ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 8th 2018

Episode Date: October 8, 2018

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Zed-M! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-M's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, New Zealand. How you doing? Brie and Clint. Hope you had a good weekend. How was yours, mate? Really good, really good, yeah. What did you do? You went to a... God, you're fancy. You're bougie.

You went to a ball. I did go to a ball, yeah. With your beautiful wife. How hot's my wife? Seriously. Hot. Smoking. See, that's when going to events like that, it's cool, because you get to walk around with your beautiful wife how hot's my wife seriously hot smoking see that's when going to events like that it's cool

because you get to walk around with someone like that and go yeah and see this ring yeah sorry that's the only reason I don't go to events like that

I wore a bow tie I saw you wore a bow tie how fancy am I I had to get my wife to tie it for me but yeah can you tie a tie yeah I can tie a tie

yeah I needed like an instructional diagram, but I can tie it. You watch YouTube, don't you? Just better if she does it for me. Right. Hey, we have got a very cool competition running at the moment. We've got Mumford & Sons, the Delta Tour. We've got tickets to give away.

Gary, former soundkeeper Gary, what do we call him now? Gatekeeper Gary? Gatekeeper Gary. Gatekeeper Gary. Prizekeeper Gary. He's hitting the road with his guitar, and he's waiting for you right now with a double pass to the Mumford & Sons Delta Tour. Yeah, so how this is going down,

he's going to be in a different location every day this week, and you just need to find where Gary is and get there first. Okay, if you want these tickets, he's in position right now, right? Yes, he is. Producers, how do we figure out where he is? I can tell you where he is if you already want in the area. He's on the Zed and Facebook live stream right now. Okay.

Can we know the general vicinity? I don't know if we can. What does it rhyme with? Lish and May. That keeps it very cryptic. Okay, so just jump on the ZM Facebook page right now and you'll see the live stream. Correct.

He's out there. He's playing some Mumford & Sons. You'll be the first one down there to see him and you can have two tickets to go and see Mumford & Sons who will be here in New Zealand Saturday the 12th of January. They're playing Western Springs. That's huge. Full details at ZM Online.

Up next, we need to talk about, without actually talking about, the Bachelor Australia scandal. Oh, God. What is going on? If you haven't seen the finale yet, we're not going to spoil it for you. No.

But the fact that it hasn't been on TV in New Zealand yet, like, it's the only thing on Instagram. We're going to talk about what happened with the honey badger without telling you what happened with the honey badger. Make sense? If you've seen the spoilers and you want to get in on this chat. Oh, stick around. And stick around.

Yeah, we'll do it after Demi Lovato. This is Sorry Not Sorry. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. This is our first ever Bree and Clint product recall. The Mumford & Sons tickets that I just told you to go and get from our ZM Facebook page. Hey, I've got the days wrong. Gary's not where we said he was.

We all make mistakes and I've made one. And I'm just going to put my hand up and go, sorry team. Starts from tomorrow. Starts tomorrow. However, if you just heard what we said before, we've given you a hell of a leg up as to where you get these tickets from at 4 o'clock tomorrow. Very good clue.

Very good. Mumford & Sons tickets all this week starting tomorrow. Oh, mate, you're killing it. There we go. There you go. Just tune in at 4. We'll tell you where to go to get free Mumford & Sons tickets. There you go.

Done. Boom. Out of the park. Got it. Turn around. Go home. Don't go down there today. That was a good sound effect then.

Yeah. That's right. Oh, I got it too. Yeah, well done. We need to talk about The Bachelor Australia. We do need to talk about The Bachelor Australia, but we need to say just quickly, don't turn us off if you haven't seen it yet

because we're not going to spoil it for you. No, but we do believe that it's a load of BS that it's not being aired in New Zealand until Wednesday. What is going on? What's going on in 2018 that you think that something that happens on TV just across the ditch isn't going to go on Instagram straight away?

It's all over the internet. I've been so involved, invested in this show, and I've basically had to distance myself from the phone so that I don't find out what it is. Brie, I did some pirating. Mate. I had to pirate some episodes. I've never seen you get so upset and so angry

because last week I was going to tell you what happened and I kind of joked about it and you lost your marbles at me. Well, here's the thing, and this is what people listening now will be feeling too. You don't want to invest 12 weeks into something or however long it's been for someone at the last minute to go, hey, guess what, this is what happens. Yeah yeah and that's the problem that they have when they play it a week late that's too long so what day did it happen in australia last wednesday it's not airing

on tv in new zealand until this wednesday so not only do you have to survive today if you've made it this far without finding what happens tomorrow let's put that to the side because it's very- We need to talk about actually what happened without talking about what happened. Yeah, it's very raw for me. Oh God, I sound like a loser. It's very, like it's very, I'm emotionally charged right now, so I need to talk about it with you right now. Yeah.

Without saying what happened, how do you feel about it? This is in the finale. We're talking about the finale of The Bachelor Australia. Like, I need to be careful. I can see both sides. Yeah. Like, I can understand it from both sides. But when I first initially watched it,

I was kind of annoyed. Right. Like, I'd kind of annoyed. Right. Like I'd invested all this time into- Don't, be very careful. Be very careful. I'd invested all this time. I get it. And I feel like I didn't like the outcome that I got from investing all that time.

I get you. I felt ripped off too. But I'm on, I've got to be so careful here. I'm on his side. Whose side are you on? I don't know. Like I said, I can see it from both.

I can see it from both. He's getting a roasting in Australia at the moment for what happened. He's getting absolutely steamed. The honey badger has gone from hero to zero as far as the media is concerned.

But not for me. Like I think, oh, this is so hard to do it without telling you about it. So he's gone into lockdown. Yeah, yeah. He did one interview. He did the project. The Project Australia. Last night.

Did you watch any of it? Yeah. He doesn't come out of it well. No. It makes it worse. He made it worse. He made it worse. Let's open this up.

This is what we're going to do and this is hard to do. We're going to open the phone lines. If you're invested in The Bachelor Australia and you have seen what happens you need to call us and tell us what you think but you need to not give it away either. So we're going to do that by asking for your one word review

on what happened in The Bachelor finale. Yeah, we've got to talk about it without talking about it. But just tell us your thoughts and you're going to give them one word. One word. One word. Yeah, just sum it up. Okay. 0800 dial ZM.

Give us a call now. Just get it vented out. Or you can text us on 9696. Yeah, there you go. We'd love to hear your thoughts. One-word reviews. We're talking about The Bachelor Australia without talking about The Bachelor Australia.

It sounds stupid, but I think we're pioneering a new thing here, you know? Where you have a conversation about a thing without saying what the thing is. It's kind of like talking in front of children. Yeah. Or dogs, if you're talking about going for a walk. Sometimes you've got to spell it so they understand.

Yeah, don't say walkies. Walkies? You've just upset a lot of dogs. I know. So the final is a year in Australia and it's everywhere on social media. I've now seen it. I just ended up pirating the episodes because it's everywhere. I can deal with the daylight, but I think a week.

Come on, guys. I had to unfollow people on Instagram whose accounts I like because they're talking about it. And, of course, they're talking about it. So we're talking about it without talking about it. If you haven't seen it, we're not going to spoil it for you. We're trying to get your one word review on what's happened on the Bachelor Australia finale. We've got people lined up to give us theirs.

Just before that, do you want to hear a little bit from the honey badger? Yes. This is from last night in Australia. He went on the project. The only interview he's done after the show. Because it is, what has happened is very scandalous. It's never happened before. It's a bachelor first.

It's something that could happen on, could it happen on the bisexual? Yeah, it could. It could. It could. So we've got to learn from what's happening here. Yeah. I'm going to play you this bit

that I don't think gives away what happens, okay? But this is him last night speaking about said scandal. You can think you know what you want, and then someone comes into your life, and your view of what you thought you wanted gets absolutely blown out the window. Why would I go in and start something that has a high potential of three months down the track,

breaking her heart, you know. I'd rather make a very hard decision then at that point to save a big scar on the heart later. What's your one-word review of what happened? Disappointed. Right, mine's rip off. Alice, now you've seen it, don't give away what happened, okay? But you've seen it?

Yeah. How did you see it? Just online on the South Hemi website. Did it get spoiled for you, Alice? No. No, it didn't? Okay. But I just had this big urge that I needed to watch it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One word review from you about what happened. What did you think? Ridiculous. Hmm. Yeah. Whose side are you on? Oh, I can see where he's coming from, but it's pretty sad.

Hmm. Okay. Pretty poor form. Oh, I've cut her off. Well, I thought she was going to give it up. She could have given it away. but it's pretty, pretty sad. Pretty poor form. Oh, I've cut her off. Well, I thought she was going to give it away. She could have given it away. Chrissy, you understand the rules, right?

Don't give it away. Yep, yep. Although, now that we're doing this, I feel like 90% of people know what happened. Yeah, I think so too. It is literally everywhere. What do you think? One word.

Nonsense. Nonsense? That's for the whole show in general, isn't it? Yeah, you don't muck around, do you think? One word. Nonsense. Nonsense? That's for the whole show in general, isn't it? Yeah, you don't muck around, do you, Chrissy? Just the outcome, just the outcome. Did you like him the whole way through, the honey badger? I thought he was quite cool. In the beginning, he was a bit tough, but he grew on us, I have to say. And now?

It's a family investment. This whole show, every night, you know, when it's hot and we all get together and watch it. So I'm the only one who knows the outcome, so I'm trying not to spoil it for them either. Oh, you've got to hide it from your whole family. Yep, yep. Don't watch it with them because your face will say everything. Probably, but I'll try my best.

Yeah. There's a text that's come through. Yeah. And I feel like we need to call someone out on this show. Oh, yeah. I feel like someone has done something horrible. Yeah. To someone they love. Yeah. And I feel like we need to call someone out on this show. Oh, yeah. I feel like someone has done something horrible. Yeah. To someone they love.

Yeah. And that person is producer Ben. Producer Ben. On your microphone. What's he done? Ben, do you want to tell the people of New Zealand what you did? I don't have to sum it up. Producer Ellie's on the phone.

Yeah, sorry. What I did, this is the Bachelor thing, right? Yeah, what did you do? You tell the phone. Yeah, sorry. What I did, this is the Bachelor thing, right? Yeah, what did you do? You tell the people. I tagged my girlfriend in it to spoil it. You're an absolute son of a B. If you are planning to try and to continue to avoid it, I hope you don't have a boyfriend like him.

Yeah, let's hope not. Well, he's single now, so you can inbox him if you want. Good luck is all we say. You're recently married. Yeah. Are you planning on having kids? Yeah, in the future, yeah, we are. Right, I'm about to tell you a story that might change your mind.

Okay. There's a couple that's over in Utah that have recently been through something with their toddler that might change your mind about having kids. Okay. So this couple was saving up money. They've borrowed money from their in-laws and they were saving up money to pay

them back. It was $1,600. Right. They were putting all of this cash into an envelope. Yep. They'd gotten to the point Wait. They're putting all of this cash into an envelope. Yep. They'd gotten to the point. Wait, they're doing cash savings? Well, they'd borrowed the money and then they were just putting it into this envelope every time they got some cash.

Get a bank, people. But yeah, yeah, cool. Well, yeah, you're going to say that when you hear what happened. So they've saved up this $1,600. They've put it on their nightstand. They've got a two-year-old. The two-year-old has found the envelope and has then put the envelope full of $1,600 into a shredder.

Bye-bye money. What? An actual paper shredder. A two-year-old? A two-year-old. So apparently this kid, his name's Leo, likes to shred paper with his mum something that they do at home

so he knows how to use it what are the odds? the classic mother son bonding pastime of shredding paper who has a shredder at home? dates back through the ages, who has a shredder at home? people who keep their money in cash that's who

I didn't even think that was a thing they're shredding all their sensitive fax documents. Sounds like it. Because this family lives in 1983. What are the odds of the kid finding the envelope full of money and putting it through the shredder? I feel like they have

a knack for finding things they shouldn't. They're not interested in anything that's fine for them. Is it like a magnet? I don't know. Did you ever ruin something when you. Is it like a magnet? I don't know. Did you ever ruin something when you were a kid? Probably, but I don't remember because I was a kid. My parents bought this really, really

nice couch and it was the first couch that they had bought that wasn't leather. Because when you've got little kids, I'm assuming, I mean leather's great because if someone drops something on it, you wipe it off. It's the opposite of pets.

Yeah. Whereas pets, you can't have a leather couch because they just scratch it. Exactly right. We'd have pets and kids. What a disaster. We'll just have plastic furniture. Yeah, what did you do? My parents still to this day hate me because I grabbed this black magic marker and I drew a lovely mural.

You did an art project. I did an art project, not on one of the pieces of couch, on every single panel of the couch. Oh, you're a creative person, Brie. What colour was the couch? Grey. Oh. Right.

Yeah. That story puts me off having kids more than the shredding one. The shredding one. Is that because you know me now? No, it's because I just think they're dumb parents. Like, who keeps their money in cash? I've said that. You're still on this, aren't you?

Who teaches a two-year-old how to play with a paper shredder? Because you know what else a two-year-old would love to shred? Their hand. Yeah, that's true. Like, where is this paper shredder that the kidold how to play with a paper shredder? Because you know what else a two-year-old would love to shred? Their hand. Yeah, that's true. Where is this paper shredder that the kid knows how to turn on? You know who keeps money like that? My dad. Yeah.

And I know where he keeps it. He keeps, if anyone's listening that knows my dad, which I'm assuming not, he keeps it in the Bible in his top drawer. My sister and I, the amount of times we've went in there and gotten money out of his Bible for a good night out, I tell you what. Well, it is the book that keeps on giving. Also, if anyone's

listening from Queensland and wants to rob Bree's parents, the address is 424... Bree and Clint on ZM. Annalise speed dated three guys and three girls. Two were eliminated and it was down to four. Willie,

Tom, Bailey, Jade. Bree and Clint bring you The Bisexualer. She's here. She's on her... Is this your third week of knowing us now? Yep, so it's my third week. And how good is it being friends with us? It's great fun. It's pretty crack up.

Like you guys are all so onto it. She's still aware that we're controlling her dates. Yeah. Do you want to date either of us? Cool, your silence

speaks volumes. That's fine. That's fine because we've still got you dating four people at this stage. Let's not ask that question again. So you're still dating

four people. We've got Willie the American, Tom, Designer Tom and we've got got you dating four people at this stage. Let's not ask that question again. So you're still dating four people. We've got Willie the American, Tom, Designer Tom, and we've got Bailey the fitness one and Jade the fiery one. Yeah. Today, you've already been on one of the dates, the single dates with Willie, our American. Yes, I did. What did you guys do?

We went to a clip and climb and did some rock climbing and jumped off some pretty high things. So you got sweaty and grabbed onto different bits and pieces. You tied each other up and used harnesses and stuff. Yeah, pretty much. We're going to hear some of that. But before we listen to it, anything you need to tell us? Any vibes you need to put across or anything we need to know before we listen to some of your date

with Willie from today? I thought it went really well. It was quite a lot of fun. It was also really challenging just really testing my upper arm strength. Okay, this is how your date with Willie sounded.

I'm really excited for this one. It should be a lot of fun. It's like a good way to test our limits physically as well and like see whether or not we're compatible in that sense. I'm very excited. I wish it didn't have to do with heights

because I was already nervous. So now just heighten that to times 10. I think just having her here, maybe it will help me calm me down a little bit. It's the climb. Oh, I'm sliding. Go, Willie. Over to the top.

Is it getting harder when you get to the top? I'm starting to get tired. My hands are getting sweaty, so it's like sliding. Left chalk! Now you can come down. Oh my god, my hands are already sweating! It was good. It was really good. Quite an adrenaline rush as well. It was actually pretty nice having her here supporting on the sideline.

You know, hey, keep going. So it was cool. It was a good date. This date was a lot of fun, but with the elimination coming up, I've got a lot of thinking to do. There you go. That's your date. Mm-hm. Seems like it was real sweaty. It was so sweaty, like, not even halfway up, one of the climbs and my hands were, like, dripping. Does it rock climbing date?

Cos it's all about whether you can forge a connection in these limited windows that we give you guys at the moment. Is there much like physical touching involved in a rock climbing date? Like do you have to support each other or anything like that? Like did you have to catch Willie on the way down? Yeah, support his buttocks as he came down. A lot of it was just like verbal support was the main thing for that, which was good because you kind of want to get a good stance on whether or not. What about how when you're wearing a rock climbing harness and if you're a dude, it really sandwiches around the, you know, the...

The meat and veg. The package area. It was definitely one of your less flattering choices to go on a date, I think. But do you reckon he got a good view of your butt from a few angles? I think everyone did. We're going to ask you something that you haven't told us about yet, but we've heard about. We heard that Willie may have been the first guy on the Bisexualer

to ask you for a kiss. Is that true? That is true. What happened? I kind of said no. He was like, so, because we'd just done one of the races on the, one of the climbing walls, I kind of said no. He was like, so, because we'd just done like one of the races on the, um, one of the climbing walls, I guess. Yeah. He was like, all right, so let's do a challenge.

Like, if I win, I get a kiss. It's a good move. You know, it is a good move. Very forward of Willie, but I like it. You've got to take your chances with these things. It shows initiative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really smooth, but I was just like, no.

You shot him down. I shot, no. You shut him down. I shut him down. You shut him down. I felt really bad about it, but then at the same time, I was like, it's still just so early to even consider doing that for me. Is it because you're dating three other people at the same time? Definitely, because I do have to consider them and factor them in. Oh, the honey badger's not worried about that.

He's kissing everyone. That's the honey badger, though. Yeah, you're our honey badger. You're our honey beaver. Oh, my gosh. Wouldn't have said that. Well, we've said it now. Take him to the honey hole, Annalise.

Stop. Please stop. We're going to talk to Willie at 5.30. He's going to come in and give us his side of the date. I need to ask from you, Anne-Lise, is there anything you want us to ask Willie? Like, you won't be here, but you'll be able to hear it later on.

Oh, gosh. Should we ask him about asking you for a kiss? Yes, do it. Make sure you ask him that. Yeah. Okay, just quickly, you said no to the kiss or the kiss challenge. Is that a bad sign?

Should he take that as a bad sign? No, I would have said it to anyone. So you would have said that to anyone that you dated? Yeah. Also, it feels kind of like very weird being asked to be kissed or get a kiss. Mate, don't even ask my opinion on that. It would rather happen more naturally, you know. I've said my opinion on asking for a kiss.

I think it's a no-no. There's a video of your clip and climb date coming, your rock climbing date with Willie the American. Tomorrow you go on another date. Do we know who she's dating tomorrow?

We'll keep it a secret. Okay. You can find out tomorrow and Willie will be here to give us his side at 5.30. I can't wait to grill him. I can't wait to hear what he thinks as well.

It's going to be live too. Because you never get that in real life, right? You never go on a date and then get to hear what the other person... You never get the feedback. Yeah.

Well, we'll find out from them at 5.30. Anne-Lise, she was the bisexualist. She's now the honey beaver. See you tomorrow. See you. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brie and Clint's birthday banger. I'm in the mood for this. I'm in the mood for a good charging song, you know? I feel like Monday's the day for the birthday banger. We get you to call up, you tell us your birthday, and we tell you exactly what was the biggest song in the country on your 16th birthday. Yeah, what was number one on your exact birthday.

So let's kick it off this afternoon with Gemma. Hi, Gem. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? The 29th of January, 1986. Okay, Gemma. You were 16 in 2002 on the 29th of January,

and back in the early 2000s, this was number one. You've got vintage pink. How do you feel about that? Yeah, you can't really complain with pink, can you? Doesn't that just show... I mean, I'm not saying you've been not 16 for a while. Are you saying Gemma's old? Well, 2002.

How long's pink been going for? She's been killing it, mate. She's still getting number ones. She just sold out like five shows in New Zealand. Gemma, that was ages ago. All right, leave...

Gemma, you're not old, okay? Now look what you've done. It's okay. Let's go with Tony. Hey, Tony. What year were you born? One year after Gemma. Yeah, exactly.

Hey, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey. What's your birthday, Tony? 25th of the 9th, 47. Pardon me? Excuse me? 1947.

Yes, Tony. Now, Tony, are you pulling our leg? No, no, 71. You're 71 years old. Are you serious? Yeah. And you're a ZM listener? Yeah.

Oh, we'd love to have you on board, Tony. This is a record for us. Hopefully the computer can handle your birthday, Tony. Let's give it a go. All right, Tony, you were 16 in 1963 on the 25th of September. And back in the 60s, this was top of the charts. Tony, none other than the Beatles. How do you feel about that?

Yeah, there's this. It can't be much better. Yeah, it can't be much better than the Beatles. Oh, what a ripping birthday bag of Tony. Do you remember your 16th birthday? And you remember this maybe featuring? No. No.

Okay, wait there. He's got the record, eh? He's the oldest person we've done? He's the oldest person we've done for birthday baggers. Isn't that cool? Because I would assume that there's no one in their 70s listening to ZM. How cool is Tony? 71.

He's got ZM on the dial. On the wireless. Let's see if Emma can break his record. Hey, Emma. Hi, Em. Hey, how you doing? Good. You don't sound like you were born in the 40s.

No, no, no. What's your birthday, Em? 26th of the 8th, 82. Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 1998 on the 26th of August, and this is your birthday bang on. And I don't want the world to see me. But I don't think that they understand. Wait.

When everything's made to be broken. I just want you to know who I am. I'd like to have a second. That's the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. The idea of birthday banger is to play something you wouldn't usually hear on ZM. Emma, what do you think? You can't beat a sing-along on a Monday, can you? You cannot beat a good pub rock sing-along on a Monday.

Are we in unison here? We're all in agreeance? This one's for you, Ross Boss. I mean, as much as I would have liked to play the Beatles. Oh, that would have been a banger too. Here's your Birthday Banger, Emma. Turn it up. Belt it out nice and loud, okay?

Three, two, one. Oh, good. So good. Oh, three and clod ZM. That is the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. I feel my hormones coming back from when I was a teenager. City of Angels? is that the soundtrack?

City of Angels. Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan. Do you reckon you and I have got a strong future maybe presenting on the hits? Maybe. Especially with our love of Goo Goo Dolls. Oh! Oh.

God, I love this song. God, I love the Goo Goo Dolls. You never have Goo Goo regret, do you? Nah. Yeah, I don't regret playing that at all. You and I got something, but it's all in and it's nothing to me. God, I'm so monotone. We're both great singers.

There's someone who is feeling even more uncomfortable Sitting right next to me Brie, you okay? Yeah, I'm good You're in that stage We all know it Where something When you were

A couple of drinks deep seemed like a good idea, right? Yeah And then in the cold light of day, maybe not so much. Had a few lemonades on the weekend. And you know when you have a few lemonades and you turn into this different version of yourself. What's yours? More confident?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just get into this like mind frame where I'm like, what's the worst that could happen? I mean, what's the worst? I mean, life's short. Just go for it. You know?

Oh, right. You're a live fast. Die young. Yeah. Bad girls do it well, live fast. It's not as serious as it sounds, or it may be. From what I know about it is. I haven't really told you anything.

You drunk messaged someone. And I can tell from your body language and your reluctance to tell me who it is or what you said that it's probably not great. So where do we start? What are you going to give me? I'm going to give you that I've messaged someone that's not appropriate to message.

Okay, can I have the sphere in which they operate? Are they a friend? Are they a colleague? Are they a boss? Not a boss. Not a boss. Not a friend. Not a friend.

A workmate? I wouldn't say workmate. Do they work here? No. Okay, so not workmate. Is it an ex? No. I'm not telling you who it is.

You've got to give me something. I'm just going to tell you that you know those people. Do I know them? Maybe. Oh. Maybe you know them. Right. But you know those people where for whatever reason it's just off limits.

Yeah, yeah. You shouldn't be messaging them. Is it an ex of a friend? No. Oh. Yeah. You shouldn't be messaging them. Is it an ex of a friend? No. Anyway. Is it a married person? No, it's not a married person. I'm so uncomfortable.

It's not a married person. Why are we talking about this? Is it me? Do I need to check my inbox? So what I know is that you've Instagram DM'd them. Can I know what time of the night you did it? I'm going to say it was about midnight. Oh, nothing good happens

after midnight, mate. Nothing good happens after midnight. No! And then after I did it, I was like, hmm, I mean, they probably won't write back. No, you didn't double message. Please tell me you didn't double message. No, I didn't. I didn't. Thank God. But I was thinking, I was like, they're not going to write back. It, you didn't double message. Please tell me you didn't double message. No, I didn't. I didn't. Thank God. But I was thinking, I was like,

they're not going to write back. It'll be fine. It'll just breeze past. Did you show up to their house? I didn't know where they lived. Hey, I'm not sure if you saw my message, but I just come around to check. They messaged back. Oh, good. And then we exchanged quite a few messages.

Yeah. And you know that feeling when you wake up the next day? Yeah. And you look at your phone and you're like, oh, no. That happened last night. What has been said? Just stuff that shouldn't be said. Is it stuff that you actually feel now that you're not that version of real?

Sure. So it's true stuff? Yeah. Because that's worse if you say it and you're like, I don't mean that. Yeah, see, I'm not that type of drunk. Actually, is it worse or is it feelings you didn't want out there that are genuinely real?

That might be worse. Yeah. Oh, my God. I hope they're not. They might be. Yeah, so now I'm in a real position Okay Because obviously this me Not the

I mean I have more Do they want to follow it up or something What's the position that you're in Are you just regretting the messages Now I'm in the position where It's out there now. God, I want to know who it is so bad. Are you not going to tell me who it is? I can't tell you.

You can't tell me who it is? No. You can't tell me who they are to you? No. And you can't tell me what you said other than I assume it was like I want to hook up with you real bad. Did I message you? Yes. Okay, so I know the context of the messages I just don't know the person. That's okay. I can you? Yes. Okay. So I know the context of the messages. I just don't know the person.

That's okay. I can deal with that. Don't you... I hate me when I'm drinking sometimes. That's a sign of someone who's got a problem. But then I also don't mind me because I'm also like, you go, girl. Well, let's not delve into your... You get it.

Let's not delve into whether you've got a problem or not this afternoon. No. Let's keep it fun and lighthearted. God, I'm so sweaty. You're not the only one who's done this. I've done it. Have you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you done that though? Not recently. I'm married. I don't have this problem anymore. Not recently. But did you ever do that in your lifetime? Yeah, 100%. 100%.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then did stuff eventuate or what? Is that what you're worried about? That you've ruined a chance? No, I think I've created a chance. Oh, then what's the issue? Yeah, good point. Yeah, see, this is a...

Could be okay. Yeah, it could be. Oh, wait, $100.00. Because you're not the only one. Am I done? I think you're off the... Am I off? Yeah, you're off the... The stand? You're? I think you're off the... Am I off? Yeah, you're off the...

The stand? You're off the stand for now. Who'd you drunk message? That's our question. That's it. Who'd you... Please make me feel better this afternoon. Surely I'm not the only idiot doing this.

And maybe it wasn't a romantic thing. Maybe it was worse than that. Maybe it was a boss. Maybe it was an angry thing. Maybe it was romantic. Make Bree feel better. You can text us. 9696. Only text us if you're sober.

Yeah. And you can call us too on 0800DOLLZM. Whatever you say, we'll go on the radio, so just be aware of that part, okay? Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree has had an episode on the weekend where you've had a couple of shandies and thought it's a good idea to text someone that you believe is an

inappropriate person to text. Is that the fair way to put it? Yeah. You've drunk texted someone and you're in the regrets. I can feel, would I say regret? I can feel my heartbeat in my neck. You don't want to tell us who it is. And that's okay. However, I've got a few questions from the text machine.

I'm just going to say no comment to all of them. I hope you know that. Well, hopefully we can tell from your voice then. I was about to swear then. I'm just going to say no comment to all of them. I hope you know that. Well, hopefully we can tell from your voice then. I was about to swear then. I'm not going to swear. Keep it together. Did you drunk text any of the bisexual contestants? No comment. Did you drunk text the bisexual? No comment. Did you drunk text Channing Tatum? No comment. Did you drunk text Jeremy Wells from Seven Sharp and Radio Hauraki? No comment. Why did your nostril just flare?

Oh, dude. Oh. No comment. Really? That's all I'm going to say. I've said no comment. You and I are going for a drink after this And we're going to have a chat Okay We're not having a chat

I know you don't feel comfortable I didn't give away anything Someone has texted Well we've asked you Heard your drunk message I really want to stay on this But out of respect I will move on

Someone said on the weekend FML They drunk called their ex And their ex's new girlfriend Picked up the phone. Oh. Was yours as bad as that? Nah.

Nah. Okay, cool. Not that bad. Monique, who'd you drunk message? I drunk messaged my ex-boyfriend. Sorry, husband at the time. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah, so you know how you have a lot of lemonade when you're by yourself sometimes? Yeah, just a few lemonades. Yeah, a few lemonades. You get that sugar high going and you message, it's like midnight and you go, hey, are you still awake message?

Oh, no. Oh, Monique, that's a full booty call. The lemonade courage. Well, no, it was just a message. It was just a lot of messages that I had to wake up to the next day when I had to catch up with him. Oh, so you fired from the hip and then went to sleep and then woke up to all the messages?

Yeah, yep. So he didn't message you back? I wasn't planning to fire from the hip. I was just, in my defence, it was a lemonade and I was just checking if I was the only one awake. Oh, sure you were, Monique. Oh, girl. Okay.

I think you and Bree have a very similar. I feel like we just bonded, Monique. Honestly, the following morning reading through those texts when you know you have to go and catch up with them and going, oh, this is going to be another extra awkwardness on top of the awkwardness we have to have. Oh, don't catch up. Don't catch up.

Just go, hey. I was already planned. You've got gastro Yeah Yeah No Okay alright Bless you Monique

Peace be with you Jed Who'd you drunk message? My boss Oh no What did you say? Well I had some friends in town And we just were having a good old night

and decided that I probably wouldn't be feeling up to going into work in the morning. So I was being proactive. Yeah, you're doing the right thing. Initiative. I messaged her on Facebook. Yeah. And I can read you the message. Please do.

It says, Kay has not been feeling well at all. Kay has not been feeling well at all. Kay have not been feeling well? I can get if you big, you neat, if you can state with us, please. Oh, wow. You had a few lemonades. Jed, I don't even think you know what that's meant to say. I don't know what I was trying to say, but then she responded, thanks for letting me know.

Hope you get better. Did you go to work the next day I went into work the next day I messaged her and I was like oh that was my friend I will definitely

be at work tomorrow could have been worse you could have just wrote body shots yeah but no no no no issue there

you went to work probably shouldn't have she fronted up shouldn't have been there it's fine finally Rob who'd you drink message? I had a few beverages and decided to message my best mate's mum. Oh, Rob.

No, it could have been okay. And what type of message? Was it just a, hey, how are you? It was like a 3.30 in the morning, hey, sexy message. Oh, Rob. Oh, Rob. Rob. Okay, okay. Let's... Regrets? No, Rob. Oh, Rob. Rob. Okay, okay.

Regrets? No, no, no. Let's follow the conversation through. Did you get a reply? I went round there the next day not knowing what I had done and her husband was like messaging my wife. I was like, oh. I was looking for somebody with a similar name

and must have had too many drinks and accidentally messaged. Rob, how old is she and how old are you? They'd be like a 30-year difference. Holy crap. That's saucy. Did you lose your best mate over it? Nah. Oh, that's weird.

He didn't find out. I know. All right, Rob, you've lost your phone privileges, okay? Put it down. Don't do it. If you've been following the journey of the bisexual, Anne Lees, she's been on the hunt for love. She speed dated six people last week.

She eliminated two people on Friday. How uncomfortable was that to be a part of? Very uncomfortable. A live dumping. Mike and... Kim. Kim. Oh, God, I've already forgotten it. You Mike and... Kim. Kim. Oh God, I've already forgotten it.

You've already forgotten Kim. I'm focused on the live ones, okay? The ones that we have left in the bisexual. Our boys and girls dating in Leith. So she's dating four people this week. The first date she went on was today and it was Willie the American. Willie, welcome to the studio.

Awesome. Thanks for having me. Great to see you. Today you've been rock climbing with our Bisexualer. That's right. Clip and climb. Yep. It's like an interrogation.

Just relax. We're all friends here. It's all good. Good day? Yeah, it was great. Things went really well. We've heard from Anne-Lise earlier today. We've asked her all the questions, how it went. Did you listen? No, I didn't actually. I was working today. Excellent.

Good. Oh, great. Before we get into that stuff We just want to get a real gauge On you and how you're going Because it's a weird experience To be in this Competing for love

Bree and I have talked about this A lot That the competition For affection Is an unnatural thing Right Yeah Yeah I agree

I'm not a fan I don't think I could do it Where I'm dating someone But I know For a fact They're dating a bunch of other people, but I'm trying to fight for their attention. You've survived the first round of the Hunger Games though,

so you're doing well. Okay, you only have to go. Can we call you Katniss? So you're one of two guys who are left. What do you think about Tom, the other guy? He seems like a nice guy actually, so I can't say anything bad about him he seems like a really nice guy why not he's your competition yeah but i'm focused more on my connection do you

think tom or you suits and lace better me of course good answer do you think the boys are at a disadvantage to the girls in this competition what do you think of the girls oh i've met think of the girls oh i've met some of the girls as well and they seem like they're actually fierce competition do you think because ann lisa's rel like the the bisexual part of her life is relatively new how long ago did she come out a couple of years ago yeah she's never had a full-on relationship with a woman is the girl thing more exciting potentially? I hope not. Yeah, like what do you have that's going to entice her? Don't tell us actually. Yeah, actually.

What do you have that the girls don't have? Actually, don't say that. I need to ask you something because you said something off air last Friday that I found quite interesting because Anne-Lise, our bisexual, is 23. You're 27. That's right. You mentioned that you're a little bit concerned about the age gap at that point last Friday.

You've now been on a one-on-one date that went for longer with Anne-Lise. How are you feeling about that now? I am feeling better about it because when we had time to discuss things, we have similar interests and it seems like we get along really well. We still, just like after the first date that we had, I still feel like we get along really well. We still, just like after the first date that we had, I still feel like we need more time together. Okay. Interesting. We

have some information from your date that I don't think is privileged, but either way, it happened on the date, so we're going to talk about it. Did you ask Anne-Lise for a kiss on your date? I did. Yes! Good man! You did. At least someone did. We don't begrudge you that at all.

I think with the short windows of time you've been given, you've got to take every opportunity you can. And you pounced. Maybe you missed, but you pounced. And Clint and I both agree we like the way you did it. Yeah. Smooth. Well, how did you do it?

Well, I was waiting for while nobody was looking and we were away and i said hey let's compete for a kiss and if i win i get a kiss and i took my shot smooth how did your shot go not as good as i wanted to but the fortunate thing is i do like a girl that plays hard to get do you do you think her saying no to a kiss is an issue like do you think it's like a... Do you think that gives anything away? I don't. I think it's the opposite. I think because she doesn't want to come off,

you know, just, yeah, I'll give anybody a kiss. I think for me, it made me more interested, actually. Would you like to hear what she had to say about it? Yeah, I would, actually. That would be great. We asked her at 4.30 this afternoon. This is what she thought about the kiss request.

You said no to the kiss or the kiss challenge. Should he take that as a bad sign? No, I would have said it to anyone. So you would have said that to anyone that you dated? Yeah. Also, it feels kind of like very weird being asked to be kissed or get a kiss. I'd rather it happen more naturally, you know?

How do you feel about that? I feel like that's telling me next time, just go for it. I like the way you operate. I hope you get another date. You will find out this Friday if you survive another round. She's got a date,

the other three this week, tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday, and then on Friday, you're in here for another live dumping. Okay. Willie,

I almost called you Mike and he's gone. Friday, you're in here for another live dumping, okay? Willie, I almost called you Mike, and he's gone. Willie, the American in the bisexual, good luck and go well, mate. Thanks. Someone we've had on our show a few times, and we're getting to know, well, I know her, because she's my mum, but... You've known her for a bit.

I've known her for a little bit, most of my life, actually. She's a lovely woman, one of the nicest people I bit. I've known her for a little bit. Most of my life, actually. She's a lovely woman. One of the nicest people I know. I'll vouch for that. Which is why we came up with this game. Because Mama don't like you and she likes everyone. Bit of a mean game, really.

Essentially, we get two people on the phone. My mum has to tell one of them she doesn't like them. Yeah. That's pretty much it. Which I think it's fair to say, mumma Di, is your least favourite thing to do, right? Oh, I hate doing this.

This is the show I don't like. This is the show you don't like? Oh, no. I really struggle with it, Clint. Okay. This is why it makes it so fun. To be fair, we don't give you a lot of scope either to find out about the people.

Bree said you can have one question to each of the people and then you have to say which one you don't like. I know. It's terrible. She's done it to me my whole life. And then someone will win free fuel thanks to mobile. It's great. Easy peasy.

It's nice and easy. Mama Di, your first person you need to speak to today is Georgia. Hey, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. You're on with Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Are you worried she's not going to like you?

Yeah, a little bit. Georgia. Mum, when you're ready, ask Georgia your one question. Hi, Georgia. I absolutely love your name to start with. So the question's pretty simple. Cats or dogs? Ooh.

Ooh. Definitely dogs. Okay, that's interesting. Don't give anything away, Mum. Don't give it away yet. Don't give anything away. Because otherwise the other person will fudge their response. Good luck, Georgia.

Okay, we're putting you back on hold. Mum and I, please meet Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hello. Oh, she sounds lovely. Hi. Mum, when you're ready.

Is it the same question, Mum? I'm guessing. Yes. Are you going with the same question? Hi, Sophie. I love your name too. Aw. Pass your dogs, mate.

I used to be a dog person But my neighbours have this beautiful cat So I've become a cat person Oh we've got one on each end This is good yeah I'm more of a cat person now Alright mum So you've done all you can okay

Your fate now rests with mumma di Mumma di When you're ready Tell either Sophie who likes cats that you don ready, tell either Sophie, who likes cats, that you don't like her, or tell Georgia, who likes dogs, that you don't like her. But, Brianna, they're both just lovely. Their names are lovely.

I mean, can't you split the fuel? No, no, we can't split it. We've talked about this. Someone is winning free fuel thanks to mobile and you need to tell one person you don't like them and you need to say it in those words. Brianna, you know what? If I have to go on Devalium because of this segment,

I'm going to blame you. Mum, it's a part of life. You have Georgia, the dog person, or Sophie, the cat person. God knows why that's the criteria you wanted, but I really feel for you, Mama Di. Actually, knowing my mum, I don't know who she's going to pick here. Oh, dear. Mum, you love to drag this segment out.

You know how it goes. Oh, yeah, but, oh, jeez. Let's do it in chunks. Give us a name first and then you can work up to saying it. Oh, no, because, oh, jeez. Let's do it in chunks. Give us a name first, and then you can work up to saying it. Oh, no, because then they'll know then. Okay. You know, like, can't I do it from the other end? Just focus.

Just focus on that someone is winning free fuel, and fuel's expensive over here, Mum. Yeah, the person you don't like will be sent away with some fuel, so rest easy in that knowledge. You still have to say that. How much fuel is it? 50 bucks. Oh, well, that's not too bad, is it?

It's pretty good. You still have to say the words, I don't like. Insert. Can I just say, look, I don't like the answer. No. Yeah, you can. No, no. No. The answer is the person. Yeah, right? Right. No. Yeah, you can. No, no. No.

The answer is the person. Yeah, right? Right. So, yes, you can do it that way around, Mama Di. No, she has to say their name. Yes, she will say their name. Okay, cool. You can say, I don't like, and then their name.

That's fine. Oh, all right. I know they're getting fuel. Come on, Mum. You can do it. Come on. I think I've just had a hernia. I don't like Georgia's answer.

Oh, how could you do that to Georgia? Georgia. But, Georgia, I love your name and you got $50 worth of fuel, mate. That's so fine, Di. Thank you. Are you stoked, Georgia? Thank you. And, Sophie, I'm so sorry, but I think you're gorgeous too.

Georgia just said she's heartbroken. She said she'd rather no fuel. Oh, Priya. Oh. Oh. All right, another heartbroken. It's part of life, mate. All in the name of...

God, she loves to drag it out, doesn't she? Thanks, Mumadoy. Bye, Mum. Bri and Clint on ZM. If you've listened to the Bri and Clint show at all over our short time on the airwaves, I think you'll know that one of us has a penchant for an Uber Eats. That's me.

That's Bri. She's an Uber Eats VIP member. There's no such thing, but she orders it enough that I think she should be a VIP member. I'm not ashamed of it. You shouldn't be ashamed of it because I've just found out

that you are not the most rampant Uber Eater in New Zealand. Can I say Uber Eater? Yeah. Uber Eater. The record has been set by a man in Christchurch who they haven't named.

Why they haven't, I don't know, because this badge of honour is mega. I'm about to give you his stats. Before I give them to you. So this is my competition. This is your competition. Yeah, yeah. Before I give you his numbers,

I want you to commit to something here. I know you love a challenge. Oh, no. I want you to match him. Don't do that because you know that I can't not take a challenge. I want you to do what he's done. I'll give you this, though, mainly because we don't have the money to make it last too long. I'm going to tell you what he's done in a week.

Right. I want you to match him day for day. So just 24 hours. You need to order what he would have ordered, okay? Okay. I'll accept. You accept the challenge? Yeah, how hard can it be?

It starts tonight. Right. Your Uber Eats challenge, okay? Okay. I'll accept. You accept the challenge? Yeah, how hard can it be? It starts tonight. Right. Your Uber Eats challenge starts tonight. Okay. The man from Christchurch with the Uber Eats record for the most Uber Eats in seven days used the app 73 times in one week in Christchurch. How is that possible?

How many meals is that? It's about 10 a day. 10 meals a day? 10 meals a day? 10 meals a day. So there's two parts to this challenge here. Oh my God. One part is having the finances to be able to order that. How much did that cost?

The other bit is paying for it all. How much did it cost? Okay, biggest order of the 73? Yep. $678.30 from a sushi restaurant called Hachi Hachi. Who is eating all of that food that he's buying? How much sushi do you get for $670? A ton.

Yeah. He'd need like a Hilux to deliver his Uber Eats. Can you imagine how many Uber drivers had to deliver that? His smallest order was one single roast potato from Royal Roasts in Northland Mall in Christchurch. Is this guy taking the piss? I don't know what he's playing at. I want to get this guy on the phone. I do too, but unfortunately they haven't named him.

If you know who he is, please tell us. We would love to, if you know the Uber Eater from Christchurch, get in touch with us. Guess what? Because we have the radio right now and we can use that. Someone listening in Christchurch right now will know this guy. If you know him, 0800 dial ZM, let's track him down. Back to you.

I want to give you 24 hours to just do one day's worth, which is 10 point something crazy, the recurring number. Let's just say 10. Between now and tomorrow, my challenge to you is 10 Uber Eats. I'm going to look like an absolute crazy person. Actually, I'm just thinking

I should invite heaps of people over tonight. Yeah. Well, it depends how many of you want to order tonight. You could bash it all out in one go. That's absolutely fine. That's absolutely fine. All right. Challenge accepted.

Challenge, shake on it. How am I going to prove this on our social media? So you document the whole thing on our Bree and Clint Instagram. And tomorrow I want to see your Uber Eats receipts. Okay. Done. I don't care how much you spend, but God, if you can match $678 worth of sushi.

Mate, I thought you said a challenge, not a pleasure. I caught a thing on the project the other night where they were talking about leaving stuff in a will to someone. Oh, yeah. And I had a conversation with my sister who got married at the start of this year and she told me she has a will. And then I thought, should I have a will do you have one no but I think I should probably have one as a married person like you you've actually got stuff

people would want whereas me I mean are you talking about my wife yeah because a will doesn't stop them from coming and getting her like yeah yeah I mean you can't really leave your wife to anyone stop stop there good-looking man she's in my will you just have to I mean, you can't really leave your wife to anyone. Stop there. Stop there, good-looking man. She's in my will. You just have to do the best you can every day. Which one have you got? No, I don't have a will. But, like, the house is left to her if I cark it.

So – Is that enough? It's just one of those things where, I don't know, if you really want your stuff to go to the people that you want it to go to, it's kind of something that you probably should think about. Yeah. My sister said to me that everything she owns before she got married was going to me and my brother.

What? Your sister? Yeah. She's giving it to you and your brother? Yeah. God, how gutted are you that she got married? I know. But she said she still hasn't changed it.

She said a certain amount is still going to me and my brother. All right. Which I found kind of interesting. Yeah. And my parents recently have redone their will. And there's so much that goes into it. It's kind of a grim topic. And I think that's the reason that I've avoided it

is because I don't like to think about that sort of thing. But I mean, I went to a funeral today of someone who died young, a friend. That's sad. Oh, it's horrifically sad. It's a friend's father and he died in his 50s and he wasn't meant to go. Yeah. But it can just like that.

You just never know. And you just assume that people have their affairs in order, but they may not. You would because there's stats that came out where it says that New Zealanders bequeath $190 million a year to charity. Whoa. Yeah. I saw a story recently about a guy who left his fortune to like fish and game, I think it was, like a fisherman in New Zealand.

Right. He left it to, actually I don't want to get this wrong, so he left it to some place. Okay. And he said, when I go, get some more trout back in the river or whatever it was. So that's what he left it to. And that's what he left his money. And the story was like, it didn't quite go that way.

So, oh. Because there's cases in New Zealand where they've left estates worth a million dollars to their dogs. What? Yeah. There's a professor that said, yeah, there's been cases where that's happened. What's a dog going to do with it apart from poo on it?

Well, apparently you can like hire a person to look after the, I don't even know. There's so much stuff that you can do. Leaving your fortune to your animal is a real up yours to your kids. Isn't it? It's a real way of going, you mean nothing to me and the dog is more of a success in my eyes than you will ever be. I want to ask, have you ever been left something?

I don't believe I have. Like an heirloom or money? No, not in a will, no. No? No. I got left from my nan. She was the last person in her family, and she left all of her grandkids five grand.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I put it in a bank. I don't even know where it is now, actually. Because I feel bad spending it. That's it. Don't you feel weird about what is the most meaningful thing you can do with five grand from your late nan? Go on a trip to Fiji? Would she like

that? Probably. Well, then do that. I should do that. My friend bought a handbag because her grandma loved handbags. Yeah, well, that makes sense. At that. My friend bought a handbag because her grandma loved handbags. Yeah, well, that makes sense. At first I was like, you spent your inheritance on a handbag? But it makes sense because grandma loved handbags. Ours are pretty small. Five grand.

I mean, amazing. But, you know, I want to ask the people. I want to ask you guys. 0800 dial ZM. What did you get left in a will? Oh, yeah. And it might not even be good things. Like it might be cash or a house.

Was it a pet? Yeah, it might be something you didn't want. Yeah. Like it might be their annoying-ass dog. And you're like, oh, far out. What a kick in the teeth. Now I have to look after this thing. First I have to lose my bloody granddad

and then I have to look after this stupid stinky dog. You can text us also on 9696. What did someone leave you in their will? We're talking about wills this afternoon Text us also on 9696. What did someone leave you in their will? Bree and Clint on Zitim. We're talking about wills this afternoon and what someone left you in their will. Yeah. You don't have one either. I didn't ask you.

Do you have one? No. You got anything? Mate, I didn't have car insurance until like a couple of months ago. Yeah. My mum just texted me though and she reminded me. So my dad has a really rich older brother. Oh, yeah.

And she said that he has left my dad something in his will. And, I mean, my dad, he's going to go eventually. So this is what I'll get soon. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa, you're already scaling it down to yourself. I like it. What have we got?

So my uncle is that rich. He has seven Ferraris. He's leaving one of those Ferraris to my dad. Wow. Hell yeah. Who's going to, who's like, who's going to, this is such a horrible topic. Who's going to go first, your uncle or your dad? My uncle is 10 years older.

Oh, baby, you're getting a Ferrari. Yeah, I know, right? Hell yeah. This is horrible. I thought you were meant to tell people what you'd left them in the well. I thought it was meant to be like a funeral day surprise. Ross Boss. Like a lottery. You all get around after you bury them and you go, okay, so what do I get?

What do we all get? Ross Boss was in earlier and he said that someone he knows got left $5 million from an uncle overseas that they didn't even know. $5 million? Oh. Isn't that ridiculous? From overseas that they didn't even know. $5 million? Yes. Oh. Isn't that ridiculous? From an uncle they didn't know? Yeah, they didn't even know him.

They'd never met him. Oh, $800 at him. Anton, what did someone leave you? I had my pops leave me all his building gears because he used to be a builder. How good. So he left me all his tools and stuff. That's expensive.

Most of them were pretty old, but they're all good. Some of them I still use to this day. My mum said the reason he left them for me was for my first job. I wanted to be a builder or something. Oh, that's so nice. Are you a builder or a tradie? I do installing louvers, which is sort of on the building

side. That's awesome. I mean, I guess your clients want you to use some Ryobi power tools and stuff, and you're showing up with a handsaw from the 1940s, but it's the thought that counts, right? He's old school, mate. He's old school. Hey, just real quick, I know this is really unprofessional.

Producers, my Uber Eats is outside, if one of you guys could go get it. I'm not joking Sorry Anton But he's here now Producer Ben if you could go get that Courtney His name's Shan Lee

Courtney Why did someone leave you Hello Uber Eats is really good by the way It sounds really nice Thanks Courtney What are we having by the way. It sounds really nice. Yeah. Thanks, Courtney. What are we having, by the way?

Oh, you'll see, mate. It's good. Okay, cool. Keep going, Courtney. Sorry, we're doing a radio show. Oh, good. No worries. No, you go, Courtney. You go ahead.

Well, my aunt lives in the UK, and I was quite close to her, and when she passed away, she left me 10,000 UK pounds. Whoa. But with no sort of special indication of what it should go to, I was quite close to her and when she passed away she left me 10,000 UK pounds. Whoa! With no sort of special indication of what it should go to but I know she was always really proud of my sort of academic pursuits and education so I decided to go and get another degree with that money and I think that would be something that I could really sort of dedicate to her.

You have nailed that because if it was me and I would have found a way to screw that back in my favour I would have gone okay she loves my academic pursuits what do I need to do academic pursuits I need a good laptop who makes good laptops

Apple what else does Apple make iPhone I'm getting myself the new iPhone yeah I would have spent a lot of shots no that's awesome

Tracy what did someone leave you a washing machine well thanks but it's still going strong 16 years later and at the time when you got it Tracy were you like why the hell would you leave me a washing machine, small things. But it's still going strong 16 years later. And at the time when you got it, Tracey, were you like, why the hell

would you leave me a washing machine? And now do you love it? Yes, because it's pretty strong. We've moved houses so many times over the 16 years that me and my other cousins were all left with random things. It's just because she had just gone out in the previous months before she

passed away and bought a whole lot of new stuff, like new loungewear, like sofas and new washing machine and dishwasher and all sorts. So it was kind of random, but, yeah, still going strong. Yeah, good. I mean, I'd prefer a hundred grand. Better than nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Better than nothing. Finally, Lisa, what did someone leave you in the will? Alicia's gone, but that's okay because your Uber Eats has arrived. Thank you so much. Appreciateisha's gone, but that's okay because your Uber Eats has arrived. Thank you so much. Appreciate that. Oh my god! Guys, I've got everyone the show chip. You've got five packets of chips. I have a problem.

Remember on Friday I told you my wife cheated on me? That's right. She watched Handmaid's Tale when I told her specifically that I wanted to watch Handmaid's Tale and she said, no, we're not watching Handmaid's Tale. I told her specifically that I wanted to watch Handmaid's Tale And she said No we're not watching Handmaid's Tale I don't want to watch that show

So I didn't watch it And then she has a day off sick What does she do? Watches four episodes of Handmaid's Tale You felt betrayed Felt double crossed Felt like Well I didn't want to leave her

Because I know how good I've got it I was going to say She's amazing Stick to what you know On Friday she was out with the girls. So what did I do? Tucked into a handmade sale. Did you?

And can I just say, what a horrifically awful show it is. Honestly, I've watched a few episodes and I've never felt so mentally drained from watching a show. It's horrific. Why did no one warn me about this? If you haven't seen it, what sums it up pretty much? I can't say it on the radio. It's like they're living in the future. The world's gone to absolute shit.

It's a post-apocalyptic like. Yeah. Women are slaves. Put it that way. Pretty much. They're the handmaids. Hairmaids? Yeah.

Yeah. I don't want to give the plot away, but it is graphic. I don't understand how a show like this can be made. It's full on. There's not even any good fight scenes like Lord of the Rings or anything. Yeah, or like Game of Thrones. Oh, that was the reference I was looking for. Anyway, so just an update for you.

If you were sympathising with me, don't worry, I'm fine because I'm not watching any Handmaid's Tale. Bree and Clint on ZM.