ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 7th 2019

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We're back. We are back. Yeah, good to be here. Just be warned that today's show gets quite heated around a legal debate. We may or may not be attempting to mount a lawsuit against Dave. Nah, I'm suing that bastard. Whoa, just I don't know what we're allowed to legally say about this. What? I'm allowed to? If I think he's a bastard who stole from us, allegedly, as long as you say allegedly. Yeah, I think if you say allegedly. It's fine.

Yeah. There's a chance that our debut single has been plagiarised. You will get all the information as the podcast unravels. If you don't know what we're talking about, it's when we started a DJ duo back in February and we released a single called Send It. We believe, we have reason to believe, very good reason with audio to back it up,

that a massive worldwide DJ has stolen our lyrics and some of our, I guess you'd say, what's the music term? Intellectual property. Yep. That. Allegedly. Allegedly. All alleged.

It'll all come out in the podcast. Let's be real, though. Before we talk about it, producers, do you honestly think we would have a case if we actually had enough money to take this guy to court? Yeah, no, probably not. You don't think we do? I don't we actually had enough money to take this guy to court? Yeah, no, probably not. You don't think we do? I don't think so, but I'm keen. You've heard the sort of stuff that people have

sued for in the past. I know, I know, but I'm worried that they might think it's a bit of a joke because we're a radio station. Yeah. Having a bit of fun, tongue in cheek. I think you're scared. Ellie? To my ear, I don't actually think it sounds hugely similar, but... It's the same lyrics!

Same lyric, but not our phrase though, I guess. But going off other things that have been sued in the past, I'm like, maybe we do have a chance. Yeah.

That's my honest opinion. You guys seem like you're half in, so I'm cutting you out of the lawsuit. Let's contact Aaron Brockovich. That bitch loves to get on these type of things. Stop calling people bitch. No, I'm saying it in a nice way. I know you are.

I've always wanted to sue someone. If you're a high-powered entertainment lawyer or you're a wealthy philanthropist who wants to support the underdog, feel free to get in touch with us once you've heard all the facts in today's podcast about our lawsuit. And if you want a hint about who the DJ is that has stolen, allegedly, our hit song, went to number one on iTunes here in New Zealand,

let's just say he's about to hit turbulence. That's a Lil Jon song. He's at turbulence. The other guy's on it. Oh, is he? Okay, sweet ass. Nice. I don't want Lil Jon to get dragged into this.

No, I'm pretty sure it's his song featuring Lil Jon. Who knows? It was probably Lil Jon's song and he stole it. Just back to the support we need. If you are a high-powered entertainment lawyer or a big, wealthy philanthropist who wants to support the underdog, how can they contact us, Ben? Just message us on Instagram for now.

No. Get more formal than this. You're out. You're out. Email me, clint at zmonline. me. Clint at ZM online dot com. Clint at ZM online dot com. If you're American

send him nudes too. It's ZM. We call it Zed in New Zealand. ZM. ZM online dot com. Zed. Zed.

I'm going to do this myself. We're very angry. Here's today's podcast everyone. Enjoy. You've hit turbulence. Now let me see you dance. Very angry. Here's today's podcast, everyone. Enjoy. You've hit turbulence. Quick, plug your headphones in.

I got it. Get them on. We've got to go. We've got to go. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. We're back from holiday, and it is great to be here. Hello, Brie.

Hello, Clint. Brie flew in from Australia first thing this morning didn't you? No, last night. Well technically this morning. International timeline. Got in at 1am. Yep. Yes. God I hate, you know what I hate? I love flying to Australia because you pick up an extra two hours but then when you fly back here it's like I've gotten older and I haven't even spent the time. Oh, God, and there's daylight savings. How have you adjusted?

Are you jet-lagged at the moment? I'm so jet-lagged. Are you? So am I. I drove to the Coromandel for my holiday. You do get jet-lagged. And they're a day behind in the Coromandel, but they're four hours ahead.

So it's yesterday, but it's like 7 o'clock. Yeah, they're in a different dimension in the Coromandel. Yeah, they really are yeah yeah yeah the relaxed dimension that's exactly exactly and it was great

to spend a week there you know it was terrific but we're here now you look younger for it you think it's because you've lost time

I've actually gone back well see I was in Sydney so I've aged about 6 years yeah yeah yeah you know how fast Sydney is especially those gay bars but we're here now and it's noses to the grindstone it's all go baby we are here to work Six years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how fast Sydney is. Oh, especially those gay bars.

But we're here now and it's noses to the grindstone. It's all go, baby. We are here to work, work, work. We've got lots of stuff to give away, too. Yeah, so we've got $400 to give out at 4.40 from New World with the New World Wine Awards. What did I say? 4.40. Oh, 4.20.

4.20. Yeah, sorry, it's 4 440 in the Coromandel. Exactly. That's the confusion. 420 Auckland time. Yes, Auckland time. Is when we're going to give away $400 with New World. Basically, if you know your wines, or even if you don't,

we're going to help you towards this prize. You can take that one home. Pretty simple. We're also starting a thing today for Two Degrees, where if you share your confessions with us, dating confessions, horror stories, you can win a whole bunch of stuff. We'll tell you more about that soon.

But right now, we're looking for a locksmith. Is there a locksmith listening to ZM in your lock van, your lock wagon, your locksmobile? Your lockmobile. We need your help. There's a theory that's been put out there by my brother, and I want to ask you direct.

Is he correct? Yeah. Or is he full of BS? Any locksmith, okay? We don't care if you work for a big company. We don't have to name your company either. If you're worried about that, that doesn't matter. We just need someone who knows their locks, right?

Someone who knows how to lock it, pop it, and drop it. Would you take someone who's picked their way out of prison before? Yes. Okay. Anyone who knows their way around a lock. No, no, just locksmiths. 0800 DIAL ZM. We just need your help, okay?

We're just looking for a bit of help. Give us a call. 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. So we're on holidays last week and obviously I live in New Zealand here in Auckland and my family all live back home in Australia. And most of the time we communicate through Facebook Messenger, text message, all of that.

And my messenger pops up with a message from my brother. And I thought, oh, here we go. Haven't heard from him in a while. How's he doing? Yeah, he probably had some news. Keeping up the curls, keeping those pythons nice and sharp. Probably some gym theories or something. Anyway, he literally, it's not a hello, it's not a how are you,

it reads like this. I have a theory. What if 90% of all keys and locks are the same and the lock companies just rely on the fact that people expect their keys not to work so they never try? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I can't handle this. I mean, I know my brother pretty well and it wasn't 420. I was going to say, did this message come through at 420? No, I can't handle this. I mean, I know my brother pretty well, and it wasn't 420.

I was going to say, did this message come through at 420? No, it didn't. It didn't? What about Australian time? No. Carry the one. Could have been.

Now, now, now, now, now, now. I know you're sceptical, and I know we have two qualified locksmiths here to put this theory to. I would like to table some evidence before we go to them. I had a girlfriend at high school, and she gave me a key to her house.

Yes. Her parents' house. And one day I went around and I opened her parents' house with that key. And then I went back to my parents' house and by default opened my parents' front door with the key to her parents' house and it worked. The same key happened to work and that's when we thought we would get married. We didn't, but, you know. That's awkward because I have a bit of evidence I want to bring to the table as well. Similar to yours, I remember my whole family, we went to an outing once.

I think it was to church, actually. Whoa. And we had a Land Cruiser four-wheel drive at the time. Anyway, we've walked outside after church. There's our champagne-coloured, you know. Land Cruiser four-wheel drive. Exactly. My dad pulls out the keys.

He opens the car. We all get in. And I was like, this isn't our car. But the key got you into it. But the key got us in. Okay, what we're about to do, one of our locksmiths has hung up because I think this might be too real for him. Oh, no, we've blown a wide open.

Have we uncovered a conspiracy which is going to render every lock in the country void? Do we know what we're doing here? I don't know, but let's go to Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Yeah, how are you, boys? You've heard the theory and you've also heard the evidence.

Now, what say you? I say, well, locks like humans get old and don't work. So the more time there's in it, the less they work. So generally, if your car or house locks are older than 10 years, a lot of keys will sit. Excuse me? So an old lock is more likely to be opened

by any key. Oh, because every time you put a key into an old lock it like drags back and forth so pieces of it obviously you know. Yeah, but my house is old as all sin. Are you telling me that any key might open my front door? Oh,

possibly not any key but some keys will. So the theory could be correct. No, this is a different theory again. This new theory is old locks are easy to get into. What about the other one? That's true. Another one, there are master keys that will open most locks. What do you mean, a master key?

Like, do you have the master key? A lot of locksmiths do, or we use other devices to get into locks. But ultimately, all you have to do is tap up a few cylinders. And I will say, it's not quite as easy as you see in the movies. But yeah, it's possible. Wait, who's been given the keys to the city? Winston Peters? Is that you?

Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure Winston Peters has the key to the city. Did you say Winston Peters because you don't know the mayor's name? Yeah. Chris, this has been very eye-opening. Thank you, Chris. Thank you so much. You've been so honest. Oh, I don't know what we've done there.

I'm just going to go try a bunch of doors on my way home. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. And this is good, actually. We're straight back into things. I've got some breaking medical news this afternoon. Breaking medical news. Clint had gastro. No.

On the holiday. No, because you come out like that and then I say no and it sounds like I did have gastro and I'm just trying to cover it up. Shut up, okay? Shut up. No one updated. It was a parasite. Oh, what a surprise. I knew it.

I got it. Oh, you did another one. You got it. This is it. This is the real breaking news. No, he just shouted. Tried to cover it up there with a medical story. I had real medical news to do. There are people out there who are not going to get their medical news now

who are sitting there in pain going, oh, Clint, tell me what's going to take away this pain. They're laughter from this and watching you. No, go on, give it to us. No, no. Give it to us. No, you know how this works. You railroad it like this so far and then whatever I do,

it's not going to go, oh, it's funny what Bree just said to you. Don't tell your little tantrum. Come on, give it to us. No. Don't say it. Don't say that. Don't say that. Clinton Roberts has cracked the sats. Zipri and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio.

This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you beautiful man. How are you going? Hello, guys. I've missed you. We are never going this long without speaking again, please. Yeah, so don't do the wrong thing and kiss those other boys then, Dean.

Yeah, Dean. Right. Hey, Dean's got a special scoop for us involving Leonardo DiCaprio. What do you know, Dean? Okay, I found out the best thing over the weekend. Leonardo DiCaprio, for years, he did the most epic out-of-this-world adventure for him and his friends you've ever heard. This is what he did. He hired a private 747.

There's like a luxury one that has like bedrooms in it and all this kind of thing. It flew to Australia. They had New Year's Eve in Australia on a boat in the harbour, jumped on the jet, flew to America, landed in Las Vegas, and then enjoyed New Year's Eve in Las Vegas. You know, because of the time difference, they were able to do two. It cost a million bucks to charter a private 747.

There's only a couple of them in the world. It's a two-story plane. For him and his mates, it included Jonah Hill. Miranda Kerr was one of them as well. And there you go. That's how you do New Year's Eve with Leo DiCaprio. Twice in one day. I don't mean to be that guy,

but Leonardo DiCaprio does a lot of campaigning for the environment. Is that helping the environment? Was the 747 that he charted, was it a hybrid? Was it an electric plane? Was it a hydrogen-powered plane which had low to no impact on the environment? Nope. It was the real deal. Right.

Hmm. Hmm. Interesting. But it's all right. Live your life, Leo. Also, Dean, massive news since we've been away that Kylie Jenner has split with baby daddy Travis Scott and has gotten back together with her previous boyfriend, Tiger, who has also got a baby with her brother's mama baby.

I don't even know what's going on. Yeah, what is the latest on this miss? The latest on this is, look, Travis and Kylie broke up. Not a huge surprise. Hollywood relationships are very difficult, you know. But she, twice in the last week, has been spotted conveniently near Tiger, her ex. So, first of all, she went to Tiger's Hotel, which is the Sunset Marquee,

which I think the four of us and Ellie and Ben, I think we all went there actually when you were in town. So, she went there to see him conveniently at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday night. Then over the weekend, her and Khloe Kardashian casually bumped into him again at a club in West Hollywood. So, twice in one week, conveniently running into X, you know, where there's smoke, there's fire. Why would you go back to Tiger over Travis Scott?

Right. And I have this theory, Dean, and I said to Clint, Kylie dated Tiger for a long time. I believe they were actually in love. They dated when she was young. They really loved each other. And then, you know then they broke up and Kylie happened to get together with Travis,

got pregnant. Was it on purpose? Probably not. And then she's been with him and then realised that she still loves Tiger. Right. It's true love. It's meant to be. I think so. Her and Travis, yeah, they were pregnant within months. Yeah. It's a Rexity love story.

Okay. Alright. We'll keep bringing us the latest on that. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent out of Los Angeles with the latest brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Guys, get excited, especially if you're around the Auckland area next year, 2020, January, because there's a Harry Potter themed pop-up bar coming. It's as cool as it sounds, Clint.

No, you're being rude to Harry Potter fans. No, I think it sounds cool. You know Harry Potter fans are going to be interested in this and you're here waiting to slap them with a big old wedgie at the end of the story, aren't you? No, this is exciting. So you need to sign up now because it's going to fill up really fast and I know Ellie, producer Ellie, will be keen for this.

So some of the things that you'll get to do, Ellie, you tell me if this is up your alley. You get to brew potions. Cool. Yep. You can cast real spells. Really? Okay.

You can drink crazy Harry Potter themed drinks. Butter beer, I'm guessing. It doesn't say that. You wouldn't know, Bree, because you're not a fan, but yeah, keep going. And then you can also compete in a bunch of challenges. Sounds fun. It does sound fun,

but I can't let you seriously breathe. Also, you get hit with a robe and a wand on entry. You get hit with one. What's this here? You'll be hit with a robe and a wand on entry. You get hit with one. What's this here? You'll be hit with a robe and a wand on entry. That doesn't sound fun. I'd just like to put it on myself.

Which is weird because you also get all of these same things at Family Bar on K Road. Hit with a wand. Yeah. Sometimes it does leave a bit of a scar too, especially if it hits you in the forehead. It does. You have to be careful. No, no, no, no, no. Now, you do this, and we have a lot of Harry scar too, especially if it hits you in the forehead. It does. You have to be careful.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Now, you do this, and we have a lot of Harry Potter fans who listen to this show, including Ellie. And I've read the first book, so I'm a Harry Potter fan as well. No, that does not make you a fan at all.

It does. Hedwig? You're worse than me. Where is the bar? Give us some real information. If, like Ellie, because this sounds fun. It does.

For an adult Harry Potter fan. Yeah. Where can like Ellie, because this sounds fun. It does. For an adult Harry Potter fan. Yeah. Where can we go? The details. Yeah. What the wizard's cauldron is what they're calling it. Wait, why are they not calling it a Harry Potter bar?

Have they not paid for the license? I don't think they've paid for the rights. So it's probably going to be instead of butterbeer, like fun-a-beer or something. Yeah. When January 2020 exact dates haven't been released, where? Secret location, Auckland. Okay. Probably at Family Bar, actually.

I hope they have paid for the licence and you don't get there and you're like, oh my God, it's a Harry Potter. Don't say that. Do not say that. Whatever you do, we will get shut down so fast if you say the H word. You cannot say it. Okay.

Well, that's good news for everybody out there. Ron Weasley's so hot at Family Bar, like the Ron Weasley version. He always has his top off. Some people don't even know what Family Bar is, by the way. And trust me, Quidditch, a whole different thing. Put the ball through the hoop. The snitches. All right, all right, all right.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Random question for you this afternoon. Are you on Google Street View? Now, I'm on Google. No. I'm on LinkedIn. No, no. Is there a picture of you on Google Street View. Now, oh, oh. I'm on Google. No. I'm on LinkedIn. No, no.

Is there a picture of you on Google Street View somewhere? Okay. No, you have to tell us what Google Street View is first. Google Street View is the one, you know how you've got Google Maps? Yes. And then you can go down to street level and it's a 360 view of that street. And you can actually virtually walk along that street using Google. You see, or

might have seen, is this the one where the car drives around that's got the big like earth looking thing on top which is like a massive camera? It's got cameras all around it, yeah. And it's someone's job to just non-stop drive the streets of your city. How exciting. Constantly documenting. And they don't have to do anything.

A computer does it all. They just drive and drive and drive and drive. You know who should do that? A courier driver because then they don't have to do anything. A computer does it all. They just drive and drive and drive and drive. You know who should do that? A courier driver because then they can do two jobs at once. That would be a good idea. They also be a good idea to see if you can Google Street View through the McDonald's drive-thru. Yes.

In case a guy driving it's got hungry. There's a story today out of Taiwan. Someone has found, because with this, people can find all kinds of things. Literally every street on planet Earth Has been mapped by this camera And at certain times People are doing different things

A Taiwanese couple Have been recorded by Google Street View In what's being described as An alfresco embrace So outdoor gardening A naked cuddle They are leaned up against a car In what doesn't look like a particularly romantic position.

They're literally just leaning on the bonnet of a car and Google Street View's gone past and captured the whole thing. I know what's happened here. Taiwanese car wash. Taiwanese car wash? Yep. Yeah? It's good old-fashioned.

That's how they do it in Taiwan. Naked? Yep. While they're holding on to each other? Yes. It's a man and a woman. They can get more surface area. Google have done them the courtesy of blurring out the faces.

Oh, thank God. And they've also blurred out the ladies' butt cheeks. Why? I don't know. They deemed that that was too much to show. Like a whole crack or just half? Whole crack. The whole crack has been blurred.

The whole crack has been blurred out. Okay. But they're there. Until the Google Street View car goes down that street again, that will be the image that is on that street at Shantane Road in the mountain terrain outside Taiwan's Taichung City. So many people will be Googling that street now. I've just given you the address.

You can go right to it. You know, my nan's on Google Street View. Rest her soul. The Google Street View car went down her street in East Auckland in the suburb of Pakuranga, and she was coming out to get the mail. Oh, really? Yeah. She's just walking out.

There's a look on her face that goes, what the hell is that space car? I thought you were about to say she was up against her car. No. Excuse me. You have some respect for my late grandmother, okay? And that's how I know that Google don't update that street too often because my beautiful grandmother, rest her soul,

passed away five years ago. Or she told you she did and she's still alive and she just doesn't want to see you for Christmas. Well, there is that one as well. And when I miss Nan, I just go to her address on Google Street View. Oh, now that's sad. That was a joke.

Do you actually do that? I have in the past. You have? Yeah, because it's at her house. But here's the question. Here's the question. Are you on Google Street View? Is there a photo of you doing something?

It doesn't matter what it is. You could be doing anything at all. Did the Google Street View car get a picture of you? And there you are. You're famous on Google. Oh, $800. What were you doing? It's hopefully not the same as the Taiwanese

couple. Nan, if you're listening. R.I.P. That's a bad joke. Oh, I just got it. No one's on Google Street View except for one guy whose uncle is pulling the fingers. And I went to my nan's house on Google Street View

and it's been updated, so now she's gone. We went to my parents' house and it's too rural, so there isn't even a street view. Yeah, the Google car's never been down your parents' street. It's too far. Can zoom in on the top of the house, though. Yeah. Yeah, I think I saw your mum lying on the roof catching some rays.

She does love to get the nips in. So we're going to talk about Miley Cyrus instead and her new, I'm not going to say boyfriend, but the person she's dating. Oh, so it's a boy. It is a boy, yeah. Oh, you've given it away. So it's not that girl that Caitlin, no, yeah? Caitlin, no, not Caitlin Jenner.

Cooper? Caitlin? It's not her anymore. Miley is seeing a boy and she's come out and said, I'm single now because everyone's freaking out every time she hooks up with someone. She goes, I'm single now. You're going to have to get used to the idea of me dating.

It's like when your parents break up and they're like, look, I'm single now and I need to live my life. Miley has said that. Do you know who Miley's latest love interest is? I definitely saw this and I remember thinking, oh, well, that's taking a walk down memory lane. Is it someone from her past? Now I can't remember who it was.

I don't recall him being a part of her past. No, I'm going to say no. Is it one of the Jonas Brothers? No, it's not one of the Jonas Brothers, but you are in the right industry. Right industry. Yeah. Give me a hint.

He's Australian. He's Australian. Oh, I know who it is. Who is it? I saw it. 100% can lock it in. Yeah. Cody Simpson.

Yeah, Miley Cyrus is seeing Cody Simpson. Wait, so is that confirmed? Yeah, so TMZ got some footage of the two of them hooking up at a grocery store. And so they were forced to address it. Some pervert at the grocery store was zooming in on it and then ripped the footage off and sold it to TMZ. But anyway, that's the life of being a Hollywood celebrity, I guess.

Also, who hooks up at a grocery store? But yeah, Miley Cyrus is now in a relationship with Cody Simpson. What's he been doing? Waiting. For Miley Cyrus? Waiting for the right moment to strike? I don't know. It does bode well for you

because she clearly has a thing for Australians. You know, Liam Hemsworth and now Cody Simpson. True. Producers, have we got some interview time coming up? With Cody or with Miley? Not Cody. I don't care about him. Can we put Miley on the books?

We can get Cody. Do you want Cody? We'll get Cody for you. If you want Cody, I'll get him. Just say yes, I'll get him. He's an easier get than Miley. We can definitely get Cody. I guess if we get him.

Shoot for the stars. Get us Miley, okay? Okay. Can we try and actually get Miley Cyrus? I wonder if she's pushing anything at the moment. Like a new... Oh, no, she's getting a new relationship. I know what she is pushing at the moment.

Cody Simpson. Cody Simpson. Cody Simpson. Next minute, Miley will be dating Aaron Carter. Right? Well, yeah. I reckon wait a month because this is obviously another rebound relationship. Yeah, because if there's one other Australian Miley Cyrus is going to hook up with, it's me.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, treasure. Pretty simple game where you can pick up some mobile fuel. We'll give you an item, tell you a few things about it, and you just need to tell us whether it's worth under 5K, meaning it's trash, or over 5K, meaning it's treasure. Kind of like a live antiques roadshow. Let's go and talk to Kirstie.

Hi, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Afternoon, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. Have you heard the game before? Yes, I have. Perfect.

Well, this should be pretty simple. Here comes your first item. I brought my shower curtain in today. Signed by Anthony Perkins. Oh, the psycho dude. Creak, creak, creak, creak. I won the shower curtain in San Diego on a contest and Anthony Perkins signed it when he showed up

to give a speech about directing Psycho 3. It's a shower curtain signed by the guy from that horror movie. The director. This one. You and I went to the set for this. It was pretty surreal, wasn't it? When we were in LA looking for Channing Tatum. So back to you, Kirsty.

Is that item a signed shower curtain, trash or treasure? I'm going to go trash. Trash, locking in trash under 5K. Let's have a listen to the audio. I'd value right around $800 to $1,000 range easily. Nice work, Kirstie. She's trash, that's one to you.

Here's your second item. I have a 1993 Dale Earnhardt racing suit from the Coca-Cola 600 A1. Acquired it in 1993 at an invitational-only event. So, do you know what race the suit's from? That is the 1993 Coca-Cola 600. He won that one, didn't he? Yes, sir. When he won a race, he retired his suit.

Wait, what the hell is this? So, Producer Ben, why would you pick a NASCAR racing suit? Why not? It's fascinating. What's fascinating about it? Kirstie's not going to know anything about NASCAR. What's a Coca-Cola

600? Just a massive, massive NASCAR event. It's really popular. We apologise, Kirstie. It's hard to find your work. That's okay, guys. That's okay. Stab in the dark. Trash or treasure for this racing suit? I'm going to go trash.

Based on everything I've seen here, I put the value right at about $20,000. Stab in the dark, trash or treasure for this racing suit? I'm going to go trash. All right. So, you know, based on everything I've seen here, I put the value right at about $20,000. How was Kirstie able to do that? How was Kirstie? I could definitely spend $20,000 on better things than a NASCAR. Yeah, you could, yeah. I'm going after Producer Ben for you, Kirstie.

All right, here comes item number three. Item number three, best of luck. This is the actual Beach Boys surfboard that was pictured on their two album covers, Surf and Safari and Surfer Girl. In the 1970s, Dennis gave this board to a neighbour and friend. In 1985, Louis gave the board to my dad, and years later my dad gave the board to me. Okay, now we're talking.

The Beach Boys surfboard that was featured on both of their albums. It's their surfboard. Is that trash or treasure? Let's go treasure. Gotta be, right? Has to be. Okay, let's find out. I'd give you like $65,000.

Whoa! Jesse, pick up the moment of view. Oh, awesome. Thank you, guys. Congratulations. Now I'm off to watch some NASCAR, awesome. Thank you, guys. Congratulations. Now I'm off to watch some NASCAR, actually. Yeah, actually, I've got to look up some Coca-Cola 500, actually. That sounds like...

It's going to be a big race tonight. I love NASCAR. I'm watching that NASCAR. So relevant. So relevant. Thank you for just being here. Yeah, thanks, guys. Congratulations, Kirsty. We'll get that out to you AS just being here. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, guys. Congratulations, Kirstie.

We'll get that out to you ASAP. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. We are back from holiday, and I wish I was here with happier news, but it turns out we may be the victims of plagiarism here at the Bree and Clint Show. Let's look at the facts. This is big, you calling out saying plagiarism. Are you saying allegedly?

Yep. Yeah, I'm going to allege plagiarism. Okay. Yep. Let's look at the facts. We don't just play the music, we make the music. We are bonafide hit artists. You might remember earlier in the year,

we formed a DJ duo called the Hot Mess Express and we released a single called Send It. Sounded a lot like this. We just want to send it. Send It. Sounded a lot like this. Have I said anything that's not true so far? No, that's all true. We made and produced that song with Kings in four weeks. We are bonafide hit artists.

We played it at float. It absolutely went ballistic. It went to number one on the iTunes charts. It's still on Spotify. Anybody in the world can access this song, especially if you're a DJ doing research for your next single, Steve Aoki. Ho, ho, ho.

Uh-oh, this piece of the puzzle is starting to slot into place. Wait, so you're saying that you've come across a new song from Steve Aoki, a song that he's released after we released our hit single, Send It. That's exactly what I'm saying. Okay. Now, Steve Aoki, for those who don't know, is the DJ with the long hair who throws cake at people. This guy.

Oh, what a show. He's huge. He's worth millions of dollars. Doesn't need to be stealing from little novice DJs like you and I. Then why has he released a song last week called Send It? Why has Steve Aoki, one of the biggest DJs in the world, released a song last week called Send It? Could be coincidence.

Could be coincidence. Could be coincidence. We need to hear it Well let's remember The key part of our song Is the bit where we say Where we send it And then it goes into the drop

Yes This bit here Pretty distinctive right Pretty original This is Steve Aoki's version Called Send It This is the Aoki's version called Send It. This is the build into the drop.

What the shit is going on? Holy shitballs. What is going on? Seriously, get our lawyers. Get our lawyers on the phone. Well, first, get some lawyers. Get a lawyer. Yeah, get lawyers. Producers, get some lawyers and let's sue the pants off this guy.

However I hear you in the car, okay, I hear you sitting there going, it's just a phrase, guys. You didn't invent the phrase. What if I take them and I mash them together, okay? How dissimilar do the songs sound if I do this to them? Drop is better. What if we invert that what if we do it the other way around? everything fits everything everything fits that Christian Rock band

sued Katy Perry why can't we sue Steve Aoki I'm so keen to sue Steve Aoki I just want to sue him I want to sue the pants off him

I want to sue him into oblivion I just want to sue him. I want to sue the pants off him. Just to say that I did. I want to sue him into oblivion. I want to get him on the phone. Seriously, I'll sue him so much, he'll have no cake. They'll call him... Steve Bray-oke. Yeah, Steve Bray-oke. Maybe we should just be quiet.

Can we get Steve Aoki on the phone? Yeah, get him on the phone. And a lawyer, please. get him on the phone. And a lawyer, please. Get him on the phone. We've just had a second to cool down. We've taken what's called a song break. I haven't cooled down at all. I think it's unfair just because he goes around the world DJing

and we haven't hit our peak of DJing career yet. We think we've been plagiarised by Steve Aoki, the DJ. We released a song in February. Was it February? Yeah, it was February. Called Send It. You'll remember it. It's huge.

We just want to send it. Send it. Then over the weekend, I find out that superstar DJ Steve Aoki has a new song also called Sender. First of all, Steve, let me tell you a bit something about the drop. You don't want to build to a point and then drop it low. No. You've got to reach to the ceiling.

You're expecting more there. Exactly. I was expecting more. We're not insinuating that he stole our drop. We're not saying the drops are the same. I'm saying the structure of the song is very similar. The phrase. The phrasing is identical.

People are suing Katy Perry left, right and centre. Why can't we sue Steve Aoki? People have been done for less than this. Those are our lyrics. Unless he's claiming that's a cover of our song. In which case, that's fine. If he's done a cover of our song, in which case that's fine. If he's done a cover of our song, then we'll expect our royalty check.

How new? We should probably look in case he released it last year. Producer Ben, have you double checked that that's a new Steve Aoki song? Yeah, it's new, mate. It's a few days old. Don't worry, it's brand new. Charlotte's Mrs. Sue with some advice.

Hi, Charlotte. G'day, how you going? Do you reckon we should sue the pants off this guy, Charlotte? Totally. You guys came up with the song first, and not to mention, like, his drop's pretty average. We agree. No, no, let's keep things above board here.

No slander, because if we go to court, this can't seem emotive, okay? We need to stick to facts. Oh, it's emotive. And the facts are, his drop sucks compared to ours. Yeah. Well, no, when you compared the two songs together and played them side by side, it was identical.

We should sue him. Do you have any contacts we could use, Charlotte? Well, first of all, Charlotte, are you a lawyer? Well, no, I'm not, actually. Do you have any kind of legal qualifications? No, mate. I'm a dairy nutritionist. You're a dairy nutritionist.

That's fine. That's fine, too. Can you wear the hell out of a pantsuit? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Get her in the courtroom. Erin Brockovich wasn't a lawyer? Or was she a lawyer?

No, she eventually became one. Charlotte, what's your interest in becoming a lawyer for us so that we can sue Steve Aoki? If you want to pay for law school, then I'll do it. I smell an Erin Brockovich sequel coming on. All right. Charlotte, if you go to law for law school, then I'll do it. I smell an Erin Brockovich sequel coming on. All right. Charlotte, if you go to law school, I'll pay for it, and then you sue Steve Aoki for us, okay?

And then we'll pay you with that money. Do you guys know how long law school goes for, though? No. Like five years. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Maybe we'll just talk.

Doesn't ZM have a good lawyer? Oh, that's a good idea, too. Yeah. Maybe we should talk to ZM's lawyer. Can we actually talk to them though? Charlotte, we'll get back to you, okay? Rightio. All right.

ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to tell you about a story. It involves my mum, Mumadai and Big Steve, who very exciting time for them last week. They've taken their first trip to Bali. Oh, baby boomers in Bali. Yes. First trip to Bali, my auntie Sherl and uncle Tim went with them. That's the best way to do Bali as a group, I think. Yeah. Best way to see Bali, I think. Anyway, my dad, I talked to him.

They'd been there for a couple of days and I talked to my dad and he goes, I've got to tell you about this story that happened at breakfast. And he couldn't tell me he was laughing so much and I was like, oh, this is going to be good. Anyway, he said, you know, we'd been in Bali for a couple of days and we went to Potato Head Beach Club, which is a beautiful place right on the beach. He's like, we sat down for breakfast, we're all sitting there, you know, the lovely Balinese men are bringing us over drinks and they're

bringing us menus and they're organizing stuff for us yeah anyway um one of the guys one of the balinese men had um some white marks on his forehead okay and i think some other places on his face but mainly his forehead he had these white marks, which in Bali, if you've never been, they actually get those white marks depending on the religion as it's like to honour their gods. Yeah. It's kind of like a tattoo. Like how Catholics do Ash Wednesday.

Or is this permanent? No, this is kind of like a bindi. Right. In India, it's permanent. Okay, sure, yeah. It's a permanent mark, but it doesn't look perfect because it is something that they just do quickly. It's like a ceremonial thing.

Is it permanent though or can you wipe it off? Oh, some aren't permanent. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and some... Anyway, by the by, it's there for religious reasons. It's there for religious reasons and this guy comes over and my mum from country, Queensland, she's barely been overseas in the last ten years.

She was loving the lovely Balinese man who was giving her drinks and pineapple and everything. She said, oh, she goes, wait, before you go, you've got something on your face. No. She licks her thumb. No. Tries to wipe it off and the guy goes up sorry ma'am that is for that is for my gods that's for my gods which my mum replies and she was so embarrassed and felt so terrible

and she replied with oh oh, sorry, I thought it was coconut. And this is why my parents shouldn't be allowed in Bali alone. That's why baby boomers don't go to Bali. They go to Noosa. Go to Noosa, Mum. Go to Noosa. Go to Noosa. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So, mum, go to no-sut. I don't want to go to no-sut. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Come on, we need a good one after a week off. No birthday bangers this week. No birthday bangers for a whole week. God, how did anybody get home?

We need a nice one today. Let's see what we can find. First person to play is Lane. Hi, Lane. Hi, Lane. How's it nice one today. Let's see what we can find. First person to play is Lane. Hi, Lane. Hi, Lane. How's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Lane?

24th of the 11th, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 24th of November, and this is your birthday banger. T.I. and Rihanna, live your life. Tune. Into it, Lane? Yeah, for sure. Pretty good birthday banger.

Olivia, hi. Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Olivia? 8th of October, 1998, so it's tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. How old are you turning tomorrow, Olivia?

I'm turning 21. 21? This better be good then. Oh, well, welcome to adulting. All the fun's over, Olivia. Okay, so you were 16 in 2014 on the 8th of October. So around this time in 2014, this was top of the charts. Meghan Trainor.

I was just thinking about her yesterday. Where's she up to? She is a judge at the moment on this show called Four. Yeah. It's a singing show in America that is wild, like popular. Oh, okay. Yeah. Good for her.

Are you Meghan Trainor fan, Olivia? Are you happy that that's your birthday banger? I'm not stoked, but I'll take it. Could be worse. I don't mind it. Could be worse. Okay, one more. Let's talk to Carmen.

Hey, Carmen. Hi, Carmen. Hi. What's your birthday, Carmen? 11th of April, 2000. You were born in the year 2000, the millennium. Yeah. All right, so that means pretty easy to do the math. You were 16 in 2016 on the 11th of April and a couple of years ago this

topped the chart. Fifth Harmony's Work From Home. I'd have to say one of my favourite all-time songs in the last couple of years. All- songs in the last couple of years. All-time in the last couple of years? Yes. It is an absolute tune. What do you think, Carmen?

I love that song. I used to play it at my 16th birthday and everything. We were all dancing to it. Oh, well, that's the whole idea of this feature, isn't it? She can reminisce. Yeah. Okay. Do you not like it?

No way. I love it. I want to get to the bottom of it. I like it. Do you? No. No, I do like it. Your face is different. I like it? No, I love it. I want to get to the bottom of it. I like it. No. No, I do like it. Your face is different. I like it.

But? I like it. But? But I'm just wondering if the Rihanna one is better. No way. Producer Ellie is loving work from home. And if I know producer Ben's hips, they'd be wanting work from home. I've already given you my vote.

Do you want to go to the producers? Because at the moment you've won. You can risk it and you can go to the producers. I'm happy. You're happy? Okay, cool. Congratulations, Carmen. No need to threaten.

Thank you. After a fraught decision-making process, you won birthday banger. Yeah. Yay. Yeah! I'm always on that night shift But I can't stand these nights alone And I don't need no explanation Cause baby, you're the boss at home You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work But you gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work But you gotta put it Work, work, work You don't gotta go to work Work, work, work

Let my body do the work Work, work, work We can work from home Oh, oh, oh We can work from home Oh, oh, oh Let's put it in a motion I'ma give you a promotion

I'll make it feel like a vacay Turn the bed into an ocean We don't need nobody I just need your body Nothing but sheets in between us Ain't no getting off early I know you're always on the night shift But I can't stand these nights alone And I don't need no explanation Cause baby you're the boss at home

You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work But you gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work But you gotta do work, work, work, work, work, work, work You don't gotta do work, work, work, work, work, work, work Let my body do work, work, work, work, work, work, work We can work from home, oh, oh We can work from home, oh, oh Oh yeah Girl gotta work from home Oh, oh Oh, yeah Girl, gotta work for me

Can you make her clap no ass for me? Take her to the ground, pick it up for me Look back at it, all I'm for me Put in work like my time, she She riding like a 63 I'ma buy a new Celine Let her ride in the foreign with me Oh, she the bank I'm a buy new Celine Let her ride in the foreign with me Ooh, she the bae I'm her boo

And she done to break the rules Ride or die, she gon' go I'm gon' choose, she finesse I fight boobs, she take that Puttin' overtime on your body You gotta go work, work, work What you wanna do? Work, work, work You don't wanna do the work, work, work Let my body do the work, work, work

Yeah, yeah We can work for more Oh, oh We can work for all, oh, oh We can work them all, oh, oh Yeah, we can work them all, oh, oh Yeah, we can work them all, oh, oh Yeah Zeddy and Bree and Clay, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.

It's Fifth Harmony. What, do we just call them Harmony now? I think you can only call them Harmony. No, you call them Third Harmony. Is it down to Third Harmony. What, do we just call them Harmony now? I think you can only call them Harmony. No, you call them Third Harmony. Is it down to Third Harmony? Yeah, because Normani left. Oh, she's out too. And Camilla Cabello was the first to go.

She was the Zayn Malik. She ditched first. Who's more successful now, Camilla Cabello or Normani? Camilla Cabello, I think. Ooh. I think. Normani's pulling up the rear though. My, my, my. Here she is. Take the foot pulling up the rear, though.

Here she is. Why are you playing this? We always play another song of the group that we just played. Now you play Worth It. Right. Heck, Daddy, Baby, It's Worth It. I couldn't find it. That's why we didn't play it.

No, I was searching I'm Worth It. Oh. Yes, come on. I dream about Jeannie. Here we go, here we go, here we go. What is it about that snake charmer flute too? Whenever it's in a song, it goes so hard. That's the most sad thing I think you've said since having a baby. How? What's with that snake charmer instrument?

It goes hard. It does go hard. What do you say? You and Elle's rips. What? The harmonica. Brie's been doing a Fifth Harmony dance the whole time that song's been playing and we're going to edit it into a video for you guys. No, we're not.

Yeah, we are. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. I do love a trending thing on the internet. Makes me feel like I'm up with the... Now who sounds like an old dad? With the internet. Makes me feel like I'm up with the... Now who sounds like an old dad? With the kids. And I've come across this new latest trending thing. Did you find it on a hashtag?

On all places. Of all places, it's on Twitter. Oh yeah? Yeah, people are still using Twitter apparently. Excuse me, people have stayed on Twitter for ages. It's just you've only just come back to it. Twitter is boring. Twitter is not boring. Twitter is... Unless you... The only people that are on back to it. Twitter is boring. Twitter is not boring. Twitter is... The only people that are on there using it

think they're celebrities. Twitter is the thinking man's Instagram. Do you like Twitter? Love Twitter. I rest my case. Anyway, there's this new thing on Twitter that you can go onto. It's a thread and it's called Fesshole. Fesshole? Fess. F-E-S-S

Hole. Like festering? Kind of, F-E-S-S, hole. Like festering? Kind of like confess. Oh, that's better than what I said. Like fesshole. Yeah. Confesshole. Yeah, pretty much like a confession hole.

Yeah. Yeah. Better than a confess. Why wouldn't they just call it confessional booth? Anyway. Anyway. Anyway, so it's this thing which allows people to anonymously confess to their darkest secrets through a Google form.

Sure. So it doesn't come up with your, like, handle or your name or anything. Yeah. It just comes up with what your confession is on this thread called Fesshole. Fesshole, yeah. I like it. In principle, I like it. It's a bad name.

It allows you to get it off your chest. Exactly. Seemingly anonymously. And then you can see what other people comment, whether it's as bad as what you think. Oh, so you can see the interactions off your own confession. Yeah, exactly. Okay, yeah, I like it.

Do you want to hear a few? I've pulled a few fess holes off Twitter. Yeah, chuck me in a fess hole. These are the kind of things that people are confessing to. Someone said, I drove the cat to the forest of Dean and left it there to make a new life with the squirrels. Serves him right for taking a dump on my best shirt.

No, that is awful. That's a no from you? No. Okay. Poor cat. It's an animal? Yeah. It's a domestic animal. Read No. Okay. Poor cat. It's an animal? Yeah. It's a domestic animal.

Read another one before I get angry. Okay, I'll read another one. What about this one? This one I really love. I think it's good. Stayed at a friend of a family's house. They weren't there, so I drank a whole bottle of cognac. Cognac?

Cognac and replaced it with cheap brandy by siphoning it into the bottle. Yeah, that's quite good. That's good. What about this one? My goldfish wasn't quite dead, but I didn't want to deal with the dead body, so I flushed him down the loo early. Why are two of them about? Some of them are dark.

I get it. It's just a goldfish, but it's still. Okay, no more animal ones. It's still a bit grim. No more fish holes that involve living creatures, please. Okay, at uni, I got a little bit tipsy and microwaved a flatmate's Nintendo Wii, then put it back by the TV. To this day, he thought it was an electrical fault.

You're lucky you didn't blow the microwave up. There's so much metal inside those things. Yeah, there is, isn't there? Yeah. There's some really bad ones I can't read. Well, just be careful. You can read one more. Okay.

I'll read two more. Fine. My best friend wants me to indoor garden with his wife and I'm kind of tempted. Yeah, that's fine. If everyone is, that's fine. If everyone's keen, then everyone's keen. I mean, it's going to make it an awkward friendship after that, but yeah. Oh, I can't read that. I don't know how to get around that. Well, then don't read it.

One time, I'm not going to read it anyway. One time I went to the National Museum of Scotland with my wife. It was the one time I found the museum not boring. Yeah, that's right. I made that a little bit PG. Oh, okay. It's just like that episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel do it at the paleontology museum.

Do they? They do too. Yeah. What about the one where Monica and Chandler do it at the hospital? I don't know that one. What do you want to do? You want to open a fist hole right now? Yeah, let's open the fist hole.

We'll keep you anonymous if you want to be anonymous, but it's your chance to get something off your chest and confess to it. Something you may have never confessed to before. 0800 dial ZM. You can put on a funny voice if you like if that helps. A weight will be lifted from your shoulders.

It's your chance to join a live fest hole and it's a one time only offer so make sure you take advantage of it. What's your confession? 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696 We're back from holiday and we're opening up something that we are calling the Fesshole

Fesshole? It's a Fesshole yeah The Fesshole everybody It's something that is going viral on Twitter at the moment The Fess Hole, everybody. It's something that is going viral on Twitter at the moment. The Fess Hole, where you can write in to this thread anonymously some of your biggest, darkest confessions for the Fess Hole. We have some people here who would like to use our radio Fess Hole. And none of them have requested to be anonymous, which is quite nice.

No, the last one has. The last one. Oh, they have. Okay. Unless their name is Anon. I thought it said Anton. Should we go to Chelsea first? Go to Chelsea.

Chelsea, welcome to the Fess Hole. Hi. Chelsea, what do you want to put into the Fess Hole? Okay, so when I was about six or seven, I broke my brother's friend's Nerf gun toy, and then I hid it behind their couch and never told anybody to this day. Except you guys. Really?

And carrying this weight around on your shoulders all this time. Yeah, about 16 years now. Let me share with you, I once stole my sister's So Fresh CD. Her what? Her So Fresh. Did you guys have that here? So is that like deodorant? No, it was like a mix of songs on a CD.

Oh, yeah. What was it called here? Now that's what I call music. Yes. So that CD. Yeah. And I hid it up in our shed. And the lie I thought was going to die with me,

but here I am confessing. Oh, wow. You're in the fest hole now too. Well, Chelsea, you've been absolved of your sins because you've confessed and you've put your name to it. Congratulations. What do we want her to do?

Oh, for penance. Have a glass of rosé tonight. Yeah. Oh, okay. And buy your brother a Nerf gun for Christmas. He's got a kid. So we'll just buy his kid one. Yeah, good deal.

Or buy them nothing. Josh is here. Josh wants to go in the fist hole. Hi, Josh. How you going, bro? Get a bit juicier with us than a broken Nerf gun. What have you got for us? What are you confessing?

When I was about nine or 10 years old, I broke into a scrap metal dealership and stole all their stuff and metal and then went back the next day and sold it back to them. Oh, that is the perfect crime. That's illegal. Nah, that's good business. But how old are you? I was about nine or 10. Oh, that is the perfect crime. That's illegal. Nah, that's good business. But how old are you?

I was about nine or ten. Oh, he's nine. Are you not worried? Were you not worried as a nine or ten-year-old criminal that the scrap metal yard would recognise some of the scrap metal as their scrap metal?

It's a very brazen crime. Nah, well, what happened is I went down, I got a bit cheeky to them too and I was like, oh, your place is a bit dirty. And next thing I know I had the cops around in my house asking me questions,

but they couldn't do anything. Right. And what do you do now, Josh? Me? I'm a Routes Works contractor. I thought he was going to say, I'm ringing you from prison. He's on the straight and narrow. I'm still in prison from when I stole the scrap metal.

Yeah, yeah. No, you've bucked up your ideas, haven't you, Josh? Oh, yeah. What about this one from the text machines? Someone texted through. They said, I want to put this in the fest hole. I once fooled around in a work car with a colleague 24 years my senior. Ooh.

Oops. Ooh. That's a big confession. It doesn't sound like they've done anything illegal, though. No, nothing illegal. What about this one? I wagged a whole month of school without my parents knowing by emailing the school from their email saying I was sick.

Wow. Where were they? You'd have to redirect the school's email address to go directly to the trash inbox, otherwise I'd be paranoid they were going to get a reply email. True. Not that I want to give you any ideas. Finally, our person who would like to remain anonymous is here. Hello.

Hello. Anonymous, what are you putting in the fist hole? Well, my best friend of nearly 30 years. I have slept with her brother, which she knew, but I've also slept with her father. Anonymous. You got her father. Anonymous. You got the double. Anonymous.

Why are you so attracted to their family? They were nice people. I'm still very good friends with them. If your friend is listening and if she recognises your voice, don't invite her to Christmas. I'm really hoping she's busy with her children and not listening. All right, don't give out too many identifying criteria, Anonymous. Oh, Jesus.

Thank you for calling the fist hole. That was definitely the juiciest one. I wonder if she'll get the trilogy this year. What's the trilogy? I don't know, The Uncle? Grandad. I think I might have the perfect Kris Kringle present you could potentially buy someone. Yeah, I also think what you're about to talk about may revolutionise people's bathroom habits.

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One's the worst. There needs to be a powder room. You know what the worst situation is? What's that? You wake up on a weekend and you're there and they're there and it's all cute and you just want to stay in bed, maybe have some fun time. And you wake up and I don't know about you, but sometimes the body clock, bing, first thing.

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And I hear you. I know what you're saying. Air freshener already exists. This is not that. No. And I know there's other products out there like this and they've been around and I get it. This is like, it smells fancy.

Also, the good thing about it, because there's other things around. This is such a weird conversation. There's other products around. Poo-pourri. Poo-pourri. V.I. Poo. V.I. Poo? Yeah.

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You're welcome, guys. It'll change your life, or at least your toilet. Brie and Clint, the podcast. I have for you a little bit of cat news this afternoon. Oh, I thought you said catnip. No, the podcast. ZM. I have for you a little bit of cat news this afternoon. Oh, I thought you said cat nip. No, cat news. It's a story from China where a cat has been checked into a cat hotel, which is essentially like a-

Why do they call it that? I think because it sounds fancier than cattery, but that's essentially what it is. It's a cattery. What's a cattery? A cattery is like a kennel for cats. It's where you put your cat if you're going away on holiday. Isn't it a cat kennel? No, it's a cattery What's a cattery? A cattery is like a kennel for cats It's where you put your cat if you're going away on holiday Isn't it a cat kennel?

No, it's a cattery Or a cat hotel Anyway, you've got to let me get to the story Okay So a cat was checked in there His name is Xiaopi And he's a Russian Blue Xiaopi

Yeah, it's in China, the story And anyway, this cat hotel has cameras inside it So if you're a needy pet owner You you can log in and check on your cat. Oh, God. The owner of Jalpi has logged into the cameras and observed Jalpi make love to five other cats in the cat hotel in one night. How did Jalpi get from his cage to theirs? I don't know.

But he's got out. He got into a communal area. And he has had the time of his life. God, that is a lot of cat semen. It is. All right. That's graphic. Well, it is.

How much does he have? Well, whatever it is. Did he impregnate all of them? We don't know. Whatever he's done, he has expelled so much energy that Xiao P has had to spend the entire next day on a glucose drip.

See? Because he didn't have enough of the S stuff. The owner has complained to the cat hotel because his horny cat is so exhausted from his stay. He said in an angrily worded email,

my effing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip. So what's the glucose drip for? The glucose drip is to replace his fluids and to get his energy up. It's like a powerade. It's like he's gone in and he's done an endurance race and then they've had to top him up With all the stuff that his body needs To get back on track Right

Because even the horniest of cats Five in one night is a lot And he's in a cat hotel I get it He's on holiday He's just going wild He's having the time of his life He's like what goes on tour

Stays on tour right But even he couldn't contain himself And now the poor cat has had to have its fluids replaced. Our family cat, my brother got her, her name was Lolly when he was six and she lived a long life. She lived till she was

18 or 19, which is old. Fairly old for a cat. It is, yep. In her lifetime, and this might sound horrible, but it wasn't our fault. Trust me. She had 10 litters of cats. That is your fault. Why didn't you get the poor cat spayed?

Well, I think she liked having the kittens. No, she didn't. Anyway, there's one cat, this ginger cat, that would roam around our property because we lived on a farm and Dad would call him the Cat-sanova. He sounds a lot like JLP. And guess what? Soon after he died, Lolly, no more babies. Wow.

What a coincidence. It was because they were in love. Let me guess. A lot of the kittens look like them too. Yes, they did actually. Yeah, well, there you go. All right. That's all the cat news

we've got time for today.