ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 28th 2020

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brinkland podcast, which hasn't been up for a few days because we had a long long weekend We did I've got a question for you. What do you think is the archetypal most stereotypical car that uh The what-a? Like like Archetypal Archetypal, like the Never heard of that word

Like the most stereotypical car Right That uh, um Teacher Okay Who is Like the most stereotypical car. Right. That a teacher who is... I thought you were going to say that a wanker drives. I was going to say an Audi. No. It's a very fine motor vehicle.

Oh, my God. With a five-star safety rating. Smart car for a man with a family. They ask, is it? What is the car? Your mum's perfect for this, my mum's perfect for this Anastasia's mum, Ben's mum Shall we just do what kind of car does your mum have?

Yeah, what sort of car do you think mums get? Oh, okay I'm going to say In 2020, what's a mum car? My mum loves to be up a bit higher So something like My wife's got that bug We got Lucy the small SUV range.

We got Lucy a small SUV, and then we went away on the weekend, and I was like, oh, babe, we'll take the Audi for a spin. And she goes, no, I like being up higher now. So we had to bloody take her car away. I'm telling you, that is a mum thing. She's now an official mum. Yeah.

My mum used to say that all the time. I'm going to say something like, but they don't want it too big, because then they can't park at the shopping centre. Oh, yeah. So they need it to be like, you know the small SUVs? Yeah. Like a Mazda CX-5.

Like a RAV4 back in the day. Yeah, RAV4 is what my mum has. Yeah, RAV4 is a good one. Okay, so what is it? So what's the car? Should we go RAV4? RAV4? I'm going to go the Mazda one that you just said.

I think that's what my mum has. Oh, but it's a little bit too sporty maybe. I'll go the Demio. Demio? Oh, that was my old car. That's the other direction. But you can knock a Demio. I'm going to say it is a Hyundai.

Okay. The reason I ask is mum calls me and she's been having a problem with her car. And she's been tossing up. You know when it's new car time and you don't know what sort of car you're going to get? It's like, I don't know what to get. I don't want to know what to get. She used to have a Suzuki Swift.

Oh, yeah. Great cars. Yeah, great cars. Go forever. But the dust. So dad bought her a new Suzuki Swift. Yeah, great. But she said she's never really enjoyed a Suzuki Swift.

She's had two. She never really wanted to be a Suzuki Swift. It's not what she wanted. Yeah. Anyway, she's got a new car. She's had two. She never really wanted to be a Suzuki Swift. It's not what she wanted. Yeah. Anyway, she's got a new car. She got a new car on Sunday. Oh, cool. She said no more Suzuki Swifts.

What sort of car do you think that my mum has got as her new car? Did she get a Prius? Corolla? It's a Suzuki Swift. Did she? Oh, my God. Love that for her. This is what I think.

Our mums are so different. My mum just bought a new Subaru WRX STI. Yeah, but she's been driving a Hyundai Getz. No, that was her run-around car. She only had that car because that was my nan's car. You've really blown my theory out of the water. I thought you were all going to say Suzuki Swift. No, it's Suzuki Swift.

That's a young girl, hairdresser, not to be stereotypical, but a young, I'd say early 20s car. Or a Demio. Is my mum a basic B? Maybe a little bit. Nah. No, I met her as Colleen a little bit. Is she?

No. She'll be stoked to know she's... Colleen's a sweet woman. Yeah. But no, the Suzuki Swift is not a mum car. Well, look out on She'll be stoked to know she's... Colleen's a sweet woman. Yeah. But I know the Suzuki Swift is not a mum car. Well, look out on the mean streets of Puget Cully. You have a mum car. Your car's more a mum car.

Your car? The station wagon, your car. Excuse me? I'm just saying a station wagon typically... Fits a lot in. Good for a soccer mom. Yeah. Also good for like a movie night where you can put like pillows and stuff on. Oh yeah. Ben's got a station wagon. Yeah.

I'm thinking about getting rid of it. And getting another station wagon? Possibly. Really? Once you go to a station wagon, you never go back. Yeah, I do love it. I just paid like $800 on new tyres and stuff. I'm test driving some new cars this weekend, actually.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I liked the Mazda CX, What's it called here in New Zealand? I think it's called CX2? Seven? Three. The CX3. Yeah, it's the ones that are up a bit higher,

but they're really small inside. No, they're not boy racer. Oh, okay. Maybe look into a station wagon. Yeah, they are good. Or a Suzuki Swift. I can't pull off a station wagon. I like the CX5s. The Mazda CX5s are quite nice. Do you know the key Swift. I can't pull off a station wagon. I like the CX-5s.

The Mazda CX-5s are quite nice. Do you know the key important if I were ever to buy a car? Or as a Lufan, first thing we look for. Lufan's her last name, by the way. She's not a shareholder. Oh, sorry. No, I think it sounds like she's saying as a Lutheran. As a Lutheran.

I got Lufa. You say you're a Lutheran. No, it's got to be able to tow a horse float. Well, that's CX-5s, dude. It's literally, Dad's like, what car can we get you? Do you guys know how much it costs to put a tow ball on a car? A lot. Really?

It costs a fortune, yeah. How lazy of... I don't think you could just put it on any car you want. Yeah, well, it also needs... You can put it on a lot of cars. You have to get it installed. Right. But it doesn't mean your car's powerful enough to that's exactly right yeah how lazy have horses got by

the way horses used to pull the car and now cars pull the horses wait they've done well you know what's really trippy on our farm my dad who he took over from my nunu who came over and that's not the moldaldi word for bum. That's my... Italian word for grandfather. That's Italian word for grandfather. It's still in the property. No, it's still in the property, like in this big rubbish stack.

There's all this random, you know, farm stuff. Every farm has one. Yeah. There is still the horse cart that pulled, where the horse would pull the apple carts down the apple trees. Buzzy. Crazy. Why is it in the rubbish pile?

Well, it's not really a rubbish pile. It's just like bits and pieces of everything. She made it the centrepiece of the new house. I should tell my dad to get it and put it in the ramp because my mum and dad are building a roundabout for their new house. Where you can drive in and drive out. On the other side of the moat. Pretty much. Their house is so, like, next level.

I need to see the photos. I need to see the photos. It's so lush. Yeah, I reckon they should make it, like, it's quite popular to make them a garden feature. Turn it into, yeah. Or maybe put it at the front gate. Yeah. Oh, that's popular.

Put it at the front gate with an honesty box and a small sample of apples. Oh yeah, good. That's country, isn't it? And maybe a big... Have you guys seen the sculptures that are made of completely barbed wire and they just roll it into a big ball? Yeah. They're awesome. Is that a sculpture or just like...

No, they make them as sculptures and sell them for heaps of money. Yeah, right. I'm like, I've got some Old barbed wire You want to be Rolling one of those Yeah How do you move A barbed wire ball

I'm pretty sure There's like a machine Horse float Yeah get a horse To pull it Anyway If you're in South Auckland

Look out for my mum Racing around In a very racy New Suzuki Swift I think she's stoked Did she get The sport version No she didn't get sport

But she got the one with CarPlay. Oh, that's good. That's awesome. That changes your life, that shit. Definitely. But don't stop listening to the radio, okay? We're talking to podcasters. They don't care.

They probably listen to our podcast on CarPlay right now. Oh, it's cool. Yeah. Or maybe the bus. Or on the bus. We're never discounting buslessness. Or trainlessness. Or in the bus We're never discounting buslessness Or trainlessness Or in the shower

The bus is so Actually what's the best form of public transport In everyone's opinion Train The bus Oh no ferry I like ferries Oh ferries nice

I do love the trams in Melbourne I've never used a ferry as public transport Trams are awesome public transport Hard to catch a ferry If you live inland though Yeah They don't really work Nah you choose train Oh have you guys ever

Caught the city cat In Brisbane What's that It's a catamaran And it's public transport It's so fun Oh that's cool And one time they hit

A rowing boat Early in the morning That doesn't sound fun That doesn't sound cool Everyone was okay It was foggy But still I'm waiting for the first

First fisherman Munted to get hit By one of these America's Cup boats Oh yeah that's indeed Everyone was okay. It was foggy, but still there was... I'm waiting for the first fisherman munter to get hit by one of these America's Cup boats. Those boats are terrifying. They go 100km an hour above the water. It's like a missile. It's like flying. It is flying. Basically, it is flying.

It's insane. Anyway, speaking of flying, play us out, pal. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh, whoops. Great start. Every time. And that's what a long, long weekend will do to you everybody That's what a four day weekend will do It leaves you a bit rusty

Wait, what's today? Wednesday Wednesday God, that was a good long, long weekend God, long, long weekend Long, long, long, long, long I had a couple of long, long, long, long, long, long whites over the weekend And hey, maybe you didn't even realise yesterday's show was highlights,

in which case we've been here the whole time. Don't even worry about it. Yeah, working hard. Good to be back with you, everybody. Today on the show, the COVID rain check returns. More money to give away at five o'clock. You've just got to tell us what you need that money for. What did COVID cost you?

Plus, we've got a special announcement at four o'clock. Speaking of COVID, something with our show that got cancelled. money for what did covid cost you plus we've got a special announcement at four o'clock speaking of covert um something with our show that got cancelled it ruined yeah because of covert is back because you know what we're not gonna let covert keep us down new dates and new locations but i don't want to say too much and a chance uh a chance for you guys to win some cash too. 100%. Yeah. Yeah, it's back. We'll make that announcement at four o'clock. Next on the show though, who wants free McDonald's? Who?

Is that even a question? There's free McDonald's available today. I don't know if there's any left. Is it Nuggets? Oh, please be Nuggets. It's Nuggets. Is it actually Nuggets? Oh!

I don't know if there's any left though. Okay, let's talk details next. Yeah, I'll give you the info next. Before then, is this right? Is this meant to be? Is this? Wow, we're actually doing. Did we get this on the playlist?

I think the billions of streams on TikTok, mate. Did we do this? Is this all us? Remember we played it and we're like, you should play this. And now it's getting played. Oh, no, wait. I think we've got Coast playlists, actually. Free and Clint.

I promised you free McDonald's before, and I wasn't lying. You're generous when you come back from a long weekend. What do you guys want, producers? Clint just said free McDonald's on him. No, no, no, no, no. Free McDonald's. You promised us free McDonald's. There is free McDonald's available. And to get it, actually, you'd have to leave. Click McDonald's. You promised us free McDonald's. There is free McDonald's available.

And to get it, actually, you'd have to leave. Clickbait. You'd have to go and get it. And if you do go, can you get me some? McDonald's, back in August, promised to give away one million. This is New Zealand McDonald's. One million chicken McNuggets. We talked about this on the show.

Do you remember? No, I don't remember. Did we? Yeah, we talked about it. And we were super excited about it. Then we forgot. Yeah, well, no, it's okay that we forgot because bloody COVID ruined it. So bloody COVID ruined everything.

Today, McDonald's have made good on the promise. On the deal. And they are giving away one million chicken McNuggets. If there's one thing I wish McDonald's could give away for free, it would be the nuggets. There you go. Six pack of nuggets available for free at McDonald's today if you've got the McDonald's app.

That's all you have to do. There's not a paid post for McDonald's, by the way. This is just from the goodness of my heart to you, you need to know about these free nuggets. Producer Anastasia, how do you feel about a nugget hunt? A nugget run. You love going on the nugget hunt, don't you? Yeah, I've got the app.

Do you have the app Ben can I Can you hold down the fork I'll grab a thunder Yeah A thunder for the nugget run Do you reckon I could bring in Like five phones

Five phones With the app on it And be like Oh my mates can't come They're on the radio That's not a bad idea It's been going since Nine o'clock this morning

So some McDonald's Will be out of nuggets But I just got a message From a friend Who is in Rotorua. My mate Jason just messaged and said that Rotorua Maccas just went through, got us free nuggets. You don't even have to buy anything.

It's not like buy something and show us the app and you'll get free nuggets. You just get your free nuggets. Thanks a lot, Jason. We can't get to Rotorua right now, can we? Someone can. Well, yeah, I guess someone can. Text us 9696.

Where did you just get free nuggets from and do they have more? Where's the nugget hotspots? We can spread the word about where the nuggets still are. Do you want some nugget facts about Chicken McNuggets? I love a nugget fact. Do you want some McNugget nuggets? Yeah. McNuggets arrived in New Zealand in 1985.

Before that. Jeez, what did we do before that? Yeah, no idea. What did you do when you were drunk? What do people feed their kids? Just get chips. Chicken McNuggets come in four deliberate shapes. They're not an accident that they're that shape. I did know this.

You can get the bone, the bell, the boot and the ball. What's your favourite? Probably the bone. Yeah, I think I love the ball. Right. I wonder if it's like KFC when you go through the drive-thru, if you can say like, you know, you go, no wings. Can you go?

I don't know if they can pick out the certain shapes. No boots, please. Yeah. I'm not a bootman. I don't think it really changes the flavour of the nugget. Rene Arnold, McDonald's first executive chef, created the Chicken McNugget in 1979. Wait, so did he actually create it? He created it.

Or he created... The Chicken McNugget. Right, so he created the ones for McDonald's. Oh, this is a real Chicken McNugget situation, eh? What came first, the nugget or the McNugget? Yeah. I'm going to say the nugget came first. I don't know.

And finally, in New Zealand, you can get two dipping sauces when you go through, barbecue and sweet and sour. There's only one. What's that? It's sweet and sour. Okay, when you're in America, you can get seven different dipping sauces. There's a hot one, right? You can get sweet and sour, honey mustard, chipotle barbecue, tangy barbecue, sweet buffalo, sweet chilli, honey mustard and creamy ranch.

Oh, yeah, ranch. Yeah. Ranch is so good. Did you get our nugget text? What are the hot spots? Oh, yeah, here we go. Yeah. Oh, there's so many texts coming through.

I got 18 from Macca's in Kaipoi. 18? How did you get 18? I don't know, but they're onto it. Just finished eating my McNuggets at St. James in Hamilton. Wonderful. Where else? Coastlands Macgets at St. James in Hamilton. Wonderful. Where else? Coastlands Maccas of Gotham.

Yeah. Just got some in Rolston and Christchurch. All right. Look, just the best situation we can have here is just go to McDonald's and see if you can get some nuggets. All right. Can you send us some? The balls and what are you like?

The bone. The bone. Balls and bones. Send them this way, please. That sounds wrong, eh? Bree and Clint. We had a long, long weekend. Long, long, long, long weekend.

No, just long, long. Long, long. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Long, long. Long, long. Weekend. And I got back to my country roots over the last couple of days. Did you?

Went out and stayed at this eco retreat. So no electricity. There's a fridge which is run off a battery and then you cook everything on the barbecue or a hot plate or we decided we cook a few things on one of the outdoor fires. Oh, yeah. Which was kind of cool as well. It was really, really nice to just switch off and get away from everything. We could take the dogs.

Did you switch off? Yeah, I think I did. Did you switch your phone off? I didn't switch my phone off, but I actually didn't need to because I had so much stuff to do. There was a river with a current where we got tubes and we got to jump into the tube and it was no joke that cold. But then you could go down the river in the tube and then you get out actually this is where this story was going actually so you get into the tube and you float down the river and you freeze your absolute knockers off yes and then once you get to this

certain point uh you have to get out because the proper their property ends, the people that we're staying on. Anyway. The sharks beyond that point. Yeah, sharks and crocodiles down there. But the guy that owned the place, Dave, he was so lovely. He was like, oh, just to let you know, reminded me a lot of my dad because they're country people. And he was like, oh, just to let you guys know that all the fences around here, every single one of them is electric. And I was like, sweet, great, good to know.

And if you're wit. You're over a hell of a shock. You're a conductor. Anyway, so we get to this point where there's a witch's hat and he's like, you know, that's where you get out of the water and you can walk back and you can do it again if you want to. Anyway, so we see this witch's hat and jump out. I've got my ring and I've thrown my ring over this one piece of,

it wasn't metal. It was actually rope. Right. But it was attached. So it went metal, metal, metal, like obviously whatever. On the fence. On the fence. And then this one part, like right where the witch's hat was,

it was actually a piece of rope. And I was like, oh, they've actually made this one piece. So you can go over it. So you can go over it. So you can go over it. It'll be fine. Not a big deal. Anyway, I decided to, my other mates and my partner were still in the water and they were waiting to get out and I was like, oh, here we go.

I'll scare them. So I went to grab this rope and as I've grabbed it, I've went, ah, you know how you make that. Fake electric shock. Fake electric shock. Anyway, as I've done that, as soon after I said, ah, this biggest jolt of electricity, joke, joke, went through my entire body.

And then they did not believe me. They were like, yeah, right. Yeah, classic Brie. Where's the TikTok camera? And then one of them went to touch it and I was like, I'm not joking you. If you touch that, you will singe every hair off areas you don't want to be singed.

And that, I hope, in there is a lesson for you, someone who spends their life looking for opportunities to prank people. People don't believe you anymore. Like, you could be under the wheel of your own car and you go, help! My internal organs are being squeezed out my own butt. And they'd go, yeah, right, Brie.

I mean, that sounds funny. Let's talk more about that prank. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Melania Trump's body double has struck again. Yes, guys, everyone's talking about this. In fact, it was trending on Twitter internationally about Melania's alleged

body double, where they've got this model that looks like Melania, same hair, same body, same height, that pretends to be Melania, so maybe because Melania may not want to be with the president herself. Who knows? But it's going everywhere and I want you to go online today and Google the latest fake Melania and I think you

can see that the face, the smile is different, as in she's actually smiling. That's a giveaway. Definitely copy her. That's got to be great. But then it brought the question to me today earlier on the radio. It was like, who do other celebrities do this? And yes, they do.

One of my friends is Kevin Hart's security body double. So it's a real thing. This is a real, real thing. Wait, he's the body double for Kevin Hart or for Kevin Hart's security body double. So it's a real thing. This is a real, real thing. Wait, he's the body double for Kevin Hart or for Kevin Hart's security? No. He is the body double for Kevin Hart. So there's the same height, same body. Yeah.

Yeah, but you can go to his Instagram. His Instagram is IamSantoine. He's IamSantoineMcRae, and he is Kevin Hart's security body double. So what happens is when they're leaving a hotel, Sam's one will have the big hat and the glasses. The decoy. A dramatic decoy. It's a real thing.

A friend of mine used to be Katie Marsh's. It's a real thing in Hollywood. You know, I'm Ellen's. You're an incredibly convincing Ellen, too. That is brilliant. You do it great. I believe it. Every time I see you, I double take, and I'm like, oh, shit, I thought it, too. That is brilliant. You do a great job. I believe it. Every time I see you, I double take and I'm like, oh, shit, I thought it was Ellen.

That's fascinating. You'd want to have one or two jokes up your sleeve as Kevin Hart's body double, you know, in case you ever got stopped and they're like, Kev, tell us something funny. You're like, uh, uh, uh, uh. I love always hearing about those people that were like, you know, they were Mel Gibson's bum in a certain movie. You know what I mean? Where that's a real job.

Yeah. Which is pretty cool. The latest Melania is not very good, I don't believe. It's a completely different mouth. It's different teeth. It's a nose, I think, for me. And Bree's theory is that's because Melania has left Donald Trump. But, I mean, we can only hope.

Mark my words, I feel like if Donald Trump doesn't go back in, there's nothing keeping her there with him. No, why would you, right? She's out. Yeah. All right alright that's the latest thanks to Whitecliffe College you can study art design fashion

and technology with Whitecliffe speaking of back the elusive Canterbury Black Panther is back I've heard of the Pink Panther yeah no

not that one superhero no not that Black Panther either a real life Wakanda forever Black Panther. Yeah, no, not that one. Superhero. No, not that Black Panther either. A real life. Wakanda forever. Black Panther. Possibly.

Possibly, I like how you say that. Or just a regular domestic house cat. Or. I mean, possibly. Or a black lab. Possibly. That's running fast. Since 1990, there have been multiple spottings of what people are calling the Canterbury Black Panther.

There are photos, but like any elusive urban legend, none of the photos are very good. A bit like Bigfoot. The latest spotting was made over the weekend near Hamner Springs, just outside of Christchurch. Who was it spotted by? It was spotted by Christchurch osteopath Mark Orr, who was mountain biking on the Perseverance track.

And he swears to God that he saw the Canterbury Black Panther. I heard Mark Orr loves to have a few coal ones before he goes down the mountain. Don't you dare besmirch the good name

of Mark Orr. It cracks open a few coldies. I'm going to play you a clip of Mark and you can hear in his voice whether you think it's like. How drunk he is.

And then I'll show you the picture and then you can decide once and for all if you think we've found the Canterbury Black Panther. Okay. So here's Mark speaking

to Radio New Zealand. Oh, there is no chance that was a dog. None at all. You know, there's nothing in it for me to go around telling people that I saw something and I didn't

but it was definitely a big cat. There's no doubt about it in my mind anyway. No doubt about it. Not a slither of doubt in Mark's mind. Now I'll show you the Black Panther.

Producer Ben, if you could bring the Canterbury Black Panther up on the screens. And you can Google this, folks, the latest sighting. Is this the photo Mark has taken? It is. It is, okay. So there he is. There's the Canterbury Black Panther. This is actually a video.

And you can see the Black Panther there in the distance. That's not enough to convince you? That looks like a tiny cat or dog. He said he was 100 metres away from it. Because you want to tell someone to get close. If they're near the Canterbury Black Panther, you want to go up there and get a selfie with it so we can settle this once and for all.

But then again, it is a Black Panther. Definitely an animal. Yeah. But I don't think I would not look at that and go, oh, that's a Panther. I just want to ask our Canterbury contingent here, because both of our producers are actually from Canterbury. First of all, do you guys want the Canterbury Black Panther to be real? Because that's something as Cantabs you guys want.

I think it'd be nice to have. Yeah. I don't wantabs, you guys want? I think it'd be nice to have. Yeah. I don't want to see it or meet it, but it'd be nice to have it. Anything but good publicity. Good publicity? Yeah. And second of all, you've lived in Canterbury most of your lives. Yes.

Do you believe in the Canterbury Black Panther? Absolutely. You do? Yeah, I think it's out there. Yeah. Whether it's as big as everyone thinks it is, that's different. They're definitely, yeah. That's enough.

They don't even. Seriously, how much moonshine have you guys had today? Bree and Clint. A girl named Colleen Cameron has gone viral on TikTok after she posted a video of her taking over her older sister's room because her older sister moved out, so she moved into the bigger room. Such as the circle of life. Exactly.

But that's not why she went viral. She went viral because the older sister has left the room for her younger sister in complete disarray. Yeah. There was just rubbish and stuff everywhere. So you want it, you clean it. Pretty much. You have to work for it.

And there was one particular thing where people are very focused on how disgusting what the older sister left in the room was. Okay. Colleen found multiple dozens of bottles filled with urine. Oh, what the hell? Oh, I thought you were going to say hair or dirty undies or something like that. Yeah, rather dirty undies, eh?

Bottles of urine? Apparently. So this room is located in the basement of this house. So this is in America. Yeah. And apparently her older sister claims. Don't say it was too far to go to the toilet. No, her older sister claims that it was actually her boyfriend

who couldn't be bothered to go upstairs and go to the toilet because I was wondering. I mean, I'm a female. Yeah. And I saw how small the plastic bottles were and I was like, well, that's not achievable for us females. I've never thought about that. Not achievable whatsoever. What is the smallest mouth drink bottle you could get into?

Why are you asking me this? What, in an emergency? Like you've got a metal, the very standard reusable drink bottle there, which is bigger than like a Coke bottle opening. Could you go in there? It's pretty unpredictable. Right. I'd say you'd be touch and go. Right.

But, I mean, that makes sense. Apparently, yeah, the sister's boyfriend would stay over all the time and then he would just wee into bottles. You know those bulk dishwashing liquid, dishwasher powder jugs that you can get? Yeah. One of those? Probably.

Yeah, I reckon I'd probably be up for the challenge. Well, then I believe her that it was the boyfriend who was drinking bottles of urine down there. But whose job is it to get rid of that urine? Clearly it's the boyfriend's, but he hasn't done it. He's gone. So who does the job fall to after that? It's definitely older sister's job to get rid of her boyfriend's bottles of urine.

She should be definitely touching the bottles of urine. Yuck. That's off, isn't it? It made me think about, you know. Who can be bothered? Because I suffer from this, especially if I've had a few beers. Can't be bothered to get up to go to the toilet. I just can't be bothered getting out of bed.

So what do you do? Just hold it. I've got an iron bladder. I just hold it. This guy. Have you ever held it and then went back to sleep and accidentally didn't hold it? No, not for a long time. A couple of years, eh?

This guy, though, can be bothered getting up and getting a bottle, but can't be bothered going all the way to the toilet. And there's like a ton of them in the room. Oh, that's grim. That is grim. It's very grim. Yeah. I thought we could

do something a bit different this afternoon. And I mean, I feel like a lot of people, you can remain anonymous, but I want to ask people like, what did you find in someone's room? Oh yeah. Like, and we're talking about flatmates, might be a boyfriend or a girlfriend, you know, like you go over to your partner's room for the first time and you're like, what is this ball of hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something. I don't know.

Do they have a jar of their own toenails? Leaning tower of dirty plates in their room. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, $800 in him. What did you find in their room? You can also text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. A woman or a girl has called out her sister on TikTok after she took over her room after her sister moved out of the house and she found tons and tons of bottles filled with wee. Yeah. Yeah, that's off, isn't it? It's so off. She said it to her boyfriends, but that doesn't help.

She was still, even if it was bottles of your boyfriend's pee from when he stayed over. Put it in the bin. You're still living in a room filled with bottles of pee. Like, and if you watch this video, it is not just, it's not like one. Yeah. It's like a lot. We've got an issue, because we asked you, what did you find in their room? In a flatmate's

room, in your sister's room, in your partner's room. And they're all very inappropriate. They're so rotten. But I've got a good laugh out of it. Yeah, no, we have. We have. And it's very funny. So thank you for all those messages.

The problem is we can't read any of them. I know, but, you know, I still appreciate them. We'll try and do our best to, you know, talk through code. Yeah, filter through what you can. Someone said that they went to a hotel and they found a certain type of toy behind a bedside table. Yeah. And they got a massive room upgrade. The toy shakes.

Yeah. It's a fun toy. No. But good on you for getting a room upgrade. This text was also pretty funny. Someone said, my old flat mate had painted every wall green, lit the carpet on fire and was growing weed in her

wardrobe. Yeah, right. Okay. You found a lot of stuff in her room, didn't you? Yeah, a party in that room. Why didn't they light the carpet on fire? I don't know. Maybe they were trying to build some sort of Hide the evidence. Yeah. I don't know. Bonfire. Weird, isn't it? the evidence. Yeah. I don't know. Bonfire.

Weird, isn't it? Hot box. Maybe. And this is pretty good too. Someone said, a few years back, one flatmate was moving out. We were helping dismantle his waterbed. We found a pair of the other flatmate's underwear under the water bladder. And guess who the other flatmate was?

Dot, dot, dot. It was me. So wait. So some flatmates have went into one of the guy's rooms and they were helping move his waterbed, which I mean, let's just breeze past the fact why did he have a waterbed. We've talked about this. Why did he have a waterbed?

Because it's a wonderful ergonomic bed. No, horrible decision. Anyway, so then they pulled the bed out and there was a pair of female underwear there. Yeah. And they belonged to her, the person who texted us in. So there's two, we don't know the actual outcome of this. One, she's done a midnight visit and she's-

I'm assuming from the tone of the text. And then she's put like palm emoji. Yeah, but the other option is that he's stolen a pair of her knickers and taken them for a cruise on the waterbed. I'd like to think it's not that. He does own a waterbed. We all like to think

that. Stop casting your dirty aspersions on waterbed owners. We're good people, okay? I mean, I'm not one anymore. Yeah, buy one. You should buy a new one. Don't worry, I'm looking. I'm just going to convince my wife. Brie and Clint.

I got a DM over, actually to this morning, a DM Brie. Oh, who slid into the DMs? Someone called Tui. Oh, wait, your daughter. She can't text. Yeah, no, it wasn't her. It was someone else called Tui. And she joins us on the phone now.

Good afternoon, Tui. Hello. Hey, Clint. Tui, stop sliding into Clint on the phone now. Good afternoon, Tui. Hello. Hey, Clint. Tui, stop sliding into Clint's DMs. He's married. Please, sorry, Tui. My bad. No, Tui needs romantic help, and I think we're the team to give it to her.

So I'm going to read you this message that Tui wrote us, because I think it's perfect. Oh, it's for us. Is it a proposition for both of us, is it? No, it's a cry for help. It's a cry for help, isn't it, Tui? Yeah, I need some assistance. Alright, let's hear it. Here it is. Yo, Clint,

can you and Bree please help me find the love of my life? He was a military worker working at a quarantine facility yesterday when I dropped off some fire trucks for my little brother. It was about 3pm.

His voice was deep and gentle. Actually, we need some music for this bit. Here we are. His voice was deep and gentle. Although neither of us could act right, he managed to ask me if my three-year-old brother had called reception yet to ask about the toys. I had sun's on my head but I chose to squint at him instead through the blinding glare. I felt like a teenager. It was so

hot and he had sleeves rolled up just a little bit showing his full sleeve tattoo. He wore an army beret and a black watch on his left arm. The interaction was so charged, I thought I was having a panic attack when I got back to my car. I've been single for three years, you know, doing the mahi and learning about myself. Yeah, good for you. So it takes a lot to get my attention but I haven't stopped thinking about his energy and his eyes. I wish I'd asked him his name

instead of bowing to him and thanking him for the good work that he does in the community. Please help me find him so the butterflies in my stomach can be set free. Please help me find him so the butterflies in my stomach can be set free. Please help me find him so I don't become an army recruit and enlist in the New Zealand military for all the wrong reasons.

Tui or Tuirela, should I say. I mean, I'm hooked. And you know, Clint, we've done this a few times on our show where we help bring people together using the power of radio. And I'm keen to it. I want to find this guy. I want to see if it's love. Yeah. If we can find him,

will you be brave enough to make the first move and ask him out on a date? A hundred percent. I went back to the quarantine facility today to see if I could find him. No, this is the problem, Tui. You're not allowed to hang around quarantine facilities. Look, I did forget a couple of fire engines and a couple of police cars. She had to go back.

I did her a purpose. She had to go back. Tui, let us do the heavy lifting. We will track him down, and hopefully this will be the love story that we all need in 2020. So can we confirm a couple of details? What city did this happen in? It happened in Auckland City.

And are we allowed to say what quarantine facility it was? I don't think it can hurt. I don't think it's, I think it's fine. Right. I think it would be quite helpful. Yeah, I think that's good. Which one was it, Tui? The M Social on the waterfront.

The M Social on the waterfront in Auckland. See, narrows it down. We're looking for a hot military guy with tattoos, which I think is all military guys. Full sleeve. What colour were his eyes, Tui? Do you remember? I think that they were like a blue-green colour.

Okay, oh yeah. That's quite nice. He sounds quite tasty. If you know a blue-green colour. Okay, oh yeah. That's quite nice. He sounds quite tasty. If you know a military man who fits that description, he's been at the M social doing his job. By the way, he hasn't done anything untowards here, just doing his job. Tui desperately wants to meet up with you.

Tui, have you ever thought about writing erotic novels? Oh my gosh, they would be a salad. They would be salad. They would fly off the shelf. Tui, have you considered checking yourself into managed isolation at the M Social? Good idea. Any leads? Our DMs are always open.

You can go Bree and Clint or you can text us as well on 9696. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I've got exciting news for people in the dating game. Oh, yeah? Especially people on the dating apps. Oh, yeah? Because Tinder are launching a new feature.

Oh, fantastic. I mean, they've launched everything lately, haven't they? Have they? They've tried to jazz it up. They've tried, you know, they tried Tinder friends. What's Tinder friends? Is that where you hook up with your friends? You don't hook up with your friends, but you can make friends.

Ah. Is that Tinder friends or is that Bumble friends? I don't know. It happens. Stop trying to pretend you're Ebbers for making friends. It pisses me off so much when I see that. No, it is. Stop pretending it's a networking thing.

You can make friends. One of my friends. Friends with benefits. One of my friends actually went on to Bumble Friends and she thought she was just on normal Bumble. Anyway, she met up for a date. Oh, no. The other person thought it was a friend date

and it got really awkward halfway through. That's what I'm saying. Make different apps. It's fine to have a friending app because people need friends, but don't do it on the Tinder one. Yeah, because then it gives cheaters an excuse when their partner finds it on their phone. Yeah, you're like, I was just looking for friends.

Oh no, I was just making some friends. Anyway, new Tinder feature. New Tinder feature. So this is being launched very soon and it's video chatting within the app. Oh, terrifying. Nah. Which makes me feel very

uneasy. I'm not a tinderer. I missed that. I love a good banter session with messages back and forth because you've got time to think about it. You've got time to think about a reply. Yeah, you can Google how to spell some words. You don't have to look good.

No. It's easy. It's there. It's accessible. But then when you bring video chat into it. And some people are video chatters. Some people just love the opportunity to get on a video chat. So they'll match you and then two or three words have gone back and forth

and then they start video calling me. And you're like, oh, my God, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. You know what it is really good for, and they actually talk about this as well, it's really good for taking out, you know, people being catfished. Yep. Because that would happen quite a lot.

But if you're video chatting and as soon as they say, oh, my camera's not working, then you know they're a catfish. Whose camera doesn't work, eh? Not in 2020. I'm sorry. It's not a thing. Yeah, or if they say, my phone doesn't have a camera. And who's making friends on Tinder?

Oh, hit it off, Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually calmer as a little bee because Google actually went down in the middle of the segment last week, but not this week, guys. Stable. We're back on. Stable.

We've got Google working. And if you haven't heard this before, it's where Clint, the producers, take on someone on the phones to see who is the fastest Googler. Sandy's up this week. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hey, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How do you go on the Google? Oh, not bad. I'll try and give it a go. Yes, Sandy. I'm rooting for you. I'm always on your side, okay? Now, I need to know, are you Googling on a laptop or a phone this afternoon?

I've got my laptop. Perfect. That's what I like to hear. That means the producers and Clint get to Google on a laptop as well to keep it fair. We use what you use, so. Exactly right. So the aim of the game, I will read out the questions. You have to Google as fast as you can.

First person to yell out the correct answer, that is the top answer on Google, will receive a point. First person to three points wins the game. All right? And if it's you, Sandy, you get to take home some mobile fuel, okay? All right. Here we go. Good luck, everybody.

Question number one. Currently, how many American Pie movies exist? Everyone. Sandy? Anastasia wins the point. You don't need to buzz in. Sandy, I'm so sorry. Yeah, just yell out the answer as soon as you have it.

Okay, Sandy, don't yell out your name. I sounded really mean there. Sorry, Sandy. What did you say? She said four. Is that the correct answer? I'm pretty sure that's what Google says. Oh, no.

That's not the answer. That's definitely not right. There's three with just the wedding. No, so that's not including spin-offs. Right. American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, and American Reunion, all a part of the American Pie franchise. All right, okay.

Fine, yeah, we'll get it. So Anastasia wins that point. There's like 10. Sandy, just yell out the answer as soon as you have it, okay? Don't worry about your name. Come on, mate. I'm vouching for you. Okay.

Question number two. How many dogs currently live on planet Earth? Here we go. Everyone's Googling. 900 million. 900 million. Producer Ben got it. That is a point to Producer go. Everyone's Googling. $900 million. $900 million. Producer Ben got it. That is a point to Producer Ben.

Nice work, mate. Nice work. Also, if you think you know the answer and you're confident, you can yell it out without Googling. Got it. That is in the rules. All right, here comes question number three. One point to Anastasia, one point to Producer Ben.

What is the emergency services number in Australia? 111? Clint, 911. Triple zero. Anastasia's got the point. She needs one more for the win. Come on, Sandy. You can come back.

Come on, mate. Here comes questions. Sandy's happy to be here. I love Sandy. She's great. Okay, here we go. What is Donald Trump's birth date? 14th of June, 1946.

Anastasia's got it. She's got all three, and that is how you do Google Ads. Sorry, Sandy. That's right. I love your energy. I'm giving you the fuel anyway, mate. You're great. Wait, she got no points.

Yep, and sometimes, you know, that's the secret number of points to get. Google loves a try. Sandy, fuel coming your way, mate. Google down. Back next week. Look, to give you a little bit of background on me, my partner and I, we've been together for a year and a half-ish, something like that. And over that year and a half, there's been multiple instances where people have mistaken us for sisters.

Really? Yes. Not just one occasion, multiple occasions, which we've kind of brushed it off and thought, oh, we both have long brown hair. And to be honest, I'm taking it as a compliment because... She's good looking. Absolutely. So I'm like, that's a win for me.

So I'm like, you know, pretty happy about that. Yeah, yeah. And you're all right too, sorry. Yeah, geez, come on. Anyway, so this has been happening quite often. And even more so recently, and I'm thinking, wait a minute, am I just dating a hotter version of myself? Yeah.

Anyway, which I'm like, that's a bit weird. Anyway, something happened over the weekend, which I do believe we were involved in the legal act. Okay. And I do think this 100% confirms our deepest fears. Okay, all right. And this is on the record? This is on the record.

So over the weekend, obviously a long, long weekend for us, my partner and I, we decided we'll go get some beers, we'll go get some drinks. So you're going to say we're going to get a DNA test? No. We're going to get a few drinks. Anyway, you know, we'd been in the car for a while and I was driving and she offered, she goes, oh, I'll go get the drinks. I'll jump out and run into the bottle.

I know what you've done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said, oh, I've got the drinks. You paid for them last time. Take my wallet and just, you know, the code and stuff. Just pay for them on my card. She goes, yep, easy. Anyway, she comes back out like 10 minutes later.

She's got the drinks. She goes, so something just happened. And I was like, what? She goes, I was just asked for ID, didn't have my wallet. She's like, I panicked. And so I just handed your ID over. Yeah, I knew it. Person at the Bottle-O did not bat one eyelid. Yeah.

Put it through the checkout. Yep, thumbs up. Do you have a New Zealand or Australian driver's license? New Zealand. Wow. Did not even bat an eyelid. We're both the same height. Yeah.

I mean, she's about four sizes smaller than me. You can't see that in an ID photo. No. My face is definitely bigger, but yeah, apparently we look enough alike that we can use each other's IDs. That's disturbing. Isn't it? Yeah. It's worrying. Very worrying. So

the illegal act was the using of each other's ID or is it... No, she's also 17. Is it the sleeping with a family member? No, she's also 17 as well. I reckon I look a bit like my wife. You wish you did. No, I do, yeah. I reckon I look like, I reckon we could pass for brother and sister.

Why are you excited about that? That makes me concerned. It should be for the same reason as you, mate, because she's hot. No, I'm still concerned. Even though I'm like, oh, compliment. I'm like, that's weird. Yeah, okay, I'm concerned too then. No, you're not.

Yeah, I'm real concerned. Look at you. You're like, I think Lucy and I look the same. What are we concerned about? Oh, that we might be related. Yeah, right. It's a minor concern. There is a weird psychological phenomenon that I think subconsciously

you're attracted to people that remind you of yourself. Maybe. Well, maybe. It's gross. It's weird. It's a bit self-indulgent. Yeah, I like myself. Isn't it a bit self-indulgent to be like, oh, they look like me.

Pretty hot. Yeah, but as long as you don't say it out loud. As long as you don't go, I'm looking for someone who looks like me. It's a bit hard when every person that we meet says it out loud for us. They can say it. As long as you don't say it, it's fine. It's always awkward too because we're like, ah, no, we're not sisters.

We're lovers. Yeah. And then it makes it really awkward for them. 0800 dials at him, do you look like your partner? Yeah. Do you look like the person you're dating? Do you guys look related? And do people comment on it?

Yeah. Yeah. 0800 dials at him or you can text us on 9696 i feel like uh this is super relatable uh as uh my partner and i get uh mistaken for being sisters all the time a lot of people on the text machine saying that they feel my pain on this um and we've asked you this afternoon do you and your partner look alike and uh do people think you're related yeah um so many funny texts on this the worst ones there's one where let me just read this out my older sister got mistaken as our dad's wife

so the person thought my older sister was our mum. Devastating. Oh, she's here. She's on the phone. She's on the phone. Can we talk to Jess? Hi, Jess. Jess.

I'm here. How are you? Good, Jess. What did your sister feel like when she got mistaken as your mum? My dad's mouth pretty much hit the floor. Yeah. Wouldn't have that been a compliment to your dad? Because he would have been like, oh, well, they think that I can get a younger, you know, a lot younger woman.

Yeah, and my older sister always took it as a message. Yeah, she would. They'd be like, sir, this girl's young enough to be your daughter. And she's like, I am. Okay, who do you want to go to first? Let's go to Kim. Okay, Kim. Hi, Kim. Okay, who do you want to go to first? We've got... Let's go to Kim. Okay, Kim. Hi, Kim.

Kim, are you there? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. How are you? Good, thanks, mate. Do you and your partner look alike? Yeah, I was just saying, when we were looking for a house to get in with my partner at the time,

we got mistaken as twins. Twins? By the real estate agents and me and her used to go back home twice and who's the hottest. And it was me. Yeah, well, congratulations on that. Do you look like twins or is the real estate agent a bit of a dungy?

It wasn't just the one. It was about a few of them that thought we were twins. They're like, oh, twins going for a home together. And we're like, yeah. You're like, weird, this house has only got one bedroom. Do you get frustrated sometimes, Kim? Pardon, what was that? Do you get frustrated sometimes that people just assume that, you know,

that you're related and you're not? Actually, I love it because I love bumming them out. What, when you break into them? I like the look on their faces. And you're like, no, actually, we're lovers. Well, what part of New Zealand are you guys from? Christchurch. Oh, yeah, okay, sweet.

Big enough gene pool that you're not in danger of the branches of the family tree crossing over. No, I would say a few places in New Zealand I'm not from, but I better not. Kim, thanks for calling in. Say hello to your twin for us, okay? Dean's here. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hiya. Say hello to your twin for us, okay? Dean's here. Hi, Dean.

Hi, Dean. Hiya. Do you look like your partner, Dean? When we were dating and when we first got married, we were told a few times that we did, yeah. What do you think it is? Like what similar features do you have? Last name.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs. Dean, does a part of you think that you set out to find someone to date that looks a bit like yourself? I don't know. I just always liked girls that had long legs, blonde hair and blue eyes. Do you have long hair as well? I did back then. Yeah.

You sound like an Adonis. I rocked a mullet back in the day. What can I say? I love that, Dan. Sounds like you got good taste. Let's go to, oh, that was Dean. Sorry, let's go to Dan. Hi, Dan.

Hey, Bree. Do you get mistaken or do you and your partner get mistaken as being related? Yeah, long story short, my partner and I were at, hey, we went to Widianga for lunch. We were dressed for a cold winter. It was a nice day. He whipped into the St. John's store and grabbed a polo shirt,

which said Mercury Bay on it. Thought nothing of it. Went to the supermarket, commented to the checkout operator how I can't stand the party law because often Mike doesn't have his ID and then they won't serve me. And she looked at me and she said,

well, I wouldn't have a problem with that. I said, oh, cool. Why is that? She's like, well, clearly he's your son. No. Your boyfriend got mistaken for your son? Yeah, and I was pretty devil about it. But then we found out that Mercury Bay was a school

and he'd accidentally picked up a secondhand school shirt. He was wearing a school uniform. How young looking is your boyfriend? How much younger than you is your boyfriend? Well, it's not really something I discuss in public, but because this is faceless, I'll tell you the truth. And it's 13 years. Oh, yeah.

Hey, that's not too bad. No, but I went to Queenstown a couple of days ago and we're going down to Steamer Wharf, one of the restaurants there for a meal, and the bouncer ID'd Mike, and he was looking for his ID, and the bouncer looked at me and said, don't worry, mate, I can see you with your dad. Again. Again.

So I can't blame it on the school uniform. Well, 13 years apart, you were a very young father. And good to see you guys have still got such a strong bond. Yeah, it's really nice, isn't it? Bree and Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. That's brand new Ariana Grande. It's called Positions.

I like it. She goes full Mariah Carey in the background at the end there. Ariana Grande, I reckon, expect a lot from her in the next however long. You mean, are you right? No, like her last album was like, to be honest, I felt like she couldn't top it. But I feel like there's a lot more coming. There's so many artists who I think have just been holding back this year

because they can't tour. Lorde, Adele. So they're like, what's the point of putting out my album yet? Ariana. And I think there's this huge backlog of music that is just about to come out like a tidal wave. There's new Justin Bieber dropping all over the place. Ed Sheeran, has he got anything coming?

I feel like Ed Sheeran's constantly on sabbatical. Isn't he doing kids now? Well, I mean, he's done so much. Oh, I'm not saying he doesn't deserve a break. Yeah, give him a break. Go on. Lazy. He's lazy.. It's my birthday. Three and close. Lazy. Birthday banger.

He's lazy. I mean, what has he done? What has he even done? It's not like he does the show by himself in an arena or anything. This is Birthday Banger where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song on your actual birthdays on your 16th. Lucy, hi.

G'day, Lucy. Hello. How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Very good. Lucy, hi. G'day, Lucy. Hello. How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Very good. Thanks, Lucy. Do I detect an accent? No, I'm a Kiwi. Oh, right. No, my mistake. Hello, Lucy. Lucy, are you from London? I wish. No. All right, Lucy, let's do your birthday bang. What's your birthday? 24th of January, 1996. All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 24th of January. And on that day, this was number one.

There's an accent for you. Jessie J. It's me, Jessie J. Jessie J, Domino. I was dating Channing Tatum. That's definitely not bad. It's not bad. I like that. It's an absolute banger and uplifting song.

Sounds good. Get one for Laura. Hi, Laura. G'day, Laura. Hi. How are you travelling today? Not bad. How about you guys?

Yeah. You know, we've had a long, long weekend, so we're just... We're not allowed to complain. We're loving it, Laura. Best day of the year. What's your birthday, mate? 24th of April, 1990. Right.

You were 16 in 2006 on the 24th of April. And the mid-2000s produced this number one hit. Tony, my man, only thinks about the... You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at you. You got real big brains hit Black Eyed Peas Black Eyed Peas Not too bad Oh no Pussycat Dolls

Pussycat Dolls And I want to say Beep Will.i.am Will.i.am Will.i.am And the bit that got me is Beep

I was like B-E-P Black Eyed Peas Laura What do you think? It's okay. It's all right, eh? Yeah. I like that song.

Yeah. It's not going to beat Domino though. Sorry, Laura. Sorry to be so matter of fact. Bridget. Bridget, hi. Hi. How are you traveling, Bridget?

Yeah, good, thank you. How are you? Yeah, good, mate, good. What's your birthday? 29th of August, 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 29th of August. And Bridget, here's your birthday bag. Oh, Bridget.

Here on the Bree and Clint show, we absolutely love 2000's soft rock. It's good stuff. We love it. They need to bring it back. We love Lighthouse. Brie loves Nickelback. I don't mind. I'm not in the exact same category. I mean, Kings of Leon I love. Yeah, they got pretty soft for a bit.

Hinder. I like Hinder. You know, would we throw Evanescence in a weird sub-category? Yeah, they're an emo Soft Rock band. Bridget, what do you think? I'm a pop kill myself, but I don't mind that. That's fine. That's all we need to hear.

It's a banger. Yeah. Didn't even have to talk about it. You've just won birthday banger, Bridget. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Belted Bridget. Let's go. Desperate for changing Starving for truth

I'm closer to where I started I'm chasing after you I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moon and here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moon here with you Forgetting all I'm lacking Completely incomplete

I'll take your invitation. You take all of me now. I'm falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I've been wanting. I'm standing here until you make me move. I'm made up, I'm over here with you. I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running in a crash, where to go? And I don't know what I'm diving into

Staying by a moment here with you There's nothing else to lose There's nothing else to find There's nothing else to lose. There's nothing else to find. There's nothing in the world that can change my mind. There's nothing else. There's nothing else There was nothing else There was nothing else I'm desperate for changing, starving for truth.

Closer to where I started, chasing after you. I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move But maybe if I'm only here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running in a crush, where'd you go? And I don't know what I'd have to be in town ZDM, Brian Clint. We're here by a moment We're here by a moment here with you ZM, Brie and Clint. Rock on, baby.

It's the fray. No, it's not. It's Lifehouse, A Hand by a Moment. The fray was included in that, though. The fray is definitely in there. The fray was a good time. What fray songs do we have in here? Only all the fray songs.

How good's the fray? Oh. The fray's in there. You know who else is in there? Oh, we're going to say the same one at the same time? I don't know. If we do, we'll become best friends forever. Three, two, one.

The Scrip? Snow Patrol. Oh, it's the Scrip. Snow Patrol's very good. Snow Patrol's good. Yeah. Who else is in that category? This is our 2000 soft rock penchant that we have.

And hopefully you share, because we're about to punish you with some real soft rock. I need to give a mention to the Kiwi band. Yeah. Evermore. Oh, Evermore. How good was Evermore? Actually, bugger the script. I'm going to find some Evermore. Hang on. Evermore Oh Evermore How good was Evermore Actually bugger the script

I'm going to find some Evermore Hang on Evermore Play that really massive song of theirs Yeah it was this song right here Light Surrounding You It was the TV One theme song for a while God this is good stuff

Yeah Actually Evermore had the chance Oh, this is good stuff. Yeah. Actually, even more had the chance to be soft rock global superstars, I think. I mean, maybe an unpopular opinion. Yeah. But they all sound fairly similar. 100%. 100%, that's what we like about them. Someone just texted through Matchbox 20.

Oh, Matchbox 20 created the category. What's the Matchbox 20 song? Oh, the song is, hold on. 3AM. Yes. Yeah, right. God, there's so many. There's a radio station in this.

There's definitely a radio station in 2000's soft rock. Would people listen to it? I would. I would. I'd be keen. Maybe Ross wants to replace Friday Jams on Fridays with Softrock Thursdays.

Softrock Thursdays. Would you listen to it? 9696, would you listen to Softrock Thursdays? Someone just said, what about Yellow Card? Yellow Card are a bit hardcore. They're still in there. They're heavy metal compared to Matchbox 20.

How do we feel about, you know, Avatar 2? Are we excited? Is the vibe up there? Because it's, I mean, it's coming soon. 2022. Oh, God. Yeah. That movie's been coming for like 25 years.

It's actually been coming for 13 years, which is how many years since the first one? When the first one came out, we all went out and got 3D TVs. We were like, this is the future. I didn't fall for that crap. And now Avatar 2 is coming. We've all got rid of our 3D TVs. Are we going to have to get more 3D TVs?

No way. That stuff never was good. Yeah. You know what I used to avoid? You know when you go to the movies and they'd be like, come and watch it in 3D? I'd be like, why would I pay to come and watch it when it's crap? Yeah, no thanks.

2D for me. 2D. Yeah. I'll save $3 and I won't get a headache. 2D isn't plenty and enough. I want to talk about Avatar 2 though because there's some news that's come out about Avatar 2. And this is like mind-blowing to me.

You know Kate Winslet is in Avatar 2? Is she? Yeah. Did you know that? No, but it's James Cameron and he did Titanic. So he's got her on speed dial. True. That makes sense. Because I think Sigourney Weaver was in the first one. And then now I think, yeah, Kate Winslet's going to be in number two. This is crazy. So a lot of the scenes and a lot of the stuff that they've done, they had to film a lot of it, you know, in suits and underwater and, you know, CGI and all that kind of stuff. Yeah.

And Kate Winslet has come out and she's talked about how she managed to hold her breath for nearly eight minutes underwater during the filming of Avatar 2. Eight minutes. So she learned how to free dive and she managed, well, I think it's like seven minutes, 14 seconds, but she's rounding it up. James Cameron's a psychopath.

Why does he keep submerging Kate Winslet in water? I know. That was three quarters of Titanic as well. Leave her alone. What's your problem with it? He's like, this movie, we're really going to try and kill you. Yeah, right. I'm going to really give it a good go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I thought, you know, that's pretty impressive. Kate Winslet, I mean, you know, very impressive. Eight minutes is insane. I thought you could give it a go this afternoon. What, holding my breath? Yes. Producer Anastasia could be bringing the water tank.

No, no, no, I'm just doing it in normal air. Can we bring, no, we need to see. Producer Anastasia is literally bringing in a salad bowl of water. Does my face even fit in this bowl? We need to see your head submerged because that's what Kate Winslet would have done. I'm going to take my headphones off so I don't electrocute myself. All right, yes, start the dramatic music. I'm just going to get the timer and we're going to get an official time from Clinton Roberts.

So face, basically mouth and nose. Yes, mouth and nose. We will accept mouth and nose fully submerged in the salad bowl full of water. I'm just going to test and see my face first. No, you're good. You're perfect. Okay, all right. All right, here we go.

Wait, I need some breath. The time to beat is 7 minutes and 14 seconds. Clinton Roberts, submerge your face in the water. Go. And he's in. He is submerged. Let's hope he doesn't go for seven minutes, 14 seconds, because this is going to be very boring radio.

I don't even have a timer that long. No, neither. He's got his ears are out so he can hear us. Concentrate, Clint. Yes, you're going well. Do you want time updates? Yes? Okay, perfect. I'll give you time updates in 30 second increments.

Perfect. Okay, you're coming up to the 30 second mark right now. 30 seconds submerged in water. Nice work, Clint. Can you imagine if we could breathe through our ears? Incredible. Wouldn't that be amazing? Buzzy. Be like fish.

You mean gills? Yeah, like gills. Alright, he's doing semi-okay. Kate Winslet in the filming of Avatar 2 has held her breath underwater for 7 minutes and 14 seconds. Clint, you are coming up close to the one-minute mark. That's impressive.

One minute? Yeah, I thought so. And one minute now. I'll be impressed if he goes two minutes. Anything over two minutes. Oh, he's out. I don't have any time to repair. I'm quite a good swimmer.

I should have been given more chance to repair and do breathing exercises. A dismal effort from Clinton Roberts. Oh, will you get in here then? Not after you've slobbered in there. Bree and Clint. This is interesting. There is a new consumer price basket survey out.

Wait, I said this was interesting. There's a list of things that each year get released, and it's basically What goods are trending up And being like Oh people are starting To buy these things now And also

On the flip side Things that people Don't buy anymore Pantyhose That sort of thing Yeah What things that they go Wow in a couple of years

These things may not Even exist anymore They're becoming obsolete In the world that we live in. I've got the list for New Zealand for this year, and I think we'll start with the things that are going extinct. Okay? And you tell me if you agree, if these things are obsolete.

One of the things going out, entertainment units, as in the cabinet that you put your TV on, and then underneath you put your DVD player, which is a great point. People are just putting their TVs on the wall these days. Yeah, they are. So, yeah, entertainment units. Gone.

That would be, yeah, becoming obsolete. Long distance train fares. I mean, it's a bit of a novelty now, isn't it? It is, but when's the last time you caught one? Oh, never. Telephones. Cordless. Do people still

have those? The Uniden. I think. I think some oldies who still have the landline like the freedom of being able to move about the garden on a cordless phone but the security of a landline. To them I say get yourself a cell phone. You can go as far as you like.

Even my parents don't have a cordless phone anymore. Home theatre systems going obsolete. Yeah. So wait, what's that? The speakers, the 5.1 surround sound system. The surround sound. You know what I love about surround sound? Grow up.

Get a sound bar. A surround sound is so funny because there's chords going absolutely everywhere. And then usually one speaker doesn't work. And then that one's too loud. It's never good. They're too loud. It's never good. They're going out. It's never good. CDs.

Huge drop in the sales of CDs this year. To me, I don't know how CDs hung on that long. Well, I've still got a CD player in my car. What's the last CD you bought? Oh, I usually would take some from work. Yeah. And we're a radio station. We don't even have CDs anymore.

No, we don't. They're gone. I'll round it out. Memory cards, travel guides, and computer printer paper. That's not because printers are going out. That's because people have just learned to steal their printer paper from work. Now we go into just quickly the items that are on the up. Condoms.

Well, no. But it is almost exclusively one category of thing. In 2020, New Zealanders are seeing a huge spike in the sale of vapes. Ben, Producer Ben, I told you to stop vaping in the studio. Vape devices. We've talked about this, mate. Vape refills. Ben!

Vape charges. Are you going to tell him off? Vape flavours. I can't tell tell him off? Vape flavours. I can't tell him off because it's you that's vaping in studio. Oh, it's not me! Hey, and we don't do a lot of NRL news on this show. Which I'm against. Yeah, well.

I want more NRL news. I want all the NRL news I can get. All right, well, you take charge then. You lead this NRL thing. No, I don't know any. Because I don't have Sky Sports. I can't watch any sports. We can't do NRL news if you're not watching any NRL.

Okay? I can't. I don't have it on my TV. You choose not to. What do you mean? Look, look, look. The NRL grand... I'll take it from here.

Okay, you tell me. The NRL grand final was on on the weekend. And surprise, surprise, the Melbourne Storm won. Oh, again. The eagle has landed. Melbourne have won it. I've got challenges. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Melbourne Storm won. Oh, again. The eagle has landed. Melbourne have won it. I love our challenges. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

That's fine. It's not the Warriors. We don't care. Good send-off for Cameron Smith. No, we don't know if he's retiring. Oh, he might be retiring. Is that the rumour? That is the rumour.

Let's get past the Melbourne Storm for a second and focus on a Kiwi in the team that is making headlines at the moment. But he's still in the Melbourne Storm But he's still in the Melbourne Storm. He's still in the Melbourne Storm. Okay. Yeah, but we hate the Storm. They're cheaters. They're not the Warriors.

Forget about them. I don't mind the Storm. There's a guy in the team. His name is Brandon Smith, and he's from Waiheke Island. Is it Cameron Smith's brother? No, but it's Cameron Smith's understudy. What are the odds of that? If Cam Smith retires, Brandon Smith will take his place on the team.

Hey, good for the commentators. Easy to learn. No, no. So they're not calling him Smith because that's too confusing. Instead, they're calling him the Cheese. The Cheese. Brandon. Actually, Anastasia's a big fan.

Producer Anastasia, do you know why they call the Cheese the Cheese? Do you have any idea? I have no idea, sorry. Because he's soft like Kevin Durr. Yeah. That's why. Nah, it's, sorry. I can Google now. Nah, it's not important. It doesn't matter. He's given the best interview of the whole match after the game. This is on Sunday

after the NRI Grand Final. These days, to be a professional sportsman, you've got to be composed. You've got to be professional. You've got to be like a businessman on the field. That's exactly what The Cheese did in his post-match interview. Have a listen to this. How was that out of that field? Yeah, no

it was pretty good. I mean, I played pretty shit tonight but I got the ring and it's for sale. I need to pay for all the beers. I'm about to sink. You felt what it was like a couple of years ago, what it's like to lose. Can you give us a comparison? So much better, Freddie. So much better. I mean, I wish I could just bottle it up and drink it all

off-season but I'm super stoked and I just can't wait to get on the piss with all the boys. Coming straight from the cheese. So much better. I mean, I wish I could just bottle it up and drink it all off-season, but I'm super stoked and I just can't wait to get on the piss with all the boys. Coming straight from the cheese. There you go. What a great New Zealander. I play blue shit. I like that. Honesty is key. Why does everyone keep saying, you know, the boys just put in

110% to 90? Just say what happened. And if you played crap, you played crap. And just put in 110% to 90. Just say what happened. Yeah. And if you played crap, you played crap. And you're going to drink 40 beers. Yeah.