ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 7th 2020

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

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Oh, what's that? Oh, oh, what's that? Oh, I'm getting a notification. It's time to start the Brie and Clint podcast. No, that's me actually. Getting a notification. Mmm. Yeah. If you're, mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

If you're, um, uh, if your lady tool sounds like that. Yeah. It's time to get the, um. Sounds like, it sounds like a wind-up one. It's time for a the Sounds like a wind up It's time for a service Sounds like an old fashioned wind up It sounds like it's got a loose bearing I wonder when the first one of those was invented

A powered One that goes Did we google it the other day? We googled the non vibrating one Just the rocks on Did we? And it was like they found them from the stone age Incredible The non-vibrating one. Oh, right, yeah. Just the rocks on. Oh, did we? Yeah, they were like wood. And it was like they found them from the Stone Age.

Yeah, incredible. Incredible. We've been doing it for ages. It says here, you might have heard the story of how a doctor invented that particular item as a treatment for hysteria. Sorry to kill your buzz, but that's not quite how it happened. There's a lot of myths. Sorry to kill your buzz, but that's not quite how it happened. There's a lot of myths

and misinformation surrounding the history of vibrators in the West. Starting, get this, with Cleopatra. Coming at ya. Did Cleopatra invent the vibrator? Surely

not. It says not quite. In her 1992 encyclopedia of unusual sex practices, Brenda Love claimed that Cleopatra used a gourd filled with bees to stimulate. Bees? Wait, wait, wait. Bees? A gourd. What's a gourd?

G-O-U-R-D Don't know A GERD filled with bees to stimulate her genitals Alright, alright Similar to a vibrator Not similar Not similar Can I just say not similar?

Can anyone think of a worse place to put bees? Nah No, I can't think of a worse place Your ear? Have you guys? I would rather If I can't think of a worse place. Your ear? Have you guys? I would rather, if I had one of those things that you guys have got,

I would rather a bee flew into my ear than into there. Oh God, your ear would hurt. Yeah, that would hurt. Oh, well, okay. If he is worse, then I mean, I can't speak for you.

Well, I don't know if it's good enough for Cleopatra, maybe it's good enough for me. Coming at ya. Cleopatra, coming at ya. Who sang that song? That? Okay, this is a game. Who sang that me Cleopatra Who sang that song That

Cleopatra Cleopatra I think it was Sisters Sister to sister Sister to sister Was it a song called Cleopatra

Cleopatra They were called Cleopatra Was it by's Cleopatra. Was it a song called Cleopatra? Cleopatra, I'm pretty sure. The Cleopatra theme? They were called Cleopatra. Was it by the Cleopatra group? Yeah. Everyone will be yelling at the podcast right now. Okay, so there was a girl group called Cleopatra

and they had a song called Cleopatra. Yes, because Cleopatra were coming at you. Got it. Do we have it? Yeah, great songs. Okay, the year game. What time did Cleopatra Coming At Ya come out? I can't.

I've got it in front of me, so I can't. 1998. 1995. It was 1997. Oh, the year of my birth. Did you guys ever have... They were definitely, by the way, just before we finish it up,

they were definitely strong Destiny's Child vibes. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure they had a... Yeah, right, okay. I'm pretty sure they appeared on an episode of The Voice UK once. Like as a lucky... And they're still great singers. But they weren't doing much with music.

Did you guys ever have a group called Sister to Sister? Yeah. You remember that? Yeah. And they're still great singers. But they weren't doing much with music. Did you guys ever have a group called Sister to Sister? Yeah. You remember that? Yeah. But they wouldn't remember that because they're too young. I don't really. I just know that they existed.

My sister, sister. I thought it was a TV show. I don't think so. You and I, my closest friend. And they were twins. Oh, they were TV presenters. Yeah, twins. Yeah, they're so young. Australians, East to East. They were the original Veronicas. Really? and they were twins. Oh, they were TV presenters. Yeah, twins. Yeah, they're sons. Australians, east to east.

They were the original Veronicas. Really? They were identical twins that were, I think, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they were Greek or some heritage like that. And they had a really good song called Sister to Sister. Right. It rings a lot of bells. Which, now that I think about it, interesting name for a band.

Sister to sister. Yeah. Oh. I mean, it just sounds like sinister for some reason. Yeah, right. Were Tartu sisters? Or lovers? The rumour was they were lovers.

Here we go. I've got to Google that now. I honestly believe that was a whole thing. Marketing. Marketing. Yeah. Of course it was. Were Tartu a couple?

That's the two top questions. Were Tartu sisters and were Tartu a couple? Yeah. Here we go. That the girls, the documentary, okay, so there's a documentary about it. The documentary revealed that the girls were not lesbians and it chronicled the group as they took part in Eurovision earlier in the year 2003. It's not a documentary to find out, though, is it?

In this documentary, we will find out once and for all were Tartu lesbians. Dun, dun, dun. Yeah, I don't think that they were lesbians, but don't quote me on that. That's a long song. It was all to market their soul. We can conclude after an extensive two-hour documentary

the girls were not lesbians. Did someone just want to ask them? Nah, we felt this would be way less invasive. Tatu, we're like, why don't you just ask? We would have told you. Oh, crikey, Dak, eh? Okay, okay, okay. Any admin anybody needs to get through on the podcast

Before we vomitos I'm just trying to bide my time Why? You don't want to go home to the dog Well, she's going to be crazy Yeah You got this dog And you've been three days

And you're already avoiding it No, I'm not I just was up till two in the morning And then I got up at six So I'm just savoring She's literally a full-time job. Full-time job. Very full-on puppy. But I love

her. But full-on. Very full-on. Have you googled dog sedatives yet? Don't be ridiculous. Or like dog pheromone diffusers that just make the dogs all floppy? I did google a tennis ball

that connects to your hand and you throw it and it's like a bouncy thing so you throw it so the dog runs and then you can just pull the ball back. Have you looked at that ball that you stick to the floor yet? Oh no! You stick the sticky cup to the floor

and then it's got a rope and she can pull it and she can chase it around. Yeah, she would love that. You don't lose the ball. Yeah. I went and bought a crate for her today. Oh, you got one? Yeah.

A bit early for crate day, isn't it? Yeah. She loves crate day. She's a real, you know. Crate day. One of the boys. What brand of beer did you get her? Like Spates or two?

CD, surely CD. No, she's a Corona girl. She likes Corona. A crate of, you got her a crate of or two? CD, surely CD. No, she's a Corona girl. She likes Corona. You got her a crate of Corona? I don't think you can do that. How did you get her a crate of Corona? Incredible. You know, she's got connections and I said, I'll pick it up for you.

You've never bought a crate, have you? I said, you're underage. I have a question as well for the dog. Yeah. Are you going to create an Instagram for it? No. You're not? No.

Okay. No, I can't even be bothered with my Instagram. That's a good point. My cat's Instagram is severely neglected. There's Instagram. There's bloody Facebook. Oh, no. I don't make them a Facebook.

There's TikTok. You could do that. There's just too much. Yeah. I'll just try and contain my excitement of posting too much puppy spam. Right. Because you don't want to be that person, do you? If you've got a separate account, you can.

Depends. Yeah, well, that's... Depends if it's connecting. If the people are popping off with the puppy spam, then give the people what they want. Don't overthink it. Don't overthink what people want. People get too caught up in that.

Don't overthink what you're doing because people will just... Oh, to be honest, I'm not really too worried about it. If it makes you happy... That's what I post. If it makes you happy, then only a cruel person would begrudge you sharing your joy oh you'd be surprised some of the messages yeah well you know i don't really care what people i don't really care what people think like if you're following me you can unfollow me and not watch but i rarely get negative messages it's really nice i've got like a really nice community on social media. That's good.

So I think when you get a negative one That's one of them now. Just trying to have a serious conversation. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, go on. Ignore that notification. Don't need it. We're going to take it out. Yeah, I'm done.

I'm out. Okay. Alright, well take us. I'm out. Okay. All right. Well, take us out, Tato. Do you want to finish what you were saying? I can't even remember what I was saying. You were talking about... When you get a negative message. Oh, good community.

You were just saying good community. Yeah, I think when you get a negative one, when you've got such a nice community, it really sticks out. Yeah. You dwell on it. Yeah, just think about... I think people forget when they message people on social media that there is people reading dwell on it. Yeah, just think about, I think people forget when they message people on social media that there is people reading it behind it.

People don't think that we see it. Like if you send people that may have however many followers, they're like, oh, they'll never see it, or I'm going to send this bitch a message. Guess what? We are very, very self-absorbed and we read every message. We see every message. No, I don't bother anymore. Oh good, that's a good way to be.

Yeah, because I mean, you know, if it's going to make you feel shit. That's right. I need to teach that skill to my cats who have been reading a lot of the negative feedback. Yeah, do they read all of their inboxes? Yeah, they honestly.

How do they feel? Not good. Who's the more popular cat? Wait, who's your cat and who's Lucy's cat? Mine's Bowie, Lucy's is Ziggy. Although she probably wants to change that now that Ziggy's the one with all the defects. God, it's so many things wrong. Oh, that's horrible.

That cat, she's defective. Don't say that. I love her and I'm spending a lot of money to save her life, but she is a defective cat. That's true. It's not a criticism, it's a truism. It's a flaw. Yeah. Anyway, play us out Tattoo.

Got him! Have a great night everybody. Oh what? I don't know when you listen to the podcast. Have a good podcast. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Kioti everybody, Bree and Clint. Happy, what day is it? Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday, everybody. Did you see how quick I said that? Wednesday. Yeah, that's why we make such a good team. Got in first. One of us knows and the other one doesn't. Today on the show, free cash up for grabs from Pump Sparkling. We're going to pump it up at four o'clock if you want to play that game with us.

I love that game. And at five o'clock, we're doing the COVID rain rain check if covid has meant you've missed out on something you need to go and tell us about it at zm online yesterday we gave someone 200 bucks because their partner missed out on their baby shower because of covid yeah see not ideal i missed out on a bunch of craft beers right no occasion i just missed out on you just couldn't go to a craft beer brewery exactly so i missed out on drinking craft beer okay't go to a craft beer brewery. Exactly. So I missed out on drinking craft beers. Okay, well, we'll see if we can get you some money

for your craft beer, Hammer. Whatever yours is, go and tell us at Zedium Online and thanks to Save My Bacon at five o'clock, we're calling someone to give them a COVID rain check. Up next, bit of an interesting one. I need people to call if they're currently dating a man with a deep voice or they have dated men with deep voices in the past.

When you say a deep voice, love, do you mean like mine? I wouldn't say yours naturally is super deep. I'd say it's like somewhere in the middle. You reckon? Yeah, I reckon. Why do you sound Aussie when you do a deep voice? I don't know. I reckon.

I don't know. Anyway reckon. I don't know. Anyway, I want you to call ladies right now, 0800-DIALS-IT-M, because a study has been released that's revealed that men with deep voices are more likely to do this thing. Okay. So I want to put it to the test. Yeah, a bit of a panel. Put it to the panel.

Yeah, put it to the panel. Yeah, all right, all right, all right. So ladies and men who have dated men with deep voices. That's right. 0800 dial ZM. Can we please use your knowledge in this next bit? Boogie on after 6.60. You do a deep voice.

My voice is already deep, I think. Bree and Clint. Do a deep voice. My voice is already deep, I think. We asked people to call who have dated or are currently dating men with deeper voices. Because a study has revealed that if you have this particular characteristic, you're more likely to do something. So we wanted to test it out. So we've got some ladies that have called up.

Hello, Elizabeth. How are you guys? Good, thanks. How are you? Thanks. Oh, bad coverage on Elizabeth. Are you there? Can you hear us, Elizabeth?

I can hear you. Oh, no. We'll come back to Elizabeth. We'll come back to Elizabeth. We've also got Andrea. Hi. Hi. Hi. Andrea, have you dated or are currently dating a man with a deeper voice?

I did in the past. You have in the past. Twice, actually, over 20 years. Okay, perfect. So would you say that it's a characteristic you're attracted to? You look for men with deep voices. Absolutely. Yeah.

Push the button. Glad to hear it. Interesting because there has been studies done that did reveal that females are more likely to be attracted to men with deeper voices because they say it's linked to more testosterone. Is that what it is? Yeah, apparently so. Is that what we have? You sound Australian. Well, well. Me?

No, no. I think she's talking about my deep voice. Ah, yes, no, love a deep voice. Yeah, I know. Have we got Elizabeth back? Stick with us, Andrea. Elizabeth, are you there? I am.

Okay, what's your history with men with deep voices? So I dated one for four years with a deep voice. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Don't tell us anything else. So you've got experience. years with a deep voice. Okay, perfect. Don't tell us anything else. So you've got experience. I'm on the radio.

You are on the radio, Andrea. You are on the radio. Who are you talking to? Sorry. No, that's okay. Who were you just talking to, Elizabeth? Confusing. Okay, we've got our panel of deep voice loving women on the phone.

It's time to reveal the characteristic that men with deep voices have. We'll get them to either confirm or deny, but a study has been published in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences that men with lower tone voices were more likely to engage in infidelity and were less likely to be committed in a relationship than those with higher-pitched voices. Deep-voiced men will cheat, according to science, anyway. Well, more likely than higher-pitched men. We're getting some feedback from our panel.

We'll start with Andrea. Andrea, do you agree with this feedback? No, I don't agree whatsoever. Very loyal, in your opinion, Andrea? Definitely. Great. Well, there you agree with this feedback? No, I don't agree whatsoever. Very loyal in your opinion, Andrea? Definitely. Great. Well, there you go. Proven to study wrong.

In your experience. And Elizabeth? In my experience, they're all cheaters. Well, the panel split 50-50. Obviously, Elizabeth and Andrea have dated different people. Yeah, right. Yeah, clearly. Unless the person that Elizabeth was dating was cheating on her with Andrea

and Andrea never found out about it. Oh, wouldn't that be a coincidence? Both of you say the man's name on three. One, two, three. Daniel. No. It wasn't Daniel. Are you sure, Andrea?

Yes. Okay. Well, there you go. Well, thank you for helping us dive deeper into the science. We really appreciate it. Wait, I don't want a deep voice now. It's not a good thing to add. I love Elizabeth.

They're all cheaters. Bree and Clint. Another political debate. Judith. Judith versus Jacinda. Versus Jacinda. Another political debate Judith Judith Virth Jacinda Virth Jacinda

Who else would it have been against? Well they eventually They eventually get all the leaders involved Yeah but I don't care about them really Yeah well Let's be real I didn't watch this one But some people would have

Look I don't mean to diminish Your interest in politics But I didn't watch it The last one was the best one, I think. I've made my mind up. I've had enough. Anyway, last night in the debate, they were asked, Judith and Jacinda, to name the price of some household items, some grocery items,

a test to see how in tune they are with the everyman, you know? Well, I mean, they're both pretty busy, are they? They were asked how much for a 2kg leg of lamb. Because who doesn't know how much a 2kg leg of lamb costs? I mean, you know, we are in New Zealand. You should know. Judith Collins said $28. Okay.

Jacinda said $20. Right. A leg of lamb is $40. I was going to say I think that's a bit low. Yeah, right. Anyway, I thought we should figure that out between you and I. How in tune with grocery prices are you and I? What do we know?

All right. When was the last time you went grocery shopping? Like a full grocery shop? Yeah. I do lots of odds and ends. And by that, do you mean some beers on the way home for yourself? I brought Ben in to adjudicate the competition. Producer Ben has a list of household items.

G'day, guys. And you and I are both going to guess closest to takes the point. The great food debate. The great food debate. I love it. Okay, guys. For your first item, closest wins nothing. Okay.

Beef mince value 1kg. 1kg of value beef mince. Is this the one with the extra fat or just the lean beef mince? No, that's the premium. The lean is a premium product. Value is the one with all the fat in it. Yeah, the more fat. Ben, I would like to lock in $9.99 per kilo.

$9.99? Okay, thank you. Okay, I'll lock in $10.50. $10.50? A kilo. Currently, it's $11. That's a big point to Bree. Damn, Bree knows her beef.

Okay, what's number two? Okay, guys, number two on your food item, a five-pack of Indomie Mee Garing noodles. I would like to lock in $3.50. Okay. $3.50 for Clint. Three bucks. Three bucks?

Yeah. It's $3.30. Five points to Clint. Okay. One all. Here we go, guys. What a deliciously affordable meal. I love.

I buy a lot of those, so. Okay, guys. Your third food item. Yep. Milk. Standard bottle. Two litres. Two, standard bottle, two litres. Two litres of milk. Two litres.

Wait, is that the one that's got the extra piece coming out of the side of it? The handle. Or is it just the, yeah, like, you know the ones that have, like, the. It's the two-litre one. It's the bit more? Yeah, it's the bit more. It's the bit more. It's the bit more one, yeah.

I buy mine from the dairy at $4.50, but I think dairy prices are skewed. So if we're going supermarket prices, I would like to lock in $4 for two litres of milk. $4, okay. Nah, I think that's too much. I think it's about $3.50. It's $3.41.

Beef and milk. Beef and milk, Beef and milk. That's all I buy. All I've got is noodles. That's all I get in my diet. Okay, Ben, two more. Okay, two more. Here we go.

Another food item. Vogel's bread loaf. Oh, my favourite bread. It's not a cheap loaf of bread. No. I actually looked up the prices of every bread. Remember this? And I showed it to you. Yes.

Can you remember? Ben, I would like to lock in I should know this because it's the bread I buy. I'd like to lock in, when it's not on sale, $4.79. $4.79? Okay. I'm trying to think of how much my bread was

because I think it's a little bit more expensive. So I'm going to go like my bread's $3.50 so I'm going to go of how much my bread was because I think it's a little bit more expensive. So I'm going to go like... My bread's $3.50, so I'm going to go $3.80. $3.80? Vogel's bread loaf currently is $4. Let's brie. Number Vogel's. Okay, final one.

And this is tie-break. No, you've already won. She's already won. This is tie-break. Okay, tie-break. Last point wins. Last point wins. Here we go. Bit of a fun one. Last point wins. Here we go.

Bit of a fun one. A full-sized Toblerone. Can you buy those not at Duty Free? No, you can buy them at the supermarket. Yeah, I've seen them. Can you? On the confectionery aisle. Oh, then I've got no idea.

$15 for a full-sized Toblerone. Okay. I'm going to say $15. Really? That much? Well, I only buy them at airports. Yeah, true. Yeah, but aren't they cheaper?

I don't know. What do you think? I just go through Judy Free and I go, shit, I didn't get them a present. And I get them a Toblerone. I'm going to say $12.99. It's $12.99. She's got it bang on.

That's it One for the ladies We know our groceries Beef Milk Yeah you're doing nothing For stereotypes to be honest Bree and Clint

From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA With Dean McCarthy Always smooth Always cool Much like Dean McCarthy

Who's on the line with us Dean tell us about The new Rihanna Savage Fenty show that went down. Oh, my goodness. This is so fabulous. This is like the 2020 version of the Victoria's Secret show. It all went down digitally.

You can actually watch the Finty show. Now, if you don't know, this is Rihanna's tremendously successful fashion brand. And what was very cool, Kiwis, you're going to love this, nine New Zealanders were actually a part of the show. So the choreographer is a Kiwi and pushed, really, really pushed to make this happen where they flew over nine dancers from

New Zealand to be a part of the show. Very difficult. When they were rehearsing, they were rehearsing all the way over in New Zealand. It was in stage three. They had to wear masks during the Zoom choreography session. And then they rocked the show. And we're talking big stars were involved. Lizzo was there.

Bella Hadid. You know, Erika Jayne. She's a big star to me, not a big star to everyone else. But it was just really, really fabulous. And you know what? Kiri's just leading the way. Very impressed. Yeah.

Have you guys ever watched the first one? Rihanna's fashion show. Yeah, she changed the game, right? I have watched it about 15 times, I reckon, because I'm just so obsessed with it. Just the array of people and bodies and ethnicities and cultures all just intertwined together. It was just amazing. What it does is it makes the Victoria's Secret runway show look very stale and pale.

And if you recall, after the Fenty show that Rihanna did came out, Victoria's Secret copped a lot of heat and they ended up not doing their show. Wow. Yeah. There you go. And that's Paris Goebel who's doing that as well, going from strength to strength again. She's incredible. She's amazing.

Kiwis killing it on the world stage, even during COVID. Okay, thanks, Dean. That's the latest. Thanks to Pump. You can get that refreshing, that fresh feeling with Pump sparkling, berry and lime with no sugar. Alright, everyone turn up your radio, because there's about to be some generic

weather chat. Ooh, generic weather chat. We're chatting about the weather. It's best to do it in an elevator. It makes small talk that no one cares about. Generic weather chat. Jeez, great weather we've been having. I know.

Because I read this in the Herald this morning and it was one of the journalists talking about daylight savings and obviously how that's kicked in. And I wanted to get people on because my main question here is what is the worst season?

Right. What's the worst? Out of the four, there's only four to pick from. What's the worst? What's the nothing season? Because she was going on about how she kind of misses winter. Oh, yuck. And she's like, oh, you know, summer's kicking in

and daylight savings, but am I wrong? Am I un-Kiwi to say that I kind of miss winter? Does she prefer winter to summer? I don't know if she prefers it, but she's like, I can see the pros to winter. What's the pros? I think she was saying how, you know, they had longer evenings. You don't have to fake tan.

You don't have to shave your legs. Oh, my God. There you go. Is that a pro of winter? That is such a big pro. Okay, 0800 dials it in. What's the worst season? I'll just go on record and say it's winter.

It's winter. And don't come at me and say, but it's great for ski season. Nah, I love winter. Nah, winter can rack off. I wouldn't say it's my favourite. Winter can rack off. Nah. It's wet.

It's cold. It's snuggly. It's dark. It's warm in the's snuggly. It's dark. It's warm in the house because you've got the heater going. No, I like it when- Oh, wood fires. Oh, toasty. I like it.

You can toast some marshmallow. I like it when it's warm inside the house because I don't need a heater. What about soups? You can't eat soups in other seasons. Yes, you can. You can eat one of those cold- Soups. You can eat a cold tomato soup if you love soup so much.

Or a winter- Okay, I say winter. So if you like winter, what's the worst season? I'm going to say, because I think winter has its own things that it brings. You know, like ski season's awesome, especially here in New Zealand. Yeah, when you go twice a year because it's all the time you can get down there for. I'm going to say it's got to be autumn. Get out, autumn.

What are you bringing to the table? Yeah, some pretty bushes and some trees. Autumn is a pretty nothing season. Autumn is a nothing season. Brian's here. G'day, Brian. G'day, Brian. Hey. You called up for some generic weather chat, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was just calling to say that winter is actually my favourite season. Yes, Brian. It's your favourite. That's what I'm talking about. Are you a snowboarder? No, I'm actually a football season. Yes, Brian. It's your favourite. That's what I'm talking about. Are you a snowboarder? No, I'm actually a football player. Are you a snuggler, Brian?

So football's in the winter. Yeah. But I also agree that autumn is the worst season. Thank you. That's what I'm here to say. It brings nothing to the table. Autumn's great football weather. The grounds are firm underfoot, you know? Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Winter's great because I love playing in the rain as well. I to the table. Autumn's great football weather. The grounds are firm underfoot, you know? Nah, nah, nah.

Nah, nah, nah. Winter's great because I love playing in the rain as well. I love the rain. It is good to play sport in the rain. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. Nah, thanks, Brian. Okay, no, Brian, Brian, before you go, you have to say the words winter is better than summer.

Winter is 100% better than summer. Yes, Brian. For the people, Brian. For the people. Brian needs his head read. Kimberly's here for some generic weather chat. Hi, Kim. Kim. Hiya. Yes, Brian. For the people, Brian. Brian needs his head read. Kimberly's here for some generic weather chat. Hi, Kim. Kim, talk to us. What's the worst season?

Winter is awful. Wait, wait, wait. Kim, where do you live in New Zealand? Southland. Right. I shouldn't complain too much there. You should shut up because Kim's dealing with a real winter. Alright, Kim.'t complain too much there. Yeah, you should shut up because Kim's dealing with a real winter.

Yeah, yeah, all right, Kim. Yeah, you can have that one. But we agree that winter sucks. Danielle's here. Hi, Danielle. Hi, Danny. Hello. What do you think?

Yeah, winter does suck. Is that your most hated season, winter? Yeah, I hate the cold. I can't stand it. No, no, wait, wait. Where are you from in New Zealand, Danielle? Wellington. Oh, yeah.

Most seasons suck in Wellington, to be honest. Yeah, you get every season in one day in Wellington, don't you? Yeah, we do. Yeah, right. Okay, thank you, Danielle. Finally, we'll end our generic weather chat with Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hello, Rosie.

Hey, how's it going? Tell us, what's your most hated season? It's got to be spring. Spring? Oh. Hay fever. Norwich winds. Oh.

Horrible. I have to be with you on that. I haven't thought about hay fever. I have horrific hay fever. Same. Yeah. How are these people bagging autumn? Autumn's amazing.

It's my favourite. Nah, autumn can suck it. Bree and Clint. Let's give away some prizes with our game Pumped Up. The last couple of weeks we've been letting you pick how much money you win thanks to the new Pumped Sparkling. That's right.

All you need to do is listen to the cash amounts as they go up, but get out before the bubble bursts. Exactly right. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, guys. Hi. Hey.

Oh, you've got great energy. We like you. Have you got a- I really need this. Yeah, okay. Come on, Hannah. I've got a car bill on the line. How much is the car bill?

$900. Oh, damn. So are you holding on for $900 today? I don't know if I'll go that far, but we'll see how brave I get. Is that a fan belt, Hannah, that you're fixing? It has four tyres and God knows what else. Yeah, you need the money. Yeah, exactly.

She took it to the mechanic and they went, yeah, you need a replacement car. The whole thing. Okay, you're going to hear an amount of money. It only goes up, okay? It doesn't come down. When you've got enough, just a nice loud stop from you, but don't wait too long because if it bursts, all the money's gone.

Okay, okay. All right, so feel it out, Hannah. I believe in you. Come on, let's get this money. $20. Not even one tyre. $35. Oh, you need more than that.

$50 $80 $125 That's a wheel alignment. $160 $175 $199 $220 $305

Stop, stop, she's done it, yes! Hannah, I reckon you were on the money there. Do you reckon it's about to pop? I reckon I had a feeling it was about to pop. What did we get, $305? $305 for Hannah. That's amazing. Do you want to see how high it could have went?

Okay. Alright, here we go. $315 $315. $322. Yes! You crushed it. There you go.

I love you. Thank you so much. That's a third of your car bill paid in 30 seconds. Congratulations. Incredible. Love it, love it, love it. Oh, what a good day of the week, Hannah. That's awesome.

We're going to play this game again tomorrow if you need some cash as well. It's all thanks to our mates at Pumped Sparkling. You can get that fresh feeling with Pumped Sparkling Berry and Lime. It's absolutely fizzing with absolutely no sugar in it. That was a good one. Yeah, she nailed it. Crushed it. Bree and Clint.

Folks, we are gathered here today to remember the life of Clint Roberts, who today at 12.45pm passed away from embarrassment. Or at least that's how it felt anyway. We're sitting in the studio. Yeah, RIP your dignity. We're sitting in the studio today and we're just throwing ideas around, you know, getting ready for the show, having a big old prep session, coming up with the funnies.

And someone who works here at ZM called Jackie knocked on the studio door and she's like, hi, can I interrupt you guys for a second? I need to introduce somebody. I was like, oh yeah, new staff member, turn on the charm,

it's time to impress the newbie. And she goes, this is Jen. She's going to be helping out in the marketing department here. And Brie was like, hi. And I went into,

I went into, I'm going to impress this lady mode. Yeah. And I was like, g'day Jen, good to meet you. And she looked at me a went into. I'm going to impress this lady mode. Yeah. And I was like, G'day, Jen. Good to meet you. And she looked at me a bit weird. She was like, okay, good to meet you too. And then you started asking questions like,

have you worked here before? What's your background? Real personal questions like, yeah, where have you come from? Where have you worked? What's, okay, yeah, interesting, interesting. All questions you would ask a complete stranger. And what's your knowledge of radio? Like have you had much to do with radio before?

That's great. And then I think I finished the conversation with, hey, look, Jen, well, it's lovely to meet you. We're a pretty open book here, so just come on through whenever you need. Come in and knock on the door at any time. And then as the door closed and she left. This is my favourite part.

Producer Anastasia turns to you and goes, you know that was Jono from Jono and Ben's Wife? And the look on Clint's face was like his whole face fell down into his chest and out his butthole and he literally just sank into his chair because he's butthole. And he literally just sank into his chair because he's known her for 10 years. You know when you know someone's digging a hole? Yeah.

And you just don't rescue them? You didn't jump your life line at all. That was me. You needed to throw like a duster at my head. You went out too deep for me to be like, hey, you're Jono's wife, right? No, you don't want's wife, right? So. No, you don't want to throw yourself under the bus.

Yeah. It's not even like, it's not even like I know her because I know that she's Jono's wife. We've had conversations. Haven't you had dinners? We've been at parties together. Like we've. You've shared offices.

Didn't you go to their child's baptism? We worked in the same building. Aren't you their kid's godparent? I'm pretty sure they named one of their kids Clint. Yeah, I think they did after you. To be honest, look, I'm not going to lie, you've got a lot of strengths. Remembering people's names, not one of mine.

100% not one of my strengths. You don't even remember people here at ZM's names. I think I've pretty much got them all now, but it's taken three years. No, that's not an invitation to try. That's not an invitation to try again. The last time we tested you, I believe you got one out of six. Give me a week to do my prep.

Anyway, I don't know how to make it up to her because it's done now. I know, I know. Could I go up to her and go, hey, how funny was that gag where I pretended I didn't know who you were? I know how you can make it up to her. Talk about it on national radio. That'll be good. I think she'll like that.

I just, yeah, faces and names are not my strong suit. And I wish it was. Put some more effort. Okay. No, no, no. Actually, I think you're being inconsiderate. I think I've got facial blindness. No, you don't.

I do. I think I've got facial blindness. No, that's like saying that you've got hearing loss and you've got facial blindness. No, you don't. I do. I think I've got facial blindness. No, that's like saying that you've got hearing loss and you've got selective hearing. I do have hearing loss and I have selective hearing. No, you don't. You had your hearing tested and it's perfectly fine. I actually have something that I use when I meet people

to remember people's names. What do you do? Because in this industry that you and I are in, we do meet quite a lot of people. I came up with this. I don't know if other people do this, but whenever I meet someone, so say, throw out a name, say I meet- Jacob.

Say I meet a Jacob. Usually when I meet them, I go, okay, Jacob, and then I think about a Jacob that I already know. Yeah. Or if I don't know a Jacob, a famous Jacob. So now I've remembered Jacob from Twilight. But then you'll meet him and you'll go, G'day, Taylor.

No, I'll go Jacob from Twilight, Jacob from Twilight. And then when I meet him, I go, Jacob from Twilight. Hi, Jacob. Here's the issue, Bree. It's not that I forgot her name. I forgot her as a person, okay?

It wasn't like, oh, what's your name? It was, G'day, good to meet you for the first time ever in my life. That's a bit of a bigger issue. I don't think that I'm the only person who's had this happen to them, though. And I would love some stories to make myself feel better this afternoon. I would love people to call up and tell me who they didn't remember. I'm sure people haven't forgotten people that they knew for 10 years.

Maybe they have. Maybe they have. He knew her for 10 years. On and off, okay? On and off. Like I said, I wasn't... Does she mean nothing to you? No, and to be honest, if you're listening, Jen,

I will absolutely be getting you a birthday present this year. She seemed lovely and that was, you know, I'll never forget her. She is lovely. I can tell you from a strong 10 year history of knowing her. How can we take you seriously? We don't know. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon or you can text us on 9696. We want to

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hole and disappear. Not your best moment. I introduced myself to someone that I've known for 10 years. Someone who's just started here at ZDM. And oh, they remembered you. But you did not remember them. Turns out it was Jono Pryor from Jono and Ben's Wife. And I've met her probably a dozen times over the last 10 years.

You're the godparent of their children. I'm not a godparent of their children and now I never will be because the worst bit is she didn't even correct me. She didn't go, yeah, I know, Clint. Yeah, that's because it would have been awkward for her. Well, guess who it's awkward for now? Don't blame it on her. Now it's awkward for me.

It's not her fault. Maybe this isn't my fault. Don't blame her. Maybe this isn't my fault after all. She's the innocent one in all of this. We want to know this afternoon, who didn't you remember? I'm not alone in feeling this way. I'm not excusing the feeling.

I just know that I- To be honest, I've done it a bunch of times. Right? Yeah, we've all done it. And when it happens, your stomach drops out of your butt. I feel sick. Tess is here. G'day, Tess.

Hi, Tess. Hello. Who didn't you remember? Well, I recently walked into a store and this girl came up to me and she was telling me how much I'd inspired her and I had no idea who she was. And it turns out she'd actually worked for me for about six to eight months a few years ago.

You employed her? Yeah. Had she had a big haircut or something? She'd actually, she'd lost a lot of weight. Oh, okay. Okay, well. Okay. Yeah, that might be harder to remember.

Because at least then you can go in with the compliment and you can go, oh, I didn't remember because you've lost a lot of weight, which would be harder the other way around if you'd gone, sorry, I didn't remember you. Good save, Tess. You've gained a whole lot of weight. That would be a lot more. Exactly. A lot more, I didn't remember you. Good save, Tess. You've gained a whole lot of weight. That would be a lot more.

Exactly. A lot more awkward, wouldn't it? Okay, thanks, Tess. Let's talk to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello, Emma. Hello. Who did you forget, Emma?

So one of my friends from high school, like we were friends. We hang out in like class every single day for five years. We had sleepovers and everything. Left school, didn't see her for two years, bumped into her at the town one night and did not recognise her, didn't know the name. She was looking at me blankly and I was like, nah, no idea

who you are. Had she changed though? She had died her hair. Didn't really change too much. The next day I remembered her completely. I was like, oh yeah, she looked quite similar. But yeah, nah, on the day, no, could not recognize her. Didn't remember any of the stories she was telling me

about how we knew each other. Oh, my God. Man, even when she reminded you, you didn't remember her. Yeah, I was just like, no. And she told me her name, and then I repeated her name with another friend's last name. She tried to be like, are you this other person with the same name? No, no.

She's like, you've fully erased me from your memory bank. That's so similar, Emma, because a few of my ex-boyfriends from high school said, do you remember me? I was like, no recollection. Yeah, I do, but I'm trying hard to forget you. Fiona's here. Hey, Fiona.

Hi, Faye. Hey, guys. Who'd you forget? So I introduced myself to our company's new director only for the same said director to tell me that she'd actually met me a few weeks earlier So I introduced myself to our company's new director, only for the same said director to tell me that she'd actually met me a few weeks earlier when she came to the company to do a meet and greet with all the staff. Not good. Not good.

Not good, no. Because it's kind of excusable that the company director might not remember you yet because they've got to meet everyone. But you're the employee. She's the company director. I know. And she was my direct director too so I was reporting into her so I kind of should have remembered her. I don't know why I didn't

You should have just been like sorry I've been working from home You haven't met me and then tried to convince her that she hadn't met you. Yeah make her feel like she's the dumb one You're like no we haven't met Okay if you're met you. Yeah, make her feel like she's the dumb one. You're like, no, we haven't met.

Okay, if you're new to listening to the Bree and Clint show, you may not be aware that we have quite a long and involved history with one Mr. Channing Tatum. He can Channing all over our Tatums whenever he likes. We even went to LA in search of Channing Tatum.

Yeah, because we found out he follows Brie on Instagram. Yeah. Our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, even stopped him on the red carpet once and asked him about you, about how he follows you on Instagram. Have a listen. Follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomasel.

You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical. Have a blessed time. if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Channing Tatum, thank you so much. Iconic. Send him my first dance wedding song. I'm just going to play that piece of audio. You should. Play it at your funeral. Play it at the birth of your first child. It's iconic. Anyway, I noticed this week that you and Channing

have passed a milestone together. You both got a new dog. You both got a puppy. I don't understand how these coincidences keep happening. Right? You get a dog, he gets a dog. You got a dog called Whitney Houston. He got a dog called Rook.

Very cute dog. And you both posted about your dog on the exact same day. Yeah, weird, hey? Now, comms between you and Mr. Tatum have been somewhat limited since we got back from Los Angeles where we stalked him outside his house and tried to meet him. Did I double message him? Yeah, you double messaged him and you were left on

scene both times. Yeah. That's why I think this is the perfect time to get back in touch with Channing Tatum. You guys have common interests. No. You have something in common and it's time to reach out again and contact Channing and say, hey,

let's rekindle the friendship. And I know you're nervous. That's why I've taken the liberty of writing the message for you. What I've done is inside this envelope is, and this has been checked off by PR experts. It's been checked

off by everybody. Who? Producer Ben. Yeah. And it's been checked off by our comms team as well. They've said that this is good and this is the message that we believe you should send Channing Tatum to fire up the friendship again. Okay? Oh, my God.

It's so long. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of thought that's gone into it. Oh, God. Here we go. So if you want to read that out for us.

Okay. It says, hey, Chan. Long time a lot of thought that's gone into it. Oh, God, here we go. So if you want to read that out for us. Yeah, okay. It says, hey, Chan, long time no chat. Oh, my God. I see you've got a new dog. I've got one too. But you know that because I posted about her and you follow me. We follow each other, remember? Anyway, hope everything is chill with you, big guy.

Sunglasses face emoji in brackets. Yeah, keep it cool. Not even the real emoji. I'm chill too. Thanks for asking. Oops, you didn't ask. Hee hee hee hee. By the way, I've got a partner now.

I hope that doesn't make things weird between us. Remember, I was chill about when you were dating Jessie J. So this should be chill too. Okay, gotta go. Love ya. That's good. I reckon that's good. I reckon we just hit send on that and we're back on.

This is the most horrific thing I could ever send him. Like, doesn't get worse than that. Well, that's offensive to the person who wrote it, but that's your opinion. No, I stand by it. Send it. No way. Send the message.

Absolutely not. I'd rather send a note. If you're wondering why we all just got suddenly dumber, it's because Google's down. If you're wondering why we all just got suddenly dumber, it's because Google's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Well, it's not really, unless we couldn't play this game. Well, that's true. It's back up and running now. Ironically, to play Google down, Google has to be up. That's right. And it is, thank God, because we've got to get into this week's game of Google Down where, you know, I put to the test who here in the studio is the fastest Googler

and they're taking on Georgia. You. Hi. Hi. How do you go on the Google, Georgia? I think I'm pretty good. You need to be aggressive in this game because Anastasia is a monster. No, I'm actually... I've lost my winning streak.

Yeah, I know, but you're an animal in the game. You know you have to win more than once in a row to have a streak. I won the first three times. Okay, it's Ben versus me versus Anastasia versus Georgia. Bree, just let us know how we play one more time. All right, guys, I'm going to read out a question. I need the top answer that appears on Google for that question. And you don't need to yell out your name.

I just need you to yell out the answer as soon as you have it, okay? All right, good luck, everybody. You got that, Georgia? Yep, got it. All right, perfect. Nice and loud. As soon as you see that answer, yell it out. Here comes question number one.

Who out of the One Direction boys has the biggest net worth? Everyone's Googling. You can hear the typing. Harry Styles. I'm going to give it to Anastasia. Thank you. Yeah, right. Good to be back.

To be fair, why do we need to Google that? Yeah, I actually. Just to double check. Yeah, some. Good to be back. To be fair, why do we need to Google that? Yeah, I actually... To double check. Yeah, some of them you can bet yourself. All right, one point to Anastasia. Harry Styles is the wealthiest out of the members with a reported net worth of $75 million. Good for Harry.

He's doing well. Here comes question number two. One to Anastasia. What pop song has the record for the most weeks at number one? Get Googling. Lil Nas X. That's right. Old Town Road.

He's got it. Lil Nas X has the record. That was me. Which it held the number one spot for 19 weeks. That's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. All right, one to Anastasia, one to Clint. Come on, Georgia.

Come on, Georgia. Come on. Here we go. What are you Googling on, by the way? A phone. Yeah, right. Okay. All right, here comes question number three.

How many Grand Slams has Serena Williams won? 23. 23. Oh! And a save. Take it out. The game this week. That was actually very lucky.

It came up in the suggested. So I did see that when I was Googling it too. 23 Grand Slams. Serena Williams has won. Venus has only got seven. She needs to pick up her game. Still quite a lot. I think she's doing all right.

She's only got seven. What a loser. Seven more Grand Slams than you could. What a mess. Yeah, how many of you won? Zero. Not Google down. Sorry, Georgia, not your day today.

Pretty hard on the phone, isn't it? Yeah, that's all right. Is there a victory speech you'd like to give Anastasia? Anyone you'd like to thank? I was down there. Yeah. I'd like to thank Google, and now I'm back up at the top. So bring back Google.

That's how it works. Google down. More like Google up. Am I right? Here's a question, which I think a lot of people are in this situation. Is your partner also your landlord? Please explain. Because all I think when you say that is you're paying rent with.

No. Oh, my God. You have a dirty mind. Your partner is your landlord. You're dating your landlord. That's what I get out of it. Or like technically it's your landlord, but you were dating first.

Your partner decides they're going to buy a house and you're then living in that house. Oh, that's way less sorted than what I was thinking. Yeah. I was thinking you're like showing up to Harcourt's each week and you're like, hey, I'm no rinse late, but I'm here to pay double. No. I mean, are you living in your partner's house that they own?

Right. Okay. Okay, gotcha. Actually, I should have clarified that, but I don't know how many people would have been thinking down. I hope at least one. There would have been one. I read this message on a Reddit thread actually,

and it was quite interesting to me because they have written, myself, 29 year old female and my boyfriend is a 31 year old male. He has been charging me the same amount of rent as his other tenants. I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years and he recently bought this four bedroom house. He wanted me to move in with him and I said okay. The plan was that the two of us will share the master and the other two bedrooms will be occupied by two people he knows. Turns out he plans to charge all of us the same amount of rent, which is fair because we're both working adults,

so the issue isn't being charged but more so the amount is the same. of rent, which is fair because both working adults. So the issue isn't being charged, but more so the amount is the same. Yeah, right. So it really, and this is the issue, is depending on how you structure it, it makes the relationship quite transactional. Because what he's done is he's filled a room. He's gone, oh, two birds, one stone. I'll get the missus in and I'll fill a room. Yeah, like was it because

he wanted to move in with her or was it because he wanted a bit of extra help with the mortgage and let me be honest from a guy's perspective he may not be thinking

like that it may have just happened and he hasn't put enough thought into it and he hasn't thought about how it looks to you which is an excuse it's not an excuse

it's just a possible explanation wouldn't surprise me though also let's not even go past the fact that you're having to pay the same as the others but they get their own room and you have to share a room with him. That's not cool. You know? Yeah, you need to figure it out. There's

like a, I think, an equation for it. If you're paying the same rent then you should get your own room in your boyfriend's house and he's not allowed in there. Yeah, you're not allowed in this space. I pay for this space. This ain't your space no more. If you want something, you've got to contribute to my rent. When I read this, I was kind of like, oh, my Lord. And then I realised I'm in this situation.

Your partner's your landlord? Yeah. Right. But it's a bit different because my partner owns the house with her brother. Yeah. So. And the brother lives in the house too? Yes.

So it's not just. So the whole family's in on the deal. Yeah. They're like, okay, you date this person because I reckon they've got some money and then I'll date this person. And then I'll bring my girlfriend and then we'll have, you know, four people.

Yeah, yeah. And by the time they all get here, we'll have this mortgage paid off in no time. What's the deal? Does she give you a discount because you're sleeping with her? No, I don't think so. I pay the same as what anyone would pay. Rude. Like for living. Does she give you a discount because you're sleeping with her? No, I don't think so.

I'd pay the same as what anyone would pay. Rude. Like for living. No, I think that's – Did you try and negotiate a discount? No. I'm totally fine with that. I think that's fine. Okay, do you pay the same as all the other flatmates?

I think I pay – like we technically have the master, so I pay a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah. And do you – oh, God, really getting into details. Do you so I pay a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah. And do you, oh God, really getting into details. Do you know what the mortgage repayments are? No.

Because the reason I ask is do you know if you're subsidising how much your partner has to pay? Like if you're paying, I don't know, like if you're paying $200 a week and all the flatmates are paying $200 a week, is she also paying $200 a week towards the mortgage? I'm not sure. Yeah, right. I haven't asked. This is a real, what I'm doing here, by the way,

is a great way to kill the spark in any relationship. Can't wait. Drill down on the numbers. Nothing extinguishes the flame faster than budgeting. I'll go home tonight and I think I'll ask her all the questions and I'll report back. Don't make it weird. Just ask her to supply. I'm not doing that Don't make it weird. Just ask her to supply.

I'm not doing that. I don't care. Just ask her to supply the last three months of bank statements. And get her to itemise costs that were for the house and costs that were personal. It's a purely transactional way. And when it goes awry, can I sleep in your spare bed? Oh, yes, you can.

Okay. But you will be paying the most rent. You'll be paying my whole mortgage. I think it's perfectly, like, normal to pay, like, the expected amount of rent if you're living in your partner's house. Look, you're right. There'll be lots of people who technically their partner is their landlord. Well, I don't find it weird at all. When I moved in, I was like, oh, okay, how much would this room be worth

if there was two people? I'll pay my half. That's it. It'll come with all kinds of pitfalls and little trips and tricks that you hadn't thought of. So maybe we should talk to some people this afternoon whose partner is their landlord. Yeah, how's it happened for you?

What's the situation? What's the money split? Is it all good? Did it break up a relationship maybe? Did you have to pay them bond? I didn't have to pay them bond. Yeah. Not that type. They're like, you're late bond? Maybe. I didn't have to pay them bond. Yeah. Not that type.

They're like, you're late on your rent. I need it in arrears. And she's like, excuse me? What did you say to me? I'm your landlord. You wanted it in a what? I need to bring your references. Oh, $100.

ZM. Bree and Clint. Is your partner also your landlord? And no, I don't mean did you end up dating your landlord? Are you getting free rent for... No. Are you living in a house that your partner owns and you pay them rent? Yeah.

A lot of people would be doing it. Or are you your partner's landlord? Are you the person... Yeah, you're the one. Do you own the house and you're like, you want to be with me, baby? There's a price to pay. It's rent and it's $2.50 a week plus power plus internet. That's the deal. We're thinking this is's a price to pay. It's rent, and it's $2.50 a week plus power plus internet. That's the deal. We're thinking this is maybe a new phenomenon,

but someone's called up who wants to remain anonymous who said this goes all the way back to their grandparents. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hello. This happened with your grandparents? Yeah, so my grandparents were married from like in their 20s. I think they passed away and they were both in their 80s.

Yeah. And my grandfather charged my grandmother board every week. For how long? What do you mean? Oh, for as long as, I don't know for how long, but I mean, it was coming out of her pension every week apparently. You're kidding. Wait, they were still together?

Yeah, yeah. So. He was doing, he was scamming. He was scamming your grandma. So he owned the house and she lived with him and she had to pay board. The weird thing is they both owned the house. I was going to say, they're married. So how did he get away with it? I could understand it if grandma was charging him board.

She's like, I'm sick of you. I've lived with you for too long. If you want to stay here, you're going to start paying me some board. The saying in marriage isn't, what's mine is mine. Yeah. And the actual other funny thing about it is the block of land where their house is is technically under her name. And she was still paying board out of her pension.

Yeah. Well, whatever works for you in your relationship, I guess. It's hard to not close old relationships because they've lasted for so long. I do think the people from that generation just stayed together out of spite sometimes. They're like, I'm sorry. Or he was given a cheap rent, maybe. I don't know.

Alright. Well, there you go. That's an interesting story, Anonymous. Thank you. It's a nice story to share with your grandparents. Holly's here. Hey, Holly. Hi, Holly. How's it going? Good, thank you.

Has this happened to you? Have you lived with a partner that owned a house and you had to pay them rent? I actually live rent-free. Do you? Do you? What do you mean? Right now you're living rent-free? Yep, that is correct.

How? So I don't pay power. I don't pay for internet. I don't pay for rent. We just split food. Really? Wait, what? You split?

Yeah, I've got winter chicken dinner, mate. How did you find this person? Where did you find them? Good old Tinder. Right. So they own the house, Holly. You explained to me. They own the house.

And what was the conversation between you and your partner? Were they like, I want you to come live with me. You don't have to pay anything. I'll pay it all. Well, I was originally flatting and he came and stayed with me and he didn't have to pay anything. Okay. And then we moved into his house for a bit, didn't have to pay anything. Okay. And then we moved in with,

into his house for a bit. Didn't have to pay anything. He sold his house then and then we moved in with my parents and then we moved into his house, which he bought over COVID and the deal was I put my money away and saved. Wow.

Sounds like you've just been bouncing around any place you can. Are there any fishhooks? Like you say that he pays for everything and you guys split the food. Do you have to cook all the food? Like has he gone, I'm going to cover everything, you just make sure there's dinner on the table every night, sweetheart. Yes, but do you know what?

I think I'm quite old school and I love him to bits. So he's a hard worker, so I do all his washing. I make his lunches every day for Fridays, and I make sure he's got dinner and a cold beer on the fridge. That's so sweet. I'd rather pay rent. Whereas Holly, I'd love to pay for you. That sounds like a fantastic arrangement.

No, that's lovely, Holly. It works for you. That's really nice. You got a good one. All right, well, you better go. It's dinner time. You better get in the kitchen, okay? See you, mate. Exactly nice. You got a good one. All right, well, you better go. It's dinner time. You better get in the kitchen, okay? See you, mate.

Exactly. Thank you. No worries. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, if you've never heard this before, we do this every day at this time and we get three people on and we figure out what was the number one song on their actual 16th birthday. Tracey's going first. Hi, Tracey. Good afternoon. Hi.

How are you going? Good, good. That's good. Tracey, what's your birthday? 28th of October, 1983. All right. You were 16 in 1999 on the 28th of October. And in the late 90s, this was number one.

A little bit of Monica in my life. Yes. Erica by the late 90s, this was number one. Yes. Mumbo No. 5. Is Tracy one of the names that he says in the song? It is. It is one of the names. Hey, perfect. Do you like your birthday bangin', Tracy?

Yeah, that's awesome. It's custom made for you. Pretty good one. Yeah. Was he a one hit wonder? Yeah. He was, wasn't he? Yeah, absolutely. It was a pretty big hit. Pretty good one. Yeah. Was he a one hit wonder? Yeah. He was, wasn't he? Yeah, absolutely. It was a pretty big hit.

Let's go to Mel. Hey, Mel. Hi, Mel. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good.

Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 18th of April. And Mel, here comes your birthday banger. Peak, Avril Lavigne. What a banger.

Do you love it, Mel? Is it a good birthday banger for you? It's good, but it's not as good as Mambo No. 5, unfortunately. You reckon? Okay. It's a proud favourite, Mambo No. 5, unfortunately. You reckon? Okay. It's a proud favourite, Mambo No. 5, isn't it? It takes a big birthday banger to admit that someone else's banger is better than their banger. It's bigger and brighter than your banger.

Yeah, you've got banger envy. You've been outbanged. I've been outbanged. You've been outbanged. That's right. Okay, let's see if Glenda's got a big old banger on her. Hi, Glenda. Hi, Glenda. Hi, Glenda. Hey, how are you?

Good, thanks. Hey, Glenda, I want to share a story. So what happens during the songs before Birthday Banger, when you're out in the producer's booth frantically trying to get all these songs together, and Anastasia is answering the phones, and did you hear her having a laugh? Yes. You know why that is? Because when she answered the phone, she goes,

hi, is this Glenda? What's your name? And you go, Glenda, obviously. And then Anastasia obviously didn't hear you, and she goes, Glenda or Blenda? Yeah. It's Brinda, obviously. It's an easy mistake.

And then Producer Ben under his breath goes, it's obviously not Blender. No, let's go with Blender. What's your birthday, Blender? 26th of June, 1967. All right, Blender, you were 16 in 1983 on the 26th of June. And here comes your birthday banger. What a feeling.

Oh. He is believing. Oh, what a smoothie, Blender. Yeah, I remember that. From Flashdance, what a feeling. Do you like it? Yeah, I do. I like smoothie. That's a great, great birthday banger.

I love that song. Three really good birthday bangers today. Are we playing Mumbo No. 5, Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend or Flesh Dance? I think I'm in a Lou Bega mood. I think I'm in a Lou Bega mood too. I need a bit of Monica, Sandra and Rita. Tracy, congratulations. You've won birthday banger.

Yeah. Go get it, Tracy. Get it. Brian Clint's in him. One, two, three, four, five. Everybody in the car. So come on, let's ride to the liquor store off the corner. Brain cleansing him. And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my lord To me, flirting is just like a sport Anything is fine, it's all good

Let me jump in, please sing in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Tina's what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long, a little bit of Jessica.

Here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man. My mode number five Jump up and down And move it all around Shake your hand to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left And one step right

One to the front And one to the side Clap your hands on the ground. Take one step left and one step right. One to the front and one to the side. Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice. And if it looks like this, then you're doing it right. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need. A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun see A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet The trumpet It's my mode number five A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all too fall in love A little bit of Jessica, here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man. I do want to fall in love with a girl like you. You can't run, you can't hide.

You and me gonna touch the sky. Mumbo No. 5 ZM Brand claim that's Mumbo No. 5, Lou Bega. I'd love to come out of that and play another Lou Bega hit. Okay, play another Lou Bega hit. Okay, play another Lou Bega hit. I can't. Because there's not another one on the computer. Someone on the text machine disagrees. There must be another Lou Bega song. They said, oi na, look up Lou Bega, I Got A Girl.

Look it up, Ben. Lou Bega, I Got A Girl. He must have had more than one song because he came and played So Pop last year. I saw him. He was great. Although Eiffel 65 played So Pop last year. I saw him. He was great. Although Eiffel 65 played So Pop. Yeah, I saw them too. They played Blue about

four times, which I was here for though. Is Eiffel 65 a DJ set? Yes. It is. You can get away with a lot in a DJ set. My favourite at So Pop, I would have to say was Bewitch. Even though two of the girls weren't there. Was it better than Venga Boys?

Oh, no way, Venga Boys. Because I heard Venga Boys' show is amazing. Venga Boys was my favourite. So polished and so well done. I hope we can get back to a Venga Boys show one day. That's what COVID's really robbed us of, the party bus. Ben, how are we going on the Lou Bega song?

Yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, play us a little bit of it. Here we go, here we go. This is Lou Bega song? I've got it. I've got it. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, play us a little bit of it. Here we go. This is Lou Bega's other hit. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's the same song.

I wonder if he sued himself for copyright. This is incredible. Oh, come on, let's be real. A lot of artists have done it. Is this Mumbo No. 6? Oh, he even sings about how he's got all the different girls. Wait. Was Mumbo No. 5

actually the fifth song? Yeah, can we find Mumbo 1, 2, 3 and 4? Maybe their hits as well. Wow, what a revolutionary afternoon we're having. That's quite incredible. Look, I said there's a new product that's been

pretty much finished and researchers are very excited about it. Right, that's good. And I think, you know, especially the ladies might be excited about this because researchers from a couple of universities have developed the world's first nanotweezers. Nanotweezers. Capable of grasping the tiniest of objects without damaging them. Right.

So apparently the tweezers mark a huge advancement in the biological research and what experts are able to achieve now that they're able to handle objects such as biomolecules and individual proteins. So what are ladies going to be excited about this for? Because, I mean, I don't know if you've ever tweezed your eyebrows before, Clint, but sometimes the real small ones are quite hard to get. Right, okay.

And it's crazy because I emailed some of the researchers at the University of Vanderbilt. That's where they developed this product. And they sent me a pair of these. No, they didn't. No, they didn't. This is them. No.

This is the Nano Tweezers right here. Okay, great. Yeah, right. So your eyebrows are them. And I thought, you know, I know what it's like. You know, it's not a big deal. It's pretty easy. I know what it's like too.

I thought, you know what it's like too. So I thought we could test it on you to see if this is better than a normal pair of tweezers. I don't have a choice in this, do I thought we could test it on you to see if this is better than a normal pair of tweezers. I don't have a choice in this, do I? No. Right, okay. Alright, so I reckon, can we have a timer of 30 seconds on the clock?

Get Ben to put a timer on, sure. Producer Ben, that would be good. And look, I'm thinking about you here and I want you to have the best experience that you can. So can we get some relaxing music, please, producer Ben? That would be good. That's perfect. All right.

Hang on, wait, 30 seconds. You get to tweeze. Yeah, I'm just going to make my way over. You do have quite a lot of work that you need done on your brow. Don't make me look different. But I should do one eyebrow. Don't give me like 2000's pencil thin eyebrows

Do you want me to do your monobrow or under your brow Wait the timer hasn't even started How long are we doing this for? Okay hang on I don't want to be doing this any longer than I need to I'm going to do

the outside of your eyebrow We're very close together. That's very intimate. Yeah. Hold on. Okay, yeah. Oh my God, you're such a sissy.

Don't move. Yeah. Only one here at a time. Yeah, yeah. I've done this before. Oh, ha. Okay, yeah. Let me look.

Let me look. That was one. I've already gotten rid of it. All right. Okay, you've got a few real big ones. Stop moving. Stop moving. Stop moving.

Oh, time's up. Time's up. Time's up. You only got to pluck one eyebrow. Time's up. You big bloody sissy. Oh, right. Okay.

One eyebrow because this is what you were doing. You were like a bobblehead. You were like... Yeah, that's part of the challenge. Dodging and weaving. Part of the challenge. Dodging and weaving. Do you do that to yourself? I do that at least once a week. Really?

Yeah. Do you reckon that's worse? Remember that time I got your armpits waxed? Yeah. The armpits was so brutal. It was like a rush of endorphins. I tell you what, I did rip you off a little bit there and I didn't give you much. Give me one more. I'll give you a treat little bit there and I didn't give you much. Give me one more.

I'll give you a treat. Okay. Because this will be helping me out. Because I'll be wanting to pluck your monobrow for a while. It'll be helping my wife out.

Okay. Excuse me. You can have a nose hair. Because I'm too scared to do it to myself. That's the worst one. I know, I know. But if you just grab one.

I've also waxed your nostrils. Yeah, you waxed my nostrils. Yeah. And I got more interest from Lucy that week. They looked good, I told you. So if you're quick about it, come over here and you can have one nostril here. I don't know, because I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted to like stun you. Then just get one.

Okay, just get one. You can't move! Okay, hold on. Okay, I've got it. I You can't move. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Okay, I've got it. I've located the hair. Count me down. Oh, I haven't pulled it yet. Was that not it?

No. Okay, ready? I'm going to do it quick. You can't move. All right, all right, all right. Count me down. Three, two, one. Men are not good at this stuff.

Sorry, I got two. Why is it grey? That's disgusting. All right. That's gross. Your whole face is tingly. What did you think of the new nano tweezers? Yeah, love them.

Give me a pair. I was listening to Fletch Vaughan and Megan this morning and there was quite a call that went away that was quite concerning to me. A man called Tim was live on air and he said this. Also, I need to speak to Clint this afternoon. He's got my Tinder profile and he's not helping me out. Oh, you put him on your Tinder profile?

No, no, no. He's not bringing in the dogs, you know. Did you match with him? No, I didn't match with him on Tinder. Please welcome to the show the man whose Tinder profile picture I feature in. It's Tim, everybody. G'day, Tim.

G'day, guys. How's it going? Good. Good, thanks, Tim. I know you because Anastasia matched you on Tinder this week and she sent me a screenshot. Sorry, was I not meant to say that you matched him, Anastasia? That was for research purposes only.

I haven't spoken to Tim. That's not what you told us. Yeah. Anyway. Oh, well, there we go. Anastasia matched Tim, 24, Rose Hill College on Tinder. What are your thoughts on old producer Anastasia, Tim? Actually, I don't even think I've seen her yet.

He's got that many matches. Right. Well, this is the issue. I've seen you yet. He's got that many matches. Right. Well, this is the issue. I'm not keeping up with the Tinder game. I'm a busy guy. So your Tinder is good because here's the issue I thought you've got. You've got a picture as your main picture which is of you and me

at what looks like Rhythm and Vines in 2007. Rhythm and Vines. 2017. And you know when I took that photo? Yeah. I didn't even know who you were. So why? Okay, so Tim. I just saw everyone taking photos with you

and I was like, oh, maybe this bloke's famous so I'll take a photo with you. Yeah, right. It was only last year I found out who you were. Yeah, right, okay. So why, Tim, if you didn't even know who I was, am I now your Tinder profile picture? Oh, because you're a good-looking chap.

I'm a good-looking chap. I sort of paired up nicely. So wait, Tim, let me understand. You thought, okay, right, I'm going to get as many girls to swipe right as I can. If I put two guys on my front profile picture, they're bound to like one of them, which equals more swipes. Bang on.

Yeah, I knew it. What you've done, Tim, is the classic put a picture of a guy who you're better looking than in your profile picture so that you look better by association. I look like a pink... I look like a pink sausage with my tongue out, and by comparison

you look tanned and handsome. I still can't get over, I didn't even know who you were. We've got you on here Tim because we want to know, I didn't know that I was part of your Tinder game but now that I am I feel like I've got the right to know. How are the swipes going? How are the matches going? What is your Tinder life like?

I'm not so great. I'm more of an old-fashioned kind of person when it comes to meeting the ladies. Yeah. I prefer to do it at the pub. Or maybe on a national radio show. Produce Anastasia, put your microphone up. Go on, put it up.

Tim wants to talk to you. How's it going, Anastasia? Hey, Tim, how's it going? You're not too bad. Just finished a hundred days' money on the way home. What's the one question you want to ask Anastasia, Tim? Oh, you know, do you like fishing? Do you like fishing?

Okay, Tim. I do like fishing, Tim. Yeah, it's fun. Tim, Tim, this whole thing needs work. Bree prides herself on what she calls a Tinder makeover. So I want you to look at Tim's profile as the one thing that would come up. The picture of Tim and myself, we're at Rhythm and Vine, the year is 2017.

Is that a good picture to get matches on Tinder with? Well, first of all, if you're going to go down the route of putting two guys on the profile so they're bound to like one so you're more likely to get a match, don't pick a married guy that works on the radio so everyone knows he's married. Yeah, right. Well, no one knows him. I didn't even know he was.

Tim. Tim. He's got such good chat. Tim, I got you on here. I got you on here because I wanted to offer to revamp your Tinder. We were going to organise a photo shoot. Wait, who? Wait a second.

There's a friend who sent me your Instagram story of us together. And I was like, oh, well. It's on Instagram. You can figure that out. I don't even know you're on Instagram. Wait a second. Tim. Okay, Tim, right. You're figure that out. I don't even know you're on Instagram. Wait a second. Tim. Okay. Tim, right. You're the guy from Tinder. Who are you?

I'm the guy in the profile picture. Here's a story for all the dog owners. You can probably relate to this in one way or another. But a dog walker, a professional dog walker,

Clara Robson, has shared this experience on Facebook after she was walking a Labrador named Charlie last Thursday. Yeah. And all of a sudden Charlie has run off. You know, he's went down the street. He's off the leash. He's off the leash, but she said usually he does that. He, you know, roams and then he'll come back.

Anyway, 10 minutes later, Charlie was done playing around leash, but she said usually he does that. He roams and then he'll come back. Anyway, 10 minutes later, Charlie was done playing around and he's come back and she's like, oh, Charlie's got a big stick. He's found a big stick. You know what dogs are like. They love to pull sticks out of the bush. You know, anyway, turns out it wasn't a stick that Charlie had pulled out of the bush. It was an adult sex toy. Turns out it wasn't a stick that Charlie had pulled out of the bush. It was an adult sex toy.

Charlie. Oh, Charlie. Charlie, what have you got? Anyway, she was, like, left in shock because she was like, oh, my God, what do I do? Yeah. So she started. Oh, I'm looking at it. It's stick coloured.

It's not hefty yet. it's stick coloured It's brown It looks a lot like a stick I see how Charlie was mistaken That it wasn't a stick Anyway she ran after him He is so happy with himself He's like this is the biggest tastiest stick I've ever felt It's delicious

Anyway she's chased him for 15 minutes Around this dog park and everyone has noticed him and has started laughing because they were like, oh, my God, this is the funniest thing ever until he dropped it and then she didn't know what to do with it because she's like, what do I – I can't. Was it hers? No.

It was a random mystery adult stick. Who's leaving their adult stick in the dog park? I don't know. Wow. Wait, do you think someone actually mistaken it for a stick? Yeah. I mean, have you seen a Kong before? A what?

A Kong, a dog Kong. Oh, wow. I thought that was the name of an adult toy. Oh, well, to be honest, they look like it. Like a Kong dog. I bought one for my puppy last week and I was like, this could be anything. Right. Okay.

Oh, those things. Oh, my God. Yeah, they look very adult toyish as well. They look very adult toyish and you can put stuff in the middle of them where the dogs have to lick inside them to get the food out. Okay, this descriptive. No. It's not helping.

It's not helping. What you're saying is not helping. I've got an important question for you because you've just got a dog. Yeah. Do you have anything that you need to hide? Oh, I've already put that way up high. Way up. Deedings free in Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. high. Way up.