ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 4th 2018

Episode Date: October 4, 2018

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Zed-M! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-M's Brie and Clint! Woo! G'day everybody! How you going? Brie and Clint, good afternoon!

How are you going? How are you going, mate? No, how are you? No, but mate, I've been wondering all day. How are you going? I'm bloody good. We are running on very little sleep because we have been up all night dating women. Why are you keep saying that?

I'm just going with it now. We haven't. Last night, Bree and I dated four different women. It was a good time. That was a fantastic time. Great time.

One of them was our bisexual Anne-Lise and the other three were just other women who wanted to date her. It was a good time. Anne-Lise, the bisexual,

dated the three girls for the first time last night. And things got saucy. Yeah, they did. We're going to play you everything that happened in those dates very shortly, like in five minutes. But just before we do, a refresher. Maybe you're new to this. Maybe you missed meeting the girls yesterday.

Maybe you don't listen to us every single minute of the day. Like we think. Yeah, that's kind of okay. These are the girls, yeah? These are the girls she dated last night. Hey, I'm Bailey. I'm 22. I'm a group fitness instructor, and I'm here to date and lace the bisexualer.

My non-negotiable for me in a relationship would be snoring because I require a lot of sleep. Hi, I'm Jade. I'm 25. I'm head of digital at a production company and I'm here to date the bisexualer. I've got a number of tattoos. Most of them rude. One of them is a Henry Matisse piece with some

Japanese bondage on it. And, you know, you'll have to wait to see me in person to check out the rest. Hi, I'm Kim. I'm 20 years old and I study acting. And I'm here to date Annalise the bisexualer. The two things I look for in a partner are a good sense of humour and a nice face doesn't hurt.

Those are our girls. Bailey, Kim and Jade all had a speed date with Annalise the Bisexualer last night. You can hear exactly what happened after Lowe. This is I Like Me Better. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, Zit Im. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Last night, Anne-Lise the bisexualer finally dated

the three ladies we'd lined up for. Oh, finally, Anne-Lise. Can you date some ladies? It was great to have a bit of a change. Yeah, we thought so too. Last night was exciting. Last night was fun. Last night was great. It went really well. Yeah, you seem real positive about last night. Oh, I feel really good after those dates, you know?

A bit more fun? I don't mean to throw a bit of shade on the boys, but they've got a bit of competition. Would you say pick your game up? What? Would you say pick your game up? Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

I'm so excited to hear. Let's just do it, okay? Let's just play this. This happened last night. We got you to speed date three girls. Yeah, so there's Kim. No, there's Bailey, Kim and Jade. Bailey, the fitness instructor.

Kim, the actress. And Jade, the one we've dubbed the fiery one. Let's hear what all went down last night. The boys' dates were done and dusted. It was time for Anne-Lise to date some sheilas. Fitness instructor Bailey was up first. Cue spandex. Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. I'm Bailey. Oh, how's it even? How's it going? Good. The sunshine was so nice.

It was such a beautiful day today. Yep. Yeah. Ooh, cue that awkward generic weather chat. In a relationship, would you describe yourself as more a pitcher or a catcher? What does that even mean? I don't understand that. It's like give it or take it.

Oh, okay. I'm a pitcher and a catcher. Biggest turn off and biggest turn on? Biggest turn off would probably be like smell. Like if you don't smell. Like bad B. probably be like smell like if you don't like yeah like if you don't smell good it's an instant life and then biggest turn on i'm just huge on people that have big hearts and i'm okay like caring so what's like your favorite tv show at the moment like what are you watching at the moment on Netflix? Oh, I actually really love Grace and Frankie. I love that.

It's so sweet. It's so much, they're so cute. Yeah, so sweet. I like binged a whole season in one day. Oh my God, I love Pretty Little Lies. No, I love Pretty Little Lies. Oh my God, I don't even watch anything because we're probably gonna hook up

during Netflix and chill. Anyway. It's been lovely meeting you. Lovely to meet you too. Hopefully I'll see you again. Yeah. We'll see you again. Yeah, vaginas!

Up next was the actress, lights camera Kim. Nice to meet you finally. Nice to meet you too. I had a little bit too much wine possibly. All right, Kim, don't blame your awkwardness on the one drink that you have. Are you, like, big on food? Oh, I don't stop eating. Really?

I'm actually kind of like that, too. You've got more than a burger. I'll have it. You can have it? Yeah. Couple goals. Oh, yeah, stage five pleasure. Okay, so you're an actress.

How will they know if your fake is fake? Um, I don't. But, I mean, in the bedroom especially, I haven't got time to, like, lie about it. Yeah, I'm like, hey, it's not quite working. Oh, yeah, no, I've never lied about that either. I've never faked it. Ever.

In our green room during our show. Yeah. And we were just asking the guys as they came into the room, we were like, what's the weirdest thing you've seen during sex? Oh yeah, I like girls to call me Daddy. If someone ever asked me to say that, I'd be like, nah, I'm out. Bye. So yeah, I'm gone.

And just like Gone With The Wind, so was Kim, because she's an actress and it's a movie, Gone With The Wind. Anyway. Strap yourself in because it's about to get saucy. Jay, the fiery one, is up next. Hi.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Great, thank you. Good. Where's the wine? Like, luckily, one of my best friends actually works for a wine company,

so there's always, like always wine on the go. Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. So are you more of a lights on or lights off kind of guy? It's a mood thing. Sometimes you want to do it with the lights on and you're like, I want to see your face. Otherwise you're just like, no, I'm ugly but look at me. Have you or would you ever get a tattoo of a partner?

Probably for a laugh, yeah. My number one rule is no tattoos. Like, no tattoos. Sorry, okay, being honest. Oh gosh. Oh, do you have a tattoo of a vagina? I do, yeah. I do, it's on my ankle.

Oh, then they're like, where? ankle wow I thought it'd be a laugh I thought was a leaf it first nope definitely a vagina thank you I think putting up with my no it's great I'd like to write that date based just on that last laugh. Sounds like a winner to me. There you go. That's what it sounds like when the bisexual meets three women for the first time and it's a speed date them all. How was that listening back to what happened last night? It was, oh, I don't know.

Like, it was, I'm like, I don't remember half of it because I feel like everything was going so well that it's kind of just like, just gone straight up over my, I don't even know what to say. Like, I don't even know what to say. Oh, you're flustered. You're flustered. Yeah, we'll give you a second to compose yourself

because we want to come back and we want to know for real where you're at, where your head's at because there's an elimination tomorrow. If you listen to that and you've been following the bisexual through our Facebook or through the show or anything like that, if you have advice for Anne-Lise, text it to us now on 9696. You can also call us on 0800DIALZM and just have your say. Try and help her with her hard decision tomorrow.

I think Anne-Lise needs some help, and you guys would know best if you're following what that advice is. How are you feeling after listening back to what happened last night? Looking back on it, I feel like they went really well. They were like,

they were very, I don't want to use the word productive, but you know, things were achieved. It was like, it was achieved well. We reached goals. We met targets.

The KPI of the dates was reached. There's a video coming out of these dates by the way this afternoon so you'll get to see exactly how everything

played out. Before we ask you we're sort of asking people who are listening because they're on this journey with you. Like people are invested in your love life

and so do you have advice because yesterday tomorrow you've got to dump two people. You've got to dump a boy and a girl. It's a big day tomorrow. Yeah. And so do you have advice? Because tomorrow you've got to dump two people. You've got to dump a boy and a girl. Yeah, it's a big day tomorrow. I'm so nervous for you.

Yeah, so any advice that people have got? People have come through on the text machine. One person said, dump them all and come date me. Right? Someone said, FYI, I'm Tom's cousin. He's a catch. Oh. Yeah, but if you're related, of you're gonna talk up you're gonna be

biased on that one yeah i feel like my cousins would talk me up my cousins would definitely not do that and then the last one says female intuition is amazing trust it and use it true that okay so where are you at where's your heart at what are you feeling at the moment? I know who's going. So you, wait, wait. So two people are going home tomorrow. Yeah. Do you right now know who both of those people are? Yes.

Well, that's good. Yeah. It's just the actual doing part that might be a bit harder. I'm going to be so awkward for that. What do you think? I think I know who's going home too. Me too. But we see all the behind the scenes stuff.

Bree and I are on the same page. Yeah, you see a little bit more than me. We promise we won't ask you. Because I don't think that's fair. I don't think it's fair to bring anybody in here tomorrow like lambs to the slaughter if we already know. Oh, so they're coming in tomorrow? They will be here tomorrow. Yeah.

You'll have to dunk them to their face. Okay. It's just like on The Bachelor. Yeah. It'll be fine. You'll have a selection process. Do I get a roast? Yes.

To people? Yeah, you do. Yeah. We've got Mitch on the phone. Hey, Mitch. Hello? Yeah, hey, man. You want to talk to Annalise?

What are you feeling? I'm just listening to it on the way home, and Anne-Lise sounds like she's pretty switched on, and I reckon go with your gut instinct, you know? I think you know what you want, and first impression will suit you well. Yeah, yeah, that's good advice, I think. That is good advice.

Thank you for that, too. Okay. I think you're doing good. You got it. Thank you. Thanks, Mitch. So long as you don't, as long as you haven't decided

who's going to win the whole competition yet, too, because we've got lots more dates in store for you. Yeah, have. So long as you don't, as long as you haven't decided who's going to win the whole competition yet too. No. Because we've got lots more dates in store for you. Yeah, have you decided that? No, I haven't. Yeah, I didn't think you had either. I think you need a bit more. Ten minutes with someone.

Like, yeah, it's not enough time to get to know someone. And like, if I'm going on a trip with them, it's like, I need to know this person too. That's right. Because at the end of all this, you win a trip overseas and you have to pick someone to take with you. Yeah, that's like a lot of people

have been telling me like, oh, pick this person. You're going to pick this person. I was like, I mean, sure, but like at the same time, like I don't even know who they are. You're going to share a hotel room with them at the end of this competition.

Yeah. You've got to go on an international flight with them. Yeah. And don't let your friends influence you because they haven't been or met any of these people. No.

But if you want to influence Anne-Lise, she is looking at the comments on all the videos. So you can go and comment on our Facebook and Instagram. Yeah, and if you want to decide if you think you know who's going home, I think the Girls Date video that's going up tonight will probably be a good indication. Yeah, there you go. Bree and Clint on Zit-In. Do you ever

reminisce about when you grew up in the 90s? Yeah. They were good times, mate. Oh, a simpler time. They were a simpler time. When the only device you were checking was a Tamagotchi. Or a Game Boy. Oh! How good was a Game Boy?

How good's Pokemon on Game Boy? Oh, Pokemon Blue. That was me. How shit were the Game Boy printers? But still cool that you could get them. Still great. And when they brought out a camera for Game Boy, and the picture looked like you'd been burnt to a crisp.

It was just printed on that receipt paper. But you'd always be like, whoa. Whoa, this is technology. So cool. And then you unplug the camera and you plug in the printer. What about that other thing where you took the photo and it would print it out in a tiny, tiny miniature sticker of you? Oh, yeah.

What was that? Yeah, and you'd stick them on the wall and stuff. Yeah. Oh, the 90s.. Oh the 90s. Well, an article's been done about how kids growing up these days aren't going to have the fun that you and I would have had in their

lunchbox. Yeah, because the world's going to be over. Oh no, what? Oh, not that grim. Because things are so like, you know, food conscious and healthy and what preservatives are in your food and all that stuff. Oh, and you can't take any nuts to school because Gavin, he's got an allergy. Yeah, bloody Gavin, ruin it for the rest of us.

But I'm meant to be having a peanut slab for lunch. Yeah, you know, those type of things. Yeah. And I thought we could reminisce, maybe say goodbye. Can you still take sandwiches? Because what if the gluten-free kid touches that? You can't have peanut butter. Yep, that'd be a no-no

if someone had a peanut butter sandwich on full gluten white bread. They'd send in a SWAT team. Warning! Warning! Gluten! Gluten! Gluten detected! Should we say goodbye to a few lunchbox favourites from the 90s? Yep, that's what we're going to do today. I think we should say goodbye to a few of them.

Because the kids these days won't be getting them. Yeah, we'll do it properly and we'll memorialize them using the classic James Blunt song, Goodbye My Lover, Goodbye My Lunchbox. Let's start off with Dunkaroos. Oh, yeah. Are you ready? Ready, yeah.

Oh, goodbye my lover, goodbye my... Dunkaroos. You have been the one for me You know, and that just feels right. It's the right way to end it. It feels right. It's a good send-off. Can I give it a go?

Yeah, go on, give it a go. Goodbye, my lover Goodbye, my... Tiny titties. You have been the one for me Tiny titties. They're so tiny oh my god

the choc chip ones I've got another one yeah okay cool roll ups literally sugar in fruit form oh you want sugar how about this one

how about LCM bars in fruit form. Oh, you want sugar. How about this one? How about... Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my... LCM bars. Oh! You have been the one for me. So good. There is so much stuff out there.

There's so many to reminisce on. As an adult now and someone out of school, what do you want to say goodbye to and just memorialise that the next generation, they're never going to know about it. What do you want to say goodbye to and just memorialise? The next generation, they're never going to know about it. They're never going to have

that delight as they open up their lunchbox and there's like five different kinds of processed sugar. And yeah, it was bad for you, but how peaking were you for your whole lunchtime? We're still here. Exactly. We're okay. How do you think you had energy to run around for a whole hour? Good, old-fashioned

white processed sugar. That's what I'm talking about. What 90s lunchbox favourite do you want to say goodbye to this afternoon? Yeah, can I do one more? Go on, one more. Bag of Raro that you tip out onto your hand and then lick directly out of your hand and then suck on your finger and then dip it into the Raro packet

and then on your gums like some kind of Raro crack. Yeah, we get the idea. Yeah, give us a call. 0800-DIAL-ZM. What lunchbox favourite are you saying goodbye to? Or you can text us on 9696. It's kind of sad this afternoon. Yeah, well, we're saying goodbye to some treasures.

Some 90s lunchbox favourites. Some of the snacks that the kids these days will never get to have because there's so many preservatives and MSG in it. Our schools are too healthy. Some of these things, we need to say, we know they still exist, but good luck getting it into a school. Exactly. You've got more luck getting a real lightsaber in.

So this is how we're memorialising them today, okay? I'll do it for you and you give us an example. Right, this is the example. Okay. Miniature microwave pizzas. Oh, the bass was always so chewy. Pizza singles. And actually kind of crap.

Oh, sorry. Still good. The bass was always so chewy. Pizza singles. And actually kind of crap. Oh, sorry. You have been the one for me. Still good. Andre, welcome to the show. Hello. What is your lunchbox memory? What are we saying goodbye to? Oh, sorry.

Sorry, here. Are you going to play it? Yeah. Andre, you're on to it, mate. You're on to it. Andre, what are you doing this afternoon? Can you come and do this job? Yeah, absolutely.

I'll be here shortly. All right, Andre. Here we go doing this afternoon? Can you come and do this job? Yeah, absolutely. I'll be this morning. All right, Andre. Here we go, mate. Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my... Uncooked dry Medji noodles. Oh, you have been the one for me. He's nailed it.

He's got it. You literally shook MSG all over them and bit into them. Then they shriveled up all your insides. I used to burn the corner of your mouth, but hey, it was so good. And then you were so thirsty they shriveled up all your insides. I used to burn the corner of your mouth, but hey, it was so good. And then you were so thirsty because they were just soaking up all your insides, then you had to have a can of Golden Pash.

Oh, exactly. How good's Golden Pash? Calvin, I know what to do this time. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my... Lee Snack.

You have been the one for me. I like how Calvin even pitched it into the right key as well. I love it. Lee snack. I still love a Lee snack now. Never enough crackers. They go well with a beer. Oh, yes.

Delicious, Cal. Lee beer snacks. Okay. April, you ready? Yep, I'm ready. All right, let's do it, April. Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my...

Cece's. Now, you said Cece's, didn't you? Not Speece's. No, Cece's. As in only Cece's is tasty like these? Yes. She's like, yes, you idiot. She's like, just play the thing, please. Chris, we're doing lunchbox memories,

things that kids these days will never get to enjoy at school. We need to say goodbye to these things. Chris, here we go. Are you ready? Juicy, that always used to cut the ends of your lips. You have been the one for me. My school started opening them for us because we were that dumb. Kids were cutting their mouths so much,

they used to cut them open for you. Yeah. R.I.P. to Juicy. Let's go to Cat Cat. Here we go. You ready? Yep. Goodbye, my lover.

Goodbye, my... Rugrats chip. Oh. I have a very, very vague, fleeting memory of a Rugrats chip. That's specific, isn't it? Like it's a very short promotional run, but yeah. They were the crisp, sweet and sour ones. I do remember those. Kids like some real disgusting stuff, eh?

But I remember those being very, very good. You're right. One more. Let's go to Ashley. Hey, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. Here you go.

Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my... Yumbas. Oh, yumbas. You have been the one for me. I literally just saw producer Ellie's eyes light up like she had had that sugar when she was a kid. She was like, yeah.

I haven't thought about a yumba in like a decade. And there's so much good caramel in the middle, man. Like a tiny miniature baked cake with the gooey centre and then the wrapper and then you could fit the whole thing in your mouth in one go. What, like a lava cake? Like a lava cake. A yumba.

Why didn't I live in New Zealand as a kid? What are you guys doing? We had like weird eucalyptus lollies. They were crap. What, wombat biscuits? Oh, we didn't even do animal biscuits. Oh, we could go on forever. Oh, animal ice biscuits.

Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday Oh, animal ice biscuits. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's see what was top of the charts on these people's 16th birthdays. Chantal. Kia ora.

Hello. Hi. What's your birthday? 1st of May, 92. Okay, Chantal, you were 16 in 2008 on the 1st of May, and top of the charts on that day was this. Oh, this one. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry, Chantel. Chantel. Let's start again. It was... Can you do the talking bit again? Okay, cool.

Chantel was 16 in 2008 on the 1st of May, and this is her birthday banger. We only got four minutes to say the word. Hes and this is her birthday banger. After all that, it wasn't even worth it. It's a bad Madonna song. I like this. Chantel, what do you think?

Me and my partner sing this quite a lot to each other. Just very focused. Do you? Yeah. Well, there you go. What's the four minutes in reference to?

Actually, no, don't mention that. Don't say that. That's fine. Vianney. Varnie.. That's fine. Vianney. Varnie. Just Varnie. Varnie. Varnie.

Hey, girl. Hey. What's your birthday? 23rd of October, 91. Okay, Varnie, you were 16 in 2007 on the 23rd of October, and on that day, this was number one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Chrisummy, dummy, dummy, dummy. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Chris Brown, cheers. Kiss, kiss, Chris Brown. Yeah, girl, kiss, kiss. Cheers, Vani, cheers. I'm happy with that one. Nebby Boy Radio, cheers.

Yeah, it's a good one. Banger. She's into it. She's into it. Wait there. Renee, you're up last. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Renee.

Hi, hello. What's your birthday? 28 to December 92, unfortunately. Hey, Renee. Can we Birthday Banger. Hi, Renee. Hi. Hello. What's your birthday? 28th of December, 92 unfortunately. Oh, hey Renee. Can we just connect here for a second? My birthday is early January. How much does it suck? I know. It's just sad.

Let's hope. Hang on, what did you what was your exact birthday again? 28th of December, 92. That's cool. I'll just, because the good thing about that is I'll just combine your Christmas present but a bigger one, bigger Christmas and birthday present. And you know what I hate, Renee? When people go, no, I'll get you two presents, but they both suck because they've spent all

their money. It's never good. Okay, let's see if we can get you a birthday bag for your birthday. Come on, let's see what you get. So you were 16 in 2008 on the 28th of December, and this was number one. You may have a crap birthday, but I think you have a good birthday banger. Oh, you played it.

Oh, thanks, guys. Oh, sorry, did you want the Madonna song? Kind of. No, this is great. Renee's keen. All right. Can me and Renee just vote? Renee, do you vote for Madonna song? Kind of. No, this is great. Renee's keen. All right. Can me and Renee just vote? Renee, do you vote for Poker Face?

Yeah. Me too. Oh, two against one. I love Gaga, so I'm fun. This is Renee's birthday banger, Bree and Clint. Zed him. Zed him.ie and Clint.

It's the winner of Birthday Banger today. It's Lady Gaga and Poker Face. I have regrets. Why? I wanted to hear Madonna. No. Yeah. Music guy Harry's giving me the thumbs up.

I can't even believe that song went to number one ever. That's a banger. Four minutes. No. Yeah. Oh, mate. Look at producer Ellie. She's loving it. I must be remembering it wrong because...

Justin Timberlake was on it. They got kind of weird because it was all sexual between him and Madonna. Remember how she kind of hooks up with every guy she puts on her comeback song? What about when she hooked up with Britney Spears? What about when she hooked up with Drake? That's right. That was recent. Yeah.

All the more power to her. Go, Madonna. Okay. Well, maybe I'm wrong. Missed opportunity. It's the first time for everything. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM's Friday Jams Live.

Top Shop. What are you going to give us in return for two tickets to Friday Jams Live? It goes down on the 18th of November. You can still buy tickets through Ticketmaster. Usher is the headliner and the support acts will blow your minds. Still a secret act yet to be announced, but I've heard it's good. When do we get our secret acts? Soon, I hope. But there's good enough acts do we get our secret acts? Soon, I hope.

But there's good enough acts that you can get tickets already anyway. Salt-N-Pepa, Genuine, Lil... Lil Jon? I was about to say Lil Wayne. Not Lil Wayne. He could be the secret act, though. He could be. What are you going to swap us this afternoon in return for two tickets?

This is the last place in our swap shop. We want four things, and then tomorrow, being Friday, we will choose the best one to win a bonus prize of a trip to Melbourne to meet Usher. That is humongous. You and a friend, tickets, flights, accommodation, you get to meet the man himself. Lots of people offering us services like I'll

mow your lawns or I'll cook you dinner. We can't take that. We need tangible items. We have a surfboard, a kayak and a 45-inch TV. Let's see what we're getting today. First of all with you Chris, what have you got for us? What I have is a whole lot of original McDonald's toys

still in their wrappers dating right back to the late 90s, 2000s. My mum used to buy me an extra one each time I bought a Happy Meal over the years and she put them aside for me and I've got them in my possession. You're going to give us the inheritance that your mum collected for you

in return for two Friday Jams tickets. That's right. How many are we talking, Chris? Oh, we're talking probably about 20 to 30 original McDonald's toys. I mean, this is money. You can't buy stuff anymore. You can buy a surfboard.

You can buy a kayak, a TV. You know, you can't go back in time and buy that. It's a good sell. I wonder how much they're worth. Yeah. Probably, to the right person, probably quite a bit. Probably a bit more than two Friday Jams tickets. My rich uncle back in the day used to

give us McDonald's toys for Christmas. He was a multi-millionaire. We'd open the present and it was a McDonald's toy. I was like, no wonder you're rich, you're so stingy. Bindi, what are you going to give us? Hey, I'm willing to give up pretty much all my bedroom furniture. Ooh. Okay, what are we talking, Bindi?

What have you got? I've got a nice big set of drawers with a massive mirror, two antique sort of cabinets. You got a tall boy? A bed? I don't have a tall boy, and I have to keep my bed. Yeah, all right. I do want a bed.

This sounds like someone who's just been to Freedom and got themselves a new bedroom set and needs us to come and pick up their old stuff. Sarah, what are you going to give us for two Friday Jams tickets? Hey, guys, I rang you today, and I had to go to clubs. And listen, Bree, I knew you weren't sold on it. So I thought, what can I get Bree that will go with the golf clubs? So I went on with the gram, I don't really do the gram, but I had to do it and I tried to get hold of Channing Tatum to play golf with us.

Yeah. How'd you go? Well, I sent him a long message and then I ran out of space and I went to Sean and I was like, oh God. Sent it. I thought, okay, I've got to keep checking if he'd read it, just in case. And then I sent a love heart. I don't know how I did that. And now he will never probably reply. But I did tag you in it.

So I was hoping, I was just praying that he will feel sorry for me. So he might still come through. I like the commitment. I really like the commitment. The commitment's good. Oh my God, I'm so desperate to go to Friday Jams and meet Usher. And for you, Clint, I will add in a golf bag. So I've got a hat. Wait, were the golf clubs coming with no bag beforehand?

Were they just a whole bunch of loose clubs? Yeah, correct. Oh, far out, Sarah. All right, we've got it. Okay. We've got golf clubs, golf bag, and a message to Channing Tatum that he hasn't seen. Love it.

Got it. In a polo shirt. Oh, God. For your brother-in-law. She's trying. An Augusta National, because I work there. A member, like a... A golf membership?

No. Oh, far out. Sarah, wait there. Wait there. I feel like she'll keep going. I'm going to take one more. I'm just going to take one more. One more?

You choose bottom or top. Do you want Shannon or Matt? Shannon. Shannon. Shannon, you're the last one who gets a shot at this. What are you going to give us for two Friday Jams live tickets? I'll give you a $2 scratchy. Oh, Shannon.

Let's go to Matt. Come on. Matt. Matt. Matt. What are you going to give us for two Friday Jams live tickets? You should have gone with Matt first because I will give you a car. No, no. Matt.

We've already been promised a car. And then they took it away. And then they took it back. I am willing to put my name on the line. This is a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. It's a one-owner vehicle. I will deliver it full of fuel. But there is a catch. Yeah. It's an awful vehicle. It's a one-owner vehicle. I will deliver it full of fuel, but there is a catch.

It's an awful vehicle. It's a lemon. It's a nice vehicle, but you have to do something good with it. So whether you have got to pay it forward, which I'm a big believer in, you've got to do something good with it. But I will supply you with a warranted, registered, serviced, full of fuel car. Matt, what are your thoughts on us turning it into a spa? Well, I can probably provide a gas axe to cut the roof off.

Yes. Okay. See, now Matt's a do-it kind of guy. Matt, hold there, okay? A car spa. You know I really want a car spa. I know you do, but that car is a pig. Beautiful offer.

Lovely offer, Matt. But the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante, it's enormous. Is it? Yeah, it's huge. I need to see this car. What do you want? What do you want? I want the car. You want the car. God. And you know why I want it even more? Because Ross came in the other day, Ross Boss, and he goes,

you know how much of a nightmare that is for us to get a car here at Denim? It's going to cost us heaps of money. We don't know where to put it. Okay, Matt. Yes. You'll definitely give us the car? I will definitely give you the car.

Where do you live? I live in Hamilton, but I come up to Auckland twice a week. Matt, you've got yourself two Friday Jam stickers. Yes! The producers are shaking their heads. You guys just got a quarter share in a car, okay? Calm down. We got a car.

We got a car. We think. Don't take it off us, Matt. You're in the joy to go to Melbourne and meet Usher as well, okay? Good luck. Sweet. All right. Producers are shaking their heads.

Where are we going to keep this car? What's wrong, guys? Where are we going to... Oh. What's wrong? It's just a lot of... It's just so hard to deal with. What?

A lot of admin? Yes. Too bad. We got the car. All right. Thanks, guys. Bad attitude. I thought they'd be a bit more excited.

We just got a car. Bree and Clint on ZM. If you've been listening all week, if you've seen our Facebook, you know who it is. We can't say who it is just yet because there's somebody who doesn't know. My mother has been travelling the States for the last three weeks with her twin sister, her sister, the whole family. Yeah, the whole lot. She got back last night and I feel like this is something we need to tell her.

Mama Di, good afternoon. Good afternoon, guys. How are you going? Good. How's you going? Good. How was your trip? Oh, it was fantastic. We had the best time ever. You named it, we did it.

Did you go to strip club? No, we went to Stardust. Does that count? No. No, that doesn't count. Don't ask my mum that. That's weird. Is it fair to say, Mum and Di,

that you've probably missed a couple episodes of the Bree and Clint show over the last few days? Oh, I've missed two and a half weeks. Yeah, that's okay. That's okay because we've got a surprise for you. Yeah, we need to update you on something, Mum. Something quite big has happened in my life, Mum. Oh, okay.

Now, are you sitting down? Yes, I'm sitting down. I'm pregnant. Oh, Brianna. I'm just kidding. I'm not pregnant. Bad income. That's an awful, awful thing to do to your mother.

I'm joking, but there is something really big. I mean, if you're happy, that's okay. She might, she may be, mumma die, she may be pregnant shortly, put it that way. Because, mum I'm engaged. I'm just kidding. Oh, what? Do you

Okay, you've got to stop leaning on the buttons. Mumma die. I know, I know. It's cut to the chase. Do you remember earlier this year, pretty big deal A-list celebrity started following Brie on Instagram?

Of course. Do you remember who that was? Yeah, Shannon Tating. Shannon Tating, that's correct. Yeah. Listen to this. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomas-Sell.

You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world

if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Thank you so much. What the hell? What was that? That wasn't him, was it? Yeah, that was the Shannon Tatum. Oh, no, that wasn't him.

Mum, that is no bullshit. Oh, I'm sweating big time. Oh. How's, how's... No, Brianna. I know I... sweating big time. Oh. How's, how's... No, Brianna. I know I... Someone on there. No, I know I stitch you up a lot, Mum,

and I have stitched her up with fake celebrities in the past. Mum, I swear on Nan's life, that was the real deal. Oh, my God. He even mentioned my name. Thanks, Dad. I can hardly speak. Yeah. I'm speechless.

Mum, I've got one question. If the opportunity arises for you to be with Shannon Tatum... Shannon Tatum. Shannon Tatum, will you leave Dad? I'd have to think about it. Brie and Clint on Zit-In. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. You can't deny the fact that she does have a knack for this. Brie is 10 games in the positive with only one loss. Out of 11 games, you've only lost one game. And I still call BS because that was against Robinson.

Yeah. The artist, the music artist. Fine. Look, you're like the All Blacks of What's The Plot. Okay. Calm down. You have to artist, the music artist. Fine. Look, you're like the all blacks of What's the Plot. Okay. Calm down. You have to lose every now and then. I have a list of plot lines from movies.

I will read them. As soon as you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name. It's you versus the people and representing the people first is Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hi, guys. Now, we need to apologise to Fiona because you've tried to play for the last couple of weeks, haven't you, Fi?

Just a couple, yeah. You poor thing. We're glad you've come back. You got replaced by Fletch, who was half drunk at last minute, and last week you got replaced by Annalise. Today it's all about you. I need you to take the first point, okay? You shout out Fiona as soon as you think you know what this is.

Best of luck. Thanks. Movie number one. Okay. Two years before the Civil War, a slave finds himself accompanying an unorthodox German bounty hunter, Fiona.

Inglourious bastards? No, no, no, no. Oh, Fiona, Fiona, you can't say it. I need to take your first guess, which was... That's okay, that's okay. That was incorrect. I know the name, but now I can't think of the guess, which was... That's okay. That was incorrect. But now I can't think of the name.

Now Bree gets a free guess, but if she gets it wrong, we will go back to it, and as soon as I start talking, you can buzz in again. But first of all, Bree needs her guess, and I'm going to give you five seconds. I know the movie. Is it Years a Slave?

It's incorrect. Fiona, as soon as I start reading, you can buzz back in. Okay. German bounty hunter Fiona. Django Unchained. Django Unchained is correct. Oh, yeah. Nice work, Fee.

Very well done. What was the movie I was thinking of? You're thinking of 10 Years a Slave or 12 Years a Slave? 12 Years a Slave, right. Okay. Hey, well done, Fi. You've got the first point for the people. It's best of three. We welcome to the stage another person of the people.

Duncan, kia ora. Kia ora. You know the game, right? You buzz in as soon as you know it. Sure thing. Movie... I hate this part. Number two.

A tomboy has good reason to be morbid. Her mother died giving birth to her and her father operates a funeral service at a... Bree. Oh, God, my brain is so dead today. Have you had any water? No.

You can't lose this point, by the way, or you lose the game. Oh, my God. It's one of my favourite movies. Yeah. I'm going to give you five seconds. Sorry. Duncan, you get a free guess based on what you've heard. Do I get any more clues? No, just take a stab,

and then if you get it wrong, it's okay. I'm going to keep reading. Let's go for Coraline. Coraline is incorrect. Oh my God. And it's got a key for home alone in it. Feel free to buzz back in

as soon as you know it. Her father operates a funeral service out of their home. Oh my God. The kids think that she's a freak and it's Duncan.

My girl? My girl is correct. Yes. Oh, my God. The kids think that she's a freak. Duncan. Duncan. My girl. My girl is correct. Yes. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Duncan. Duncan, well done, mate.

You've just won the first ever legitimate game of what's the plot for the people. Did we just beat the All Blacks? Damn you, Duncan. Damn you. Oh, no. I hate my brain sos. Damn you, Duncan. Damn you. Oh, no. I hate my brain so much. I knew the movie.

First movie I ever saw in the cinema. What's wrong with me? Well, we've been asking that for a bit, but, you know, still no answers. There's been a C-bomb said live on New Zealand television. How good is television stuff-ups? It's so funny. Especially when it's in the news and especially when it's live because they're normally so stiff and so prim and proper and they have to be careful what they say.

But then if it's live and someone decides to go rogue and do a C-word, what are you going to do? That's show business, baby. So this is Environment Minister Eugenie Sage. Oh, it makes it even better that she's a politician. She's a politician. She's in the Green Party. Yep.

She, at the moment, just for a bit of background, is proposing that they kill a whole lot of Himalayan tar. Sorry, cull. They're out of control. They need to cull back the numbers. Himalayan tar are kind of like a mountain goat. Understand? Okay.

So she's talking about a cull of the numbers of Himalayan tar, and she's talking about what she thinks the hunters should do. This went to air on TVNZ1 Breakfast this morning. Down between now and mid-November, further meetings of the taa liaison group and the cullers too have committed to doing a big educational effort. So instead of hunt, she said yeah. Did she though? Did she? And the cullers too have committed. Yes, she said, yeah. Did she though?

Did she? And the gators too. Yes, she did. Well, here's whoopsie. Yeah. So here's the thing though. Yeah. She's done it already today, live on TV.

So. TVNZ, national broadcaster. It's happened. Big as it gets. I mean, are we still here? Can't get any worse, right? No. Oh, the world hasn't exploded. We're here. Do you want to give it a go I mean, are we still here? Can't get any worse, right? No. Oh, the world hasn't exploded.

We're here. Do you want to give it a go? What, on radio? You and me. I'll do it with you. Do a C-bomb live on the radio. I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to say the C-bomb. Have you ever done a C-bomb on the radio?

I've never done a C-bomb. I've done an accidental F-bomb. Have you? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I've even done an F-bomb. But an F-bomb's not as bad as a C-bomb. Yeah, no way. I'd rather do an F-bomb than a C-bomb. Let's do a F-bomb. Have you? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I've even done an F-bomb. But an F-bomb's not as bad as a C-bomb. Yeah, no way. I'd rather do an F-bomb than a C-bomb.

Let's do a C-bomb. Should we, should that be like a radio thirst for you and I where we do something together? Yeah, just, yeah. This is like a nice thing. What is the worst that could possibly happen? Seriously. I mean, we could lose our jobs and get sued by the company.

No, they've got to give you three warnings or something like that. True. Should we use one of our warnings? Yeah. No, wait, give you three warnings or something like that. True. Should we use one of our warnings? Yeah. No, wait, let's talk about this for a second. Yeah. Should we use one of our warnings? We've only been on the air for like four months.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you get three warnings a year too and it's almost Christmas. That's not true. Yeah. Oh, my God. The big boss Dean just walked past. Yeah.

Well, it's now or never. Are you ready? Are you ready? Oh, no, no. Okay. Three, boss, Dean, just walked past. Yeah. Well, it's now or never. Are you ready? Are you ready? Oh, no, no. Okay. Three, two, one, we do it together. Okay, three, two, one, then we say it together. Okay, so, oh, my God.

Don't stitch me up here. And don't you pussy out on me. No, we need to pinky promise. Pinky promise? Okay. Okay, pinky. Three, two, one. Hi, Ross Boss here, president of ZN.

Did you really think I was going to let Brian Clint say the C word live on radio? You must think I'm one dumb. Brian Clint on ZM. When I talk gender reveal parties, they're all the rage at the moment where this stemmed from you used to take. So the doctor would do a test on you to find out what the baby was, boy or girl. How did they do that? They look for the little baby dong.

For the will. Yeah. For the willy. And the doctor would find out what it was, and then they would write it down in an envelope and seal the envelope. Then they would give you the envelope as the parents. Then you take that to a bakery. They open the envelope, don't tell you what it says inside.

Right, so this is how it works. Yes, and then they bake a cake with blue or pink interior, like stuff inside, and then they ice the outside. And then you two get to cut it with your friends and family and together find out what you're having. That's one way. There's a lot more ways that people are doing it too. That's the original way.

Right, I like the balloon one. Where they pop the balloon and something comes out. Yeah. That's fun. I think they're going a bit far because... Do what makes you happy. Do what makes you happy.

Just don't do this. Okay? A man named Dennis Dickey who's 30... Here we go. He's 37 from Arizona and he wanted to do a good gender reveal

for his wife. He wanted to surprise her. He knew because he had to organise everything what it was but he wanted to make sure... gender reveal for his wife. He wanted to surprise her. He knew because he had to organise everything, what it was, but he wanted to make sure. I thought you were going to say he was doing a gender reveal to his friends and family about his wife. I'm like, pretty sure it's a lady. It was 2018.

Don't assume anything. He, for his gender reveal, he got a rifle. Oh, God, here we go. He filled it with a substance called Tannerite, which I believe is from the same family of explosives as dynamite. Oh no.

And he shot it at a target and the target was filled with either blue or pink powder. And the idea is it's an explosive bullet hits the target, boom. Blue or pink. He did that So there is, it's an explosive bullet, hits the target, boom. Blue or pink. And then there's an explosion, blue or pink. He did that.

And then the surrounding scrub around it caught fire. Oh my God. He started a bushfire that burnt over 47,000 acres of land. That is horrible. Do you know how much that is? Yeah, it's about 47,000 acres of land. That is horrible. Do you know how much that is? Yeah, it's about 47,000 acres. That is so terrifying. Did houses go up?

No, but a lot of people were evacuated. Oh, my God. So he did risk lives, and I'm not laughing at that bit. I understand the danger of wildfires. But what an idiot. He caused, in his gender reveal, $12.4 million worth of damage. Well, I mean,

what a celebration. This is why you don't let men organise things. This is why we are given limited capacity in all the big events in your life, okay? It's why we don't have

much say in the wedding. It's why we have very limited input to what the baby's room looks like. Hell, don't even let us name the baby because it's probably going to get called waikato draft is this is this why you're not allowed to use scissors