ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 2nd 2020

Episode Date: October 2, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Friday podcast intro. Usually on a Friday, this is a behind the scenes for you, eh? BTS. And if you watch the videos you'd see that. We usually do this with a beer in hand. Because it's Friday, you know, and you've got to live a little. You've got to get out there and live a little. Yeah, life's too short. Today there's a padlock on the beer fridge and so we haven't been able to get in. I've tried, Ben's tried, I've looked in multiple fridges.

I even asked the guy who works at the Classic Rock Station around the corner. I was like, mate, do you know where any free beers are? And he looked at me like I had a problem. So, welcome to a bone dry

international birthday banger. Hit it, Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah!

This is where we get your birthdays from our podcast page, which is booming at the moment, by the way. It's going up in numbers. Oh, it's popping off. There's good interaction there, good chat. I love seeing the updates on that page in the morning. If you want to follow it, search The Bree and Clint Podcast Family. I think it needs more dog content.

Oh, yeah? I saw one of the podcast followers posted a picture of his new puppy, and I was loving that content. What about a selfie trend? I'd love to see some pictures of people in the group. Or dogs, and dog selfies. Oh, yeah. You looked at me for a second like,

I don't want to post a selfie in there. All right. No idea is a bad idea. Either or. Either or. We'll take both. Let's start with Alex Drake for International Birth. That's a cool name.

He's from... Alex Drake. Shaftsbury. He's from Shaftsbury. He's not from Shaftsbury. That's Shaftsbury. Is he? I reckon that's what it is.

All right, let's go with it. He's from Shaftsbury. Shaftsbury, Dorset he? I reckon that's what it is. All right, let's go with it. He's from Shaftesbury. Shaftesbury, Dorset. You guys got Shafted in the name department. Yep. He was born on the 9th of June, 1990. So he was 16 in 2006. And on the 9th of June, 2006, this was number one.

Setti Dom. This came up this week in birthday band. It did, yeah. It's a great song. Great song. Yep, cool. Let's do another one for Hannah. Hannah Harris. Hannah Harris from New South Wales, Australia.

G'day, Hannah. She was born on the 21st of June, 1994. So Hannah was 16 in 2010. And Hannah, here's your birthday banger. Windessential, top-notch pop banger. Yeah. Yeah, the project was flawless from start to finish. A little bit of Snoop Dogg.

Oh, that album. A little bit of Candy Floss. Like, sickly sweet pop. She was never going to top it. A little bit of whipped cream cans with...

Coming out the areolas. Yeah, cream coming out the areolas. I mean, just, you know, quintessentially pop. Where's that? Where's the... There's not a single

pop star in 2020 who's shooting cream from their areolas. Oh, I mean... Who's that? There's not a single pop star in 2020 who's shooting cream from their areolas. Oh, I mean, is there? Give Cardi B time, eh? Hey, Cardi B would definitely have done that before. Okay, finally, Kevin Aldridge from Indiana. Indiana, the USA.

Kevin was born on the 3rd of May, 1995. So he was 16 in 2013. And Kev, he's your birthday bang on This was a huge collaboration When it came out Who was it with? Pink and Fun That's right

Or the guy from Fun anyway The guy from Fun Yeah Great song Great song Great song The film clip was very cool Bit down buzz for a birthday banger Yeah, yeah

But I like the song Sorry, Kev Okay, Katy Perry, Sandy Tom We didn't pick Sandy Tom this week for the birthday banger So I'm going to pick it here You want to go with that? Yeah, I think it's That one

Most Unusual Alright Yeah, I think it's... That one. Most unusual. All right. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Yeah. This is it. In 77 and 69, revolution was in the air. It's called acapella. I was born too late into a world that doesn't care. We should do this for Friday, okay.

Wait, wait, wait. I've got something to do. I've got something to do. I've got something to do. Have you seen the acapella challenge on TikTok? Uh-uh. Where they play, they use that Beyonce song where she goes, Oh, yeah.

Wait, is that, what song is that Um I don't know We're gonna do the Sandy Tom one Okay Oh no So you're gonna It's just that We just want that first line acapella And we'll reset it for you

Who wants to What's the first line again The first line goes like this Oh I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair Oh god That's all you gotta do Okay

You go first Nah I had Shut up Shut up Oh wait sorry Um I think

Producer Ben Producer Ben I need the lyrics Hold up No you don't need the lyrics I'll cue you I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair

Come on babe Come on I'll cue you Here it is Good luck 3, 2, 1 Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. We'll turn it down once you start.

You're up. I thought I was doing the first line. Yeah, you are doing the first line. I'm just giving it to you so you can hear it. So we can hear the contrast. Okay, sorry about that. Yeah, okay. Everyone's nervous.

Everyone's nervous. I'm with you. You play it normally, then I sing exactly what you say. You just do exactly what you heard. Okay, good luck. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair Oh I wish I was a punk rocker

With flowers in my head Kid Pretty good Pretty good pitch Good good good That's coming from someone who's tone deaf But I give that a Team of approval

Thanks mate Okay Anastasia Do you understand the mechanic Right yeah Good luck Let's go Wait wait wait We've never heard Anastasia sing

No Oh I have in the car We're not very good at singing I have in the car I think Yeah This is going to be very pitchy Okay good luck

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Oh, this is very good. It's very good. This segment makes me feel so uncomfortable. Rock off for who goes last. Okay, one, two, three, shoot.

Yeah. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. Yeah. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. Yes. Okay, so I would like you to go last. Nice. Okay, here we go.

Good luck. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable. It doesn't matter when you go, to be honest. It's all on record. Oh, it makes me really uncomfortable. You've got to rip it off like a band-aid. Yeah. Here it comes.

Here it comes. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. That's very good, mate. Well done. That's very good. It's hard because you don't get to practice, so you don't get to hear it coming out of your mouth first.

Oh, I am dreading this. Here comes Brie. Oh, no. Good luck, mate. Good luck. No, I don't get to hear it coming out of your mouth first oh yeah i am dreading this here comes brad oh no good luck good luck i know i don't want to do it oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair Crushed it In 77 and 69 Have a great weekend, everybody. Oh, my God. See you next week. Enjoy the podcast.

Too late Into a world that doesn't care Everybody, everybody. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair. When the head of stage is a big guitar, not everyone... Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Who air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Who's game for a Bevragino? Did someone say Bevragino? Did someone say Bevragino?

Did someone say Bevragino? Did someone say Bevragino? What the hell? What? It's Anastasia's. Huh? Did someone say Bevragino? It just sounded like a Bond villain. Yeah. Just like That was my... Someone say Bevoragino. It just sounded like a Bond villain.

Yeah. Just like, ah, Mr. Bevoragino. I watched Spectre last night. That's probably your... You are the biggest James Bond fan I've ever met in my life, and I don't quite understand it. Well, every night on a Saturday night, they used to play them,

and me and my dad, that was our one time that we were Bond a week. Oh, that's cute. Yep, love you, Dad. What's the best Bond film? Oh, controversial, but I like you, Dad. What's the best Bond film? Controversial, but I like Skyfall. Yeah.

Daniel Craig isn't my favourite Bond. Who's your favourite Bond? Sean Connery. Yeah. Yeah, we'll go with Sean. Yeah. Which is the one with Octopussy in it. Octopussy, yeah, that's it.

Yeah. You just wanted to say pussy, didn't you? No, I just can't believe that they named the character that. Well, that's what's so great about a Bond film. Back in the day, they were just... They just were loose. They did not care. Did whatever they pleased. And then, do you remember Austin Powers then made fun of it?

Yeah, what was that one? Yeah, what was his? Because there was Beyonce. Yeah. She was Foxy Cleopatra. Foxy Cleopatra. You're not going to give... And I'm a whole lot of woman. You're not going to give Beyonce a disrespectful name.

You can't do it. No, she had to have a cool name and she did. What was the Austin Powers one? Heather Shagwell. Someone's Shagwell. I swear there was like a version of the Octopussy. Anyway, we'll look it up. Okay, today on the show we are going to,

oh, this is interesting, there's a garlic bread pizza out and we're going to taste test today on the show, we are going to, oh this is interesting, there's a garlic bread pizza out and we're going to taste test it on the show. You might have seen Domino's post about it during the week. It's a pizza that has chunks of garlic bread on it. They said that heaven didn't exist, but

it does today. It might not, we haven't tasted it yet. Well, that's true. So we're going to taste it and see if it's any good. Obviously, we're going to pump it up as well. We've got more money to give away with pump. And Visa Wellington on a plate. Someone's going. Someone's going to win a trip for them and a friend to go to Visa Wellington on a plate.

That is a very cool trip that someone's going to win. Next on the show, remember the game Trash or Treasure that we used to play? Yes. You call up. We give you items like Antiques Roadshow and you tell us whether they're trash or treasure and we're going to have an impromptu game of that because I've found one of those items. One of those dream items that you always hope to find

in an op shop or in like a box of crap in your garage. I always dream of being one of these people. This guy has knocked it out of the park. The amount of money that he's made from something that's just been gathering dust for 40 years. Amazing. Amazing. If you want to have a quick game of Trash or Treasure with us,

you can give us a call on 0800-DARLS-ZM. If you beat us, you can score for yourself some free mobile fuel this afternoon. Brian Clint. Oh, my. Brian Clint. Trash. Oh, Treasure. That's a blast from the past.

Yeah, welcome back, old friend. We used to play this game a lot, and we haven't played it in ages. But I thought we could bring it back today because I found a story about a guy who found a teapot in his garage. It's one of these. Oh, this is Antiques Roadshow stories of fame. Exactly right. It's a tiny yellow teapot. It's eight and a half centimetres big, and it's been in his family for ages.

Oh, it looks old. He reckons his father bought it back from the Second World War. From the Far East, he described. Anyway, he was going through his books and stuff and he was like, oh, clean this up. Mum's no longer with us. Dad's no longer with us. See how much it is. Just see if it's worth anything.

Anyway, they said this is pretty valuable. We'd like to take it to auction. And the tiny 8.5 centimetre teapot sold at auction for $761,000. That is an expensive drop. That's the bit that got me. I was like, cool, it's obviously important. Who's buying that is the thing I'm thinking of. And are you having tea out of it?

It's like when we talked about the Air Jordans, Michael Jordan's Air Jordans. You've got to wear them. You've got to wear them. Have to. People are like, tea out of it? It's like when we talked about the Air Jordans, Michael Jordan's Air Jordans. You've got to wear them. You've got to wear them. Have to. People are like, no, it'll reduce

in value. But what are you wasting your money for to look at some shoes? They're an investment. And what if it's

like that little Bow Wow movie when you put the shoes on and you play like Michael Jordan? I mean, you'll never know unless

you try them on. Like Mike. Anyway, we thought we'd have a quick game of Trash or Treasure. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi, guys. It's been a while. Bree's going to explain to you how the game works. So essentially, Sarah. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi, guys. It's been a while. Bree's going to explain to you how the game works. So essentially, Sarah, let's see if I can remember.

We're going to give you an item and then you have to tell us whether it's trash worth under $5,000 or treasure worth over $5,000. Okay?

Okay. If you get two out of three correct, we'll give you free mobile fuel. Here comes your first item. Listen carefully. I have a first edition Tequila Mockingbird. The condition is not perfect.

It has definitely had some wear and tear on it. This all actually checks out to be a first issue, which means it was part of the first batch issued to the public. Okay, we probably all read it at high school. It's one of the first ones ever published, Tequila Mockingbird, Trash or Treasure? I'm going kill a mockingbird. Trash or treasure? I'm going to say trash. Trash.

Trash, locking it in under $5,000. I'd say it's probably $1,000. You nailed that, Sarah. We tried to trick you. Yes, I did. I would have said treasure for that. Yeah, it's a first edition. It's a first edition.

Okay, a trash book. Second one up. Here comes your second item. Good luck. So this is the I think the first print Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic. So, what have we got here? A first edition, first printing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles signed

by Kevin Eastman. You had this when you were a kid? When I was a kid, yeah. It's my original comic book. Okay. First original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book. Signed by the author. Trash or treasure? It's totally treasure. I watched that when I was young.

It's totally treasure. Great show. Over five grand. Let's find out. Over five grand. A 94 straight right now. 11K. Whoa.

Nailed it. Oh, she's won. You've won. Do you want to go for the clean sweep? Go on. Go on. Just for a bit of fun. Here! Nailed it. Oh, she's won. You've won. Do you want to go for the clean sweep? Go on. Go on. Just for a bit of fun. Here's your last one.

The Kirtland Safety Society Bank. $5? That was like the first Mormon bank, right? From what I understand, yes. I'm here at the pawn shop today looking to sell an old obsolete currency note. Yeah, you have Joseph Smith's signature on it. Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon Church

and Brigham Young who took over the church after Smith died. Okay, if you've seen the Book of Mormon, it's a $5 note from the first Mormon bank. They created their own currency. That's right, yeah. And it's... One of the first notes. Yes, and it's signed by's... One of the first notes.

Yes, and it's signed by the guy who started the Mormon church. Is that trash or is it treasure? I'm going to go trash. Trash. All right, lock it in. Is it even worth the $5 that's printed on it? Let's find out. I would value it roughly around $12,000 in today's market. God damn!

Come on, that's an up market on the $5, isn't it? Wait, were we playing double or nothing? No, she gets the fuel. Nice work, Sarah. Thank God. Happy Friday. We'll get you some free mobile fuel in the mail. Free in Clint.

I want everyone to listen up for a second because I want you to call ZM. 0800 DIAL ZM is the number. Yeah. If you have one of these names. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So 0800 DIAL ZM if you had called one of these names.

Okay. The first is the boys. Is your name Axe, Bamboo, Dagger, Jaguar, Jackston, Jevin, Mordax, Rad, Tiger, spelt with three R's. Yeah, all right. Those are the suckest names I've ever heard. And I mean like fully suck. These are the top boy, bogan, baby names of 2020. Yeah, right.

Of course they are yeah well how's diesel not on there no that might have been last year okay um we haven't got anyone calling through yet maybe if we do the girls names uh is your name any of these because there's the top female bogan baby names of 2020 i quite like the boys list i thought it was quite jazzy yeah there's some good ones in there i I like Dagger. Dagger. Here's the girls. Karen, spelled with a C-A-R-R-Y-N. Karen with a C?

Yes, Karen with a C. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Graceland. Big Elvis fans. Graceland? Graceland. Not Grace Middle Name Land? No, Graceland. Yeah, all right.

Big Elvis Presley fans. Honesty, spelled O-N-E-S-T-E-E-E. Yeah, that's nice. Which is nice, different. Jezebella, which is nice. Jinx, which is different. Jumel. Yeah.

Have you heard of that before? No, no Jumels. Chloe, spelled K-L-O-W-E-E. Okay, yeah, good. Pistol. Pistol for a girl. Yeah. And the last one is Anastasia. Anastasia, bogan names. Well, we've got an Anastasia. How do you feel about that? Excuse, are you serious? It's the number one on the list. I'm just kidding, it's not on the list. We had an axe and he just hung up. Oh, no.

Who's this one? Hello, ZM. Hello. Hello. Oh. Where did axe go? That was dagger. I could tell.

That was pistol. He had to shoot. Yeah. No pistols for a girl. Yeah, well, you don't know if that was a girl or a boy. No, you said he had to shoot. Oh, yeah, that's right. Don't let that get in the way of a good gag.

I think Ben's trying to get Axe back. Yeah, trying to call him back now, yeah. I'd love to talk to an Axe. Do you reckon it's short for Axel? Probably. Probably, eh? Yeah. Oh, Axe, where'd you go, man?

Come on back, Axe. No, we're not going to get him. We've got a different one. Hello, ZM. No, nothing? Come on, Backaxe. No, we're not going to get him. We've got a different one. Hello, ZM. No, nothing there either. People are running scared. Yeah, this is going well, guys. Come on, Bamboo, where are you?

Maybe there's no Bogans that listen to ZM. I don't think that's true. No Bogan babies. I don't think it's true either. Because I definitely listen to ZM. Yeah. And I definitely am a ZM. Yeah. And I definitely am a bogan.

All right. Well. Well, that was interesting anyway. Yeah, there you go. Some good inspo for you if you're pregnant. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. It's baby season.

Dean McCarthy, who's the latest one to drop? Oh, this is exciting news. Nicki Minaj has given birth today or late last night, her first child. And obviously, as you can imagine, Twitter and everyone in Hollywood is excited for her. She hasn't had the best luck with her relationship. So I think, you know, the latest one is the one. This relationship is the one or this baby is the one?

Both. Yeah, it turns out. Who is she dating, actually, anyway? Is there a famous father? See, no, he's not that famous. She used to have that traumatic relationship with Meek Mill, and now she's with another rapper guy that I'm not really, you know, not a big deal. But Meek Mill was much more famous. I rapper guy that I'm not really, you know, not a big deal.

But Meek Mill was much more famous. I'd like to see Nicki Minaj in more movies. Is she a good actress? I thought she was in a few comedies that I watched and she did quite a good job. Well, that might be an unpopular opinion. Was she in The Other Woman? Is that what she was in?

Yes, she was and I thought she was quite good in it. Yeah, she's very talented. Yeah. Oh, well, congratulations, Nicki Minaj. That is the latest with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Pump, you can get that fresh feeling with Pump sparkling berry and lime with no sugar. Sorry, I'm distracted because we've got a taste test to do.

Last week, actually this week, Domino's New Zealand put a very, very appetising post up on their Facebook page. It said, okay, but what if we put garlic bread on a pizza? And straight away I was like, okay, but what if we ate that garlic bread on a pizza? And that's why this afternoon for the service of New Zealanders, for everybody who needs it,

we're going to perform a Brie and Clint taste test. It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Okay, so what I have in my hands is a hot Domino's pizza. Time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Okay, so what I have in my hands is a hot Domino's pizza. I mean, I'm pretty harsh because I am one of the biggest garlic bread connoisseurs in the world. And you are Italian, so you need to be harsh. You need to be honest.

That's the only way taste test is going to maintain its credibility. Garlic bread from Domino's, bloody delicious, in my opinion. Yeah, great garlic bread. So what this is, before I show it to you, is a regular pizza. Actually, I don't know what kind of pizza it is. Yeah. That's a very good question. Cheese pizza?

Cheese pizza, probably. And then they've broken up a whole loaf of garlic bread and they've placed it around the pizza. And then they put the cheese on top of the garlic bread and they put it through the machine. Did you? This apparently came from a TikTok challenge. Right. Someone created it on TikTok and then Domino's, being the machine. Did you, this apparently came from a TikTok challenge. Right, okay. Someone created it on TikTok and then Domino's being the geniuses they are go, boom

we'll make that. Is it good though? Should we find out? Well, yeah, it's about time we find out. Okay, if you first have learnt this from MasterChef, you eat first with your eyes. Okay. So how do your eyes feel about this? I feel pretty good about it. There is an entire loaf of garlic bread on here.

Oh, I'm keen for this. Perfectly positioned too. There's a piece, there's a part of a piece of garlic bread on every single piece. They've laid it really well. Okay, ladies first. Take yourself a piece of...

I'm going to get this piece that's got a full piece of garlic bread on it. Garlic bread pizza. Ben, we're eating this so other people will know what it's like. Do we know, can you buy this from Domino's stores? If you want to,

can you go in and purchase this? At the moment, it's not currently do we know, can you buy this from Domino's stores? If you want to, can you go in and purchase this? At the moment, it's not currently on the menu. Right. But it was a limited time. But if you talk nicely to them, they might make it for you. Yeah, they might be like, please bring it back. Or buy a pizza, buy a garlic bread, slap it on the pizza. Are you ready?

Three, two. Oh, you've already started. No, I didn't. I just bit the front bit off so I could get to the garlic bread piece. Jeez, you're not fast. You're last around here. Okay, ready? Bon appetitio.

Cheers. Mmm. I mean, if you're looking to avoid carbs, this is not the pizza for you. Not for you. But if you like garlic bread. This is for you. And you like pizza. This is 100% the pizza for you. And you like pizza. This is 100%

the pizza for you. You know how you take this up a notch? How? You get the garlic bread crust. Put garlic bread on the garlic bread

crust pizza. Oh my God. Sorry for what they're eating. This is a horrific statement for that. But it's a service. Every time we do this statement, I'm like...

We should start pre-eating it and just come in with a review. Yeah. Look, there's always work on's. Anyway, that's the Domino's garlic bread pizza.

To be honest, we just do this segment to get free food. Don't tell anybody. I want to talk about a really cool idea that a pizzeria in Brooklyn is actually... Brooklyn? Brooklyn.

Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Hey, I'm walking here. That's it. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Hey, I'm walking here. Hey, I'm walking here.

Get out of my face. Oh, whoa. I thought you were going to say something else. Whoa. No, it's just the F sound. Oh, right. No, that's a saying, isn't it? It was good. It was good.

It was good. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. Anyway, it's a pizzeria in Brooklyn and it's called Vinny's Pizzeria. Yeah. And they're going viral because of something that's on their menu. Right.

Which I think is a really good idea. Is it garlic bread pizza because we just ate that? No, but I mean, that's a great idea. Great idea. Vinny's in Brooklyn. They just ate that? No, but I mean that's a great idea. It's a great idea. Vinnie's in Brooklyn. They've got a large cheese pizza on their menu, $21, which they're not going viral for that. They've got something called an elote pizza for $23.

Yeah. Not going viral for that. But they're going viral for something that's wedged in between those two things on the menu. Mr Wedge. No, but that would be smart. On the menu, it states positive reinforcement.

It'll cost you $1 and it'll be some comforting words from our delivery driver who will look you straight in the eyes and tell you some inspirational words. For $1? For one buck.

I'd pay for that. I would totally pay for that. Because it's the right price. I'd just go, what have I got to lose? It is spot on the right price. I don't care if the guy sucks at it. It's no skin off my nose. It's only a dollar.

Exactly. I reckon it's a great idea. Does he say things like, it doesn't matter that you ordered three sides and a large pizza and I can only see one person inside this house. It doesn't matter that you ordered three sides and a large pizza and I can only see one person inside this house. It doesn't matter. You do you.

Every day's a cheat day. Every day's a cheat day. Everything in moderation. You look great. Including moderation. It's all about balance and you've got the right balance. I like this. We should do it on our show.

What do you mean? We should provide this service. Do some motivational. Yeah. What do they call it? They're calling it positive reinforcement. Do some positive Yeah. What do they call it? They're calling it positive reinforcement. Do some positive reinforcement. Yeah. Okay. I mean, we've got this platform.

Yeah. People don't even have to pay for it because we're not going to be very good. I mean, I'm a bit iffy. Can you give me some positive reinforcement to get me in the mood for it? Here, Ben's put this together. Put this together. So, will you show that we can do it? So say you open the door. I'll be like Oh, that must be my pizza.

Hello, sir. Hi. Looks like you've had a haircut today. I have had a haircut. This is me telling you that it looks great. It looks fantastic and you look like you're ready to go out there and tackle this world today because you look amazing.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, I was just planning to sit here and whack the knives on and have a bit of pizza. But now I want to get out there and, you know. Because that's real, too. You had a haircut today. I did have a haircut. Yeah, it was accurate.

Okay, no, I'm inspired now. We can do this. 0800 dials it in. Do you need some positive reinforcement? Who needs some pumping up this some positive reinforcement? Who needs some pumping up this afternoon? Yeah. Who needs a bit of a pep talk? Yeah, do you need, have you had a rough day?

We're here to pick you back up. Have you got something big on this weekend that you need motivating for? Are you meeting the in-laws? Oh, good idea. And you're just not quite in the right headspace. Maybe it's a sporting match. Yeah. And you're second guessing yourself. Even cheaper than $1, this is free. It's free. 0800 dials at M. If it's a sporting match. Yeah. And you're second guessing yourself. Even cheaper than $1, this is free. It's free. 0800

dial ZM if you want a free pep talk from Clint and I this afternoon. T's and C's, we don't know if it'll be any good. Might be average. Might be average. You know, we'll give it a go. Free in Clint. There's a pizzeria in Brooklyn, over in the States, called Vinnie's Pizzeria

who are offering on their menu for $1, the low, low price of $1, some positive reinforcement where their delivery driver will look you in the face and tell you some nice words and encouragement. It's genius. It's such a great idea. It's a great idea. Because everyone needs that right now.

And it costs them nothing. And for $1, you're hardly going to ask for a refund. If the guy's not that motivational, you just go. Yeah, that was a dollar. That was a dollar. Oh, well. It was worth it. It was worth a go.

It's fine. We're going to give it a go. We're going to try and inspire some people. How much, what's the name, talks have you done? Motivational talks. Motivational, yeah, speaking have you done? I gave one at my high school once. Oh, right. And I don't think anyone was motivated.

I've done zero. So that's our resume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we'll see how we go. Yeah, but I mean, we back ourselves. We're willfully ignorant and arrogant. So we're going to give it a go.

Hi, Sky. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sky. Hey. Now, why do you need motivating? What's going on with you? Yeah, what's happening? I've just been a little bit down in the dust and a bit depressed recently.

Okay, all right. So you need some words. You need some inspiration. Something to pick you up for the weekend. Who's your delivery driver slash motivational speaker? Is it Bree or is it me? Bree. Bree.

Oh, okay. Okay, all right. Good choice. Let me get my head in the game, Sky, for you. Sky, the struggles you're facing, the chances you're taking sometimes might knock you down, but no, you're not breaking. You may not know it, but these are the moments that you're going to remember the most. You just got to keep going. Be strong. Just keep pushing on.

Because there's always going to be another mountain. Sky. I love that. Yes, Sky. It sounds weirdly familiar. No. It sounds weirdly. That was an original piece.

Why were you reading off your screen? I thought we were meant to be freestyling this. I haven't written anything down. That was from the piece. Why were you reading off your screen? I thought we were meant to be freestyling this. I haven't written anything down. That was from the heart, Sky, from me to you. Okay. Thank you. Love you, Sky. Ben, hi. Hello.

Hello, Ben. Why do you need motivating? What's going on with you? I'm just on the drive to work with my boss, and we're going to Marserton, so we just need a bit of motivating. Say no more. Say no more. Bit of a rowdy pick me up.

Yeah, yeah. Who would you like to be your delivery driver slash motivational speaker? I'll go with Bree as well. Good choice. It sounds like she's prepared and I'm not so good luck Ben. I hope this works for you. Ben. Yeah. There's always going to be another

mountain. No. You're always going to be another mountain. You're always going to want to make it move. It's always going to be an uphill battle. Sometimes you're going to have to lose. It ain't about how fast you get there. It ain't about what's waiting on the other side, Ben, because it's the climb. To Marserton.

To Marserton. How's that for you, Ben? Because it's the climb. To Marserton. To Marserton. How's that for you, Ben? It sounded very familiar. Yeah, again, weirdly familiar, eh? That's another original piece from the same piece that... Yeah, right. I'm wondering how many more lyrics slash motivational lines there are in this if Tanya chooses you as well. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Now, why do you need motivating? Hey, I'm the busiest person in the world at the moment. I have to drive around town and find food, make up food parcels, and give them to people that don't have any food.

Oh, you're doing great work. You're the people that need some picking up sometimes. No, but even worse than that, it's my learner driver son that drives me. Really? Help. Help. Okay, all right.

I'm assuming you're choosing Brie as well. No, no, no, no, no. You can pick Clint. You want Brie, don't you, Tanya? Is it three times a charm? Three times a charm. Yeah, here she comes. Tanya, I put you high up in the sky and now you're not coming down.

It's slowly turned. You didn't let it burn. And now we're just ashes on the ground. Don't ever say that you will ever walk away. I'm going to always want you. I can't live a lie. Running for my life. You came in.

Is this motivational? And you're going to come in like a bloody wrecking ball. How's that, Tanya? Has that given you the juice you need? Yeah, that's wicked. Good. Cool. I'm running out of original material.

I reckon we wrap it there. I reckon we've got the gist. I think I ended on a high. Cool. And thank you to the entire Miley Cyrus back catalog. What are you talking about? I don't know if we need to pay royalties on that kind of thing. I still had Party in the USA lyrics I couldn't use.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's Pumped Up with Pumped Sparkling. Oh, this has been great fun this week. You just jump on and you hold on as long as you can while the money gets pumped up thanks to Pumped Sparkling. Say stop when you want it to stop. But don't hold on too long, Clint, because the bubble eventually will burst. We've had three winners and

one loser this week. Chloe, welcome to the show. You're our last contestant. Hi, Chloe. Woo! Hi! You sound like a winner. We want you to win. I hope so. Okay. What happens is the money goes up and up and up. It doesn't come down, but it does eventually. The bubble will

burst. So you need to say stop before then. You understand? Sweet. Good luck. Come on, Chloe. We burst. So you need to say stop before then. You understand? Sweet. Good luck. Come on, Chloe. We're rooting for you. Here comes your pump up. Good luck. You've got to pump it up.

$15. $70. $120. Good. $166. $205. $265. $278.

$290. $290. $20. $300. Chloe, where were you? Oh, I was going to stop at $300. Did you lose reception? Yeah, I think so.

Producer Ben, is this the last day of this competition? We are doing it next week as well. Oh, damn it. I was going to say, if it was the last day, we're going to give doing it next week as well. Oh, damn it. I was going to say, if it was the last day, we're going to give it to you, but I think we can't. It's not the last one. I'm so sorry, Chloe. It's all right.

She wasn't even greedy. She was after 300. It was about right. Yeah, and it went bang right on 300. All right, you get that fresh feeling with pumped sparkling berry and lime. It's absolutely fizzing with absolutely no sugar. We are going to play again Monday to Friday next week. Brie and Clint.

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You thought I'd forgotten. No, I hadn't. It is National Name Your Car Day. I don't know why. I don't know why. It just is. Just some weird national days, isn't there? There's a day for everything.

Yeah. And today is National Name Your Car Day. So if you haven't named your car, today is the day to name your car. And we've asked you guys, does your car have a name? And there are so many texts that we can't read out. Yeah, there's a lot of really PG13 plus R18 plus texts. There's some like, you're going straight to prison if anyone finds out the name of your car type text.

Your poor cars. Let's have a look at some that we can read out, okay? Someone's texted in. This is nice and simple, nice and straightforward and they said, my car's name is Karen.

She is a Holden Cruze. Look, having owned a Holden Cruze. Sounds like a Karen. It's a Karen car. Yes. A Holden Cruze is a pain in the ass. It breaks down all the time. Actually, you knowze. Sounds like a Karen. It's a Karen car. Yes. The Holden Cruze is a pain in the ass. It breaks down all the time. Actually, you know what?

It's a Karen. The car is a Karen. You're not a fan of the Holden Cruze. Nope. Someone said, My Isuzu D-Max name is Truckasaurus Rex because it likes to eat cars. Walk out.

Get out of my way. Truckasaurus Rex is a fun thing to name your car. Isn't it? I have a Toyota Aqua. I call it the Aqua Turd. That is so good. I'm trying to look for some other ones. There's so many and then also so many that I'll get in trouble if I read it.

I have a 2007 Subaru Legacy Wagon. I call it the Shaggin' Wagon. I don't think anyone, and this is an offence to you, Texter, we appreciate your text. I don't think anyone who refers to their car as the Shaggin' Wagon. I call it the Shaggin' Wagon. I don't think anyone, and this is an offence to you, Texter, we appreciate your text. I don't think anyone who refers to their car as the Shaggin' Wagon has done any Shaggin' in their wagon.

Hey, you don't know. Some people... I don't know. Some people are very good game. Ben, don't you refer to your Subaru as the Shaggin' Wagon? No, I do not, Clint. I don't have a name for my Subaru.

Why do you keep a mattress on the back of it? I just like to go camping. Right, okay. I was just checking. Is that all it's for? Thanks mate for checking in though. For camping? Yeah. Okay. It looks very cosy. If this wagon's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'. Yeah, you got that sticker, don't you?

That bumper sticker. No. Yeah, I thought I saw it. I thought I saw that. Are there any more that we can read? Can we read the van one? Can we read the van one? Or? Can we read the van one? Or we can't read it? What was the van one? The black van. Oh, no.

No, no, no. You can't read that. What about this one? This one's quite funny. And I don't really understand it, but they said, Our black Nissan Monaro's name, Murano? Murano's name. Murano, yeah.

Murano. Sorry, there's Monaro as well. There's a Holden. But it's a Holden. Yeah. Our black Nissan Monaro's name is Janice. She's a Holden. Our blackness in Murano's name is Janice. She's a fat lesbian. So wait, she's got a sexuality, a personality and a name.

You could read that one. I couldn't have read that. What are you trying to say? Are you calling me fat? Whoa, whoa. Are you calling me fat? Let's rage. Brie and Clint.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! New Zealand heads to the polls on the 17th of October. In fact, you can vote early from this weekend.

One of the things you're voting on is whether you should be allowed to smoke weed for fun. That is correct. So today, for Friday Oki, I thought why don't we sing Afro Man. I loved this song back in the day. Still love it. I got into the booth with Al, who's our professional audio. We're not calling it the booth today. We're calling it the hot box.

Got into the hot box and I said to Al, I was like, do you reckon Afro Man was high when he did this? And Al just laughed at me. He's like, what do you think? Do you think he wasn't? You're nervous about this today and I don't know why. This is a fun one.

You're going to smash this. Well, if you hear the repertoire, it's a very low male voice. Yeah, right. Or the register. Yeah, the register. That's what it's called.

I don't know if my voice could really get there, but I tried. We've both done 15 minutes in the hot box and what you're about to hear are the results. I'll go first.

I pick the song. All right. Wait till you hear both before you pick who wins Friday Oki this week. Brian Clint. It's like, I don Swarbrick, where you at? 420! Puff, puff, pass I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why Cause I got high Because I got high

Because I got high I was gonna go to class before I got high Come on y'all. Check it out. I could have cheated and I could have passed, but I got high. Oh, yeah. I'm taking the next semester and I know why. Yeah, hey. Because I got high. Because I got high.

Because I got high. Go to the next. Go to the next. Fuck. Yeah, very good. I'm in trouble. You reckon? I think that was one of your best.

Me too. In my opinion. Me too. I'll listen to you. Okay, here comes Breeze. Okay, you can't vote until you've heard them both. This is Breeze Afro Man. It's like, I don't care about nothing, man.

Roll another blunt. Yes, do it. Oh, cuzzy. It's 4.20. Here we go. I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom But then I got high My room is still messed up And I know why

Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high I was gonna go to class before I got high I could've cheated and I could've passed, but I got high 420 I'm taking it next semester and I know why Because I got high, because I're here. Because I got high.

Because I got high. Because I got high. Woo. Does anyone else feel like they're in a submarine? Not my best. Were you? No. Was I high?

Your performance was very relaxed. It was very. Very relaxed. Well, so was yours. I was trying to get into the character. Only one person can win Friday Oki for our 420 marijuana referendum edition, and we'd love you guys to choose. Oh, $800.

Can we get five votes through to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week? I feel very relaxed, actually. Right? Probably too relaxed. Puts you in a good mood. The song. Bree and Clint. Friday Okie.

It's Friday on a Friday at 5 o'clock. We do Friday Okie. That's right. We'll take five votes and you get to decide who did the better Afro Man. Was it me? I know that's the long one. You don't need to hear that again. Was it me? Hey, hey. Because, that's the long one. You don't need to hear that again. Was it me?

Hey, hey. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Go to the next. Go to the next. Or was it Bree? Hey, hey.

Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Woo. High. Does anyone else feel like they're in a submarine? They say that weed makes music sound better. So I hope the people that are voting have imbibed something this afternoon.

I don't think that would help this segment, to be honest. I think it would make you freak out more. Sandy, hi. Hi. Hi, Sandy. Who's won Friday Oaky this afternoon? I'm definitely going for Bree. Oh, yep. Thanks, Sandy. Who's won Friday Oki this afternoon? I'm definitely going for Bree. Oh, yep. Thanks, Sandy.

You caught me off guard there when you said Clint first. Yeah, and I was definitely thinking... Definitely Bree. Well and truly, she won it today. Well, I'm shocked, but I will take it. Thank you, Sandy. Thank you, Sandy. Puff, puff, pass to Ian.

Hi, Ian. G'day, Ian. Kia ora, kia ora. Kia ora. Who's won Friday Oki this week? I'm sorry, but I thought Brie was a bit out of time today. I agree, Ian. Like she was a bit high, maybe.

What? You mean pitch? My pitch was a bit high? I just, yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my pitch, I was a bit high in the pitch. So, yeah, today I'm going for Clint. No, fair enough.

Thank you, Ian. I appreciate it. Thanks, Ian. No worries. Pass the voting on the left-'m going for Clint. No, fair enough. Thank you, Ian. I appreciate it. Thanks, Ian. No worries. Pass the voting on the left-hand side to Tim. Hi, Tim. G'day, Tim. Hi, it's Tim here.

I'm voting for Clint. Oh, thanks, Tim. Thanks. I appreciate it. Straight to it, Tim. Just, you know, rip off the Band-Aid. Any constructive feedback you could give us on the segment on this week? They're both good, right?

Yeah, do better songs. Do better songs. Okay, thanks, Tim. Fair enough. No, I like that feedback. Thank you, Tim. Steph. Come on, Steph.

Keep me in the game, Steph. I need this vote here. Oh, Brie, I'm sorry. I have to go. Peace and magic. Thanks, Steph. Thanks. All right, Steph.

Appreciate it. Have a good weekend, mate. That was impressive. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, I really appreciate it. Tegan's here with the final vote. Hey, Tegan. Hi, Tegan. weekend, mate. That was impressive. Yeah, I thank you. Thank you, I really appreciate it. Tegan's here with the final vote. Hey, Tegan. Hi, Tegan.

Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thank you. Who are you voting for? Yes, I'm, you know how I rang up a couple of weeks ago and it was 100% Bram. So, sorry, but this time it's 100% Clint. At least you vote fair, Tegan.

That's what we love about you. You vote with your head, not your heart. It's good. Oh, definitely, definitely. Have a good weekend, Teagues. Thanks for voting. Cool, all right, bye, guys. What do you think Afro Man's doing?

Like, in 2020, what do you think Afro Man's doing? Let me Google Afro Man 2020. Is he on Instagram? Afro Man in 2020. Yeah. He's getting high. Yeah. I walked right into that one to be fair.

You really did. Bree and Clint. Bang. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger for a Friday needs to be on point. Needs to have the right mood.

Needs to have the right feel. Needs to have the right vibe. Yep. Yeah. And we're going to see if any, needs to have the right feel. Needs to have the right vibe. Yep. Yeah. And we're going to see if any of the songs have that vibe today. The problem is we don't choose the birthday bangers. They choose us. They choose the people.

Yeah. So it's a lucky dip always. Ainsley's here. Hi, Ainsley. Hello. Hello. How are you going? Good, thank you.

That's good. Looking forward to the weekend, Ainsley. Yes, I am. I am. Excellent. Let's do your birthday banger. What's good. Looking forward to the weekend, Ainsley. Yes, I am. I am. Excellent. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 30th of the 3rd, 1999.

All right. You were 16 in 2015 on the 30th of March. And on that day, this was number one. Kanye, Rihanna and Sir Paul McCartney. I loved this song. Yeah. I thought it was awesome. It's a great song.

Do you like your birthday banger, Ainsley? Yeah, I used to love it. It's a good song. It's a throwback. Perfect for you then. What year? 2014. 2015.

2015, yeah, right. Okay, cool. Let's get a birthday banger on for Laura. Hey, Laura. Hello, Laura. Hi. How are you going? Good, good, thank you. Excellent. Very well, thank on for Laura. Hey, Laura. Hello, Laura. Hi. How are you going? Good, good, thank you.

Excellent. Very well, thank you, Laura. I'm excited to do your birthday banger. I've got a good feeling. Oh, yeah, I've got a great feeling about it. Perfect. All right, let's do it. What's your birthday?

4th of July, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of July, Independence Day in the States, as they like to call it. And this is your birthday banger. This is great. This is the vibe. Yeah, this is the mood for Friday. Cobra Starship? Cobra Starship.

Featuring Leighton Meester, I think. I think so, yeah. Is that the song it is, eh? You make me feel. Do you love it, Laura? Yeah, no, this is a good song. It's a banger, Laura. Cool. Okay, let's get one more on for David. G'day, David.

Hello, David. How you going, team? Good, mate. How are you? Not bad. It's Friday. I'm on my way home from work. Oh, no.

Good time. What's your birthday, David? 3rd of the Feb, 1973. So I'm hoping that all school might come through. Let's hope so. You were 16 in 1989 on the 3rd of Feb, 1973. So I'm hoping that all school might come through. Let's hope so. You were 16 in 1989 on the third of Feb. And in the late, late 80s, this had a number one hit. Phil Collins is an icon.

That's a great birthday banger, David. Yeah, I could have been born a bit later and get some of it more spicy. Fair enough, David. Okay, wait there. Love that Phil Collins song. Love the Kanye, Rihanna, Paul McCartney. I like all the songs. You can't go past Cobra Starship.

That's the song that has the Friday vibe, I think. Oh, yeah. Laura. You did it. You came through with the song that has the Friday vibe, I think. Oh, yeah. Laura, you did it. You came through with the song we needed today. Yay, I won! On a Friday too. That's a juggernaut birthday banger. There you go. Enjoy your birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

I'm taking what I think I deserve And you're overdue And if you listen you can hear me through the radio In that bright white noise What I've been missing in my life What I've been dreaming of You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl You'll be everything you want So let me get up there I'm the fairest baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like You make me feel

You make me feel You make me feel good Get a little closer to me, girl, and you'll understand Cause if you wanna, gotta know what you need, well, then I'm your man And if I listen, I can hear you through my radio In that bright white watch What I've been missing in my life, what I've been dreaming of You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl, you'll be Everything you want to let me get up there

I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want, cause we can do just what you like Everything you know, I'll flip it upside down Take you on the road, you know I like it loud Tell me what you want, cause we can do just what you like You make me feel good You make me feel good You make me feel good

You make me feel good You make me feel good You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel

Put your hands up, put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up Let the lights drop, let the lights drop Let the lights drop, let the lights drop Make my world stop, make my world stop La la la la la La la la la la

You make me feel good La la la la la You make me feel good La la la la la You make me feel good La la la la la You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel

You make me feel You make me feel Zedien Brinkley, that's Cobra Starship, winner of Birthday Banger today, You Make Me Feel. Is this Cobra? Yeah, by all the singers. Been grounded your whole life, so now you run wild I don't think I would call this.

Hot Miss. Did they have a song with Kesha? Did they? I don't remember. Did producer Ben give you the pieces of audio for this break? Of course he did. He's a professional. Okay, great.

Because I think the Lizzo song pretty much inhabits what I'm about to talk about. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Oh, yeah, we cut off the bad bit. All right. Because it's not relatable to this story. But that first part is. What is Lizzo 100%?

We'll never know. You're about to find out. An American woman by the name of Katie Snow posted on TikTok earlier this week. And she was talking about how her dad is adopted. She always knew that her dad was adopted and she was talking to her brother and they're quite old. I think they're in their 20s or so and her brother decided for her birthday or for Christmas he was going to get her one of those Ancestry.com kind of packs,

you know where you do the swab in your mouth. Oh, I'm not keen for those. And it tells you who's your grandparents, who's your mum and dad and all that kind of stuff. We've talked about that. I'm not keen. Yeah. I don't want some foreign company having my DNA on file.

What if they are making a murderer of me and they put my DNA at the scene of a crime? You know? You say that, but I don't want to give anybody the opportunity. You need to watch some more relaxed shows on Netflix, I think. Anyway, this woman decided she was like, yes, I'd like that because it'd be quite interesting. Anyway, here's her talking about exactly what happened

when she received the results back from the DNA test. A few months ago, my lovely brother got me one of those cool ancestry genealogy tests. And because my father's adopted and my mother doesn't know her real father, I thought it was really cool. Well, this morning at 7 a.m., I got my results back. So the first thing I saw was this, you know, awesome. That's my mom. But this supposedly is my father. And now that's a surprise to me because I always thought my father was my father. But after speaking to both my mother and father, nope, that's my dad.

After a very stressful morning, I sent him a message and I guess we'll see if he says anything. So she found out from an Ancestry.com DNA test that her dad wasn't her real dad. That's correct. And both of her parents knew that her whole life. Yeah, well, I think so, yes. Who's her real dad? Well, I looked into it because obviously that TikTok kind of ends there and you're like, hashtag part two.

But I'm pretty sure she actually ended up tracking her real dad down because his name was on the Ancestry paperwork. Oh, they were able to pinpoint him? Yes. Whoa. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. This Ancestry.com thing is going to tear families apart. Like if he's in the system,

then they can put him with her DNA because it matches. I think that's how it works. If you tell your mum you're going to do an Ancestry DNA test and she gets real nervous, you've got some skeletons in the family closet. Can I say, by the way, the 2020 trend of airing your family problems on TikTok is not going to lead to anything good.

Like this girl documenting her family's deepest, darkest secrets for some likes on TikTok, it's not going to end well for her. Yeah, this is when I hope it's not real. Yeah. You know? It's like the one I showed you the other week of the mum who was making a cake for the woman

that her husband had wished a happy birthday for her birthday because she was worried that dad was cheating and someone filmed it and put it on TikTok. Like if your family's issues get three million views. So you're saying I shouldn't post this fight I had with my mum in a Westfield car park then? Oh, no. People love videos of your mum.

Okay. That's a different story. It gets pretty hectic though. Yeah. Okay. It's hashtag real. Yeah, right. Like fist fight.

Yeah, fist fight. Yeah. Right. Well, kind of cat fight. Right here. Mum and I are throwing haymakers. Right, interesting. I'm not keen for those DNA tests, though, like I said.

Well, I mean. No one's getting my DNA for free. Wait, hang on. That sounds weird. As a very fashion-forward show, it's our duty to bring you any breaking fashion news and as the uh most fashionable member of the team i've got this one okay i'm gonna bring this talk yourself up well you know i don't say it it's what the um paparazzi say it's what the street stylists say when they capture me and they go, Clint, you're by far the most fashionable one. What are you wearing today?

Today, I'm wearing a local designer, long sleeve t-shirt. Where from? Just another fisherman. And I've paired that with a pair of Levi's dad jeans. Sounds super trendy. Non-ironically, I'm just a dad with jeans. Anyway, this is real fashion news. Luxury fashion retailer Gucci have released a controversial new pair of jeans.

I've seen this. You have seen them? I'm pretty sure, and I just shook my head. Denim distressed jeans with pre-imposed grass stains on them. First, it was the trainers, the brand new sneakers that were dirty, like pre-dirtied. And then these. Now you can get quite an ugly cut of jeans as well. They're horrible. They look like a pair of jeans that you wear out and go around the farm. You look like you've fallen over at a festival. That's what these jeans look like. And maybe

that's what they were going for. There's grass stains on both knees. But if that's not enough, there's also brown stains around the ankles and also on the butt area. They also look like they don't fit around the crotch area very well. Everything about them is ugly. Horrible fit. And maybe that's what makes them so fashionable. Bree, how much would you pay for a pair of luxury Gucci pre-grass-stained jeans?

Nothing. But how much do I think they cost? Yeah, that's what I mean. Okay, different story. I think you're probably looking at about $400 for them. Get off the grass, mate. For a pair of grass-stained Gucci jeans, I'll set you back $1,200. You're kidding me.

And that's fashion. This is a good time actually to launch my new business idea. Yeah. I will now wear your new jeans and go run around in the park and get grass stains on them for the low, low price of $1.99. $1.99? $199. Yeah, right.99. $1.99? $199.

Yeah, right. It takes a bit of work to get grass stains on the knees. Does it? I don't know. Dean points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. ZM.