ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 5th 2018

Episode Date: October 5, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Woo! Kia ora, New Zealand, and happy Friday! Kia ora! Kia ora!

Hey, um, how's your day been, by the way? Oh, it's been a ripper. I went to the gym this morning. Don't want to brag about it. Have you ever done a spin class before? No, you do want to brag about it. No, I want to tell you about something in there. Have you ever done one of those cycling classes?

Yes. Not easy, right? They're so hard. No, it's death by bike. There was a lady in the class today who I swear was about eight months pregnant. Are you joking? Yeah. And what? She would have been going hard. She was smashing it. Like, can you have

abs on top of a baby? Yeah, you can. I've seen it. Far out. Well, she looked like she would have had those, so hats off to you, madam. Enjoy your weekend. I was about to say, you've earned a beer, but no, that's not the right thing to say about a pregnant lady. No. Does remind me, though.

Have some shellfish, though. Don't have a soft cheese either, though. You enjoy that lobster. We have a $10,000 prize thanks to Les Mills to give away the $10,000 Fit Kit. If you want to win this, you can register for it at ZM Online. Les Mills, which is where it was by the way, that's where the

biking wonder was. This happened? The spin class? A huge range of fitness classes which now include 30 and 45 minute options. I have a question. When you do a spin class, do you wear bike pants? No, but I can see why you do want a padded... Do you want me to buy you a pair of padded bike pants?

Yeah, do you want to shave my legs too? Yeah? Okay. Okay. Let's do it in the garage after this. Oh, this is getting weird. Hey, we're going to dump two people today and that sounds harsh,

but that's what comes with a dating show like this. The bisexual will be in at five o'clock and she's going to have to dump one of the boys and one of the girls. If you've missed everything, if you've been living under a rock, we're going to recap just before 4.30. Next, do you want to ask a very interesting question?

Oh yeah, I do. Pretty simple question. What did you swallow? Keep it clean. Seeing as we didn't play this for you in Birthday Banger the other day. Yesterday. Oh, yesterday? Yesterday.

We're going to open the show with it today. What a bop. A Friday jam for you. This is Madonna and Justin Timberlake. Get it, Madge. Four minutes to save the world. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM.

An absolute nightmare for parents yesterday when their daughter swallowed a coin. A what? A coin. A coin? A coin. A coin. A coin.

A coin. Yeah, she swallowed. This is here in New Zealand, right? So you're going to know how big this is. Yeah, because that's important. Yeah, because each country is obviously different. If it was Australia, I would just assume the kid died from a 50 cent coin.

Those things are like manhole covers. Yeah, they're huge and they've got all like the weird edges on them. Why do you have those? I don't know, mate. Why is our $2 coin- Bigger than your $1 coin. No, smaller. Smaller.

It's stupid. Yeah. The coins make a lot more sense here. And lucky it was here because she swallowed the 50 cent piece. Oh no, it's little now. No, it's not that little. It's quite big. It's about the size of a thumbnail.

I've actually, I've got one in my wallet. Hold on. God, who has coins? Ladies. We actually have wallets that keep coins in them. In your coin purse. So this is what she swallowed. This.

Do you think I could swallow this right now? You've said this already today. And this is what she said before we started the show today. Oh, I'm going to swallow a coin on the radio. And I said, no, don't do that. She goes, no, I'm going to do it. Can't stop me. I'm going to do it.

I mean, like what's the worst that could happen to me? I googled the worst that can happen to you. It can be trapped in your esophagus. It can be lodged in your stomach. It can get stuck in your intestinal tube. It can cause a tear. And it can also just be very uncomfortable. Do you want to poop that thing out?

I like to push myself. I mean, okay, 50. You'd be like a pokey machine. Put the 50 cent in the top and then just wait until you hit the jackpot and then it comes out in the toilet and hits the bowl. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Go have a curry. I wouldn't swallow a 50, but I reckon I could swallow a 10.

Okay. I'm not doubting that you could because I would never challenge you in that way because I know the way that you work. The minute I say you can't do that, that's fuel to you. That's all the ammo you need to eat a coin. What I will say to you is why. Why do you want to do it? Why not?

What are you going to get out of it? I mean, I guess I can... Why not? Why not? I think I explained to you why not. Producer Ben, I asked him before, and Producer Ben's usually the really bad influence. And he's the one that's always like, yeah, do it.

Yeah. Ben, you don't feel good about this, do you? No, you should definitely not do that. No. And I don't feel good about it either. But what about if we, you know, radio host swallows coin. It's funny. So you guys are all voting that I shouldn't swallow this.

Yeah. One of my mates, literally, her party trick would be to swallow. She used to swallow the five cent Aussie coin, which is smaller than this one. That party trick could have gone either way just then. Cool party trick. Honestly, cool party trick. That's what she used to do at parties.

Is it a way of making money? She was her own personal piggy bank. She tries to swallow enough for a taxi home. That's what she used to do at parties. Is it a way of making money? She was her own personal piggy bank. She tries to swallow enough for a taxi home. Is that the point? If we didn't have a big day today where the bisexual was coming in and she has to dump people, I reckon I would have done it. That's the other thing. We do have a big day and I'm not keen to run this by myself

because where's Brie? Oh, she had to go to the hospital because she's got a coin losed in her throat. I've got a big esophagus. I think it'd be fine. No. No. Can I put my... I don't... Alright, let's have a... When you wanted to perm me, I didn't put my foot down. When you wanted me to do a live performance

of Celine Dion on the radio, I didn't put my foot down. I'm going to do it. I'm going to put my foot down. No. Okay. Thank you. Oh, now foot down. I'm going to do it. I'm going to put my foot down. No. Okay. Thank you. Oh, now I actually think I would like to. We should have a show vote. No, no, let's not have a show vote. No?

No. No, as in us, just here. Right, okay, let's do a vote. Ben, what's your vote? Definitely not put the coin down. Okay, Ellie, what's your vote? I'm going to second that. Put the coin down.

Oh, you guys are party poopers. I could have been a coin pooper. Alright. Ask your question. Ask your question. Okay, I want to know the question. 0800 dials at M. What did you swallow? There you go. It could have been an accident. It could have been on purpose. But we

want to ask that really strange question. 0800 dials at M. What did you swallow? You can text us on 9696. Are you all right? No, I thought we'd established that ages ago. Can I just hold on to your purse for a bit, please? Brie and Clint on ZM. If you've just joined us,

we've just talked Brie out of swallowing a coin. Not because any of us think that it's a good idea, but because in her words, why not? It's a human experiment. Someone just texted in. Someone and they said, look, someone who knows about these things, they said this is the reason you don't want to swallow a coin. Yeah.

Because do you want to sift through every single number two that you do from here on out just to check that it's left your system? Because it does need to leave your system. Yeah, I didn't think that far ahead. No, you want to do that into an ice cream container? No, not really. No, you don't. Not really.

No. So we're asking this afternoon on 0800DALZM. What did you swallow? What did you swallow? Can I just give you some text machine highlights? There's so many. I swallowed a prosthetic testicle for $50. Why?

When I worked at a company that made them for $50. That would cost a fortune. When I was a kid, I found a bullet down the back of a seat and I swallowed it. Why would you do that? Because kids are stupid. What's your excuse? I'm stupid. My girlfriend swallowed a drawing pen.

Not on purpose, I hope. What about this one? I swallowed a tack. I was fiddling with it and chewing on it at work and accidentally swallowed it. Oh, that's not good. I swallowed a coin as a kid. Mum waited until I shared it out and kept it.

It's in the family photo book. Memories. Paige, what did you swallow? I swallowed a battery. Oh my God, Paige, that is so dangerous. What happened? Well, I was about four and then I like

came into the room and I had a lamp and my mum was like, where'd the batteries go? And then I pointed to my mouth because I swallowed it. Well done, Paige. Thank you. Did you feel like... Paige, thank you. Did you feel like extra energetic, like charged up or anything like that? Yeah, sure. 100%. 100%. Paige, don't encourage him.

No. Sean, welcome to the show. What did you swallow? G'day, g'day. Hey, it was my son, Brooklyn, when he was one. He swallowed a thumbtack, and it got stuck in his throat, and Palmley Hospital said it was okay, he'll pass it. Yeah.

And after about six hours, he hadn't. So we flew down to Wellington Hospital, and they operated, pulled it out, and it had actually started piercing his esophagus, and was only like bare, you know, tenth of a mil away from that main blood vein artery that goes through his neck, so if it had gone through, he would have been history and bled out.

Oh my god. And I don't have any, but I imagine it's impossible to monitor what they put in their mouth 24-7, right? Oh, you've got no idea. I mean, he pulled, but I imagine it's impossible to monitor what they put in their mouth 24-7, right? Oh, you've got no idea. I mean, he had a giraffe growth chart on his wall in his room, and he couldn't even stand, but somehow he got up high enough to pull the growth chart, and that made the pin pop out the wall. So we wouldn't have thought about that.

Jeez, I thought you were going to say he saw a giraffe. Oh, my God. Kind of impressive, though. Our kids are so crafty. Tegan. I mean, you can't, but you'd want to muzzle them sometimes. Just to be like. Every now and then. Just, please.

Put them in a playpen. I just need a break. Lock them up. Tegan, what'd you swallow? So do you guys know the top of a Powerade bottle, that little plastic part that you drink out of? Yes. Oh, yeah.

I have a weird obsession with chewing on those. When I was eight or nine, I managed to get one stuck in my throat. Yeah. Oh, my God. The only way to get it out of my system. I couldn't cough it up. We had to just chug water and get it down. You could have died.

Yeah, it was a high possibility. It's a fairly big bit of plastic. Yeah, I understand though. I've got a weird habit of... I chew on stuff too. I push my tongue into those lid bits because you're like, I wonder if my tongue will form the shape of the inside of the Powerade cap. Do you like the sensation, do you?

I don't know what the deal is. Ricky, what did you swallow? Yeah, I swallowed a 20 cent piece when I was like seven or eight, so the old big ones. The old big ones. It actually makes me feel ill. Yeah, it does.

What was the effect? Did you pass it or did they have to go in and get it? No, I passed it, but it was bloody painful. It was just as bad coming out as what it was going down. Oh, Ricky. It was accidental, right? You didn't mean to. No, no, no.

I just had money in my mouth when I was in the back seat of the car and went over a bump and then it went down my throat. Can we keep money out of our mouth? Like, as a country, that is some disgusting stuff. Can we make a rule to keep the cash out of our mouth? Can you imagine? It'd be so filthy. Yeah.

I can't believe I was about to actually swallow a coin. Neither can we. A couple more just quickly. Cameron, what did you swallow? I swallowed a marble. A marble? Why, Cameron? I don't know.

It's just like when I was younger, probably five or six, I was just lying in bed and just put a marble around and accidentally swallowed it. At least it's round. At least it wouldn't. At least, yeah. And smooth. At least it's smooth. It would have went down easy.

My brother, when he was like two, swallowed a blue toilet duck. And we only knew because his mouth was just, he looked like a vampire, but he was like sucking blue blood. Did his pee come out blue? Kind of like when you have a barocca and it comes out yellow? My mum panicked. She was like sucking blue blood. Did his pee come out blue? Kind of like when you have a barocca and it comes out yellow? My mum panicked. She was like, what do I do?

Last one. Sam, what did you swallow? I swallowed a prosthetic testicle. Oh, you're the testicle guy. I was at a party with my mate and he used to work for a company that made implants

for a living and he had a jar of them which I thought was strange. One night for $50 Hopefully you got the really small, miniature-sized one. There's something big happening on the show just after five. The bisexualer is dumping two people. Yeah, boy and a girl need to leave the competition today. If you've missed it, we've got a really short recap that we're going to play for you, so you'll be all caught up just before we'll get to that.

Yep. Ian Lees is in the studio. The bisexualer herself. Hello. How are you feeling? I'm pretty nervous to do this. It's a big thing. It's not easy easy have you ever dumped someone face to face i haven't like i feel like dumped is a pretty like intense term to use but i've broken things off well broken ended things well the breakup

symbolizes that it's mutual this is not mutual no this is not mutual it's very one-sided all six all six contestants the three boys and the three girls, none of them have said to us we want to leave the competition. Not yet anyway. Got to get to know me first. Well, they all want to stay. So this is a dumping because they're saying I'm keen and you're saying I'm not.

Yep. Yeah, it's a confronting thing. I don't envy you at all. No, it's not going to be fun at all. No, because they're all great people, but obviously that's a part of life and you're going to have a connection with more than others. I've eventually got to narrow it down to one person, really,

so it's going to get harder and harder. You've got to dump a lot of people, yeah. Today we'll do two and we'll do it at five o'clock. Just in case you are not up to date with everybody that's in the competition and what's happened, this is a quick wrap up, okay? This will take you over the whole week straight away. Here you go.

It's been a crazy week of bisexual dating here on the Bree and Clint Show. And if you missed anything, this is what you need to know. First of all, Annalise. She's our bisexual. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student,

and I live in Auckland and I'm the bisexual. She met three eligible bachelors. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student and I live in Auckland and I'm the bisexual. She met three eligible bachelors. Hi, my name's Willie. Hi, my name's Mike. Hey, I'm Tom. They each had 10 minutes to speed date Annalise. First up was the American Willie and the date got awkward when asked how they would pass the time if they were

stranded on a desert island. If we were stranded on a desert island and it was just you and I, what would we do to pass the time? Ooh. It's definitely one thing that pops to mind. Right? Mike, the aircraft engineer's date was going fine

until the pizza box literally caught on fire. Oh, s***, it went on fire. Yep, we're safe. And designer Tom, well, he just asked a really strange question. Would you rather be finger-lickin' good or good at finger-lickin'? Finger-lickin' good. Finger-lickin' good? Yeah.

Okay. The boys' dates were over and it was time to bring in the ladies. First up was fitness instructor Bailey with, well, would you call this sports chat? In a relationship, would you describe yourself as more a pitcher or a catcher? I don't understand that. It's like give it or take it. Oh, okay. I'm a pitcher and a catcher.

Next up was Kim, the actress, who promised she'd always be truthful. How will I know if you're fake or not? I don't. I mean, in the bedroom especially, I haven't got time to, like, lie about that. Yeah, I'm like, hey, it's not quite working. Then it was time to spice things up. Cue Jade and all her tattoos. Do you have a tattoo of a vagina?

I do, yeah. I feel it's on my ankle. Oh, they're, like, wet. Wow. I thought it'd be a laugh. At the end of it all, Anne-Lise had a lot to think about, but she did say this yesterday. So two people are going home tomorrow.

Yeah. Do you right now know who both of those people are? Yes. So who's going home? It'll be one boy and one girl. Find out at five o'clock. Simple as that, ladies and gentlemen. You're all caught up.

That's all you need to know. And you can tune in at five to see exactly who Anne-Lise will let go of. There you go. Good luck, Anne-Lise. Thank you. We'll see you at five. Brie and Clint on ZM. I want to talk to you about an Instagram model

who has found herself in prison for something that she's done. What kind of Instagram model are we talking about? I'm talking about the type of Instagram model who- How many followers? 150,000. Very, she knows her type of photo, if you know what I mean. Booty pics. Booty pics, booby pics.

Right. So, beautiful person, or beautiful looking person, now in jail. It's a thirst trap. Her name is Kira Meyer, and she is from Rasha. Okay? Yeah. Not a criminal until she was pulled over for a traffic offence. What'd she do?

Just standard traffic offence. It doesn't say what it is, but like driving through a line or something like that. She decided it would be a good idea to physically assault the police officer who pulled her over Why? And then when they said you're under arrest she tried to bribe her way out of the ticket with

a, let's just say for sensitive ears, a menage a trois I don't know what that is Three people in the... Right. Yeah. So they didn't do that.

And instead she's gone to prison for 18 months. Holy! Wow. That is a long time for someone who has no criminal connections, I assume, to be in prison with women who do live in that world, you know? This is like a real life version of Orange is the New Black. Kind of, yeah. 18 months is a long time to spend in prison.

Especially when you do not really understand how prison works. So she's making news at the moment because of the things that she's requesting. What's she requesting? She won't eat the prison porridge for breakfast. She has demanded hot croissants, fresh orange juice, mixed omelette with

cheese. I think you might be out of luck. She doesn't want to eat from the metal prison bowls. In her words, they are yuck. I mean, they're not very Instagram. I get that. If you're trying to do your food pics, porridge in a steel bowl is not going to get that many likes.

Imagine if she was allowed her phone and then she just had to Instagram from inside the prison. So she's asked for a phone. This is the other thing she's asked for. God, you need a lot of filters. She's asked for a phone with data. She's not being greedy, though. She's said, can I please just have the most basic iPhone?

The new one's worth a lot of money. Here's the question I want to ask you. She's obviously a criminal now. She's in prison. She needs to do her time. Should we give her a phone? Like if you were there, do you want her to have a phone so she can Instagram

from prison? I would love to see the things she would Instagram. Yeah. Like I feel like it'd be really interesting. Yeah. Can you turn a red boiler suit into a bikini? I'm sure she'd get crafty. Like imagine taking photographs of the food.

Yeah. Imagine doing your Fitspo workout videos from the prison yard. It's just you and Big Patsy lifting slabs of concrete. And then you're still going to squat it. You're still going to do real deep squats because that's what gets the likes on the Gram. Hey, it would set her apart from the rest of the Instagrammers. Instagram have taken her profile away as well. I didn't know that was a thing they could do,

but they've taken her profile away from her. So she's lost all 150,000 followers. They can do that? Yeah. Can they? Yeah, somehow they've been able to do it, yeah. Is this in Russia? It's in Russia. Holy hell. Yeah, I would have thought one or the other. Prison sentence or lose your followers. Oh well,

she's screwed. Free and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Free and Clint's Birthday banger. All right, everyone who plays Birthday Banger this afternoon gets free fuel thanks to mobile. Yeah, it's free fuel Friday thanks to mobile, so that's great. Very hard to get through for it today because of that. Packed.

The phone's jam-packed. Let's kick it off with Nat. Hello, Nat. Hi. What's your birthday? 23rd of May, 1990. Okay, Nat, you were 16 in 2006 on the 23rd of May, and this is your birthday banger.

You got a good one. You get Shakira, Shakira. Do you like that one, Nat? Yeah, love it. Sounds like it. Okay, wait there. You got $50 of free mobile fuel, regardless of what happens.

Next up is Cameron. Hello, Cameron. Hello, how are you? Good. What's your birthday, Cam? 6th of February, 1995. Okay, Cameron, you were 16 in 2011 on the 6th of Feb, and on that day, this was top of the chart.

Oh, happy Waitangi Day. You get Australia's favourite Australian Guy Sebastian. I haven't heard him in ages. You haven't heard him in ages, eh?

I was only number one for one week. Brie and I have got a long ongoing discussion as to what the best Guy Sebastian song is. She maintains it's Battle Scars.

He's never going to top Battle Scars. No, but I think Battle Scars is a Lupe Fiasco song. No. He just does the chorus. That's true. Anyway, Kim, good luck with that one. 50 bucks mobile fuel regardless. Becky, kia ora.

Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Becky. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1990. Okay, Becky, you. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1990. Okay, Becky, you were 16 in 2006 on the 18th of April, and this is your birthday banger.

You've got Pussycat Dolls. Beep. And beep. Oh, my God. Yeah. I never knew the Pussycat Dolls. I think they went back to dancing Nicole Scherzing

is still doing like X Factor or something like that Yeah she was a judge of X Factor or America's Got Talent or something Okay how do you feel

about your birthday Banger Becky? Yeah It's not too bad I don't think you like it very much I like it but I'm pretty sure

we've played it recently We have played it recently We've also played Shakira Hips Don't Lie recently. Does that leave us with... You know what we haven't played? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Guy Sebastian.

Cameron, congrats. It's your birthday banger. Yeah, Cam. Great, thank you. All right, good check. Thanks, man. Here's your birthday banger, ZM. Had the floor burning up just to ride the boat. Z's your birthday banger. ZM.

ZM, free and clean. That's Guy Sebastian. He's the winner of birthday banger today. Well, Cameron was the winner, but he got Guy Sebastian. Who's that guy? I love Guy Sebastian. What year is that song from? 2011. 2011.

In our ongoing debate to find what is the greatest Guy Sebastian song, what about this? This is like a drum. Yeah, it's a tune. It's a tune, right? He sang this at Eurovision. Imagine how good Guy Sebastian's Stan Walkertour would be. Right?

They should do that. Yes, they should do that. Throw Jess Malboy in the mix as well. Oh, yeah. What's wrong with Jess Malboy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She can come too. I love Jess Malboy.

Yeah, yeah. Hang on. Just hit that hook, guys. Submission. Hit the hook. Like a drone. Like a drone. Brie and Clint on ZM

Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer Hi, I'm Annalise, I'm 23 years old, a student and I live in Auckland and I'm the bisexualer Woo, everyone relax, there's a lot of people in the studio right now Yes there is, we have Annalise, our bisexualer, hi Annalise Hello Yeah, and we also have three boys standing in a corner waiting for a rose. Say hi, fellas.

Hi. Yeah, there they are. We've got Willie, Tom, and Mike. We've got Willie, the American, designer Tom, and aircraft engineer Mike, who's actually shown up in full motocross gear today. Yeah. So didn't know that about him, but... Full leathers. Full leather kit. aircraft engineer, Mike, who's actually shown up in full motocross gear today. Yeah.

So didn't know that about him, but... Full leathers. Full leather kit. It's kind of got like that Elvis vibe happening. His pants are squeaking as he walks. I like it. I like it. It's nice. It's good.

Anne-Lise, how are you feeling? I'm really nervous. Have you thought a lot about this moment over the last week? Because it's been a lot to take in this week. You've dated six people. We're finally here. You have to eliminate someone. I'm really nervous right now.

My heart is literally racing. And I've been thinking about it since yesterday on how I was going to do it. So, whew. Right. Leave that to us. Yes. She is currently dating six people, three boys, three girls. This is the first week.

So, this is the first time Anne-Lise has had to dump anybody. Yeah, and the girls are coming up later. That's happening later, but right now it's all about the boys. Should we just rip into this, Anne-Lise? You've got your roses. Rip the band-aid off, shall we? Rip it off. Okay.

So what's going to happen? Anne-Lise is going to offer the boys she wants to stay roses. Yes. She has two, and there are three boys. I don't envy you. Let's give it a go. All right, Anne-Lise, when you're ready. So this person came in ready to impress. So if Tom would like to accept this rose. I would. Good work, Tom. He's done it.

There's a hug. He's in. He's locked in for the next week. There we go. That wasn't so bad, was it? Yeah, that wasn't so bad. It's actually pretty tense. I'm not going to lie. Well, no, that one was easy.

I'm relieved as well that it's over. Oh, this is the hard one. Because now we're down to two guys. This is like The Bachelor on steroids. Those rose ceremonies are very quick. Yeah, this is super quick. One guy down, two left, and whoever doesn't get one right now is going home.

So we've got Willie the American and Mike the aircraft engineer. Can I just ask you boys, I'll start with you, Mike. How are you feeling about everything and how are you feeling about this experience so far? I'm pretty nervous actually. Yeah. But I'm enjoying it, so it's good.

Yeah. And I'm kind of just curious to see what happens now. Plus you've got a lot of motocross to do after this, so if you get dumped it might be helpful. It could definitely be helpful. Willie, you're the other guy who's remaining. Willie, our American, how are you going? Also pretty nervous, but either way I'll probably head to the pub after. Good man. I'm also pretty nervous, but either way, I'll probably head to the pub after. I'm so nervous, Clint, because you and I, we don't know what's going to happen either.

No, we have no idea. Oh, God. Here we go. Okay. All right, all right, when you're ready. So, from the moment this person sat down, they instantly made me feel comfortable. So, if Willie would like to accept this rose? I would.

There we go. Willie, the American, has accepted the rose. Small kiss on the cheek, little hug, and there you go. You're into the safe zone. Mike. Step one up to the mic, mate. Yes, Clint. Sorry.

That's all good, mate. That's okay. As they say, plenty more fish in the sea, mate. Yes, Clint. Sorry. That's all good, mate. That's okay. As they say, plenty more fish in the sea, Mike. Well, exactly. Annalise, anything you'd like to say to Mike as the first person you've had to let go as part of the Bisexualer? Thank you for being part of this experience. It's been great meeting you.

Thanks. Mike, anything you want to say to Annalise? Oh, I wish you all the best. I think it's a great opportunity and hope you have fun throughout it. Thank you. Mike, anything you want to say to Annalise? Oh, I wish you all the best. I think it's a great opportunity and hope you have fun throughout it. Thank you. Mike. Oh, he's such a nice guy. You obviously remain single at the end of this competition.

Yeah. Well, anything you'd like to put out there? Like you've got a Tinder profile you'd like to put out? You've got a national radio show right now, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Well, I do have some new profile pictures to go on with. Yeah, man. We'll have to see how that goes for me. Yeah, you do, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Well, I do have some new profile pictures to go on with, so we'll have to see how that goes for me.

Yeah, you do, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Okay, hey, great meeting you and thanks for being part of the bisexual life. We appreciate it. Not a problem, anytime.

Okay. Oh, he's come off very well, Mike. He's handled it like an absolute pro. You know how you see The Bachelor sometimes and the girls have had

a couple of wines at the cocktail parties and they get all emotional. Oh, he's handled it like a true pro. Yeah, look out for Mike on Tinder. Right, next it's the girls, Annalise. And we're going to have a bit of a break between this.

Everyone needs to have a bit of a break, I think. The girls will be at 5.30. You more nervous, less nervous, more sure, less sure about the girls? I'm definitely more nervous, but I'm definitely more sure. Ooh. So this was a tougher decision about the boys then? I think so, yeah. It was, oh, even a...

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. You have a break. We'll take a break. If you want to see the pictures of everybody who we're talking about, it's on our Instagram right now. Bree and Clint on ZM. Usher.

ZM's Friday Jams Live. Swap shop. Okay, Friday Jams Live goes down on the 18th of November at Western Springs Stadium. That's a Sunday. The line-up is enormous and Usher is at the very top of it. You can still get tickets, but all this week, people have been swapping items to win free ones.

Yeah. We've had three out of four of the items arrive at ZM, by the way. It's so weird how we, like, talk about it on the radio and then now all the items are here. On the first day at ZM, by the way. It's so weird how we, like, talk about it on the radio and then now all the items are here. On the first day, on Monday, Hayley, you gave us a brand new surfboard. Yes, that's correct. It's a nice surfboard, Hayley.

I said it was brand new. Any regrets? Like, you've got the tickets, obviously, two Friday Jams tickets. If you don't win the Usher tickets, any regrets about giving us a surfboard? No, totally fine. Okay, good attitude. If you don't win the Usher tickets, any regrets about giving us a surfboard? No, totally fine. Okay, good attitude. Thank you. On

Tuesday, we got ourselves an inflatable kayak from Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hiya. Do you have any regrets, Sam? No, it's the perfect time of year to have a double kayak. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Double kayak with one missing seat.

No, they're both there. No, we're missing the pump. Oh, yeah. I just dropped it off. Oh. It's the full package. We are full kayaked. I can't wait to pump this thing up, Sam. And life jackets and noodles.

Oh, yeah, okay. The whole shebang. You don't need to influence us, though, because there is a twist coming that decides who gets these. You'll hear in a second. We got ourselves a TV from Lucy. Hey, Lucy. Hi, Lucy.

Hey, how's it going? Good. It was your birthday the other day, right? Yes, you called me. Well, I called you guys on my actual 21st birthday. Yeah, and you've given us a 45-inch Panasonic television. Very nice, by the way. Yes, and did you see how I wrapped it as well?

You put a bow on it. It was so cute. And she put all, like, the remote control. Yes, and did you see how I wrapped it as well? You put a bow on it. It was so cute. And she put all the remote control and the cords and everything in a little present. And finally, yesterday, we were given a car from Matt. A 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante, if I'm not mistaken, Matt. You are correct. A one-owner. Carefully, carefully transported around the country.

Only driven to the dairy on weekends, I presume, and kept garage. Church. Church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many Ks, Matt? I believe it's only about 260. Oh, it's got plenty left on the mile. It's cooked.

So just run in. Just run in. Plenty of tread left on the tyres. I love Matt. Okay, this is what we've done to decide this, to make it fair. We have made each of those people decide who gets the Usher trip. So off air, the producers have talked to each person and they've asked who they want to vote for,

what item they think is the best. You can't vote for your own. Yeah, that's the big catch. You have to be strategic about this, not know what other people have voted for and not be able to vote for your own. Yeah, that's the big catch. You have to be strategic about this, not know what other people have voted for and not be able to vote for your own thing. The item that has the most votes is going to Melbourne to meet Usher

before Friday Jams Live. We have the results. We haven't seen them yet. Let's check it out. Oh God, I'm so nervous. This is a massive prize. Okay. I've got the results in my hands.

I'm going to read out each result until we have a winner. Thank you very much. Okay. Matt, who gave us the car, voted for the surfboard. Oh, the surfboard is good. I wouldn't have voted for that because I think other people will vote for it. It's a brand new surfboard. Although he has the car. Thank you. We had Hayley who gave us the surfboard vote for the TV. I think it's a smart move.

Lucy who gave us the TV has voted for the car. Okay, so that's one to the car, one to the surfboard, one to the TV, and none to the kayak. Now, if Lucy votes kayak, we have a four-way tie. But if she votes for any of the other items, they will win the trip to Melbourne to meet

Usher. Correct. Samantha, who gave us the kayak, has voted for... Pause for effect. The car must go to Melbourne! Matt, you no longer have a beautiful Mitsubishi Diamante, but you do have two Friday Jams tickets, two plane tickets and two VIP passes to meet Usher himself.

You rock. That is amazing, Matt. That is such an epic prize. You can't buy that. I know. I really want to thank the other contestants. You know, they really pulled together and I hope you guys do something awesome with this car

other than trash it and pull it from farm animals. We've got something good planned for it, Matt. We do have a good idea. We still need to get it off you in Hamilton, though. So, hey, look, that's all semantics. That's all details. Congratulations. Enjoy your weekend knowing that you've won everything this week.

And you've got rid of a car that I'm assuming you didn't want anyway. Oh, no, no. It was a needed asset, but you guys need it more. I was going to say, no, we're still taking the car back. Yeah, we did it. We want that car back. Okay. Brie and Clint on ZM.

Why is it so tense in here? It's because there's three people standing there wondering who's about to get dumped. Yeah, someone's about to get dumped. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. Ha-ha!

Woo! OK, we've just, about 20 minutes ago, had the boys through. We had designer Tom, Willie the American, and the aircraft engineer Mike. Unfortunately, aircraft engineer Mike did not receive a rose. He went home this afternoon. And at least you dumped him. I did.

You're savage. On national radio. It was not great fun at all. How could you do that to him? I think it was fine. I had no choice. I had to do it. You can't have them all.

You have, standing in front of you, three ladies now. God, they all look so much more nervous than the boys. They do. They do. They all have their hands clasped in front of them and, like, the body language is... Except maybe, Jade, you look kind of chill. Like, you don't really care.

Jade's like, eh. Girls, how are you feeling? You good? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sounds like it. Anne-Lise has two roses and three girls. Girls, how are you feeling? You good? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sounds like it. Annalise has two roses and three girls. Are you ready for this?

Wait, do the math on that. Oh, someone's not getting a rose. Someone's going home. Someone's getting a thank you, but no thank you. You ready, Annalise? I'm ready. Okay. When you're ready. Bisexual dumping round two.

So this person has a very vibrant personality. So if Jade would like to accept this rose. Yes, please. Well done, Jade. It's a big yes from Jade. Small hug. She's safe. What did she just say?

Come here, come here, come here. Did you just swear? I said big old dyke yes. She said big old dyke yes. I thought she said F yes. I was like, yeah, we're on the radio. Okay, okay, she's safe. You can't be trusted.

She's good. All right. We were talking about this last time. That one's the easy one, right? That's the easy one because this one means someone's about to go home. Kim, can you just step up there for a second for us? What's going through your head at the moment? How are you feeling?

I feel like I've spent the last hour just going, if you go home, at least smile real nicely. Yeah. It's one thing being dumped. It's another thing being dumped on camera, right? Yeah, and on live radio where my friends have literally heard me like down in Christchurch and messaged me like, hey, you're like radio famous.

And I'm like, please, please, no, no, no, no, no. I might not get through. Give him a quick shout out because, you know, he might be dumped after this. Yeah, who is it? Hey, Chantal and Olivia. Hope you're enjoying this. Yeah, chi-chi.

Bailey, how are you going? You're literally here in your fitness gear. Yeah, well, that's my life, so. If the shoe fits, we've literally called her Bailey, Miss Fitness. Okay, here we go. Anne-Lise, when you're ready, you have a job. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm nervous.

Are you going to let me do this? You know you're married. It's good for you. You're not getting done this afternoon. I'm nervous for her, okay? Okay. All right, Anne-Lise. Make it weird. When you afternoon. I'm nervous for her, okay? Okay. All right, Annalise. Make it weird.

When you're ready, give out your last rose to the girls. So with this person, I felt like I had a good connection and I would love to get to know Bailey more if she'd like to accept this rose. Yes, thank you. Well done, Bailey. And the small hug, small kiss on the cheek, and she's too. Kim!

Oh, Kim. Come up to the mic. Step on up to the mic. It's okay. You're smiling, like you said. Yeah, I practised all afternoon, as I said. Yeah. I would offer you producer Ben, but he's also taken.

Got my hopes up again. That's twice in one day I've had my heart broken. And Lisa's bisexual. She's got a good sense of humour. Humour. She's using humour. She's using humour as a coping mechanism. It's humour.

It's classic. I just saw the moment her heart broke. And Lisa, what do you want to say to Kim? It was lovely meeting you. You seem like a really, really great girl and I wish the best for you. It was really nice meeting you too and I know it would never have worked

because we had the same glasses and it would have just been awkward. It would have been a whole thing. Yeah, whatever helps you get through it. All right. All right? You're savage. I'm nervous too, okay?

I'm using humour as a coping mechanism. I love how we're both saying humour now. We have four remaining bachelors and bachelorettes. We have Willie the American. We have Tom the designer. We have Bailey Miss Fitness and we've got Jade the fiery one. Do you like being called the fiery one, by the way? Yeah, she's good with it.

Well, you don't want to hear the other options we had for you, sir. Two more people get dumped this time next week. Before then, we've got more dates to do on the bisexual. Bree and Clint on ZM. Speaking of breakups, a girl's gone viral on Twitter for the way she breaks up with her

partners. Her name's Katie, and her best friend has shared her breakup survey. What even is that? So when she breaks up with someone, she sends them a Google questionnaire. What about what went wrong? About the relationship, yeah. So she's obviously very analytical about things

and she likes to get feedback on why their relationship didn't work so she can be better next time. It makes sense. It does make sense. It's very analytical. It's very clinical, but it makes sense. Logical.

These are the questions she asks her exes. Right. Her name's Katie. Question one on the survey. What's wrong with Katie? Quite, quite confronting,

but she wants to know. She wants to know. Also good in survey form, like on a computer, you've got time to think about it. Is it Survey Monkey? No, it's Google Questionnaires.

Google Questionnaires. That's great. You should check it out when you have your next breakup. Next question. What's wrong with you? Ooh. Makes them look at themselves. Reflective.

Yeah, reflect. Look inwards rather than outwards. Good. Says more about them, that answer, too. Like the way they handle that question. Ooh, nothing. You're just a bit. At what point did you know that this relationship wouldn't work out? Ooh, that's an that question. Oh, nothing? You're just a bit. At what point did you know

that this relationship wouldn't work out? Oh, that's an interesting question. It's a tough question because what if it was like, what if it's a long-term relationship? What if she was like, what if the person was like, oh, a year ago?

What if it's like when I met your sister? Oh. Oh. Harsh. When I met your mum. What could Katie have done to enhance this experience for you? That's a weird question. This is very like, it sounds more like a job interview.

Yeah, well, that's exactly what, it's an exit interview. And would you refer Katie to a friend? If so, please list their numbers here. That's good, don't you? She's got obviously a sense of humour. And would you like to remain on the mailing list In case Katie revisits you later Booty call

Yeah You know late night texts when you're drunk We thought this afternoon it'd be fun To fill out this survey for each other You and I Bree Yeah I don't know how fun this is going to be Now that I think about it You and I are in a form of a relationship

We're in a radio show We have to see each other every day I reckon I see you more than I see my wife at the moment. I see you more than I see the person I'm dating. You're not dating anyway. See? I see you more. So we've filled this out for each other. We're just going to do the top three. Oh no.

Who wants to take this survey first? You go first. So I'll ask you? No, I'll ask you. Okay. Clint, what's wrong with Bree? I never thought I'd get the chance to answer this. In our relationship, she ate grated cheese from the bag in our bed. She spent our house deposit on Uber Eats. She told me she had car insurance, but instead she bought a $800 leather jacket

and she pees in the shower when the shower's not running. Oh, my God. The last one, you don't have proof. Sorry, it's my chance to get it off my chest. Right. Is it my turn? No, you've got to ask me the other question. What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with you? Nothing. I just can't live like that. I should have went first. Your turn. Bree. Yeah. You've hypothetically broken up with Clint.

Mm-hmm. What's wrong with Clint? I feel like sometimes Clint could hold back. He never really felt comfortable farting in front of me and that was a big thing for me because I really kind of, you know, put a lot on how comfortable he was around me. He would never own up to when he farted and that would then make me uncomfortable when I farted.

Excuse me, you don't have any problem farting. He also tells me what to do sometimes. I do not. Every now and then. See? Okay, what's wrong with you? I fart

a lot. I don't want to say this but my wife has cheated on me. She's betrayed me. Are you overreacting? She's gone behind my back. Oh, this is going to be something so small. And she's small.

Okay. It's my emotions. Okay. It's my life. She's stabbed me in the back. What has she done? She's taken something that we both treasure and value. Oh, I already know what this is.

Put it in the bin. She skipped ahead on a TV show, didn't she? No. I said to her, because when you're in a relationship, you do things together. There are certain things that you do together. And my wife Lucy and I are newlyweds. We got married in February.

Not even here. This sort of stuff shouldn't be happening yet, you know. It's still new. When you're in a relationship, you generally consume your television shows together, correct? What show is it? Don't underestimate how I feel. No, what show is it? Don't underestimate how I feel. No, what show is it?

Don't underestimate how I feel. No, you tell me what happened and then we'll talk about it. I said to her, because when you finish a show you've got to find another one. I hate that lull between shows. Isn't it horrific?

When you don't have one to do and you're like trying new shows and you're like, oh, this is shit. How good is it when you have a show that you're really into and you get excited to go home to watch it? And you've got a backlog of episodes

because you got onto it like a season or two late. And you're like, I'm going to get some Uber Eats and then I'm going to sit down. Meet you at the couch, babe. Oh, yeah. That's the best bit. I've been saying to her for about six months, hey, babe, everyone's been telling me really good things

about The Handmaid's Tale. Yes. We should watch Handmaid's Tale. Yes. We should watch Handmaid's Tale. I started watching this the other day. I haven't seen it. I've been dying to watch it. On Lightbox. Yes, and I haven't seen it because she didn't want to.

So I was like, oh, okay, well, I'll save my screen time before we're together. Because then it makes it awkward because you only get a small amount of time together a day and then if you're watching a TV show, then you don't get to spend time with her. Yeah, yeah. So we committed to The Bachelor.

Yep. Wild, Wild Country. That sounds boring. No, it's about a cult. It's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Monday, she's not feeling well. She texts me and I was like, oh, you should go home from work.

So she had a half day. In a half day off work, after six months of telling me we're not watching Handmaid's Tale, she watched four episodes. She watched four goddamn episodes in one day. It's not like she just dipped her toe in the water and went, oh, I wonder if I am into this.

Let's watch an episode and see if it's something that me and Clint, my husband, could enjoy together later on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She watched the whole four episodes. It's four hours of television. I was only away for six hours. What does she do in the other two hours? Think about what she'd done?

I don't think so because I don't think she feels sorry at all. You're going red. You're real annoyed. Just... You're not happy. No one wants to go back and re-watch episodes. So what am I going to do? I'm going to have to catch up. I'm going to have to spend four hours catching up. And by then

she'll probably have watched episode six, seven, nine. She'll be in season two. There's no point. You know they talk about those moments where you hear about the biggest first world problems ever? Don't do this. And I feel like this is one. Don't minimise my feelings. It wasn't even a show.

This is where I would agree with you. It wasn't even a show where you'd watch the whole thing together. You were nearly at the finale and then they go behind you back and they watch the finale before you. No, it's worse because now I don't get to enjoy any of it with her because she's Miles Ed. You think I'm overreacting. You do. You think I'm overreacting. You do.

You think I'm overreacting. A little bit. I think if it was in the other case where you'd watch the whole thing and then, you know, she skipped ahead. Yeah. But you hadn't even watched it together. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Oh, you're going to use the radio?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to use the radio to solve my marriage dispute. You're taking it that far? Yeah. Okay. Because imagine if I can go home to her. Oh, 800. Imagine if I can go home to her and I can say the weight of the country is with me.

Oh, 800, dial ZM. Should Clint get a divorce? Can I reiterate that's not what I want, please? I understand how lucky I am and that that's not what I'm after. I just want to know, is this a true betrayal? I think there's some grey area.

Watching a TV show that you know the other person wants to watch and you get stuck into it by yourself, that's a betrayal, right? You think... I mean, I'm not saying she's in the right. I'm just saying you're overreacting. Well, we'll find out, won't we? Clint's overreacting. No.

It's going to cause a riff in his marriage. I didn't cause it. Mate, I think I get where you're coming from. I do. She's went behind your back. She started watching a TV show that you really wanted to watch. Not only that, it's a TV show I suggested that we watch and she flat out refused.

She was sick. She didn't have anything else. Don't you want to make sure she felt good? She was healthy of mind Unless she was seriously delusional And she forgot who her husband was Then Oh you're so salty

Well It's handmaid's tale Handsmaid's tales Yeah Handsmaid's tales Handmaid's tale Handmaid's tale Someone texted and said

Clint that is a total deal breaker She needs to sleep on the damn couch for the weekend. Except then she'll probably sneak in more episodes. Yeah, true. You need to think about that. Am I overreacting? Let's find out. 0800 dial ZM Stacey Kiotta. Hello. What do you think,

Stace? I think he's in the right, to be fair. Wow. And that's from Team Wahine. What do you think, Jade? Divorce? I mean, Stacey, I don't know where I pulled Jade from. Are you still thinking about Jade being bisexual? It's been a long week.

No, Stacey, I'm not asking for a divorce. You don't need to answer that. But thank you. Just so we're clear, not keen for a divorce. If this stupid radio question costs me my marriage, then I will be very sad. Matt, not overreacting, am I? No, not at all, mate.

I'm with you all day. Thank you, bro. Thank you. What do you think the appropriate, like... Don't say punishment. I'm not going to say punishment. What do you think the appropriate make good is? Oh, that's a tough one.

I'm like you. I recently got married in March, so it's, yeah. She's got to cook you dinner or do something for you. She already does that, Matt, every night of the week. Yeah, well, she's got to mix it up and do something a bit different. What, do his laundry? No, she does that too. No, she does not. Thank you very much. Not all the time. No, she does that too. No, she does not.

Thank you very much. Not all the time. No, I do that. All the time? Annie. Yeah, no comment. Annie, am I overreacting? No, you're not, man.

We had a flat show and my partner and I went away for the weekend and our flatmate watched two seasons of The Weeknd without us. Your flatmate cheated on you. Was that a show that you were already watching, though? It was the flat show. So when we'd have dinner together, we'd watch the show together. That's betrayal. Very hard to coordinate a flat viewing, though,

because it's a multi-person, you know? You've got to line up a lot of calendars. What was the show? Shameless. Oh, yeah. Good show. Yeah. So I used to make us dinner every night and we'd watch Shameless.

But then we went away for a weekend and he watched two seasons with his girlfriend. Hang on, two seasons? That's a lot. Yeah. For the record, my wife, Lucy, watched four episodes in one day. So I understand what you're saying. Angel. I'm here.

I think you're overreacting. Yes, Angel. Tell us why. Well, okay. So my partner recommended a movie show for me to watch, and he said we should watch it together. But I wasn't sure I'd be interested, so I started to watch it and got into it,

got a bit carried away and watched the whole thing without him. I told him it was good and that he should definitely watch it. Oh I know it's good, that's why I recommended it. But in all fairness, I reckon because you said she was sick and she was

watching it while she was sick so I reckon God on her. You're overreacting. I'm against every other caller with this. Angel, you should see Clint's face right now. He's not impressed. I was hoping for a clean sweep. That's okay.

I'm open to a democracy. Thanks for calling, Angel. Thanks a lot, Angel. Not my Angel. Let's go to one more. Let's go to Andy. Andy, am I overreacting, mate? Absolutely not.

It's a betrayal. You wanted to watch that show and she's done that behind your back, mate. I think she should have to watch all those episodes again with you and cook you a beautiful dinner. Probably crayfish. Crayfish mornay with a nice red penenoir. To be fair, Andy,

like Bree said, she cooks for me every night because she is an angel and she did offer to re-watch the episodes with me this weekend. Well, I tell you what then. We should get off the air right now. We should just, we should get out while we're here, bro. We should all just shut up.

What about this story out of Melbourne this week of the Uber Eats delivery guy. Oh, this made me angry. Tucking into the people's food that he was delivering. So he had the food and he's went to deliver it to this house and their doorbell has a camera at the door. Yeah, they've got a security system. So they can see this guy standing at the front.

You can see exactly who's at the door, a video of them, live. It's very visible. He then rings the doorbell and he's there for about 30 seconds. In that 30 seconds, he reaches into the bag, grabs a massive chip. Yeah, big one. And then scoffs it.

How bold is he to ring the doorbell first? You do it before you get to the door. Like, if you're going to do it. Yeah. I couldn't believe he did it. I... I'm of two minds. What do you think? Because

he didn't open their food. He reached into the Uber Eats bag, which has an open top. He reached into a packet of chips, which is open, and just took one chip. He just took one chip. He's gone out of his way to pick up their food. He's getting paid. Not much.

He's still getting paid. Not much. It's his job. It's unprofessional. He's not getting paid a lot. He's delivered their food. One chip. It's his job. It's unprofessional. He's not getting paid a lot. He's delivered their food. Also. One chip.

How do we know it's one chip? If he's taken that chip, he could be eating chips all the way from where he picked it up to the house. Okay, how's the feeling when you're in a room with somebody who's got like a Macca's or something and you can smell their food but you don't have any. How much do you want some of that food? Of course you do. He has to do that 24-7. He has to constantly hold and smell and see other people's food.

And yeah, he snapped and he took one chip. Nah, mate. We're on different pages. He's put his hand into someone else's food. Yeah. That's not on. No, no, no. He just hovered.

I reckon he took it out quite surgically. Didn't touch any other chips. Gone straight in the mouth. Quickly. Do you know him personally? Surgical hands. He's just quickly, and the best part, you can see in the video,

he's quickly, they're coming to the door, he's quickly dusted his chips off on his jeans. And he's tried to chew it real quick. This makes me think, are there other Uber delivery drivers eating other different items of food? Well you can't go into anything that's wrapped

No You couldn't open a box of KFC and take a Wicked Wing Because you know how many are in there What could you take? Like chips is an easy one Yeah Pizza you definitely can't You could take a sip of someone's drink if the straw was already in it

You mean like yeah if it's like a cup Yeah if they're delivering Cokes in the cups you could take a sip of someone's drink if the straw was already in it. You mean like, yeah, if it's like a cup. Yeah, delivering cokes in the cup so you could take a sip, yeah. What about an ice cream? Would you have a bite? Like a lick. If it was double fudge I would.