ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 19th 2018

Episode Date: October 19, 2018

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Z-DAMM! Z-DAMM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Z-DAMM's Brie and Clint. Friday! Kia ora New Zealand, Kia ora traffic, Kia ora long weekend. Hello everyone.

Hello everyone. How good's a Friday? Hello chocolate lovers. Before the long weekend. Everybody is in a good mood. Was that a Nigella reference? Yeah. Hello chocolate lovers., chocolate lovers.

Hello, chocolate lovers. It's such a good feeling in the office for those that are still here. There's no one here. Everywhere in New Zealand, I think, is it currently running on skeleton staff. Literally, because if you're smart, you'll take a few extra days around the long weekend. 100%. It's the best way to do it. If you are currently sitting in a traffic jam just burning fuel,

watching that valuable resource deplete, today is a fill-up Friday, and we will be giving Free Fuel a $50 mobile fuel voucher to every single caller who gets on the air with us today. We are dishing out the fuel like it's going out of style. Yeah. Kind of. I mean, well, kind fuel like it's going out of style. Yeah. Kind of. I mean, well, kind of.

Electric cars and... But yeah. Yeah. But if you need that fuel, this is the place to get it today. Hey, speaking of people that need things, I'm in trouble. Right. It's one of my good friend's birthdays today. Okay.

I've forgotten. Yeah. I'm going to her birthday party tonight. All right. And I've heard about a present that one of our friends has gotten her, and it's amazing. So you've got nothing, and they've got something amazing. Probably one of the best gifts I've ever heard of.

Really? Well, in terms of commitment, oh, it's amazing. I need to tell you about it next. Okay, sweet. I've organised a little surprise for you today too. What? Because it's Friday Jams Day today and because we're giving away Friday

Jams double passes on the show today, just a Friday Jam that I think you'll like to start the show. TJR! Mr305. You know how much I love people? Yes, I do. I'm not afraid to say it. We will have free Friday Jams tickets on the show at 4.30 today

and you can meet T-Pain, ZM. Cool off. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey, I said to you earlier this afternoon, there's a friend of mine, Emily. It's her birthday today. Big 25. It's a pretty big milestone.

Happy birthday, Emily. Happy birthday to you, Emily. I have totally forgotten. It's her birthday party tonight, which I have to go to. Right. I haven't organised a gift. How did you forget if you're going to her birthday party? Yeah, because I remembered last night.

Yeah. That I had to go to the thing tonight. Yeah. And I feel horrible. And what did you do this morning before the show? I slept in. Right. Great friend. Great friend.

Great friend. It's fine. I've got a plan for that. But I wanted to tell you first, I heard about one of our other friends, Georgia, the gift that she has gotten Emily for her 25th birthday. Okay. And I don't think I can top it. You said to me that you think it might be the best birthday present ever.

It's a pretty big gesture. It's pretty big. Is it big financially or big sort of sentimentally? Sentimental. Right. But I love sentimental gifts. I want you to explain to the audience right now a picture I'm about to show you. Yeah.

Of Georgia, the friend who's gotten our other friend Emily. Oh, my God. What is Emily. Oh, my God. What is that? Oh, my God. Explain the gift to people listening. So I assume that Georgia is the person that we can see. Yes, in that photo. So it's a picture of Georgia.

Yes. The friend who has pulled down her pants. Yep. Hiked up her undies, shown her bum cheek, which has a sketch of what I could only assume is Emily tattooed on her butt. Whoa! Georgia revealed that to Emily. She had it done a week ago.

Said, I've got your birthday present. It's on my bum. Pulls down her pants. Happy birthday. Is it not a bit creepy? Like, is it not a bit far? Because, I mean, I'm trying to imagine if you did it. Like, if it was my birthday and you go, Clint, check out my butt.

And there's a picture of me. Part of me would go, great commitment. We're obviously friends for life. But then also, like, check out my butt. And there's a picture of me. Part of me would go, great commitment. We're obviously friends for life. But then also, like it's a bit. How do you explain that to, you know, someone you might get into a relationship with? How do you explain it to future lovers? I think it's an amazing gesture. What a present to give someone.

If someone got my face tattooed on them, I'd be like, I'm done. I'm shook. I'm shook. That's it. What about the positioning too? It's on her butt cheek. Literally. Yeah. Because then it makes me think, what does Emily now get Georgia for her birthday?

Left it. Right there, pride of place. You know, right on the heart. Place just above the heart. Right on the heart. So this has really put me. I would give up if I was you. Like I wouldn't try and compete with that birthday present.

Leave it till next year or something because what are you going to do? Short of tattoo her name on your forehead. Yeah. You're fighting a losing battle. I mean, and this is what I've been thinking about this afternoon. I'm not a quitter. I need to get her something. Oh, and I know how competitive you are too.

I'm so competitive. And I know it's not going to be as good as a tattoo on my bum, but I do have a national radio show. Yes. I've got that platform. No one else has got that platform in our friendship group. You're going to ask if a tattoo artist can come into the studio today? No.

I'm not getting a tattoo. Yeah. We are giving away free fuel today. So I know people are going to get involved. Yeah. We are giving away free fuel today. So I know people are going to get involved. Yeah. How about I sing my friend Emily, happy birthday on national radio? That's pretty good.

How does that involve people? I need a choir. If you're listening right now, I need a choir of people to help me out. The nation's choir. The nation's choir. Sure. 0800 dial ZM Can you save my butt?

Because George's hasn't been saved. I was going to say this could be one of the worst renditions of Happy Birthday. There's a full board of calls. Are we going to get Emily on to hear her present? I'd love to get Emily on.

Okay. If you want to play It's going to be hard for her to get through. There's so many people calling. There's 50 bucks fuel in it for you as well, thanks to mobile. Help me. It'll fill up Friday. Everybody wins.

Come on, help me save my friendship. So I've got myself into a dilemma where my friend Emily turns 25 today. Happy birthday to her. It's great. She's got a birthday party happening tonight. Yeah. My other friend Georgia has given her the biggest birthday present gesture ever. She's got a birthday party happening tonight. Yeah. My other friend Georgia has given her the biggest birthday present gesture

ever. She's trumped everybody. In fact, no one else gave her a present because no one's going to beat it. It's too hard. Our other friend Georgia has gotten a sketch of Emily's face tattooed on her butt cheek. You can actually see this. We've just put it on the Bree and Clint Instagram. You can go have a look. It's next level.

It's quite big too. Does your friend mind us putting her bum cheek on our Instagram? We've cropped it quite small. Okay, cool. So it's all good. Right. Didn't check. The birthday girl herself is on the phone right now. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Happy birthday, first of all.

Thank you. How do you feel like, how do you feel about being present forever on your friend's butt cheek? Honoured, to be honest. Yeah, Georgia's here with me. Ah, Georgia, what a gesture. Thanks. How is she feeling about it? She didn't reply for 30 seconds after I showed her,

so I think I gave her a shock. I was so shook. There's a video. They videoed me. I'd be shook as well. Emily, we've organised a present for you that we hope compares to the tattoo somehow. We've organised, Emily, for the entire nation

to sing you happy birthday this afternoon. Are you ready? I'm so ready. Now, I have an entire choir of people ready to come live on here, and I need you guys, Rachel, Marina, Anthony, Raewyn, Sam, and Stacey, to all turn your radio down, okay? Before I put you on. Everyone turn their radio off.

Because this could be an absolute shit fight. It's going to be an absolute shit fight. Okay. Also, all of those people listening on the phone right now, her name is Emily. Oh, yeah. That's the name we need to put in. Yes, all of those people listening on the phone right now, her name is Emily. Oh, yeah. That's the name we need to put in. Yes.

Okay. Now, let's check in with our choir. Rachel, are you there? Yeah. You're online. Marina, are you there? Yes. Welcome to the choir.

Anthony, are you there? What up? Yeah. Tony. Raewyn. Hello. Hello. She's ready to go.

Sam, are you ready to roll? Hi. And Stacey to round out the choir this afternoon. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, can we all say hello at the same time to see if it's all working? Hello.

Hello. Whoa. All right, this is going to be terrible. Do not try and stay in time with each other because it's just not going to work. There is too much going on. There's too much back and forth. Brie, you're going to count in the choir.

I'm nervous. And you're going to lead the choir. All right, choir. Emily's the name that we're going for. In three, two, one. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Emily, happy birthday to you. Hip hip!

Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray! Yay! That was quite good. That was quite good. That was quite good.

We nailed it. Yeah. New Zealand's first birthday choir. I mean, it wasn't hugely audible, but, you know, it's all good. Hey, it's the thought that counts. Emily, have a great birthday. I'll see you tonight. All right, see you later.

And to the rest of the choir, you guys have a great long weekend, okay? Enjoy your mobile fuel. Yay, thank you. Brie and Clint on ZM. An interesting article that got released today was New Zealand's highest paid CEOs. Oh, this list makes me like so jealous. When I started reading out some of the names,

we were talking about, obviously there's people that you might know on this list. You might work for some of these companies. Yeah, they're big companies. They'll employ a lot of New Zealanders. Yeah, they're the biggest companies in New Zealand, most of them. Do you want to hear some of the top five CEOs and what they get paid? Of course I do.

Like, I didn't realise that this was public information. I want to hear it and do that thing where I go, oh, how come they bloody earn that much money? Why don't they give some of this to their staff? So I'll give you the top five. A guy named Jeffrey Greenslade, he works for Heartland Bank. He's the CEO and he earns a year. Well, this is for 2017.

So this is the financial year 2017. This is how much they earn. Yeah. $2.7 million. For one year. For one year. For one year. Then we've got Adrian Littlewood. Don't laugh.

He's probably really rich and could pay to have a hit taken out on you. He works for Auckland International Airport as the CEO and he gets paid a year, $3.3 million. Holy shit, he could buy some bigger wood. With that kind of money, you could buy whatever you want. In third place, David Hisko works for ANZ Banking Group as the CEO. All right, yeah. Last year, he earned 3.7 mil. Then we move into second place for the highest earning CEOs,

Christopher Luxon. He's the CEO of Air New Zealand. Oh, this one's always up there. Yeah. They're normally quite like fancy playboys, the ones who run Air New Zealand. Are they? Well, the last one, Rob Fyfe.

I've heard of him. Like Silver Fox. He'd be killing it. Yeah. This guy, 4.6 million. Oh, man. But then the top. 4.6 million for running Air New Zealand.

It's half owned by the bloody government. Does Jacinda get 4 point something million as well? No. Just this guy. And then the top CEO, Theo Spearings, he works for Fonterra and he gets paid 8.3 million

dollars. Are you serious? That's double than what Christopher who works works for Air New Zealand, gets. Who needs $8 million a year? Like, what are you even doing with that? Is that more than, like, big top celebrities? A lot of them. Some of them. Some of them.

Yeah, yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. What was I found? Also, if you're a farmer and you're getting up at 3.30 every morning and going out there to milk cows. And doing the whole day. And then giving him all your milk, I bet you're not getting $8 million.

Because that's the company that distributes it, right? Yeah. What a crock. Anyway, the thing that I found the most interesting is this list. Obviously, there's more CEOs that are in on, you know, in New Zealand. But this list, I didn't count how many there is, but there's a ton on the list. Yeah.

I think there's like 50. Guess how many were female? Well, judging by the fact that none of the top five were female, I wouldn't be surprised if there's none in the top 50. Oh, let's celebrate, Clint, because there's one. There's one. There is one. One female CEO in the top 50.

Her name is Kate McKenzie and she works for Chorus as the CEO. Wow. What is it with women, eh? Why won't they work harder and become CEO of companies? They just need to get in there, stop having babies and just really knuckle down. When are they finally going to get serious about their jobs and just stop farting around and gossiping? Stop having kids.

But this is the part that you found the most interesting. No, this is the bit that makes me uncomfortable. When I said to you, guess who's on the list? Yeah. Our CEO of NZME, where we work. Yeah, our boss. Our boss. And we're not, where we work. Yeah, our boss. Our boss. And we're not talking about Ross Boss. No, this is not Ross Boss. This is the boss of the whole company, the CEO

Bogsy. Just before you do this. No, I, whoa. Just before you do this. Yeah. You sure you want to read our CEO's salary out on the radio? I want you to read it out. No, I don't want to do it. I don't want to read it out. Why not? Because I like Bogsy

and I feel like he likes me. I love Bogsy. He's the guy who controls everything for us. He's a fantastic guy. So you're saying you're too much of a coward to read it out.

Oh, give it to me. Go on. It's already been published. It's already published, right? Yeah, it's already published. You got this information legally, right? Yeah, off the internet.

Oh my God, I've just seen it. So he's not in the top five. No, he's not in the top five. Are we allowed to do this? Are we allowed to do this? Producers? Okay, we've had the go ahead from the producers. Giving a thumbs up. I saw him today. I've got a sweaty

upper lip. I saw him today. He was celebrating the Diwali festival. Yeah, he was getting involved. Yeah. So our CEO, Michael Boggs. Why does this make me so uncomfortable? I don't know. $1,177,213. Drinks on him? Friday drinks on him

Friday drinks on Boxy Brie and Clint on ZM let's go it's time to out Swift the oldest

just trying to get your attention the biggest Taylor Swift fan Ross Boss Taylor Swift's reputation world tour hits Mount Smart Stadium November 9.

There are tickets available through livenation.co.nz or you can win them right now. Yeah, two people this week have been able to out-Swift Ross Boss. How are you feeling, Ross? Well, look, I think I could have won yesterday. I just didn't back myself in. I didn't. I was trying to think of some Taylor Swift like thing I could

put in there but nah, I don't know. I'll win today. It's Friday. You stumbled on Taylor's brother whose name is Austin.

Yeah, I could have got that. But to be fair, you're a Taylor fan not an Austin fan. This is true. Shannon, you need to get two out of

three questions right to out Swift Ross Boss. Are you up to the challenge? I'll try. Come on, Shannon. Can we get a little

bit more confidence? Can we get a yes I can? Yes I can. There we go. Your buzzer is? Can we get a yes, I can? Yes, I can. There we go. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for the question to finish. Bree will give out multi-choice options, but if you know it, just buzz in.

Here we go. All right, question number one. Which album did Taylor Swift write entirely on her own? Is it A, 1989,. Fearless Or D. Speak Shannon Well hold on There's no such album called Speak Shannon you buzzed in first

A. 1989 That's incorrect That's incorrect So that album's actually called Speak Now Just FYI Fantastic album Oh my god I've been given these bloody questions

I don't know But I don't think I think it's fearless You're going to say fearless I'm going to say fearless That's also wrong Oh no It's Speak Now

It's Speak Now Okay Write that question off That's fine We're back to no points each Second question Question number two What is the only Taylor Swift song

To contain a swear word? Is it A, I did something bad, B, don't blame it on me, or C, so it goes? Ross. Yes, Ross. A? That's correct. Oh, no. No!

I can't remember what swear it was either, but it's a swear word. That's okay, Shannon. You just need to get the next two. I think it was the C word, actually. Taylor loves to drop the C bomb. All right, so that's okay, Shannon. You can still come back. Are you ready?

Question number three. Which song features Taylor's own heartbeat? Is it A, Clean, B, Wildest Dreams, or C, I Know Places? Shannon? Yes, Shannon. B? Yes, that's right. Yeah, I know places? Shannon? Yes, Shannon. B? Yes, that's right. Yeah, I knew that one too because I can hear it in the back of my head.

Oh, I'm so excited. Okay, now we go to a tiebreaker for the ticket. Tiebreaker. Double pass. Taylor's Reputation World Tour Mount Smart Stadium is on the line. Good luck, Shannon. All right, here we go. For the win, which celebrity baby features

on Reputation? Is it A, Northwest, B, Blue Ivy, or C, James Reynolds? Oh, we've got rid of Stalemate. Shannon, just buzz in and give it a go. Stab in the dark, mate. You don't want to lose Shannon.

C. She's done it! How did she get that? That's amazing! She's absolutely, with no outside influence whatsoever. Oh, on her own, she was there. She's come through with it. It's like it's the last day of the competition

and we had to give the tickets away or something. Oh, Shannon, it's a miracle. That was unbelievable. It was like Taylor Swift was there guiding you through. I know, right? Weird how my microphone hasn't been working this past few minutes either. Shannon, we'll see you at Taylor, okay? Congratulations.

Cool, thank you. No problem. Nice work, Shannon. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. All right, let's get a birthday banger for a Friday. What songs are top in the charts on your 16th birthday?

Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi. Big D. What's your birthday, Big D? 21st of July, 94. Okay, Dylan, you were 16 in 2010 on the 21st of July, and this was top in the charts.

Just gonna stand there and watch me. Eminem and Rihanna. 2016 and 2010 on the 21st of July. And this was Top of the Chart. Eminem and Rihanna. Love the way you lie, Big D. You into that? If I know Big D, he loves it. Yeah, he's reserved. He's big, but he's reserved. That's okay.

Bede. Hi, Bede. Is it Bede? Or Bede? Bede. Bede. What's your birthday, Bede? January 22nd, 1981. Okay, Bede. Hi, Bede. Is it Bede? Or Bede? Bede. Bede. What's your birthday, Bede? January 22nd, 1981.

1981. You were 16 in 1997 on the 22nd of January, and this is your birthday, mate. Savage Garden. They were Australian, eh? Yes. Savage Garden? Yeah.

Do you like Savage Garden, B? Yeah, that song was alright. It actually was alright, eh? I like that one. Cannonball? That's on the PlayStation. Is it? Oh, then it's a classic.

It's an absolute banger. Now, what's the one like animals or? That's the Cannonball one. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got one more birthday banger to do and it's Emily's. Hey, Emily. Now, what's the one like animals or? That's the cannonball one. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got one more birthday banger to do and it's Emily's. Hey, Emily. Hi, Em.

Hi. What's your birthday? 17th of March, 91. Okay, Emily, you were 16 in 2007 on the 17th of March and this was top of the charts. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. Oh, this is good too. This is why I'm hot.

Emily. This is why I'm hot. This is mims. Banger. This is why. This is why. This is good too. Emily. This is Mims. I'm hot because I'm fly. You ain't because you not. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot. Oh, this is tough. Oh, I don't know. Emily, do you like that song?

Do you like Mims? Yeah. Do you like Savage Garden though? Who doesn't? Yeah. Do you like Savage Garden though? Who doesn't? Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. Let's leave it with you then because you're obviously impartial

because you've got a foot in each camp. I think we're not going to play Eminem and Rihanna. No. You choose the birthday banger for us today. Oh, I think it has to be Savage Garden as much as it kills me. Yes, girl. Are we really doing this?

Of course we are. It's Savage Garden. Enjoy your traffic jam, New Zealand. Here's Savage Garden. This is Birthday Banger on ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That is a birthday banger. That's why it stands out.

It's Savage Garden and To The Moon And Back. How 90s, but how good is a piano out? So good. Emotive piano out? Darren Hayes was the lead singer of that duo. Sent a text in. One of my first CDs as I was born in 1982 was Savage Garden. I'm gridlocked in Auckland traffic

cranking the S-H-I-T out of this. P.S. I'm a bloke. We're loving it. How good is a bit of Savage Garden? How good is a bit of Savage Garden? Second concert I ever went to in my whole life. I got it wrong before.

This is my Savage Garden song. I'll be your dream. I'll be your wish. I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope. I'll be your love. Be everything that you need. I wish we had time, I'll be your love be everything that you need. I wish we had time

to play this but we do not. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint, which wine is it? I have genuinely loved this competition this week. I've had a blast. Not just because we get to drink wine every day after five on the radio but because we're giving away

massive, massive grocery vouchers and everything is expensive at the moment, so this really helps. Everyone needs it and it feels good that we're winning some cash for some needy people. Also, it is the New World Wine Awards at the moment, so you imagine what kind of, imagine you could get yourself a whole cellar with a $500 voucher. There's some good wine at New World, I do know that.

Kayla, we're playing for you today, okay? Thank you. Have you heard this segment this week, Kayla? I have. Okay, great. So you know how it works. We might need to buy a clue, but we'll talk to you first, okay? Okay. Now, do you know much about wine? Like, if

we need to bounce things off you, are you a good expert? No. Neither, Kayla. So you a good expert? No. Neither Kayla, so this is going to be interesting. Yesterday, Brie thought she'd get a clearer picture of it if she stuck some up her nose. Oh. I think that's what made us win yesterday, Clint. Oh is right.

And then 20 minutes later, she sucked my finger. So we're the two related. You decide for yourself. Anyway, we have the wine in our hands. Thanks to producer Ellie Bree this is our last game cheers

why do you keep cheersing me we're blindfolded just give it a go if there's a clink cheers cheers oh you're way way off

I'm swaying nah nowhere near alright just have a sip alright let's have a sip Kayla this is for you cheers to Kayla cheers Kayla

it's cold I assume it's white cheers to the free cheers is that is that This is for you. Cheers to Kayla. Cheers, Kayla. It's cold. I assume it's white. Cheers to the free weekend. Is that? Is that? It's a white. Well, it's not a red.

It's not a red. It's not a red. Oh, that's delicious. I, okay, I've got to confess to you. That tastes like an Empire Friday Rose. This is what I'm saying, because I'm not a wine guy, but recently we've been going to barbecues and stuff and rather than show up with a box of beers

and then awkwardly have to go, oh, I'll take some of these home again. Have you been taking a rosé? Splitting a rosé with Lucy, my wife. I have drunk a lot of rosé in the past however many months. I'm pretty confident that's a rosé. I don't think we... I'm pretty confident that's a rosé i don't think we i'm pretty confident it's a rosé too so kayla kayla here's the thing we we may we may just have

a massive head of steam up and just be charging forward with gusto that is is unfounded but we could chance it here and you could take the full 500 no one No one has had that yet. Or you can play it safe, and you can tell us to buy a clue, which will take you down to $400, and it might be closer. My palate by the end of this week, though, it's very refined. Oh, we're very sophisticated after doing this. Yeah, no, I think I know how to speak four different languages now. Do you? Yep.

Well, you butchered French yesterday, so what are the other languages? Oh. Let's have a bit more. I'm confident that that's a rosé. Kayla, what do you think? Should we lock in rosé? Well, if this is what you think is really good, then why not? If we get it wrong, I need you to have all the facts.

If we get it wrong, you get nothing. This is where, and if we took off our blindfolds, we would know if it was a rosé or not. I want you to trust us, Kayla. I'm going to put my reputation on the line. I want you to trust us for $500. Okay, why not?

Brie, are we doing this? Yep. Lock it in. Rosé for the win. $500 for Kayla. Reduce it early. Alright, now, because I really like Kayla... Oh, no. I'm going to encourage you just to buy just one clue off me because you're halfway there.

Oh, what? And not to take your blindfolds off. I just want to verbally tell you a clue. Oh. Because it's technically not right, but... She's done you a solid there, Kayla. That's actually against the rules, but we'll do it. Thank you so much.

Yeah, we'll go one clue. Okay, one clue to take it down to 400. Yeah. Oh, no. It actually is a combination of two wines. Oh, well, come on. Who the hell thinks we're confident enough to know two wines in one glass? We barely know box wines and bottled wine.

So you're half right. You're half right. Yeah. But it's almost like a combination of a white and a red. I'm giving a lot away here. That's what rosé is. Yeah. Isn't it?

Okay, technically, yeah. I don't even know there was a wine that existed like that. I thought that was rosé. Rosé. There's another name before it, which is another type of wine. Pinot rosé. Nearly. I can't.

What's the wine that you love, Brie? A pinot gris. No, the other one. Oh, a chardonnay rosé. A pinot noir. Yes. Now, put the two together. Noir rosé.

A rosé noir. Okay, put the two together. Noir rosé. A rosé noir. Okay, all right. You're drinking a Madame Sass Pinot Noir rosé. Hey! Come on. I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, apparently it's a thing. Kayla, Kayla, I might get in trouble for this, but that is not a real wine.

So we're going to give you the $500. No, it is. It's on the bottle. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. No, it's a rosé. We said rosé. It's a bloody rosé going to give you the $500. No, it is. It's on the bottle. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. No, it's a rosé. We said rosé. It's a bloody rosé.

Okay, you get $500. Let's not be petty about this, shall we? Are you happy with that, Kayla? Oh, my God. You guys have made my day. You enjoy your long weekend, okay? Congratulations. You deserve it.

Hey, before we go. Pinot Noir rosé. Come on. I'm reading the bottle. I'm just saying. Someone tried to stitch us up there. That was a stitch go. Pinot Noir, Rosé. Come on. I'm reading the bottle. I'm just saying. Someone tried to stitch us up there. That was a stitch up. Who do we say thanks to?

This has been fun. We say thank you to New World and their Wine Awards. You can discover New World's top drops in the New World Wine Awards. Gold medal winning wines. They're all under $25. Brie and Clint on ZM. Clint is not on the mic right now because I wanted to give away the rest of these New World vouchers. They've been so good to us this week and it's all thanks

to the New World Wine Awards. It's been amazing. We've given away a lot of money, haven't we, Clint? Yeah. Oh, I'm mic'd now, am I? Yeah. Cool. I'm currently blindfolded so I can't see what's going on.

Yes, love New World. Thank you for all your help. We did lose a bit of the money though this, this week, $600 to be exact. Yeah. And I thought these people, they deserve the money. So that's why I've come up with a game where I think we can simply give away the money where I've strapped you to a table. This is what's happening.

Yeah, am I allowed to explain what's going on? Can I say what's happened to me? You shush. So right now, in the break, we've strapped Clint to a kitchen table. He's duct taped. Yesterday. He's blindfolded.

Yesterday. There you go. Yesterday, oh, you're right there. Hello. Yesterday, I had my finger sucked. Today, I'm strapped to a table. This show is taking a weird turn. Mate, it's all for the people and Fleur is

on the line right now. Hello, Fleur. Hi, guys. How are you? We're very well. Well, Clint's a little bit scared at the moment, Fleur, but I feel like he's going to do his part to win you as much of this $600 as he can. Are you ready, Fleur? Yes, I'm ready. Good luck. She said good luck. What do I

have to do? Fleur, hi. I want you to have as much money as possible, but I don't know how I'd get you the money at all. So that's what I'm here to do. Okay. So something about Clinton Roberts, my friend. Are you going to suck my toes? No, I'm not going to suck your toes.

I learned about you a few weeks ago is you hate to be tickled. Oh. So this afternoon, Fleur, just for you, we're going to have a 60 second timer. As long as Clint can last, every 10 seconds is worth $100.

If he lasts the entire minute, you will take home the $600. How does that sound, Fleur? That sounds amazing. You can do it, Clint. Fleur, how much would make you happy? I'd be happy with anything, to be honest So just handle what you can handle Oh, girl

Oh, Fleur, you're too nice He can last the whole minute for sure Come on, Clint I know you're not used to lasting the whole minute But let's see how we go Alright Okay, so Producer Ben

I'll give you the countdown When I want you to start the timer I've got feathers. I've got the whole charade. Would you like me to hold that for you? You hold the mic. Oh, God. All right.

When we're ready. Where are you going to tickle me? You've taken my shoes off. I'm going to tickle you everywhere. All right. Fleur, for the $600, every 10 seconds is worth $100. Let's start the timer now. Here we go, Fleur.

No one's touching me yet. Oh, God. She's on my feet. She's on my feet. She's start the timer now. Here we go, Fleur. No one's touching me yet. Oh God. She's on my feet. She's on my feet. She's on my feet. I've got to tell you something. I'm not ticklish on my feet! I've got a bonus five seconds for free! Oh God! There's my armp it! I've got to go Zen. I've got to go. Oh god. I can't get to his arms! Because you taped my arms to my body!

Ow ow ow ow! That's got to be like 30 seconds. It's going to be like $300. I'm not ticklish on my feet. Oh I did it. Oh my. Oh Fleur. Fleur this is horrific. uh Fleur this is horrific someone give me a time update what's the time update

i'm gonna pee i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna pee my pants i'm gonna i'm gonna be my pants seriously i've got a long drive to do it i don't have any spare pants, please. Is it done? Wow, you've got 600 bucks. Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much. Thank you, Clint. You're welcome.

You're amazing. I mean, this is a low point in my radio career. I just nearly peed my pants on the radio. Why am I so tired? I'll buy you some new pants and send them in. No, I'm good. We managed to hold on together. You're welcome Big thanks to New World

Thanks so much The New World Wine Awards Congrats You're taking home $600 Congrats Fleur Thank you have a good weekend Alright Hey you know any other workplace

I've got grounds for like a formal complaint I expect to be at HR on Tuesday Like Yeah Totally valid too Can I get off the table please Nah you can stay there for the rest of the show Brie and Clint on Z the show Brie and Clint

On ZM Brie and Clint's Chat Roulette This is Chat Roulette Where we take each other's phones We plug them in And then we just Go into the contacts

And we scroll scroll scroll And whatever it stops on That's who gets called Love this game Last week Last week You went into my phone Yeah and called former Prime Minister John Key's son, Max Key. He was a delight to speak to. It was a bit awkward because I kind of hadn't replied to one of his messages that week.

Literally the day before. I left him on read. I did. I gave Clint a chat, but I got left on seen. So that's out of the way and now it's back to you. I've got your phone. God, I hate this game. Can I ask?

There's not anyone worse that you can call. Who's Peter'd? Oh, that's my Aunty Julie, my mum's twin sister's ex-boyfriend. Your Aunty Julie's ex-boyfriend? Yeah, he cheated on her. Oh. Oh, my God, Clint. What? Oh my god, Clint. What?

Hello? Hi, is that Peter? Yep. Peter, it's Clint here calling from New Zealand. I'm on Brie Thomasel's phone. On what? Sorry? I'm on Brie Thomasel's phone.

Yeah. Brianna. Do you know her? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, we're just playing a little game and I've just spun up your name and you're on the radio and I just wanted to ask if there's any stories you'd like to share about Bree for the whole country to hear. I haven't seen Bree for a very long time, so I'm not really sure what I can tell you about her.

When did you guys last catch up? As far as I remember, maybe more than five years ago. Oh, that's ages. How come you guys haven't seen each other for so long? Well, I was actually dating someone, you know, in her family, and we broke up. So that was it, basically. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Did it end badly? Yes and no.

You know, it's a matter of perspective, I guess. Matter of perspective, okay Well Bree's here. She can't use the phone. I've got it Do you want to catch up with her at all? Like do you guys want to organize to meet up over Christmas or something? I can arrange it Oh, yeah, why not? I've got it. Bree was always crazy crazy

crazy kinder fam, the fam, the fam Yeah Oh, you turned into a robot Why not? Brie was always crazy, crazy, crazy in the family. Oh, you turned into a robot. Okay, Peter, I'm going to shoot you a date. She's home for Christmas. How about Christmas Eve, you and Brie at that restaurant down by the ABC building on the river? Yeah. Well, it sounds really good, except Christmas Eve,

I guess I will be with someone else, unfortunately. Oh, classic you, Peter. Classic you. Oh, bugger. Okay. Well, look, this is not going to work out this time. We'll see if we can arrange something later on, okay? Okay, sounds good. Okay, thanks, Peter. No worries.

All right, shoot you later. I mean, catch you later. Clinton Roberts! What? What? Are you... What? mean, catch you later. Clinton Roberts. What? What? Are you? What? Well, he is a cheater. Screw Peter.

Yeah, screw that guy. Brie and Clint on ZM. I have a question for you, Brie. What's that? Remember a little while ago, one of my cats, one of my wonderful cats, did a big cat poo inside my gym bag and they pooed on my gym clothes and it was in there. And you wore those gym clothes for an entire gym class, didn't know what it was.

Didn't know why I smelt so bad, just thought I was being extra sweaty that day. Yeah, that bag. Remember that bag? The poo had been in there for weeks. A week. I think a week. A week. And then you decided you wouldn't throw the bag out.

It's a brand new bag. It's disgusting. It's quite a nice bag. It's not that nice. I didn't take your advice and I put the whole bag in the washing machine and it's come out fine. No marks, no smells, no nothing. Did you put your nose down near it? Yeah, I had a real big sniff.

I did. And it's fine. Because I'm quite a hygiene-phobic person. Do you put your nose close to things when you're wanting to have a sniff? Like when you want to smell a shirt, do you put it into the armpit? Yeah. What about undies? Ooh.

Undies I'd try and go on. Look? More of a visual stimulant. That same bag, that happened about a month ago. That same bag has fallen victim to the cats again. What is with your cats? No, I know what it is. I think my boxing wraps, even though they're washed,

they must have some kind of pheromone from being so sweaty all the time or something that the cats are drawn to. Or maybe your gym bag smells like a litter box. Maybe. Maybe. When you sweat, you smell like a litter box. This one, I found instantly. Was it runny?

It was... Cat poo's never hard. No. You know what I mean? It's never a solid poo. Oh, when they dry out, they are. Yeah, but that takes a while. Yeah, but who's doing rock hard ones straight out the butt?

Dogs, most of the time. No, they're always wet too. You know you're healthy if it's a good consistency. Yeah, well, round two was a good consistency. This one didn't touch the bag. Went straight onto the boxing wraps. Didn't touch the bag. Long weekend. Going away this weekend. I wraps didn't touch the bag long weekend going away this weekend

i'm gonna use the bag don't use that bag anymore i'm gonna use the bag it's gross no it's still a brand new bag it's just been washed once and soiled twice i think after a cat poos in the bag twice it's not new anymore but what about people who have babies and they poo on everything and you can't tell me that parents are throwing away everything that they have as soon as they get some baby poo on it i'm sure they have nothing left they have to throw their couch away i'm sure parents would tell you that yeah you have to throw away a throw away a lot of stuff no i don't believe so you just clean it up and carry on with life don't you unless it's reusable nappies then exactly exactly those things are disgusting and they get like a rotation of 50 or something what carry on with life, don't you? Unless it's reusable nappies, then... Exactly! Exactly!

Those things are disgusting and they get like a rotation of 50 or something. What did you just say? Those things are disgusting because they're reused. Throw out the damn bag! A bit of an alarming statistic for you, Clinton. Do I need to

sit down? Yeah, maybe. A study has found that 48% of millennials use condoms never or rarely. You really tricked me there because I was like, 48% use them, great. And then you said never.

So half of millennials don't use protection. Yes. Come on, guys. Isn't that a scary statistic? Yeah. I mean, like, we all know what they do, right? They protect oh yeah yeah i was like yeah they fix computers and stuff um which is probably why

so this article's come out today about how a boston university has uh pretty much looked into this and why people don't use them and why they're not popular and they're becoming less and less popular yeah and obviously again you're talking about condoms yeah we all know the reasons why into this and why people don't use them and why they're not popular and they're becoming less and less popular. Yeah. And obviously- Again, you're talking about condoms. Yeah. We all know the reasons why. We don't have to really say.

They're not that comfortable. But they're just annoying. They're just annoying. Which is the wrong attitude. Exactly right. But we're just speaking real talk. But they've created now a self-lubricating condom. What's a self-lubricating one?

So pretty much they're saying that when it comes into contact with bodily fluids, it becomes more lubricated. Oh. Yeah, so they reckon it becomes obviously more comfortable. Can I, sorry. It gets more and more, whatever. I don't want to get too R16 on this. Well, try not to.

But if there is the presence of fluids, then doesn't that reduce the need for – I know, but surely you need that when it's – No, I'm not going to go there. No, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. But anyway, they've created this thing – Just run it under the tap. Whack it on.

I don't think that works. Then just duck outside, grab the hose, and then come on back in. I love the testing. It's good because you get a freshen up at the same time. You know, it's win-win. Don't take that advice. No, no, no, do. My favorite part about this whole thing is the testing that they've done

to mimic natural situations. Please don't tell me it's animal testing. No, it's not. Because the last thing I need to see is a rabbit wearing a self-lubricating condom. It's not. They'd be very tiny. So they're saying in this study that they believe typical situations where this is happening. Yes.

Last between 100 and 500 thrusts. That's how they've measured it. 500? is happening lasts between 100 and 500 thrusts. That's how they've measured it. 500. 500. 500. Is a lot. That's a lot.

Like you almost needed to take a break and chuck on a fresh one. Well you know the tread will wear out. They're like tyres. 500 seconds.

500 seconds. That's a lot too isn't it? Bree and Clint on ZM.