ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 8th 2019

Episode Date: October 8, 2019

Work for the QueenBath bombBeer is good for headachesWhat was your awkward dating story?Do you brush your tongue?Where are the ashes?Insta Fame Game!Do your parents not approve?Birthday Banger!We call Steve Aoki…kind ofOur new rugby gameWine selector day 2Left his house to who?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast, podcast, podcast. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Oh, well, hello there. Didn't see you there. Welcome to the Wine Lounge. Yes, it's where we broadcast the podcast from these days. We've really decided to, you know, just strip things back and make it a bit more warm and inviting. And I've got to say, I like it. I think the atmosphere here is nice. Can I actually say, I bought a wine in a cast the other day. And you know you get four and a half bottles in a goon sack?

Do you? Yes. For $18. I bought rosé in a bag, in a box, and it was the best thing ever. That's value for money. It is value for money. And the marketing on the box is very trendy these days. They made them cool.

Yeah, there's no more fruity lexia. Well, can I say, if you're drinking by yourself, there's no need to try and look cool. Just buy it and look good. Yeah, who are you trying to impress? Who are you trying to impress? Who are you trying to impress? Did you guys ever play Goon of Fortune here in New Zealand? Yeah, on the washing line.

On the hill's hoist? On the what? The hill's hoist. What's a hill's hoist? On the what? The hill's hoist. What's a hill's hoist? I don't know if I know what that is. I don't know what a washing line is. A spinning clothesline thing? Yeah, that's what it's called.

That's what it's actually called. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Not just because that's just because you call it that. It was invented in Australia, and it was called the hill's hoist. I think it was invented in New Zealand. Oh, bullshit. Drinking game.

I can confirm Bree's correct. Thank you! Jack Shears, Jack Shears. Thank you! The Hills Hoist is invented in Australia. Didn't we invent the clothesline? Oh, piss off. Yeah, Google that.

Google that. God, things are getting heated in the wine lounge. This needs to be a relaxed environment. You guys invented one good thing kj arpa oh yeah we did do that he's not bad yeah that is for everyone i'd take him over a hell of a voice jesus sorry a man down in the wine room what did you do oh it's just the um yeah the bottle why have you got a beer opener in the wine lounge i don lounge. But I want to be part of the team. This wine makes me sweaty. Makes Ellie a bit frisky sounding too.

I've got a real bad sweaty upper lip. What are we drinking? We are drinking, by the way, in the wine lounge. Cheers. It tastes like bubbly. I think I'm going to go and I'm going to say this is a Pinot Gris. Is it a Pinot Gris? Yeah, Pinot Gris. Pinot Gris? Yeah, Pinot Gris.

No, you're... Pinot Gris. Nice. Pinot Gris, actually. Remember when Cardenay was popular? Yeah. Are you saying Cardenay? Is it not Chardonnay? Or you know what my mum calls a Semillon Blanc?

Semillon, Semillon, Semillon Blanc. That's what she calls it. Sounds like a lot of admin Just to say one word She can't say it Oh That's nice Yeah that's nice

Alright Someone say something Thought provoking So we can get into the podcast Go on Anything Anything at all Hold on wait

We're going to cross live Now to Ben Producer Ben's brain Here we go Pull down the music Let's cross live now, producer Ben's brain. Here we go. Pull down the music. Let's cross live now to producer Ben's brain. Are you

doing the whole deal? Nothing in it? As I thought, not much. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Cheers. That was so fun, man. I enjoyed that. That was awesome. Shut up, Ben. Oh, sorry. It's the most wonderful time of the day Because we're here

How you going everybody? Brie and Clint Hi Brie Hi Clint What are you laughing at? Just your modesty Oh, you know It's all about self-promotion.

And also how on pitch you are. I know. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. I thought so too, but I didn't want to say it about myself. I get my, you know, pitch from you. If this was The Voice, would you have turned around?

I probably would have seen what else was out there. Right. Okay. Christina would have turned. Today on the show, very exciting, we've got your chance to win a brand new Samsung Galaxy S9. Thanks to our friends at Two Degrees at four o'clock. All week we're going to share some awkward dating app stories

and we have a doozy ready for you today. Have you had any awkward dating app stories? No, I miss dating apps. What, you miss Tinder altogether? Yeah, I think I, well. How old are you? No, literally, I got. Are you 47?

When Tinder happened. Tinder's been around for a while. When it happened, I got on and I had like a month, maybe a month and a half. And you were just killing it too much, so you had to get off? Yeah, data use was too high, too many. No, and then I

met Lucy, who I would end up marrying, spoiler alert, and just never really used them because I didn't need to. You're looking at me like I'm lying. And that's how it all happens for everyone. Yeah. Well, I don't, but lots of people do and you can share them with us today.

I'd love to get one of your awkward dating app stories out of you this week as well. Oh, I've got plenty. Well, you're on plenty of apps, so. No, I'm not. I'm not on any apps anymore, thank you very much. But your account's just dormant, right? The weirdest app that I've been on.

Like a big sleepy bear ready to emerge when spring arrives. Yeah, it's like a Snorlax. The weirdest dating app I think I've been on where I just was willing to try anything was Grindr and it just wasn't for me. Grindr's not for... Oh, I see. Well, anyway...

People were too keen. I mean, you can text them to us whenever you're ready. 9696 if you have an awkward dating app story. Yes. And from 4 o'clock today, we're going to start dishing out Samsung S9 phones thanks to Two Degrees to the best stories and we're going to have themhing out Samsung S9 phones, thanks to Two Degrees, to the best stories. And we're going to have them on the radio as well.

How good. Every day this week. So start texting those in, 9696. Next on the show, though, do you need a new job? Are you looking at taking an OE? And are you interested in working for the Queen? If you are, well... We talk about the Queen a lot on this show, don't we?

Yeah, well, she's our reigning monarch, isn't she? Yeah, but what does she really do? Well, you can find out if you go and work for her. There's a list of jobs. And the best bit is, I can tell you exactly how much you'll get paid for those jobs. Oh, I like that. So we'll give them to you after Shawn Mendes.

Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. You're sitting at your job at the moment and you're like, oh God, I really need to get out of this. Yes. Or don't say it too loud because your workmates or your boss might hear you. But just on the down low,

I might have a new job opportunity for you. And it's in the UK working for the Queen. I do love tea. Tea, you love tea. And I'm fancy. Yeah, well, you'll get both. Well, you'll get tea. I don't know if you'll get fancy.

They do this. Each year they put up a list of jobs that are available at Buckingham Palace, working for Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. So people actually go in there and work for her? Yeah, yeah. She's got heaps of stuff. Do you reckon people give her sponge baths? That job's not listed.

But it probably does exist. It's probably not the kind of job you list. Prince Philip. It's probably one of those ones you refer a friend. That is her husband's name, yeah. Prince Philip. You think he's giving it? He'd be in line to be getting one.

The saucy bugger. He'd be getting one as well. True. He'd be like. He'd be first in line. He'd have an age limit on who's allowed to. Anyway, that's going down a different path. Do you want to hear a couple of jobs that are available right now?

So you could be a catering assistant at Buckingham Palace. So you could prepare food for the Queen. Oh, see, that's rough. What if you get a hair in the Queen's chowder? What if you give the Queen gastro? She could kill her. You'd get decapitated for that. That doesn't happen anymore

That job Well you don't know That job pays 18,000 pounds a year Oh Not good eh Not that good Like working for the royal family

One of the richest families in the world God they're cheap aren't they 18,000 pounds They print the money You get free She's on the money You're on the money She

You get free accommodation though And free food. But you're a catering assistant, so you probably have to cook the food. Okay, no, scratch that job. I don't want that one. Are you interested in being a liveried helper? What's that?

Someone who works with the horses. Oh. So a liveried helper provides daily care for the horses at the Royal Muse. You exercise and train the horses and you get them ready for their roles in royal activities. You also need to ensure that your horses are ready to perform on the world stage. I'm pretty sure I've told this story on the radio,

but I met a guy who comes from here in NZ who used to do that job. Really? Yes, that exact job. Okay. For the Queen, he would get her horse ready for her. You know she rides every day. She loves horses. She side saddles.

Yeah, she would. She's the Queen. Yeah, and then she goes for a ride on the horse and... LAUGHTER I'm looking for a reverse cowgirl joke. Stop. Stop. It's the queen. She's on the money.

Anyway, it's time to apply if you want those jobs. Spree and Clint. ZM. ZM. Spree and Clint. The podcast. I want to talk to you about something else exciting, especially for the ladies, mainly for the ladies, but could be for the men who like to tan as well. Okay.

I've actually got a fake tan on as we speak and it's getting a bit patchy. Where is it? Oh, all over your body. Yeah, everywhere. The worst part when it gets patchy is your neck because it looks like you've got a disease. Yeah, it looks like your neck's peeling off. Yeah.

Like you're some kind of lizard woman who's shedding her outer skin. It literally is that. And I saw this new product online, which I think is probably one of the best things to come across the beauty line in a long time. It's a bath bomb. Yeah. That you run a bath, you put the bath bomb in the bath, obviously, and you have like

about a 10 minute bath and it literally dissolves all of your fake tan off. Really? That's a great product. I've got a bath bomb. There's a bath bomb going in there. Feel that? See my tan coming off? I'm imagining it would have to be quite a powerful one

because I'm picturing this bath bomb kind of like effervesces all the fake tan off you, like the bubbles run over your skin and kind of like sandpapers you off. It's kind of like putting yourself in baking soda, isn't it? Yeah. That's what it's like. Can you put yourself in baking soda? Does that also clean the bath?

I think it's vinegar you have to put yourself in. You'd be very smelly for a bit. You'd smell like a bag of chips. Wouldn't mind it. Yeah, well, yeah. Wouldn't mind. Salt and vinegar's my favourite. You go around and your partner's like,

oh, girl, you smell like a snack. It completely exfoliates all your tan off if you want one. It's from a place called Lusso Tan Tan and it's for $16 New Zealand dollars. Delightful. Delightful. Get one of those into Lush and I'll be right down there straight away. Thank you very much. Sorry, wrong bomb.

Wrong bomb. It's meant to be the bath bomb. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I did have some medical news for you yesterday, and I was railroaded by Brie with lies, lies about me contracting a stomach bug. It's not true.

No, that was breaking news. I do want to share this news, though. Okay. I want to share this medical news because a study has been done which reveals drinking two beers is more effective for pain relief than taking Panadol. Oh, and who's done this study? Steinlager? Heineken?

No, the University of Budweiser. Of course they have! I called it! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The University of Greenwich or something, I don't know. It's a real university though. Yes, sure it is. It is, It's a real university though. Yes, it is. It's a real university.

They've said the effect of two beers is more powerful than paracetamol. Consuming, oh, it's two pints. So four units of beer. So wait, is that four standard drinks? Four standard drinks, yeah. That's a lot. So two pints. Well, two Panadols is a lot too.

You've got to think About what's in your stomach Resulted in A drop in pain Of 24% Yeah you know why 24% That's good

Because you're drunk Yeah maybe Two pints I'm on the Floor nearly But on the upside You're drunk So you know

I'm up for that I'm up for that I don't I mean It's a natural remedy as well. Beer, it's made from plants rather than Panadol, which is drugs. Oh, drugs are bad, kids. I can just picture little Timmy comes out of his room and goes, Mum, I've got a headache. Here, come and drink your stein lager, Timmy.

Drink it. Drink it. No, not just one. We shouldn't be talking about kids. My head still hurts. Drinking beer. Not just some of it. All of it.

That's the third one. I have never seen Timmy Scala beer. I have never seen it. Mum, I feel sick. Well, you've still got one to go. The next day. Mum, I think I'm hungover. I've got a real bad headache.

Get another Steinlager. Lucky none of us am kids, eh? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. The results of the Two Degrees Good chat relationship study are out. More than 11% of Kiwis would prefer to meet a partner through a dating app. So we're asking you to share your awkward dating app stories with us. And if you do, we'll give you a brand new Samsung S9 thanks to Two Degrees. Pretty simple, and then you can keep on those dating apps.

Kirsten's here. Hi, Kirsten. Hi. What's your awkward dating app story, Kirsten? I matched with a cousin on Tinder that I didn't know about. Ah. How did you wait? How did you not know?

You matched with a cousin on Tinder that you didn't know about. Sure you didn't know. Yeah, I have a big extended family and I didn't know until I got some severely deep Facebook stalking. How far... Wait, first question.

Did you have the same last name? We did, but since Oh, come on, Kirsten! This is cute. Okay, another question. Another question. As if you didn't know. Do you look similar?

No, not at all. All right. And you're like, where have I seen this guy before? Oh, wait. That's right. Family Christmas.

Family reunion. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm going for the jugular. Did you sleep with them? No. Oh, thank God. Oh, my God. You've got your cousins and then you got your first cousins not quite i don't think we'll leave it there no we'll leave it no i want a little bit

more it's not illegal i want a little bit more did you kiss your cousin no but i am i i tried to figure out how to tell your cousin they sent you a dick pic. Oh! Hey! You win. You win, you win, you win. Kirsten, thanks for two degrees. Then did you send your auntie a message saying congrats?

You have won yourself a brand new Samsung S9. Thanks for two degrees for your awkward dating story. Yes! That was worth something. Awkward dating app stories, that is fantastic. The bar's high. If you've got one, an awkward dating app story, share it with us. Send it to 9696 right now and we can call you tomorrow and get your one off you and give you a brand new Samsung S9.

Thanks to Two Degrees as well. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Yesterday we dived into the topic of do you wash your belly button on the regular? Which, I mean, it's not really something I think about that often, but. You and I looked at each other and go, nah, nah, I don't. And you went, I don't either. I was being honest.

I don't really wash my belly button regularly. Then we asked New Zealand and the majority of people came through and said, yeah, of course I do. What's wrong with you? I called BS, by the way. Me too, slightly. I think they were, because we of course I do. What's wrong with you? I called BS, by the way. Me too, slightly. I think they were, because we asked you to call. I was trying to save face. Yeah, we asked you to call without knowing what the question was and then when put on the spot.

Yeah. Like the natural reaction is to go, of course I do. Which led us into this next topic of hygiene. I think it was said yesterday, we started talking about do you brush your tongue? Me personally, I'm a big tongue brusher. You're a tongue brusher. I love to brush the tongue.

Give it a good old scrub. It is actually one of my favourite things. It's like satisfying or something. You're passionate about tongue scrubbing. I am passionate. I'm so passionate that I'm not finished brushing my teeth. It's like satisfying or something. You're passionate about tongue scrubbing. I am passionate. I'm so passionate that I'm not finished brushing my teeth. It's like an OCD thing.

OCD. Until I... Are you sure you want to say this bit? Because I found it weird when you said it yesterday. I am not ashamed. I have to brush it so much that I have to brush it to the back of my tongue to the point where I gag. That's where I know I've finished brushing my teeth.

What's wrong with that? You've said it now. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with you gagging on your own toothbrush twice a day? I'm not like gagging, gagging. It's just like a little, it's more like. Well, I didn't need to do it to simulate it. It's like that.

You don't brush your tongue. Anyway, back to the question at hand. No, I'm not need to do it to simulate it. It's like that. You don't brush your tongue. Anyway, back to the question at hand. No, I'm not a tongue brusher. And now I know why you need mints so often. No, don't make me out to be the gross one here. It's just not something that I do. The tongue doesn't seem like a thing I want to brush. It's too ooey gooey.

If you don't brush your tongue, it can be a nest for bacteria, which causes serious gum conditions. Well, let's do a round the room and find out who's normal as we normally do. You're a tongue brusher causes serious gum conditions. Well, let's do a round the room and find out who's normal as we normally do. You're a tongue brusher.

I'm not. First of all, Producer Ben? Nah. Not a tongue brusher. Yeah, well, I mean, does he even brush his teeth? Yeah, I do.

He doesn't wash his hair but he brushes his teeth. You don't wash your hair. You can't kiss that many girls and not brush your teeth. Producer Ellie? I do it occasionally but it also makes me gag, Bree.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. She makes herself. She wants to be. There's different things. Yeah, it's true. I opt for the gag. Nice.

It's an opt-in. No, but so you do. Yes or no? Yes means more than 50% of the time. Oh, probably not then. No. Yeah, but you both use electrical toothbrushes. Oh, electrical. Electrical. What is it called? Oh, electric. No, it's electrical. You nailed it, but you both use electrical toothbrushes. Oh, electrical.

Electrical. What is it called? Electric. No, it's electrical. You nailed it, yeah. I hook it up to a generator. People who use an electric toothbrush are wankers, can I say. Laurie.

Just saying. Laurie, hi. Just saying. Hi. You use an electric toothbrush? I use an electric toothbrush and sometimes I'll use a normal toothbrush. You really want to have a good clean, right Laurie? Exactly. The main question,

do you brush your tongue? Of course I do. Yes, she does because she is clean. It's 2-3. 2-3 in favour of not brushing your tongue. I appreciate your time. You're welcome. Tyler's here. Hi Tyler. Hi Tyler. Hello. You a tongue brusher, Tyler?

Absolutely not. Do you use an electric toothbrush? Nah, nah, not the electric toothbrush either. Do you think people who use an electric toothbrush are wankers? Absolutely. Yes, Tyler! You can stay around. It's a superior clean.

No, it's not. Anyway, Tyler's a non-tongue-brusher, so that's for two in favour of not brushing the tongue. Ellie did say she does do it sometimes. Hi, Erin. Hello. Erin, work with me. Please tell me you're a tongue brusher.

Absolutely, until I gag like you. Yes, Erin! Yes! Thank you! You're not just a brusher, you're a gagger as well. Have you never seen someone with a white tongue who doesn't brush their tongue? And that's called folliculitis. It's disgusting.

You need to brush your tongue, Clint. It's a bacteria nest, isn't it, Erin? What does your toothbrushing gag sound like? One more. You need this to draw. I need this. The best you can do Is draw today I need Becky

To be a tongue brusher Becky hi Hi Yes I am a tongue brusher Yes she is Well done Well I mean It's a draw

And Becky Wait Just to really top it off Yeah Do you like a bit of the gag At the end I gag religiously Yes you do

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. There's a story out at the moment about a lady in the UK whose father tragically passed away from cancer. And on her wedding day, she has decided to have her father's ashes turned into acrylic fingernails for her to wear at the wedding. Now, I know that's weird, but you know what? I'm not judging her because that's her way of having her dad there

with her on her big day. Totally, totally, totally. But is it a bit weird? Yeah, no, it is weird. Like, it is strange, but, you know, it's also kind of nice. No, it is kind of nice. And the underlying message was that way it was like her father was holding her hand. Stop it.

As she went down the aisle. I can't deal with this today. At the same time, though, she has her dead father's ashes inside her fingernails. So I'm just, those are just the facts. Yeah, but the thing about acrylic fingernails is that they're all enclosed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They is that they're all enclosed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've done it very tastefully.

Like, it's very stylised. In fact, it just looks like it could be some sand from a Mediterranean beach in there. I mean, it's not something you see every day, though, is it? No. It's not like you go down to Acrylic Nail down at Westfield and you ask for the Ashes acrylic set. You ask for the late father package. No. No.

Also, because every now and then an acrylic nail falls off, you'd be devoed if one of your nails popped off and you didn't realise. Well, I wonder what she does with them. Well, that's the other bit. When they come off, you'd just keep them, wouldn't you? Or do you re-cremate those ashes? No.

And mix them in with the originals and then scatter the whole lot? I think, well, yeah, you could do that. You could do that. But not everyone scatters ashes. No, not everyone scatters ashes. There was that woman on that TV show who was eating her dead husband's ashes. What?

Yeah. What? Did you not see that? No. I think it was her husband or maybe it was her dad. No, it was her husband. On purpose? Yeah.

She was addicted to it. Addicted to eating her late. On purpose? Yeah. She was addicted to it. Addicted to eating her late husband's ashes? Yeah. Oh, that's horrific. Poor thing. Was that rumour that Tupac's crew smoked his ashes after he died? Oh, yeah, I heard that rumour. And also, Ellie told us that time during Buzzy G that the guy who invented the frisbee

got cremated and turned into a frisbee after he died. Well, that's funny. He did, yeah. Yeah, he did. That's a good idea, actually. Yeah. You don't want to lose that frisbee, though. Imagine you're the family and you're chucking Dad around.

The dog jumps up and gets it. And he gets stuck in a tree. He gets stuck in a tree and they're like, oh, don't worry about it. You're like, what do you mean about don't worry about it? That's my father in that tree. He'll be right. What about if the dog runs away with it? Dogs love a frisbee.

Well, Dad gets stuck in. Fido, get Dad out of your mouth. Dad gets stuck on the roof. That's how he died in the first place. He'll come down in the storm. Oh, we're making light of a serious situation. But let's ask this question. Where are the ashes?

Where are the ashes of? And it doesn't have to be a person, okay? let's ask this question. Where are the ashes? Where are the ashes of, and it doesn't have to be a person, okay? It could be a dog. Maybe you have your dog cremated and the ashes from- Because you said this, that your parents got their dog cremated? No, I think Lucy's parents did.

I think my wife's parents did. Yeah, see, because I grew up on a farm, so I said to you, I was like, we always buried our pets, but you said if you don't have the room. No, if you don't live on land, you're not going to bury your dog in an inner city apartment complex backyard, are you?

Well, some people do. Where are the ashes? Okay, that's our question. Oh, $800. Is it a family member? Is it a late pet? And I'm talking like, is grandma in the back of the pantry? Because you haven't figured out what to do with her yet.

You're not putting her in the pantry. You don't know? Most people are on the mantle. Yeah, maybe they're on the mantle. Or they've been scattered in their favourite place. I'm not terribly interested in scattered stories. Unless it's good. You're the one that brought up an ashes story

and now you're not interested in the scattering stories. You can't pick and choose. Were the ashes on the mantle and the cat knocked them off and then the Roomba sucked up granddad? I'll tell you what else the Roomba sucked up. Oh, 800-DAL-ZM. Or text your ashes story to 9696. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM.

Story doing the rounds today. A woman in the UK has had her late father's ashes turned into acrylic fingernails for her to wear on her wedding day. You know, it's caught north. It's different. It's unusual, Clint. It's definitely unusual. It's sentimental and we totally appreciate the sentiment.

I don't mind the sentiment. I think, you know what, go for it. It's an interesting way to use your loved one's ashes. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 DALS at M, where are the ashes? Where's granddad? Well, there's one I know that are in a little trophy and they actually use them.

Not the cricket ashes. No, not the cricket ashes. No, no. Although maybe you would turned into a trophy. That is technically ashes though, right? If your family has a big sporting tournament once a year, like on Christmas Day, it would be the ultimate honour to be turned into a little trophy

and you could win Grandad for doing the best backyard cricket you get to take Grandad. That's tasteful. I don't like that. Heather, where are the ashes? Well, first of all, whose ashes are they? They are my mother's mother and father. Okay, so your grandma and grandpa.

Yes. Okay. Are they mixed up together? Yep, they are mixed up together. And then myself, my brother, my mother, and her sister have these little necklaces that we can wear that have them mixed up and put inside. Oh, that's cute. I like that.

You wear it on a necklace. Yeah, so I could wear it as a necklace. I don't because I don't feel like having my grandfather's and my grandmother's ashes and food at work by accident if it dropped off my neck. But, yeah, I could. Is it in a glass case or is it in, like, a metal case? No, it's like this tiny little metal heart. Okay. Like, sort of like a miniature perfume bottle on a chain.

Gotcha. So, yeah, and my mother super glued the lid shut afterwards as well. So they can't really see it. Yeah, that's a good option. You definitely want to super glue it, I think. Someone's texted and said, my granddad-in-law keeps my grandma's ashes in the hot water cupboard so that they're out of his new wife's way. And maybe that's how he likes to remember her.

In the hot water cupboard? No, he was always in hot water. Oh. Hi, Lucy. Hi. Whose ashes are we talking about? My old cat called Stevie. Stevie.

And where is Stevie's ashes? In the toilet cupboard. Why in the toilet cupboard? Because we didn't have anywhere else to put them. What do you mean you didn't have anywhere else to put them? Why didn't you scatter them? Because I didn't like the thought of, sorry, he scattered them outside of the thought of skipping over him. What do you mean you didn't have anywhere else to put him? Why didn't you scatter him? Because I didn't like the thought of,

sorry, he scattered him like outside of the thought of skipping over him. Right, I guess you just keep him in the toilet cupboard. Yeah.

Alright. Each time you reach for a fresh roll, you're like, ah, I remember Stevie. Yeah, see,

my mum's got a picture of Elvis in the toilet cupboard. Finally, Lee, whose ashes are we talking about? Hi, I'm Magenta Rebecca and some of her ashes are in my tattoo.

Whoa! So that's awesome. So, yeah, so I lost my wedding ring. Yes. So can't lose this one. Had a beautiful tamako tattooed on my wedding finger. Yes. With my daughter's ashes in it, in the ink.

How do they do it? And often when they, well, some of the ashes are quite dust. Like they're like, it's just dust. Yeah, really fine, yeah. They're real fine, yeah, they're real fine. So they just sprinkle it in and mix it in the ink. That is amazing. I love that.

I know. And I actually got it from One of my daughter's Friends was getting Her dad's ashes in a tattoo That's where we got the idea from I did not even know that was an option And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of Tattoo places around New Zealand

Who are going to have a lot of these tattoos I know He hadn't done that before but he said I'm more than happy to And I just have to say Bree, it's nice Unusual, you're different, you're nice No. Totally. Boosting sales. He hasn't done that before, but he said I'm more than happy to. What? He just gave it a go? And I just have to say, Brie, it's nice, unusual. You're different.

You're nice, unusual. You're nice, Lee. It is different. It's unusual. I like it, Lee. Thanks for the call, Lee. Great to hear from you. That's amazing, Lee. Bye.

Bye. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Time for the Insta fame game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game.

A simple yet difficult game where we have to guess the followers of celebrities from Instagram. You can play it in the car. Just shout out the number at the stereo. Or shout it at the person next to you at the traffic lights. A really pointless, meaningless game. Can you think about it? Yeah, I know, but you've got to pass the hour somehow. And may one day not exist

because they may soon take away the amount of followers that's shown. That's true. That would really kill the InstaFame game. It would kill this game very quickly. Unless producer Ellie is willing to ring each celebrity individually and go, hey, I just need to check, how many followers do you have? No, it's for the Insta fame game. I'll do it.

In New Zealand. On ZM. Yeah, Bree and Clint. Yeah, they'll definitely care. Yeah, you'll definitely be able to call all of them there too. In the meantime, let's play. Hit us with the first celebrity when you're ready, Ellie. It is first to three results.

Okay, your first celebrity. Dating Miley Cyrus, it's Cody Simpson, yeah. That was what he used to say, I think. Was it? Was it? It's in my head. He must have used to say that. Everyone went through that stage of singing their name, didn't they?

Yeah, I think that's what he used to do. All right, for Cody Simpson, Clint, you put $1.2 million. Brie, you put $14 million. Cody Simpson has $3.4 million. That's a point to Clint. That'll be rapidly increasing every day that he stays with Miley Cyrus as well. I'd say so. Good on you, Cody Simpson.

I reckon it's time for a new single. Yeah. Did he have a single? Yeah, he had that one that goes, Cody Simpson. That's it? Yeah. All right, your next one, newly married to Justin Bieber, it's Hailey Bieber. Hailey Bieber.

Hailey. I was just on her Instagram page. I noticed that. And I didn't look. I was wondering if you did. All right, for Hailey Bieber, Clint, you've put $70 million. Brie, you've put $42 million. Hailey Bieber has $22.3 million.

It's a point to Bree. Got him. Got him. All right, your next one. Clint's got a salty face. No, I'm fine. Okay, you're fine. Okay, cool.

I'm fine. You're such a bad loser sometimes. I literally closed Instagram when we started this game and I was on your page. He's so salty. All right. I wasn't even on it and I was closer. Yeah, no, that's why he's annoying. How do you feel?

Give us another one. All right, your next one, Cardi B. Cardi B. Oh, Cardi B. For any reason or? No, I don't think so. Cardi B. All right.

For Cardi B, Clint, you put $21 million. Brie, you put $61 million. Cardi B has $, you put $21 million. Brie, you put $61 million. Cardi B has $51.5 million. I thought so. Have you been on her page recently, have you? No, actually, I'm guessing. Okay. Weirdly confident.

All right, your next one. Judging from the amount of success she's had, you mix that with what she'd be like on social media, which I know she posts regularly. I know she posts regularly too. And then she recently deleted her whole Instagram and then uploaded it again, which I mean would bring on more followers.

But why does she have so much more than Hayley Baldwin? This is what goes on in my brain. Hayley Bieber. Anyway, anyway. That is a good point. You can win the game here. I need this to stay in it. Give us another one, Producer Ellie.

Okay. Ryan Realds' beau, Blake Lively. Any reason another one, Producer Ellie. Okay, Ryan Reald's beau, Blake Lively. Any reason? Nah, just saw her on the news. No, she's had a baby. Third one. She had it in secret. The baby's like two months old.

I call surrogate. Okay, so hold on. Blake Lively. She's so pretty. For Blake Lively. Blake Lively. She's so pretty. For Blake Lively, Clint, you've put $14 million. Bree, you've put $18 million. Blake Lively has $25.4 million. It's a game to Bree.

It's now 17-12 to Bree for the year. I'm streaming ahead. This game's getting a bit old. Sounds like the one- second song challenge to me. I reckon we've got to review some of the games you're playing on this show. Might be time to retire some of them. Alright, alright. I'm happy with this one. I think this one's

got a few more years in it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. How would you prefer to meet your next romantic acquaintance? Would you like to match them yourself on Tinder or would you like your mum to set you up on a date? No, thanks. Would you like your mum?

No. I know what my mum's like. Would you like your mum to go, I was talking to Sandra at the supermarket and she said that her son Tommy is back from university. Yeah, he's dropped out. I always thought you two would make a good match. Were you listening to my mum's conversation

I had with her yesterday? What's that? She does that to me all the time. Oh, she want you to marry her. You know, he always, I went to the solicitors. This is a true story. Yesterday, I went to the solicitors the other day. Do you remember that Marcus Burgess?

Yeah, he was on your bus and he went to and from school. He always thought you were pretty. You know what she's doing, eh? She's trying to shack you up with someone back at home so you'll go back to country Queensland. It's never happening, Mum. I got out of there for a reason. They need someone to inherit the apple farm, Bree.

Who's going to take over the old apple farm? Lock my brother down. Our friends at Two Degrees have done a survey. They've surveyed 2,000 people about relationships with their good chat survey and it turns out 57% of New Zealanders disagree with you, Bree. They would rather go on a date with someone that they've been

introduced to by their mum than someone they match themselves on Tinder. No way! 57%. No! Because they go, oh, well someone I know has met them. It's a good recommendation. No, most of the time the mums haven't met them. It's a friend of their friend Julie's whose hairdresser's son said that they would be a good recommendation. No, most of the time the mums haven't met them. It's a friend of their friend Julie's whose hairdresser's son said that they would be a good match. Yeah, but you know the family.

You know the family. You know they come from good stock, you know? I think that's a bad decision. I wonder if we can flip this on its head a little bit this afternoon and talk about people that you're with that your parents do not approve of. Every person I've ever brought home. Do you have a partner who's not welcome at Christmas? Do you have someone, maybe you're from a gang family

and you married someone from a rival gang. You're from a gang family. I don't know. They don't exist. You don't know who's listening. You know what it would be because I am Italian and, I mean, I'm only half Italian, but I did come from a country town which were full-bred Italians, a lot of them,

and you had to marry Italian. Right. And if you bought an Aussie home, look out, Nonna was not going to approve. Any other races that she wasn't into? Every other race apart from Italians. What if you brought home a Croat? Especially Greeks.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, the Italians versus the Greeks. Well, that'll work. It's true. It's actually a true thing. Well, back in that generation anyway. Maybe your parents didn't even show up to the wedding. Maybe you've gone all the way through with it

and you married someone that your parents don't approve of and your parents drew a line in the sand. They said, well, we're show up to the wedding. Maybe you've gone all the way through with it and you married someone that your parents don't approve of and your parents drew a line in the sand. They said, well, we're not coming to the wedding then. Why did your parents hate your partner? Oh, 800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696 as well. Some real juicy stories. I'm trying to think of anyone in our family.

Did my parents? Oh, yes. My sister's husband. Oh, too close to the phone. I'm joking. We just dislike him a little bit. Do your parents hate your partner? 0800 DALZM.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Do your parents hate your partner? According to a new two-degree study, people would prefer to date someone selected by their mother over someone they've met on Tinder. But what about the opposite? Well, then you know that they wouldn't hate them. Yeah, right. Would you date someone that your parents actively disliked?

Could you do it? I know family Christmas is really important for you. Could you have a partner if you knew it rubbed mum and I and big Steve up the wrong way? Depends what it was for. Well, dating. Depends what the way? Depends what it was for. Well, dating. Depends what the reason they didn't like them was for. I know what we're talking about. I was like, well, what else are you dating them for?

So we want to know from you, are you in that situation? Hi, Abby. Hi. What was the reason, Abby? I dated someone who was from the rival hockey team of my dad. Oh, so yeah, that's a no-no. You can't do that. Wait. No, a big no-no. So what, your dad just

disapproved, or? Oh, that rivalry runs pretty deep with him, so. Sounds like it. So he, as soon as I, he found out that I was from that team, he could not come over, because that's bad luck for the Friday night game. Really?

It'd be like me dating a blues player around State of Origin time. Oh, New South Wales blues. Exactly. My dad would – actually, my mum would be more of a pit bull. I thought you were going to say Auckland blues. I was like, that's more shameful than anything. Well, yeah, you don't want to date one of those. Mum, Dad, I'm dating one of the Auckland Blues.

Get out! We always wanted better for you than this, Brianna. We would have taken a Chiefs player. Anything but this. We're taking you to church. Abby, just quickly, field hockey or ice hockey? Field hockey, yeah. And to make it worse, I dated two from the same team.

Oh, at the same time? Not at the same time. You might as well just drop out of the family, you know? Just change. Yeah, he was not happy when he found out about the sequel and he thought he got three after the first one, but I followed it up with number two. And are you going to go with the trilogy?

What about the goalie? Oh, I don't know. I've got a few good mates in that team. All right, go, Ebby. Okay. Sounds like a hot hockey team. Anonymous. Anonymous wants to remain anonymous,

but you are the partner that the parents don't like. Hello. Hello. This is a good angle. Tell us, Anonymous, what's it like? Why don't they like you, do you think? We bought a house together, my partner and I, and then my in-laws used to just come over

and pretty much pee in the corners and do whatever they wanted. And so I just set up some really pretty basic boundaries and they didn't like it. Your partners weren't dogs, were they? No. Anonymous, pee in the corner is a figure of speech, right? Is it? Yes, definitely. Right, right, right. They were very a figure of speech, right? Is it? Yes, definitely.

Right, right, right. They were very... Right, right, right. I was thinking... Did you not know that one? Yeah, they were... It was a male dog or something. Son, we don't like your wife.

She's so weird. She makes us use the toilet. She's a little squash in the corners. Does that relationship last? With that much inner turmoil going on and conflict in the family? Are you guys still together? Yes, we are still together.

Happily, together we've got an awesome family and we're getting married next year and being all invited. Whoa! And you sound

ecstatic about that. Well, you know, I'd rather have positive people in my life not nasty pieces of work. And the cleaning bill for the wedding venue

will be much cheaper if they're not peeing in the corner. Much cheaper. Hey, I need to know, Anonymous, they're not Italian, are they? Your in-laws? Oh, no. Who knows? Who knows? I don't think so, but... Sometimes us

Italians are hard to deal with. Oh, I see what you're saying. Again, I'm still... Hey, we all can be. Yeah, we can. I'm still dealing with the peeing thing. All right, thank you, anonymous. Got to talk to you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was top in the charts on your actual 16th birthday so we can have a reminisce. And then we can play the best one.

Courtney is here. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Court. Hey, guys. What's your birthday, Courtney? 11th of January, 1989. Very close to my birthday, so I feel like she'll have the same one as me. You were 16 in 2005 on the 11th of Jan, and this is your birthday banger.

You should let me love you. Let me be the one. We've got the sameth of Jan. And this is your birthday banger. We've got the same one, Courtney. Do we? Yeah. Let me love you, Mario. Mario. Remember we did this for Friday Oki that time too? Yeah, and we ruined it.

That was sexy, I thought. It's a romantic, is it a breakup song? Yes. No, I think it's about loving someone. It's unrequited love, right? Loving someone that's with someone else and you asking them, being like, let me love you. Come on, give me a turn. Give me a turn. Okay, good work, Courtney.

That's yours. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Olivia? 31st of October, 1995. Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 31st of October

and on that day, this topped the charts. I wanna sing, I wanna shout, I wanna scream to the world. Emily Sandé? That's right. Yeah. Read all about it. I heard a little cheer come out of you, Olivia. Are you an Emily Sandé fan?

Kind of. It was just a banger. It's just a bit of a heartbreak banger. you, Olivia. Are you an Emily Sandé fan? Kind of. That was just a banger. That's like it's just a bit of a heartbreak banger. That was. And if you remember, in this song, there's like a rap breakdown. That's really cool as well. Does she do the rap breakdown? No, it's a guy that features on it as well.

Okay. Not bad, Olivia. We'll get one more. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. What's your birthday, Hayley?

10th of November, 92. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 10th of November, and back in 2008, this was number one. What a banger. What a banger. The song that sent them truly global, that's Kings of Leon and Sex on Fire. Yes.

Good song. It is a good song. Good pub anthem as well. Okay, wait there, Hayley. We need to deliberate. So we've got a Mario love song. Let me love you. We've got an Emily Sandé love song.

No, I think that's more an inspirational pick yourself up and keep going kind of song. And then we've got a Kings of Leon. Sex song. Yeah, or an STI song. Which one? Well, Let Me Love You is my actual birthday banger. Yeah.

Which I do love that song, but I feel like it does get played in Friday jams. Yeah. Read All About It, Emily Sandé would not be something you'd be hearing on ZM. No. And neither would Sex on Fire. My gut says Sex on Fire. I think it's got the energy. It's a bit of a throwback.

2008. I'm going to put my vote in for Sex on Fire. I've got to go with Let Me Love You, Mario, because it's mine. Oh, right. Yeah, and I love that song. I thought you were going to say Emily Sandé. Yeah, because I's mine. Oh, right. Yeah, and I love that song. I thought you were going to say Emily Sandé. Yeah, because I love it. No, split vote.

Split vote. That means we're going to, who wants it out of the producers today? Well, the producers, neither of them have ever heard of that Emily Sandé song. Yeah, I'm not going to lie about that. That's okay. We take it off the table. Okay, cool. So Kings of Leon or Mario, Producer Ben?

Well, I'm going to go Kings of Leon. It's just a bit more. I recognise it. It's fun. It's uplifting. And it's an absolute banger. Plus, I gave you that $20. Yeah, and as my mum calls it,

oh, I love the sex on the fires from the Kings of Leon. Don't do that, mum and dad. I love the sex on the fires. You'll burn your tush. Yeah, don't do that. Hayley, you win birthday bingo. Congratulations. Yes, thank you.

Yes, Hayley, you win birthday bingo. Congratulations. Yes, thank you. Yes, Hayley, yeah. Here we go. Six on fire. Kings and Leon, Bree and Clint. This is ZM. ZM. I know they're watching They're watching All the promotion They're kidding like, hey

It has people talking Talking Yeah You're sexist for life Yeah, you're a successful flyer The dog of the alley A break in the day A head while I'm driving I'm driving

The shoplcks are open Knuckles are pale Feels like you're dying You're dying And you Your socks just won't fire This sex is on fire Inside With the watch that's on fire Heart is a fever

Rattling bones I could just taste it Chased it But it's not forever It's just tonight Oh, it's still the greatest The greatest The greatest, the greatest, the greatest

You're a sexist on fire You're a sex is on fire And I Can't say no With a watch that transpires And you Your sex is on fire Come sun

For the Washington fire Watch them come fire ZM, Brian, Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger for Hayley today. It's Kings of Leon and Six on Fire. Love Kings of Leon. Should have been read all about it. Emily Sandé. You didn't even vote for that song. I know, because I knew I wouldn't get the support. You voted for Mario.

Yeah, because I knew that I wouldn't get the support for Emily Sanders. Were you trying to get the popular vote? Yes. That goes against everything you have ever tried to teach me about Birthday Banger. You've looked me in the eyes before and you've said, tell me what you really think. That's what I always tell you

on this show. Wait, so hang on. Stop giving me your radio opinion and give me your real opinion, damn it. So what you've done is you've not chosen the song you wanted. Because I knew, because I actually sit out with the producers when we're getting together Birthday Banger.

I knew that neither of them knew who that song was. Yeah, so you've just tried to pick one so that my one wouldn't get selected. No, I picked my next favourite. Oh, right, okay. Well, either way, you favourite. Oh, right, okay. Well, either way, you lost.

Suck on that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, this has really got us going. We think we may have a lawsuit against one of the biggest DJs in the world. His name is Steve Aoki. If you missed it yesterday, look, we started a DJ duo earlier this year. Kings

made a song with us called Send It. It sounded something like this. And this is the important bit. The main lyric. The main lyric. Let me see ya. Send it. And then it drops.

Over the weekend, Steve Aoki released a song called Send It. Send It. We are pretty barred up on this. Like, we're pretty sure that we may have, like... We're talking to lawyers. Yeah. We've gone to the head of the lawyer department. Is that what it's called? Legal department.

Legal department here at NZME. They don't want anything to do with it. They told us to shut up. But we're not going to let it go. In the meantime, I've just logged on to Steve Aoki's Instagram page today, and we've both seen at the top of it there, there's a phone number. So should we just try and call Steve Aoki? Should we just go direct? Because maybe this whole thing is a big mix-up, right?

Surely that's not his number. I haven't tried it yet. You haven't tried it yet? You haven't tried it yet? May as well give it a go. I'd be happy with an apology. What? Yeah. What about a credit? No, I want a credit. And a cake. If he sends us a Steve Aoki cake, I'll be happy

with it. It's ringing, by the way. If he personally comes to New Zealand and cakes us in the face, I'll take that. Oh, shit. I thought someone was about to pick up then. Yo, what's up? Hey, is that Steve? It's Steve.

I got you. It's really me. I can't get to the phone, so make sure you text me so I get right back to you. For real. Peace. No, I don't want to text. I want to leave a message.

Oh. All right, text him. I'm texting him right now. What should I say? Hey, you owe us some money. Hey, Steve. I'm just going to call him Steve. Loving the new beats.

Sounds awfully like our hit track, Send It. Yeah, perfect. We'll take cake as payment. I'm actually sending it. Yeah, send it. Oh! Damn it, that was so unfortunately unintentional. I just sent it.

All right, we'll see what happens from there. All right. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Play your rugby game? Yeah, let's play the rugby game. So essentially, I'm thinking, what do you think? Let's workshop the name because we're going to go with rugby player or not.

Yeah, I don't think it's got the right kind of jazz about it. What about rugby or fugby? Rugby. Fake rugby. Fake rugby. Rugby or nugby? What's that? Not rugby.

I don't mind that too. Yeah. Yeah. We'll workshop that. That's fine. We do have a contestant to play with us, Janet. Hi. Hello.

Janet, are you encapsulated by the Rugby World Cup at the moment? I'll watch some of it. Yeah, same. See, I'm like you. I like to watch. I don't know all the rugby players' names. So you've got some, some names? So I've got some real rugby player names,

the ones that are in the World Cup right now. Yeah. And then there's also some decoys in there. Okay. It's your job, Janet, to identify the real rugby players or not. Good luck. You're playing a best of five to win the game today. Are you ready, Janet? Yes. Alright, your first player, or is it Geronimo Di La Fuente? Is that a real rugby player or is that

not? I'm going to say not. It is. No, it is a rugby player? It is a rugby player. Oh, it is, so she's incorrect. Yes, she's incorrect. He is a centre for Argentina. Oh no, Janet.

You didn't know Geronimo Della Fuentes. Hey, that's not the one he came. No. Okay, let's give you another one. Give me another one. Best of five. Best of five. You need three.

All right, here comes player number two, Dick. McLargeman. No, no. Don't laugh. This is a real name. Gigantimo. No. No, no. Don't laugh. This is a real name. Gigantimo. No. Dick Trickle.

Rugby player or not, Janet? I'm going to say rugby player. Are you? Yes. Are you sure you want to lock it in? Yes. Okay, lock it in? Yes. Okay, lock it in. Dick Trickle.

He's a NASCAR driver. Oh, no. Unfortunately, are you ready for number three, Janet? You need this one here, okay? You need this? Sure. All right, player number three. All right, player number three.

Janet, stay with me. Ralph. Now, this needs to be a current Rugby World Cup player. Ralph. Ralph. Mind. Rugby World Cup player, Ralph. Ralph? Mind? I'm not going to repeat it, but Jenna, is there a rugby player at the current Rugby World Cup?

I'm going to say no. She's got... That is a natural soccer player. It is not. No, it is. It soccer player. It is not. No, it is. It is. You look it up. You look it up.

Okay, here we go, Janet. Here we go. Brother's name's Harry. You need this one, Janet. Player or not. Guido Petty Patagazala ball. I'm going to say rugby player. He is a rugby player.

He is a lock for Argentina. That means you've won the game, Janet. Congratulations. Yahoo. Would you like to play the last one just for fun? Sure. I actually can't say the last one. Okay, no, don't worry.

You win the game, Janet. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Let's play the wine selector, shall we? Bree and Clint's New World Wine Selector. Wines up, everyone. The only, oh, yeah, I forgot my wine. Hang on. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers, chin-chin. The only afternoon drive-time radio show with a wine sponsor. It's the Bree and Clint Show, This week brought to you by the New World Wine Awards 2019. We love you, New World. All week we've got $400 New World gift cards to give away. What we'll do

is we'll read out three types of wines from New World and if you can tell us which is the New World value wine, $15 and under, then you'll win that voucher. So if you know your wines, then you'll win the prize. You can make it a bit easier on yourself. Yeah, so you can make it easier.

So what we're offering up, you start with $400 or you can buy a clue for $50 and you can do that twice. So there's two clues up for offer, $50 each, or you can take out one of the wines altogether, but that will cut your prize in half. Yeah, but it'll cut the options in half too. Exactly. It's 50-50 then, you know?

Depends how risk adverse you are, and today, Candice is going to play. Hi, Candice. Good afternoon. Candice, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Are you also joining us with a wine in hand, as we are? Oh, I wish I was.

I've got some in the fridge, but not any in my hand. Well, you should pour yourself a wine after this if this goes well, okay, Candice? Okay. Here come your wines. You need to tell us which one is under $15. Okay. The Taylor's Estate Merlot. Oh, love a Merlot, especially in the colder months.

Yes. The Doctor's Rosé. Oh, can't beat a nice cold rosé on a hot summer's day. And the Te Par Marlborough Chardonnay. Got to be honest, don't drink Chardonnay. No, it's Cardonay. Oh, is it a Cardonay? Yeah, the H is silent.

Now, Candice, your clue options are available to you, or you can just swing for the fences. What do you want to do? I'm going to go for the Taylors. It's under $15. Are do you want to do? I'm going to go for the tailors. It's under $15. Are you sure, Candice? I'm sure. You're not going to buy a clue?

You don't want a clue? No, I think I'm good. I'll go for the tailors. All right, she's locking in the tailors, estate Merlot for the $15 and under. I can confirm this afternoon for a $400 New World gift card. Oh, this is disappointing. I'm so sorry, Candice.

You're absolutely correct. You've won the $400 to spend at New World. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. Not a problem. You're very welcome. I didn't get to do my clue. Yeah, she had a big clue.

Yeah. Do you want to hear it? I'd love to. This was my clue. So you were going to say, Brie, I'd love to buy a clue. Could you say that, Candice? Could you just pretend? I'd love to buy a clue.

Okay, Candice, I have prepared an audio clue for you this afternoon. Hit it, clue. I just want the love in him to spread. I see because it was the Taylor's Estate red wine. Exactly. It works on two levels. It's a great clue that nobody needed. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I mean, look, one thing you look forward to when your parents die is inheriting all their money. There's not many good things about losing your parents, is there? No, you're right. It's definitely one of the few upshots. It's one of the pros to your parents kicking the bucket. But, you know, the kids of this guy didn't feel that joy when he passed away.

His name was Ernest Bowden, and he was actually 105 when he passed away. God. So he took his time. Yes. And he actually died. His poor bloody kids would have been in their 80s before they even saw anything. They couldn't do anything with the money anyway. Hurry up and pop your clogs, Dad. I'm about to do mine soon. And he actually died. His poor bloody kids would have been in their 80s before they even saw anything. They couldn't do anything with the money anyway. Hurry up and pop your clogs, Dad.

I'm about to do mine soon. Anyway, he had a home. They actually named it the Bellevue Hill Home because it was heritage listed. And it's actually finally sold and it's went for over $3 million. Oh, yep. So it's a lot of money. Anyway, his kids found out that he has left them nothing. He had quite a few kids, left them nothing.

And he's left it all to his animals. Right. No, hang on. Maybe he has some very like animals. What sort of animals has he got? Well, look, apparently he declared himself Australia's oldest animal activist. Yeah. And it's actually really nice.

He's left pretty much majority of the money to a bunch of animal charities. Yeah. And he's actually really nice. He's left pretty much majority of the money to a bunch of animal charities. Right, so there's not just a horse who's looking after his finances now. No. They haven't taken like a bag of cash down to a pig and gone, he said it's yours and you do what you want with it and the pig just starts rolling

around in it. You get the best mud pit you can imagine. Surely the animals would have wanted the estate over the cash as well. Well, apparently the animals that did inherit some of the money are set up for life. Yeah. If his kids eat those animals and those animals in turn become part of them, do they get any of the money? I don't believe so. I don't of them. Do they get any of the money? I don't believe so.

I don't believe so. Can you imagine how pissed off would you be if you were the kids? Come on. It's at times like this that I'm glad my parents' cat has already died. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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