ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 19th 2020

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

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Ready? Hi everyone! Welcome to the Bree and Clint radio show podcast. It's the day after an All Blacks test match, which we all went to, and not used to being a little bit hungover on a Monday. I'm just going to level with you guys. I think I've made it through the day pretty well. I think I've made it through the day pretty well.

I think you're just not used to being hungover anymore. That too? Yeah. Who do you think, and I've got my opinion, who do you think and i've i've got my opinion who who do you think let their hangover tell show first what today yeah uh i don't know i vote producer ben who at who made did a great job today and then just at quarter to three he buckled and he goes i need to go across the road and get a v and he doesn't he doesn't drink these oh no he does oh you do he does every now and then he'll treat himself or he'll get a V. And he doesn't drink Vs. Oh, no, he does.

Oh, you do? He does. Every now and then he'll treat himself or he'll get a Coke. That was the only sign. I thought we've held up very well today. And that was the only little sign of weakness I saw come out of you today. Yeah, it was either that or a coffee. But I don't really know how it was easy. I definitely got a headache.

That's for sure. Right? Did I tell you about how I saved a young girl's life yesterday? Incredible. Why don't we talk about this on the show? I don't know We can talk about it here No, we can talk about it here

It'll be too old Nah, save it Tease it for tomorrow Yeah, it's an ultimate tease So I went to Obviously the bled is low The rugby match And I went to the bathroom

And the first thing I saw was this young girl's head Poking out the Toilet bowl Yeah, no, not the toilet bowl, poking out the bottom of the door. And I was like, what the hell's going on there? Maybe her mum's in there and she's, you know, playing around. Anyway, and then I just hear this, help! And she looks at me and she's like, help!

And I was like, are you okay? She's like, I'm stuck in here. And I was like, where's your mum and dad? She goes, my dad's outside and I can't get out anyway so watching the rugby yeah no well he obviously couldn't go into the female toilets anyway so i was like oh i was like it's okay i'll get you out and she's like she was like panicking obviously she'd probably been in there for a while anyway so i was like how do i get in here and And I've looked at the lock because Clint was saying you cannot lock.

She sounds like Moaning Myrtle, by the way. Help! Well, I can't do a good five-year-old impression. No, I mean Moaning Myrtle who was trapped in a bathroom

in Harry Potter. Oh, yes, sorry. Got it, got it. Did no one get that Harry Potter reference? I just thought you meant the name. I'm not a big Harry Potter fan.

I know you're not, but I thought... I picked up Moaning Myrtle. Okay, carry on, please carry on. Anyway, thought you meant like the name. I'm not a big Harry Potter fan. I know you're not, but I thought. I picked up. Okay, carry on. Please carry on. Anyway, so I looked at the lock and I couldn't get the lock undone from the outside. So I was like, I'm going to have to climb over this bloody whole cubicle. So I went into the next cubicle and I've started to climb over this cubicle and all these other

people started to walk into the bathroom and they were looking at me and they were like, what the hell are you doing? Why is a lady from Celebrity Treasure Island climbing into a bathroom and they were looking at me. And they were like, what the hell are you doing? Why is a lady from Celebrity Treasure Island climbing into a bathroom? What is she doing? Anyway, so eventually I got caught on the side, but I eventually got down, unlocked the door. She didn't even say thank you. Batch.

Bin. Sorry. Anyway, that's which is fine. Sorry, hang on. Sorry, hang on. No, sorry. We have to cancel Bin. Sorry. Sorry, Bin. You brought this on yourself, hang on. Sorry, hang on. No, sorry. We have to cancel Bin. Sorry. Sorry, Bin.

You brought this on yourself, mate. You can't call a child a B word. No, well, to be honest, she was a little bit. Anyway. Anyway, I then said to her once I'd let her out, I was like, do you want me to walk you out to your dad? She's like, yes. And she was terrified.

Anyway, saved her life. We should have said thank you then. Bitch. Kick her down the stairs. Yep. Clans. Sorry, Alkazem I'm sorry You know I don't want a medal

And I don't want You know The praise And the Yeah And the glory I just wanted a thank you That's it

Yeah Do you think she was And maybe some Annika cream for that Bruise on your downstairs You got From scaling the bathroom walls Seriously

And then this one woman Was like How did you get up there? And I was like, not easily. You're like, well, when the moment calls, I respond, lady. I was like, I was here to save the day. It's amazing what the human body can do on a crisis woman. And then I kicked her down the stairs.

Bitch! And I just went into action. What were you saying, Anastasia? Oh, no, I was just, was she a little bit frazzled and that's why she'd forgotten the manners? She was terrified. Yeah. Yeah.

I think, would she give her the benefit of the doubt? No, I'm giving her the benefit. Was she an all-black supporter or a Wallabee supporter? Great question. She didn't have

a jersey on. Did you get a vibe though? I want to say she was an all-black supporter because every single person at that stadium except for my friend Alan was a

All Black supporter Home turf baby There's nothing like Home turf advantage Especially in COVID Because literally No other fans can fly out Literally

So I said to My partner I was like I can't believe How like Many All Blacks jerseys Are here And how few Wallabies

And she's like Uh COVID None of them can come None of the tour groups Can come And I was like Oh my god That makes so much sense You usually see a pocket Especially with a Wallabies and she's like uh covid like none of them can come none of the two groups can come oh my god that makes so much you usually see a pocket especially with a wallabies game because the yellow stands out against the black like like a lot yeah and you usually see a few pockets as

tour groups there's usually like a an area of like 50 baby boomers who are out spending their kids inheritance on a trip um love it just and life and don't have it this time yeah love and life living their best life but not this time anyway not this time stop that

anyway anyway well I guess we can get out of here any other admin that needs to be ticked off podcast wise oh call it in the group

everybody jeez bit of heat going on in the podcast group and I don't mean call it in sharing stuff keep sharing stuff we love a bit of heat going on in the podcast group. Yeah. And I don't mean call it in sharing stuff. Keep sharing stuff. We love seeing you guys share stuff like that.

And you'll know if you've seen the post. I feel like we need more dog photos to lighten it up a bit. It got a little bit intense today. It got a little bit... Yeah, a little bit... There's been a post taken down. I've seen it. Okay, I've seen it.

Two posts, actually. And we will continue to take posts down if the chat becomes negative. Yeah, be nice to each other each other too Share your own thoughts But don't bully people in the comments And at the end of the day Like people You're entitled to your own opinion But just

You know Everyone has their opinion We don't need to attack each other Opinions are like I heard a good saying Opinions are like assholes Everyone's got one And most of them stink

Yeah Right? Yeah Oh what? Does yours not? Sorry assholes. Everyone's got one and most of them stink. Yeah. Ooh. Right? Yeah. Oh, what? Does yours not? Sorry, I got real into it. That was some

Brie-level chat from me. Sorry. What's that? Little bumhole stuff. Oh. I thought you were saying it was a shit joke. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I was like, that's not fair. Sorry, guys. I'll cancel myself out. Cancel my translation. Can someone just kick me down the stairs, please? I need to get out of here. Bitch!

Delayed Dolphins, yeah. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show.

Happy Monday, it's Bree and Clint. What a weekend it was. What a bloody weekend. You can tell because we're a bit tired. It was a great weekend. It was such a good weekend. What did we have? We had the election.

Yep. We had the Benny concert. We had the Bladders Low. I had swimming lessons with my daughter. I mean, you guys weren't there for that, but that was good for me. Yeah, we had the Bladders Low. Yeah, that was exciting. The All Blacks versus the Wallabies.

I mean, I called it. I knew we were going to get pumped. You being the Australian team. Yes, the Wallabies got pumped. A bit of dirty play out there. And you've actually got some answering. I wonder if you could speak on behalf of your country for something that happened in the game. Oh, yeah, because I am the spokesperson.

Yeah, you're the spokesperson. Well, we couldn't get Michael Hooper, so maybe you could address this issue brought up by Caleb Clark, all-black Caleb Clark, after the game. You know what? Michael Hooper grabbed my nuts just then. I was really sore.

I was like, I turned, I was trying to push his hand off. I know what happened. The coach, he, in his speech, he accidentally said, instead of take them by the horns, he said, take them by the balls. Right, right. And so that was the coach's... Grab the ball and run with it.

Yeah, right. So you're saying it was an accident? Accident. Okay, well, then that's fine. That's all we needed to know. Mistaken identity. Okay, thank you. Official Willoughby spokesperson, Brie Thomasel.

Also, it was a 6.60 ticket blitz today. Summer 2021 just got hotter. Kia ora, Machu here from 6.60. ZM is stoked to be sending you to 6.60 Saturdays. The 6.60 Saturdays 2021 went on sale today at midday, and we've got tickets to give away this afternoon. That's right. Did you see he sung? Machu, yeah, did the anthem. The anthem yesterday, which is really cool. And we've got tickets to give away this afternoon. That's right. Did you see He's Sung?

Machu. Yeah, did they hear them? They heard them yesterday, which is really cool. And this is exciting that they're coming back. Yeah, the boys are working on a brand new album. And this is a brand new show. It's different to the 660 Saturdays you saw last year. Amy got through first and you're going to 660.

Congratulations. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Have you been before, Amy, to see the boys? Yes, I went last year and it was amazing. Which one did you go to?

The best concert ever. I went to the Hamilton one. Hamilton, okay, cool. Well, there you go. You've got to go back to back. If Amy says it's that good, she's going back to back. You can go to Hamilton again, I think. We'll get you some tickets.

So congratulations. Nice work. Thank you so much. No worries. You're welcome. Another double pass on the show. The Activator will play before 5 o'clock if you want to go and see. 4 o'clock, before 4 o'clock.

Yes, not long to wait. Yeah, you can go and see the boys live on their tour. And all the details for 660 Saturdays 2021 online now at ZM Online. Next on the show, we want to talk secret pets. Pets people are hiding. Not the movie. Secret pets. Oh, not the secret life of pets, no.

No, the real life secret pets. People who are hiding pets, likely from your landlords. How do you do it? How do you get away with it? This is juicy stuff. Yeah, maybe there's some tips for you if you're looking at getting a... Secret pet. Secret schnauzer.

We'll talk about that after LAB. This is in the air. Bree and Clint, ZDM. Bree and Clint. Secret pets is what we want to talk about this afternoon LAB. This is In The Air. Bree and Clint, ZDM. Bree and Clint. Secret pets is what we want to talk about this afternoon. Do you have one? Are you hiding a pet? I'm thinking hiding a pet from a landlord.

You're thinking about it? No. Don't you own a house? Yeah, no. You literally just said, I'm thinking about hiding a pet from a landlord. No, I'm thinking people who are hiding pets from landlords. That's what I want to talk about.

There's someone who's gone public today, but they haven't used their name. Okay. They haven's gone public today, but they haven't used their name. Okay. They haven't used their address, and they haven't used their face, but they've talked about the fact that they have three secret pets at their Wellington flat. Yeah, they rent a house, and they're not allowed to have pets there. Okay.

And they have three ducks at the flat. Three ducks? Yeah. The white ones with the yellow beaks. That is random. Yeah. I had pet ducks actually growing up.

You lived on a farm. True. This is an inner city apartment. Suburban. It's not an apartment. It does have a backyard. It does have a backyard.

It's not like on Friends when they had a duck. Oh, they had a duck and a chick. Yeah. But the landlord, I imagine the landlord said no dogs or cats.

So maybe there's a loophole in there that you didn't see. Maybe they didn't mention birds. They're not allowed to have pets. So every time the landlord comes around for a flat inspection, they have to hide the pets. Yeah, where do the ducks go? They just put them in the backyard. And I guess that's kind of genius.

Just put them in the backyard and hide the duck feeding bowls. What, the landlord doesn't check the backyard? No, but if the landlord does check the backyard, surely you can just go, oh, these ducks come here all the time. You know? Yeah, true. Because that would be a great way to go about it. You could say, oh, we've started feeding these ducks

and they fly in here every now and then. Yeah, or just don't say anything about the ducks. And then you say too much and you're like. It'd be a very suspicious landlord to go outside, see a duck and go, I reckon that duck lives here. Yeah, true. You don't necessarily look at a duck and go, whose pet is this? Provided there's not a duck

door and there's not like pictures of you, framed pictures of you and your ducks on the walls and the hallway of the house that you're renting. The landlord won't think twice. Yeah, that's very true. And that is a great way to have a secret pet. You know, keep it casual. What other type of pet could you have

that would fall into that category? A hedgehog. Yeah, a pet hedgehog would do. I don't know if you're allowed to have hedgehogs as pets though. Well, you're not allowed to have ducks either, but they've got those. Aren't you? No, at this house they're not allowed to have ducks. Right. I mean, in general I think legally you're not allowed to have a pet

hedgehog. What do you want to do? I want to do do you have a secret pet, but we can do do you have a pet hedgehog if you want. Right. I mean, in general, I think legally you're not allowed to have a pet hedgehog. Yeah. What do you want to do? I want to do, do you have a secret pet? But we can do, do you have a pet hedgehog if you want? No. Do you have a secret pet? Are you hiding an animal at your flat from your landlord? That's what we want to know about this afternoon.

You can call us anonymously. And please do. Or have you done this before and did you get found out? What are the tricks to hiding a pet when you're in a rental? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Have you got a secret pet is what we want to know this afternoon. Are you hiding a pet from your landlord because you're not allowed one at your flat? I got kicked out of a flat for this whole thing.

Did you? Well, it wasn't me. So I moved to a place near Sydney one time for a radio job. And there was two people working in the industry there already. And they were like, hey, we've got a spare room that's just opened up. Do you want to move in? And I was like, great. Anyway, I got there. There was two dogs there. And I was like, amazing. I love dogs. Anyway, I didn't think anything of it. And then it was about four months in, I get home and the real estate's there

and they're like, whose dogs are these? And I was like, oh, they're Danielle's dogs. And they're like, you're not allowed dogs here. Oh, no, and now you became the narc. No, well, they'd already turned up. They'd already seen. But the liners, I don't know. I think they're strays.

I don't know whose dogs they are. We want to know if you've got a secret pet at your flat at the moment. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hey. Is that a real name or fake name? Actually, don't tell us. We don't want to know. Actually, got a secret pet at your flat at the moment. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hey. Is that a real name or fake name? Actually, don't tell us. We don't want to know.

Actually, yeah, don't tell us. Have you got a secret pet? No, it wasn't me. It was my boyfriend. He had a goat in Auckland. A goat? Wait, at a house or an apartment? A house.

It was a backyard. Yeah, right. I like how Ashley says it. Oh, we're not that crazy. There was a backyard. Your boyfriend hated mowing the lawn, so they got a goat. Goats are cute. How did they hide it?

How did they get away with having a goat? Well, I don't think the landlord ever found out. He was just for eight months, but the council did, and they took it. Because very hard... Oh, the council took it away. Oh, that sucks. Very hard to lie about a goat. Like the ducks that we talked about before,

you can say, oh, they just flew here. No one's going to believe you if you say that a goat just wandered into our property. The goat wandered on in. Would they? I don't know. Yeah, right? Yeah, would they buy?

I love this text that's come through. It says, my partner believes that the dog living with us at the moment is a friend of a friend of mine who's on holiday. I don't think she knows my friend is made up and this isn't a holiday. So the dog's just going to be there forever. So it's just his dog. That's actually a really good trick.

Get him to fall in love with the dog so that when it comes time to say the dog's staying, he doesn't want it to leave either. It's like, oh, actually, this is my dog. Emotional blackmail. We didn't know if we would get anyone, but we do have a hedgehog person on the phone. Hi, Lisa. Lisa. Hi. Wait, you have hedgehogs?

I rescue them so they live with me all winter if they're sick. I look after them and then I release them and I've got two outside that I feed. I'm not allowed to, but... You're renting the house and you're not allowed to have hedgehogs, but you've got hedgehogs. I'm not allowed any animals and I've signed that I won't,

but I've got two cats and I've built a catio. I think I'll be in trouble when they... Yeah, I take them in when they're sick. Dr Doolittle over here, how many animals currently are living in your house? Currently two and I've got two hedgehogs outside. I just, about two weeks ago, released my sick hedgehog because she was better. Yeah, right.

What do you feed baby hedgehogs? Cat food, eh? Cat biscuits and jelly meat. No, they're not allowed to see food, meat or anything like that, but just meat, jelly meat. I saw, really? So you feed them jelly meat? I saw my first hedgehog I've ever seen the other night Yeah

Yeah I took out Whitney My new puppy For a wee At like 4.30 in the morning And there that was And I put her down And I was like

What's that noise? And it was a baby hedgehog And I literally got her Just in time Or else she would have been Headed to your house Lisa She would have

They smell the food And they're there Any hedgehog enthusiasts Listening What's the secret To hiding a hedgehog from the landlord? Well, I put mine in the cupboard and I put a blanket over him and then when the landlord came out, I just put her in my car and went for a drive.

I had a cat and a hedgehog in the car, the other one they knew about. It's like Stuart Little. Yeah, except it's a hedgehog. Yeah, except it's a hedgehog. If that fails, if you don't have a cupboard or a blanket to put them in, just pop them under the hedge. Yeah.

Well, I could do, but I don't want them to. Oh, yeah. Good point. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Hi. From iHeartRadio. This is...

The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about the famous person that's been kicked off a dating app because they look too much like the actual famous person that they are. This is brilliant. Sam Smith has confessed that they were kicked off Hinge because Hinge thought that Sam Smith's profile was a fake profile pretending to be Sam Smith.

So it's a real thing. This is a real, genuine, my friend Todrick Hall can never get on Tinder. They always block him because he's like they think that it's a fake person pretending to be him. Name drop. My friend Todrick Hall. Big name drop there. So lame. Really? Is that true? So famous

people can't go on normal dating apps? That's why they've got their own app that Dean was telling us about. Raya, right, Dean? That's the one that all the celebs are using and you have to be approved to join it? Yes, yes, you have to be approved. And that's the thing, because you don't really see celebrities on just apps because I think it's difficult for them.

If I swipe past Sam Smith on Tinder or Bumble or whatever platform it was, there is no way that I would believe that it was them. Ever? Ever. I'd go, oh, classic gag, man, and I'm not going to match you because I don't believe that it's actually you. Yeah, it's fake. Dean, did I ever tell you about our friend, do you know Amos Gill?

He's an Aussie comedian that lives in LA. He went on to Raya, the celebrity dating app. Anyway, he was on there. He got accepted. Anyway, he matched with Scarlett Johansson on there, and then he decided to use it for his 15 minutes of fame and he got banned from all these different dating apps. He got interviews and stuff, eh?

Yeah, he did. He did. So what would you rather do? Your 15 minutes of fame or one date with Scarlett Johansson? Oh, there's a good question. One date with Scarlett. One date with Scarlett. Yeah, the experience.

Dean? Yeah, one. No, 15 minutes. Scarlett's not date with Scarlett. Yeah, the experience. Dean? Yeah, one. No, 15 minutes. Scarlett's not really your type, is she? That's the latest. Brought to you by Dean McCarthy Live out of Los Angeles and Two Degrees Broadband. You can give Two Degrees Broadband a whiff yourself

at twodegreesbroadband.co.nz. Bree and Clint. Went to the Benny show on Saturday night as she wrapped up her tour. That was awesome. It was so good. Yeah, it was very good. And at one point of the night, I was like, okay, I need to go to the bathroom.

So I've walked out of the crowd by myself and I've walked into the bathrooms and went to the bathroom. And as I've walked up to the sinks, I was like washing my hands and I can feel someone. You know when you can feel someone standing behind you, they obviously waiting yeah and I was like oh obviously someone's waiting were they not practicing social distancing well no they were but I could just feel like someone was lining up behind me anyway I've kind of turned around and she was like oh um question she's like she goes oh I feel like you know have you been having some problems with your back and your neck and i was like what i was like who is this woman yeah anyway and i was like ah i have been having some neck issues lately yeah anyway she was like you need to change your pillow buzzy and i was like okay and i was like sorry do we know each other or do are you at my physio or something yeah like i was

thinking she might have known my physio Fabian or something. Anyway, I was like, oh, do you work at functional physio or whatever? She was like, no. She goes, I just got a sense, just got a feeling. What, she just got a vibe for your skeletal structure? Yeah. Right. I was like, whoa.

She's like, she goes, to be honest, I've always had like a sixth sense about stuff like that. And I was like, okay. I was like, interesting. She goes, I don't do it for a job. I think she was an accountant. She goes, but sometimes I just, you know. Sometimes it just comes out.

She goes, sometimes, you know, people don't want to listen to me. Sometimes I'm in a public bathroom and the moment takes me. It took me really off guard, but you know, in the last month, how bad has my neck been? It's been shocking. It's been real bad. And you've been seeing multiple people about it. So that would freak me out because.

It was a little bit strange. I was like, whoa. Yeah, because you nailed it. I'm a skeptic and I think you want to believe. Is that fair? I think I like to think that. I don't think everyone is legit, but I do think there is some sort of connection. I don't know exactly what.

Did you get the woman's details? No, I didn't. She was kind of like, oh, there you go. And she was like, yeah. Change your pillow. Did you change your pillow? I haven't yet. Right.

But I literally was laying on it last night and I was like, it is quite tall. Do you think maybe she works for Sleepyhead and she goes around places and she looks at people whose neck is a bit crook and she's like, hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm a psychic and you need

to upgrade to the Bambolo. It only costs $195. And if you use my discount CreepyToiletLady20, you can get 20% off. You know what's interesting? In my life, I've always like, I love talking about this stuff. Whether or not I believe it 100%, but I do love to talk about it.

And I went to uni where I stayed in student accommodation and there was this girl that lived across the hall from us and she was our age, like an 18, 19-year-old girl. And her sister had a sixth sense. Right. Or so she said. Or so she said. Anyway, and I was like, yeah, but like, okay, how do you know?

She's like, well, she actually, their auntie passed away from breast cancer and she would go around to family members and be like, you need to get checked you need to get checked and tell people she's like, because they had a weird aura Oh my god, she's the terrifying breast cancer spotter. Well, she said she could sense people's energy and aura when it was compromised. That's

buzzy. And they say some dogs can sniff cancer. Well, that's what, yeah, they do say that yeah, so they had like a, she had like a sixth sense about it. Anyway, my friend, I'm not going to say her name, but she later, years later when I caught up with her, her sister one day came to her and she's like, you need to go see the doctor.

And sure enough, she was right. And she had to go, she had breast cancer. Well, it was like really early. Yeah, wow. Really early, yeah. It would be annoying that one because people would stop answering the door to you. You'd be like,

you wouldn't want to go near it. No, no, you'd be like the Grim Reaper. Yeah. You'd be like, no, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me. Do you want to try and talk

to a psychic this afternoon? Or just anyone that feels like, not necessarily a psychic, because I feel like it can be a lot of different things. Like, do you feel like you have some sort of connection to the spiritual realm?

Whether that be you can read minds or you have dreams that come true, which you said that you did the other day. Yeah, but mine didn't come true. Yeah, but you're hoping still. Yeah, mine is more a gambling thing. And when the moment strikes me, I have to buy a lotto ticket. Mine's a little bit different. Do you feel like you have a sixth sense?

What is it? Tell us about it. And I'm different. Do you feel like you have a sixth sense? What is it? Tell us about it. And I'm interested. Love to hear from you. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. But you already knew that. What's your sixth sense? A woman came up to me at the Benny concert and was like, have you been having neck problems? And I was like, yeah, you from my physio that I've been going to. And she was like, no, I don't know you, but I just... I can tell her. Yeah, I can tell. She's like, you need to change your pillow.

And then she just walked off. If you hadn't been having neck issues, that would have been just weird and creepy. Yeah, but because I have been... Actually, it's even more weird and creepy. I find it quite comforting or something. I don't know. Do you? Yeah.

Right. Anyway, we've asked you guys, do you have like a sixth sense, something you can do or feel? Maybe you don't call yourself psychic, but there's something. No, you're not psychic, but yeah, you feel stuff

or you can see things or you have dreams. I don't know. Let's start off with Mark. Hi, Mark. G'day, Mark. G'day, how are you? Good, thanks.

What's your sixth sense, Mark. G'day, Mark. G'day, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your sixth sense, Mark? Well, sometimes potentially dreaming or just thinking in general in the day, I'll think about a movie and then like a few days later, it's on TV. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. No, you've seen an ad for it. Oh, yeah. You've seen an ad for it, Mark. You're having a laugh here, aren't you? I might have subconsciously seen an ad for it. Oh, yeah. You've seen an ad for it, Mark. You're having a laugh here, aren't you?

I might have subconsciously seen an ad for it. Mark, I've got a sixth sense that Mark is full of crap. No, I believe him. Mark, you need to go on the road. Take this sixth sense on the road, I think. Let's go all the way. This is quite good. We're going all the way to Canada for this next call.

Jessie's called through. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jesse. How are you doing, guys? How are you listening to us in Canada? Yeah, yeah. Sherbrooke, Quebec. Okay, right. Amazing. Jesse, what's your sixth sense? My sixth sense is a close cousin or brother to telepathic, but it's telepathetic. Telepathetic. Yeah, telepathetic. Telepathetic. And it's only, yeah, telepathetic. It's only engaged when I have a certain amount of beer and a certain amount of Jameson's Irish whiskey, and then it comes in.

Right. And I've got to be within 10 feet of anybody at any certain shindig, and I'm able to tell whether they're hungry or if they've got to go to the bathroom. Why? Is that because they tell you that they're hungry or they need to go to the bathroom, Jesse? No, they're just, they can't really say it, but I can tell. Their body language.

They need to go to the bathroom. Yeah, just like, oh, and yeah, all right, you're hungry or you need to go to the bathroom. The interesting thing about this is you need to be steamed to be able to figure this out as well. Imagine if that was your superpower. You'd be so disappointed. You'd be like, guys, I can fly.

And then someone else is like, I can go invisible. And Jesse's like, I can tell. And then someone else is like, I can go invisible. And Jesse's like, I can tell when someone needs to do a crap. Or it's very hard. It's a very... I got to move out of the way. Yeah.

It's very hard. Use your power for good, Jesse. It's a very hard skill to monetize too because what am I going to come to? I'm going to go, I need you to tell me if I'm hungry.

You're feeling peckish, I can tell. You know what? Actually, I am. So thank feeling peckish, I can tell. You know what? Actually, I am. So thank you, Jessie. Thank you, Jessie. I appreciate it. Cool.

This is a text that's come in from... Sinead. Sinead. Hi. Hi. Now yours, there's a bit of funny ones there, but yours, you've texted about something that you believe is a legit sixth sense within your family. Yeah.

So I've actually got a couple of examples, but basically my family knows when another family member has died before they've sort of found out about it. What, like really? Have you experienced this, Sinead, or is it just like? Not me. So the first one was my great-great-grandma. Her husband died, and they were running up the hill to tell her, and she was already running down,

and she was like, something's happened to John. No way. And they were like, yeah, he's died. What did he die of, though? Was it an expected death, or was it a sudden death? No, it was a heart attack. Oh, buzzy. See, Clint's such a sceptic.

No, no, no, no. And then, well, my dad had it happen as well when he was a kid. So his grandma died, and she was a Nelson. And Dad kept telling his mum when he was a kid. So his grandma died and she was a Nelson. And dad kept telling his mum, he was like, oh, grandma's gone, grandma's gone. And his mum was like, no, no, no, she's still here. And then they got the phone call saying that she'd died. See, that's even more creepy when it's a kid. Yeah.

I feel like kids, as kids, and we've talked about this on the radio before, they have an even bigger connection with that stuff. My wife believes that. Totally. And babies especially. Yeah, they can see spirit and all that kind of stuff. So my daughter Tui will be sitting there waving and I'm like, oh, cool, she's learned how to wave.

And Lucy's like, no, there's someone here. Yeah, she's waving at a spirit. You laugh, but I'm telling you. I laugh because I don't want to believe that. I don't want to think that there's ghosts in my house. There's spirit everywhere, mate. Although Tui doesn't seem troubled by them, so they must be nice ghosts. Yeah, well, that's true. Interesting. Okay, you better

look into that new pillow then. There's other texts on here where people are saying there's this one person that says that they can guess, like, different colours and numbers at the casino. Yeah, monetise that one. Yeah, it's not cheating if it's a part of you. I'm a sceptic, but that is one psychic I would like to meet.

I'll meet you. We'll see if we can hook you up. I'll meet you in the Sky City lobby at 7.05 tonight. Hey, one of the biggest songs in the world right now is a song that came out probably more than 30 years ago. Actually, Producer Ben, can you Google when this song came out for us? I'd say 40 years ago. You'll know it.

It's everywhere on TikTok at the moment. It is the biggest song on TikTok because of a guy called 420dogface208. He videoed himself skateboarding and drinking ocean spray cranberry juice to this Fleetwood Mac song, Dreams. And it's straight vibes. From that video going so bonkers, he's got a deposit for a house. I hope he's getting money out of Ocean Spray because he must have done incredible things for them.

Because everybody who wants to recreate the video goes and buys himself a bottle of Ocean Spray. Also, it makes it look cool. You know, it's just a bottle of cranberry juice, but all of a sudden it's cool. So I hope they've given him some money for the free advertising. He'll do an ad or something.

He has rocketed to 4.8 million TikTok followers. Yeah, that's crazy. It's massive. Huge. And he's a guy who lives in an RV with his daughter and he dances. He just brings positivity and energy to his TikToks and he just dances.

He did have good vibes. Like you could tell straight away when I saw that video, I was like, this guy's vibing. I've got a feeling he not only has done good things for the Ocean Spray cranberry juice stocks, I've got a feeling he's about to put Fleetwood Mac back into the charts. I think that this song is so popular on TikTok

that we should be playing it on ZM again. Yeah, it's back in. It's like, you know, the bell-bottom jeans. They're back. They come back in, you know? Producer Ben, have we got a year? What year did Fleetwood Mac Dreams come out? It was released on March the 24th, 1977.

Yeah, I thought it was old. 1977, so it's 43 years old Yeah Yeah Someone said on the text machine That Ocean Spray The cranberry juice Gave him a ute

Oh that's good Can we give him something else I think that should give him A bit more than that It's a good start Ocean Spray cranberry juice Come on Step it up

It's got to need cash Cash would be good too Maybe a house I reckon we play Fleetwood Mac I reckon This is not for birthday banger This is not for anything else I reckon we play it Because I think that this song Should not for Birthday Banger, this is not for anything else. I reckon we play it because I think that this song should be added back to the ZM

playlist. Yeah, let's whack it on. So what we're going to do is we're going to play it and I'd love you to text in on 9696. Do you want this in the ZM playlist? Yeah. Should ZM hit music now, be playing more Fleetwood Mac? Text yes to 9696 or no

if you think otherwise. Brian Clint. ZM Brian Clint. That's right, ZM. Brian Clint. That's Fleetwood Mac. It's back, baby. Straight out of 1977. That's dreams.

Because 420 Dogface has made it a thing using TikTok and he really has. It is everywhere. Isn't it crazy the using TikTok. And he really has. It is everywhere. Isn't it crazy the things that get picked up? Yeah. Like, you know what I mean?

Like where things go truly globally viral and it's like, why that? And people will try and tell you that they can pinpoint that thing and they can recreate it. You can't. And people always say, like, how do you do it? We will never figure it out. No. But he's just a guy who just captured a moment and a feeling and put it to the right song had good vibes and they had good vibes and so now

it's working fleetwood mac like we got heaps more songs man you guys should um i've just had an idea you know how kygo has been doing you know he did a remix whitney houston he did tina turner yeah diana ross yeah why doesn't he do that song? Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. Great idea. It's already back in. Just jazz it up a little. Also, technically, it should help towards our New Zealand on Air quota because there's a Kiwi in Fleetwood Mac now.

Is there? Yeah. Neil Finn's in Fleetwood Mac now. Oh, yeah, of course. That's cool. So, yeah. By the way, we asked you to text and said, do you think ZM should play Fleetwood Mac?

A resounding, probably 95% yes on the text machine. A lot of yeses, which we appreciate your text. We'll pass that on to the music guy. One of my favourite texts was, yes,

this song goes great with the cannabis referendum. When do we find out? Two weeks. For both. For both, yeah. Referendums, yeah. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.

I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics For both. For both, yeah. Referendums, yeah. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it.

Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Oh my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me?

Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. Here we go. This is the game where you tell us three quarters of a good story and then leave us on a cliffhanger. We then try and guess the correct ending of that story and steal the mobile fuel that you possess.

That's right. There'll be three different endings, but first we've got to get the cliffhanger. Hi, Holly. Hey. Holly, are you ready to tell us? Yes. All right, tell us three quarters of your cliffhanger.

Cool. So four years ago, I was pretty certain my house was haunted. Right. I had a one-year-old and a four-year-old, and I'd be feeding my one-year-old at night. I'd hear this whispering, mum, mum, mum. And every time I'd go check on my four-year-old, she'd be sound asleep, like completely sound asleep,

and it went on for months to a point where I was too scared to go down to that end of the house. Then one day, my partner was giving my older daughter a bath, and he told her a story. Whoa. That's the cliffhanger. day, my partner was giving my older daughter a bath and he told her a story. Whoa! That's the cliffhanger. Okay, and that's the cliffhanger. Now, one of these endings

you're about to hear is Holly's correct ending. The other two have been written by Bree and me, Producer Ben. G'day, guys. I'm just writing all the endings at the moment,

so just a minute. Okay, we'll... It's very tense. It's very tense. We'll talk amongst ourselves. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, just a minute. Okay, we'll... It's very tense, it's very tense. We'll talk amongst ourselves. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, go for it. Okay, ending number one to the story.

My oldest daughter told me she'd been playing a game every night where she would just simply sit there and whisper, mum, mum, mum. Creepy. Ending number two. That's when my oldest daughter told me that she had thought

she'd been asleep walking every night and eating chips out of her secret chips basket in the pantry. Ending number three. Turns out someone had hacked the baby monitor. My eldest daughter had shared our Wi-Fi password on Snapchat and we had been hacked. One of those is correct. Nathan, if you can pick it, you'll steal Holly's mobile fuel. Which one do you think it is?

Yo guys, hope you guys are doing well. I was going to go with C, but I've changed my mind and I'm going to go with A. A. Okay, alright, you're lucky. Changing your mind, Nathan. Ending number... Yeah, I am. The ending, first ending, A, my oldest daughter told me she'd been playing a game every night where she would

just whisper mum, mum, mum. Holly, what's the real ending to your cliffhanger? That's right, my daughter was playing a game every night where she would just whisper mum, mum, mum. Holly, what's the real ending to your cliffhanger? That's right. My daughter was playing a game with me. Nathan! Did you have a feeling, Nathan? I did. I just thought the Snapchat didn't line up.

Yeah, right. That was my one. I thought it was that one. That's the one I thought it was. Yeah. All right, well, Nathan, you've stolen it. Hey, see, you know what? I want to see if we can get you both mobile fuel today, okay? what I thought it was. Yeah. All right, well, Nathan, you've stolen it. Actually, you know what? I want to say we're going to get you both mobile fuel today, okay?

Oh, thanks. That's awesome. No worries. Thank you so much. No one ever wins it. We'll come out of your paychecks. Oh, um... Hey, guys, we're going to split a voucher between the two of you, okay?

Free in Clint. Huge weekend in New Zealand for New Zealand. All Blacks. What else? Kiwi won Bathurst. Shane. All Blacks. What else? Kiwi won Bathurst. Shane Van Gisbergen won Bathurst. The Benny concert tour's wrapped up. We were there.

And of course the election. You and I were at the Benny concert when we found out the results of the election. It was an interesting one because the concert's so good but I was constantly on Twitter the whole time trying to get results. It was so weird. Like we were constantly checking the election results

as we were at the concert, yeah. And even though it was like 49% Labour, no one wants to call it. No one wants to say that it's a done thing. Oh, you never know. You never know. Yeah. But, I mean, it was pretty, pretty like. Pretty certain.

When they put the first results up there at 7 o'clock when I came over to your house. It didn't really move. It didn't change. Pretty much stayed the same. That's what it was the whole way through. Anyway, we found out in the crowd, we're like, oh, Jacinda's just won.

And then you saw the ripple kind of go through the crowd and Benny on stage found out as well. I got a video of just as Benny found out who the winner of the election was. Have a listen to this. Is this real news? Just Cindy and Chloe! Oh, my God!

My God, that's the next... She's buzzy, man. She is buzzy, yeah. The start was, is this real news? Just Cindy and Chloe, because she's excited for Chloe Swarbrick as well. Yeah. Here's some interesting facts for you

that you might not know from this election. The results mean that New Zealand now has the queerest parliament in the whole world. I saw this on a UK website this morning. They were reporting this. We've got 11 members of the rainbow community as part of parliament, wider parliament. Not just the government,

but all of the sitting MPs in parliament. There are, Labour has seven LGBTQI plus representatives and the Greens have four, none for national. And I don't know if ACT have actually if ACT know who are going in yet. ACT's got so many seats, I don't know if they know who all of their party members are yet. Because it was just the Lone Ranger. And then now they're like, hey, wait, do we have enough people? Someone check David Seymour's Facebook status, actually, and see if he's going, hey, guys,

I need nine friends. They would have had a big night on Saturday night, wouldn't they? It also means that our parliament is now younger than it's ever been. Which is very cool as well. A quarter of the new parliament, once it's formed and sitting, is going to be under the age of 40. I think that's mainly based off how young Chloe Swarbrick is and then she brings everyone else's average down.

And then I think with Winston not coming back anymore. Then it levels out. You chop the top off and, you know, we've come down in age by about 65 years. Bree and Clint. Here is a story to warn all the parents out there that I know it's easy to give your toddler or your small child the phone and it entrances them. But here's just a warning. My daughter loves TikTok.

Yeah, they love it. They love it. It keeps them preoccupied. It's great. But here's a bit of a warning story, I feel like, because a woman has shared a story about her two-year-old daughter. Her name's Emily and she said, on Sunday night, I was drying my hair and I needed to keep my two-year-old preoccupied for a couple of minutes. So I let her go on my phone and she was playing some games and she was having a great time. And it wasn't until about 30 minutes later that I received a text from a co-worker of mine saying, thanks for the nude. Oh, no.

She said, I panicked and I knew straight away what had happened. Her daughter had sent out the nudes that were already in the phone? So she didn't have any nudes in the phone. Okay. The daughter had decided to take her own photos. No! Whilst the mum was drying her hair in the nude. That's even worse because they're not staged.

They're not even staged. You haven't posed for the nudes. So what she's done is... You're just in your regular naked self. She's taken photos of her, mainly her behind, of her bare bum. She's sent them out to co-workers. She's sent them out to family

members, university friends, a work acquaintance. It says here, just everyone, former clients, everyone in her contacts. You know the worst bit about this too is not the fact that they got seen unsolicited, not the fact that they've seen you naked now, it's

that a toddler can only shoot low angles. Yeah, it's not good from well, let's hope she was sitting on the bed. Not a single picture. Let's hope. Yeah, but not a single picture will be shooting down You know If she's on the bed It might be at least eye level

Hopefully Which you know You'd be hoping for that Or eye level with something else Yeah right Not good Oh right So I mean

It's just a You need a dummy phone You need another phone You need a phone that can't do anything like that Get one of your old phones And let them go nuts on it Yeah I've got an iPhone 4

That I've tried to convince my daughter to play with But she's like Nah this is the old one She doesn't like it She hates it Yeah Doesn't turn on She's not dumb

She's like I want to watch the videos Duh If it doesn't turn on Why do you think she wanted to play with the phone She's not that stupid You know how you give kids a fake lawnmower It doesn't actually cut the grass

Yeah but I mean If the phone doesn't light up It's just a lump Well she's not getting my phone. She's not. Not after that story. Can you imagine?

I wake up to a bunch of nudes of you. I'd be mortified. How soon would you let me know? Who would you message first? Would it be me? Or would it be producer Ben and Anastasia? I'd definitely group chat that stuff. Right?

Because the right thing to do would be let me know as soon as possible. But you would have to go. Yeah, but what's the funniest thing to do? Oh, my God. Have you seen what Clint's done? Oh, my God. Did you see Clint release nudes? He's done a Kim Kardashian.

Just small ones. Yeah, just small ones. I want to know from people because I feel like this is going to be quite common. What did your kid or what did a kid do with your phone once they got a hold of it? Yeah, you hear horror stories about kids racking up massive bills on iTunes. Sending out nudes is a big one. My partner's niece, this isn't as bad, but she got a hold of her mum's phone and deleted every text message conversation in the whole phone.

Right. Which there's a lot of memories in there. We heard earlier in the year about Britney Spears' son going on Instagram Live on her account and spilling the tea on how everyone hates the dad. And he hates his grandfather. Yeah. So, 0800 DALESATM, what did a kid do when they got your phone?

We'd love to know this afternoon. You can text us on 9696 also. Bree and Clint. A story's going viral and it's given everyone a good laugh. And Emily Schmidt, who shared the story, has said that's what she wanted to do. When she shared the story of her two-year-old daughter, she gave the phone to her to play while she was drying her hair, blow-drying her hair, and she was in the nude.

Her two-year-old daughter decided to take a few snapshots. Glamour shots. Glamour shots while she was doing this and sending them to multiple contacts in her phone, including colleagues, family members, bosses. Holy schmit. Everyone. Yes, indeed. Anyway, she got a text from a few people afterwards

saying thanks for the nudes and she'd realised what had happened. It's so upsetting that you can't recall a text message. I know. How are we at 2020 and we still don't have the ability to take back a message? That's why Facebook and Instagram is good for that stuff. Yeah, because you can

get the messages. I'd rather you get a message to say that I deleted a message. And then people are left wondering. Rather than you get my nude, yeah. Anyway, I want to know, what did a kid do when they got your phone? Kat's called up. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hey.

Who's the kid under the spotlight? It was my daughter, actually. She was quite young. I'm thinking she was probably about seven or eight at the time. Right. And what did she do when she got a hold of your phone? Well, it was just that back in the day, so probably six years ago, if you had an Apple app,

you didn't have to have the payment details approved. Like, they could just go through. Yeah, we didn't realize she'd been playing a game and she was purchasing a whole lot of crystals. Okay, so she was doing an in-app purchase. I mean, how much could she have racked up? Well, it was about 7K, actually. $7,000 of fake jewels.

Oh, my God. But, I mean, Kat, did she win the game, though? She didn't know what she was doing. No. We didn't. It was a rapid purchasing. Like, every time she got hold of it, she was just purchasing. It was pretty cool.

Do Apple have sympathy in these situations? Like, can you email them and go, hey, this is my kid, and did you get a refund? Well, look, our credit card was cancelled because of the sudden purchases. That's when you realised? Yeah, and so we contacted them and, yeah, we got a case manager and they actually reimbursed us in the end and they said it was a common problem.

Really? It was happening all around the world. They give your kid the chance to work the dead off? Yeah, making sure she can come and work for us. Developing new apps. Making iPhones. Hope's here. Hi, Hope.

Hi, Hope. Hi. What happened to you when a kid got a hold of your phone? Okay, so I had just quickly called work one morning to, you know, to let them know something, that I was going to be late or something. I don't know. I just got off the phone with work anyway. And then I went down to the bathroom and it was, I was due

for my time of the month and sometimes it can be a bit nerve-wracking if it's going to come or not. And it had come. It was great. I was so excited that I ran out of the bathroom and yelled to my husband, Houston, we have a period! Little did I know,

my son had pushed redial and I was on the phone to work. No! That's good. It saves you a phone call to let them know as well. I mean, it wasn't something that worked me, you know. Well, let me put it to you like this.

Was it something that you think all of New Zealand needed to know on the radio this afternoon? I think so. Was it something that you think all of New Zealand needed to know on the radio this afternoon? Well, you know what? Get it out there. Why not? You know, Houston. She's riding that crimson wave.

We love it, Hope. Yes. We love it. Congratulations. Not what I expected the day to start out. Congratulations on the period, Hope. We're excited for you. That's so good.

Someone texted through and they said, I was in the shower the other day and my two-year-old daughter pushed the door open, came flying in and she said, Grandma, Grandma, and showed me the phone. Turns out she'd managed to call her grandma, my mother-in-law actually, and she saw everything whilst I was in the shower. Grandma, Grandma.

Hey, Grandma, take a look at this. Last person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. How are you going? Good, thanks. What happened when a kid got a hold of your phone, anonymous? It was my partner's son, and he got a hold of the phone and went on to trade me

and bid on something for about $10,000. Who was it? It was before they had the accidental bid. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. What sort of purchases is your partner's kid interested in? Are we talking a car?

Are we talking a train? Yeah, was it at least a good deal? I can't remember what it was, but it was lucky because it was something that was definitely not worth $10,000. So the guy kindly didn't take the bid. For a moment there

he would have been excited. He would have said to his partner babe, you'll never guess, a kid wants to buy our broken down boat for $10,000. I think it's legit. Thanks Don and Miss, appreciate the call. Free and Clint. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Monday. Let's see if we can spice it up a little bit. Karina's here. Hi, Karina. Hi. I think it's Karinia. Is it Karinia? Karinia.

Yeah. Hey, guys. How are you going? How are you? Yeah, good. Thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Karinia?

27th of July, 91. Alright, you were 16 in 2007 on the 27th of July and here's your birthday back. Spicy. T-Pain, bartender. Do you like it? Yes, pretty good jam. I like that one. It's not something you hear heaps either. No, I like T-Pain too.

It's a good song. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm really, really good. How are you guys?

We're good, aren't we, for a Monday? Yeah, we're good. You know what we always say, T-G-I-M. Yeah. Thank God it's Monday. Thank God it's Monday. Am I right? If we could have no more All Blacks games on a Sunday afternoon,

I'd be feeling a bit better. Hayley, how crap is the weekend? Just take me back to a Monday. What's your birthday, Hayley? Exactly, just skip the whole thing. Yeah. My birthday's the 17th of February 93. All right, Hayley, you were 16 in 2009 on the 17th of February 93. Alright, Hayley, you were 16 in 2009

on the 17th of Feb. And here's your birthday bag. I belong to you. Big KC. The memories. Massive tune. Do you remember this when you were 16, Hayley?

Oh, sometimes you try and forget. Kelly Clarkson, my life would suck without you. One more for Jenna. Hi, Jenna. G'day, Jenna. Hi, guys. How are you? Good.

How's your Monday going? It's kind of crazy, actually, with the wizard. I like that honest answer, can I say. People all too often go, yeah, it's good, thanks, and it's a lie. Whereabouts in the country are you, Jenna? Hamilton in the West, though. Hamilton. go, yeah, it's good, thanks, and it's a lie. Whereabouts in the country are you, Jenna? In Hamilton, in the West Coast. Hamilton. Okay, right.

Is it raining there? Yeah, it is. Pouring down, all right. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 2nd of the 4th, 1989. Right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 2nd of April. And in 2005, this had a number one hit.

Ha-ha. Whoa. Whoa. Did you see? What's it? Fitty has just signed on to do four horror movies. Has he? I'm pretty sure I read that this morning, yeah.

Candyman films. Yeah, maybe. Candyman, Candyman, Candyman. He's going to take people to the candy shop. Jenna, do you like your 50 Cent birthday banger? I actually love 50 Cent. You love it. Who doesn't?

Good. Love it. He was a mood. Good result. Okay, we've got to choose between... These are all good 2000 songs. T-Pain, Bartender, Kelly Clarkson, My Life Would Suck, and 50 Cent, Candy Shop.

I've got to go with 50. Really? Yeah, that's a tune. More than Kelly Clarkson? Yeah, I'm just vibing that Candy Shop song at the moment. Yeah, right, okay. But you can pick Kelly Clarkson. No, I'm wondering if I want to go Candy Shop them.

Like, just play the hook and see how you feel. That's the hook, that's the start of the song. Oh yeah, okay, we can do this. This is a vibe. Yeah, good. Jenna, you just won birthday banger. Yay. Congratulations.

Nice one, Jenna. Brian Clinton, him. I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lolly shop. Go ahead, girl, don't you stop. Keep going till you hit the spot. Whoa. I'll take you to the candy shop

One more taste of what I got I'll have to spend all you got Keep going till you hit the spot You can have it your way How do you want it? You gon' back that thing up or should I push up on it? Temperature rising, okay, let's go to the next level Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle

I'll break it down for you now, baby, it's simple If you be a... I'll be a... In a hotel or in the back of the rental On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you ain't to Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor How you finish teaching me by high sprung, I got you Wanna show me you can work it, baby

No problem, get on top, then get to bounce around like a low rider I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit After you woke up and sweat, you can play with the stick We'll be right back. Keep going till you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop One more taste of what I got I'll have to spend all you got Keep going till you hit the spot, whoa Girl, what we do And where we do The things we do Are just between me and you, baby

Give it to me, baby, nice and slow Climb on top, ride like you're in a rodeo You ain't never heard it sound like this before Cause I ain't never put it down like this Soon as I come through the door, she'll get to pulling on my zipper It's like it's a race, who could get undressed quicker? Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch and Have me thinking about that

After I'm gone when I touch the right spot at the right time Lights on, I light so she like it from behind So seductive, you should see the way she whine Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind Long as she ain't stopping, homie, I ain't stopping Dripping whip, it's Whitman and Sony Popping on my champagne campaign Bottle after bottle, it's on

And we gon' sip to every bubble, name bottle is gone I took you to the candy shop I let you lick the lollipop Go ahead girl, don't you stop Keep going till you hit the spot I'll take you to the candy shop One more taste of what I got I'll have you spending all you got

Keep going till you hit the spot I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lolly stop Go ahead girl, don't you stop Keep going till you hit the spot I take you to the candy shop Filthy song. Disgusting song.

We should go back to back 50 and go a hundy. The winner of... Dollar. Let's go with full dollar. Winner of birthday banger,, dollar. That's going full dollar. Winner of birthday banger, Candy Shop. Controversial take. Yes. That song there is just as dirty

as whack, but 50 Cent gets away with it because he's a man. Yeah, probably. Have a listen to the words next time. I don't mean it as a bad thing. Like, I like the song, but... If that was Cardi B, you'd be going, oh, she can't say that. Nah, Cardi, you go nuts.

Brie and Clint. A Spotify record got broken over the weekend. The first song from the 90s to reach one billion streams. Spotify is so good for... Mumbo No. 5 is so good for it. Mumbo number five. So good for it. But it's now Mumbo number one. It's so good for anyone who's made music in the past

because it just goes back and it just gets listened to again. And then Spotify just randomly sends you a check and they go, hey, congratulations, people are listening to your stuff again. Welcome back. I love going into Spotify and say you're like listening to an artist

and seeing what is the most streamed song I find it so interesting what's their biggest song yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so what do you think mumbo numbers 5 aside

what do you think the first song from the 90s to reach 1 billion streams is and I'll give you one guess okay

can you give me one hint yeah okay 90s. That's not a hint. 1996. 1996.

Okay. And if you get this right. You give me 50 bucks. I'm not going to give you 50 bucks. Pretty impossible to get it. Yeah. Okay, 90s song, 1996. I'm going to say Barbie Girl.

Barbie Girl is incorrect. The first song from the 90s to reach a billion plays. Thank you, drunk people. It's Wonderwall. The majority of its streams were made between the hours of 1 and 2 o'clock in the morning. Is that true? No. I was like, I believe that. Is that true? No.

I was like, I believe that. Yeah, one billion streams. The song's 25 years old this year. I would never have guessed this song. One billion streams, and it's just there ticking away in the background, and it got me thinking. You and I are recording artists.

We have a song on Spotify, song singular. The Hot Mess Express. Yeah, last year released this single, Send It. This is a Brian Clint featuring King's original. And it's there. It's on Spotify. Banger. So I thought we would cross to head of promotions and logistics,

producer Ben, for an update. I know we won't have a billion streams. I'm not stupid. Because Wonderwall already has that record. Yeah, but we're not a 90s song. Lots of songs have got a billion. That's the first 90s streams. I'm not stupid. Because Wonderwall already has that record. Yeah, but we're not a 90s song. Lots of songs have got a billion. That's the first 90s one.

Oh, gotcha. Does our song send it? Have we reached a million streams yet? No. You're dreaming. I reckon.

Well, you don't know. You don't know. Can we have a guess? Yeah. I reckon we've got, I'm going to say 100,000 streams. I was going to say 100,000,

so I'll go bigger because I believe in us more than that. I'm going to say 100,000 streams. Oh, I was going to say 100,000, so I'll go bigger, because I believe in us more than that. I'm going to say 150,000 streams. Okay, closest to. Whoa. Official streams. Official. Official. Official streams for Hot Mess Express. Send it from Spotify. 106,000.

Yes! Yeah, we rule. That's fantastic. Hey, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, it's very good. My next question, Ben, where's our goddamn money? You've been stockpiling it. He gets the checks. Where's our royalties? We're coming after you. It's going to end in court, Ben.

Bree and Clint. A mum has made headlines after she started to earn more than 15 000 pounds um after selling something so what that's about 30 grand 30 grand ish 30 grand what a month no she's that's total oh that's how much she's made yeah okay off this product that she is providing okay yeah is it a is it a late model european car because if it is i it's not that interesting. But if it's like sock puppets, then it's a bit more interesting. Oh, yes. No, this is something that only females would be able to get into the business of. Okay, so that counts producer Ben and myself out.

Yeah, sorry, you guys won't be able to start up this business. But you and Anastasia are potential moguls? I mean, not at this stage of our life, but at some point, yeah, we could. Well, don't speak for Anastasia. Well. Or can you? I mean, I don't know. Tell me what it is.

What's she making money out of? So this mum has earned 15,000 pounds by selling her breast milk online. Oh. So do you see what I'm, it makes sense now, doesn't it? This is quite an interesting story to me so she actually uh was a surrogate for someone else for a couple where she uh gave birth to someone else's baby and then obviously she didn't need the breast milk yeah because the baby goes to the parents oh right yeah she didn't even have the baby but she but she'd had the baby like she had a baby but she didn't obviously look

after it when she was needing to provide a baby but she didn't obviously look after it when she was needing to provide a milk so she was like what are we going to do with all this extra product that i've got and she decided uh that she would start up a business where she'd provide people uh with breast milk if they needed it tag and bag and sell it off on the black market yes yeah right 15 she sold 15 000, 30 grand worth of breast milk. Yeah, I was like, how much are you producing? Because I've talked to my sister and she's like, I struggled to get even enough for one baby.

Yeah. Well, everybody's different. And I think you can encourage more production. She's obviously a baby milk making machine. She's a machine. Yeah. I'm an entrepreneurial guy. You know that about me.

And I have some old breast milk in the freezer currently. I don't want off breast milk. Well, I mean, I'll sell it at the market rate for how old it is. But it's been frozen, snap frozen. Oh, snap frozen. Yeah, that's what she does. She freezes it and then ships it off. Yeah, just pop it in a Ziploc bag, write the date on it,

and chuck it in the freezer. So I'd just like to take this opportunity on the ZM frequency just to say, I mean, if it i mean it's up for grabs how much are you selling it for up for grabs you probably should ask your wife this first true true yeah actually i'll get back to you on this deal deals on hold forget the election result everybody the results are in on the disturbing undie information referendum poll. Needs a catchier name, I know that. Yeah, no, it's got such a, you know,

catchy and easy to remember name. These results not brought to you by Tova O'Brien or Hilary Barry, they're brought to you by me. And I take no pleasure in this, but it is interesting and I think you should know as a means of public service, you know. It's good to know, even if you have good undie hygiene hygiene you need to know what the likelihood is that you live with someone who has bad undie hygiene when was it was it last year that they those stats came out about how

often you should change like throw out your underwear yeah those stats came out and they were saying 12 months yeah once a year to a year and a half you should be re like changing and refreshing your underwear. Which, let's be honest, no one's doing. I have underwear 10 years old. Yeah, so long as you're washing it every time you wear it, you're okay. And have you ever looked at your underwear and you can tell the more worn parts because you hold it up to the light and there's parts that are more worn?

You hold it up to your partner and if you can see your partner's face through it, it's time to get rid of them. My partner goes, these are getting thrown out. And I was like, why? They're my comfy ones. And she was like, I can see through the cr face through it, it's time to get rid of them. My partner goes, these are getting thrown out. And I was like, why? They're my comfy ones. And she was like, I can see through the crotch area. Yeah, right? And you're like, that's a feature.

I love how producer Anastasia was like, I feel you on that. Here you go. You ready for some disturbing undies statistics? Yeah, I'm ready for it. One in four men don't change their undies every day. One in four? That means, oh, wait. So if we were all men, one of us in here. If we were all men, Ben wouldn't have changed his undies every day? One in four. That means, oh, wait, so if we were all men, one of us in here.

If we were all men, Ben wouldn't have changed his undies today. Well, you know what's disturbing about Producer Ben? When we go on trips places, I know for a fact he doesn't bring enough underwear. Well, the bag he brings is disturbingly small. It's like one t-shirt, one pair of underwear, and it doesn't matter if we're going for three nights

or one night, it's all the same. It doesn't matter if we're going swimming. One pair of socks, that's it. That if we're going for three nights or one night. It's all the same. It doesn't matter if we're going swimming. One pair of socks. That's it. That's true, isn't it? Remember that time we walked up the mount, and we were like, anyone want to have a shower afterwards? And Ben was like, no, I'm all good to go.

No, I didn't have time. Yeah, we went on a one-week road trip, and he just washed the same outfit over and over again. I've got more. I've got more stats, okay? Women aren't perfect in this poll either. So 25% of men don't change their undies every day. 18% of women admitted that they will wear their undies more than once.

18% of women. What's categorized as wearing it more than once? Are you taking them off and putting dirty underwear back on? Yeah, I guess if you're having a shower, you step out of the shower and you put the dirty ones back on. Or is it you don't have a shower and you just wear them straight through, you know? But we're talking about regularly. We're not talking like a one-off where you didn't have time to go home. 18% of women will, you might need to.

I mean, we've all done that where, you know, you get caught in a situation or whatever. One in 20 men admitted. 18%. One in 20 men admitted to re-wearing the same pair of undies for five times or more before washing them. Are they... Five times!

Can you imagine what would be going on down there after five times? If you fart, poo particles straight into the underwear. Here's the bacteria accumulating in your undies if you don't wash them. And these are quite scientific, but the words should scare you enough. Eschrelicercoli.

Right. Staphylococcus. Okay. And streptococcus. They don't sound good. And I think streptococcus and staphylococcus is for men and women as well. Yeah, well, to be honest,

we've all had a coccus in our underwear before, haven't we? Different type for you, well, to be honest, we've all had a caucus in our underwear before, haven't we? Different type for you, though, the lads. Yeah, hit the song. podcast with mobile smiles register fill up redeem points for rewards easy if you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts ZM