ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 23rd 2019

Episode Date: October 23, 2019

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Well, it's hard because there's no Clint here to start the podcast, so... Um, I can start it. I'm an independent woman. Ellie can start it. Mm-hmm. Can't clip with my left hand, but we're trying. Nah, neither can I. I can't do a lot with my left hand, actually. Come on, baby, stop my file. Who sings that song? Uh, Johnny Cash? I think it is Johnny Cash.

Yeah, I don't know. Okay, are we ready? Should we start? Yep. Hello, guys. Welcome to the Bream... Oh. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, are we ready? Should we start? Yep. Hello, guys. Welcome to the Brain... Oh, no, you can't start the podcast. Let me try one more time. You can keep this interview on.

G'day, guys. Welcome to the Brain Clint Podcast, where Clint will not feature on this podcast today as he's had a sick day. What a soft voice you've chosen. Do you like that? Yeah. Have you ever heard my... Oh, a bit of music. Have you guys got a phone voice? Yeah.. Do you like that? Yeah. Have you ever heard my, oh, bit of music.

Have you guys got a phone voice? Yeah, hey, it's been here, what's up? It's so professional, your phone voice. Oh, is it? Yeah, a little bit professional. Do you have a phone voice? I think I do. I think I do.

I'm trying to think how I'd speak to someone. Hi, hi, it's Ellie Howard here. I'm just wondering if I could book an appointment, you know what I mean? Phone voice for sure. I used to be the receptionist at an AFL. What was it? I don't know. I think it was the Brisbane Lions.

Yeah, I was very young. And I definitely had a phone voice. Oh, did you? What was it? Yeah, I'd answer the phone and be like, Hello, the Australian Football Federation. This is Bree. Oh, nice. And is that different to the MC Bree voice? Oh, shut up. to june was it yeah i'd answer the phone and be like hello the australian football federation this is brie oh nice and is that different to the mc brie voice you motherfucker i turned can i say you guys gave me such a complex about having an mc voice i turned down a gig they loved me they

loved it yes i did bar 101 in auckland said they loved me they'd love to have me back and i got such a complex because i didn't want to do my mc vote is that true who's ready to party it's so good though it's good it's very good yeah i feel like that's what the people want i would do that too i think if i was up against all those people i think my voice would change too i do hate emceeing. It's hard. I just don't think – yeah, when I see someone who can emcee really well, I'm like, that is such a rare skill. Yeah, you've got to have nuts, man.

To be able to keep the room entertained and, like, you know, go a little bit but not too much. Because a lot of cars just go and just stare at you like, who are you? Have you ever emceed anything and absolutely crashed and burned? I don't know if I've crashed and burned. I did a bow and a one one, actually, probably a couple of years ago. And it was all right. It was scary, though.

Yeah, it is scary. I had stuff thrown at me once. No, I'm kidding. I was going to say undies. I was going to say bras. Not with this MC voice, guys. Not with this MC voice. Does anyone want to get anything off their chest now that Clint's away for a day quick yeah i really don't like that guy

no i love him it's your last chance yeah i don't have a lot to say really um i don't have anything you sound sad producer ben what's going on in your dating life at the moment whoa oh that was coming hot well no nothing Nah, nothing. I'm not sad. I'm just tired. I mean, you've been churning through the girls lately. So, you know. Been going on, I'm not saying that. I'm saying you've been going on a few dates.

I've been on some dates. Which I've been proud of you. Nice. Because, I mean, you get to get yourself out there. Nothing's wrong with going on multiple dates. Yeah. No. Any, well, who's in the top three at the moment?

Oh, no. Oh, no. Anyone? No. I'm not. No, you don't kiss and tell. You don't kiss and tell. What about Toothbrush Girl?

What about it? You know the girl that asked Ben if it was okay if she brought a toothbrush over to his house? What's she up to? Right now? Yeah. Don't know. You said you saw her, what was it, last night? Yeah, she was around last night.

Yeah? We were looking at the fire. We've got a fire at the moment in the centre city, so we went out and sat on the balcony and watched the fire. It's not romantic. We're sparks flying. All the smoke everywhere. I was like, I'm actually struggling to breathe.

Was your heart racing? We should have gone to your house instead. We're in an emergency. No, she's fine. That's good. How's your girlfriend? Dick. Here's the podcast. Now let me see you

dance. Z-Dams. Brie and Clint. Yes, good afternoon, New Zealand. Clint is unfortunately sick this afternoon, or so he says. Oh. You know what? Don't want to call shade, but he had a little bit of a ruddy nose

and he says, oh, better stay home, better rest up. He's protecting us, Bree, though. Yeah. I don't want it. He's doing a favour for us. I don't want it either. I mean, the rest of the crew here, producer Ben, producer Ellie, we're going to have a bit of fun this afternoon.

Guys, I nearly had my first accident on a Lime scooter getting here today. What did you do? Well, I mean, what did they do? Yeah, why are you assuming it was me? Yeah, what? I'm a great Lime scooterer, thank you. He is. Because obviously around the country,

everyone would have heard that Sky City is obviously on fire. Not the tower. Don't worry, the tower's fine. But the new building. The convention centre. The convention centre. And my car is stuck in the car park. Yeah.

So I thought, oh, maybe I'll do the millennial thing and I'll lime to work today. Yes, nice. You know, save the planet. Yeah. Oh, that's me just, that's, sorry, that's a civil defence alert I'm currently getting. Oh, because of the fire.

What does it say? It just says, oh my God, sorry, hang on. Oh, shut up. Oh God. Oh God, it's scary when that happens. Oh, I'm getting it too. Emergency alert. Oh my God.

Okay, so just stay out of smoke. Close your windows and doors. Shut off your air conditioning and call Healthline on 0800 611 116 if you need any health advice. Yeah, it is really smoky around the city. So yeah, don't come in if you can avoid it. Have the day off. ZM said so. Anyway, obviously we're not having the day off

and I was lime scootering in. And as I was, you know, being all cool in my blazer or my lime scooter, I started to go across the road. Next minute I've spotted an obstacle. Oh yeah? Did you jump it? And I tried to avoid across the road. Next minute, I've spotted an obstacle. Oh, yeah? Did you jump it? And I tried to avoid it. Nice.

And you've done that thing where you've stared at it? And I got the speed wobbles. You know what it was? You know what I had to avoid? What? Someone had dropped a bloody mandarin on the road, hadn't they? I was good it would go right over there, though. No, but I was wearing white shoes.

It would have been splatter everywhere. Oh, yeah. Nice work. I avoided the accident because, I mean, I'm like Tony Hawk on a lime scooter. That's not true. Anyway, if you want to win some mobile fuel, you can do that with Janina or Pop Diva. Don't know how that game has made it back, but that's just before 5 o'clock today. Up next, we actually need two people to call right now.

We need a genuine Kiwi and we need a genuine Aussie. If you're from Australia and if you're from New Zealand, which I think that'll be pretty easy considering we're in New Zealand, call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We're going to do a bit of an experiment next. Right now, Dominic Fyke on ZM with Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Look, there's something that obviously might come to a shock for some people listening. I don't know how I'm going to say this. Just say it. I reckon just come out and just say it. It's going to be easier. Okay.

Be brave. I'm Australian. Oh, no. Get her out of here. Jesus. You can't be dropping stuff like that on us. I think my accent is pretty subtle. That's all right.

You might have noticed that if you listen to this show. Something which I mean definitely early days because obviously I'm the outsider here. I notice quite a lot of differences in certain words from the Kiwis to the Aussies. Like we use a lot of the same words but then I think the way we pronounce certain words is a little bit different.

It's been really interesting, don't you guys think, especially in the last like two weeks, Clint and I have noticed certain words that we say completely different. Yeah, it's like a full-blown argument every time it happens. Yeah, I know. I'm like, no, it's said this way. And then he's like, no, it's said this way. I'm like, true, I'm living in your country.

We'll go with that. But I thought we could do a bit of like an experiment this afternoon where we've got Shaden on the phone. Hi, Shaden. Hey. Who is a Kiwi. And then we also have Jamie on the phone who's an Aussie. Hello, mate.

Hey, how are you? Good. Now, guys, I wanted to run past you guys because obviously Clint is a Kiwi and I'm an Aussie and I just wanted to check whether or not it's an Aussie v Kiwi thing or if it's a I'm crazy or Clint is crazy thing. All right so we're gonna run past you guys some of the words that we've been saying or pronouncing differently and then you guys tell me what you think is the right way to pronounce it. Okay, guys? Nice game. Okay, perfect.

So the first word that we have had an argument on, Shaden and Jamie, is Subaru or Subaru? Subaru. Jamie says, the Aussie says, what do you say, Jamie? Subaru. Subaru. And what do you say, Shaden? Subaru.

Yes, Shaden, like it. Good. So it's a Kiwi, the Aussie thing. Neither of us are crazy. It's definitely Subaru, by the way. Okay. Oh, I can't. All right. Do you want the correct pronunciation of it?

Yeah, because you've went onto YouTube, haven't you, Producer Ben? I found the correct pronunciation of it. And I don't know if it's going to settle it. Don't look at me as if I've rigged this. I haven't. I've just Googled it. Put it up and this is the top one. Okay, give it to us.

This is what YouTube says. Yeah, the correct one. Subaru. Oh, Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru.

Subaru. Subaru. So neither of us are right. No, it's Japanese, isn't it? It sounds Subaru to me. All right, let's go to the next one. This is a horrific fruit. A persimmon or what do you guys say?

A persimmon. A persimmon. Is it persimmon or persimmon? Do they even have those in Australia? We wouldn't know. Have you ever heard of that, Jamie? I have no idea how to say it correctly. Okay, great.

And what about you, Shaden? Persimmon. Yeah, no, he's good. He's good. Do you have the YouTube pronunciation? Yeah, I do. Do you want to hear it? Oh, yeah.

Here we go. Here we go. Persimmon. Oh. Persimmon. Okay. Persimmon. Okay, all right.

Maybe that one's right. No, we don't know because Jamie had no idea. That's true. Jamie. What are you doing to me, Jamie? Okay, here comes the last word. We've had arguments on the pronunciation over Kiwi versus Aussie pronunciation.

Is it surveyor or surveyor? The job title. Let's go. Yes, the job title. Is it surveyor or is it a surveyor? Let's go to Shaden first. The Kiwi. Surveyor.

Oh. You think it's surveyor? Surveyor. No, I actually never, I've never said that word before. Shaden's like, I've actually never heard of that job before. Fair enough. Fair enough. What about you, Jamie?

Is it surveyor or surveyor? Surveyor. Okay, well, you know, we knew she was going to say that. Yeah, that was right. I think we should get Jamie on the show more often. Definitely, definitely. Go to the audio?

Let's go to the audio. Okay, here we go. The final order, the correct pronunciation of it. Surveyor. Surveyor. Surveyor. Yeah.yor. Surveyor. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So the vowel, yeah, the E is the, just ironically, we're talking about pronunciation. You say pronunciation? I'm pretty sure it's pronunciation. Oh, no. Niners. This is quite a scary story from you, Producer Ellie.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a fun story. But I got an email the other day and it was from the IRD. I was like, oh, my gosh, yeah, they want more money off me because they've already asked for all this tax break. That's right. You had to pay tax. I had to pay like two grand. Yeah, it was bad.

Did you pay two grand in the end? Are you earning that much money? I'm so rich, yeah. God, you are rolling it. I knew those Viva La Dirt videos were going well, but I didn't realise that well. So anyway, I got this email the other day, and it said you were eligible to receive a refund of $149.85.

I was like, oh, yes, get me some Kylie skincare or something. Who doesn't want $150 for free? Exactly. And I was like, yes, finally I'm getting a refund. This is great. So I read on. It said, tax returns for this period, blah, blah, blah. We tried to send it to you automatically, but we're unable to do so as we don't have those details on file.

I was like, interesting. Yeah, see, my gut would be going off right now. Mine did. And I was like, but maybe, maybe I am richer. Maybe I am. And then the next three points went a bit dodgy because it says, have your credit debit card ready. I was like, ah, no, that doesn't sound right. Or your PayPal account

and we will directly deposit it into your PayPal. I was like, this is suspicious and I did the silly thing where I clicked the link because I was like, oh, it could be 150 bucks. You never know though, you never know. Yeah, and then it wouldn't load properly. It was just really weird and I was like, okay.

And so then I thought, I'll log into the- So you clicked on the link. I did. But it didn't really go anywhere. It just went to the IRD homepage. I was like, this is weird. So I logged into my IRD account, because I do have that. And there was nothing there about a refund, nothing at all.

I was like, this is weird. So I kind of parked it up. And you didn't do anything further. I didn't do anything further, but I left it in my inbox. I was like, oh, I'll look at that later. Look at that later. The next day, the New Zealand Herald write an article, how to spot a new IRD email scam.

It was indeed that. Was it the exact email you got? Exact email. So literally the amount is $149.85 and it's the whole email that I had. So it turns out it was a scam. I'm no richer and some other bastards have probably taken a whole lot of other people's money. So be very careful.

It's so dodgy these days, these people that, oh, God, I'd just like to meet them face to face. I would just love to meet those people in a dark alley. Same. Just be like, how about you just get a normal job like everyone else? Exactly. They were actually pretty good at making it look real, to be honest. Oh, they're obviously talented.

Yeah, I was like, oh, my God. But, to be honest. They're obviously talented. Yeah, I was like, oh my God. But, you know, just get a real job. Hey, totally off topic and not on this at all. Should I reply to this prince from Arabia? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, this story is very interesting to me because essentially these are the most dangerous celebrities to Google on the internet. Yes, they are. So you may know the company called McPhee. They're the big cyber security agency. And what they've done, they've done a sort of like a... Yes, that's the company of the updates I always ignore on my computer.

Yes, it's the company of the updates I always ignore on my computer. Yes, what we all ignore. Yeah, I'm like, remind me tomorrow. Yeah, remind me tomorrow. Well, here's some advice. Don't let them remind you tomorrow. Do it now. They have conducted a study and they've found the top celebrities that hackers will use and virus companies will use.

Well, actually, if you click on their photo, they're the most clicked photos to actually give you a virus on your computer. Now, there's a reason for them. Like, for example, Sophie Turner's on the list of the top 10 because, you know, she was such a huge star on Game of Thrones and a lot of people were looking up Game of Thrones. Yep. Alexis Liddell, she was from, obviously, Gilmore Girls. She was another really popular one.

And now she's on The Handmaid's Tale, isn't she? Yeah. And who did you say? Nicki Minaj? One of them. Yep. Lupita Nyong'o. Jimmy Fallon.

Well, I'm not surprised by Jimmy Fallon because a lot of people go and look up his content after the show. His videos and stuff. He's one of those people that people Google. Yep. So when you're scrolling on your laptop and you see those links and it'll have Jimmy Fallon's photo, that's how they get you. It's stuff like that that they will get a virus in your computer.

So it's really fascinating. So I should stop looking up nudes of Jimmy Fallon then? No. Never. Never stop that. You'd be fine. Amazing. That's so interesting. So steer clear of those people that Dean just'd be fine. Amazing. That's so interesting.

So steer clear of those people that Dean just mentioned. Thanks, Dean. We appreciate that update. Pleasure. That is the latest brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint away sick this afternoon.

But I did see on his social media he had a big night out last night. No, it's not true. No, he did. I saw he was up at like 3am and he was like, you know, set his couch on fire like the kids down in Dunedin do. Anyway, he'll be back tomorrow hopefully. Once his couch is repaired properly. Once his couch is repaired.

He's had the appropriate rest. Yeah, you need to rest up. Hydrated. The producers are in this afternoon, producer Ellie, producer Ben, which you brought along a weird story about brewing beer. Yeah, every time I bring stories to the show, it's either a hiking story or something to do with beer. And I'm happy to present either.

Well, it's pretty much the only two things you know something about. Good evening. Cool. No, but this one's quite interesting. This guy was a In America He was a sober driver For a group of his friends

Which is good Always good to have a sober driver Yes always Yeah So he There was a cop stop On the way home RBT

Yep Do you guys call them RBT's in NZ? No There is a term we use Random Wearing a breathalyser test We should be Oh right

We might Yeah He got pulled over He got breathalysed But he's a sober driver Oh, right. We might. He got pulled over. He got breathalysed, but he's a sober driver. And he would have been like, I'm all good. I'm a sober driver.

They said, we need to take you in. You've had 10 times over the limit. So he blew 10 times over the limit. Over the legal limit. Yeah. And this is in America. Yeah.

And they were like, whoa, you need to come in. He's like, I don't know what's happening. He technically should be dead. If he's blowing 10 times over the limit. Yeah, that's a loss. Yeah, insane.

Wow. So they took him in. They couldn't work out what was happening. And they did a bunch of blood and alcohol tests and stuff. And he had to go to the hospital. Turns out he was brewing beer in his gut. How was he doing that? He had a fungal infection in his stomach.

And it was developing yeast and things like that. So the start of a beer brewing infection in his stomach and it was developing yeast and things like that. So the start of a beer brewing process in his stomach. Oh my God. I mean, you do save on equipment. Don't you? You do. You know? How gross is the word yeast?

It is gross, isn't it? For some reason that one really gets me. It just gets me. Oh, sorry. Have you guys ever known anyone to brew their own beer or alcohol? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I've got a mate's dad who does it.

I think I did it. Oh, no, it was ginger beer. I did ginger beer. Ginger beer is still good. Yeah, yeah. My Uncle Tim, shout out to Uncle Tim, he's brewed his own beer for, oh, years and years and years. What kind of beer is he brewing?

He brews like a real dark beer. Oh, yeah. Like it's real dark and just what's the word? Crap. Just terrible beer. And one time, because he's been doing it for years and years, he said he got a little bit tipsy and he started to do some brewing and he was mixing some stuff.

I don't know how it works. I don't know how it works. Put a bit of salt in here, put a pepper over here. I don't know. I'm just going to mixing some stuff. I don't know how it works. Putting a bit of salt in here, a bit of pepper over here. I don't know. I'm just going to have some chocolate. Do they shake it up and then put it in a mixer? I don't know. Nutri-bullet, I believe.

Nutri-bullet. Anyway, so he was doing that and anyway, he's done it while he was a little bit drunk and then he went to bed and my Aunty Cheryl was in bed already and he's went to bed and it was about midnight that night and they hear this big poo,oh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh. Anyway, he's done something wrong and he's went into the garage and all these beers have just started exploding.

Exploding. Oh, no. That's devastating. He was devastated because he actually had to buy beer for once. Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Clint away, but the producer's in to help me out this afternoon,

Ben and Ellie. And you know what? I said this was going to enrage some people, and I really do believe some people are going to get upset by this. Please welcome to the studio, big gay gorgeous Al. Hello, boy. Hello, boy. And hello, girls. Sound the alarm. One more time, soundorgeous Al. Hello, boys. Hello, boys. And hello, girls.

Sound the alarm. One more time, sound the alarm. Hello, boys. Look, you've been on our show quite a lot and usually the things you're on our show for are dating related, disaster stories, I mean, you name it. If you're asking, I am still single.

P.S. You're single. Are you? No. Not anybody. This is still single. Are you? No. No anybody. This is not a chance to find someone, okay? Alan Shepard, 92. I wanted to bring you in. You behave because you're in the bad books, okay? And I do need to speak to you about something because I don't know if you guys, Ben and Ellie,

I don't know if you saw this, but Big Gay Gorgeous Al loves to put up a Facebook status. Oh, he loves it. I mean, it's not 2006 anymore, mate. But he loves to put up a Facebook status. And something you posted on Facebook offended me greatly. What did I put on? I was so offended. Don't go through your Facebook.

We're going to get to that in a second. That's why you're here. Look, I'm going to read it out and then I will warn people listening. This might be super offensive to quite a few people listening. But kids are okay in the car? Kids are fine. Kids are fine.

It could upset them as well though. Alan Shepard, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, on October the 16th at 7.48pm wrote this. Am I the only one who hasn't nor plans to ever watch Friends? Not keen, not interested. Alan, I guess I'll say this for a lot of people listening right now

who are probably thinking the same thing. Are you all right? I'm very all right. I could not believe, Ellie, that I was living. You live with that. I live with this monster. That thing there. I know.

I was appalled when I read it as well. I saw it too. I was appalled. I didn't like it. Were you offended? I liked it. It's so 90s. All right, Ben.

You know producer Ellie has T-shirts. I do. She wears them proudly. I do. Do you know how much Friends, that TV show, means to people? I've lost a bit of respect for you. Okay, well, I've lost more respect for you, Alan. Don't come in here throwing shade.

Look, now, we have a bit of a test because, I mean, I think Alan puts things on Facebook to get a rise sometimes. Yeah, surely you just want it. No, I back that statement completely. I don't know how real you really are. So we've come up with a test. Producer Ben, if you want to get the test ready. Can I just preface it quickly?

No, you're not allowed to speak. I'm not saying it's bad TV. This is not yours. No. You sit there and we're about to test you to see if you're legit or not. Okay, are we ready? This is the game. This is the game.

We're not going to tell him anything. We're just going to test. Okay, everyone quiet. Everyone ready? You ready, mate? Yeah. Three, two, one, and. What's the test?

Do I have to finish off the song? Go one more time. Do I have to finish off the song? Go one more time. No. Oh, my God. Are you all right? I'm a bit tired. Okay, you ready? Producer Ben, producer Ellie, are you ready? Let's show them how it's done.

All right. Oh, you clapped. And go. Oh, you still didn't do it. No, that's embarrassing. Oh, you still didn't do it. No, that's embarrassing. Oh, you're embarrassing. Get out. Look, I love how much he's on his high horse right now,

but what I want to do on 0800 dials at him, I do love, you know, a bit of banter. And I think if you want to give Big Gay Gorgeous Al, after hearing what he has had to say about the TV show Friends here this afternoon, if you've got something to say to Big Gay Gorgeous Al, you can call now 0800 DIAL ZM. If you want to throw a bit of shade. Yep.

Or if you maybe want to say something to convince him to maybe watch the show. Oh, yeah. Make it positive. Make it positive. Yeah. I want you to call through now. If you just want to call through and ask, are you all right? Ask me out.

No, ask him if he's all right. Call now. People are starting to call. This is going to be great. We're going to do that next. We're going to see if Alan's all right. Zid M Spree and Clint, the podcast. And also in this afternoon is big gay gorgeous Al.

Hello, boys. Hello, girls. Hello, Al. Look, now I live with you. You're one of my best mates. I respect you. I value your opinion. And then I came across this Facebook status that you put up the other day where you pretty much said, am I the only one who hasn't nor has plans of ever watching Friends Not Interested? And I stand by that. And as I said, I'm not discrediting the success of the show,

but it's so 90s. That's the appeal. Yeah, that's when it was made. Leave it back in the 90s. It's time to move on. I feel like you have the same feelings about Friends like I have about The Big Bang Theory. Oh, yeah, I hate that show too.

Yeah, well, we can agree on that one. But I kind of wanted people to call up and, you know, you're never going to get what you want in life, Producer Ben. No, you're not. And sometimes, you know, you don't get what you want. And I asked people to call up to give you a bit of a, you know, a bit of banter, a bit of a roasting, which I don't think we're going to get that this afternoon.

But let's go to Micah on the phones first. Hi, Micah. Hi. What do you want to say to big, gay, gorgeous Al? I totally agree with him. I think friends are useless. Yep. Useless?

Micah, I love you. Useless, Micah. Can I ask how old you are? 12. Oh, well, you know, not really your era, is it? You sound a lot older than twelve. You sound really mature. Okay.

Yeah, nice. She's got mature taste as well. I'll give her that. Let's go to Courtney. Courtney. Hey. What are your thoughts on Big Gay Gorgeous Al's Facebook status about friends? I have one thing to say.

Yes, bring it down. Courtney, the floor is yours. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! And if you watch Friends, you would know what we're talking about, Al. I appreciate that, Courtney. Bye, Courtney.

That was brilliant. Let's go to Amber. Bye, Courtney. That was brilliant. Let's go to Amber. Hi, Amber. What are your thoughts? Do you have anything to say to Al? I think that he is missing out. You are. And why do you think...

You need to watch some screens and have some fun and get a banter. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yes, Al. You need to learn the word pervert. Pervert. I thought people were calling me perverts then. I'm like, what? I do think they do.

I hear you on the radio asking, what is wrong with this guy? I need to know. Appreciate that, Eva. Appreciate that. Keep pivoting on. Let's finish it off with Liam. Liam, hi. What are your thoughts, Liam?

Are you with Alan on Not Liking Friends or are you with us? I've watched one episode of it and I totally agree with Al. I don't think you should watch the episode. I think it's like a downgraded version of Shortland Street if I was being honest. Now look, I do love Shortland Street. I do.

I'm a big fan of Shorty Street. But it's completely different. It is. It is. Hey, Liam, do you reckon you could do our friends challenge? Yeah, let's finish it off. Alan, Liam, I want you guys to get on board here. I'm not going to waste my energy.

Ready? Alan, come on. All right, are you ready, Liam? Here we go, Liam. Do it with us. Here we go. No one told you life was going to be this way. Now?

Oh, he's done it! No, he's done like eight, but we'll take it, Liam. We'll take it. Appreciate that. I don't think we'll ever get Alan on board, but, you know. Hey, Liam, appreciate you getting involved this afternoon. Cheers. See you, mate.

He definitely did like six or seven claps. He did way too many. But you know what? He did more. He did more than you, Alan. He definitely did like six or seven clats. He did way too many. But you know what? He did more. He did more than you, Alan. He did more than Al. He gave it a go. He gave it a go.

Did you even have a crack at that when we did it? No. You know what? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Clint's away. Producers are in. And if you missed it last week, I made a very bold...

But smart. But smart and aerodynamic fashion choice. Yeah. It was to wear bike pants. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Was I riding a bike? No. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.

Was I exercising? No. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Was I exercising? No. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Was it for fashion? Yes, it was. Bicycle, bicycle. Anyway, you get the point. There's too many bicycles.

Yeah, you get the point. And look, the thing I think is important in life, if you're willing to dish it out and give a bit of shade, then you need to be willing to laugh at yourself and give a bit of shade, then you need to be willing to laugh at yourself and get a bit of the shade back. And, yeah, so I'm super stoked with what you're about to do here. Yeah, well, okay, I'm going to preface it with, there's actually a lot of nice comments saying that you're actually rocking them.

You know, there are. I don't laugh that loud. Actually, there's a few nice ones. You look alright. No, there are. People actually say you look really good. But amongst them, there's, of course, a few nice ones. You look alright. No, they're alright. People actually say you look really good. But amongst them, there's of course a few roasts. We did ask people, can you roast me in these bike pants and the look in general.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm ready to hear the roast on me wearing bike shorts. Yeah, nice. I found this one quite funny. So Bree's put this on her own Instagram, at Bree Thomasel. And it's just her caption is, Anyone got a bike I can borrow? Hashtag I'm a ride.

Bicycle. And one of the comments from Amy is, I know a couple of town bikes, which I quite enjoy. Not really a punch for you, but. No, that's good. Options are open there. That's good for me. There's one here from Mark who says,

You're dressed like a dude who never gets laid. Well, Mark would know. Exactly. Good from you. Good from you. That was a good comment. Yeah, the only people making that comment are the people who can talk from experience.

Exactly. From this guy, Deli Man, it says, that's how my mum dressed me in the early 90s, but I had a mullet. Deli Man, so did I in the early 90s. You did, didn't you? So did I, and I'm pretty sure my mum dressed me like that too. So, yeah, it's fair enough.

I love it. All right, this one. Now, this one's quite timely, and it says, this look is hotter than a convention centre. Too soon, or is the sky the city limits? Is that too far? Is that too soon? Is that too soon? It's still on fire, dammit! hotter than a convention centre. Too soon or is the sky the city limits? Is that too far?

Is that too soon? Is that too soon, mate? It's still on fire, damn it! Exactly! Leave the convention centre alone. Oh, now, for those who haven't seen it, Brie's got Dr Martens on. Doc Martens. Doc Martens, yeah.

Sorry, Dr Martens is the official name, thank you. She's got Doc Martens. Charisse Theron. Yeah, exactly. Huge, chunky shoe. And this guy said, with the Dr. Martens, it looks like Brie is wearing men's underwear. Maybe wear sportier shoes.

He does make a good point. Yeah, no, he does. And a lot of men are rocking those longer black briefs. Yes. No, they are. Which, can I say, I've worn before. Very comfy. Are they?

Have they got padding and stuff for the areas? Just a lot of, they've kind of got a pocket. I mean, I don't have anything to put in the pocket. Yeah. It's like a little pouch. It just gives my girl a bit of breathing room. Exactly. Nice.

Good for riding bikes, actually. We've got, those shorts are so tight I can see your lips moving, but can't work out what they're trying to say. It reminds me of the great philosopher Meghan Trainor. She said, my hips are moving. This was a little bit different in this case. And we're going to wrap it up with this final one, which is actually more on a roast than someone else.

Some of the roasts on me wearing bike shorts for fashion. What is it? Come on, give it to me. The last one is, does Clint want those back? Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Good evening. Oh, I love it. Very good.

Keep those roasts coming through. I do enjoy reading those. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Bicycle. No, we're done with that, Producer Ben. No more bicycle chat. It's more recyclable chat. Oh, good.

That's good. Thank you. Appreciate that. Recycle. No, that's not funny. You brought this to our attention, Ellie, about a new thing that you have to do now with recycling. Yeah, well, I think it's been a thing for a while,

but apparently we're all ignorant and we haven't been doing it right. I'd agree with that. Yeah, that's recycling. And they're actually calling this new thing wish cycling, which is where we're all chucking it in the bin and thinking, oh, I hope that gets recycled. I hope that's fine. Yeah, exactly.

Who would do that? No, not me either. What? You think you're being good, right? You're like, oh, I hope that gets recycled. I hope that's fine. Yeah, exactly. Who would do that? No, not me either. What? You think you're being good, right? You're like, oh, I'll put that in a recycling bin. Yeah. Yeah, helping out the world. Yeah, we may be actually making things worse because most of us are not washing the items

before they go in. I don't know if you knew that. You're actually meant to wash the items. Oh, that sounds like so much more effort. Does that mean if we're not, there's someone on the other end that just opens all my recycling and just washes it all and I'm like, there we go. No.

So once it's dirtied, the rest of the recycling, they can't recycle anything that's touching that. So it's actually ruining it and it's almost wasting resources, wasting time and people don't, you know. Well, can't they put it through a car wash or something? Great question. Can't they put it through like a hydro wash or, you know? It is a good question.

But yeah, wash. Look, I'm going to be honest here. Yeah. I'm going to come out and say it. Yeah. When it comes to recycling, I've got no bloody idea what I'm doing. I want to be good at it. It's so true.

To be honest, it gives me anxiety. When I open up the rubbish bin and I look at the item I've got in my hand, I panic every single time and I go, oh, should it go in? Same. Same. And I feel like the recycling police are going to come in and go, who put this in here? Yeah.

No, I agree. And then I said to you, because I said, oh, and then I get real confused because then I heard from someone, they're like, you shouldn't put any lids in the recycling. That was Ellie. Oh, no, no. I've been putting lids in the recycling my whole life. And then you freaked out.

And I said, I got told that from my old flatmates who were from Norway. And I mean, they know what they're doing in Norway. If you know Norwegians, they know what they're doing. And they were like, don't put the lids in the recycling. You have to take all the lids off apparently. And then we've looked it up online and you were freaking out. Because I've literally put thousands of lids in the recycling thinking I'm doing a good deed.

But now I'm trying to research online to get like a clear answer and it's really blurry. Like I don't know. Some are saying, yeah, you can put lids in. Others are saying you can't. I'm confused. Can anyone help us? I love on the text machine.

This is great. This is what we were hoping for. Someone said, they teach this stuff in primary school. Blame the education system for taking it out. They need to teach this stuff. They actually do to save the environment. Yeah, they actually do need to put it back in. Because I don't know.

And, you know, they've got little numbers with the triangle, one, two, nine. What do they even mean? Do they go up to nine now? I don't even know. I've got another confession. Yeah, I've got another confession. Do you need they even mean? Do they go up to nine now? I don't even know. I've got another confession. Yeah, I've got another confession. Do you need another drum roll?

Are you okay? No, I don't need a drum roll. I just need to get this off my chest. Sometimes I will put something in recycling just because the other bin is full. Oh, you little shit. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. As if you guys haven't done that once in your life.

Yeah, maybe. I may have put pizza in the recycling bin when it's still in the morn. And it's always an item where I'm like, this could be recycled. But I'm not sure. But I'm always like, oh, well, the other bins fall. Exactly. Well, the main point here is definitely wash the stuff. And people People are saying

That they get taught at school There's a teacher here Saying we do teach that at school Which is good I clearly missed that education We all clearly missed it And we just look like Dumbwits

Dumbwits? Dumbwits? Now I really sound dumb Brie and Clint The podcast ZM It's Britney True

Katy Perry God God Red wine Say y'all on Mouth like liquor Taylor Swift ZDM It's Britney, bitch True Katy Perry God, God Red wine Say y'all on the mouth like liquor Taylor Swift Like, like liquor Bringin' cleanse Yanina

Oh, Pup Diva Pup Diva Yanina Oh, Pup Diva Did you guys know that this game got voted in a Trans-Tasman Best Radio Comp ever? I know because I submitted it and I was like, have you heard the sting? Yanina or Pup Diva.

And that's what got it over the line. Yeah, that's fantastic. So fingers crossed we do take out Best Radio Comp ever. I love that. In Trans-Tasman history. This might be the last time we ever play it. If you haven't heard it before, Yanina is a singer on YouTube who loves to impersonate divas.

She's incredible. And she's very, very good. Like so good that a lot of the time you can't tell the difference. Hence the game. Hence the game, Yanina or Pop Diva. So we put two people head-to-head and that's Daiken. Daiken. Daiken. Perfect. Daiken, you're going head-to-head, and that's Daiken. Daiken. Daiken.

Perfect. Daiken, you're going head-to-head with Bryce this afternoon. Hello, Bryce. How you going? Good, mate. So how it's going to work, Daiken, I'm going to give you a clip, and then you'll just have to tell me whether it's Janina or if it's the original Pop Diva,

and then we'll go one for one, Daiken, then Bryce. And best out of, what is it, three? Yeah. Best out of three wins. Are you ready, guys? Cool. All right, Dakin, here we go. Here comes your first clip.

I used to know you looked like a movie. All right, Dakin, is that Janina or is that original Pop Diva Adele? Is that Yanina or is that original pop diva Adele? Is that Yanina? Locking in Yanina. Let's have a look. It's correct. Nice work. That's one for you.

I feel like that wasn't one of her best ones. Well, it was one of her last ones. Alright, Bryce, here comes your first one. Chill out, what's she out for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if... Alright, Bryce, is that Yanina or is that the original pop diva, Avril

Levine? That's definitely Yanina. Definitely Yanina. Very confident from Bryce. Okay, let's go to the result. No. That is Avril Lavigne. That was very confident. No, definitely not.

No. Well, we haven't heard Avril in quite a long time, so I don't blame you, Bryce. It might have been her last music performance. All right, Dakin, here comes your second one. Ooh, bit of a rapping one this week. Dakin, is that Yanina or the pop diva Nicki Minaj? Yanina.

You're going to lock in Yanina. Let's go for the result. No. Score check, producer Ellie. It's currently 1-0 to Dakin. Bryce has another turn, which could get him even here. Perfect. So Bryce, you need this one here.

Are you ready? Yep. All right, here comes your second one. Ooh, okay, Bryce. Is that Janina or Pop Diva herself, Kelly Clarkson? Oh, I'll have to go Janina. We'll give it a run. You're going to lock in Janina.

Here we go for the result. No, it's Kelly. Is anyone listening when I say there's not a lot of Janina left? Ben, stop giving them hints. Yeah, I understand. Okay, cool. Dakin, that means if you get this one, you take it out here and win the mobile fuel, okay? Okay, cool. All right, that means if you get this one, you take it out here and win the mobile fuel, okay?

Okay, cool. All right, here comes your third one. Okay, Dakin, is that Yanina or the original Pop Diva, Selena Gomez? Pop Diva? You Gomez? Pop Diva? You're going to say Selena Gomez. Locking it in, let's go to the result. No! Take it!

That was Yanina. Oh, no. That means, Bryce, you need this one to stay in it. Okay, Bryce, come on. Third time lucky. Here we go. Here's your third one. Oh, you've given him a hard one, Bryce.

Have I? Is it Janina or the country pop diva herself, Shania Twain? I've been running with Janina the whole time. We'll give it another one. We'll see how it goes. You're going to run with Janina, locking it in. He needs it to stay in the game. If you don't get it right, Dakin will take it out.

Okay, you've said it's Janina. Let's go to the result. Oh, no. That means, Dakin, you pick up the mobile fuel. Thanks, team. That was a good game. I don't know. Did any of you get any right?

Dakin got a couple. Dakin got one right. He killed it. You got nothing. We appreciate you playing, guys. You pick up that mobile fuel. That's awesome. Nice work. ZDM Spree in Clint. Well, we appreciate you playing, guys. You pick up that mobile fuel. That's awesome. I swear.

ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is, I think, going to be very split decision because I got into a bit of a heated argument with one of my friends. Argument? Discussion. Let's say discussion. Yeah.

Last night because we were talking about when you go over to a friend's house because obviously, you know, most weekends in summer, you do have a lot of barbecues, you have a lot of parties and stuff like that. Yeah. And we started talking about the etiquette of obviously you take your own drinks around to a barbecue or to a party. And, you know, sometimes maybe it's pre-drinks and you don't end up drinking all of the drinks that you took around.

Yeah. Maybe sometimes you take around a six-pack and you only drink three or four beers. Yeah. Which it does happen, trust me, sometimes. You're doing it wrong, but no, it does happen. Sometimes it does happen where there is beers left over. And I said to her, I said, that's an easy one.

If you were going over to someone's house and you're a guest, they're hosting, you leave whatever's left for the person that's hosting you. That's just standard. She goes, no. She goes, I pretty much purchased them, so I'm going to take them with me. Right, so she does it every time? Well, she was very kind of adamant that, yeah, she takes whatever's left of her alcohol that she takes to a party

or whatever, she takes it home. Yeah, no, I'm not going to lie. I've been on both sides of this fence. Oh, of course you have. No, I have. Usually if I take them, it's dependent on how much money I have that week. So if I'm really poor, no seriously, if I'm poor and I know I want to have another couple of your babies

the next night, I'm like, I'll take those. Really? Yeah. But then generally I will just leave them there and write them off. Because I've already paid for them anyway, so it's like that money's gone. I may as well just leave them for the host. I think it depends on the beverage. You know, I think if you take, say, a bottle of wine,

take two bottles of wine maybe over to someone's house. It's a lot for a barbecue, Bree, but that's fine. Well, maybe you're with your partner, Ben. Yeah, yeah, no, that's good. Maybe, you know, I don't know. Bree turns out to a party. Hey, guys, bought two bottles of wine. Say you drink half a bottle or three quarters

and then the other bottle's not even open. I think the other bottle, if it's not open, you can take that one. Oh, the other bottle's not even open, I think the other bottle, if it's not open, you can take that home. Oh, 100%. It's not open. Whereas I think beers, anything left in a six pack, even if it's five of the six, you have to leave them. Okay.

I'm a big leaver. I'm a big leaver. You're a big leaver. Producer Ben's done this at my place quite a few times. Yeah. He'll come over and he'll bring his craft beers. Nice. They're always craft. No, they're not always.

Let's not assume. Well, you're never bringing a Heineken. Yeah, I have brought Heinekens before. Yeah, actually, you've brought a lot of beers over to my place. Yeah, anything really he'll take. Anyway, Producer Ben, I will admit he always leaves his beers at my place. But what happens? I'll come back and get them the next weekend when I'm around.

No, you don't. Usually I put them away in my top cupboard for him. So you're a nice friend. Yeah. Well, I'm not someone who's like, oh, score, I've got all these beers, especially with friends that come over quite a lot. Yeah, totally. It also depends on the party for me.

So if it's a good friend like you guys, I would leave them there. If it was like a random house party, I'd definitely be taking my drinks. You're really picking shoes. It's all dependent really. I'm 100% leave the beers wherever I'm going at the party unless I'm going somewhere else afterwards to drink again. Yeah, well fair.

And then I'm just bringing them. I'm like, I don't care if there's one left or two left, I'm bringing them. Yeah, if you're kicking on, then you can take the beers with you. But if you're not kicking on and you leave and you take those two beers with you, you're cheap. I'm sorry. No, it's true.

I agree. I reckon that's what it means. But, you know, that's my opinion. That is your opinion, yeah. And I want everyone's opinion on this. I really want to get a gauge of what we think in society is right. Yeah. And if you call through now, 0800DIALZM, you can have your say.

If you take beers over to a place for a party, are you taking the leftovers or are you leaving them? You can also text us on 9696. We'll get to the bottom of that next. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I knew this was going to be really split. Yeah.

And I appreciate everyone's opinion on this. I appreciate it too. I just appreciate you guys. I appreciate you. Yeah. And I appreciate everyone's opinion on this. I appreciate it too. I just appreciate you guys. I appreciate you. Yeah. And the situation we're talking about this afternoon is a friend of mine and I started talking about if you go to a party and you're BYOing beers or drinks and you get to the end of the night and say there's two or three left over,

are you leaving the beers or are you taking them home? I'm for you leave them. That's a hosting thing. You leave the beers or whatever alcohol there with the host. Yeah, thanks for hosting. Here's two beers. Have them when you want. What's with us?

What's two beers? It's nothing to you. You know, producer Ellie says it depends on the financial situation at the time. Which is fair enough. I get that. I've definitely seen Ellie smuggle out a few of her. Yeah, guilty. The old Lindau.

Yeah, the Lindau bottles. But we want to ask you guys on 0800DIALZM, are you taking them or are you leaving them? Let's go to Georgia first. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What do you think? Are you taking the drinks with you or are you leaving them? Let's go to Georgia first. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What do you think? Are you taking the drinks with you or are you leaving them there? From the perspective of a uni student, you'd definitely take them.

Yeah, that is fair. I remember what it was like to be at uni and you're drinking the Passion Pops and the Goon Sacks and the... Yeah, it definitely goes with you. So, Georgia, let me ask you, being a uni student, do you ever take more than what was yours? Well, sometimes people leave them at our house and we just won't remind them to pick it up.

I love it. Fair enough. Okay, that's a uni student's perspective. Who do you want to go to next, Ellie? Let's go to Jamie Lee. Hi, Jamie Lee. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you.

What's your opinion on this one? Are you leaving the drinks at the hosting place or are you taking them with you? Well, I'm a uni student as well and I host the party, so I say you leave them. Good, and we should encourage that behaviour, shouldn't we, Jamie Lee? Leave them. Oh, definitely.

Yeah, leave them at the hostess because I host a lot of kind of, I think, after work drinks and stuff. It somehow ends up... Because you live sort of semi-close. It does and I'm always like, you guys, just leave them here and you can pick them up the next day and I hope people forget. Lock the door. Yeah, no. Change keys, sorry guys. Nah, moved. Jamie Lee

also said to me off-air that some people come back like the next week and go, hey, I left a couple of beers here, you still got them? Hey, Jamie Lee, is that right? Yeah, they come back like the next week and go, hey, I left a couple of beers here. You still got them? Hey, Jamie Lee, is that right? Yeah, they come back either the next weekend or the next day. What do you say, Jamie Lee? That's such a party foul if you ask me. It is, eh?

I just act like, oh, I didn't see anything. I love it. I saw it on the way down to my belly. That's what I saw. Let's go to Moose. Hi, Moose. Moose. Moose. Hello. G'd, Moose. Hello, Moose. Moose. Moose.

Hello. G'day, mate. Hello, Moose Knuckle. What do you think? Are you taking the drinks or are you leaving them there? I'm in the same boat as Ali. If you go to a mate's place, you definitely leave them. Yeah.

But if you're going to a random person's house for a party, you definitely take those, will you? I do agree with that opinion. I know what you mean. I think if you go to a totally random person's house, I think it's okay to take them with you. Yeah. But if it's a mate, yeah, you leave them.

You know what the general consensus is? I love this opinion on the text machine because quite a lot of people have this same opinion. So they say if you take a chili bin or if you take a bag and if you leave the drinks in the bag, then you're allowed to take the leftovers with you. But if the drinks make it into the fridge, then they're the host's fee. I like that.

I left my chilli bin bag with two beers at someone's house on Sunday. That's mine now. I can be like, hey, where's that at? You can go back and get those. You can go and grab them. I mean, you'll look really cheap, but you can still do it. Yeah, well, yeah. I want my chilli bag too.

That's fair enough. Matt actually has an interesting strategy that he uses. Matt, what was your strategy that you do? Well, if I don't know the person that well, I just leave the chilli bag in the car. I've taken four out of the six, and then if I need to go back, then I'll just go back and get it. That's smart. I like that.

Yeah, that's fair enough. How many drinks are you bloody taking to these parties, Matt? He's got six. Depends if I need to go back, then I'll just go back and get it. That's smart. I like that. Yeah, that's fair enough. How many drinks are you bloody taking to these parties? He's got sex. Depends on where I'm kicking on. Fair enough. Let's go to the last person. Hi, Kirsten. Hiya.

I'm interested to hear your opinion on this. Are you taking the drinks with you or are you leaving them there? I'd say I'm the ultimate taker. Are you? We've found you. We knew you existed. The cheapest person in New Zealand and you've called the show. I think if any of my

friends are listening, they'll know exactly who it is. Do they make comments about it, Kirsten? Okay, so I won't just stop at taking my own. I'll actually take anything. I can just picture you, right, Kirsten? I can picture you at a party, end of the night. You've gotten out the Tupperware and you're dividing up the leftover lasagna

into your Tupperware. I'll be walking out the door about to get in my Uber with, like, four half bottles of wine, three loose beers in the fingers, and, you know, I'll take walking out the door about to get in my Uber with, like, four half bottles of wine, three loose beers in the fingers, and, you know, I'll take it all. Hey, Kirsten's a smart girl, I say. Yeah, yeah. I just might as well bring the fridge with it. Yeah, right?

She just starts loading up the fridge. I'm going to unplug this fridge, you're right. Yeah. Kirsten, appreciate you calling through this afternoon. Do we need to reimburse you for calling the show? Yeah. No, if you've got any spare beers laying around, I'll come in now. No worries, mate.

We'll see you soon. We'll see you soon. Zid-Ems, Bree and Clint, the podcast. With Bree and Clint, Clint away, but that doesn't mean we still don't do Birthday Banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Producer Ben on the buttons for Birthday Banger this afternoon.

I think we need a good one for a Wednesday. Okay, all right. And I've got a good feeling. We've got three people on the phones. We figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th birthdays. Let's go to Keegan first. Hi, Keegan. Hi.

What's your birthday? 23rd of June, 1997. Okay, you were 16 in 2013 on the 23rd of June. And back in 2013, this topped the charts. The Queen of New Zealand. That's Lord Tennis Court. How do you feel about that, Keegan? Absolute banger.

Oh, he loves it. Absolute tune. I think this is the song. That's a winner from the start. It's pretty bloody good. It is the first song. We haven't seen what else there is, but it's pretty bloody good. Let's go to Ryan. Hello, Rizie.

How's it? What's your birthday, Ryan? 28th of October, 1980. Okay, mate. You were 16 in 1996 on the 28th of October. And back in the 90s, this topped the charts. Oh, Eva! Hey, Macarena.

Ryan, talk to me. What do you think? Can I have a refund? Oh, you want to hear it again, do you? Okay. It's a bloody one-hit wonder classic, Ryan. Oh, it needs to be burnt. Oh, you can't.

Hey, you either love it or you hate it, the Macarena. Let's go to Sam to round us out this afternoon. Hello, Sam. Hey, hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Sam? I'm 1st of June, 92. Okay, that means you were 16 in 2008 on the 1st of June.

And, Sam, this is your birthday banger. But you put on quite a show. Really had me going. Oh, that is some old school classic re-re. Take a bow, Sam. Love it, hate it. I love it, but mum, could I wait one more day? What?

Why's that? Oh, I don't think it's going to win. Oh, you don't reckon? What would you pick? Oh, now you're asking. I can't do that on the spot. You don't know? You're picking from Tennis court

Macarena Or take a bow Oh no Lord Definitely You'd pick Lord Really Yeah

We do Yeah I think so We do love Lord She has a personal friend And we will get a phone call If we don't Which that's fine That's fine

It's fine But the thing about Birthday Banger Sam Is that we like to play something that hasn't been played on ZM maybe ever. What was that? Okay. I would have picked Take a Bow.

You'd pick Take a Bow. Yeah, I think that's a really good song. What would producer Ellie, she's sitting out there. She's coming in. She's going to come in. I want to know her thoughts. What were you thinking, mate? Oh, it's actually quite hard.

I quite like Take a Bow, but it's quite a slow one. It is a good belter, though. But it is. I remember singing as a teenager, like, you know, thinking that I had the worst breakup of all time

and, like, singing that in my... Was that your breakup song? Yeah, one of them. Yeah, me too. Yeah, so it's like, it might, you know, get a bit of passion in the people.

So this is my thought. I do love the Macarena. Yeah. Or the Macarena, either or. But you can't dance to it in the people. So this is my thought. I do love the Macarena. Yeah. Or the Macarena, either or. But you can't dance to it in the car. No, you can't

and it's very repetitive when you're not dancing to it. It's just the same thing. It's three minutes. Oh, stuff it. Let's play Lorde. Yeah, alright. Okay.

When in doubt, go look at the queen herself, Lorde. Yeah, no, that's a great, that is one of the songs. Are you guys happy with that? Yeah, I'm happy with that. We can 100% do that.

Oh, you sound disappointed. No, no, no. No, it's fine. Who had Lorde? Keegan was stoked with his birthday, man is one of the songs. Are you guys happy with that? No, I'm happy with that. We can 100% do that. Oh, you sound disappointed. No, no, no. No, it's fine. Who had Lorde? Keegan was stoked with his birthday thing. Keegan, mate. Are you happy, mate? Oh, 100%.

Let's do it. Lorde, the queen. Tennis court right now. Your birthday banger. Can I sing it? Yeah, go on then. Go on now. Go.

I'm going to leave your phone line up, mate. Go. Hold on. That's in the family. And I know. Yeah, okay. I'm going to let the song do it. We're losing it. We're losing it, mate. And I am only as young as the minute is full of it

Getting pumped up on the little bright things I bought But I know they'll never own me Baby, be the class clown I'll be the beauty queen in tears It's a new art form showing people how little we care We're so happy Even when we're smiling out of fear Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah

Pretty soon I'll be getting veins of my city like they do in space But my head's filling up fast with the wicked games up in flames How can I fuck with the fun again when I'm no one? And my boys trip me up with their heads again Loving them, everything's cool When we're all in line for the throne But I know it's not forever Baby, be the class clown

I'll be the beauty queen in tears It's a new art form showing people how little we care. We're so happy. Even when we're smiling out of fear. Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it out like yeah. It looked alright in the pictures. Getting clocks out for the trip to the school. You can watch from your window. Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up, mate, yeah. And talk it up, mate, yeah. And talk it up, mate, yeah.

Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up, mate, yeah. And talk it up, mate, yeah. And talk it up, mate, yeah. Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up, mate, yeah. The queen, the icon of New Zealand, that is Lorde Tennis Court. That's your birthday banger for this afternoon. I'm happy. Any time we get to play Lorde is a good day.

She's just texted you? Yeah, she just texted me. Do you want to read it out? Yeah, I mean, I don't like to because our relationship is private. Because I texted her and I said, hey, babes. Tune in. Playing tennis court on ZM right now. I'm thinking of you.

I said, when's new music coming? That's a great question. Yeah. Is this, by the way, are you allowed to say what you're about to? Everyone listening, I think I trust. Okay. That's fine. She said, very, very soon.

Oh, wow. That's a big old tease, isn't it? Sounds very legit. So I'm thinking at least in the next 24 months. Do you not trust Brie? Not really. Remember that time Lorde and I met at the concert? Yeah, you screwed it up.

Do you want to retell the story? No, I'm okay with it because we're really good mates now. She went for a handshake. I went for a hug and her hand got kind of caught in my cleavage. Nice. And I could feel her hand nuzzled into my boobs and then I kind of shook her because I panicked

and that's how our friendship started. And now there's a restraint order against you. I mean, you know, that was just for a couple of months. But now she's got new music coming out. Exactly right. Very soon. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Clint isn't here. He said he's sick,

which I think he had a runny nose. Now that's pretty bad. I think that's what we call man flu. He's been struck down in his prime by the man flu. So we've been without Clinton Roberts all afternoon. But, you know, here at the Bree and Clint Show,

we like to, you know, check up on our friends and our mates and make sure they're all right. Yeah. And you know what you do when you're sick and you've had to stay home? Yeah. You work from home. Now, I mean, I wanted to make sure that Clinton Roberts was working from home. Yep.

So we've been pretty much messing with him all afternoon, getting random people of power from here at ZM to give Clint a call and just to double check that he's, you know, throughout the day that he's doing some work from home. So the first up to the plate was Ross Boss, and he gave Clint a call just to check he was working from home. Hello, Clint speaking. Hi, mate, it's me. Hi.

Sorry, I know you're at home. Can I just get you to do a little bit of work for me? Yeah. Just a few things. Can you just do a little bit of work for me? Yeah. Just a few things. Can you just do a little bit of work from home? Is that okay? I was like, what do you want me to do? Just a little bit of work from home.

What are you asking me to do? If you could just... All right. Okay. Thanks, mate. That's all right. Look, so he found it quite funny. He got the joke. He enjoyed it.

He enjoyed it. You know, he has that good relationship with Ross. He has the bants. And we thought, oh, who else could we get, you know, that Clint would obviously, you know, look up to that's in a position of power. Even more than Ross. Even more than Ross.

It's our big, big boss. Ross' boss. Lovely guy. Ross' boss. Mike McClung. And we got him to put in a call to see if Clint was working from home. Hello. Hey, bro. It's McClung. How are you? Good mate, how are you? Good man.

Hey, I thought I'd better give you a call. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah. I'm actually off on a sick day today, so I'm just at home. Oh, you're working from home. I was like, you know what? You pulled that off better than Ross did. You pulled that off better than Ross. You came in on a compassionate angle and I was like,

no, maybe this is not a prank. Maybe my friend just wants to know how I'm doing. Clint, I always care about you. It's just your co-host is a bitch. Hey, have fun working from home. So, obviously Clint was laughing because that's the big, big boss. You can't mess with him.

And he's still seeing the light of the joke. But I feel like we should call him because it is, you know... We can push the boat out just that one little bit more. Push the boat out a little bit more. It's five to six. Technically he'd still be working, so he should still be working from home. I'm going to try to call him now. Let's call him now and just check.

All right, hold on. Hello, mate. Hello. Hey, quick question. Can we record something about the Sky City fire things with you? Mm-hmm. Okay, perfect. We're going to make it out like you are not on the show today

because you are live on the scene. Yeah, cool. Okay, cool. Sweet. All right, let's cross live now to Clinton Roberts who is reporting at the Sky City fires. Come in, Clint. Yeah, hi.

I'm here at the fires. Are you actually at the fires? Yeah, I reporting at the Sky City Fires. Come in, Clint. Yeah, hi. I'm here at the Fires. Are you actually at the Fires? Yeah, I'm at the Fires. Yeah, I'm down at the – oh, shush, Tui. Yeah, shush. I'm down at the Sky – sorry, Tui, my baby's here with me too. We're at the Sky City Fires. Oh, because I thought you were working from home.

You lead them in, and then you hook them, and you reel them on in, mate. Oh, Christ. Mate, that's what you get for having a day off. You know what? Tell Ross I'm not taking this day as sick leave. I've been on this show more than anybody else today. Why? Why do you think that?

Because you've been working from home. All right, mate, we'll call you in 20 minutes. Oh, he's hung up. Sit in, spree and clint. The podcast. I'm producer Ben, producer Ellie in helping me out, clean away sick today. But just because he's away doesn't mean we don't still do

the best aviation news in the biz. Yeah, and we've got sound effects and everything. Yeah, we do, actually. Is that the sound effect? Is that the right one? Is that the one? I don't know. Because I've got all his audio here.

I think that's different. That sounds like a Boeing 747. Because he's got this one. That sounds like a more like modern kind of, you know. Yeah, but then he's got this one here. That sounds right to me. That sounds like a smaller plane. Propeller.

A propeller plane. Harder to get up in the air. Yeah. Anyway. I think I like the second one the best. Yeah, of course you do. Just sounds, you know, really kind of well built. Did you actually have aviation news or did you just want to?

You just want a fix? I actually do have aviation news. All right. Head up. So this story is doing the rounds on the internet in the last 24 hours and get ready to be disgusted because do you, I've talked about this Instagram account on our show before. Yes.

Have you guys followed? No, I haven't. But I forgot about it. Can you, do you got to give it to me? What was it again? Okay, hold on. Let me find it. I don't know.

You're telling the story, mate. Yeah, shit. Hey guys, so what was that Instagram story that I'm going to tell you about? What was the name of it again? Essentially, it's about naming, well, not naming, but it's about shaming passengers on airplanes. Yeah, right. Okay. And the Instagram, funnily enough, but it's about shaming passengers on airplanes. Yeah, right.

And the Instagram, funnily enough, is called Passenger Shaming. Oh, that makes sense. That's what it's called. I knew it was. Anyway, if you go to that account, be prepared for some really disgusting stuff. Like, it's just horrific. Some of the stuff that air hosties have to deal with, I feel so sorry for those guys. But this is no exception, this story, because there's a photograph that is doing the rounds of a man who actually hung something up in, you know where the window is?

Yeah. And you know how you can pull like the window shade down? So he's like pulled the window shade up and then he's hung something up inside that to dry. Oh. He knows it's not a real window. It's not open. Yeah, I know. But you know how the air con kind of blows down that area?

Does it? Yeah. Has it undies? No. Thank God. So it's actually not as bad as what it could be. It's still pretty bad. He has hung his dirty socks.

Oh, okay. In the plane window. That stinks! Isn't that disgusting? To be fair, he's the one that has to smell it. He's just sitting right there. Bull crap, Ben! That air is circulating around that cabin. Yeah!

And imagine the person sitting next to him in the middle seat. Not only do they have to sit in the bloody middle seat, then they've got this bloody whoever the guy's name is. Halfway through the flight, he pulls up the chair. Just going to check the old socks there. Oh, no, they're still wet. No, he didn't even put the window down.

They were just sitting there blowing in the aircon. And sometimes those windows. Can I see it? Yeah, I'll show it to you. Are you sure you want to see it? Yeah, I'd love to see it. Sometimes those windows aren't even next to you. They're actually sort of like in between you and the other one.

So the one behind him, oh, yikes, which is interesting because I've done a bit more research. And you know how there was an ex-flight attendant who came out and she said that you should never take your shoes and socks off on a plane. Really? Ever. You know why? Why? Why? take your shoes and socks off on a plane. Really? Ever. You know why? I always do.

So she reckons the bathroom floors are just covered in urine. Oh, of course. Like just covered in it. And people who walk in there then obviously walk out into the cabin and just traipse urine all through the plane. That makes sense because, Ben, if you stand up in a plane and there's turbulence, does it go everywhere? No, I'm pretty controlled.

You've got it under control? Yeah, well under control, yeah. I also looked into some of the worst stuff that people have done other than drying their socks, and a woman was caught drying her undies in the overhead vent. Oh, my God. You know how you have your own little air con thing? No.

Just make yourself at home, guys. Why not? How long is the flight? And you're like, why can I taste shit? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I mean, this was one of my favourite stories, I think, off the internet today.

It's out of Aussie and it's actually a district council who's under fire. Okay. Which, I mean, you know, we all love the councils. Yep. Fun police usually. But they actually posted, it's the Adelaide Council, the city of Tree Gully in Adelaide to be exact.

Tree Gully. They actually posted a picture on their Facebook page unveiling the new design for a new skate park. Oh, yeah, cool. In Tree Gully, which they were pretty excited about it. They were like, these are the plans. This is what it's going to look like. What do you guys think?

Oh, yeah. Let's just say, how do we get around this? The skate park from a bird's eye view, and I say bird because it kind of looked like... Packer! It did resemble that kind of vibe, if you know what I mean. Like if you're in the army, there's like another word. It resembled kind of...

Private! You know, actually, you know what it reminds me of? What does it remind you of? It actually reminds me of that the character from The Simpsons, he was a groundskeeper. Really? Sort of kind of, you know, reminds me of that. Yeah, right.

Yeah. I think I see what you're saying. Yeah, I'm getting the trend. No, do you see what I'm saying? Like, I mean, there was. No, do you see what I'm saying? Like, I mean, there was a lot of comments and there was actually a comment from someone who they said it actually, they thought it looked like a... Wang.

Right. Oh, no, wait. His last name was Wang. Sorry. His last, that's my mistake. Yeah, gotcha. Wait, so if you really look at it, I mean, to be honest, I think it looks like a giant dick.

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