ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 24th 2018

Episode Date: October 24, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint Afternoon New Zealand, Brie and Clint We're just again discussing the benefits of the keto diet God, how many people are talking about the keto diet at the moment? It's literally the new thing

It's the new Acton It's the new Paleo It's the new Paleo It's everywhere And we know mostly dudes, right, that are on the keto diet. Well, our boss here at work, he's been on it and he's lost how much? He reckons about six kilos. But then I said to you, he's also on a diet.

So, of course, he's going to lose weight. Because you said, I might go keto, but I don't like the bit where I have to eat to a plan. And I said, right, so you want to go on a diet but you don't like the diet bit. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. You don't need to go on a diet. I don't like people telling me what to do.

No, sweet as. Live your life. Mate, I just had two Tim Tams. Yeah, I know. And you couldn't be keto because the keto, the main bit is cutting out carbs. And what has more carbs in it than anything else? Garlic bread.

Yeah. No, that's not for me. What do you want? Would you rather, this is the situation. Is there a diet where I can eat garlic bread, cheese, and chocolate? Yeah, that's the diet you're on right now. It's called the IDGAF diet. I love that.

Would you rather be on the beach in a bikini, hungry, or on the beach enjoying yourself, maybe with a rash vest on, having a garlic bread. I do wear the hell out of a rash vest. Yeah, right? Yeah, I'm a rashy wearer. So just make sure you've got your priorities straight before you commit to anything.

Yeah. Hey, on the show today, quite a big challenge, I guess. I don't want to say what it is just yet. Speaking of putting things in my mouth. Yeah, you made a very bold claim yesterday, and I don't want to say too much about it just yet, but it does involve you and 40 grapes inside your mouth in one go. But you just said the whole thing.

Yeah, but people don't know how we're going to do it. What, are you going to, like, catapult them in there or something? More information for you soon. When you drive home after five o'clock, you'll hear everything happen. Put it this way. If you tune in, you're going to hear something on the radio that's never been done before. Could be a world first.

I don't know. You can't guarantee that. That's fine. Next, though, anyone who has grown up with siblings. In fact, only children. Time to go somewhere else. Yeah, go listen to Flavor for a little bit. We're going to talk about sibling fights next.

ZM. Honestly, yesterday we were talking about families that are the happiest based on how many kids they have. Yeah. And then somehow we got onto the topic of sibling fights. Yeah, well, because you and I are both from above the recommended number of kids for happiness, which is two. You're a three, I'm a four.

And we were basking in how happy our childhood was. I had a great childhood. Except for the fights. There was a couple. There was some heat. In my family anyway, I can't speak for yours. Yeah. Some heated physical altercations.

How bad did it get? I told you the worst one was when my brother chased me around the backyard with a screwdriver. And that doesn't really do it justice. The screwdriver was about 35 centimetres long. That is terrifying. Yeah.

Look, it was a telltale sign of things to come, I think. Obviously he didn't catch you. Obviously he didn't catch me, which I think pissed him off even more because he always thought he was faster than me. So you could see him getting angrier and angrier. Me and my sister got into so many rows. Like I talked about yesterday how my sister poured a bowl of hot soup on my head.

Yeah. I can't even remember what it was about. And then I threw a remote control at her face and hit her in the mouth, chipped her tooth. Yeah. At that point,

as siblings, we were able to look at each other and go, oh, touche. No. Let's call this a draw. It just angered her more. Oh, really?

And she was the older one so I was scared. We got into some fights. I remember this one fight. We were literally physically in a, like a physical showdown and she had this steel ruler and she was trying to hit me with it. And it was at the point where she tried to hit me with this steel ruler and she's let go of it at the wrong time and it's hit her right in the top of the foot.

Calmer. Cut her foot open so bad she needed eight stitches. It's because No one can get under your skin The same way that your siblings can Because no one knows the same trigger points No one's grown up with you No one knows everything that you're that sensitive about

And they can literally just pull on one string Oh they poke and they prod you She never lets me forget it Every Christmas she'll go see that scar that's from you But she did it to herself I know but it was in an altercation between each other. But then hopefully, hopefully you still come back to each other at the end and go, I love you, sis or bro.

Still love you. Still love you. Put them in a headlock and... Big noogie. And then you start again. Then the fight kicks off from there. My sister gave my brother a nut cruncher once and that was at the point where my parents were like, enough is enough.

No, no, no, no. There are certain occasions where the language barrier really stops me understanding what you're saying. What is a nut cruncher? So they were in this physical wrestle match where my sister has grabbed. So my brother, picture this. My brother's on his back.

Yeah. My sister's standing over him. She's grabbed one leg. Yeah. My sister's standing over him. She's grabbed one leg. Yeah. She's grabbed the other leg. She's yelled out, nut cruncher. I stomped down. I stomped down.

That's when we learned how bad it was to do that to a boy. If it went to court, she'd go to prison because by yelling nutcruncher! That's pre-meditation. Pre-meditation. Because otherwise you can go oh, I accidentally stood on them. But if you're going to stand there and signal Nutcruncher! We weren't allowed to watch WWE after that. It's not a WWE

move. No one on WWE does a Nutcruncher. I love how people are texting in with their sibling fights already. We haven't even asked people. That's what we want, by the way. We do. We want you to text us on 9696 or you can call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. When did you get into a fight with your sibling?

What happened? Yeah, what happened? How bad did it get? Are you guys talking yet? Did someone cut one's hair off? I don't know. I was about to say hid. We don't want those stories.

No, not that far. But right up to it. Like if the head's still partially on, then definitely give us a call. Call us. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Turns out our families, Clint, aren't the only families that get into bad sibling fights. Sibling fights.

See, this is where I pity only children sometimes. Because sure, no one beat you up when you were a kid. But also, you missed out on the bonding experience. Yeah, it's good. Me and my sister broke my brother's arm. Oh. It wasn't on purpose. No, I hope it wasn't on purpose.

We've asked you on 0800DIALZM, tell us about your sibling fight, Logan. How's it going? Going well. What happened, Logan? Well, my brother and I, we weren't actually fighting. Well, I guess we were play fighting. And we had these short, sharp sticks that we were throwing at each other, pretending they were knives.

And he was hiding behind a bush. He stuck his head out, and I threw it, and it went straight through his lip. Oh! Oh! And what makes it worse is I pulled it out. It was all good. And mum sorted us out. A couple of weeks later, his lip was still quite swollen.

And a small piece had snapped off inside his lip and actually popped out. Oh! How's that feeling, eh, when you know you've made the mistake and your sibling is sitting there injured and you're going, don't tell mum, don't tell mum, please don't tell mum, please and you're going, don't tell mum, don't tell mum, please don't tell mum, please don't tell mum.

You're okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay. And he's like, dude, I've got a stick through my lip. Like, I'm going to go tell mum. I need to see mum. Isaac, tell us about your sibling fight. Hey, yeah. It was my two girl cousins, actually.

One of them got a fish hook and got it through the other one's lip. And then, in retaliation like a year later, when they got into their next fight, she got a screwdriver and stabbed it straight through the other one's foot. Are you joking? I've got girl

cousins too, and they are ruthless. No one can hold on to a grudge quite like a girl can. Did you just hear the story Isaac just told us? Yes, because his sister plotted for a year to get her revenge. God, evil. You don't think she planned that screwdriver through the thing down to the minute? Like, she would have known what type of screwdriver to use,

the impact point to make maximum impact. She's now starring in Orange is the New Black, which is fun. Hey, Heidi. Hey, how's it going, guys? What was your sibling fight, Heidi? We were being babysat one afternoon, and my big brother wound me up a treat, as they do. I decided to chase him around the house with a barstool,

and he ran into a room, closed the door, and I didn't stop in time, and the barstool's gone through the door. Interesting weapon choice. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's probably just whatever was lying around, I suppose. What was ever lying around? Who got in more trouble, you or him?

I definitely did. So he put the stool. He always did that to me as a kid. I always got in trouble because he wound me up. Well, you did chase him with a stool, so. I did, yeah. And the hole stayed there for years before they finally got fixed. Yeah, so you could remember what you did

Worth it? Yeah, exactly Was it worth it? Probably, yeah She'd do it again On the text machine My bro and I were fighting over a blanket, each pulling at one end I was the weaker one and it slipped out of my hands

Sending him flying into the glass coffee table It broke into a million pieces and it was off to A&E He went through a glass coffee table. Nothing good comes from a glass coffee table. Yeah, why do people have those? Yeah, except for, I won't say why. Is it Anna? Hi. What happened, Anna?

Your sibling fight. So me and my brother were at my granddad's house And we were having an argument And he took my phone Yeah And I like gave up And I was lying on the ground And then my brother dropped my phone

From like, I don't know He dropped it on me And it landed on my face And chipped my two front teeth Oh no Hey, at least you got your phone back I don't know, he dropped it on me and it landed on my face and chipped my two front teeth. Oh no. Hey, at least you got your phone back. Yeah, true.

That is the worst injury ever. Final one. Mackenzie, tell us about your sibling fight. So we got left at home for the first time ever while the parents went just up the road a bit. And my sister was in her room and she decided to come into the lounge and take over the TV. And I was watching a movie, and as it goes, she tried to take over the TV, blah, blah, you know, the hands over the receiver so that, like, she can't change the TV. And then about 10 minutes later, Mom and Dad walk in, and there's a a knife to my throat and Tyler had two broken wooden spoons over her.

There was barstools broken everywhere. Mackenzie, your parents walked in and your sister had a knife to your throat. Yeah. Is she in prison? No. Is she like some kind of delinquent? Is she like some kind of full sociopath murder suspect at the moment? To be fair, I did break the wooden spoons over her.

And to be fair, you don't change the Titanic. No. You just don't. No. Oh, God. Okay. It's fair enough. Yeah.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Yesterday, a very bold claim was captured by you on my Instagram story. I wanted to play the audio of it, but there's that much swearing going on in it. And also your mouth is very full, as you're saying. Can I just say? It's quite hard to hear. I'm not the one swearing for once in this video. No, it wasn't you swearing.

It was one of our producers. Producer Ben from Christchurch. He didn't know I was filming though, and neither did you. That's the thing. So you're throwing out these bold claims of this thing you can do. I caught it and today you're going to do the thing that you said so boldly that you're able to do. No regrets. Do you want to tell us what that thing is?

I said to you yesterday that I, Brie Thomas Hill, can fit 40 grapes in my mouth at one time. 40 grapes in your mouth at one time. No chewing. That's my record. No swallowing. I nearly choked, but I can do it. Today, at 20 past five, in approximately one hour, Brie, you will get the chance to put your grape where your mouth is.

In fact, actually, no. let me set the scene for you. Is that possible? This just doesn't sound safe. I'm worried. I'm really worried. What the f*** are you? Jesus. I can do 40. 40? 40 grapes, mother f***er!

This afternoon at 5.20, Bree will attempt to put 40 grapes in her mouth. Safely in a controlled environment, we have a first aid specialist, someone who is expert in the hind lick manoeuvre, on call just in case a choking hazard does happen. It's okay, I'm a trained professional. She also claims that she's done it before and it's not going to be an issue. Yeah, I mean, it's been over a couple of years that I've put my talents to the test.

Back in 2014, I attempted 37. I achieved it. And then back in 2016, I attempted 39. And I achieved that. So actually, you've never done 40? No. So we're going where your mouth has never been before. So to speak, yes.

Right. Okay. What sort of preparation are you going to do in the lead up to this? I see we've got the grapes. They've been hand counted into a bowl. We've got a mixture of red and green grapes, all the small roundies. None of those oblong grapes. No, they're too big.

We're going the standard size grape. Red leather, yellow leather. It's getting my mouth warmed up. Some real mouth widening type stuff. It's a trick of the trade in my profession. Okay. Do you need anything? Like before we do it,

I mean, you've got some time to get ready for it. Is there anything you need to get ready for this? I would love some, you know, people to text in on 9696. Or some motivation? Words of encouragement. Right. Or just, you're an idiot. I mean, whatever you want

to text in, up to you. I would appreciate the encouragement though. If you think I can do it, that'd be great. Today, at 5.20, Bree will attempt 40 grapes in her mouth at one time. Even as I say it, I'm going, why? Why not?

Why not? Which is my answer for everything. I've become the motto of I'm going, why? But, um... Why not? Why not? Which is my answer for everything. I've become the motto of this show a little bit. So, uh, yeah. Tune in and hope for the best. I don't die. It's a week today

until Halloween. Oh, happy week till Halloween. Do people celebrate Halloween? It's getting bigger. Are people getting into it? Yeah, it's getting bigger.

In New Zealand, like, are people trick-or-treating? Yeah, there's kids. Yeah, they go around. Have you ever had that at your place where people have knocked on the door trick-or-treat? My mum is a ferocious anti-trick-or-treater. Is she? In her words, it's a stupid American holiday is what she says. So on Halloween when we were growing up,

we weren't even allowed to decide whether we wanted to like Halloween. There was a sign put across our fence, no Halloween here. Can you imagine? Your house would have been known as the grumpy old lady. That's what the Halloween Nazi loves. Yeah. No Halloween at that house.

No Halloween at that house. I remember the first time kids trick-or-treated at a place that I was living at and I fully panicked because I didn't plan for that. Like I wasn't celebrating Halloween. Did you have any lollies? I didn't have any lollies and I had to give them an avocado. Valuable though. Yeah, and then I thought.

If they're a savvy kid, like if you've got like an inner city Auckland kid. The kid was stoked. Yeah, of course he is. And I gave the other kid a banana and they were disappointed. I'd be disappointed too. If it was a banana and they were disappointed. I'd be disappointed too. If it was a choice between avocado or banana, I'd be disappointed. Yeah, I want the avocado. I went the other way this year.

Oh, last year, sorry, for Halloween. I was like, oh, Halloween's coming up. We're living in a new neighbourhood. I'll get some lollies. Not a single kid came up to the door. So then you had to eat them all? Well, that wasn't so bad. Oh, devastating.

But it was more just looking like a loser sitting there with my bowl of candy. And then no kids came and took anything. That just sounds creepy. I know. Isn't it weird? It is a weird thing. Every other day of the year, don't take candy from strangers. And as a grown man, don't offer children candy.

That's what they tell you at man school. But on Halloween, throw all that out the window. Yeah. And do everything your parents have told you not to do. Also, scare the crap out of the kids if you can too. It's a weird day. It's strange. It's like opposites day. I've got a few do's and don'ts

that I think you should implement on Halloween for 2018. Sure, okay. I think don't, this is for dressing up reasons, don't go as a real life victim. Don't do that. Like if you love the staircase, that's great.

Just don't go dressed up as one of the, you know. Oh, don't go as the. Yeah. Could you go as no one from the staircase? Could you go as Michael from the staircase? You could go as the stairs. They're the ones who really did it. Okay, cool.

Got it. Don't do that. I think something that's really cool to do, you can do, do go as a duo costume. Ooh. Yeah. One of the best costumes I've ever seen at any Halloween party was these. So they were a couple.

Yeah. And they came as a pair of boobs. One was the right boob and one was the left boob. Yeah, that's good. And one was slightly bigger because I think they took her boobs as inspiration. Yeah. So the guy one was obviously – And one was slightly shorter because that boob hung slightly lower.

Exactly. Yeah, perfect. Great costume idea. It's a great costume. Cool. Don't wear your everyday glasses as a part of a sexy schoolgirl outfit. Why? Because then when you wear those glasses,

people just picture you as the sexy schoolgirl. But you still want to be able to see. Like if you're visually impaired, what are you going to go get a new prescription? And you go to Specsavers and you're like, I need real sexy ones. What are sexy glasses anyway? Okay, Janice.

You usually wear bifocals, but for today we're going to give you the sluttiest glasses we have. Bring them out. They're from a different cabinet. My last don't for Halloween. Okay, yep. This is the biggest one. Don't change your race.

It's pretty simple. Guess what? Blackface, never a good idea. And that doesn't just go for Halloween too. That's any day of the year. We had this conversation before the show. You can, as a white person, you can go as Serena Williams. Yeah, and I said like, that's fine.

Go as Serena Williams. Wear a tennis outfit. Wear one of her iconic tennis outfits but just don't do blackface don't paint your skin it's simple our producer ben says well then how are people gonna know that i'm serena williams and then we said maybe maybe she's not the costume for you exactly go as maria sharapova there's a there's a myriad there's a whole color palette of of russian tennis stars that may match your complexion more. Go as one of them.

Guess what? Yeah, there's a tonne of white tennis players. Pick one of them. Bree and Clint on ZM. How good. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, time to get some number one songs that were cranking on your 16th birthday in ya. We like to say get it in ya. Sam, g'day. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Sam?

The 26th of September, 1989. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2005 on the 26th of Feb, and this is your birthday banger. You should let me love you. Oh, yeah. Let me be the one to make you happy. Sam, how do you feel about Mario? Yeah, that's pretty good.

That's a banger. Let me just, let me just, sorry, let me just, because when this really hits from the start. Yeah. It's nice, Sam. You've got a very good birthday banger. Good luck, okay? It's a tune.

All right, up next, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What's your okay? It's a tune. All right. Up next, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What's your birthday? 12th of February, 88. Okay, Amy. You were 16 in 2004 on the 12th of February. And back on that day, this was top of the chart.

That's another goodie. Banger. Oh, banger. You get Jamelia Superstar Happy about that? Very happy about that That's an absolute jam Is it better than Mario? I think so

You would say that though It's her birthday bang She's got to fight for it Hayden, g'day Hi mate Hi, how's it going? Good, what's your birthday Haydes? June the 8th, 1993

Okay Hayden, you were 16 in 2009 on the 8th of June, and this was number one. It's good. You had an interesting stat about this song, Brie. This song, I did the stats on it, was number one in America, England, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada. All on Hayden's birthday? All on this day, yeah.

That's pretty impressive. That was a massive hit. What do you want to play? That boom boom, I haven't heard that for ages. Yeah, it's a tune. Oh, you've got to go Let Me Love You, Mario. Not Jamelia, Superstar? Yeah, they're all good.

You just feel something when that Mario track comes on, yeah. I'm just kidding. Like we were going to play anything else. Sam. Yep. Congratulations. Thank you, good choice. You're about to hear your birthday banger on ZM.

Awesome. All right. Why am I talking in this new voice? I think it's the sexiness of the song. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. ItM. ZM, Brie and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger. Sam, it's Mario in Let Me Love You.

What year? That was 2005. Nice. You know Neo wrote that song? Neo wrote it? Mm-hmm. But then Neo's got a song called Let Me Love You as well. Does he?

Yeah. Okay, maybe I'm confused. No, you're probably right. I think he did, though. Is that the one? Yeah. And then he went and wrote one for himself. God, lazy.

Come up with some new titles. Well, hello, podcasters. This is different. Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry. I'll put some pants on. Embarrassing. It happens when you...

Who let them in here? You get more relaxed on the podcast. This is special just for you podcast listeners. If you listen to the podcast all the time and you always hear Birthday Bagger, which is obviously where we figure out what song was top in the charts on your 16th birthday, and you were wondering,

I wonder what mine is. Well, you can't call us if you're overseas. That's the problem, right? No. And this is a global podcast. We're offering you the chance to have an international birthday banger done. Yeah, if you want to know what your birthday banger is and you listen to the podcast all the time, we're going to do an international birthday banger. You just need to DM our Facebook page with what, your birthday? Yeah, so your name, your birthday, and your number.

Well, I'd hope their name is on their Facebook page. Yeah. Kind of a given. Yeah, so your name, your birthday, and your phone number, and hopefully we'll get to your birthday banger. Are we going to call these people for the international birthday banger, are we? Yeah. We can do a toll call. We've got to get them on.

I mean, the company's paying for it. It'll be fine. All right, get on our Facebook page, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. Is it possible? This just doesn't sound safe. I'm worried. I'm really worried.

It's what a f***ing idiot. Jesus. I can do 40. 40. 10 grapes. 40 grapes, mother f***er. Yeah. 40 grapes in the mouth.

That's what we're about to attempt. Did I think after doing a degree at uni I'd be here? Yeah, part of me did Well you did a degree in physiotherapy And now you're on the radio So, you know? Yeah It's a bold claim put out there by you

And captured on social media yesterday You said you can do 40 standard grapes In your mouth at once I don't know why that's your Why that's your calling card, why that's the thing you want to be known for. Mate, I like to be different, and I'm not very good at sports. Before we do it, you've asked for motivation,

so we have had the people of New Zealand call through. These are your, if you will, Brie Leavers. Excellent. Brie, I'm on. Here to cheer you on. Vicky, you're on with Brie. Hey, Brie. I was the one who texted and started the hashtag Brie Leavers. That him on. Here to cheer you on. Vicky, you're on with Bree. Hey, Bree. I was the one who texted in and started the hashtag Brelevers. That was me.

It's very good. You're a legend. I also just really want to note that I think you're going to do a great job. I almost believed her there. Oh, did she say great job? Yeah, she did. Oh, you're killing it, Vicky. Let's go Brody. Hey, Brody, you're for these ones. Oh, you're killing it, Vicky. Let's go Brodie.

Hey, Brodie, you're on with Brie. Hi, Brodes. What are your messages of encouragement, your advice? Oh, I don't have any advice, but Brie, I reckon you could put 45 grapes in your mouth. Oh. All right, Brodie, let's see how we go with 40, and then maybe we can tackle more.

She generally has that much in her mouth every weekend, but it's usually in wine form. Can we not say that? You didn't let me finish it's usually in wine form. Can we not say that? You didn't let me finish. It's in wine form. Yeah, no. That's, yep. Must be 45.

I still reckon you could put 45 into an hour. Yeah. Jeez. Thanks, Brodie. Michelle, what's your message for Bree? Hi, Bree. Hi, Michelle. How are you?

I'm great, Michelle. What's your words of encouragement? So my word of advice is 40, 45 grapes is roughly about a whole glass of sad. You might as well just drink the glass. I like Michelle. She's a thinker. I like Michelle a lot, yeah. And she's very smart.

She's not allowed to chew them, Michelle. That's the problem. So there'll be no juicing going on. Well, if she swallows it whole, it'll be fine. Alright, Michelle. God knows I've done that with wine very well. All right, Michelle. God knows I've done that before. One more bit of inspiration. A glass of salve.

What? Come on. Oh. Anyway, let's... One more bit of inspiration for you before you go on. Okay. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Yes, I've just been listening and I am not a happy mum-a-die.

Why is that, mum-a-die? Brianna, fair dinkum. You're not going to do that, are you? Mum, knowing me, do you think I can? No, Brianna. No, Brianna. You know, the cinnamon was bad enough. Jeez.

Mum. Forty-something grapes. You're a proud mother. I thought I need to do something to make my mum proud, and this is what I came up with. I'm always proud of you. You don't have to do that. Make Clint do it.

No, I'm not the one who said I could do it. That's the thing. You do need to know, Mumma Di, that we have a trained first aid person on hand and someone who is expert in the hind lick manoeuvre to administer that to Bree as soon as she needs it. Oh, it's going to be... She's not going to need it, though,

because they've got an agreement that if it gets tough, you're going to bail out, right? You're going to... I'm not a quitter. I know, that's the problem, Clint. Never give up. She'll just keep going and going. Mum, it's okay. I'm a trained professional. Would you like to stay on? Oh, Brianna, Clint. Never give up. She'll just keep going and going. Mum, it's okay.

I'm a trained professional. Would you like to stay on? Oh, Brianna, honestly. Would you like to stay on hold or would you like us to just give you the message once it's all over, Mumma Di? Oh, I don't know if I can listen. I really don't know if I can listen.

Can I just say I'm loving the texts that are coming through? I feel really motivated. Okay, well, we'll rip into it next. What's wrong with these people, Brianna? We're going to do it straight after this, okay?

We're going to give it a go. One song? Yeah, one song. One song. Oh, you could have given me a pump-up song. That's all right. This is a pump-up song.

It's got to wait. The moment has arrived. Bri is shadow song. It's got to wait. The moment has arrived. Brie is shadowboxing. It's grape time. Is it possible? This just doesn't sound safe. I'm worried.

I'm really worried. It's what a f***ing audio. Jesus. I can do 40. 40. 40 grapes, mother f***er. Sometimes when someone makes a claim so bold is the fact that they can fit 40 grapes in their mouth at one time, you just got to call them on it.

And that's what you said yesterday. Look, I've done 39. That's my record. I believe I can go 40. Are these smaller than Australian grapes? They're a standard grape. It's a very standard... And that's important, right?

We're using a standard grape, not a long grape, not a squishy grape. Not an oblong. Quite a firm grape. Standard firm grape. We're about to do this. There and that's important, right? We're using a standard grape, not a long grape, not a squishy grape. Not an oblong. Quite a firm grape. Standard firm grape. We're about to do this. There is no time limit, okay? And we need to stress, do not try this at home.

This is being done under controlled circumstances. And I am a grape professional. If you have messages of support for Bree on her journey, please keep them coming through to the text machine on 9696. Like this one. Brie, spitters are quitters. Don't give up, girl. Okay, all right.

Brie, the Guinness Book of World Records says 96 is the record. So 40 should be easy as. Oh, my God. If you would like to join on as she goes, you can also call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We will put you live to air. Right now, though. I'm actually really nervous.

Are you ready? I'm nervous. Okay, I think I'm ready. I will do the counting for you. All you need to focus on is graping. Red leather, yellow leather. She's done as many stretches as she can. She's wearing a sweatband And some kind of shell suit

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time Okay, here we go One grape Two grapes Three grapes Four Four grapes Five grapes

Six grapes Seven grapes Eight grapes Into the cheek Nine grapes Into seven grapes, eight grapes, all into the cheek, nine grapes into the other cheek, 10 grapes straight onto the tongue, 11 grapes into the opposite cheek, 12 grapes, 13 grapes, this is going at a mammoth pace, 14 grapes, 15 grapes, 16 grapes,

17 grapes, 18 grapes in Bree's mouth, 19 grapes, that one needed a bit of a push in, 20 grapes. Now pause there, pause there, you're at 20. How are you feeling? It's real juicy. Do you feel like there's much room left? I don't think there's any in the centre of your mouth, is there? Not yet.

Okay, off you go 21 grapes 22 grapes it's getting real juicy yeah you're having to stuff those in quite deep 23 grapes 24 grapes 25 grapes 26 grapes 27 grapes 28 grapes You look like a chipmunk 29 grapes You know when someone has their wisdom teeth pulled out You look like that Your face is all thrown up

30 grapes Okay now wait This grape has just been stuffed under the top lip It's not in the mouth per se But it's under the lip I'm gonna say it plays I'm gonna say every grape that is suspended Just using your mouth and no hands is good. Claire, you're at 30 grapes. You've got 10 grapes left. How are you

feeling? 31 grapes. 31 grapes in the mouth. This is where it starts to get tense. 32 grapes. 33 grapes 34 grapes are we short a grape in the bowl? no? I can't understand anything you're saying you're at 35 grapes 36 grapes 37 grapes that was stuffed right under the lip

you're going well you've only got three grapes left to do. 30. 30. 30. Was that 38? 39 grapes. 38 grapes.

Sorry, this is getting very tense. 38 grapes. Two grapes remaining. 39 grapes. Ladies and gentlemen, we're up to the final grape. I want you just to take a moment, mentally prepare yourself for what's about to happen. Give us a noise. In fact, say, I can do this.

Say, I believe in myself. I'm a Brie Lever. And when you're ready, insert the final grape. Ladies and gentlemen. Is there what? There's one more grape. You're going for 41 grapes. You're a madman.

You're absolutely insane. 41 grapes. Ladies and gentlemen, she's beaten her own record. That is so much saliva. Every grape has just come falling out of your mouth in one big go. I need the sweatband for what? The saliva? Congratulations. I want to thank my mum, my dad, my uni lecturers.

Because instead of studying, I was doing this. We do have a national hero on the show. And she's not even a real New Zealander. She's a bloody Australian. I did it for New Zealand, though. Did you do's a bloody Australian. I did it for New Zealand though. Did you do that for New Zealand? I did that for New Zealand. Those were New Zealand grown grapes.

Exactly. Brie Thomasel has just inserted one by one, 41 grapes, whole, no chewing. No chewing. Directly into her mouth. Honestly though, in all seriousness, I'm really proud. I can't believe it's just kind of sinking in now what I've achieved. That little quiver in your voice

just shows me how pathetic the things we do really, really are. Do you want a little gauge of what the nation is saying? What's the nation saying? Bree, I knew you had this. I was already home but I waited in the car to get this result. You didn't give up

you're my hero Bree you are every man's dream and my idol from Raylene oh come on Raylene keep it clean nah good message Raylene

keep it clean and the final text person texting in about Bree who's just managed to put 41 grapes in her mouth oh my god this whole time I thought you guys were saying crepes.

God damn it. Bree and Clint on ZM. Are we too late for the Lime Scooter chat or? Nah, Lime Scooters are just blowing up now. It's just starting to sink in. For those who don't know what Lime Scooters are, they're electric scooters that just

get left all over the city and anyone can use them. You just have to scan it with the app on your phone and then you can ride an electric scooter, right? You hire it by the minute. They've got them in Auckland. Christchurch. They've got them in Christchurch.

I think they've got them in Wellington. If you don't have them yet, Wellington, they're coming to you very soon. And trust me, the day that they land, it's all you'll see. They're kind of like those bikes, the black and yellow bikeszo bikes onzo bikes but these are electric yeah and you don't have to wear a helmet yeah that's the weird what's going on with that they do 30ks an hour apparently do they or like close to yeah so you can get on the road in fact you should probably be on the road in the city because on the footpath, you're going to rip into somebody.

Like in the bike lane, you mean? Yeah. Or like on the road road? Well, just not on the footpath. I just look at them and think that is a disaster waiting to happen. I also look at it and think, I wonder how far I could jump that thing. I look at them and go, well, that person doesn't need to spend any money on contraception this month

because there is nothing sexy about an adult scooter rider. that person doesn't need to spend any money on contraception this month. Because... I was... Okay. There is nothing sexy about an adult scooter rider. I was going to buy one of these. I know you were, and I've been trying to talk you out of it. Producer Ben from Christchurch, he has an electric skateboard. That's okay. It's a skateboard. Skateboarders are cool.

One time I saw him on it, and I beeped my horn at him, and he nearly fell off. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Be careful with that. I've been trying to pinpoint why electric scooters, and I know some people listening will use them and love them, and that's fine. It's the way of the future, Clint.

That's what everyone's saying. Nah, it's the 2018 Segway is what it is. I love Segways. Yeah, okay. I think I've been doing a lot of thinking as to why it's so like sexually debilitating to be on a scooter. Yeah, why? I think it's because, and it's the same for Segways too, it's not natural to be moving so erect but so still i mean usually moving fast erect when erect is good that's fine yeah well there's connotations there but by erect i mean straight

up and down you are straight up and down shoulders down hands in front of you on both the scooter and the segway when you're on a bike there's a athletic hunch that goes on so you get that booty shot when you're on a skateboard there's like a there's like a cool knee brace that's going on. So you're saying on a scooter, you're not in the athletic position. You are just straight up and down and not moving your body at all. Like these electric ones in particular, the razor ones where you kicked your foot, at least you're doing some psh, psh. But these electric ones.

What are you doing? Some psh, swish, swish. Razor, razor. Psh, kickflip. We should get one of them. You just stand there. you're doing some but these electric ones what are you doing? some whoa swag razor razor kickflip we should get one of them these ones you just stand there like some big

newbie idiot who's riding head on into a red light accident what if you saw someone on one of them

but they're doing tricks on a lime scooter yeah like dropping into the half pipe on a lime scooter. I think I speak for every person at the skate park when I say, no one wants a lime scooter at the skate park. It's bad enough when some kid brings his mountain bike down to the skate park.

You're going to have an influx of lime scooter riders in the half pipe. No, thank you. Hey, if you're a parent and you're looking into, you know, birth control, instead of, you know birth control instead of you know the usual just buy your kid an electric scooter scan the app

pay by the minute problem solved Bree and Clint on ZM this next story needs a little bit of a warning and the warning

it needs is it needs a hot dad warning we're about to talk about a story which contains a hot dad so I love a hot dad warning you just need to be aware if you're allergic to hot about a story which contains a hot dad I love a hot dad warning You just need to be aware

If you're allergic to hot dads The story's not for you I was reading this morning These two girls, best friends Their names are Amanda and Taylor They're 27 Out of Phoenix, Arizona How do you do?

Go Gators Go Sons Go Phoenix 27 year old best friends How do you do? Go Gators. Go Suns. Go Phoenix. 27-year-old best friends. Amanda's dad's name is Kern. Kern? He's 52. Okay.

Perfect dad age for a 27-year-old. A lot of miles left on those tires. Yep. Taylor, who is Amanda's best friend. Yep. Taylor, who is Amanda's best friend, and Kern, who is Amanda's dad, are now married. What the hell

is going on? So, Taylor married her best friend, Amanda's dad. It gets a little bit spicier. When they met When the dad And the friend met She was in a relationship

The dad was married To Amanda's mum Yeah because they've obviously been If they're best friends They would have been friends for a long time I don't think it's creepy They're not childhood friends They met through work.

Okay. So she hasn't been coming around there for years, that kind of thing. It's not dodgy like that. So it's not since they were 12. No, no, no. It must have been probably in their 20s. No. But Amanda's best friend, Taylor, replaced her mum in the relationship.

How weird is that? And her best friend is now her step-mum. That'd be like if you hooked up with my mum. Yeah. Or you hooked up with my mum. Yeah. Or you hooked up with my dad. Oh. Their age gap is 25 years. I've seen Mr. Roberts.

Have you though? Not bad. Have you actually seen him? Yeah. Okay. He's a bit of a right. Interesting type. I've seen your dad, Big Steve.

All right. And so's my wife, Lucy. Just saying, hot son has to come from a hot dad and Big Steve has got the goods. Apparently my dad looks like Tom Selleck. He does. He has got a very strong moustache. Which is... Very strong moustache.

For our younger listeners Richard from Friends when Monica dated the older guy. I thought you said younger listeners. Yeah. Our listeners watch Friends. For the kids out there, I'm going to hit you with a topical Friends reference. I know what you're all watching.

I keep up with TV too and I know what's cool. Friends is still cool. They play it just before Frasier. Shut up. I hate that show. Don't put Friends in the same category as Frasier Back to this thing Where the best friend is now married to the dad

Okay Like does the best friend still hang out then? Yeah, apparently they're fine They have to That's her new mum I heard they went on a family holiday Oh, I didn't hear that bit Yeah

Strange Here's the struggle though I think Amanda probably knew it was coming because this is the curse of a hot dad. You just know that somewhere lurking out there is some friend with some ulterior

motive and that ulterior motive is they actually want to hook up with your dad. I've always been worried about that with my dad. I remember we got off the plane once. I was on a sporting trip and all the parents were kind of crowding around. This was when we were about 16. And someone goes, oh, whose dad is that? And I was like, don't be my dad, don't be my dad.

I've looked up. I've seen my dad's moustache. I was like, damn it. Is that hard for you? I hate it. I notice he doesn't feature much on your Instagram. Like there's no... Big Steve.

We have Mama Dion a lot. There's not a lot of Big Steve featuring. Are you hiding him from the world? I put him in one video and the amount of comments... That's the one Lucy saw. The one where you changed your mum's phone number, right? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that one.

Hot dad alert. All right. 0800 dial ZM. Have you got a hot dad? I'm interested in this. Yeah. Do you know someone with a hot dad? Are you a hot dad?

We'll take any of those. Yeah. You can text us your number on 9696. With a photo. Asking for a friend. Yeah. 0800 dial Zidim. Let's see who's willing To come forward

Story out today About a 27 year old girl Whose best friend Of the same age Is now married To her 52 year old father And because of that This afternoon

We're asking you The question New Zealand How hot is your dad? How hot How hot Is your How hot's your dad? How hot, how hot is your dad? How hot's your dad?

We really need to know. Because a hot dad comes with its own challenges. You'd know, Brie. Yep, I have been living my life with a hot dad. Are you okay? I mean, you know, there's been some tough times. Some challenging times. Some challenging times.

Some times when you have to question the motivation of certain friends. Picture this. We've talked about my brother on this show, Aidan. My dad and my brother look the same. Can we get a picture of your dad on our Instagram? Oh, can we sort that out? Let's get a picture of Big Steve for the Instagram. No.

We'll get that up tonight. Hannah, welcome to the show. Hello. Hello. Hi. Are you living with a hot dad? I do have quite a hot dad And Hannah, how old's your dad? He just turned 61

Got a lot of good years left As Brie would say, put a tread left on those tyres What makes him so hot, Hannah? Well, great genetics, obviously. And, yeah, I don't know. The first time I ever really noticed it, it was when a friend met him for the first time and immediately said that he was a silver fox.

Yeah. And then went to ask about him every single time I saw him, which was at school every day. Who does he look like? He gets Richard Gere a lot. Oh. I'll text through a photo to you. Yeah, please.

Actually, text it to my personal number, 027. Thank you, Hannah. Jamie, you got a hot dad? Yeah, I do. Why is he hot, Jamie? Who does he look like, Celebrity lookalike? Oh, that's a hard one. I don't know.

Is this him? Oh, hello. I've just been passed a photo from producer Ben. Jamie, we're looking at your hot dad right now. Yeah, everyone at work has seen that photo and I have not lived that down. Yeah. Now, is it tough when you want to bring friends around to the house? Like, is he single?

What's the deal? No, not single. Still married to my mum. But, yeah, still a young dad, only 43. Yeah. You got a hot mum? How hot is your mum? Not so much.

Oh! Jamie! Jamie. Well, at least she's honest, I guess. I love this text that's come through. Not so much. Oh! Jamie! Jamie, Jamie. Well, at least she's honest, I guess. Now, I love this text that's come through. Oh, we lost Emily. Okay, yeah.

This text on the text machine. My dad was in all black. I couldn't take him anywhere. Someone text us about their hot dad, and that was Emily who we've just lost. Yeah, so she said, Emily said on the text machine, one of my best friends has a hot dad. When he became single and he was on the prowl, one of our mates drunkenly pashed him and was so quietly stoked, she told the girls and we all felt really awkward.

Oh, you can't. I just, I feel like a hot dad is an admirer from afar, much like a hot mum. I wish I could be on board with that, but I'm... But if it's a Richard Gere, oh, imagine if it's a George Clooney. Remind me to never invite you over to Robert's family dinner. Now, back to our regular scheduled programming. As you know, we are New Zealand's leading

and only maritime and aviation specialist radio show. I'm pretty proud of that. So am I. It's a badge I've worked a long time and I'm glad you're on board. Mate. I love... On board.

On board works for planes and for ships. You good? I'm good, yeah, yeah. Got some maritime news for you today. Hey. You replaced my horn. What do you mean? No, you said you wanted a ship horn.

That's not my boat horn. No, that's a boat horn. This is my boat horn. That's not my boat horn. No, that's a boat horn. This is my boat horn. What's the difference? I'm pretty sure this is you. I literally cannot hear a difference. Are you taking maritime news seriously?

Because I've got 3% battery on my laptop and if I'm going to waste it on the story and you're not even taking it seriously, what's the point? What's the point? I, to my ear, I can... That's a ship. That is a ship That is a How are people

How are people who tune into this show For Maritime News Meant to trust our opinion If you're gonna go Dub over The call sign Of The call sign of Maritime News. Do you think if there was a civil defence emergency,

what if you went in there and recorded over the civil defence alarm? People need to be evacuated for higher ground and you're in there going... Oh, $800,000. Oh, $800,000. Do you think Clint is crazy because they sound the same? Don't call. It's not what we were doing.

No, call 0800. No, I've got a piece of maritime news I wanted to do. Is that the same sound or is that? Just one. Just. I'm telling you. It's the same. I think you're mistaken.

Maritime News is cancelled. Look, people are calling. It's cancelled. People are calling. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Zit Im, Brie and Clint, it's Jonas Blue and Rise. We were meant to do something else here. Yeah, we were going to do something else. I mean, the show's been turned on its head.

It's another Yanny Laurel situation where you're hearing one thing. I believe the rest of the world is hearing another thing. No. We pride ourselves on this show, or at least I thought we did, on how seriously we take maritime news. I take maritime news very seriously. Then how come you replaced the maritime horn with this? That is the sound of a ship.

There is not a seaman on the ocean today who would mistake that for a ship horn. This is a ship horn. You're going crazy. It is the same. I can't tell the difference. I had quite a good story as well. Like I had quite a good. I asked people to call.

Is Clint going crazy? I'm hearing the exact same noise. I'm hearing the same sound. It is the sound of a big ship. Sham. Yes. Sham. Sham.

Is it the same? No, they're not the same noise, Sian. Listen, one, the other. One, the other. Sian, to your ear, is that both the horn of a ship? Yep. Bye, Sian. Sue.

Sian. Sue. Hello? Sue, is it the same sound? No, I'm sorry. I was laughing so hard how different those horns were. Yeah, well, I don't appreciate the laughter. I don't appreciate the laughter because it's serious.

Maybe it's two different ships, but both ships. Would that be correct, Sue? It rhymes with ship. Put it that way. Would that be correct, Sue? Was one you, Bree? Was one you making the noise? Oh, God, Sue? It rhymes with ship. Put it that way. Would that be correct, Sue? Was one you, Brie? Was one you making the noise? Oh, God, Sue, come on.

Oh, how would you even say such a thing? I would never, you know, sue that to Maritime News. Simon. Simon. Simon. Simon. Simon. Even he's gone. Simon. Simon. Even he's gone.

Simon, are you there? Quick, play the horn. It might wake him up. Simon? He's gone. On the text machine. Clint, you're being crazy. Is Clint having a breakdown? It's the same. On the text machine, Clint, you're being crazy.

Is Clint having a breakdown? It's the same. I'm going home. See you. Best day. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Is there a ship coming in? To the people who are texting this show saying that I'm the crazy one, I'm on crazy one,

I'm on to you. I know what you're doing, okay? I know what you're doing. Mate, we're all concerned. If you want to text your concern to 9696, Clint thinks there's two different sounds. It's the same. We're not going to do it again after this.

I'm putting a full stop on. I just want to – this is the argument that my maritime news horn and this horn are the same horn. Same thing. This is a text message. And I don't appreciate this again. I appreciate it. Is Clint having a mental breakdown? Why is he upset and constantly playing the exact same maritime news horn?

I think he doesn't actually have any maritime news and he was just stalling. Clint, maybe you should go get your ears checked. I'm worried about you, buddy. Maybe you should go get your head checked. Oh, shit. Mate, I'm really worried worried They're making a Titanic 2 There you go

That's the whole news Brie and Clint on ZM A lot of people listening right now Will have had this experience Of being a bridesmaid At a wedding before You've been one haven't you Brie Yes this year actually

There's a story out today About a lady Who is the bride And embarked on a three month mission To fatten up her bridesmaids before her wedding. How? What? Who would actually do such a thing?

So she didn't want to be outshone by the bridesmaids. And I think that's a legit thing. Yeah, but you can't fatten up people. She has. She has. Now, the reason she was able to do it is because she was making smoothies for her bridesmaids every day before the wedding. She'd make three smoothies that looked the same. Two of them would have fattening ingredients like mass gainer and stuff inside them.

Oh my God. And a whole lot of sugar. And her smoothie was just fruit and coconut water, but they looked the same. But how would she get them a smoothie every morning? This is the catch. Both of her bridesmaids were her sisters. What, they lived together? Yeah, well, I assume so.

Well, they worked together or something. Close together or something like that, yeah. That's not on. She's fattened up her own sisters ahead of the wedding. You say it's not on. I think it's not on to do it to a friend, but if it's your sisters, like, not on. She's fattened up her own sisters ahead of the wedding. You say it's not on. I think it's not on to do it to a friend. But if it's your sisters, like, come on. What do you mean?

If it's your sisters and it's your wedding, like, they're not going to agree to it, obviously. But they'll lose the weight. They'll work it off eventually. If I found that out, because I just was my bridesmaid. I was a bridesmaid. You were your sister's bridesmaid. For my sister's wedding.

Yeah. If I found that out, I legit would rage. I'm already carrying more than I should. Oh. If I found out my sister. Yeah. But it's her big day. Yeah.

You, as a bridesmaid, are literally a prop. Do my makeup crappy. You're just something there to balance out the photos. I'm legit happier if my sister talked to the makeup artist and was like, oh, can you do hers a bit shit? I'd be fine with that. What's the difference? Look a bit fat, look a bit...

There's a big difference. Well, there clearly is a big difference. Do you want to hear how she justifies it? Yeah. She says, when I look back on my wedding photos, as I often do since we've got them displayed around the house, I sometimes feel a twinge of guilt that I'm standing there glowing and gorgeous in my bridal gown and my sisters are looking washed out

and chubby, but mostly I feel happy. Seriously, that is psychopath behaviour. Oh, but it's your sisters at the same time. Like, knowing your opinion on this makes me worried to be around you. Another chai latte? No, thanks.