ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 29th 2018

Episode Date: October 29, 2018

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The Zed-Ams! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint! Good afternoon everybody, welcome to a brand new week of the Brie and Clint show. Mate, I'm still trying to recover from our Friday night at the East Ab in Wellington. Wasn't Wellington a great time? I want to go back to Wellington right now.

We want to relocate the show to Wellington. It's in talks, we're talking with our bosses, potentially to go back to Wellington right now. We want to relocate the show to Wellington. It's in talks. We're talking with our bosses. Potentially could be coming to Wellington. You're still recovering, whereas me, I like to say new week, new me. I done two firsts already today. Two things I've never done before. What?

Went glamping last night. So I woke up in a tent. Oh, look at you. Yeah, went glamping with my wife. That was pretty nice. What did you do in the tent to, you know, pass the time? We glamped. Okay, was there TV?

I did take a laptop, yep. You did? Yeah, we watched Making a Murderer. Oh, my God. Also this morning, another first, may have ridden a lime scooter. I haven't ridden one yet. What was it like? I've been ripping on these lime scooters for a long time,

calling everyone who rides them virgins. But I tell you whatden one yet. What was it like? I've been ripping on these lime scooters for a long time, calling everyone who rides them virgins. But I tell you what, pretty fun. Yeah, but they cost a fortune. Yeah, we went 300 metres and it cost me 90 cents. Ridiculous. Yeah, so. What, you only rid it for 300 metres? Yeah, I just rid it from the car park to the building.

That is, no, I clap you. That is next level lazy. And I clap you, Sir Clinton Roberts. That is from the Brianna Thomas-El book of don't try too hard. Hey, we've got something massive we want to open the show with today. And we say that a bit, but this is massive. This is huge. We, this week, are going to be giving away a car on this show.

On Friday, the Bri and Clint show will give away its very first car. You listening right now could win a car, and not just a car. It's full of stuff. It's a car, yeah, yeah. It's a car full of crap. Car full of crap. We'll explain everything, including the type of car, because that's the big bit, right?

That's the bit you're hanging out for. Yeah. Bree and Clint, what kind of car? Is it an uber practical, fuel saving family mobile that I can use to get around in? No. But you know what? Biggers can't be choosers. Is it a brand new, top of the line electric vehicle that's good for the environment?

No. Is it a good car? No. It is a good car and we'll tell you exactly what it is next. If you want to win it. 0800 dial ZM right now You can be the first to play Boot or bonnet

ZM This is exciting For the first time Our show, Clint We're about to give away A car this week Every good radio show Gives away cars

So this is like Our gold standard This is a new level for us This is We want to take the show Next level And a a couple of weeks ago, we played a game on the show. If you listen to the show, it was called Friday Jam Swap Shop. Yeah. What do you want to trade us for Friday Jam's live tickets? We got some great stuff. There was some awesome stuff, which, I mean, we got a surfboard, brand new.

Brand new surfboard. We got a secondhand blow up kayak. We got... With collapsible pedals. We got... Itboard, brand new. Brand new surfboard. We've got a secondhand blow-up kayak. We've got... With collapsible pedals. We've got... It's the perfect kayak. That's great. You can put it in a bag.

Exactly. Yeah, it's in there. We've got a pretty new TV. 42-inch TV. Flat screen. It's great. And we also are the proud new owners of a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. No other show has this.

No other show has a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante up for grabs this afternoon. We thought, after we got all this stuff in the swap shop, what do we do with this? How do we give back to the community? So we've put all of that crap inside the Diamante and we've come up with this. Play boot or bonnet to win Bree and Clint's car full of crap. You can take the lot, the whole lot.

It's all conveniently located inside the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante and all you have to do is play boot or bonnet. Bree, how does boot or bonnet work? It's pretty simple. So we've got a wheel in the studio. 50% of the wheel is covered in boot. 50% of the wheel is covered in bonnet.

All you have to do is pick a side. Boot or bonnet. And then the other person you're playing will get the other side. Now you must know that this game is going to go all week. And the last person standing takes away the whole car full of crap. So we're going to play boot or bonnet. We're going to go all week, and the last person standing takes away the whole car full of crap. So we're going to play boot or bonnet.

We're going to spin the wheel, and the last person standing at the end of the week will win this 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. Kayla, congratulations on being the first contestant on boot or bonnet. Thank you. Are you excited about the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante? Definitely. Free car. Hell yeah, Kayla. That's the attitude we like. Because you were through first, you get to choose.

Boot or bonnet? We're going to spin the wheel. What's it going to land on? Boot. Boot. All right, she's going with boot. That means, Steve, you get the bonnet, okay?

Yep, that's good. Good luck. All right, Steve. Bree, spin the wheel. Here we go. It's on Bonnet. That's Steve. Well done, Steve.

And unfortunately, Kayla, we're going to have to let you go. Now, Steve, you're not safe yet, okay? We're going to spin again. Okay. Because you're the carryover champ, you get to choose. Again, boot or bonnet. Boot. All right, he's going with boot this round.

That means, Izzy, you have got bonnet. All right, sweet. All right, here we go, guys. Bree, spin that wheel. Steve, you've gone through again. It's all boot. Now, Steve, you're having a great run of luck. We're going to have to let you go, Izzy.

Thank you. You must understand what's up for grabs here. It is a beautiful 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. A lovely colour burnt orange. Oh, perfect. Is it the sort of car that would fit into your lifestyle quite well? I can imagine it will, yes. Okay, we're going to spend one more time.

One more time. Steve, you are taking on Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Amy? Hi. She's there. All right.

We need to get from Steve because he's the carryover champ. Do you want boot or do you want bonnet? Let's switch it up. Let's do bonnet. All right. He's going bonnet. That means, Amy, you have boot. Oh.

All right, here we go, guys. One more spin. It's a simple game. Good luck, Steve. Yeah, fingers crossed. Steve, what did you pick? Bonnet. Steve. It's Bonnet. Steve.

It's Bonnet! Steve, you're our carryover champion. We'll get you back on the show to play again at 5 o'clock. Congratulations. Thank you. All right, there you go. Hopefully he can get out of that cupboard before we talk to him at 5 o'clock.

Is he talking to us through a sock? There's a new sock phone. That is how boot or bonnet to win the car full of crap works. Very simple, really. You just choose boot or bonnet. And if you want a piece of this car, you can play again with us at 5 o'clock this afternoon. You know when you come across something on the internet

and it just amazes you? Yeah. Like you with that thing you told me about how you can scroll with the space bar on Friday. Yeah, if you're listening, you can scroll by pressing your spacebar when you're on the internet. Mind blown. Crazy. Something I saw on Facebook, and I think I'm pretty late to the party.

I think this has been going around for a while. Yeah. But it was a viral video of a song Adele does, and they slow it it down and it sounds exactly like Sam Smith. This one. This one here. Down where nothing ever happened. It's no secret. Slow it down.

That the both of us are running out of time. Wait for it. So how from the other side. Wait for it. It's pretty freaky. Do you reckon it sounds like him? Yeah. Sounds pretty similar. Some of the ones they do more than others, but yeah, pretty close. Like if you just heard that, you'd be like, sounds like Sam Smith.

So I've gotten producer Ben to grab a Sam Smith song and for him to do the opposite to see if it sounds like Ade Smith. So I've gotten producer Ben to grab a Sam Smith song and for him to do the opposite to see if it sounds like Adele. Okay. So this is a Sam Smith song and then halfway through you'll hear it change where we pitch it like really high up to see if it sounds like Adele. By the bank Love is a losing hand Okay, see that one, that one you've got me.

The other one I was like, oh yeah, alright, but... More than I could stand So that is Sam Smith. That's Sam Smith pitched. Love is a losing hand Yeah, okay, you've got me there, yeah. Crazy, right? We did one more.

We got Adele and then we pitched it down to make it deeper and this is what it sounds like. Yeah, that sounds like Sam Smith. Doesn't it? So Sam Smith pitched up, sounds like Adele, and Adele pitched down, sounds like Sam Smith. Crazy, right? Yeah.

But I thought because we have all this equipment here at the radio station, we could do our own version. Sure. And you wouldn't believe what we've come across. This is crazy and you're going to be really interested in this. I feel like this is a stitch up. No, it's not. Right.

We've gotten an Usher one. We've gotten an Usher song and we've pitched it down and it's crazy. You tell me who you think this sounds like. So this is Usher first, climax that you'll hear, and then halfway through it changes and you tell me who you think it is. Okay. Okay. We're fast, we've reached the climax. We're together, now we're undone.

Won't commence us. Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you. Holy hell. If I'm not mistaken, that sounds like you. Okay. Now that is audio that I thought had been deleted of me singing Celine Dion a long time ago. Okay, that was months ago.

Mate, don't believe anything that we say. I've got that on a hard drive. I've saved that. It's in backlogs. We're going to play that as many times as we can. I can't believe you sound like Usher. That's not a stitch-up, Clint. Play the button. It's not a stitch-up at all.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Last week, in fact Wednesday last week I think it was, you broke a personal record of yourself of your own. Yeah. You put 41 grapes in your mouth. 41 grapes! Ladies and gentlemen, she's beaten her own record! That is so much saliva.

Big moment for you. I've had so many inboxes just congratulating me, telling me what an achievement. Big moment for the whole Thomas L family, really. Huge. It's a pinnacle. If you haven't seen, the video's great, but the best bit is the stills of you. At around the 35 great mark,

your face takes on a whole new shape. I've morphed into, I don't even know. It doesn't even look like me. The pictures are on our Instagram. In fact, you put the pictures on your own Instagram last night, which I was surprised about because I thought you'd want to bury those photos so they'd never be seen again. No, mate.

Why not? Live it, love it. Local. That's like a radio station tag. We did put it out there on Instagram, though, and this, trust me, this thing we're about to do is going to be a lot funnier if you've seen the photo, okay? You need to have seen it.

Actually, I don't know what you're doing. What are you doing right now? I've got a list of, because we ask people, what do you look like? And I've got, we had about 150 replies and I've got my favourites. I'm going to be single forever after those pictures have hit the internet. What does Brie look like with 41 grapes in her mouth from the listening public of New Zealand? Start easy.

A very angry monkey. Fair. Fair, right? Mm-hmm. The Who from Whoville. That's who I said I look like. And you do look like that. Yeah, but they've had a lot of makeup.

How about this? An effing champion. Yeah. Brie looks like an effing champion. What does Brie look like with 41 grapes in her mouth? Cute gorilla. I'll take that. Is that a compliment?

Gorillas are cute. What does Brie look like with 41 grapes in her mouth? She looks like when you get your Uber Eats and it's cold. A thumb. Yep. This one came in quite a lot. Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. She's living on the edge.

Okay. I didn't know your mouth could go that wide. Tarzan's mum. Oh, she's a gorilla. Oh, yeah. Another gorilla reference. My lips are so stretched In the photo It looks like they're

Going to tear open Someone said you look like That television show Botched No, that's fair That's good What does Brie look like With 41 grapes in her mouth

Thanos from Infinity War Oh my god Camilla the You won't get this one But Kiwi Kids will Yeah Camilla the, you won't get this one, but Kiwi Kids will. Yeah. Camilla the Gorilla from What Now? I mean, it's another gorilla reference. I was going to say, is it just a gorilla?

Yes, it's just a gorilla. Right. You look like a Donkey Kong, Michael Jackson hybrid. Very, very descriptive. The pictures are on our Instagram. Is this meant to make me feel good or bad? I don't know. I just...

Neither. Neither. I never set out to make you feel bad. Right. But I'm not also here to prop you up too much. But sometimes, you know. What does Brie look like with 41 grits in her mouth? Crash Bandicoot after he swallows the bee.

That is my favourite one. That is good. That is very good. Harambe. That monkey off the wild thornberry. Darwin. There's a general theme. There's a general.

And one of my favourites from the list. She looks like both ends are blocked up and who knows which one will blow first. I had a thought because, I mean, this has had huge feedback. Yes. You've had huge raps from the bosses of the company. They said inspiring original content. Why don't we take it next level? Wednesday will be the one week anniversary

of you putting grapes in your mouth. Why don't we go for a new record with something else? 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. What do you want to put in Bree's mouth? Why would you ask that question on the radio? Why wouldn't I ask that question? That's what we're doing. We'll stuff something else in your mouth

and we'll see how many of those we can get in this week. But we will let New Zealand decide what that is. Can't be grapes. We've done that. But it can be literally anything else. Not literally anything else. 0800. What are you worried about?

You know exactly what I'm talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. 0800.ZM. I'm not putting hot dogs in my mouth. Or 9696. What's going in? Bree and Clint on ZM. Off the back of the raging success of Bree's 41 grapes in the mouth,

I mean, a personal best and a challenge that you really set for yourself. Like, no one put you up to that. No one said you have to do that, right? Yeah, no one said I have to, but I retired. From graping? From graping. Yeah, I did it. Accomplishment.

Yeah. Well, on the back of the huge success and response we've got to that, I thought on the one-week anniversary, why don't we go bigger? Why don't we revisit? I don't want to go bigger. But with something else. I went too big the first time. Why don't we find something else?

I don't know what that thing is. I don't know what the people want that thing to be. I don't know if New Zealand wants that to be. How is there a full board of calls for this? I don't get it. We've that to be. How is there a full board of calls for this? I don't get it. We've asked the people of Aotearoa what do you want to put in Bree's mouth this Wednesday? Why do you have to say it like that?

It could be anything. It just has to be multiple. That's it. Because it's got to be record breaking and I don't understand what you're so, why are you so stressed out about this? No, I'm fine. Like what's the bit that is getting you so wound up? Because this is live radio. Like, what's the bit that is getting you so wound up? Because this is live radio, man. There's no dump button.

Let's get on with it. Lily. Lily's a sensible person. I know you're a bit worried. Lily. Yes. This Wednesday on the one weekend anniversary of 41 Grapes in the Mouth, what do we put in Bree's mouth?

Like whole mandarins. Oh. Like the jumbo jumbo marshmallows. So you think big. You know. How big do you think my mouth is? A whole mandarin. Massive.

If I can fit two, you must have been able to beat me. Well, Lily believes in you. She's a supporter. Curtis, you're live on the radio. What are we putting in Bree's mouth? Fish hearts. Fish hearts. Wow.

What's fish hearts? The heart of a fish. Oh, God. Ew. Ew. Why, Curtis? I've done it. Okay.

I've eaten them. Good reason. It's a good point. Sweet. Cool. It's a good point. An. Cool. It's a good point. Ange, on Wednesday, what are we putting in Bree's mouth? Black balls. The candy. Oh!

Did you have to pause, Ange? Did you have to? Yeah. Sorry. You mean aniseed balls, yeah? Yeah, yeah. The black balls. Yeah, the black ones. I hate those. Damn it, Ange. You can't say you hate black balls.

I hate Aniseed. I don't like it. Thanks, Ange. She paused on purpose. Hayden. Hayden. Hello. What are we putting in Bree's mouth on Wednesday? It's probably not big, but you've probably put a lot of Maltesers in.

A lot of Maltesers. Ed Sheeran's done it. Yeah. Maltesers, like, the same size as a grape, though. Like, seriously. Is it similar? Less squishy, but yeah. Thank you.

Isaiah, this Wednesday, what are we putting in Bree's mouth? I reckon we go with chillies. Oh, mate, what are you... You wouldn't want to bite down, would you? They're not spicy on the outside. I'm very prone to sting ring. Okay? Isaiah, it's a good recommendation.

And I don't believe this, but Daniel's calling all the way from Texas. Texas? Texas? Texas. Texas. Howdy. I'm doing good. How are you guys today? Are you serious, Dan? Are you calling from Texas right now? I'm a big fan of the show. I've been watching your videos on Facebook.

I just love you guys. You guys are so funny. That's incredible. You're a legend. You tell us then. All the way from the U.S. of A, what are we putting in Bree's mouth this Wednesday? Bree should try to fit 100 pretzel sticks in her mouth. Yeah, there

you go. Oh, see, now that's a challenge. A hundred pretzels. And I love a pretzel. Yeah, alright. Daniel, thank you for calling, man. Thanks, Dan. Thanks for listening from the other side of the world. Yeah, yeah, certainly. It's about 10.30 here. I just like listening to you guys online. You guys are so funny. Oh, good. Alright.

Thanks, man. I love that guy. I'm going to go out and say we haven't found our thing. Okay? So leave it with me. I'll take more suggestions. Okay? You can keep messaging them in. You can private message them to me if you want.

But this Wednesday, Brie, you will break your record of 41 grapes with something else. Okay? Great. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Zit Im It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's

Birthday banger Alright this is where We take your birthdays And we figure out What was top in the charts On your 16th Caitlin Hi

Hi Caitlin Hi What's your birthday? 31st of August 1999 Okay Caitlin You were 16 in 2015 On the 31st of August And this is your birthday banger.

You got the weekend. It's all right. It's all right, yeah. To be honest, you were only 16 like two weeks ago, so it was hardly going to be much of a throwback, was it? How old are you now, Caitlin? 19. Oh, wow.

I didn't mean it in a disrespectful way. No, she's just young. Yeah, okay, good luck, Caitlin. Good song, though. I didn't mean it in a disrespectful way. No, she's just young. Yeah, okay, good luck, Caitlyn. Good song, though. I love that song from the weekend. Robbie, hi. Hello, Rob. G'day. What's your birthday? This is the 7th of 2000. You were born... Wait a minute. You're going to be younger than... You were born

in the year 2000. Yeah. God, feel old yet, Clint? Well, it's 2018 so there's bound to be some people born. Oh, people can actually be born in the year 2000 these days. Brie, some of them will be in the bars. No. There's a strong chance.

You mean I'm mingling with these people? There's a strong chance you've hooked up with someone who was born in the year 2000. Oh, okay. Come on. Keep it clean. Robbie, can we have that birthday one more time, mate? Okay, Robbie, you were 16 in the year 2016 on the 3rd of July, and this was Top of the Chart.

Yeah. Again, not a throwback, but it's a good tune, right, Robbie? Banger. You know what? As a person who's obsessed with symmetry and patterns with numbers and things like that, you're so lucky because you'll be 16 in 2016. You'll be 80 in 2080. The year is your birthday forever, right?

Yeah, pretty good, eh? That's brilliant. Yeah. Hard to lie about your age, though. Yeah. One more. Let's go with Greg. Hey, Greg.

Hi, Greg. Greg. Greg. G'day, Greg. Gregory. Mr. Greg. Hey, Greg. Hi, Greg. Greg. G'day, Greg. Gregory. Mr. Greg. Greg. Do you want to run his birthday banger without him?

Yeah. His birthday was the 29th of October, 1967. So Greg was 16 in 1983 on the 29th of October. And this was number one. His birthday birthdays today. Greg, are you back? Greg. No, and it's his birthday today as well.

He's probably knocked off for birthday drinks. This is Culture Club, Karma Chameleon. Good tune. Good tune. Are we going to play it for birthday banger though? No. What do we going to play it for Birthday Banger, though? Oh. Meh. Meh.

Meh. Meh. What do you want to play? This is one of those ones I'm like, meh. I mean, you can't win them all. No, you can't. You can't. It's accepting defeat nice and early.

You can't win them all. But hey. Yeah. I love that song from The Weeknd. That's what I'm feeling. You love The Weeknd one? Yeah. Okay, let's do The Weeknd's track then, shall we?

That belonged to... Caitlyn. Caitlyn. We're playing your birthday banger, mate. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Have a good day, Caitlyn. See you, mate.

ZM, Brie and Clint. Birthday banger from The Weeknd. That's Can't Feel My Face. Copping a bit of heat on the text machine. That is not a throwback Boo Yeah you know what You're right

You're totally right You are right We can't make this stuff up What are we going to do Make up people's birthday bangers It's live radio This is what happens It's the science of the birthday banger

We had a crap birthday banger On Friday Probably the worst we've ever had No hang on We had a fantastic birthday banger On Friday It was an absolute stinker We played Phil Collins in the air tonight.

Yeah, you guys were like, yeah, this is great, it'll be great. And then we sat through the most dreary three minutes of crap. Yeah, but when those drums hit. Oh, that's the only good part. You know, that was four and a half minutes, that song. I've actually got an edited version. The original is seven and a half minutes, that song. I've actually got an edited version. The original is seven and a half minutes. It's time for Boot or Bonnet.

That's right, Clint. We've got a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante that we obtained. Yeah, we were given it. We were given it in our swap shop along with a TV, a surfboard and a blow-up kayak. We've put all the stuff into the car and you can now win that car full of crap. What a prize. What a prize. Some good stuff in there.

You just have to play boot or bonnet with us. You pick bonnet or boot. We spin the wheel and see what it lands on. Steve, you're our carryover champion, mate. You have won three games in a row. Pretty stoked with that. I know. You're going well, Steve.

If you're the last man standing at the end of this week, you will take home this Mitsubishi Diamante. Yeah, the surfboard's looking good as well. Can I ask, what are you driving at the moment? A Mitsubishi. No way. You're a Mitsubishi man. Oh, yeah, yep.

What year? What type? It's a Triton ute. Mitsubishi Triton ute. Give us a year. What are we looking at? Oh, 2015. Oh, wow.

Why not upgrade, Steve, with a sedan? Yeah, that's where the future is. That's the future of cars. Steve, you just need to tell us boot or bonnet, okay? Let's go with boot. Let's go with boot. Let's go with boot. You're up against Asa. Asa, are you there? Yep. Just confirming, are you a laptop?

Nothing, don't worry. You get bonnet. Bree, give it a spin. Alright, here we go. Good sounding wheel. You wouldn't believe it. It's landed on... Bonnet! Yes, Asa.

Well done. Steve, we have to say goodbye to you now. Thank you for playing Boot or Bonnet. Asa, you're up. You've got to survive two more rounds, okay? Can we get a boot or a bonnet out of you? I'd go for the bonnet now. You'd like bonnet?

Excellent. Bonnet it is. Okay that means the boot belongs to you Kate. Hi. Good luck with this by the way it's a hell of a car a hell of a prize when you're ready Brie give it a spin. All right here we go Kate's got Kate, it's landed on boot! Awesome! That's how you play, and that is how you win. Kate, that means you'll be holding on until tomorrow when we next play boot or bonnet for the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.

Yay, thank you. By the way, what are you driving? I'm driving a 2005 Mazda Verissa. No good. Why not upgrade? You need the V6 power of a Mitsubishi Diamante that we're not sure if it's been tuned ever, but it's a hell of a car. I need the money from scrapping it more.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't disrespect the Mitsubishi Diamante like that. Kate, it's got all four wheels on it. She's ready to drive. It's going to be well worth it to me. Thanks, wait. You don't disrespect the Mitsubishi Diamante like that. It's got all four wheels on it. She's ready to drive. It's going to be well worth it to me. Thanks, guys. There you go. That's Boodle Bonnet.

We'll play again tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint on ZM. I realised over the weekend, Clint, that you and I have been on air here at ZM for about four months. Is that it? Yeah. So we've been on air for about four months.

It feels like longer. It does feel like longer. But the reason that made me think of that was I was sitting in my lounge room and something pretty big happened in my life just before our show went on air. Yeah. And I moved over here to New Zealand on a whim. I knew no one and I moved here with my partner.

And just before our show went went to air we broke up like just before literally days before yeah and it was devastating for me because obviously we'd moved countries together and it was full on you're renting a really expensive room that you couldn't really afford by yourself. No. Our stuff was all together. You know, it's all intertwined. It's a big thing. Yeah. Well, we laugh now, but.

We laugh now, but it was a really, you know, hard time for me because obviously I'm in a different country and I didn't really have that many good friends over here. Like I met people, but you know, I felt really alone. I hope you don't mind me sharing this. The day it happened, the day that the breakup went down, was the day you had to get on the plane to fly to Taiwan to interview Paul Rudd. Literally two hours before. It was just an absolute shit storm of emotion and responsibility.

And you're at the airport going, I don't know if I can go. Because I called you. Yeah. And I was an absolute mess mess I was in tears I didn't want to you know not go on this trip because I'd committed to it and I'm someone if I say I'm going to do something I don't like to let anyone down also you just broke it up and you're going to meet Paul Rudd yeah I know how good I know and it was a moment for me over the weekend because I was kind of looking around my apartment and there's a lot of the stuff that my partner has left in my apartment,

just left it there because they moved home back to Aussie. They got out of here pretty quickly, right? Literally, and this is really hard for me to talk about, before I got back from Taiwan, they were gone. Yeah. So. That was the, as a friend, that was the hard bit for me to watch. Yeah.

Was that you had to go to this thing for work. You've got responsibilities and you didn't even get to come back to that person and have the finality of do we work this out? And just the closure. Or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. All their stuff was gone.

Well, nearly all of their stuff was gone because over the weekend, I was kind of looking around and a lot of their stuff is still in my apartment. Like what sort of stuff? Like their shoes, there's pictures of us. Who leaves their shoes behind? Well, they had to move back to Aussie. So they didn't have enough room in their suitcases. So they, you know, obviously packed everything that they could.

And then what was left was left okay yeah so sorry shoes some what else clothes yeah quite a lot of clothes actually yeah um there's a lot of pictures of us that were in our living room yeah like really nice memories and yeah it's been four months yeah and i still have all of their stuff in my apartment. I talked to you about this when it happened and I believe you need to rip the bandaid off. I believed back then you needed to too. You needed to, even if you just box it up and put it somewhere,

like you can't leave the pictures. Because I talked to you about it then. I said, I've got all this stuff. What do I do with it? And I think I'm finally ready to let go of it. You're ready to pass the stuff off or whatever you're going to do with it. Yeah, like I just don't want to look at it anymore. Good, good, good, good, good, good.

This is where I wanted you to get to. This means we're there. It means the cathartic process is finally almost over. We've just got to bin that shit. Is that what you think I should do, just bin it all? I don't know. I don't know. Because I don't know what to do with it.

It's all these memories that obviously meant so much to me and still do. That person still means a lot to me. Oh, okay. Well, because if... Because, I mean, it's not like... I know, but... You know, it's so hard for me. I just...

I feel weird throwing it in the bin. Yeah, all right. I don't know what to do with it. Is it good stuff? Like, would someone else get benefit out of it? Yeah, some of the stuff is pretty good. Not the pictures. Not the... Yeah, not the pictures. Can you get the of it? Yeah, some of the stuff is pretty good. Not the pictures. Yeah, not the pictures.

Can you get the frames? Frames any good? The frames are pretty good. Tear the picture out. Do you look good in any of the pictures? Yeah. Can we cut the picture in half? Okay, well that's grim.

Just keep you, get a smaller frame. That's grim. I don't know, make the best of a bad situation. Right, you don't feel comfortable, because my genuine advice Put it in the bin Make it a ritualistic Set it on fire

Oh you don't have to do that Especially because you live in inner city Ponsonby in Auckland Yeah probably not a good idea But it's just the ritual of starting afresh you know Yeah Like when the forest fires rip through and cleanse the earth Do you think it's the last thing that I have to do to really move on? Because I feel like I still haven't really and I just need to,

I really need to start fresh. You're not going to if you're looking at their stuff in your house every day. You're not giving yourself a chance to move on. You're really not, especially pictures. Because every time I go into my wardrobe, there's stuff everywhere. Do you want to do this? This is what we can do. And this is how we settle all of our personal stuff here at the Bree and Clint show.

Do you want to ask the listeners of ZM? I trust them. Yeah. I'd like to ask their opinion. Don't just call us if you want a free pair of shoes. Or you can. Or do. Because at least I can give them to someone who will enjoy them.

All right. This is the question. What should Bree do with all of her ex's stuff? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us too on 9696. Bree and Clint on ZM. There's been a breakup, not recently. Not super recent. Four months ago, just before we started this show, literally days before,

my partner that I moved to New Zealand with, my comfort and my support, we broke up. It was a big deal in my life. It still is. It was a big deal. I mean, to move countries with someone is a big deal. Yeah. And, yeah, I've been dealing with that for the last four months and I was sitting in my lounge room over the weekend and I realised that a lot of their stuff is still sitting in my apartment.

Yeah. There's photos, there's sketch pads because they used to draw quite a lot. Oh, yeah. And there's a lot of clothes and there's shoes. God, that's hard. The personal, the like. Just the real personal stuff. But if it was important to them, then they would have taken it with them

or they would have come and got it by now. Yeah. I know it's hard getting stuff in between countries, but you can just send a suitcase, like just whatever it is. You're ready to move on in some way though, right? And you want to know, what do you do with this stuff?

I feel like, yeah, I'm ready to, yeah, let go of that part of my life and I just don't know what to do with the stuff. Jack, what should she do? Take it to the city mission. Yeah, good option. Well, no.

Donate it. Yeah. Jack, this is a good point and we're getting a lot of this actually. Anything, I think anything that's usable, you will, right? Like if it's good shoes that are in good condition. Clothes, shoes, yeah.

It's more the sentimental stuff, right? It's more the photos and like the drawings and there's so many letters. Oh. So there's this one particular drawing and all I guess you'd call them love letters.

Because we did long distance for a little while. There's all these love letters that I put into the, because it's framed this picture and I put them into the back of the frame. Because the relationship's over, this picture, and I put them into the back of the frame. Bin it. Because the relationship's over, right? Yeah.

It is over and you have to put a full stop on that. What about the next person that you get together with? How do you explain that nice piece of artwork? They're like, oh, who did that drawing? Funny story, that. Joseph, what does she do with all the stuff? Hey, well, I've got to say this. You should think, what would Channing Tatum be proud of?

Yeah, Joseph. Oh, my God. So you're saying, Joe, if Channing comes over. I believe the answer is that the impersonal stuff, the City Mission idea is probably good, but the personal stuff, box it and send it to a mutual friend back in Australia. Oh, so they can be the offload point. So they can be the offload point.

You don't have to make contact. And the reason that the other person probably hasn't is it's probably equally awkward for them. So just send it to a mutual and move on. Don't do anything that later on long term term, is going to creep back in. I wish I hadn't burned or bent or whatever that thing. And I don't. And you know what? And I don't want to burn it because it didn't, I mean, it ended,

but I don't hate that person at all. No. And if you're past it, if it doesn't carry an emotional weight for you anymore, it may still for them. Let them have that decision what they do with it. You really need a Joseph in your life, don't you? You need a really balanced Joseph sounds so grounded.

Someone who goes, hey, this is how you be the bigger person and this is how you come out of this winning. Hamish, a lot of dudes with opinions on this. Hamish, what does Bree do

with all of her ex's stuff? Honestly, I'm sort of on the same boat. I was in a five, well, nearly six-year relationship, and it ended not really on mutual terms. And I don't fully agree with the whole sort of burning it idea, but that's what I did,

because we broke up pretty much right after Christmas. So it was like New Year. On New Year's Day, she had a massive breakdown. And we had like this whole Christmas tree set up. It was like a real Christmas tree. So I thought, you know what? I need to get rid of this tree. So I went out to the backyard.

And you burned her stuff with it. Choked the Christmas tree on the brazier, burnt it up, and all of her stuff went on top of it. Hamish is like, her makeup went up in smoke. It's like gasoline. Like I've said before, Bree does live in inner city Auckland, so we might not go with the burn barrel option.

But someone's texted and said, I'm having a bonfire for Guy Fawkes shortly if you'd like to come out to my place. Just an option, just something to keep in mind. Alyssa, what would you do? All right, so I reckon that you should box it, all the sentimental things, and keep it for future so you can look back on it

because you moved countries with this guy. He was obviously a big impact on you. So I think that you should keep it and then look back in the future and be like, I did this. It's happened. Now I can look back on it. Yeah, I see where you're coming from. Clint totally disagrees with that

because I can see your face, Clint, just cringing. I totally disagree. You just don't need all those things. You could keep one thing, like if there's a key ring or something, like one little memento that marks that part of your life. A key ring? I don't know, maybe you went to Dreamworld together and she got you a Brie key ring.

Oh, I don't know. Laugh at my idea. A key ring? You know what I mean that you could keep... Paul, I feel sorry for your wife Lucy.

You're buying her key rings? Dave, what do we do with all this stuff? I reckon you should just set up a little Trade Me account and then sell it

and then just win a kiss with the wedding. I'm very good at Trade Me. You are? If you need me to hock some of it for you. Or we can just put it in the Diamante.

That's the other option and that's the one that's coming of it for you. Or we can just put it in the Diamante. That's the other option, and that's the one that's coming through really strong. Get the best bits, put them in the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante alongside the kayak, the surfboard, and the television. I'm sure the person who wins the Diamante would love a photo album of all my greatest memories. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie's mum, I don't like you, and she likes everyone.

Being told you're not liked, it's a negative. We like to turn it into a positive here on the Brain Clint Show because you win stuff. Yeah, we get one of the nicest people we know on the show to turn around to you and say, I don't like you. That's my mum. That person is your mum. Hi, Mama Di.

Hi, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? That's a lovely thing to say, Clint. Yeah, and I'm sorry to do this to you every week I know you hate it Oh I was hoping that isn't candid actually No No mum, the segment's back and it's better than ever

The people want the film And this is just the way that it is Bree explain how it works So we've got two people mum You're going to ask them a question They're going to give you their answer, and then you have to tell one of them that you don't like them. That person will win free fuel thanks to mobile.

Yeah, I still don't think it's enough, but anyway. What can I do? You could help us with the... Anyway, first person is Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi. Hi. You're on with Mama Di.

Mama Di, take it away. Hi, Megan. How are you? Hi, Mama Di. I'm good. Hi. Hi. You're on with Mama Di. Mama Di, take it away. Hi, Megan. How are you? Hi, Mama Di. I'm good. How are you? Yeah, what a great name. Can I ask the question?

If you could go anywhere in the world on a holiday, where would it be? Oh, Greece. Greece. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's Greece? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's a good answer. Mama Di has married an Italian stallion, though.

She's big on the Italians. Okay. Lisa, that might be an in for you. You're on with Mama Di. All right. No, that doesn't mean an end at all. She's still lovely. Mum loves to keep it, like, the suspense going.

Mum, is it the same question for Lisa? Yes, Lisa, if there was anywhere in the world you could go, where would it be? Japan. Really? That's interesting. Do you want to ask her? What's your favourite Japanese dish, Mum?

Not let us say sushi. No, what's that soup that your brother has all the time? Miso. Yeah, miso. I'm not good on... As you guys know, not good at all. All right, do you want to give her the new rules this week, Clint? Mumma Di, here's the new rules. This has come down from upper management.

We're going to give you a 15-second timer to decide who you don't like out of Megan, who wants to go to Greece, or Lisa, who wants to go to Japan. If you don't, and I'm sorry to do this to you, if you don't choose someone in 15 seconds, no one wins the money. Oh, Clint, are you serious? I know. We're dead serious. Let's start the timer. I'm really sorry. You know the money. Oh, Clint, are you serious? I know. We're dead serious. Let's start the timer.

I'm really sorry. You know the rules. You need to say, I don't like, and then their name. I don't like Megan or I don't like Lisa. Here we go. Oh, look, fair dinkum, you guys. This isn't fair. This is like having a baby.

I don't like Lisa. Lisa's going home with the fuel. Lisa. I can live with that. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Lisa. I do like you, but Grease doesn't feel to me more. Lisa.

You said you didn't like her. Lisa. I know. Lisa. Lisa. You said you didn't like it. Lisa. I know. Lisa. Lisa. Yeah. Bree's mama don't like you and she likes everyone. I'm clean-blooded to really stick it in.

And we're seven-year-olds. Mum, don't say that on the radio. New Zealand is in the grips of royal fever. Happens every couple of years. They send us a couple of them to keep us interested. I don't get it. You don't get royal fever? I don't get the hysteria. Like, I'm just not

someone who... Would you say they were coming here to Auckland and we're close to where our studios are. We're close to Victoria Park and they are coming to Auckland. If they were just down the road, would you go and queue up to see them? See, I'd rather queue up for a free burrito.

Of course, everyone would rather queue up for a free burrito. No, I don't think they would. Do you not? People are obsessed. People are obsessed. You don't just want to see them a little bit? Oh, like I wouldn't say no. If someone goes, oh, you have to wait 10 minutes and you'll get a glimpse,

I'd probably be like, okay. This is what happens every time and it really polarises people. You have people who go, I just bloody love them. I just want to see her and touch her. Your wife Lucy is one of those people. She's a royalist. She's a royal fanatic. She's obsessed.

Their wedding was her Christmas. Was the pinnacle. She was so excited. She invited me around. I came over. We had dinner. You talked over the good bits. She kept telling me to shut up.

She said, if you don't take that seriously. So Harry and Meghan are in the country and they're not here for long. She got off the plane yesterday. I'm just going to give you an update on them whether you like it or not. Got off the plane yesterday in Wellington.

And what she does is, I think it's quite good. She gets a piece of clothing from a local designer to wear each time. Yeah, they do this a lot, don't they? She's worn a Karen Walker trench coat. Oh, like Karen Walker needed help. Okay, who are you angry at here, Meghan Markle or Karen Walker? No, I'm just saying, Karen Walker, not one of the struggling brands from New Zealand.

Oh, yeah, okay, fair enough. You know what I mean? Fair enough, fair enough. But she's in the royal family. Yeah, she needs to go to class. She's not going to wear someone's year 13 World of Wearable Arts costume, is she? I'm just saying, she could have got something from Glassons.

Meghan wore a dress made from Coke can tabs with 1.5 litre Coke bottles for bosoms. Glassons have some nice stuff. She could have given them a leg up. The coat that she wore was a Karen Walker Banks Trench. It's been on their website. Retails for $975. Who's buying that?

Sold out instantly. Sold out instantly. They're all gone. Can't get one. Probably because they only could afford to make five of them. It's now the Karen Walker

Meghan Markle jacket. Everyone wants it. Yeah. That happens a lot. Happens with the Kardashians too though. Things that they wear sell out straight away.

Oh, goes ballistic. She's also given a speech last night where she has attempted to include some te reo Maori in her speech. I heard about this. And I like this.

You can be the judge of whether you think she's done a good job or not. Good evening, everyone. Your Excellencies, Prime Minister, Mr and Mrs Bridges, Honoured Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening. Tēnā koutou katoa. Gets a good response from the crowd They're obviously very surprised that she's given it a go I mean, that's tough She didn't do a great job of it You know what though? Like it's tough to understand what she was going for

But she gave it a go And I've talked to a few Māori people And they said to me Because I always, I'd love to give it a go And I'd love to do it a lot more But I'm always really worried Yeah Like I'm scared Do you want to try and I'd love to do it a lot more, but I'm always really worried. Yeah. Like I'm scared.

Do you want to try and say what she said? She said, Tēnā koutou katoa. Huh? Say again. She said, Tēnā koutou katoa. Tēnā koutou katoa.

She's good. Not bad. But then she wasn't having any cue cards and she got up there and she had to wing it. And that's when you get nervous and that's when you try and say it faster so that you can just breeze past it and hope that no one notices.

A hundred percent. But I think, you know, hats off to her for giving it a crack. Oh, so now you like her. I thought you preferred a free burrito. Yeah, she's hot. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Halloween.

Is this Wednesday? There'll be children everywhere. Children? Filled with candy? And wearing some good costumes and some of them would just have like... Half-assed costumes? Real half-assed. Some of them would just be wearing some horns on their head and you still have to give them lollies.

Terrifying. Scary. You have to give them lollies. Terrifying. Scary. You have to spend money on candy that... You don't get to eat. And for children that aren't even yours. Hey, are we going to dress up? If you want to dress up, I'll dress up. We should dress up.

All right. During the day. Bit of fun. Yeah. Okay. Why not? I was having a think because a few of my mates were having a scary movie night over the weekend. Yeah.

In the lead up to Halloween. Yeah. And I was like, what movies are you guys watching? And I can't even remember what the ones they said. I'd never heard of them. Yeah. They must be real horror ones. Are they scary movie people though?

Yes. They know them all. Full into it. They're like, it's this one where a dead nun comes back and kills a baby and wears it as a hat. You're like, what? What is wrong with you? Why do you want to watch that? If you're interested in that outside of film,

people would think you're a psychopath. Literally. You and I, not fans. No, not a horror movie fan. I actually believe I've gotten more terrified as I've gotten older. I just don't like the images that it evokes in your mind. And you know me, I'm very jumpy.

Yep. I'm very jumpy. I used to live by myself for a long time and I just couldn't watch them because when I was left alone, your brain goes to weird places. Oh, yeah. And you hear something in the middle of the night and then you shit yourself. All right.

To change my sheets a bunch of times. All right. What was the movie for you that really scared the living daylights out of you? When I was a kid? Well, not even... Yeah, as a kid. When I was a kid.

Just in general. I could not watch the Muppets movie. That's true. Are you joking? No. Those two old men that sit up in the opera box? Kind of creepy. Scared the shit out of me. But I guess that's not what you're going for, right?

No. Scary films. Wolf Creek. You know why that's so terrifying? Because it's a true story. Especially for me being an Aussie. Yeah. I've been to where that place is. Why would you go?

Why would you go to where Wolf Creek happened? So that story's based on a true story, but it's not exactly set in the same area. Did he kill tourists? Yes. Did he cut their skin off? Probably. Well, then it's enough.

Horrible. Ivan Milat. If you haven't seen the? Probably. Well, then it's enough. Horrible. Ivan Milat. If you haven't seen the documentary about him and how they caught him, it's horrible. What is it for you? What's your scary movie? To this day, I cannot sit through, and people are going to laugh at me, any paranormal activity film.

Oh, okay. I hate it. Now, that's enough, isn't it? I hate it because it looks real. Yeah. And it's poltergeist stuff. I hate that stuff. The one where they're on the baby monitor, right?

And the ghost comes into the baby's room. Because then I just picture that happening to me. You know where it's like the super like ridiculous out there stuff? I'm like, oh, well, I'm never going to be in a situation where I'm in a haunted house. No. And I fall through the floorboards. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Whereas I'm in my house a lot of the time. Have you watched that new Netflix one that everyone's watching? House on Haunting. Yeah, I've got an idea for that. Okay. You and I, for Halloween, are going to sit through the first episode.

Oh, great idea. Together. Great idea. The guy who couldn't watch the Muppets movie and the girl who shed her pants when she watched Paranormal Activity. That's going to make a great video, actually. It will.

It'll be great. I want to ask from the people, what's the one film that's really scared the crap out of you? Yeah, okay. What's the scariest film for you? Because everyone's going to have a different one. I want to know from you guys on 0800 dial ZM or you can

text us on 9696. Let's get ready for Halloween. Let's get spooky. Yeah. Let's put blood on ourselves. Nah, it stains. Alright. Halloween's on Wednesday. What

creepy movie are you putting on? Or maybe what creepy film are you steering clear of because it scared you so much back in the day? It's not everyone's cup of tea. It's not? It's really not. I hate it. Have you watched any of like the Friday the 13th or the...

I've watched one and it was when I was younger. As I've gotten older, I've become more terrified. Have you watched the original, the one where, is it American Psychopath? The one where, weep, weep, weep. Oh, yes, I've watched that. That is a creepy movie, especially because it's in black and white. Yeah, I know.

We had to watch it for school. Psycho. Psycho. Alfred Hitchcock. We want to know from you What's your movie? What's the one you can't do? What's your scary movie? Jamek?

Yes What movie can't you watch? The movie called The Hills Have Eyes It's kind of mystery horror I've seen that movie Oh, it's horrible It's terrible It's these people who are deformed

And they go after these people who are camping in the middle of nowhere and they just don't let up. They just keep on coming. And then you think they're dead and they just keep on coming for you. Jessie, what is it for you? It has to be the exorcism of Emily Rose. That was a big one, wasn't it? Yes. Are you a big one, wasn't it? Yes.

Are you a scary movie person? Yeah. I like watching scary movies, but that one, oh my God. That one really didn't do things for you, did it? See, people who love these movies will hear that and go, that one's for me. Yeah, that's a good one. That's what I'm looking for.

That's exactly what I'm after. Baxter, you're 13 years old, right? Yes. What are you watching. Baxter, you're 13 years old, right? Yep. What are you watching, Baxter? Jaws. Oh! Yep. Yeah, I hate it. Oh, you hate it. Me too. I was about to say, have you seen The Meg or Sharknado or anything like that, but

nah, you're not into it? I saw Sharknado. Oh yeah? That was pretty funny though, wasn't it? I liked it in the toilet where they bite her head off. Yeah, Baxter. Does Jaws make you not want to go swimming? No, I wouldn't go swimming for months. Yep, I agree, Baxter. That scared me too.

Can I recommend not watching Snakes on a Plane as well, just to be safe? Won't be going on a holiday anywhere. Ella, what's your movie? Hello. Hello, Ella. What movie can't you watch? What movie's scaring you?

I cannot watch Over the Hedge at all. The cartoon? It's terrifying. Yeah, the cartoon. Are you joking? I'm not joking. Why? I went to it when I was little with my godmother,

and we had to leave. I couldn't watch it. But why? Oh, because the beer's too scary for me. It's too scary. All right, well, a different kind of film, but Ella, we will add Over the Hedge to our terrifying... Can you imagine?

You rock up to a Halloween scary horror movie night. On comes Over the Hedge. After this, we're watching Shrek. Brie and Clint on ZM. Right, on comes over the hedge. After this, we're watching Shrek. We had a long weekend, didn't we? No, we had a big weekend. I wish we had a long weekend. Yeah, we had a long weekend the weekend before. We just had a regular weekend.

Right, but we had a long weekend, I mean, because we worked over the weekend. Oh, I see what you mean. We worked on Friday. Yeah. And then we flew home and had over the weekend. Oh, I see what you mean. We worked on Friday. Yeah. And then we flew home and had a... All right, mate. Are you just trying to derail this whole thing?

I don't know what you're trying to do with this. Last Friday, we had a party at the East Dab in Wellington. Yeah, legendary venue, legendary people. That's what it says outside. It made me think of this Katy Perry song, to be honest, I think. That's literally our last Friday night. Have you already forgotten who you kissed? Nah, I still remember.

It was a fun night. It was such a fun night. It was a fun night It was such a fun night It was a great night There was one point in the night Where I just want to have a debrief With you and the team Sure Where I called out this girl

In the middle of the bar She had a really cool hat Oh yeah I remember this This is weird Yeah And I literally called her out From across the bar And I said

I want your hat which is a perfectly normal thing to do to a stranger who's wearing an item of clothing that you want i said we're arm wrestling for your hat right here right now it was only about it was only about 10 30 by the by the way. Maybe not even that. Not even that. And it was at this point where she was so reluctant. She was like, no, I don't want to do that. It's my favourite hat. I was reluctant for you because I saw the guns on her. She was muscly, wasn't she?

The gun show on her, yeah. I don't know why I'd pick her out of everyone. I do. Why? The hat. Because I wanted the hat. You were transfixed on the hat. Arnold Schwarzenegger himself could have been wearing that hat and you still would have gone, I'll wrestle you? The hat. Because I wanted the hat. You were transfixed on the hat. Arnold Schwarzenegger himself could have been wearing that hat

and you still would have gone, I'll wrestle you for that hat. I'll take you down. I'll take you down. And I loved how our team came together in that moment. Producer Ben from Christchurch has come over and he said, I'll adjudicate. Clinton Roberts, he was on video. Well, I needed evidence just in case she brought a suit against you

or something for breaking her arm. I was like, well, just document this whole thing just to be safe. The whole team, producer Ellie was on video. We got two angles of the situation. Next minute, there's this crowd that's gathered in the bar. There was people standing everywhere. I was like, oh, no, I really need to win here. Yeah. Adrenaline's come over., no. I really need to win here. Yeah.

Adrenaline's come over. Well, you didn't need to win. Like, her winning would have been fine too. It was her head after all. Yeah, but you know me. Yeah, I know. I had to win. Producer Ben was like, I will be the adjudicator of this event.

What did you actually say, Ben? I can't even remember. I just think I was like, guys, listen up. I'm counting down for three and then we're ready to go. He literally had his hands on the top of our head. It was so official. He was like, please keep the other hands to the side. No hands on

the table at once. Here we go. Three, two, one, and we're ready to roll. And I was like, this is on here. It's on. You went into this zone that you do sometimes. If you've got a 2-0 lead up and what's the plot? It's on. You went into this zone that you do sometimes. Like if you've got a 2-0 lead up and like what's the plot? It's like your shoulders drop and your knees bend a little bit and your focus just transfixed.

You're like, let's do this. Ready. You ran through that poor girl like she was a piece of paper. You almost snapped her freaking arm off. You did that thing that good arm wrestlers do where you tease them for a second and you hold them straight up and you tense up

and you let them take a bit of the pressure and you gave her that look and they're like, ooh, game on. And then your whole body, your weight goes into your arm and you just devastated her. And at the bottom, you pumped her hand into the desk

in the ultimate disrespect and then you stood in this bar full of strangers in front of her friends too and you went give me that hat! And it was at that point I thought it's going to be a pretty good night.

No regrets. I had to give a pretty good night. No regrets. I had to give her back the hat. She cried. We did give her back the hat. She cried, gave her back the hat. But I still won. I still won. Do you want to do an arm wrestling championship?

Why not? Bring it on.