ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 5th 2020

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

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I love maintenance. Okay. Ready? Ready? Ready? Hi everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Guys, I think I created one of the best games ever on the weekend. Just created it from my brain out of the blue. We could potentially use it and play it on the show. Okay, I'm keen. I like it too because you haven't oversold it. Yeah, undersell

Also, can we address the fact that you're sucking on a chupa chup? Like it's going to come up It's audible Can I eat my chips? You can do it, you can eat your chips It's podcast intro, it's loose But just say what it is, otherwise there's just a lot of We can't hear you unless you use the microphone

I'm going to get my phone Just putting the dongle in here So essentially Cash is a dongle by the way You know? We can't hear you unless you use the microphone. I'm going to get my phone. Yeah. Just putting the dongle in here. Yeah. So essentially... Cash it as a dongle, by the way. So annoying. The worst invention. Yeah.

Well, I mean the best invention. But the need for a dongle, the worst invention. Actually, do you have Spotify on your phone? I've got Spotify on my laptop. Yeah, I've got it here if you need. Okay, we can use your laptop. All right. So essentially the game is... I played this on the weekend,

first time this has ever been done. I created it. It's amazing. So you say a category. Yeah. So say you're at a party and you're drinking. That's what we were doing. You're at a party.

Yeah. And I like to call the game, still under, you know, debate though, the ultimate bangers. Right. Okay. Right. Okay. Right. So say the first category is 90s. Oh yeah, we could go.

Naughty babysitters. 90s bangers. Right. So now you, your job when it's your turn in the round, Clint, you have to pick a song that is going to make all of us go, oh my God, banger. Yeah, right. And if we all agree, you get a point.

How long do I get to come up with my song? Well, you should be probably coming up with it as we're all doing it. But it's not long. It needs to be quick. You should be thinking of it now. So you've got to have your Spotify? Yeah. Are we all doing it on mine?

Well, we could just use yours. And when you're at a party, you connect it to a UE Boom. No, you get your one going too. You connect it to a UE Boom and then you just pass the phone around that's connected to the UE Boom. Okay, what's the category? 90s bangers. Yeah, okay.

Whoever's ready to go first, say I'm ready. I can go first if you want. Okay. So do I just go three, two, one, this is my 90s banger? Yeah, you just go this song, everyone, and then we all decide. Usually it's an instant moment, whether or not we think it's a... Okay. Yeah, it's worthy of the playlist.

So there's more than one point available for each round? It's not like one person has to win the round? We just decide whether Bing gets a point or not? Pretty much. Yeah, cool. All right, cool. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Here you go. Banger! Banger! Point. Cool, thank you. Yeah, he gets a point.

We didn't get to hear much of it. Yeah, you need to keep it playing until we come up with the next one. Yeah, you keep it. Yeah, exactly. That's how it works, yeah. All right, so Ben gets a point, and that song gets added to the playlist. Oh, that's a good hit. Good to have a point early.

It's got a hit from the start, hey, that's the issue. Yeah. I didn't find it an issue. I'm going to go risky with mine because it's about as late in the 90s as it could possibly have been. That's all right. But here comes, just check I've got sound on. Here comes my 90s banger. All right.

It's here and I like it. Big Will. What is this? This is Will song Will Smith put out for the Millennium It's called Will 2K I knew it was risky Doesn't get my vote I'm afraid But I like the You need to brush up on your Will Smith knowledge. This is a banger. I like the thought behind it, though.

Go weird and see what happens, because they can pay off. Okay, who's up next? Okay, do it, me. You can steal the thingy. Yeah, pull it out. Yeah. Oh, Will. Still playing from the laptop.

Shush, Will. Okay. I like that song, man. Did it say, is you still eating chips? No. Maybe. All right, are you ready?

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Some people say I look like my dad. Yes. Yes. Certified. Yeah. Back up.

So that one gets added? Yeah. Anastasia, you round out the round for us. You'd have to bring it over here, or you just tell me what it is, and I'll... Oh, that's even harder. Yeah. You've all lost the surprise element.

We need to get this game going where we all have the ability to play it. Yeah, so we need, like... Okay, I've got Anastasia's here. All of our phones are connected. Yeah, cool. All right, here we go. This is Anastasia. Hello, everyone.

This is the ultimate 90s banger. Banger! That's a long intro. Yeah, well, I didn't really think about this. Yo, VIP. That's't really think about this. Yo, VIP. That's got to be on it. Yo, VIP.

And then so for the next round, you could go ladies of the 80s. Oh, yeah. You guys all did really well, and this is the guy who didn't get a point speaking. They're all pretty mainstream. Yeah. I'm just saying they're all pretty mainstream. That's not the point because there is categories because, okay, okay. Because there is categories, because we did play categories,

which I like that, where you go, all right, you need to go a left field 2000s banker. Right, okay, all right. And that's when you pull out the left field stuff. Right, okay. And you can do stuff like from the 2000s. So we did heaps of stuff like one-hit wonders. Yeah, that's fun. Which is a good category.

Are these cards on a tape like pre-written cards or does every person at the end of each round decide To be honest I was coming up with the rounds

or the categories because I just created the game but we could do cards We could actually make this into like an actual game I think that was

No no no That was the point We could give away like cards or something that you can play at home. She means a game in stores. You know how Ellen had heads up and then she made the app? Let's see if it actually works on the radio first.

But I like that idea. I like that. Think it ahead. Merchandising so the podcast people can play it at home. Yeah. I have been calling the game Ultimate Bangers, but I'm open to people in the podcast family group. What do you think the game should be called?

Or you guys, any suggestions? Can I say my suggestion now? Yeah. It's actually kind of Clint originally came up with it, but I'm going to steal it. Breeze Big Bangers. Oh, yeah. That's a different thing.

That's a different thing. I don't mind it. To be honest, I've already got that website And um How's it doing I don't mind that name It hasn't launched yet Bring it in the morning

That's pretty good Bree doesn't know about the website Bree's Big Bangers It's more of a um Yeah Anyway You already Yeah I already have the site

Bree's Big Knockers So we can't use that Yeah So She got that when Her parents installed Those large doors On their new house

Yeah And they're like We just can't hear people When they're knocking And Bree's like I've got the perfect solution Anyone else Got any

Anyway you can think about it We've only got one minute Left to go by the way If anyone Yeah listening to it From the podcast Has any Name suggestions

I'll just skip on Thanks for all the dogs Over the weekend by the way Oh my god We've had enough No we haven't We've had enough I need I want more Has any name suggestions? I'll just keep on. Thanks for all the dogs over the weekend, by the way. Oh, my God. We've had enough. No, we haven't. We've had enough. I need, I want more.

Actually, we'll do any pets. If you've got cats, if you've got horses. Someone had a really good idea. Can we put them all on one thread? That's a good idea. Bree will put the post up. And if you want to contribute. I'll start it.

Yeah, and then put it in the comments of that post. I'll be like, this is the post. And send it to the top. And we want all animals. Not just dogs. No birds. Yeah, any pets. No, this is the post. And we want all animals, not just dogs. Yeah, any pets. No, we'll take birds, fish, anything. I can put a picture of Ben in there, yeah.

Okay. That wasn't my joke. That was Anastasia's. Anyway, what do you guys think of that game? Yeah, it's good. Good. It needs everybody to have their controls ready. Yeah.

I'll workshop it and I'll think of a way and then maybe it'll be up and running One day Alright everybody Where's my mate Oh here he is Have fun podcasting Everybody

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Hey Siri Winner bring Quinton And Clinton on air in 5 4 3 2 1 ZZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good morning, everybody. Brie and Clint. Brie, happy almost level one day. I know.

How exciting. Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister, announcing earlier today we will be going to level one on Wednesday night. Yeah. Very exciting. The rest of the country listening, we've forgotten what that feels like. Brie and I have been attending parties with,

I mean, it's been so hard going to parties with only 99 people. It has been. I mean, I only could invite my, you know, favourite 99 friends on the weekend to a party. And I really feel like that one extra person would tip us into the hundred. That's the person we were missing at all these events.

No, that is exciting. Yeah, we joke. But 12 days, no COVID in the community is good. That's awesome, isn't it? Shows that they actually controlled the cluster, which was a big cluster. Yeah. But they've got it under control. Yeah.

Could be worse. Could be worse. A leader of our country could have COVID. And that was massive news on Friday, wasn't it? What a frigging bombshell. Donald Trump and Melania. And Melania, yeah. And Melania both got COVID.

There's some outrageous TikToks. Ben sent me a couple on the weekend of Trump, the days before he took the test. And he's doing like stand-up comedy. No, he's doing, what do you call it? Rallies. Rallies, yeah. He's doing rallies with the people. And he's doing what do you call it? Rallies. Rallies, yeah. He's doing rallies

with the people. And he's chucking his Make America Great hats out into the crowd off his head. Oh no! Oh yeah. 2020 plot twist.

Anyway, good stuff. Anyone voted yet? Have you voted? I haven't voted yet but I was away this weekend so I'm going to vote very soon. I haven't got around

to it either but I will. Are you going to vote early? There's something fun I'm going to vote very soon. I haven't got around to it either, but I will. Are you going to vote early? There's something fun I feel like voting on voting day. But then if something comes up and you can't get it done on voting day, then you're screwed. Well, that's true, isn't it? Yeah.

No, I know what you mean. I do like voting on voting day. You know, it kind of feels like a fun day. Yeah. Everyone will be able to do the same thing. You treat yourself to brunch afterwards. Because you've done a good thing. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you've gotten out there and you've voted. Man, we're losers. The things that make us excited. Brunch is always, will always be exciting to me. We're going to pay your bills today with the COVID rain check. Thanks to Save My Bacon. If you have a bill that you would like us to take care of,

go and tell us about it at ZM Online. And at 5 o'clock, we're calling someone back to pay that for them with the COVID rain check. I love these things because, you know, there's a lot of people who really need certain bills paid at the moment. Yeah. So that's awesome. Don't be afraid to do it for fun too.

Yeah, but that's what I mean. There's lots of need ones out there, but if you just bought yourself a nice coat, don't worry about putting that up there too. It could be because you have to pay your mortgage, so you can't buy the other thing that's fun. Yeah, there you go. And we can pay that for you.

Yeah, and free cash with Pump Up, thanks to Pump, just before 4 o'clock. We'll do that at 10 to 4 this afternoon. But up next, I want to talk about a woman who pretty much is living the quote, it's never too late. Right, okay. And she started something later on in life that I don't think a lot of people her age, actually, I'm going to say, no

people her age would be doing. Right, okay. But she's decided, you know what, life's too short, I'm going to do it now. I'm living the quote, live, laugh, love. Are you? Yep. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Now give me a hug. I'm living the quote, live, laugh, love. Are you? Yep. Now, give me a hug. Oh, my gosh.

I'm Bree and Clint. Here's L.A.B. Bree and Clint. I do love this next story. I find it very endearing and very cute. It's about a woman who lives in Wales. She's a mother of five and she's 52. And she's living proof that it is actually never too late to start something new.

Yeah. Because her name is Marissa O'Hara and she's decided to go back to university. What? At 55? 52. Which, I mean, there's a lot of people that go back to university. Actually, no, I've walked too early,

but that's because I know the second fact. Not of people that go back to university. Actually, no, I've walked too early, but that's because I know the second fact. Not only is she going back to university at 52, she wants the whole experience, so she has moved into the halls of residence at the uni. Say, what a legend. So she's going the full shebang. Can you imagine that? If you're listening to this and you're in Dunedin right now

or you're at Waikato University or in the halls in Auckland. Would you even be there or has COVID kind of ruined that? I don't know. You've lived in halls before. Imagine there's a 52-year-old there, not as a boss, not as a manager. A student. She's there as one of the girls. I love it.

I would be obsessed with it. Where are the kids? I guess they're adult kids, are they? No, they're all grown up. They've all grown up. They don't live at home anymore. But she's not that old. She's 52.

So imagine if she's at uni. She might have had kids young. But imagine if one of her kids is at uni as well. Yeah. Well, her kid actually, her daughter, Katrina, posted about it. Why is she living in the halls? I get why you live in the halls when you're young, but she's probably got a house and stuff.

Why is she living in the halls, but it's an hour train trip To and from the uni So she thought, oh well, stuff it I might as well just live in the halls Get the full experience And apparently, so she's studying She's studying a PGCE In secondary history

And apparently It's quite good because all the students that live in the hall with her are those type of students. Yeah. So probably like-minded. So they can study together. Yeah. The halls aren't about study though.

Has she done a shoo-ee yet? Well, she did say that she has drunk a lot of cups of tea. Has she – what did she wear to the toga party? She – I don't know if she went to the toga party. Has she been to the phone party? Hey, you don't know. Maybe she's the biggest rager of the lot. You don't know.

That's why I'm asking these questions. I hope she's doing them. Well, in fairness, apparently COVID has stopped a lot of that stuff. You wait 52 years to go to university and then you happen to go in COVID year. What a rip off. COVID ruins your shoey moment. What a rip off. Your keg stand moment.

Is she getting course related costs and is she spending that on like shoes and stuff at the Iconic? Like I want to know, is she doing the full university experience? I think she is. I think she's going all out. And apparently she said, she made a comment. She's like, I am not doing any of the kids here's laundry. They can do it themselves. Oh, rude that they would think that she would.

Yeah, but well, I don't know if they asked her, but she was like, you know, I'll make cups of tea for people, but I'm not doing laundry. And she said. And I'm not above a smack bottom. Yeah, this was a quote from her. She said, it's never too late. Just follow your dream.

The younger students have embraced me living in the halls. I love it. It's a great story. It's a motivational story for anybody who is still waiting to do what they want to do too. Maybe she couldn't do it until now because she had kids and all the rest of it. So I think good on her. Awesome. We wanted to ask you this afternoon, what have you started really late and you thought it's never too late to do this, I'm going to do it now, why not? It could be maybe you had a big career change. Oh, yeah.

Maybe you started a completely different job that was your dream job forever but you weren't able to do it until later. Okay, yeah. Maybe you trained for a marathon a bit later in life and you never were a runner. Yeah. Maybe you had kids late. Yeah.

Like quite late. Maybe you thought, no, I actually do want to have kids and you had them quite late. Yeah. What else? Got married and you're... Yes. I don't want to say an age

because I don't want to assume what people think is late to get married. But did you think it was late? For what is deemed to be fairly late to get married. Yeah, right, right, married. Let's say that. 0800 dial ZM What did you do that was never too late? Bree and Clint.

There is a very cute woman over in Wales who is living out the quote, it's never too late. After, at 52 years of age, she's decided she's going to go back to university to study and she's going to live in the uni hall. Oh, wait, they don't really have a school bell at university, do they? Do they?

Do they? No, they don't. No. If you don't show up, it's your fault. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. Who was at university last? Anastasia was at Polytech.

We could ask her. Anastasia, there's no school bell at university, is there? Scary. Can you please ask me that again? There's no school bell at university. I'm pretty sure we had one at my uni. I think we had one at – we went to a weird one because it was Polytech. No, no, they didn't.

No, they don't. No, they don't. No. I'm confident there's no school bell. Wait. Maybe my university was actually just a high school. Maybe they just called the last year of your university. And they just charged me a lot of money for it.

We're asking you what was it never too late to do for you. Jenny's called up. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi. What was it for you? What did you do late in life? Well, I'm about to turn 50 next year in March

and I decided to join my teenage daughter's women's football team. So her and I are a mother-daughter combo. How good. Jenny, are we talking like rugby union, soccer, rugby league? What are we talking? Soccer. Oh, my God. I love you, Jenny.

I would love if it was rugby league. No, that's not bad. Not quite that, yeah. So have you been like a soccer player before this, but just never in a team, or is this your first time in a soccer team? Well, I played back in high school, so we're talking over 30 years since I've put my boots on.

Yeah, but they don't have to teach you the rules or anything though, right? It's not going to be like – Jenny, it's all muscle memory. It'll be like riding a bike. You'll get out there and you'll probably, you know, kick it from the corner and just boomerang it in. You're a bona fide bender like Beckham, Jenny. That's very good.

I love that, Jenny. You go. That fide bender like Beckham, Jenny. That's very good. I love that, Jenny. You go. That's awesome. Okay, Colt, love that. Too bad if she shows her daughter up, eh? Yeah. That'd be so good. Or, yeah, benches her.

Yeah, Jenny comes on. She's like, I've taken your spot. The coach is like, we're going to put your mum in because she's better. She's better. And she's more fun on the pass as well. Ellen's here. Hi, Ellen. Hi, Ellen.

Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. What are you doing later on in life? Four years ago, I took up scuba diving. And how old were you four years ago? 51. Whoa, that's pretty awesome, Ellen. So did you have to take courses and you know how they teach you in the pool and stuff? Did you do all that? Yeah, yeah, I did all that. I started off with my open water course

and then followed it up with my advanced open water course. That's awesome. What do your kids in that think? I guess they must be pretty stoked with it. At the age of 51, why not? Yeah, they can borrow your scuba gear. I mean, you're 51. You're not that old.

You can still do that stuff. But if my dad told me at 51 that he was doing scuba diving, I'd be like, sweet, can I come do it with you? If your dad told you he was doing scuba diving, you'd go, no, dad, no. No, I wouldn't. Why? Would he be all right scuba diving? My dad's pretty agile.

Is he? Actually, he hasn't run in about Would he be all right scuba diving? My dad's pretty agile. Is he? Actually, he hasn't run in about 20 years because he's got bad knees, but he had two knee replacements earlier, you know, this year, so he'd be all right. Someone's texting they joined the volunteer fire service at 45. That's cool. I love that. That's quite good.

Someone said they're voting for the first time at 37. Charlene's here. Hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Shazza. Charlene. Shaz Hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Shazza. Charlene. Hi, how are you? Good.

Charlene, what are you doing later in life? DJing. DJing? No way. How old are you, Charlene? I'm 52 now, but I picked up the decks when I was 49 and haven't looked back. I absolutely love it. Where are you DJing?

I do a lot of events. I've done the odd festival. Have you really? Charlene, what's the ultimate banger that you drop in your set where it just makes the crowd go off? Well, I suppose it depends who I'm playing for, but I mean, losing it, to be honest, seems to still be one that everyone knows. Fisher losing it.

Losing it by Fisher. I would come to your set. What's your DJ name? She's a DJ. She's a DJ. You win, Charlene. Thanks so much. You definitely win.

We're going to get your details. We might be able to book you for a DJ gig sometime soon. Yeah, that'd be amazing. Yeah, we can come out of retirement and we can open for Shaz.

Yeah. That'd be good. That would be really good. Love it, Shaz. We'll see you soon. We have to take losing it out of

our DJ set, though. Bree and Clint from iHeart Radio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Hey, Dean, I want my pink shirt back.

The Mean Girls, the cast, have joined together for a reunion. They have. You know, we've been dreaming of this day for 20 years. Can you believe it's been 20 years since Regina George terrified the entire school? Well, it's been that long. And over the weekend, the cast of Mean Girls just reunited on a Zoom. It is very cool. Have a look. I think we're going to get a little bit of a snippet of the Mean Girls

cast all back together. Lindsay Lohan, all of them. Check it out. Do you ever want to do a Mean Girls sequel? I think that would be fun. Yeah, I think it would be fun to do it with everybody. Yeah, we should do like an Ocean's Eleven type of thing. Vote on November 3rd, not October 3rd. Vote! That would be

so fat. You can hear Lindsay Lohan in there as well. They like talk over there, like, shut up, Lindsay. You go, Glen Coco, you go. Glen Coco sounds great in there. Did you say it's been 20 years, Dane? It's been 20 years. I feel like that time has just flown, I know, but

here's the thing, their big message was to get people to vote. Remember when I became friends with Aaron know. But here's the thing. Their big message was to get people to vote. Right. Remember when I became friends with Aaron Samuel? His name's Jonathan Bennett. We haven't talked about that. I went to his Halloween party and everyone was like, he had all the neighborhood kids there.

And the guy that opened the door was dressed as a banana. And I thought it was super sexy. So I went as a Chippendale and I had no shirt on. I offended all the kids and the grandma was there. And it's not as cool as I thought it would be. That was my Aaron Samuels story. That is so awkward. Does Aaron Samuels in real life really look sexy with his hair pushed back?

Yes. Jonathan Banner, he does. He looks sexy. Push back, forward, side. I saw he's been doing Broadway and stuff in the last couple of years. Is that right? He's in musicals, is he? Yeah, I thought so, yeah.

Right. Yeah. Oh, amazing. He's down the road from me. the last couple of years. Is that right? Oh, he's in musicals, is he? Yeah, I thought so, yeah. Right. Yeah. Oh, amazing. He's down the road from me. He hosts a show about cupcakes or something. He hosts a show where they make cakes. So, you know. You live in the weirdest place and you move in the weirdest circle of people,

but we love it and that's why we get you on the show every day. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live from Los Angeles. Thanks to Pump. You can get that fresh feeling with Pump sparklingling Berry and Lime with no sugar. Bree and Clint. Let's pump it up. Thanks to Pump and give away some cash.

Bree and Clint's Pumped Up with Pump Sparkling. Thanks to the new Pump Sparkling, every day this week we're giving you the chance to pump up the amount of cash that you can win. I'm so glad this is back. All you have to do is make it stop before the bubble bursts, which it will at some point.

Exactly right. If you hold on too long, you'll get nothing. Hi, Candice. Woo-hoo! Hi, how are you? Good. Have you got an amount of money in your mind that you'd be happy with? I'd be happy with anything, to be honest.

Yeah, right. Well, you might as well say stop straight away then. But I think go try and just sense it. You'll feel it, I think, Candice, all right? Okay, cool. Nice and loud with the stop when you've had enough, and we'll give you that amount. Good luck.

Here it comes. You got to pump it up. $5. $10. $15. Oh, get out. Where's the money? $125. There you. Oh, get out. Where's the money? $125.

There you go. Here we go. $150. $170. $175. $200. Stop. Stop.

She's done it. Do you want to see how much it could have went to, Candice? No, not. I reckon you've done pretty damn well. Yeah, I think you've done very well. She's done it. Do you want to see how much it could have went to, Candice? Why not? I reckon you've done pretty damn well. Yeah, I think you've done very well. Let's see where it would have gone. $240. $260.

$289. Pretty good, Candice. You only missed out on 89 bucks. I'm stoked. Thank you so much. No worries. Thanks to Pump Sparkling, we'll get 200 bucks in your bank account ASAP.

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What's beard baiting? It's a dating term. Is this new? Yeah. Because I haven't heard of it. I think the word for it is new. I know what it means to have when someone in a relationship has a beard. What's that mean?

You don't know what that term means? Well, it's got two meanings. Like I'm in a relationship and I have a beard, but not the way that you're talking about it. Not in the way I'm talking about it. That's a different conversation for a different day. But that's a dating term. Beard baiting is tricking

people into thinking that you're more attractive than you actually are by growing a beard. So it is to do with fishing. It's like catfishing. Kind of, I guess. I'm pretty sure catfishing is where you use different photos to lure someone in. But yeah.

And then this is beard baiting. So you're luring them in with your beard. But it's not frowned upon because that's you. That's you. That's what you look like. Or is it the best version of you? It's absolutely the best version of you. But who's not going to put the best version of themselves forward?

Some people just look so good with the beard. Right. And then they look awful without a beard. When it becomes an issue is if you beard... Don't say they look awful. I'm willing to put myself out there as an example. You don't look awful. You just look different. Beard baiting, the issue

with beard baiting is when you lure someone into a relationship with your beard and then they're like, cool, I date this person. This is how they look. This is what I like. And then you shave the beard without consulting the partner and they go wait wait wait i didn't sign up not that it's all based on looks but they go i didn't sign up to date no chin mcgee that's so horrible my dad is one of these people my mum and him met when he had a full mustache yeah and that was when he was 17 she was 17 yeah and then he had a mustache moustache. Yep. And that was when he was 17, she was 17.

Yep. And then he had a moustache my entire life. I'd never seen him without a moustache, and he shaved it off. I think he was about 45. Yep. And I freaked out. The exact same thing happened in my house as a kid. To the point that my mum goes, what have you done? You have an ugly upper lip.

Does your dad have a moustache now? I don't know. He shaved it off a while ago because he was working in a bakery and you can't get a hairnet for a moustache. Can't you? Well. I've seen them.

They're quite funny. Maybe you can. They're quite funny. He didn't want to wear one. My dad had a moustache for so long he had a tan on the moustache and my brother who was quite young didn't know who he was.

So that's kind of like the 80s version of beard baiting. That's moe baiting. Moe baiting. Different, but similar. Beard baiting is where your beard gives you facial definition. Because they say beards. It's been referred to as... Would you call yours a beard?

Would you call mine a beard? It's stubble. See, I'd call it stubble. A stubble beard. It's stubble that I'm maritally prevented from shaving. See, I don't think I'd call it stubble, a stubble beard. It's stubble that I'm maritally prevented from shaving. See, I don't think I'd call it a beard. My wife does not permit me. I mean, I do what I want.

I'm my own man. And I'm in charge. I'm in charge of me. But she very much doesn't like it if I shave it off. See, I don't think you look that different because I don't think yours is a full beard. Right, okay. You know when guys have full beards, if they cut it off it's like whoa

yeah whereas yours like your face structure is still there like what am i doing am i stubble baiting stubble baiting don't say that i wouldn't say that well don't do it on mass don't do it as a group yeah i wouldn't do that we want to ask you a really honest question this afternoon um and my wife has come out and said it she said it to me and it was hard to take it first a group. Yeah. I wouldn't do that. We want to ask you a really honest question this afternoon. And my wife has come out and said it. She said it to me and it was hard to take at first, but now it's just part of our relationship. My mum has said it to my dad. She's like, I like you so much.

I'm more attracted to you with a moustache. That's the positive way of saying it. Yeah. The negative way of saying it. You're ugly without it. I'm not attracted to you when you shave. Yeah. Don't say that to people.

So my mum said to my dad, that's what my wife said to me. And we attracted to you when you shave. Yeah, don't say that to people. It's what my mum said to my dad. It's what my wife said to me. And we want to know, have you said it to your partner? Or have you thought it? Have you thought it? And you've never told your partner? Look, it's a really honest question. And we can keep you anonymous, but we want to know this afternoon,

on 0800DIALZM, are you not attracted to your partner when they shave? When they shave. 0800DIALZM. You can remain anonymous or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. We taught you a new term just before. It's called beard baiting where you trick people into thinking you're better looking than you possibly are without a beard by growing a beard.

See, you know who's a bad example of this? Yeah. Is Brad Pitt. Because he's just as good looking with a beard as he is without a beard. Brad Pitt is the... Brad Beard. Brad Beard.

I love Brad Beard. Brad Pitt is the most annoying man in the world. He can have... He looks good with a goatee. He can have long hair, short hair, bald. He can have anything. He quite often has the same facial hair as Ricky Gervais. And he looks amazing.

And people are like, oh, man, he looks so good. He can have one of those goatees where they plait it at the end, and I'm like, God, he's hot. Yeah. You're so sexy. I'm going to get a Brad Pitt goatee, and everyone will go, oh, nice Ricky Gervais beard. We're asking you quite an honest and quite a ruthless question, too.

Are you not attracted to your partner when they shave? I'll put my hand up. My wife has said that to me. She said it to me from day dot. What? She said I'm not attracted to you? Yeah. Without a beard?

Yeah. Jesus Christ. She told me explicitly in the lead up to our wedding. She goes, I'm just going to tell you so you don't do something stupid and ruin our wedding photos. Because people think, oh, wedding, I better do a clean shave. I better clean shave, yeah. Clean shave. She goes, I don't want you clean shaving.

I want you to have stubble for the wedding. So have you had that conversation with your partner? Have you told them those harsh but true words? Lynette is here. Hi, Lynette. Hello, mate. Hey, guys. How you doing?

Good. Is this a situation in your relationship, Lynette? Okay, so I've been married 21 years. Yeah, okay. Hubby knows if he cuts his long hair, if it gets cut short, or if he shaves his goatee, we are getting a divorce. Wow. You know what you like and you don't want it to change. Savage.

I've seen a photo of him three before us, and he had a moustache and he had short hair and yeah, no. And yeah, no. No, thank you. Not for me. Lynette, some people would think that was harsh, but I'm going to come out and say some of us men need that guiding hand so we don't go out and do something rash

because one day he might be in the barber's chair and he might be like just take it all off. I reckon I'm not good. Well, he knows now that he'll be getting a divorce If he does You know if he comes home And he has done it That he wants a divorce

That's the other bit That is the key He's trying to force your hand Hi Rob G'day Rob Hey guys how's it going Good thank you What's the situation

In your relationship mate Well when I first started dating her The very first day I had a beard And then she says I wonder what you'd look like Without having a beard Yeah So I shaved a beard. And then she says, I wonder what you'd look like without having a beard. Yeah.

So I shaved it all off and she goes, nah, nah, nah, please don't. Just make sure you grow it next time. I don't like it when you clean shaven. Whoa. And how long had you put into the beard that you shaved off? Oh, only three months, but it was still long enough. Yeah. Was it an issue like, because obviously the relationship's quite new,

were you guys still able to form a connection even though she found you repulsive with your baby face? Don't you worry about that Clint. I've got grey hair up top and a ginger beard so you know it's yeah. I like it. I'll say even better a ginger beard. Yeah I like it. Okay cool.

So you're bearded now and the relationship is intact? Yes. Okay good to know. Nice work Rob. Stacey's to know. Nice work, Rob. Stacey's here too. Hi, Stacey. Hello, Stace. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thank you. Stacey, tell me about your relationship. What's the beard situation? Now, it's my now ex. He had a mow, known him for years with a mow. Didn't mind the mow at all. One day, out of the blue, walked into the room, had shaved it off. It was like, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Disgusting to the point that indoor gardening was dead in the sea. Wow. Six, nine months at the most after that. And I filed for divorce. I was like, he was a different person. It was like, who? Wait, you got a divorce?

It ended the marriage. Yep, yep. Yes was a different person. It was like... Wait, you got a divorce? It ended the marriage. Yep, yep. Yes, two different people. One without. I just couldn't. Stacey, you're a savage. Are you saying that him shaving his moustache off changed his personality completely?

Well, the looks. I mean, would you want to garden with somebody you didn't appeal to? You know, yeah. We are, we are, we are.

For honesty, and you are giving us honesty. No, we appreciate the honesty. I guess the sticking point is nine months is enough time

to grow it back and he refused to grow it back for you, right? He did. Yeah, he refused.

Oh, see well. So it was like, okay, we'll go down that path. It's more than skin deep. Yeah. You don't mess with Stacey.

It was just, yeah, different person. Right. If I was to grow a moustache now, You don't mess with Stacey. It was just, yeah, different person. Right. If I was to grow a moustache now, are you still single, Stacey? I certainly am, Clint. I'm not,

but I was just, yeah, great reminder. Thank you. Oh my Lord. Savage. Bree and Clint. It's just the world was ending.

Look at the time, Clint. It's time to bring back the game. Oh, what is that? As a man who quite easily gets the heebie-jeebies, I hate this game. No, this game is perfect for you because this is a way for you... Don't say face your fears. ...to face your fears.

No, it doesn't work. No. Last time we played, essentially Clint's blindfolded and we bring in a certain amount of different smells and you just have to tell us what it is. Yeah. Pretty easy game. You preyed on my fears last time by making me snuff old fruit.

Okay, we're not going to do that to you this time, all right? Pinky promise? Pinky promise. No old fruit. Let's bring in the first item. Can he get three out of three again? Here comes the first item. Anastasia, remember the rules.

Don't touch me. Ew, what is that? Have a smell. Oh, yuck. Oh, it's so fragrant. Okay, take it away, take it away, take it away. What is that? It smells like old beer.

Is it old beer? Should we give it to him? It's old wine. So pretty close. Old alcohol. It smells like wine. So pretty close. Old alcohol. It smells like the day after a party. You know when you're cleaning up all the bottles and your kitchen's all sticky. It's like stale alcohol

or something. Stale alcohol, that's what it is. Okay, perfect. We'll give you that one. Here comes the second item in... What is that? Don't touch me. This one should be pretty easy. Bring it back. Sorry, I got scared. This should be pretty easy. Oh, I bring it back. Sorry, I got scared. This should be pretty easy for you.

Surely you know what that is. You're going to kick yourself if you don't get this. It's fruity. Fruity, okay. It doesn't smell like old fruit. No, we said we wouldn't give you old fruit again. Is it pineapple? It is pineapple in a can.

There we go. Okay, cool. All right, so this is the third item, which is usually the hardest item. Can we bring in the third item, please? Last time this was your shoe. Last time it was my shoe, and here comes the third item, and ooh, what is that? If it's Ben's undies, I'm lodging a complaint with HR. I'll just say that now.

Is it here? Is it here? That's your breath. Is it your breath? I can feel you. My breath? Why is it blowing up? Oh.

Is that a puppy? Oh, it's a puppy. Oh, my God. Is this your puppy? This is my puppy. Oh, sweetheart. You're going to give Clint some kisses. You actually got the dog.

Yeah. You actually got the dog. We got the dog. Isn't it rude? Oh, hi, baby. Isn't it rude that I thought your breath smelled like dog? Hey, she's a puppy, so I'll take that. What's her name?

Her name, we've called her Whitney, last name Houston. Whitney Houston. This is the cutest dog. And we've just surprised Clint, who hasn't known about it, but we picked her up on the weekend and she's brand new. Sorry, baby, you don't stink at all. You picked it, though. You can smell it.

Yeah, well done. Oh, yes, it's clipped. Good game, everybody. There we go. That was, ugh, what is that? Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What?

No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is where you call up and tell us three quarters of a great story and then people have to try and guess the ending of it. That's right, but there'll be three different endings.

One written by Clint, one written by me, and then, of course, the real ending thrown in the mix just to confuse things a little bit. The person telling us their cliffhanger this afternoon is you, Leah. Hi. and then, of course, the real ending thrown in the mix just to confuse things a little bit. The person telling us their cliffhanger this afternoon is you, Leah. Hi. Hi, Bree. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm wonderful. That's good. Are you ready to tell us three quarters of your story? I can tell you three quarters of my story. All right. Away you go.

So Friday night I had a 40th to go to at a bar. Went along. It was okay, but I had friends at a different bar, so I went there. Had a few fanters. Had a good time. Looked down halfway through the night, probably around 9.30, 10 o'clock, at my hand. Okay, 9.30, 10 o'clock, Leah's looking down at her hand. All right, so she's at a 40th. She's had a few fanters, and she's looked at her hand.

Okay. And here come the endings. And you want your three endings. Here we go, the possible endings. Ending number one, she is married, and it turns out the rock from her wedding ring had gone missing some point during the night. No!

That would be horrible. I've always worried about that, and that's why I'm glad that I don't have, like, guys don't have diamonds. A diamond in your ring, yeah. Ending number two, there was a spider bite. My finger was so swollen they had to cut the ring off. It's now worthless. Okay, yep.

Ending number three, my phone number of a much younger man I had met briefly at the party. There it was, a big black magic marker on my hand. Oh, okay. So a phone number. And you'd had that written on there. And maybe not remembered it because maybe a couple too many fans did. So ending number one, the rock had gone missing from her wedding ring.

Ending number two, a spider bite. Or ending number three, an unusual number written on her hand. One of those is the correct ending to Leah's cliffhanger. Hey, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Good afternoon ending to Leah's cliffhanger. Hey, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Good afternoon. How are you going? Good, thanks, Brayden.

Do you think you know which is the real ending to this cliffhanger? Oh, I'll do my best. Go on then. I'm good to go. A, B, or C. One, two, or three. Which one is it? I reckon it's B.

B. B? There was a spider bite. My finger was so swollen I had to cut my ring off. It's now worthless. Leah, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger? So I looked down at my wedding finger and my rather beautiful large diamond was missing from my ring.

No! Leah, how much was the diamond worth? How many carats? More than one and less than two carats. Wow, okay. Somewhere in there. Worth a bit of money. I can finish that off, though, by saying I rang the bars back

and said, long shot, but if anyone finds, like, a rock, which looks like a piece of glass, really, and one of the bar managers called the cleaners, got them to sieve the vacuum cleaner, and I got it back yesterday. You're kidding me. They found your diamond in the vacuum cleaner and I got it back yesterday. You're kidding me. They found your diamond in the vacuum cleaner? At the cleaner's house, yep.

At the cleaner's house? Yep, it wasn't even at the tub anymore. You owe that, I know you know this, but you owe that cleaner like a bottle of champagne or something, okay? That may or may not be what I offered them. Yeah, right, good stuff. Yeah, well done. I mean, you can't get in trouble if your rock falls out of your ring.

If anything, that's your husband's fault for not buying you a stronger setting. Or is it a sign, Leah, that you were going a bit too hard? Well, I think I'm quite an expressive person and may have been talking with my hands a bit too much. Fair enough. Let's superglue that baby in. Leah, free mobile fuel for you. Congratulations.

Nice work. Thank you. Bree and Clint. A little bit overzealous before. I said New Zealanders eat 27 litres of ice cream a year. Yeah, it seemed like a lot. 23 litres of ice cream a year. Same, same.

It's still a lot. It's a lot. It works out to just under half a litre a week of ice cream. I don't know if I eat that much ice cream. I am lactose intolerant though, so. It doesn't stop you with cheese. That's true. That's very true.

It doesn't stop you with anything else That's true. That's very true. It doesn't stop you with anything else. Any other dairy product. Why draw the line at ice cream? If anything, you're being discriminatory towards ice cream. The 2020 New Zealand Ice Cream Awards are on the way and they're taking submissions at the moment. This is genius. This is what you should do if you love a product.

Create awards for it. Because then the best of the best in the country will send you their product and you just eat it and go, I'm about to hold the awards. We should do an awards here. Like make up a fake awards. Yeah. And just like, you know. Like if you love pizza.

Yeah. We're going to have the pizza. We're holding the 2020 pizza awards. Yep. We need all the pizza. And we're also going to hold. Fried chicken. You love fried chicken?

I'm having the fried chicken awards. The 2020 sausage roll Awards. Yep. We need all the pizza. And we're also going to... Fried chicken. You love fried chicken? I'm having the fried chicken awards. The 2020 Sausage Roll Awards. Yeah. Anyway, not to cast aspersions on the good people at the New Zealand Ice Cream Foundation, but their awards are back. And they've been running for ages as well.

Last year, the Supreme Award winner was for Large Manufacturer, Tip Top Boysenberry Ripple, which I can get on board. I do love Boysenberry Ripple. Yeah, it comes in a two-litre tub. It's old school. It's delicious.

And 2019 Supreme Award for Boutique Manufacturer, Ghana Chocolate made by Zany Zeus Limited. I haven't tried that one. Never been in chocolate ice cream, man. I find it a bit too much. Yeah, it's a little bit too rich. Anyway, I mean, but congratulations, Zany Zeus. Your award's well-deserved. We're not judges.

I've got some of the entries here for the 2020 awards. Do these win? Or these are just entries? These are entries. They haven't announced the finalists yet. Okay. These are just the entries. There's been 316 entries so far.

We're going to go through these, and you're going to tell me whether the idea of this flavour appeals to you. Okay. Would you eat this? All right. First entry in the 2020 Ice Cream Awards, asparagus and cream cheese. Oh.

No. A cream cheese flavoured ice cream I can get on board with. Savory though. Not with asparagus. Asparagus? Does asparagus ice cream make your wee smell? I'd say so. Okay, chocolate and berry.

Chocolate and berry, yeah. It's like Black Forest. Bit mainstream though. I'd say so. Okay, chocolate and berry. Chocolate and berry, yeah. It's like Black Forest. A bit mainstream though. Korma curry. Ooh. Is it spicy? Korma curry ice cream. I don't know if you can order it

Kiwi hot, Indian hot or mild. No, I quite like that. I think that'd be quite good. You're down for Korma curry? It's a whole meal in ice cream. That's quite good. I like my curry hot. Okay, yep.

Korma curry ice cream. Yeah, but it's perfect because if it's a hot curry, it's ice cream. Yep. What? If it's a... If it's hot, if the flavour's hot, the coolness of the ice will cool your mouth down. Sorry, I mean I like it temperature hot. Oh.

Okay, salted caramel. Yeah. That's standard. Smoked garlic and white chocolate shavings. What is going on? I do like garlic. Everyone likes garlic. But I'm not a fan of white chocolate,

so I'd have to get rid of it for that. I also like gravy. But everything has a time and a place. Although salty and sweet, I don't know. Okay, we're saying no to smoked garlic and white chocolate shavings. No. Rum and raisin. You know how I feel about rum and a place. Although salty and sweet, I don't know. Okay, we're saying no to smoked garlic and white chocolate shavings. No. Rum and raisin. You know how I feel about rum and raisin.

So this is not an experimental flavour, but is it a flavour that deserves an ice cream award? Look, if there's a tonne of rum in there, like a lot, then I'm on board. So you'd like rum? Yeah, let's just do rum. Oh, you could call it rum, no raisin. Rum, no raisin.

That's good. Why is the raisin a bit essential to a rum? Yeah, you don't need the raisin. Do rum and chocolate or something. Yeah, see, that'd be good. Massaman curry. Really? More curry?

Yeah. More curry. If we said yes to a korma, we have to say yes to a massaman. Yeah. Take that one off. Back to the korma ice cream. Does it have chicken in it? Is it like a chicken korma ice cream? Chicken k have chicken in it? Is it like a chicken Korma ice cream?

I think you can have a vegetable Korma. Yeah, you can. Well, does it have vegetables in it? Is there vegetables in the ice cream? There's carrots on top of it. These are all contenders in the 2020 Ice Cream Awards, New Zealand Ice Cream Awards. Vanilla?

Yeah, I love vanilla. Yeah, I love vanilla. It's a bit vanilla. But it's a little bit vanilla, yeah. French vanilla. Oh. I love, I love, you know when you're a basic B? Yeah.

When you buy into the fact that vanilla ice cream and they put the word franche in front of it and you're like, oh my God, this is so much better than vanilla. It is so much better though. Why is French vanilla so much better than vanilla? I don't know why. I don't know what's French about it, but I love French vanilla. Ah, marketing. Brian Clint.

Told you I've got a cheating story, and for this cheating story, I would like to take you all the way to, he's got it, Brazil. I asked Ben for some Brazilian music, and it was down to the wire, baby, as to whether we'd get it, but we got it. Oh, producer Ben, put him in the black caps.

This cheating story is about a Brazilian woman named Camila. She's woken up from a 78-day coma. Whoa, so wait, how many months is that? Almost three. Almost three months. That's a long time. 90 days is three months. Well, I mean, some people can be in a coma for a lot longer, can't they?

But a decent amount of time to be in a coma. Coma is, there's no... What? There's no full, there's no, I don't know how long a coma is. She's woken up from a 78-day coma. Pretty decent coma. Yeah. To find that her husband had left her.

Oh, well, that sucks. She had a husband when she went into the coma. That really sucks. This music is a delightful way to talk about it, though. Woken up, no more husband. He had left her for her mother. Oh, well, that's just a double kick in the guts, isn't it? When she went into the coma, her mum moved into her house to look after their kid.

They've got a six-year-old son together. And she's like, mum, to the rescue, I'll take care of the household while you're in the coma. Anyway, her and dad have fallen for each other. Oh my God. And yeah, she wakes up, he's gone. Can you imagine waking up from a coma and someone going, oh, this is the situation now. And you being like, how bloody long was I in a coma? Can you imagine waking up from a coma, period?

Like, imagine you've been in a coma. It'd be the strangest thing in the world. Yeah, you've been in a coma. You went into a coma three months ago this year. I couldn't even imagine. Can you imagine if you went... You went into a coma in February. Can you imagine, yeah, if you went into a coma in February

and then you woke up February, March, April, May, June, you woke up in June and people are like, oh, so this is the situation at the moment. Or you wake up now and they're like, Trump's got COVID. And you're like, what's COVID? What's COVID? Oh, Boris Johnson had it. Sorry, what?

Oh, it's a global pandemic. None of us can travel anymore. It'd be bizarre. You'd think someone was playing a prank on you or something. Yeah, you would. Wouldn't you? Well, that's what I wonder because I don't know how these things work. I've never known anybody

that's been in a coma and it's obviously not a light subject. I've never known anybody who's been in one. I've never been in one. You hear of some amazing stories of people like waking up

from like years of being in a coma. Yeah, you hear terrible stories as well but yeah, you hear people who wake up. There's stories of people who have woken up from comas

and they've got a new accent. Yeah, I've heard those stories, yep. Those ones are so, or they can speak a foreign language. Yeah. That they'd never studied before. What about, do you reckon that's a true, or like based on a true story, that movie where Rachel McAdams has a car accident? Oh, and she has amnesia.

And then she has amnesia and then, is it Channing Tatum? Yeah, it is. Channing Tatum. It's always Channing Tatum? Yeah, it is. Channing Tatum. It's always Channing Tatum. Has to make her fall in love with him again because she's been in a coma? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Not the time-travelling one, eh? That's a different Rachel McAdams. No, that's a different one. But, I mean, great plot. Wasn't she in two time-travelling movies? I think she's done like six. Yeah, right. She's the go-to time-traveller.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, $800 at M. This is a really weird one and promise we'll be sensitive about the topic because it obviously is a sensitive topic. But have you been in a coma before? I don't know that we'll get anybody on this because it's such a small sect of people who have ever

had to suffer being in a coma before. Yeah, and have you come out the other side? Can you call us to tell us about it? We'd love to ask you a few questions, if that's all right with you. Yeah. About what that experience was like. Yeah, what happens while you're in the coma? Yeah.

Fascinated. 0800-DIALS-AT-M. Or you can text us on 9696. We'd love to get you on this afternoon. I'd love to talk to someone. If you're willing to call. Brian Clint. Have you been in a coma?

It's a weird question to ask on the radio, but we're very curious. There's a story about a woman out of Brazil who woke up from a 78-day coma to find that her husband had left her for her mum. What a piece of work. It sounds like days of our lives. It does. It sounds like a plot line out of The Young and Restless. A hundred percent.

Doesn't it? Yeah. And it's all soft focus and you go, you've left me for my mother? I was in a coma. But it really happened. So we've asked, have you been in a coma? We'd love to know about it. Chris is here.

Hey, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, yeah. Look, back in 2014, I was actually in a coma. What from, Chris? How did it happen? I'm a jockey and I had a horse break both front legs, so it was a bit of an unfortunate sort of accident.

Yeah, right. No way. Yeah, look, I woke up singing Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. No. You're lying. So, yeah, no, I did see it. I had friends beside me who can vouch for us, and I was rapping it word for word, you know.

Is that your favourite song? What does this do for you? At the time. My anaconda don't. My anaconda don't. Take you back? Yeah, mate. Look, I did get on the radio for it as well.

Wow. A bit of a funny sort of story to tell, eh? Can I ask, how long were you in a coma for? 10 days. Whoa, yeah, right. And did they induce that coma? Yeah. Yeah, right, okay.

Why Anaconda? Do you have any special affiliation with the song? Because people try and drill down into these things and see what part of their psyche it relates to. What part of your brain is Anaconda about? Yeah, look, everyone knows I'm a Saturday night sort of guy. Always up for a good time. And Nicki Minaj, I am knowing.

Does it for you. To know all of her lyrics. Yeah, look, I would have thought I was out on a Saturday night, you know. Yeah, right. Seeing my friends beside me when I woke up. Just waking up really hungover. Chris. Yeah, come on, let's go.

After such a big, you know, obviously injury, are you still riding? Yeah, look, I'm still a jockey. Are you? Good for you then to get back on and do it. Because I watched that movie with Michelle Payne, the first woman to win the Melbourne Cup, and she had a similar injury where she was in a coma and then came back from it to win the Melbourne Cup.

Fascinating. Hey, Chris, we're glad you're okay now, man. We appreciate it, Chris. Yeah, amazing story. And T's here. Hey, T. Hi Fascinating. Hey, Chris, we're glad you're okay now, man. We appreciate it, Chris. Yeah, amazing story. And T's here. Hey, T. Hi, T. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Was it you that was in a coma? I was in a coma back in 2002. For how long, T? So it was for 10 days. Another 10 days, yeah. Yep, induced coma. I fell off a horse as well.

No way. Right. I wasn't off a horse as well. No way. Right. I wasn't wearing a helmet. Yeah. And so when I woke up, I had told my parents that I'd had all these dreams while I was in a coma. Yeah. But they were just distorted. I could hear the conversations that were happening.

Distorted realities. Yeah, so I could hear the conversations that people were having when they were visiting me. And I just thought I was having these weird dreams and they were slightly distorted. That's what I really wanted to ask Chris too, because I think that you go into a coma and then you wake up and all that time has just slipped by. But you do have some concept of time when you're in a coma, is that right? I'm not too sure. I just woke up saying I'd had this really weird dream and then I was like,

oh, we talked about this. And my dad used to talk to me in my coma and ask me, do you want me to sing to you? And I'd shake my head. Wow. Hey, T, was anyone talking behind your back? Nah, I don't think so. I was only 12, so. Well, okay. But that's a good tip if someone's in a coma.

Don't talk shit about them behind their back. They can hear it. Did you get back on the horse? Yes. You did. That's the saying, right? You've got to get back on the horse. But I feel like if I'd been in a coma,

I'd have every right not to get back on the horse. Oh, absolutely. But I bet you wear a helmet now, T, right? Yeah. Of course. Your parents wrapped you in cotton wool for a long time. Yeah. Well, I'm so glad you're okay and that you had that experience and you've called us.

Thank you. Awesome. See ya. Get you've called us. Thank you. Awesome. See ya. Get you a shorter horse for a bat. Yeah, real short-legged horse. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time. Three people, what was number one on their 16th birthdays? Let's find out. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi.

How are you going? I'm going good. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi. How are you going? I'm going good. That's good. What's your birthday, Sam? 15th of August, 97. All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 15th of August. In 2013, this reached the top of the chart. Huge.

Eric and Avicii's music has got bitter with time. I think it's, yeah, gotten more and more kind of iconic. Yeah. I mean, this one's a classic bop. It is a classic bop. Yeah, yeah. And was it Aloe Blacc? That's who you're singing, right?

Yeah, it's Aloe Blacc. Yeah. All right, you've got a great birthday banger, Sam White there. Let's get Mandy on. Hi, Mandy. Hi, Mandy. Good afternoon, Franklin. How are you, mate? Good, thank you.-black. Yeah. All right, you've got a great birthday banger, Sam. Wait there, let's get Mandy on. Hi, Mandy. Hi, Mandy. Good afternoon, Franklin. How are you, mate?

Good, thank you. That's very good. What's your birthday, Mandy? We'll do your birthday banger. 3rd of October, 1981. All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 3rd of October. And, Mandy, here comes your birthday banger. Oh, yeah.

Love that. I love Annie Will Smith. What year is this? 1997. Obviously, the first Men in Black movie

was released. That would make sense. Yeah. Do you like it, Mandy? Yeah, that's a banger. That's a tune. Love it. Okay, one more

for Steve. G'day, Steve. Hello, Steve. Hey, team. How you going? Good, mate. How are you? Not too bad.

Welcome to the show. What's your birthday? 24th of Jan, 77. All right. You were 16 in 1993 on the 24th of January. And in the early 90s, this had a number one hit. I will always love you The goat, the queen, the original. You wouldn't believe this, Steve,

but I announced on the show today that I got a brand new puppy and I've named her Whitney Houston and this has come up. What are the odds? Oh, it's fate. It's fate, Steve. It's fate, yeah, it's fate. It's fate. And we've never said no to Whitney on Birthday Banger.

Gotta play it. Winner, winner. I don't intend to start now, yeah. What is the song that would have to come up for us to not play this? I don't know. Nothing for me. I mean, I named my dog after it. I mean, that's how much I love her. Steve, you won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.

Nice work, Steve. Thank you. It meant to be today. Brianne Clint, you won birthday banger. Congratulations. Nice work, Steve. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Meant to be today. Brian Clint, here's birthday banger. ZDM. I should stay. I would only be in your way. way so I'll go but I know

I'll think of you every step of the way and I And I will always love you Will always love you You, my darling, you Bittersweet memories That is all I'm taking with me

So goodbye Please don't cry We both know I'm not what you, you need And I, I will always love you I will always love you I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this, I wish you love And I

will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will I love you

Oh I'll always I'll always Love You Is it in Brie and Clint? Is it in Brie and Clint? That's the GOAT, the winner of Birthday Banger today for Steve. Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You.

Have you heard the Dolly Parton version? No. I love Dolly Parton. She wrote the song. It's her song. Yeah, I did know that, yeah. And Whitney was covering it. It's very different, the Dolly Parton version.

I don't think anyone could sing it better to me than her, though. Because it was her song. Yeah, right. It's one of those ones where Dolly's even gone, I think it's Whitney's song now. Yeah, totally.

It becomes theirs. Yeah. But still love Dolly. Age game. How old's Dolly Parton? Oh, great question. I will lock in for Dolly Parton. 78.

I'm going to lock in 75. Producer Ben? Yeah, I was going to say 75, so I'll just go 76. 76. Producer Anastasia, how old is Dolly Parton? 78. No, 78's gone. 77's available.

And what else? Oh, we'll go for 77 then, please. She's 74. Interesting. The woman who started the game won the game. I didn't. I hadn't seen. Interesting.

She's also a Capricorn like me. Interesting. Very interesting. a Capricorn like me. Interesting. Very interesting. There's a very interesting study that's out that finally I am excited about it because I feel like this might be good for, you know, me. Right. Good, good. And my stature.

Yeah, good. Maybe you too. We'll find that out because the study says that scientists have revealed that having a big butt could be the key to being a speed sprinter. Bigger the butt, faster the runner. Yeah, right. On you. The powerhouse.

That this would come into good use at some point. The engine room. The engine room. Yeah. So, I, so, I was about to say thicker butt. What's the right word? Say a large

gluteus maximus. Right, okay. It makes sense because if that's where you're driving from, then you, the bigger it is,

the more muscular. That's true. It says that, yeah, they did a study on a bunch of different sprinters and the musclier or the bigger their gluteus maximus

or their glute muscle was, the better and faster the sprinter was. I don't know what it means for my butt, but I've never had a small butt. I wouldn't say you've got a big butt. It's smaller than it's been in the past, I think. And I've been running extremely slow. Right. I've started running, I'm not a fast runner. The study checks out.

We thought this afternoon we could settle who's the fastest runner on the show. We had! No, that's not the right button at all. You got it? No, that's not the right button at all. I had it. He's getting nervous. Look, I don't

know if I'm really stoked To be talking about my butt measurement on the radio But you know what I'm a confident voluptuous woman And I don't care Sumptuous and voluptuous Voluptuous And I know that I've got a bit of extra

Around the caboose And I'm a man who has been Accused of having a J-Lo booty before, but I'm here to embrace that. I think men's butts are underrepresented. So if I win biggest butt on the show, I'm here to stand by it. I feel like my mother has blessed me with what I call the saddlebag ass, and I feel like you're really up against it in this one.

I don't want to be up against it. For the record, I do not want to be up against it. That's the last thing I want. Well, we'll see. Anastasia is here, our producer who today, her job description extended to measuring our butt size. Yeah, it was all good in the planning meeting when we were talking about it

and then when I walked into the studio I was like, oh, I actually have to like wrap something around your guys' gluteus maximus. Yeah, you got really close. It was a bit weird. To the danger zones is what I like to call them. I feel like we're all really much closer now. I think so too, yeah. It's brought us together.

Well, you were a lot closer. I'm ready for the results. We don't know the results. Do we want it in centimetres or metres? I've got both. Metres. Metres? Whose is the metre?

No, it's literally just a metre. We'll go centimetres. Okay, centimetres. All right, let's start off with Clint. Okay, all right. Clint, your gluteus maximus circumference, was that circumference? Yeah, circumference.

Your circumference was 1,020 centimetres. 1,020 centimetres? So to convert that, it's one metre. It means I've got a 10 metre arse. You mean 100. Oh, is that millimetres? Yeah. Who have we put in charge here?

I think you mean it was 1.2. Is that right? No, it was 1.02. 1.02. So it's like one metre. Yeah. Just over one metre. All right, got it.

All right. Breeze. That's pretty decent. I thought so. Yeah. Breeze and meters measured 1.095. Get in! Which means that yours was pretty much a meter.

Get in. And Breeze was 1.1 pretty much. That's the one time you shouldn't celebrate with the term get in. There you go. Breeze got the biggest butt on the show. We need to go for a race. No, we need to go for a running race. My gluteus maximus has other plans, to be honest. Put your money where your ass is.

It's retired. Does other things now. It's such a shame because, I mean, science would say. There you go, science. I'm the faster runner. You're in charge. Yeah. Settle it on the track.

No. Not true. Thanks, producer butt measurer. Settle it on the track. No. Not true. Thanks, producer butt measurer. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate that. I said before, and I wasn't lying, there has been a New Zealander of national significance born. That's how they play at the hospital when one comes out.

Red carpet. Yeah, red carpet rolled out for the baby. Don't you dare make a joke about that. Don't you go there. I wasn't meaning to. This carpet wasn't red before you guys got here. This was a white carpet. What happened to the white carpet?

This is our good white carpet that we rolled out. Nurse, whose idea was it to install white carpet in a birthing suite anyway? Who is doing that? This baby wasn't born in a hospital. This baby was born in Rotorua's Rainbow Springs Nature Park. Jeez, couldn't hold it to the hospital. Yeah, to parents Trev and Sherl. The New Zealander of national significance who has been born is...

Tiny baby Kiwi. The bird, not the person. Oh, my God. Trev and Sherl is the real names. I love the names Trev and Sherl. Yeah, they're also Kiwis. Two birds. The birds, not the people.

Yeah. There are plenty of Kiwis called Trev and Sherl, but this Kiwi is the Kiwi bird. The bird. God, this gets confusing. The flightless bird. Why don't you check this story and see if it's actually about a bird? No, I have. It's about a bird. That's good. Is there a picture? Yeah, there's a picture

of the bird. I can get you a picture. The Kiwi is very rare. It has white feathers on its stomach, which is apparently not a common kiwi trait. Also not a helpful kiwi trait. I've never seen that before. Not a helpful kiwi trait because if this kiwi was in the wild,

it would be more visible to predators. So kiwis are pretty bad at surviving anyway. This one, no chance. You're basically looking at a chicken nugget with a long beak. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. It's so cute with the white belly. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

You can go and visit it too at Rainbow Springs in Notanoa. There's been a competition. He'll probably be sleeping though. He'll probably be sleeping in a dark room where you can't see it. There's a competition to name the kiwi. What would you name this kiwi? If a brand new kiwi has just been born, special occasion, give it a good name, Bree. Give it a name of significance.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Some of the ones suggested Aroha, which means love. Oh, that's cute. Hope. Fern. Those are fairly generic Kiwi names. Also not very trevish, Earl.

COVID. Someone suggested we call the Kiwi COVID. No. I don't want to be reminded of COVID. Elvis. I like that one. be reminded of COVID. Elvis. I like that one. Because he's from Rota Vegas. Is it a boy? Yeah. Elvis is good. That's quite cute. Because it's from the Las Vegas of New Zealand.

Yeah, from Rota Vegas. Rota Vegas. No, the name they've sealed it on for the brand new baby kiwi at Rotorua's Rainbow Springs is Leshkol. No, it's not. Leshkol the kiwi. No, it's not. Leshko the Kiwi. No, it's not. Is it actually?

No, it's Blooms. I thought Leshko was funnier. Leshko would have been way better. Naughty boy, Leshko. Blooms is an Andrew Bloomfield. Oh, gotcha. Of course. He gets everything.