ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 21st 2019

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

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Oh, Nani, when you're hot, so sweet You guys didn't even join in Do you not know that reference? No I don't know No neither Oh my god how young That episode of The Simpsons How old are you? Are you guys fetuses? Yep These are the people who didn't know who Moby was

Oh true Yeah we're young sorry They thought it was a whale I never really got into The Simpsons Get the hell out of here Are you joking? No I'm not That cartoon changed a generation

Are you listening to this? Yeah I'm not. That cartoon changed a generation. Clint, are you listening to this? Yeah, I'm in disbelief. Just hang on. What's the... You two are 26. 27. You're both 27. I'm not even that much older than you.

Spoiler alert. You're not that young. No, we're not. Yeah, you're going to be dried up soon. I wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons growing up. I actually wasn't. Really? At all?

Because it's too rude, yeah. And then when I was a teenager... Are you morbid? No, but then when I was a teenager, I hadn't watched it my whole life, so I actually wasn't. Really? At all? Because it's too rude, yeah. And then when I was a teenager. Are you morbid? No, but then when I was a teenager, I hadn't watched it my whole life, so I didn't care. Yeah. You know? I feel. Yeah, we watched it in secret.

I feel sad for you. Thanks. Yeah, I feel sad for you too. Don't tell me. Ben, what's your excuse? I didn't really watch a lot of TV as a kid at all. Oh, that's right. That makes a lot of sense, actually.

Yeah. Because you're so outdoorsy. Yeah. Thank you, mate. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant by that. Yeah. I hate people that that go Simpsons is crap

Family Guy is the best I'm like obviously You're 11 And like I'm not saying Family Guy is not good I'm not saying that Are they still making Family Guy? Yeah

Still making both of them Yeah they are Oh stop making Simpsons I tell you what This is how you tell If it's going to be The Simpsons movie Was pretty good though Yeah yeah it was alright Is that the spider pig thing? Yeah Yeah you what, this is how you tell if it's going to be a good Simpsons episode. The Simpsons movie was pretty good, though.

Yeah, yeah, it was all right. Is that the spider pig thing? Yeah. Yeah, I liked it. This is how you know if it's a good Simpsons episode or not. Yes. You can tell from the very start. If it comes on TV and it's full screen, it's a shit Simpsons episode.

If it comes on screen and it's square because it wasn't made for widescreen, you know you're in for a good Simpsons episode. That is all you need to know, in my opinion. Here's a question. Maybe we'll do this on the show tomorrow. Can someone write this down? What was the show you weren't allowed to watch as a kid? Yeah, nice.

You know what show I always wanted to watch but was never allowed? What was that? You probably wouldn't remember this show. It was called Married With Children. I love Married With Children. Al Bundy. Oh, I was so obsessed that I wanted to watch it, and I knew it was Bundy Oh I was so Like obsessed And I wanted to watch it

And I knew it was like Naughty And I was never allowed Who is now The Dad on Modern Family The grandfather on Modern Family He plays a dad

On another sitcom show Yeah yeah yeah Puzzy What's his name On Modern Family Which one The granddad Oh no I wouldn't be able to tell you

Nanny's father Yeah I wouldn't be able to tell you The bald guy Glorious husband Yeah No I wouldn't be able to tell you his Nanny's father. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to tell you. The bald guy. Gloria's husband. No, I wouldn't be able to tell you his name. No. What was the show you guys weren't allowed to watch? Playboy Channel.

Oh, you guys were rich and had Foxtel. I mean, Sky. No, we didn't. No, you know my Sky story. Yeah, you... We weren't allowed Sky. Yeah. So I got my own Sky subscription.

I had the sleep out. And I installed a Sky aerial on my own bedroom and got a paper run to pay my Sky bill every month. What a legend. Bless. Good on you. I wanted to watch Sports Cafe and the rugby. Oh, yes.

Which is, can I say, ridiculous that this country doesn't get free rugby. I agree. It needs to be on free day. That is craziness. So Ellie's not allowed to watch The Simpsons. Simpsons, what were you not allowed to watch? Ben wasn't allowed to watch TV.

The news. He wasn't allowed to watch the news. Yeah. Simpsons, what were you not allowed to watch? Ben wasn't allowed to watch TV. The News, he wasn't allowed to watch The News. Yeah, I don't know, I just never was interested in a kid until I got into like maybe high school, late high school, then I started watching TV. Now you can't stop. He's literally seen everything. He just torrents, torrents, torrents all day, every day. He loves to torrent.

Yeah, yeah. I don't think there was anything I wasn't allowed to watch. I think I was pretty good. Well, I had my own TV in my room. Yeah. Who goes to stop me, huh? You know what else was also on the cusp? Big Brother Up Late.

Oh, Big Brother Uncut. Well, there was Big Brother Uncut and then there was Big Brother Up Late. Oh, yeah. What's that? So Big Brother Uncut was on a Thursday night. Well, in Australia it was. It was filthy. And it was so filthy.

And you know the – oh, this is so dirty. So it's the stuff that didn't make the TV show? Because it was too was. It was filthy. And it was all, it was so filthy. And you know the, oh this is so dirty. So it's the stuff that didn't make the TV show? Because it was too dirty. Oh. And so there was this one time, so we had two lounge rooms kind of say and we were in the one lounge room, we could hear my dad sitting in the other lounge room and sometimes you could hear the TVs and what

the other person was listening to or watching. Anyway, this one night we could hear that he was also watching Big Brother Uncut. Big Brother Uncut. Your dad was. Well, we were watching it and we were like trying to watch it in secret. Randy dad. We weren't allowed to watch it, right?

Anyway, and we could hear he was watching something else. So we were in the clear. And every time we could hear him coming, we'd change it. But then all of a sudden we were watching it and we heard him change over and the TVs have synced up. Boom. And there was this one scene should i explain yeah definitely it was so dirty say it but you gotta remember big brother and cut you don't know you haven't seen it big brother no you don't know big brother and cut they used

to put the live streams of the cameras that were in the showers like you wouldn't get away with that anymore big brother up late yeah no. No, not blurry. Not blurry. Tits and bits. Yeah, full tits and ass and everything. Anyway, so what happens on – Anyway, so the one time that my dad is flicked over and we're both watching it at the same time, there was this one guy, I can't remember his name,

but he kind of had dreadies and was a little weedy kind of guy. Anyway, they were doing a truth or dare and the dare was you had to get a tomato, and you had to show the other housemates how you pleasured a lady. Oh, on a tomato? On a tomato. Anyway, he cuts out a piece. Oh, no.

It was so off and it was just not good anyway I remember my dad going he could obviously what are you can't

and then we heard him like stamping through the house and we were like turn off turn off turn off I tell you what

as an apple farmer lucky it wasn't a different piece of produce otherwise you might have heard your dad go that's not how you bloody do it anyway yesterday's podcast everybody produce. Otherwise you might have heard your dad go, that's not how you bloody do it.

Anyway, here's today's podcast. Everybody enjoy it with your friends and family. What was your favourite? What should they look out for? Or alone. I really like the nickname guessing game. Oh yeah, that was fun. I liked the ghosting stories were quite interesting.

Those are good too. Here's the podcast. Enjoy. I liked, oh, sorry. Go away. Hi, everybody. Bree and Clint. We're deep down a wormhole, just Bree and I,

of who has it better when it comes to haircuts, men or women. Both have it bad. Oh, I think we have it worse. I think men have got it pretty easy. Have you ever sat in a hairdressing chair, and this is no joke, for 10 hours? No, hell no. That's happened to me on the regular. Longest I've ever gone?

Yeah. I went blonde once. Oh, did you? And I was there for two and a half hours. Oh, heaven forbid. Burnt my bloody scalp too. Ouch. Oh, no, no.

You know the worst one I had? Four hours in here when you gave me a perm. Oh, that's right. Yeah, no, that wasn't the best, was it? Which also burnt my scalp. Yeah, sorry about that. Oh, well, I didn't give you the perm. I am not here to try and claim the mantle of hardest hair situation for men.

God, no. I'm not here to do it either. We figured out that, because when you go, the hairdresser's like, you were saying, oh, we need to do a treatment. You need to look after your hair. You need to cut this much off so then your hair grows faster. Bull crap. No, but also they're like, protect the stuff up here that you've already grown.

You need to put a treatment in that. Men, I've just figured this out. When we go, most of us have short hair. They're mostly cutting the old stuff off because new stuff's come through. And so what are you going to do? Treat that? No, it's going to cut it, sweep it on the floor,

and then it's gone. You guys don't really need to get a treatment. You know why I've had to, and I'm not proud of this, but when I go to a new hairdresser, I threaten them. With what? What's your threat? So they're usually like, oh, so what do you want done today? And usually I'm like, I just want a standard treatment and a trim.

Yeah. And I'll be like, I want this much off. And I say usually like two centimetres. Yeah. And I'll be like, if you chop any more than that off, I'll come to your house and I will do bad things. And like most of the time they're like looking at me like, this girl is psycho.

But I never get that problem where they cut too much. I was going to say, if you said that to me, I'd cut one centimetre. They literally do. And I'm happy. I'm happy with that. Do you take a picture in of what you want? Nah, I stopped doing that a long time ago because I never quite looked like Jessie J.

This is the problem. I once took a picture to the hairdresser of Dane Rumble. Who? New Zealand pop star Dane Rumble. And I only did it once because the next day I went to work and everyone goes, who are you trying to be, Dane Rumble? So they nailed it. So the hairdresser.

Oh, the hairdresser absolutely nailed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love people that take in. You know what's the classic one guys always take in? Zac Efron. Just because you get his haircut doesn't mean you'll get his abs. God, I'd never take a picture of Zac Efron.

You have, haven't you? I knew it. That's the Dane Rumble haircut there on the screen. Oh, he's good looking. Oh, he is a good looking rooster. He is a good looking unit. Shout out to Dane Rumble if you're listening. Looking forward to new music. Next on the show, we are going to talk about a new

type of cinema that has arrived in New Zealand. Yeah, I mean, look, we've spoken about the dog cinema that potentially, you know, was happening once a week at a cinema, but this is for everyone. Don't need a dog. All you need to do is to be able to lie down. Okay. Is it a lie down cinema?

Oh, well, now you've ruined it, haven't you? You've ruined it. No, you've ruined it. No, you've ruined it. Right. We've got to find something else to talk about. I don't want to say too much. But let me just say this.

But it's a bed cinema. You've got to lie down. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. This is exciting stuff. Have you ever sat in a movie theatre? Yep. And thought to yourself, oh, I'd love to just be laying down in bed watching this new film?

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. As if you haven't thought that. Yeah, but you can do that. You just stay at home in bed. I'm excited for what you have to say, though. But what if it's a new movie? Yeah, that's a good point.

And you can't. And what if you want that Dolby surround sound that the movie theater offers? What if you want that experience? What if you want that earth shattering experience? What if you want 3D? Well, good news guys

because there's a couple of cinemas in New Zealand who are offering a bed movie experience. The two event cinemas that are doing it, there's one in Westgate and one in Tauranga and they feature beds at the front of the cinema.

At the front of the cinema. I think that's a safety precaution, yeah? Yes, I think so too. I think they are going people want this, some people want this but they need supervision, those people. Well, yeah, exactly.

You don't want them sitting, you know, people go up the back for a reason. But do you ever, you know, get a... David, no. Take a date to the movies? Yeah, I've taken a date to the movies. Sit up the back? Never. And I know there's...

Were you too scared? I know this is heading home in the car after school time, so we'll keep what we say but nothing public. Like nothing. Always too scared. No places, no movies, no bathrooms, no nothing. Call me vanilla or call me safe. You know what?

Safety is sexy and if that makes me sexy then baby I'll do it wearing a high-vis. Sorry I nearly fell asleep. What were you talking about? Safety? Yeah neither., neither. Yeah, neither. I agree with all the things you said. This bed cinema.

Yes. So you can go in there as a couple, I'd assume. Can you go in there solo? Of course you can. Can you go in there as a trio? Of course you can. Can you? What's the maximum?

Wait, are we still talking about the same thing? Yeah, we're talking about the movie. Watching the movie. No, I don't think you can have a threesome at the movies. Does it say the size of the bid that they're offering? Standard double, Queen, California King. So I've got some prices. Standard rates of a single day bid start at $25

and a double will cost you $50, so double literally. And then their IMAX theatres, so that's the one with the big, huge screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll cost you $56. Oh, that's not much more. Do you get sheets in a duvet? Or is it literally like just a mattress to lie on? There's a picture of it.

I think it's more, it's kind of like movie bed style, I think. Yeah, day bed style, I guess. Yeah, day bed style. Because that would be a bum job. There's also like an bed style, I think. Day bed style, I guess. Yeah, day bed style. Because that would be a bum job. There's also like an armrest in the middle of the bed. But you can remove that. I was going to say, that's another safety precaution. But if it can go.

I always think of people who have to clean the cinemas as having a tough job. Because people give zero Fs when it comes to... I know, it's so rude. They sling popcorn everywhere. I always take my rubbish out. Imagine that, you have to do that and then you have to also change the sheets. Oh, there's a picture of them.

Yeah, that's them there. Oh, yeah. Oh, that looks quite nice. Yeah. So it's kind of like a couch but a chase, right? Yeah. It's just taken gold class to the next level, right? You know, in Melbourne,

they actually had a cinema that was all beanbags? Yeah. And great idea in theory, but I went there once and I found all kinds of things in all beanbags. Yeah. And great idea in theory, but I went there once and I found all kinds of things in that beanbag. We had them in New Zealand too. They get very dirty. Yeah. I found gum in that beanbag.

There's so many folds in a beanbag that stuff can get lost. You'll probably find a couple of phones. Anyway, if you're interested in a bed cinema, you can find them in what? Westgate, Auckland? And Todonga. There you go. Congratulations, New Zealand. We? Westgate, Auckland. And Tauranga. There you go. Congratulations, New Zealand.

We've taken the next step. Next on the show, an exciting new facial that you might want to try. Woo! Woo! ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

A little bit of facial news, which is not something we often have on this show, is it? Do you treat yourself to the odd facial hair in there, Brie? It sounded like you said

facial hair. The odd facial hair? Um, no,? It sounded like you said facial hair. The odd facial hair? No, I don't. I'm at that age where I definitely should start. You know what I have had done before, which I will recommend? Microdermabrasion. Oh! On your face.

It feels like they take off all the gunk and skin from the last, like, six months. As a modern man keen to break down stereotypes and barriers, fellas, can I tell you, if you do one thing for yourself, go and get a microdermabrasion. It's so good, honestly. If you need me to man it up for you. Actually, I need to go get it done, but I don't know where to go. Oh, this story might help you.

Fellas, if you need a microdermabrasion to sound more manly, imagine it's like they've got a belt sander and it's got a suction pump on it so it takes all the dust away. You know the collection bag on the back of a belt sander? They run that over your face. And what you're left with? Fresh timber. Okay? Now

that'll get fellas going. That's how they should advertise them. Anyway, there's a new type of facial that you might be interested in. It's called, and you can get this, there's a place in Auckland that can do it. At the moment there's very few places in New Zealand that can do this but it's called the Defy Gravity Facial. Okay. Now this is popular with

Meghan Markle, her royal hyenas. Her royal hyena. It involves buckle massage. I think I'm saying that correct. B-U-C-C-A-L. Buckle massage. What they I'm saying that correct. B-U-C-C-A-L. Buccal massage. What they do is the facial involves massaging all the muscles inside your face and they massage on the inside of your mouth as well.

So the masseuse will get her fingers inside your mouth and they massage it. No. This facial, this is a real thing. No, no. This facial has been described as a boot camp for your face. What a load of crap. I'm sorry. What it does is it retones the muscles

and it relaxes them where they need to be relaxed and it's meant to push everything back up into place where it's meant to be. Who is buying that? I can get on board the vampire facial. I get how people go, oh, yeah, I see how that works. Vampire facial is where they inject. You put some young blood into the old person and then it rejuvenates the face.

I get that. I get Dermapen where they prick your face heaps of little times so that it thinks that it's in trauma and it rejuvenates itself. I get that. Even the bird poo facial. I'm sure there's some probably like vitamins or something in the bird poo that's good

you just touch my face fingers in the mouth is a step too far for you is that what you're saying? depends what time of day it is well if the defy gravity facial the bakal massage is a bit of you

maybe give it a home job maybe because now you do massage on your partner maybe do a bit on your partner and just do each other tonight. What do you call it? Le Bucal facial.

I would not pay a cent for that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Hello there, Dean. Dean, talk to us. Brooklyn Beckham's got a new girlfriend.

Are we putting on English accents? Because it's a Brooklyn Beckham. Is it a Beckham? Are they English? They are. They are. Here's the deal. I'm going to...

I'm terrible at this. I was going to make an executive... I thought yours was quite good. I was going to make an executive call to drop the British accents. Dean sounded like the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins. I had the worst spray over the weekend. I look like I've been sweeping chimneys as well, to be honest. Dean, talk to us about Brooklyn Beckham.

Who's he dating? Yeah, he's dating a girl named Phoebe Torrance, and she looks exactly like his mum, Victoria Beckham. In fact, she looks so much like his mum that she used to get modelling gigs as, like, Victoria Beckham look-alike modelling gigs. It's quite unusual. But, so obviously his friends are giving him a hard time. Everyone's giving him a hard time about it.

But, you know, I mean, whatever. Like, his mum's hot. But it's a bit weird at the same time. She said Phoebe Torrance. I'm just looking her up now on Instagram. Oh, yeah, there is a bit of a resemblance there. Look at that. Yeah.

Can you see it? Yeah, kind of, yeah. Yeah. You know, they say boys marry their mother and girls marry their father. I mean, in heteronormative, whatever you say, relationships. But that's what you look for. You look for the attributes of the person that you love

and feel most secure around. Which is why we're doing the phone. 0800-DIALS-NM. Do you think you have a hot mum? Do you find her attractive? Call now. 0800-DIALS-NM. And we'll take those calls next.

0800-DIALS-NM. Is your dad hotter than your boyfriend? Yeah. Why not? Let's ask that question. Have you ever dated your ma- Oh. Probably should have asked that one.

Probably a little bit too far. Too far. Don't call for any of those topics, by the way. That was totally a joke. Or do. But if you want to go and see this person that Dean McCarthy is telling us about, Phoebe Torrance. P-H-O-E-B-E Torrance on Instagram.

She's not super famous yet. She's got like 38,000 Instagram followers. Do you know how old she is, Dean? Oh, yeah. No, I don't. She's like in her... I think she's a couple

years older than him. She's only 25. I think she's 25 or 27. Is he that old? Brooklyn Beckham. I thought he was like early 20s. He's 20.

20. Yeah. And she's 27. Yeah. Well, he's looking for someone who's as much like his mum as possible, so And she's 27. Yeah. Well, he's looking for someone as much like his mum as possible, so he's got to go older. Well, he's got to go even older then. That is Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles with the latest,

brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. New social media alert. Sound the new social media horn. What have you currently got to maintain? I don't know if it's new. Well, it's new to me and it's new to you.

I've known about it for a while. I've known about it too, but you and me only got on board last night, didn't we? Yeah, what have we got? We've got Bebo. No. No, we've definitely got MySpace. MySpace, I do like to keep up to date on MySpace.

No, no, no. Facebook, Instagram. Twitter. Twitter. What else? Snapchat. Snapchat. Oh, yeah, I'm still running a Snapchat.

Tinder. Anyway, there's another one. There's another one. Plenty of fish. It's called TikTok. Kesha founded it. Yeah, Kesha's the CEO. She's done really well, actually.

Now, you might be sitting there going, duh, I've been on this for ages. If that's true, this is not for you, this conversation. This is for those of us who are still figuring it out. So if you're under 23, then maybe this convo's for you. Not for you. If you're over 23. No, she was right. No, I think I got it right.

I don't know. My brain hurt after that too. Keep going. Either way, we've got our TikTok expert in here, Producer Ben. Hey guys, welcome. Now, I call you the expert because you've been running the Bree and Clint TikTok

for a couple of months now. Also, not getting our permission to post images of us on there. I didn't even know we had a TikTok. No, neither. So let's start at the start. Yeah, right. Ben, Producer Ben at the start. Yeah, right. Ben, producer Ben, TikTok expert. Yeah, yeah.

What the hell is TikTok? It's very similar to what Vine was. It's just based, it's like a social media where it's just like based off sound, like little sound clips that you make and you recreate them and recycle them and repeat them. But they're videos. They're videos, yeah.

It's essentially like a trending video where someone does something creative with a little soundbite or a piece of music and then people literally copy it over and over and over again. So I was watching it last night. I was watching TikTok. Is that what you say? And obviously the big ones come up.

How does someone go viral on TikTok? Like can you share a TikTok? How does a video actually get big on TikTok? I think it's just based off luck or algorithms where people are into. It's on the For You page. There's only one page you can be on, it's just For You and that's the one you're scrolling. It's just like the main feed of Facebook

and if you can get on that main feed, people will like and comment it. Someone actually said to me that one of my videos was on their For You page the other day. Might have been the Brian Clint one. Huh? One of the ones was on their For You page the other day. Might have been the Brian Clint one. Huh? One of the ones I uploaded, yeah. Oh, there you go. But that might just be for that one person.

And maybe that was because they just started following me. Are you a TikTok expert too? Definitely not. I'm kind of like, how do I put the music part of this song? And then I was like. That's where I'm at with TikTok. How do I get the music's on there? Yeah, just add it.

Just add music Yeah okay When you're uploading it What about Clint earlier today goes Yeah but TikTok's never going to be like Instagram Because I mean there's no comments There's no likes And I'm like There's two things you can do with it

And it's like and comment yeah Oh okay You can share it Because I was looking And I can't find a comment section Yeah it's on the right side rather than the bottom I can see the confusion though Yeah yeah yeah

They've changed it slightly. Okay. And just finally, in summary, producer being TikTok expert, do we need to be on there? Is it the next big thing? Does everybody need to get themselves a TikTok now before they get left behind?

Vine was pretty big for a while. I think this will blow up probably by the end of the year maybe and then it'll be sitting around for maybe another year. You sound so dumb to a lot of people right now. A lot of people are like, this has been big for ages. And I know. Obviously, I know. Yeah, I just don't want to be like what I was

when Instagram brought out Instagram stories. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, this is dumb. No one needs Instagram stories. We've already got Snapchat. And now look at it. Someone on the text machine goes, hi, my name is, I think, believed Kyria,

and I'm a TikTok expert. I'm seven. Yeah, that's fair enough, actually. We should have got Kyria in here. There's a lot of young people on there, isn't there? Yeah, like us. Anyway, that's the latest on TikTok. We are young.

Don't stop making pubs. We tip on the speakers. Oh, all the talking and the business. Hey, guys, follow the Bree and Clint account on TikTok. Self-promotion. Good play, good play, good play. This is the time to do it. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Look, one of the things that obviously I think when you get a partner, you do sometimes call them pet names. Yeah, it gets real cutesy real fast. But, I mean, do we each have a specific name for a partner or are we all calling our partners, you know, generally the same kind of thing? Elaborate.

So there was a study done here in Unzud and it was age between 18 and 70, so big age range. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had to vote for their favourite term of endearment for their partners. Okay. Anyway, so they've come up with, I think there's a top five. Yeah. What do you think was in the top five?

Are we talking things like deer, honey, those sort of things? The little pet names. In the top five, I would say babe. Is babe in the top five? Where. Is Babe in the top five? Where do you think in the top five? Smack bang in the middle. I'll say it's number three. Babe is the third.

No, I reckon Babe might be number one. Babe would be number one. Babe was number one. 21% of people voted Babe or Baby, which I don't like that one. I'll do a babe. In fact, I incorporate babe into my vernacular at home. Babies a bit. I call all my partners babe. Okay.

Yeah, that's good. It just comes out naturally. Yeah. So that was 21%. Where was daddy? Daddy was high on the list. No. Daddy.

Next was honey. Honey you second? Oh, high on the list. No. Daddy. Next was Honey. Honey was second. Oh, yeah. 20% of people. My dad uses Honey, yeah. And Darling came in next. Yeah. Darling to me suggests that you might have done something wrong

and you're trying to suck up a bit. Come here, Darling. Darling, Darling, can I talk to you? And then rounding out the top five nicknames for partners here in NZ was sweetheart. Yeah. And love. Love?

Hello there, love. Oh, g'day, love. Yeah. You know what? My dad calls my mum and I never thought it was weird until I got older. Sugar tits. No.

No. Sugar sacks, actually. Apple bottom because they're apple farmers. No, he. Sugar sacks, actually. Apple bottom because they're apple farmers. No, he calls her mate. Oh, if I called my wife mate, she would snap at me and she'd go, I am not your mate. But it's like a nice thing between them, which I think is actually quite cute because then it shows that they're like really good friends.

Would you like a partner to refer to you as mate? Depends how they said it. Yeah. Like my dad says it and you can tell it's in a romantic way. Use the tone. So you're big Steve and I'm mum and I. Oh, God. And you just come in from a hot day on the orchard

and I'm in the kitchen wearing a pair of cut-off Daisy Jukes and like one of those checkered shirts, but I've tied it in the middle. My mum does not wear that. It's real hot. And I've just made a fresh jug of lemonade and you've just come in. You've got a very warped idea of what country Queensland is. You've come in from the orchard and hit me with a mate.

Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, it's quite nice. Yeah. It's a real kind of nice, like, good to see you. I think a button just popped on my shirt. Hit me in the eye. It's interesting because there's obviously different areas where they say certain nicknames

are more popular, which I'll give it to you real quick. So Babe, super popular in Auckland, Bay of Plenty, Wellington, Canterbury. Isn't that amazing that it's regional? I know. Honey, super popular in the Waikato, Nelson, Tasman, the West Coast and Otago.

And Darling, super popular in Gisborne, Hawke's Bay, the Naki. And Love, popular in Northland and Southland. God, there is absolutely no pattern to that whatsoever. I don't know. Love at the tips. Darling on the coasts. Darling, would you say Hawke's Bay, does some people go move there to retire? That's what I'm thinking.

Oh, you think it's aged. In that case, I would have thought Darling for Tauranga in the Bay of Plenty. God's waiting room, you know? True. We've got a game to play with you and it's based around your couple nicknames. Yes. So if you have a really unusual couple nickname, so not one of these like babe or honey, the generic ones.

If you've got a weird one, we want you to call through on 0800DIALZM and we're going to guess how your partner or you came to get that nickname. We'll try and work out the origin story of your cute couple name. That's correct. We're looking for honeybears, juju face, all those sort of things, yeah? Pluff, pluff. Oh, $800 at M.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A study out today says the most popular nickname for a partner is Babe here in New Zealand. Babe. Babe. Hi, Babe. Sort of calling each other around the house. Sup, Babe. Sup, Babe. Hi, babe. We're calling each other around the house. Sup, babe? Sup, babe?

Hey, babe. Babe! Damn it! Put down the toilet seat! Babe, did you not take out the rubbish? Or, babe, who's Lisa? So we've got a game we're going to play with you. You tell us your unusual couple name.

Yes. And then you and I will try and see if we can guess where it came from, yeah? Yeah, so how did you get that couple name? Let's talk to Richard first. Hi, Richard. Hi, Richard. How you guys, how's it going? Good, thank you. Is the name, the nickname for you or for your partner? For my partner.

Okay, what do you call your partner? Chicken legs. Chicken legs. Alright. Okay. Bri and I are going to go into the thinking room. She can either love chicken legs. Or Richard's got some skinny legs. Or more likely, no, she would have chicken legs. Oh, right, because he calls it to her. I reckon she's got skinny calves.

True. If Richard had thin legs, I'd be calling him Slim Dick. All right, Richard, what are your thoughts? I reckon your partner has skinny calves. Is that where it comes from, Richard? No, that's not where it comes from. She loves chicken legs, doesn't she? She's like KFC.

She's got really nice breasts and thighs. Richard. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Hi, Marie. Hello. Marie, tell us, is this your nickname or your partner's? It's one I call my husband. Okay, what do you call your husband?

Diddy Moe. Diddy Moe? Like the invasive algae that travels around on people's boats. Yeah. Is that an algae? It's a waterborne algae. Oh, it's really devastating some of our waterways around the country. Okay, we're going to...

Welcome back to Newstalk ZB. Just to check, Marie, you're calling him that, yeah? Yes, yes, I call him that. Do you reckon it has a relation with the algae? I reckon he's a slimy dude. No, what if he's just attached

to Marie all the time? Like he's real needy. Or whenever he goes for a swim, you've got to hose him off and scrub him. Or he's got a weird looking moustache. What are we going to go with? I'm just going to go,

I'm going to go out on a limb here. I'm going to go rogue, sorry. Marie, is he a snotty guy? Has he always got a snotty nose? No, it's not because of that. I reckon weird looking moustache, Marie. No. What is it? What was that, sorry? What is it?

Diddy Mo. Because he just, he laughed hysterically for probably 20 minutes straight at just the word. Oh, okay. What a random... Your stump does there. But no, why is something... And it stuck with him.

You've only got to use it once, and if it rolls off the tongue well, it can stick for life. No, they're the ones we want. That's a random story. Hi, Liam. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Now, this is a nickname that you have for your partner or vice versa?

Vice versa. Okay. Her nickname for you is what? Channing Tatum. Right. All right. Okay. Okay.

I think that Liam has got drunk and given a striptease. No, I reckon. I think he has a penchant for taking his clothes off. I reckon he's really good at like a Channing Tatum-esque dance. Okay, you go with that. If you're confident, you go with that. I reckon you're quite the dancer, Liam. That's correct.

I am a dancer. Come on! Come on! Have you got a hot rig on you as well? Yeah, I've got some abs. Are you available this weekend for a party? I am. Oh, wait there, Liam. Are you available this weekend for a party? I am. Oh, wait there, Liam.

Should we do one more? Yeah, let's do one more. This is fun. Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Is this for your partner or your nickname?

This is what he calls me. Right, okay. And what is that? We're trying to guess where they come from. What is it? He calls me Nanny. Nanny, okay. Nanny, okay. Nanny, okay.

I think this is an older woman situation. No, I don't, that, no. I reckon he's like, hello, Nanny. I think Helen, maybe she likes to net or maybe she likes to do something that maybe is for an older person, but she's young. We haven't done this yet. Can I ask a bonus question, Helen?

Yeah, go for it. Did you ever breastfeed this man? No. That is so inappropriate to ask Helen. That's her prerogative. She wants to breastfeed her boyfriend. Stop asking Helen if she's breastfeeding her boyfriend. I'm on your page.

You think she does nana-based stuff, like knitting and she doesn't go out much. She goes to bed early. Helen, is that where the nickname comes from? Are you a bit of a nanny? No, not at all. Not at all. Why does he call you nanny?

Because he's a hunter and a nanny goat is a female goat. And apparently when I whine at him to do the dishes and stuff, I sound like a nanny goat. He's called you an old goat. Thank God. Thank God you didn't say he's your grandson. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Big bloody weekend of rugby, eh? I don't want to talk about it. Oh, yeah. Commiserations to any of our Australian, French, Japanese or Irish listeners. Oh, we got pumped. And by we, I mean the Aussies. Yeah. Not the All Blacks, though.

Bloody good game. Oh, that was a ripping game. I, to be honest,. Yeah, not the All Blacks though, bloody good game. Oh, that was a ripping game. I, to be honest, fell asleep halfway through the All Blacks game. How? Well, I was tired, but I literally was at the point where I was like, well, there's no way that they can lose. Oh, that's risky business saying that. I think when I went to sleep they were like 27 points up.

Yeah, true. We had it in the bag. That's a long way back. One of the main talking points, I think it I went to sleep, they were like 27 points up. Yeah, true. We had it in the bag. That's a long way back. One of the main talking points, I think it's calmed down, has been people ripping on Spark Sport and saying, oh, you're ruining the rugby. My bloody TV can't get it. All this stuff, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, it's buffering. It's the buffering. I'd like to bring you a positive Spark Sport story. And I honestly believe here that Spark Sport may be in the process of reinventing the way our national game is broadcast. Now, for years, the only way to watch rugby has been on Sky TV. They do a great job. They produce a great program.

But it's very serious. This is the music that was used whenever the All Blacks would come on to play a test match. Sounds like a battle scene on Star Wars or something. Sounds like that show back in the day, Gladiator, and they're about to run the gauntlet. So watching Spark Sport on the weekend, very important game and very serious business. They go into the halftime show. I think I know the song.

Can I just mouth it to you to see if I was right? Everybody heard that. No, it wasn't Katy Perry. This is how the halftime show started while the All Blacks were playing on Spark Sport. Your home, your way. It is win or go home in Tokyo, as the All Blacks said about the defence. Correct me if I'm wrong, and let me cross to our in-house direction here.

Was that One Direction? I can confirm that was One Direction. Yes. What is going on? I love it. Did you guys hear that? And then they played after that in one of the ad breaks. They came back and it was like, Maybe you're a firework.

They're changing the game. Yeah. I mean, you're going to have some old rugby buff heads down country going, Bloody hell, what the bloody hell is this? Get this bloody Cody Perry crap off. But going out of the halftime show and into the second half of the most important game of rugby that the All Blacks have played in a very long time,

this is the music they use. By 22 points to nil in this World Cup quarterfinal number two. Remember, England await the winner in next week's semi. Back soon with the second half. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm going to cross to our Spice Girls expert, Brie Thomas-El. Is it the Spice Girls? A hundy pea it is.

I didn't notice that, but you know why I like that too? On more than one level, because I love the Spice Girls, it was relevant because they were talking about England. Is that why they've done it? Maybe. Do you think? Or is it because the boys are on the run? Is that what it was? Could be it too.

I still don't get the One Direction one. What was the name of the One Direction song that they used, Ali? Yeah, it was called Kiss You. So that's a bit inappropriate. Well, like I said, they're reinventing rugby, so who knows, right? ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Viral trend alert. We talked about TikTok earlier.

We've got another one we need to cover up. You tell us about this. This is the Kylie Jenner one. I was wondering why I was seeing all these friends of mine talking about Kylie Jenner so much over the weekend. And I think it was even before that. But there's this viral video of her when she walks into her little baby girl's room, Stormi,

and she starts singing a song. We have one last room to visit and that is Stormi's playroom. Rise and shine. Oh, my goodness, you and Mark were sleeping. You were sleeping good. Why is it so funny? I don't know why it's so funny, but it is, right? Hey, she has better pitch than me.

Rise and shine. It's pretty good. And now it's been turned into memes where there's, like, one that they put it on the voice and it's like she was singing on the voice and all these judges are like, yes! Yes. We have one last room to visit. Sorry.

Rise and shine. Yes, I want her! It's also being remixed because that's what we do, right? Whether we respect somebody or we want to make fun of them. Like Greta Thunberg, she got remixed. People love a remix.

Kylie is being remixed. Rise and shine. Rise and shine. Okay, we asset here on the Bree and Clint show That we call on in times like this His name is DJ Producer Ben And we welcome him to the show now. Hey, mate. How do you feel about doing a special Brie and Clint Rise and Shine remix?

Yeah, no, pretty glad you asked, and I'm happy to do it. Fantastic. Fantastic. I like how it didn't take much convincing after all the praise you copped for your Greta Thunberg remixes. Yeah, there's a lot of calls about that. You're pretty happy with those? Yeah, it was pretty good.

A lot of calls about it. We got a Chingy Greta Thunberg remix. That was very good. So if we give you 24 hours, can you give us our own Rise and Shine remix? Yeah, I'll give you something. Any ideas? Text them through now. Oh, you want like song ideas

to remix too? Yeah, that'd be good. I gave you one idea and I said you should do a remix with Kylie, Rise and Shine and Avicii's Wake Me Up. Oh yeah. Because it makes sense. Rise and Shine.

Rise and Shine. Yeah, that's good. Not a bad option. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Anything else bubbling away? Any other ideas that you're sitting on? I thought maybe like a Rise Up 660, that a bad option. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Anything else bubbling away? Any other ideas that you're sitting on? I thought maybe like a Rise Up 660. That could be fun. Oh, yeah.

Like just playing off the words. I mean, it's an NZ classic. Rise and shine. Rise and shine. Maybe. Good. Yeah, yeah. This is me live remixing, by the way.

It's still pretty good. Yeah, it's good. This obviously will go through producer Ben's special machine, and we'll get some more effects on that. Yeah, yeah. This is me live remixing, by the way. It's still pretty good. Yeah, it's good. This obviously will go through Producer Ben's special machine and we'll get some more effects on that. Yeah, right. I mean, the other one would be... Do we need it?

I think I just nailed it. Yeah, no, you nailed it. I'll do better tomorrow. Any other ideas? Any other ideas? The other one was like Rise by Jonas Blue. Oh, yeah. But I don't know if...

Maybe a little too obscure. Let's see. Rise and shine. Let's go. That's alright. That's alright. Well, yeah, your version was alright. Well, Clint hates that song. I know for a fact you don't like it. Well, it's not what we've gone through.

We've gone through Avicii, one of the greats. Yeah. 660. I'm just spitballing here, mate. Absolute legend. You should do. Who's your favourite member Of Jonah's Blue Jonah

Is this No it's not Anyway we'll get our We'll get our remix tomorrow Yeah I'm excited On the pub Brie and Clint The podcast

ZM Let's play Trash or Treasure Trash Oh Treasure Very simple game Where we give you an item And then you just have to tell us whether it's worth under 5K, trash, or over 5K, treasure.

Anton, if you can get two out of three correct, you'll win some free mobile fuel. Sweet. And if you can't, Gemma will get your prize for doing absolutely nothing. She's ready to swoop. Here we go. Anton, here comes item number one Led Zeppelin 1 signed by the full bank

Jimmy Page signed the front And on the rear, John Barnum Robert Plant, John Paul Jones There's probably 24 authentic signed Led Zeppelin albums in existence Whoa You ever heard of Led Zeppelin, Anton? Yeah, yeah, my dad likes them It's a signed record Led Zeppelin, Anton? Yeah, yeah, my dad likes them.

It's a signed record. Led Zeppelin won the first album. And by the sounds of it, he just said he believes there's only 24 of those in existence. What are we doing? Is this trash or is this treasure, Anton? I'd say that's treasure for my dad's sake. Treasure locking it in over 5K. I put this value right at about $10,000 to $12,000.

Boom. Kachingo. I thought it was worth more than that. $12,000. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. It's signed as well. It might not be a super rare pressing of the record or something. Look at me pretending I know about records.

Okay, here comes item number two. Got a couple of guitars for you. DC Comics, John Bolin, Batman and Joker guitars. Set. John Bolin, I mean, he basically became the guy, if you wanted a badass custom guitar, that you went to. Okay, a custom Batman and Joker guitar. Two guitars.

Two guitars. Remember, you're getting two guitars here. One's a Batman and one's a Joker. One's purple, like bright purple, and one's black with a yellow Batman logo. Oh, I see. That's treasure. Treasure.

Okay, over 5K for the custom guitars. They'd probably retail for about $7,500 for the pair. Oh, he's got it. Nice work, Anton. Beautiful. That's it. Two out of three so far. We don't need to go any further.

Congratulations. You win the mobile fuel. Awesome. Cheers, it. Two out of three so far. We don't need to go any further. Congratulations. You win the mobile fuel. Awesome. Cheers, guys. No problems. I actually watched on TVNZ On Demand the new Bat Woman. Have you seen it yet? No.

With Ruby Rose? Ruby Rose. Any good? It's made for TV comic book show, right? Yeah. I mean, I'd give it a watch. Yeah. Is she a convincing Bat Woman? I haven't watched enough yet,

I don't think. Does Batwoman now have an Australian accent? Yeah. Struth, the Bat-signal. Holy crap, I've just packed my dacks. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, a common phrase or term that all of us millennials use is the phrase, ghosted him. Or you've ghosted, you ghosted me, stop ghosting me. I mean, it's all the same.

It's been very colloquialised. Now, you can use it for someone who just doesn't text you back these days. Yeah. Someone who leaves you on scene, like even after one text conversation, they go, oh, but he ghosted me. I've looked up Urban Dictionary and what they defined ghosted as and it says here to avoid someone until they get the picture and stop contacting you.

Okay, so you just disappear. Yeah, pretty much. Like a ghost does. I read a story online about this girl who was ghosted by her boyfriend of two and a half years. Oh, rough. Two and a half years and you ghost somebody? Because, I mean, when you think of the phrase or the term ghosted,

you don't think of a two and a half year relationship ghosting, do you? No, you think of someone who thinks it's not for them and then just says, After a couple of weeks. I'll just. So apparently this girl was dating this guy for about two and a half years. He had a key to her apartment. He had stuff that he would keep at her place. I mean, they were talking about moving in together.

And one day she comes home and all of his stuff that he would keep at her place is gone. The key to the apartment that she had given him is on the kitchen table. So she was obviously like freaking out, being like, what the hell is going on? Yeah. Tried to message him, tried to call him. Every time she tried to call him, it would say his phone has been disconnected.

Oh my God. So he has blocked her. Yeah. So there's been no message, no chat like prior to this about them breaking up. Nothing. Are we sure he wasn't kidnapped? So.

Because that's a real S-H-I-T bag thing to do to somebody. Well, exactly. And she obviously went and checked social media because that's what you'd do. Yeah. Surely you'd go and check to make sure that they're alive. See if he's done a selfie with someone else in the last 24 hours. Yeah.

Anyway, he had blocked her on every single social media platform. So it's fully premeditated. So obviously he's like, yeah, thought about everything. So after a couple of days, she's finally got his sister on the phone because she wants an explanation, like what's going on. Yeah. So she's called and called and called his sister. She finally picks up and says, look, the relationship is over.

You need to stop dwelling on this. It's done. I thought girls would have each other's backs at least and be like, look, I'm sorry. He's going through something. Which... Oh, that's brutal. Crazy, isn't it?

Which, I mean, we don't know the full story. We don't know exactly what was said. You don't... The issue with ghosting is you get zero closure. You don't get... It's just cowardly. It is cowardly, but you as a person, people get broken up with all the time.

Man up, woman up. But you don't get the opportunity to say to that person, what happened? Like what is the thing that I did or the thing that you did? You can grow and you can learn. Yeah. Because a lot of people listening right now might be like, oh, that doesn't happen.

This nearly exact story happened to a really good friend of mine and this is when we were, this was probably about five or six years ago and she was dating this guy for a year and a half. I reckon it would have been over 18 months. Yeah. And one day she came over, she was fully in tears, she was distraught and I was like, what's wrong? What's going on?

And she's like, I haven't been able to get in touch with my boyfriend who we'd all met. Like he'd met all of us friends. Like he was fully embedded in her life. Yeah. And she was like, I haven't been able to get in touch with him for two weeks. Yeah, he gone. Just no message, no phone call.

Yeah. And she knew he was alive because he was still posting on social media. Oh. Yeah, you definitely want to check they're not dead first. Yeah, I mean, don't overreact until you check that. I wonder if the cops end up with a lot of ghosting stories. Like people whose partner just disappears and so they go to the cops and they go,

this guy is a missing person. And then do the cops have to awkwardly have to go around and knock on the door? Imagine Sheriff Randy down at the police station goes, oh, honey, you've been ghosted. Sheriff Randy is the best police persona you could come up with. I spent a bit of time in Florida, okay? Love it.

Sheriff Randy here. Sheriff Randy. Hey, if there is a Sheriff Randy listening, can you call through on 0800 dials it in? He can't. He's out paroling the prairie. Patrolling. Let's do our ghosting stories, yeah?

Yeah. I want to know from people, have you been ghosted? I mean, this story is extreme. Yeah. Two and a half years they were dating, but if you've got a story like that. Maybe there is a two and a half year. Maybe there's a marriage ghosting story out there. Yeah, we'd love to hear it.

No contact. The person just disappears on you. Drops off the face of the planet. What happened to you? We want to get your ghosting story out there. Yeah, we'd love to hear it. No contact. The person just disappears on you. Drops off the face of the planet. What happened to you? We want to get your ghosting stories now. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're asking for your ghosting stories and not ghost stories.

When have you been ghosted by someone? Someone's just up and left you with absolutely no expectation, no explanation. We were talking about relationships. Interesting that some text messages have come through on friend ghosting. I mean, that's a thing too. Like your mates have been with someone for ages and then all of a sudden they just don't talk to you anymore

and you never find out why. This one's a savage one. Someone texted through and said, my best friend of 12 years ghosted me 10 years ago, still have never found out why. That would hurt just as much. Oh, it would hurt just as much. We have a ghoster on the phone who we're going to talk to soon,

someone who is ready to admit that they ghosted someone. But before then, let's get some ghosting stories from Jen. Hey, Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi. Hi, guys. Hi. What happened?

Love of my life. I was 18. Love of my life. I've been going out with him for happened? Yeah. The love of my life. I was 18. Love of my life. Been going out with him for 18 months. Very entrenched in my life. I knew, you know, his parents, he stayed with us all the time, blah, blah, blah, because he was in the army. Okay.

And then after 18 months, we didn't get engaged when I was 18 and blah, blah, blah, and all the rest of it. You were engaged? You were engaged? No, no. We were going to get engaged. Okay. As soon as I turned 18.

And then after one and a half years of going out with him, he just disappeared. Like, as in, just, like, I would call, he would call me, write letters. Nah, just stopped. Nothing? Nothing. Was there a fight that happened or something?

No, nothing. You mentioned he was in the army. You sure he's not dead? No, no, no. No, two months went by and I get a Dear John letter. No way. Yes, a Dear John letter. I mean, you're 18 and things change, but what reason did he give?

He gave me, he was two years older than me, so he would have been 20. He said that he was getting out of the army, that I was too good for him, that I deserved someone so much better. Oh, yeah, the little violin. Classic move, classic move. Oh, whatever. Yeah. Okay, all right. Thank you, Jen.

Whoa. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey. How are you? What's the story? Good, thank you. Did you get ghosted or have you done the ghosting?

No, I got ghosted. So I was dating this dude for like, I'm gay. I was dating this dude for like. His name wasn't Big Gay Gorgeous Al, was it? No, no, it wasn't. I should set you guys up if you're single now. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, cool.

Yeah, so I was dating this dude. It was probably a bit shorter of a time period. It was like four months. Okay, cool. Yeah, so I was dating this dude. It was probably a bit shorter of a time period. It was like four months. Okay. And we were living together like two months into it. We'd gotten a dog. Like, I'd moved my stuff in and everything. Jeez, moving quickly.

Moving quickly. Young love, you know. Four months together and you lived together with a dog. And you had a dog. God. Yeah, well, I mean, he was like, he was a farmer. So it was kind of like a farm dog. So he might have lived together with a dog. And you had a dog. God. Yeah. Well, I mean, he was like, he was a farmer. So it was kind of like. So he might have already been getting a dog.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So yeah, like four months into it, I got home one day from work and he was just gone. Like everything was gone. Like my stuff was even gone, which was like the rudest part about it. Yeah. So he even stole your stuff?

He stole my stuff. I know, jerk. So it took me like a month to get back in contact with him. But I had to go through one of his friends and his mum. And they were basically like, oh, my God, I didn't know this was happening. Here's his new, like, address. This is good. So they were like, here's his new like address like this is good so they were like here's his new address i was like very hesitant to go into it but um it wasn't too far away though it was like half an

hour and so i got to his house and like yeah knocked on the door and He's my fancied. Oh, my God, yeah. No, he had, like, all my stuff ready to go. Oh, he was ready for you? Ready for me. Like, he knew I was, like, going to come over, so I was like, hey, man. He was like, here you go. Oh, psychopath. What a weirdo.

I was like, dude. I was like, okay, put my shit in my car and, yeah. Yeah, you're better off. The way I am. You're better off without him. I'll get the producers. We'll get your number. I'll put you in touch with Al.

He's just as crazy. Yeah, yeah. And if he does ghost you, Bree knows where he lives. Yeah, true. With me. We've got to get to this quickly. We're running out of time, but we have a ghoster on the phone. His name is Sean.

Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hey, how's it going? Good. Tell us the situation. You've ghosted someone recently? Not recently. It was a bit ago now.

Okay. I've actually been married for like a couple of years now for someone else. But, however, this was a while back. And basically me and this chick were seeing each other, sort of booty calling each other, I guess you could say. And if we met up when we were out, we were together. If we didn't meet up, that was fine. And then one night at her place, she sort of broke down,

broke out the, I love you, we should run away and get married. And I sort of laid there on her pillow and sort of eyes wide open. And about two hours later, I snuck out the door with all my stuff and never went back and blocked everything I could block. Oh, Sean. Oh, my God, Sean. How long had you guys been seeing each other? Oh, six months. Sean, my God, Sean. How long had you guys been seeing each other? Six months.

Sean, do you regret it? This is why people are too scared to be honest about their emotions. Do you regret that, though, Sean? No. No, because you're happily married, right? Exactly. Do you wish you'd just said to her, hey, I don't feel the same, Sean got to go?

Yeah, I guess so. Wouldn't that have been the right thing to do? And, I mean, you have to hurt someone. I know that she chased, like, phone calls. She kept getting hold of me through my mates and everything, and everyone was like, nah, I don't know where he is. Did you ever see her again? I've seen her once since, but she didn't see me.

I just saw her, and I was like... And you ghosted again. Yeah. Nah, you should have manned up and told her, Sean. I should have. Yeah. I should have. Would you do it now?

I would. I would. If I walked into her and she'd make it now, I'd be like, hey, I'm sorry. If you ever choose to leave your wife, you'll let her know first, right, Sean? Well, that's nice, Sean, that you've... Yeah, nah, I'm not going to leave my wife. I've got a few kids. Good man.

Okay. Thanks for calling, Sean. We appreciate that. Thanks for being honest with us. Getting a different perspective. No worries. Okay. Thanks for calling, Sean. We appreciate that, getting a different perspective. No worries. Appreciate that. Interesting conversation.

I hope it doesn't happen to you. And if you're thinking about doing it, you'll make someone so much more self-reassured if you just give them a reason. Yeah, I got ghosted by this guy once. What was... His name was Casper. All Channing Tatum. Oh, come on.

Appreciate that joke a little more. You're a dad. What, you're dating Casper? That... You never appreciate my jokes. I'm over it. I'm over it. Let's take a breather, shall we?

Yeah. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's over a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's the podcast. It's over a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Birthday banger for your Monday. This is when you really need it. We'll figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Kia ora, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. Hiya. What's your birthday? It's the 13th of July, 97.

Okay, you were 16 in 2013 on the 13th of July. And Rhys, this is your birthday banger. This is a great Miley Cyrus song. It is a great song. It is a great song. This was in tune. The film clip was awesome too. Yes, it was.

This is kind of the beginning of her more weirder, more risque stage, right? Yeah. You like it, Reece? You into it? Yeah, I'm into it. It's not the best birthday dinger, but I mean, there's worse ones, so I'm happy with it. It's going to be a lot worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, 2013. Let's see what we get for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi. What's your birthday, Amy? 3rd of June, 1999. Okay, you were 16 in 2015 on the 3rd of June, and on that day, this topped the charts.

Oh, girl. One of the most emotional movie-based bangers of all time. Favourite song. Yeah, Westley for Charlie Puth. I think broke records with how long that was number one for. The moment in Fast and Furious

when obviously Paul Walker's passed away and then the cars drive off in different directions. Gut-wrenching. Heartstring stuff. You've got a good

birthday banger, Amy. I sure do. Let's see what else. Do you remember when Vin Diesel sang it on stage at one of those awards? Yeah, it didn't go that well, eh?

It was fine. It was a nice thing he was doing for his fans. It was a nice thing. Yeah. I don't remember him being that great a singer. Mate, we cannot talk. Have you heard Friday Oki? That's a very good point.

We should do a Vin Diesel cover once. Hi, Rebecca. You get the last birthday banger today. Hi, Bec. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 23rd of the 8th, 86,

but I do wish it was like the early 70s because that music was so much better. Well, yours is going to be in 2002 on the 23rd of August and back in the early 2000s, this was number one. Oh, Rebecca. That is the winner for me. Woo! What an amazing line-up of birthday bangers today.

This is hands down, gotta win it. My vote. Is it because of Vanessa Carlton or is it because of White Chicks, the movie? I have two memories of this song. Yeah. One where it was like, oh, kind of like the feels. Yeah. And then one where it kind of made it funny because it was on White Chicks. So good memories. What about you, Bec?

Do you love it? I think you really do. I think we, well that's my vote. Oh no, did we not have it? I just need a second. Oh no. It's a birthday banger disaster. No, I can make this work. I can make this work. What is this stupid computer doing?

Why are you orange? Why are you orange? I love that. Why are you orange? I love that on other shows. They try and hide it when stuff's going wrong. We're like... No, I'm not hiding it.

I'm going to make this work. Ew. Hang on. Someone doesn't want us to play this song. Someone in the computer doesn't want us to play this song. Ben's got it. Ben's got it. I want us to play this song. Ben's got it. Ben's got it. I've got it.

Excuse me. I've got it. I've fixed it. Give him the credit. I helped. He's giving you a dirty look. Rebecca, your birthday bang is on. Yeah, it's about Rebecca.

Thank you. Thanks, Bec. Sorry, that was awkward. walking fast faces passing i'm homebound making my way making my way through the crowd oh And I need you And I miss you And now I wonder If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

If I could just see you tonight There's always times like these when I think of you And I wonder if you ever think of me Is everything so wrong wrong, don't belong Living in your precious memory Cause I need you, and I miss you Now I wonder If I could fall into the sky.

Do you think time would pass me by now? Cause you know I, I, don't remember I, I, don want to look this far. I don't. Making my way downtown, walking fast. Faces pass and I'm homebound. Dying back to your head, just making my way, making my way through the crowd

And I still need you, I still miss you And now I wonder If I could fall into the sky. Do you think time would pass us by? Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you. If I could fall into the sky Do you think time won't take me by? Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

Trying to save you If I could just hold you Tonight ZM Bree and Clint. That's Vanessa Carlton, the winner of Birthday Banger today, A Thousand Miles. How many people when that song came out,

do you think asked their piano teacher just to teach them that bit? How many kids? Hell yeah. Yeah. I'd be so keen can you play that nah

I can play I can play chopsticks oh I can do yeah how good is it when every single person goes and then your friend

comes along and can you do the high bit I'll do the low bit alright this will be like a harmony actually alright so we'll get ready for this ready

and a three and a two, and a three, two, one, go. I've lost it. I was nearly finished. Do you think that song's got any words? No, I don't think so. Bree and Clint, the podcast. The world is going rugby crazy at the moment as the Rugby World Cup heads into the semifinals this weekend.

New Zealand's going to play England and Wales is going to play South Africa to figure out who goes into the final. It's big. Not everybody really understands the game of rugby, though. And I get that. On the surface, it's a weird game. And any sport is if you don't know the rules, right?

It's quite dumb rules. There's a clipping that is going viral. It's on Twitter at the moment of someone who's written into a newspaper in the UK. And they've said Guten Tag. So I'm going to assume they're German. I am in Cork. Cork I think is an island. So yeah. I'm in Cork for three months and I see

everyone is watching rugby World Cup. Can you explain the rules? And this newspaper has attempted to explain the rules of rugby. It's a little bit long but see if this makes sense to you. Here's my understanding of how it works. The fat guys all run into each other while the slightly slimmer guys

stand in a line watching them. Eventually, the fat guys get tired and have a lie down on top of each other. The ball comes out the back of the lie down and the skinnier guys kick it back and forward to each other for half an hour. Then the fat guys wake up and start running into each other again. Every now and again, the referee stops play because someone drops the ball.

That's the only thing you're not allowed to do in rugby. Everything else would appear to be okay. Sometimes one group of fat guys pushes the other group over the line and there's some manly hugging that happens. But no shifting like in soccer. I don't know what that means. After 80 minutes, they add up the scores and New Zealand wins. Yeah, look, I'm not going to lie.

I'm a rugby league girl, always have been. This is probably the first time I've really gotten into rugby union. Yeah. And I've sat down and I've really enjoyed it. But don't understand the game. I think the rules are quite dumb. It doesn't make sense. I've got a few things to point out.

What the hell is the go with the penalty rule? They call a penalty and then if they don't get an advantage for like, it's like I don't know how many minutes. It's like four or five minutes. Then they go take it all the way back and they go, oh, no, but you got a penalty back there like three minutes ago. So your question around the advantage rule? Yes.

It should be the next play. If they don't have an advantage on the next move, then, yes, it should be taken back. Not two minutes later. You have to move a certain way up the field to get an advantage. So that's how that one works. It's ridiculous. And if you turn the ball over without going that far forward,

you get it back. Give them more help. Give them more help, guys. It's ridiculous. And if you turn the ball over without going that far forward, you get it back. Give them more help. Give them more help, guys. It's ridiculous. They need a changeover. All that is crap. You know what else is stupid? I love how they all like the guy runs it up and then they all jump on top

of each other and then one team who's attacking gets involved and then the other team. It's literally like a stacks on. And then they finally, after about two minutes, they get the ball out of the bloody tackle and then they pass it a metre and then the guy runs straight back into the area where everyone is still standing on top of each other. You'll be referring to a ruck, I ensure.

Oh, God, it's frustrating. I'm like, put a wine, for God's sake. And then they'll do it again. And what is the go? No one can. God, she's really winding up here. No, I've got more things to say. Why can't anyone just bloody scrum?

The amount of times that the scrum goes down in the middle. I mean, come on. No one understands the scrum. Come on. This is what happens in a scrum. The teams push into each other and then it falls down and then the referee flips a coin and goes, that team gets the ball.

That's how I think that works. You know what? The kicking game, I just don't understand that whatsoever. It's like sometimes the two players at the back, the fullbacks just want to play with each other and so they just go backsies and foursies. I've got some good news. Australia is no longer in the Rugby World Cup.

Well, you know why? You don't have to watch anymore. Because the point system. Don't get me started. Why are all the points odds? It's weird. And who the hell gives three points for a drop goal? They didn't even do anything.

All right. All right. All right. Lots to learn. Lots to learn, I think. I feel better. I think this is halftime. I've got a sweaty moustache.

Sid M. Spree and Clint, I think. I feel better. I think this is halftime. I've got a sweaty moustache. Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Had a bit of a weird night on Saturday night. I was watching the rugby, funnily enough. I actually really enjoyed it. I'm not saying I don't enjoy it. The text machine's very 50-50. I do like it. It's really interesting after watching the Aussie game

to then watching the All Blacks play, seeing just how good the All Blacks are. It's crazy how good they are. Yeah, I mean watching, because the Wallabies I thought had a decent first 30 minutes. They've got some amazing players. Yeah, and then they kind of went to crap. Anyway, I was watching the rugby and I went to bed at about,

I think it was about 12.30 because I fell asleep on the couch after the All Blacks started smashing Ireland. And then I was in bed and my two flatmates were at home and sometimes, which I go off of them all the time, because I live in an apartment building, right? There's four apartments. I live in number two with two flatmates. Well, he's told everybody what apartment you live in. Yeah, but they don't know where. I mean number eight.

No, I live in number two and... Don't follow her home. So there's all-time tenants in number three and number four and then the owners of the flat block are Airbnb apartment number one. Okay, so there's some randoms in your building from time to time. Yes. Or pretty regularly. Pretty regularly because it's always rented on the weekends.

Yeah. Anyway, earlier in the night we could hear that there was quite a rowdy bunch of females in apartment number one. Yeah. And we were kind of like, oh, they're having a party. Obviously it's like an occasion or whatever. And then we heard them go out. I think it was like 11.30. They like kind of went out.

Anyway, I didn't think anything of it. And the apartments that I live in, the doors, the front doors look exactly the same. Yeah. They look identical. When I've been to your house before, I've forgotten which one is your place. It looks so similar. Because you've got to go up some flights of stairs. Yeah.

And I just forget which one is yours. Yeah, because the flights, yeah, it's really weird. Anyway, I've made the mistake before where I've kind of been like, why is my key not working in this lock? Wrong house. Because it was the wrong house. Anyway, I was in bed. It was probably about, yeah, about 1 o'clock in the morning

and I hear this ruckus and it's a bunch of ladies and I was like, oh, God, they're loud. They must be in the stairwell and they were in the stairwell and then all of a sudden they were getting closer and closer and next minute I could hear them opening our front door. Next minute I could hear them in our living room and I was like, surely they're not in our house. How did they get in your front door? So sometimes my flatmate, they'll take down the rubbish

and then they forget to. It's like weird. Our door's kind of like jiggly if you don't pull it really tight. Oh, you've got a dicky door. Yeah, the lock kind of like misses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I think that's what happened. And then I hear these ladies who are obviously pissed

and they're in my living room and I'm kind of like, surely they are not the ladies from apartment one. Next minute I hear them. What are these girls doing? I don't think it's Christmas. I hear them sit down and then they all start having a conversation in the lounge room, which is right outside my room. Yeah.

And I was like, they must be so drunk that they don't realise they're in the wrong apartment, which in fairness, our apartment looks nearly exactly the same. So what did you do? So I left it for about two minutes. Yeah. And I could hear them and they- You left them for two minutes?

Yeah. Well, I thought surely they'll realise and they'll get the hell out. Yeah. Do you have a security item by the bed? Like a bat or anything like that? No. No? No, I should get one.

But, I mean, bunch of pissed ladies. I can deal with that. Next minute I decided, I was like, now do I open my door? Because I literally am just off the lounge room. I was like, do I open it calmly or do I have an opportunity to scare the shit out of them? Yeah. So I was like, definitely scare them. Yeah.

Anyway, so I was like, grab my sliding door and I was like, one, two. And as I slid the door open, I was like, boom! I'm not even joking. One lady, I've never seen a woman run so fast. She literally hurdled the couch and was straight out the front door. And one of the ladies, she was like, wait for me, Janet. Was there any like, there wasn't like any. They didn't even leave their bottle of Moe.

There wasn't a puddle or anything afterwards? I think there would have been down the stairs. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. You might have heard this with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning, but the opportunity has presented itself to work for Snoop Dogg. He has star. Producer?

No, not producer. Well, you produce something. Any other jobs you think Snoop Dogg would need? He would need a butler. Butler. I don't know if he has a butler. Probably have one if you're that rich. No, it's not that.

Weed carer. Pretty much exactly that. He is looking to hire somebody to be a professional blunt roller. I like that. Now, I don't know what a blunt is. Isn't it a cigarette? Ellie, producer Ellie, know what a blunt is, but um. Isn't it a cigarette? Um, who, Ellie, producer Ellie, what's a blunt? I don't know, I don't know what you're talking

about. Well, can you urban dictionary it for us? Yeah, I'll just urban dictionary that and I'll find out. Isn't it just a ciggy made with weed? Uh, it's a, I'm just gonna get the official definition here. Yeah. It is a hollowed out cigar filled with cannabis.

A cigar full of weed. So it's the real fat one. Yeah, but I don't think Snoop smokes those all the time. Blunts? Yeah. Well, he's looking to hire

someone to roll them for him and the person who does that job I'm terrible at that. will be Have you done it? Well, I've tried to like I remember one time

my friend smokes rollies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.. I remember one time my friend smokes rollies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm assuming it's probably similar to doing that. And I could not do it to save my life. I hear there's a real art form to it. Yeah, same. You have to be the guy.

And Snoop Dogg would want the guy. He's spoken to Howard Stern about exactly what he's looking for in his professional blunt roller. This is Snoop. You have a man who rolls you blunts. Yes. Yes. Is that right?

Yeah. Is this a guy who is specifically hired by you? That's his J-O-B, his occupation. On his resume, it say, what do you do? I'm a blunt roller. How does it come about, Snoop? If you're great at something that I need, I'm hiring you. Snoop, how do you figure out a salary for this guy?

That's somewhere between $40,000 and $50,000 a year. That is a crazy amount of money. That's almost $100,000 New Zealand. Oh, to roll Snoop Dogg's blunts. Would you do it? Would you upskill? Would you retrain now? As I said, I'm not naturally gifted at the blunt rolling.

Yeah. Is there anyone here who would be good at their job? Anybody? No, I don't think so. No? No. No. Ellie smokes bongs.

So she's got no idea. She does not. I'm just kidding. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. An article everyone is talking about that was everywhere on the news websites today was an article that was done with a woman by the name of Erica Lust. Yeah.

And fitting name for Erica Lust because she is actually someone who directs adult films. Oh, yeah. Yep, so she's in that business. And look, if you do have little ears in the car, this might be a good time to maybe switch off for a couple of minutes. We'll try and be clever about it. But we will.

We're not going to, you know, we're going to talk around it. So Erica Lust, did you say? Erica Lust. Makes adult films. Yeah, so she's the direct. No, she doesn't make adult films. She directs them. Yeah, so she makes them. Oh, I get say? Erica Lust. Makes adult films. Yeah, so she's the direct no, she doesn't make adult films, she directs them. Yeah, so she makes them. Oh, I get what you're saying. You know what I'm saying?

An important distinction that needs to be made. Yes. She directs them. She directs them. Anyway, in the article they ask her about you know, what do you think are people's biggest fantasies? Oh, what sort of storylines do they want to see in fantasies? Oh, what sort of

storylines do they want to see in their films? Well, yeah, pretty much. I mean, she has her website, and this is the reason why she knows this. What's her website, just for research purposes? It's called Exconfessions, where

people can send in their fantasies. Okay. Do you want to hear what tops the list? Yeah. And this is for? Males and females? That's a good question. Because I feel like that would be drastically different.

Well, think about who watches that kind of stuff probably the most. So it's probably more males and females, but a mix of both. Yeah. Anyway, she says most of the time it's where that activity, instead of, you know, say you've got a play date and you go with one person, you might meet up with a third person. Oh, okay, I see. So you go on a three-person play date. Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying.

So that's one of the ones at the top of the list. That's one of the top ones, yeah. Yes. Yep. It's a classic. And then say there's, you know, three on the play date. Yeah. And then say you invite maybe a couple more people to come on the play date.

Oh, a couple more. So it's like a group play date. Yeah. That's on the list. Like a whole playground situation. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone's playing together. Everyone's having a turn on the merry-go-round, you know. Yep, yep, yep. So that's on the list. Like a whole playground situation. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone's playing together.

Everyone's having a turn on the merry-go-round, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's on the list. Yeah, respectfully, yeah. And then it gets a bit, I don't know how to get around this one. Say you're on a play date. Yeah. And you decide you want to play cowboys.

Yeah. And you might have, to play cowboys. Yeah. And you might have, what's something you might have if you're rounding up cattle? A gun. No, no, no, no, no. Or a whip. So you might have a whip. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. To round up the cattle.

Or you might have maybe a horse thing. Yeah, and you need something to keep the horse under control. So you might have like a bridle. So you might have reins. Yeah, you might have reins. And you might have one of those things you hit the horse with, which is terrible. And sometimes your horse says a bit too much back to you,

so you need a ball gag. Yes. It's actually called a bit. A bit, that's the word I was going to use. It's called a bridle. So you put a bridle on the horse. Very interesting. So those are the top three.

And there's one more that she mentioned. Okay, yeah. I think we've done pretty well so far. Yeah. Talking code. The last one is where, you know, how do I get around this? These are the top genre requests from an adult film director. Top fetish.

Yeah. Just get it out. Well, I wouldn't say that when we're talking about this. Oh, this is an easy one to get around. Top thing that people want. Yeah. Infidelity. Cheating.

Oh, okay. Right. Okay. That one wasn't dirty at all. Yeah, no, that's why I was like, oh, this is an easy one to get around. All right. Well, you've obviously done your research, so we appreciate that. So imagine.

Not on the work Wi-Fi, hopefully. A cowboy with multiple other friends in a shootout, and they're all cheating on their wives.