ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 2nd 2018

Episode Date: October 2, 2018

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ZM! ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Kia ora everybody, Brie and Clint, it is bang on 4 o'clock, big show today. We have got Friday Jams Live tickets up for grabs at quarter past 5 if you want to be them, if you want to win them, quarter past 5, free tickets to Friday Jams Live. With the swap shop, what are you willing to swap for Friday Jams Live tickets? But though, up next,

last night, we were here very late, Clinton Roberts. Yeah, we were on a mission. Because multiple people were on the mission to find love. We dated our bisexualer, Anne-Lise, through three different men.

That's the wrong way to say it. Wait, whoa. Does that make us pimps? No, we're dating experts. We are big baby cupids. She had three speed dates with Mike, Willie, and Tom, the aircraft guy, the American, and the graphic designer. Yeah, so it all went down last night.

How do you think it went? There were awkward moments, and there were good moments in every single date. I think one of the dates was stronger than the rest, but I'm not going to say because I don't want to influence it. Yeah, you've got to keep it a secret, but let's just say this. There was fire. Like actual

fire. No, no, quite literally something caught fire. Yeah. That was probably the steamiest date. Can was probably the steamiest date. Can I say the right man was on that date when there was a fire though? Like of the three of them, the right person who probably has the right first responder type training was on the date at that time. He had a real chance to shine. He was quick to respond. He put it out and saved the date.

The video is just being finished of all of the dates. We're going to get that to you this afternoon. But next, you can hear everything that went on on all three of the bisexualers' men's dates. That's right. We had secret microphones planted all around the table. You'll hear exactly what went down next. And Lisa will be here too.

You can find out how she feels about the whole thing, especially having slept on it overnight. She's got her feelings together now. Oh, I can't wait to see what she thinks. Who's slid in the DMs as well? We'll find out next. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. I'm so excited to bring you

guys this. Last night, our bisexualer who's on a quest to find love. She's dating three guys. She's dating three girls. Last night was the first night of dating. Yeah, this is the first time she's ever met the boys. And she got the chance to speed date them. We gave them 10 minutes each.

We provided the food and the ambiance and the cameras and the microphones. And then we sat back and watched what happened. If you want to hear exactly what happened, the secret audio recorded from last night's speed dates. Here it is. Turn this up. Okay, this is all three boys in order, how they dated and laced. Finally, our bisexualer was ready to date some peeps. And Willie, the American, was up first.

Hi. Hello. How are you? Good, how are you? Good. I'm Willie. Nice to meet you. So what made you decide to do this?

I don't know, it seemed pretty perfect, I guess. Like literally like the day of that it happened, my dad was like suggesting something like if I were to ever go on to a reality dating TV show that it would have to be one where it was bisexual Feel that chemistry If we were stranded on a desert island and it was just you and I what will we do to pass the time? What what were they both thinking why was that really awkward? I don't understand Well, I guess that is great for me. You look nice.

Thank you. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. Willie even snuck in a sneaky kiss at the end. Yeah, Willie. Next up was Air Force guy Mike. Hi. How you doing? We're in double parts now. We're not starting that way. How you doing? Good, how are you? Oh, pretty good, eh? Yeah, that's good. Sort of calmed down a wee bit now, which is a bonus. You're an aircraft engineer, but are you in the any dating apps? Yep, still on Tinder. That's it because, yeah, it's just like, see how it plays out. Yep. Are you? No, I'm not eating.

No. Hmm, might be time to get off Tinder, Ike. Bumble is way better. Hey, who put that pizza box near the candle? Oh,. We're on fire. Yep, we're safe. For now.

I think it's still like, I think it's still like, I think it's still like, I think it's Oh, f***, we're on fire. Yep, we're safe. For now. I think it's still, like, I think it's going to, like, reignite. I'm not going to lie. Wow. You don't want to set the alarm off. Hey, guys.

Hot date. Well, it's been lovely meeting you. It has. Hopefully we'll see you again. Yeah, I definitely hope so, too. All right. Is that time to go then? Mike lingered around for another awkward five minutes or so.

Until he got the hint. Then it was designer Tom's turn. Hi, Lois. How's it going? Great. How are you? Good. I heard there was a bit of fire going on before. Yeah, the pizza box before caught on fire in one of the candles. Oh, no.

I feel like we definitely have been at, like, a party together. We've, I, we definitely, like, I think we have beautiful friends. I really haven't recognised your voice, but, like, the name came to mind. All right, but, yeah. I think I've definitely heard your name more than, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I've definitely, I, we probably have crossed paths. I'm not sure. But it just, like, depends on, like, where. Oh, we get it.

Like, you're in the same friend circle or you saw him on Facebook or you put your tongue in his mouth. Let's get back to the date. I've got a few would you or others. Okay, go ahead. They're a bit wacky. Would you rather be finger-lickin' good or get a finger lickin'? Finger-lickin' good.

Finger-lickin' good? Yeah. Who feels like KFC? Not me after that question. Do you kiss on the first date? I usually don't. I mean, in these kind of circumstances, probably not. But if you don't really kiss in the first few weeks,

then you do get friend-zoned a bit. Thanks for that. All righty. Great date review. Yeah, great date. Thank you very much. Thanks. It was awesome.

How good was Tom's date review? Yeah, great date. Thank you very much. Thanks. It was awesome. How good was Tom's date review? Yeah, great date. He rated it pretty good. It was an awkward hug from Tom and the boys' dates were all done. The girls are up next. There you go. Those are three boys awkwardly and gallantly jostling for the love of our bisexual. Ooh, can you feel that tension?

Or maybe that was gas. I don't know. You need to see the video of this too because everybody did so well, but there were moments in there that just, oh, you have to just drink it in. You couldn't write the pizza box catching on fire. No, you really couldn't.

We had these little candle tea lights there in this giant box of pizza. We're very lucky the whole thing didn't go up. Next, Anne-Lise is here. Hey, Anne-Lise. Hello. We're very lucky the whole thing didn't go up. Next, Annalise is here. Hey, Annalise. Hello. We want to know exactly how you're feeling about those dates, okay? We're going to grill you next.

Ask the hard questions. Yeah, we will. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. It all went down last night, Clinton Roberts.

Just the boys. The boy blind date, speed dating actually with Annalise. You were there. It was great. You had a smile on your face by the end of the night, yeah? Yeah, I think, I don't really know how to describe how I felt, because I feel like from the beginning, like the adrenaline was kind of pumping because I was so nervous. And then, I don't know, I guess like by the end of it,

I was pretty stoked with how well it went. I think, to be honest, you carried most of the dates. Like you did very well. We were commenting this and you'll see it when the video comes out at five o'clock too of all the dates. You had like a plan, I feel, like you carried the energy of it and you made sure the conversation kept flowing. I'm someone who generally hates awkward silences

and I hate silences in conversations. So I'm constantly always trying to fill that gap, I feel. Yeah, but how special is it when there is a silence and it's not awkward? I feel like it was awkward in this instance because there was no like, I guess, natural environment around. That's what we said.

There was no music and there were no other couples in the restaurant or anything. And I knew that everyone was watching and listening. And so I guess that added pressure onto making sure that there was no silence. If it makes you feel better, I was more concentrated on the food. I could tell. How good was our catering, by the way? We got you Uber Eats for three courses. That spag was actually pretty decent. Hell yeah, that was my pick. It was really good. Not good for our catering, by the way? We got you Uber Eats for three courses. That spag was actually pretty decent. Hell yeah,

that was my pick. It was really good. Not good for a first date, though. Okay, so you've dated three guys. Let's go through a couple of the bits. There was a fire with Mike, our Air Force guy, and he put that out quickly. We noticed it really quickly. I guess it was out of my view. Quick responder.

He also let slip that he's in the Mile High Club. Yeah, I didn't really process it at first what he said, so I kind of just carried on. But then when you guys brought it up again later, I was like, oh my gosh, I really didn't think about it. And I really want to know what and why.

I'd have picked him for a mile higher. Yeah, I want more details. It's always the ones, you know, the ones you don't expect. Was it him and an Air Force buddy when they took one of the Orions out for a test drive or something? Maybe he's had a bisexual experience. Maybe he has. Who knows? Or maybe there's women in the Air Force.

We just don't know. Okay. He also, well, no, actually, that's okay. Let's leave Mike there. Yeah. What about Willie? How was Willie's accent? Because he's the American.

It was very, very nice. I felt like you guys had good flow, you and the American Willie. I feel like I instantly felt really comfortable around him as well. I don't know maybe if the accent helped, but I don't know. It was just very smooth, everything that happened when we were talking. Yeah, and he's exotic too. He's an American who lived in Canada who's Venezuelan. Oh.

And when he was talking about his Venezuelan family, I was like swooning. Yeah. I want to know, I want to get to the bottom of this. Tom, the designer, graphic designer Tom, when we showed him to you yesterday afternoon, it felt like, and you heard in the package there that you guys kind of knew each other. Yeah. Have you

figured it out? We just have, literally just have the same friends group. Like, I've got like a friend that knows his friends, I guess, yeah, and maybe we've crossed paths and like been at parties together, but nothing further than that has happened, Bree. No, I know not between you and Tom, there's nothing

that's happened, but what about what you told me last night? No comment. I wasn't part of that conversation. Did he hook up with one of your friends? No comment. Okay. Okay, we'll leave it there. Back to Mike for a second.

Air Force Mike. Air Force Mike. You have one chance, especially in a speed date, to make your first impression. And let's remember that one of these guys is going home based off that 10 minutes that they spend with you. The first bit's brutal.

It's like the first night of The Bachelor when you don't get a rose after one cocktail party. Someone's going home. Yeah, and something that they do on The Bachelor, they do something to stand out. Yeah, they all have their little thing. Do you think that he maybe would have stood a better chance? And I'm not saying he's going home,

but do you think he could have stood a better chance if he'd shown up in his Air Force uniform? Would that have done anything for you? I don't think so. You're not attracted to a guy in an Air Force uniform? No. Oh, well, we are from different worlds because I would have been swooning over that.

Even though I'm attracted to a guy in an Air Force uniform. And we've seen him in uniform too. He showed up to one of the shoots in his uniform. Really? Nothing? No, it doesn't really do any, I mean like I've never been

in a situation where I've actually seen a guy like that and seen them in the uniform. I mean, it was like, ooh. But do you think any type of uniform, would you, you know,

like would you pick an Air Force uniform over like a firefighter? Ooh. Probably go for a firefighter. What about a guy in a subway uniform with one of those little visors? No.

What's wrong with a subway sandwich artist? Wait, did you mean subway? I'm confused now. Sandwiches to me are sexy. We were having this conversation and we want to open this up to the country. What's the sexiest uniform? Like when someone is dressed in uniform, if you can pick, what uniform would you pick?

You said police. I did. Yeah, you've got an authoritarian thing. You want like. I just like to, I don't know. I just think it's hot. And when police, when you say police, the uniform's already like, it's really well fitted.

You know what I mean? Especially those stab-proof vests. They really cling to the torso. And then they've got that sexy utility belt. That's a bit of me. Just for fun this afternoon, on 0800DALZM, says the question, what is the hottest uniform? And it can be any uniform.

Honestly, any uniform at all. 0800DALZM, what's the sex hottest uniform? And it can be any uniform. Honestly, any uniform at all. 0800 dial ZM. What's the sexiest uniform? We're just talking about what the hottest uniform is. Off the back of last night, Anne-Lise, our bisexualer, had her first blind dates, and Mike, the Air Force guy, opted to not wear his Air Force uniform. It's one of your tools in your toolbox,

and you've got 10 minutes to impress. Would you not just... Oh, I'd be wearing the helmet and the whole thing. You'd show up in the plane. Yeah. Parachute into the day. This is my plane. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I'd be doing. So it's wide open to you, New Zealand, to tell us what the sexiest uniform is. Breece, I'm going with police. If you're listening. You know what I'm going to go with? What? Lifeguard.

Surf lifeguard. Ooh, hot. The yellow and red DHL. Yeah. I faked. Boys and girls look good in that uniform. I faked needed to be rescued once. So you get the mouth to mouth.

He was so hot. Jeff, what is the hottest uniform? I think the hottest uniform is a nurse, but all my mates say my uniform is I'm a firefighter. Oh, Jeff. Hang on. Firefighter

aside, what sort of nurse are you thinking? Are you thinking sexy Halloween nurse? Are you thinking true nurse, which is the scrubs with Crocs on? True nurse with the scrubs. Oh, yeah, Jeff. You dirty boy. I don't like the Halloween costume.

Okay. It needs to be the real deal, right, Jeff? A firefighter who likes a real nurse in a real uniform. Ashley, what's the hottest uniform? Hands down, I think pilot's the hottest. Yeah, pilot is hot. What about Jetstar pilot, though? Yep, any.

All for the win. Ashley's like, I'll take what I can get. I'll take any pilot I can get. That's good. I don't even think about a pilot's uniform. Pilot is hot. I love on the text machine, someone's texted in a beekeeper suit.

Safety is sexy. I love on the text machine someone's texted in a beekeeper suit. Safety is sexy. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. What is the hottest uniform? A horse racer uniform. A jockey? Like a jockey, yeah. Really?

The silks? Like the green and black checkerboard? Yeah, the silks make them like a sexual slippery dip. I like the sandboats and the whip. You know, the whip for you. Oh, I see. Alright, Harriet, settle down.

Do you also like a high-pitched voice and a man who comes up to your ankle? Um, no. No, okay. I do love a rain, though. Oh, like the bridal?

Yeah. Just a bit of a bridal. Some rain. Finally, Nicole, you get the last say. What is the hottest uniform? I think Bree's going to side with me on this one. Yeah.

Okay. My partner's a chef, so when he comes home, he smells like spring rolls and fried chicken. I bloody love it. I've met a couple of chefs, and they smell more like cigarettes and BO by the end of their shift. So you may have got one of the good ones, but yeah, we'll put chef on there. Nicole knows me so well.

Chef wipes. If she had have said garlic bread, oh damn. If the Uber Eats driver had a uniform, Brie would have said that one. They don't even need a uniform. Are you, Brie, are you a weird sleeper in any way? Like, do you have sleep habits you need to do? Do you, I don't know, like, what's your sleep situation? My arm always goes dead.

You sleep on your arm? Yeah, because I kind of sleep on my front and then I kind of sleep on top of my arm and hug a pillow. You and me sleep the same. Really? Yeah, we're the same kind of sleeper. We could never be together then. What about spooning?

Ooh, I love to be the little spoon. All night? Or is it like spoon for half an hour and then let's go find our own area? I'm very much a change it up. I like to, yeah, and I'm the type of person that if I'm spooning someone and then if I'm ready to be spooned, I'll just pull them.

I'm like, my turn. You're forceful, but at least you know where you stand. I've got here some information about weird celebrity sleepers. It's an article that has been in the New Zealand Herald today, which I thought was quite interesting because these people obviously take their sleep seriously and they're successful people, so maybe we can learn something from it.

Okay. First one is one of my celebrity crush and firmly in my top five, Nigella Lawson. Is she in your top five? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would too. She's hot. The way she speaks, the way she cooks.

What is it about her? The way she talks about food is just, she talks about it like, I just imagine that I'm that trifle when she's making it. How sexy is it when someone can cook? This is the way that Nigella sleeps, just to get back to that. Right. She goes to bed at 7.30, so not hot. Pardon me.

Not attractive. 7.30. Maybe she goes to bed early so there's more time for bedroom activities. No, she goes to bed to have a cup of tea. Oh. This is serious. She goes to bed at 7.30 with a cup of tea. She sleeps in two-hour bursts,

and between every two-hour burst she has a cup of tea. She sleeps in two hour bursts and between every two hour burst she has a cup of tea. What? The whole night? Yeah, the whole night. So she said she can't sleep more than two hours, but that's because she's waking up for a cup of caffeine. That is bizarre. Sounds like my nan. Mariah Carey. What does she do?

The night before a concert she sleeps for 15 hours straight in a room with 20 humidifiers in it so that she can hydrate her vocal cords. Well, it hasn't been working lately. Is her voice gone? Have you not heard? Is her voice gone? Have you not

heard? She can't sing All I Want for Christmas anymore. She can't hit the high notes. Needs another humidifier. Michael Phelps and Tiger Woods have the same sleep situation. Both amazing athletes. They both sleep in a high altitude sleeping chamber. I've heard about this.

So the oxygen is thinner, which I think forces your blood to hold more oxygen or something. It's like altitude training while you sleep. So wait, the oxygen is thinner. So it forces you to breathe in more? Yeah. Like take more breaths? Yeah. Is that how it works? Or ration it somewhere? I don't know how it works.

Yeah, let's just pretend. But in the chamber, it'd be good for Phelps because he could hotbox it and good for Tiger Woods because he could cheat on his girlfriend in there. Okay. Alright, okay. Tom Cruise sleeps in a soundproof box called the Snoratorium. This is real. He's a heavy snorer,

so he's had a soundproof room created. Is that what broke up him and Katie Holmes? No, I think that was Scientology, but it could have had to do with the Snoratorium. Right. And Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, works 120 hours a week, sleeps at work and takes sleeping pills.

But he's not healthy. He's on the verge of a mental breakdown, so don't do that one. Yeah, and he just got sued real bad. Yeah, look, things aren't going well for the Musk man. So of all those ones, I wouldn't recommend his. I mean, if you want a real good sleep, Xanax and a tea. I mean, what? Bree and Clint on ZM.

I can't use my Instagram at the moment. Why? I've joined in on something that Vaughn from Fletch Vaughan and Megan has put on his story where he's put up a tea towel of biscuits like classic Kiwi biscuits and he's picked the ones that he thinks don't deserve to be classics and blah blah blah anyway I've joined on because I feel passionately about biscuits as well

I have my priorities straight and I've said get rid of shortbread, doesn't need to be a biscuit anymore excuse me get rid of shortbread no, Don't agree Doesn't need to be No

What are you saying What are you giving the can to Shortbread That's what I said Wait what's the other things Oh there's about 20 other biscuits I said keep them all Get rid of shortbread

What so out of 20 biscuits You think shortbread's the worst Shortbread Is garbage Shortbread Mate Shortbread Is dry Cardboardbread. Mate. Shortbread is dry cardboard in biscuit shape. What do you have against the little guy?

Nah, little guy. It's an underdone biscuit. It's a shortbread. It's the little guy. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah. Anyway, you think I've started a race war because I've put my feelings out there

via my own personal Instagram. And I've started a club called the NZASB. New Zealanders Against Shortbread. Mate. And I'm getting hate mail. Honestly, do you have nothing better to do? No, I don't. No, I don't.

But I do want to say this because the biscuit politics is blowing up and no doubt Fletch, Vaughan and Megan are going to address this tomorrow morning because if I'm getting this, I can't imagine what they're getting. Fletch said get rid of shoes breeze. So he's a dead man walking. Mate, get rid of the ginger snap. Who wants a ginger snap? This is all I want to say.

To the bougie people who are coming to me and saying, you have not tried the right shortbread. Look, there are varying degrees of every biscuit. So I believe there needs to be a benchmark. And that benchmark is the Griffin's sampler box. Judge every biscuit on the biscuit you get, the version of that biscuit you get from the Griffin's sampler box. A real shortbread is a Greek

shortbread. What? They've bastardised it. What's a Greek shortbread? Where do you think shortbread came from? What is it? What's a Greek one? My auntie makes the best almond shortbread you've ever tasted. Oh, now you're going into

the realms of almond shortbread. No, no, no. What, it's just plain? It's the same. You have to have a standard. Because otherwise someone will go, I put M&M's in my shortbread and it's very nice. Fantastic. It's not shortbread anymore.

Almond shortbread is not shortbread. Here we go. Let's see how much of a connoisseur you are. What makes it shortbread? The amount of time it spends in my mouth. Anyway, that's all. We're going to play Birthday Banger next. We'll reunite the country with a birthday banger.

We usually don't get political, but that was full on. If you want to call 0800-DALZATM right now, we'll find out what song was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Speaking of political, you know what? Simon Bridges would like a short breed. We need it. Breed and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. your 16th birthday. Speaking of political, you know what, Simon Bridges would like a short break. Wouldn't he? Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Have you ever thought to yourself, oh, I wonder what was number one on my 16th birthday? The idea is it should jog your memory and take you back to that moment, right, when you did turn 16. Yeah, because the song would have been massive at the time. Probably played it at your 16th birthday as you were singing Cody's in the garage when your parents were out. Yeah, because the song would have been massive at the time. Probably played it at your 16th birthday as you were singing Cody's in the garage when your parents

were out. Yeah, Breezers. Purple Guanas. Yeah. Pulse. KGB's. Park Lane's. West Coast. Long Whites. Oh, yeah. Long White Cloud. It's all day. Or we could find out some birthday

bangers. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, it's all day. Or we could find out some birthday bangers. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi. What's your birthday? April 1999. And what day? Fourth.

The fourth? Perfect. You were 16 in 2015 on the 4th of April, and on that day, this was number one. Hmm. It's a good song It's got Rihanna on it It's got Kanye And it's got Paul McCartney How do you feel about

Your birthday bang of McKenzie? It's bloody good It's bloody good, yeah Yeah, mate I love it I saw Paul McCartney The Beatle Live last year

Or this year He performs that song by himself. Does he? And smashes it too, yeah. That's an absolute bop. And he sings the Kanye bit too. Does he? Yeah.

Okay, good luck, Mackenzie. Wait there. I like yours. Ricky. Hey, Ricky. Hello, Ricky. How's it going? Good.

What's your birthday, Ricky? April 5th, 1989. Okay, Ricky, you were 16 in 2005 on the 8th of May, and this is your birthday bag. It's a good song. It's a good song. Akon and Savage Moonshine.

You know that earlier this year I found a bottle. I was at the record label who distributed this song for an event, and in their cupboard they had a bottle. I was at the record label who distributed this song for like an event and in their cupboard they had a bottle of the special Savage promotional moonshine that they created.

Did you have a swig? Yeah, it was brutal. I bet. Because it's had 10 more years to age. When did that song come out? 2005. Oh, okay.

Yeah, alright. Good luck, Ricky. It's a good song. Let's finish it with Emma. Hi. Hi, Emma. What's your birthday? 17 good song. Let's finish it with Emma. Hi. Hi, Emma. What's your birthday?

17th of August, 1987. Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 2003 on the 17th of August, and this was Top of the Chart. Well, this will forever be a classic. Bang, huh? Black Eyed Peas with Justin Timberlake, Where's the Love? Do you like it? I like it a lot.

Yeah. Love that song. We've got three good ones today. We could play any of those. Yeah. Do you want to do Black Eyed Peas? You got to. You got to do Black Eyed Peas?

I think so. Okay. I hope everybody agrees with us. This. Oh, yeah. Right decision. Feels right, eh? Emma, your birthday banger's on. This. Oh, yeah. Right decision. Feels right, eh? Emma, your birthday banger's on.

Congratulations. Oh, I love it. It's awesome. Brie and Clint, ZM. What's wrong with the world, mama? You got me questioning, where is the love? We made the right choice. Where is the love?

That is our birthday banger today in the Black Eyed Peas. What year? That was 2003. That is also pre-Fergie. Like she was in the group but they hadn't put her on the song yet.

Really? That doesn't have Fergie in it, does it? It's got Justin Timberlake in it. Justin Timberlake's the one singing. I thought she was in it. Is she? Is she?

She's not in the group now and people are not happy about it. Brie and Clint on ZM's ZM's Friday Jams Live Swap Shop She's not in the group now and people are not happy about it. We have double passes to Friday Jams Live to give away every day this week. You just have to swap us something for it in the swap shop. Then on Friday, the best thing that we get swapped is going to win themselves a bonus prize and that's a trip to Melbourne to meet Usher. That's right. You and a friend, flights, accommodation,

and you get to meet the big man himself, Usher. Let's find out what people are willing to give us in exchange for Friday Jam's live tickets today. It needs to be good, Clint. Yeah, it has to be good. Like, this is a big prize. Yeah, well, the bigger the better, obviously, because today you're up against everybody else who's on the phone.

Can I say someone called through at the last minute yesterday and offered a horse? Yeah, we can't take a horse, mate. I'll take a horse. Where are you going to put it? I'll ride it to and from work. Where are you going to store it? You don't even have a car park.

There's a park that's near my house. I can put it in. We're not taking a horse. Hey, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. How you going? What have you got, man? I've got one kg of fresh Southland whitebait.

Okay, well, it'll still be fresh when it gets to us in Auckland. I assume you're in Invercargill. Inver Vegas, yeah. I can put it in a poly box with a bit of ice and wrap it up a thousand times and I might even chuck in a crayfish. Oh, it is. Oh. No, Clint.

Why? No. I love crayfish. Can you imagine once it gets here? Oh. No, Clint. Why? No. I love crayfish. Can you imagine once it gets here? Yeah. Overnight. Yeah, overnight.

Yeah, I'll put it on an overnight courier. I've got faith. Yeah. Okay, Glenn, wait there. You're in with a chance. I don't know. It's better than a live horse. Hi, Andrew.

Yes, sir. Yeah, hi, guys. How are we? Good, Andy. What have you got for us? Well, I'm offering you the best thing in the world, which is a great memory. And what that's going to be is me cooking you both our home-cooked dinner,

and you get to take away a photo of all three of us afterwards. Oh, Andy. Andrew, are you some kind of award-winning chef or something? I am definitely not. However, I love you guys, and you'll love what I make. I love you too. It would be what I make. I love you too. It would be amazing. It would be a great memory.

And yeah, you get that photo to take away. I like the sentiment. No, okay, hang on. What's the clincher? It's home cooked, obviously, at your house. Where do you live? Hamilton. No deal.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love Hamilton. No, you've never been there. No, I have. Hey, Luke. Hi, Luke. Hey, good day.

What have you got? I got five 20-inch Toyota Hilux Mag Vandy wheels. Honestly. Neither of us have a Hilux, though. Oh, well, you just have to get something with a six stud pattern. Simple as that. I'm Luke. Would they fit on a Honda Accord?

I've got a Honda Accord. Producers. You might have to cut your guards out. Producers, honestly. Is this all that we've got today? Is this it? Okay, wait. This is a chance to meet Usher.

Yeah. Like a trip to Melbourne to go to Friday Jams Live. Come on. How good is that bucket of whitebait sounding now? Last, Shaylee, you know what you have to do. No, I refuse. This better be good or we're going to someone else. Shaylee, you know what you have to do? No, I refuse. This better be good or we're going to someone else.

Shaylee, what are you going to give us? A Toyota Vitz. A what? A Toyota Vitz. What's that? It's a car. It's a little Ferrari.

A car? You are actually going to give us a car? Yep. Hang on, what's the catch? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is it, does it have a W-O-F? It's an R hang on wait what's the catch whoa whoa whoa is it does it have a wof oh it's an rs that's the catch an rs that's the racing one is it working it is working okay does

it have a warrant it is it's driving behind me right now do you okay do you own it yes i do are you serious okay well i thought this was a write-off today. But wait, what's the catch? I don't... You don't know how much I really want to go to Friday Jams and win that big prize, which is top it all off. Just, Shaylee, tell us right now that this is a legit deal and you will win yourself the tickets. Really?

Yeah, go on, tell us. Convince us. Tell us it's legit. And you're in the draw. You haven't won the ticket to Usher, but I mean... You've got the Friday Jams tickets, though, if the car's legit. Is it legit? It is legit.

Yay! Yay! Yay! We got a car! We just got a car. We got a car! And Shaylee, you got two tickets to Friday Jams Live. Yeah.

Hang on, actually, we should have asked. Where's the car? My partner's driving behind me in it. Yeah. Hang on, actually, we should have asked. Where's the car? My partner's driving behind me in it. Yeah, but what city? Farnsworth. Oh, we can deal with that. We can pick it up. It's in Hobbiton.

We'll come and get it. I can't wait. Oh, my God. If she doesn't win the trip to Usher, honestly. I will cry. All right. Shaylee. Shaylee.

It's a done deal. It's a binding contract. You said cry. All right. Shaylee. Shaylee. It's a done deal. It's a binding contract. You said it on the radio. You know we get the car regardless of whether you see Usher or not, right? Yes. Just checking you know that. Okay. How good is tomorrow's thing going to have to be?

Guys, we can all drive to work together in the communal car. We'll give away another double pass tomorrow, and you can try and win them and meet Usher as well This is the Friday Jams live swap shop That's the kind of commitment I like to see from Shaylee And way more practical than a horse I have a very big surprise for Brie Who's on the phone?

Oh, did we get? Wait I'll leave that for now I have a very big surprise for Brie Okay? Oh no Producers producers is that the person we talked about cool okay sweet as can i just say i apologize for any swearing that may

occur on the radio now what's going on just just just ignore can you ignore the phone call please yep just ignore that and focus on sorry i find it hard to focus earlier this year, something really major happened for you on Instagram when a certain Hollywood A-lister started following you. No, no. Do you remember who that was? You know who it is, say it, because it is that. This is not a stitch-up. Channing Tatum.

Channing Tatum started following you on Instagram. You send him a message. He replied, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's about as far as the relationship's gone. Correct?

And then he ghosted me. I sent him a nude and he ghosted me. That didn't happen. Don't do jokes because this is all serious. I don't want anyone to think that this is a joke. We have a friend of the show who lives in Hollywood. He's this Hollywood correspondent. His name's Dean McCarthy.

Yeah. One of our good mates. Yes. He was on the red carpet for Channing's new movie. Holy shit. And he spoke to Channing Tatum about you. Holy shit. He spoke directly to Channing about you. Are you joking?

If this is an impersonator, I'm going to be pissed. You don't trust us, do you? I don't trust you do you i don't trust you for a second this is chenning tatum shut the hell up talking specifically about you brie thomasel probably one of my friends on instagram brie thomasel you know the comedian from new zealand why do you love her so much she's hysterical and and her and her mom literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny and brianna's one their whole family dynamic and how that they just like cannot not laugh at each

other i think that's what if we we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that like brianna's amazing thank you so much chenning tatum thank you so much do shenning tatum just say i'm amazing is that what Holy shitballs, what the hell's going on? Oh, my God. It's not an accidental follow. He still follows you, and he's watched more than one of your videos because he thinks you and your whole family are hilarious. I don't know what to say.

That's ridiculous. Do you want to quickly talk to the man who got the scoop for us? Yes. Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Good afternoon. Oh, g'day, guys. Breathe. Dean.

Oh, my God. I'm dead. I'm actually – what the hell? I'm dead. I'm literally calling you from the grave. I am dead to my core. Okay, so we're on the red carpet, his new movie, Smallfoot. And I was like, come here, Channing, Channing, Channing.

He comes over here. Instead of talking about his fabulous movie, I was like, tell me about Brie. And oh, Brie Garland, a dead set. The mother, tell me, why do you love her? And he couldn't stop. He wouldn't stop. He actually said, didn't he say the world would be a better place for somebody? He said the world would be a better place if there were more Brie's.

Oh my God. Did we just get engaged? He's single. He is single at the moment. Did you get that kind of vibe, Dean? Did you get the vibe that maybe there was like a romantic interest there at all? Well, he kind of, yeah, he kind of did. Don't do that.

He's a little bit jaded. Because I'm single and desperate. Don't do that to me. Yeah. That's not fair. Dean, that is a hell of a scoop, mate. And you know what it is? It's us one step closer to Brie actually meeting Channing Tatum.

It's going to happen. It's going to happen. Don't, because that will be the most awkward piece of television ever. You're meeting him. It's going to happen. It has to happen. He loves you. You love him. Why wouldn't you to happen. It has to happen. He loves you. You love him.

Why wouldn't you meet? And then I can hang out with you guys. Wait, am I pregnant now? You have just joined the happiest radio studio in New Zealand because Bree has just had a personal message from Channing Tatum. I can't. I'm done for the year. That's it.

If you don't know, Channing follows Bree on Instagram. Somehow he found you. I'm not saying that your stuff's it if you don't know Channing follows Brie on Instagram somehow he found you I'm not saying that your stuff isn't good enough to be found but he found you Brie

he found some of the funny videos I did and then I inboxed him and he actually replied to me this is a clip of him on the red carpet for his new movie

talking about Brie I follow one of my friends on Instagram Brie Thomasel you know the comedian from New Zealand why do you love her so much she's hysterical.

And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Thank you so much.

Bree and Channing sitting in a tree I'm gonna get a baby in me oh no oh my god I heard she bought all her followers she would

she's such a bitch it's time for Bri and Clint's Insta Fame Game welcome to the Insta Fame Game everybody it's the Insta Fame Game, everybody. It's where we take celebrities from Instagram and try and guess how many followers they have.

It's best of three? Yes. First to three. First to three. Why do I never remember that? I don't know. You always win, so that's the main thing. This generally is my game.

You're right. But nothing's going to bring me down today. Yeah, you're on a high. Maybe it's going to propel you to a victory as well. Current score for the year is 9-3. Producer Ellie, you control all the celebrities we guess. Quizmaster Ellie.

You're back. I'm back. Producer Ben. Yeah, he did do a good job too but I was feeling a little bit nervous about him taking my job to be honest. Nah, you're good. Show your worth. Give us our first celebrity for the Insta Fame game. Alright, you're good. Show your worth. Give us our first celebrity for the InstaFame game. Alright, first celebrity. Channing Tatum.

I knew this was coming. Come on, Bree. He follows me on Instagram, so I should know. Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum. He's big. Alright, Clint, you've said $40 million for Channing Tatum.

And Bree, you've said $17 million. Oh, I've gone too low. Oh, have you though? Because Channing has $17.2 million. We're meant to be together. You're in love, eh? You got it spot on. Channing Tatum deserves more than 17 million Instagram followers.

He does. I agree. Maybe he doesn't post very much. You know he only follows like 300 and something? I'm one of them. Yeah, you are. Sorry, today I'm just having my moment just today. You're on cloud nine. Okay, next celebrity, Ellie.

All right. Just dropped a new album. Lil Wayne. Oh, I love Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne. That wasn't good. That was not too bad. I'll pay that.

Wheezy. That one. Oh. All right. I'll pay that. Wheezy. That one. Oh. All right, for Lil Wayne. He's just dropped the car to five, and he's been kind of off the radar for a bit, but he's back, so yeah. He's back.

He's back. No, I've went too big. All right, for Lil Wayne. Clint, you've said 1.5 million. Yeah. Bree, you've said 6 million. Lil Wayne has 8.9 million. Oh!

2. 2. Damn. Jeez, you are on cloud nine. Channing Tatum has really invigorated you, hasn't he? Mate, let's put a pep in my stick. You can get your first down trowel here. If you take this point, this is a down trowel to you.

This is my first down trowel possibility. Let's not get ahead of ourselves though. Producer Ellie, hit us with another Instagram celebrity. All right. Another fan fave, hit us with another Instagram celebrity. All right. Another fan fave, or maybe not, Donald Trump. Oh, gross.

Does he have Instagram? I thought he did everything on Twitter. He does. Does his tan have an Instagram? Yeah, it needs to know. Or does his hair piece? Imagine how many people follow Donald Trump's hair piece.

I know. Okay, here we go. Donald Trump. That's tough. That's tough. It is tough, eh? But he's the leader of the free world. He is the president of the United States. Oh.

All right. People will be looking at his Instagram for updates. Like, who are we going to war with? Oh, whoa. You've gone massive. You've gone real small. Yeah, the difference here is huge. All right.

So for Donald Trump, Clint, you've said $50 million. Yeah. the difference is huge. Alright, so for Donald Trump, Clint, you've said $50 million. Yeah. Brie, you've said $2 million. Donald Trump has $10.1 million. She's done it! She's done it! Your day. It's my bloody day. It is your day, Brie Thomasel.

I'm going to eat a bag of cheese for dinner tonight. To celebrate. I'm slowly crawling back. That makes the score 9-4 for the year. Bree and Clint on Zit-In. I learnt yesterday that one of my all-time favourite films turned 25 yesterday. Oh, yeah?

I didn't even realise. It was literally my childhood wrapped up into a movie. 25 years is so much more recent than you realise too. Like, oh, you go 25 years. Oh, it must be the 80s. No, what is 25 years ago? 1993? Yeah, about that.

Let's go with that. And it made me feel really old. Yeah. And then I thought, I wonder if the people listening to this show are as old as me and can identify this movie that turned 25 yesterday just by a script that you and I are about to perform. Based off our acting skills. Yeah, which aren't good. No.

We aren't actors and you don't know what movie it is. No, I don't know the movie. So I'm going to give you the script. We're going to act out a scene. Will I know the movie? Yeah, you should know the movie. Okay, cool. So no you the script. Yeah. We're going to act out a scene. Will I know the movie? Yeah, you should know the movie. Okay, cool. So no sound effects, no nothing for inspiration. This is just acting.

Just you and I. Just pure acting. The scripts. Alright. And our platform. If you know the movie that we are about to act out, if you want to win a mobile, if you want to win some fuel from mobile, you can call through on 0800 dial ZM if you're the first person to call through with the correct film.

I can see why you've made yourself that character. You obviously rate yourself as the award-winning actor. You don't know the movie. I think I know the movie. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Can we get from one of the producers action, please?

I like to, you know, be in the moment. Action. Thank you. Now look in the moment. Action. Thank you. Now look in the mirror and tell me what you see. I see me. You see you. Well, you know what I see? I see pride.

I see power. I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody. You really see that? Yeah, man'm on. But it's not about what I see. It's about what you see. Now look in this mirror and tell me again. Tell me what you see.

Why aren't you doing the accent? Because it's racist. Well, I see... Pride. Pride. Right. Power. Power.

Yeah, I see. A badass mother who don't take no crap of nobody. Again. I see pride. I see a badass mother who don't take no crap of nobody. I can't hear you again. I see pride. I think we get it, right?

Yeah, no, we get it. Oh, the phones are full. Pick a number. One, two, three, four, we get it. Oh, the phones are full. Pick a number. One, two, three, four, five or six. Hello, Zedim, do you know what movie we just butchered? Is it Cool Running?

Yeah, man. There's a guy that works here at Zedim called Tavis. He's the guy that's been filming everything for us. I was sitting called Tavis. He's the guy that's been filming everything for us. I was sitting with Tavis this morning and I had a very interesting conversation. Right. And we were chatting about, I can't even remember how it came up,

but did you know Tavis used to have massive dreadlocks? Did he? He had dreadlocks nearly down to his bum. Did he have white guy dreadlocks? Yes. Oh. So he is Caucasian dreadlocks? Yes. Oh. So he is Caucasian. Yeah.

Blonde hair. Yeah. He had dreadlocks nearly down to his bum. Well, they're far. They were very long, he said. Wow. He showed me his licence picture. How old is he?

Doesn't, he's about 27, I think. Far out. Doesn't even look like him. He's lived a different life. He then said to me, and wait for it, he said, yeah, when I cut them off, I kept them. I said, pardon me? He cut them off nine years ago.

Oh, he still got them? He still has them. Why? Does he get them out at parties or is he worried he's going to need a tow rope or something? I don't know. He said maybe it's just he doesn't want to let go of the dream. I guess you put that much care and time into them that...

It's a memory. They are physically part of your body. And you know what? Some religions and some cultures, that's probably a thing. You can't get rid of it. Yeah. I couldn't believe that.

I don't know what the Rastafarian stance is on it, but Tav's not Rastafarian. No, and I didn't ask him. I was like, where do you keep them? Where do you keep them? Like, where are they? You know when he gets a girlfriend, or I don't know if he has a girlfriend, but when they come over, like if they're like on your bedside table,

how do you explain that? Oh, yeah, they're my dreads. Who does he introduce his partners to first, his parents or his dreads? The dreads. You've got to get through the dreads before you can get to Tavis. I'm dreading this. The girls are like, that's dreadful.

I found that so interesting. Yeah, I find it gross. Well, it's like those ones where, because in Maori culture in particular, it's traditional to bury the placenta after a birth

but some people keep them in their freezer for so long no they don't and I'm like come on man go and bury

the thing go and get it away from the frozen chicken can you imagine the freezer defrost and

then the placenta like not great I want to ask the people on 0800 dial zm this afternoon what did you keep yeah yeah i'd love a placenta one is your mom got a tooth

baby tooth mate she's still got all the teeth yeah my mom's got a tooth in our baby book oh what she sticky taped it into the baby book? Into the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How big was your baby tooth? It was baby sized. Ew, it's so gross. It's nasty. What's worse? What do you think is more creepy, the teeth or the dreads? Dreads. Yeah, the dreads.

Dreads. Okay, we need to specify, it doesn't all need to be body parts? No, it doesn't have to be body parts. But what did you keep? What did you keep? What have you kept? What have you kept? What have you got? 800-Dial- ZM or you can text us at 9696.

We're talking about this guy who works here at the office, Tavis. He's working on the bisexualist stuff with us at the moment. And he told me today that he used to have dreads back in the day. But real long ones, right? Real long ones, like nearly down to his bum. You know when you see a person and you go, no, not a dreadlocker. I would never have picked Tavis to have him. But then do you look at me

and see me as an eyebrow piercing person? Yep. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. People have seasons in their lives, okay? I think you'd look like

someone who would get an eyebrow piercing. Oh! I just had an idea. No, we're not re-piercing my eyebrow. Alright? If you pierce my eyebrow I'm piercing you. How did you know that was the idea? Maybe that wasn't the idea. Because you we're not re-piercing my eyebrow. All right? If you pierce my eyebrow, I'm piercing your nipple.

How did you know that was the idea? Maybe that wasn't the idea. Because you gave me a perm on a whim. So I know you just have very flagrant disregard for any of my body parts. We can talk about it later. And Tavis said to me that when he cut off his dreads nine years ago, he kept them. And he still has them.

Still has them. I don't know if he's glad-bagged them. He's got nine-year-old hair. Do you reckon he vacuumed them. I don't know if he's glad-bagged them. He's got nine-year-old hair. Do you reckon he vacuumed them? I don't know. Vacuum-sealed? In a glass case like a snake? Interesting.

We want to know this afternoon on 0800 Dials at Inn, what do you keep? And can I just say before we go into this, we have gone into a weird, weird place. There is that many texts coming through on the text machine and some of them are grim. Give me some of your favourites. One person said, I have a cow testicle in a jar that I took to primary school for show and tell. Why? I'm now 32. Why have you got a cow testicle?

You know cow testicles are called bush oysters? Or mountain oysters. Same thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're bad. And they're yummy. There's a lot of placenta chat coming through on the text machine.

Yeah, well, that's a cultural thing. I get that. And yeah, I don't find that that bad. A lot of people There's a lot of placenta chat coming through on the text machine. Yeah, well that's a cultural thing. I get that. I don't find that that bad. A lot of people have that in their freezer. But bury it. Or eat it. That's the other trend. Yes, because people are getting them made into capsules now. No, Kesha had it made into a capsule. Oh, no, that's a thing. People aren't doing

that? I don't know. I'm not doing it anyway. This one's one of my favourites. Bree and Clint, my mate lost his finger a few years back and they couldn't stitch it back on and he still has it in his freezer. Finger food. I kept the wrapper from the time I lost my virginity. Oh. How are you?

Unless you're – oh. That's amazing. I hope it was a good session because otherwise, why are you trying to remember that? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's go with Yvonne. Hi, Yvonne. Hi, how's it going?

Good. What did you keep? We've got two inches of our dog's tail. He cut it off on a corrugated fence. Why'd you keep it, Yvonne? Well, we had to put him down, unfortunately, and it's just a little bit of momentum. Momentum, yeah. Why'd you keep it, Yvonne? Well, we had to put them down, unfortunately, and it's just a little bit of momentum.

Memento, yeah, yeah. Memento. I hear you. I hear you. And, hey, sorry for your loss, first of all. Oh, all good. Don't you see it as a weird thing to keep, though? Like, you could have kept a photo.

No, I don't think so, because we can put it in a pot and grow a plant on it. And it's a forever memento. Yeah, that is beautiful. I like that idea. I didn't think you were going to say grow another dog for a second there. That's not how it works. No, no, no. I like that idea, Yvonne.

That'd be cute. Thanks, Yvonne. Feeney is on the show. Hey, Feeney. Hey. What did you keep, Feeney? So my parents have got my 23-year-old placenta in their freezer. Still got it.

And it's sitting in a Kirk's bag. Okay. Let's dissect this a little bit. Feeny. That's amazing. Why have they still got it? Is it a cultural thing? It's a cultural thing.

You're supposed to plant it underneath a tree as a Maori. That's it, yeah. Give it back to the land. But my tree has not bloomed just yet. Well, because it hasn't been planted. Yeah, pretty much. They need to get it out of the freezer though. Do you want to be

there when they plant it? Absolutely, yeah. Finally get round to it. You know they say Feeney, how healthy it is to eat the placenta. Would you eat some of your own? 23 years old. Yeah, that's a hard pass. Absolutely not. Is it healthy if it's covered

in freezer burn? That nutrient has been frostbited. So true. Okay, thanks, Feeney. You know when you get chicken and you're like, is it still good? I'm going to say it's not still good. One more. Belinda, hi, welcome to the show.

Hi. What did you keep, Belinda? So firstly, it's not me, it's my mother-in-law. So my partner has had quite a few surgeries from when I was a baby right up to about 18, 19. And she's kept every single cast that he's had from these surgeries. There's about 25 of them just in display on like a cabinet in the middle of the house. They would stink. Yeah, and if you can imagine a baby wearing a cast, how dirty they get from their fluids.

Yeah. Why are they in a cabinet? I don't know. She's just weird. I just don't know. She's just weird. I just don't understand. I don't understand memorialising like the bad bit. Like I get it

was a traumatic time and she's probably hugely thankful and it reminds her how grateful she is that he made it through in there. But get a photo. It's literally there's a photo of us. There's a trophy. There's the 25 casts from my baby's arm. We'll just keep one instead of 25. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. Alright, hey, well, are you and your partner married? No. Okay, if you get married and in the future, you realise that those things are being left to you in the will, right? And they will be burnt on the day you die. We've had a very fun day

today. We've got a car. We've got Channing Tatum. We just talked about eating your own placenta. That was my favourite. Now I want to bring the mood down a little bit. Talk about house prices. Depressing.

Now it is the great challenge of the millennial generation. Shouldn't be, but it is. Being able to afford somewhere to live. You wouldn't think it was too much to ask, right? You wouldn't think it was too much to ask right? You wouldn't think it was too much to ask. You know what sucks? Baby boomers. Because they own all the bloody

houses. They've got all the houses. I hate paying rent every week because it's dead money. It's dead money. Like I would love to own a place. Like you should. I think if you were alive in their generation you'd have one. But this is literally like we're playing real life Monopoly

and they own the whole board and we have to rent everywhere we go. Give me bloody Piccadilly for God's sake. I don't even want bloody Mayfair or Oxford Street. I just want Piccadilly. We will take anything. We'll take a utility. It doesn't matter. I've got some prices.

So this is data that's been released that gives you an idea of the average house price for a first home buyer. So this is what first home buyers are paying in some of New Zealand's major centres. Now I apologise to the South Island. I have no South Island data. I've got Auckland, Wellington and Tauranga.

Major centres, the capital, the biggest city and probably the sexiest place to live, Tauranga. It is hot. It is hot. Never rains there. You think that pushed property prices up. Let's see if it does.

So this here is the average amount of money a first home buyer is paying for a home in Wellington. $657,000 for a first home, not a flash home for a first home. Far out. A first home. That's meant to be like a shit box. You need a 20% deposit.

So to get that- Oh my God. You need to have in cash and KiwiSaver. Yeah. You need to have $131,000. Holy hell. Who has that? How are you going to do that by yourself?

Like let's imagine as a couple, hopefully, as a couple, hopefully you can scrape together 10 years of KiwiSaver and some savings and maybe your parents help you a little bit. I was going to say maybe get a bit off your parents. But most people I know's parents can't help them. But if you have it, that's 65-ish grand each. Single person. Think about a single person who's got to get triple figures,

six digits in their bank account. I'm never going to be able to afford that. Tauranga. Yeah. Beautiful Tauranga. Beautiful. It's where I want to live one day. A first home buyer in Tauranga for a three-bedroom house,

on average, first home buyers are paying $520,000. Bargain! Is it though? Half a million dollars. Bargain! That's still a lot of money. That's over half a million. You need $104,000 as a deposit. That's 20%. That's 20%. That's the legal requirement. God, that's a lot of money. And finally, our big centre where a third of the nation's population live, Tāmaki Makaurau, Auckland City. Oh, God, I can just imagine. First home buyers are paying $699,000 for their first home. And that's what, a unit?

It's a first home. In Avondale? A unit? It's a first home. In Avondale? Hey, there's nothing wrong with Avondale. I'm just saying it's not even super close to the city. They'd be lucky to get Avondale. I love Avondale. They would be lucky to get Avondale. Okay? Alright, just because you live close to Avondale. I live further away than Avondale actually.

Oh, by the way, your Auckland deposit is $139,000. How does a second job sound? Sounds terrible.