ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 31st 2018

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

Boot Or Bonnet#InTheMouthLong distance relationshipsBirthday Banger!Boot Or Bonnet#InTheMouth - SKITTLESHaunting On The HillMeghan Markles friend in studioSpooky guess whoMarry a ghostSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint Good afternoon New Zealand and happy Halloween! Yeah! We've dressed up, which is not great for radio, but that's okay, we can describe our costumes to you right now. You literally, to get in costume, put a hat on.

Oh, sorry, I'm not finished yet. Oh. There we go. Who am I? Samity Sam? No, just put the moustache on with my cowboy hat. Clint Eastwood. No, not Clint Eastwood.

No idea. I've come as Big Steve. You're an idiot. Your hot dad. I've come as, I've thought, who's the most viral sensation of our show for the last seven days? It's your hot dad, Big Steve. So I've gone and got myself a Queensland cowboy hat and a big handlebar mustache. That's good.

Yeah. It's good. How about you? You look like a cowgirl yourself. We're both dressed in cow person outfits. I had to pick up the cowboy hat for you. So I'm in a cowgirl hat, but my outfit's completely reverse. Which makes you...

Reverse cowgirl. There it is, everybody. And if you know what that is, you know. And if you're going, what's that? Then, um... I nailed it. I nailed Halloween, everyone. Tough to explain that one to the kids.

Probably shouldn't have said nailed it and reverse cowgirl in the same break. If you would like to win yourself a car, we're giving that away. Yeah, we are. We have a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. And you can drive it backwards. It does have reverse, actually. It does have reverse. It comes with reverse, comes with forward.

If you want to play boot or bonnet to win yourself that car, which also contains a kayak, a TV, and a surfboard, 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. You can play with us after Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Yeah! Happy Halloween. Can't hold us. This is ZM, Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint on ZM. It is Halloween. Bree has a cowgirl outfit on backwards. She's a reverse cowgirl. Yeah. Yeehaw. I've got a moustache on and I've come dressed as Brie's dad, Big Steve. I love your outfit.

We've really, really gone overboard this Halloween. I can't believe we're both cowgirls. I mean, well, you're a cowboy. I'm a cowman. You're a cowman. You can call cowman. You're a cowman. You can call me cowdad. Thank you very much. Should I call you dad for the rest of the show?

Oh, no, that's weird. Give it a go. Nah. Just do it once. I'm in a reverse cowgirl outfit. Just say, okay, just give it a go. Fire it off, dad. Daddy.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's time for Boot or Bonnet. The only radio show on air this afternoon giving away a 2001 Mitsubishi Mirage. No, it's a Mitsubishi Diamante. Oh, that's right. It's better than a Mirage. It's bigger. It's way bigger.

It's a sedan. It's a 3.5 litre V6. And we've also got in the Diamante a TV, a surfboard and a kayak. An inflatable kayak. If you hate money and the environment, this is the vehicle for you. Our carryover champ is with us. Hey, Mike. Hi, Mike.

Hey, guys. How does it feel? Good, mate, good. How does it feel to be the current custodian of a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante VRX? It's pretty exciting, to be honest. Yeah. Looking forward to bringing this home next week. Now, this car needs to make it back to Christchurch

if you want to own her, right? Correct. She's in good condition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's going to cost us about, in petrol, six grand to get it down to Christchurch because it's a V6. We've had it valued, by the way.

We called Mitsubishi in Monaco in Auckland and they said, yeah, it's worth one or two grand. Wicked. Wicked. Wicked. Pretty good. Nice long wheelbase for some of those bumpy roads left in Christchurch still. Let's see if we can get you to hold onto this car

because the last person holding it on Friday afternoon gets to keep it. Mike, tell us. We're going to spin a wheel. One half says boot, one half says bonnet. What would you like? Lock and bonnet. Bonnet for Mike.

Lock it in. You're going up against Karen. Hey, Karen, you get the boot. Sounds good. Bonnet for Mike. Lock it in. You're going up against Karen. Hey, Karen, you get the boot. Sounds good. All right, guys, here we go. Time to play boot or bonnet. Let's spin the wheel. Mike, you wouldn't believe it.

Oh, nice work, Mike. It's bonnet! He's held onto it for this game, but he's got to last another two. Sorry, Karen, we've got to let you go. Thanks, guys. Okay. Oh, she was devastated. That's all right, Mike.

It's coming home, right? That was her dream car. It's coming home. It's coming home. Okay, you want boot or bonnet this time around? All right, mix it up. Let's go boot. You want boot?

Okay. Steph, that means you get the bonnet. How confident are you that you can take Mike's Mitsubishi Diamante off him? Oh, I do like the bonnet. I'm going with that's been the favourite so far. Yes, Steph. And it's such a long car. It's a huge bonnet as well.

It's a massive bonnet. We do need to stress that the wheel is 50-50. It is definitely 50-50. All right. I'm feeling a big spin. Here we go. Give her a big one. Here we go.

Bootle bonnet. Oh, he's having a ripping run, Mike. It's Boots. No. He's not quite allowing himself to get excited yet because he knows there's one more round. One more round. Sorry, Steph, it's not your day.

Unlucky, Steph. Thanks. Okay. Oh, she was Jevo as well. People really want this Diamante. Mike, if you survive this, you have had the greatest run of boot or bonnet of the show so far.

Okay. When I survive this? When, yeah, that's it. He's confident. I like it. What are you going with for the last round, Mike? Back up to bonnet, please. Okay. Bonnet. Here we go. You'd like a bonnet. That means, Chantal, you get the boot, okay? Yep. Alright, here we go, guys. Good luck, everybody

involved. Boot or bonnet. She's a big spin. It's coming back. Mike. It's mine. You've done it! I've done it! Mike, it's coming home.

It's coming home. It's coming home, Mike. What a run. I mean, you've got to survive another round today, then two rounds tomorrow, and another two rounds on Friday. But I've's coming home, Mike. What a run. I mean, you've got to survive another round today, then two rounds tomorrow, and another two rounds on Friday. But I've got a feeling, Mike. Who says it can't be done? It's coming home.

It's coming home. I can feel it. Get the garage ready, Mike. That's how it works. That's boot or bonnet. If you want to play again and win this Mitsubishi Diamante with all the goodies inside, you can play with us at 5 o'clock today.

You just have to beat Mike. Someone is winning this Diamante. Next, the results of the hashtag In The Mouth Challenge. What will Bree be breaking her own record with this afternoon? Votes are in. Find out next, New Zealand. Hey, today it all goes down. It is the In The Mouth Challenge.

Of course, you, Bree, broke your own record this time last week. Happy one-week anniversary on Grapegate. Look, thanks, mate. I feel like everyone put in 100% and we just had some good conditions on the day. You put in 41, grapes specifically. And today, after the mammoth response that had, I want to help you re-achieve those heights, re-realise your greatness,

return to Everest, you know? Yep. Go back to that summit and just really stand on it once more and go, this is what greatness looks like. If it makes the people happy, I'm willing to do it. We have had a poll running on our Bree and Clint Instagram for the last 24 hours asking what should Bree put in her mouth

for the In The Mouth Challenge. We started out with three finalists. We had marshmallows, sour skittles, and Cheerios. We said, go away, marshmallows. You suck. We don't want you. And we were left with just sour skittles and Cheerios. We should go away, marshmallows. You suck. We don't want you. And we were left with just sour Skittles and Cheerios. I can reveal to you, Bree,

that after nearly 4,000 votes, Oh, my God. this afternoon at quarter past five, you will be placing in your mouth 287 sour Skittles. You know how many people have contacted me, worried? About choking hazard? That's fine. We have a first aid officer coming in, a real first aid officer coming in.

People have said these sour Skittles can burn a hole in my mouth. Okay, he's not trained in that. My tongue is prone to peeling. Have a spoonful of honey before you do it and coat the inside of your mouth or something like that. Oh, because that's a good idea. Use a dental – Okay.

Mate, that's going to be a disaster. I was actually – at first I was hoping for the Skittles and then when I really thought about it, I thought the Cheerios was more achievable. But the Cheerios I thought would be people's favourite. Yeah. But I think it's the number that's put people off. The equal in mass to 41 grapes was only 10.25 Cheerios.

So I think people have gone for quantity over quality and so today 287 sour Skittles. You don't have to do it but if you want to re-achieve the greatness you got last week that's what you'll be placing in your mouth. They're sitting in front of me and it's a ton of Skittles.

How many bags is that? That's two bags. Oh my god! Two of the movie theatre bags, the jumbo bags. Surely that's not doable. Well, we'll find out at quarter past five with the In the Mouth Challenge. Good luck. Pray for me, New Zealand.

Godspeed. Brie and Clint on Zit-In. You know something, Harry and Meghan, do you reckon in the beginning they had to do long distance? From America to the UK? Yeah. 100%. Because when they got together, she was still filming Suits

and he was obviously still being a prince in England slash in the military. And at that stage, when she was filming Suits, it said in New York, it's filmed in Toronto. Yeah, so they would have had to go back and forth all the time. That would have been difficult. Yeah, so they would have had to go back and forth all the time. That would have been difficult. Yeah. Because they're both so busy.

Also trying to keep it a secret. Yeah, all the wives trying to fly under the radar. Did you know that this day and age, they reckon more long-distance relationships exist than ever? Why? Well, because of technology. Ah. You can FaceTime. Well well you can even do that

thing now where you can kind of touch each other through that glove have you seen that no yeah it's this piece of technology where a robo glove in your bedroom yes someone can put a this is kind of creepy yeah someone can put a glove on this like piece of technology and i can control it so you can put your hand into this glove and then your hand, there's like a robo hand on the other end. Yeah. And it can move with your hand. That's a bit creepy.

No one's using that for good. No. No one's going, I bought you this glove technology because all I want is to sit on the couch and for you to change the channel. And I just want to hold your hand. I just want to hold your hand. That's all I want. Head holding leads to other things. But it kind of makes sense, right? Wow, yeah. Because obviously back in the day, what about, like, you know, there's only so

many letters you can write. Oh, long distance is hard. When you're seeing someone who lives in a different country, that's hard. Oh, country, that's really different. Oh, what were you thinking? I was thinking, no, someone who lives in a different country, that's hard. Oh, country, that's really different. Oh, what were you thinking? I was thinking, no, like someone lives in Christchurch and the other person lives in Wellington. Oh, that's just as hard. That's still hard. Apart from how much it costs for flights,

they might as well be in a different country. Have you done... Because you can't drive to them. Yeah, have you done long distance? Yeah, yeah. When Lucy and I got together, she still lived in Australia and I lived here in Auckland. How long did that go on for?

We were sort of back and forth for about six months. That's a fair amount of time. Yeah. You would have spent a lot on flights. Yeah. What about you? Yeah my ex when we first got together I lived on the central coast near Sydney and they lived in Brisbane. Yeah. So I spent I'm not joking for eight months nearly all of my pay went to flights. So I spent, I'm not joking, for eight months, nearly all of my pay went to flights. So you were in one of those relationships where one person did all the travelling. Yeah. And the other person, I assume, did all the complaining.

Mm-hmm. We never see each other, but I miss you so much. But I'm not going to do anything productive to sort it out. I'm not going to save up or book something so we've got something to look forward to in the future. I'm just going to sit here and complain until you come and see me. You do a real good impression of my ex.

And then it'll be good for three days. And then when you leave, I'll just complain again. But it's so hard. Nothing happened. Because when you're doing long distance, right, obviously they're living their life, you're living yours. And you spend your whole relationship over the phone there's only so many conversations where you

can be like how was your day? My day was good how was your day? It's tough. You know? It's really tough. I reckon you've got to have things in place this is what I believe with a long distance relationship I feel like we're going to have because you and I off air we've talked about this and we've both said there's only one circumstance where it can work out. This is what I believe is the only way

a long distance relationship can work if there is work out. This is what I believe is the only way a long-distance relationship can work. Yep. If there is an end date. That's what I think. Was it? So if it's like legit, I'm not joking. So if you're like, we have to do this for 12 months. Yeah.

Even if it's 12 months. No, no, it doesn't matter how long it is. Yeah. There just needs to be an end date in sight. It could be five years. If you say, I've got to go and study this thing in Antarctica. But in two years, we will reunite. But I will be back and we can count down to that point

and our life will only be on hold until that date. Exactly. That's how I believe. That's the only way it can work. Otherwise, you're just in no man's land the whole time. You're in limbo for how long? You literally stop your life because you're not living no man's land the whole time. You're in limbo for how long? Like you literally stop your life because you're not living in the moment.

You're always on the phone or like, you know, somewhere else. Well, that's what I think. Heaps of people will be doing it though. And I hope that doesn't upset some people who are doing it because maybe you have other reasons why it works. That's just my opinion and Bree's opinion. There's also other circumstances, do you think, Clint, where if you were together for two years

and then you have to do long distance? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, but there still has to be an end date. There still has to be an end date. So I asked you a question this afternoon on 0800DALZM. It's pretty simple. Where does your partner live?

So you're here. You're listening to ZM in New Zealand. Where do you live? Yeah. And where does your partner live? We'll see if we can find the longest distance relationship in the country or out of the country this afternoon. You can also text us on 9696 or call 0800-DARL-ZM.

We are talking long distance relationships. Never has there been a bigger percentage... That is a big plane. Still going. Oh. Jumbo. See you, plane. 747. Never has there been... Still loop around. Why do we need the airport?

We're in a flight path. That's why this building was so cheap. Because we're under the flight path. That's why this building was so cheap. Because we're under the flight path. Never has there been such a... It's going to keep happening. This is our life now. Come on. We've got a lot of people waiting on the phones.

Okay, cool. Never has there been a bigger percentage of people doing long-distance relationships and they say it's because of the technology that's available. So we're asking you this afternoon, where does your partner live? Where do you live? Where do they live? Marnie? Hello?

Hello. Where does your partner live? He lives in Queenstown, and I live in Auckland. Ooh. Literally opposite ends of the country. Yeah, but two great places, you know? Like, he would love to come visit Auckland, you'd love to go and visit Queenstown. So it can work, right?

Yep, yep, seems to work. How long have you been together? We've been married 11 years. Wait. We've been together about 16. You're married? So how long have you been living apart? Since February.

Okay, is there an end in sight? Well, no. A really good work opportunity came up for him. Okay. Is there an end in sight? Well, no. A really good work opportunity came up for him. Yeah. We emigrated from England about 14 years ago. Yeah. I didn't want to hold him back, but I don't want to live there. And so, you know, long-term financial gain is great.

The short-term pay rise kind of offsets the cost of travel home. Is it a bit different when you're married, though, and you've been together that long? You're like, you can go. I can even spice up the relationship with Marnie. I won't miss you that much. Yeah, Brie, you're right, yeah. Hey, Marnie.

Okay, hey, thanks, Marnie. Malaney? Malaney? Malani. Malani. Long distance relationship. Where are you? Where are they?

So I was in South Africa, and he was here in Auckland, New Zealand. And wait, you're here now. Does that mean you moved here for him? Yes, I did. After a year of long distance. And are you still together? We're still together 10 years later. Oh.

Well done. Well, there you go. It works out. And did you always have a plan that at the end of the one year, you guys would move somewhere together? Yes, there was always an end date, and I 100% agree you have to have an end date. You have to have an end date. Also, you guys could have chucked another person into the relationship from Australia

and you'd have like a Tri-Nations going on. Your own little tournament. All right, I don't think that's how it works, Clint. The person in New Zealand would always come first. Okay. Logan, longest relationship. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good, man. How are you?

Good, thank you. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Hey. Where's your partner? My partner's in Japan. Whoa. How'd you meet?

So we met at a tertiary education called IPU New Zealand in Palmerston North. And so a whole bunch of Japanese people come over every year. So I study a Bachelor of Majoring in Japanese, and they study English over here. So we met through IPU, and we've been together ever since April last year. And she went back to Japan at about March this year. And we've always decided that I was going to go over and see her this year.

So I've been saving up, bought tickets. I'm going to go see her for a month in December, 3rd of January. Going to spend Christmas with her, New Year's. And then after that, we have to do long distance again for another 12 months. And then once I graduate, I'll go over to Japan and live with her. There you go. So there's an end date in sight. Because I was going to say, Logan, I was like, 12 months.

I think it's definitely important to have an end date because both parties are just going to get anxious and then it's going to end up very difficult. A lot of trust involved, eh? Because you guys are not going to see each other. 12 months. In your plan, you guys get to see each other twice in two years. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's exciting. You've got to make those months count. It's about 41 more days until I go, so. Oh, he's counting down. That's so cute. I'm so excited for you. Can you imagine how good it's going to be to see her?

How good is your Japanese, Logan? I mean, I've been studying for about seven years now. Why don't you do a message for her in Japanese and then on the air right now, and then she can get the podcast and hear it from the other side of the world. All right. Go on then.

Haruna, I really love you. After 41 days, we'll be together again. I love you so much. I'll see you in a bit after the 41st day. Please be patient. for a long time. He said some naughty things. Oh, yeah. Best of luck, man. Thanks for calling. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Something that is worth doing is a birthday banger for today. We take your birthdays, we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday, and we play one of them. We have had some absolute stinkers recently. We need a good one. Come on. I feel like it's going to be good today.

Yesterday? Yesterday was good. Yesterday we played pseudo-echo Funky Town. If that doesn't get your hips moving, nothing will. Let's see what the computer shows up for us today in Birthday Banger. We're starting with you, Jo. Hi. Hi, Jo.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Very well, Jo. What's your birthday? 24th of October, 1984. Okay, Jo.

You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 24th of October, and this was top of the chart. Yeah, Jo. Woo! You get vintage Xtina, Christina Aguilera. Yep, we'll go with that. We'll go with that. We feel good about that, won't we?

Jo. Yep. Yeah, that's good. Okay, cool. Going up against you is Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hi, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Sam? The 1st of Okay, cool. Going up against you is Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hi, how's it going?

Good. What's your birthday, Sam? The 1st of August, 1983. Okay, Samantha, you were 16 in 1999 on the 1st of August, and this is your birthday banger. Smile on your face. Let's make sure that you need me. Sometimes, sometimes the Lord will send you two days of awful birthday bangers

just to test you, just to test your dedication to the feature. And then he rewards you with Christina Aguilera and Ronan Keating on the same day. Here it comes. How do you feel about that, Samantha? Yeah, awesome. Pretty good. It's good. We could be in for a hat trick of great birthday bangers.

If yours is good enough, Rachel. Hi. Come on, Rach. Let's round it out. What's your birthday? 12th of February, 1991. Okay, Rach. You were 16 in 2007 on the 12th of February.

And on that day, this was number one. It's really good to hear your voice Say my name, it sounds so sweet We were so close. It was so close to three good ones. Come on. We've had this before. Bree's a big Hinder fan.

You have to go with Ronan, don't you? Oh, you'd think so. Not this one anyway, right, Rach? No, definitely not. What's wrong with Hinder, Rach? I mean, yeah. Here it is, here it is. This is a shameless one, isn't it?

He sounds like he's trying to squeeze out a poo. I like Nickelback more. Not a good poo, a real good poo. Okay, Rach, wait there. Christina, Ronan, Hinda.

Have I told you how much of a Christina Aguilera fan I am? No, but I can tell just by looking at you. What is that supposed to mean? Well, I just, I can,

well, no, I said it wrong. I was going to say that song as well. We don't need to fight about this. Can we just play it? Is that right? It's a banger. Hey, song as well. We don't need to fight about this. Can we just play it? Is that right? It's a banger.

Hey, Joe, congratulations. We're playing your birthday banger. Come on, Joe. Get it in ya. Yeah. Thanks, guys. All right. Bree and Clint, this is ZM.

ZM. That's Joe's birthday banger. Christina Aguilera, come on over. What year is that from? What year is that from? 2000. 2000. Your chance to take away our car. It's a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. It was gifted to us when we did the Friday Jams live swap shop along with an inflatable kayak, a second-hand television and a surfboard.

It's all in there and it's up for grabs. Someone is going to win this on Friday. Mike, do you have any idea how many games in a row you've won now? It's more than three. More than three. I think it's five down, 15 to go. Yes, Mike. How the game works is we have a big wheel in the studio.

It's divided 50-50. One side says bonnet, one side says boot. You just need to pick one of those, Mike. We spin the wheel, and then you hang on. If you can hang on until the end of Friday, you get all this stuff. That sounds awesome, guys. I'm going to try. All right, Mike.

What are we going with? All right. This time, let's lock in Boot. You would like Boot. You are taking on Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi.

Hi, Mike. You get the bonnet, okay? Okay, cool. All right, guys. Best of luck, Bree. When you're ready, give it a spin. Here we go. Boot or bonnet?

It's a big spin. Mike gets the boot. Hannah gets the bonnet. It has landed big spin. Mike gets the boot. Hannah gets the bonnet. It has landed on... Mike, it's landed on bonnet. It was a good run, guys. It was a good run. It was a fantastic run.

And you know what, Mike? Nothing is stopping you from trying to get back through again, okay? Sounds like a plan. I'll be in. Good luck, Mike. If you can get on, we'll gladly have you back on. Hannah, you're in the box seat. Hey, cool.

Come on, Hannah. Let me rephrase that. You're in the driver's seat. Nice one. Nice. On the V6 2001 Diamante. Quarter of a million kilometres on the clock. She's just been warmed up, ready for you.

Would you like the boot or the bonnet? We'll go boot. All right, boot for Hannah. That means feel. Is it feel or flow? Flow. Flow. You get the bonnet.

The bonnet. Okay, cool. Alright, guys. Give it a big spin, Brent. Hannah's got boot, Flo's got bonnet. Good luck, everybody. Oh, she's done it, Hannah.

It's on boat. Nice work. Sorry, Flo. Very's on both. Woo. Nice work. Sorry, Flo. Very short run for you. One more round. One more round to survive, Hannah. You're going up against Renee. Hi, Renee.

Hi. Why do you need a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante in burnt orange with spoiler and five-spoke mags in your life? Because I just need my inner bogan. That's fair enough. Renee. You just need my inner bogan. That's fair enough. Renee. You just need a pair of speed dealers and a lion red tattoo on your forearm and you would fit in in any western suburb of any city in New Zealand.

Waikato. Waikato. Waikato. Perfect for a mani in Waikato, that's for sure. You could fit the whole Chiefs rugby team in here. Okay, Hannah, you want boot or bonnet? Yeah, we'll go boot. Boot.

Boot again. Bonnet belongs to Renee. Bree, when you're ready boot or bonnet? Yeah, we'll go boot. Boot. Boot again. Bonnet belongs to Renee. Bree, when you're ready, give her a big old spin. Here we go. Boot or bonnet? Good luck, everybody. It has landed on... Oh, she's had a dream run this afternoon. Hannah, it's boot. Oh, brilliant.

The Diamante will not be going to Waikato yet. Sorry, Renee. Bugger. Unlucky, Renee. There you go, Hannah. How do you feel about that? Oh, so stoked. Where do you live? Oh, in Auckland.

Not far. Yeah, okay. We can drive that Diamante on over. What suburb of Auckland? Because there are obviously some suburbs where this car would look better and worse. I'm out west, so I think we'll be fine. Oh, yeah. That is a dream ride in West Auckland.

She's a nice rear-wheel V6. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That is a dream ride in West Auckland. She's a nice rear-wheel V6. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Chug a few burnouts.

Yeah. All right, we'll talk to you tomorrow at 4 o'clock. Okay, Hannah, will you defend your Diamante? Perfect, thank you. Okay. There you go. 4 o'clock tomorrow, your next chance to play boot or bonnet. Bree and Clint on ZM.

The moment has arrived for the In the Mouth Challenge. Let me set the scene for you. A week ago, Brianna Tomasell set a personal best of 41 grapes in the mouth.

Off the back of that, you received notoriety like nothing else. Like you have more high fives for that than the Channing Tatum thing I reckon. You've had more people on the street

and in upper management come to you and go really impressed with what you did there. I mean, the project asked me for an interview. I said no interviews

because I'm a professional. I feel as your friend, as your co-host, as your co-pilot on this journey to greatness, it's my job to push you, push you into new areas. So... Why are you testing me like this? I feel like you've set me up for disaster.

I went to the people and I said, what do we do next? Because no one wants grapes again. We've been there. We've been to the... I mean, we could have done 42. Oh, yeah. It's logical. We're been there. We've been to the- I mean, we could have done 42. Oh, yeah. It's logical. We're here now.

We're here now. We're here now. I said, what do you want? People came back with all kinds of things. We've landed on sour Skittles. Very nearly Cheerios. It's come in 56% sour Skittles over Cheerios. So I have the equivalent in mass, not volume.

Okay, you can stop texting. I don't know how to measure volume, all right? In mass, I have the same in weight amount in Skittles as 41 grapes. It's 287 Skittles. If someone wants to do the math though and get back to us, I'd love to know. We have on standby, just so you know, we're taking this seriously. We have a trained first aid official and if there is

He's in a suit! Can he do the hind lick in a suit? Of course he can. You can do a hind lick in anything. We have a professional. Also there's no pressure on you. You just do what you can do. Just the whole

hearts of people of the nation of New Zealand. When you want to stop, you stop. That's how this works, okay? People have said that this is like putting acid and leaving it in your mouth. The sour bit? Yeah. Well, do it fast then. When you're ready, we'll begin.

So we've got cups of... Yeah, they're in individual portions of 20. Okay, each of those cups has 20 Skittles in them. There's no way. And then the last cup has seven. So those cups will get you to 280, and then the last one is a seven, and that'll put you to 287.

There's just no way. This is two full bags of movie-sized Skittles. Mm. Okay. When you're ready. Not confident. Let's crack into it, shall we? All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the... In the Mouth Challenge. Take it away, Bree. The first 20 have entered the mouth. How's that? It's already very full. The second 20 have entered the mouth. We're at 40.

How are you going? Not good. It's very full. You're at the same amount of Skittles as you were grapes, almost. You're at 40 Skittles. Okay. The third cup of 20 Skittles, sour Skittles, has entered the mouth. She's at 60.

How are you feeling? Not good. Why? It's very full in here how's the sourness not hit yet chew one then see what happens i can't chew them okay no don't chew them yeah the fourth cup this is impressive that's 80 skittles in the mouth so just fingering them to the side a little bit just to clear a little passageway in the middle Can we get some audio Just to see that you're still with us Still with us

80 skittles Cup number 5 20 more Uh oh Uh oh We've had to cock the head back Just careful with that throat Uh oh We're at 100 skittles We've had to cock the head back. Just careful with that throat. Just careful with that.

Uh-oh. They're in there. We're at 100 skittles. We're at 100 sour skittles. What's wrong? It's not good. It's not good? Remember, no one's pushing you here.

This is your Everest. Your body will tell you when you've had enough. Okay? This is your mission. Oh, she's taken one of the cups of 20 and she's poured half out into her hand. We're going for three Skittles at a time. Three, six, nine. There you go.

There you go. Okay, hand placing the Skittles into the mouth. It seems to be working. I'd say we're about 110. Few more and you'll be at the 120 mark. Going to be incredibly painful if this is the way we make it to 280. But we're still going. First aid, we're going okay out there?

He's happy. Bree, you're happy? 120 Skittles. Successfully. In the mouth. Good. We're going well. We're going well.

This is what we need. Individual Skittles. All right. 280, 121, 122, 123, 124. Yeah, cool. It's starting to get sour. It's starting to get sour? The coating's starting to melt off.

Oh, wow. Yeah, keep going. Keep going. That whole fistful you can't press up against your lips, that wouldn't... I mean, again, this is on you. You're the one taking us there. You're taking us there bit by bit. Oh.

Mm. She's three skittles away from 140 skittles in the mouth One more That's 140 Well done Congratulations You're just under halfway there Can you still talk? Well done. Congratulations. You're just under halfway there.

Can you still talk? How does your mouth feel? You've got that McGillic gorilla look on your face again. Okay, this is it. Here we go. She's back into it. We're going skittle by skittle back into the mouth. I really did think we would have more tipping going on, but that's okay. No, no, you're doing well. Sorry, I'm just...

What's up? What? Oh, no. Are you maxing out? There's like a skittle coloured residue leaking from Bree's mouth at the moment. It's just coating her lips. It actually looks like quite a nice lip gloss.

Oh no, are you full? You're at 250. You're at 150. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. I see something. There is brown goo leaking from your face. Please. No.

She's blown a gasket. There is Skittle juice sprayed absolutely everywhere. Are you happy? No, I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all. I'm so disappointed. I don't want it to be the outcome from this.

I don't want you to fail. I'm here breeding winning racehorses. This is not what I wanted to come out of this. How do I look? Ladies and gentlemen, it is a fail for the In The Mouth Challenge. My tongue's numb.

I can't feel my mouth. Can we get her some water? Let's get her some water. Water, please. Alright. Brie and Clint on ZM. Halloween! There'll be children everywhere tonight.

Trick or treating. Trick or treating. Knocking on your door. Wanting lollies. Have you got candy ready? No, we're not going to be home. Oh. Not on purpose.

We're just not going to be home. Oh. Yeah. That's fair enough. Hey, they're calling it the scariest thing on Netflix right now. The Haunting of Hill House. Yeah. It's a new series.

Came out a couple of weeks ago. I haven't watched it. You definitely haven't watched it. We hate this stuff. It's not my cup of tea, Scary Movies. Not my cup of tea. I'm a very jumpy person. Like I'm easily spooked.

You're so, so jumpy. You're my favourite person to scare. I like to think that I'm permanently ready. That's why. I just spring into action. You're like action man. Yeah, something like that. I'm super jumpy when I know that there's something coming. Yeah. So when you're watching a movie where you know something's about

to happen. Oh yeah. We watched this episode one last night together and the tension just sitting next to you, like I think I was more scared about how you were going to react than what was going to happen on the screen. I was on edge the whole time. So we've pushed ourselves for Halloween. We watched the first episode of The Haunting of Hill House.

We recorded it. We had a camera pointing at us and a camera pointing at the TV. The video is going up very soon on our Facebook and Instagram page at Bree and Clint, but we've grabbed a little piece of the audio. This is what you can expect if you tonight for Halloween sit down to episode one of The Haunting of Hill House. We're not like any other family. We're different. to episode one of The Haunting of Hill House. We're not like any other family.

We're different. Because of where we grew up. Hill House. Why are little kids creepy? They're so creepy. Why would a little kid live in an enormous castle like this? He opens his eyes, f*** off. Does he have eyes on me? Oh, there's a crying kid live in an enormous castle like this? He opens his eyes. F*** off. Does he have eyes on me?

Oh, there's a crying kid. Does he have eyes? I get scared too sometimes. Oh, the closet. F*** off. The closet! Oh, f***. No. It won't come. It's too obvious. Oh, f***. No. I like it. F***. Have you seen that f*** no! I like it! F***!

Did you see that f***ing lady? The f***ing kid, you f***ing monster! She didn't do anything. She was creeping up behind her! Oh, there was a shadow. Did you see that? She's going to kill her. She's putting gloves on, she's going to kill her!

Ah! F***! She's at gloves on, she's gonna kill it. She's at the house. Holy shit. I'm meant to be the jumpy one by the way. I told you I don't like this shit. Go family go. Get in. Where's the rest of the family? I don't know. Where's the mum?

We're leaving without mum. Where's the mum? Where's mum? He's ruthless. So far, two half ghosts is a real hot sex scene. I mean, I don't hate it, but it's not the scariest thing I've ever seen. She's dead. She's dead?

She's not dead! Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, no! Well, it took. Oh, no. Well, it took a while, but it got us there. For f***'s sake. So as you can assume from listening to the number of expletives to be beeped out of that, it's pretty scary. Mum and Dad, if you're listening, that wasn't me swearing.

All of those beeps were Clint. Was not me. I need to check myself. The sex scene that gets referenced in there too, how unnecessary was it? Like, in the middle of this movie, the sex scene just comes on. Unnecessary.

But did you hate it? Oh, no, it was a good bit of it. It was a good bit of it. If you are settling down for it tonight, enjoy. Let us know what you think if you've watched it on Netflix, The Haunting of Hill House on 9696. Brie and Clint on Zit End. The royal couple are in town.

And, boy, you wouldn't read about it. It is everywhere. Literally everywhere. The hysteria is just crazy. They can't go for a number two without the New Zealand Herald doing a push notification to your phone and going, Megan Markle poops.

They've done four articles on it. Today on the show, we are one degree of separation, about as close as we're going to get. Someone who touched one of the Royals yesterday. All right, well, don't say that. Well, it's true. They shook hands with Meghan Markle.

Someone who's had physical contact with Meghan Markle. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Thank you. Now, you're not a royal handler. You're not a member of the royal family yourself. No. You're a member of the general public. Yes, yes.

But you are a close personal friend of Meghan Markle. Can we say that? Let's go with that. We'll roll with it. Can you tell us how this began, Hannah? Because everyone's talking about how Meghan Markle has recognised you amongst the thousands of people that have come out to say hello to them and she's come over to you after recognising you in the crowd.

How did that come about? So it first started in about 2015, I think, when I first followed her on Instagram and Twitter. Which amongst the hundreds of thousands of other people that would follow her. Yeah. So over time I just kept commenting, kept sending her tweets, and she'd occasionally reply to one or two. And then in 2016 in January,

she actually followed me back on Instagram. That's a big deal. Yeah, so that was pretty cool. So you yesterday went to Wynyard Quarter and you stood in the crowd as Harry and Meghan came past. We've got a little bit of audio from you as they came past. This is you taken directly from, I think it might be your Twitter account.

Because you had a sign up, right? Yes. What did the sign say? It's Hannah from Instagram. It's Hannah from Instagram. And then you said. It's Hannah from Instagram. You said it's Hannah from Instagram.

And she recognised you. Yeah. So she looked over at me and then she looked at my sign and then she looked back at me and then she kind of gasped and did this wee little run over to me and I was just blown away that she knew who I was out of everyone there. Because I think an important bit that we've missed is you guys talked to each other over social media, right?

She followed you back and there was actually a dialogue between you two that has happened. It wasn't like huge, but it definitely was there. We wished each other Happy New Year one time. Screenshot it on Instagram. Yeah, she'd comment on my photos. She'd send me cute tweets about like just being myself or doing the best I could at university and that kind of jazz.

That's crazy to me. Yeah. Like amongst the thousands of people that would DM her, she would get thousands of them. But she's interacted with you multiple times. She follows you. Has she messaged you since you saw her yesterday at the waterfront in Auckland?

No, she doesn't have social media anymore, so I haven't been able to engage with her for over a year. That's why I was so shocked. Because we were going to say to you, let's message her now and say, hey, thanks for coming over. I fully would if I could. Yeah. I heard that you handed her something when she came over to you.

What did you hand her? Yeah, I handed her a letter. So I'd written out this quite lengthy letter and I was like, please read it. And she was like, okay, and like took it. Somehow it got to Prince Harry and then somehow it got back to Meghan and she took it

into the car herself so you're like this is where I live Christmas starts at this time you had to tweet her in real life you had to hand her

a handwritten tweet because you've lost your social media friend I know oh it's so weird oh the most important question, Hannah,

now that all this stuff is out of the way, do you still like Suits now that Meghan Markle's not on it anymore? Well, I feel like Suits are going to kill me for this, but I haven't actually watched the new season because I was like, well, Mike, Patrick, Jay Adams left. He's gone. Meghan's gone. And Meghan left.

And I was like. And they put Katherine Heigl on it. She's not everybody's cup of tea. It's like the OC when Marissa died. Yeah. No one was coming back after that. Hey, you've come all the way from Christchurch for this. You are now international news.

Hannah, congratulations. Our official royal correspondent. Who are you going to stalk now? I am a big fan of Troy and Balisario Hey, that's the next mission Bree and Channing Tatum follow each other That's a good one Yeah, maybe you should DM him

Someone's not protective of their man He messages back Today is Halloween Halloween To celebrate, we've got some Hell Pizza vouchers to give away Today is Halloween. Halloween. To celebrate, we've got some Hell Pizza vouchers to give away. $40 Hell Pizza vouchers to celebrate Hell-o-ween. $13 pizzas to make sure you have hell in your Halloween. Good from Hell's Pizza.

Good from Hell's Pizza. I like it. Good pizza from Hell's Pizza. Now, to win these vouchers, we're going to play a new game. All right. I've just invented it. It's called Spooky Guess Who. Ooh, I want to win.

Yes, you want to win. You're the only person who can win this game because this game draws on your special skill of being able to impersonate people. What I have here is flashcards Oh, no. with the names of dead celebrities on them. Right. Ooh, spooky.

I will hold them up for you. You then have 15 seconds to explain to our caller who will be on the phone whose name is on that flashcard. If they can get it within the 15 seconds, they get their $40 voucher. Oh God, okay.

Okay, couple of catches. If it's a singer, you're not allowed to say any of their songs. If it's an actor, you're not allowed to say any of their movies. Okay? Oh, God. Okay. Tamea. Tamea, yeah.

Tamea. Oh, come on, Tamea. Half this is on Bree, half this is on you. Okay. She's going to try and explain it to you, and at the end of the 15 seconds, you'll have one guess as to who it is. Okay, make sense?

Yeah. All right, telepathic. Are you getting my vibes? What am I thinking right now? Dead people. I was thinking boobs, but close. Here we go. You just listen for the first 15 seconds, Tamea,

and then you get a guess. Good luck, everybody involved. So how long do I have? You have 15 seconds. Oh, God. First flashcard starting now. Okay, so he's dead. He's Aussie.

He was, I mean, the Joker. The Joker. Oh, Heath Ledger? Yes! Yes, Tamiya! Tamiya! Well done. We've got a $40 Hell Pizza voucher for you.

Well done. Did you hear the first clue I gave? He's dead. Yeah, we know he's dead. They're all dead. I know. What an idiot. Do you want to play again? Yeah, I want to

play again. Okay, let's give Jordan a chance at some Hell Pizza. Hi, Jordan. Hi. You know how it works, yeah? Yeah. You don't need to do anything for 15 seconds. Bree will give you as much clues as she can and then you get one guess. Here we go. Okay. Okay, come on, Jordan. Here we go.

Three, two, one. Neverland Ranch. Three, two, one. Neverland Ranch. He's got a kid. Yes! Oh, this is too easy. This is too easy. Yes, Jordan.

Jordan, well done. We've got a $40 pizza voucher for you. When I heard what the game was, I was fully thinking Michael Jackson. I just want to say that. Yeah. Whoa, and it's Halloween. Okay, let's make this a bit harder.

Jordan, that voucher's all yours. Well done. Cameron, yours is going to be a bit more difficult, all right? Sorry about that. I like this game. When you're ready, Bree, you have 15 seconds to describe. Is Cameron there? Cameron, are you there?

Cameron, are you a ghost? Cameron. Cameron. We'll go to someone else. Sarah, are you there? Yeah, I'm still here. Hi. You're going to get a go at this now, okay? Okay, cool. Here we go. 15 seconds. Dead celebrity. Do your best. Brie. Oh my god, she

used to date Ashton Kutcher. She was in You can't say what movie she was in. You've muffed it. You're not allowed to say what movie they're in. I've muffed it. Oh, that one was hard. Can I win the pizza because she f***ed up?

Oh! Sarah. Sarah? Yeah? Sarah! Because you said an F word. Sarah Sarah Sarah Because you said an F word It was a mistake You can have half the voucher It was a mistake

Give it to her Just kidding You can have the whole voucher You can have it Sarah It is Halloween So it wouldn't be right To not have a good ghost story on the show, right? We need to

I have a story for you about a lady from Bristol in the UK Who is marrying a ghost Oh no You might remember her A few years ago, she hit the headlines Because she admitted to cheating on her fiance with a ghost. She was engaged. Her husband

worked away a lot and she found herself in an well not, she wasn't married, so almost extramarital affair with a ghost. Yeah, they met on Ginda. Tinder for ghosts. She's dead serious about it. She did TV interviews talking about. What is she? She's dead serious. Oh about it. She did TV interviews talking about...

What is she? Yeah, she's dead serious. Oh, sorry. She did TV interviews explaining how the ins and outs of ghost intercourse... Oh, no. ...works. Listen to this. Once you go ghost, you never go back.

Pretty much, yes. Is that right? It is, yes. You are happy now. This is for you, the way you want your life to be. Dearly, I'd like to find one that I would like to settle down with and spend the rest of my life with. But, yeah, I'll never go back to men.

I'm waiting for Mr Right. Oh, it's amazing. Honestly, how much meth is she on? Come on. Her name is, this is real too, like you can't write this stuff. Her name is Amethyst. Amethyst? Amethyst.

Amethyst. Like the rock, the crystal. Amethyst Realm. So since she cheated on her fiance with a ghost, she says she has taken 15 ghost lovers. What? So she's banging heaps of ghosts? Wow, don't

ghost slut shame her, okay? I didn't say it was a bad thing. And also, you don't know how many ghosts equal one human man? Seriously. She's had 15 ghost lovers in the last couple of years and on a recent business trip to Australia, she has found the ghost that she would like to spend the rest of her

life with. Oh no. An Aussie ghost? Yeah. I wonder who it is. She said, one day I was in Australia and I was walking through the bush enjoying nature. I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived.

Oh. We shouldn't laugh. It's her journey. We need to get this lady on the show. I was so happy, so excited that I am now a member I could not believe it. We need to get this lady on the show. I was so happy, so excited that I am now a member of the Mile High Club. Nine months after the raunchy meeting, the ghost popped the question last weekend and now they will be married. What is the ghost just called ghost?

The ghost doesn't get name checked. No, the ghost doesn't get name checked. Oh, imagine if you started dating a ghost and then it's just so easy for them to ghost you. Yeah, then. One minute you're dating, next minute, what happened to you and Jeremy, that ghost? Haven't seen him for a while.

He ghosted me. Neither. Bree and Clint on Zitim.