ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 30th 2019

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

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Rolling? Are we on the air? We're on the air. Well, we're not technically on the air, are we? We're on a podcast. We're on the cast. Unless someone plugs this in to a transmitter and transmits it out, then we'd be on the air, wouldn't we? God, that's the future of Radio A. Oh no, it can't because they took the headphone jack out of all the phones. Oh well. Hey guys, Bree and Clint here. Missed you guys on the podcast over the last few days. I wonder if anyone noticed that we weren't here. That we weren't here. I've got two things I'd like to address and sorry to really commandeer the podcast over the last few days. I wonder if anyone noticed that we weren't here. That we weren't here.

I've got two things I'd like to address, and sorry to really commandeer the podcast intro, but does anybody mind? Does anybody? I had something, but you do your two things. I did have a couple of things. Oh, same, actually. Maybe we all have one thing. Yeah, we can take our time.

I've been looking to extend these podcast intros, actually, so that's fine. Allow me to not go first, then, and I'll interject between other people's topics. allow me to not go first then and i'll interject between other people's topics um brie i love when you do that that's you know that's good you go first no no you go you don't have anything i do have something all right well ben you go first you bring up what you wanted to bring up oh i was going to bring up i am starting to plan our summer podcast additions our special summer additions. Oh, you do special. Oh, I love those that you did last year.

Once a week or maybe twice a week, yeah. You had an adults only. Yeah, a sexy one, a birthday banger one. Scary one. Yeah, I think this year my main one will be aviation podcast. Oh, yes. There's been a lot of aviation. Yeah, there has been this year.

I was going to ask you for suggestions or anyone listening if they have any suggestions. I did. I reckon you do all the incest content we did. Yeah, that's true. There was a lot of that. Really?

No, she's right. No, we actually did do one piece of incest content. Did we? Yeah, we did Are You Married to Your Cousin? Oh, yeah.

And we had that girl call in that two degrees competition once whose cousin sent her a DP. Remember? Technically not incest because she didn't know it was her cousin until later. No, it's whether you know or not it's incest. It's not knowing that changes the genetic makeup.

It just makes it worse or not. Okay, yeah. So how would you like people to submit ideas for these podcasts? Maybe just Instagram DM us. Instagram DM Brian Clive. I know my mum listens to the podcast and she would love

a mumma die edition. That'd be the only one she'd listen to. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, we can do that. Easy. Cool, you're done? That's my stuff.

Okay, we'll wrap you up there. I'm done. We'll wrap you up there. Did you want to go now or are you just going to wait off, Bree? No, you go. Well, Ellie also had something.

Yeah, we'll get to Ellie. I'm not going to lie. I just felt left out. I haven't got anything. That's good honesty, though. That's good honesty. I've had to wait so long, I've forgotten what mine is. Well, I know what one of them is.

I was talking to Brie. I got roasted on the gram the other day for my pizza again. And can I just say... Oh, yes, that's what we were talking about. Can I just say... That's what we were talking about, wasn't it? I said... I made the comment.

So he's getting roasted for stuff that he puts on his pizza because him and his wife are pescatarian, right? So they only eat fish. Well, we're not one, we're two pescatarians. Two pescatarians. They're pescatarians. Anyway, so the pizza has... I think technically we're pescatarian. They're pescatarians.

Same thing. Anyway, he got in trouble because he puts weird shit on a pizza. I don't think I do. I don't think I do. Cucumber? No, shut up. This is what I'm getting roasted for because people think it's cucumber on a pizza. Pine nuts?

I'll run you through the ingredients. Oh, that's nice. I do love a pineapple on a pizza. You guys are not Italian. So we start with the base, homemade pizza base. Yeah. So Lucy's made the dough. Nice.

Giving it time to rise. Oh, so fast. Then pizza sauce. Do you make that? No shit no It comes out of a bottle No that's where you're going wrong It's so easy to make And then we've got

Zucchini Not cucumber I'm not an idiot That's an okay Average pizza topping I don't even know If I know what that looks like It's a courgette

It's a courgette No one calls it A fucking courget if I know what that looks like. Courgette is another name. It's a courgette. No one calls it a fucking courgette. I call it a courgette. I had never heard of zucchini until about two years ago. Are you joking? No. Is that the same thing?

You say zucchini, I say courgette. Let's call the whole thing off. Then we've got pine nuts. Are you happy with pine nuts? I'm happy with that, yeah. You're so freaking hard to please. I'm Italian. Of course I'm hard to please with a pizza.

Olives? Olives? Of course. Olives are good on a pizza. Capsicum? I hate cooked capsicum, so I can't comment on that. There's so little meat on here. It's vegetarian.

It's vegetarian? Oh my God, Ben! What have you been? What was the last thing? Cheese. What's the main thing? I thought you said fish and I was about to slap you. No.

Oh, good question though. Does fish go on a pizza? No, it absolutely does not. Do mussels go on a pizza? Yeah. Ben, don't Google, dude, because someone's definitely made a fish pizza. I want to Google it. So, guys, producers, I said to him, if you're pescatarian, there's one pizza you should be eating.

A margarita pizza! Yeah. That's a good idea. But why do I only get to eat one type of pizza? It's the best type anyway. It is yummy. I love them like that. Ben's brought up fish pizza.

Oh, salmon. Oh my God. No, anchovies. Anchovies. Yeah, they do go on a pizza. Anchovies go on a pizza. Let's be real. They're not a real fish.

Have you ever seen one in the wild? I haven't. No, it's a good point. I haven't seen many fish in the wild. I don't think they're a real fish. I think they made it up. Okay, that piece of admin for me done. You can go with yours now.

Oh, I was just going to comment on over the weekend. My sister and her husband have two dogs. One's named Coco. She's like a miniature poodle. And then they've got. One's named Coco. She's like a miniature poodle. And then they've got this other dog named Ralph, and he's a chihuahua cross Maltese. Anyway.

A chihuahua? A chihuahua, yeah. Wow. So Ralph is like six months old and Coco. Wow. Good. And Coco's about one and a half. Anyway, Coco was on heat, so it means she was bleeding from her vagina.

Okay. Okay. Because that's what happens. And they're trying to breed them. Oh, yeah? At the moment, because they want to sell the puppies or whatever. Not while she's bleeding.

That's when they have sex. I think that's when, yeah. But that signifies the end of the cycle. No, for dogs, that's when they're on heat. Doth it not? And it makes them lubricated. Anyway, have you ever seen two dogs having sex? No. You haven't?

Oh, my God. I love being from the farm sometimes. So, ready? Strap in. Are you ready? Yeah, all right. Probably shouldn't have said that. Yeah, not.

So, in two dogs, I actually saw this happen. When a dog loves a woman. So, what happens is, so you know obviously the red rocket on a male dog yeah where the penis comes out yeah never heard it called the red rocket but yeah oh that's a big thing in australia everyone's like i've seen it i've seen a willy come out once it's disgusting it is pretty off so the penis will come out of the dog and that's when it's ready to obviously you know doggy style yeah And once the penis goes into the dog's vagina, these hooks come out the end of a dog's...

This is true. Oh, oh. Hooks, like these hook things come out the end. So once the penis goes in it, then these hooks come in and goes... And they go backwards into the vagina. So then it gets stuck. Dogs can be stuck for hours like that. Yeah, it's disgusting.

Can they actually? Cats do the same thing. I saw two dogs once and they were bum to bum. And the penis had gotten stuck. And obviously the dog... And one had turned around to leave. Yeah, and tried to get away. And they were just stuck like that for about an hour.

Can you imagine how freaked out you'd be if you saw two dogs... I saw that when I was 12. If you saw two dogs doing it missionary. One's like, why don't you ever look into my eyes when we do this? He's like, all right, let's give it a go. That would be very weird. Anyway, so did you see it happen on the weekend? No, so anyway.

Coco and Ralph. So the question I was going to ask you guys, technically, how old is a dog when they're six months? Because I was thinking, I was like, is he old enough to be having Consensual sex? Three and a half Nah, not old enough

Three and a half? Imagine being three and a half We've got to rapidly wrap this up But is there any other admin? I've completely forgotten my second bit of admin It's really irking me Maybe going to buy Real ingredients for a pizza. Shut your mouth.

Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. That's how I end the podcast. Now let me see you dance. Zimz, Brie and Clint. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Oh, how good was yesterday's show? How good was yesterday's show?

My favourite bit? Someone else did it, you know? I was at the airport yesterday because we had a long, long weekend. This guy next to me was standing there and I was waiting for my bag and he looks at me and he looks at me again and he goes, aren't you meant to be on the radio right now? I looked at my watch and I was like, yep. We were planning on coming back to do the show yesterday,

but as a team we needed just like a day to grieve about, you know, I'm not even going to say rugby. I'm not even going to, welcome to a rugby free show. We won't even mention it. Like it's not, we won't even talk about that thing. In fact, that's the last time I'll say it. It's not going to be mentioned. That's a good distraction for Brie got caught at customs again.

Oh, who was the guy? Was it the customs guy? No, it was some random. I thought it was just a guy at the baggage carousel. No, it was some random dude. Oh, it wasn't a guy with a glove who was checking you near the regions and going, by the way, I knew that girl off the radio. Yeah, that'd be awkward.

Have you ever got pulled into something like that? Yeah, in the States. Shouldn't have said pulled. Yeah, I went through and me and my wife Lucy were going through LAX and they split us off. They go, ma'am, you can go. And sir, you need to go this way. And I went into a room, just me. And there was a security guy in there.

And they've all got guns in the States. And he had his gun on the table. And I was like, what have... Intimidating, yeah. And you don't go, I'm going to be fine because I haven't done anything wrong. You straight away go, oh my God, what if someone's put a knife in my bag?

What if I left, I don't own a knife, but what if I accidentally packed a knife in my suitcase? Well, you never know. But like at the end of the day, I mean, I don't agree with them pulling you into that room for the crime that is your terrible moustache. But in America, it is a crime. Mm, mm, mm.

Well, once you... You know that happened to my brother too, and it's because he had a beard. Yeah. They actually said that to him. They said it's because of how long your beard is. Yeah, America's intense. They've been very nervous over there for a very long time.

And, I mean, good reason. Yeah. Yeah, America's intense. They've been very nervous over there for a very long time. And I mean, good reason. Yeah, but don't do everybody with a beard. Yeah, that's a bit off, isn't it? And can we leave our shoes on? Like, can we, come on. Can we please just leave our shoes on? We went to LA, obviously, as a show to find Channing Tatum recently.

Did we have to take our shoes off? Surely. I don't remember. I've blocked the Rugby World Cup out and I've blocked our mission to find Channing Tatum out of my mind. Those two things, they don't exist. The Rugby World Cup. You know

what I did like about the Rugby World Cup? What? And the All Blacks game. What? I mean, I loved reading stuff online about obviously the All Blacks losing but people in New Zealand being really humble about it, being like England played better.

You have to be. Yeah, but people aren't like that. We got humbled. You know, we got... Here we are bloody talking about it. We said we weren't going to talk about it. England did play bloody well. I reckon they'll win the whole thing.

Next on the show... Hey, you know what? At least we have in common now. They knocked the Wallabies out. Yeah. And then they knocked the All Blacks. We're a team of losers. Next on the show...

Welcome. It's been a while since you guys have been here. This is what it feels like. I want some help to dress my baby, okay? And I'm going to ask you guys to help me with this next. You up for the challenge? I think cowgirl outfit. Yeah?

Every time. Little cowgirl hat? Yeah. You're actually close. We'll talk about it next. I don't want to do that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Over the long weekend, we both went to Australia.

You went to, where'd you go, bloody, where'd you go, Toowoomba? Bloody, where'd you go, Tassie? Where'd you go, bloody, Gipsbury? Bloody, where'd you go, Wollongong? You don't know where I'm from. You went to Stanthorpe. Got it! Did I get it?

Soon as I put you under the pump, do you remember? Did I get it? Typical. Tell me I'm right. Typical. Tell me I'm right. Got it. Did I get it? Soon as I put you under the pump, do you remember? Did I get it? Typical. Tell me I'm right. Typical. Tell me I'm right. Husband. You're right.

And you went to Sydney. And I went to Sydney. Going through the airport, they have a store. And you guys will know these, I think. You know those fancy boots that people have, RM Williams boots? They're iconic Australiana. Yeah, they're like, I think they started out, correct me if I'm wrong, they were like outback shoes,

like all the bloody, all the cattle jockeys used to wear them on the farms. They were actually a work boot originally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they've moved into the cities. Not a very good work boot though. Well, they don't have steel caps in them, do they? They move into the cities and then they say all the concrete cowboys wear them. And now over here in New Zealand, they're quite a fancy boot, right?

Like the R.M. Williams boot. They're bloody expensive. They are. But they are a lovely boot, yes. I have a pair. I have a pair too, actually. Yeah, my wife also has a pair. We have couples boots.

Do you have brown ones? Yeah, I've got the brown ones. It's hard to pull off the brown ones if you're from the city. Yeah, it's not a shoe that I'm wearing well. Put it that way. I think you go, all right. I appreciate it. They had them in R.M. Williams' store from the city. Yeah, it's not a shoe that I'm wearing well. Put it that way. I think you go, all right. I appreciate it. They had them in R.M. Williams' store at the airport,

and this is how they get it. Oh, you don't look at the airport. It makes it even more expensive. I know, but you go, oh, I'm travelling. I should really go home with a gift. And in the store, they have a tiny baby version of the R.M. Williams boots. I do love a baby shoe version of anything.

A baby version of anything. Not just shoes. The minute you get something and you perfectly recreate it in baby size, it's just adorable. Have you seen a baby hoodie? Like an Adidas baby hoodie? No. Oh my god, you need to look into that. And then, oh, and even better,

you know the classic Adidas tracksuit? Yes. The baby version of it? Okay, these are all things that I need to get. But the problem is when you do this, they always cost a bit of money and your baby is going to wear it for maximum four weeks. Well, what do they say? It's literally like three to six months is the first set

and then six to nine. So they'll literally wear it for three months. But it's so cute. So I just want to do a quick round the room. Don't worry about price or anything like that. I just want to get a consensus. I'm obviously obsessed with them because I think that these are what my baby,

I think that she'd look great. She doesn't even walk. No, she doesn't walk. That's a great point. She's not going to have to re-sole the shoes. There'll be very limited wear and tear. Factor whatever you need into your decision and you guys will help me make this decision now.

Do I need to buy tiny baby RM Williams boots? We'll start with Producer Ben. Probably not. I don't think it's a good idea. I don't think the baby's going to enjoy it

as much as you are. Yeah, but that's fine. It's for me to enjoy. This is just my opinion, mate. Are you okay with that? Okay, that's fine. You're a no. Producer Ellie,

is this something that I need to buy for the baby? They're very cute and I think maybe you can justify once. Like buy one pair, but then when she grows out of them in two weeks, you can't buy another pair.

That's the only pair she ever gets. How fast is this baby growing? So does that make you a yes? Yes. Yeah, okay. And then Bree, do I need to buy these tiny baby boots? Absolutely. Yeah.

So I'm not paying for them. Get them, Get them. Get them. They're so cute. The boots are $189. Can I change my answer? Yeah, same. Australian. So about $320 Kiwi.

Remember that last week we talked about afterpay? I think I'm going to get it. I think I'm going to get afterpay. No, I wouldn't start now on this. We'll put a picture of the boots on our Instagram so you can see them because they are very cute. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

This is some pretty horrific news. And, you know, if you're in the car right now, you know, I just want you to stay safe and just keep in mind when you're listening to this. Do you need a sad soundtrack or anything? A sad soundtrack. Can we get that sad Coldplay music, please? I feel like this is the time to employ that.

I'll give you just the first bit of the story. There's a truck over in America, in Texas. Oh, in Texas. Texas. Oh, in Texas. Texas. It was a B-double. For people who don't know in the truck industry, that's a semi-trailer and some. Oh, right.

It's a B-double. I know you spoke truck chat. I do. Rubber ducky. Yeah. We used to have a UHF in our car. I'll bet you did. Yeah, it was a good time.

Anyway, so this B-double was in Texas. It was on a highway and it was travelling northbound and it's come to a part where it's been involved in a major accident. Everyone is okay. Everyone's alive. No one's injured. Yeah, good news.

But multiple, multiple, and I say seven hundreds of thousands multiple say seven hundreds of thousands. Seven hundreds of thousands. Means it's big. Yeah. Perished. What?

Seven hundred thousand what? Yesterday, seven hundreds of thousands perished on the roads. Yeah. And I just want to say it's a sad day for avocado lovers. There were so many avocados that perished yesterday on that road in Texas that they had to shut down the highway. You could say it's a real-life case of smashed avo. Terrible, terrible news for Texans, as obviously avocados are so good in so many things.

Guacamole, smashed avo, other avocado dishes. Avocado on toast. That's smashed avo. No, not smashed, chopped. I don't think it's that big a deal, because they'll just get some avocados from Mexico, so they'll just get some more across the border. Right. Literally, the whole of Mexico is growing avocados.

But yeah, I hear what you're saying. It is. Also, I'd be more cut up if, like I went to New World yesterday, and they're basically giving them away at the moment. It's like, I only want one avocado. You have to buy three for $5. I know. It's like, I only want one avocado. You have to buy three for $5. I know. It's like they want you to take them.

I know. If you'd give me this news in June when the avocados are $9. You might be a bit more upset. I might be a bit more upset. Well, I mean, it is very sad news in Texas. But good news in Texas. First homeowner numbers are through the roof. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

A list has been released of the sexiest cities in the world. Oh, yes, please give me some of that action. Am I right? I want to move there. Yes, please. Let me live there, please. Am I right? Nah, just me.

Cool, cool, cool. That's okay. You all right? Yeah, yeah. It's got a bit carried away. You know, here's sexy city and I'm like, do I live in one? What even is that? Do I contribute to a sexy city?

Great question. So the list has been done by Big Seven, which is the same group, by the way, who named the New Zealand accent as the sexiest accent. Is this just their opinion? No, it is data. So you've asked what makes a sexy city. According to this list, how many people in the city are doing it. Okay.

How many single people live in the city. Right. And the number of romantic restaurants, date night spots, and passion-inducing activities available to do in that city. Well, I can name one place in New Zealand that I reckon would be on it. Where? In Bikago. Oh, yeah, it's a hot, hot place. When I went Well, I can name one place in New Zealand that I reckon would be on it. Where? Invercargill. Oh, yeah, it's a hot, hot place.

When I went there, I was so sexually charged. I know, right? And I was like, I think it's this city. I could feel it radiating off you. I could actually smell it. So I've got the list. And interestingly,

there is one New Zealand city that features in the sexiest cities, but I'm going to get to that last. Hamilton. I'll give you some interesting parts. Rotorua. First.

Interesting what? Some interesting cities that are featured in the list. It's a list of 50. Is there any Aussie ones? Yes, there is. Yes. And I'll isolate

an Australian for you. Number 50 on the list of 50 sexiest cities. Dongwan in China. Apparently in Dongwan there are so many women that most men have at least three girlfriends. Oh, gross.

Yeah, in Dong Wan, or one dong, more like it. Am I right? Between three. Okay, no, carry on. Number 33 on the list is Tokyo, Japan, home of the largest adult shop in the world. Yeah, Tokyo is sexy. That's number 33 on the sexy cities.

I will agree with that one. Our Australian entry. Yes. And actually where you used to live, Brisbane is on the list. Yes. At number 28. Hey, I'm happy with that. 28 in the world is good.

They say sandy beaches lined with charming, attractive locals make it a sexy city. I love that there isn't any beaches in Brisbane except for the fake beach in Southpac. Oh, right. Oh, on the river. Yeah. Right.

It's a fake beach. Well, they didn't incorporate that. That's fine. I'm happy with that. It's pretty good. I'll run you through the top three just quickly. Okay. The third sexiest city in the world,

according to this, is Denver, Colorado. That is random. It's weird. It's cold there. Yeah. Number two, and weird that it's not number one in the sexiest cities, is Paris, France is number two. I think it's lost some of its appeal lately.

It's very busy. There's a lot going on. There's too much going on. The sexiest city on this list, and you have also spent time here, Miami, Florida. Miami is hot, hot, hot. That's the sexiest city in the world. I think it's because people in Miami literally wear a piece of string as a bikini.

Exactly right. Exactly right. So well done. What I really care about is the New Zealand city on the list. So first drum roll, which city is it? The sexiest city in New Zealand is Auckland. Is it? And according to this list, it is 26. Probably because it's got that big, erect, big, tall sky tower. That's the one, baby.

Have a sexy afternoon, New Zealand. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It was hot. It was steamy. Two A-list celebrities, they're not dating. One, in fact, is gay and the other is not, but two females have hooked up on camera. Tell me more, baby.

This is right in my wheelhouse. Jennifer Aniston is one of them, and she kissed Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, okay. Oh, don't be like that. No, no, no. What, what, what? Does, is Ellen not as good?

No, it's just that Ellen is in a committed relationship. So what is she doing? Like that is, what does Portia de Rossi think of all of this? Because I mean, I'm sure they're stable. I'm sure they're comfortable. But at the same time, Jennifer Aniston is a hot tamale. And if my wife... They're married? They're married, eh? Portia and Ellen, they're married?

Of course they're married. She's hooking up with Jennifer Aniston on TV. Yeah, but Jennifer Aniston is straight. Yeah. That's like kissing... That's what they all say. That's like kissing one of your straight friends. If I was to kiss one of my straight friends. Yeah. That's like kissing one of your straight friends. If I was to kiss one of my straight friends. Yes. It's like kissing one of your male straight friends. Are you saying, as a married man,

if I was to hook up with Ben, producer Ben, that doesn't violate the terms of my marriage? Is that where we're at with this? Well, it's just a peck on the lips. Yeah, okay. Well, that depends too. What sort of kiss was it? It was just a peck.

Yeah? It was just a peck and Jen Aniston was on the Ellen show so it's not like it was in secret. It was on her show where millions of people watch and they were talking about the time Ellen kissed Howard Stern.

She's kissing a lot of people lately. Kissed Howard Stern, who is a radio DJ over in America. And Jen Aniston couldn't understand why Ellen, a gay woman, was kissing men. I had Howard Stern on the other day and then you did his radio show. He was

in town. Yeah, I would like to ask how this kiss happened. He asked for the kiss. He asked for the kiss? Yes. I don't normally just grant anyone who asks for a kiss. I mean, it was pleasant. No, I mean, what was the last time you kissed a guy? When's the last time you kissed a girl on the lips? I don't.

I don't kiss girls on the lips. No. And that's when they kissed. Damn, it really sounds like Ellen jumped there. Ellen lent in, and then it was a really kind of gentle kiss. Gentle. Yeah. Would you kiss Ellen DeGeneres if the opportunity arose?

Yeah, of course I would. Yeah. I mean, if it didn't violate the terms and conditions of my marriage. Imagine. You know, I don't know. I don't know if she'd be okay with that. Imagine the situation. You and I somehow wind up in the situation where there's Jan Aniston and Ellen

and they said, right, we want to kiss both of you. Yeah. What's going to happen here? I would obviously take the bullet and kiss Jennifer Aniston because your wife would hate that a lot more and you could. As far as who, and I'm not going to go into too much detail, but as far as who each of us are into and who they are into. Jan Aniston's my type.

A hun DP. So you would kiss Ella because she's a gay woman so your wife wouldn't feel as threatened. Yeah, okay, sure, we'll go with that one. I think my wife would be fine with me kissing Jennifer Aniston. I'll come out and say that. Because if she had the opportunity, I'd be fine with her kissing Brad Pitt. If she had the opportunity, I'd be fine with her kissing Brad Pitt.

If she had the opportunity, who am I to deny her the opportunity to kiss one of the sexiest men on planet Earth? Yeah, you'd be hated by everyone. She'd resent me for the rest of my life. Have you kissed ever a celebrity? I've done a bit of mind raking about this to try and figure it out.

Not that my Rolodex is that large, but I think the most famous person I've ever kissed on the lips. Tom Sainsbury. No, I haven't had the pleasure. He's so cute. I would definitely kiss him. Vaughan Smith.

Yeah, I saw that photo. Yeah, it was the Music Awards. It didn't look like a consensual kiss, that's for sure. Excuse me. Excuse me. I didn't say on whose part. Oh, yeah, true. Actually, I don't remember asking for it.

Well, that gives it away, doesn't it? Yeah, I've kissed Vaughan Smith. Have you ever kissed a celebrity? I have kissed a celebrity that I'm actually not allowed to talk about and I won't say. That's no fun. I've kissed a Bronco before. Does that count?

The horse or the player? Both. No. Yeah, a Bronco, a Brisbane Broncos player. What's the name? I'm not saying, because they're... I just admitted to kissing Vaughan Smith, and you're sitting here going,

well, I have a few people, but I couldn't possibly say who. Give us a name. This is an honest show. We're honest with everybody. No. Give us a name. No, because the media...

I love how I think that I'm important enough The media don't care. We'll care. The media don't care. Say it. Just say the first care. The media don't care. Say it. Just say the first name. Alfie Langer. I wish I was kidding.

Can you do better than Vaughan Smith and Alfie Langer? We want to know have you kissed a celebrity and who was it? What was the situation? I'm so excited for people to call up for this. We'll take any celebrity. Yeah, we'll take any celebrity, any kind of kiss as well.

Yes. You can text us on 9696 or call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. When's your kiss a celebrity? Thanks a- ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Not talking about bummers, talking about uppers. When have you hooked up with a celebrity? It could be talking about bummers.

Yeah, cool. It comes by way of Jen Aniston and Ellen DeGeneres. I mean, they're both celebrities. They're both celebrities, yeah. But it was a celebrity kiss that happened on the Ellen show. Jen Aniston and Ellen boosted both of their Instagram profiles, that's for sure. Yeah, yeah.

You announced that you hooked up with Ben Barber from the NRL. No, you're making it up now. I can't remember. We had to dig it out of you. I can't even remember the name now. That wasn't even the right one. I don't know. You can't remember.

Sean Johnson. One of them. We want to know, have you got a celebrity kiss story? Have you kissed somebody famous? We're going to go to someone who wants to remain anonymous first. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good. We want to know, is it you that's hooked up with a celebrity? I don't know if this is something to be proud of or if they're so much a celebrity, but their fathers are celebrity. Okay. So I've hooked up with Phil Rudd's son. Phil Rudd from ACDC, the guy who lives in Tauranga?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hence why I don't know if it's... I claim that. That's pretty good. I've hooked up with his son and, I mean, he's got a song about his son. So...

Yeah. Important question. Does Phil Rudd from ACDC's son, when he's picking up chicks at the bar, does he introduce himself as Phil Rudd from ACDC's son, when he's picking up chicks at the bar, does he introduce himself as Phil Rudd from ACDC's son? Oh, yeah. I actually can't remember. Honestly, it was probably about six, seven years ago, so it was a while ago.

Anonymous. Yeah, I do remember. He does use that to his advantage. I'm just looking at him now. He looks hot. You're not going to believe this, but someone has text through and they said, I kissed Angus Young on the lips. What, from ACDC?

Wait, from ACDC backstage when I was the manager of HMV on Queen Street in Auckland. And yes, I had to bend down a little bit. He's like 70. Yeah, but this might have been back in the day. a little bit. He's like 70. Yeah, but this might have been back in the day. This is true. Let's keep going. Dig's here.

Kia ora, Dig. Hi, Dig. G'day, team. How we going? Good, mate. Have you hooked up with a celebrity? Yeah, hit us with some star power. I haven't hooked up with a celebrity,

but the old mother-in-law gave old John Key a bit of a snog at the races by the day. Did you say who? John Campbell. John Key. Oh, John Key. The old was small that the race was going on today. Did you say who? John Campbell. John Key. Oh, John Key! The old Prime Minister at the time, yeah, he was waiting to shake everyone's hands and give them

hugs and whatnot. She's like, I'm going to go in for the bloody kick-ass. This is your mother-in-law just planted one on the Prime Minister of the country. Yeah, yeah, so I think she was left and started here and they met halfway and got on the list and I think it was on the front page of the press. God, I hope Bronagh wasn't there. Oh, yeah. So I think she was here and they met halfway and got on the lips and I think it was on the

front page of the press. God, I hope Bronagh wasn't there. Oh my God. You know? Bronagh probably

would have gone down like a couple of hoops if she'd seen it. I know, right? I have a similar story but it was

with his son. Oh my God. We're looking at the picture right now. Oh my God, there it is. There it is.

Yep, yep. That's the old mother. She's a pretty good looking woman. Your woman must be alright. We'll take. Yep, yep, that's the old mother of all. She's a pretty good-looking woman. Your woman must be all right. We'll take that one, and we'll go to one more. Victoria's here.

Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Hiya, how are you? Can you beat those? Have you or someone you know hooked up with a celebrity? Yeah, my best friend has hooked up with Zayn from One Direction. There we go. Back when he was in it.

Now we're talking. So how, when, why, what's the deal? When they first came to New Zealand, we were in the second row at their concert and she kept making eye contact with them

and the security guard gave us the hotel details and we went along and off she went to his hotel room. The next thing you know. Right, well that's the story for the grandkids, right? That story is epic.

I think that's really crazy. Zayn Malik is one of the biggest, obviously, pop stars in the last however many years. Yeah, well... Crazy. We've got one more call. It was great. They want to remain anonymous. Anonymous.

Who did you hook up with? Who's the celebrity you kissed? I hooked up with Lorde. No, you didn't. No, for real. No, you... No. No?

No, yeah, it's pretty crazy. No, you... I couldn't believe it either. No. You did not, you liar. Don't you dare come in here and say that about our Lorde. I won't have it. I will not have it on this show.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Just before the long weekend, remember we were talking about ghosting stories and people who got ghosted by someone? There's a story out of Australia which might be the most extreme case of ghosting we've heard so far.

We'll give you the details and then we'll discuss whether we think that this is like... True. Yeah, I guess true. Sometimes I read stories on the internet and I love a good story. Yeah. And don't get me wrong, I'm willing to look past certain details for a good story. Yeah.

But sometimes you're just like... Well, hear the details then and then tell me what you think. So a lady over there who's going by Rachel, I don't know if it's her real name, has spoken to the ABC News over there. And she said that she was dating a guy when she was 19 years old. He was 21. He broke his hand in a fight that he says wasn't his fault. And she lent him $1,000 to get by while he couldn't work.

Right. Three months later, they broke up and he still owed her $700. So he paid her back $300. He paid her back $300. I feel like I'm Judge Judy right now. Yeah, yeah, you can be on this. Yeah, yeah. They go their separate ways. He still owes her money. She's sort of chasing him up for the money.

She's following up like his flatmates and stuff and they said that some of his stuff was starting to be removed from the flat but by that like versus But they didn't see him doing it. But they didn't see him doing it. So his drawers went and then his bed went. He's obviously selling stuff. Yeah, maybe, maybe.

They also said that he owed them money, around two and a half grand. That's a fair bit. Yeah, so overall he's in debt just over $3,000. Then this girl, Rachel, gets a phone call from one of her ex-boyfriend's friends and the phone call says, I'm really sorry, but he's passed away. He's dead. So she is in a bit of shock from that, but the article says she decided to grieve in her own way

and move on. Fast forward to two years later, she has just seen her ex-boyfriend in his family's restaurant. So she's obviously went to the restaurant to maybe catch up with, you know, other people in his family. And she's like, what are you doing here? You're meant to be six feet under.

He's right there. He faked his own death to get out of paying back $3,000. Three grand. Maybe if you were a hundred grand in debt. I get it. Maybe. But three grand. You made a good point that she get it, maybe. But $3,000? You made a good point that she didn't, like, did he fake a funeral?

Well, that's what I said. I was like, did he have a fake funeral? Did he get his parents to get in on the lie? Because obviously if they were dating and obviously they broke up, but still you said they broke up on good terms. So if that was me, I'd be going to the funeral. Yeah, to pay your tributes, right? Of course.

It was only three months prior. It was only three months before. You liked him enough to lend him $1,000. Anyway, according to the story, she didn't. Who fakes their death over three grand? The amount of times you would have to look over your shoulder to see if anybody was following you or avoid going to certain events because you know someone there thinks that you're dead. What a pain in the ass.

Yeah, because it's bad enough when you break up with someone and you're just terrified you're going to run into them. Yeah, everywhere you go for about two years. The article says she went into the restaurant, she saw him in there and she goes, that's my dead boyfriend. So she went in there and said to

them, he's here, this is the family restaurant. He told me he was dead, I want to speak to him. And they said, nah, that wasn't him, that was his brother. So is she sure it was him? She's sure it was him. She's absolutely positive it was him. She's been to the police

and the police have said, well, to be honest, it's your word against his. You can't prove he's not dead, so there's nothing we can do. And it also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, you're dead to me. Exactly. Literally. Yeah.

When she sees him, she's like, you're dead to me. Or, you did shit. I can't say that on the radio. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Obviously, we were away yesterday. We had a long, long, long weekend. Long, long, long. Yeah. Oh, no, yep.. We had a long, long, long weekend. Long, long, long. Yeah.

Oh, no, yep. Because everyone had a long. And we had a long, long, long. Long, long, long. Yeah. We were very lucky. I went to Australia for the long, long, long weekend to visit my family, which was really lovely.

And I was flying Air New Zealand. Ah, national carrier. There is no way other I like to fly. No. I love Air New Zealand. Absolutely. a national carrier. There is no way other I like to fly. No. I love Air New Zealand. Absolutely. So do I. It's the best.

Yeah. It really is. And that's speaking from experience, which you had a run in with another airline over the weekend. Anyway. I don't want to talk about it. I didn't risk it. I always fly Air New Zealand.

And I was sitting on the plane. And I mean, obviously doing this show, we fly around the country a fair bit and we've flown to LA and we're very lucky and we get to fly to some cool places. And we get to do it on Air New Zealand, which we're very lucky. And sometimes they get to know our faces. Every now and then an Air hostie might recognise you or I and the producers as well. Well, when you purchase your Kuru membership, it's the Air New Zealand staff to learn your

first and last name. Is it? And your parents' names as well. Is it? So they go, good afternoon, Brianna. Great to see you. How is Diane? They're incredible. Anyway- That's part of the package.

I was sitting on this flight in economy, of course, and I was sitting on a window seat and I was lucky enough to get literally, I think, the only spare seat in the middle in the row that I was in and then there was another woman in the aisle seat. Anyway, so I was sitting there and this woman who was sitting in the aisle seat in the same row as me, she gets up halfway through the flight and I think she goes to the bathroom or something. Anyway, she was gone for a little while and as she was gone, this air hostess has walked down the aisle and she's got a glass of wine and she's lent over into the aisle that I was sitting in and she goes here and hands me

this glass of wine. Oh, delightful. I mean, I definitely wasn't a works customer. I hadn't ordered any wine. Oh, you'd booked just a seat. I'd booked just a seat and bag. Yeah. And I was like. Oh, that's nice.

They've given you a little. Well. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's really lovely. Maybe someone has recognised me. Yeah. And they were like, oh, we want to do something nice. Yeah. And give. Maybe someone's recognised me. Yep. And they were like, oh, we want to do something nice. Yeah.

And give. Maybe someone's recognised me. Well, maybe. Why else would I be getting a free glass of wine? Right? And as she's handed it to me, I had this moral dilemma where I thought to myself, because I said to her, I was like, oh, I didn't order a wine.

Yeah, yeah. And she kind of was passing. She goes, no, no, no, and then just forced this wine upon me. Oh, she forced it on you. Pretty much, anyway. And then I was like, oh, that's really lovely. And then I was sitting there and I was like, oh, maybe she recognised me. And then I thought, or maybe the other woman in my row had ordered the wine.

And then she comes back and you're bonging it. Well, I had this, you know, thought process where I was like, I can either start drinking it and hope to God that it's not hers or I just hold this glass of wine for this random lady until she comes back. No, you drink it. You drink it. What do you think I did?

I think you... What do the producers think? Yeah, what... What do you guys think happened? You definitely drunk it. Yeah. 100%. I think you have to drink it.

It's less awkward if you drink it. It's more awkward if this lady comes back from the toilet and you're like, I've got your wine for you. And I'm her personal slave. Yeah, right? Ellie, what do you reckon? I'd like to think you'd maybe just acknowledge it and go, just checking this wasn't yours, because I'm

drinking it. Slash, it's gone. While you're drinking it? You can't do it while you're drinking it. Was this yours? Yeah. I drank it. Yeah, there she is. That's the Brie I know. And the woman came back and she looked at me and then she looked at the wine

and then she looked at me and I was like, oh, no, it's her wine. Yeah. And she goes, oh, she goes, is that a Sav Blanc? I said, nah, Pinot Gris. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's Britney, bitch. True.

Katy Perry. God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor Free and cleanse Janina

Oh, Poptiva Poptiva Janina Oh, Poptiva Okay, okay, okay. Now, there's a little bit of a backstory to this week's game. There's a bit of a catch. So usually this is a game where we take a YouTube artist called Janina.

Her name is Janina Chesina. She does incredible covers of artists. Well, not even covers. She does more impressions. Impressions. Yeah, impressions of major, big, huge pop divas. For example, this is her Amy Winehouse. She's very good. She's very good.

She's very good. The issue is we've been playing this game so long that we've run out of covers. What impersonations? We've run out of Yanina, but that doesn't mean the game still can't go on. So this is the situation this week. Okay, how does it work?

So instead of Yanina versus Pop Diva, we've gotten covers, or Producer Ben has found people doing covers of not just Pop Divas. What's the opposite of a Pop Diva. We've gotten covers or Producer Ben has found people doing covers of not just Pop Divas. Yeah. What's the opposite of a Pop Diva? Pop Hevers.

Pop Hevers. Yeah. So pretty much pop stars and you have to guess whether it's the real pop star or the person doing the cover. That's such a ropey tie-in

but I'm keen. Let's give it a go. Kristen's here. Hey, Kristen. Hi. Do you understand, Kristen? Yes, I think so. Are you Devo that you don't get to play the real version?

You're playing against Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hi, how are you? You get what we're putting down, Sammy? Yeah, I think so. We've bloody run out, alright? That's what we're saying. Yeah, we've run out, okay? We're doing our best we can. Here we go. Whoever gets best out of three is getting themselves free mobile fuel. Kristen, you're up first.

Here's the first song. Can you shut up? Just said she's singing. Don't worry about love. Her heart is so cold. All right, Kristen. Is that the real Ed Sheeran or someone doing a cover? Is that a real? Are you locking in real Ed Sheeran or someone doing a cover? Is that a real?

Are you locking in real Ed Sheeran? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Locking in the real Ed Sheeran. No. That's a cover. That is someone doing a cover. Okay, this is not going to be as easy as we thought.

Look how happy producer Ben is with himself. He's like, come on. Sammy, you're up. Here comes your first one. Oh, it's that power ballad. Is it from Lewis Capaldi himself or is that someone doing a cover? Is it a cover? Locking in a cover of Lewis Capaldi.

Let's have a look. No. That's him. Right. We are all even. This is your turn, Kristen. All right, Kristen. Is that Anne-Marie or is that someone doing a cover?

I think that's also a cover. You think it's a cover. I reckon that is a cover. Sticking with a cover, lock it in. Well done. That's correct. Nice. You're on the board. Sammy, here you go.

It's hard because they're so well produced. They are. They're so well produced. They are. They're so well produced. And the thing Ben does though, right, this is what producer Ben does, is he, if it is the real one, he'll find like a acoustic or a live version so you really can't tell from the quality. Semi real Katy Perry or a cover? Cover.

Cover. All right, locking in cover. You need this to get one up and get a tie with Kristen. Let's have a look. That's correct. It was a cover. All right, now we move on to number three. Kristen, here you go.

I went up the sky. You look pretty good down here. But you ain't really good. Kristen, the real Harry Styles or a cover? I think it's real. Okay, locking in real. She's getting her groove on. That is the real Harry Styles.

Sammy, if you get this one wrong, Kristen wins the game. Good luck. Bitches, I'm tripping over myself. I'm acting, begging you to come out. You know that I'm with you. Alright, Shawn Mendes. Sammy. Gotta be easy. Come on, Sammy. Real. Real. The

real, or a fake version, or the cover. You're saying real. It's real. We're going to a tiebreaker. Welcome to tiebreak. Okay, this is how this one works. I will start the artist. Yes. You get to buzz in with your name when you want to have a go. Yes, and if you get it wrong, if you buzz in,

the other person takes it all. Good luck, everybody. Here's the artist. Sammy. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. Put it down, put it down. Yes, all right, Sammy. Is that the real Shawn Mendes back to back or is it a cover?

Cover. Locking in cover for the win, Sammy. If you lose, Kristen takes the fuel. Let's have a look. That's the real Shawn Mendes. Kristen, you win. Congratulations. Oh, thank you so much.

No worries. Have we made this game harder for Producer Ben to make? I don't really know. I think we've made the game harder for Producer Ben and harder? I don't really know. I think we've made the game harder for Producer Ben and harder for everyone playing. We've got to change the name. There's no Janina. No, I just like that opener.

Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to talk about a situation that one of my mates is in at the moment, which I told her when she told me this ages ago. I said this was a bad idea. I said, not a good idea. It's never going to work out. Situation is she was dating this guy. They were friends before they started dating,

really good friends for a couple of years. Yeah. They ended up getting romantic and they dated. I think they dated for about two years. In that time, they moved in together. Yeah. Right? So they were dating, they moved in together and about six months ago, they broke up.

Was it just the two of them living together? It was the two of them and one other person. They had a flatmate. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, so they broke up and this was when she told me that he was going to move into the other spare room in the flat and they were going to continue to live together.

Nope. Not a good idea at all. I said, I don't care if you were friends before you started dating. You've now dated for two years. You have a new history. You'd have all of this emotion behind things. You'll be lucky if. You'd have all of this emotion behind

things. You'll be lucky if you two can remain friends at a distance. Like it's very rare that even that happens. You might but it'd be tough even if you only see each other once a month. So the situation, I've spoken to her recently and she said things were going pretty okay.

He was in the room that was right, it was a three-story townhouse. He was in the room right at the bottom of the townhouse and she was in the room that was right, it was a three-storey townhouse. He was in the room right at the bottom of the townhouse. Yeah. And she was in the room that they used to live in together at the top. She said recently he has started to see someone. Yeah, exactly. Like you didn't even need to tell me.

I knew this is how the situation was going to go. The someone is one of her not good mates but they know each other. Christ on a bike. She found out because the friend or the acquaintance or whatever, they're not good friends, her car was there and she was like, what the hell? Oh, my friend's here to see me. My friend's here.

Rolls in. Nope, not to see you. She's downstairs. She's seeing something else. It doesn't matter who he's seeing. Like that adds a degree of complexity to it. It definitely adds more sauce onto it. But the minute one of you brings somebody home

what do you have to do? Happy family's over. You're completely entitled to move on with your life. The other person doesn't have to see that normally. I honestly think if that's the situation, right, and you're still living together, whether you've started seeing someone new or not,

I don't think you can truly move on until you move out. Because they're still in your life. Exactly. You've still got to ask them for money for the broadband once a month. Yeah. It's not a normal thing to happen. You just can't move past it and always be there and you wouldn't be comfortable talking to someone else.

It just doesn't work. No, it's a real... And also, it's a real buzzkill for the new person who comes around. And so you get dating and they're like, how'd you meet your flatmates? And you go, well, funny story. We dated for two years. Yeah. Or could it work?

And that's what I want to know this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Yeah. Are you still living with your ex or have you in the past lived with an ex? Yep. What was the situation? Do you just want success stories? No. Because I want hot, flaming nightmare stories.

I want every story. What happened? Did it go well? Did it go horribly wrong? Did you or do you live with your ex? Yes. You can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800 dial ZM. Are you currently living with an ex or have you

lived with an ex in the past? One of my mates, I told her it was a bad idea and it was going to end badly. She said six months ago, her and her boyfriend broke up. They were living together. He moved into the spare room and they decided they would continue to live together until current day he started to see someone who my friend actually knows and apparently – He's banging one of her friends. Yeah, apparently, you know, things aren't going the best in their flat at the moment.

Who's more in the wrong there, by the way, him or the friend? Like as far as she's concerned. Well he's still living with her and technically they were friends beforehand so maybe they're still friends now so both of them. Do you or have you lived with an ex? Let's talk to Carl. Hi Carl.

How's it going? Good Carl. What about you? Have you lived with an ex before? Yes. We broke up and stayed friends and then I actually ended up moving back in with her and her fiance. Whoa. Awkward.

What's the history? How long were you and her dating for? We dated for five and a half years. Oh my God. And how long in between drinks? How long before you moved back in? I actually lived with him twice. I moved out.

Carl, you're a stage five clinger. I can't get rid of you. Carl, she's engaged. Let it go, Carl. Did you get invited to the wedding? I am invited. I'm actually probably going to be one of the best men. Carl!

You're making it weird. No, you must be the nicest guy in the world. You must be like someone that she just can't let go. Or he wants to keep her close. We are good friends, but I'm actually closer with the fiancé than her. Carl. He's actually one of my best mates now. They could write a movie about this, Carl.

Yeah, yeah, they'd call it The Other Guy or the, you know. Okay, well, good on you, Carl. I'm glad that it's working for you. We didn't know we'd get any working stories. It takes two to tango, though. So, like, for your mate, if it's working out for them, then sweet as, but if it doesn't work for one of them, then yeah. It takes three to tango in your case, Carl.

Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Sarah, are you living with an ex Or have lived with an ex in the past I have So we took some time apart Just to have some space

And had a second house So we swapped between the two houses each week But I found I was coming into our apartment And found someone else's underwear under the bed Quite a bit of shower Some toenails and things That were none of them his. How do you know they weren't his?

Did they have toenail polish on them? Yes, yes, might be. And I don't think they were his underwear. Maybe they were his. Maybe he had new interests. I don't know. But yeah, they were clearly not. So that was the final story?

You're like, we've got to get some distance between us? Guys can rob girls over there if they want. My house is on the market. I've brought a new house. You sold the house. Good idea, Sarah. Out of the bus. Speaking of finding another lady's underwear,

this text, someone said, I lived with an ex for about three weeks after we broke up. The day after I moved out, I went around in the morning to get the last of my stuff, and as I went into the bedroom, I stood on someone else's underwear. The chick was in the bed as I was clearing the last of my stuff out. She said, hey, get off my undies. The last person wants to remain anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi. You lived with an ex. I live with an ex. You live with an ex. Okay, tell us the situation. Right, so the situation was, said X,

we got together in New Zealand here from overseas. I moved overseas to go and be with him. We were there good together for a while, happy. Cheated on me. Already decided to move back together.

So we moved back here now and we're still in the same position. It's a little bit, a little bit not ideal. How long? How long since he cheated on you? Oh, two years. You still haven't moved on? Do you sleep in the same room?

Yeah. What are you doing, Anonymous? Do you sleep in the same bed? Yeah. Anonymous! Do you still do it together? No. No. But you sleep in the bed bed? Yeah. Anonymous! Do you still do it together? No. No.

But you sleep in the bed and you don't do it. Yeah, but that's called marriage. Are you doing it with other people? Like, are you seeing other people? Or is he like, sometimes, hey, don't come home, the bed's full kind of thing? Oh, no. It's my parents' house, so I bloody hope not. He's in your parents' house.

If I was your dad, I would pick this guy up and I would throw him into the street. Who is this moocher? Honestly, who is this guy? And Anonymous, you know we were asking people to call about their exes. It sounds like it's just complicated. Oh, both.

Definitely ex. Do you want to ever, or do you ever think about hooking up with him again? Zero, nothing. Zero, no. Okay. Well, we hope you're happy. You sound like you're okay with it, so that's fine.

You can laugh about it. I think you deserve better, but whatever makes you happy, Anonymous, I guess. Oh, well, thank you. Okay, sweet ass. I would love him. It's very Kiwi. That whole situation is very Kiwi.

Like, you just can't be bothered sorting it out, so you just keep sharing a bed with the person who cheated on you. Because, oh, you know, I'll get around to it later. It's a lot of work. It is a lot of work. Yeah, but like I said, I think you're worth it. Get rid of that guy. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We get your birthdays. We throw them into the computer here And it spits out what was number one on your actual 16th birthday Always different, always a bit of a laugh I really love this game, so let's see what we're going to get today We'll start with Mike, Kia ora Mike Hello Mike

Hello What's your birthday Mike? 28th of the 10th, 54 Oh Mike, we love these ones. You were 16 in 1970 on the 28th of October, Mike. I remember it well, Mike. And back in the 70s, this was number one. I'll be there. I'll be there. Don't you know, baby, yeah, yeah. The now infamous Jackson 5.

And I'll be there. Do you remember that, Mike? Yeah, I remember that. You know, we're still under a Michael Jackson ban on this radio station. You know the number? Because every station in New Zealand pulled Michael Jackson from the playlist. Yeah, after that doco. After the doco.

The number of stations who have just sneakily just put him back on, by the way. Would Jackson 5 count as Michael Jackson from the playlist. Yeah, after that doco. After the doco. The number of stations who have just sneakily just put him back on, by the way. Would Jackson 5 count as Michael Jackson? Yeah, that's Michael singing. I know, but it's technically Jackson 5. Are you saying he couldn't have done anything bad when he was this young? Yeah, pretty much. We'll see what else we get, but as far as I'm concerned. I mean, I'm not saying I ever.

Oh, I mean, it sucks for Tito and the boys that they can't get played on ZM anymore. It also sucks because, I mean, Michael Jackson had amazing music, has amazing music, but, you know... That's Mike's one. That one was for Mike. We'll go to... Treya. Treya.

Hi, Treya. Hi, how's it going, guys? Good. How are you? Good, thanks. That's good, mate. What's your birthday? 20th of July, 1994. Okay, you. What's your birthday? 20th of July, 1994. Okay,

you were 16 in 2010 on the 20th of July, and Treya, this is your birthday banger. There you go, that's a whole lot less controversial. Although, did you know B.O.B. is a flat earther? I know. I reckon he does it for attention. You think? Do you want to hear a funny story about this song? Yeah. You know the rap that B.O.B.'s a flat earther. I know. I reckon he does it for attention. You think? Do you want to hear a funny story about this song?

Yeah. You know the rap that B.O.B. does in it? Yes. One time I got put on the spot with Big Sean, that rapper, you know Big Sean? Oh, God, yeah. He's like, rap something for me. And I rapped that verse from B.O.B. How did that go down?

Not good. No, I wouldn't imagine it did. He goes, why would you rap me something from B.O.B.? B.O.B., yep. From a pop song, and I was like, I don't know. Do you like your birthday banger, Treya? Do you like that song? Absolutely.

I reckon it's a banger. It is a good one, and Hayley Williams is awesome. Last one we're going to do is Jolene. Kia ora, Jolene. Hi, Jolene. Can you hear me? We can hear you, Jolene. Can you hear me? We can hear you, Jolene. Can you hear us?

I can hear you, yes. All right, perfect. Jolene, it will make my year. If you get Jolene by Dolly Parton, I'm willing to hook you up with $1,000. Is it? Of course it is. Oh, we're losing her.

That's all right. Do we have her birthday written down? Yeah, we'll just see if we can get it off her. What's your birthday, Jolene? 27th of February, 1975. Okay, you were 16 in 1991 on the 22nd of Feb, and in the 90s, this was number one. I've been thinking about you.

I've been thinking about you. Jolene, it's not Dolly Parton. No, that was in 75. That's a very good birthday banger. That song is a ripper. That is a good one. We're not going to play the Jackson 5. So that song there is called I've Been Thinking About You

by a group called London Beat. No, we're not playing Jackson 5. We're not playing Jackson 5. It's out of airplanes and... You can hear airplanes anytime you want. That's not a song you don't hear very often. Are you... I'm saying what I think you're saying.

Usually I'm the one that's like, come on. Oh, there's a good feeling about this. Oh, yes. Jolene, you've won birthday banger, my friend. Yes, Jolene. Thank you. Text us if you know this song. Send in. Thank you. Tix is if you know this song. ZM. I miss you, baby. And I've got those feelings again.

I guess I'm all confused about you. I feel so in love, baby. What can I do? I've been thinking about you. I've been thinking about you. I've been thinking about you. I've been thinking about you. Oh, baby, I've been thinking about you. Oh, baby. Hey, suddenly we're strangers

I watch you walking away She was my one temptation Oh, I did not want her to stay Deep down, I'm still confused about you Oh, yes I am, baby I feel so in love Oh, baby What can I do?

I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you Oh yeah I've been thinking about you Got you on my mind I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you

I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you Thinking about you Got you on my mind Hey, what good is being here without you? I wanna know I feel so in love, oh baby What can I do? I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you

I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you I've been thinking about you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby. I've been thinking about you. I can't get you. I've been thinking about you. I've been thinking about you. But you've been with me, baby. I've been thinking about you all the time.

I've been thinking about you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby. I've been thinking about you. ZM Bree and Clint. Oh, yes, sir. Yeah. As the winner of Birthday Banger, some hot 90s dance music from London Beat. I've been thinking about you.

Did it go well? Did it get a good response from the text machine? People are blowing up the text machine. They're loving it. People are saying, love this song, have stayed in the car just to listen, had to drive the long way home. Great song. Hell yeah.

16 years old. I remember this experimenting with many great things. Fantastic. Great to hear. That's the idea of a birthday banger. Is this them as well? Nah, I just look for some more 90s dance music. This is ace of bass, baby.

This is good too. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZDM. Do you want to sit courtside at the Breakers game tomorrow night here in Auckland? Courtside. You can smell the sweat. Call now 0800 DIAL ZM if you're available tomorrow night

to go to the Breakers here in Auckland. There's a huge catch. Why? There's a huge catch because, look, Steve's calling. He's not eligible. Oh, there's. Because look, Steve's calling. He's not eligible. Oh, there's a couple of Brianna's calling. Before we take any of these calls, and this is the thing, this is the thing.

Bri organised a night at the Breakers for us to go to. No, can I say? Yes, you did. I need to thank the guys at Meadow Fresh because they invited us to the Breakers, which is really lovely. And I love the basketball. And the Breakers are awesome.

Yeah. And I was so keen to go. We get to sit courtside. It's amazing. It's such a good time. I've cashed in one of my leave passes at home to be at this game. I thought, oh, night out with Bree. You don't have to get a night off work.

Night out with Bree. You go after work. Go to the Breakers. You're not even coming. I feel terrible. I do. Honestly, there's something that's come up. I can't get out of it.

I've actually tried everything to get out of this other thing because I really, really do want to go to this game. I honestly do. But the situation is I can't, but I've come up with a plan. It's seamless. Yeah. All I need, you know, all I need is someone that looks like me. To sit in your seat.

To sit next to you. And if they see that person who kind of looks like me sitting next to you, boom. You're hoping we get paparazzi'd and they just think you were there. People don't really know what I look like. They won't know the difference. Well, let's see what we've got. Who you've called through that thinks they look like you? I'm going to start with Steve. Hi, Steve. Hi, let's see what we've got. Who you've called through that thinks they look like you? I'm going to start with Steve.

Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Yeah, g'day. My first question, Steve, in the do you look like me category, do you have a moustache? Just a very faint one, quite blonde. Yes, that's good. Do you have long hair and a side part?

Yeah, I do. Do you really? No, I don't? Yeah, I do. Do you really? No, I don't. I wish I did, though. Could you rock a wig? Could I rock a wig? Oh, yeah, I reckon. Yeah?

I've got a nice jawline. Okay. I'm happy with that. I'm happy to be known as the girl with the real good jawline. That's the best we've got at the moment. This person doesn't just look like you. They have the same name as you. Hello, Brianna.

Me? Yes. Hello. Hello. What characteristics do you have that you think makes you look like me and you could be my body double tomorrow night? I think I'm funny and I guess you think you're funny. It's not really physical.

I'm the only one that laughs at my jokes, so that's good. I heard you have a nose piercing. Yeah, I guess that's uncommon nowadays. Wait, what side of the nose? Right side. Me too. Wait there a second, Brianna. Hang on a second.

She could be all right. She's going to go back to Steve. Steve, are you willing to get your nose pierced? Mate, I've got a piercing, but yeah, you probably don't want to know where it is. All right, thank you, Steve. That's enough out of you. Well, that's the best we've got so far.

Someone called Bree with a nose piercing and a guy called Steve with a faint moustache. Mate, don't lie. Look at the phones. They are lighting up. How do we do this? We've got 24 hours. The game is tomorrow.

What do we need to do? This is the situation. If you think you look, I mean, we're not going to go exactly. It just needs to be kind of. Kind of like me and you're free tomorrow night to go to the breakers game to sit courtside. Can they borrow some of your clothes? You've got to put something up here, mate. We're doing

all of this. We're going to facilitate this whole thing. We're going to cover for you. If someone goes to me, oh, is that Bree? I'm going to have to lie. I'm going to have to perjure myself and say, yeah, that's Bree from the radio. That's going to be fun if you want to do that. Can they borrow your clothes? We're just talking pants,

t-shirt and a jacket. Oh, okay. Yeah, fine. And undies. Well, okay, no. That's off. And no one would want to borrow my undies. If you... Hang on a second.

Steve, do you want to borrow Bree's undies if we choose you? Steve, don't. Where do you have to wear them? On your head. Steve, why are you asking more questions, Steve? God damn it. No, for real. We're actually doing this.

If you want these courtside tickets and you think you could pass as me, you get to sit with Clint and Ben and Ellie. It'll be a great time. There's free food. It's awesome. Yeah, what do they have to do? Head to our Instagram, Bree and Clint, or our Facebook page, and there's a post up that's just of me.

If you want to comment saying, I think it's me that looks most like you, then that's all you have to do. Comment with a picture. That would be helpful. Comment with a picture or you can nominate a friend. Get Steve's details, please. He sounds like a good fella. He sounds like my favourite Brie so far.

He's got a hoo-hoo piercing. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Over the weekend, a new Kanye West album came out. I'm a big Kanye West fan. I know a lot of people are. And if you are, you know that he is sometimes a hard man to be a fan of. Because he puts out such weird stuff, you know? Like, let's be real.

He's a little bit all over the shop. He's a bit all over the shop, especially now. My friend Sharon, who is just as big a Kanye fan as me, like we went to the Yeezus tour together in Sydney. We love Kanye.

She found out from someone that there's a movie that goes with the new Kanye West album. If you watch the Kardashians religiously like I do, you would know that, yeah,

on the Kardashians, they've been actually showing bits and pieces of them filming this over the last however many years. I'm excited. I don't know what to expect. It's in IMAX. It's at the cinemas. I didn't even know it was out.

Neither did I. And so I was like, cool, I'm onto something people don't know about. It's only 37 minutes long. The movie is only 37 minutes long. How much does it cost to go? I was expecting like some behind the scenes footage of him producing the album or like him. It doesn't cost full price does it? Yeah full price.

No. For 37 minutes? Yeah exactly. It's like an episode of a TV show. Doesn't matter. Sharon paid for the tickets. We're all good to go. Mate. I was keen to see it. I didn't know what to expect. The movie, the Kanye West movie which is called Jesus is King, which should have been the first indication,

is non-stop gospel singing for 37 minutes. Yeah, I could have told you that. It's just gospel singers singing church songs for 37 minutes to the point that I got 30 minutes in and Kanye hasn't even been in it yet. It's just video footage of people singing gospel songs. So there's no footage of him on that big hill where he started that

cult-like type Sunday service thing? No, he comes on towards the end and does some weird rapping to the piano for half a song and then it's back to more church music. Yeah, he's an interesting fellow, isn't he? I thought, oh God, what have I done? What have I done?

And then when we sat through it, I'm glad I saw it because I get it. There's a good review for a Kanye movie. Oh, I sat through it. Yeah. And then I thought, well, is this what the album's going to be? Is the album just gospel singing? I reckon it will be. Spoiler alert, the album Jesus is King from Kanye West, the new album,

is basically just gospel singing. It's got some beats, the new album, is basically just gospel singing. It's got some beats in it, but it's basically just gospel singing. Can I ask a stupid question? This one's called Jesus is King. Jesus. Yes, which is his former persona. Was he, like when he was, you know, obviously he's talking about himself when he says Jesus. Yeah.

So does he think he's Jesus's brother? I think he thought he was Jesus incarnate and now he's gone, no, no, no, that was bad. I'm actual Jesus. That was bad, that was bad. No, no. Is that what he's saying? I thought maybe, no, this is straight Jesus.

So he's done a full flip. I'll show you an example. So this is the last time that we heard from Kanye West before this album. He was making music like this. You're such a f***ing s***. I like a quick f***. Right?

Well, we could have played the clean version, couldn't we? And then this is what you get on the new record. Sing till the power of the Lord comes down. Sing till the power of the Lord comes down. That's quite different, right? You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when Christina Aguilera went rogue and she did that Xtina stripped album. No, it's kind of like...

No, but the opposite of that. Let me show you some more. So the last stuff sounded like this. And the new album sounds more like this. This is actually from the album, by the way. I don't mind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you'll love the album then because it sounds less like this. Let's mesh those and we have a real head on our hands.

More like this. Anyway, if that's what you're looking for from you, Kanye, then can I thoroughly recommend the new album, Jesus is King, five stars. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. For a little while now, I've been telling you that friends reunion, that friends reunion that everyone wants, it's happening. It's absolutely happening. And today I can confirm for New Zealand, I was right. You know you actually can't say that because it's false news.

So I've been telling you that all the signs are pointing towards a reunion and what they're doing, everything like Jennifer Aniston getting Instagram and them doing photos together, that sort of thing, this is all building people's appetite for a Friends reunion, which I can say categorically now is absolutely coming. No, it's not. When you say a Friends reunion, you mean a reboot of the TV show Friends. Absolutely.

With all of them involved. Absolutely what I mean. Yeah. In fact, I'm on record saying it. I've got producer Ben to pull a clip. I can't remember the exact words I used, but this is from about a week and a half ago on this show. And I stated, just mark this in your diary. My prediction, it's on its way

and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa, that's a big prediction. We'll see. Before the end of the year, a friend's reunion. But nothing's been confirmed. Aha, that's what you think. Okay, on the weekend, Jennifer Aniston went on the Ellen DeGeneres show.

We talked about it earlier. Her and Ellen hooked up on the show. Well, they kissed. They pecked. Tomato, tomato. It was about it earlier. Her and Ellen hooked up on the show. Well, they kissed. They pecked. Tomato, tomato. It was on the lips. And she has confirmed that the cast of Friends are, wait for this, working on something

together. There you go. Thank you very much. Case closed. You know that to me, screams clickbait. It makes everyone want to think that there is a reunion and everyone gets excited and hyped up. Yeah.

And then they'll come out and they'll say it's something else. What could they be working on, all six of them, that isn't a friend's reunion? What do you want from them that couldn't be a reunion, you know? They could all be working on a puzzle together. No. They could all be working on paper mache. This is the words she used.

She said, she said that friends, very own Jennifer Aniston confirmed the cast has something in the works. That's the word she used, something in the works. Do the producers think, I want to know their opinion, that this means confirmed

there is a friends show reunion on the way? Clint is known to do these things and he's often right. Name one other time. I can't. There's just been too many. There's too many, right? When he predicted the All Blacks would win the World Cup. I never said that out loud.

He did not say that. I never said that out loud. I said I was nervous. Anyway, why don't you want it to happen? Why are you so anti this? I thought you loved Friends. No, I'm not. I'm the bringer of good news in this situation.

I'm not anti it, but I'm against promising and saying this is definitely happening because then people get disappointed. Well, don't be disappointed because I've said it once and I'll say it again. Friends reunion will be announced before the end of the year. Okay, are you willing to put a bet on it? Yeah. All right. If Friends announce that they're doing an actual show reboot before the end of the year,

and you're right, I will eat cat food. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. I'm not just going to make the deal that I'm going to eat cat food. That's going to be something in it for me. Yeah, deal. Deal. Deal. It has to be the show reboot. Yeah, deal. Deal. Deal.

It has to be the show reboot. Yeah, it could be a movie. It could be something. No. It's all six of them and it's called Friends. It has to be a show. They have to be reprising their old characters. Yes.

And it could be in a Friends movie made for Netflix. Yeah, true. But if it's not them playing their characters or it's someone else, it's not the real thing. Yeah, deal. They have to be playing Joey Monica, but a movie counts. A movie can count. Okay, deal. One last question on the bit.

Do you like jelly meat or beef gravy? I've had beef gravy before and it's quite nice. Producers, get ready because this involves all of us. There's a really interesting study that I stumbled across and it talks about who are the worst lovers from around the globe. Okay. So the way they've gotten these results is they surveyed 22, nearly 23,000 people from around the globe.

And they pretty much calculated who was the best and the worst male and female lovers. They should have just done some exit polling from the Contiki bus. After you finish your five-week European Contiki, just fill out the form and say, so who's the best and who was the worst? Well, that's probably how they got the results. So essentially, they asked people to rank the last person they slept with from a zero being the worst ever to a 10 being the best ever. And it revealed, yeah, and then they revealed where that person came from

that they slept with as well. So that's how they got the results. Sure. The results are in. Do you guys want to know who is the best and who are the worst lovers according to this survey? Absolutely, I want to know. So around the room, we'll just get a show of, you know,

obviously where we're from. Yeah. I know where this is going, isn't it? No, you actually don't know where this is going. There's a lot of results to get through. Okay. So obviously, Clint, you're from New Zealand. Yeah.

Can I hedge my bets too? I'm part Irish. So I get some Irish too. I don't know if Irish is in these results. Ben, what have you got? Christchurch. Okay, well, Jesus. He's Kiwi and Ellie, you're Kiwi. I am Australian.

Also half Italian. Yeah, you can have Italian too. Okay, perfect. Alright. So the results are in. Do you want to do the worst first? Yeah. Okay, cool. Where do the worst lovers come from? So, unfortunately, the worst male lovers are the Kiwis.

No, shut up. I'm not just saying that. Kiwi men ranked the lowest in the world, getting a rating of four out of ten stars. Oh, four out of ten's all right. And that's why you know it's bad, if he thinks that's good. Can I blame Ben for this, by the way? Because I've been in a committed relationship for five years now.

You can blame Ben. You're the one out there representing our country, mate. You're the Richie McCaw of doing it. Yeah, pick up your game. And you're out there serving ladies a four out of ten. That's an average. Yeah, like I said, I'm okay with it. Let's get to the women.

Yeah. The females. The worst females? Well, actually, no, I didn't get the worst, but do you want to know where the Kiwis landed? The Kiwi ladies, out of 10, got ranked a 6. Well done, girls. Good on you.

Yeah, take it. Yeah, they are pretty good. C's get degrees, baby. Am I right? It's all right. 6 is above average. 6 is sexy, yeah. You know, the Aussie women.

Oh, here we go. It's great. Yeah, that's exactly where I knew it was going. Yeah. Also ranked a 6. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. But was going. Yeah. Also ranked a six. Oh, okay. But the Italians... But the Italians ranked an eight,

so you put them together and I'm a ten. Is that right? Did you just do a six plus eight equals ten? No, I did the average. I took a few. I took half from... The average is seven. No, I took half from the Italian

and then I took all of the Australian. Anyway, the real point is, is they said, the best lovers in the male category are Americans, South Africans and Australians. And can I say, I've slept with a few Aussie men and that is wrong. Who? None of your business. Lottie Dicari. That's all wrong.

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