ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 3rd 2018

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

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Z-Dams! Z-Dams! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Z-Dams, Brie and Clint! Woo! Kia ora, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint! Hello, mate.

Hello, mate. Big day today as well. We are dating more bisexual dates. You need to stop saying we're dating. Well, I give... We're facilitating the dates. We're organising. Yes. We're facilitating the dates. We're organising. Yes. We're providing the dates.

I mean, you know, I am single. Might jump in. Yeah, well, let's keep you as an impact player if you're necessary. Okay, good. But today, Annalise will date three girls, and you'll get to meet the girls on the show today. You can hear them first at 5 o'clock. Yeah, so you're going to hear the girls,

but we're about to post the pictures of the girls, Annalise, our bisexualer, will be dating tonight on our social pages. So you can head to our Facebook page or the Instagram to see what they look like. Slight delay. We're just waiting to get Anne-Lise's phone off her so she doesn't see them. So we need to take her phone so she can't, you know, she doesn't get a glimpse before the date. Yeah, it's not fair. But you can, like we said, you can see them.

Also today, Double Friday Jams Live Swap Shop. We are going to give away two double passes to Friday Jams Live because, well, we had a bit of a speed bump. Yesterday we thought we had a car. Turns out we don't have a car. Yeah. Well, they realised that the gift they were offering us was too good. But, I mean, for a day we had a car in our minds.

So get in your mind what you can swap for these Friday Jams tickets. 15 minutes. What you can actually swap, because we're coming to pick it up. Yeah, 15 minutes. We'll do the first Friday Jams live swap shop. Straight swap, baby. And if it's good enough, it could get you to Melbourne to meet Usher. Next, though, there is a headline in the news today.

I saw this on the Herald. It says, Channing Tatum gushes over ZM host. That ZM host is none other than Brie Thomasel. If you missed this yesterday, Channing Tatum has recorded a personalised message just for Brie. This doesn't happen. He's legit famous. He's the real deal. We're going to play you what Channing has said about Brie next.

I've taken a pregnancy test. We'll reveal those results also on the air next. Can you get pregnant? Through headphones. Yeah. You're not. Brie and Clint on ZM. Yesterday, the show was blessed with a gift from heaven

when Channing Tatum, a Hollywood celebrity and Instagram follower of none other than Brie Tomasell was hit up on the red carpet by our friend, Hollywood reporter Dean McCarthy, and he not only revealed that he knows who you are, Brie, it's not an accidental follow,

he bloody loves you. He bloody loves you. I honestly, yeah, I don't know what to say. How's your life been since this surfaced? Yeah, pretty much the same. I've had a few family members contact me. Yeah. They're like, what the hell is going on?

Yeah. They're claiming it. Have a listen to this. If you didn't hear it, this is him on the red carpet for his new film, Smallfoot. And this is no joke. This is real. He wasn't put up to it.

He didn't have any warning. And this is what Channing Tatum said. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomasell. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny.

And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how that they just like cannot not laugh at each other I think that's what if we we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that like Brianna's amazing Channing Tatum thank you so much the video of Bri hearing that for the first time is going viral it's on our Facebook page I'm happy for you I'm so happy for you because your dreams are coming true but in your mind you're also like, I could get on the coattails of this and meet Channing Tatum one day. 100%. If you're going to see him in LA, I'm coming.

Yeah, I'll take you. Yeah, thank you. Eventually, hopefully. The next step is to make contact between the two of you. So you've talked about him. He's talked about you. Yes. You have each other on Instagram.

Have you ever DM'd each other before? Yes, we have. And how did it go? It went fine. I slid into his DMs after he started following me on Instagram. Yeah. And I just said, hey, Channing, you're a legend. Cheers for the follow.

Yeah, not bad. Yeah. Kept it casual. Kept it casual, yeah. And then he wrote back saying, oh, I'm straight up obsessed with you and your family. Did he really? Do you want me to read out the actual word for word? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he wrote back saying, oh, I'm straight up obsessed with you and your family. Did he really? Do you want me to read out the actual word for word? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is what he legit wrote back. He said, you're effing hilarious and your family looks so fun that I literally want to be a part of it. Sorry, that sounds creepy, but yeah, straight stalking you and your family. He's single. He could be part of your family. Well, he wasn't at the time when we were messaging.

I think he was. It was just before the split became public. Because if you're a celebrity, you don't break up with someone and then announce it the next day. You wait for the dust to settle and then you go out with the statement. So I think that was him rebounding.

And that may have been your window. Am I the rebound girl? We now have a chance. Now that you're top of mind again, we have a chance to DM again been your window. Am I the re-ban girl? We now have a chance. Now that you're top of mind again, we have a chance to DM again off your phone. I did message him back after he said that and then he never messaged back. So you're on read currently.

That's okay. How long ago was it? Three months ago, four months ago? Yeah, about five months ago. Fine. Totally fine. Someone has to reach out the conversation. So what I've done is I've got three conversation starters for you.

And these are just three different options that you could use. Right. With the goal. I mean, the end goal is meet him, but the first goal has got to be get him on the show, right? Yeah. Get him on the radio show. We'd love to.

I mean, we're a new show too. We could use a big star like Channing. I mean, the end goal, should I start getting ready for 32 Jump Street? Should I get a show, like a show reel together? Option number one of what you could DM Channing. Give that a read and see if that's... Oh, my God.

Hey. Hey, Big Chan. I hear you've been talking about me again. Me likey. Want to link up for a chat? You're an idiot. I'm not sending that to chatting Tatum. It's okay.

We've got options. How about this one? Lol. Why are you so obsessed with me? Embarrassing for you, but also kind of cute. P.S. Come on my show. Straight to the point.

It makes you the cool one in the relationship. Like it makes you. Thoughts? I like it better than hey big chan okay it's on the maybe pile maybe maybe okay um final one this is just an option okay final one chan chan the brie fan so you like my mum do you don't blame you the thomas l women will do that to your fella you should hit me up and see what the latest model can do. I think that's the winner.

That's a hard pass. No, that is a hard pass. Okay, I guess we're going with option number two then. If you can fire that off. No, no. If you can just fire that off. I didn't say I'm definitely going to send that. It'd be great if we hear from him before the end of the show, you know? Mate, we want to actually keep it cool.

Be cool. Brie and Clint on Zit-M's. Zit-M's Friday Jams cool. Be cool. Bree and Clint on ZM's. ZM's Friday Jams Live. Swap shop. Friday Jams Live goes down on the 18th of November at Western Springs Stadium. It's going to be huge. Usher is headlining.

You can buy your tickets now through Ticketmaster. There are still some available, or you can win some this week in the swap shop. These tickets are hot property. What we're doing, what are you willing to swap us for these Friday Jams live tickets? Yeah, we've got a surfboard already.

That's great. That's great. Thought we had a car. Yeah. That got taken back. So now we're looking for other stuff. We may get another car. We don't know. The best thing is also going to win themselves a trip to Melbourne to meet Usher on top of their tickets. Hey, Samantha, what are you willing to swap us?

Hello. I'm willing to swap you a double kayak, inflatable, so it fits in a boot if you don't have roof racks. Oh, okay. I have been saying all week I want a canoe or a kayak. This one is inflatable, though. Right. Samantha, is it a legit kayak or is it a toy kayak?

No, it's a legit kayak. But we've got to inflate it. Two seater, yes, comes with a pump as well. And two pedals. Let me just look up inflatable. Keep going. I'm just going to look this up. Okay, Samantha, you wait there, okay?

We'll figure out what else is there. Hang tight, Samantha. Taylor, hey. Hi, Taylor. Hi. What are you going to swap us for Friday Jam's live tickets? I've got a New Zealand cricket shirt signed by Stephen Fleming. Oh, the heat pump guy.

I mean, the cricketer. Yeah. That's not bad. I mean, the only thing better than that would be a Fujitsu signed by Stephen Fleming. True, but not as cool. Not quite as cool. Okay, not bad. Black camp shirt signed by Stephen Fleming. True, but not as cool. Not quite as cool. Okay, not bad. Black camp shirt signed by Stephen Fleming.

Ben, what are you going to swap us for Friday Jam's live tickets? A tennis racket. Oh, okay. Roger Federer's one. Shut the hell up. Is it actually? Yeah.

Can you? No, is it? Wait. How do we know? Ben, is it actually his racket that he played with or is it a racket that he endorsed? It's not the racket he played with, but it's his racket that they sell.

So it's the one you can buy at Rebel Sport. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not bad, Ben. Not bad. Great sell. This is all about sell as well.

I was hooked for a second. Yeah, yeah. And technically he never lied to us. Oh, yep. Great sell. This is all about sell as well. I was hooked for a second. Yeah, yeah. And technically, he never lied to us. No, he didn't. Bernie, what are you going to swap us for Friday Jam's live tickets? Well, I've just been listening to everyone else's, and it's probably not as good as everyone else's. But I've got one of the first UE Booms, the first one,

that could go really well with your surfboard on a summer's day. It also could go in a museum. Yeah, I was going to say. Does it still work? Yeah, it still works. Yeah, museum. Yeah, I was going to say. Does it still work? Yeah, it still works. Okay. Still works. Just got to plug it in. Okay, no worries. Natalie, what have you got to swap us for Friday Jam's live tickets?

I've got your very own remote-controlled cockroach. Pardon me? You could have... One of a kind. You could have said anything and you ended up... One of a kind? No one else will have one. Swear to God. What the hell?

Where'd you get that from? I won it on the Bay Walker, which is like a little magazine, a few days ago. Still in the box. Even you don't want it. I could have a lot of it. I'm just thinking of how much fun I could have with that. One more. Jenna, what are you going to swap us for Friday Jams live tickets?

Hey, I've got a State of Origin signed cap. A cap? Queensland Maroons team. Oh, that is your team, Bree. Yeah, I've got one of those too, though. Who signed it? There's about 10 of the team members. What year?

Including Greek, English. I think it's 2013. Okay, it's a winning year. What do you want? We've got a kayak. We have a signed Stephen Fleming cricket shirt. We have, man, lots of sport today. Roger Federer's tennis racket from Rebel Sport.

We have the first edition Ueboom Mini. We have a remote-controlled cockroach or a signed State of Origin Queensland hat. I'm going to let you choose, Brie. You've got to go the kayak. You've got to go kayak. Sam, congratulations. You're going to Friday Jam Live.

You got it, girl. Woo! Thank you. Good luck to you. You might be meeting Usher. We can call back the best one on Friday. Oh, my God. Okay.

Nice work, Sam. Thank you. If you think you can beat those things, we're going to give you another chance at the swap shop at quarter past five this afternoon. Think about what you've got lying around. We'll take Xbox Ones. We'll take the new Nintendo Switches.

We'll take a bar fridge if you got it. Someone has text in fridge freezer, so let's see if they can get through at 5.15. More tickets to Friday Jams, and if you want to buy your own, you can get the details at ZM online. Brie and Clint on ZM. Time for some Bisexualer.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the Bisexualer. If you need updating, the dates have kicked off. Monday night, Annalise, our B bisexualer, went on dates with three guys. And tonight's the night she dates three ladies. The girls' pictures have just gone on our Facebook and our Instagram.

So you can go and see who Anne-Lise is dating. She can't because we've taken her phone. No pictures for you, Anne-Lise. You'll see them first for the first time at 5.40. We'll do the same thing. We'll put them behind the soundproof glass and we'll roll the blinders. All right, relax. You'll get plenty of time to 5.40. We'll do the same thing. We'll put them behind the soundproof glass and we'll roll the blinders. That's so far away. All right, relax. You'll get plenty of time

to oogle them. You, at the moment, I'm sure, are getting advice from everybody. Everyone is just coming at you from all angles, family, friends,

giving you their opinion on who you should be choosing. Is that fair? Yeah. Everyone's got their two cents. Yeah. Don't listen to them. Trust your gut.

I mean, I'll try not let it influence me, but I don't know. This afternoon, we thought we could get someone on to get their feedback, someone nice and close to you. Yeah. Who obviously would have an opinion. Who's real close to you, Annalise?

I'm going to say it's your sister. Please welcome to the show our bisexualist sister, Katrin. Hey, Katrin. Hi, Katrin. Hey, guys. I can't believe you agreed to do this. I know, Me neither. She said she's a team player.

I saw your number and I was like, hey, I know that number. Then I protested. I was like, oh, there we go. Now, before you tell us about any of the guys or girls, I'm hoping you've seen the girls as well. Just tell us, how do you feel and what do you think about the fact that your sister is the bisexualer? Well, I thought she was pretty batshit crazy, to be honest.

I was like, what are you doing? This is ridiculous. I don't think you should do this. But she did. We have heard that from you, Katrin. And Lisa's told us that you've been a bit like that. You guys sound literally identical. There was literally times when her boyfriend would call her out,

answer the phone and pretend to be her and he would fall for it. You sound the same. Is this your older or younger sister, Anlis? I only have an older sister. So she's older than you. Okay. Katrin, you've seen the boys and I'm sure you've seen the dates as well. What are your thoughts? And we want you to be brutally honest here.

No. Yeah, go for it, Katrin. Come on. They all seem really nice. Yep, go for it, Katrin. Come on. They all seem really nice. Yeah, they are. Yeah. But? Oh, I don't know. I think...

Don't give too much away. ...all of them seem good looking. Katrin, in your opinion, do you think there was one that stood out more than the others or there was two that stood out? For me, there was one that stood out. Yeah. Yeah, I think we know who that is.

Anne-Lise says she doesn't, but do you think she knows who she's going to dump on Friday? No, I don't think she does. Okay, fair enough. Nope. Let's get down to the nitty gritty. You've seen the pictures of the girls. Anne-Lise hasn't seen anything of the girls.

She doesn't know. What's going on? What are your thoughts? Well, I think they're all really great looking girls. I saw one of them was a fiery one. I was like, oh, I don't know if Anne-Lise needs another one of those. Was a what? A fiery one.

She's the fiery one. What do you mean I don't need another one of those? Do you mean like I'm fiery? We don't need to like No, you have me and mum for that.

Fair enough. That's true. Do any of them look like Annalise's type? I honestly didn't think so, no.

Oh, okay. What do you But I'm not that familiar with her type. Do you have a preference? Would you rather that she ends up with a guy or a girl? Because Annalise has kind of hinted that your mum probably would prefer a guy

because then she might get grandkids out of it. What would you prefer? No, I don't have a preference at all. Whoever. You don't? No. Oh, okay. And Lisa's told us something different.

Well, as long as they're a nice person. Yeah, okay. And Lisa's told us something different. Well, as long as they're a nice person. Yeah, okay. Kitrin, there are going to be five cast-offs out of this. Is there anyone in the competition for you, maybe? She's engaged, I'm pretty sure. She's engaged, come on. Let her answer for herself, okay? You don't control her, okay?

She's not married yet. Oh, no comment. I'm very happily engaged. Okay, nicely. I thought she was just married yet. Oh, no comment. I'm very heavily engaged. Okay, nicely. I thought she was just going to say no comment. Yeah. Okay, Katrin, thank you for your time. Thank you for your thoughts.

If you're listening right now and you want to see what the girls look like, you can. You can head to our Facebook page right now. See what the girls look like that Annalise, our bisexual, is going to date tonight. And you can head to our Instagram too. They're on there as well. You go jump in the makeup chair, okay, and keep getting ready for your date. You will hear all three girls on ZM at 10 past 5 this afternoon. It is a saucy audio package, let me tell you.

Yeah, it's better than the boys one. A lot of personality. Brie and Clint on ZM. I was watching some television last night and some of the shows that are on TV at the moment really shock me. Right. This show in particular, even just the title of the show, shocked me. Okay. It's called The Good Shit.

Literally the name of the show. That's what it's a New Zealand-based documentary where they talk about how obesity is becoming nearly the biggest problem in terms of people dying in the world. Yeah, it's huge. New Zealand, here in New Zealand, really big problem. Yes. I grabbed the front of the episode because I think there's multiple episodes and it pretty much explains what the show's about. Take a listen. Obesity is an epidemic that kills millions of people each year. Not a single country has been

able to reduce its obesity rates and Kiwis are heavier than most. But what if there was a silver bullet solution? These New Zealand scientists think they might have found one and it's all natural. Their theory is that human faeces could contain the cure for obesity. They're going to take fit people's poo and give it to obese people to see if it makes them lose weight. Effectively, what we can do is we can manipulate their body. We can manipulate their metabolism. When we do that, they lose weight. Pardon me?

What kind of sick joke is that? Seriously. They're not joking. The bit where she goes, we're going to take human feces and feed it to obese people. You can't just assume that obese people will eat anything. There's science behind it. You can't.

And you can't feed them feces just because they're obese. You can't. You can't. And you can't fathom faeces just because they're obese. You can't. You can't make it a punishment. You can't say, well, you did this. Now we're taking away the Wendy's. Now all you get is human poop. It's capsules. I don't care if it's a petty.

I don't care if you put it inside a subway. Whatever it is, it's still human feces. Do you want to hear the science? So essentially they've taken four overweight teenagers who've agreed to the experiment. Teenagers are the worst. They're going to put it on TV. They're going to get bullied.

You're going to shit breath. Stop talking shit. You know? I know what you're saying. Do it to the adults. But what if it works? They're taking, so essentially they're saying that the micronisms in the guts of really fit people.

Yeah, no crap. I like, you know, they've got this metabolism and they reckon it's all to do with your gut health. Wait, are they feeding fit people poo to fat people? Yes. Is that what the show is about? Yes. That is some classist, that is far out.

Mate, if it works, you're going to be eating your own, well, you probably won't do that at all. That's you calling me obese. No, I'm just saying. Okay, I'm not a scientist but if you feed me poo I'll probably go off my food as well. This is grim. They're not going to give them a turd and go

eat it. You can put it in a capsule but it still is what it is. They science it. They put it in a test tube and roll it around and stuff. They science it. They science it. Fantastic. Would you do it tube and roll it around and stuff. They science it. They science it. Fantastic.

Would you do it? You can't order it on... What? Would you do it? If it was on Uber Eats, maybe. Shit, this is good. Anyway, you can watch that show. It's a documentary.

It's a real thing. What's it called? The Good Shit. All right. It sounds like a human rights abuse to me. But first, let's do some birthday bangers. We take your birthdays and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. First person playing is Samiko. Kia ora. Hello. Samiko?

Samiko. Samiko. Samiko, kia ora. Hello. Samiko? Samiko. Samiko. Samiko. No, we'll try Samiko one more time at the end. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. What's your birthday?

The 10th of July, 94. Okay, Katie, you were 16 in 2010 on the 10th of July, and this is your birthday banger. Katie, my lady. A birthday banger from Katy Perry for Katie. Yeah, that's pretty perfect. Yeah, the video where the whipped cream literally came out of her bazoongas. You like that, Katie?

I'm happy with that. Okay. That's a tune. I like that. It's a good birthday banger. We'll try her one more time. Samiko. Hi, guys. There she is.

What's your birthday, Samiko? The 21st of January, 96. Okay, Samiko, you were 16 in 2012 on the 21st of January. And back in 2012, this was number one. You get Flo Rida and Sia at Wild Ones. Whilst Banger, I think give it a couple more years and that's going to be a rock solid birthday. Yeah, I agree. Needs a bit more time to cool off, right?

Yeah, definitely. Still a tune. Still a tune, yeah. You've got a good one. You've got that for life, so enjoy that. Let's round it out with Richard this afternoon. Hello, Rich. G'day, guys.

How are you going? Good. What's your birthday? 18th of March, 1960. Yes, 1968. Okay, Richard. Can I say, you sound younger than that. You sound really young.

Thank you. Yeah, okay. My radio voice. You were 16, Richard, in 1984 on the 18th of March, and back in the 80s this was number one. Richard you got Poirier. Oh that's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. You know this is the first and I think only ever song fully in te reo Māori to go number one in the charts. You know, since moving here to New Zealand,

I even have taken on board this song. This was like one of the first things that I was taught. It's one of the greatest pop songs.

I'm obsessed with it. It came on the other night in the clubs. I was like, I know this one. Richard, do you endorse this birthday banger?

I can't wait to play. That's a good choice. Good man. We're playing it. Congratulations. Oh my God, yes. Thank you. Bree and Clint. That's a good choice. Good man. We're playing it. Congratulations. Oh my God, yes. Thank you. Bree and Clint, here's Poirier.

This is ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, that right there is one of the best birthday bangers we have ever played. You can't top it. Get this. This is, honestly, sometimes things happen. We didn't play, that wasn't, what was the name of the person's birthday banger? That was Richard. That was Richard.

But we also had Katie on for birthday banger just then, whose song was California Girls' Katy Perry. Katie has stuck around. Katie, not only was your birthday banger by Katy Perry, what's the other coincidence that's just happened? So, Toy Year was written by my family. Are you kidding me, Katy? Yeah, legit. I'm pretty sure he's my nana's cousin, but it was written by a guy called Dalvanius Prime.

Yeah. And yeah, it's my family. No way. Oh, look at me. I just got goosebumps. You legit got goosebumps. I just had a shiver go up my spine. No way. Oh, look at me. I just got goosebumps. You legit got goosebumps. I just had a shiver go up my spine.

That is incredible. I'm super happy you chose that one instead of my actual birthday banger. Yeah, so are we. What are the odds, Katie? Would you say Delvanious

was your granddad? No, no, no. I think he's my nana's cousin. Oh, far out. Cool family. Hey, awesome. Okay, hey, thank you for sharing that with us as well.

That just makes it so much cooler. So cool. No worries. Oh, good. All right. Oh, that out. Cool family. Hey, awesome. Okay, hey, thank you for sharing that with us as well. That just makes it so much cooler. So cool. No worries. Oh, good. All right. Oh, that's good. That's why I love Birthday Banger. See?

It's gems like that. There you go. Brie and Clint on ZM. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. We're on a quest to find love on this show,

and our bisexualer, Annalise, has already begun dating. You saw the three boys, you dated them. I think you know who's going home. I actually don't know. Well, make up your mind quick, because you're dumping one on Friday, okay? That's ages away. That's plenty of time. It's not about the boys tonight.

It's all about the ladies. You haven't seen them. You've barely heard anything of these girls. Are you ready to hear all about them? I'm ready to hear everything. Now, you are bisexual but you've never been in a true relationship with a woman before, yeah? No. Does that mean you're more nervous about tonight than you were about the boys one?

Well, I feel that because I know what happened on Monday and I think the same thing is going to happen tonight. I'm not as nervous because I know where I'll be. But now I feel like once I hear them, that's when the nerves will kick in and I'll start to... Makes it a whole lot more real. Get a little bit of sweaty hands.

Well, you won't see them just yet. Everybody else can see them. The video's on our Facebook page right now of all the girls talking about themselves. We're going to play you them talking now and you get to see them in half an hour. Are you ready to hear? Just a bit of a warning. They've got a whole lot of personality.

Oh, gosh. So keep that in mind. I think it's a good thing, though. It's a good thing. It's a good thing? It's a good thing. Are you ready to hear Bailey? Yeah.

Let's go ahead. Bachelorette number one. Hey, I'm Bailey. I'm 22. I'm 22. I'm a group fitness instructor, and I'm here today and lace the bisexualer. What I'm looking for in a partner is someone that I can completely trust,

someone to have fun with, and someone that will always be there for me. My first sexual encounter with a woman would have been seven years ago. My most recent sexual encounter with a woman would have been two years ago. My non-negotiable for me in a relationship would be snoring because I require a lot of sleep. I'm not opposed to kissing on the first date, but I'm not going to go try get up in a grill or anything.

Ooh, Bailey. I mean, first things first, are you a snorer? No, definitely not. Well, you're in the clear. What did you think of Bailey? She sounds really cool. She's got a cool voice, eh? Yeah. Is there anything else we want to give her about Bailey? I don't know. Bailey to me is like, you look at her and you're like,

oh, she's so innocent, but then she's really not. Oh, gosh. What about the fitness instructor bit? That's really cool. Yeah?. What about the fitness instructor bit? That's really cool. I'm like not overly fit so maybe she can help me out. So you're looking for a trainer and a girlfriend? She's going to work for you. Two birds one stone.

Okay, you ready for another date? Here comes Bachelorette number two. Hi, I'm Kim. I'm 20 years old and I study acting and I'm here to date Annalise the bisexualer. The two things I look for in a partner are a good sense of humour and a nice face doesn't hurt. I've seen the video of Annalise and I think she's really cute, she seems like a really nice girl. In the weekends I like to binge Netflix and bake.

My dream date would be going to a nice dinner, watching a movie, and then having a good night afterwards. I have been in love before. It went for two years and ended about six months ago. We still care for each other very much, but it just wasn't the right thing for us. My one non-negotiable in a date is they have to have a sense of humour.

If we're not laughing, we're not having a good time, and I'm not interested. That's Kim. How hot is Kim's voice? Is that both? It's a really nice voice. She's got a hot voice. And she's an actress as well.

She's an actress. An actress who likes to bake. Food, I presume. Hopefully. She's really well-spoken, Kim, isn't she? Well, I guess because she's an actor, like she kind of has to be anyway.

Good projection. You could have her run her lines. Yep. Maybe practice some other scenes. Are you ready for Bachelorette number three? Yep. Here we go. Hi, I'm Jade.

I'm 25. I'm head of digital at a production company, and I'm here to date the Bicenturist. I've seen Annalise, and I've actually already insta-stalked her. I think she looks like a cross between a Karashi and a Hadid and I'm ready to kind of, you know, maybe cause a little bit of trouble with her. When it comes to the first date and kissing, I'll probably be very nervous but enjoy it, I hope.

I hope she enjoys it too, if it happens. An interesting fact about me, I'm left-handed but because we live in a right-handed person's world, I've become ambidextrous so I do everything with my right hand except right. I've got a number of tattoos, most of them rude. One of them is a Henry Matisse piece

with some Japanese bondage on it. You know, you'll have to wait to see me in person to check out the rest. That's Jade! She spoke about her tattoo and the did you know what that is? The tattoo and the head rimadim. Did you know what that is? The what?

The head rimadim piece. Did you know what it was? It's Henri Matisse. Yeah, what's that? The artist. Like, hey, well, you've got that in common with Jade. You guys are fancy. Clint and I, on the other hand, uncultured.

Yeah. That was Jade. How do you feel about Jade? She sounds really, really cool. A lot of fun. So we've got Bailey, the fitness instructor. Yep. We've got Kim, the actress, and we've got Jade, the fiery one.

Yep. Oh, there's so much. I'm guessing the fiery one is the one where my sister was like, she doesn't need another one of those in her life. Yeah, but who doesn't like a big personality? Who did you think was the fiery one out of those three? Like the one most energetic and like enthusiastic through that was Jade. Yeah, the last one.

Yeah, the last one was Jade. Yeah. Okay. You have another half an hour to do whatever you want to do. I don't know if you want to finish getting ready or whatever because you will be able to see each other at 5.40. We're going to reveal the girls to you

behind a glass wall. You won't be able to talk to them but you'll see them. Okay. Good luck. Thank you. See you soon.

Bree and Clint, this is the bisexualer. Bree and Clint on ZM. We are trying to give away a trip to Melbourne to meet Usher. It's with the Friday Jams Live Swap Shop.

You swap us something, we give you Friday Jams Live tickets and on Friday, the something, we give you Friday Jams Live tickets. And on Friday the best thing gets a bonus prize of that trip to Melbourne to meet Usher. It's huge. Yesterday someone offered us a car. We took it. We took it. Listen to this. Shaylee,

what are you going to give us? A Toyota Vitz. A Toyota Vitz. It's a car. Oh, a car? You're actually going to give us a car. Yep. Do you own it? Yes, I do. Are you serious? I mean, if you've given us a car.

You've got the Friday Jams tickets, though, if the car's legit. Is it legit? It is legit. It was legit. But overnight, they've had a change of heart, which is really unfortunate because we had our hearts set on that car. I was planning to do some big things with that car. That means we do have double Friday Jams Live tickets to give away today.

We gave them away for a kayak earlier. We already have a surfboard. Let's see if we can get something not marine-based. All right, let's do it. Let's go to the phones. What are they willing to swap? Hi, Sarah. What do you got?

Hey, guys. How are you? phones. What are they willing to swap? Hi, Sarah. What do you got? Hey, guys. How are you? Good. What have you got for us? Okay. What about a full set of golf clubs? Dick and Hannah, unfortunately, but they're very good golf clubs. I have been wanting to get into golf.

Okay. Golf clubs. Not too bad. Plus Lydia Ko's autograph on a hat and a flag. Oh, some Lydia Ko merchandise as well. What brand are the golf clubs? Ping. Okay.

Okay. Not bad. I don't mind that. I don't know much about golf clubs. Do you play golf? No. But my brother-in-law has been hounding me to get him some golf clubs.

Well, I don't play golf either, but only because I don't have any clubs. Hey, Matt, what have you got for us? Hey, guys. I've got some tickets to the rugby game on the Mitre 10 Cup next Sunday. Oh, Mitre 10 Cup. We've got Friday Jams, man. We've got Usher.

Who's in that? Who's playing? Auckland and North Harbour. No. No? Yeah, I think it's a no. Did you want to double down? Did you want to increase your offer at all? I can't think of anything else I can offer, unfortunately. No, I think it's a no. Did you want to double down? Did you want to increase your offer at all?

I can't think of anything else I can offer. No, that's okay. No, I got what he was trying to do. Tickets for tickets. Yeah, tickets for tickets. I get that. Yeah. Sweetass. Lucy, what are you going to give us for two tickets to Friday Jams Live?

Hi, guys. So I've got a flat screen TV. Yes. Oh, this is what I'm talking about. How big? It's between 45 and 50, but I thought I should just mention one thing. It is my 21st birthday today, and I've been wanting to go to Friday Jams for ages, ever since I first heard about it last year, and it would be the best birthday present on my

21st birthday. Right, so you're offering us a TV and a guilt trip. Is that correct? Maybe a little bit. Yeah, no, I like it. No, I need to ask her, how old's the TV? I got it recently. Oh, so it's a recent TV.

Yeah. Very interesting. Hang there, Lucy. Very interested. Mackenzie, hi. Hi, Matt. Hi, I crashed my Subaru Impreza last week and I'm willing to give up the keys of it.

So technically, you're willing to give us a car. Well, you can take the keys. It's got a nice pink key on it. Hang on, you're not even giving us the car. You're just giving us the key. Well, you can take it if you want, but good luck. How bad is it? Upside down in the water. Oh, right. Oh, right, okay. Well, we do take it if you want, but good luck. How bad is it? Upside down in the water.

Oh, right. Oh, right. Okay. Well, we do have that kayak, so we could paddle out and get it. I could jump on the surfboard that we've already got. You get in the kayak. McKenzie. God.

Okay, no, wait there. Gemma. Gemma. What are you going to swap? I've got two options. So I've got a Nintendo Wii that I could give you. Ooh. Ooh.

Or there's only one game in it and it's only a fitness game. I've sold all the other games. Oh, no. Yeah. But they're cheap, though. Or I've got a Sparple. Um. Um.

A Wii or a Sparple. What? The Sparple, I'll just let you know, is probably about 10 years old or something. I got it gifted from me from my dad. Does it work? It does work. There's one jet that shoots, doesn't shoot, well, it shoots out the water, but it doesn't do its thing. That's only one jet, though.

The rest of them are fine. Wait, is it a blow-up or is it like an actual legit spa? An actual legit spa. Producer Ben, if we take the spa pool, Wait, is it a blow-up or is it like an actual legit spa? An actual legit spa. Producer Ben, if we take the spa pool, can we keep it at your house? Yep. Yes! But, like, you know, like, I mean, you've got to remember it's 10 years old and so, I mean, it needs a little bit of, like, a polish or something on the outside. Where do you live?

In Levin. Oh, shit. Okay, all right, wait there, wait there. Man, we started so strong. We had a surfboard and a car. Now what do we got? We need to deliberate. So we've got the golf clubs secondhand.

Yeah. We've got the tickets to the minor 10 cup. Yeah. We've got the 45 to 50 inch TV. That's fairly new. Yeah. We've got the crash car. Yeah.

And we've got a rotten spa. Or a rotten spa. I want the golf clubs. But because And we've got a rotten spa. Or a rotten spa. I want the golf clubs. But because actually I think I'll use them. Yeah, but... No, we don't get to keep the items. What?

What are we going to do with them? Weren't we going to do something else with them? Oh. Well, you choose one then. So you want the golf clubs? Yeah. I think the TV's the best.

Fine. No, no, no. Not fine. I think the producers should weigh in on Fine. No, no, no, not fine. I think the producers should weigh in on this. What item are we taking for Friday Gems live tickets, guys? What was it down to? The golf clubs or the TV, is that right? Yeah.

We don't know how old the golf clubs are. It's got to be TV. It's got to be the TV. Fine. It's her birthday. Lucy. Oh, my God. I'm so happy.

You have no idea. You've got the tickets, girl. Oh, you guys are amazing. You're in the draw to go to Melbourne to meet Usher as well. You'll find out on Friday if you get that. But we will see you at Friday Jams Live, okay? Okay, see you there. Oh, I'm so happy for her.

Happy birthday. Thank you. Not a bad result. Oh, I'm so happy for her. Happy birthday. Thank you. Not a bad result. Pretty good. And we get a TV. How recent is recent though? That's the only thing. Yeah. Someone who's not performing at Friday Jams Live, but I think would go down a treat

if she did, is Anika Moore. I love her. She has a new album coming out this Friday. It's called Anika Moore. She has a tour. And she also has a new album coming out this Friday It's called Anika Moore She has a tour And she also has a brand new series of her television show Anika Moore Unleashed Yeah So good

That show is very good The one with Paula Bennett Paula Benefit Paula Benefit Oh my god I died laughing Can I call you Paula Benefit? Do you think that Paula knows that Anika's taking the piss out of her in that show?

Yeah, I think so. But I think Paula's smart enough to know that it's good for her too. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Instant cool points. Like cool with the kids. Yeah. Sort of counters the Simon Bridges effect.

Exactly. We had Anika in earlier in the week just to record some stuff. And you're about to hear some of that. She's going to do one of your hashtag girl problems. Yeah. Before we play it, Anika, we'd follow Anika. She gave it everything. If you haven't heard the segment hashtag girl problems,

it's where we usually get guys from around the office to voice some of the girl problems that I think, I mean, I have, and I'm pretty sure a lot of the other ladies have. Anika put her flavour on it. We would have been happy with just a good... Straight Anika Moa. Straight Anika Moa voice would have been great. She goes into some voices that...

Look, you may recognise some of them, but yeah. Anything else you want to say? No, that's it. Here it is. Anika Mowa, hashtag girl problems. Who gave the Browards name? It should be called a boobie present

or a teddy hammock. Hashtag girl problems. Have you ever been on a date and five minutes into it you think I put makeup on for this? Egg. Hashtag girl problems.

I've officially now lasered every hair from my entire body from the eyebrows down. I'm like a sexual slippery dip. Hashtag girl problems. Today one of my guy friends complained about his legs being sore from leg day. I said, come back to me when you've had to squeeze an eight pound watermelon out of you and then we can talk. Hashtag girl problems. Hashtag Helen Clark.

Hashtag you win. Everybody hurts sometimes. That last one really would hurt. And to be fair, she does a very good Helen Clark. Doesn't she? And to be fair, she's pregnant. Helen? No, Anika.

Oh. So she kind of... That makes a bit more sense. Yeah. Hey, Helen might be too. You never know. Eh, probably not. New album, Anika Moore, this Friday.

Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. I think I'm more excited than Annalise right now. It's all coming to a head. Anne-Lise is our bisexual bachelorette who is dating six guys,

no, three guys, six guys. Settle down, mate. Three guys, three girls, six people at once. You've dated half of them, the boys, and tonight you'll get to date the girls who you've heard but not seen, yeah? Yeah. So we've got Bailey, the fitness instructor. We've got Kim, the actress, and we've got Jade, the fitness instructor we've got Kim, the actress and we've got

Jade, the fiery one to round out the girls. Are you ready to see what they look like? Yeah. They are currently standing behind a soundproof window there's a blind down at the moment we will raise that blind and one by one you'll get to see the girls

who can hear you by the way out there Oh they can hear this time, they can hear you but we can't talk to them. You can't hear them you'll get to see the girls who can hear you, by the way, out there. Oh, they can hear this time. They can hear you, but we can't talk to them. Okay. You'll get 10 seconds just to, I don't know, look. And then we drop the blind. First one. Let's do it.

Raise that blind. Hey, I'm Bailey. I'm 22. I'm a group fitness instructor. And I'm here today and date and lace the bisexual. Hi. Oh, they can hear us. That's right.

Hey, Bailey. Oh, yeah. Show some back. She's all dressed up for a date. How good does she look? Oh, no. It's a jumpsuit. All right. So take down the blind.

That's it. Okay. Thoughts, feelings? She looks, she's beautiful. She is? Yep. She's beautiful. Yeah, we know.

We nailed it. All right. Bachelorette number two is just about to get into position. The blind has gone down. I think we're about ready. Okay. Here comes Bachelorette number two. Hi, I'm Kim.

I'm 20 years old. And I study acting. And I'm here to date Annalise the Bisexualer. Hi. Hey, Kim. This is the most awkward, like, I feel so awkward. It's weird because they can hear me, but, like, I can't hear them. Drop the blind.

That's it. Bye, Kim. That's the actress. Okay, she's gone now. How do you feel? Oh, I'd say, I think, like, the same thing that happened last week was, like, by the time you saw the second person, that's when it, like, all really hits. Yeah.

You're nervous. And then I'm caught now, like, I'm like all really hits. Yeah. You're nervous. And now I'm really nervous. My hand's like shaking. How sweaty are you on a scale of one to ten? I'm okay today. I remembered to put on deodorant this time. Well, you know what?

That is a great step forward in dates. It's a great step. And by the next date, you'll remember to brush your teeth. Yeah, definitely. Oh, God. You've got to brush your teeth. One more bachelorette. Here comes bachelorette number three, raise that blind. Hi, I'm Jade.

I'm 25. I'm head of digital production. I love what you're wearing. I'm head of dating bisexuality. She looks amazing. She looks like a sexy circus ringleader. She's got style for days. That's it.

That's all you get of Jade. She didn't like my review. She pulled the fingers at me. Bye, Jade. I see what you mean by the fiery one. Yeah, she got personality for those. They all do, actually. Yeah.

Now that you've seen them, how are you feeling about your dates? I feel bitter, but I can just feel in my face that I'm nervous for this one. You literally don't even know what's going on. I don't know what to say. They had some hot tamales. They look good for the dates. They look really, really good. How do you think Bree and I did as far as...

I think you did really well. We nailed it. I think we did too. I think there is a great group of people out there for you to date tonight. If you want to go and see these girls, if you want to see Kim, Jade or Bailey, you can see them on our Instagram right now. Yeah, go to the Instagram page or you can head to our Facebook as well. All the

stuff is there. A video of the girls speaking and talking and everything is on the page. You can have a look. Unless you go finish getting ready, okay? Whatever you need to do, have a glass of wine, whatever you need to do to chill yourself out before your speed date. Go brush your teeth. I have. I want to talk to you about up before your speed dates. Go brush your teeth. I have. Brie and Clint on ZM.

I want to talk to you about a life hack. Oh, I love a life hack. That someone has done, a German person has done, a German 28-year-old has done. Okay. Girl. Yep. Which has meant she hasn't paid any rent since the year 2014.

Oh, hell yeah. Bring me in on this. Her name is Carolyn Pilgrath, although she's German, so I think it might be Carolyn Pilgrath. Wait, sorry, I didn't catch that. What was it? Carolyn Pilgrath. Got it that time. And she quit her job in 2014 and started travelling.

Oh, that's the drain. She has money to do it because she doesn't spend any of it on rent. The trick is she signed up to a website. I thought you were going to say she sleeps with someone different every night. She sleeps somewhere different every night. How? She signed up to a website. Not couch surfers.

Called trustedhousesitters.com. Brilliant. And for the last four years, she has managed to have a different house to sit in a different country wherever she's chosen to be consecutively. What a genius.

So she goes from country to country. She does it at home too when she's back in Deutschland, Germany. She'll do it there. But mostly overseas. She lives in Australia now and is still house sitting. So the benefits are obvious

Doesn't pay any rent She also gets full use Of their vehicles Most of them What if they have animals Most of them have cats and dogs Yes That's for me

That need feeding and patting Plus she gets to go through their stuff That's the best bit Use their perfume Look in that little drawer That's beside their bed Because That's the best bit. Use their perfume. Look in that little drawer that's beside their bed because you know that's where everyone keeps their best stuff. Sanitise that stuff. Yeah, but you know,

because you're a real glimpse into the person whose bed you're sleeping in. Yeah, you'll have a look. Do you think that, I mean, it's obviously genius, but is it like... I have a really similar life hack. Yeah. And I've never talked about this on the radio and I don't know whether I want to share this or not.

Okay. On Saturdays... Oh, no. This is my life hack. Yeah. On Saturdays, I've done this mostly in the summertime and I've done this here in Auckland. God, I'm nervous for what you're about to say.

I will look up, it's not that bad, don't worry. I will look up really, really expensive house listings. Yeah. I will go to the open homes and I will eat the platter of food that they put out at open homes. Because I'm telling you, the really like $2.8 million houses, mate, I went to one, they had a barista there. There was a whole coffee machine in the house.

Why do they let you in? You are clearly not the sort of person who's in the market for a $2.8 million house. I invite my really hot gay friends. It looks like we're a couple. And then I just talk with a posh accent. Oh, does it have eight bedrooms? Oh, seven.

We're not in the market for seven. Let me grab a croissant on the way out. I'll get a croissant on the way out. Brie and Clint on ZM. I promised you a story about the most horrific sporting injury you'll hear. And I think I'm about to deliver. God, it must be good. So this has happened at the Ryder Cup, which is a golf tournament.

And it hasn't happened to a player. It's happened to a spectator. I'm thinking golf ball to the nuts. Yeah, you're thinking hit by a stray golf ball, right? Yeah. They were hit by a stray golf ball, but they got hit in the face. The golf ball comes down, clocks him in the eye.

The person... What, was he looking up to the sky? Yeah, I guess to see where the ball was coming from. Balls come down, hit him in the eye. The person's eye has exploded. A what?

The eyeball itself, the impact of the golf ball has caused the eyeball to explode. That's... What? That's not funny. No, it's not funny. Can that happen? This is the commentators when it happened.

He's just up by the green, but not on the green. We know this man's got the power. Pulled it. Oh, hit someone in the green. We know this man's got the power. Pulled it. Oh, hit someone in the gallery. Hit someone on the knee and it'll be an easy chip. Lots of green to work with. Okay, didn't hit them on the knee.

Hit them in the eyeball. Also, the commentator's straight on to focusing on how good the person's next shot's going to be. So this person gets hit in the face and their eyeball's gone. I, honestly, I'm done for today. I can't. They are now suing the golf competition. Here's the thing. I've always thought that some

of the dumbest people in the world are people who stand on the side of golf courses and watch golf. Because you've got no guarantee. Have you played golf before? Yeah, you don't know where it's going. You've got no idea where it's going. And it's not that easy to see either. They pack them in there and they're bunched up on the side of the golf course.

There's nowhere to go. There's nowhere to go. There's literally duck for cover. Yeah. And then they've looked up and they've waited for the golf ball to come down and then straight in the eyeball, pop, there goes the eyeball. Oh, my God. I thought you were going to say, pop goes the weasel.

You know the only spectators that are dumber than golf spectators? Who? Have you seen those people that go to watch the World Rally? Oh, those people. Oh, my God. What is wrong with those people? Literally cars going over 200 kilometres an hour and they're standing right where they're about to drive.

On dirt. Idiots. On dirt. And they're standing on the grass bank. Oh, what could go wrong? And you see those videos of the car flipping over the person. And people running out of the way. You know who does that?

Who? My dad and my brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, they think it's great. Bree and Clint on ZM. What are your thoughts on the girl from Dr. Phil, Cash Me Outside, How About That? Cash Me Outside, How About That? I think she is doing really well

to turn her 15 minutes of fame into a legitimate business. Mate, she is milking it for all it's worth and she's doing a great job. I'm not too sure how to pronounce the name that she now goes under as her rap name. Bad Baby. Bad Baby. See, I for a long time thought it was Bad Barbie

but then our producer Ellie today has told us it's Bad Baby. It's spelt like Bahad Bahibi. It's spelt like Bahad Bahibi. It's spelt like Bahad Bahabi. Bahad Bahabi. Anyway, she's now a rap artist, and I mean, she's coming to New Zealand. I saw this today. This is big news. Yes, she announced, I think it was yesterday,

that she's doing a tour of Australia and New Zealand. She'll be here December 15th. Delinquent teenagers who hate their parents, save up your pocket money because this is the concept for you. Legit. You know she's only 15? Still. So she was 13 when that whole thing

went viral on Dr. Phil. She's now 15. Well then, you know what? She's doing even better for herself. I mean, I was still picking my nose and playing on the tramp when I was 15. Mate, I wasn't doing much when I was 15. You know she won the 2018 Billboard Music Award nomination for top rap female artist? Yeah, I hope she gets a Grammy.

I hope she gets a Grammy just to stick it to all the music snobs who go, we know what real music is, and to have real music you need guitars. Oh, God. You need a degree in music. Or you can just go on Dr. Phil and get a bit of momentum. And then just make a song out of it.

You know the song she released, Gucci Flip Flop? Yes. I've grabbed a piece of that and then to play it on radio legit the amount of swear words that are coming out of this 15 year old's mouth. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. But we've had to beep all the swear words. Okay. by the way i love gucci flip-flop have a listen good gucci flip-flops hit your massage this is Why'd you beat Restwatch?