade. This year, the upgrade is diamond double passes. That is the very front row of Friday Jams Live. You can't get closer to the stage. The tickets are worth an absolute mozza. There's not many people in this section either. It's sold out. You can't buy tickets for it.
Starting point is 00:37:54 So what we've made these guys do is vote on who's going to win. Who has the best item that they offered us in the swap shop? The trick is they can't vote for themselves. No, so you have to vote for someone else. So the items that we us in the swap shop. The trick is they can't vote for themselves. No, so you have to vote for someone else. So the items that we have in the swap shop. Let's go in order.
Starting point is 00:38:09 First day on Monday, we got an iPhone 6. iPhone 6. Day two, we got a snowboard. On day three, we got a set of water skis with no boat. On day four, we got a 55-inch smart TV. And then today at three o'clock, we swapped our Friday Jams live tickets for a 12.9-inch iPad Pro.
Starting point is 00:38:30 There's some good stuff. We already have, to make it fair, so there's no risk in what place you come, we've already off-air asked everybody to cast their votes, and now we're going to go through and see who voted for what. Right, so everyone has already cast their vote. Let's go to Nicole first. Hi, Nicole. Hi.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Nicole is the one that swapped the iPad today earlier in the show. Yeah, well done, Nicole. And off air, she has cast a vote for the 55-inch TV as the best item. That has been swapped in the swap shop. Do you think the TV was the best item, Nicole? Yeah. Okay, thank you very much. Perfect, so we've Do you think the TV was the best item, Nicole? Yeah. Okay, thank you very much. Perfect, so we've got one for the TV.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Let's go to Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. Amber on Monday swapped us the iPhone 6. Oh, yeah, we've already received that very fast shipping from Papa Moore. Thank you very much, Amber. Thank you, Amber.
Starting point is 00:39:22 She voted as the best item, the snowboard. Ah, okay. Which I thought, snowboard, pretty good. Yeah,, Amber. Thank you, Amber. She voted as the best item, the snowboard. Ah, okay. Which I thought, snowboard, pretty good. Yeah, good work. Thank you, Amber. All right, Chantel. Hello, Chantel. Hello.
Starting point is 00:39:33 You were the one that swapped us the 55-inch smart TV. So did. I think this is the item I'd be voting for. It's pretty good, eh? Yeah. Well, she voted for, because you can't vote for your own, she voted for the iPhone 6. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Interesting. I see what you've done there, Chantal. You've tried to vote for the item that you think no one else will vote for, haven't you? Well, I didn't hear today's one, so I probably would have voted for that one. Yeah, no, that's good strategy. Where are we at with the votes so far?
Starting point is 00:40:03 So now we're at someone's voted for, we've got one vote for the TV, one vote for the snowboard, one vote that's good strategy. No, it's good strategy. Where are we at with the votes so far? So now we're at someone's voted for, we got one vote for the TV, one vote for the snowboard, one vote for the iPhone 6. Okay. And let's go to Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:40:16 You gave us the snowboard. Yes. And you voted for the water skis. Oh, God. Yeah. Which, I mean, the water ski's very good. So now... So we are at risk here that there's a five-way split.
Starting point is 00:40:29 That is possible. If we get a perfect vote that everybody votes for something different, then we're at stalemate. There could be a five-vote split. But if there's a one double up here, then that's the person who's going to win. So we've got one for the TV, one for the Snowball, one for the iPhone 6, one for the water skis. If any one of those gets a vote here, they win.
Starting point is 00:40:46 What's got no votes? The iPad. Okay, all right. Which I don't know if I agree with that. No, everyone's been strategic. They've all gone, that's the best item. True. Well, James, you were the last person to vote.
Starting point is 00:40:57 You gave us the water skis. Yep. Jamesy there. James voted there. James voted for and the winner of the upgrade for the diamond tickets. The Samsung TV. That means, Chantel, you win the diamond tickets to go to Friday Jam 5. Oh, how amazing is that? Definitely worth the sacrifice.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Yeah, right? How much more does it make it worth it? You're going to be able to touch these people. Oh, that's amazing. Who are you most excited about for Friday Jams Live? Probably 50 Cent. Well, you're going to get some of 50 Cent's sweat on
Starting point is 00:41:36 you because you're going to be so damn close to him. Congratulations and thanks for swapping us a TV in the swap shop. Thanks so much. Friday Jams Live goes down at Western Springs Stadium this November. There's still tickets available from Ticketmaster. This gig is going to be massive. We are all going, and it's going to be a great day,
Starting point is 00:41:51 so make sure you're there as well. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:42:08 You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki! It's that time. Yeah, baby. Live from the pub. What better way to end a Friday than with Friday Oki at the pub? You know, earlier in the week, we had the idea. We thought, we're live from the pub. Why don't we do a live rendition of Friday Oki in the bar,
Starting point is 00:42:26 karaoke styles, you know? No. And get the people to judge. Get the people of the pub to judge who wins Friday Oki. Now that I know the song you've chosen, you terrorist. Oh. That was a bad word to use. What, for picking Adele in Friday Oki?
Starting point is 00:42:44 The song you've chosen is pure sabotage. I shouldn't have called you a saboteur. You know what? I got downtrout last week in Friday Oaky and I was very embarrassed. 5-0 with the votes for you. Which I think, what a load of bulls.
Starting point is 00:43:00 So choose a song that you can sing. No. I'm not like that, mate. I like to go big or go home. Right. It's whoever can go the biggest on the biggest ever diva, or one of the biggest ever, Adele. Okay, well, let's do it then.
Starting point is 00:43:19 We've each had the same amount of time with a professional audio engineer to put together our Friday Okie this week. We need to hear the song that we're singing first. All right, this week, Brie has chosen this Adele song. Who's got the pipes to pull this off? Mate, I've sung this song
Starting point is 00:43:36 many times going through a breakup. Yeah, well, I bet it sounded just as good that time as well. You're going to hear both of our attempts
Starting point is 00:43:43 and then you, New Zealand, are going to decide. We're going to get five New Zealand attempts, and then you, New Zealand, are going to decide. We're going to get five New Zealanders to call 0800-DALS-N-M and see who wins, but not before you hear them. Bree chose a song, so Bree's going first. Of course I am. Here it comes.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Bree doing Adele for Friday Oki. There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out to dark See how I'll leave With every piece of you Don't underestimate The things that I will do
Starting point is 00:44:16 The scars of your love Remind me of us They keep me thinking That we almost had it all. The scars of your love, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling we could have had it all. Pretty good. Pretty good. That's good. That's the winner this week.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That's the winner. Okay. Here comes my attempt sung through through i can't breathe through my nose at the moment oh okay i'm gonna put that out there a little violin i'm getting sick oh listen to you trying to i can't hit the high notes oh you couldn't before I don't feel good. Oh, whatever. I miss my mum. Oh, just play the damn song. Here comes my Attempt at Friday. There's a fire starting in my heart.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Reaching the fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark. See how I leave with every piece of you. Don't underestimate the things that I will do. The scars of your love remind me of us. They keep me thinking that we almost had it all. The scars of your love, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling. Wait, hang on.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Quick break to blow my nose. Okay, let's hit that chorus. We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You had my heart and soul In your hands And you played it to the beat Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Your chorus was punishing. I said nice. The rest of it was pretty good. I said nice and not yours. No, you didn't. I did. I said you're the winner. None of it was pretty good. No, you didn't. I did. I said you're the winner. None of it was genuine.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Don't sit there and pretend like you were genuine. You want to win. I said you're the winner this week. You want to win so bad. I already know I won't win. He'll say things like, oh, I think you've won this week, so that people vote for you because they feel sorry for you. Admit it.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Like I said, I miss my mum. Anyway. Who takes out Friday Oki this week? Five votes will decide. Someone on the text machine said, After listening to Clint's, my baby just started crying. We apologise for any babies or dogs that were offended by that last Friday Oki. Five votes.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Oh, 800 dials at the end. We'll be back with a winner for Friday Oki after Drex Project. I'm tired after listening to that. I'm tired. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. November Friday Oki. I mean.
Starting point is 00:47:37 We haven't done Adele yet. I thought there's big news about Adele this week and how much money she's made and how she's releasing an album next month. Rumoured, yeah. Rumoured. So I thought, why not tackle an Adele song? Why not tackle one of the greatest song divas of the generation is what you thought.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Mate, it doesn't matter what we tackle. It's all bad. Who did it best? Here's a little recap of how Breeze Adele sounded. Can you play that to the beat? Who did it best? Here's a little recap of how Breeze Adele sounded. And here's a little recap of how my Adele sounded. Oh, it's not a very big recap. Sorry, did you want more of that?
Starting point is 00:48:25 Yeah, I wouldn't mind some more. I worked hard on that. I put all of my emotion into mine. Five votes will decide who wins Friday Oaky. Moses is first. Hi, Moses. What's up? Moses.
Starting point is 00:48:38 What's up? Hi, Moses. Who are you voting for in Friday Oaky? So I think I'm going to vote for Bree. Moses, you're a legend, mate, and I appreciate that. Well done. Darren, you're up next. Who's your vote for?
Starting point is 00:48:53 G'day, mate. Well, we're going to give our vote that's actually decided by the dogs of Otrohonga. Oh, nice. A dog vote. Yeah, we're just travelling through on our way back up to Hamilton from the Naki, and we had the windows down. And as Bree started, it was all good, but when she hit that chorus, these dogs all just appeared and started chasing us down the road.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Darren, come on, Darren. At the start of your one, Clint, they just sat down and waved us out of town. So Casey and the kids in the car agreed with the dogs, and we're putting our vote in for Clint. Oh, wonderful. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Well, a dog vote. I don't know how legit that is, but we appreciate it, Darren. Thanks for calling in. Thank those dogs for me.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Let's go to Nicora. Hi, Nicora. Hello. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. You sound like a delightful human. Who are you voting for, Nicora?
Starting point is 00:49:43 We are going to vote for Breen. I knew you sounded like good people, and I appreciate it, and I need it this week. I got down-trout last week. I've been walking around with no pants for a week, guys, so I appreciate it. Nicora, was it more that Bree's was better than mine, or that mine wasn't as good as Breeze?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Breeze was just better away. I can handle that. I can handle that. Appreciate that, team. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Oh, hi. It's currently two votes to one in favour of Bree.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Who's your vote for in Friday Oki? Come on, Ash. Well, there's three of us in the car and we're all split vote. We've got my daughter, Sasha, my son Quinn, and my daughter's a huge fan of Bree and thinks that she's pretty funny. What's your daughter's name?
Starting point is 00:50:36 Sasha. Hi, Sasha. Appreciate your support. Right, you get the kid vote, I get the dog vote. Does that mean that Bree's... No, wait, I think she's still going. Oh, no, sorry, sorry. And then the other vote for the other kid, I get the dog vote. Does that mean that Bree's... No, wait, I think she's still going. Oh, no, sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in the other vote, the other card, we're going Clint. Oh, so it's a vote for Clint.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Okay, thank you. Fair enough. Thank you, Ashley. Well, I appreciate at least Sasha in the family giving me her support. We've arrived at a decider. It's the decider. And the man with the power is Brayden. Hi, Brayden.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Hi, Brades. Oh, good afternoon, Bray and Clint. How are we doing? Hello, mate. It's good. It's all shits and gigs, really, but technically, well, deep down, I think we both take this quite seriously. We do.
Starting point is 00:51:12 We care a lot, and last week hurt me a lot. It's tearing the show apart, so please just put us out of our misery and tell us who's won Friday Oaky this week with Adele. Right. Well, purely because they sounded like Adele themselves and because Clint came in way too hot at the beginning, it's going to Bree. Well done, Bree.
Starting point is 00:51:30 She's got it! She's got it! Everyone at the pub, I've just won! No one cares. They're all telling me to shut up. But I appreciate that, Brayden. Thanks, Brayden. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Happy Friday to you means more to me than you know. I mean, well done. You deserve that. It doesn't help. I mean, well, Doug, you deserve that. It doesn't help. I mean, I've already got a cold and I don't feel good. Now I feel worse. You're such a good loser as well. You're a great winner but also a good loser. When we got to 2-all, I started to feel better and I thought,
Starting point is 00:51:58 oh, maybe things aren't so bad. But, no, it's okay. I mean, I love listening to little violins, but I also would love listening to real music. Let's go to the ads or some music or something, Harry. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Time for Birthday Banger! It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. For a Friday, Birthday Banger, I feel, is the most important. Because you want to kick off your weekend in a good way. It's got a lot of responsibility. We've punished you to death just previously with Friday Oaky. And then we try and bring things back to life and restore faith in music with Birthday Banger. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays. Let's start with Shana.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Hi, Shana. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Fantastic, thanks. It's Friday. Yeah, how good. What's your birthday? Let's figure out your birthday, Banger. So my birthday's the 19th of January, 1995. Okay, Shana, you were 16 in 2011 on the 19th of Jan, and back in 2011, this topped the charts. Gosh. Wait for the drop.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Usually there's a drop. Here it is, here it is, here it is. The amount of times I've been out on K Road. Yeah. And I've been dancing to this song, I tell you. Shanna, Britney aside and the legacy aside, how do you feel about that Britney Spears song as your birthday banger? To be honest with you, I'm not really that much of a fan of that song. No.
Starting point is 00:53:44 A little Literally disappointed. Amazing that it went to number one. But that's okay. Wait there. Shade from you. Of all the Britney tracks. It's Britney though. I know it's Britney.
Starting point is 00:53:56 But even... It's not her best. Even the greatest artists of all time have the odd stinker. It was obviously the bald-headed Britney. Let's talk to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi, Em.
Starting point is 00:54:08 What's your birthday? 29th of March, 1986. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 29th of March. And, Emma, this is your birthday banger. J-Lo. Ain't that funny? So good, Emma. Who doesn't love J-Lo? That's a good birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Emma, you're happy with that, right? Yeah, I'm happy with it, yep. You know why I like it? Because it's a song that doesn't get overplayed or wasn't overplayed, but it's still good. It's got a nice beat to it as well. Ange goes last. Hi, Ange.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Hi, Ange. Hi. I feel a bit old now. I've got a good feeling about you, though, Ange. I've got a feeling in my waters. What's your birthday? 29th of December, 1975. Okay, Ange, you were 16 in 1991 on the 29th of December.
Starting point is 00:55:04 And in the early 90s, this was number one. No way. Ange, I knew it. Ange, you have one of the greatest songs of all time as your birthday banger, Queen of Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah, all good. Now, we've done some interesting research into this. Your birthday is 1975, and the year that this was number one on here is...
Starting point is 00:55:33 It was 1991, which was actually around the time Freddie Mercury passed away. So the song's gone back to number one because of that, we think. Yes. But here's where it gets really spooky. You were born in 1975. Yes, and guess when that song was first number one? 1975.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Oh, you wouldn't believe it, Ang. You wouldn't believe it. The stars are aligned. Ellie is almost hyperventilating at the moment. Do you want to play Britney, Ellie? No. No. Well, we need to vote. My vote's for Britney. Oh, I get it this. We need to vote. Queen.
Starting point is 00:56:05 My vote's for Brittany. Oh, I get to decide. I get to decide. Ellie, let's go to your vote. I'm voting for Queen. All right, I think it's going to be Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. Yeah, play it, Harry, back in the studio. Here we go, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:56:17 This is your birthday banger. Free and clean. Zed-Ev. You wouldn't believe it. Fantasy. Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Zidane. You would have believed it. I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low
Starting point is 00:56:54 Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me To me Mama Just killed a man Put a gun Against his head Pulled my trigger Now he's dead
Starting point is 00:57:22 Mama Life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on Cause if nothing really matters Bye. time Goodbye everybody I've got
Starting point is 00:58:26 to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama I don't wanna die Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Starting point is 00:59:24 Thunder, lightning, very, very frightening me The luetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche Will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning Very, very frightening me Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro Magnifico
Starting point is 00:59:34 I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me He's just a poor boy From a poor family Swear him his life On this one cross city Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah!
Starting point is 00:59:49 No, we will not let you go Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go Let me go!
Starting point is 00:59:58 We'll not let you go Let me go! We'll not let you go Never let me go Oh, mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go The Elzebub has the devil put aside for me For me, for me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Starting point is 01:00:36 Oh baby Can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out Just gotta get right out of here Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me ZDM, Brinkley, I don't want to talk over the end of that. Is that the end?
Starting point is 01:01:53 Are we clear? Always worth it. Oh, no, we're not. Push it up. Yeah, we're clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. That was one of the greatest birthday bangers of all time.
Starting point is 01:02:05 It is one of the greatest ones. In the year and a half that we have run Birthday Banger, we've never played that song. That song has never come up in Birthday Banger. And it's worth it to risk our jobs every time. And you know what? I don't know if I'm statistically correct now, but... I'm not sure if...
Starting point is 01:02:22 We may have played that once before, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from how amazing that song is. And there's a tradition that has started on this show. I don't know how it started, but you know what? They are the best traditions. You're not talking about what I think you're talking about, are you? You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Shit, are we? I mean, we've just done. Are we? Double queen. That's right. For a Friday Oh god We are not worthy
Starting point is 01:02:48 Here we go Buddy you're a boy Make a big noise Clean in the street Gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face You big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place
Starting point is 01:03:02 Singing we will We will rock you. We will, we will rock you. Buddy, you're a young man, hard man shouting in the street. You're gonna take on the world someday. You got blood on your face, a big disgrace. Waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you. Sing it! We will, we will rock you.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Buddy, you're an old man, poor man, pleading with your eyes, gonna make you some bees someday. You got mud on your face big disgrace somebody better put your bag into your place we will we will rock you sing it we will we will rock you everybody we will we will rock you we will we will rock you. We will, we will rock you. All right. See there, Brie and Clint, there you have it.
Starting point is 01:04:33 That is a signature Brie and Clint double queen for Birthday Banger this week. Let's make it a triple! Bohemian Rhapsody taking up Birthday Banger. Now, we did a little bit of science. Our winner of Birthday Banger, whose name was... Ange. She was born in 1975, the year that Bohemian Rhapsody taking out Birthday Banger. Now, we did a little bit of science. Our winner of Birthday Banger, whose name was... Ange. She was born in 1975, the year that Bohemian Rhapsody came out. Her 16th birthday was in 1991 when that song went back to number one
Starting point is 01:04:53 because of Freddie Mercury's death. Yes. We've also had text messages to say it went back to number one again in 1992 because of the movie Wayne's World. Hey, I'm happy if someone calls through with their 16th birthday in 1992. We'll play Bohemian Rhapsody again. Did Bohemian Rhapsody go to number one again with the movie? Because if it did, and we're still doing this feature in 16 years' time,
Starting point is 01:05:15 there could be a 16-year-old born this year who gets Bohemian Rhapsody as their birthday banger. It's a song that keeps on living. It keeps on giving, and that's why we're going to do another one. Bites of Dust, three in a row. Let's do it. Queen, it's a triple threat. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 01:05:31 ZM. We've got special show social media news. Bree, do you want to give the social media news? Yeah, super big, massive news. We've created a private group page. Yeah. Now explain to me why we would have a private Facebook group page when we've already got that other one.
Starting point is 01:05:47 What does this one do? This is, I guess, where we can post videos that have swear words in it. Oh, nice. Yeah, that's the only reason I could think of. Oh, and we can share our keto recipes as well. And you can put naked photos in there and stuff. Obviously, we need a good name. Fletchford and Megan have got a good one,
Starting point is 01:06:02 the FVM International Podcast Group. Oh, yes. Sounds very official um i've been thinking about names for our one and i've run this past our producers as well the um name ideas for the group and um i'm ready to debut it are you ready to hear what i think we should call the um to call our group yes because you need a name that gains traction and a name that's official right right? Yes. I'm thinking we call our private Facebook group the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory fan page. You know?
Starting point is 01:06:40 Because it combines two things. Your name, because you're part of it and the thing that you love the most the Big Bang Theory. You know? Because it combines two things. Your name, because you're part of it, and the thing that you love the most, the Big Bang Theory. I can take it being on radio, you joking about it, but I'm not having it in writing on the internet to live forever. The good thing about it too is you said it's a private group, so it's a safe space where you can finally truly express how much you love your favourite
Starting point is 01:07:06 TV show. Because people actually think I like it. People send me memes. Big Bang Theory. I don't want to see your shit Big Bang Theory memes. The show is crap. Actually, I missed a word off there. The Brie Thomas Owl Big Bang Theory fan page
Starting point is 01:07:22 Bazinga. That's the name of the page. And the fun news is that page is up now and you can go and join. This is so punishing, this joke. What joke? It's a joke because I hate the show. I know. It's so funny.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Page is live Feel free to join Obviously all anybody Is talking about at the moment Is climate change No I'm just kidding The All Blacks Taking on Ireland tomorrow
Starting point is 01:08:02 In the quarter final It's big I think it Is aired here in New Zealand at like 11.15. Yeah, it's late. Yeah, it's after the Wallabies v England game. Put it this way. It won't finish before 1 o'clock in the morning,
Starting point is 01:08:13 but we're in this together, okay? We're going to do it together. We got this. We've been playing Surprise Game Show this week where we call people and ask them about some of the games. One of our Surprise Game Show MVPs was when we found Liz, who works at the CT Club in Rotorua. Should we try her again?
Starting point is 01:08:28 Yeah, I'd love to talk to Liz again. Should we give her one more go at Surprise Game Show? She's a lovely human. She had a great time playing last time. I feel like she might even be up for more than one question at Surprise Game Show. I'm sure she would be. She's one from one.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Let's see if she can Get them all right Welcome to the Rotorua Commercial Travellers Club For the bar press one For the restaurant CT Club Dean speaking Sorry who was that? Dean Oh Dean
Starting point is 01:09:01 Is Liz there? No Liz is not in today Well do you want to take her place for this phone call? Is that okay? Yeah, okay. Okay. Welcome to Surprise Game Show. Dean.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Are you ready for your first question? Yes. Who are the All Blacks playing this weekend in the quarterfinal? They are playing Ireland. Correct. Well done. That's one question correct. Oh, Dean, you're one from one so far.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Are you ready for question number two? Yep. Who are the Wallabies playing the game before the All Blacks? The Wallabies are playing. Ooh. Ooh. Come on, Dean. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Can we give him a hint? The Wallabies are playing England. The Wallabies are playing England. Congratulations. That's two correct. Come on, Dean. Can we give him a hint? Wall-E's are playing England. Wall-E's are playing England. Congratulations. That's two correct. You need one more for the clean sweep. Are you ready for your final question?
Starting point is 01:09:52 Okay. Who are South Africa playing this weekend? Who are South Africa playing this weekend? Japan. Japan? Has he done it? I can't believe it. Has he done it? You've got it.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Oh, you've picked up a clean sweep in Surprise Game Show. Well done. You've also protected Liz's 100% strike record, so congratulations, Dean. Oh, awesome. Would you like to hear what you've won? Yes. Absolutely nothing. Oh, well, there we go.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Thanks for playing. Thanks for playing Surprise Game Show. Alrighty. All righty. All right. Bye. God, they've got a great attitude at the CT Club, don't they? They do, don't they? We need to get down there one time.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Great bunch of people. All right. Free and Clint. ZM. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.
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