ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 29th 2020

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

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Hi folks, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Rank way to start the podcast. I've got an etiquette question. Good timing. Yeah, good timing actually. That is a purely coincidence. If you go to a buffet for dinner and... God, I love a buffet.

God, I love a buffet. There's rumours that buffets won't survive post-COVID. I've heard they've shut them down in Australia. Yeah. It's gone. Yeah. shut them down in Australia. Yeah. It's gone. Yeah. Sizzler, gone. Yeah.

Wow, Sizzler's gone. Did you guys have Sizzler here? Briefly. Oh, God, you guys missed out. I never went. You never went. It was too fancy for our family. Sizzler.

Yeah. It was pretty expensive. Yeah. I used to only get to go. It was like the Lone Star of its day, wasn't it? Yeah, I only used to get to go when we'd go on sporting trips. Yeah, right. Oh, God, that was a treat, going to Sizzler.

Cheesy bread. Oh. Okay, so buffet. You go to a buffet. You're going with a group. Group of six. Mm-hmm. And you're one of the first ones there.

Do you have to wait for the rest of the group to arrive before you start the buffet? No, that's the beauty of a buffet. Is that the rule? That is the beauty of a buffet. Right. I mean, I probably beauty of a buffet. Is that the rule? That is the beauty of a buffet. Right. I mean, I probably would wait, but... Nah, probably I wouldn't wait. Okay, think about it like this.

Say you're on holiday. You're at a nice resort. And you all go, right, we're going to meet for breakfast at 8 o'clock. Say you get to the buffet at 7.55. Yeah. Smart. You go get food.

You don't wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's like you're staying at a resort or a cruise kind of thing. Same. Same thing. You're all staying there. That's different. We've all met at a restaurant for dinner.

If it's an appointment. Anastasia, do you have to wait? I'm very old-fashioned in that you should wait. Yeah, right. Because we went to one last night for my dad's birthday. Wait, I guess. I bet your dad did not wait for everyone. So me, him and mum got there first

and we were waiting on my brother and my sister and my brother's partner. And I took us to the counter. I was like, we've got a reservation. We'll go to the counter and find out our table. What a fancy buffet. It wasn't that fancy, but I did book a table to be safe because there were six of us.

And so he goes, oh yeah, you guys are over there. Pointed to a table on the other side of the buffet and Dad goes, so eat everything you want tonight, eh? I was like, yeah, yeah. It's your birthday, mate.

I'm bringing you to a buffet. And we're walking to the table. He picks up a plate to dig straight into the buffet before we even get to the table. Oh yeah. And I told him off. I'd do that.

I told him off. I said, no, you need to wait. Actually, who are you to tell the birthday boy he can do whatever the F he wants? I know, I know. If it wasn't his birthday, I'd be like. But, like, he was getting a plate before he'd even been to the table. That's me. You know how you just do the, you do, like, a tactical, just like a.

Drop your bag. You go and you sit there and you don't do anything. Well, I might as well go get some food then he doesn't he's not wasting his fucking time at a buffet I do as you kind of

read everyone literally plate to the buffet because my brother was like 20 minutes late and so he's just sitting there and we were 15 minutes early

so he'd been waiting for like half an hour by this stage just looking at the food that makes me angry when people are late I can't deal with it yeah

you can't deal with it You can't deal with it Especially to food things There was an issue because I said we were going to Genghis Khan Monaco So you told him the wrong location No I didn't tell him the wrong location They went to Genghis Khan Monaco Road in Epsom

That's a fair enough mistake I'll blame the restaurant That's a fair mistake, mate. That's a fair enough mistake. I'll blame the restaurant. That's bad. Yeah, that's bad. Change something. Change the rules. Move the restaurant.

I'm going to do a U-turn on my decision because I do this all the time where I'm one of those people who is in a sweat if they are one minute late for something. I hate being late.

Me too. It really annoys me. I hate it. And I will, time after time, wait for people when I should just be rude and just

it's their fault it's their fault okay alright there's a caveat then at a buffet you need to wait for other guests to arrive until the time

that you said you need to arrive that's fair at that time you're allowed to go and fill your plate that is fair because with a buffet

you're meant to eat together that's what having a meal together is all about but that's the beauty of a buffet you can refill your plate when they get there you go well you're here now I'll go get my second plate to eat together. That's what having a meal together is all about. But that's the beauty of a buffet. You can refill your plate. When they get there, you go, well, you're here now. I'll go get my second plate to eat with you. I should have been easier on him, actually.

Don't feel too bad for my dad. Especially because it was his birthday. Don't feel bad for him. He had four plates of food and three plates of ice cream. What a champion. He has never had such a good birthday. I can't believe you've never been to Sizzler. The sad thing about buffets is that it's the greatest experience

because you're just loving all this food, you're eating all these different things, you're getting plate after plate. And then by the time you leave it, it's an awful experience because you feel physically ill. That's how I felt every time I ate at my nonna's house on a Sunday. That's what I hate about it. Manja, manja, you're so skinny, you eat the more food. It was like a buffet at my nonna's house on a Sunday. That's what I hate about it. Manja, manja, you're so skinny.

You eat the more food. It was like a buffet at my Nonna's house. It was ridiculous. Have you ever eaten to that point where you feel so violently ill? Christmas Day. Whenever we have fish and chips. Christmas Day I plan it out now.

I learnt early, so my Nonna used to make, RIP Nonna, before she passed away. nonna used to make um r.i.p nonna before she passed away she always used to make an amazing tiramisu and i would always get a massive piece of tiramisu like at the end of lunch and then by the time dinner came around every other one of the bastards had eaten you know all the tiramisu and i then became this person that would eat like two pieces at lunch and then i'd just feel violently ill so then i got smarter so then i used to eat a massive piece at lunch and then i'd get a massive piece and then i'd hide it in the back of the fridge smart yeah so then i could enjoy it later on pace yourself technical christmas day eating Every year my sister goes

At like dinner times She'll be like Where did you get that And I'll be like Secret Secret What's our thoughts On a tactical spew

If you're enjoying a meal so much A tack yak A tack yak A tack yak Have you never heard of a tack yak I'm someone What are your guys thoughts If you're out partying

And you've like Alcohol's different Alcohol's different. If you've been on the alcohols, if I spew, or if I have an inkling like I'm going to spew, it is out. I'm gone. Party is over. It's definitely a night ender for me.

It is a night ender. I'm one of those people who can go I'm just popping off for a chuck and then come back. I've got so many friends like that and I take my hat off to them. Tackyack is such a good term. I'm the same. All of my friends do the tackyack, but I'm the same in that if that happens, which it's a rare occurrence, whereas these girls will just do it like it's normal.

I have a phobia of spewing. As soon as I do it, I'm like in bed, sleep. Straight away. Especially when you're young too. You're like, man, I've wasted all that alcohol. That was meant to get me through the whole night. I never think that. I'm always like get me home. I'd always be like

this is my food allowance for the week. On the rare times that I spew I feel, no excuse me just because you've been there for a couple of them it is rare for me but I feel good about what I've done and I'm like future Clint is going to thank you for that, Spew. Because I always think about how much you're getting out of your system.

I can't, Spew. I'm terrified of it. You're terrified of Spew? I have always been so scared to Spew. I hate it. See, Clint, when you brought it up as, do people, when they eat too much food, not in, you know, if you're wanting to tactically eat, do people actually just like...

Oh, no no I just mean on like not on the reg like not eating disorder styles but I can't actually I mean like I physically can't

I mean a Christmas day or a like I feel sick or maybe I'll just just encourage a spew to come up I can't do that no I just can't do it

I can't do that I just get stuffed and bloated and just yeah I just undo my pants that's my go to let the body deal with it.

I always wear a dress. In the body's way. I always wear a dress on Christmas Day. Tactical dressing too. And it's a tactical... You put a lot of thought into this. Oh yeah, trust me. Not my first Christmas.

Imagine how broke she's going to be this year having to feed herself on Christmas. Brie, I said you can come to my family Christmas. I'm going to have to make like five different dishes. You can come to Christmas. What kind of Deutschland food are you guys making? Schmock and a pancake? Schmock and a pancake?

Pipe and a crepe? Pipe and a crepe. Pipe and a crepe? Yeah. That's actually all my dad wants to eat. Actually, I'm trying to think of what is a Dutch food. Fries and mayo. Is that Dutch?

Frits. Oh, frits, sorry. Is it a wienerschnitzel? No, that, sorry. Is it a Wienerschnitzel? No, that's German. It's a Wienerschnitzel? You know croquettes? Croquettes? Yeah.

Freaking Dale, which is a sausage, and then there's onion and curry sauce on it. There's this curry sauce that my dad eats on everything. But no, we don't. The Dutch do it right. Isn't it interesting how some nationalities, it's so well-known. Yeah.

Your cuisine. The cuisine. It's like Italian, everyone's like spaghetti, pasta, lasagna. They know all the Italian foods. Japanese. And Japanese sushi, katsu, ramen. You know what I reckon it is? You just know what it is.

And then some nationalities you don't. Takeaways in restaurants. Because there's no Dutch restaurants in New Zealand. Well, there are a few in the main cities. No one casually goes out and gets Dutch food. Everyone casually goes out and gets Chinese or Italian. Yeah. But it's interesting how some of them become more popular. Maybe you should start a Dutch takeaway restaurant.

Dutch pancakes. The Dutch oven. There's one on the short. Oh, yeah, that's good. An of them become more popular. Maybe you should start a Dutch takeaway restaurant. Dutch pancakes. The Dutch oven. There's one on the shore. Oh, yeah, that's good. Anastasia's Dutch oven. Isn't there a place in, where do we go where there's that? There's one on the shore. Where's that place where the big windmill is?

In their cafe. Foxton. Yeah, we visited on the Venute tour and their cafe. Oh, that Dutch AF, yeah. Their cafe was called the Dutch oven. Yeah. Really? That's true My dad used to live in Holland

Well there's still He grew up on Windmill Street Molensstraat Why is it called A Dutch Oven When you fart And then put someone Under the covers

Why is that called A Dutch Oven Anastasia Why is it not Called a French Oven I literally as a child Thought my mum would say it Because

My dad farts so much Oh so he's the gas In the Dutch Oven child thought my mum would say it because my dad parts them. Oh, so he's the gas in the Dutch oven. I thought my dad was the Dutch oven. It's because a Dutch oven, it's like a shield, I think, that radiates the heat back down. So it's like a pan and then you put a thing over top of it. Is that right? That's a Dutch oven. And so it inflicts the heat back in.

And so when you do that with a duvet, you're inflicting the gas back into the prison. I think that's what it is, and I'm not Dutch. Do you guys wear clogs at home? Oh, we used to. We used to! No, no, no, sorry, I'm just loving this. We did have clogs, but we wouldn't wear them that much. Speak some Dutch for us.

I can't speak any Dutch, really. But we had, for years we get these slippers that were were clogged like shapes i was at the end of the story yeah did you find 50 bucks in the slipper and and there there it is hey if there's if there's time tomorrow can you retell that story yeah Yeah. Actually, can you chop that up? It was a bit long. Can you chop it up for its own podcast? Yeah, that was fucking good.

Yeah, cool. And just call the podcast, When I Was Young, We Used to Get These Slippers. And then. And then. Let's make a song. Let's make a song. That sounds like a song. Producer Anastasia.

Shit, yeah. When I was young. All right, Brady needs to get out of here. She's going to vape. When I was young. Just wait until we out of here She's gotta vape When I was young Just wait till we leave okay Before you start vaping Just honestly We're almost there

Have a great night everybody Or a day Or whenever you listen to this thing Shout out to the person Who's listening to this podcast During a hurricane Oh wait Oh yeah

Actually I know how to say Bye in Dutch Bree Here we go Do we Is that a Did you

Was that Bree Do we? Did you? Was that? Spray! Do we? Sorry, everything you say in this category seems like you're ready to say more. Sounds like you're just having something that's uncontrollable bowel movements or something. How are you vaping and talking? It's insane.

See you everybody. Bye. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Kia ora, everybody. Bree and Clint, and welcome to Soft Rock Thursdays. An initiative launched on the show yesterday, which we here at the Bree and Clint Show are championing quite strongly. We're now taking suggestions for Soft Rock Thursdays on the text machine, 9696. What's your favourite soft rock song? We exclusively like the 2000s period of soft rock. Yeah, it's our favourite.

Yesterday we played Lifehouse for Birthday Bagger and we just realised. It's great. We're soft rockers. Evermore, Snow Patrol. I thought of another one. Matchbox 20. Last night that we didn't cover off.

Yeah, who? Do you remember Keen? The band Keen. I know this song. Yeah. This is a great song. It's on every rom-com of the 2000s. Yeah, as the girl's walking away and the guy's like,

don't leave me. The girl's walking out of Grand Central Station. Yeah, she's in a finding herself. Yeah, the guy turns and he turns up just as she's hopping onto the train and he's running beside the train and she sees him and she yells out, stop the train. Yeah, so I remembered Keane. Keane's great for Soft Rock Thursday.

Train? Train gets on Soft Rock Thursday. I saw Train a few years ago, this old radio station that I used to do stuff with, and they played a private gig. A private train gig? It was a private train gig. Wow, that's when you know you've made it.

Yeah. When we launched Soft Rock FM, Train are coming to do an exclusive gig. They're the opener. Yeah, we're getting a private train gig. I think a private train gig's more affordable these days too. And if we can't get them, we'll get thirsty murk. Oh, yeah.

Well, some of their stuff's a bit hard though. Remember that song on, the one that's on Bondi Rescue? In the summertime? In the summertimemertime? In the Summertime! Hey, today on the show, you're challenged to win a COVID rain check. If you need some money for something that COVID cost you, go and tell us what it is at ZM Online,

and we could call you at five o'clock to hook you up with that. Yeah, but there's also another big thing on the show today. Yeah? You know what it is. Oh, what's the plot's on? Yeah, we played for $550 of mobile fuel today if you can beat Bree. Thursdays aren't fun for me these days.

Bit stressful, right? It is stressful. Well, after... What you need is some soft rock to chill you out. I definitely do. What you need is some Bernard Fanning. Now this is the stuff right here. This is some soft rock right here. Bernard Fanning. Doesn't get much softer than Bernard Fanning. Make it fan, my Bernard.

I'm so early, feel so bright. Next though, some scary news about Christmas. Oh. I'm not one of that. I'm just a... Brian Clint. I don't want to trigger anybody, but... It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

And this year... It's not even November, mate. Yeah, I know, but I'm ready. This year I'm ready. I'm over this year. Have you got your tree up? No, we don't have a tree. Because we've got cats.

They climb it. Look at you preaching early Christmas, and then you don't even have a tree at all. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, I'm just stating a fact that... It's beginning to look a lot like... There's a lot of Christmas trees that come as a half Christmas tree now. I've seen Christmas trees that hang from the roof and so the cats can't get to it. Brilliant idea.

Where there's a will, there's a way for some cats. I'm going to go cut mine down somewhere in the forestry soon. Are you? Tie it to the top of the lance and just drive it home. Why not? Here's a warning for you. Apparently this year you need to get your Christmas shopping done even earlier because of, yeah, you guessed it, COVID-19.

Yeah, you and I have talked about this because I was like, oh, this is the first time ever I'm not going to be able to go home for Christmas. So now I need to be way more organised because I need to organise everyone's presents earlier. You can't do it at duty free on the way over there. Yeah, I mean what better place to do Christmas shopping than duty free?

Well, everything's there. You don't pay tax on it. Exactly right. Who doesn't want a giant toll road? That's one side of it. You have to get it in the mail and you have to get it in the mail early because of COVID

because everything is taking longer. But even if you don't have to post your presents overseas this year, they're saying you need to get your Christmas shopping done early because they're having trouble getting stuff into the country. So the supply of stuff, if you go, okay, this Christmas,

I definitely want a blender. Or what do people want for Christmas? Well, you can probably just go to Briscoe's. Yeah, you can go to Briscoe's. They're having a sale, did you hear? Are they? Yeah, they're having a sale. It's a one-time, once a year sale that they're going to have also next month.

That they're going to have every day. Whatever it is, they're saying the supply will run out. And if you don't do your Christmas shopping early, it's going to be really hard to get what you want for Christmas. They're saying that like the world is going to run out of stuff.

No, it's just hard to get stuff into the country. It's harder. It's harder. So it's more like if your partner is set on something for Christmas

or if your kid is set on something for Christmas, go and buy it now. Unless you've got a partner who changes their mind a lot. Yeah, but what about the Christmas sales? That's after Christmas.

Is there? No, there's some that go before. Before Christmas. Oh, there's Black Friday. Oh, yeah, true. Black Friday. After Thanksgiving. Yeah.

I don't know, mate. I'm just giving you the facts as they stand. Should I say my hack for anyone that can't go home for Christmas this year? I thought of this hack. So say you've got relatives in Australia, you've got relatives in America, it doesn't matter where they are. This is what you do. What if they're in Nairobi? Huh?

What if my relatives are in Nairobi? Perfect. If you've got relatives there. Instead of buying the gifts here and then, oh, it's hectic and then you have to wrap it and then you have to probably wait for the gift to get to your house and then you have to wrap it and then you have to send it and then it's not going to get there. No, it's not going to get there.

All you should do is, this is what I'm going to do. My mum doesn't know about this yet. I'm going to buy all like gifts on websites and get it sent to my mum's house. Yeah. And then I'm just going to ask her to wrap everything. Send it direct. And then you don't have to do the wrapping as well.

I don't have to do the wrapping. That's the Christmas spirit. Isn't it? It's beginning to look a lot like that. A lot. I'm going to be like, oh mum, can you do me a favour? I'm not even going to be able to be at home for Christmas. Please, mummy. Can you please? Ask her to wrap her own present too and then film herself

unwrapping it for your Instagram. Surprise! I'm not organised for Christmas. You're not organised for Christmas. God're not organised for Christmas. God, no. But I guarantee you someone out there listening to ZM right now is fully organised for Christmas. I disagree. I don't think they will be. These people exist.

And when they do exist, they want to tell you about it. And so I want you to tell us about it this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. If we're saying completely organised, that means trees up. Trees up. All the presents are bought and wrapped. Oh, well, that's supreme level, okay? Okay. If you've done all your Christmas shopping,

call us on 0800-DARLS-ZM. And if you've done all your shopping, wrapping, and the trees up, you will be bumped to the front of the queue on 0800-DARLS-ZM. Does it count if I've done all my Christmas shopping for myself? Yeah, man. I hear. Brian Clint. my Christmas shopping for myself? Yeah, man. Tell them, Michael. It's almost November.

It's almost Christmas. You don't even have a Christmas tree. I don't own a Christmas tree. Yeah, exactly. I'd love it. Don't get me wrong, girl. I'd love a Christmas tree. No, here's my challenge for you this year.

Yeah? You need a Christmas tree. Tui, your daughter... Won't remember. ...needs a Christmas tree. Yes, she will. This is the last year I can get away with not having one. No, you need to have one, and I want to see it.

You get creative. You're a dad now. Yeah. Get creative. You've got cats. There's ways around it. All right. I'll put Velcro pads on the cat's paws so they can't jump.

No. You said get creative. I want to know, because they're saying that you have to not only send your Christmas shopping extra early this year if it's going overseas, you have to do your Christmas shopping extra early because there's going to be supply chain issues because of, oh, bloody COVID. Yeah, I ordered stuff back in April. Still haven't got it. So we want to know, is there anyone out there who is fully organised for Christmas already? Emma's called up.

Hi, Emma. Hello, Em. Hey. So it's what? It's October the 29th. No, Emma. How organised for Christmas are you? No, you're not.

So normally it's all done by Queen's birthday weekend because they have a massive sale and that's normally the end of my Christmas shopping. This year, obviously, COVID, I've been a little bit slow, but I am done now. Wait, when was Queen's birthday weekend? June. Your Christmas shopping is usually done by June? I have six nephews and one daughter,

and it just pays to be organised because everyone's birthday is also January, February, so it kind of is going to be planned. So you're done. How do you have that much organisation and time, and you've got a daughter? You're an inspiration. I have a little job, it's good to be planned. So you're done. How do you have that much organisation and time and you've got a daughter? You're an inspiration. I just like to do a job and I like to shop. So, you know, little by little. All right.

Yeah, no, you're in. That's beginning to look good. You're incredible. No, did you have a Christmas tree up? Oh, have you got your Christmas tree up yet? I don't. My husband would throttle me. No one's perfect, I guess.

Let's go to Annette. Hi, Annette. Hi, Annette. Hi, Annette. Hi. How are you? Good, thank you, man. Are you organised for Christmas already? Yeah, three weeks ago I had everything all wrapped, named, in the cupboard.

Annette, what are you up to? And the Christmas lights are all up around the house. Oh, yes! Annette, Halloween hasn't even been yet. No, no, but you have to be organised for adult kids and partners and grandchildren. And I've got a son and a grandson in Australia that I've got a parcel all ready to go. Got a whole brood. Yeah.

And then, I need to ask, you sound like someone that puts on a big spread on Christmas. Do you have all the food and stuff? Do you have your menu plans? Yeah, have you bought the ham? Yeah, I have all my adult children and their partners come home to stay Christmas Eve night and we have a big thing. And then in the morning we get up and we start all over again.

Start planning for the next one. Excellent. Oh, I'm jealous. This sounds fun. Finally, Kelsey, it's the 29th of November. Are you already organised for Christmas? 29th of October, but yes, we start shopping about June and July because we've got...

Kelsey, that's so early. June and July. It takes up half your year. That's good. You're in the Christmas spirit. I like it. I like it. Yeah, well,

we don't want to be bankrupt come the end of the year. Who wants to be like that? Then you can't, you don't have money for holidays. No, Kelsey, it's easy.

You just give them nothing. Yeah. Well, I did do that. We made deals with our siblings. We're like, we're essentially just trading money.

Why don't we just stop buying presents? Kelsey, this is what we say every year. You know what we do in our family because it's so expensive to buy everyone gifts. It's just too much. We just do Secret Santa. We do that within our immediate family now and then we do it amongst the bigger families

as well and then you just buy two presents. Yeah. And you can buy two really good presents. I don't need any more stuff. No. I've got enough stuff. And most of the time, let's be real, we're all adults. If you want something, you go buy it.

There you go. Kelsey. That's the point. Kelsey, I don't feel bad saying this to you, even though it's the 29th of October. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. You guys make me sick.

Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. No Dean today, but Br Bree's got some latest. Yeah, this is quite interesting. A morning show host from Aussie who hosts a morning show called Sunrise. His name's Koshi, so he's just one of the hosts. Yeah. Has been asked to rate a bunch of celebrities that he's met and interviewed over the last 20 years.

He's like a famous celebrity reporter, right? Like that was his thing for a long time. They've seen him to do the movie interviews and stuff like that. I don't know if he ever did that. Oh, okay. He might have. I can't remember if he did but he's interviewed a lot of famous people and they've asked him to rate them out of 10 how nice they were, what kind of person

they were. Do you want to hear some of them? Yeah, always. So they asked him about Harrison Ford. He's met him a few times. What do you think he rated Harrison Ford? A grumpy old man, I Ford. He's met him a few times. What do you think he rated Harrison Ford? Grumpy old man, I reckon. He's one of those grumpy blokes. Yes. Two out of ten.

He gave Harrison Ford a two out of ten. Gave him a two out of ten. That's savage. They also had Justin Bieber on their show back in the day a long, long time ago. What do you think he gave Justin Bieber out of ten? I hope he didn't give young Justin Bieber too bad a rating after that new song as well because that kid was going through some stuff and everyone was like, he's a brat.

But I'm going to say he called him a spoiled brat. Yeah, he said he gave him a 3 out of 10. Said a bit of a diva. One of our floor managers was positioning him for a song and just very gently said, this is where you stand. And he said, don't you dare touch me back.

But he also said that he thinks he's matured and grown up and he's quite a good bloke now. So that's nice. He then went on to talk about Kramer from Seinfeld. Oh, right. Whose name is Michael Richards. He gave him a three out of ten, said he's annoying. Yeah. He's real savage.

Is there anyone that he liked? There is. I'm getting to those. Katy Perry, he gave her a 9 out of 10. Fun. She's bright. I give Katy Perry a 10 out of 10. And very talented and smart.

Matt Damon, he gave him a 10 out of 10. Matt Damon, I think, is the future Tom Hanks. I love Matt Damon. You can't hate Matt Damon. I'm trying to think of who. Yeah, I love Matt Damon. You can't hate Matt Damon. I'm trying to think of who. Yeah, I love Matt Damon just as. I always get him and Mark Wahlberg mixed up. I think they look the same.

Right, okay. I always get them mixed up. I'll get through these. Hugh Jackman, he gave a 10 out of 10. He's fantastic. He said Dame Julie Andrews. Dame Julie, yeah. Do you know who that is?

Mary Poppins. Thank God you knew who that was. Sound of Music. One of the most famous actresses. You have to give her a 10. You have to give her a 10. Gave her a big 10 out of 10. Yeah.

He said, I had high expectations. I met her and I fell even more in love with her. She's one of those lovely people from that lovely generation. She is awesome. It's like saying, you can't go out and say, oh, David Attenborough is a bit of an a-hole. Yeah, it's like. You just don't know it. Can you imagine meeting the Mary Poppins and, oh, David Attenborough is a bit of an a-hole. Yeah, it's like. You just don't do it.

Can you imagine meeting the Mary Poppins and being like, jeez. What a piece of work. That is the latest brought to you by Whitecliffe. Whitecliffe College. Study art, design, fashion, and technology with Whitecliffe. Brian Clint. Next on the show, question for you. What is the dirtiest thing in your kitchen?

Have a think about it. My mind. Our survey's been done. We'll reveal the dirtiest thing in your kitchen next. Bree and Clint. I asked you the question before. What is the dirtiest item in your kitchen? This is easy. A UK

cookware store called Oliver's. I think they've got Oliver's here in New Zealand. I think it's quite fancy. I think we've got an Oliver's. I don't know if we do. I'm going to go with yes. We have an Oliver's. They've done a survey and they've found out that,

before I reveal what it is, and I will give you a guess. I want to guess before you reveal it. This item, 80% of people in the survey admitted they had never cleaned this one thing in their kitchen. So I'll give you one guess. What do you think the dirtiest item in the kitchen is? I'm going to say it's something in the family of dishcloth, like oven mitt, something like that.

No. Incorrect. The dirtiest item in the kitchen, in my kitchen, in your kitchen, in everybody's kitchen is... the microwave. Oh, no, not in my kitchen. Really? Have you got a clean microwave?

Yeah, my partner's crazy. Are you in the 20%? Yeah, and cleans it all the time. Our oven, even though we live in a flat situation, our oven, all the grates get pulled off probably every second night and gets cleaned. Oh, right, you're living with one of those people. It's good to have one of those people.

No, multiple people, we're all like that. Yeah, right. I think a microwave gets away with not being cleaned because you open the door for about 14 seconds a week. Yeah, true. And then you... Keeping up to date with seconds a week. Yeah, true. And then you... Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. NZ Herald's new podcast, The Front Page,

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I'll just get my food done and then we'll deal with it later. Put your food in. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Take your food out and you go, oh, that's dirty. Shut the door. Don't worry about it. You're like, I'll deal with that later. Deal with it another time.

So 80% of people, very honest, have never cleaned their microwave. This is where it gets kind of situ. I've never cleaned. Never cleaned it. What about if something bubbles over? That's off. I think there's a difference between cleaning the glass plate, taking it out, running it under the tap.

And cleaning the inside. And cleaning the inside. 69% of people admitted they've never cleaned their oven. But ovens are self-cleaning anyway. Ovens, I definitely would not clean as much. 48% of people said they had

never cleaned their fridge. That grosses me out. Yeah, you've got to wipe out the things every now and then because I forget about certain fruits and vegetables. You've got to use a handy-andy with a scent so it smells clean. 21% of people admitted that they don't wash their hands before cooking food. Yeah, I mean, sometimes I'm a bit lax on that. That's disgusting, especially in the era of COVID.

Oh, Bree, you're cancelled. No, like I do, but if I've been at home and I've been like just in my room. The same number of people admitted that they very rarely wash their tea towels and kitchen cloths. That's the one I said. Yeah. And that is disgusting. You know what? I have, this is a phobia of mine. I've never talked about

this before and probably a lot of people's phobias. I have and this is why I'm so hated in our flat. I use paper towel to dry my hands. Because, and can I guess why? Yeah. Because you've got a fear of tea towel stench. Yes. Yeah. I hate it so much. Tea towel, and it gets on your hands and you can smell it. I know, yeah. I think I grew up in a household, my mum will agree. Stinky tea towel. She's not the best at cleaning her tea towels, so I just don't go near them. It's not using

tea towels that's the problem, it's the not washing your tea towels often enough. I'm terrified of them. Yeah. They're scary. I want to talk about this movie that people, it came out in 2018, but people are starting to talk about it now because it is a Christmas movie. Okay. And they're saying potentially that this could be one of the worst movies ever made.

Right, okay. But then there's also a lot of support behind it. There's a lot of garbage movies out there. I know. I think we should play a part of the trailer. Yeah. And then I'll explain to you exactly what the movie is about. Or maybe you'll be able to pick it up from this trailer.

Okay. We do this on Christmas Eve. You're grounded. I'm better off without it. Isn't that right, Santa Jaws? That is not a shark. That is Santa Jaws. I know her.

I made her. That is her. Did they just say Santa Jaws? It is the 2018 film released in the lead up to Christmas. That movie sounds awesome. Called Santa Jaws. Where a shark that has a Christmas hat on its fin is attacking people. That's Santa Jaws.

Honestly, this movie, people are saying, makes Sharknado look like it should have won an Oscar. Yeah, but some people love Sharknado because it's so bad. I love Sharknado. I'm a big fan. So I see your bad rating on Santa Jaws and I want to watch it anyway. No, it's not my rating. No, I mean world.

Right, right. I'm all for it. I mean, I love not my rating. No, I mean world. Right, right. I'm all for it. I mean, I love the Sharknado series. I thought it was great. Is it a Sharknado or is it its own thing? No, I think it's its own thing. This is the description written on Rotten Tomatoes. Trying to survive the family Christmas,

Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. Fun for the whole family. It's received, surprisingly, a 52% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, rated a measly 3.7 on IMDb. Right. 3.7 out of?

10. Oh, right, out of 100. No, out of 10. But, I mean, if you're looking for a new Christmas 10. Oh, right. Out of 100. No, you're out of 10. But I mean, if you're looking for a new Christmas film. Santa Jaws. There's only so many times you can watch the holiday, you know? Yeah, I know. It's time to spice things up.

Whack the Santa Jaws on. Yeah. And just live a little. I like the bit where it says the shark killed his whole family at Christmas. Oh, that shark's a grinch. I wanted to know after this because people are saying, you know, this is a horrible movie and whatever. I want to know from people what is the worst movie you've ever seen?

Like where you just are like, oh, that was terrible. Don't mess with the Zohan. That's your pick? It's out of two. It's out of a movie called The Lobster. Have you seen The Lobster? Oh, it was terrible. Terrible.

What's that? Colin Farrell. Oh, Colin Farrell, yeah. And the brother out of Step Brothers that's not Will Farrell. Yes. But he's not funny. John C. Reilly. Yeah, he's not playing a comedy character.

It's the only movie I've ever walked out of, The Lobster. You didn't like it? Yeah. Yeah, it was... My wife was crying it was that bad. She was like, I want to get out of here. Please, can we leave? So don't mess with the Zoh of, The Lobster. You didn't like it? Yeah. Yeah, it was weird. My wife was crying it was that bad. She was like, I want to get out of here.

Please can we leave? So don't mess with The Zohan or The Lobster. What's the worst movie for you? I'm going to cop a lot of backlash from this because this movie got awards and it was...

So you say Lord of the Rings or you can leave the goddamn country? No, I love Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings is great. A little bit long. I... Not long enough.

Am I right, New Zealand? Did not get or understand Birdman. Oh. Not for me. Right. Not for me. It was a bit arty farty. Like I got that it was cool because it was all filmed in one thing,

but I was kind of like, yeah, but it doesn't mean that it's good. Okay. Well, there's our contenders. They'll start the list. The Lobster, Don't Mess With The Zohan. And Birdman. And Birdman. What's the worst movie of all time?

0800 dial ZM. That's right. Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. We're talking worst movies you've ever seen because I came across a movie that is actually trending at the moment on Amazon, I think. and it's called, what's it called? Santa Jaws.

Santa Jaws, where a shark wearing a Santa hat. Eats someone's family. Reigns havoc. Is it the worst movie of all time? Well, we can't vote because neither of us have seen it. No, haven't seen it. What we do want to know is what is the worst movie you've ever seen? We've put our suggestions in.

The Lobster and Don't Mess With The Zohan for me. Yeah, I said Birdman. What a waste of time that was for me. This is drawing in a lot of feedback as well. Let's go straight to the phones. Sam's called through. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, like for me, it's definitely Sharknado. Sharknado, but it's so bad that it makes it good. Yeah, so bad it's good. But then I've also just got a comment on the fact that you don't like Birdman. Yeah, I just, I think I'm not smart enough to get it, Sam. Yeah, I think so. She's not going to sugarcoat it for you at all.

My deal with Birdman is that it's not made for, like, the enjoyment of, like, the storyline or the special effects or anything like that. It's a fucking, oh, excuse me, it's an art piece. Yeah, all right, we're going to wrap you up there, Sam. Love the passion. Art people, they're so passionate. Art people, so passionate.

So passionate. They love Birdman. But I still hate Birdman. Caitlin's here. Hi,, they're so passionate. Art people, so passionate. So passionate. They love Birdman. Still hate Birdman. Caitlin's here. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, how are you? You're not going to swear, eh?

No, I won't. Have you seen Birdman, Caitlin? I actually haven't. I have no idea what that is. Don't bother. Okay. What's the worst movie of all time? Les Miserables. Les Miserables.

Les Miserables. You've never seen it. You've never seen Les Mis? I've never seen Les Mis either. It's got Ian Hathaway. Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. It's the only movie I've actually walked out of.

Oh, you left Les Mis. Do you like musicals, though? I do, but I just didn't. I didn't get it. It was just... It's very long, though, isn't it, Beck, isn't it? Oh, I probably lasted like 20 minutes. You lasted 20 minutes.

Really? That's it? So it wasn't even the actual length of the movie. It was just that it was horrible. She just hated it. I love people texting through and talking about movies that are just really niche. Yes.

Like someone was like, the worst movie I've ever seen was Piranha 3D, especially the line where the main character gets attacked underwater by a bunch of piranhas and then comes out holding his privates, screaming, this is my penis. That sounds horrible, that movie. You don't get any sympathy though if you go to a movie called Piranha 3D

and then complain that it's not any good? It's not going to be a masterpiece. Yeah, you know what's good? Your ability to judge movies. A lot of people saying Grease 2, worst movie they've ever seen. Nacho Libre getting a few votes. Nacho.

Nacho Libre. Nacho. Yeah. And what was it? Meet Joe Black. Yeah, you said that. Niche Brad Pit. And what was it? Meet Joe Black. Yeah, you said that. Niche Brad Pitt film. No, it's not niche.

Super popular, but really early stuff. Yeah, right. Rebecca's here. Rebecca, what's the worst movie of all time? Definitely Crocodile Dundee. Oh, get out of town, Beck. Come on, mate. I can't stand it, but my partner is sitting here shaking his head. He loves

it. It's terrible. What is it that gets you the most? Is it the accent? All of it. And his jokes aren't funny and his lines aren't funny and it's just not a good time. No, you know what? You've done it all wrong, Beck. You've done it all wrong.

You just need to smoke a big joint. That might make it a lot better. It might. I don't know. It could. It would make Piranha 3D good, I think, too. It might make it even scarier.

What about Birdman? Nah, still Birdman. Kicked off this segment last week, and I've had a few inboxes on my social media of suggestions of things to talk about. It's pretty much just a segment where I'm trying to make your mind or your brain think a little bit harder. All right, you want to expand my... Yes, just to make you think.

Right, okay, I appreciate that. To see if you can explain these things to me. Yep. It's this segment here. 7.8 billion people live in this world, but can one of you please explain this? Mind-blowing. I forgot how the opener went of my own segment.

Just a few things where, I don't know, maybe it'll make you think a little bit. I want to kick it off. Here comes the first one. Everyone in the studio, does this make you think a little bit? I want to kick it off. Here comes the first one. Everyone in the studio, does this make you think? Do you ever think that there could be thousands of animals out there

that have always needed glasses? Mind blowing. Oh, buzzy. Your cats, they might not have 20-20 vision. Yeah, right. How would we know? Because you'd say to them, okay, read the eye chart.

They can't read. Oh, this cat needs glasses. Mind-blowing. All right, here comes another one. What hair colour do they put on bald people's driver's licences? Mind-blowing. Actually, can a bald guy message us? I did a bald person one last week,

and someone who's bald messaged in and said that his kids were laughing so hard. I think it was. It was shampooing. Yeah, it was how far does a bald person wash up their face? Where does it stop? Because we stop at our hairline. They just put a bunch of moisturizer and just rub it on the top. Where do it stop? Because we stop at our hairline They just put a bunch of moisturiser Where do they stop?

All the way down the back All people please text us What does it say? Is your hair colour on your driver's licence? I don't think mine is No actually there's a better question Is your hair colour on your driver's licence? That's an even better question

Alright here comes another one If God sneezed What would you say? your driver's licence. That's an even better question. Mind-blowing. All right, here comes another one. If God sneezed, what would you say? Oh, yeah. Mind-blowing. Gesundheit. All right, another one. It sounds like a lyric from that song. What if God was one of us?

All right, what about this? Technically, our restaurants are human... Hold on, wait. Restaurants are human petrol stations and petrol stations

are car restaurants. Mind-blowing. I love those ones. We flip it around. Refuel. Yeah. It's all about the refueling. Or if you're on a mobile

on the go and you're getting yourself a sausage roll, dinner for two. Boom. Even better. Good sausage rolls. I've got two more. I've got two more. Why is the meat from a chicken called chicken,

but the meat from a cow is called beef? Mind-blowing. Actually, while I'm at it, why is an orange called an orange and a watermelon isn't called red or pink? Is that green? Oh, pink. Mind-blowing. Wait, what's the colour of a watermelon?

Why isn't a banana called yellow? No, but also, what's the colour of a watermelon? Is it green or is it pink? Well, the skin is green and the flesh is pink. Because I would have thought pink. Unless you're getting a yellow watermelon, then it's yellow. No, but also, what's the colour of a watermelon? Is it green or is it pink? Well, the skin is green and the flesh is pink. Because I would have thought pink. Unless you're getting a yellow watermelon, then it's yellow. They exist. There are yellow

watermelons? Yeah! Mind-blowing! Do you know there are candy floss pink grapes? Oh, they're delicious. They haven't come to New Zealand yet. Now you're just talking bullshit. I'm not! I'm going to wrap it up with one more for this week's Mind Blown.

Wrap your head around this. Do fish ever get thirsty? Mind Blown. Probably. Do they drink? What about the saying, drink like a fish? Yeah. Do fish drink?

Do they drink salt water? I've just realised something. This segment just makes us all sound dumb. Yeah. Oh, my God, I've just realised that too. New Zealand, it's pretty easy to make the news. Like, if you decide you're going to walk from Auckland to Hamilton, you're going to make the news.

On the news. You're on the news, yeah. If you decide that you're going to make your house look like a castle using polystyrene, you're on the news. Sound hooked. If you're a guy who lives in Wellington and you say, I'm going to eat 87 burgers in 19 days, you're on the news. And you're also on this radio show.

So please welcome to the show Rob, who is doing just that. Hi, Rob. Hello. How is everyone? Going well. What was the statistics Rob? How many burgers, how many days are we talking? It was meant to be over 19 days and I wanted to do 86 burgers, but then I forgot it started on day one. I don't know how that slipped my mind. It's really 87 in 18 days it's turned out to be. 87 in 18 days. So how many burgers a day is that Rob? So I'm trying to do an average of five a day. Some days I've hit seven in the day.

Some days I've only managed to do two in the day. So life gets in the way. Yeah, life does get in the way. I like that attitude. Big question for you. Why are you doing this? Look, I didn't set out with any intention at the beginning of it. They have a website.

They list all the burgers. And I thought, well, I'm just going to list the ones that I like. And I just sat there and thought, actually, I'm not doing anything in my spare time at the moment. Like, they have a website, they list all the burgers, and I thought, well, I'm just going to list the ones that I like. And I just sat there and thought, actually, I'm not doing anything in my spare time at the moment. Like, most things are shut down, I can't travel anywhere, so I might as well go for gold here. Yeah, and it's Wellington. You're eating your way around Wellington during Wellington on a plate. It's a place to start.

It's noble what you're doing. You're supporting local during the most important time in history. What's the best burger that you've eaten? I've had a burger out at an Italian place in Batoni called La Bella Italia, and it's just like an Italian sausage patty. It's on a garlic ciabatta bun, and it's got some turnip leaves, which I didn't realise were a thing.

I just kind of thought they were weeds, but they tasted nice, so... Rob, people love the Italian sausage, so it doesn't surprise me. Are you having to pay for these burgers, or have you become the famous burger guy now so when you walk in, they fall over themselves to give you a free burger?

No, I've pretty much paid for 100% of all the burgers myself. I think I've had two free ones and two free wines along the way. Let me just work this out. We'll average your burger price. What do you reckon? $18 a burger?

Oh no, go $25. $25 a burger and you want to do 87 burgers? That's two and a half grand that you're going to spend on burgers. So the reasoning behind this was I couldn't attend my cousin's wedding in Manchester, which was supposed to be in June, but it's postponed a year, but we're never going to get to travel again. And I figured I would spend that money that I would have spent on flights on burgers this year, and that's my holiday money.

Well, there's a nice way to look at it. Let's get down to brass tacks. Tell me what it's done to, first of all, your waistline eating 87 burgers. I've not done any measurements as yet. I did weigh in at the start of this, and I will be weighing in on Saturday night after my last burger. My pants, they're okay around the waist. It's actually my ass and thighs where they're starting to get a bit tight.

I feel you on that. I noticed on my postie run today that my thighs are beginning to chafe. I've never had this in my life before, so I was a bit confused. That's muscle. You're putting on muscle. Yeah, that's muscle, yeah. You're converting that protein. Disgusting question, and usually I'd leave this to Bree,

but I'm actually interested. Don't ask him that. Well, I kind of have to. Are you constipated is what he wants to ask you. I don't believe I am, but I feel like I am a lot of the time. There's a lot of carbs. Yeah, I feel like I've got a concrete bowel a lot of the time. I feel like I kind of need to go to the bathroom, but I don't actually need to.

Like, there's nothing there. Yeah, that's called constipation. Yeah, right. How many burgers are you up to so far? I believe I just finished 85 at lunchtime, so I've only got two to go. Two to go, and you're going to do them today? How do you stretch?

No, I've got one tonight, and I've got a day off tomorrow. I've just got a lot of stuff on with work, family, and friends, and I couldn't squeeze one in tomorrow, so I was just planning the last one for Saturday night. Yeah, because you're a national hero. We expect to see you On the 6 o'clock news This Saturday

That's Rob From Wellington The man who's eating 87 burgers In 18 days He's nearly there Nearly there Two to go

Pray for him New Zealand And His toilet We play Watch the plot And what would you know It's Thursday Just before 5 o'clock Brie and Clint. We play What's the Plot? And what would you know, it's Thursday, just before 5 o'clock. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Looking for an 11-week winning streak today is Brie Thomasel. My heart is literally beating like I've had four Red Bulls. Looking to take her down and steal $550 of mobile fuel is Lynn. Hi, Lynn.

Hi, Lynn. Hi. Hi, guys. Lynn, would you take $50 and I can go on and keep playing? I'll offer you $50. It's all right. I just want to go, if that's all right. Okay.

That's your prerogative. Lynn, before I give you the category, what's your favourite type of movie? Murder Mystery. This week in the run-up to Halloween, the theme of What's the Plot is scary movies.

Awesome. Jesus. Now, who has the competitive advantage? Scary movies. I always scare me. I have three movie points. Don't worry, I always cover my ears. You and me both.

Whoever buzzes in with their name first gets to guess that movie. And if you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Best of three. Good luck, everybody. Don't wait for me to finish the movie. Thank you. Scary luck, everybody. Don't wait for me to finish the movie. Thank you. Scary movie number one. After a team of scientists

lose their cushy positions at a university, they decide to wage a high-tech battle with the supernatural. Bree. Bree. Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters is absolutely correct. With the supernatural. Bree. Bree. Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters.

Is absolutely correct. Fuck, Bree. Who are you going to call? Ghostbusters. Thanks, Lynn. I appreciate that. Come on, mate. All right.

That's it. That's movie number one. Game on. Movie number one out of the way. All right. I'm so nervous. I'm like's movie number one. Game on. Movie number one out of the way. All right. I'm so nervous. I'm like... Movie number two. All Halloween themed.

A year after Sydney's mum is murdered, more murders start to occur. Lynn. Lynn. Scream? Scream. Yep. Is correct.

Hello, Sydney. Okay. One for one. One for one. I hate when it's one for one. Tie break. The tension in the studio is palpable. Movie number three.

This film is about a young boy who peacefully haunts a mansion in Maine when specialist... Brie. Brie. Casper. Casper's absolutely correct. She's done it. Bree. Casper. Casper's absolutely correct. She's done it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Congratulations, Bree. I'm not going to lie, Lynn. You were very good today. Good game. That's all right. Thank you, guys.

I think a little bit of wee just came out of Bree. Oh, my God. I don't think I've ever been that excited. All right. No good today, Lynn. Sorry. Next week, we will play for $600 of free mobile fuel in What's The Plan.

No Red Bull for me anymore, okay? If you've missed it on this show, then you probably haven't been listening because I talk about it enough. I got a puppy a few weeks ago. Yeah. 11 weeks old now, 11 weeks. She's a canteria, same dog as Toto from The Wizard of Oz.

And we thought we were super original when we named her Whitney Houston. Whitney for short. But, you know, named her after the pop diva. We love Whitney Houston. Oh, is that who you named her after? What are you joking? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Some things don't need clarifying. Yeah, right. Anyway. Whitney Houston. I wonder where they got that name from. Yeah, sounds familiar. It was an auntie of Bree's. Very familiar.

Anyway, named her after the Pop Diva. And she's the light of our lives except for when she's eating cow pets or biting us or just being an absolute menace. Or waking you up. Or waking us up. Or, you know, puppies are hard. They're difficult. So we decided to enrol her in puppy school,

which is really good for them to get, you know, to meet other dogs and to get a few tricks or a few, like, you know, things down pat early. Just to learn how to behave themselves. Yeah. It's what I imagine puppy school is for. No, it's good. Puppy school is for you.

It's not for them. Pretty much. It's where we learn stuff. stuff yeah and they just go along for the ride so her first night at puppy school was last night and it was so good it was actually heaps of fun yeah like it's really interesting like interacting and seeing how other people are coping with their new puppies like and everyone looks tired yeah everyone looks exhausted and everyone has bites on their arms. So I'm like, right, it's not just us. So it makes you feel a little bit better. But there was one thing I noticed in the class

when everyone was introducing their puppies and their dogs and stuff is that a lot of people naming their dogs after celebrities. Right. Very common in the class. Was there any other Whitney Houston's? No, no other Whitney Houston's. Because I know you, that would really shit you. I would, yeah, I'd be so annoyed.

If there was another dog there called Whitney Houston, they're like, and we've started her an Instagram page, she's got 2,000 followers. You'd be like, you son of a... I'm coming after you. You stole our name. Anyway, no, so no other Whitney Houston's. There was a dog, a cute Labrador called Elvis.

Right. Which my mum would love that because she loves Elvis. Elvis the dog? Was he fat? No, he was quite thin. For now. For now, but he's a lab. At the moment he's young Elvis.

In the future he'll be fat Elvis. Weird enough, Elvis the dog loved food. Yeah, right. Like adored it. And then there was one, there was another dog in the class and this was probably my favourite one. And his name was Hemmy, short for Hemingway. As in?

The rider. Oh, Ernest Hemingway. Yeah. Sorry. You were thinking of like. Hemsworth. True. Yeah. I was like. Hemsworth. True. Yeah.

I was like, hear me, Luke, Chris, which one? Which one? Which Hemsworth? Oh, that's so true. Yeah. Don't say Hemingway like I should know, by the way. I read the same amount as you, okay? Yeah, but even I know James.

What's your favourite passage from Hemingway? I don't know. A couple of, you know, what, To Kill a Mockingbird? Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right. I think it's very common to name your pet after a celebrity. Because your cats are named after celebrities. Yeah, they're both named after David Bowie. We've got Ziggy as in Ziggy Stardust and Bowie as in David Bowie.

You couldn't pick one other celebrity to... No, he died that week. Oh, did he? Yeah, and he's one of our favourites and he died that week and then we got the cat, so we named him that. Yeah, I love the name of your cat. This is the unfortunate bit, though. If you have a name in mind that you love of a celebrity and you're like I'm going to give

that to our dog or our cat. If you really love it hold on to it for your kid. Because Bowie, such a cool name. Lucy and I both had the discussion. You can't name your kid Bowie now. Why not? Because you've got a cat. Oh yeah now I can't. Yeah now you can't. We've wasted it on the stupid cat. So true. I want to know because we did talk about Whitney Houston. All that's left is David and Stardust. I mean, Stardust for a boy could be.

No, probably not. I want to know from people listening because I find this really interesting. Yeah. Have you named your pet after a celebrity? Yep. And is there a spin on it? Do you have multiple pets named after celebrities? Because I'm thinking my next dog will be Freddie Mercury.

Yeah, that's good. Or if it's another girl, Tina Turner. Tina Turner's good. Tina, come here, Tina. Get here, Tina. Come here, Tina. Yeah. And did you name your pet after a celebrity who then went bad?

Oh, no. Do you have a dog? Bad boy. Yeah, like do you have Bill Cosby the dog? Oh, no. 0800 dials at him. Is your pet named after a celebrity? Or you can text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. Took my 11-week-old Canteria puppy, Whitney Houston, to her first puppy training class last night. She actually did really well. You would say that. Except for when she and the Border Terrier named Hemingway were just going nuts. Yeah. At each other. And I'm pretty sure Hemingway tried

to hump her head. What a bougie name for a dog by the way. Hemingway. Yeah, his owner looked quite bougie too. Like I think he was a writer. This is my chinchilla. J-R-R Tolkien. This is my chinchilla, J.R.R. Tolkien. Here's my bird, Shakespeare. Sing for them, Shakespeare. Yeah.

Anyway, I noticed in the class there was quite a lot of dogs named after celebrities and I wanted to know from people this afternoon, did you name your pet after a celebrity? Hi, Julie. Hiya. What is it your pet after a celebrity? Hi, Julie. Hiya. What is it? What's the animal? Yeah, what's the animal? It's a cat. He's a cat. Okay, cute. And Julie, what is the name

of your cat? Freddie Mercury. Oh, jealous! Julie, I'm so jealous. I want to name my next dog Freddie Mercury and then give him a moustache. Have you got a little microphone for him or anything or a little moustache? Yeah, he's got a little moustache. Yes.

Cute, Julie. I'm so jealous. Love that. Brooke's here. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi. What's your pet, Brooke?

She's a chocolate Labrador. Cute. And what's your chocolate Labrador's name? Her name's Ari after Ariana Grande. Yeah. I am here for it. Ariana Grande, the chocolate Labrador. Does she have a high pony like Ariana Grande?

I think she does. It's her ears. I love that, Brooke. That's great. Ariana Grande, the chocolate Labrador. Catherine, hi. Hi, Catherine. Hi.

What type of animal do you have? We have an 11-week-old Cavalier King Charles bear. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Very cute, Catherine. And may I say my thoughts are with you at this hard time. I know. They eat every

hour. She's currently biting my foot. Okay. Leave it. Leave it. What is the evil King Charles Cavalier cross called? She's called Ginny, like Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley. She's ginger and white. Yes. Oh, that makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah.

I think she's so cute, but also such a menace. We should set up a puppy play date. I was thinking the same thing. Can anyone out there name their pug? You know how pugs have got those real flat faces and no real three-dimensional nose? Can you get them to name their pug Voldemort? Oh, maybe. Yes.

Yeah. That would work, eh? Maybe. I love it, Catherine. Good luck. Yeah, good luck, pal. Thanks for the call. Emma, hi.

Hi, Emma. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What type of animal do you have? I've got two different animals. The first one is a black cat, and it's called Dixter, which is actually off a Home and Away character way back when. Right, right.

And then the other two are two beefies, an alpetic, called Jack and Rose from Titanic. By Beefy's, excuse the city boy, you mean cows, right? Yeah, yeah. Emma, do they love each other? Yeah, they actually do. You know one of them has to die, eh? I thought Emma was about to say

no, well, yeah, one of them has to die. Sorry. What do you mean one of them? Oh die, eh? I thought Emma was about to say, no, well, yeah. Yeah, one of them has to die. Sorry. What do you mean one of them? Oh, yeah, Jack. Jack. Have you seen the movie?

I forgot what happened. Thanks, Emma. We'll go to... Hinae. Hinae, finally. Hi, Hinae. Hello. Hi. Hi.

Tell us, Hinae, what's the animal that you've got? I've got two. So my cat's called Winnie the Pooh. Yes, cute. And my other dog is called Jack Daniels from Whiskey. That's not a celebrity, Hine. That's just a bottle of piss. Jack Daniels was a man who started the label, wasn't he?

Yeah. Yeah, but Hine didn't know him. My mum liked the taste of it. You know the sad thing, Hine, and that's crack up. I think you've done a great job. There'll be kids out there called Jack Daniel because of that very reason. There'll be kids out there called Jim Beam. There'll be children called Jamison.

There'll be kids called probably Smirnoff Ice Black. Hine, that's so weird. I've got a cat at home and I called her Vodka Lime Soda. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, Birthday Banger. This is where we take your guys' birthdays, figure out what was number one on each of your 16ths, and then we'll play the best one. Start with Dave. G'day, Dave. Hello, Dave. How are you going, guys?

Good, mate. How are you? Not too bad. That's good to hear. I've got a funny story about that names thing. Yeah, for the dogs. Famous animal names. Yeah, well, it wasn't actually a dog. I was going down the road and my daughter saw

a friend from school and she goes, oh, that's my friend Jaeger. And I laughed and said, ha ha, what's his last name? Meister. And she goes, yeah, how did you know? His name's, what, her friend's girl's name's Jaeger Meister. Jaeger Meister? Seriously. Far out.

Full name, Jaeger Meister. Serve ice cold. How good are Jaeger bombs? Oh, man. Love that. Okay, let's do your birthday banger, Dave. What's your birthday? 26th of October, 1985.

Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 26th of October. And here's your birthday back. J-Lo and Ja Rule, I'm Real. Do you like it? I don't think you like it. That's right, of gifs. There are better J-Lo songs and there are better Ja Rule songs. Yeah.

There are. There is. I think we'll just leave it at that. Okay, thanks, Dave. We'll go to Leslie. Hi, Leslie. Hey, Leslie. Hello.

How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you guys? Very well, thank you. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of April, 1993. All right.

You were 16 in 2009 on the 11th of April. And in 2009, this reached the top of the charts. Oh, would this fit on Soft Rock FM? I'd say so, yeah. I think it would too. Taylor Swift. Love Story. Love Story.

Crazy that this was 2009, which means we've been listening to Taylor Swift for over 10 years. A really long time. Really long time. Do you like that song, Leslie? I loved it at the time. It was definitely my jam. It was a jam back in the day, wasn't it?

Is it not giving you the vibes now, though? Oh, I mean, I'm a bit older. Yeah, right. Okay. Leslie's like, I don't believe in that love story crap anymore. But why is it? Fair enough. Courtney, you're going to finish it for us.

It's all BS. What's your birthday? The 27th of October, 92. All right, Courtney, you were 16 in 2008 on the 27th of October. Did you have a birthday a couple of days ago? Yes, it was, and you guys weren't even here. Happy birthday. Sorry we missed it.

Thanks, all right. Thank you. I'm glad we can do it now. Here's your birthday banger. P-Money and Vince Harder. Banger. Such a good song. Banger. We can ride. Such a good song. Banger.

Courtney, do you like it? Almost a Kiwi classic. It is a Kiwi classic. I think it is. What year are we talking? This is 2008. That's a bonafide Kiwi classic. It's got my vote.

Courtney, we missed your birthday, but we're not going to miss your birthday banger. You've won. Yay, thank you. You win. Congratulations. No worries. I mean, it's not soft rock, but we can make an exception every now and then. Yeah, every now and then.

It's fine. We do love soft rock, though. Oh, we love soft rock. Isn't it good? Yeah. Soft. It's rock. It's rock.

Soft rock. It's soft rock. I love it. Brink, ladies, birthday bangers. Hit him. Up into the night We can ride If she's by my side Ooh, baby Girl, two words are fine To be here tonight

To be satisfied Got no other plans But to ride in the night Like the dark night I am out in trees Demonstrate every process to succeed with you And if you want I can show you my town We can go everywhere I know, hang out or hit the floor Cause there's one thing for sure, I'm feeling you

With more of what I have, I'ma offer you my all. She gives me everything I want, want, everything I need. We can take it to the top, top, jump into my seat. We can ride up into the night. We can ride if she's by my side. Everything I want, want, everything I need. We can take it to the top, top, jump into my side. Everything I want, want, everything I need. We can take it to the top, top, jump into my seat. We can ride.

Up into the night, we can ride. If she's by my side. I've been doing my best to make you happy. So why do I feel the game has changed up on me? It ain't no fun doing this all on my own, babe. I ain't the one that you wanna play around with. Cause every girl can see that you ain't here with me. You make it obvious your life's a fantasy.

You had it real with me. Why couldn't you just see? Girl, watch me leave. truth is you can't handle me she gives me everything i want i want everything i need we can take it to the top, top Jump into my seat, we can ride Up, up into the night, we can ride If she's by my side Everything I want, everything I need

We can take it to the top, top Jump into my seat, we can ride Up, up into the night, we can ride Zennie Brant-Cleanse. The winner of Birthday Banger is the very talented Vince Harder. And P-Money. P-Money. P-Money. P-Money. P-Money. Everything.

Could have been some of the script though today. We could have got the script. If the script ever comes up. Could have been Goo Goo Dolls. Could have been Goo Goo Dolls. If Goo Goo Dolls ever come up, there's no one who loves soft rock more than us. We are literally.

We are Goo Goo for the Goo Goo Dolls. Massive, massive fans of the soft rock more than us. We are literally We are goo goo for the goo goo dolls. Massive, massive fans of the soft rock. Yeah. Like just when the lyrics come into it. It's always about a girl. Who they're chasing.

Yeah. Bit of regret in there too. But then finally it all comes together in the end. Are they all gonna sound like this? You're the closest to heaven.

Goo Goo. Get me that on a t-shirt for my birthday. I'm Goo Goo for the Goo Goo Dolls. Do you reckon the Goo Goo Dolls did that as merch back in the day? I don't think so. Well, missed opportunity. They were a serious, soft rock band. Goo Goo.

They weren't here to, you know, make merch. I'm Goo Goo for you. Goo Goo. They weren't here to, you know, make merch. I'm Goo Goo for you. Goo Goo. The Goo Goo Dolls. Next on the show, Brie wants to tell you about a new type of monopoly. Oh, yeah. This has been called. Sorry, best bit.

Sorry, Karen. Wait, wait, wait. Everyone. Oh, that's good. That's nice. That is good stuff. Bree and Clint. The guys from Monopoly have bought out a new Monopoly game in the lead up to Christmas.

And people are saying this is the present to get people for Christmas. Okay. Like one of the really good ones. Well, I've bought no presents for Christmas. Well, here we go. I've also got a few more ideas for Christmas presents that they're talking about, which I'll give you those ideas in a minute. But this Monopoly game, so it's not Monopoly Deal the Card Game.

It's the original board game, but it's called Monopoly for Sore Losers. Oh. And then it's got a quote, don't get sad, Sore Losers. Oh. And then it's got a quote, don't get sad, get even. Right, okay. So it's, you know, obviously Monopoly causes. Monopoly tears families apart. It really does.

Monopoly ruins Christmas. Well, this game might fix that. It can't fix it if, well, actually I'll keep it in mind, but if you are playing with someone you know know is a sore loser from past experience. Won't fix it. Unless they win, it's very hard to enjoy a game with them. Yeah, see, I don't like playing with people like that.

Yeah. Some people say that I'm like that, but I don't think so. Oh, no, not you. Nah, I'm not competitive at all. No, I actually have gotten better as I've gotten older. How does Monopoly for sore losers work? So essentially you know all the crappy spots on Monopoly to land on.

Yeah. Like we're talking tax. Go to jail. Go to jail. What else? There's, you know, all those ones where you pay utilities and that sort of thing. Yeah, you don't want to land on those. So this game pretty much swings it around and you actually can cash in if you land on those.

Okay. So it essentially makes it where you can collect these things called Saw Loser Coins. So you want to land on those spaces. Right. And then it also does this thing where if you get four Saw Loser Coins, you can cash them in, are you following, for a Mr. Monopoly token, which means you can stomp around the board and instead of you

paying people rent, everyone pays you. Right. I love it. So they've changed the rules of Monopoly. Yeah. That's the issue here. Yeah. The rule book is out the window.

There needs to be more ways to make money on Monopoly because I'm one of those people who doesn't make smart purchases early and then you're going to get all the way around the board and get your $200. And it's like, oh, man, come on. Yeah, but you should know. Obviously, you've just said it. You need to buy as much crap as you can early. As quickly as you can.

My favourite are the cheap blue ones right on the first stretch. Are they going to ever make you any money, though? Yeah. If you put, you know, the best part. It's the people who buy Mayfair who are making all the money. Nah, stuff Mayfair. I'm going for those crappy. You're a slumlord.

Yeah, because the houses and the hotels cost nothing so you can, you know, boost them all up straight away. Yeah, right, okay. And you can get like 900 bucks a pop on those things. Oh, right, you're a bloody, you're a bloody subdivider. You're the one who goes in there, buys grandma's house that's been well-maintained for 60 years, bowl it in a day, and put seven townhouses on it. Hey, do you want to come and see this lovely unit?

It's a two-bedroom, half-bathroom. You'll love it. No car parks. No car parks. And only single beds. And it is about 40 minutes to the city. Only three-quarters of a million dollars. Auckland, baby.

We've had a bit of dog content on the show lately. We have had a fair bit of dog content. It's been my favourite. Well, you're consumed by dogs at the moment because you have a new dog. It's your entire world at the moment. It literally is. Takes up all of my time. So any dog stories, I'm always like, ooh, I'm interested.

I've heard of that. I want to tell you about this dog that got lost. So it's a bit sad. This happened over in China and this family had owned this dog. I think its name was Dao Dao. This dog Dao Dao was like a little miniature Maltese Shih Tzu or something like that. Yeah. Anyway, the dog was seven years old. So they've had the dog for a long time and they were out visiting relatives out in the countryside and the family stopped at a service

station and, you know, they filled up the car and got some food and did all that stuff. And then they headed back home. It was only when they got home that they realised that Dow Dow wasn't in the car. Gutted. So, of course, they panicked. They went back, checked. They looked everywhere. No Dow Dow. Dow Dow's gone. Dow Dow's missing. Right. Anyway, they were devastated. Obviously, that had the dog for a long time, part of the family.

And it wasn't until 26 days later that Dow Dow, or what looked like Dow Dow, turned up in the front yard. Oh, wow. Sniffed his lay home. Dow Dow travelled a total of 60 kilometres, knew the way back home, and it took him, what did I say, 27, 26 days. Wow.

And it was him. It was Dow Dow, their dog, and he found his way home. Okay. Yep. People are saying they don't know whether or not it was just coincidence or he actually has a strong sense of orientation and could find his way back home. What do you think? Do you think he definitely knew the way home?

There is no way it's coincidence that he found his way home. I'm concerned that you've been sucking into one of these things again, these articles. It's a real story. Yeah, are you sure it is? Because it kind of sounds like the plot line to Chinese, you know that movie B-I-N-G-O? I love that movie.

Yeah, that's exactly what you just read is the plot to that movie. Is it? Isn't it? No, look, there's pictures of him. Yeah. There's pictures of this dog, Diao Diao. I fully believe it. Okay, then let's believe it.

Is 60 k's very far for a dog? I think it's bloody far. I don't know. Isn't that like, wait, 60 k's? It's one and a half marathons. Isn't that about 40 minutes in a car? Depends how fast you're going. Well, yeah, that's true.

This is going to pretty much make people's dreams come alive. Okay. And then crush them all in the same story. Ah, good. Bring us back down to earth. So there's a website that is for a company, and it's had a massive glitch over the past week. Yeah.

And pretty much a certain item has been massively discounted on the website. Had the wrong price on it. Yeah. And people started buying crazy amounts of this product. This is my dream. I used to walk around the warehouse as a kid looking for this, hoping the labelling machine was wrong. Yeah, but then you told me that your dad said that if... You take it to the counter with the wrong price on it, they have to sell it to you.

That is so... That's what my dad told me. He said they have to sell it to you, Clint. That is such an old wives tale. If they put it on there, they have to sell it to you. That is such an old wives' tale. If they put it on there, they have to sell it. It's the law. That is not the law, I don't think. So I was waiting for my day.

I think they'd just go, oh, wrong price tag. It's actually this much. Sorry, pal, it's actually three times that. And you're like, no, you have to give it to me. You're like, I don't want it anymore. Anyway, the product that was on a website where it had a glitch, so it was massively discounted, was... Yeah. Slabs of beer.

Probably the best product... Yes. ...to have a massive discount. So it was... Yeah, what do you mean by massive discount? So, yeah, I've done the maths on this. So it was Slabs of mountain goat beer uh and the online pricing error uh pretty much so essentially it was like 59 dollars uh a case that's how much it

normally is yeah which is about you know standard yeah and uh the beer the slabs of beer were actually showing up for uh17.50 a case. Take that. That's more. So I've done the maths on this. That's more than a 70% discount. This is basic beer economics. Anytime you can get beer and the beers in the box are less than $1 per beer. That's a good deal.

That is a very, very, very good deal. So get this. Some people, this one person in particular, bought 10 slabs of this. So it cost them $175 for 10 slabs of beer. And there's 24 in a slab? Is it? I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, he saved $485. Yeah, great New Zealander. Well done. I mean, it's a great deal At that price, I don't even care If it's any good No, it's cheap, so it'll taste great

I've never heard of Mountain Goat And yet I also want to buy 10 slabs Yeah, I would be buying the same amount Anyway, turns out The company said Unfortunately, the terms and condition on the website State that we reserve the right To correct pricing errors made due to human error, computer malfunction or other reasons. And they took it all back.

That is utter bullshit. That is. Call my dad. Get my dad on the phone right now. He told me. He told me they legally have to sell it to you. They have to do it. That's the law.

And how long did your dad study law for?