ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 22nd 2019

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

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Oh, we've got to do the intro to the intro. Hi guys, this happens every now and then. We do a podcast intro and then we have to come back and do an intro to the intro because it gets a little bit AO. Adults only, because I mean, and the reason probably where it went south in this one was where we said vulva. Nah, it was well before that. It was well before, yeah true. Oh, now we have to do an intro to this. Hi everyone, welcome to the intro to the intro to the podcast.

And this one needs to be clean because we need to warn you that the two intros we just recorded are a little bit adults only. Correct. Correct. Let's get out of here before we say something bad. Don't say anything. Yeah. Enjoy the intro to the intro and then enjoy the podcast.

Anal. Shut up. Kia ora, e te whanau And welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast Oh, it's a good time to plug our special podcast group on Facebook Which is live and running Well, this is where probably it's most relevant A safe space for all our podcast listeners to communicate with each other

And the name of the group is Why am I taking the spotlight? Brie, tell everybody what the name of the group is The name of the group is One time Clint drank Horse Seaman. No. Goodie. Goodie.

That's what we should name it. I like its name. I don't know what to do with this story because it's true. So I don't know where to go with it. No. I'm waiting for a study to come out That says Breaking news

It's good for you Yeah But I To this day I hold such a grudge Against the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival Oh yeah Because it was their fault

That you drank the sea I am ropeable Oh come on They had a stand Imagine if Clint They had a special stand I paid five dollars Imagine if Clint

Goes into fall What? What Clint? a special stand. I paid $5. Imagine if Clint goes into foal. What? What, Clint? You mean I give birth to a baby horse? Yes! He goes into foal. Okay, I've got to explain multiple things to you. I'm a male, so I can't give birth. Well, you never know. You could have some weird...

And two, you can't get pregnant in the mouth. That is true. You know that was one of the most common questions on Dolly Doctor back in the day. Oh, Dolly Doctor. Dolly Doctor. I've just had a great idea. Dolly Doctor on the show. I am going to do a Dolly Doctor on the show. And we're going to have to put it after six o'clock.

Do it on your Instagram. You could go way more ruthless with that. Do it in the Christians mode. True. Yeah. Oh, yes. Who's Dolly Doctor? I I'm gonna be the new Dolly yeah no

good question Ben fear that you don't know it was a magazine Ben where people used to write in their like sexual questions for the Dolly Doctor Dolly was like

is her name Dolly no Dolly's the name of the magazine it was like a rip thing you had to rip to open it yes the sealed section you felt so naughty

I'm so doing that on my Instagram tonight. Dolly was like, and correct me if I'm wrong, Ellie, it was like cream magazine. Yeah, but I think it was a bit more intense than that. I wasn't really allowed Dolly,

but I was allowed cream more so. So what's the hierarchy? Cream sounds way worse than Dolly. Doesn't it just? That's such a good point. That sounds like another type of magazine. What would be an example of a question? Of Dolly Doctor?

Yeah. One would have been something, they talked about the hymen a lot. Yeah. You know, they did. It's all the questions that young teenage girls are worried about. And they can't ask their parents. So they write them anonymously.

It's a very good service that they offer. Yeah. It's stuff like. Do I bleed when I break my hymen? Yeah, things like that. Can I get pregnant? Can I get pregnant? I've been learning the hymen manoeuvre to help.

It's not called the hymen manoeuvre, you stupid idiot. That's the hymelick. Oh, whatever. Well, that's what I was getting. If someone's choking and you offer to do the hymen manoeuvre. Can you imagine Ben goes on a date, she's choking, he's like, do you want me to touch your hymen? Okay, I wouldn't say that. Do you want me to manoeuvre your hy like, do you want me to touch your hymen? Okay, I wouldn't say that.

Do you want me to manoeuvre your hymen? Do you want me to do the hymen? First of all, I'm 28. Second of all, how did you know I still have it? You don't look sporty. Can you get pregnant off a towel? Yes, that's a good one. I have a weird rash around my genitals.

That's always... Don't say the G word. Sorry, I wanted to say the G word. I don't mind the genitals word. What about G spot? Is that another good G word? Yeah. What's another good G word?

Gooch. Gooch. Gooch. Yeah, there's one. Yeah. Yeah. Gruts. Gina.

That's J. Guts. No, I was going with vagina. Yes. And if you know, you know. Yeah. Yes. This is an adult podcast intro, isn't it?

Yeah, we're going to have to put another intro on the intro An intro to the intro I like it, I like it a lot I like it Any more G words, guys? I'm thinking more Dolly Doctor questions I'm going to look it up right now Hold on

They'll definitely be online Dolly Doctor, classic question. Stuff like how do you pash? Was that one of them? Yes. Yeah. Real awkward stuff. Oh, here we go.

The 17 most important Dolly Doctor questions of all time. Here we go. We're on, guys. I've got to get home. Can you do the top five? Okay, I'll do the top five. Is throat thrush a thing? That's spot on. That's a great question. Yeah, that is actually something I would like to know. Okay, I'll do the top five. Is throat thrush a thing? Whoa.

That's spot on. That's a great question. Yeah, that is actually something I would like to know. Question number two, should I do porn? That's a great question. Dolly Dogga, I hope the answer was no. And it was from a 14-year-old model. It said, I'm a 14-year-old model and I've been offered a pornographic job with a well-known magazine.

No, you're underaged. How horrible is that? Three, are my ovaries okay? Oh, that's very generic. What are the symptoms? I heard you can damage your reproductive system if you water ski without a wetsuit.

Yeah, no, that's funny. But also a great question. Is dope healthier than tobacco? I'm going to say that's a big no, that's funny. That's a good one. But also a great question. Is dope healthier than tobacco? I'm going to say that's a big no on that one. Depends how it's processed. And to round it out, number five, Dolly Doctor, most helpful questions. What's with tampons? Tampons, WTF?

Can I go to the toilet without removing it is one of the main questions. And yes, you can. You can. Thanks, Dolly. I wasn't wondering. You weren't wondering? But have you ever thought that? I don't really trouble myself with too much of the inner workings of that situation.

It's not that it grosses me out. It's just that it's an absolute maze of intricacy that I wouldn't even know where to start. Well, you've dealt with it before. I have, baby. And you've obviously felt around that area before. Oh, yeah. I am experienced. You know what I mean?

This is why you boys need to be educated. You need to know where the vulva is and where the G-spot is. The vulva, I parked it outside next to the RAV4. Oh, my God. See, and this is why no girls are getting orgasms, because they think the Volvo is a car. Orgasm? No, I sprayed some 30 seconds on it.

It should have all dissolved away. Oh, that was an organism joke I was going for. I do need to go home. Do they still sell that magazine? Dolly. You want to buy it? No, I'm just curious if it's still even a thing. They've all gone under.

Yeah, they went under. Dolly's gone. What was the... Cleo's gone. Girlfriend. Cosmo's gone. Girlfriend magazine. Girlfriend, weird girlfriend.

That was a good magazine. Yeah. It's hard because teen heartthrobs don't know what magazines to appear in anymore. There's no posters they can put on their video. There's no posters. No. All these kids just printing out pictures of the stars they love. I mean, if they didn't have Dolly, we wouldn't have Miranda Kerr.

Is that true? Yes, she was Dolly Model Search. She was in the Dolly Model Search. Oh, I didn't know that. So, you know what? And hopefully not the model who submitted that question to the Dolly Doctor. Oh, God. I hope not.

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Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. ZM! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. You know what I love doing now at three o'clock? What's that?

I love bringing to air just what we were talking about just before we turned the mics on. Oh, you want to bring the off-air chats to the audience? Yeah, I think people would like that because it's real. Go on, say what you said. We were talking about Cody Simpson and how they're doing this show in Australia called The Masked Singer where Lindsay Lohan is a judge on there and she doesn't know any of the Aussie celebrities. It's hilarious. But where they dress up in outfits and they sing and people have to guess which celebrity it is.

Yeah. Anyway, he's just been uncovered as one of the singers. What a coincidence that he just released a song as well. Oh, it's all very well timed. Do you reckon any relationships in the celebrity world are really genuine and real anymore? Yeah, I'd like to believe that Tom Hanks and his wife are real. Oh, I love Tom Hanks. Hey, if you have seen the news, there is an enormous building in the centre of Auckland

City that is currently ablaze. Well, it's not even a building. It's a work site. Well, this is true. It's not even a finished building anyway. It's the new Sky City Convention Centre and it's literally across the road from ZM. I've been out playing News Reporter. I went Instagram Live,

walked around the fire filming, interviewing people. I interviewed some people. I saw Aziz El-Safin from the AM show. I interviewed him. Really? Was he out there? He was out there. All the reporters are out there. Him, me. That's right near all the media places, isn't it? So this is the

it's literally across the road from ZM. It's next door to TVNZ. It's beside the Sky Tower. It's the middle the road from ZM. It's next door to TVNZ. It's beside the Sky Tower. It's the middle of the city. And this fire is massive as well. And it's black. The fire's black. I hope all the firefighters are safe and everyone's okay.

And the construction people. Yeah, and all the workers there too. And on a purely selfish level, I hope my car's okay, which is parked in the building that is currently on fire. That is going to be a nightmare to get our cars out of there. Do I get a new car if that's the case? I do. How much is your car insured for?

It's a great time to check. Isn't it a great time to check? I think it's too late. You ring your insurance company. You're like, hey, just wanted to up the policy on my car. And they're like, you're in Sky City, aren't you? You're like, no. I mean, oh, I could. And they're like, you're in Sky City, aren't you? You're like, no. I mean, oh, I could be.

They're like, I can see you on the news. I'm watching your Instagram live right now. Next on the show, we're going to talk TV shows from your childhood, but maybe not the ones that you've seen per se. Yeah, maybe the ones you didn't see during your childhood. And we'll do it after Sons of Zion. This is Come Home, Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.

Everybody is safe from what I can see. And if there's any major developments, we'll let you know. But there's a really good live stream of the whole thing on the NZ Herald website at the moment. Yeah, go onto Facebook. You can find that there. Yesterday, we do a podcast here at the Brian Clint Show. Producer Ben works hard on it and we record intros that sometimes

get a bit out of hand. Yeah, sometimes they're on brand, sometimes they're way off brand. Yeah. Anyway, we were doing the podcast intro last night after the show and for some reason we got onto the topic of what was the TV shows that you weren't allowed to watch as kids? Yeah. What were the ones that your mum and dad said, nah, we're not watching that? And it was always one that your friends at school were allowed to watch. So annoying, hey.

And you're like, but they're watching it. Why can't I watch it? I want to watch it. They said it's really good. What was it for you? There was a few. Yeah. When I was really young it was The Simpsons.

Mm-hmm. And then as I got a little bit older, I was so keen to watch the show Married With Children. Had Al Bundy. Yeah. And the whole crew. It's a very retro show these days. Yeah, but back when I was really little.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't that old. Very funny show. Super funny, but super... Non-PC? Yeah. Yeah, but back when I was really little, I wasn't that old. Very funny show. Super funny but super... Non-PC? Yeah. Non-PC, bit dirty. So the dad on there is the granddad on Modern Family. Yes. So he plays

another dad now on that TV show, but married with children, wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid. I just put in a phone call to my mum, because I don't remember not being allowed to watch anything. I feel like my mum was pretty liberal. Your parents pretty cool. Well, she came straight through and she goes,

no, I didn't like you watching wrestling. But the issue was dad loved watching WWE. Oh, she didn't want you to, you know. Almost cause a rift in the marriage. Get into a pack. No, so this is why we weren't allowed to watch the show Jackass. Yeah, no, that's fair enough. She was scared that we were going to do the things. No, that's good parenting. That they the show Jackass. Yeah, no, that's fair enough. She was scared that we were going to do the things that they did on Jackass.

And she's 100% right. Every kid would have tried the things that they saw on Jackass. Me and my brother did. Yeah. We got an old tractor tyre because we lived on a farm, obviously. Rolled down the hill. And we put a softball helmet on and I stuffed my brother into the tractor tyre and I rolled him down the damn wall.

Is he alright? It really hurt. Yeah, I bet it did. Yeah, he wasn't great. Producer Ben wasn't allowed to watch TV at all, so let's not cross to him. But Producer Ellie, what's the show you weren't allowed to watch as a kid? The Simpsons. Yeah, you missed out.

I wasn't allowed to watch that when I was really young, but my nan used to let us watch it. To the point that Ellie said to us she's never really watched The Simpsons. Like, I've seen the odd episode, but I won't get any references. You have been robbed. Your whole childhood has been robbed. It's not great. Yeah, I didn't realise what was being said.

What would you know, Ben? You're still learning how to read. Shut up! I went 100 dials at him this afternoon. We want to know from you, what are the TV shows that you weren't allowed to watch as a child? What was a big no? I'd love to know the reasons that parents gave you as well.

You can text us on 9696 or call now. 0800 dial ZM. Bit of nostalgia. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, this has opened up a bag of memories for people. We're talking about what was the TV shows you weren't allowed to watch as kids? Which, I mean, of course, movies come under that belt as well. We'll take movies.

We were talking about Ellie wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons. Which she's been robbed of her childhood, I believe. I believe too. I think The Simpsons is fine. Were you allowed to watch Big Brother? I was allowed to watch Big Brother. My dad absolutely hated it though. Yeah.

Hated it. But we were definitely not allowed to watch Big Brother up late. And Big Brother Uncut. And Big Brother Uncut. It was filthy Yeah yeah yeah It was so filthy We used to watch it in secret though

Let's find out from some others Hey Cam G'day How you doing Good thanks Cam What's the TV show or movie You weren't allowed to watch as a kid Uh

South Park Yeah Yeah I was allowed to watch it But my brothers weren't allowed to watch it So I would tape it And then they'd come to me and go, we know you've got the tape, tell us where the tape is. And I'd go, are you going to ruin this for me?

And they're like, yeah, we are going to ruin it for you unless you tell us where the goddamn tape is. Makes a lot of sense. I do recall one episode that involved Paris Hilton and a pineapple. I'll say no more, Cam. Yeah. My mum used to block, like put a pin on Sky TV as well. So me and my brother couldn't get into it and watch it.

Parental lock. Yeah. Did you ever figure it out? Yeah. My brother ended up figuring it out and I tried to get it out of him. But yeah, I couldn't really get it. Was it just your parents' FPOS pin? Nah, it was actually my mum's birth year.

Oh! So, like, yeah. That's 101, Cam. This is the first thing you should try. 1913, was it, Cam? Hey, Megan. Hi. Megan, what was the show your parents said, nah, you're not watching that as a kid?

I don't know why, but they would never let me watch Malcolm in the Middle. Yes. Yeah, no, I get that. Really? Because you know why? Why? All the kids on that show ran an absolute muck. Sing it, Megan.

Oh, you can't. You don't know the words because you've never seen it. I don't know the words. He was in the news yesterday, Frankie Muniz. Was he? Obviously the main star. Malcolm. Malcolm.

Yeah. He can't remember filming that show at all. What do you mean he can't remember filming it? He can't remember. He doesn't know exactly why he's got such bad memory loss. He can't remember taking a trip to Australia where he spent a month. He can't remember anything about it. Poor guy must be traumatised.

Yeah, he's got really bad memory loss. They're still trying to figure it out. Right. Nisha. Hey, Nisha. Hi, Nisha. Hey. Your one came through quite a bit, this one that you weren't allowed to watch.

Yeah, which is, this is a weird one. What is the TV show your parents said, no, Nisha, you are not watching that show? Right, so we weren't allowed to watch Mr. Bean. Why? What was it about Mr. Bean that your parents decided was inappropriate? Well, I guess my mum, and I quote, would say basically that it was just mind-numbingly stupid. She couldn't handle having it on. Can I say, Rowan Atkinson, who is Mr Bean,

has one of the highest IQs. He's got a massive IQ. And to do that kind of comedy he did, I thought was genius. Agreed. But that's the case, Nisha. If your parents don't like something, it's like you with Big Brother. If your parents think it's dumb, they think they're doing the right thing by you

by not letting you watch it. Inappropriate, you can't watch it. With an actual fact, the right thing by you by not letting you watch it. It's inappropriate. You can't watch it. With an actual fact, the more you tell a kid they can't watch something, the more they want to watch it, right? Absolutely. Okay. Thanks, Nisha. Good to talk to you.

There's a lot of interesting texts. Someone said that their parents had a massive issue with The Simpsons, but any crime shows like CSI Miami and SVU, they were allowed to watch. Really? They were like, what sort of logic is that? Yeah, okay. Doesn't make sense. Well, that's the best part about being an adult.

You can watch what you want, and you can have ice cream for dinner. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is... The latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us why Miley Cyrus has pissed off a bunch of people today. She certainly has. She went on a live Instagram video with her new boyfriend, Cody Simpson. So the two of them, live video, and she was there slamming her ex, Liam Hemsworth, and all of the other men that she's dated. She said, there are good men out there, guys.

Don't give up. You don't have to go and be gay. You know, there's good men out there, guys. Don't give up. You don't have to go and be gay. There's some out there. Don't give up. Anyway, so how that landed was that she was basically saying it's a choice to be gay. She went and became gay because there were no good guys out there. That's what she said. That's how it landed. It has had a really, really big backlash. Lots of people are really annoyed about it. She has gone on Twitter today and said, just to be clear, I was talking about guys, you don't choose your sexuality, you're born as you are, rah, rah, rah.

Sorry, I'm an LGBT ally, rah, rah. So lots of people are really upset about it. And her response has been very quick. She took responsibility for it and she tried to clear it up, but it didn't land very well at all. Also, the only people that Liam Hemsworth has turned gay is men. Well, yeah.

That's a non-white comment that I was doing for the lols just then again. Probably not the right time to do that for the lols. For one, I don't agree with her slamming all of her exes and stuff. That's a bit off because I mean I'm sure we all go through stuff where we don't like certain things of her exes and stuff. That's a bit off. Because, I mean, I'm sure, you know, we all go through stuff

where we don't like certain things about our exes, but not a good look slamming them on social media. Agreed. Come on. Be a bit more grown up than that. It's also never a good look. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Talking ill of your partner after a relationship. No, don't agree with it. Unless they really took a big steaming turd on your life intentionally. Again, just be the bigger person. Just go, when people go, oh, what are they really like? big steaming turd on your life intentionally, again, just be the bigger person. When people go, oh, what are they really like? Were they a dick? You know, things didn't work out. That's all you have to say.

It wasn't the right time for us. Exactly. Be the bigger person. Come on, be the bigger person. Don't say stupid stuff like Miley Cyrus has lately. Yeah. All right. That's Liam Hemsworth.

That's Dean McCarthy. He kind of looks like Liam Hemsworth. No, you look more like Chris Hemsworth, in my opinion. Yeah, you're more of a Thor man. No, they've got a random brother, Luke Hemsworth, and I look more like him. You do look like him. They're all hot.

No, you're Thor. You've got that big hammer. He's live out of Los Angeles, thanks to Amplify Kombucha, Taste Amplified. People don't find it hard to lift, though. No, no. Everyone's willing to lift it. Yeah, they're willing to actually help don't find it hard to lift, though. No, no. Everyone's willing to lift it. Yeah, they're willing to actually help each other out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or lift it. Many hands make light work when it comes to Dean's Hammer. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Job opportunity. And this is for anybody who is a big Disney fan. Of course, Disney Plus arrives soon last week we were going through the list of

movies that are going to be available on the streaming platform Disney Plus it's basically every single movie ever made I love an animated film and I remember my ex used to absolutely give me so much crap about it being like you're an adult why are you watching animated movies and I was like

leave me alone. I'm watching Aladdin. Well, this job is for you. Disney is offering $1,000. They'll pay you $1,000 to watch a different Disney movie every day for a month using Disney+. Wait, so you only get paid $1,000 total? Yeah, but all you have to do is watch movies. Okay, I do love to watch movies.

So I hear what you're saying. But then, I mean, how much is that an hour? Shall we work it out? So that's, shall we go 31 day a month? Let's just go 30, the average. $1,000 divided by $33 a day. How long is your average Disney movie? At least an hour and a half.

Hour and a half, so we'll divide that by two. It's $16.60 an hour. So, not the best. It's about, it's around minimum wage. But you're literally, come on mate, you're literally sitting on your couch. You're probably doing it anyway.

You're probably watching one thing a night anyway, right? Do I watch a film every night? Nearly, yes. But I mean, it's the principle of it. I mean, how much money is Disney going to make from Disney Plus? It's also the principle of you do it because you want to. The minute that someone says you have to,

it's not fun anymore. Like when it becomes your job. Ruins the Lion King. Oh, what a pain in my ass. It's also another one of those jobs that everyone is doing at the moment. If there's something new, the company comes out and says, we're going to pay someone to do this for a month. Like Domino's with the garlic bread, they wanted a garlic bread tester. And then they had that beer company.

The beer company to be our beer tester. Wanted a beer tester. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, the job's available. Oh, I should have said at the start you have to be a US citizen. You know what I would? Well, that changes it, doesn't it? Does anyone here from the US?

No. You know what I will do if a company ever needs someone to test things? Yeah. Like a couch. I love to sit and I will test that couch for a long time. In your own home though? Yes. Pain in the ass.

You have to move your furniture around. What do you mean? Oh, so much admin. Have you got a comfy couch? Not really. Oh, well then that could be a good job for you. I moved the old couch out, new couch in. I'm tested every night. Tell you what, on a new couch you can watch a lot of Disney movies. Hashtag not sponsored. I watched

Over the Hedge last night. Have you seen that one? Nope. Such a good movie. I can tell you what it's about, though. Next on the show, news updates, including the latest on the central... Tell you what it's about, Dan. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's a pretty scary story over in Aussie at the moment, actually.

It's about these microwavable meals. They're called Power Foods frozen meals. And they're essentially for people who want to get ripped. Oh, okay. And my friend was actually one of the people who contracted salmonella from these meals. Yeah. And she was one of 15 people who were eating these meals and they've contracted salmonella. Are they those high-protein meals,

which basically just like lean meat and broccoli, those things you get delivered? Yeah, essentially that's what they are. All portion-controlled and ready to go. Anyway, they're recalling several of the Power Foods frozen meals dated between the 26th of the 8th and the 4th of the 10th. Yeah, it's a lot of gains, baby. It's a lot of meals, isn't it?

And it's scary because I actually, because I went to Sydney a couple of weeks ago when we had that week off, and I was meant to catch up with her. She was so ill, she was in the hospital. From food poisoning? From food poisoning. People joke about food poisoning, but it can kill you.

It can actually kill you, yeah. It's actually terrifying. If not really, really knock you about. Yeah. One of my friends, she was doing a trip over in Dubai and she went to Jordan, which is kind of near there, but across the border, I think. Anyway, she was staying in-

Where the river is. Yeah, the River Jordan. She was staying in a place where there was no hospitals near it and her brother actually worked over there at the time and it was her, her brother and their other sister and they went out to this restaurant. Anyway, she got this chicken dish and she was eating it and she was like, this tastes weird.

Yeah. But she was like, maybe it's the spices or whatever. Yeah, it's foreign cuisine. Yeah, and anyway, she had like quite a lot of it, maybe half of this meal and then at the end of it, her brother said, oh, can I taste it? And he had one bite of it and he

was like, nah, that's not good. Anyway, probably about eight hours later, she was so violently ill. She couldn't keep water down. Nah. She was so dehydrated. You know how long she was sick for? How long? Five days. She was so dehydrated. You know how long she was sick for? How long? Five days.

She was throwing up, diarrheas. Her brother was sick for three days and he had one bite of it. I had a friend who travels a bit. His name's Chris. And he swore by, he goes, you can go anywhere in the world. You can eat anything you want. So long as you have a can of Coke afterwards. No. He believes that Coca-Cola and whatever's inside it will kill any

food poisoning bacteria. What terrible logic. I tried it when I went to Machu Picchu. Did it work? Nah. Yeah. I got food poisoning the day we were going up to the summit of Machu Picchu. Bad. And it was full

back wheeze situation. They don't have flushing toilets. Yeah, I did know that about that place. They do, but you're not allowed to flush the toilet paper. That's like Tongariro Crossing. Not a good place to have to use almost an entire roll of toilet paper when you're in that situation and then put it in a small basket beside the toilet.

Yeah, Tongariro Crossing, if you're doing that, oh, that is a bad time if you need to go number twos. Don't go, oh, I thought you meant food poisoning. Oh, food poisoning too. Because I just cancelled the crossing. No, I must do it. Exactly, right? I must do it.

You know what those people are like. Everyone that's doing that crossing is so determined. I had bad bakery chicken last night. But if I don't do Tongariro Crossing now, I'll never do it. I will never get to do it. Yeah. I will poo myself across those peaks. I must make this trek.

You're going up Devil's Staircase. She was like. It's a New Year's resolution. Everyone's like, I don't want to follow you. We all need to go ahead of you. I've always been pretty safe overseas. Like I've been to Bali and, you know, all the ones where they say you need to be real careful. Thailand.

And then I went to Vietnam. I was completely fine. And I was like, I've got an iron gut like my flatmate, Iron Gut Annabelle. Yeah. And then I went to the Philippines earlier this year and I was struck down. Yeah, you were brought right back down to earth, weren't you? Oh, it was very real. You were wearing those linen shorts as well.

It was not a good time. It was a linen pair of shorts and a sneeze that involves something more than a sneeze. You want to do this question you want to ask? Are you sure you want to do it?

Yeah, I'm sure. Okay, go on then, ask the question. 0800 dials at M. What is your food poisoning story? Obviously,

you know, keep it as clean as you can, which I don't think they're going to be very clean, but you can text us on 9696 as well. What's your food poisoning story? ZM's Bree and Clint the podcast.

Bree and Clint, that's Halsey and Graveyard. I said to tell Clint off. Noelle, you've set a rule for this break. I said I don't want any fart noises. No, I wouldn't do that. That's your domain. No, you said... Don't pretend like you're above a fart noise. I'm not above it.

I just said this is not a joke. Literally right in your wheelhouse. It is right in my wheelhouse. I just said I don't like to joke about it when people have suffered from food poisoning. We're doing food poisoning stories and you've told me that I'm not allowed what? I don't want a toilet sound.

Oh, yep. Shout out to the 1998 radio gods. I pushed it before you said it. So technically... From now on there will be... Old school slapstick radio, isn't it? From now on there will be no toilet sound effects unless the caller wants it.

Hi, James. Hi, James. Hey, how you going? Let us know what happened to you, what was the food poisoning that struck you down in your prime? I got it from cooked chicken that you buy

from the supermarket. Oh no. Had them for years, never had any dramas and then just this one particular one, I ended up getting Campylobacter. Oh. Apparently it's worse than salmonella. It's like the one that kills people.

Yeah. So, yeah, I got that. And long story short, I ended up going from 104 kilos down to 79 kilos. Yay! Whoa. Yeah, in about two or three weeks, I was in hospital for a few days. You poor bastard. IVs and steroids

and all the rest of it. So now, the go-to summer dinner of every New Zealander, which is a six-pack of buns, a tub of coleslaw and a hot chook from the supermarket.

When someone pulls that out, what's your reaction? Oh, to be honest, for a couple of years after, I wouldn't touch it. But I'm back into it now. You're back on the wagon. You're back on.

Yes, James. I don't know if that's a true Ki into it now. You're back on the wagon. You're back on. Yes, Jamie. I don't know if that's a true Kiwi right there. Brave or stupid from you. Hey, Matt. How you going, guys? Good, thank you, Matt. Tell us what happened to you with the food poisoning business. Okay, so I was an inter-island truck driver heading on a CED ferry.

I'm not going to name names because I still use CED ferry. Yes. truck driver heading on said ferry. I'm not going to name names because I still use said ferry. Got on there and the meal for us truck drivers was a beautiful seafood chowder. Well, that seafood chowder lasted about six hours and every single toilet between Crickton and Crowshield. That chowder

made you chunder. It did more than that. Well, now as an inter-island truck driving truck driver, I mean, you'll be hungry for a meal when you get on that boat. Have you tucked into a seafood chowder since? No, I haven't. I can't even look at it now, to be fair. Matt, to be honest, I mean, you picked a seafood chowder.

You were kind of asking for it. Yeah, well, I'd stayed away from it for so long, and I just took that dab at that seafood chowder, you were kind of asking for it. Yeah, well, I'd stayed away from it for so long and I just took that damn seafood chowder, but it didn't work out for me. That'll teach you, Matt. That'll teach you. You should have trucked the toilet on it. Hey, Tori. Hi, Tori. Hiya. What happened to you, mate?

So, I used to live in the hut and I went to get some Chinese food dinner before going out on the bus in Pomerson North. And when I was that night, I got too drunk and then thought that I was extremely hungover the next day. All my friends just made fun of me because I was so violently ill. I was crying on the toilet. And 12 hours later and what felt like two kgs later, I was in the hospital having to get injections to stop the leaking from both ends. It was

the worst hangover I ever had. And prior to the hospital visit, I had to go to my family's house because I couldn't drive home to the hut and went for a sleep and completely destroyed their spare bedroom. You woke up there like, what happened in here? She's like, I've redecorated. You poor thing. Finally, last story we're going to take is from Danielle. Danielle, what's your food poisoning story? Hey, yeah.

So I was staying at my boyfriend at the time's parents' house. Oh, no, Danielle. I got food poisoning from a hot dog, and I was so violently ill all through the night, and then my boyfriend had to drive me home the next day, and I was walking up to the car, and then this feeling came over me, and I ended up rushing over to the bush and throwing up all over his mum's garden

while doing bumwees in his undies because I had no clean clothes. Danielle, are you still together? No, no, it didn't really last that much longer. That's one of the single greatest sentences we've ever had on this show. Meanwhile, I was doing bumwees in his underpants. I know Bree said no, but you deserve it.

We're going to flush you out, okay? We're going to flush you out. Oh, thanks. She deserved it. She'd been through a lot. Yeah. It's cleansing, you know? Does it have to go for so long?

Can I just say, the worst place ever to get food poisoning is on a holiday with your partner when you've booked the honeymoon suite and it's got the bathroom that has the glass piece that's to the toilet into the bedroom. Yeah. Worst time. It's a great time to find out if it's a forever relationship though, isn't it?

Oh, yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Do you need a bit of a cash boost? Are you sick of earning minimum wage? How does $200,000 a year sound? I mean, I bet there's a lot of people that don't earn anywhere near that money. Too much money, really.

Who really needs that kind of stress in their life? I do. I'd love that money. Well, if you do, I have a list here of the top 10 jobs that pay that much money in New Zealand. This is quite interesting information. So I'm going to break it down with a few stats, but stay with me. 17.7% of the jobs that pay $200,000 or more

are in IT, information and communication technology. Yeah. I don't really want to sit in a dark room coding. Well, that's the stereotype, right? But I guess if you're good at it, you could be sitting in a park in a beanbag on a highly powered laptop. I don't know how these jobs work.

Anyway, the most jobs paying over 200 grand a year in New Zealand are in IT. That's where the world's going. Here are the top 10 jobs that pay over $200,000 a year in New Zealand are in IT. That's where the world's going. Here are the top 10 jobs that pay over $200,000 a year. And obviously not all of them will pay this. There'll be ones that pay a lot less and probably some that pay a lot more. But number 10 on the list, sales manager. So you're in charge of a group of sales reps who go out there and sell things.

No. No, not for you? No. That's right for you? No. That's right, we'll write that one off. Number nine, information and communication technology program and project management. I don't even know what that is. So you're an IT person who looks after big projects, like a company might come to you and go, we need you to put all of our staff on emails.

We're sick of writing all of our information down. Can you imagine teaching Janet from a certain section of the company how to use her email? For $200,000, would you do it? You know what, I'm that person and IT hate me. I would hate that job. Yeah, no good for you. Engineering management.

So these are like big projects. Number seven on the list of jobs in New Zealand that pay over $200,000. Engineering, civil, structural engineering. Any engineering is out. This is like making bridges and stuff for the council. Which takes maths. Yeah. My brother's the engineer in our family.

I wouldn't drive over a bridge. Does that mean my brother earns $200,000? Is he in civil engineering? He's an electrical engineer, electrical and power engineer. He has the potential to. He could do, yeah. I'm pretty sure he doesn't. He drives a Hyundai.

Maybe he's fiscally responsible and hot. Number six on the list, accountant. If you want to earn over 200K. No, I can tell from your eyes that is a no as well. That's fine. No, thanks. Number five, GP, accountant. If you want to earn over 200K. No, I can tell from your eyes that is a no as well. That's fine. No, thanks. Number five, GP, doctor. No, I'm not that smart.

No? Well, I'm just telling you the jobs that you need. Okay. Is there what else? What else do you got? Okay, number four, again, it's in construction. Project manager on a construction site, $200,000. You have to wear a hard hat and high vis every day and steel caps.

I don't mind a steel cap. I don't know. We'll add it on the maybe list. Number four, construction management, same kind of thing. Number two, healthcare. This is medical specialist. So you know what? And you go, I've got a bung eye.

And you go, you need to go and see Gareth. He's the leading eye guy in the country. That person. I've got a gynecologist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could be a specialist gynecologist. Interested in that job for $200,000? Yeah, well, I know my way around.

Yeah. I've got one. And the number one job paying over $200,000 a year is... Oh, can I guess? Yeah. Is it a judge? No, it's an IT manager, like I said before. I can't even get into my emails at work.

Interestingly, 20% of the jobs that pay over $200,000 a year, no, sorry, 56% of those jobs are all in Auckland. The next closest place is Wellington with 20% of the jobs and then Christchurch with 7%. So over half the jobs are paying $ two hundred thousand dollars in a year in auckland um grey mouth um 0.4 percent is that real yeah okay so there's a few 0.4 percent the most memed moment on the internet of the last week is definitely, which one is it?

Kylie. Kylie. Yes. Kylie. Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner saying. Rise and shine. And that's why we are launching our remixes.

Rise and shine. All right. So if you've missed it over the last however many weeks, producer Ben loves to whip up a remix on this show. Yeah, I do. He's a wizard. DJ Ben when he's making remixes. DJ Ben.

Any other time, just Ben is fine. Yeah. But if I'm doing a remix, you have to call me that. Yeah, it's in his contract. Is it? Yeah, it is. Is it really? 100%.

Well, I'll check that. Anyway, we sent you the challenge, I think it was a couple of weeks ago, of the Greta Thunberg remix. Oh, yeah. And I think you made about seven. Yeah, you went over the top. Yeah, sorry, guys. So we've said keep it simple this time, yeah?

Keep it simple. We want a couple of remixes. Your best effort of the Kylie Jenner Rise and Shine. Yeah, okay. And what have you got for us? So the first one was your suggestion, Brie. It'd be rude not to do it, which is the Avicii Wake Me Up remix. I reckon it fits well. Yeah, okay. And what have you got for us? So the first one was your suggestion, Brie. It'd be rude not to do it, which is the Avicii Wake Me Up remix.

I reckon it fits well. Yeah, you would think that. And it does. Here it is. We have one last one to visit, and that is Stormy's Playroom. Oh my goodness, you and Mark from Sleepy. You were sleeping good.

Yeah. Good. Rise and shine. Rise, rise, rise and shine. Rise, rise, rise and shine. Rise, rise, rise and shine. It's not bad, it's not bad. Pretty good.

Rise and shine. Okay, we've got three remixes here. What's the second one? What are we up for here? The second one is a nice simple one. I thought of the Hot Mess Express. They haven't had an official remix yet. So I did one to that.

You mean out? You mean out? Sorry, yeah. This is the second one you're going to show us. So you've got something you think can top this one. Yeah, I do. Okay. Here we go.

One last one to go back. Rise and shine. I like it. That's pretty good. I mean, I would say that it's us, but Yeah, true. You get the point. It's good. It's good. Yeah, it's nice and simple.

I appreciate the ingenuity. Yeah, it's good. And the final. Yeah, it's nice and simple. I appreciate the ingenuity. Yeah, it's good. And the final one is one that was texted in yesterday by a listener. He thought... There was some really good suggestions by the listeners, wasn't there? Yeah, it's All Rise. Oh, by Blue. I love that song.

Retro. Yeah, a little bit retro. But retro, but like Recognisable enough Yeah I think it could go well Let's see if it works The blue Kylie Jenner

Rise and Shine Remix By producer Ben Sorry DJ Ben There you go Oh baby One for the money And the free rise

It's two for the love That you've been I love Rise and shine Rise and shine Free for the cause You've been Making it It's four All the times You've been Rise and shine Rise and shine One last room to visit. Can we send this to Kylie Jenner's mum?

The mummager? I reckon they'll probably... Kim. No, it's Chris. Simon. Chris. Oh my god. How do you not know any of... Let's go through the Kardashian names. Yeah. Name.

Rob. Kim. Of course you know the guy's name. He's the dad. Yeah. Courtney. Courtney. Kanye. Kanye. Who's the one that was like, who changed genders?

Oh, Blac Chyna. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you do the remix I said, the 660 Rise Up? Didn't like it. Screw you. The suggestion was a lot better. Screw you, DJ.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. Producer Ellie is here to play with us. Before then, do you guys want some interesting Instagram news?

Sure. Instagram, you know how it's always changing? There's constantly new things, taking things away, adding things. Yeah. Instagram, the rumour is they're removing the following tab. So you know how you can go to someone's page? I can go to Bree's page and I can see Bree follows 1,700 people and I can go in and see exactly who you follow.

They're taking that away. Oh, interesting. But what about how many followers people have? No, there's no word on them taking away followers. Oh, so just who that person's following. Yeah. Why? Less stalky.

So it's like, ooh, I can't believe Brie follows. Yeah, because you know when you get into those situations and you start... Wormhole stuff. Yeah. And also they always write stupid headlines like, Selena Gomez unfollows Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez re-follows Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez refollows Justin Bieber.

Maybe it's a good thing. They haven't taken followers away, which is why we can still play the InstaFame game. We guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram and the first to three correct answers wins the game. All right, your first celebrity. He just got married actually in the weekend. It's tennis legend Rafael Nadal.

I saw his wedding. It was huge. The king and queen of Spain attended his wedding. Oh wow. That's how important Rafa is.

I do love Rafa. Have you ever noticed how much bigger his left arm is? Is that the one that he really drives at home with? Yeah, it's the one.

Alright, for Rafa you've put 40 million Clint. Bree, you've put 8 million. Rafael Nadal has 88.1 million. No! That's a point to Bree.

Nice work. All right. I can't imagine he'd do much on the gram. No, yeah, I didn't even really think he had it. I would have thought more because of how many Cristiano Ronaldo has. Yeah, right. Yeah, but have you seen Cristiano Ronaldo? Is he hotter than Rafael Nadal?

I find Rafael really cute. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best looking men on the planet. All right. He was named that. Okay, give us another one. All right, your next one is, Who Rise and Shine? It's Kylie Jenner.

She's the one that has the lip kit, Spree. That's the one. I know more about the bloody Kardashians than you, mate. Thank you very much. Congratulations. We'll have to get you a trophy. Well, we might after I win this game. Got him.

All right, for Kylie Jenner, Clint, you put $149 million. Oh, you've lost. You put $152 million. Kylie Jenner has $149 million. Kylie Jenner has 149 million. What a coincidence! That's interesting. What do you mean? Interesting. What are you suggesting? That I what? That while you were saying that

I looked her up? Have you recently looked at her page though? No. Oh, that is a good guess then. And I don't follow her. There you go. Next. Alright. Your next one is the Kiwi netball team, the Silver Ferns. Oh, how many followers do the Silver Ferns have? Yeah.

Silver Ferns. They've won two out of three Constellation Games final game this Sunday. Are they still the Fisher and Paykel Silver Ferns? No, I don't think they are. When are they? I should know that. Hmm. All right.

Clint, you've put 15K for the Silver Ferns. Brie, you put 127K. I'm too big. The Silver Ferns have 54.4K, which I would say is Clint's point. Correctamundo. Is my maths good, yeah? Yeah. Okay, cool, all right.

Patricia Benn, who's meant to be the backup maths, is like... Well, you're 100,000 off. I was 40,000 off. Oh, yeah. All right, there you go. Nice work. Okay, your next one100,000 off. I was $40,000 off. Oh, yeah. All right, there you go. Nice work. Okay, your next one, Miley Cyrus. How many followers?

Hang on, do I win the game here? Yeah, you could. If I get this? You could, actually. How many followers for her? Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Ooh, Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus. All right, for Miley Cyrus Clint, you've put 80 million Bree, you've put 108 million Miley Cyrus has 100 million That's a point to Bree

Does that mean what I think it means? It means what you think it means Tie break Alright Who's the person you've decided will separate us in this Insta fame game? Why did you bloody give me the eyebrows

then? I don't know. I'm just a buzzy celebrity. She's been one of the judges on The Masked Singer AU. It's Lindsay Lohan. How many followers? When was the last time I was going to be on Lindsay Lohan's Instagram? For the hot mess herself.

You know she, there's a story out today that she blew her whole 30-something million dollar empire. Oh, wow. Oh, that's sad. Hold on, wait. All right, for Lindsay Lohan. Flint, you put 4.8 million. Bree, you put 6.1 million. It's Lindsay Lohan. Surely she's got more. Lindsay Loh4.8 million. Bree, you put $6.1 million. It's Lindsay Lohan.

Surely she's got more. Lindsay Lohan has $8 million. It's a game to Bree. Congratulations. I'm pulling away fast. Not only does she know more about the Kardashians than me, she's also the winner of the Insta Fame game. Oh, such a good skill to have in life, isn't it?

Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Big life change in my parents' life at the moment. I'm actually super excited for them because my parents have worked very bloody hard their whole life. I mean, they've given up a lot for us kids just so we could have what we had growing up, which wasn't much. Put up with you. Yeah, they put up with me, especially my mum.

Been in all those videos. You know, and they've come to the point in their life where they've sold the family business a few years ago and they ended up buying a piece of land where they're now building their dream home on it. I've seen it. It is a stunner. It's amazing.

Country Queensland, rolling hills. They're beautiful. It's what they love. It's amazing. Country Queensland, rolling hills. They're beautiful. It's what they love. It's the kind of house, and correct me if I'm wrong, where they could have a bathroom. Yes. Which was all glass. They have that.

And they could be fully naked in the shower. No one would see them. And no one would see them. It was like you're naked in nature. That's exactly what it is. And I think in my mum's en suite, they had that big piece of glass where the bath sits right near it so you can just look down. Have they got two shower heads in there?

I think. Oh, no, no. Your parents. Oh, it's time. It's really heating up for the Thomas L clan. No, but. It's that time of life. It was interesting this morning because I was talking to my mum

and she was talking about obviously the house that they're in now was the house I grew up in, in my childhood room, which they've changed over the years. I mean, I left to go to boarding school when I was like 14. Yeah. And I remember coming home at one point and they'd fully painted it, pulled my childhood single bed out of there and my mum had turned it into like her crystal aroma room. Oh, did she give herself an aromatherapy room?

Which, you know what, she deserved it. Yeah, but I bet you were salty. I was a bit gutted. I feel like you're the kind of kid who expects there to be a room for you wherever your parents live, regardless of how long you've lived out of home. You moved out when you were 14. You haven't been back full time since then, which is 15 years ago. And I bet in the new house, when

you show up, you're going to go, so which one's my room? Which room do I get? That's 100% right. And you know what? My mum and dad are a bit like that though. They're a bit like, so in the new place, there's room for all of us kids. And my mum said to me, she was like, oh, you know, what kind of theme do you want in your room in the new place? Oh, luxury, yeah. Which is really nice. She did mention, she goes, look, it's going to be your room, obviously, when you're home, but it's also going to be our naked room.

Naked room? What do you mean naked room? A naked room. As in like a red room? No. Like obviously where they just walk around naked Yeah, red room No

Not everything when you're naked has to be sexual Oh, excuse me Maybe people just like to be naked You are naive if you think that your retired parents Who have a new lease on life And their wonderful new space Are not going to christen every damn bedroom in that house One by one by one

Don't make me sick. That is disgusting. Big Steve, have you seen what's going on in the butler's pantry? That is so gross. Stop it right now. Hopefully before they put the food in. Did your parents change your room when you moved out? We got quite a big family as well.

There's four kids in my family. And we've never lived in a house when I was kids where we had our own rooms except for me. You said you had your own room the whole time. Yeah, so I was the oldest and I was quite stroppy. Spoiled, rotten. I got given the sleep out

in the backyard. Oh, look at you. Yeah, yeah. Well, my two younger brothers who weren't that much younger than me had to share a bedroom through their awkward teenage years and then when I left to go to broadcasting school

they gave it to my brother but it didn't wait for me to move out. Mum hired a caravan, put it in the backyard, and she said, you live in the caravan now. We're moving your brother into your bedroom. I'm like, I haven't even left yet. What do you mean I have to move my bedroom? You had the sleep out your whole life.

He deserved to have it. He had to share a room with your other brother. Yeah, and he nearly set it on fire. Yeah, exactly. Excuse me. Oh, what, the sleep out? Yeah, I was doing him a favour by not letting him have that room. You know, I was doing the whole family a favour.

I'm the safe pair of hands, okay? When are you going to learn this? How did he nearly set it on fire? I think he was smoking a ciggy on the couch. Oh. Oh, God. It's interesting because I want to know obviously this is something that happens in life where you move out of your childhood home

and some parents don't ever change the room. No. And I think that's kind of nice but also not very practical. Not very practical. Weird time capsule to you. Yeah. But I get it. I know it's traumatic because that's your safe space

from when you were growing up, you know? All my trophies are still in my old room. It's a shrine. All of them. You know I won a ton of trophies. For wrestling? Why do you make me sound... Because I've seen that video of you cracking a watermelon with your thighs.

Why are you saying this all out of context? I can imagine you putting someone in a choker hold with your thighs and you're like, commit to the Thomas L choker hold or I will squeeze your goddamn head off. It's my thunder thighs, the Thomas L thunder thighs. Now, I want to know from people, oh, 800 dials at M, what did your parents do to your childhood room? This is a great question. What did they change it into?

Did they turn it into an aerobic space? Because, I mean, producer Ben has a great story and we'll come back with that story. Yes. Because his parents have changed his room into something. Yeah. But I want to know from you guys, what did your parents change your childhood room into? Oh, $800 ZM text us 9696

Bree and Clint, the podcast ZM. Wow. Speaking of wow, I mean, if you listen to ZM on your way to work and your way home, you might be even a bit of deja vu at this point. Yeah, I can't believe Fletcher and Megan spoke about this exact thing this morning. You never know when that happens, when those things happen and you just go, how on earth?

What do they call that? No, so we've asked what did your parents do to your childhood bedroom? I'll just check their sheet and see what question they asked. What did your parents turn your bedroom into? Anyway, let's not dwell on it. We've got more great stories coming through. Yeah, there's a lot of good stories coming through. One of my favourites on the text machine was, my parents turned my room into a cattery.

They gave my bed to the cats and everything. Cattery? Wow. And then another one, straight back to back. Someone said, I made my son's room into a place where I massage dogs. Oh, wow. It's like a dog physio. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Weird to make those one room based businesses. Because I've been to kitteries. You need like an entire like barn type thing. But you've got this one bedroom, very boutique, you know? Yeah, well, maybe it's a boutique, Kateri. Let's talk to Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What did your parents turn your childhood room into? It wasn't my parents. My sister shifted in within the month of me shifting out. My brother did the exact same thing with the sleep out, you know? Like, they get in... I understand, because we've been waiting for the good space, but yeah.

Were you pissed off? Not entirely because I had no plans of shifting back home. Right, and why did she shift? Because your room was better. Yeah. Fair enough. Pretty standard. Also, she's not going to leave it there as a little wee shrine to you, is she? No. She's not going to like it.

That's the room where Hannah used to live. My parents moved, I remember at one point they moved my grandma in to my room because she was quite ill. Yeah. And I remember I came home once and they didn't tell me about it. I came home and I went to go into my room and I was like, hi Nan. And she's like, I live here now.

And I was like, cool. Was it still decorated your way? Like, did they still have your posters and stuff? Yeah, it was like a kid's room. Oh, fun for Nan. Nan loved it. She's like, I've got a couple of questions. And then I was like, can I sleep in here with you?

Danielle, hi. Hi. Danielle, tell us, what did your parents turn your childhood room into? One of them was a gym and one's a nail salon. Oh, good choices. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, really opens that house

up to the market. A gym is a classic, right? Because your parents go, all right, the kids have finally flown the coop. Time to get fit. Time to get our life

back on track. And then now... I was the oldest of four and one of them's still at home. She's moved back. Everyone else is gone. Yeah. And yeah,

they changed it to a gym and a nail salon. And there's toilet, sleeper, and a bit of storage. See. Yeah, they changed it to a gym and a nail salon. There's toilet and sleeper for storage. See, this is what we're hearing. There's a nail salon there. There was cattery before. There was dog massage parlor. There's one that's my favourite.

It's parents who are turning the rooms into a money-making scheme as well. Right, a business. Yeah, which is similar to Producer Ben's one. Yeah, oh yeah, I really want to get this story on the air. Producer Ben, your parents in Christchurch have converted your room into what? How long have you been

gone for first? Oh, I don't know, since 2013, 12? Right, and how long did it take them to change your room into something? So, oh, I don't know.

I want to say semi-quickly, they now use it for boarding people. So they use it for an Airbnb room. Basically, yeah. So when I go home,

they're like, either you choose your sister's room or you sleep on the fold-out couch. No, there's a simple way around it. Log on to Airbnb and book the room. I don't actually know if they have that intelligence to do the Airbnb thing. I think they just do some boarding stuff.

Did you just question your parents' intelligence? No. I just can imagine Ben going, yeah, I might do that. I might book my own room. And then you go there and you're like, mum and dad, I requested breakfast. And then leave a really bad review. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

It's a family riff. What's that? With producer Ben and his family. Yeah, producer Ben talked smack about his parents turning his room into an Airbnb, and we said, well, you can book it. How much is the room? How much would you have to pay? Oh, we can't talk to him because Ellie's on the phone

getting the birthday bangers ready. Anyway, Ben's dad has messaged to say that breakfast in bed is off the menu for Ben when he visits. Now, and fair enough. You talk smack, all right? So you deserve that. I love your parents. They're great. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. Let's get a birthday banger for Tuesday. We figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Perfect for anybody stuck in traffic. It doesn't matter where you are, actually, but especially those in Auckland today, as the centre of the city has caught fire at the convention centre.

Yeah, avoid. And you know when they close one street in Auckland, the whole city stops. Avoid, avoid. Ellie was saying the North Shore is stuffed up. Well, there's buses that can't run now on certain routes, and then there's also off-ramps that are closed.

Let's get on for Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. What's your birthday, Cherie? 19 December 1977. Okay, Cherie, you were 16 in 1993 on the 19th of December and this is your birthday banger.

Woo! on the 19th of December, and this is your birthday banger. One of the greatest divas of all time, you get Mariah Carey in Hero. How do you feel about that, Cherie? That's okay. It's a little bit slow, but it's pretty good. Does it bring back some 16-year-old vibes for you? I'll say no, eh? Okay.

Okay. Okay, sweet as. You know it's crazy how much of an icon Mariah Carey is in America. Yeah. Like she is around the world, but it's like ridiculous because you see all these celebrities that go nuts when they see Mariah Carey on the red carpet. Yeah, yeah.

She's good too. She's crazy. She doesn't care. She's just full of, I red carpet. Yeah, yeah. She's good too. She doesn't care. She's just full of, I'm going to say sass. She's had enough. Hi, Hope. Hello. Hello, Hope.

Producer Ellie got Hope's name mixed up on the phones and she kept calling Hope Pope. And Ben goes, I think her name would be Hope. So sorry about that, Hope. Hope, what's your birthday? 3rd of November 1999. Alright, you were 16 in 2015 on the 3rd

of November, so not that long ago back in 2015, this topped the chart. He's a genius. And this whole album was a masterpiece. You get The Hills from The Weeknd. You happy about that? Yeah, I quite like that song. He is an absolute music genius.

Yeah, he's an incredible musician. I can't wait for some more stuff from him. Let's get one more on from Shanna. Hi, Shanna. Hi, Shanna. Hi. Shanna, Shanna. Shanna, like Hannah with an S. Okay. Shanna, Shanna. Shanna, like Hannah with an S.

Okay. Shanna. Shanna. What's your birthday? 7th of April, 1983. Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 7th of April. And back in the late 90s, this got to number one. Huge.

Kiss me baby one more time Absolutely enormous birthday banger. That song was good. Britney Spears, Baby One More Time. You happy about that, Shanna? Yep. Yeah, it's a good one. Good old Britney.

Good old Britney. What would you play, Shanna? I'm interested to know. Pardon? What would you play out of those three? I do like Mariah Carey. Me too. I'm leaning towards Mariah Carey.

The Britney track is iconic. We know that. Britney's an icon. Yeah, they're both icons. Mariah's an icon. My vote's for hero Mariah Carey. Yeah? I think, yeah.

Because it's just something you wouldn't hear on ZM. No, you wouldn't. Should we just give it a little tickle and see how it sounds? Yeah, see what it starts like. Oh, yeah, nah, we're going to do this. This is good. Shanna, good choice. Nice work, Shanna.

And Cherie, you get your birthday banger on. Congratulations. Beautiful, thank you. Sing it loud, Cherie. Here we go, Brie and Clint, did him. There's a hero If you look inside your heart You don't have to be afraid Of what you are

There's an answer If you reach into your sorrow and the sorrow that you know will melt away and then a hero comes along with the strength to

carry on and you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you. It's a long road and you face the world alone.

No one reaches out a hand for you to hold You can find love You can search within yourself And the emptiness you bear will disappear Will disappear And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone

look inside you and be strong and you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you oh oh

Lord knows dreams are hard to follow But don't let anyone Tear them away Hold on There will be tomorrow In time You'll find the way

And a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive When you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you

But a hero lies in you But a hero lies in you Absolutely iconic. That is the winner of Birthday Banger today, Mariah Carey and Hero. For Cherie, you know what else is iconic? Have you seen recent performances from Mariah doing that song? She's a hot mess.

Anything she doesn't want to sing, like if it's a high note, if she's just like, nah, she'll just be like, nah, not doing that bit. That's great. Have you ever seen the interview where she pretends she doesn't know who Ariana Grande is? No. So someone asked her about Ariana Grande. I'm looking that up.

And she goes, she looks at the camera and she goes, I don't know her. Trying to shade Ariana Grande. She is such a diva. One second, one second. Mariah Carey Christmas album. I reckon we're weeks away from busting out the Mariah Carey Christmas album. Mere weeks, New Zealand.

You know, there was a place that was actually calling people and they would just play some Mariah Carey down the phone for Christmas. Yeah. It was so good. We called them as a fake Mariah Carey one time. They didn't buy it one bit. Pretending to be Mariah and saying, that's my music, you owe me money.

No, it was to say thank you for spreading my music. And they were like, this is to be Mariah and saying, that's my music, you owe me money? No, it was to say thank you for spreading my music. And they were like, this is so not Mariah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There are no new ideas and that is why all we get these days are remakes of stuff that we enjoyed when we were kids

and they jazz it up with what's called a live action version. They take something and then they use computers to make it look way too real, in my opinion. Why can't they just create something new? Well, I think they try to, but they go, this one's got a solid fan base already. Let's do this. And some people like it, some people don't. Some examples are Lion King, Aladdin.

What else has had a live action recently? Jungle Book. Jungle Book. Jumanji was always live action. Jumanji was pretty good. I didn't mind the remake of Jumanji. You know what? Because they didn't do the story exactly.

They changed it. No, it was like a continuation. It was, yeah. Well, there's another one coming straight out of your childhood. The latest show which is going to get a live action movie treatment. I'm going to start the theme song and you let me know when you recognise it. Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination. Oh, Barney the dinosaur.

Yeah, Barney the Dinosaur. Yeah, Barney the Dinosaur. We'll be getting a full movie, but it's not going to be that purple dinosaur that you know. They're doing a live-action version of Barney the Dinosaur. So how will they do that? This is what I'm wondering. Because live-action's all about making it look realistic. Is it going to be like... But that dinosaur's not real.

Is it going to be a real... It's a purple dinosaur. Yeah, is it going to be a real dinosaur, like a terrifying T-Rex that they just colour purple? Did you watch that show? Barney. My brother who's four years younger than me. Yeah. Completely

obsessed with Barney. Yeah, I never watched that. We had Humphrey B. Bear. Did you guys have that? Humphrey, Humphrey, Humphrey Bear. Did you guys have that in New Zealand? Yeah, we had Humphrey Bear. I loved Humphrey. You know who was on Barney? I had the same kind of deal. You know who was one of the kids on Barney? Who?

Selena Gomez. Oh yeah, I did know that. Also Demi Lovato was on Barney. The people who are remaking the live action movie are taking it way too seriously, by the way. They've said, We're excited to explore the compelling modern day hero, Barney, and see if his message of I love you, you love me,

has truly stood the test of time. This is where I really, my heart goes out to parents. And you're in this category now, mate. Yeah. Because guess what? You're never going to go see a new movie at the cinema anymore. You're going to have to go see all these films. I have a theory with Tui, my daughter,

that if I never expose her to these, she won't get into them. That's mean. What if I show her things like Lord of the Rings? I'm like, Tui, you know what you'll love? She'll have nightmares. Tui, you know what you'd really enjoy? Breaking Bad.

And show her that stuff. I had a friend come around the other day with their kid, and the kid was kicking off and he goes, oh, can I put some wiggles on please to calm the kid down? And I'm like, I don't know if I want to expose my kid to the wiggles. Because once you do, only because I don't want, it's not that I don't want her to be happy. It's just I know once it gets in,

that's the only thing that you get to listen to anymore. You just don't want yourself to be very sad. Yeah, 100%. But also, I mean, what if the trade-off is she gets wiggles and you get more sleep? Then those JBL noise-cancelling headphones I got are going to come in very, very handy. Some good stuff in the old Barney.

I wouldn't mind her watching Barney. The Barney bag? How good was the Barney bag? Bring back the Teletubbies, I say. Oh, no, those were cooked. Teletubbies were the most cooked thing. And there's a baby that lives in the sun? Yeah, it was like waking up as a kid and being like,

am I taking acid this morning? Bring in Clint. Hang in a second. Oh, we're going to play Our nickname game next We'll tell you about it After this Bree and Clint's

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That bit needs practice. Yeah. It needs practice. The game's logged out. You didn't sing at all. I was way off. Way off. Well, it's a pretty simple game.

You call us up with, and I'm going to say a more unusual nickname, and then Clint and I will try and guess how you got that nickname. Yeah, we'll... How did that come about? We'll have 15 seconds to try and figure it out. We'll start with Gary. Hi, Gary. How are we, team?

Good, mate. Gary, good. What's your nickname? Gaz Maz Faz. Gaz Maz Faz? Yeah. Gaz Maz Faz. Okay, we're going to...

Maybe Gary loves fashion. Yeah. He's mad about fashion. Maybe he's mad about fashion. Gaz is Maz about faz. Fashion. I'm good with that. If you're keen with that. Maybe he's good at the fashion. He's mad about fash. Fash on. I'm good with that, if you're keen with that. Maybe he's, yeah, good at the fashion.

Is that what it is, Gary? Are you mad about fashion? Not quite. Yeah. I was at one point. I used to be called Gary the Mary. And so I was Gazza and then Mazza. And it all kind of just merged together

and just rolled off the tongue nicely with the Fez at the end. So wait, sorry, correct me if I'm wrong, Gary. So the main precedent why your nickname is that is what? Gary the Mary. So you're Gary and you're Mouldie. Yeah. Got it. All right, Geza, Meza, Fez.

That's zero from one. That was a hard one. Hi, Peyton. What's your nickname? It's actually my boyfriend's nickname. Yeah? And he's known by this. It's Flop.

Flop? Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, that is a highly unfortunate. So, obviously, let's not go down the obvious route. Yeah. What else? Why could he be called Flop?

Maybe he's a high jumper. Yeah, or maybe he's got floppy hair could he be called Flop? Maybe he's a high jumper. Yeah, or maybe he's got floppy hair. He could have floppy hair. Maybe he's got big ears. Let's go big ears. You want to go big ears or just go bedroom? Big ears. Big ears.

Peyton, does your boyfriend have big ears and that's why they call him Flop? No. Is it bedroom related? Kind of. Is it safe for the radio? Yes, it's not like bedroom. So when he was like, he's a real good rugby player,

but when he was like 14, that was like the first year of lifting. Yeah. And they pulled his shorts up too high and his like willy swapped out. Okay. I love that story. Let's take one more

Hi Logan Hiya man Nickname origins What's your nickname? Narco Shart Narco Narco Shart Yeah

Okay well it's obviously Got a word in there That we do know The shart word Why narco? Narco as in Narcos Narcotics

Maybe he put something Up his bum and then that made him shart. And he was smuggling it. Logan, are you called Narco Shart because you put something up your bottom? Oh, no. Right. That's disappointing. Why? What's the real reason?

Oh, well, narcolepsy. You know, I fall asleep in random places all the time. Yeah. And obviously shart because on a few different, I've done a fart and followed through. All right, now go shart. I would love if you fell asleep right now, and we'd be like,

Logan, Logan. All right. Wait, wait, did he fall asleep? Logan? Logan.

Logan. No, he's there. He's still there. He's still there. Logan. Logan. All right,

that's another round of, should we sing it out? So, technically, we got none of those right. No, none of them right whatsoever. But it was fun. It was fun. Okay, you ready? Yeah, three, two, one. ZM. Chernobyl is now a bona fide tourism hotspot.

Yeah, they're doing what's-her-name tours there. What's that? Top deck tours. Like contiki's and stuff? Yeah, they're doing contiki's through Chernobyl. Yeah, they're calling it contiki through Chernobyl. I don't think they are, but I don't think they're far off. Oh, I asked for Russian music and we have got it, baby.

And you bloody got it. Just announced at Chernobyl, you'll be familiar with this if you've watched a TV show or studied Chernobyl at all, they're opening Reactor 4, the control room of Reactor 4, which is the epicentre of where the Chernobyl nuclear disaster happened. For those who don't know, it's a nuclear power plant that melted down in the 1980s. And it's meant to be abandoned. It's an absolute disaster zone. If you go there, you will get radiation. Yes.

Poisoning. Well, you'll encounter some form of radiation. Yeah, they say it can mess with your bits. Yeah. They say it can mess with your reproductive stuff. All kinds of things. Who knows? They don't really know exactly what, but people still are going there.

But everyone just wants to go there to get that Instagram picture in front of the abandoned Ferris wheel. Who are these idiots, Clint? So Fletch from Fletch, Warner and Megan went last year. And we've got one amongst us. Producer Ben also wants to visit Chernobyl, site of the world's greatest ever nuclear disaster. Why? Do you not, Producer Ben?

Why? I'm just curious. What do you mean curious? You can read a book about it. Yeah, I could also watch a TV show. Watch a TV show. Watch a movie. Do all that. People don't think about it. It's like smoking. You feel cool in the moment, but you don't think about the

long-term repercussions. No, I don't think it's like smoking. I don't think it is like that. I think it's very different. Do you want to hear the details about going into the Reactor 4 control room? If you want to go into details about going into the Reactor 4 control room? If you want to go into the newly opened area, you must be part of an organised tour with official tourist agencies.

Imagine if you're the guy who has to take the tour every day because these dumb tourists want to go there. You must not want children ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a prerequisite. You must wear a protective suit, respirator, helmets if you want to go in there. What? You can only be in the room for five minutes. You can be in there for, that's the maximum.

Once you're out, you have to undergo two radiology tests to measure the exposure that has happened to you. That's how serious it is. Do you still want to go, Ben? Probably not to that one, but I'd still go to Chernobyl as the area. It's all the same. Some is stronger than the other. There's radiation everywhere around that place.

If you want to get radiation poisoning that bad, just put your balls next to the microwave. It will have the exact same effect. Yeah, do that. Anyway, if that's your idea of a good time. I can't wait for Producer Ben to come back with two penises. Bree and Clint, that is your next holiday idea. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. holiday idea ZM's Brie and Clint

The podcast I've got really good news everybody Yes New Zealand Has made the list Of the world's Wealthiest countries Congratulations everybody

Producer Ben Producer Ali You're New Zealand citizens Well done Congratulations Brie Thanks mate You're living here Congratulations

And all the hard work It's quite exciting You reside here Yeah you're here You're in it you're in it um we're earning money here so we're rich so anyone who i don't know if you came to work feeling poor this morning or not uh shake that feeling because according to this list we are officially rich awesome oh well how well it's a report that's been put out by the global wealth report uh in new zealand my favorite report new zealand has come in this is interesting we have come in as a report that's been put out by the Global Wealth Report. My favourite report actually. New Zealand has come in, this is interesting, we have come in as

the fifth richest country in the world. Really? What are the ones above New Zealand? Above New Zealand, oh god damn it. Number four is Australia. Yes! We've got it! At least we can win something.

Not the Rugby World Cup, but we'll take this random list. You're out of our one now. Go back. You can go back to your own one. No, I'm living here. I'm not earning money in Australia. Number three is United States. Number two is Hong Kong.

And the number one richest country in the world per adult. So they average the wealth of the country out over the number of adults that live there. Number one is Switzerland. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. They've got all those dodgy banks where all the millennials put all their money. Have you guys heard, because Hong Kong is what, number two? Hong Kong was number two, yeah. Have you guys ever heard about how rich?

Hong Kong? Oh, there's so much money in Hong Kong. Well, they're stuffed at the moment. They've got all those protests going on. What protests about what? The extradition laws. Oh. So China, they're trying to pass a law that says

they can extradite you to China, the parent company. Because Hong Kong's meant to be its own thing. It's meant to be independent. It's its little thing, separate thing, yeah. But at the same time, China's watching. China's watching. And also anyone who says anything bad about it is getting in lots of trouble from China.

So just for the record, we didn't say anything. We didn't say anything. Yeah, we're fine. We didn't say anything about it. So Switzerland's number one. Switzerland number one. Yeah. Hong Kong number two.

Fifth for New Zealand. Fifth New Zealand. That's pretty high. Down the list, Singapore. Oh yeah, Singapore's like super ritzy. Seven, Canada. Eight, Denmark. Nine, UK. And ten, the Netherlands. I like super ritzy. Seven, Canada. Eight, Denmark. Nine, UK.

And ten, the Netherlands. I'm just going to be honest with you. I don't know how they put this list together. Yeah. Like, I don't know how they work it out at all. But it is done, like I said, it's done by the Global Wealth Report. And tonight, on your way home, stop off. Don't cook.

Don't do that. Get takeaways. You can afford it. When you get home, go online to the Iconic. Do some afterpay. You can afford it. No, I really can go online to the Iconic, do some Afterpay. You can afford it. No, I really can't. That's why it's called Afterpay.

If I'm using Afterpay, I really can't afford it. Live it up, baby, because you are. And Alan, my flatmate, if you're listening, if it's Afterpay, you can't afford it. ZM's Free and Clint the podcast with mobile smiles register fill up redeem points for rewards easy if you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's

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