ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 26th 2018

Episode Date: October 26, 2018

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Keona, New Zealand from the beautiful capital of New Zealand, Wellington. Hello, Wellington! How good. How good's Wellington? I love Wellington. I know it's cliche and I know it's said too much, but you just can't beat Wellington on a good day. And we're here on a good day. This is the one place that producer Ben with the moustache doesn't look like a creep. Oh, because he looks like a hipster.

Yeah. Yeah, we went to, well, Wellington people will know, we went to Fidel's for lunch. That place is awesome. And they said to Ben, hello, sir, have you brought some tourists in with you? They're like, hello, you must be a local. They said, we found this monocle. Is it yours? No, so good to be here.

We are here because we're doing our Friday Jams live pre-party this afternoon at the establishment, or this evening rather. 9pm it all kicks off, so come on down, grab yourself a ticket on entry. It's free, but that ticket could score you a double pass to Friday Jams live, which Usher is headlining. Yeah, we'll be dishing out those

and bar tabs. It'll be a good night. It's going to be a great time. It's free too. Belle's also doing one at Mount Maunganui tonight too. So you can find details for that on the ZM Tauranga Facebook page. Yes, you can. Up first on the show today, we want to talk about the phenomenon of solo holidays. Kind of like Eat, Pray, Love, but then also kind of like...

Oh, that might be a bit boring. Strange? Yeah. But it's becoming a big thing. I think they're taking off. Someone at ZM is in the midst of a solo holiday at the moment, and they're not coping very well. Well, they were.

Yeah. It ended very quickly. We'll talk about it straight after Usher, our Friday Jams live headliner himself. If you still want tickets, ticketmaster.co.nz. It all goes down on the 18th of November. This is with David Guetta. This is without you.

ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. I want to talk just briefly about the phenomenon, which I feel has been growing in popularity ever since the movie Eat, Pray, Love, of solo holidays. Which stars Julia Roberts. Oh, yeah, it does too. And she goes on a solo holiday to find herself and all that kind of stuff.

She goes on this mission to discover herself. I haven't actually seen it. Long movie. Does she discover herself in the end? I don't know. Didn't make it that far through. No, I didn't make it that far. See, so we don't even know if they're a good idea.

Someone who we work with, who we love, her name is Trin and she has been on a very scaled down version of that recently. She's got a week off work. She works really hard and she has decided that she's going to get away from everybody and go on a solo holiday. Well, she said to us, she's like,

I'm going to go away by myself. I'm going to read. I'm going to reflect. And prepare for the Auckland Marathon. Yeah, I'm going to read. I'm going to reflect. And prepare for the Auckland Marathon. Yeah, I'm going to run. She's going to focus on her running and get ready for it. Literally my most two hated things, reading and running. Two of the best things for you.

I hate them. Side note, we're at the airport today going through customs and someone comes up to Brienne and goes, I want you to know you're my spirit animal. And I think it's because of comments like that. I'm just saying whatever else is thinking. So Trin goes on this solo holiday. It should be pointed out her solo holiday was not to Bali. It was not to India like Julie Roberts.

She took herself to the Great Lakes District of Taupo. A beautiful place. Beautiful place. I've been there. Absolutely stunning. Stunning. The scenery, the trout fishing. Great place to reflect.

Oh, the hole-in-one challenge on the lake. Yep. Stunning. By yourself, maybe a bit boring. So she was going for a week. Yeah. That's what she told us. She goes, I've got a week off.

I'm going to go for a week. That's what she told us. She goes, I've got a week off. I'm going to go for a week. That's what I'm going to do. I get this Snapchat from her. She's sitting at the lake and it says, I've been here for five hours. I am bored out of my brain. I'm about to drive back to Auckland.

So has she, I need to ask. I think she's back I think she pulled out after five hours She literally drove for five hours Stayed for five hours And then she's coming home She's decisive

Make a decision The thing about a solo holiday though Is like Even if you were going somewhere active Even like a backpackers hotspot Say you were going to Thailand Something like that And you were going somewhere active, even like a backpackers hotspot, say you were going to Thailand, something like that, and you could meet people,

I still find it hard to be the person by yourself and just saunter up to a group of people in a platonic way, not in like a, I'm going to bang those people kind of way, to go up and be like, I'm going to meet people. You're like, hey, I'm going to meet people.

God, is there anything more daunting than the idea of meeting people? My flatmate Annabelle, who we've talked about on this show a few times, she just got back from a three-and-a-half-week trip around Europe by herself. But she knew people over there. That's the difference. She was staying with friends, right? She was for certain parts of it, but other parts she didn't know anyone.

And that's okay. It's not saying there's anything wrong with it. Just saying. To be honest, I think it's empowering. I wish I could do it. Yeah. I struggle to even go to a movie by myself. I think I've been to a movie once by myself.

I've been to one movie by myself. And how was it? How did you find it? Well, I didn't intend to go by myself. Oh, that's awkward. I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan. You got stood up. When he died and then the Michael Jackson movie came out,

I was like, I've got to go to this. And there was limited screening. Oh, that's a bad joke. I'm not going to say that. What? What were you going to say? I thought you were going to say don't move on, honestly. Or we're here. This will be in the Herald. Right. It'll be in the Herald. Just give me eye contact if we really need to move

on. I was going to say, because you said... Oh, no, we're going there. Cool. Fine, I'll go there. Whatever. You said you're a big, we're going there. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Fine, I'll go there. Whatever. You said you're a big Michael Jackson fan. Yeah. And I thought you were about to say and I was set to go

to a movie with Michael and then he died, so... Oh, that's not going in the Herald. Okay, great. See, if you'd said big Michael Jackson fan, I got a solo invite

to the Neverland Ranch. See, that's... I was 11. Yeah. Okay, now... Well, no, no, that's not off colour either. No. It's not 18-year-olds going to the Neverland Ranch. No. Okay, now. Well, no, that's not off colour either. No.

It's not 18-year-olds go to the Neverland, right? No. It's not the Neverland. Okay. They're too tall for the rides. They are. He made all the rides very small. Most of them will lie down.

Okay. We want to ask you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM or 9696, what are you doing by yourself? What are you doing solo? Yeah. And keep your minds out of the gutter. Is it solo holidays? Movies?

Do you always go to the movies by yourself? Is there something that generally is a multi-person activity that you're just going, no, I actually prefer it by myself? There's a few things that we've thrown up, which let's not say because I want people to call in. Let's just see what we get. You can text us also on 9696. What are you doing solo?

If it's really good today too, we do have some mobile fuel to give away for a Fuel Up Friday. We do. 0800 dial ZM. We're asking you the question this afternoon. What are you doing solo? What are you flying solo on? Yeah.

What are you... Maybe you're flying solo somewhere on a holiday by yourself solo. Solo. When you eat solo. A friend of ours has just embarked on a solo holiday. Wow. She went to Taupo for a week and lasted five hours. Literally five hours and then she came home.

Do you realise maybe a lot of stuff about yourself when you go on a holiday by yourself? Yeah. I think I'd probably realise just how annoying I am. I think I already know that. You're forced to one, reflect and two, interact.

You have to meet people. Or if you do solo things, are you the sort of person who just wants to not interact with people? Is that what it's about? Maybe. Is it about just getting the hell away from all these annoying people that you have to talk to all the time? It could be one or the other.

We don't know, so we're asking you this afternoon. It's not something that Bree or I do, but what are you doing solo? Charlotte, good afternoon. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. What are you doing solo? Well, I'm from the States,

and I spent three months solo traveling through Europe, and then I came here to New Zealand, and I've been here for a year. I came here by myself, and I just, I love traveling solo. Wow. Do you ever get bored, though? Do you ever, like, sitting in your dorm room,

and you're like, oh, I just wish I had someone to have dinner with? No, no, not at all. Well, it depends on where you're staying. If you're staying in an Airbnb, maybe you could get lonely, but then you go out, you know, into the street, into the bar, into a restaurant and you meet people. If you're staying in a hostel, it's really easy to meet people. And if you have Tinder, it's really easy to meet people. Is that how you meet people, Charlotte? Because a few friends of mine have said that they get on Tinder when they travel solo and it's really easy to meet people. Is that how you meet people, Charlotte? Because a few friends of mine have said that they get on Tinder when they travel solo and it's just to meet people.

Yeah, it absolutely can be for sure. I actually got on Tinder my first week here in New Zealand and I met my boyfriend. We've been together about seven months now. Can I ask Charlotte, because a few friends of mine do this weird thing where they set their Tinder, like one of my straight friends set her Tinder to boys and girls just to meet people? Oh.

Well, I actually am bisexual, so I did that. Oh, well, it's perfect for you then. You should have just said it. You'd have it said anyway. Yeah, exactly. I really enjoyed your bisexualist segment, by the way. Oh, cool. Thank you.

So did we. It was a pretty cool thing for us to be able to do. We need to get an update on that, actually. We need to find out if they're still together. Yeah, about how Anne, Lisa and Tom are going. Would you like to know? I would love that, yeah, absolutely. Oh, has anyone seen either of them back on Tinder?

We need to know, too. Yeah. Because that's a sure sign that they've... Oh, $800 at M. Oh, saucy. Hey, thank you, Charlotte. Thanks, Charlotte. Have a great weekend.

Sam, what are you doing solo? Hey, guys. You know how it's you know friday everyone's like oh you know beers for everyone from work beers after work at the pub and i'm just like yeah how about beers at the pub by myself because i'm sick of your shit you are not sam you are talking out a hole in your face you go to the pub by yourself yeah well Yeah, well, it's like, you know, I'm not talking clubbing type thing. I'm talking like you're with your colleagues all week and then they're all like, you know, beers after work

Friday, like, you know, three to, I don't know, five, three beers. And it's like, how about yep, cool, but by myself because I'm sick of your shit. I totally know where you're coming from, Sam. And the only reason I'm still at work on a Friday afternoon is because it's free drinks. That's the only reason. Excuse me.

You and I are a two-person team, thank you very much. How are you avoiding? These people. How is he not avoiding? Imagine Sam at the pub by himself though, and he's like, who's round is it? Oh, that's right, it's mine. Hey, at least it's cheap. You never get the dodgy.

You know those people that they'll always take around, but they never buy around? Yeah, how's right. It's mine. Hey, at least it's cheap. You never get the dodgy. You know those people that they'll always take a round, but they never buy a round? Yeah, how's the banter by yourself, though? Good dance. But if you enjoy your own company, then no problem. Thanks, Sam. Carl on 0800DIALZM, what are you doing solo? Hi, how's it going?

Good. What are you doing solo, Carl? I'm quite keen on the old hydro sliding, so often I'll jump in the car most weekends and go to the local pools for a bit of a hydra slide. Wait, wait, what's a hydra slide? Water slide. Oh.

Yeah, water slide. Okay, a couple of qualifying criteria here, Carl. Which water slides do you go to? Oh, well, I used to go to Waiwera. Yeah, naturally hot. Yeah. Second question, how old are you? Oh, 30.

Oh, you're killing it. You're a 30-year-old dude. You're killing it, Carl. 30-year-old dude just hitting the wide sides solo. Yeah, hard out. And I don't mean anything untowards by this, and I don't mean to stereotype or prejudice you without knowing, but do you get any weird looks from the parents

as the guy who's going up there without any kids or without a girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah, I have noticed that a bit every now and then. But no, no, no, I don't want to deter you from your passion. Oh, no, well, I'll still go. It doesn't bother me. I just, you know, love the slice.

He's a regular. He loves to ride that slide. Am I right, Carl? Yeah. That's the one. Nothing like the feeling of... Nothing like that feeling of... Slipping down a sweet slide. Hey, thanks, Carl. Carl? Yeah? Can we give you

some mobile fuel for the weekend? Oh, yeah, that'd be great. We want to fuel... Yeah, we want to get you up to the pool. We want to shout you a trip to the pools, so we're going to give you a mobile fuel voucher. Well done, mate. Thank you. He loves to ride that slide. What's your favourite text that's come in? There's a few good texts that I want to read, actually. Someone said, I go to

festivals on my own. My friend and I have this agreement where we both buy tickets, we rock up together and then we say goodbye at the gate once we're in. I like to mosh and she likes to chat to people. Then we meet up at the end and walk home together. I get that. That's cool. Yeah, I get that. That's cool.

Yeah, I get that. I like that. You've still got a safety person if you need it. Yep. You know? But you've got, yeah. Yeah, I understand that. I like that.

Especially if you've got different music tastes. Nothing like standing there being punished by an artist that you don't actually enjoy just because your friend's like, how could this song? Getting knocked around in the mosh. I think my favorite text, though, that's come through. What are you doing solo? Ten pin bowling. I don't think I've ever seen someone at the lanes.

By themselves. By themselves. It would affect your game because there is zero downtime. You know how ten pin bowling, you have two bowls and then you wait until it's your turn. Although waiting's the worst bit. It would affect my game because the only reason I go is to turn around when I get a strike going,

What the hell? You know something that makes my butt cheeks clench real tight when I hear it? Oh, the sound of ice grating as you take something out of the freezer? Oh, yeah, I don't like that. That really gets me. But also, identity theft. I'm someone who I take the camera on my laptop. I'm very wary.

I take precautions. And it's for this reason when I find out my flatmate Annabelle has had her identity stolen. Who wants that? I mean, no disrespect for Annabelle, but what are they doing with her identity? So it's really, really strange. So my flatmate Annabelle, she has an Instagram account,

Bell's Music, if you want to follow it. She does some music stuff. And some Bell stuff. And some Bell stuff. Over the last couple of days, it's so strange, and I noticed that there was another account on Instagram that was very similar to hers, but it had a double letter. Okay.

So it was exactly the same handle as hers, Bell's Music, but it had two S's in music. Right. Were they using her pictures? Yes. Ah. So the profile picture was a picture of her, and then if you went into the profile,

that added all the girls that Annabelle follows. This is so creepy when this stuff happens. Strange, right? When anybody wants to use your image or your name or both, you just go, what are you trying to achieve? It gets weirder. Yeah. So Annabelle, my flatmate, has recently been traveling Europe and in the profile, the fake

one, the replica, they've put in the title, in the caption, private photos from Europe. So they've even stalked her that much. So I reckon that for that they've gone with, this is the stuff I'm not posting. This is definitely me. This is the stuff I'm not posting to my main account. Follow this for all the... All of her friends that they're now adding, they would look at that and go, oh yeah, that might be a thing. Yeah. Don't know. I mean, it's a good tactic.

I mean, it's not a good thing to do, but it's a good tactic if you're a creep. So it gets even stranger when the fake account starts messaging all of her friends. Saying what? So I actually have one of my friends, Sarah, who's also friends with my flatmate Annabelle, the fake account has messaged her. And I've got the screenshot of the chat because it's been deleted since, the fake account. Yeah. But she still has the messages that they had back and forth. Cool. She thought it was Annabelle.

Yeah. My friend Sarah thought she was talking to Annabelle. Yeah. So the fake account says, oh, my God, WTF. Is that a comment we've been tagged in? So Sarah said to me that her and this fake account had been tagged in this comment together. By someone else? Yeah, by someone else.

Right. A different account. Yeah. Sarah writes back, ha, ha, ha, I just looked. Who even are those people? Because it was on some random photo. Yeah. The fake account writes back, ha, ha, ha, I just looked. Who even are those people? Because it was on some random photo. Yeah. The fake account writes back, I have no idea.

What even is an atomic wedgie? And then Sarah writes back, random? When are you back? And then the chat stopped. Was the photo of an atomic wedgie? So the photo was this random person. It wasn't a wedgie, but the comment said something like, if you let me wedgie you, I'll pay you money,

and then had the fake account, my friend Sarah, and another friend of Annabelle's in it. Bizarre. Very weird. Yeah. We don't know who it is. We don't know why. I saw Annabelle share something about this in her story the other day.

Yeah. She said if you see an account asking you that I'll pay you to give them a wedgie. Yeah. It's not me. Weird hack. I actually. Normally it's like send nudes or send money or invest here to get money in Ugandan diamonds or something. But this one is how much do I have to pay you to wedgie you? And I actually thought when, because I saw this comment with the wedgie chat,

and I actually thought, that's pretty funny. And I was like, why hasn't Annabelle messaged me? I'd love to be on board that. Of all the hacks that could happen to you, it's one of the more fun ones. Yeah, it's great. Anyway. How much for a wedgie for you? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what my wedgie price would be. To receive a wedgie? 50 bucks. So I'd have to pay you 50 bucks? Atomic, I'd go 100. Sorry, can you differentiate? So there's a difference. Wedgie is obviously where you pull your underwear up your bum.

Yeah, someone else does. Someone else does. Yeah. And then atomic wedgie is where the underwear actually breaks. is obviously where you pull your underwear up your bum. Yeah, someone else does. Someone else does. Yeah. And then atomic wedgie is where the underwear actually breaks. Like they're pulled so far that they actually rip. The gooch part steps in half. Yeah.

Yeah, not a good time. Or the waistband rips depending on how old your underwear is. Something rips. I said to you. The butt cheek did go on mine first. Ew. That says a lot about you and your underwear. Gross. I tried...

It's not funny. How old are your underwear? I meant to go to the Bend On Outlet store on the long weekend, but they stopped doing the undies that I like. Mate. This is getting beyond the story. I said to you, obviously there's people out there that want to see it, want to see a wedgie.

I said, we're in Wellington today. Wedgie Wellington. Wedgie Wellington, they call it. That's what they call it. I mean, that's what Wellington's known for. Yeah. Wedgies. It's very windy and very wedgie.

I said, do you reckon there'd be anyone in wellington right now today listening who'd be willing to come to the studio we're here they'd be willing to let us give them a wedgie for cash or we don't have cash we're allowed to deal in cash that was the idea we first came up with yeah we don't have cash. We don't have cash. We're not allowed to deal in cash. That was the idea we first came up with. Yeah. We don't have cash, but we do have mobile fuel vouchers. Fuel up Friday. And who doesn't need fuel for a Friday?

Okay. Well, yeah, we can do it. 0800 dial ZM. If you're in Wellington right now, if you think you can make it to the studio. For a fully consensual wedgie. Fully consensual wedgie. Fully consensual wedgie. We will dish out some mobile fuel to you and we will wedgie you live

on the radio before the end of the show. You need to be, well actually reception's closing so you need to be here by six. Yeah, you need to be here by six. Because there's not going to be anyone at reception to greet you after that. You need to be here by six. We'll get you on the show. Text us if you're coming so we know. Yeah, can you text 9696 and let us know or call 0800DIALZM. They'll give you on the show. Text us if you're coming so we know. Yeah, can you text 9696 and let us know?

Or call 0800-DIAL-ZM. They'll give you the details, first in, best dressed. Radio wedgie. That's not where I thought identity theft chat was going to go. No, neither. But here we are. All right. Is it regular wedgie or atomic wedgie?

Atomic, baby. Bree and Clint on ZM. We are in Wellington. It is an absolute stunner And we are gearing up for our Friday Jams live pre-party tonight You're excited? I'm pumped What's your party outfit look like?

Ooh, haven't decided I bought options Oh yeah, this is good So we flew today Ellie, our producer, brings a country road bag Chicken Ben, our producer, brings the world's smallest bag He's bought one t-shirt, one undies.

I've bought a carry-on trundler bag. Bree's bought a full three-week European Contiki-sized American Tourista suitcase. I'm an anxious traveller. I've got one night. I know, but then I've got my makeup bag and my hair straightener. And, mate, you don't know how us women live. Oh. Clearly.

The makeup bag itself is two kilos. Yeah, you said that. Why don't you just refine it down to the makeup that you're going to wear tonight? Well, that is an idea. Or the multiple looks and you're not sure what you're going to go for. What if I want to wear, you know, multiple lipsticks? Tonight's party is free if you're in the Wellington area and we'd love you to be there

at the establishment from 9. However... Oh, how do I... I know what this is about. I know what this is about. Earlier in the week... Earlier in the week a bit of chat happened.

Oh, no. We were just talking about the party and how we're coming down from Auckland for it. Yeah. And I said this. I thought you were going to say you should book flights from Auckland for this Friday to join us at the establishment in Wellington.

Hey, if there's someone listening right now that's that committed to our show, I'm willing to shout them drinks all night. That's on the radio. Lock it in. Wow. One of the most generous acts any radio host has ever offered up. God damn it. Not since Simon Barnett offered to remove that man's tattoo at his own cost

has anybody really put their own finances on the line like you. How much can one person drink? Well, that is a challenge that you're laying out to the people. No, and we need to drink responsibly. We do need to drink responsibly. If there's one motto I live my life by, Clinton Roberts, it's drink responsibly in moderation. I thought everything in moderation including moderation,

but that's fine too. Now, there are two criteria for this. You need to be in Wellington and be willing to come to the establishment tonight. And you need to be from Auckland. How do we know? No, no, no, no. Yeah. You can be from anywhere other than Wellington.

Oh, you've just widened it a whole lot. No, because, because, I'm not just going to say Aucklanders. There's a lot of people around the country that might want to kick on down to Wellington. I've said it on the radio. I'll back it up. Yeah. I'm a woman of my word. Anyone who comes from outside of Wellington to this party, you'll shout them drinks.

They have to be able to prove that they've flown in. How are they going to prove it? With a plane ticket. Oh. All right. Yep. They have to be able to prove it. If they can, I'm happy to do it.

Damn it, you got me. Damn it. Easy to prove. Because I had this great idea where... What was the idea? Because I think you said any Aucklanders. No. And I was going to say, if you can show up to the bar...

No, because my point... And tell us who's the super rugby team for Auckland to prove that you're an Aucklander. Oh, okay. Then you could have the... No. Right. I said anyone who's the super rugby team for Auckland to prove that you're an Aucklander. Oh, okay. Then you could have the... No. Right. I said anyone who's that committed to fly in... That's fine.

That's fine. Anybody who has a plane ticket from Auckland, from anywhere else in the country... From anywhere else in the country. ...to Wellington from the last two weeks... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, let's go two days. When did you say it?

Four days ago. No, I said it two days ago. Two days ago. I'll go two days. Plane ticket from within the go two days. When did you say it? Four days ago. No, I said it two days ago. Two days ago. I'll go two days. Plane ticket from within the last two days. Yes. You show up to the establishment.

For the rest of the night, your drinks are on Bree. That's fair. I'm just going to... Yep, I've said it. Just sometimes you say things and then... God, I'm an idiot. Harry, can we just hear that audio one more time, please, mate? Just one more time. I thought you were going to say you should book flights from Auckland

for this Friday to join us at the establishment in Wellington. Hey, if there's someone listening right now that's that committed to our show, I'm willing to shout them drinks all night. That's on the radio. Lock it in. Wow. That is so generous. And if anyone's good at Photoshop,

then you've just got yourself a round of drinks for the night. Oh, God, Dan. Shut, shut, shut, shut. I hope your credit card's got a big limit. Oh, mate, I'm just going to check my savings. Bree and Clint on ZM. My birthday is my birthday. Clint's birthday banger.

Banger. That's right. We get your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday, and then we play one of those in full on the radio right now. We every day hope for banger, banger, banger, like big throwback banger, right? I mean, some of the best.

Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You. That was pure gold. We tried to play Celine Dion. Got cut off. Got cut off. We tried to play Achy Breaky Heart. We've had Michael Jackson in there. Yeah.

I mean, we've had a lot of good ones. I'm hoping for something good for a Friday. Let's see what yours is, Sinead. How are you? Hi. Good, thanks. How are you going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday? The 26th of July, 1992. Okay, Sinead, you were 16 in 2008 on the 26th of July, and this is your birthday banger. I can feel it. I can feel it in the air tonight. Sinead. I do love it.

Isn't that crazy? Okay, so your birthday might be 2008, but remember that cabriolet that came out and the monkey was drumming? Yeah, or the hangover. Oh, the hangover. It was big, too. It was massive. When was the hangover out?

I think it was later than 2008. Either way, something's happened to push that back to number one. So you're in the box seat with that. The hangover was 2009. I'm feeling confident. Yeah, you should. It's a good one. Okay, hold there, Sinead.

Kate's up. Hey, Kate, how are you? Hi, Kate. Kate, how's it going? Good, thank you. Happy Friday. What's your birthday? 7th of Feb, 94.

Okay, Kate, you were 16 in 2010 on the 7th of Feb. And back in 2010, this was number one. I'd like to make myself believe This planet Earth turns Emotional banger. Emotional banger. Emotional banger. Fireflies. Emotional banger. You got Owl City.

How do you feel? Oh, yeah. Not bad. Could be better, right, Kay? Could be better. See, I could not stand that song when it came out, but over time, I've grown to appreciate how good that song is. That's how I feel about Happy.

Pharrell Happy. Oh, no, wait. No, I still hate that song. No, I still hate that song, actually. No, yeah, hate it. Happier. Happier. Is it happy?

Itch. Oh, no, I hate that song too. Let's go to our final contestant for Birthday Banger this afternoon. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hello, how are you? Good, how are you? Good. That's good. What afternoon. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hello. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. That's good. What's your birthday,

Renee? 11th of July 1984. Okay, Renee. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 11th of July. And back in 2000, this was number one. I'm out of love. Set me free. Let me out this

is a dream. Just show me the way. We are looking at your 16th birthday through those weird orange-coloured sunglasses that she used to wear and a boob tube. You've got Anastasia. That's awesome. Is it bad that I can't wait to fill Colin's one better though? Oh, Oh. Controversial. It's not bad, Renee, but it is controversial because now we need to deliberate. If you were hugely passionate about it, Brie was hugely passionate about it,

I was willing to get on board, but I'm leaning towards the Phil Collins. Anastasia, I'm out of love. That's my vote. Okay. Renee, we're going to have to pop you on hold for a second. You just sit there while we deliberate. Oh, no. I don't know what producer Ellie is going to do.

Just take her out of it for a second. Give me the chance to win you over. Okay. Phil Collins in the air tonight. It's all about the drums and the build to the drums and the journey to the drums. And then when they hit, boom, it's all there. You can see your whole future ahead of you. Your weekend is planned out. You're feeling the drums. And then when they hit, boom, it's all there. You can see your whole future ahead of you. Your weekend is planned out. You're feeling the vibe.

Yeah, but Anastasia's got great cans on her. Fine. Then we're at stalemate. I'm not a follower. No, that's fine. I've got to go with what I feel. We very rarely end up in this position. It's not often.

Ellie. No. I didn't want it to come to this. You like both, don't you? You need to choose. Phil Collins or Anastasia't want it to come to this. You like both, don't you? You need to choose. Phil Collins or Anastasia. No, you need to choose. Renee or Sinead.

No, you need to choose. Oh, no, you're really making this hard. Oh, there's so many choices. Who's your favourite? Who's your favourite? Oh, my heart rate's going up. I'm actually really scared about this. I don't want this decision.

Think about tonight. We're going to the establishment in Wellington for the Friday Jams party. We need a pump-up track. Yeah, Friday Jams party. We need a pump-up track. Yeah, we do. I agree we need a pump-up track. What are you going to go with? You need a track that's going to get the people going. What really lets your hair down and you can just scream?

What has lyrics that you know and has hand actions too? Which one can you eardrum to? Oh, Fireflies? I'm just joking. Clint was so not impressed with that. You're not as okay with that. Where you can just yell. Oh, Fireflies? I'm just joking. Okay. Clint was so not impressed with that. You're not his face.

I'm okay with that. I'm just kidding. Now, the drums is the best part of that song, and I was like, oh, it's just the drums. But then you really sold me, Clint, on the journey part. Did I remember? And I almost feel like it's one that Ross wouldn't like, so I kind of want to go with that one. Yep. I need you to say the words.

Okay. Don't come back in here and have regret. We're going to go with Phil Collins in the air tonight. Yes, we are. Yeah, we are. New Zealand. Oh, she's a slow starter. Oh, she's a slow song until the drums.

It's a slow song, but, you know, everyone in their cars are going to go hard on those drums. Sinead, congratulations. We're about to play your birthday banger on ZM. Woo-hoo. Bree, can you please appreciate my song? Run at me, Sinead. I'm just kidding.

It's Sinead's day. It's for you, Sinead. Everybody in the car to get ready to beat the crap out of your steering wheel when these drums kick in. Here you go. Bree and Clint, ZM, birthday banger. I can hear it all night all night

There you go. We made the right choice, New Zealand. What a crap decision. That was a wonderful wonderful birthday banger. That was Phil Collins, who shot back to the top of the charts in 2008. Their drum solo did things to me. We just sat through the most depressing couple of minutes.

It was like three minutes of crap. You're on crack. You are on crack. The drum part, yes, it's good. The drum part is more than good. But we played that crap over the iconic Anastasia. This is good. This is good.

Come on. But this doesn't have a moment like that It doesn't have that iconic moment It doesn't need it It's got the moment the whole way through This is the two scenarios You're driving home today And you get home to your significant other And you go

And they say Oh what was birthday bag? And they go Oh Anastasia it was alright Or you get home and you go Holy crap They played Phil Collins in the air tonight The text machine is very split

It's very split And so are we Even the traffic I'm stuck in Is faster than Phil Collins in the air tonight. The text machine is very split. It's very split, and so are we. Even the traffic I'm stuck in is faster than Phil Collins. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. The internet is in disarray today after a woman has posted about a text message she received from a guy she went on a date with. Okay. So picture this. She's gone on a blind date or she's met up with this guy

and they've went on this really good date. She said it went really well or she thought it went pretty well and then she's received a text message from this guy that she's posted to the internet asking how she should react. Sure. So this is what the text message says. It says, Producer Ellie's in studio and just brace yourself. Why is she here by the way? You need a female reaction. I just need a female

reaction just to see how she feels about it. I mean I'm offended you don't think I have female empathy but that's absolutely fine. I think you do. This is what this guy said to this woman after they went on a date. This is horrible for me and for you, and it could well sour things, and I would hate myself if it did, but I have to be honest. I said you were not my normal type physically, and that is very true. I am really attracted to slim women, and I can't help it, and I've tried before with not getting very far. I completely accept the circumstances

and free time dictate how we are able to shape ourselves, but I'm just saying in the past this issue has got in the way. Just to clarify, before I go on, there's a little bit more. This woman is 175 centimetres tall tall so that's around about my height and she's a size 12 which is about me cool so she's about my size oh if you did feel like the meeting if you did feel like meeting me in the middle on this then i am realistic and not as demanding as you might initially think as i I say, I totally understand that your circumstances are how they are and I'm willing to compromise.

Other than that, there are really no other red flags for me. I'm sorry because I know this can really mess women up, but I can't help but say how I feel. I'm realistic. Let me know. Now, I know you don't want my reaction. No, I want your reaction. Ellie is holding her face in her hands.

Oh, just that girl's self-esteem from now on is just going to be gone. Like, what a dick. Sorry. I can't believe you'd say that. Like, you can think that. But also, if you actually genuinely like the person, then I think that their physical attraction can grow anyway. And by the way, she's not even big.

She's a size 12. And even if she was big, it does not give you the right to say that to somebody that you've been on a date with or anybody for that reason. How about you just say, thank you for the lovely date. does not give you the right to say that to somebody that you've been on a date with or anybody for that reason. How about you just say, thank you for the lovely date. I don't think it's going to work out. Yeah.

What a freaking psychopath. Honestly, that is psycho behavior right there. What an absolute... Oh, she's made a lucky escape though, to be honest. What a narcissistic sociopath. Seriously. What is the meet me in the middle thing? Do you think he's saying if you want to lose some weight?

Yes. Because if I was her receiving that text message, it was like, yeah, I'll meet you in the middle. After this text message, I'll stab you, but I won't kill you. Because seriously. What an absolute dick. Honestly, if you think that you can tell someone if they're willing to lose weight then they're worthy to be with you honestly come on come on what makes him so special is he an oil painting i bet he's not perfect exactly and the fact that

he said i know this can miss some people you know? It affects me because I'm not a small woman. I'm not a small woman and I'm okay with that. I'm nearly six foot. I'm 5'10", nearly 5'11". I'm a size 12. And you know what? I always, always have struggled with how big I was until I got older. And I was like, you know what?

I'm fine being my size. This is how I'm meant to be. But when I read stupid shit like that, honestly, it pisses me off. Oh, me too. You can see why people have self-esteem issues and stuff and all this going on. Be kind. Be kind to people. What kind of dickless loser texts it as well?

Yeah, exactly. Gross and balls. It sounded like he was texting a contract. If you're willing to sign the contract where you will lose about four kilos, I'm willing to date you for where you will lose about four kilos, I'm willing to date you for about three months. You'll be KPI'd on each kilo that you lose, and each kilo will result in one date and one hour of my time.

It's okay. I don't think anybody is listening to that going, yeah, fair enough. Hey, some of my favorite memes that are kicking around the internet these days are those ones where it says, I was today years old when I learnt. And then it's something really kind of obvious and you're like, how did I not know that? You know what those are? Yeah. Repackaged life hacks.

Right. So how life hacks were the thing. And now they go, oh, zero years old. Right. Yeah. But I love the good ones., but I love the good ones. Yeah. I love the good ones.

I've grabbed some off the internet if you want to hear some. Yes, please. Because there was an article that was done, which wasn't one of those memes, but I was literally like, oh, my God, I was zero years old when I learnt that. No, today years old. Today years old.

Yeah. Today years old. What did you learn at zero years old? Not much. Poop where you want, someone else will clean it up. Then you spend the rest of your life trying to unlearn that. What do you learn at zero years old? Not much. Poop where you want, someone else will clean it up. Then you spend the rest of your life trying to unlearn that. What do you mean? You can't poop where you...

Your parents don't even live here. Who's cleaning you up? It's not me. What a mess. Clean up, I'll breathe. Okay. Do you want to hear some of them? I'd love to.

Let's see if I can blow your mind this afternoon with anything. Yes, please. But knowing you, you're probably going to know it all. All right. No, I'm just saying you are knowledgeable. Thanks. Yeah. So I was today years old when I realized that the Krusty Krab in Spongebob Squarepants

was actually a crab trap. Oh. Yeah, okay. It's an actual human crab trap that's sunk to the bottom of the ocean. And Mr. Krabs works in it. Oh. It's an actual human crab trap that's sunk to the bottom of the ocean. And Mr. Crab's works in it. Yes. Yeah, I'll give you that one. And I was today years old when I learned that. Yeah, what about, I was today

years old when I found out that Winnie the Pooh is a girl. No, what? Yeah. What? Yeah. But I feel like I can hear Winnie the Pooh's voice in my head, and it sounds like a man. It's a girl. Also, of course it's a girl. Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear any pants, and there's no wanger.

Exactly. Whoa. Winnie the Pooh is a girl. Let that sink in. I mean, it's fine. I'm happy for Winnie. Yeah. Are you ready for the next one or are you shocked?

Can I give you a Winnie the Pooh one quickly? Yeah, go on. Eeyore. Yeah. Oh, no, that's not sad. Don't want to do it. Oh. Eeyore's depressed.

Yeah, I know. And it's a metaphor because even though he's depressed, his friends still invite him to go to things even though he's sad. He's so cute. Yeah. We love Eeyore. The imaginary donkey. What about-. We love Eeyore. The imaginary donkey. What about...

Shout out to Eeyore. I was today years old when I found out that it's not patty cake, patty cake. It's pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake. No, I knew that. You knew that? Yeah. I did not know that. Who's pattying a cake?

Patty cake, patty cake. That's what I thought it was. No, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man. Yeah, I never thought it was pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake. I thought it was patty cake, patty cake. Patty cake, patty cake. That's what I thought it was. No, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man. Yeah, I never thought it was pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake. I thought it was patty cake, patty cake. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Okay, well, there you go. I didn't know that. Some people, we'll go for some people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what about, I was today years old when

I realised Fez from that 70's show actually stood for foreign exchange student and that wasn't his real name. Did not know that. Seems mildly racist that they wouldn't just try and't his real name. Did not know that. Seems mildly racist that they wouldn't just try and pronounce his actual name. What's his real name? Don't I?

Weird, right? What about I was today years old when I learned that... It's like fob. Yeah. Pretty much. That's what they're essentially calling him. Bit rough. Racist. It was back in the 70s. They didn't know better. Well, it actually wasn't, but yeah.

Do you know what I mean? It's fine. I've got two more. Everything needs to be historically accurate on that 70s show, including the racism. That was a whole different show then. I was today years old when I learned that Fortnite stood for 14 nights. Why?

Because it means two weeks. Oh, sorry. I was thinking of the game. Yeah. I was thinking of the game. No, the term, Fortnite. Fortnite. 14 nights.

Wow. Okay, yeah, I'll give you that one. Yeah. This is the last one I've got. And if anyone's sitting near a laptop, you can test this out. This is what I learned today, and this is what struck up this whole thing. So I learned today, this is probably the most disappointing one.

Well, I've got my laptop and I'm ready to go. And producers, if they want to probably test this out as well, I learnt today that your spacebar scrolls down the page if you press spacebar. Okay, I've got Facebook open. Yep. And it works in Chrome.

Give it a go. We're going to do it together here. Are you ready? Yep. And it works in Chrome. Give it a go. We're going to do it together here. Are you ready? All right. Three, two, one. Oh! Oh! I hate scrolling so much.

This is fantastic. What if you hold it down? If you weren't lazy enough, welcome. The future, eh? No more pesky scrolling. You've always been able to do it. We just didn't know about it. There you go.

I was today years old when I figured that out. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Hey, scary story coming out of Thailand for two tourists, Brittany and Lee. So a Canadian and a British guy, were caught on CCTV spray painting a message on the wall of a 13th century building in Thailand. I never understand this kind of thing. So apparently they were very, very intoxicated, they've said. Nothing worse than an obnoxious, intoxicated tourist being disrespectful to their locals. Horrible.

Anyway, Thailand, the people of Thailand are not impressed and they're facing 10 years in prison. Alright, well that's the other end of the scale. Wow. Yep. That's crazy, isn't it?

But they say this kind of thing, It's like with Chappelle Corby. And you've got to assume it. A little bit different because she was done for a lot of drugs. I know. I know. But when the laws are there and you're in another country, like the laws are there. You just, I mean, I know everyone doesn't study the law journals

of each country before they visit them. But you should, though. You actually should. Well, yeah. Because if you're going to a country and laws are so drastically different, and as we learned with Chappelle Corby, well, it was kind of a given. But, I mean, it's still drastically different. You need to do your homework.

She should technically be dead. Yeah. Legally, she should be dead. Yes. Because it is literally she could have got the death penalty. Yeah. Which, unfortunately, that has she could have got the death penalty. Yeah. Which unfortunately, that has been the case for a few people. Have you been to Thailand?

Yes. Wonderful country. Beautiful. Wonderful people. Quite strict on certain things. And some things not so much. It's really interesting. Yeah, that's a good point.

You know what I mean? It's both ends of the scale. I've got some interesting Thai laws. Okay. So this is what we're talking about. If you're going to Thailand, here's some laws that you should know about. You should really look into. Before you visit the country. Because it is a different culture, different way of operating.

They have a monarchy that's very important over there. Yep. The king and queen. I've got five Thai laws for you. The first one, it is a criminal offence to be critical of the king and other members of the royal family. I knew that. The sentence for being caught making defamatory comments is usually three to 15 years in prison or more. Wow.

They're obsessed with their royal family. Like there is billboards of their royals everywhere around the country. Okay, another rule for Thailand. It is illegal to drive a car shirtless. What? Oh, but you can have 18 people on a scooter. As long as you've all got shirts on. As long as you've all got shirts on.

To be honest, it should be illegal to drive a car shirtless in New Zealand too. Probably. No one looks cool driving a car with a shirt off. What do you mean? No one looks cool. What if they're doing a burnout? You've got the seatbelt coming across you. What if they're chucking What if they're doing a burnout? You've got the seatbelt coming across you. What if they're chucking a mani and doing a burnout?

You're driving dad's ute. You've got the falcon ute out for the weekend. It's illegal to drive without a shirt on. Third law. These are not all the laws of Thailand, by the way. These are just a few that I've selected out. It is a punishable offence to throw chewing gum on the pavement. Yeah, I knew that too.

You won't go to prison, but the penalty is $800. Oh my God. For chewing gum. Wow. You shouldn't though. If you're coming from New Zealand, you should be a tidy Kiwi and you should know the rules and you shouldn't be sweating your... You shouldn't be doing that anyway.

It is a crime to step on any Thai currency. Really? If you see money on the ground and you stand on it, it's a punishable offence. Oh, well that's a bit ridiculous. Well, I think it's because, again, it goes back to how highly they hold their monarchy over there. Right. There's images of... Sacred.

There's images of the Thai king on there and it's a... What if you drop a coin and you need to stamp on it so it doesn't get away? That's a great point. Throw your body on it. Next minute, $800. Probably should have left the $10,000. Do you know it's illegal to destroy money in New Zealand?

Yeah, I knew that. I mean, who's doing that? You can't touch the money. You can't actually deface the money in any way as well. No, you can't. You can't draw on it. You can't burn it. You can't draw a moustache on Kate Sheppard if you want to.

Who's doing that? The final law in Thailand, these are Thai laws that you should be aware of before you visit the country. It is illegal to leave the house without underwear on. Arrest me now. Let's play some Chat Roulette. Brie and Clint's chat roulette.

This is chat roulette, where once a week we take each other's phones and we go into the contacts and we just scroll, scroll, scroll. It's like the millennial real roulette. Real roulette? Do you mean Russian roulette? Russian roulette. Yeah, well no one's

going to die, but a very awkward conversation could come up. The phone's plugged into the ZM mainframe. It's going to go live to the nation. Last week, we called an ex-family member of yours. Oh, God. Your auntie Julie's ex, Peter. Peter the cheater. Peter the cheater.

Cheated on your auntie. Awkward chat sounded a bit like this. Well, I was actually dating someone, you know, in her family and we broke up. So that was it, basically. Did it end badly? Yes and no. You know, it's a matter of perspective, I guess. And you got a not too nice email from Peter after that.

Yeah, I can't believe how much this game is ruining my life. Well, you say that. You're the one holding my phone. Yeah, it's my turn. And thank God I can get some revenge here, hopefully. There's Sharon from Jono, Ben and Sharon. Yeah, you can call Sharon if you want. Okay, let's give her a call.

Do you reckon she'll answer? Well, she'll be doing her radio show right now. Oh, true. But, hey, you never know. Let's see. Maybe their show's pre-recorded. We're about to out them. She's at the beach having a cocktail.

I'm like, aren't you meant to be doing a show? No. Hey, K***. Oh, my God. Sharon, it's Bree. Oh, trying to say K*** on your radio show. That's not great. You just said it again.

Is this live? This is live. That's not great. You just said it again. Is this live? This is live. Oh, my God. Sorry, sorry. I thought you must have been grieving alone. Oh, Shaz. What have you done?

Clint goes, yeah, give her a call. We play this game on our show called Chat Roulette where we randomly call someone out of each other's phone book and I saw your name. I thought, oh,

it should be lovely chat. And then you go saying those words on our show. I'm so sorry. I thought that he must have been driving home or something. Is this... Why would I be driving home, Sharon? Our show hasn't finished yet. We're on

the radio. Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Hey, Sharon, while we've got you, out of the show that you do now with Jono and Ben, I mean, great guys. Great guys. Would you rather do a show with Clint, my mate Clint? Do you miss him more? Well, the thing is, Clint is very loud, as you may have heard, so my ears are a little bit better.

But, I mean, if he, I don't know. I think I'd probably go with Jono and Ben, purely just because Clint's a dirty-ass traitor. Oh! Not only did he leave me for George FM, but then he left me for ZM. I mean, that would be like Jennifer Aniston taking back Bradford after he publicly cheated on her with Angelina.

Yeah, but then he's, like, got together with a hotter Pitt after he publicly cheated on her with Angelina. Yeah, but then he's, like, got together with a hotter host, and, I mean, it was a great deal, so... Oh, I know, I know. That's the thing. And isn't it annoying when your ex-husband hooks up with someone hotter than you and funnier than you? It's just the ultimate heck of the year. Can you two wrap it up?

Like, I told you you two were going to get along. Sharon, should we go for a beer after this? Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's about time we had an all-female radio show. Let's just get the losers into our own show. I love that idea. Bree and Shaz on the breeze. Sounds good. On the breeze.

We would absolutely love it. I'm going to wrap you guys up. I'm going to take this phone call. I feel like we've got a lot to chat about. You take this offline. Oh, yeah. What else do you want to know? Do you want to know how many sexual partners we have? Yes, I would love to wrap you guys up. I'm going to take this phone call. I feel like we've got a lot to chat about. You take this offline. Oh, yeah. What else do you want to know? Do you want to know how many sexual partners?

Yes, I would love to know that. See you, Shaz. Great to talk to you. No, don't turn the mic off. All right, nice to talk to you. Oh, look at that. She's gone. Well, that's rude.

Brie and Clint on ZM. Before we do anything, I need to tell you we are live on the Brie and Clint Instagram. Right now, we are live streaming what's about to happen. You don't want to miss this. This is the reason I got into radio for moments like this, Clinton Roberts. You say that when we do the dumbest shit. And you know what?

I'm not lying. Earlier in the show, in fact, 4.30, if you're a long-suffering listener of this afternoon's show, you would have heard Bree talk about her flatmate Annabelle, who's had her identity stolen. Yep. All for the purposes of soliciting wedgies for money. That was it.

There was people trying to, yeah, organize. We don't know who it is. Organize wedgies and getting paid for it. This person's using her face and profile to pay people to give them wedgies. It's a long story. We don't need to get into it. No. What we do need to get into.

You asked. I asked. The good people of our capital. Because we're in Wellington. Yeah. For the party tonight at the establishment. Yes. I said, what better thing to do in Wellington than give someone a wedgie?

You know what they call it? Wedgie Wellington. Wedgie Wellington. That's the tagline. They do say wedgie Wellington. Yeah, yeah. It's always windy and it's always wedgie. You said if anyone's willing to come in for a wedgie,

we'll give you mobile fuel for a fuel up Friday. Yeah. That's what mobile wanted us to do with their vouchers they gave us too. That's the idea mobile had. They said, can you give people wedgies and then give them fuel? One man responded to the call. One dream. One hopeful participant.

One tribute. Welcome to the show, wedgie boy. Oh, thank you. Otherwise known as Daniel. He's driven 30 minutes. Daniel's travelled from Wainui in rush hour Friday traffic just to be wedg'd.

Yeah, it took me a little while to get here, but I got here. Where does your wedgie passion stem from? What else am I going to do? You know what? Some of the best and worst things that humanity have ever achieved has started with that sentence. What else am I going to do? He literally said to us when he got here,

I've got nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon. Daniel, you're going to do? He literally said to us when he got here, got nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon. Daniel, you're going to be wedgied. We need to know this is a fully consensual wedgie. Oh yeah, full on. Can you say I, Daniel, consent to be wedgied by the Brian Clint Show? I, Daniel, consent to be wedgied by the Brian Clint Show.

And I acknowledge that I will be remunerated in mobile fuel. Whoa, whoa! Do I have to say that? Yeah. And I acknowledge that I will be remunerated in mobile fuel. Whoa, whoa. Do I have to say that? Yeah. And I acknowledge that I will be remunerated in mobile fuel. It's just illegal bits. Get them out of the way. You've got it. Don't just Ouija people break. We've got that live on the radio now, Dan.

You don't just go Ouija people willy-nilly without expecting some kind of blowback. Why say willy-nilly and wedgie in the same sentence? Now, it's going to go down live on Instagram and live on the radio. We're not going to go to a break or anything. We're going to do it now. We're doing it right now. Daniel, a.k.a. Ouija Boy, you need to decide two things.

Yep. One, would you like regular Ouija or atomic Ouija? Now, regular Ouija. We've got a deal for you. Yeah. We've got a deal. Can you give them the deal? Regular Ouija, we're willing to hook you up with a certain amount of mobile fuel. If you get

an atomic wedgie, which is where the undies rip, we will double it. Atomic. This is the other thing you need to choose. Who's your wedgier? Is it me, Clint, or is it Bree?

Who's going to be able to actually do an atomic wedgie? She's strong, mate. I can do it. I can do it. And I think I've got the height advantage because I need to get you up and I need to get you airborne.

But she's strong as well. Mate, if I'm giving you the wedgie, just so you know, I'm not holding back. Hmm. Tough choice. It depends whether you want speed. Should we scissors paper rock?

Yeah, do that. Paper scissors rock. Paper scissors rock? One game? One game. Okay, now you need to know the rules of paper scissors rock because you've got some Australian one. It goes one, two, three, show. Okay? Ready. One, two, three, show. I'm doing it.

Wedgie boy. Come around to my station. Oh, God. Now, we didn't actually check. You did wear underpants, did you? I did. Okay, he has underpants on. So just so we're clear, it needs to be an atomic, which is where the undies will rip.

Yes. And until they rip. If this fails, if I can't get through them, he'll still get this single voucher. No, then I'll give it a crack. No. Shouldn't have said crack. Okay, hands on the undies.

Oh, it's a warm undercarriage. Oh, we've got holes. All right. We've got pre-existing holes. Oh, perfect. Excellent. Makes it easy. Makes it easy to rip. Nice work, Dan.

Okay. All right, here we go. Wedgie boy, you count us down. The atomic wedgie. Three, two, one, go. Wedgie boy, you count us down. The atomic wedgie. Three, two, one, go. Wedgie! I've gone straight through the undies in one solid motion. I'm going to wet my pants.

I'm going to wet my pants. Damn, a little bit. I've got to get that out. Are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. But, damn! Those underpants... Where'd you go?

I don't think I've ever seen that. Those underpants were worn so thin that a child could have... I don't think... How long have you had those? Probably hadn't for that year. I'm crying. Underpants were worn so thin that a child could have atomic wedged you just then. How long have you had those? Probably hadn't for that year. I'm crying. I don't think you even wedged it in because they broke instantly.

Congratulations. Oh, mate. We have a heap of mobile fuel for you and the utmost respect. Thank you. Dan, we love you. What a legend. That's why we got into radio. Wedgie Wellington.

It's great to be in the capital. Brie and Clint on ZM. Clint, something in my life that I have always wanted to do, one, be in a zombie apocalypse. You want to be in a zombie apocalypse? Yeah, I think I'd be awesome in it. Do you have a survival kit? Of course I do.

Do you? Yeah, and I've got a plan too. In Auckland? You bought your survival kit over from Australia? Yep. I've got a battery-powered radio. Yep. A torch.

Actually, I'm not going to tell you what's in my survival kit. So there's an apocalypse you don't miss out on Friday jams. No, stupid. You need to get updates from the radio. Who's going to update you? Everyone knows that. If the zombies come, the first person they're going to attack is Hosking, and he's the only one doing news.

They'll be like, who's got all the money? No, there'll be recorded stuff that gets played out on the radio. Right. Yeah, anyway. Like this show. Off track. We give you all the latest civil defense updates. Look at me, on track.

Sorry, okay, yeah, so you want to be in a zombie apocalypse? And the other thing, I want to find treasure. Do you mean like pirate's treasure? Yeah, like real life treasure. Oh, yeah. Do you mind, just for me? Yeah. Like real life treasure. Oh, yeah. Do you mind just for me? Yeah. Could you refer to it as booty?

Isn't it a bounty? No, it's pirate's booty. Oh, you sure? Oh, you call it treasure, don't you? Okay, treasure. Anyway, two people have found real life treasure. Okay. This couple have gone out to an op shop.

So their parents were visiting them and they thought, what could we do? Let's go to an op shop and so their parents were visiting them, and they thought, what could we do? Let's go to an op shop, and we'll buy an old board game. We'll all sit around and play a board game. Like Jumanji. Yeah. How boring. Anyway, they bought this board game. They settled on this game.

I think Jumanji's not boring. They literally got sucked into the board game and transported to another world. No, I'm talking about playing a board game with your parents. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So they bought this game called Riddles Mind Trap. Yeah.

I've never heard of it. But they all sat down to play this game. Picture this. They're about to play. The mum picks up these set of cards, and she tries to put it into the centre console bit where it says to put them. The cards don't fit. This is the plot to Jumanji, by the way.

No, just listen. The cards don't fit. This is the plot to Jumanji, by the way. No, just listen! The cards don't fit. She finds that there's a false bottom to this section in the middle. Yeah. She pulls open the false bottom in the centre of this board game. Can you say false

bottom again? So I am listening and I'm enjoying it. Diamond rings. A ton of diamond rings. Inside a board game. Inside a false bottom of this section of this old board game they've paid $2 for at this op shop. Yeah.

You know what it'll be? What? It'll be like a wartime family. Yeah. And you have to hide their valuables. And they're like, what's the one thing they won't check? Board game. Riddle me doodles, or whatever that thing's called. Brilliant. Then they've either forgotten about it or they

died in the war. And they didn't tell anyone about it. They left them all in the will, but no one could find the rings. So, I've always wondered this with Opshot Ones. If you've purchased it. It's yours. It's yours, right? Finders Keepers. They've taken it to get it valued. Yeah.

$18,000 worth of diamonds and gold. Jeez. That is real life bloody treasure. That's the sort of stuff that makes me want to go to more op shops. And that's the thing when I'm in op shops. Like I look at the area where they stack all the crusty old paintings. And I'm like, I wish I knew something about art. Are any of these valuable?

You know, you hear those people go to the shops, and they end up getting a Picasso or a Banksy or something like that. Yeah, I know. That's what I want. That's what I bought, an old pair of shoes, and found something that wasn't treasure. What? It wasn't good.

What did you find? It was a dead mouse. Hey, although I thought you were going to say toenail, so that's probably better. Bree and Clint on Zit-In. You know when there's friends in your life where they share a story with you and then you're like, that's a bit strange. There's someone in our team, producer Ben from Christchurch,

was talking about his girlfriend and him last night going to a dinner and then halfway through his girlfriend tells him that she's there spying on her flatmate who's on a first date. Ben, welcome to the show. Hey guys, how are you? What the hell? Well, she just called me and said, do you want to get for a beer and dinner? I was like, yeah, cool, that's fine. Whatever. Dream girl. We weren't planning on doing that.

She is a dream girl, by the way. She is. She sends him beer deliveries. She literally is a dream girl. She works for a beer company. Yeah, she has unlimited girl. She works for a beer company. Yeah. She has unlimited access to free beer. And how much do I love beer? Yeah.

Honestly, lock that down. So she says, want to go out with me this evening? And you go, I'll do whatever you want, right? Yeah. Yeah, cool. I rock up. We have a few beers, a bit of food. And she said, see that girl there?

I said, oh, yeah, that's your flatmate. She's on a date. So she knew, let me get this right, it's premeditated. She knew before you guys went there that her flatmate would be there on a date? I don't think she knew, but her flatmate knew. So she's got three flatmates and one of them said, oh, the other flatmate's on a date? Yeah.

Let's go check it out. That's what I'm saying. So she went there, she took you there specifically with the intention of spying on her flatmate's date. They were right there. They knew. But the other flatmate that was on the date, she had no idea, right? No idea. Until about half an hour into the date, she turns around.

They're like, oh my God, what are you guys doing here? Because they get the safety stance of going, I like this guy, but I'm a bit unsure. Do you mind monitoring? Yeah, but it wasn't that because she didn't ask her to go. Can I say, though, also, if you're going on a date with someone and you feel like you need adult supervision... Probably shouldn't be going on the date. Trust your gut.

Go, I'm not sure this is the guy for me. You're like, but I might risk it. Look, he's got a lot of knives and he's done some time, but it's just something about his Tinder bio that really made me giggle. Just really sung to me. Because that's weird, but the normal sung to me because that's that's weird but the normal thing is for people to have that safety call you said this to us you said you've been on quite a few dates not recently because you're obviously you know taken yeah

taken um but you said you went on quite a few dates where they'd get a call halfway through the day and they just sort of pick it up or they just leave it and let it ring and i said what is that that oh that was just a flatmate or a friend just checking in. And if I needed to get out, I'd just pick up the phone. That was my get out of jail free call. Yeah. I never organized that. Am I stupid?

Well, no, I don't think so because I think it's overdone now. I don't think there's a guy out there who doesn't know what the mid-date phone call is because one, it's a very used thing and two, who's getting phone calls? Yeah, and I don't go on dates. That's probably why I haven't organized it. That too. But you know, like no one's going, oh, that's a very huge thing, and two, who's getting phone calls? Yeah, and I don't go on dates. That's probably why I haven't organised it. That too. But you know, like, no one's going, oh, that's my friend Lisa. She's giving me a call. No one's friend rings them.

Exactly. Or you go, that's Lisa. She never rings. This must be an emergency. And then you take it. Yeah, that's a good idea. Right. So what was the end result of spying?

I think, well, we left at about 9.30 and they were still there. But they came over and chatted to us at the table. I was like, oh, this is getting weird. I just want to go. And did she come home that night? I don't know. I have no idea. Why does your girlfriend feel the need to watch her flatmate's dates if she hasn't been asked to?

Maybe she's in love with her flatmate. Yeah. No. Have you checked? Because I'm assuming her room is next to the flatmate's room. Have you checked to see if there's a little peephole between the bedrooms? You should always check for the peephole. Nah, that's just rock solid advice, actually.

Yeah, if you're going home with someone this weekend, check for the peephole. Yeah, that's 101. So, Clint, I've got something. I've been let in on a little secret of how to become more. Oh, shit, I thought you said you've got something, like test results are back. It's chlamydia. No, it's not.

So, Clint, I've got the results. You can only get that once, right? Chlamydia? Anyway, moving on. I don't know. You can only get chicken pox once. Yeah, chlamydia's the same, I'm pretty sure. Right.

I'm hoping so. Have you had it? Have you had it? No, I've never had it. I don't think I have. Anyway, I want to let you in on a secret. I've read this article on a guy who's been interviewing successful people, high achievers for the last five years.

Okay. So it's a guy named Benjamin Spall. He's an American and he's been interviewing business leaders, university presidents, Olympians, fashion models, artists, all these people, and he's getting an insight about how these people work. Sure. There's one thing that he has found that they all have in common. Oh, I'm so interested in this.

Do you want to know what it is? Yeah. So it might make us maybe a little bit more successful, maybe we'll do some more exercise or achieve a bit more this year. There's one thing that you have to do that they all do. Yeah. So apparently when he asked 300 people, so all high achievers. Is this something that we can do though?

It's not like get a million dollar enema once a year. A hundred percent. This is something that anyone listening right now can do. Okay. They can change in their life to potentially make them a higher achiever. And you'll guarantee they'll become successful? No, I'm not going to guarantee that. But this is just one thing that he noticed that all 300 people had in common.

Sure. All of them wake up at a certain time. Okay. So on average, out of the 300 people, obviously they all had slightly different wake up times. But on average, to be successful and achieve a lot, you have to wake up at exactly 6.27am. That's when I get out of bed. So why aren't you high achieving then? No, I'm just kidding.

Now, Lucy's alarm So why aren't you high achieving then? No, I, hey. I'm just kidding. Hey. I'm just kidding. Now, Lucy's alarm goes off at five past six, and then I snooze. She gets out of bed, gets straight in the shower. Because I was going to say, if it's Lucy's alarm, it's different because she wakes you up. No, I go snooze, snooze, snooze, and then I'm out of bed about that exact time. Oh, I'm on the track to greatness. What time do you get up? 9.30.

9.30. Hey, mate, we're doing the same. You're not at university, mate. You're not a grumpy teenager on school holidays. You can't get up at 9.30. Hey. You're not even a night shift worker. You finish work at 7 o'clock. That's an exaggeration.

I'm exaggerating. It's usually around 9. You never reply to our group messages before o'clock. That's an exaggeration. I'm exaggerating. It's usually around 9. You never reply to our group messages before 9.30. You never reply to a single one. I think that explains a lot about us actually. I think it really does. I agree.