ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 24th 2019

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

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Ah, kia ora everybody! Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where today we're gonna know what we know what we're doing So we're gonna do an adults-only warning at the start. Yes, adults-only warning Just for the intro, the rest of the podcast is good to go. It's fine. This intro will contain Buttholes, butt plugs and bandits. Yeah, exactly right. All three. And for the latest in that, butthole bandits as well We're gonna cross live to producer Ellie who has breaking news about the butthole bandits. Yes, no, there's a man. Wait.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, no, my bad. Oh, the way. Butthole bandits. Is that why big gay gorgeous Al is in the producer's booth? Yes, he's the culprit. Oh. All right, crossing live to Ali Peaches and Cream Auckland

Are on the hunt for a man Who has stolen A leopard mini dress A rechargeable butt plug A whip and a cock ring That's so weird Because Big Gay Gorgeous Al We live right near K Road

And he came home With all of those things. Interesting. He told me he's going to a Halloween party dressed as Pebbles from the Flintstones. But Pebbles has fallen on hard times and got into porn. He really plays the role well because he really loves

Bam Bam. That's hard because he's right here but he can't hear a single thing you're saying. Hey, do you mind? The funny thing about this story that Ellie's bought is, truth be told, I don't know if you believed it, it's not Ellen. But they've released a CCTV footage of the guy who it is. Yeah, I'm just going to hold this up to this camera. The butt plug bandit.

I'm trying to see it. What is with Kiwis stealing sex toys? I have a theory on it that he was too embarrassed to take the items to the counter. Oh, come on. He looks old enough to...

But he still went into the store, though. Yeah, I know. But it's that next level like actually owning the purchases that you've made. And having to chat to someone about how I'd love to buy

this beautiful leopard print thing. And you know what? The disadvantage is there he's not able to get any helpful feedback From the peaches and cream staff I always ask for feedback Great selection sir on all these items But can I say there's greater battery life

If you go for the next Vibrating butt plug up Have you guys ever purchased anything From a sex store No Yes you have we purchased that vape in l.a we were in l.a and the only place to buy a jewel vape was at a um yeah they they put them on the six stores yeah we were in we were in what was the name of the area it was this where all the

super gay bars are something um was something, was it West Hollywood? Well, that was, yeah, that was, yeah. No, that's where we were staying. And it was a bit further. Yeah, I can't remember, but yeah. It's where the Ivies near. Yeah. Yeah.

It's where all the gay bars are. God, they've got some outrageous gay bars over there. Like, seriously, our American listeners may know, but those who don't, we went into one where there's like two super hot cowboys. Sunset strip? Literally, yeah, I think that's it. The Abbey is what it's called.

The Abbey, that's the place. Two half-naked cowboys swinging from a saddle that is suspended at the ceiling of the bar. That's right. Yeah, it was awesome. What was that place called? Flying Cox? No.

Flaming Saddles. Flaming Saddles. That's where my phone got stolen. That's right. That's actually a good community service. If you're on your way to Flaming Saddles in Hollywood, then look out. Go there, but hold on to your phone.

Yeah, make sure you don't get your phone stolen. God, there they are. There's the fellas. Ben just brought them up. Should we call them? Just to say hello. See if they've got my phone. Yeah, maybe it's turned up. Even remember before we went to Flaming Saddles at the Abbey,

the other gay bar that we were at, remember there was like strippers and stuff? Well, not strippers, there was the dancers. Auntie dances. Yeah, and they were all super hot as well. And so ripped. I know. So ripped.

And do you remember they did the old, they'd stare you in the eye and they did the biggest alcohol pause you've ever seen? Oh, that was insane. I couldn't get over it. In New Zealand, they basically go, oh, there's enough. And in America, it's like, yeah, let's go. I prefer the New Zealand one because then I know how much I'm drinking. Oh, that is the oldest thing you've ever said.

No, I do like to measure it. I like to know if I've had one drink, two drinks or three drinks. Whereas in America, you go, have I had the whole bottle? Why? So you can go home and watch the news? No, so I can drink responsibly. What do you mean? So I can keep myself under control.

You know how I can tell? If I can still walk, then I'm good to go. Okay. Oh, I'm kidding. Look at you guys being like, she's saying the wrong thing. This is the time where we reveal why we've brought Ellen in here. Bree, this is an intervention. Oh, shit.

Are you okay? I haven't actually had alcohol in weeks, thank you. You ran out of money. Yeah, I did actually, a long time ago. I'm saving for a house. This is the last podcast for about five days because we're taking a long weekend. So lap it up, baby.

See you soon. Have a good long weekend. Bye. Bye. Now let me see you dance. Z-Dams. Brie and Clint. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Oh, you're back. I'm here.

What did I miss apart from 14 phone calls from you guys? Well, you're welcome. We were just worried and concerned because you were sick. You were so ill that you couldn't come in. So we just wanted to check, you know, be good friends and just check up on you throughout the day. And then once you'd checked the first time, did I give you cause for concern? Yes, you sounded so ill. Every time it must have been worse and worse.

We all were like, oh, we need to call him back in an hour just to check up on him. Well, I'm here. Thank you for your concern. I appreciate it. Did you see that the fire in the Sky City building, which was out, has started again? Has it? The fire's back on.

So that's an ongoing nightmare that can't be brought under control, it seems. What an absolute... Oh, God. Is your car in there? My car's still in there. No, I got my car out yesterday and it's covered in ash.

Is it? Yeah. My car's been in there for three days. Not that my car is the issue here. It's our firefighters who are working hard and hopefully remaining safe. It's all of our first responders who are doing a great job. I love, I love, I love that you were like, car, car, car, then you're like, oh, no, I should say the right thing here.

Yeah, yeah. Our firefighters. My thoughts are with you and with my 2010 Honda Accord station wagon. R.I.P. I mean, that thing should have been put to bed a long time ago. Excuse me. It's a responsible and reliable vehicle. Soccer mum car.

Yeah, right? Soccer person. Next on the show, we're going to talk about Afterpay and the phenomenon of Afterpay. It has different names, but Afterpay is the main one that people use. What, is there different ones? It's basically the new version of, I think there is. Yeah, it's the new version of Laybuy.

There's a few companies that do it. Do you have a bunch of stuff on Afterpay at the moment, is what we want to know. Yeah, we want people to call through now. If you've got really expensive things on Afterpay, we want you to call through at 0800... 0800... 0800... 0800-DOLLARS-NM.

Do you self-identify as an Afterpay problem person? Yeah. Afterpay addicts, call through now. This is Billie Eilish and Bad Guy. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Gather round, everybody. Mum and Dad want to have a bit of a whinge

Was it a whinge Or is it just a It's um Is it us passing down Our wisdom Is that what it is I don't know You and I were talking about

Obviously the The world of after pay Yeah I mean how long's it been around Not that long In New Zealand not that long Couple years Nah I reckon about a year

Oh is that it I don't I don't know Cause I don't use it. I've never used it. Obviously, I know the concept. I understand what it's about. And I've heard my flatmate, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, talk about it all the time because he is addicted.

We've decided that you're either an afterpay person or you're not, right? Yeah. It's in you or it's not. And if you're not, you're probably the sort of person or you're not, right? Yeah. It's in you or it's not. And if you're not, you're probably the sort of person who doesn't want a credit card either. For those who don't know what it is, it's like the modern version of lay-by,

except you get the item straight away. Which is very dangerous, can I say. Because the great part about lay-by is you would pay it off bit by bit and you'd work towards getting the item. Makes sense. Whereas afterpay, they go'd work towards getting the item. Yes. Makes sense. Whereas Afterpay, they go, here, take the item in advance. But you owe us.

But forget about it. Forget about it. Don't worry about it. But then it's there in the background and boom, it sneaks up on you. From what I can see is they take four installments every two weeks. So it doesn't matter what it is or how much it costs. They cut it into quarters and it comes out of your account every two weeks. So we want to talk to some after payers on the phone.

Maybe we're wrong. Maybe it's a great service. Maybe we have the wrong end of the stick. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Yeah, hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you.

Are you an after payer? I am. And my husband's going to kill me if he's listening. But no, I currently have four after payers on the go. What do you have? Four. Yeah, four. So Christmas is coming. What do you have? Four. Yeah, four. So Christmas is coming, so I'll go through retail.

So our store does after pay, so that's kind of dangerous. But I've got myself a gift handbag and wallet, and that's a Christmas present. Emma. Emma. Are you buying Christmas presents for yourself? No, just the essentials, Christmas presents. Emma. I know. Are you buying Christmas presents for yourself? No, just the essentials.

Just the guest handbag and matching wallet. That's how it is. I love you, Emma. That's amazing. Do you think you have a problem, Emma? Well, I don't think I have a problem because I always pay them off. I do that, like, cut short. Like, I always know in budget what I can afford each fortnight. Yeah, but if you didn't think you had a problem,

why are you hiding it from your partner? Because he's a party pooper. Yeah, right? He's a party pooper. See, I've never been big on credit cards, so either of the credit cards terrifies me. That's what after pay is, essentially. Yeah, I know.

Okay, it's all right, Emma. Wait there because you might not be the worst one. I say go for it. This person wants to remain anonymous, I think, for the same reasons. Hello, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. I can't be the worst one.

What are you hiding, anonymous? Honestly, I too, I don't like credit cards. I think they're really really bad but as an adult you know sometimes you think about the family budget

and you don't want to purchase things and spend money unwillingly well noticeably noticeably is the word

we're looking for you're just kicking the can further down the road. Anonymous, how many afterpays do you have that your husband doesn't know about? I think I have three and he still won't know about it because I love your station. He doesn't listen. Perfect. He can go listen elsewhere.

Probably three. Probably three. What's the most expensive item on your afterpay? I think the most expensive item on this lot was a couple of hundred, but it was a few products. Oh, you're fine. A couple of hundred here or there. That's fine.

A couple of hundred. Okay, not a miss. But it doesn't make any arguments. I know what's there. I know I can cover it, and I don't have to explain. And then when your husband goes, where did you get those new heels? You go, oh, birthday present. I found them.

And then, yeah, you go, birthday present. And then you say to him, you forgot my birthday. But wait there, Anonymous. You might not be the worst. And then you put it back on him. Caleb, just quickly. And finally, a man who's using Afterpay. Yeah.

Have you got an Afterpay problem, Caleb? I wouldn't say a problem. What's on there? No one does. What's on there? No one does. What's on there? Quite a few things, really. A couple of hundred dollars worth. And why do you use afterpay, Caleb?

Depends. If I have enough money from the bills that come out or whether I have a little bit left over that I can go and spend some on some clothes and all that type of stuff.

Do you think that you should wait until, and I know I sound like grandad here, but do you think that you should wait until, and I know I sound like granddad here, but do you think that you should wait until you have enough money to go and get the things that you want? I probably should, but I don't.

Well, maybe you'd never get it then, you know? My favourite thing about all the afterpay people is they get it. They know what they're doing. Oh, they know. My flatmate Alan, he goes, oh, I actually have to put poo paper on Afterpay. I'm like, why have you done that?

He said, because I've already put all this other stuff on there that I can't afford. He Afterpay toilet paper? Yeah, don't tell him I told you that. That is incredible. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bad news for anybody who is currently getting a free Netflix ride. And by that, I mean you're using someone else's password.

I don't know if I could ever do that. Use someone else's password? No. Why? Because I like having my own Netflix because then when I'm up to a certain place in a show, no one's messing with it. No one's going in and watching episodes that I might be watching.

Yeah, but you can still have your own login, remember, in Netflix. So only your episode, you get to watch your episodes under your login within a Netflix account. So someone can make, see, I've never done it before. Someone can make, what, a separate account on your login? When you open, oh, because you've got the old Apple TV. Yes. On the newer ones and the ones that are built into the TVs, the first screen that comes

up after it goes, it goes, who's watching? Yeah, same. Yeah, so that's just for you. And that's how people get around it. So they can all be sitting on the same password. And there can be like, I don't know, I don't know how many accounts you can have.

Anyway, Netflix have made an announcement that they are looking to end password sharing. How are they going to police that? They haven't really said. The CEO of Netflix has said they are looking at the situation and attempting to find a customer-friendly solution that will not alienate a certain portion of its user base. That certain portion being those on mum's account, old flatmate's account, or like producer Ben, still using their ex-girlfriend's Netflix account. Isn't's account, or like producer Ben,

still using their ex-girlfriend's Netflix account. Isn't that right, producer Ben? That's wrong. No, that's wrong. I don't still use it. You told us that you only got rid of it recently. Yeah, I don't actually watch Netflix at all. Very little, like maybe once or twice. You like to illegally torrent everything.

No, I buy everything on DVD. From Jamie Ive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it. No, I buy everything on DVD. From Jamie Hi-Fi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it. No, and then I just noticed the other day my favourites was Netflix still and I was like,

oh yeah, and I opened it and I was like, oh, I'm still in because obviously the password was saved and I still had a profile and I was like, oh, I've got to delete this

so I just went, I can't forget. Heaps of people would still be using their exes one. Heaps of people. Nah, that's the first thing I would change out of spite.

Really? 100%. If I knew my ex had my password for my Netflix. Oh, you mean as the person with the account? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, actually, I'm not going to tell that story because it makes me sound horrible. Go on then. Actually, I don't know if it does

make me sound horrible. So, the situation was one of my friends has a family account for Spotify. Yeah. And I'm on the family account. And then whoever else he wanted on the family account, because you can have like, I think, four people. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

Anyway, my ex was one of the people on the Spotify family account of one of my best mates. Yeah, nice. And after we broke up, I was like, I can delete them now. Delete them off the app? Yeah, you can delete them. God, that makes you sound like a horrible person.

Nah. I think it's fair. That's great. I think it's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's if they're going to be mooching off my friends. The only thing worse is if they have your Spotify login. Although that can be a good thing too.

And then you can see when they're listening to sad music and you're like, yeah, I bet you miss me. How trippy would that be? They're on there listening to everybody else. That would be so trippy. Can you imagine being like, oh my God, I can see all the songs that you've listened to. They're listening to sad breakup songs

and then you go on and put on like some happy, like black eyed peas or something just to try and show them that you're doing better in the breakup. You should just send them a message and play like, Pharrell happy, better off without you, and just keep playing all the...

Bad blood. Bad blood. Bad blood, yeah. What else could you play? They're in there like... Another one bites the dust. Yeah, that's good. What else?

What is it? My neck, my back. Oh, that's a great song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just come in with... God, that's like digital warfare, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, watch out.

You may very shortly have to go and buy yourself a Netflix account. Oh, God, heaven forbid. It's like $15. Is it? Oh, damn it. A month? Yeah, a month, yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. How much is that a year? I don't know. I get it free with my internet. 15 times 12. A month? Yeah, a month. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. How much is that a year? I don't know. I get it free with my internet. 15 times 12. Do you? Yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

It's time for the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Juicy music news today, Dean. Selena Gomez has dropped a brand new song and apparently the whole thing is directed at Justin Bieber. The entire, every word, every lyric, every melody

is directed at Justin Bieber. It's so fabulous. It's called Lose You To Love Me. It's actually a really good song. Now, here's the thing. It's not like she didn't kind of hint, like, ooh, is that a... Obviously about her relationship with Justin Bieber.

In it, you've got to listen to the words. She pretty much just slammed him. One of the lyrics was, you know, made me think I deserved it. And, yeah, while I was in the thick of healing, she went in and she even used the word set fire to my purpose as one of the other lyrics, which is, of course, Purpose was the name

of one of his albums most recently as well. So she slammed him. And, you know, nothing like doing something like this to get good press for new music. Like, good, smart PR move. This isn't the first time she's written a song about Justin Bieber either. She wrote that song called The Heart Wants What It Wants when they were going through all that drama

and then people were like, you shouldn't be together, and then they got back together and then they broke up and then... We're going to play the song so you can decide for yourself. Dean, in your opinion, there's no way this could be about any of our other exes. There's no way this is about The Weeknd or anything like that. Seems pretty specific. Very specific.

Well, I think the thing that gave it away for me was when she said, in two months you replace us, which is what, like two months after they broke up, he was with Hailey Bieber. They were together. It was so fast and weird. Was it really that fast? Yeah.

That was the second time that they got back together. Yeah. Okay, well, shall we just play it? This is the brand new Selena Gomez that Dean McCarthy is talking about. It's called Lose You to Love Me. Have a listen to the words, and you tell us if you think this is about Justin Bieber,

which we're pretty sure it is. Bree and Clint, ZM. You promised the world. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. All right, everybody remain calm. There's no need to be nervous, but this weekend, the All Blacks are playing the Rugby World Cup semifinal. Not nervous?

Stacks on, everyone. Not worried? Not concerned at all. Considering how they played last weekend against Ireland, I wouldn't be concerned because they were on point to the All Blacks. But England looked scary. God, they looked scary. Yeah, they did have a really good second half against Australia.

Anyway, we thought today a great chance to bring back our surprise game show where we call places and surprise them with a one-question game show where they win absolutely nothing. And I thought, seeing as we're playing England, why don't we call England today for a surprise game show? Makes sense, eh? It does make sense. Okay, so first up, we're going to try a BP in London.

In fact, the website just says BP London. So I assume this is the only... Is it fair to assume this is the only BP in London? Might be. Yeah, right. Good morning, BP Flow. Hello and welcome to Surprise Game Show. Are you ready for your first question?

Will you hang up on me? Every single time we play this game, they bloody hang up on me. You need to do a game show voice. You do a salesman voice. What's the difference between a salesman voice and a game show voice? Ready, so you do your voice. Hello and welcome to Surprise Game Show. No, now you've put it on a little bit.

I can't win. You give it a go. Who are we going to call on your one? Let's just call someone who's English. Who is it? Who's the lucky contestant? Hello, Emma speaking. Hello, and welcome to Surprise Game Show.

Are you ready to play? I am ready. First question, are you English? Yes, I'm ready. First question, are you English? Yes, I'm English. You've got it. You've got it. Nice work. You've answered correctly.

Here comes question number two. This weekend, the All Blacks are taking on who in the rugby semifinal? They're taking on England. You've got it. What has she won, Clint? Absolutely nothing. Thanks so much for participating in Surprise Game Show.

Thank you. That was amazing. Great. Thanks, mate. It's nice making people's day, eh? I love it. It's really a sharing joy. You've made my day. You've made my whole week. Oh, you're still here.

She's so English. I don't sound like you're from London. I can't understand you. You've got a big twang. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I was listening to an episode. That's a lie. Someone told me about it.

I was going to say, no, you didn't. I haven't had a chance And I want to There's a fantastic podcast Which is hosted by Caitlin Marrett From Fletchbourne and Megan Brodie Kane

From The Hits in Canterbury And Gracie Taylor And you were a guest On that podcast The other week Weren't you? Yes Yeah

I was lucky to Actually get the call up Because someone else Pulled out Oh did you get The last minute ring in? I was the last minute ring in But I was the last minute ring in. But I was happy to be there.

Yeah, and it's called The Girls on Top Podcast. Great podcast. And you've had a real impact. Because we were walking through the office yesterday and someone came up to us and said, Oh, Brie, can I just say what you said on The Girls on Top Podcast really resonated with me. You know, you really struck a chord inside me.

And you said what we're all thinking. The question was, what do you like to do in your spare time? And you may be the first person to ever respond truthfully to that question. This is what you said. What are some other things that you like to do in your spare time? I love to sit. Yep. Sitting and lying down I love to do. Yep. Sitting and lying down, I love to do.

No, I really love that. No, that's good. Can I just say... Thank you. Thank you. Finally. Finally someone has had the guts to stand up or sit down and tell the truth to that question.

That is so wholeheartedly true. I'm just someone who loves to sit. I hate to stand up. People try and answer that question to make themselves sound more active and I don't know why because we're all the same. They'll say to you, what do you like to do in your spare time? And you might say, oh I love to exercise. You know I love to get out there and see the city. I love to get out there and see the city. I love to go for a hike.

I love to paint, actually. You know what I love to do in my spare time? Lie on the couch and stare at my phone. That's good. That's what I like to do. If I get a spare moment, I go, oh, God, finally a bit of phone time. And it's not productive and it's not good for me physically or mentally, but I don't care that when I have spare time, that's what I actually

like to do. And I feel by you saying that on the podcast, you've actually opened the door for everybody to finally be honest. Yeah, I think it's, you know, I've always thought that when people answer that question and I always think to myself, no you don't. Who are you trying to impress? No you don't. I'm like, don't try and impress

me. What I really like to do is sit and eat grated cheese out of a bag. That's what I like to do. 100% and that's hashtag relatable, babes. That is real. Let's go around the room and cross to our producers. We'll start with producer Ellie. What do you like to do in your spare time, honestly? Honestly, I just lie on my bed.

Sorry, we'll get your microphone turned on. G'day guys. Honestly, I just lie on my bed, put something on Netflix, don't actually watch it, and I scroll through my phone and eat. Well done. Thank you very much. If you tell us the truth, then we appreciate it. I love to take the lift and never take the stairs.

I do love to do that in my spare time. Nice. Producer Ben, what do you honestly like to do in your spare time? I like to play the app on my phone called Golf Battle. See? That sounds bloody fun. Yeah, it sounds all to play the app on my phone called Golf Battle. That sounds bloody fun. I'd love to play some Golf Battle. Some people say, oh, I like to get out there and golf. Let's be honest.

Sometimes you just lie on your phone and play the app, don't you? Sometimes I like to go into my bank account and I just like to pretend like I'm doing smart things with money. Yeah, and move a little bit of it around. I'm not doing anything. I'm just like, oh, I'm doing smart things with money. Yeah, and move a little bit of it around. Yeah. And then move it back.

I'm not doing anything. I'm just like, oh, I might move this to this account. I do the same thing. Do you do that? And then you go, oh, good, banking's done. All right, so that's all my admin done. Let's do it. Let's do it.

If you blazed a trail for the country, let's actually... I do that so often. Let's ask people, what do you actually like to do in your spare time? Tell the truth. Not what you pretend that you like to do. It's the same as that question on a job interview form when it says, what are your hobbies? And then everyone makes up hobbies.

You ain't got no hobbies. I always put on those watching TV. I honestly put that on hobbies whenever I fill out forms. I think we should do, what's the lie that you say when people ask you what you like to do in your spare time, but what's the we should do, what's the lie that you say when people ask you what you like to do in your spare time, but what's the real answer? And what's the truth?

Yeah, let's do that. Let's get a bunch of brave, truth-telling Kiwis on the show next. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brie has done a very brave thing on a podcast,

the Girls on Top podcast, when asked what she likes to do in her spare time, for the first time ever, she's given an honest response. What are some other things that you like to do in your spare time? I love to sit. Yep. Sitting and lying down I love to do.

No, I really love that. No, that's good. And I know it's honest because I witnessed you within four minutes of this show starting today undo the top button on your pants. That's not a lie. I was hoping you wouldn't mention that. Show the camera.

Stand up because this is the truth. Show the camera. Stand up. Told you. Told you. You can't see this right now, but 100% undone. I did it during a break, like when you and I were talking. We're asking you now to take the same brave approach

and tell us what you actually do in your spare time. But first, tell us the thing that you lie about. Yeah, what's the thing that you say when you're saying, you know, you're telling a lie? Hey, Skylar. Hi. So first of all, what's the lie? Yeah.

I like to tell people that I read a lot. Oh, that's a good one because no one likes to read. But that's a lie. Yeah. I like to tell people that I read a lot. Oh, that's a good one, because no one likes to read. But that's a lie. It makes you sound smart. Tell us what you actually like to do in your spare time. I like to just go through Instagrams and social media. Do you love to do it on the toilet?

I love doing it on the toilet. That and sitting in bed with Netflix in the background. Yes. Yeah, and not watching it like producer toilet. There and sitting in bed like with Netflix in the background. Yes. Yeah, and not watching it like producer Ellie. Someone texted and said, I've got two toddlers. What I like to do in my spare time is sit on the toilet and read my Kindle and pretend that I'm using the toilet. That's good.

That's good. I like that. Let's talk to Natalia. Kia ora, Natalia. Hi. Hi. First of all, tell us the lie that you tell when someone goes, what do you like to do in your spare time?

We say that we're going camping. Oh, yes. It makes you seem like, you know, like you get outdoors. You're outdoorsy, yeah. And you do like some cool stuff. Yeah, you're very Kathmandu. What do you actually like to do in your spare time? What we do is we take off to our caravan, we lock ourselves in,

we do nothing but eat food, drink alcohol, and sit on our bums watching TV. Love it. Sounds like a great holiday, Natalia. And you get away with it because you're technically camping. Because you're camping, because you're outdoorsy. Fraser, hi. Hi, Fraser.

Yeah, g'day. What's the lie? I'm doing yard work, chores in the yard. Yeah, get out there, DIY. Love to get out there and do some weeding. Get some dirt under the fingernails. Get the whippersnipper happening. That's a lie.

What's the truth? Absolutely nothing. Just walking aimlessly around my lifestyle block, just looking at stuff, just getting away from the family, just having some quiet time. You're like, sorry, honey, I've got to do the roundup. Got to get out there and do the roundup. Can you watch the kids?

I honestly think my dad does that too. I love it when he phrases hobbies as getting away from the family. My neighbour does exactly the same thing, and he's got a young family as well. We sort of look at each other from across. And you're both like, back again. Yeah. More yard work, is it, Steve?

Guardian. Kia ora, Guardian. Hello. Hey, how are you going? like back again. Yeah. More yard work, is it, Steve? Guardian. Kia ora, Guardian. Hello. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. What's the lie that you tell people when they ask, what do you like to do in your spare time? Well, I usually tell them like reading, swimming, skating.

Well, you're active. You're so active. But that's a lie. And so studious. What's the real thing you like to do in your spare time? Well, I do like to do those things, but I have an 18-month-old, so I like to go and sit on the toilet and play games to get some peace and quiet to myself.

Yes. It's good. And that's honest, and we appreciate it. Dave's going to take us home. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. Hit us with the lie first.

I'm exercising. Yeah. Who, to be honest, I know there are weirdos who love to exercise, but come on, most people do it because they have to. When I'm there and doing it, I enjoy it. No, don't lie. And the mental health benefits afterwards. That's a lie.

But if I had a spare afternoon, it's not like, oh, I'd like to go and do that. You're so used to saying it. Maybe. You're so used to it. Well, Dave, what's the truth for you? I take long walks on short piers. You take long walks on... That's so specific.

You mean you walk into the ocean? No, I just daydream most of the time, do nothing. Oh, gotcha. Dave, you're right. You're right, Dave. I'm daydreaming now, I think. Yeah, I was going to say, go do some exercise. I love one of my favourite ones on the text machine.

People say, people have said that usually on their CV they'll say something different for hobbies, but the real answer is alone time. Yeah, 100%. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. News about McDonald's. Oh, keen for this. I'm loving it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. News about McDonald's. Oh, keen for this.

And the future of McDonald's. McDonald's in the future will be run by robots. A human has been neutralised. Is it? I asked Ben for a robot sound effect. That sounds pretty robot-y. Yeah, it said the human has been neutralised in the middle of it. Yeah, that's what robots do, isn't it? All right, well, watch out.

No, not like that, not like that. They're investing hundreds of millions of dollars into McDonald's and the way that it receives your order. So soon they'll use artificial technology that when you pull up at the drive-through at McDonald's, the cameras will recognise your number plate straight away and it'll go, oh, Bree's here. And it will change the digital menu board to be basically a favourites list

of all the things that they know that you like to order at McDonald's because they know, because they recognise your number plate from last time you were in there. So for you, it would go straight to Double Fudge Sunday. Bacon Egg McMuffin. Bacon Egg McMuffin. Hash Brown. Hash Brown. Hash Brown.

They're my favourite things from McDonald's. It's going even further that you know how there's those kiosks inside where you can do your own order? You can go to that and you can say, Hi, McDonald's, or whatever you want to say, or Hi, kiosk, or we probably have a robot name. Hi, Jenny, the McDonald's robot. And it will recognise your voice

and it will know exactly what you like to eat. And you know how currently they say... How can it recognise your voice out of millions of people? Voice recognition software. I don't like that. You don't like that? No, I don't like how much the people are going to be tracking us. I don't care for the convenience.

It's been working just fine going through the drive-through. Yeah. You know what I mean? I just don't like how, and then obviously, then they collect all this information about you. Yeah. And it's going to get more and more elaborate and more and more things. And like, this is just the start.

Yeah, it is. It totally is. But what if you could go in, drive-thru or store, and you knew that your order was going to be prepared for you instantly because it saw you pull up and it would get the order right and it would never get your order wrong because it's got all of your data. It knows exactly what you want.

Because it can even use, this is the thing about data, once they collect it, they can tell what you feel like on a Friday night compared to what you feel like on a Sunday morning because those are two very, very different orders quite often. But what if I decide that I want a bacon and egg McMuffin on a Friday night? You can still do that. You can go, not in the, because it'll go, it'll go, hello, Brianna, would you like the

usual? And you go, not today, McDonald's robot. I'm changing things up. I might have a salad. And then the robot will go, are you sure? You don't strike me as a salad person. And then you go, screw you, robot. That's offensive to me.

I can just imagine it would go something like, we are trying to bill your credit card, but you have no funds left. Billing your husband now. Yeah, exactly right. And then I'm like, I don't want my husband to know that I'm getting McDonald's. Oh, well.

Well, maybe cooking at home is the answer for you. Nosy bloody robot. It's the future of. Oh, well. Well, maybe cooking at home is the answer for you. Nosy bloody robot. It's the future of fast food, baby. Robots. There's a really rich woman who is stirring the pot over in Melbourne. She's from a suburb called Toorak, which is super ritzy in Melbourne. Anyway, she's written into a newspaper and she was pitching her idea about how she thinks parking should be delegated at supermarkets.

This is what she said in the post that she wrote to the newspaper. She said, while visiting my local supermarket, I was disgusted to find the best parking spaces nearest to the newspaper. She said, while visiting my local supermarket, I was disgusted to find the best parking spaces nearest to the door are reserved for so-called parent and child parking. If you are fit to produce offspring, you should jolly well be able to walk across a car park into the supermarket. The best spaces should be reserved for people with the most expensive cars. It is us who are likely to spend the most money in the supermarket

and to have the most shopping brought back to our cars. How old do you reckon Diana is? I reckon she is in the 50 to 65 bracket. And I reckon she drives a very fancy car. What sort of car do you think she drives?

I reckon she'd be driving maybe a Bentley. I see her in an upper end BMW at least. Or a Mercedes. Nah, she's a Mercedes gal for sure. Yeah, look, what she's looking for is a valet service. Yeah, go put your car in the valet. If you're that rich and you're that sort of beneficial to the shopping centre, go to one of those super fancy supermarkets.

Go to a Faro or something where every car park is basically a valet car park. Sounds like, though, she's a cheap rich person because that's how all rich people get really, really, really rich. Holding on to their money. Exactly. So she doesn't want to pay for it. But most Westfields these days do have a valet service. Yeah.

And if she's that worried about it, do you shopping online, girl? Like with the 20, oh, but hang on, she's in the 50 to 65. Probably wouldn't like that. Yeah, probably doesn't quite. I mean, look, I think what she is stating is absolutely ridiculous.

Like just because you're super wealthy with a really nice car doesn't mean you should have spots reserved for you, unless you're paying for them. If you want to pay for them, then go for it. But I mean, I do kind of get the parent, you know, child parking. Oh, not this again.

Oh no, I do get it. Strap in, parents. Go on, say your thing. No, I park in those parks quite often. In the parent parking? In the parent parking. Why? Not obviously disabled, totally different, which those are

obviously not even worth comparing to. Yeah. But I don't really get it. I don't really get why the parents should have the best parks all the time. I said to you before that it's helpful to be able to open the doors further so that you can get things like the capsule and the pram out before that it's helpful to be able to open the doors further so that you can get things like the capsule and the pram out easier. And that's why the parent parks,

they're closer and there's more room. And it's so that they don't scratch your cars. You know, it's actually doing you a favour. Oh, you're doing us a favour. What if I never have kids though? So I just never get to use those good parks. Well, then walk the extra 15 metres. I could say that to you though. But you can't because I've got a kid. You said the other day you had your baby seat in the car and you were like oh well technically I can park in that car. Yeah because I'm

tired and I'm like is this my entitlement? Is this my benefit for raising the next generation? Is this something that society's gone hey Clint we see what you're doing there and we appreciate it, so here's a little favour for you. Have a special park, you know?

Is that something that I get, like a bonus? I should get special parks because I'm sad and lonely. Again, I feel like that should be online shopping because then you don't have to be seen in your track pants at the supermarket. Yeah, well, that's fair. Okay, all right. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's time for a game of What's the Plot?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our game where you go head-to-head with Brie to see who knows the most about movies. We've asked for a parent to call up.

Angry parent. An angry parent. Have we got one? Shannon, are you an angry parent? Oh, I wouldn't say I'm an angry parent, but I am definitely a parent that understands the need for these special car parks for parents. Do you see it from my point of view, though, too, Shannon? I do understand where you're coming from. I have noticed many times that going to Countdown

and seeing that these parks aren't even used. So if you're just going to go in and do a quick in and out, not a problem. I've got no issue with it. All right, all right, all right. Appreciate it. No, no, let Shannon talk. She's saying some good stuff.

But I will actually point out that these car parks are there for a good reason. I don't think they're there for no reason at all. I think when you're a parent when you're a parent and you've got kids that you've got to put in the car seat and then you've got other, obviously, commuters, customers

coming in. When you're in the back trying to open, and you've got the door wide open trying to put a child in the car seat it takes time. I do understand that because what about when I'm trying to wrangle my drunk friends into the seat seat of my... What we know is we're not going to reach an agreement on this, but we can find a winner in What's the Plot today to win a double pass to Maleficent, Mistress of Evil in cinemas now.

Now, there is a theme this week as well. I've purposefully withheld the theme now so that no one has an advantage. Good. This week, the theme inspired by producer Ben is movies that aren't out yet. Oh, okay. That's going to be difficult. Shannon, don't lie. It's a dumb category.

That's what you're thinking, aren't you? This is either going to be excellent or an absolute disaster. This is so dumb. Here we go. First movie. Let's give it a go. Yell it out when you know what or an absolute disaster? This is so dumb. Here we go. First movie. Let's give it a go. Yell it out when you know what it is. Your buzzer is your name.

Best of three. First movie that isn't out yet for What's the Plot. When a systems engineer blows the whistle on a dangerous technology, a group of female special agents from across the globe... Bree. Bree. Charlie's Angels. Well done.

See? I hate that one. I thought it was a stupid topic. Well, there's been other movies like that. Shannon, it'll be a good topic if she wins. Second movie. Here you go. Oh, this one might be good for Shannon, actually.

Hope so. Our heroine, the Snow Queen. Brie. Brie. Frozen 2. Brie, you're too good. Come on, Clint. Help me out here, bud.

Come on. What's your favourite kind of movie? Anything. Anything. I've got one movie left, and see if you can get at least one point, okay? Okay. The surviving resistance faces the First Order once more as Rey, Finn and

Poe as their journey continues with the power of Brie. Zombieland 2. Zombieland 2 is incorrect. Shannon, you want to have a free guess? Can you finish your hint please?

I will. You get a free guess, please? I will. You get a free guess now, and then I continue. Oh, okay. Oh, I have an idea. Three, two, one. Sorry. No, good. I'll continue.

With the power and knowledge of generations behind them, the final battle commences. I will start spelling the title of the movie. What? That's all we get? It isn't out yet. I can't get any more of the plot. It's so generic. I can't get any title of the movie. What? That's all we get? It isn't out yet. I can't get any more of the plot. It's so generic. I can't get any more of the plot.

It's not out yet. S, T, A, R, W. Shannon. Shannon. Star Wars? Well done. I'm actually glad I didn't get that one. Glad I got one.

Yeah. Seeing as you got one, we'll give you those tickets, okay? Yay! Thank you so much. Nice work, Shannon. Thank you. Seeing as Brie keeps parking in your park as well, we'll give you those tickets, okay? Yay! Nice work, Shannon. Thank you. Seeing as Bree keeps parking in your park as well, we'll make sure you can get to the movies for free.

I don't mind if I see you, Bree. It's all good. Oh, thanks, mate. Appreciate that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Something that is catching on in Hollywood rapidly is the pet-nup. Now, we all have heard of the pre-nup,

which is obviously where it's a clause in a contract which protects certain assets and funds in a marriage if a marriage was to break up. Or even just a long-term relationship these days. Yeah, well, you can. And something Hollywood stars are actually putting in, I don't know if it's inside the prenups or if it's a separate contract, but they're calling them pet nups. And essentially it's contracts regarding

animals and obviously who gets custody of animals if there is to be a breakup in a relationship. Makes sense. Especially if you're a couple who treat your animal like a child, like if it's that important for you. Yeah. And hopefully it would be shared custody, but maybe not. Maybe it would be like, maybe it's like if we break up, the dog is mine. You don't have any, you don't have any rights to that animal. Well, it's interesting because I have a friend, which I'm not going to name her because obviously this is kind of personal stuff. But I remember she told me she was in a relationship with a guy and they'd been together for a number of years, I think two years maybe, and they decided to get a dog together.

Anyway, so they got this dog together and she said to me, she goes, oh, yeah, we've got an understanding or a contract of sorts that if the relationship were to end because someone wants to end it and the other one doesn't, then the person who wants to end it doesn't get the dog. Oh, so it's like an anchor dog. Yeah. It's like a reason to stay in the relationship. So if someone wants to leave the relationship, then they can leave but the other person gets to keep the dog. Yeah. It's like a reason to stay in the relationship. So if someone wants to leave

the relationship, then they can leave, but the other person gets to keep the dog. It's also like a therapy animal. It's like insurance. If you're the one that gets broken up with, you know that you'll have the dog to make you feel better, I guess. Yeah. Which, I mean, I don't know if I agree with that because then, like you said, it puts this weird kind of juju on the whole relationship. Also, it invokes more mind games so you know when you're in a relationship i don't know if you've had this experience but you both know that the relationship needs to end you know that it's it's run its course for whatever reason but one of you you're just waiting for one of you to pull the trigger yeah so what if you don't back

down just because you want to keep the dog exactly so we both know that we want to break up and then one of them has the guts to say hey i think we need to end this and down just because you want to keep the dog? Exactly. So we both know that we want to break up and then one of them has the guts to say, hey, I think we need to end this. And you just go, you said it first, I get the dog. Yeah, well, true. I guess so. But I mean, I guess there's understanding in circumstances like that. But then what if it comes down to if you've got a dog together

and you break up and it's a really messy, bad breakup and someone keeps the dog. Do you have dual custody? Dual custody of an animal is a freaking mess. What a nightmare. Then you have to see that person all the time. Unless, of course, you broke up on really, really good terms. Then that's different.

Which is rare. But even then, you're not in a relationship anymore. So it's like you'll be going, oh, I'm thinking of going away at Christmas. So I'm getting him first. You take the dog. Imagine when you start dating someone new and then you have to explain to them. Why your ex keeps coming around with the dog. Yeah.

Like it does make it a little bit awkward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand if you've obviously, if it was like 10 years and you've had the dog for 10 years. But if you had the dog for six months, I mean, I'm the biggest animal person in the world, but it's kind of like, do you put yourself through all that turmoil? I know a friend who had shared custody post-breakup of a cat

and the cat had to go from house to house on alternating weekends. Oh, I don't know about that. I think the cat was okay with it, but you know, like what? How do you i think the cat was okay with it but you know like what how do you know if the cat was okay with it i checked his instagram and he did it he did a thumbs up he did a picture a selfie of him going i'm cool we want to ask you guys on 0800 dial zm this afternoon what's the animal situation agreement that's gone down in your relationship or breakup or anything like that do you have an agreement with your partner? In a current relationship, yeah.

Yes. Did you lose an animal in a breakup because of that? Or maybe you're in a joint custody situation with an animal. What happened with the relationship and the animal and that messy situation post-breakup? We want to know. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint.

The podcast. It's becoming more commonly known as the pet nup. What is the situation that you have with your partner when it comes to custody of the animals? They're like kids. They are. In our family, they are. The cats are absolutely part of the family.

And if we were ever to break up, heaven forbid, it's not on the cards. I mean, what do I know? But I hope it's not. It'd be a real issue. Lucky we've got two cats so we could have one each, me and my wife. Well, that's pretty easy. That's why you always get two. Yeah, not sure what to do about the baby, but cat situation.

Have another one and then you can just divide those up. True, true. I'll just let Luce know that we need to have another one baby, but cat situation. Have another one and then you can just divide those up. True, true. I'll just let Luce know that we need to have another one as insurance for our breakup. We've asked you guys on 0800DIALSATM, what has been the situation in your life that involves a pet and a breakup? Josh has called through.

Hey, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's the situation in your life? So my ex and I broke up on fairly good terms a few years back. We had two cats.

We both wanted cats. So obviously, as for your nose, you've got two animals. One's always your favourite compared to the other, just like children. Yeah. You know, you'd always pick one over the other, just quietly. And, yeah, we just kind of, I was like, oh, I'd have, you know, lucky if he was, like, up for grabs over the other one. And then we just paid scissors, rocked it, and, yeah.

And you guys just divvied up the cats, one each. Yeah, mate, that's it, one each. Oh, nice clean break. It's easy when there's two. Yeah, literally, good turns, like, one cat, you know, for everyone, yeah. And Josh. I mean, that said that, we split them up, but, you know, we both got a cat. Josh, did you get the better cat?

Yeah. Oh, hell yes. I knew it. No disrespect to the other cat. Hi, Anna. Hi. Hi. What's the situation?

Who got custody of the animals? Okay, so we have an agreement. So if he leaves, our beautiful pit bull, which we love very dearly and hops on the bed and all that sort of stuff, has to go to his ex-wife. Oh, wait. Is this a blackmail situation? Would you be the ex-wife?

No, I'm not the ex-wife. Oh, his ex-wife. He's the ex-wife. No, he's the ex-wife. Whoa, so you're literally using the pit bull like a piece on a chessboard. No. He agreed. He agreed. So that makes it okay.

Does the ex-wife ever say any of this? Like, is she keen for a pit bull? No, definitely not. That's why she got rid of him. Right. All right. Well, okay. Interesting. Good relationship insurance there, Anna. Barbara's here. Hey, Barbara. Hi there. Tell us, what did you do with your animals when you broke up? So we had a very messy breakup and we argued over our two babies for quite a long time and eventually we thought, okay, we'll

share custody and he was going back down south so we'd have to put them on a plane every six months to travel, but in the end he was like, look, if you give me $10,000, I'll leave you with both of them. Wait, he said give me $10,000 for the

two dogs and you can have them. And you'll never see me again. He said a few other things, but that's the gist of it. And did you do it? Sorry? And did you do it? Absolutely. 10k in the scheme of things,

they're like your children. Of course you would pay it, but still. Yeah, they're my children. And now I'm getting married again and it's absolutely in the prenup. Is it? There you go. Yeah, right. Those are your dogs. Yeah, you learnt your lesson the first time.

Are the dogs worth $10,000? I don't mean emotionally. I mean financially. Like, are they special breeds? Oh, no. I mean, no. They're not special breeds. It doesn't matter, I guess.

They're worth the money, yeah. Full on. Okay, thanks, Barbara. Nah, that's awesome. Let's just talk to Kirsten just last. We're talking about pet nups, the relationship status of your animals after the breakup. Kirsten, what happened with you?

So when we first got my dog, we decided that it was going to be his. I didn't want any responsibility of pets. And then three years later we separated and she actually just didn't like him at all. She always just wanted to be with me. Wait, you let the dog decide who I wanted to be with? Is that a warning sign, Kirsten?

Yeah, so he'd turn up, she'd hear his car, she'd run and hide under the bed. She wouldn't, you know, she just didn't like him. And you weren't keeping like pieces of jerky in your pocket or anything to make the dog prefer you? Nothing like that? You weren't like holding pictures of your ex and going, bad man, bad man.

No, no, no, no. I think she just bonded with me more. She just loved you more. That does happen. That definitely happens with animals. Did you want the dog? Yes. Initially, no.

But after three years with her, yeah yeah i fell in love with her absolutely i'm glad it worked out for you guys um yeah i want to read out one text uh on this petting up situation someone texted through and said we've got a relationship agreement done with our lawyers that when we were pregnant and my partner gets the pregnant and my partner gets the dog if we break up we got the dog after we got together funnily enough we have all my partner gets the dog if we break up. We got the dog after we got together. Funnily enough, we have all of this for the dog, but no mention of what happens to our kid. Yeah, right.

Far out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's figure out what was top of the charts on these guys' 16th birthdays.

We're going to start with Yin. Kia ora, Yin. Hi, Yin. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, good. What's your birthday, Yin?

It's the 4th of the 4th, 1991. Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 4th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Oh. 2007 on the 4th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Straight from West Africa to New Zealand, it's Akon and Don't Matter. Do you like Akon? I love it. Yeah, it's nice, eh?

I love him. Definitely the sound of the mid-2000s. He was on everything. And he killed as well. Yeah. And he came and hung in New Zealand for a bit too. Did he? Yeah, he did some songs with P-Money. He did some songs with Savage. And he killed as well. Yeah. And he came and hang in New Zealand for a bit too. Did he? Yeah, he did some songs with P Money. He did some songs with Savage.

Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, okay, that's a good birthday banger, Yen. Let's get some more. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What's your birthday, Amy? 6th of December, 83.

Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 6th of December. And in the late 90s, this made its number one. This is such weird timing. I haven't thought about that song for a long, long time. Yeah. And then last night, I was giving my daughter Tuia a bath, and that's the song that came on on the Sonos. Oh.

And right there, I was like, oh, bloody Matchbox 20 and Santana. Well, technically it was Rob Thomas. Yeah, twice. But you know that spooky feeling, twice in two days? Yeah. How do you feel about that, Amy? You get Santana. You don't love it.

Can we do it again? Can we do it again? Well, only if you change your birthday. That's the problem. Ella is here. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, how are you? Got to say happy birthday. That's the problem. Ella is here. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, how are you?

Got to say happy birthday for today, I believe. Thank you. How old are you turning today? 33. Oh. Well, hey, they only get better from here, Ella. What year? So technically, wait, I can figure it out.

1986 you were born. I was. So that means you were 16 in 2002 on the 24th of October. And this is your birthday banger. You don't know what you mean to me. Absolutely iconic duet, Nelly and Kelly, Dilemma. Doesn't get better than this. Does that bring back good 16-year-old memories for you?

Kind of. Kind you? Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. Does that bring back awkward, like, hooking up with people, memories, 16-year-old memories for you? Pool parties. Pool parties, yeah. Pool parties.

That's my vote. If that helps for your birthday, Ella, I'm voting for your song for Birthday Banger. Yeah, Ella, let's do it for your birthday. Dilemma, Nelly and Kelly. Congratulations, you win Birthday Banger. Awesome, Ella, let's do it for your birthday. Dilemma, Nelly and Kelly. Congratulations, you win Birthday Banger. Awesome, thank you. Have a good birthday, Ella.

Thank you. Brie and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. Love you. The only thing she got is you Even with my boo You know I'm crazy over you I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me She got the hots for me, the finest thing my little scene But oh no, no, she got a man and a son though But not so big, cause I wait for my cue and just listen Play my position like a show star

Pick up everything, mommy And then in no time I bet I make this with her mind And that's for sure Cause I, I never been the type to Break up a happy home But there's something about baby girl I just can't leave her alone

So tell me, mom, what's it gonna be? She said You don't know what you mean to me All I think about is you Even when I'm with my boo You know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do All I think about is you

Even when I'm with my boo You know I'm crazy over you I see all of you looking, I never say a word I know how niggas start acting tripping, I hear about the girls There's no way, no liquid fight over nothing As you can see, but I like your steezy style You're holding me to do it, you come through and holler And swoop me in, it's too soon, and that's gangster

And I got special ways to thank ya But don't you forget him, butter It ain't that easy for you to back up and leave another You and Dirty got ties for different reasons I respect that And right before I turn to leave, she said You don't know what you've done to me All I think about is you

Even when I'm with my boo You know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I'm with my boo You know I'm crazy over you And I love you And I need you Nelly, I love you, and I need you

Nelly, I love you, I do And it's more than you'll ever know Boy, it's for sure You can always call on my love forevermore East Coast, I know you're shakin' right Down South, I know you're shakin' right Down South, I know you're bouncin' right West Coast, I know you're walkin' right Maybe West, I see you swimmin' around

No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I'm with my boo You know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do, all I think about is you. Even with my boo, you know I'm crazy over you. East Coast Sunday, shaking rain. Zed and Brie Cleans.

The winner of Birthday Banger is Nelly and Kelly Dilemma. That song reminds me of being on a bus and heading to softball tournaments. Oh, yeah. And everyone just belting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. And it's the original, like, they didn't check it first. And when she's texting on the flip phone.

A hip top. Wasn't it a hip top? Or a two-way. Remember how rappers always used to talk about a two-way? How they'd message each other on a two-way? Yeah. I don't know what a two-way was. You don't remember that thing

where you could record a little voice message and then send it? We had that. It was called Push to Talk. Yeah, I think ours was called Push to Talk too. Anyway, if you zoom in on the video on the message that Kelly is sending Nelly, it's not a text message screen.

She's got a Microsoft Excel document open. Oh, my gosh, she does. That's right. And everyone absolutely went to town on it. Yeah, it's like how are you texting someone from inside an Excel document? So there's a little Easter egg for you. If you ever feel like going and watching the Nelly and Kelly music video. It says, where you at?

Holla when you get this. When you get this. Yeah, because that's how Kelly Rowland would text as well. On the Nokia flip phone. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, I want to get my mum on the show real quick. Mumma Di, regular on the show these days. Come in, Mum.

Mumma Di? There she is Come in, Mum. Hello? There she is. Hey, Mum, Clint doesn't know what's going on either and neither do you. I wanted to tell you guys together pretty much. I'm in the dark, Mumadai. Oh, gee, it sounds like I'm in the dark too, Clint, which is worse.

It's unnerving, right? Well, it's all good news, guys, because not only mum can I report that you are going viral globally. It was something that happened on our show, Clint, that has put mum-a-die into the world of TikTok. Oh, I love TikTok. I've been on it for four days. Do you know what TikTok is, Mum?

No, all I know is it's from a clock. I don't know what TikTok is. Jeez. To be fair, we didn't know what it was until this week either. So kind of fair enough. I love you so much, Mum. So TikTok, Mum, is kind of fair enough. I love you so much, mum. So TikTok mum is kind of like Instagram where people, but instead of people just posting pictures and videos of their own,

people on TikTok like to do, you know, they take a music clip and they'll do a dance to it, or they'll take like a movie clip and they'll do a lip sync to like the words of the movie, the famous quotes. Oh, okay. Yeah, so this week, literally yesterday, I had a girl message me on Instagram some of the TikToks she has been doing. Anyway, she has been lip syncing to the iconic clip, and this is going viral on TikTok at the moment,

the Mama Di original Ariana Grande. Just say it. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks.

Just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it. I got it. I want it. Just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. Is on TikTok. People have made their own and they're lip syncing to you, mum,

singing Ariana Grande. Oh, well, anybody would be better, wouldn't they? Hey, congratulations. Viral fame is not easy to come by. And you have it. We've got a viral superstar on the show. What? For all the wrong reasons?

Yeah. Jeez. That's the only thing I can't do is sing. You should get a paycheck for this, though. There should be, I mean, somewhere in there, there should be some royalties that come your way. Are you keen for that? Do you need a manager?

Because I could do that for you. Do you want me to manage it for you? She's a lot of work, trust me. I'll tell you what, you'd be a pretty good-looking manager, so I could handle that, I think. And can I tell you what? You'd be an extremely talented client. Okay, let's wrap this up.

I would love to strike up a deal. We're going to wrap it up. Well, we've got some business to take care of, so maybe me and your mum will just take this call. Okay, all right. Everyone's chilling. Are you bad income though, Bri maybe me and your mum will just take this call. Okay, all right. Everyone chill. Are you bad income though, Brianna, honestly? No, I'm being serious.

People can find something better than that to lip sync. Lip sync. That clip of you, mum, I'm being dead serious, is going viral on TikTok. Anyone listening right now, we'd appreciate you guys doing your own version and seeing us. No, Brianna. No, we would not. Can we share the viral one up to our Bree and Clint Instagram story so people can see that as well?

We can. We'll share that right now. No, Mum and Di, as your manager, I urge you to be quiet because the more people that do it, the more money we're going to make, okay? Well, just show me the paycheck then. All right, baby. Show me the money. You got it. Stop watching. show me the paycheck then. All right, baby. Show me the money. You got it.

Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make me the pop. That's so bad. My gloss is popping. Oh, tick-tock. Look at the clock. It's time to go, baby.

Oh, tick-tock. Got to go, baby. Just bought it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Welcome to the studio. First of all, producer Ali. Hello there.

Hello. Good to see you. Thank you. Good to see you. We're actually all here. Producer Ben's here as well. Hey, mate. Ali, something happened to you last night that you would like to share with the team.

Yeah, I had one of those moments where I kind of wish I'd thought quicker on my feet. But I went to pick up my curry for dinner and I was by myself. Sorry, what sort of curry? Butterpannier. Delicious. Yeah, so good. Never had it. It's so good.

It's really good because I don't actually like the meat that much. Very creamy. Too big. Yeah, yeah good. Never had it. It's so good. It's really good because I don't actually like the meat that much. Very creamy. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so I was paying for my meal and then these three guys walked in sort of behind me at the counter and they were like middle-aged, sort of like maybe 40s probably, so not around my age group. So I thought, oh, I'm not going to look at them. And I started, well, not in that way, but you know what I mean.

Anyone in an age group. I'm an ageist. That's so ageist of you. Anyone over 30. They would have still had a few more good miles. Yeah, maybe. One of them might have been rich. True.

Anyway, so there's three 40-year-old-ish men standing behind you. Yeah, and I'm wearing these pale green Adidas old school track pants. You probably can picture them. Yeah, those snap ones. You can pull them open. Tearaways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I was wearing those.

And as I turned to leave the restaurant, I had to sort of walk through them. Yeah. And then one of them goes, hey, 1980 cold. They want their pants back. And whacked me on the arm. And I got such a fright. And I got so flustered. And I didn't know what to say.

And then I just said, yeah, it's retro. And then walked away. Oh, no. I like it. That's a sweet burn. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. Oh, their burn or the retro one?

No, not Ellie's burn. Their burn. Yeah, but I was like, why are you talking to me? If it was me, I think I would have appreciated it maybe. I know what you're suffering though. You've not been able to come back with a zinger in the moment. I was really gutted and there was three of them and I actually found a bit intimidated and like,

stop looking at me, I don't know. Now 24 hours on, has the right zinger come to you? Like, have you had the epiphany and gone, damn it, I wish I'd said that. Nah, still got nothing. This always happens to me, especially in a situation where someone like gets angry at you and then I just, I freeze up and then 10 minutes later,

I'm like, should have said that, should have said that, should have said that. It's okay, it's okay. As your friends, we have your back. Hey, thanks, guys. And it might be a bit late, but you don't know, that guy who did that could be listening right now. So Bree, Ben and myself have come back with some comebacks

you could have used. Okay. Yeah. All right. Maybe. And you can choose your favourite. They could be listening right now. Exactly.

You don't know. Maybe this is our chance. It is our chance. For this role play, you're going to be playing, Ellie, you're going to be playing the 40-year-old man. Okay, yep, yep. And then we'll attempt to come back afterwards. Who would like to go first?

Producer Ben, you want to go first? Yeah, okay. Okay, Ellie, hit it. All right. Hey, 1980, cool. They want their pants back. Really? That's crazy.

They called me yesterday. They said they want their shit joke back. I like that. That's good, Ben. I like that too. I like that a lot. I could have used that. Can I have a go? Yeah, yeah joke back. I like that. That's good, Ben. I like that too. I like that a lot. I could have used that. Can I have a go?

Yeah. Cool, cool. All right. So hang on. I've got my butter paneer and my Eddie Dance tearaways. And it's like, hey, 1980, cool. They want their pants back. Oh, really?

Because your dentist just called and he said your shit gags are eroding your tooth enamel. Sick burn. Nice. It's wordy. It needs workshopping. There's something in there. The idea's there. I can see Bree sitting on one.

It's about to burst out of her. I think I might have one. I think I might have one. I can see your little face there. I don't know, mate. I need to get in. Get into character, yeah. Early on the telly.

Early on the telly. Yeah, nice, nice. I mean character. I mean my retro pants got it. All right. Hey, 1980 cool. They want their pants back. Yeah, nice, nice. I mean character. I mean my retro pants got it. All right. Hey, 1980 cool. They want their pants back. Yeah, that's what your mum said too when she was taking them off last night.

Damn it. Sick burn. So now which one would you like? You can purchase one of these burns. Oh, I can purchase? How much does that cost though? It's nothing. You can have it for free.

You can have any of them for free Because we're your friends You know what, I was quite with my own one Thanks guys If you are out there trying to find New Zealand's worst job Stop the search Because we believe we have found it The worst job Actually this is worthy

It's so bad it's worthy of this actually The worst job in New Zealand is... The man who has to go diving into the Queenstown Lake District Council's poo ponds. For a job. I can't, because there's an article on the arrow. Yeah. The image, the picture. It's vile.

I can't look at that. Imagine a lake, and it is a lake. It's really big, full of... It's kind of like a tank. Yeah. That's what it looks like. It looks like it's like a big water tank, but it's full of shit. And you are placed into a cage

in which you're standing inside a scuba suit and you are lowered down into the pit of human waste. Yeah, there's some more pictures of it up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. A council spokesperson said that the diver responsible for the job is part of a one-man team. Well, I've gotten the weakest stomach as I'm getting older. It's so bad. Diver, responsible for the job, is part of a one-man team.

I've gotten the weakest stomach as I'm getting older. It's so bad. Who is lowered into, and this is untreated sewage, by the way. It is the area where all the Queenstown Lakes District's waste is deposited. And it's exactly what it looks like. It's a steaming pile of human. You know what? It takes a certain person with a lot of courage and stamina to do that job.

Yeah. I could never. Look, people have to do a lot of different things just to get by. But this job is specialised. Like this job you don't just fall into. You don't go, oh, well, you've fallen on hard times. We're going to lower you into a poo tank. You have to be like an engineer of some sort. You have to know what you're looking for down there.

And you have to be able to look for it. You have to have vision good enough that you can see through a sea of human feces. Yeah, it would not be an easy job. And I just had a thought. Yeah. Every day, I'm assuming it's a guy. Yeah, I'm assuming as well. Every day that guy comes home, his wife would go,

how was your day? And he goes, oh, it was a bit shit. Bit of a shit day today. You'd do the gag every night though, wouldn't you? Every night. Every single night. And you deserve to do it. You'd get home and you'd say to your wife, ask the question.

Do it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is actually a scientific medical breakthrough. Yeah. And I don't say that lightly. Thousands of celiac patients, otherwise known as people who can't eat gluten, could one day eat gluten again without harm.

Well, that's great news. You know how big that is for people who can't eat carbs? People who misbreed? People who can't have like a burger because it doesn't come in a special dry, foul-tasting, gluten-free bun? I feel for people who have celiac disease because can you imagine every time you eat bread, one of the greatest inventions ever. You've got to do a turbo poo.

Well, not even that. Some people get pains where they can't even really stand. How are they going to – what's the news? What's the development that means the celgen inside a nanoparticle that the immune system believes is friendly. Okay. So essentially they're putting an allergen inside their body. Okay.

And then so this prevents the body from attacking gluten, which is what essentially people with celiac disease happens. Like when they put gluten in their body, their body like reacts and attacks it. Well, that's great news. So essentially it stops gluten from damaging the small intestine. And also it has other applications because now if you're a cafe or restaurant owner who doesn't enjoy having to have so many like gluten free options on the menu, just keep a couple of syringes of this behind the counter.

Well, you can't go around just jabbing people. Well, you can. No, you can't. You can, especially if – and I'm not having a go at the true celiacs. I'm having a go at the recreational gluten-free people. You know the ones – Oh, the recreational ones, yeah. The ones who go to the cafe and they're Lululemons.

And if you're a cafe owner, I'm sure they're the bane of your life. Just keep some syringes behind there and they go, have you got any gluten-free? And you go, nah, but I could stab you with this needle and then you can eat anything you want. You know? Let's hope you never own a cafe. ZM's Free and Clint.

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