ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 25th 2018

Episode Date: October 25, 2018

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Z-D-M! Z-D-M! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Z-D-M's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Brie and Clint. Hey, Brie.

Hello, mate. I can confirm that on today's show, you will not be made to put anything in your mouth. Thank God. Unlike yesterday's show. I mean, unless you want to. I mean, I achieved greatness yesterday. I think I'm going to stop there.

41 grapes. 41 grapes. 41 grapes into my mouth at one time. A video is being created as we speak. There were protesters outside the studio because she didn't eat any of the grapes. She spat them out and put them in the bin. Honestly, I'm going to be single forever once this video hits the internet.

Yesterday was a fun day on the internet for the show because you had, on one hand, pictures of you with 41 grapes in your mouth looking like a completely different person. And then pictures of your hot dad, Big Steve. And can I say, Big Steve, viral hit on our Instagram last night. What did you say about my dad, Big Steve? You went home to talk to your wife, Lucy. Oh yeah, I said to Lucy, and I held up the picture.

I said, Lucy, here's Bree's dad, Big Steve. And I didn't even get the Steve out. She goes, seen it, hot. I was like, cool, all right. Yep. She's a big fan of the Thomasale family, my wife. Yeah, it sounds like it. We're going to continue to exploit my whole family

here on the Bree and Clint show. It's going to be great. We've got a question for you next. A lot of mouth-based content. What are you eating whole? Like what unusual food item are you just eating as a whole? As a whole. It'll make sense in a second, okay?

Yeah. Before then, though, we have brand new music to play for you. This is Just Dropped from Ellie Goulding, Diplo and Sway Lee. This is its first play. In fact, we haven't even heard it yet. So you'll hear it as we hear it. Brand new music. This is called Close To Me.

Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. A video that's doing the rounds at the moment. I don't think it's a recent video, but it's just resurfaced. It's been shared by like a Lad Bible or something, right? And it's gone re-viral. And now everyone's sharing it.

I've seen it on all my friends' Instagrams and it's of a girl sitting at a New York Yankees game and she whips out a capsicum and just starts chowing down on a whole capsicum. Big capsicum too. It's huge. She's eating it, like if you had to describe

the direction, am I correct in saying she's holding the stalk as a handle? Yes. So stalk down and eating it from the butt. Bottom to the top. Am I correct in saying she's holding the stalk as a handle? Yes. So stalk down and eating it from the butt. Bottom to the top. Yeah. So she's got something to... Because I probably would have gone side on. Yeah. If I was going to bite I wouldn't bite a whole capsicum.

Like you wouldn't though. It's strange. It's when you see that stuff and you never think about it until you see someone in public doing it and you go, hang on, that's a bit off. You're like, what? What's going on there? Also, she's at like a baseball game, eh? Yeah.

Who takes a whole capsicum to a sports event? Get a hot dog. You're in America. You can get the best food at live events. Stadium food in America is spot on. You know what it'll be. They've got a burger that's two Krispy Kreme donuts as the buns. You know what it'll be though? What? What we talked about two Krispy Kreme donuts as the buns. You know what it'll be, though?

What? What we talked about yesterday. She'll be on the keto diet. Oh, it's taking over. She'll be doing the keto diet. It is taking over. Yeah. But then you and I were talking about off air,

what are the weird things to eat whole? My sister eats cucumbers whole. Strange. No, hang on. That evokes the wrong image. She tastefully eats a cucumber like a banana. I'm not saying she swallows the whole cucumber. No, but she chows down.

She'll take a cucumber at her lunch. Bites it. Yeah. Bites it like a banana. Not slices of cucumber. The whole cucumber. Just crunch them off. See, why is that weird?

But then I don't see a carrot as being weird. Oh, nah. You think a carrot's weird? Whole carrot in public. You see a person in the office sitting at their desk with a whole carrot, like their Bugs Bunny or something. Not as weird as a cucumber. My brother eats kiwis whole.

What, the people? No. When you're here, Brie, you need to say kiwi fruit. Kiwi fruits whole. Better? Because I know a few kiwis who you need to say kiwi fruit. Kiwi fruits. Hole. Better? Because I know a few kiwis who would like to eat your brother hole. Okay. All right.

We've talked about my dad. Leave my brother out of it. Your hot dad who made your hot brother. But that's weird. He eats the furry skin. The prickly bear. And he eats it like a peach. I think it's good for you because it's –

That's what he says. What do your parents call it? Ruffage. I'm always like, that's weird. It's spiky. It's good for you because it's um what do your parents call it roughage I'm always like that's weird you know it's spiky it's good for you it feels like um if you kiss a person who's got stubble not that I'm kissing many stubbled people I was gonna say how many stubbled people are you kissing I'm digging a lot of holes for myself like let's go through the list Ross boss producer Ben yeah it's a couple there's a few stubbled men in my life.

A few couple. Big Steve. What else? Leave Big Steve out of it. Like if I saw someone in public eating a whole watermelon. Oh no, no one's eaten

a whole watermelon. Maybe. What, the skin? Maybe. How do you even chunk through it? My dad eats the skin of a watermelon.

You can't bite into a watermelon. See that's why you can't eat a whole watermelon. True. Because you'd you can't eat a whole watermelon. True. Because you'd have to slice it at some point. It needs an entry point.

That's the only thing that's stopping people. What if you bought like a quarter watermelon? A quarter watermelon. And you're eating the whole thing. No, that's just a giant slice of watermelon. Yeah, it still doesn't count as a whole thing. What about, what about, and I don't think we'll get anyone, whole banana.

Is anyone biting through the skin of the banana? I'm just putting it out there. I'm just putting it out there. Ew. I would say what about an onion? But previous Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, he got caught in public chowing down on a whole onion.

He looks like an onion eater. He's a weirdo. You know how someone's face, you can say it looks like they've sucked a lemon. Yeah. He looks like he ate a whole onion. He looks like an onion eater. He's a weirdo. You know how someone's face, you know how someone's face, you can say it looks like they've sucked a lemon? Yeah. He looks like he ate a whole onion. Yeah. He did. He does. He does. 0800 dial ZM. What are you eating whole?

Is that the question? Yes. Okay. I want to know from the people. 0800 dial ZM 9696. You can text us as well. Bree and Clint on ZM. What's the weird food item that you're eating whole? Yeah. A girl's been caught on camera at a New York Yankees game eating a whole capsicum.

She's chowing down. Or for our American listeners, a bell pepper. A bell pepper. She would have called it a bell pepper. 100%. If she was hearing us talk about it right now, she'd go, oh my God, what's a capsicum? What's a capsicum?

What's a capsicum? What's a kipsikum? I did not know what a kipsikum was. I don't know what accent that is now. We want to know, what are you eating whole? You probably shouldn't. The weird stuff where people are like, should you be doing that? Gemma, what are you eating whole? So it's actually not me.

It's my stepdad, and he eats everything whole, like a whole watermelon, skin, everything. Oranges. He'll eat like a core of the apple, pears, everything. Oh, apple core people freak me out. My dad's an apple core person. If I get too close to the core when I'm eating, I freak myself out. Excuse me, and when he eats like the whole watermelon skin,

I'm just like, how are you even doing this? Like he'll just sit there. I've watched him eat an entire watermelon skin. Who wants to eat an apple seed? No one. And that weird, like, plasticky casing thing that the apple seed sits inside in the core? No.

GTFO my body. Gemma, I need to know, when he eats the whole orange, does he literally just bite it like an apple? Yeah. What the hell? What a monster. He needs to be taken to jail, that guy. What a monster. No, it scares me. And it's just like mandar apple? Yeah. What the hell? He needs to be taken to jail, that guy. No, it scares me.

And it's just like mandarins, everything. And if I'm peeling the orange or the mandarin, he'll just take my skins off me and eat them as well. What, he'll eat the skin with no fruity reward inside? Gemma, cough once if you need us to send help. We're on our way.

We're on our way. We're on our way. We're sending help now. Tessa, before we go and get Gemma, what are you eating whole? I eat like the whole prawn, like the prawn tail. I've got into this recently. That's a Japanese thing too.

They like to cook the prawn heads. Do you know what, what's the thing where they do it on the, on the hot plate? I know the thing. Teppanyaki? Yes. Teppanyaki. Teppanyaki. Nothing like catching a bit of egg in your mouth

to really spice up your dinner meal. I've got into eating the whole prawn. I don't know why. What about the eyes, though? It's like crispy shallots on top. Like, I think it's normal, but I've got some hate. Yeah, I know. I feel you because it's a creepy thing.

You're eating the whole body. It's like eating a chicken chicken but also eating the skeleton. That's kind of what you're doing. Oh, I wonder if anyone out there eats chicken bones. I wonder if anyone eats the bones. People eat chicken feet. Thanks, Tessa. Thank you.

Let's go to... Hannah. You want to go to Hannah? No, let's go to Kaylee first. Hey, Kaylee. Hi, Kaylee. Hey. What are you eating whole, Kaylee?

I have one that's not... I think it's pretty common, just like eating a whole tomato, like an apple. Nah, weird. Nah. You're a weirdo. Cherry tomato, pop them in the mouth. Don't have a problem with that. Let's do a weirder one.

So you pick out a tomato. Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You will say at work, you eat your banana, that's great. Yeah. Then you pull out a tomato And you bite into it Like an apple Absolutely You're afraid

Is that the weirdest Is that the weirdest thing You eat whole though No the weirdest one Is raw potatoes What Is that okay Like you

You peel it And then you just eat it Oh you peel it That's fine If you peel it It's totally normal That's bizarre Do you get a stomach ache From that So starchy I haven't yet What about that You peel it, that's fine. If you peel it, it's totally normal. That's bizarre.

Do you get a stomach ache from that? So starchy. No, I haven't yet. What about that white liquidy stuff that comes out of potatoes when you peel them before you cook them? Yeah, the juices. Potato juice. It's like starch. It's good.

That's what they make vodka out of it. P. Diddy does. Yeah, I know, but she's not getting a buzz off it. Are you, Kayleigh? Does it give you a buzz? No, I'm not, unfortunately. Maybe I need to try more. It's just intense carbs.

She's like, I've got so much energy. Now, before we came to this, I said I wonder if anyone eats bananas whole. And I mean skin and all. Bites into them. Stork. We've got someone. Hannah, you're a whole banana eater. No, not regularly.

What do you mean? Sorry? What do you mean? Sorry? What do you mean not regularly? Well, I had a few too many lemonades a couple of years ago and I was dared to eat a banana whole, so it was like a medium-sized banana. Right. And it wasn't fully yellow.

Oh, my God. And, Hannah, how were the bowels after that? Oh, no, it wasn't good. You're off it now? You're not continuing with your whole banana diet? She was pooping banana bread. I haven't eaten a banana for four years. Good luck and Godspeed, Hannah.

Great to talk to you. Thank you. I love the one thing that we've learnt, though, because we're talking about kiwi fruit skin. Oh, yeah. Apparently on the text machine someone has said it actually has no health benefits whatsoever. No, it's dead cells, apparently.

I'm going to text my brother. Yeah, he's wasting his time. All anyone seems to be talking about at the moment is lime scooters. Which, I mean, where can you get them at the moment? Auckland? Christchurch? Christchurch. That's it.

I thought Wellington, just Auckland and Christchurch. Are they on their way to Wellington? I'd say so. Probably. Unless the Wellington Council gets ahead of them and goes, nah, they're causing too much trouble not having them in the capital. I heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning talking about some of the accidents that have happened.

Since they launched last week, they're a week and three days old. There's been 14 ACC claims. Oh my God. They don't come with a helmet, but if you want to ride a line, that's too bad. If you want to ride a line scooter and you want to be safe,

get a helmet. Just get a helmet. Or don't. Or don't ride it. But don't complain. Don't ride it. Just, yeah. There's also been a report done

about like, they're About detailing the bad injuries That happened One of the injuries was a teenager Who got blown off the Lime Scooter By a strong gust of wind No crap Where was that? That was in Auckland

Nothing's going to mitigate against that If you're not heavy enough To physically ride a lime scooter, don't do it. You probably shouldn't be doing it. I saw people racing them around the park the other day. Right. Yeah.

That I can get into. And then I thought, wouldn't mind it. We should have a race. We should explain. There are electric scooters that you can rent. Yeah, by the minute. You use an app like Scooter Uber. It's literally like those, is it the Ozzo bikes?

Onzos. Onzos. Yeah. And people just leave them everywhere. Stand up scooters. Just a way less sexier version than the Onzos. And I didn't think an Onzo

was particularly sexy to start with. I don't mind them. Although being environmental is a turn on. For some. Yesterday we talked about whether they should be on the footpath or the road.

Because we didn't know. I've seen both. No one knows. No one knows. No one knows where you're meant to ride these things and if you're just a pedestrian walking along and some idiot's hurtling towards you on a scooter or you're in a car and there's a scooter. No one knows.

I have the definitive statement from Auckland Transport. Oh, here we go. My favourite people. As to where you should ride your Lime scooter or any e-scooter for this reason. Is Auckland Transport related to Auckland City Council? Yeah, they're the same people. What have you got against the council?

Nothing. What have you got against the council? I'm not a fan. You've only been here for nine months. What have you done to the council? And trust me, they've already caused me that much strife. They've towed my car twice. They didn't give me a ticket, though, when I accidentally parked my car on the footpath.

Sounds like you need a lime scooter. Anyway, this is the statement as to where you should ride your e-scooter, footpath or road. We encourage anyone using an e-scooter to wear a helmet and to share with care the footpaths. Be mindful of people walking and use an appropriate lower speed in busy areas. Because they go 30 kilometres an hour. Yeah. So they're saying you should ride it on the footpath.

Yeah, which pisses off the pedestrians. If you get hit by one of those, if you're walking, look out. Yeah, look out. For one. Yeah. Who has right of way? Who has right of...

It's a foot path, so I'm going to say the people. Yeah. Get on the road. If you're riding a life scooter, get on the road. Well, just buy a bike like a normal person. Yeah, just get an Uber. Look, Clint, I know you're not a massive believer in the old star sign. Not a believer at all.

At all? No. What are you? Well, it doesn't matter what I am. No, but you know what you are. No. Yeah, you do. You told me literally two minutes ago.

I was born on the 1st of February. You go, I'm an Aquarian. All right. You knew your star sign? I'm the water sign. Does it interest you that a list has been put together of the star sign which produces the most billionaires? Well, yes, that I'm interested in.

Because it's money. Now you've got me. What do you think is the star sign that has the most billionaires? So these are all the billionaires in the world. Right. This list and then they've broken it up down into what star sign has the most. Well, I've got no idea what one would have the most because I don't know what the sign, I don't know what the specific traits of a certain sign is.

If I know astrology, I'm going to say it's a Leo. Are you a Leo? No. You're not a Leo. You know who is a Leo? Producer Ellie's a Leo. What does that make her? Well, my mum is a Leo.

They're very loyal. Yep. They're something else. I don't know. They've got a lot of hair. They've got a lot, yeah. Big mane like a lion. Yep.

They're giving. Okay. Accepting. Okay. You're just saying nice things about your mum and producer Ellie now? I'm just thinking of things that my mum is. They've got nice skin. Anyway, out of the billionaires in the world, 28 of them are Leos.

Oh. Which is the most. Right. How many billionaires are there in the world? Well, I haven't done the math on that. Well, this is the thing. Is that a lot? So the least is Aries.

Yeah. And they've got 12. Right. So it obviously makes a difference. Yeah. And they've got 12. Right. So it obviously makes a difference. So not a huge spread. No. Like as far as data goes. Let's go.

Let's go. No, no, no. What's the margin of error for this study? Is it 12? Because if it is, then everyone's the same. No, it just means if you're an Aries, you're less likely to become a billionaire. Yeah. And if you're a Leo, you're more likely.

Or does it mean you're more likely because they're overdue another Aries billionaire? Maybe. You're also, if you're an Aries, likely to meet someone special in the next month. Now you're just reading from the woman's day, aren't you? Yeah. Right, okay. By the way, Ellie is the furthest from a billionaire I've ever met, so good study.

You never know. Do you resent that comment, Ellie? She had two-minute noodles for lunch. True. We're going to do birthday banger next. If you want a plate, you can call us now on 0800-DOLLS-ZM. Just so you know, Aquarius,

22 billionaires are Aquarians and Capricorn, which is myself, 21, so you're more likely. Fantastic. Fantastic.

Bree and Clint on Zit-M. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. That's right. We get your birthdays, we put it into our big computer here and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16 my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. That's right. We get your birthdays, we put it into our big computer here

and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthdays. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. What's your birthday? The 9th of May, 1986. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2002 on the 9th of May and this is your birthday banger.

Hey, hey, baby. Really? And this is your birthday banger. Really? What? I hate this song. This song. Samantha, same. This song gets played at every single stadium after every single try slash goal slash point of any kind. Why can't they play pit bull?

Whoever is doing the playlist for stadiums needs a kick up the bum because that song and that blur woohoo song, got to go. Got to go. Got to go. Sam's not impressed. Samantha, we're really hating on your birthday banger, aren't we? She's not loving it. Sorry, Sam.

Are you sure? What's your going to be now? Ooh. Ah. No. Up next, Nicola. Hi. Hi.

Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Nicola? It's today, actually. So the 25th of October, 1979. Oh, well, first of all. Happy birthday. Thank you.

That's awesome. What are you doing for your birthday? Well, I've got a couple of kids, so it's just an ordinary day, but we're going out for dinner tonight. Oh, cool. Well, I hope you have a good dinner. We'll figure out what your birthday banger is. You were 16, Nicola, in 1995 on the 25th of October,

and this was Top of the Charts. Now we're talking. You get Coolio. How do you feel about that? I'm happy with it. It's pretty good, right? Yeah. Or, I mean, would you prefer...

That song. How do you feel about that song, Nicola? Which one, Coolio or the other one? The other one. The other one. I don't know why I dislike it so much. Last up is Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hey, Britt.

Hello. What's your birthday? 29th of November, 99. Okay, Brittany, you were 16 in 2015 on the 29th of November. And back in 2015, this was number one. Britney, Britney, Britney you've got what we like to call a future classic. Your birthday banger

will be good in another few years when people have had time to get over this song a bit and then you bring it back and go, I remember that song. You know what we mean?

I love that song. I kind of actually am rooting for Samantha's song to win, to be honest. Are you? Oh, wait. Are you a closet DJ Otzi lover? I guess you could say I am. Hey, hey, baby.

Ooh, ah, I want to know. I mean, Brittany, we'll take it into consideration, okay? Thank you. We'll definitely take it into consideration. I'm not ready to hear Justin Bieber as a birthday banger. It's gangster's paradise. It's got to be gangster's paradise, right? And it's Nicola's birthday today.

Okay, here we go. Nicola, we're about to play your birthday banger for birthday banger. Turn it up loud. Turn it up loud. Yeah, girl, get it in ya. Bree and Clint, Zedim. Zedim. Bree and Clint, a stone cold classic for birthday banger.

That's Gangster's Paradise. Coolio. I love some of the stuff that comes through on the text machine when we do the show. We've got some suggestions of where we should go to eat in Wellington tomorrow night. Oh, yes. I heard Monsoon Poon. Monsoon Poon.

That's a real restaurant, by the way, and not a joke. Sounds delightful. But some of the other texts that are coming through, Clint. One about Producer Ben from Christchurch. Is this safe to read, this one? Well, there's been a few texts back and forth. Someone, I'm assuming it's a she, could be a he, has written

in and said they had a dream about Producer Ben. Romantic. And anyway, they're talking about Producer Ben like they're keen and I wrote back to them asking if they like men with moustaches. Yes. And they wrote back saying, it's not my usual go-to, but Producer Ben might

be my exception, especially thanks to Bree's video of his bum on your Instagram yesterday. There it is. Producer Ben, I think you're in. Hey, hey, baby. Woo. Ah. I wanna know if he'll be there, man.

I mean, he's got a girlfriend but Oh Hey Oh you've ruined it Ben Good one Ben Good one producer Ben You and your girlfriend You've ruined everything Let's be real

Ross or David Schwimmer Has won the internet today Yeah he's absolutely nailed it He's killed it Yesterday About six o'clock in New Zealand, just as we were about to do Spy actually, story broke about the police in Blackpool who were on the search for a man

who was robbing a convenience store. Yeah. And they put the picture out. Straight away, the internet realised that the man in the picture looked exactly like Ross from Friends. It's gone absolutely ballistic. It's been commented on. It's been shared

thousands of times. This morning, David Schwimmer responded with a tweet of his own. Do you have the tweet there? I don't have the tweet. I can get the tweet. Yeah, basically trying to exonerate himself from the situation. Just clearing everything up. I didn't even really tweet. I can get the tweet. Yeah. Basically trying to exonerate himself from the situation. Just clearing everything up.

Because I didn't even really thought it was him. I think we know that it's actually not him. He said, officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool police, good luck with the investigation. Hashtag it wasn't me. And there's a video of him. He's redone it.

Recreating himself, stealing a bunch of beers. You know what I thought when I saw that? I think he is the best aged friend of the whole cast. You reckon? Of Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, Joey and Ross. I think he has come out of this looking the best. You know why? Because he hasn't done a spinoff show that's bombed? No, he hasn't done that.

But also, he's aged gracefully. He's embraced his grey hair. He hasn't had the plastic surgery that some of them have had. He hasn't, oh, what's a nice way of saying it? He hasn't blown out in the way that some of the... Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yes. You know what I'm saying. Yes.

You know what I'm saying. I think he looks fantastic. He looks like Ross Boss. Our boss, Ross Boss. Yes. Yes. It's actually crazy considering our boss's name is Ross. We thought so too.

And he looks like Ross from Friends. Hmm. We recreated the video of the recreation that David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends, has done. Were we recreating the recreation or were we recreating the video of the recreation that David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends, has done. Were we recreating the recreation or were we recreating the original? We recreated the recreation. Okay, cool. Just so we're clear.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see it on our Facebook page. Ross Boss making off with a ton of beers. Yeah. I think he's done a good job. Because Ross doesn't just share a name. He also shares a resemblance to Ross from Friends as well. They're both tall, similar stature.

Especially now, they've both got a lot of grey hair going on. Very similar. You can be the judge, though. It's on our Instagram page. And Facebook. We wanted to ask a question this afternoon. Is there, and I don't know how many people will get, is there anybody listening right now going,

oh my God, I have no idea what you're talking about. Have you never seen an episode of Friends? Has anybody out there managed to go their whole life without even just seeing one episode? I'm going to say surely not. Surely not. If you're in, you know, obviously when you're old enough to be watching Friends,

like I don't want a four-year-old to call and say I've never seen it. Oh, no. You know what I mean? I mean, cute. Cute. But I'm going to say that there's no one out there that's never seen Friends. I met a 22-year-old earlier this year who'd never seen The Simpsons. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. We're not talking about The Simpsons, though.

We're talking about Friends. 0800-DALZM. Have you never ever seen an episode? You can text us also on 9696. Brie and Clint on ZM. Talking about the show Friends. I think it's a topical reference.

Well, it wasn't. Well, it was for a long time and then it wasn't. Like, it's pretty old now. And then all of a sudden it's back. I talked about it yesterday. You said that's not

a topical reference. Well, it's just a bit old now. And then all of a sudden It's back I talked about it yesterday You said that's not A topical reference Well it's just a bit old now And then half an hour later Ross from Friends It's like he heard us Gets caught stealing beers Who's not Who you calling not topical

Sorry I better say It was a guy that looked like him Yeah you can't slander The good name of Ross Geller Like that We want to know this afternoon Is there anyone listening Who has never seen Friends?

That show is everywhere. We said surely not because even if you weren't old enough when it was on TV, it's on every day, isn't it? Isn't it? You know how much that show gets replayed? The cast still get around $20 million a year.

What, each? Each from replays. From reruns? I'm pretty sure. Why would you work, eh? Exactly. Why would you, if you were Joey, why would you bother doing that terrible Top Gear remake?

What about the stuff, um, what's his name? Chandler's done. Oh, don't talk about Chandler. It hasn't been Chandler's day, his week, or his year. Oh, stop refurbishing my jokes from yesterday. Fonz, you reckon you've never seen Friends? No, mate, never. How?

How? Yeah. Coming to work at quarter to five when I'm pretty sure it starts at 4.30. Oh, no, you've got a very good point. If you work in the evenings, that's prime Friends viewing time. Samantha, have you never seen Friends? No, never. How old are you, Sam?

I'm 15. Oh, well, no, that makes sense. That makes sense. No, we're reaching some very logical conclusions here. We didn't think this through. Abby, oh, she's gone to watch Friends. Chris. Hiya.

Have you never seen an episode of Friends? Never in my life. It's dross. Is there not some part of you that is curious as to what everyone's talking about? No, all I know is, like, anyone who talks about it, they just go, stupid, and I don't understand a word they said. So there's no point in me watching it because I haven't got many brain cells between the heads. If I watch it, I might lose as many brain cells as them.

Right. Chris, let me just share a text that's come through. You might want to remember this for your next date. This girl says, I went on a date with a guy that bragged about never seeing an episode of Friends as it was like something to be proud of. I ghosted him straight after.

I referenced that show way too much. Yeah, and you're worried you can't relate to people when you see them, Chris? Nah. Chris, what does this mean to you? We were on a break. You on smokey? Thanks, Chris.

Last one. David. David. Wait, this isn't Thanks Chris Last one David Wait This isn't This isn't David Schwimmer Is it? No This is not David Schwimmer

Hang on Hang on You shouldn't get that joke If you've never seen Friends Then you shouldn't get that joke David No I'm just in a laughing mood

Are you? Are you? I can't get the joke I don't even know who the person is. No, no, David, because I think you might be lying to us. We need to test David. David, if you've... No clues, okay?

He's never seen an episode of Friends. If you've never seen Friends, you won't have any idea what to do here. So no one told you life was gonna be this way No, he's never seen it. Yeah, he's never seen it. He's the real deal. Sorry for...

We believe you, David. Sorry for doubting you, David. No, that's all right. No worries. What shows are you watching? Well, at the moment, I'm not watching anything because I just moved into a new place. Right out of time. This is big, guys. No. No, this is big. I know what's about

to happen. It's meant to be a secret from me and I've found out everything. If you've heard people talking around the office, they've been talking about this amazing impressionist that's kicking around New Zealand. She's taken New Zealand by storm. The impressions are just unbelievable. Not one person except for you has said that about your impersonations. Time magazine has said, best ever. That was it. It was a short review.

Would you like a brief history of your impressions? Like, would you like to take a small tour of your impersonation past? I'm a trained professional. I'm available for bookings. So we're broadcasting from Taranaki. We're out of the studio. We're off site, stressful, and Bree goes, leave the next break to me.

I've got an impersonation to do. Why do I sound like that when you impersonate me? Because I'm a good impersonator. And then this comes out apparently this is a like for like mike posner you probably think that you're cooler than me and i could write you a song to make you pretty good i couldn't even tell if you were playing mike posner or me that was unbelievable if i do say so myself. Gets better. There was a sequel.

You may know the artist George Ezra. The sun changes the atmosphere. Architecture. I'm familiar. I could get used to this. Don't encourage it. Ben's out there with two thumbs up going, this is good stuff.

Don't encourage him. Producer Ben, to your ear, was that a good George Ezra? It was bang on. Is it? That's bang on. I'm telling you. No, this is the ship horn thing all over again. Then the last one which you're claiming, I kind of threw you into this one. You did throw me in. I said if you're so good at impersonating

then you should impersonate Channing Tatum's new girlfriend Jessie J. And you didn't have any time to prepare for that and you came back with this. I'm feeling sexy and free Like glitter's raining on me You're like a shot of pure gold That one actually hurts a bit to listen to.

That was no preparation. You threw me into it and I crushed it. I know, like you don't want me to know, but I know who you're about to impersonate. How? I just have a feeling that I know who it is. I think I heard something around the building today. And can I just say, if it is that artist,

you better do a good job because this artist is very special to me. Well, I think you're wrong. Because I've got such a big, I've got such a big catalogue of people I can impersonate. I thought, you know, I've done the big stars. I should give the little smallest, you know, rising stars a go. Give them a bit of profile because this stuff goes viral when I impersonate them.

Right. You might be familiar with a song that we're absolutely pumping on ZM at the moment. No, it can't hurt somebody. Hold me close and I won't leave Cos it hurts when you hurt somebody. Well, that's not who I thought you were going to say. That is not an artist who's very special to me at all. Yeah, you know why?

Because I throw curveballs, mate. You never know what I'm going to do. Who's out? Can I just say, where's the demand for a Noah Khan impersonator coming from? Nah, I don't know that there is. And my vocal range is right in the pocket for Noah Khan. Right. And because we're going to take it to the next level, the hype's big.

I've created an intro for my impressions. These are Bree's impressions. Just when you thought she'd sung all she could sing. I've got plenty more. She got another one on the way. These are Bree's impressions. Watch this. I've got plenty more. See, I heard that bit and I thought you were going to do Usher. You did.

But we're not here to do Usher today. Cool, we're about to do Noah Khan, right? We're about to do Noah Khan. So, I'm going to take it from the top. Because that's how I like to do it. Cool. Because a good impersonator can take it from any part of the song. We're taking live feedback, by the way,

if you've got any on 0800-DIAL-Z-DIM. Reality checks, feedback, whatever you want to call them. I mean, I want true feedback. I mean, Clint, I think your ear's a bit untrained, but I want trained ears. Cool. So we're going to take it from the top, which is the Hurt Somebody song,

which is from here. Taking it slowly. I'm afraid to be alone. Piece of cake. I've got this. Are you ready? I'm ready. Well, I'm as ready as I'm going to be.

It's been a big build-up. I don't want to stuff it up. Here she goes, ladies and gentlemen. New Zealand's premier pop radio impressionist, Brie Thomasel. Can I just say before we start, New Zealand, you're welcome. Oh, I missed it. It happens. These things happen.

Is this going to happen a lot or? I'm going to do my best. Would you like me to count you in? Yeah. Three, two, one. Taking it slow. a lot or would you like me to count you in yeah three two one i know you're thinking whoa whoa, whoa, that's good. That was Brie impersonating Mike Posner. No.

That sounded exactly, exactly like your Mike Posner. Do the untrained ear, yes. Do you want to hear a chorus? Because that's where I really. I would love to. I just need to hear where we're. Oh, you need a rehearsal? You need to do a chorus? Because that's where I really... I would love to. I just need to hear where we're... Oh, you need a rehearsal? You need to do a live rehearsal?

Yeah. You know when Noah Khan performs, he doesn't get the band to start the song and then he goes, okay, cool, cool, cool, I know where to go. You know that I'm actually not Noah Khan. I'm still me. I'm well aware.

Where are we taking it from? We're going from here. Hold me close and I won't leave. Okay, is that enough? It's okay. Yeah. All right. Get into character.

Here we go. Three, two, one. Hold me close and I won't leave. Because it hurts when you hurt somebody. Holy. I've taken it to a next level. You were closer the first time around. Seriously. And there is no shortage of feedback

Anton, how did you feel about that? Yeah, nah I just thought it was that little thing from Hobbit You know that Smeagol Reminded me a little bit Yeah, that's the one You thought it was Gollum

Anton Anton Come on Come on To your ear though I'm not saying it was bad See I'm just saying you sounded like Smeagol.

Didn't say it was bad. Nick, what's your feedback, mate? Give it to us raw. You're Simon Cowell, Bree standing on the X Factor stage. What are your thoughts? She is the next Sheppa Bates. Absolutely. See?

It's not just me that can hear the greatness. Sheppa Bates. Other people can hear it. I'm assuming that's someone really good. Yeah. Wow, what a compliment. I'm assuming that's someone really good. Wow, what a compliment. Josie, your thoughts. Hey, Brie sounds like Little Nicky.

Like the movie Little Nicky. Adam Sandler? He's an artist? Yeah, yeah. Great compliment. Edit to your repertoire, mate. Well done. Brie and Clint on Zit Im.

Let's play a round of What's the Plot. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Epic intro for our epic movie guessing game where the epic scoreline is 12 games to two in favour of Bree. We've played 14 times and you've only lost two games.

I feel like I'm the Conor McGregor of this game. You lost a couple of times. He's come off two losses in a row now. You lost last week. Did you? No, I did not. Okay, sorry. It was a couple of weeks ago.

Touchy. This is all I've got, mate. We have three passionate New Zealanders lined up to try and claw back New Zealand's third ever victory. Anton, are you up to the job? Yep. Okay, I'm up to the job? Yep. Okay. I'm going to chuck out a clue,

and this is a clue for everybody. Yep, because of the day that it is today. One of the movies that I am going to say today stars David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends. Oh. Now, that may be a help or a hindrance because I'm not going to tell... I know what this is, but...

Well, you need to hopefully get it when I read it out to you. I don't know any movies that he's in. Here we go, everybody. Anton, you buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay.

First, film. A war captain takes his men behind enemy lines to find a man whose three brothers have been killed. Bree. Saving Private Ryan. Saving Private Ryan is 100%. Get in! Correct.

Love that film. Sorry, Anton. Is he in that? No. Oh. What the hell? I said it'll be one of the movies. There's a whole lot of movies in there.

It could be any of them. It could be the next one that we're about to do. I shouldn't be complaining. I just want. Like if you know a David Schwimmer movie, you could yell it out as soon as I start and just like take a chance at it. Megan, welcome to the show.

Hello, guys. Hello, Megan. Big David Schwimmer post Friends fan? Friends fan. Okay. You know the deal. Your, guys. Hello, Megan. Big David Schwimmer Post Friends fan? Friends fan. Okay. You know the deal. Your buzzer is your name. Movie number two.

After losing his job and wife and spending time in a mental institution, Pat winds up living with his parents. He wants to rebuild his life and reunite with his wife, but his parents would be happy if he just shared their obsession for the Philadelphia Eagles. Things get complicated when Pat meets Tiffany, who offers to help him reconnect with his wife if he will do something very important for her in exchange.

Oh. The movie. Do you know what it is, Megan? I've got no idea. No, I have no idea. I'll start with the cast. The movie stars Bradley Cooper. Oh, Megan.

Megan. Silver Linings Playbook. Silver Linings Playbook is correct. Nice work, Megan. Nice work. You're on the board. Thank you, Megan. That's the point we need to take us to tie break. I knew I should have seen that.

Have you not seen Civilization? I haven't seen it. It's very good. Yeah, I've heard it's good. It's really good. You should definitely see it. Is it good? It's really good. Oh no, I hate this. Rosalie. Yeah? You're up at tie break, okay? Okay. Whatever happens. How do you go in the car, Rosalie,

usually? Pardon? How do do you go in the car, Rosalie, usually? Pardon? How do you usually go in the car playing along? This is the first time I've even heard it being played. Excellent. That's good for me. She's got beginner's luck. That's good for me. It's only when you take a new person to the casino.

Rosalie, your buzzer is your name. Do not wait for me to finish the movie. Buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Okay. I can't lose here. Come on. Movie number three. Alex the Lion is the king of the earth.

Alex the Lion. Is it The Jungle Book? The Jungle Book is incorrect. Rosalie, that means you get a free guess. And if you get it wrong, we'll keep playing, okay? We'll go back to the plot and keep playing. This one's up for grabs for you. I don't know anything with Alex the Lion in it.

Okay, that's fine. We'll move on. Alex the Lion is the king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Bree. It's right there. God damn it. I'm going to need an answer. Is it Madagascar?

Madagascar starring David Schwimmer from Friends. As the giraffe. Is absolutely correct. Yes! Sorry, Rosalie. No luck. Okay, see you there. All right.

She's got very little investment. Doesn't care. Was she even a movie buff? Like, did she even like movies? Hey, you know who does care? Me! Have you seen Madagascar? I have.

And you know where my brain sometimes in this game, I know the movie, it fails me at the last second. It came into my brain. I was about to cut you off too. I know. You had one second and I was about to cut you off. Did you think I had it? No, I don't think you had it at all.

There you go, 13 games to two. We are cruising towards a Christmas hide in New Zealand unless somebody can come forward and beat Bree next Thursday. I could take on the All Blacks. Well, they don't know movies, so I'd rather you took on that Peter Jackson or something. Oh, can we get Peter Jackson? Cool, let's grab him.

Hey, this time on the show yesterday, we were talking about Wow. Wow. Did you just Owen Wilson wow me? Wow. Wow. We were talking about hot dads. Yes, we were. Wow Wow Did you just Owen Wilson wow me? Wow Wow We're talking about hot dads Yes we were You have one

We released him to Instagram We released him Can I just say The thread of comments Has been my favourite thing For the past 24 hours I've enjoyed this more Than the Ross Geller

David Schwimmer Lookalike thing It's just pure fire Why have you... Okay It's a big Steve's up there Bree's dad It's widely accepted that he's a hot dad

Are you going to turn to me and say he's not a hot dad? I don't want to comment on this whole thing She revealed to us after the show She goes... Because when we're on she's like Stop talking about my dad Stop talking about my dad When we got off air she goes

Do you know dad used to be a model? My mum texts me because she was listening to the show. She goes, tell Clint that dad used to be a model. What? Who was he modelling for? He used to runway. He used to do runways. He did runway.

Did he ever do it? Oh, he did a few catalogues too. Did he? Have you got the catalogues at home? We do. Actually, mum and him did one together. Did they? They did this, yeah.

They did this catalogue that was for Stanthorpe, our hometown back in country Queensland. Yeah. And he's the local model. Yeah. Yeah. And it got distributed everywhere around Australia. Was it an undie shoot?

No. Well, he's done undies before. Has he? Did he have the moustache then too? Yeah. Imagine him just standing there, moustache, undies, cowboy hat? No. No cowboy hat.

Not for that one. Or he can leave his hat on. Safari suit for the people listening who know that. I just want to revisit the comments that are on this photo, if we can, just once more, because they're so good. I talked to my dad today. Yeah. How's his head?

Is it swollen? My dad goes, your mother was telling me that, my dad doesn't sound that old. I don't know why I'm impersonating. Your mother was telling me that you were talking about me on your show. Oh, yeah. You might have to catch that podcast. No.

Big Steve. Hey, mate, you're the one that's on the podcast saying that he's an absolute hot tamale. Check out the socials, Big Steve. I'm just going to run you through some of the comments, okay? Okay. Now, yesterday we heard hot damn. We heard oh yeah. That mo, re-ow.

Wow. Some of the more recent ones, you can get it, Big Steve. What about the girls in the office here commenting on the photos? They need to stop. Oh, would you like some of those? No. I don't think you can read those out. How about this?

Handsome, triple thumb up, that's fine. Big Steve, where's he big? Eggplant emoji. Oh, my God. Brie is also hot. That's nice. I'll take that. Well, we know where you get your looks from, Brie. Brie is also hot. That's nice. I'll take that.

Well, we know where you get your looks from, Brie. I'll take that. He's got a moustache. Oh, true. I actually inherited his bum chin. Did you? Yeah. Congratulations.

I don't like the ones where people are talking about procreating. Yeah, Silver Fox. No one is hotter than Bree's brother, Hot Aiden. Wow, now they're getting competitive about your family. Can we just not talk about anyone in my family being hot? I'm sorry, he's not attractive. I've blocked that person. And the final message about Bree's hot dad, which you can see on

our Instagram, Brie and Clint Dilf. I'm out. Brie and Clint on ZM. How good's John Mayer? I do love some John Mayer. Right? They're just so relaxing, his tunes.

Oh, he's just, I mean, he's handsome. He's dated some hot women. Let's rattle them off. Taylor Swift. Katy Perry. Jennifer Aniston. I don't know. On topic though, because he has done an interview overnight

where he has revealed exactly, well, not exactly, but the ballpark figure of how many women he's slept with in his lifetime. Why would he do this? There is nothing for a man of John Mayer's stature and reputation to gain from revealing his most secretive numbers. Like, people can assume. Yes. But leave it a mystery.

And when you assume, I think there's like a little bit of romance about it. Like, ooh, I bet he's a hit with the ladies. When you find out the real number, it's like, oh, really? Takes the wind out of it a little bit. Well, actually, no, I'm speaking for myself. When I found it out, I was like, ugh. But what did you think when you found it out? I literally went, yeah, sounds about right.

Really? Mm. The interesting thing is, he's 41. Is he 41? So keep that in mind when we do tell you John Mayer's number, okay? But yeah, he's 41. Is he 41? So keep that in mind when we do tell you John Mayer's number, okay? But yeah, he's 41. How old was he when he dated Taylor Swift? I don't know.

And how old was Taylor Swift? Not 41. Wow, he looks good for 41. He looks very good for 41. And that may be why John Mayer's bedroom number is 500 people. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Let me just do a little bit of math. Let me just do a little bit of math. So he's 41. So how many? So let's say he started at what? 16. Let's assume 16,

which is the legal age. 41 minus 16. So he's had 25 active years going around telling girls their bodies are wonderlands. So you go 500 people divided by 25 years. How many a year? 20 a year. 20 a year. Or roughly just under one a fortnight.

Yeah, but then you take out years where he's dating people, assuming... Oh, no, he's never had very long relationships. Okay, but assuming there's been times where he hasn't technically been able to hook up with a bunch of people... Yeah, he's an active dude. But he's knocking them down, isn't he? At the same time

though, he's a rock star, and he's touring the world, and what else do you expect them to do? You expect them to go on stage and then afterwards go and, you know? It'd be very hard to say no. There'd be a lot of attractive people throwing themselves at you 24-7. He said that. He said that it's an interesting, it's interesting for him. He compared himself to a woman in that he doesn't have to try to have.

Right. So he's saying that women can get it whenever they want, which you can agree with that or not. Debatable. He's saying that's what it's like for him. He knows that at any given moment, he could go and... See, most men would probably be 500 if that's how it was. Like an absolute pagan SH.

But do you know what I mean? No, I do know what you mean. I do know what you mean. I do know what you mean. And he's still single. That's the thing. He hasn't found that one. He hasn't found Mrs. Mayor yet. Maybe he doesn't want to.

Can we agree though? I'm not in the business of shaming anybody for their number whatsoever. Whatever it is, it's your personal journey and it's totally cool. But can we agree that 500 is a lot? It's a fair amount, yeah. Like it's totally cool. But can we agree that 500 is a lot? It's a fair amount, yeah. Like if I met like an everyday person that wasn't a rock star and they said to me, I slept with 500 people, I'd be like, damn. The human brain can only remember 120 people.

Assuming he's got room in there for his mum and his family and stuff. If you lined them all up, he couldn't name them. No way. He could not name them. He'd be them all up, he couldn't name them. No way. He could not name them. He'd be like, okay, can all the Amy's stand together? All the Rachel's to this side of the room. All the Puerto Ricans over here. All the Aussies over here.

Everybody from my South American tour to that corner. I wonder if there's any Kiwis. Oh, we had a question to ask. Nah, we wouldn't get them. You're not allowed to. You have to sign a form. Oh, $800. They didn't have you sleep with John Mayer.

You can ask, but you're not going to get anyone. Okay, that's a sub-question to our real question. The real question. How many is a lot? Yeah. I want to know from people because obviously everyone is different. Like you think however many is a lot. I'm going to think something different.

I'd like some time to come up with my answer, but I will give it to you. I need to think about this. What do you, and it's not your number. We're not telling you to call and tell us your number. No. What do you consider to be a lot when it comes to sharing an intimate moment with someone? Sleepover friends, yeah. 0800 dial ZM.

Or you can text us on 9696. Might be 500, might be 2. Talking about John Mayer who's revealed his number on an Instagram show. And we're not saying his phone number. No, not his... It's a different number. Not his golf average.

No. He's revealed his intimate number and it's over 500. Which, to be honest, when I heard, I was kind of like, sounds about right. Really? Yeah, it's John Mayer. I mean, he's super handsome. He wrote Body is a Wonderland. Yeah, for that reason.

He goes, I'm going to write this song and then I can have sex with anybody I want. I'll meet them and I'll go and I'll say, I didn't know who this song and then I can have sex with anybody I want I'll just I'll meet them and I'll go and I'll say I didn't know who the song was about until I met you we're asking you on 0800 dial ZM dial ZM oh hello quick stroke um how many is a lot we've got calls just before we go to them I want to give you the list this is the list of John Mayer's celebrity girlfriends and this is going to blow your mind. Okay. Just quickly. Because we said Katy Perry. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Kim Kardashian.

Wow. Jennifer Aniston was correct. Jessica Simpson. Oh yeah. Jennifer Hewitt. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh okay. Yep. And Cameron Diaz. He Didn't he date Lindsay Lohan as well? Did he date Lindsay Lohan?

Maybe. I don't know. Let's go to these calls. Anton. Diaz. He... Didn't he date Lindsay Lohan as well? Did he date Lindsay Lohan? Maybe. I don't know. Let's go to these calls. Anton. Oh, we talked too long. We've been warned about that. Let's go to Laura. Laura, are you there? Yes. Okay. Sensitive question, but how many do you consider to be

a lot? Honestly, I think 10 is like so much. Okay. How old are you? Well, I'm 20, but I've been in a relationship with the same person for about five years. Right.

So I have a single friend, and she once told me that she slept with about 11 people, and I was like, oh my God, that's a lot of people. Is she 20 as well? Yeah, so she's 21. You've got to think about this, Laura. What if you get. Is she 20 as well? Yeah, she's 21. You've got to think about this, Laura. What if you get to John Mayer's age, 41, and you're still single?

You know? Yeah, I guess so. Like, 10 is not even one a year. You know? A year goes for a long time, Laura. And girls got to have some fun, you know? Yeah, I guess so. But that's fine. That's your number. And it's all relative to what, you know? Yeah, I'm ready. But that's fine.

That's your number. And it's all relative to what age you are, I think. And it's also interesting when you talk to someone who's been in long relationships. Yeah. They obviously have a different number to what is a lot. A hundred percent. But then those people who have been in long relationships, they go out and their number goes up very fast.

Very true. Because they go, I've got to make up for some lost time. Brittany, hi. Hi. What do you think's a lot, Brittany? I think a lot would be anything that's 50 and over. Okay. And does that go for males and females?

I think so. I have heard that I think the average sexual partners in a lifetime is like 28 or 29. Yeah. So it's averaged 28 or 29. Yeah. So it's averaged out over everybody. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the John Mayers are really dragging some people's average up.

Yeah. I think he may be making up for the people like me and Laura. Yeah. Because, again, I've only been with one person. It's the person I'm married to. Okay. Wow. Yeah.

That's it. She has nothing to compare it to. That's so interesting. Brittany, say you met someone and you really liked them and you guys hit it off and then you found out that their number was 500, like John Mayer. What do you think?

Instant turn off. Fair enough. Okay. No, fair enough. Yeah, that's her opinion. Hey, if everyone's going to share these, no thank you. No, no. True, true. You've got to have something that's just for. Hey, if everyone's going to share these, no thank you. No, no.

True, true. You've got to have something that's just for you, right? Yeah. All right, of course. Okay. Well, congratulations on a successful relationship. Sarah, what's a lot? I actually had this conversation a wee while ago with my partner,

and I know that back in the day he was a bit of a... Oh, no, you didn't ask. Did you, Sam? Sarah, did you tame a stallion? He brought it up, not me. Why would he do that? He was a bit of a player back in the day. So my number is, I think, like around 20, and his was 250.

Wow. Oh, wow. And I was blown away, like we're opposite ends of the scale. So you had no idea, Sarah? I knew he was a player and a bit of a ladies' man, but I just didn't realise for that extent. And for you, Sarah, turn-off? It was a turn-off a little bit, but...

Were you worried that if you walked into a room of 30 people, on average, he'd slept with nine of them? Oh, yeah, we run into exes all the time. Oh, no. You would be hard to keep track. You'd have to keep a little photo album in your phone. New Zealand is very small. Yeah.

It's a small place. Little black book New Zealand. Yeah. Okay. Hey, thanks, Sarah. Oh, good. Okay, cool. What's a lot, Brie?

No, I want you to say first. Ah. And I hate. Because I don't like judging anybody who. Okay, yeah, I'm going to say first And I hate Because I don't like judging anybody who Okay yeah I'm going to say one I don't want to judge anyone Do you have a different number for males and females? No I'm not going to do that

I'm not dumb enough to say that Go out there and say that That was a trap Triple figures That was a trap So you're saying Anything triple figures is a lot I think we're Yeah I think I have the same opinion as you And you're saying? Anything triple figures is a lot.

I think we're, yeah. Yeah. I think I have the same opinion as you. And you're single at the moment? Yep. Roll on number 99. So Halloween, less than a week away. And I mean, I feel like Halloween's becoming a bigger holiday around the world. Yeah, it is.

And have you heard about the Burger King burger that they've created just for Halloween? I saw a headline for it, but I assumed it contains a crap load of meat. And as a recently minted pescatarian, I just didn't bother looking because I don't want to be tempted. So they've created this burger for Halloween. They're calling it the Nightmare King.

I'm pretty sure you can only get it in America. Yeah. But Burger King are claiming this burger will give you nightmares. Okay. Which my brain first went to, obviously it's super spicy and... My brain goes to super cheesy. Yeah. Cheese dreams. And you'd be right. Okay. So that's what they've actually created. So the burger is a sesame seed, sesame green bun. So it's got sesame seeds on it, beef patty, chicken fillet, American cheese, bacon, mayonnaise and onions. Yeah. But they've actually done a study where they got 100 participants

or they like to call them the victims who were monitored over 10 nights who ate the Nightmare King just before bed every night. Who's eating Burger King just before bed? No, actually, no, everyone is when you go out. Yeah, exactly. So they pretty much put them up to these machines that monitored their sensory pattern in their sleep. Yeah, looked at their dreams.

Yeah, and a lot of the participants said that they had nightmares every night after eating these burgers. How many nights did they of the participants said that they had nightmares every night after eating these burgers. How many nights did they eat the burger? Ten. Whoa! Ten nights. Far out. It was probably their body going please stop feeding me all this Burger King. Everything in moderation, please. So they're saying that it's

3.5 times more likely for you to sleep terribly if you eat a big meal just before you sleep. Side question, if you eat a big meal just before you sleep side question if there was a machine that you could plug in yeah and you could see your dreams like you could watch a tape of them when you woke up would you do it i hope they never create that yeah right because some of my dreams i'm telling you if that tape gets into the wrong hands like the dream i had last night oh don't don't make me tell you about the dream I had about you. Did you ever dream about me?

No, I didn't. Oh, look how excited you were. Mate, it's okay. Someone out there is. I thought I'd finally been in a dirty dream. Oh, well. Do you want to dream about me? Let us know. 9696 if you've had a dream about

Clint. He'll love it.