ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 1st 2018

Episode Date: October 1, 2018

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ZM! technically meant to be five or is it meant to be three? I don't know, but I've just hit my daylight savings slump. You know, because I got up this morning and it was seven o'clock, but technically it was six o'clock. So does that mean, wait, do we turn our clocks back an hour? Well, it means technically now, should this be five o'clock or three o'clock? Wait, is this the three o'clock lull? Well, I'm tired from the clock changes, but I'm also tired from the confusion caused by daylight savings. Wait, is it daylight savings or daylight saving?

Can I just get your opinion on something? Because this is obviously the first... Producer Ellie thinks it's daylight savings. Wait, is it daylight savings or daylight saving? Can I just get your opinion on something? Because this is obviously the first... Producer Ellie thinks it's daylight saving. Well, this is the first one you and I have shared. Do you hate daylight savings as much as I do? Mate! God, I hate it. Is there a bigger waste of time than daylight saving?

And don't get me wrong. No, it's daylight savings. We're saving time. Whatever it is. I know we get this extra hour of sunlight now, but why can't we just have this all year? Why do we? So just for my clocks, did we go forward an hour or back an hour?

Clint, it's your mum. Does my phone automatically update itself? Or is it? Oh, does it automatically do it? Wait, was it on Friday or Saturday that it did? Hey, huge day for us today because the bisexual is going on her first date. Today she is going to meet all the boys at 5 o'clock. Yeah, and you'll meet them as well, actually.

You'll meet all three guys at 5 o'clock. We'll get to know a bit more about them before she goes on her blind date. She's our bisexual bachelorette who will date three guys and three girls across this week and eliminate one of each at the end of the week. Today, it's all about the boys. You can meet them at five o'clock. I hope none of them are late because of this daylight savings. Next.

Oh, horrific news. Speaking of topical things happening today, bloody price of petrol's going up. Oh, mate, don't get me. If there's one thing I hate more than daylight saving... It's price of petrol. It's price of petrol, mate. On inclement weather.

Oh, God, I hate it. We'll talk about it after Drake. This is One Dance, Brie and Clint, ZM. Baby. Brie and Clint on ZM. Bloody price of petrol's gone up again. Seen that? Oh, mate.

I mean, there's another... They call it an excise tax. And I don't know what that means, but... Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Bullshit, Oh, mate. I mean, there's another, they call it an excise tax, and I don't know what that means, but... Booshy, booshy, booshy. Booshy, booshy, booshy, booshy. It's gone on in Auckland, so the price has gone up in Auckland again, and you might go, oh, shut up, you bloody Aucklanders. It's already expensive around the rest of the country anyway. This is the reason I don't drive my car often. No, the reason you don't drive your car is because you dropped your keys down an elevator shaft and then you couldn't be bothered going to get your car back

from where it's impounded. But that's a whole other story. I mean that too, but petrol prices as well. I hope you're sitting down while you're driving. One, because that's the safe way to drive. Who stands up when they're driving? But two, because this is going to floor you. They reckon this time next year, petrol in New Zealand

will be $2.70 a litre petrol in New Zealand will be $2.70 That is a joke! $2.70 Are they on speed, honestly? Who do they think we are? Do they think that people can afford that? Like what is going on? That is massive

So if you go from last year when it was, I don't know, like $1.70 and then you go to that, that's a whole- It was around, yeah. That's like $60 extra a tank. That is a huge amount of money. To fill your tank, like for a normal car, that's like $100 and, I don't even know, $160?

So it's pushed me to breaking point, Bree. I'm done with it. I'm done being a slave to the pump. Yes, you're getting a segue. Good for you. No, not getting a segue. Good for you. No, not getting a segue. Good for you. Something equally as appealing to the opposite sex.

I'm considering getting a Prius. Oh, yeah. I'm considering making the jump to the ultra-economic fuel hybrid that uses one quarter of the amount of fuel as a standard internal combustion engine and going for a Toyota Prius. Mate, I'm going to say it. I think Priuses are sexy.

Do you? Yeah, say the H word for me one more time. Hybrid. Ooh, hybrid. Hybrid. What's wrong with a Prius? Well, here's the thing that's wrong with a Prius. I don't know a single person who owns one

that isn't a taxi or Uber driver. This is true. And there's nothing wrong with being a taxi or an Uber driver in my eyes. It's just I don't want people to think that when I pull up somewhere, their Uber has arrived. And then you pull up at the lights and every time you stop,

some guy comes and hops in the back of your car and goes, Uber for Tom? No, I literally drive an Uber. I literally drive. No, see, I literally drive a Prius. You might get a lot of random people jumping in. Maybe I should get a Prius and it's a great way for me to pick up dates. Yeah, well, that's solicitation.

Don't hate it? No, no, no, you can't. Don't hate it? No, no, no, that's false pretenses. Is that illegal? That's literally. I mean, I just wouldn't tell anyone. Yeah, you're like, good news, the ride's free.

Bad news, I'm going to eat you. Bad news, we're going to a movie that you're not going to like. And it's Mamma Mia. It's Mamma Mia. Shares in it. It's great. I'm serious about the get a Prius thing, though. I don't mind getting a Prius.

I think I'd be down for it. I'm married now. Like, who am I trying to impress? Yeah, like, you're not going to have sex anymore. No, that's not what I mean. That's not what I was... No, that's what you were getting at. People who drive Priuses.

Yeah. I want to do a quick bit of market research. What's the market research? 0800 dial ZM. Do you drive a Prius? That's it. There's a very simple question. 0800 dial ZM. Do you drive a Prius? That's it. There's a very simple question. 0800 Dial ZM, do you drive a Prius? Is your everyday car a Prius?

Mate, we're not going to get any calls because if your theory is correct, if they are an Uber driver or a taxi and they're driving a Prius, none of the Priuses get us on the dial. Oh, because they don't have the band expander. No, the new ones do. Look, we're already getting calls. We're already getting calls. I was going to say, stop listening to my FM.

Call us. Yeah. I've got questions for you. Basically, I just want to know if you're an Uber driver or not. But that's fine. Should I get a Prius? Do you have a Prius? That's all we want.

Call now. If you've got a Prius, 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. Brie and Clint on ZM. Price of petrol's going up. They reckon this time next year it'll be $2.70 a litre. $2.70! That's mental. $2.70.

And you're thinking about becoming celibate. No, I'm thinking about doing the responsible thing and getting a Prius. You know Leonardo DiCaprio's got a Prius? Well, celibate, getting a Prius, it's all connected. Leo's got a Prius. Yeah, but I'm sure he's got a million other cars. I don't know. He does care a lot about the environment.

A lot, yeah. And does that make him sexier? We want to know this afternoon on 0800DALSatM, do you have a Prius? And this is what we're going to do because I've said that one of my main... We're going to play a game, right? Yeah, one of my main barriers to getting one

is the only people I know who have them are Uber or taxi drivers, which is fine. It's just I don't want game, right? Yeah, one of my main barriers to getting one is the only people I know who have them are Uber or taxi drivers, which is fine. It's just I don't want to, everywhere I go, be mistaken for an Uber and people get into my car. Literally every Uber in New Zealand is a Prius. That's the rule. If you want to drive for Uber, you have to have a Prius.

And we appreciate you coming over from my FM this afternoon. It's great. Who have we got on 0800 dials at M? Hey, Dave, you've got a Prius. Hi, Dave. No, I've got a Toyota Camry Hybrid. M? Hey Dave, you've got a Prius. Hi Dave. Nah, I've got a Toyota Camry. Hybrid. Oh yeah, but that's not a Prius. Nah, nah, nah. I just don't want to look like

an Uber driver or a taxi driver on the road so, you know. Well, you don't really fit the criteria. Let's play with you anyway. Bree and I are going to guess whether you're an Uber driver or not. He kind of gave it away. I know, but he can play the game. I'm going to go with no, you're not an Uber driver game I'm going to go with no You're not an Uber driver I'm going to go with no

Okay What do I have to do in that? You tell us if you're an Uber driver or not If I'm an Uber driver or not Yeah Are you one? No obviously not Okay cool well done

And then we play this I'm going to do it like it's more money Yeah I know Dave I know Dave I know I love you Dave For the game's sake And then we go

I love you Get together Cool That's the sound you're going to hear We're one for one I know, Dave. I know, I know. I love you, Dave. For the game's sake. And then we go. I love you. Get together. Cool. All right. That's the sound you're going to hear. We're one for one. Thanks, Dave. Oh, good.

Thank you. Thanks, Dave. You're a legend. Gemma, do you have a Prius? I do. Oh, thank God. Excellent. Okay.

Is it a good car? Yeah, I like it. It's 2,000 gas. Does everybody think that you're a taxi driver, though? Yes, but it has its positives. What? Well, when we go to town with my friends, all the other Prius who are Uber drivers

give us right of way wherever they come around. That's awesome, Gemma. Pretty good. Do you also charge your friends when you take them anywhere? They just buy me drinks. In Auckland, you can drive in a bus lane if you've got a Prius. No.

Yeah, well, we do. We have never been pulled over for it. Yeah. Or at least a T2. Actually, don't take my word on that. Look, we've ruined the game again, but we're going to guess now. I'm going to say she's not an Uber driver. I'm going to say you're not an Uber driver.

Is that correct? No, I'm not. Yeah. It's a rock solid game so far. You want to keep playing? Yeah, I'm not. It's a rock solid game so far. You want to keep playing? Yeah, I'm loving this game. We're really good at it. Hey, Taryn.

Hi, Taryn. Hi. Got a Prius? I have. Okay, that's it. That's all we get to know. Now, we're going to guess whether you're an Uber or taxi driver or not. I'm going to say she's not.

I'm going to say for strike rate, we've had two Priuses that weren't, actually we had a Camry in there. It's a Camry hybrid. 50-50. Taryn, I'm going to say you are an Uber driver. Sorry, mate. No, no. I told you.

How'd you know? I can just tell these things. Yeah, okay. I'm going to keep playing. I'm loving this game. Hey, Georgia. Hi. Got a Prius?

I sure do. Should I get one? Yeah, you'll save so much money on gas. Do people find it sexy, Georgia? No, no way. Okay, Georgia, we've got to guess whether you're an Uber or a taxi driver or not. I'm going to say she's not. I'm going to say she's not. I'm going to say she is because I need to get one.

Georgia, what's the correct answer? No, no way. Told you. We've got to get one. Surely we've got to get one. Let's go one more. No, two more. Hey, Shane.

Do you want to go two more? Shane, hey. Shane. Shane. Okay, it sounds like you get your wish. He went back to MyFM. This was boring. I think he had a job to pick up. By the way, Bree's MyFM

joke that she keeps doing is a band expander joke. Yeah. Right? That's it. Okay, cool. Was I not conveying that properly? No, it just could be misconstrued. Because that is a radio joke, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. We all joke about that in radio, how people only listen to MyFM because they can't get anything else. See, that's cruel.

But that's what people say! Cassie, can you break this up? Have you got a Prius? My husband and I have matching Priuses. Double Prius? Double Prii. God, you guys are going to give birth to a Prius. Well, we were actually joking that we'd have little baby Priuses, so yeah.

Do you guys have different colours or are they the same? Mine's a Tiffany blue and his is a light metallic blue, which could be manlier, but I find it totally sexy that he can afford to take me in the car to the movies and dinner. Damn, girl, you've got your priorities

straight. That's so hot, Cassie. Okay, now we need to finish this game that we started. And we're going to guess whether you're an Uber or taxi driver or not. I'm going to say she's not. I'm going to stay strong and say part-time Cassie drives an Uber. Nah. Well, I have three children who I drive around, but I'm so sorry, Clint.

I am. God damn it. Can I get a beep, beep? Running her hands through my throat. You sucked at that game. I invented the game too. Brie and Clint on ZM. Married at first sight, kicked off last night. What did you think?

I watched the whole thing and at the end of it, I felt like I'd pulled a muscle in my butt from clenching it so tight out of awkwardness. Just cringing? I was cringing the whole time. The bit when they kissed? When they were doing the kiss at the altar and also the kiss when they're having their photos?

Just seems so unnatural. Yeah. I mean, the whole thing is unnatural, marrying a stranger. I guess that's the idea of Married at First Sight. Can I ask? Because the New Zealand Married at First Sight, which is the one that married at first sight, which is the one that kicked off last night,

they actually married each other for real last year, right? The difference between the New Zealand and the Australian one, it is legally binding. Has that changed this year? I hope not because it makes it so much worse. I think it has because I think they ran into a few problems last season. So they've got a different, well, it's kind of the same cast of, and I do this with air quotations, experts. One of them is left.

Honestly, where have these people got their accreditation? Well, they're as expert as the Australian ones. Let's be honest about that. Like, they're doing. Both countries. No, no. Both countries have a strike rate of one. One successful couple.

And what's in favour of the New Zealand one is they've only done one season. Yeah. Australia have done like six and they have one successful couple. One couple. Yeah. Which I mean, they could...

No, that couple broke up. No. Yeah, they broke up recently. Okay. They had a kid, but then they broke up. So it's their job to do the groundwork to make the couples work. The matchmaking.

Yeah. And to hear what these people want in a partner and then match them with someone who fits that criteria. It literally, every time they match the person, they'll describe what they want and this is what they're looking for and then they put them with the total opposite. It's literally like if they said, I just want a guy who's a tradie. I say, so we've put you with a woman.

And she's a businessman. She's a businesswoman. Remember the Australian one and all that lady wanted. I mean, I didn't like the lady, but was it Deb? Her name was Deb. All I want is a Polynesian man. I just really want a Polynesian man. And they gave her John, a white guy from Adelaide or something.

Not a Polynesian guy. And literally she was looking at the camera on her wedding day going, I just asked for a Polynesian literally she looks she was looking at the camera on her wedding day going I just asked for a Polynesian I asked for one thing that's it we are at the moment doing something very similar so you might go or easy for you to say but we're literally doing what the experts are doing we're trying to match our bisexual Annalise Annalise with someone that she could spend the rest of her life with potentially. We've literally been screening people, trying to get someone that we potentially think she will be a match with. And I think we've done a better job than what those experts have done. But we don't know.

So what we've done is we have reached out to the experts of Married at First Sight and said, can we draw from your superior knowledge? Could you guys run your casting over, Anne-Lise, and see if you guys could match her better than us? And we were really lucky. They had nothing better to do because they're not real experts and they've come back with some potential matches for Anne-Lise. Yep, this is the results.

The Married at First Sight New Zealand experts taking on our bisexual Anne-Lise. Yep, this is the results. The Married at First Sight New Zealand experts taking on our bisexual Anne-Lise as a project. Anne-Lise, our 23-year-old bride-to-be, has put her heart in the hands of the experts. Today they meet to match her with someone from their iPad.

Now, Anne-Lise has been very clear about the type of mate she's looking for. She wants someone tall, around the same age, and most importantly, no one with the name Craig. Which leads me to match her with someone quite specific. I think Craig would be perfect. But it says here that he's 52. No, he's 5'2".

Sorry? Like 5'2". Tr? Like 5'2". Trish, you've done it again. Things with Anne-Lise and Craig did not go well. So for the experts, it was back to the drawing board. Now, Anne-Lise mentioned quite explicitly that a deal-breaker for her would be someone who lives too far away from Auckland or who smokes. Now, keeping that in mind, I think Karen, the smoker from Invercargill, would be an

amazing match. Oh yes, Tony, I like it. That's quite literally as far away from Auckland as you can get. What a great test of their connection. But what about the smoking bit? Sorry, what? Unfortunately, shortly after their marriage, Karen died. Yep, she's dead. So, for the experts... Yes, we know.

Back to the drawing board. Interestingly, Anne-Lise is our first ever bisexual bride, which makes our jobs a whole lot easier, you would think. Now Trish, what does it mean to be bisexual? I'm not 100% sure, but I think it has something to do with the amount of legs she potentially could be attracted to. That's correct. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think I am, Tony. The experts decided to match Anne-Lise with a goat.

It was at this point that Anne-Lise decided she would be leaving the experiment. Harder than it seems, really, you know? I mean, they tried their best. They did their best. Good luck to the other contestants on Married at First Sight. Yeah, we'll take it from here, yeah? We'll take it from here.

Cool, okay. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM's Friday Jams Live. Swap shop. We want to know what you would give up for the chance to meet Usher and instantly score a double pass to Friday Jams Live.

It could be anything. Now, the guys that put on the sheet here will take a wedding ring, a car, your firstborn child. I don't want any kids. I don't want any kids. And to be honest,

don't give us your wedding ring either. We will. I'll take the wedding ring. What? Yeah. Actually, I'll take the engagement ring. Only if they're divorced. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm happy with that. Okay, cool. You ready to find out what people are offering us? What are you willing to swap so the person today who wins with the best item will get Friday Jams tickets? Yes. They will also be in the draw with only three other people to get a meet and greet with Usher in Melbourne.

Amy, what are you going to swap us for Friday Jams live tickets? I'm going to swap your really cool purple MGP scooter with a unicorn horn and rainbow tassels. Wait, is this a motorized scooter or just a scooter? No, just those real cool ones that like the 12-year-old kids have. Right. Okay. So just to be clear, it's a leg-powered scooter?

Yes. Gotcha. Okay. Excellent. Put it on the board. Purple scooter. Sarah, what are you going to give us for a double pass to Friday Jams Live and the chance to meet Usher?

I'm going to give you a personalized Pilates session once every week for six months and a full training program to get your summer body ready. Is that for both Clinton and I? Absolutely. Of course. Oh. I mean. I do love Pilates.

Do you really? No. Oh, you haven't done it with me, though. No, I do like it. I mean. I do love Pilates. Do you really? No. Oh, you haven't done it with me, though. No, I do like it. It's just very hard. My wife does Pilates, and I know that that is a very valuable prize. I know they're expensive classes. Hell, yeah, and if you do it properly, Pilates really works.

Jane, what are you going to give us for your Friday Jams live tickets? Your broken phone Is that what you're going to give her? Jane, are you there? Jane, what are you going to give us? We'll come back to you, Jane We'll come back to you Move around a bit if you can

Sianae, what are you going to swap? Hi there A UiBoom Mega speaker Like, who doesn't need a sound in their life? The UiBoom Megas are legit, too. How big are the Megas? So you know the one we've got in the office, the one like that? Yep. Double the size. Ooh! Yeah. Okay, I like that. I don't mind that.

So we haven't got our canoe, but Steph, hey Steph, what are you going to give us for Friday Jam's live tickets? Hey guys, so my husband acquired an $800 gift voucher for the ITM store. So you guys can go and get some timber or tools or whatever. And I'm sure he'll be happy with Friday Jam's tickets instead.

You're going to give us an $800 voucher? Absolutely. So you can go nuts and buy whatever you need. Where's that to, Steph? Where's the $800 voucher to? The ITM store, you know, like a hardware store. I don't mind it. Yeah, okay, wait there.

One more. What are you going to give us for Friday Jams live tickets, Hayley? Well, with summer on the way, I think a surfboard would be amazing just to give you guys. Is it a good surfboard? It's brand new, still on the wrapper. It's a long white brand. Okay, wait there.

Okay. Should we go back to Jane just to check? I feel bad. She's waited. Jane, are you there? Can we hear you now? Yes, you can. What are you going to give us for Friday Jamstickets?

I've got an adult mountain bike and two laying hens. Their eggs are amazing. Hang on, you're going to give us live animals for Friday Jamstickets? I love animals. Where are we going to keep them? They're amazing. How old's the mountain bike? The mountain bike is about two years old. Okay, not bad. I can't use it. Wait there. We don't have anywhere to keep us. They're amazing. How old's the mountain bike? The mountain bike is about two years old.

Okay. Okay. Not bad. Wait there. We don't have anywhere to keep hens. Just keep that in mind. Well, we can take the mountain bike. We can always just take the bike.

Yeah. What do you want? I would like the hens though. So we've got a purple scooter. Yeah. Not motorised. Yeah. Six months worth of Pilates.

Yeah. A Uwe Boom Mega. Correct. A $800 gift voucher to the ITM store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A surfboard. Yep, yep, yep. or a mountain bike and a couple of hens that lay eggs. I want the surfboard. I think I want the surfboard too.

Are we doing the surfboard? The surfboard's sexy. Oh, hang on. Yay! Yay! Hayley. Hayley, congratulations. You've got two tickets to Friday Gems and we've got a surfboard.

Yay! Thank you. And Hayley, you're in the draw two tickets To Friday Jams And we've got a surfboard Yay Thank you And Hayley You're in the draw For a meet and greet With Usher You and three other people That are good odds

Oh that's amazing Thank you so much Okay we'll put you over To the producers We'll organise the swap This is the swap shop We'll do it every day this week You swap us something

And it could score you Two tickets to Friday Jams One question Yeah Can you surf? Nah Neither Brie and Clint On ZM It's my birthday It's my birthday could score you two tickets to Friday Jams. One question. Yeah. Can you surf? No. Neither.

Brie and Clint on Zit-In. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays, we figure out what song was top in the charts on your 16th birthday and then we play one of those songs in full. Kia ora, Stacey, and welcome to the show.

Hello, Stace. Hello. What's your birthday, Stace? The 26th of November, 1997. Okay, Stacey, you were 16 in 2013 on the 26th of November, and on that day, this was top of the charts. I'm friends with the monster, just run to my bed. Monster tune.

The monster. Eminem and Rihanna, how does that make you feel? It's so overplayed. Yeah, we agree. We didn't want to say it until you'd said it. It is played a lot. It's a good song, though. Well, good to hear from you, Stace.

Gemma, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Gem. Hi. What's your birthday? 4th of November, 1987. Okay, Gemma, you were 16 in 2003 on the 4th of November, and this is your Birthday Banger. Banger.

Not just Beyonce, but Beyonce and Sean Paul. Baby boy. Hello. You happy about that? Oh, you are hard to please. This is one of the good ones. She's the queen bee. Yeah.

Okay, no worries. It's fine. It's fine. It's your birthday banger. Keegan, hey. Hi, Keegan. fine. It's your birthday, Kegan. Hey. Hi, Kegan. Hi. What's your birthday, Kegs?

28th of June, 1999. Okay, Kegan, you were 16 on the 2015 on the 28th of June, and this was Top of the Chart. Also a tune. Omi, cheerleader. Do you like that, Kegan? Oh, yeah. No one likes their birthday banger today.

You know what? You know what's happened? What? Since we've played Whitney, we've made the bar so high for what is a good birthday banger that people expect quite a lot out of their song. And even a classic like Omi, Cheerleader can't get any cut through. But if you're born in 1999, I mean, the song's not going to be very old, is it? No.

I think we're in agreeance if I do this. Yeah, boy. Baby boy. Here you go. Thanks, baby girl. Beyonce and John DePaul. John DePaul. This is Baby Boy, ZM.

ZM, Bree and Clint, that is a birthday banger from Queen B herself with Sean Paul. That's baby boy. That's a good birthday banger. I don't care what anybody says. That is a good birthday banger. Love it.

No regrets. Well, the trick to a good birthday banger is one, banger, and two, you haven't heard it for a while and you don't hear it often enough anymore, right? Yeah, we don't hear that often. Okay. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer.

Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland and I'm the bisexualer. Yes, you are. She joins us in studio right now because Annalise, tonight is the first night you will get to date some of the people.

You're a bit sweaty. Just a little bit. We've just taken your phone off you because we have released the images of the men, all the boys that are dating you, to our Facebook and our Instagram page, Bree and Clint. So everybody else listening right now can go and get a visual to go with the audio that we're about to play you.

But not you. Not you, Annalise. There's also a video going up later on tonight if you want to see a bit more about the guys and what they're about, or you're about to hear it right now. Yeah, and if you have seen them, feel free to text us an opinion on 9696.

We'd love to hear your thoughts. Maybe we could get some descriptions through to Anne-Lise. Back the winner. Pick a favourite now. Who do you think Anne-Lise is going to take on this overseas holiday at the end of all this? But you have to wait until Wednesday when you meet all the girls she's going to date.

Yeah. You guys will speed date after the show tonight. Just you and the boys. Right now, we're going to play you the highlight reel, I guess you'd call it. One by one. Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's do it.

Let's go with bachelor number one. Okay. Bachelor number one. Here he is. Hi, my name is Willie. I'm 27. I'm an insurance broker, and I'm here to date Annalise. You might have noticed I have an accent.

I'm American, and I lived the last 10 years in Canada. My last relationship was two years ago, and it lasted six years. What I'm looking to get out of this is someone that I can spend time with, build a connection, and hopefully grow into something more. My ideal date would be something quite romantic, just the two of us, maybe candlelit dinner and then maybe a little bit of live music after. My favorite food would be Venezuelan cooking because my family's from Venezuela and I love empanadas and arepas. I'm definitely up for a kiss on the first date, but it'll definitely depend on the moment.

Woo! Welly! You should have seen the face on the girls when he started talking about that Venezuelan food. What do you think, Annalise? I am so excited to meet this guy. He's a sweetheart. He is, and how smooth is that accent as well? It's so nice.

How much does an accent add to a... It's like a knife through butter. Yeah. Just so soft and just... You could be like a seven and like an accent could push you up to a nine, right? I can feel you getting excited, Annalise. Okay, that's Willie. That's bachelor number one.

Willie the American. The American. Let's go to bachelor number two. Here you go. Hi, my name's Mike. I'm 25 years old. I'm an aircraft technician and I'm here to date Annalise. Probably the girls will be the toughest competition,

just because of the nature of the competition, really. Yeah, definitely she'll be more flirty with the girls than us guys. We're going to have our work cut out. No, I haven't told my parents about this yet, so we'll see how they find out. So my favourite physical feature in a woman would definitely be her smile and her eyes. So the last time I was in a relationship was from the start of 2017 and went until sort of September. On the weekends and in spare time outside of work, I really enjoy fixing cars and motorbikes and or riding them. When it comes to an ideal date for me, it would involve an activity, preferably outdoors, followed by a nice dinner.

That's Mike. Air Force guy. Yeah. By the way, aircraft technician. He's in the Air Force. Okay. So he has like an Air Force uniform. I don't know if this is your thing, a guy's in uniform, but he has it.

He walked in the other day in his uniform. In his uniform. It was like Top Gun for me. I was like, hello, goose. Should have said Maverick. Should have said Maverick. Should have said Maverick. He might be wearing it this afternoon, this evening on your date. You never know.

What are your feelings towards Air Force guy Mike? Well, first off, tell your parents. No, that's fun. The one thing that stuck with me was that. He hasn't told his parents about this. Well, if they've got Facebook, they're going to find out. Yeah, true. He obviously has a good relationship or else he would have told them. Exactly. He'll be fine if they've got Facebook, they're going to find out. Yeah, true. He obviously has a good relationship

or else he would have told them. Exactly. He'll be fine. We've got one more. Are you ready for Bachelor number three? Let's go. Here you go. Hey, I'm Tom.

I'm 23. I'm a digital designer. I'm 6'2", and I'm here to date Annalise. I have been in love once before, back in my uni days. It lasted about a year but yeah I'm out here to see what I can find. When I saw the video for the first time with Annalise

I thought she had a very cute smile that drew me in and then I thought she just seemed real genuine like a cultured. One non-negotiable would probably be I sleep on the left side of the bed, weird weird trait but I've just always done it. In my spare time, I like to hang out with my flatmates, watch movies, play a bit of sport, rugby, basketball, tennis. I also like to paint. I feel like I'm a bit of a creative. When it comes to kissing on the first date, I feel like there shouldn't be any pressure to do it,

but you know if the moment's there, then go for it. And Lise. No, I don't think so. Do you think you know Tom? I don't know. Your face just said, oh my God. I face just said... I think just the name. It's just like maybe just the name just came. When he started talking, your face dropped.

But surely he would know you and he would know if he would have... Because he's seen you and he wouldn't have applied if he knew you. Or would he? Who do you think he is? Is it like a former... No, not former anything. Maybe just someone I've met and maybe out or something. I don't know, but that's interesting.

I could just be like jumping to the conclusion or like just assuming that it could be that person when really it might not be. Hey, Clint, remember when Tom said, do you remember what he said? No. Yeah, I remember that. No.

Right. What did he say? I guess we'll find out tonight when you guys meet. Oh, you mean the thing? The thing. You can't do that in front of me. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Okay, well, those are your men. Those are your three bachelors that you'll be dating tonight. We've got Willie, the American. Yes. We've got Mike, Mr. Air Force. Yes. And we've got Tom, who's Designer Tom. Designer Tom.

Six foot two Tom. How are you going to go with those guys? If you want to see them, you can view all their pictures now at our Facebook page, Bree and Clint, our Instagram, Bree and Clint. You can't see them, Annalise, but you will at 5.40, okay? Okay, okay. I'll wait. Go to our Facebook page if you want to follow this whole thing.

We're uploading videos. There's stuff going up there. You need to follow the whole thing there. This is going to be so much fun. This is the Bisexualer on ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's the end of our show. No, well, if Daylight Savings wasn't on, would it be?

Or would it be the start of our show? No, wait. Do we go forward or back? Does Daylight Savings add an hour or do we minus an hour? Wait. But look how light it is outside. Oh, it is light. I mean, there's definitely more daylight.

I feel like, I mean, especially as a relatively new show too, we really need to state our politics on important issues. And I feel confident in saying that you and I are both anti-daylight savings. What the hell? I just don't get it. Who invented daylight savings and why are we still doing it? Who came up with this idea? Why is it?

Who thinks it's a good idea to mess with people's clocks and their bodies twice a year? Mate, I can't even keep up. I just got used to the old hours. Same. I just got used to that. Also, how's the slump feeling at the moment? If you got up today at your usual time of 7

and then you actually got up at 6 and now you're driving home at 5 which is more like, see, I don't even know. Mate, you lost me. You lost me at the start. Did you know that you are 30% more likely to have an accident driving or in your work today

than any other day of the year because you're mentally fatigued. Your whole body's out of whack. I was going to take today off, to be honest. I just felt so like out of it, disorganized and I was like why am I feeling like this and it's because of daylight saving. Apparently and there's science behind this, daylight saving is actually bad for your health. Don't take it from me, take it from sleep specialist Tony Fernando. Oh that sounds very expert. You might think it's just one hour but for

some people it can take a couple of weeks or even a month to adjust. He says as you get older the less resilient your body clock becomes. Tony Fernando has seen the effects of sleep deprivation firsthand. Mood changes, their ability to function is also impaired and there are studies which show that there's disruption in their body clock. It results in increased risk for diabetes, blood pressure problems, and of course, heart problems. And you know he's a specialist because he sounds so sleepy. I mean, it sounds like it's really affecting him.

When we flew, I know I'm someone who's prone to this, because when we flew from Taranaki back here to Auckland, I mean, I'm still trying to get over the jet lag. When we crossed over the Taranaki dateline, international Taranaki dateline. Yeah, I'm still trying to get my, that was a week and a bit ago, but I'm still recovering from that jet lag. That could have been the hangover, but also I feel what you're saying.

Advice from the experts is go to bed 15 minutes early. Yeah, well done. How long did it take you to get your degree in this? If you're feeling particularly tired after daylight savings, go to bed early. Nice work, experts. Do you have to get a degree for that? Yeah, polytech. Bree and Clint on ZM.

I'm so excited. Keep on breathing. It's good advice for our bisexual Annalise right now who is about to meet her boyfriends. Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland and I'm the bisexualer.

If you've just joined us, An-Lise, our bisexualer, she's heard audio packages of her three boys. We met them earlier. There's Willie the American. Willie the American. Mike, Air Force guy. Mike the Air Force guy. Ooh la la.

And designer Tom to round out the three boys. Designer Tom, the designer. Pretty standard. They all sound great, though. We've posted pictures to our Facebook page. Your phone is blowing up because we've taken it off you so you couldn't see. There's a lot of housemate chat going on. You haven't seen the guys.

Nope. But right now, you're going to see them for the first time. So they're standing behind a blind at the moment. We're going to play you a little bit of them, and then we're going to lift the blind. You will have 10 seconds. Wait, they are behind there. They are behind there. We told her they weren't.

I thought it was going to be fiction. So they're going to be behind the glass. You're not going to be able to talk to them. It's going to be soundproof glass. Can they see me? They can see you. It'll be 10 seconds where you'll be able to see each other. We're going to get your reaction and we'll go from there. And then we drop the blind and then we change out the guy.

Okay? Are you ready? Okay. All you have to do is sit there. Okay? All you have to do is sit there and ogle them like a human parade, which they are. Okay?

This is so awkward. So we're going with bachelor number one. Willie the American. Willie. Okay. Annalise, are you ready? I'm ready Got your game face on?

Yep let's do it Here is your first Bachelor Hi my name is Willie I'm 27 I'm an insurance broker And I'm here to date Annalise Lift the blind

Lift the blind He's so cute There he is Hi Willie Hey Willie Yeah he can't hear us Okay drop the blinds Drop the blinds

That's it That's all you get So What do you think? I don't know yet I'm still so overwhelmed with everything She said to us just before we went on I get very quiet when I'm nervous

You're very quiet right now. Are you ready for bachelor number two? Let's do it. Okay. Here comes Mike, Air Force guy. Two seconds, hang on. Let's lift the blinds. Hi, my name's Mike.

I'm 25 years old. I'm an aircraft technician, and I'm here to date Annalise. There he is. You are looking straight at Mike. He's waving to you. I wish he was in uniform. He's not in his Air Force uniform. Drop the blinds.

That's all right. Still cute. That's all you get. Annalise is clutching her heart. Your face is going real red. Are you trying to keep it cool in front of these guys too? Like, are you trying to... it cool in front of these guys too? Like, are you trying to... Not give them much?

Because you need to be really straight-faced throughout this whole thing. Because you don't really want to give it away, like on The Bachelor, of who you like the most. So keep that in mind. We're about to meet Bachelor number three. You can see these boys on our Facebook page right now. And after our show, Anne-Lise will be speed dating all three of them. This is Bachelor number three.

Let's lift the blinds. Hey, I'm Tom. I'm 23. I'm a digital designer. I'm six foot two. And I'm here to date Anne-Lise. She's pointing. Oh, you're pointing.

Do you know him? Do you know him? I think. Do you guys know each other? Tom, do you know Anne-Lise? He can't hear us. I don't think we know each other, but I recognise him. Okay, drop the blinds.

Drop the blinds. That's it. That's all you get. There's something there. There's something there between you two already. There's some kind of prior connection, right? Yeah. There's something triggering in your memory bank.

I don't think I've ever met him, but I think... Did you do a passion dash with Tom? No, I did not do that. Did you used to hook up with one of your friends? No. Are you sure? I don't know. Well, she doesn't know.

I don't know. Well, you're going to find out on your speed date tonight where you date all three boys. You can talk all about it, see what the connection is. We're going to leave you now to go pop your party dress on. Did you bring your ruby dress in? It's not a dress. Oh!

It's a jumpsuit. We will be filming all of the speed dates this evening and then we'll be putting it out on Facebook tomorrow so you can see everything that goes on. Remember, as you date these boys, this will be your only chance

to hang out with them before you eliminate one of them on Friday. Because there will be the big dumping on Friday. Can you not call it the big dumping? The big dump. What's a big dump? The big dump.

Jeez, who am I working with? Dump-a-loser. Good luck, Annalise. This is the bisexual of Bree and Clint ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Hey, you know how we were talking about Jacinda Ardern and how much everyone was loving her over in the US? Yep.

Was it in the US? Yeah. At the UN meetings and all that stuff? Yeah was loving her over in the US. Yep. Was it in the US? Yeah. At the UN meetings and all that stuff? Yeah, at the UN in the US. Yeah. Well, there's just more and more people that are coming out and saying how much they love Jacinda Ardern. Closet Cindy fans.

Yeah, Russell Crowe. Oh. Yeah, I'm open mic. Hey, come on. Give Russell a break. The great Australian, Russell Crowe. No. He's New Zealand born.

No, you guys can have him. Australia's second greatest actor, Russell Crowe. Who's the first? Ray Ma, Elf from Home and Away. Oh, of course. Anyway, Russell Crowe aside, he's tweeted about how much he loves Jacinda Ardern and he said, look, just accept it.

She's awesome. Is it time to make Australia and New Zealand into one country with Jacinda Ardern and he said, look, just accept it. She's awesome. Is it time to make Australia and New Zealand into one country with Jacinda Ardern as PM? Oh. Not trying to be controversial, just practical. Oh, big call, Russ. Oh, connecting the two countries. Big call, Russ.

It's interesting on our show because obviously I'm an Aussie, you're a Kiwi. Yeah. And, mate, Jacinda Ardern, I will say it openly, better than any Prime Minister we've ever had. Ever. Including all of the changes.

I mean, we can't make up our damn minds. Here's the thing. You guys out of this relationship, if we merge, you get a great Prime Minister. We get her. We get an infinitely shitter rugby team. Like, we were talking about this

before the show and Brie goes, you know what, I think there's a lot for you guys to gain in this merger. I'm like, what? Iron ore?

We don't want that. Yeah, you don't want the wallabies. We get poisonous snakes. We get spiders. That's true. We get needles in our strawberries.

Like, seriously. Apart from sunny beaches. You get, um, you get, um, you get Sia. You get, hey, you get out. We've already got Lorde. We've already got Lorde. Yeah, true. She trumps Sia.

I'll take Lorde any day. You know what you do get? You get our rugby league team. Oh, no one cares about rugby league here. They do, but like. Our rugby league team. Oh, no one cares about rugby league here. They do, but like... Our rugby league team's all right. Yeah. We go all right.

Literally, you invented the game and you're pretty good at it. So we should be bloody good at it. Bree and Clint on ZM. This stat I'm about to give you is quite alarming. A country that's got a population of 127 million people and almost half of those people under 40 are still virgins. What? Yeah.

Half the under 40-year-old population still has their V-plates. Mm-hmm. What country is it? Japan. Japan. So apparently the stats coming out of Japan is that no one's doing it anymore. No one's got time. They don't want to be intimate.

They're not even dating anymore, Clint. Why? Because, well, there was an investigation done by SBS and apparently millions of people under 30 aren't even dating, let alone getting intimate with someone. Again, why? There's a few reasons.

Yeah. So in Japan, obviously they're the leader in all different types of technology. 100%. And robots. Oh, don't. One of those things that they create in Japan. Yeah. And you do the math.

I knew this was going to happen. I knew the minute human beings started harnessing artificial intelligence, they were going to use it for sex. I knew it. We can't be trusted. There's sex robots in Japan that they reckon people that are just too busy. So there's a lot of people in Japan where they say their job is just too taxing that they just opt for a sex robot. Okay, this is real facts?

You're not making this up? No, this is real. This is actual growing trend population facts. Real talk, real question for you. Yep. Are you still a virgin if you do it with a robot? Yes. A robot is not a real person.

Wow, you tried telling the robot that. I will tell a robot that. Some of them. Wow, you tried telling the robot that. I will tell a robot that. Some of them are getting very smart. They don't have feelings. Have you talked to Alexa before? Yes, I have. We're not talking about those type of robots.

Imagine Alexa. It's like, I'm not that type of robot. Excuse me. Don't put that there. Don't put that there. Hi, Clint. I have a headache. Okay.

So apparently the population in Japan, the birth rate is dropping dramatically because more and more people are opting for not a relationship. How good are these robots? Because as someone who is not attracted to robots, like they'd have to be pretty good to deter you from the real thing. Well, if you've never had the real thing, then I guess you don't have anything to match it to. That is such a good point.

Right? That is such a good point. It's actually really scary. They're saying that Japan is projected to drop a further one-third in population by 2060. Really? That's how bad it is. Your population,

I don't know much about global statistics or how to maintain countries, but I know that your population can't go backwards because the population beneath the older generation have to be there and working. That's why we've got the baby boomer problem. That's why we've stuck them all in Tauranga and we don't know how we're going to support them

in 10 years' time. So there's no bloody houses left because there's more old people than there are young people. Yeah, it's out of whack. Right. So it's scary. There was a survey that was conducted and it said that research found 61% of unmarried men

and 49% of unmarried women between the ages of 18 and 34 were not in any type of relationship. That's over half for men and nearly half of the women. I tell you what. So if you're single yeah get to japan right now i was just about to say if you're going to japan for the rugby world cup next year you're in save your money up for a robot did you watch the block last night no didn't you you know You're not a blockholic. Mate. What?

What? I was busy. Yeah, you hate the block NZ. I don't mind it. And to be honest, I've watched most of them. It's not great. Well, last night. Survivor New Zealand loved it.

Survivor married at first. Oh, not Survivor. No, it is Survivor married at first. Survivor married at first. Thatight. Oh, not Survivor. No, it is Survivor Married at First Sight. Survivor Married at First Sight. That would be a great hybrid show, wouldn't it? New Zealand Married at First Sight. Into it. New Zealand MKR. I like it.

The Block NZ. Well, you've had the Australian one and we can't compete with that. What we have is we have Mark Richardson and we have some- A train wreck. Hey. The show's a train wreck. Hey, the winners last night of the Block NZ, in case you didn't see it, won $169,000 in a free car.

It's not bad. Yeah, no, it's good. It's not bad. But in terms of what everyone else won on the show, not great. Let me transport you to the last place team on last night's Block episode, Chloe and Em. So good news, they didn't come away with nothing. Bad news, well, let me take you to Mark Richardson

just after their auction closed. Well, girls, when the hammer came down, I heard you guys say, we did it. So you're happy enough, $11,500 you walk away with. We're so happy. We did it, you know, and we're proud of ourselves. Money couldn't buy this experience. Well, couldn't it? If I've

ever heard anyone polishing a turd, that's it right there. How long do they have to film for on that show? Well, I've done some math on it for you. Because they all have to quit their job, so they can't work at all. They have no income. This is literally their income what they win. So I've done the math on it.

They won $11,500. That's $5,750 each. The show runs for 12 weeks. Far out. That works out to $497 each a

week. That's below minimum wage. Now let's assume they work seven days a week, which they do. They are working hard on that show. I've cautiously estimated the hours that they put into that house at 14 hours a day. Because you've got to remember, these guys are working from sunup till sundown. They have a little bit of farting around

and going to the cafe truck in between. But they're doing all the back end too. They're organising everything. They're sourcing everything. They're doing the challenges, all of that stuff too. So 14 hours I think they would hear that and go, add a bit more. But let's say it's 14 hours a day on average. That means for the

last 12 weeks, Chloe and Em have been earning an hourly rate of $4.88 an hour. That's depressing. But it's the experience, Clint. You can't buy that. Part of you goes, why didn't we stay at work?

Well, you can buy it and you can pay yourself more money. Yeah, so if you're thinking about signing on for the next season, I mean, more power to you, but just set yourself... Don't do it for the money. Don't do it for the cash. Bree and Clint on ZM. I am a massive mac and cheese lover. Right.

Like, I love the stuff. Just carbs in general, I feel for you. Just carbs. Just give me all the carbs. Because your favourite foods that I know, pasta. Yep. Which mac and cheese falls into the category of. It does.

Mac and cheese and garlic bread. Yep. There's definitely a through line running. And pizza. All carbs. Beige. Your favourite food type is beige. It's not beige.

Mac and cheese is a delight on my taste buds. And I'm pretty excited to announce that they've now created an item that you wouldn't think would be mac and cheese flavoured, but it is. What is it? For Christmas time. Okay. Candy cane mac and cheese flavoured.

A company called Archie McPhee have created a yellow and white striped candy cane which will be mac and cheese flavoured. Why? Why not? Who's asking for this? Me. I would love that. I would buy that.

Literally, you can buy it from their website for $7.50 for a packet. Of how many? I don't know, like eight. Oh, that's all right. I don't mean to sound like a Christmas fundamentalist, but what's wrong with candy canes as they stand? I hate peppermint flavoured. Well, don't have a candy cane.

What if they're mac and cheese? I will. No, but literally candy canes have a flavour. They have a flavour. And you should be able to rely on the time-tested Christmas tradition of peeling that annoying plastic off and figuring out where to open it at one end and sucking it down until it gets razor sharp and you stab yourself in the tongue.

And you should know when that cane hits your tongue, it's going to taste like candy cane. If it tastes like a salty cheese stick, what's going to happen? Yeah, what could make a candy cane better? It's making it mac and cheese flavour. Right. I thought they've obviously, you know, taken a great tradition of mac and cheese and they've put it into another great tradition of candy canes. What about some other things we could make mac and cheese flavoured?

I've come up with a few. Okay. You tell me, do you have a buzzer? Do you have a ding and a buzzer where we could, if you're keen on it or if you're not keen on it? Yeah, I can signal my interest with a ding and a buzz. Okay, excellent. What about mac and cheese flavoured chips?

Oh, come on. That was meant to be a ding. Okay. That'd be good. Yeah. Better than a candy cane, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, mac and cheese chips. What about mac and cheese flavoured popcorn?

Oh. That's for everyone. I think you can get cheese popcorn. Can you? Yeah. But mac and cheese flavoured? Well, what is the taste of the mac? Really?

Bring back the mac. I don't know. All of the flavour of mac and cheese is cheese. That's true. But yeah, yeah, go carry on. What of the flavour of Mac and cheese is cheese. That's true. But yeah, go carry on. What about Mac and cheese flavoured dip? Yeah. It's good.

Again, it's a cheese dip, but yeah. And now we're going to get into territory where I don't know if you'll be on board. Sure. Mac and cheese flavoured pie. Yeah. So far you're loving it. So BP Connect does a Mac and cheese bite. Shut the hell up.

It's a deep fried piece of Mac and cheese. What, like a Mac and cheese flavoured arancini ball? Yeah, like a Mac and cheese bite. Shut the hell up. It's a deep fried piece of mac and cheese. What, like a mac and cheese flavoured arancini ball? Yeah, like a mac and cheese nugget. We should make a mac and cheese pie though. Yeah, we should do that. We should do that. Mac and cheese toothpaste? Mac and cheese flavoured water.

Yeah, I should have stopped.