ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 23rd 2018
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ZM's Brie and Clint
Ah, Kia ora New Zealand, how are you going?
Kia ora
You alright?
You alright?
You alright? You over your long weekend blues here?
Nah, if people were smart, they'd be taking today off
Yeah, bloody Fletch Warner Megan did
That's right, because they were smart
Yeah
What are we doing here?
Yeah, I question that myself.
So do people listening.
How good, how good would life be if you had constant three-day weekends?
Mate, can we make a pact that if we ever start a company, four-day weeks.
Keen, what's our company going to sell?
Oh, no, toilet paper.
Oh, yeah, cool.
With people's faces on it.
Get your boss's face on toilet paper.
That's a Bree and Clint patented idea, by the way.
If anyone else takes that, we're going to sue.
We're taking you down.
Yeah, we'll murder you.
You'll be in the poo.
Yeah.
Imagine Ross Boss's face and then just getting all up in the crack with it.
Well, you're imagining it, so now I don't need to.
But yeah, fantastic business idea.
If we can get the producers to put together a cost-benefit analysis,
some ROIs,
a bit of KPI stuff
and just dump it all into an Excel spreadsheet
and fire that through by EOP today,
that'd be fantastic.
Don't pretend like you know business speak.
You can barely tie your own shoelace.
Hey, on the show today,
we're going to play the Insta Fame Game.
Oh, you used up all your smart words with
the business talk. No, I'm excited about the
Insta Fame Game because I found out today
that there are equal number of weeks
left for this game before Christmas
that there are games that you need
to take the lead. It's currently 10-5
and there's six games left to play this
year. So you need to go on the hottest of hot
streaks for the rest of the year
if you want to be the victor.
But I only have to win one more game today
and that'll shut you out for the rest of the year.
Then I can throw the rest of them.
Mate, I'm backing myself in.
I'm backing myself in for the hot streak.
It's coming up at 5.30.
Up next, I want to talk about big families.
I want to find the biggest family in New Zealand.
Okay. How many siblings do you
have? Do you think you've got the winning family? We'll talk about how many siblings
makes the happiest families. A study's been done, so you know it's going to be real.
Oh, good. I'm from a big one, so I'm keen. Zidim, Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint on Zidim. I want to talk about this study that's been done,
which they talk about how many children they reckon make the happiest families.
Oh, I'm so interested in this.
Because have you always had in your mind how many kids you want to have?
Yes.
I have.
Do you want to know my number?
Yeah.
One more than whatever Lucy wants.
Why?
Because if I say two, she'll say, well, we're having one.
But if I say... Why do'll say, well, we're having one. But if I say...
Why do you think your wife would do that?
Oh, now I've painted myself into a corner.
Just because it's...
I don't imagine it's that much fun pushing one out.
True.
Okay, saying that, so how many do you want to have?
A two.
Two?
Okay, see, I'm a three kind of gal.
You come from a three, don't you?
I do come from a three. See, I come from a four. So there's no way I'm inf three kind of gal. You come from a three, don't you? I do come from a three.
See, I come from a four.
So there's no way I'm inflicting four on my poor wife.
Yeah, I want four if I'm rich.
Three if I'm poor.
Okay.
If I'm rich, yeah, four.
Three if you're poor.
I want a big family.
But they're saying that in this study, they've gathered this data,
which they've asked a bunch of parents, you know,
how many kids they have, how happy they are, et cetera, et cetera.
Yeah.
And they've drawn these numbers as to how many kids make the happiest families.
Right.
It's quite interesting, actually.
A family with two girls has come out on top as the happiest families.
Oh, they've broken it right down to gender.
Yes.
Two girls is the happiest family.
Is that producer Ellie's family?
Producer Ellie, is that how your family's made up?
That is correct.
I've got a younger sister and I am so happy.
Yeah, but you're both messed up.
That's true.
Yeah, that's a good question.
Who's the happy one?
Is it the parents or the kids or everybody collectively?
Apparently collectively it makes the happiest family.
Family happiness.
Then it's followed closely with one boy and one girl.
So still two kids.
Still two and then families
of two boys.
So they really rate the two kids set up.
The top three is all two kids.
Is that because I've got two cats.
Are they happy?
Yeah, I think so. We obviously
have our favourites. Do you and
Lucy have favourites? Do they know that?
Do they listen to this show?
Yeah, I leave the clock radio on for them.
Awkward for them.
Is it because it's a two kid family?
It's very clear who's the favourite and you can have
one each. Well, that's true.
Then neither of the kids have to worry.
They can go, well, dad likes me, but that's fine because mum
likes you. Yeah, so each person has
a favourite parent and a favourite kid.
Which one do you think Vaughan's favourite kid is?
Oh. I think, do you think Vaughan's favourite kid is? Oh.
I think, do you think you know?
No, I've got no idea.
I just wanted to throw it out there.
No, I'm not going to say it.
That's horrible.
And they may be listening.
And Vaughan's told me that there is no favourite.
Oh, I thought you were going to say Vaughan's told me he's got a favourite.
I was like, tell me.
I want to know.
Vaughan told me he's got a secret one that you guys don't know about.
And that one's his favourite.
His secret family. It's a told me he's got a secret one that you guys don't know about, and that one's his favourite. His secret family?
It's a boy?
That's his favourite?
Yeah, so they're saying, and then like lists where it gets more and more kids,
they're lower and lower down the list.
So the more kids you add to it, the more un-
I don't believe that.
I don't agree.
I'm from a four, and we had the best childhood.
I was going to say, the more kids, the merrier.
I say that as the oldest, though, who didn't get any hand-me-downs.
See, I got all the clothes first.
By the time they got to my sister and they'd been worn four times.
Yeah, undies after being worn by four people is not a good time.
Yeah, I don't know if we were sharing undies, but hopefully not with my sister.
Just my family then.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm sure it's a normal thing as well.
So you never had hand-me-downs?
Well, you wouldn't have because you were the biggest.
I got the odd hand-me-down from older
cousins, but they were girls
and then when they became teenagers, they couldn't hand
them down to me anymore because the t-shirts all had
boobs stretched into them.
So, as they
started to develop, the
hand-me-downs started to decline.
Yeah, I can see that.
I disagree with this and I want to prove it on 0800DALZM this afternoon.
I want to find the biggest families in New Zealand.
Yeah.
Do you have a lot of brothers and sisters?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's find the biggest ones.
My grandma was from 14.
Whoa!
14 kids.
Yeah, see, my grandma was from nine.
They obviously didn't. Well, there was no Netflix, so. Yeah, true. They! 14 kids. Yeah, see, my grandma was from nine. They obviously didn't.
Well, there was no Netflix, so.
Yeah, true.
They were just chilling.
You don't have to beat that number, by the way.
No.
0800 dial ZM.
We want to find the biggest family.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
So a study's been released about what families make up the best,
the happiest.
Happiness.
The happiness, yeah.
How many kids make the happiest families? Yeah. That's what I was. The happiness. Yeah. How many kids make the happiest families?
Yeah.
That's what I was trying to say.
Yeah.
And they've come down to that two kids, mainly two girls, are the happiest families.
And then a boy and a girl, and then two boys.
As a dad, well, I'm not a dad.
Not that we know of.
Definitely not that I know of
As a future dad
Thank you, that's what I was trying to say
As a future dad, the idea of two girls terrifies me
Really?
Like the amount of bathroom time
And hair that would be left around the house
Oh it's not good mate
Plus I don't want two
Douchebag boyfriends coming around at Christmas
Oh you'd have your work cut out for you.
Yeah.
I would be into some new, I don't know what's going to be popular in 15 years' time.
Probably on hoverboards.
I'm calling BS on these stats.
I reckon the bigger the family, the happier.
I agree with you because you've always got someone to fight with.
Yeah.
And how fun's fighting?
And how fun's fighting and how
fun's fighting especially when it gets physical because it's your brother and your sister and
you go way harder but you know at the end of the day you still love each other did you ever have
a real physical fight with your siblings yeah wow what happened oh my brother chased me around the
backyard with a screwdriver oh yeah he obviously didn't get you no no. No, no. Close? No. Not as close as he'd like. My sister poured a bowl of hot soup on my head once.
Oh.
Yeah.
She didn't even get reprimanded for it.
Older sister or younger sister?
Older.
Oh, see, that's my younger brother.
You can't do that as the oldest.
You've got to be the role model.
So I threw a remote control at her and chipped her too.
And again, we're talking about how happy big families are.
You're from a three. I'm from a four.
We want to find New Zealand's biggest family.
Maria, good afternoon. Hi Maria.
Hi. How many kids are
in your family Maria? Well in
my personal family there's nine
of us all together. Six step
brothers and sisters and then there's the three
myself and my two brothers.
But my dad had
27 brothers and sisters.
Oh!
Okay, Maria, do you know all your uncles and aunties' names?
I probably could rattle off most of them,
but some of them were taken by tuberculosis
before I was born.
Oh, okay.
So we had a TB sort of wiped out about five or six of them.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's a...
Yeah, so...
That story took a dark turn. Yeah, and then there was a few miscarriages. That story took a dark turn.
Yeah, and then there was a few miscarriages,
and back in those days,
they didn't go to hospital.
They just went out to the backyard.
I know, Tina.
Tina.
Tina, you've really hit us
with some hashtag real talk this afternoon.
Sorry about that.
Let's end the conversation on you're from nine.
Can you just say,
because we'll edit this together.
So you say to us, you say, I'm from a family
of nine. I'm from a family of
nine. Whoa! That's crazy!
Thanks, Tina. We'll edit
that other part out. It'll come up well. Okay, cool.
Shane. Shane, how many are in your
family, mate? Yeah,
I'm one of eight. Whoa!
And you're all, are you full
brothers and sisters, all of you?
No, there's six full and then two halves.
So mum had eight kids, seven boys and a baby girl.
Wow.
Like it doesn't matter whether the dads are the same or not.
You've got to look at the point of origin.
And if it's the mum and they've all sprung from that tree of life,
she is an absolute trooper.
What a workhorse.
Your mum's like the Kris Jenner of New Zealand.
Well, you guys, that's an important question. They mum's like the Kris Jenner of New Zealand. That's an important question then.
You're from, they say two is the happy family.
Were you guys happy?
Oh, of course we were.
Of course we were.
No, we always got along.
Well, we still do get along really well.
It's always a rip-roaring party and, you know,
it's Mariah style when we're all together in a small house.
Everyone just sleeps wherever they fall.
Yeah.
And we all get along real well.
No animosity.
It's gross.
Love it.
That's a good time.
And they've nearly got a full baseball team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have they got a netball team?
Yeah.
Close.
Shelly.
Shelly.
Yes.
How many kids in your family?
Family.
17 all up.
I've got 12 of my own.
Three I adopted 16 years ago.
My sister died of cancer.
And two that I adopted six months ago
because their dad got killed in Auckland.
Oh, shit.
Can we?
Shelly.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Far out, Shelly.
Thank you for your call.
Thanks, Shelly.
Let's go back and we'll...
This isn't live, eh? We can sort this out? Yeah, cool. We you for your call. Thanks, Shelley. Let's go back and we'll... This isn't live, eh?
We can sort this out?
Yeah, cool.
We'll fix it up later.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
This show, the Bree and Clint show,
I like to think of it as a progressive, inclusive show
where, hey, if I happen to find a bit of news
particularly relevant to the female part of our show,
I can bring it to the table, right?
Depends what it is.
I can bring you a thing that benefits ladies with lady things.
Why did you just point to your crotch area?
Because this particular thing I've found is beneficial for ladies who struggle particularly at that time of the month.
Like if I found something that I thought was going to be beneficial,
you'd want me to bring it to the table, right?
Of course.
Cool.
Of course you can talk about it.
So this afternoon I'd love to talk to you about weed tampons.
What the hell is that?
So you know how Canada has just legalised weed?
Yes.
There are going to be weed everythings about to hit the market.
And the latest one is a weed-infused tampon.
Tampon.
What does it do?
Does it help with the pain?
It helps with the pain.
No. It uses the healing power of sativa to neutralise what I imagine are quite horrific symptoms.
Oh, they can be terrible.
Crippling, right?
Crippling.
So you just...
Whack it on up.
When you need one, you just stick it in.
Yep.
And then they say it just neutralises everything.
And it's perfectly natural.
And it's better than using like an ibuprofen or whatever it is you use.
Yeah, the amount of Nurofen I've taken.
Sticking some Vicks VapoRub on there.
It's better for you than that.
Okay, well, that's not a thing.
Because it's just, it's a plant.
It's a plant.
The company that makes them have said they won't get you high, which is good.
So you don't get your buzz on.. So you don't get your buzz on?
No, you don't get your buzz on from there.
But you will fail a drug test.
What?
Yeah, because it goes into your bloodstream.
So if you have to do a drug test for work
and you want to use a weed tampon, you won't pass.
Imagine if you get pulled over and they do a drug test on you.
They're like, sorry miss,
your test has come up positive
for weak.
And then you look at the cop and you're like, well
there's a good reason for that.
And then you tell them
and they're like, prove it.
There's a potential
downside. Maybe keep the wrapper in
your pocket so you can go. I love what time you've decided to talk about this.
What, just after 4.20?
4.30, blaze it.
I've got one...
Oh, two questions, first of all.
Would you use it?
Oh, I'd be too worried.
If it became legal in New Zealand and you could get it,
would you use it?
I'd be too worried I'd be pulled over and drug tested.
Yeah, well, I guess if it's legal, then it doesn't matter about the drug test.
Yeah, true.
Because it's been legalised.
True, that's true.
I just mean...
And it's not going to get you high, right?
No, they say it has no psychoactive properties whatsoever.
And I'm someone who's all for medical cannabis.
Okay.
I think it should be legal.
I think it's a great thing.
Yeah.
Should be implemented in this country. Yeah. Sounds like it should be legal. I think it's a great thing. Yeah. Should be implemented in this country.
Yeah.
Sounds like you're pretty keen.
I mean, I'd give it a go.
Last question or last scenario for you.
Imagine you've got one in and you're going through an airport.
The dog comes over.
Well, I hate dogs already sniffing that area most of the time.
Oh.
It's true.
Over the long weekend, Clint, I had my first camping experience.
Yeah, you were dreading this.
I'm not a camper.
No.
I'm not someone who's got the four-wheel drive and all the gear.
Which kind of surprised me because you're not a city slicker either.
No. You're from the country.
Yep. You're just not interested in what?
Pooing in a hole?
Well, you know what? I feel
like camping, if I'm going to camp, I
want to do the whole shebang.
I want to cook on a campfire.
I want to poo in a hole. I want to bathe in
the river. Oh, okay. The camping that
I did over the weekend. Go feral. Let your leg
hair grow out. Why not? Yeah. I only camp for one night and I've realised I don't think camping's
for me. All right. So we're in the beautiful Coromandel. Oh, how good. It was a delight.
I was in the beautiful Coromandel too. Yeah. We could have linked up. It's a great spot.
Yeah, you could have come around and used my indoor toilet. Could have. The camping
ground that we were at had a full shower set up, had full toilets.
You were at a campground. Okay. But when I arrived, the group that I went with,
they'd been there for the whole weekend. So I arrived like on the Sunday and they'd been there
for the whole weekend. They'd kind of cornered off this spot that was right near the river
and they got all their cars around and I parked my car up against their car
and we kind of got this semi-circle happening
and all the tents were in the middle.
Yeah.
It was great.
We decided we'd go down to the beach and it was like late in the afternoon,
went down to the beach and when we came back it was all dark.
Anyway, everyone was going off for a shower
and I'd actually forgotten a towel.
Oh, I hate that.
I decided, I was like, go without.
Go without a shower or go without a towel?
Go without a shower.
All right.
It'll be fine.
It's just one night.
It's one night.
Yeah.
I'm sleeping in a tent.
It's going to be fine.
Yeah.
So we were all sitting around the, not the campfire,
we were all sitting around the campsite
and we were all having drinks and whatever
and I decided, I was like, I need to go get changed before I get into bed.
So I walked over to my car, which when I parked my car, there was no one around us at the campsite.
We were like completely secluded.
But it had gotten dark and I couldn't see anything.
And I've walked over and I was trying to like navigate and I've like pressed the button on my car
and I could just see, you know, where I was walking
and what I was getting out of my bag.
Yeah.
And I decided the toilets and stuff were ages away.
So I was like, oh, I'll just get changed here.
It's not a big deal.
Yeah.
So I've like opened the door of my car
and I knew there was people like off to the right.
So I've like kind of cornered myself into the door
and I've taken my pants off and at that point I was like I'll put fresh undies on oh yeah go the whole
hog yeah because I mean I'm not showering I need to put fresh underwear on yeah yep yep yep so I've
taken my undies off and at this point I'm naked from from the down. Like a little baby. Like a little baby who's getting some fresh air on their bot bot.
And you feel very, very vulnerable.
In public.
Anytime you're going to drop your dacks in public.
Yeah.
Very vulnerable.
But it was pitch black.
I was like, no one's around.
It's fine.
That's what I thought.
It's at this point.
Excuse me?
I was still half naked at this point.
Yeah, yeah.
And I've kind of grabbed my shirt and I was like, oh, my God.
Can you please put some pants on?
My son's over here.
Where were they?
Literally.
Were you in someone else's campsite?
No, I did not realise they were on the other side of the river
and they were so camouflaged.
I did not even see them that day.
Like I thought there was no one else around.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
There's a crucial part of the story that I've missed.
Are we under the cover of darkness at this stage?
I mean, it was semi-dark.
Just a half-naked lady in the campsite at daytime.
I'm so white, it would have been like the moon.
Yeah, wow.
Literally.
Campsite people are weird.
Is it okay?
Yeah.
He didn't sound...
He had to have a conversation with his son.
As long as there's no photos, you'll be okay.
Yeah. Or was it a man? photos, you'll be okay. Yeah.
Or was it a man?
Yeah, it was a dad and he had his young son there.
Okay, all right.
Dad, that's that lady off Zit Im.
I know that bum anyway.
Brie and Clint on Zit Im.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
What song was top of the charts on your 16th birthday?
Let's all reminisce together and guess what?
Ross Boss is away.
He is away.
So unless he has some kind of remote control dial-in service.
He ain't listening.
He doesn't care.
He doesn't know.
Jeremy, welcome to the show.
Hello, mate.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
What's your birthday, Jeremy?
The 5th of March, 1987.
Okay, Jeremy, you were 16 in 2003
on the 5th of March, and topping the charts
was this.
Ah, mum's spaghetti.
Ah, nice. Yeah. Not bad.
Not bad. Announces... Yeah, pretty suitable
seeing as he's coming to New Zealand. Yes, he is.
Okay, good. I like that one.
Good luck, Jeremy. Taking you on is
James. Hey, James. Hi, James. G'day. G'day. Get it in ya, James. I like that one. Good luck, Jeremy. Taking you on is James. Hey, James. Hi, James.
G'day.
G'day.
Get it in ya, James.
What's your birthday?
Get it in ya.
You're a legend.
What's your birthday?
The 30th of March, 1987.
Okay, James.
Oh, another 87.
Literally, this is literally nearly a month apart.
On 2003 on the 30th of March, this was number one.
Oh, get it in ya.
Bomb diggity.
Got to do it.
Got to do it.
How good is it?
I'm loving that one.
They're like two or three weeks apart, those guys.
Literally.
Okay.
Let's find out if Barbara's an 87 baby as well.
Hi, Barbara.
Hi, Barb.
Hi, how you going?
Oh, great, Barb.
How are you?
I'm good, thanks.
Really good.
Were you born in 1987?
No, I'm slightly older than these other ones.
Just a little bit.
Just by a few years.
That's totally fine.
You give us your birthday.
Okay, my birthday is the 30th of November, 1916.
Oh, just a couple of years, Barb.
Oh, yeah, you've got a little bit of experience on them.
A little bit there, yeah.
You were 16, Barb, in 1976 on the 30th of November,
and this is your birthday banger.
You are the dancing queen.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Memories.
Solid gold hits.
Oh, my God, Ebba.
Yugi Ebba.
What a banger.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you rate this, Barb?
How about you? I mean, you've been listening to it for a lot longer than we have. Do you rate this, Barb? Pardon?
I mean, you've been listening to it for a lot longer than we have.
Do you still rate this song?
Oh, no, it's okay.
I like other bands better, but yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Or would you prefer to hear 50 Cent Indie Club?
Oh, I'd rather hear Aerosmith and things like that.
That was pretty cool back then, too.
We've had a bit of Aerosmith on Birthday Banger before.
We've got some serious...
Oh, because they've been
alive for so long, I think.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you know.
Hey, Barb,
we've got some serious
talking to do.
No, you're a delight, Barb.
What are you up to later?
Oh, well, you know,
finish work
and just hang it out
in Hamilton, you know?
Get it in you, Barb.
How is Hamilton?
Oh, dude.
Oh, sunny as.
I hate to break this up.
I'm just going to
pop Barb on hold.
Oh, I'll chat to Barb off air.
What song were we going to play?
I mean, I feel like I want to keep my job.
Yep.
And we should play 50 Cent.
Yep.
50.
Yep, but is that what you want to play?
You know me, I don't mind a bit of ABBA.
No, I don't mind a bit of ABBA No I don't mind a bit of ABBA either
But I'm not a massive ABBA fan
No I tell you what we do
Let's give it back to James
He was the most passionate of everybody
I love James
I think he'll make a good decision
You know what you gotta do eh
Your song was 50 cent interclub
And you were very passionate about that
You know what you gotta do
You gotta do it
Well you've gotta tell us what we've gotta do James
Yeah you've gotta play it I'll've got to do it. Well, you've got to tell us what we've got to do, James. Yeah, you've got to play it.
I'll be rapping along in my car.
Oh, okay.
Well, hit the go on 50 Cent.
Yeah, James.
Winner.
Get it in ya.
Get it in ya.
James, I dead set thought you were about to say Dancing Queen.
Oh!
ZM, Bri and Clint, it's the winner of Birthday Banger
50 Cent
Indie Club
We made the right decision judging by the text machine
by the way. It was down to this or
Ebba
Someone said yes 50 and someone else said
is there any other volume to listen to 50 Cent
at other than loud AF
Just classic fitty.
Have you ever watched the movie?
The 50 Cent, Get Rich or Die Trying?
It's so good.
Yeah, so good.
And he's so good in it.
He's a good actor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen 8 Mile?
8 Mile's great too.
I don't think I've ever seen 8 Mile.
You've never seen 8 Mile?
Have you seen Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?
Oh, how good.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
Went away over the long weekend with my wife,
Leslie, went away to the beach.
And one of the people that we hung out with there
has the new hot thing in hair dryers.
That's right.
You've got really rich friends.
Yes.
You said to me that their batch
is super fancy.
It's a beautiful batch.
Beautiful batch. Rich.
Do they have a Kauru membership?
I didn't fly with them. It was a
road-based holiday. But in your opinion,
would they? So the person who has
this hairdryer doesn't
live here. They live in the UK
where I think the tool itself is cheaper.
However...
Do they live in Buckingham Palace?
All right.
Look, have you seen this hairdryer?
The Dyson hairdryer?
Yes, I know the exact one you're talking about.
Right?
Isn't it fancy?
It's been out for a while.
It's super fancy.
Yeah.
Super overpriced
So it's called the supersonic hair dryer
I don't know why
Maybe because it dries your hair so fast
Apparently that's why
I'll give you the spiel before I give you the price tag, okay?
They're promising a quicker dry for your hair
Less heat damage for hair
That's great
Better ergonomics in the way the hand, they're scraping now.
Magnetic
attachments. Looks cool. So they just clip
on. Does look cool because the motor's
in the handle.
And because the
motor is in the handle, they're promising
fewer sore wrists from
hair drying. I mean, I've never
suffered a hair drying injury before.
I mean, I don't have RSI from hair drying.
Maybe hairdryers, maybe hairdressers
need it though.
That's who would be very beneficial.
So, if you would like, and it's
not here in New Zealand yet, you can get it in Australia
and it's coming to New Zealand
soon. I reckon it'll be here in time for Christmas.
If you'd like the Dyson Supersonic
hair dryer. Yeah, how much are we talking? I mean,
a normal hair dryer, $100 hairdryer, 100 bucks.
About 800 bucks.
Wow.
Well, no, that's an exaggeration.
If you base it off Australian prices, it's $700 in Australia.
And if you do the conversion at the current currency rate,
$755 New Zealand.
Oh, well, that makes it so much more affordable.
So who happened to get their hands on this fantastic hair dryer,
but none other than my fantastically stylish and beautiful wife, Lucy.
She's in love.
So your really rich friends already have this hair dryer,
and I saw on your wife Lucy's Instagram that she was using it.
We went around to their house.
Lucy specifically went with wet hair.
The palace.
So that she could get, it's not a palace, all right?
It's a batch.
It's a very nice batch.
With gold floors.
She went with wet hair just so she could use the hairdryer.
And what did she think? She was, excuse the pun, blown away.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't use haird dryers the same way that she does.
So I don't know if she really did see benefit in it
or if she's just blown away with the name
and the cool brand and the cool styles
and that sort of thing.
Can a hair dryer really be worth $800?
I mean, it can sweep you off your feet.
Swept away?
No, you need blow-based buns.
Here's the thing.
Mate.
Here's the thing.
I don't care if the hair dryer is making garlic bread. Here's the thing. Mate. Here's the thing. I don't care if the hairdryer is making garlic bread.
No, you do.
You do.
Well, I would.
If it's making garlic bread, I'm paying $755 for it.
You cook garlic bread in the dishwasher.
You could probably cook garlic bread with a hairdryer.
It's not worth that much money.
Lucy has dropped very strong hints that for her birthday,
which is in three weeks' time,
she would like the Dyson hairdryer.
That is craziness.
Is it?
So you're going to potentially spend $755.
I don't want to.
Yeah.
I don't want to.
In your opinion, I mean, is it worth it?
But is it going to be a disappointing birthday if i don't
no you just you just have to make your gift good you say you say that is a lot of money
and it is a lot of money it's a crazy amount of money but it's not as much as the new iphone
yeah but the new iphone i'm using that 24 7 She'll use this every day.
Yeah, but once a day.
Yeah.
She'll use that.
Or twice if she has two showers.
Well, now you're really clutching at straws.
Come on.
The new iPhone, I think, is too expensive anyway.
It is too expensive.
But I can see the benefit.
Ben's just found one on Trade Me. Our producer, Ben, has just found one on Trade Me.
How much?
Oh, no, get that away.
It's $900 on Trade Me See?
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
So people are trying to cash in
This is the question I want to ask
On 0800DALZM
Can you justify an $800 hairdryer or not?
Is it the most ridiculous idea you've ever heard of?
I'm going to say it's a big fat no from me.
Argue your case.
There'll be people out there who can justify it,
who can totally do it.
But then I also recall earlier this year
when I spent $800 on a leather jacket.
And you've worn that thing about four times.
Hey, it was a good four times.
Oh, $800 at him.
Compliments.
Would you spend $800 on a hairdryer? No, should I? Should you? Brie and Clint dial ZM. Compliments. Would you spend 800 bucks on a hair dryer?
No, should I? Should you?
Bree and Clint on ZM.
The next big thing in hair dryers is coming.
Apparently, it's the Dyson hair
dryer, so you know it's a bit fancy.
Why has no one invented a cordless hair dryer,
by the way? I would love that.
And then you could walk around your room
drying your hair. Plus, how annoying
is that part of your room?
And guys know, as soon as you move in with a girl,
that corner where all the corded appliances hang out,
and the hair dryer and the hair straightener and the hair curler are all there.
It's like a snake pit of cords.
Yeah, it's like an appliance nightclub.
They're all intertwined together. Just all mingling up against each other.
Anyway, this one's not cordless, but it is pretty fancy.
And they're saying that it's
well, actually, no one has come out and said it's
the best hairdryer yet, but at $800
you'd want it to be.
You'd want it to be, wouldn't you?
My wife has thrown very strong hints
towards me that she
would be quite pleased if one
showed up for her birthday in three weeks' time.
I just, I just, for me.
It's a lot of money.
I mean, I don't have any problem spending $800 on the woman I love.
Far from it.
It's just I'd like some help to justify the purchase.
You're hard against it.
No, I'm not hard against it.
I am obsessed with Dyson.
I just can't afford it.
Yeah.
I literally, you know it. Yeah. I literally
you know how I knew when I was old?
How? Because you got excited about a vacuum cleaner?
There was a moment where I was sitting
at home in my lounge room and
an ad for a Dyson vacuum cleaner came
on and I got a little bit excited.
That's when you know you're old. And I was like oh my god
it's happened. I'm old. I'm at the tipping
point. It excites me.
It's incredible how people can justify any purchase. People are very creative tipping point. It excites me. It's incredible how people can justify
any purchase. People are very creative with it. Like this text message. Someone's texted in and
said, Clint, the cost of that hairdryer will be 83 cents per day over the total lifespan of the
hairdryer. Now, is your wife's happiness worth 83 cents a day? Well, you can't argue with that,
can you? It's just you have to put the money down up front. I do love people who can justify it
and the reasons that they say to get around it.
Let's see what people do say about it.
Ange, am I buying an $800 hair dryer?
I reckon you should.
Why, Ange?
Because I, well, I'm biased because I want it for myself.
We all want it.
I'm not giving it to you if I buy it.
I've been saving for just the actual hairdryer when it came out the first time
without the curler and all the attachments and bits for a while,
and it's totally worth it.
I bought a straightener before for $400.
It's not Dyson, but $400, and I've had it for seven years.
So you can definitely justify the lifespan.
That's the 83 cents a day model that she's talking about.
God, I didn't know there were more attachments you had to buy.
There's so many.
I figured you got everything for that initial.
Laura?
Yeah?
Are we spending that much money on a hairdryer?
You know, the practical Aussie in me says no.
It's a bit of a slippery slope
because I don't know whether you've seen,
but Dyson's just released their curling iron this month as well.
Oh, God damn it.
Did you know they're putting out cars?
Yes.
Are they?
That's what they're working on next.
They're going to do electric cars.
When did Dyson, let's just break it down for a second,
Dyson's a vacuum cleaner company.
Why are they so sexy?
I don't get it.
They're like the apple of vacuum cleaners.
I was just about to say, they're as sexy as apple.
Now they're going to do everything.
Charlie.
Yeah?
Okay, $800 on a hairdryer.
Is that a crazy thing to do?
No.
If you love the woman, then you should buy it.
Oh, don't make it like that.
Is this one of Lucy's friends?
Is this Lucy with a fake name?
Lucy, is that you?
Tess, so far it's 100% by the hairdryer.
What do you have to say?
Oh, I wish that I could say something different,
but I mean, how important is her hair to her?
Like, is it super important?
Yeah, well, she's a girl.
It's hugely important.
Do you know, my partner scrimped and saved for a KitchenAid
because I'm obsessed with baking,
and we don't have lots of money,
but it's the best mixer you can get in the market.
And I would never look back.
I give that little machine a kiss every day.
She'll probably do the same with the Dyson hairdryer.
Did you have that same realisation as Bree
when she got excited about a vacuum cleaner,
when you're like, you know what I really want?
A KitchenAid.
So honestly, this is it.
You have to get it for her. She will love it
forever and, you know.
What goes around comes around.
I like that.
Couple more. Ellie, are we getting the hairdryer?
Clint, mate, love
needs no justification.
It's only money.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
I'm way, way too practical.
But if you really, really love her,
it's unlike, you know,
Glee and that jacket,
leather jacket.
Yeah.
If you really love her,
you got the dryer for birthday
and then Christmas,
the curling iron that's coming.
Oh, Ellie,
you're going to see me bankrupt.
It's less than a dollar a day.
Are you a lawyer?
You can do it. Are you a lawyer?
You should do it.
Do you work for Dyson?
I don't.
Yeah, okay.
Can you send us one if you do?
And Mike, Mike, a man's opinion.
I think I can guess what you're going to say,
but an $800 hairdryer, is it a big fat yes or a big fat no?
Well, you've got to say yes because you've got to think about what you
can get out of that.
You can ask for anything
once you've bought an $800
hairdryer and she pretty much
has to say yes. Mike, you're not married, are you?
I definitely am.
Oh, okay. Hey, if Mike says you can get
it, go for it.
Mike said I could have this.
Alright, someone send me the link. Oh mate,
I'm going to have to buy you lunch for the next month. Don't give it up.
Brie and Clint on ZM. Something we can do in our everyday life these days, Clint, is
you can get in touch with celebrities. Yeah. It's so weird to think because you could never
do that back in the day. You can message Barack Obama if you want. You can. You can inbox him on Instagram if you want to. And sometimes they see it. Sometimes, yes. Sometimes it just
slips through and they go, oh, you know what? I'm having too good a day where no one's abused me.
Maybe I'll go and check my other inbox just to really bring myself back down to earth.
You never know. One of my mates started this, I don't know what you'd call it,
a treasure hunt.
Yeah.
Where she really wanted to get in touch with Joe Amira from S Club 7.
I remember Joe.
She's got the flow.
She's got the flow.
Yeah.
She's the blonde one.
Random choice of celebrity that she could have had anybody and she's gone for...
Well, she's English.
So obviously S Club 7 was big for her.
What are they now?
Are they S Club...
Three.
Is it S Club 3?
S Club 3.
I saw them last year.
They came a few years ago and two of them were sick.
Oh, so it was S Club 1.
It was S Club 1.
And the show went on.
The show must go on.
Crazy, eh? I loved a bit was S Club 1. It was S Club 1. And the show went on. The show must go on. Crazy, eh?
I loved a bit of S Club 7.
Anyway, she was telling me about this treasure hunt that she's on at the moment
where she's been inboxing Joe from S Club 7.
Okay.
And all she wants is a reply.
I like this because she's chosen someone, no disrespect to Joe,
someone achievable.
Yeah, she's got about 8,000 followers on Instagram.
8,000?
8,000. Like only 8,000? on Instagram. 8,000? 8,000.
Like only 8,000?
Yeah.
Or 800,000?
No, 8,000.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's achievable.
Yeah.
She's probably going to see it.
But it's interesting the tact that my friend has chosen to get in touch with it.
Yeah.
She decided she would video every one of her friends saying something weird to hopefully, you know, get across to Joe, you know, something strange.
So she'd stand out.
Yeah, so she'd stand out.
So she's filmed all of her friends asking Joe from S Club 7 if they could borrow a cheese grater. Now, before I make myself sound stupid,
is Jo a cheese grater spokesperson?
No.
Is she an influential person in the cheese grater society?
No.
Is she in a song which references cheese grating?
No.
Does she have abs that you could grate cheese on?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, she's got the flow.
Here's a clip of a bunch of people
inboxing Jo from S Club 7,
asking her if they can borrow a cheese grater.
Hi, Jo.
I'm making a mushroom risotto.
Do you have a cheese grater I can borrow
for the Parmesan on top?
Oh, Jo.
Do you have a cheese grater?
Hey, Jo.
It's Lisa from Germany.
I was wondering if perhaps you have a cheese grater I can borrow. Hey, Jo. I'm just in a red shot and the chef just asked if we got a cheese grater hey joe it's lisa from germany i was wondering if perhaps you have a cheese grater i can borrow hey joe i'm just in a red shot and the chef just asked if you got a cheese grater hello
hi joe jackie here i've got two questions for you have you got the flow and do you have a cheese
grater i can borrow hey joe i got some good at a really good price um do you have a cheese grater I can borrow? One of the best trolls I've ever heard.
It's so good.
I decided I needed to get involved.
Yeah, you've seen one?
So I inboxed Joe over the weekend with this.
Hi, Joe.
I'm so sorry to do this to you on such late notice,
but I'm having a pizza night and just realised I don't have a cheese grater.
So do you mind if I borrow your cheese grater?
Is that Eagle Rock playing in the background?
Yeah, mate.
Wow.
I know how to party.
This has been going on for a month.
Okay.
Where multiple people.
I don't, with 8,000 followers.
Yeah.
That's a sizeable amount.
Yes.
But I don't think there's any chance she hasn't seen it.
There's no way this hasn't popped up into her news feed.
You know on Instagram how you can see if someone's seen it?
A message?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's seen them all.
Right.
Every single inbox.
She's seen all of them.
Has she replied?
For a month.
We have not heard anything out of Jo from S Club 7.
She replied last night.
The holy grail she didn't even reply to my friend nick who started the whole thing she replied to another
friend of mine who it was her birthday and joe inboxed her saying hey happy birthday for yesterday
also can you tell me what the hell this chick cheese grater thing's about?
That's a result. You just need
them to react once and that's a result.
That's all you need.
Oh my god, I heard
she bought all her followers.
She would. She's such a bitch.
It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
This is where I'm not a loser, though.
This is where I am an outright winner.
The Insta Fame Game is where we get given celebrities from Instagram,
from our producer, Ellie.
Hi, Ellie.
Hello.
It's our job to guess to the nearest amount how many Instagram followers they have.
It's first to three.
And the results for the year are interesting
because it's 10 games
to five in favour of me.
We play once a week. Producer
Ben, how many games are left for this
year? You know how I said six before?
There's actually eight.
Not so interesting at all. Plenty more opportunity
for me and I'm on a winning streak.
Yeah. If you want to overtake me by the end of the year, though,
and that's when the clock resets on all our games,
it's time to go to work.
Because you've got to go to work.
You better work, bish.
I'm going to Fifth Harmony this bish.
Ellie, when you're ready,
please give us our first celebrity for the Insta Fame game.
Makes me so nervous.
All right, first celebrity, an Aussie, Delta Goodrum.
Oh, she just got engaged, didn't she?
I love some Delta.
I love some Delta.
We interviewed her and, like, she didn't know that we could hear her,
but she was swearing.
It was so weird to hear her swear.
Is she a hashtag influencer in Australia?
Um, kind of.
Yeah.
All right. Is that $3.5 million there, Clint? That's what I've. Yeah. All right.
Is that 3.5 million there, Clint?
That's what I've put down.
3.5 million for Delta Goodrum.
Brie, you have said 800,000.
Delta Goodrum has 455,000.
Get in there, Delta.
Behind these angel eyes.
She doesn't have a million followers.
Oh, no, that's not a Delta song.
I heard that's Kelly Clark's, didn't I?
Did she say behind these hazel eyes?
Good point.
Name one Delta Goodrum song.
Born.
Free.
Born to try.
Born to try.
There we go.
We got there.
Born to try.
Oh, I do like that song, actually.
Okay, Ellie, give us another celebrity.
All right.
Actually, another Aussie.
Chris Hemsworth.
Oh, this is rigged.
No, but Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Hemsworth.
No, you're giving the Aussie all the Aussies. No, but he's technically not really an Aussie. Chris Hemsworth. Oh, this is rigged. No, but Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth. You're giving the Aussie all the Aussies.
No, but he's technically not really.
You want me to lose this.
You know what?
I'm sticking with my original answer.
I think he's Hollywood enough that he should have this many Instagram followers.
He's Thor for God's sake.
Hang on, I have got the right Hemsworth, haven't I?
Yes.
Yeah, he's Thor for God's sake.
He's Thor.
So, sorry, Clint, you've said 3.5 million.
That's a big compliment.
I can see it.
All right, settle down, mate.
Brie, you've said 4 million.
Chris Hemsworth has 21.8 million, guys.
So that's Brie's point, but I mean, neither of you really deserve it.
No, you're right.
Neither of us really deserve that.
But I still win the point.
Okay, that's 2-0.
I don't like this.
Oh, I like this a lot, my friend.
I don't like being beaten at the one thing that I'm good at on this show.
Maybe you're not good at it anymore.
Maybe you're not good at it anymore.
Ellie, give us our last one.
And I'm going to tell you, I'm going to say right now,
if it's an Australian, you better choose a different one.
You're sweating.
No, because I don't want to.
Okay.
All right.
How about a Kiwi that won Australian Idol, Stan Walker?
I love Stan Walker.
I love me some Stan Walker.
I'd tash on with Stan Walker.
Okay, that's a bit inappropriate.
Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan.
Stan Walker.
I follow him.
Is he, like, how big is...
That is so hard.
Because he's good.
All right, Clint, for Stan Walker, you've said 66,000.
Bree, you've said 200,000.
Stan Walker has 208,000.
Yes!
It's a great sweep two weeks in a row, baby!
Oh, dear.
I mean, good game.
Put that point on the board.
It's a comeback queen.
So we had what a Delta Goodrum.
What competition was she on?
She was on Neighbours.
She was on Neighbours, Australian.
Chris Hemsworth from Home and Away.
Yep.
And we had the winner of Australian Idol.
Oh, fantastic.
What a well-weighted competition that we can all participate in and succeed in.
I love that we all have never seen if Clint's a good loser or not.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Bree and Clint on Zit Im.
I want to tell you about this hitchhiker in Aussie.
So picture this.
You're down on your luck.
You're hitchhiking your way across Australia.
You're in Brisbane.
You've got a sign that says Byron or Brisbane.
Next minute, someone pulls over.
He'd only been hitchhiking for 15 minutes.
It's none other than A-list celebrity in a black van,
Chris Hemsworth.
Get out of town.
Thor.
Yeah.
Pulls over, picks up this hitchhiker.
The story gets better though because Chris Hemsworth
was with his personal trainer.
His name's Luke Zocchi.
That guy would have to travel with his personal trainer permanently.
All the time.
Yeah.
They pretty much, they're like best bros.
They travel together 24-7.
Yeah. trainer permanently. All the time. They're pretty much like best bros. They travel together 24-7.
They are actually not driving to Byron Bay
because that's where Chris Hemsworth lives.
They're flying by
helicopter. What?
I've grabbed a piece of Chris Hemsworth
Instagram story and this
is Luke, his personal trainer, talking
first about seeing the hitchhiker
and what they're going to do.
So we've just landed in Brizzy. We've just seen a guy who's hitchhiking to Byron Bay.
That's where we're going, isn't it?
We're going to Byron. We'll give him a lift.
Little does he know that we're getting a chopper.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to Australia.
Coming from Mexico. Legend.
I'm headed to Byron Bay.
Well, we're going to Byron. That's where we live, bro.
Are you guys flying to Byron Bay?
You're a chopper in the Byron Bay, brother. Scotty, boy. All right, Scotty.
Dream's over.
Back to the normal hitchhiking.
Kombis and stuff, mate.
You're on.
Scotty, thank you.
I'm packing your luggage.
Throw it in, mate.
Wait, did they take him on the chopper
or did they just kick him out of the van and go,
just kidding?
No, so they put him in the van,
then they went to the chopper,
and then they actually went to Chris Hemsworth's house in Byron.
Far out.
And then they drove him into town where he needed to go.
That's incredible.
What are the odds of that happening?
You know what that is?
That's really good publicity for hitchhiking,
which I don't know if that's a good idea.
No.
Like that is.
We don't condone it.
Although, although, good mate of mine picked up a hitchhiker in the South Island.
Yeah.
He was driving between Christchurch and Dunedin and they picked a guy up.
And they, oh, I should have got the detail before I started the story.
Oh, no.
Who's the guy who made Avatar?
James Cameron.
Yes, James Cameron.
They pick up this guy.
He's James Cameron's son.
No way.
The guy ends up coming back to their house in Dunedin,
ends up living with them for three months Because they got on so well
He just flattered with them for three months
And then he said
Whenever you're in the States
Hit me up
I'll take you around to Dad's place
Six months later
They're doing a roadie through the States
They're staying at James Cameron's house
What?
This is a really bad advertisement for hitchhiking
That's what I'm saying
All the good stories are coming from hitchhiking Yeah, you don't hear about all the bad ones though No, because they That's what I'm saying. All the good stories
are coming from hitchhiking.
Yeah, you don't hear about
all the bad ones though.
No, because they're deed
and they can't tell you the stories.
Which we want to hear from you
right now.
0800 dial ZM.
Have you picked up a hitchhiker?
Yeah.
You can text us on 9696
or you can remain anonymous
because I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
Do they have to be famous,
the hitchhikers?
No.
It can be whatever
hitchhiking story you'd like.
Okay.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
A hitchhiker in Aussie has found himself in Chris Hemsworth's helicopter.
Yeah.
It just doesn't happen.
It just doesn't happen.
He was looking for a lift to Byron Bay.
That's where Chris Hemsworth lives.
Yeah.
And they picked him up, told him
we're not driving to Byron. We're going in a
helicopter. It's a very Chris Hemsworth thing to do.
It is. Do you think
that it was premeditated? Like do you
think that Chris and his people were
like, here's a great story.
Pick up a hitchhiker, take them in your chopper.
Instagram story it and the whole world
will talk about it. It's a cynical way
to look at things. Yeah, I do know that Chris is, he is an advocate for Aussie tourism.
Right.
And he kind of does do a lot of stuff for Aussie tourism.
Like Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, cool.
But let's live in bliss and just think that he's picked up a random hitchhiker.
Let's just all pretend that you could be out there tomorrow
and Brad Pitt could pull over and say, hop on my motorbike.
You never know.
New Zealand, that's how hitchhiking works.
So we're asking you this afternoon, 0800-DALZ-M,
when did you pick up a hitchhiker and what happened?
Hey, Jared.
Hey, how you guys doing?
Good. What happened, Jared?
All right, so I'm a bit of a regular hitchhiker out there.
I've picked a lot of people up,
but I've also hitched a few rides myself
and in my times in
taking a few rides between Dunedin and Christchurch,
I was in a rush to get home.
I had a party to get to
and I left a bit too late. I was a bit
cruisy and I got picked up
by this mother and son that were
top and tailing all the way back down to
Timaru. and on my
travels there I sort of got chatted
to them and they were sort of, you know, as
you do when you're hitchhiking, you just give someone your life
story and they feel pretty comfortable so
they just unload on you, they give you everything.
You know, I was getting everything about
the drama with the sons and the daughters
and all that sort of thing and I was like, okay, cool.
She was feeling pretty comfortable around me and then
I sort of, you know, the sun's beaming down
and she starts to have a bit of a yawn and she's like,
oh, I'm actually pretty tired.
And I'm like, oh, you know, like, I'm like, you know,
if you ever want me to just, you know, take over the drawing for a bit,
you know, I can.
And she goes like, oh, can you drive stick?
And I'm like, of course I can.
Jared, Jared, Jared, I'm going to stop you.
Yeah, right?
Now.
I want to know what happened.
No, I need to know what happened.
Just is it radio friendly what happened? Oh, yeah, no, it's radio friendly. Okay, right. I want to know what happened. No, I need to know what happened. Just is it radio friendly what happened?
Oh, yeah, no, it's radio friendly.
Okay, cool.
Because you're in this weird mother-daughter like caravan thing.
Mother-son.
Mother-son.
And it just feels like it could go in a certain direction.
Oh, okay.
No, no.
I want to hear that story anyway.
Give us the nuts and bolts.
What happened?
Oh, it's absolutely PG.
Absolutely PG.
I just, she pulls over and she's just like, I'm too tired to drive.
She's just like, you can drive the rest of the way.
And I'm like, are you serious?
And she's just like, yeah.
And I'm like, okay.
So I was like, I haven't driven manual in a year or so like that.
I've been driving autos and she just gives me the keys, gives me the front seat
and I just have to drive myself all the way.
She kips off, has a nap in the next to me and I'm just driving myself,
strange as car, all the way back down to Timberoo.
Jared, Jared, me again.
Yep.
What happened?
Well, I mean, like, nothing strange.
I mean, like, it was...
Nothing strange?
I mean, I'm not allowed to tell you because it's not radio appropriate, but, like...
Okay, now you tell us.
Right.
Is that the mum and the son in the background?
I mean, yeah, they were...
I mean, the mum was in the sun.
They were doing some dodgy things with some sakamana and things like that.
Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared.
I feel like you might be splicing up the story now that it didn't have a conclusive ending.
And then I hooked up with the mum and we're married.
Yeah, we're married.
No, I mean, like, she was, I was she was a bit fatigued
from some earlier activities
and decided to
just let me drive
alright Jared
Jared
I'm just gonna
I'm gonna bid you adieu
okay
alright
Kakiti
we appreciate you
appreciate it Jared
and we love you calling
alright Kakiti
Kakiti
Ano
I wouldn't
we still didn't know
what happened
nothing happened are you sure nothing happened what that whole story nothing happened I'm fairly confident nothing happened We still didn't know what happened. Nothing happened.
Are you sure?
Nothing happened.
What, that whole story, nothing happened?
I'm fairly confident nothing happened.
Right.
Annabella.
Yeah?
Annabella.
What?
Yeah?
There's a good text.
Okay, just tie her, Annabella.
Wait there, Bree's going to read a text.
Then we're going to come back for your ripping story, I'm hoping.
All right?
Hitchhiker. Okay? On the text machine,
I picked up a German hitchhiker in Palmy heading back to Hastings.
He was headed there too.
We got on really well, and when we got back to Hastings,
we shared a joint.
See? Hot, punchy story about hitchhiking.
Not completely family appropriate, but not the worst story either.
That's what we're after.
Annabella, what happened to you when you were hitchhiking?
It actually happened to my mum when she was younger.
She used to live in England and her and her sister came over
when they finished school for a gap year.
Anyway, they were hitchhiking around New Zealand
and this guy picked them up and they were like,
we want to go to Ruapehu.
And he's like, yeah, I can take you there.
And then he starts driving, and then he starts going all these back roads,
and they're like, no, stop, let us out.
And he wouldn't let them out, and they were freaking out.
And then he goes, no, we're not driving there.
We're going to go in a helicopter.
So they went on his helicopter, and he took them to the top of Ruapehu
on his helicopter. A happy ending. Thank top of that rope where he wanted his helicopter.
A happy ending.
Thank you, Annabella, for saving this whole segment.
Just when we thought we were about to get a New Zealand version of Wolf Creek,
you swoop in there almost by helicopter and save the segment.
We love you.
Thank you for calling.
You're welcome.
And people say this radio job is easy.
Some of my favourite stories are stories about big tips.
Sorry.
No.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
No, I love a big tip.
Mate, one of us has to be a grown-up here.
No, I know, but you keep saying it.
It is a big tip.
It's a story about a big tip.
Yep, cool.
Do you want to hear my big tip story?
Just the tip, yeah.
Okay, I'll give you the tip on the big tip story.
You can't say big tip on the radio.
I didn't really think that through, okay?
And then I've kind of just rolled with it.
All right.
Do you want to hear the dance story?
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm up for it, if I'm ready for it.
Right.
Depends how many times you have to say big tip.
It involves a girl.
Yep.
Of course it does.
And a YouTube vlogger.
Yeah, great.
And a big tip.
Yep.
So there was this girl working in a restaurant over in America,
and she served this guy, and all he asked for was two glasses of water.
Yeah.
So she serves up these two glasses of water and then he leaves.
Yeah.
But not without leaving a big tip.
Good.
Now we're here.
Yes.
Yeah.
So now you know what tip I'm talking about.
Thank God.
Yeah, I know where we're at.
This guy has left a tip of $15,260.
For two glasses of water?
For two glasses of water.
He's a creep.
You reckon?
He's a creep.
So apparently, like she's walked over and it was in cash.
Yeah, nah.
He's looking for, yeah.
No, he left.
Yeah.
He didn't leave his number, nothing.
Yeah, but you said he's a YouTube star.
Yeah, so it turns out the guy's name is Alania Custer.
Oh no, that's the waitress's name.
Sorry, my bad.
Big tips thrown me.
His name is Jimmy Donaldson.
He's also known as his online persona, Mr. Beast.
Yeah.
Rev it up.
Just rev it up.
I'll give you a tip.