ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 8th 2020

Episode Date: October 8, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where if you want to know this is an interesting behind the scenes a BTS for you if you want to know if it will really get into radio it's this today we got sent eight kilograms of peanut butter to the studio probably one of the best days of the year I'm not gonna lie this is Chris this is radio this is the best day it's a New Zealand peanut butter called Picks, and it's frigging amazing. And we got eight kilos of peanut butter. I love it because it's juicy. Juicy. Yeah, it's wet and juicy, and that's how I like my peanut butter. It's all crunchy. Because we all agree that we like crunchy.

Crunchy's the best. Crunchy's the OG. Yeah. Peanut butter, is it juicy or is it oily? Oily. You know what I mean. Greasy. Same thing. Peanut butter juice. Yeah. Peanut butter Is it juicy or is it oily? Oily You know what I mean Greasy Same thing

Delicious Peanut butter juice Yeah Peanut butter Jelly Peanut butter jus Spread it like Yeah

Today on the show That's what WAP stands for Wet ass peanut butter Wet ass peanut It works Wet ass penis No No that's not the song

Very different song Subject change someone Anyway Anyway, today on the show You're going to hear a very heated Edition of What's the Block Oops, I didn't mean to click that Jesus

What the fuck was that? I'm not joking Sorry, sorry Ben Sorry Are you right then? Sorry It gave me a fright.

Only Bree's allowed to swear when she gets carried away, okay? Thank you. I'm not joking. Yes. That one was for effect. The first one was an accident. I have not had enough sleep for this. No, she hasn't.

And hence why there is such a heated edition of What's the Plot? Seriously. Bree's a sleep-deprived puppy parent. Yeah. Who today had an energy drink. I've never known you to drink energy drink that's how tired i am have a coffee like an adult no coffee makes me go loopy right and what of energy drink just keeps you in a nice even keel it's no sugar so i could have made you a coffee with no sugar no sugar yeah right um no coffee just does something weird. It makes me feel like my heart's fluttering or something.

I totally thought you were going to say something else. My fanny flutter? No, the other side effect of coffee. What's the other side effect? Oh, it makes you shit yourself. Yeah. No, it just makes you go to the toilet. No, some people would describe it as shitting themselves.

Most people make it to the toilet after a coffee. Well, I also had that problem today, so. Oh, that's right. Could have been this energy drink. No, that conversation's cancelled. Could have been. No, I've already suffered this conversation today. Conversation's cancelled.

Someone else pick it up. Someone else say something interesting. No, I'll say something else that's off that topic. I was talking, we should talk about the thing we were talking about before to do with our animals What's it called? The witching hour Have you guys heard of that?

Animals go apeshit And they go nuts And they reckon it's something to do with the moon They call it the witching hour It happens in human babies as well Does it? The witching hour is horrific I've definitely seen

dogs do this before and cats to be honest our cat at home shizzle she does this sometimes where they literally dart from one side of the house to the other and they're just going crazy all over the house how is shizzle the 18 year old cat taking to the puppy she's not too bad actually she just to be honest we keep them away from each other Most of the time Because I don't want her To ever feel stressed About it Or like Like Whitney's

In her space Right So if Shizzle's In the lounge room I'll have Whitney outside But Does the dog sleep At Ina's bedroom

She's definitely Hissed at her Ben was about to ask If your brand new puppy Sleeps outside Yeah No She's not sleeping

Ben has a very Warped understanding of dogs. Bree's dog to Ben is a cat. Yeah. Because it's below the knee. What about when it goes... And Ben also thinks that when you go to work, just put the dog outside. Yeah.

Just put it outside. Just put it outside. Doesn't need a bed. It can sleep on the grass. Yeah. Is that fair? Or in the garage and have the garage door open. To be honest, I'm not even going to lie.

Growing up on a farm, all of our dogs slept outside. Yeah, but you're not on a farm. Did they go in kennels? You're not on a farm. Yeah, they had like a bed. Yeah. They had a bed and they would sleep on the veranda. And if you had a puppy on a farm, it would probably be with its mother.

Yeah. Yeah, true. We had a dog that had puppies once and she gave birth to six, no, 17 puppies. Whoa. Yeah, she was a bull mastiff cross wolfhound and I was delivering babies out of her, like breaking their sacks open. Like, serious?

No, because she would have died, like, by the 15th. Can you imagine giving birth to 15 kids? This is what I picture. You're a butcher and you're on the back of the sausage making machine. You know what? Scarily, it wasn't that much different. Yeah is what I picture. You're a butcher and you're on the back of the sausage making machine. You know what? Scarily, it wasn't that much different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just pulling out these little sausage and then you have to break open.

Sausage dogs. Yeah. Which, by the way, are a very aggressive dog. Did you know that? Yeah, Dachshunds. They can be quite aggressive, yeah. Dachshund. Little dog syndrome.

Yeah. Much like little man syndrome. The exact same thing Can be quite aggressive Is Danny DeVito aggressive? No Didn't you say he was your celebrity crush? Was that?

Yeah I love me a bit of Danny DeVito I think the reason Danny DeVito doesn't have little man syndrome Is because he's embraced his little man-ness That's like Kevin Hart Yeah Yeah And they may have had it at some stage But they've embraced it They've gone I am a little man The issue you get with little man-ness. That's like Kevin Hart. Yeah. And they may have had it at some stage, but they've embraced it. They've gone, I am a little man.

The issue you get with little man syndrome is when you're like, I'm not little. Don't call me little. Who are you calling little? Yeah, don't call me little. Yeah. My pa was a little guy. Was he? Yeah, from memory. An itsy bitsy teeny weeny. Not itsy bitsy,

but it's mum-a-die and his name was Reg. Was he? Yeah, from memory. An itsy bitsy teeny weeny. Not itsy bitsy, but he... Is that Big Steve or Mama Di's dad? It's Mama Di. His name was Reg. Because I can't imagine Big Steve having a smaller dad. No. His dad would have been quite... Antonio. Fully formed.

Fully formed, yeah. No, he was... Oh, no, wait. Oh, that's it. What? All right. All right. Hot dad syndrome.

You know my nono was in the mafia? That was a weird fact to drop. Again, again, you need to understand, I know we're crossing two cultures here, but in New Zealand, that means that your bum was in an organised crime gang. Yeah. Oh, my Italian grandpa was in the mafia.

But, I mean, that's what my dad used to tell us, so we wouldn't misbehave. Yeah. Wait, what do you call your grandpa? You got a nonna or my nonna nonna is grandma and no no oh i was so confused and in new zealand in maori no no means bum yeah so now my dad now that my sister's had a baby it makes my dad a no no yeah so he's a big butthead. He's a bum father. Yeah, he's a bum father. Also. Hot damn. Hot damn, dad.

Agreed. Hang on, I've got to get it. Hot dad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what happened? You know what happened to me once? And I'll share this story with you

because we're on this topic. Your friend saw your dad for the first time and it got really... I went to a softball tournament and we went somewhere up in Queensland. Oh my God, this is going to be what happened. Somewhere up in Queensland and we were about, I think it was in the under 15s or under 16s. So I was around that age and we flew to, I think it was Harvey Bay and we're all, you

know, played the tournament or whatever. And we flew back on the plane and you know how everyone's parents are standing there at the gate waiting for all their kids. Yeah. And so we're all standing there. And I was standing next to this one girl. And she goes, holy shit, whose dad is that? Hot dad.

And I was like, you know, however old. And I was like, where? Where? And she's like, I want to see a hot dad. She's like, that hot guy with the mustache. And I was like, oh, no. Yeah. And it was my dad. And that's like, that hot guy with the mustache. And I was like, oh, no. Yeah. And it was my dad.

And that's when you knew. And then, yeah. Yeah. And you were like, dad, get my brother to the car urgently. Hot brother. Quick, get him out of here. Mom, hide Aiden. Aiden.

Brother. Oh, God. Anyway, one last chance. Aiden. Who's Aiden? Oh, you were doing Aiden. Yeah. Aiden.

Anastasia can't do it. Just Anastasia this time. Aiden. Oh, you're lucky you got it. You're lucky or you would have been out of here. Literally. Gone. See you later, Sandra.

Struck out. So keep the softball analogy going. Did you guys ever watch that segment on a show, the rugby league footy show, where they did a segment called How's That? No, How's That? No, That's Gold. That's Gold.

And then what did it turn into? Don't know. It was That's Gold. And then what did it turn into? Don't know. It was that's gold. And then there was one more thing that they did. How's that? No. That's cricket. How's that's cricket?

That's cricket. What was it? Someone will know that's listening. Oh, was it? You're cancelled. And it's when one of the NRL teams did anything untowards to the opposite sex. And every week they were like, all right alright guys, we've got to block out the whole back end of the show for You're Cancelled

because everybody in our L is a horrific creep. Creeps? Oh my god. Did you know they did a song? Who? The rug there. The footy show did a song called That's Gold. Yeah, it was a thing. It was a thing a moment in time.

Is there going to be an ad? Hope so. Hope so. Oh, me too. I love when they... I'm getting double ads at the moment on YouTube. Oh, can we kiss the ad? Here we go.

Here we go. Turn it up. What was that? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What was that? Oh, this is... Yeah, that's a no. That's gold as cancelled. You know what was good from the footy show?

And I will stand by this, but I haven't heard in a long time, is this track. Remember this? Red Dragon. Oh, yeah. Bring Back the Biff. That was a good tune. Yeah, Red Dragon was a good change. Yeah, Red Dragon was a great character.

He was such a great character. I don't think Red Dragon would exist in 2020, though. He was not politically correct, that's for sure. The last NRL Nines that happened in Auckland, I went as Red Dragon. Oh, yeah. It's good fun. It's a good costume. Because you just get to be an absolute munted pisshead for the whole weekend, and you go, I'm in character.

Sorry, I'm Reg Reagan. Sorry, it's not me, I'm Reg Reagan. And they go, aren't you Clint from ZM? And I'm like, nah. And then you punch him in the face to stay in character and you take off. And then they go, you're cancelled. Alright, let's

get out of here everybody. Have a great insert time that you're listening to the podcast here. Oh, the awkward ending is back. See you tomorrow. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeart Radio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hi guys. We just watched a video where Trump claims that he's cured COVID. He's got the cure, he took the cure, he's got the cure. I've got the drug, I've taken it. In the video, he looks...

I know he always looks like this, but he looks like Ross when he went into the tanning booth. He looks so orange. He looks like he's had four number twos to the front. Wait, that's the wrong way to say it. Number twos flying at him from every angle. Yeah, he's taken a lot of number twos to the face. A lot of number twos.

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live in the real world, okay? As someone who looks at this text machine on the daily. Like if we ask, spell definitely to 9696 Oh no, that's impossible. No one can spell definitely. No one would be getting into the competition with that. Defiantly?

Defiantly? Get those texts in if you'd like to win yourself some pizza hearts. We'll sort that out for you tomorrow night if we can. Someone just text through and I really appreciate this. Pizza, comma, definitely. Spell correct. That's fast.

That's good from you, whoever that was. Let's see if we can get them some pizza. Book them up. P-I-Z-Z-A. Next, we've got a question for you. Who saw you naked? Yeah, that's right. In an accidental, you know, situation.

Oh, not in a you-exposed-yourself-on-purpose kind of way? No, we don't want those stories. When are we doing those stories? That's next week sometime. Probably after six. We'll do it on Flasher Fridays. Bree and Clint, ZM. I've always been...

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's Lewis Capaldi and Hold Me While You Wait. For a while now we've been wondering, would he sound better with like an upbeat remix? I think, you know, because the songs are quite prevalent on the radio at the moment, they need to be jazzed up a little bit. Yeah, yeah.

How about this? Nine six Nine six if you'd rather This is what Lewis Capaldi will sound like When they book him for Rhythm 2021 Hell yeah I'd be keen Get it Lewis Capaldi. That's good.

I like that. We should send that to Lewis. I wonder if he's seen it. I want to talk about this video that I saw of another Zoom meeting fail because I feel like this is probably one of the worst ones I've seen. Okay. Because we talked about that one where the guy was on a Zoom call with his whole company and his wife came down and announced

that she'd been to the toilet. Remember that? Yes. Similar to that, a kid over in the States was on a Zoom. Business kid? No. He was on a Zoom class meeting. So that's how they're schooling at the moment, which I mean, can you imagine?

Can you imagine trying to keep a class under control and then trying to do it when they're all on Zoom? They're definitely not there, by the way. They're better at technology than you. They've definitely put a loop video of themselves sitting there and they're playing Fortnite. It's a holograph. Yeah, it's definitely a holograph.

Absolutely. Anyway, this one kid, he was, you know, sitting there and you could tell that he was like nearly sleeping. And all of a sudden, something happens in the background of his video. And take a listen to what happens. David Turner. David. Oh, my God.

What's that man in naked? Mom, turn your camera off. Take me out. His mom has walked into the background of his camera shop fully butt naked. The whole class is on the meeting, can see it. Oh, no. The teacher's panicking. One more time.

One more time. David Turner. David. Oh, my God. Who was that man in naked? Mum, turn your camera off. Take me on. It's even better because of the accent.

So that class, it was a maths class, but it turned into a sex ed class real quick. Yeah, it turned into biology really fast. Yeah, real fast. I'm looking at the kid. Is he young enough to live it down, or is he always going to be the naked mum kid? Yeah, he might be just at that age where everyone was like, we all saw

your mum. I saw your mum's boobies. I saw your mum's bum. And I got a screenshot too. I wanted to ask people because I feel like I've had a few of these moments where, you know, you've had a run in where someone's seen you naked that wasn't meant to see you naked. Yeah, right. Because I'm

and you're not a naked person either. So it's very awkward when that happens, isn't it? Very awkward. I'm trying to think if anyone's ever seen me naked accidentally. What about walked in on the bathroom? No one's wanted to. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's happened to the best of us, hasn't it?

You know what's the worst is when you're like with family for like Christmas or you're, you know, and maybe your cousins are there that you see once a year. It always happens in those situations. I walked in on Nan in the shower once. Yeah, see, that's not ideal. Poor Nan.

Rest in peace. Did she like hot showers? It wasn't steamy enough. No. Poor Nan. Poor Nan. Oh, $800 a day. Who saw you naked?

Yeah, who accidentally saw you naked? I don't want you to just call up and be like, my boyfriend saw me naked. Yeah. Make it a bit more exciting than that. Yeah, a little bit. Did your boyfriend's dad see you naked? Oh, that's weird, isn't it?

Oh, that's awkward. Makes me feel uncomfortable. You can text us also on 9696. We'll be back after Lewis Capaldi. And hold me while you wait. Yeah, let's get it. George FM. Hold me while you wait. Yeah, let's get it. George FM. I can't deal with these texts.

They're so good. Oh, my God. I've just been crying with laughter reading them. There's a woman, a teacher, actually. There's a video where they're on a Zoom call. She's teaching a class, you know, trying to get schooling done. And all of a sudden something pops up in the background of one of her students. David Turner.

David. Oh my God, what was that man in the naked? Lord, turn your camera off, take me on. Lord, turn your camera off. It was his mother. She was butt naked in the background. There's a lot of adjusting we've had to do for COVID and realising that there could be a Zoom call going on

in any room of your house is something we have to live with these days. Exactly. And more people will have been seen naked this year than any other year. And I think it's probably because you weren't allowed to leave the house that much, so accidents happen. And where else are you getting naked than in your house?

Exactly. It's meant to be your safe space. So 0800 dials it in. We've asked you, who accidentally saw you naked? Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, g'day. Yeah, look, my mate caught me splitting wood in the nude.

What? Wait, is that a euphemism? Yeah, what are you talking about, David? I mean, Chris. Were you using the log splitter? I'm nervous. I was using an axe and, yeah, I'd lay in bed until the last minute before rugby and then I'd,

oh, shit, I quickly realised I had to do my job, which was splitting wood. Yeah. For the phone. Chris, are you trying to tell the most masculine, manly story you can all at once? Is that what this is? I was wearing gumboots, so I was safety conscious.

I was wearing gumboots, Clint. I quickly wolfed down a whole steak. I was naked and I had a couple of steaks and I went outside to chop some wood before a game of rugby. Which I won, by the way. Which I won. I scored like eight tries. Just getting crisp.

And then I came home, you know, just to fix. I did a flat pack when I came home for the night. And I got my wife pregnant. Yeah, and that was my day. I was probably about 13, but yeah. Oh, okay. True story. Oh, well, don't make it weird, Chris.

No, sorry, man. I'm just kidding, Chris. That was great. Thanks, Chris. Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi there.

How's it going? Good, thanks. Who accidentally saw you naked, Lucy? Well, I actually saw my boyfriend's dad naked. Oh, that's the worst possible situation. Okay, what's the scenario? So I was staying at his parents' house and his bedroom door and the bathroom door are opposite each other.

And so I was in the bedroom and he come out of the shower and yeah, I seen him fully nude. Not even wearing a towel. Wait, wait. Lucy, did you make eye contact? Well, I don't think he knew that I was there. Oh, he knew. He knew.

Lucy, Lucy, I'm going to ask this question very carefully. Like father, like son? Yes. Yeah, okay, all right, interesting. That is the worst. You'd rather see his mum, wouldn't you? I don't know. I'd probably prefer none.

Yeah, like who would you rather, Lucy, now that you've obviously seen the dad? Who would you rather? Would you rather be in the situation where you run into his mum naked or his dad? I don't know. What an awkward question. I'm trying to think of what I would rather.

Yeah. Anyway, moving on. Anyway, moving right along. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hey, guys. How are you?

Oh, my God, Gemma. I'm pretty sure yours has been my favourite text. I've been laughing for the last five minutes. Who saw you naked, Gemma, I'm pretty sure yours has been my favourite text. I've been laughing for the last five minutes. Who saw you naked, Gemma? Give us the whole situation. I ran a beautiful bath myself. It was a few years ago, so I was back in my prime, prime time. And climbing in, realised as I had two ankles sort Knee deep in boiling hot water

I thought oh this is a bit harsh I know the exact position That you would be in to get in a hot bath Your elbows are slightly braced You know where you test it Slowly dunk in the butt cheeks Exactly It wasn't even butt cheeks yet

So it was knee I'll get on to one knee And I'll sort of half in, half out, half inside out, upside down, back to front, trying to get into this boiling hot bar, and someone walked in. A friend's boy, the boyfriend at the time's friend, and we both froze in shock, and then he sort of slinked out. Did he say anything?

I think he was traumatised. I was traumatised. We were all traumatised. It wasn't an attractive sight at all. How did you tell your boyfriend? Oh, I probably relayed it and posed quite seductively and sexually and said, oh, no, I look like this lying in the bath. But really, I wasn't.

It was horrendous. Really, you looked like a steamed save-a-life. That's my favourite story of the week. I love that. So good. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest

live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Dean, tell us which one of Destiny's Child is with child. Yeah. Is with child. Kelly Rowland has announced that she is pregnant again with her husband, Tim Weatherspoon.

Is that right? It's Weatherspoon, yeah. They are having another child, which is very exciting news. Michelle, no word from her. Not that we cared even at the time. Whoa. Dean, you're so savage these days. No, I love... Oh, Michelle.

I love this show. I love Michelle. So do I. She gets a bad rap. Yeah, no, she's great. Look, she's got millions. She's fine. But here's the thing.

It's great. It's exciting. I get another celebrity to be pregnant during this period. I know what everyone's getting up to on quarantine. Well, no, Dean. The math doesn't work out for quarantine. There's a little of all head up to on quarantine. Well, no, Dean, the math doesn't work out for quarantine. This will have all had to go on down. Oh, no, she is pregnant.

Sorry, I thought you meant the baby was born. Yeah, right, okay. I won't mansplain to Dean how pregnancy works. I'll save that for another episode of the latest. Yeah, no, I can't wait for that episode. I'll tune in. I'd be dying to hear how it works. You have one kid as a man,

and all of a sudden you're a midwife or something. How many kids does she have? Kelly Rowland. Yeah. Do you know Dean? This is her second. Second. This will be her second.

And how many has Beyonce got? Two. Two. Three. No, no, she's got three. She's got Blue Ivy and the twins. And then the twins. Yeah.

Gotcha, gotcha. And how many has Kim got? Kim's got, hold on, wait. 14. She's got, let's carry the six. Hey. 28. 28. How many has Kim got? Kim's got, hold on, wait. 14. She's got, let's carry the six. Hey. 28. How many has Michelle got?

How many has Michelle got? Tell me that. Yeah, I think she's got two, doesn't she, Clint? I don't know. Do you know, Dean, or is this more sass you're delivering at Michelle from Destiny's Child? Wouldn't have a clue. All right. That's the latest.

Thanks to Dean McCarthy, Live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to our mates at Pump. You can get that fresh feeling with Pump sparkling. Berry and lime with no sugar. Free in Clint. Have you ever thought, Clint, that if you lived in a time like Albert Einstein did, like, I'd probably be an inventor as well.

Would you? Yeah, because, like, I'm pretty sure, like, I could have invented a chair. Like, but these days you need to invent an app. You know that chairs existed a long time before Albert Einstein, eh? Yeah, I know, but I'm saying back before everyone else invented everything. Right, he was more like... Or a peg.

I could have invented a peg. That seems pretty simple. Yeah, all right. Pegs, you know, whatever. Why don't you invent something then? Because everything's already been invented. Do you reckon? That's what I'm saying. You have to be inventing apps. Right. I don't you invent something then? Because everything's already been invented. Do you reckon? That's what I'm saying.

You have to be like inventing apps. Right. I don't know how to invent an app. But I came across this. But chair. But chair. Let me at it. Let me at that.

Or a wheel. I mean, I could have figured that out. I came across this article and it was titled, Inventions No One Asked For. Right. And I thought we'd bring this back. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget.

What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. It inspired me. Oh, no. Tell me what's your gadget. It inspired me because I was like, oh, these things are, you know, revolutionary. I could probably come up with these things.

The first one on the list is a goldfish walker. I mean, you've heard of walking your dog, but your goldfish needs exercise as well. Do you walk it in the tank? Yes. Right. Do you walk the tank? Yes.

You walk the whole tank? The whole thing. Right. So the tank's on a leash, not the goldfish? No, it's not really a leash. It's kind of more a cart that you pull. Right, okay. Yeah.

Is this like Shark Tank? Do I approve these inventions or not? Yes or no? No, thank you. Oh, I thought that one was pretty good. That was invented back in 2007. Okay, what about vibrating jeans? That sounds disgusting.

No, get your mind out of the gutter. It's not for that. It's for something else. Apparently, the two vibrating sensors fasten to the belt, which the wearer can connect with their smartphone. I've already got a vibrating thing in my jeans. It's called my phone. So, no, sorry.

What about a solar-panelled bikini? I thought this was quite smart. You know, you're laying out in the sun, you need some music, you need some beats, and then you can just plug it, boom, straight into your left boob. Ellen actually has a practical application, so yep. I think that's good, isn't it? So tick from that one.

You could run a small fan. I'm one out of three. Am I? Yeah. One out of three. You could run a small fan. I'm one out of three. Am I? Yeah. One out of three. Okay, here comes number four. What about keyboard jeans? So you type on your jeans or are they jeans made out of keyboards?

Yeah, no. So there's a keyboard that's kind of across your crotch and you use the keyboard on your jeans to type. Too crotch focused. Could get real weird on public transport. Absolutely, yeah. Why does he keep hitting space bar so much? I know, strange.

My favourite one I think out of the whole lot seems so simple but why didn't I think of it? The shoe umbrella. Explain. So apparently if there's really bad rain, I mean, your head's protected, your torso's protected,

but have you ever thought about your shoes? They always get wet. Little mini umbrellas that go over your shoes. But when it's raining, most of the water is under your shoes. Yeah, but they do get wet on top sometimes. Right, so it protects one side of your shoes. The top, yeah, not the bottom. All right, you can have it.

It's fine. Okay, two out of seven. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Bree and Clint. Who's the celebrity who took a sword to the face? Well, you might have heard about this back in 2016,

but it was, that's not dirty to say. No, that's not dirty to say. You could have said it in a different way that wouldn't have set me off. Let's be real. He, the man the man the man who took it right in his face was Ed Sheeran.

Bloodstream. That's a very, very short sting we've got. I see what he's done because he was bleeding. I remember this. It was a full-on cut to the face. It's back in the news because Ed Sheeran's manager, Stuart Camp, has spoken out about it. And he's given details on exactly what happened.

I think we knew some of this, but he's confirmed it. He said in 2016, Ed was at the palace hanging out with Princess Beatrice, who was drunk, and decided to take a sword off the wall and pretend to knight James Blunt. James Blunt as in, you're beautiful. Isn't this the weirdest story? And then in the crossfire, Ed Sheeran took the sword to the face.

Yeah. He sliced his... Like real bad. She sliced his cheek open. He still has a scar. You can see it in a lot of like since then. He still has the scar on his face. It's just to the left of his nose.

I'm pointing to the side. Is this my left side? Yeah, that's your left side, yeah. If you're looking at me, it's my left side. Anyway, Ed's manager has not held back. He said, he's called Princess Beatrice an idiot. He said, I'm not going to lie about this because they asked him to

cover it up. He said, I'm not going to lie about it just because someone has been an effing idiot. Just because they think, yeah, I'm not going to lie about it just because someone has been an effing idiot. Just because they think, yeah, I'm going to get paralytic drunk and take a sword off the wall. You're just asking for trouble.

He also said that since this went down and they were like, oh my God, please cover it up. Please don't let anyone know Princess Beatrice got steamed and sliced Ed Sheeran's face open

with a sword while she was pretending to knight James Blunt. They haven't heard from her or anyone at the palace. What? They've gone dark on Ed Sheeran. He got his face cut open and they've ghosted him.

What, so they haven't even messaged to say sorry or anything? They've never made contact again. To be honest, it makes me like Beatrice more. Does it? Yeah, it's hilarious. She could have sliced the guy's head off. I mean, yeah, but she didn't. She didn't, though. She could have. She didn't, though. She could have. I mean, it's a little cut. She could have sliced the guy's head off. I mean, yeah, but she didn't. She didn't, though.

She could have... She didn't, though. She could have... I mean, it's a little cut. She could have beheaded... Not a big deal. Nah, she's fine. I think it's fine.

She could have beheaded Sharon. Nah, nah, it's all good. Behead Sharon. Nah. He was all good. He was fine. He had a cool thing. He wore that band-aid like Nelly did.

He looked awesome for a few weeks. He had to get 25 stitches. Yeah, see, that's hardcore, isn't it? That's a lot of stitches to get in your face. And that's why this afternoon we want to ask you the question, how many stitches did you get? How many stitches? You don't have to have them in your face.

You don't even have to have taken a sword to the face. No, it can be from anything. Any body part, any accident whatsoever, did you get an impressive amount of stitches? You know what we've learnt from that story from Beatrice and Ed Sheeran? What's that? Don't play with swords when you've been drinking heavily.

Yeah, that's great. That's a great takeaway from this. I've always thought that. 0800 dials at end. We want to hear from you this afternoon. How many stitches did you get? Bree and Clint. It's been revealed, well, it was kind of revealed a while ago, but it's been brought up by his manager again. Ed Sheeran

had his face sliced open by Princess Beatrice at the palace when she was drunk and pretending to knight James Blunt. I mean, we've all been there. Who hasn't been drunk at the palace with Princess Beatrice while she's pretending to knight James Blunt? We've all tried to drunkenly knight someone before, haven't we?

Oh, that's what you mean. Yeah. Picked up a random item. If you're that way inclined, the palace is a dangerous place to be because I imagine it's full of... Lots of armour. Yeah, suits of armour, shields, swords, priceless artworks. Random, you know, weaponry.

Horses. You're like, hey, we're steamed. We should do some jousting. Horses and alcohol don't mix. Horses. You're like, hey, we're steamed. We should do some jousting. Horses and alcohol don't mix. Horses and swords don't mix. Ed Sheeran ended up with 23 stitches in his face. And so we're asking you, how many stitches did you get? Phil's here.

Hey, Phil. G'day, Phil. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. How many stitches did you get, Phil? Just a lazy 150. Oh!

In my right forearm. What did you get, Phil? Just a lazy 150. Oh! In my right forearm. What did you do? I went through a glass window. Oh, man. Were you okay? You would have been in big trouble. Yeah, kind of.

But it was all good. Wait, wait, wait. How casual Phil is about it. Was it, yeah, kind of, were you okay? Or, yeah, kind of, But it was all good. Wait, wait, wait. Listen to how casual Phil is about it. Was it, yeah, kind of, were you okay? Or, yeah, kind of, were you in big trouble? What happened there? I was okay. Yeah, I was in big trouble. Oh, I see.

But you're okay now, obviously. Right, okay, Phil. This toy's getting, oh, is he still there? Oh, no, he's gone. All right, 150 stitches. That's the benchmark. Rachel's here. So many. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi, how's it going? Oh, no, he's gone. All right, 150 stitches. That's the benchmark. Rachel's here. So many.

Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. What happened to you with the stitches? Not quite 150, but I was cleaning a window in the kitchen and I stepped down off the bench and tripped and caught the back of my thigh on the dishwasher

and sliced it down to the muscle. Oh, I know exactly what happened to you. Oh, how many stitches? 30. 30 stitches. Yeah, that's not ideal. It's about 18 centimetres long up the back of my neck.

That sucks, because you weren't even doing anything stupid. How long did that take to recover? I was on crutches probably two weeks because I'd tear them every time I tried to walk. You couldn't put any weight on it? Yeah, probably about a month, really, before the stitches came out.

How much blood was there on the dishwasher and did you put the dishwasher on to clean it? No, there was chunks of, like, fruit. Okay. All right, Rachel. Okay, thank you, Rachel. Wrapping her up. These calls all have their limit. Carrie's here. Hi, Carrie. Hi, Rachel. Okay, thank you, Rachel. Wrapping her up. These calls all have their limit.

Carrie's here. Hi, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hi, how's it going, guys? Good, thanks. How many stitches did you get, Carrie? Long story short, I had a lot of internal stitches. I'm not sure how many, but I had a lot of staples on the outside.

Yeah, staples. So pretty much, yeah, I had a bit of a serious accident, and I needed surgery on my outside. Yeah, staples. So pretty much, yeah, I had a bit of a serious accident and I needed surgery on my liver. So basically, if you can imagine, the scar that I've got now goes right from where my bra would sit right down to just above my private parts and over to the right-hand side. So yeah.

Wow, so they pretty much opened up your whole abdomen. They pretty much opened up my whole abdomen and took everything out, yeah. How many staples? Did you count them? Oh, man, no. I can't even think how many staples I had, but there was loads. Can you imagine the staple gun and you're like...

Yeah, I saw it in State of Origin one time when they were stapling Michael Devere's head back together. That's right. I was going to say, it was a weird experience getting the staples pulled back out, I must say. And what happens when they pull the staples out? Is it healed? Yeah, like it's healed absolutely fine.

I've just got like a scar, obviously. But yeah, other than that, it's fine. Of course it's healed. You're not Wolverine. Yeah, and they weren't going to take them out if it wasn't healed and just her guts fall out. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

The last time I had surgery, they cut me open and I wake up and there's no stitches. There's no nothing. They've glued me back together. Oh, wow. Yeah, surgical glue and I said to the doctor, I was like, are you going to put anything on this? And they go, nah, it should be fine.

This isn't that time you sold that kidney in Thailand to pay for drinks, was it? I told you, I don't want to talk about that. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's Pumped Up with Pumped Sparkling. Yeah, we're giving away free cash all this week thanks to Pump Sparkling. All you've got to do is give us the big stop

when you've got enough money before the bubble bursts. Yeah, if you don't, you'll get nothing. Zali's here. G'day, Zali. Hi, Zali. Hi. Cool name. Yeah, congrats on getting through as well.

This is exciting. Have you got an amount of money in mind that you'd be happy with taking away? No, I'd be happy with anything. Oh, that's what we like to hear, Zali. Come on, get in tune with us. Get into our minds. Think what we're thinking. Feel the vibes.

It doesn't matter because we don't really know what it's going to go up to anyway. We've got no idea. Could be big, could be small. All you need to know is the money will not go down. It going to go up to anyway. We've got no idea. Could be big, could be small. All you need to know is the money will not go down, it will only go up but you need a nice loud stop before it bursts. Come on Zali. Okay. Good luck.

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What are you going to spend it on? That was pretty good. What are you going to buy, Zali? Beg your pardon? What are you going to spend the money on? Mine actually go out for tea tonight. There you go. Sounds delightful. Everybody's winning.

Okay, cool. Thanks, Zali. We'll play a game tomorrow. You can get that fresh feeling with pumped sparkling berry and lime. It's absolutely fizzing with absolutely no sugar. Brian Clint. The Guinness World Record for the world's longest women's legs has not only been, it's been beaten. We've got a new world record holder.

I know, and I'm so happy to announce on this show, finally, I've achieved my goal. No. Imagine. Believe it or not, it's not you. Someone turning up to your house and going, you have, for a female, the longest legs in the whole world. Congratulations. Yeah. It would be a weird accolade to get.

What an achievement. The most interesting thing about this is it's gone to a 17-year-old. So her legs could stand to get longer yet. Yeah, they could get a little bit longer. I don't know when her growth spurt is over. Her name is Macy and she's from Texas. Here's a little bit longer. I don't know when her growth spurt is over. Her name is Macy, and she's from Texas. Here's a little bit of the world's longest leg lady. Hi, my name is Macy Curran,

and I hold the Guinness World Records title for woman with longest legs. I grow about like four to five inches a year. They don't really make clothes in my size. I have to get them custom made. I've always been so proud of Macy. She's always taken to her height very well. So I'm very proud of her and excited for

her to be recognised for her height and for her beauty. How tall is she? She sounds long, eh? She's 6 foot 10 and she's 17 years old. I'm 5 foot 10 and I had massive growing pains in my legs. Can you imagine

what that poor girl has gone through? She's got a great attitude. She's literally as tall as a house. Okay, well don't be mean about it. She has embraced it and she said that tall women should look at it as a blessing not a curse and that having

long legs is great. She's got a great attitude. To be honest, I know I'm not that tall but it took me a long time to embrace how tall I was. Yeah, right that having long legs is great. She's got a great attitude. To be honest, it took, I know I'm not that tall, but it took me a long time to embrace how tall I was. Yeah, right. A long time. How tall are you? I'm 5'10". And producer Anastasia, how tall are you?

1'75". I don't know what it is. The exact same as me. You're the same size. All right. We're the exact same height. Bree said today she wanted to know, you guys are the same size.

Which one of you has the longer legs? Just a, you know. Yeah. Bit of a wager. So I've been investigating. Bit of a leg showdown, so to speak. Who has the longer legs? Brie or Anastasia?

Now, for the record, Macy's legs. Yeah, how long are they? Her right leg is 132.2 centimetres. Oh my God. And her left leg is 132.8 centimetres. So they're pretty spot on. They're pretty spot on. You'd want to hope so.

Under a centimetre difference. In the leg measuring stakes today, I'll start with Bree, whose right leg is 106.5 centimetres. That's not bad. It's a full 30 centimetres shorter than Macy's. And your left leg is 105.5 centimetres. Yeah, my hips are out of whack.

Yeah, you're a whole centimetre off. And then Anastasia. Now, if your legs are longer, does that mean you've got less torso or less neck? What's the bit that you've forfeited? Or does Bree have a longer head than you? I do have a big head. So do I, though. Yeah, we both have big heads.

Maybe I've got a shorter torso than I think. We'll take the measurement off the longest leg. So Bree's longest leg was 1065. Anastasia, your left leg came in at 108. And your right leg came in at 109. So then, wait.

So do I just have a really abnormally long torso? Possibly. Or neck. Or head. Or Anastasia has a small torso. Or. Yeah. Or neck. Or head. Or Anastasia has a small torso. Or. Yeah. Or as I've gotten older, because I've got about how many years on you,

I'm starting to shrink. But where? Because you guys are still the same height. You're the same height, but your legs are three centimetres shorter. All very good questions. I think I need to measure you again. I'm going to measure you nose to belly button. And that will determine.

You're not coming near me again with a tape measure. Excuse me. Don't make it sound like that. You asked me to measure you. And I was very courteous. I asked you to hold the tape measure. And then you said the same thing and we said absolutely not. Anyway, feel free to measure yourself tonight

and compare yourself to the world's longest lady league lady. She's huge. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. She's tired from a new puppy and she's nervous. I know she's nervous because she started lashing out at people in the studio. No, because you weren't giving me recognition for jokes I was making off air. You're lashing out because you're nervous.

This game just stresses me out these days. There is $400 of mobile fuel on the line. And Bree does not want to let it go. She does not want to end her winning streak. But Holly's here to do just that. Hi, Holly. Hello. Hey, guys. How are you going?

Holly, don't take it away from me, Holly. I'm going to try. No! Tell me you're a movie buff. Tell me you've spent all of both lockdowns binging on movies. Yeah, I pretty much just lived on the couch, so I'm hoping that works for me. Good. This will particularly help you with today's theme because the theme of What's the Plot today is the most popular 2020 Netflix movies.

Oh, right, okay. Movies made for Netflix. Okay. Made by Netflix? Um, I don't know You didn't write them did you? No they were made for Netflix So by Netflix

So they debuted on Netflix So they were made by Netflix Sure okay What? All of these are Netflix blockbusters Your buzzer is your name Don't wait for me to finish The movie plot before you have a guess.

And first to two correct answers wins. Good luck, everybody. Okay, let's go. Movie number one. A black market mercenary who has nothing to lose is hired to rescue the kidnapped son of an imprisoned international crime lord. But in the murky underworld of weapons dealers,

drug traffickers, and an already deadly mission, the impossible approaches. Brie. Brie. Mission Impossible? Mission Impossible. It wasn't made by or for Netflix, so that is incorrect.

I feel like there's going to be a hard category, to be honest. Holly, would you like a free guess? Is it Snitch? Snitch. It's incorrect. I say we move on to the next one. Yeah, you would say that because you got it wrong. So did Holly.

The movie stars Chris did Holly. That was a woman. The movie stars Chris Hemsworth. I can't remember the name of it. Oh, Holly. Holly. Is it Extraction? Extraction's correct. What?

What? No, nothing. She buzzed in. I just, there's a lot of time and anyway. Okay, movie number two. Two small town Icelandic singers chase their pop star dreams. Brie. Brie.

Is it Eurovision? Eurovision is correct Will Ferrell Rachel McAdams Alright, movie number three And movie in this one is a loose term It's a feature length episode on Netflix You could call it a movie You could call it a movie. You could call it a documentary film.

This film explores the rise of social media. Brie. Brie. The social dilemma. The social dilemma is correct. She's done it. I told you I'm stressed. The evils that Brie shot me in the middle of that game,

you would think we were playing for the deed to her house. You know I'm competitive. Sorry, Holly, it's not going to happen this week. You didn't manage to take Bree down. Nice work, Holly. Thanks, guys. No worries. See you, mate.

Bree and Clint, next week we'll play for $450 mobile fuel. Bree and Clint. This is a true story coming out of the US where two former US jail employees and their supervisor face misdemeanor cruelty charges after investigators found that they forced inmates to stand handcuffed for hours and listen to this song. Wow.

Yep, the song would play on loop at loud volume for hours and they're facing serious charges. There are children in this country who have been torturing their parents with this song for nigh on two years now and I reckon those children should also be reprimanded. Drag them in front of a court and make them pay their pocket money.

Grandma Shark, when did she get here? Oh, you've never heard the extended version, mate. No, I don't pain my ears with that. No, there are parents out there who are going, Bree, Bree, Bree. Take it down now. You need to learn the whole shark family. I thought, you know, obviously.

It would work. That's psychological torture. Absolutely it is. But I think it would work with quite a number of songs. So I thought this afternoon, just for fun, let's go around the room and discuss what we think would be the worst and most annoying song. Oh, can I go first?

Yeah. I've told you about this before. Just some reason it really grates me. It really gets me and I apologise to anybody who likes both of these artists. It's not a personal attack on either artist. Oh, come on, play the song. You hate it. The combo.

You hate it. I hate Z and Ariana Grande breaking free. Oh, baby. Get out. This is an absolute blast. The beat just goes Nah and she goes Unnaturally high Nah

I can't She's a boss B in that I love that tune Well just so you know I've given you the keys To my own torture If you ever need to get any information out of me, strap me a chair and play me this.

I'll surrender in the first three and a half minutes. It just reminds me of some cocktails with the girls. Maybe a limo. No. We're all just getting loose. Okay, what's yours? What is for you? What song is torture?

I think, and I feel like parents are really going to unite with me on this one. They're really going to be on my side because this song here, I feel like would be torture for me. So let me just get this clear. Is it this version or the Demi Lovato version? Or is it both? Both. It's just the song in general.

Like, I love both of the singers. Don't get me wrong. Do you like Frozen? No. No, you can't because of the song. Yeah, I can't get past it. And I feel like parents will be like, oh, that song. Yeah, right.

Okay. Are we going all the way around the room? Producer Ben, have you done one as well? Yeah, I've done one. This is just because I think it got played a lot on radio and it's the Pharrell Williams, Happy. No, but this is such a happy, feel-good song. It's a feel-good and happy song,

but it just got played a little bit too much. It's amazing when a song that is so happy becomes a song that makes you unhappy. So sad. So sad. Oh, it just makes me cringe. Okay, producer Anastasia, do you have a song that for you, listening to it, is torture? Yes, I do. This is Yolanda Be Cool in D-Cup with Speak No Americano.

Isn't that annoying? It's in the same category as break free. You're being xenophobic towards my culture. Four words for ages. And then there's just that bop. Which part of your culture is this? Italiano. We speak no Americano.

Yeah, but I don't know if your land to be cool were Italiano. How do you reckon D-Cup's career is going? After this? Yeah, right. Nah, don't agree with that one. I like that song. Shall we open the floodgates? We don't usually do this,

and it's not usually recommended that you do it on a radio station, but you know what? Let's throw the rule book out the window, baby. Well, we're wanting to know from you guys, 0800DIALZM, what song would you play on repeat if you wanted to, you know, really get into someone's head and torture them? Yeah, what song's torture? What is the most annoying song you can think of?

There's a story out of the US today where two former jail employees and their supervisor are facing a misdemeanor cruelty charge after investigators found they forced inmates to stand handcuffed and listen to a particular song for hours and hours. It was Baby Shark. That is pure evil. That is evil. And it would make you go crazy.

You know why it's particularly evil? Yeah. They're handcuffed and they can't even do the shark bits of the dance. Oh, that'd be devastating. That's the most fun bit. You know we did a radio promo once back in the day, early in my career where it was to win Adele

tickets and you had to listen to Adele, I think Hello, that one song for 24 hours. Yeah. And I'm not joking, I felt horrible for this person. We did one where you had to listen to Crazy Frog in a caravan and the last person standing listening to Crazy Frog won this person. We did one where you had to listen to Crazy Frog in a caravan and the last person standing

listening to Crazy Frog won the tickets. We had someone called the Human Rights Commission on us. Yeah, I bet. I didn't feel right about it. I was like, let's never do this competition again. We've asked you guys what song is torture, what is the most annoying song ever? Chantal's called through.

Hey, Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Hey, how's it going? What's it for you, Chantal? What really gets under your skin? Oh, definitely Barbra Streisand all the way. No!

This Barbra Streisand song, or do you mean actual Barbra Streisand? Oh, no. No, that's it. That's it. You got it. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, see, it's so unique because I actually quite enjoy this song. You like that one too, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, see, it's so unique because I actually quite enjoy this song. You like that one too, yeah.

Yeah. Actually, Chantel, that song was in Bree and my DJ set. Yeah. Oh, please, you have to remove it. We have to rethink our DJ set. What about on the text machine? This one was quite shocking to me, and I think you, Clint, as well. Someone said Fergalicious.

Fergalicious definition, make them boys go low. This is the most annoying song ever.. Someone said Fergalicious. This is the most annoying song ever. But it's Fergalicious. Yep, someone said, yep, that's the most annoying song ever for them. Okay, thanks for your text. Matt, g'day. Hi, Max.

Hey, guys, how you going? Good, thank you. What's the most annoying song ever? The Holy Wreck Oasis Wonderwall. Jeez. What do you mean, Matt? The holy wreck Oasis Wonderwall. Yes. What do you mean, Matt? It's so monotone and lovely. Oh, I know.

It's just perfect, isn't it? How much do you hate being in any pub at around 12.30 on a Saturday night then? Yeah, it's up there with my wife playing it on loop for me. Oh, no, Matt. She's trying loop for me. Oh, no, Matt. She's trying to torture you. Okay, thanks, Matt. Someone else on the text machine said, this is the most annoying song ever.

What does the fox say? What does the fox say? This song must have been intentionally annoying. This is more annoying than I remember, actually. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's up there for me. Get it off. Ben's here. G'd more annoying than I remember, actually. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's up there for me. All right, get it off.

Ben's here. G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you. What are you throwing into the mix for the most annoying song ever? I'm sorry, but I think So So Africa is pretty... Ben, you washed your mouth out.

Yeah, you're game, Ben. This is iconic, this song. Sorry, guys. What is it about Toto Africa that gets you hot and steamy? Not like that. I'll tell you what, my old man used to blast the stereo nights on there, and this is one of the songs he used to play. I will say I kind of get where you're coming from with that, Ben, to be honest.

Most people like the throwbacks to their dad's old songs, but you're like, oh, God, dad's music. Turn it down. Someone else on the text machine suggested this is the most annoying song ever. Quite a few people, actually. I have to put my hand up and say I love this song. But I can see. But I can totally see.

And I think because of how big it was and how much it got played. It's the curse of popularity. The bigger it gets, the more annoying it gets. Like Pharrell Happy. I mean, sonically, it's a fantastic track. But I never want to hear it again. Of the popularity. Brittany, hi.

Hi, Brittany. Hi. Don't tell me you're throwing a Britney Spears song into the mix. No. popularity, yeah. Brittany, hi. Hi, Brittany. Hi. Don't tell me you're throwing a Britney Spears song into the mix. No. Okay, good. Thank God. Mine is Cascader, Evacuate the Dance Floor. Oh.

Can't do it. No! We play this song every Friday for Friday Jam. I love this song, Brittany. Why? I know. I just can't. I'm like one of the only 20-somethings that just hate the song. What about their other music?

Do you like that or do you like Get That Off as well? Can't be doing it. Did Cascada have other music? Yeah, they've got another big song. Buzzy, who knew? Okay, thanks, Brittany. We'll chuck it on the list. That's Torture for you.

Someone else said, for the most annoying song ever, do you remember this one? This guy, eh? I've never seen a more cooked person on YouTube than the guy in this video. I loved it. I still know it. That's how annoying it is.

It gets into your brain. It's lyrical genius, that's why. Let's go out on Harley. Hi, Harley. G'day, Harley. How's it, bro? What's the most annoying song of all time? Well, it'd have to be

All I Want for Christmas by Mariah Carey. No. You banned this man from our telephones. Bad hip. Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is the reason for the season, Harley. It just rings around all year. I do kind of get that a little bit, Harley. Do you hate Christmas or do you just hate the song?

No, I just can't stand the song. Wait, is this Harley or the Grinch? No, not the Grinch. What would you rather hear on loop for 24 hours, this or Baby Shark? Baby Shark, actually. Yeah, I feel like after 24 hours of Mariah, you wouldn't be feeling too festive.

The last thing I want for Christmas. Yeah. All right, thanks for the call, Harley. Appreciate it, man. All right, that was great. All good. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time where we find out what the number one song was on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one. All right, who are we kicking it off with this afternoon? We just need to pad for time while we find out who we... Giselle.

Hi, Giselle. Hi, Giselle. Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you? Oh, pretty good, pretty chill. That's good. What's your birthday? We'll do your birthday banger.

12th of November, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 12th of November. And Giselle, this is your birthday banger. Banger. Mary J. Blige, Family Affair. I love that one. That's a great birthday banger. I don't know if that's ever come up before, Giselle.

Oh, well, you know, it's a unique name, unique song. Unique name, unique song, unique person. Yeah, you've got a unique vibe. Okay, cool. Wait there, Giselle. That's a contender for winning the whole thing. Jennifer's here. G'day, Jennifer.

Hi, Jen. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, not too bad, not too bad. I'm turning 30 today. Oh, nice. Are you? I am. Happy birthday, pal. What are you doing for, not too bad. Not too bad. I'm turning 30 today. Oh, nice. Are you?

I am. Happy birthday, pal. What are you doing for your 30th birthday? Oh, just did a couple of nice things with my daughter today and having dinner with the family tonight and drinks with the girls on Saturday. Beautiful. Sounds lovely.

That's triple hitter. That's good stuff. Yeah. Well, let's do your birthday banger to top it off. So that means you were 16 in 2006 on the 8th of October. And Jen, here is your birthday banger. Fergalicious. Fergy Ferg.

Yeah. I'm happy with that. You happy with that? Good. That's a good one Jen 14 years ago This was number one Crazy eh?

Don't remind me Yeah it's hard to think about Don't remind me Me too Jen Trust me I feel ya Oh wow I'm having the same year as you We all

Yeah Alright wait there We'll do one more for Maiwa Where is she? Here she is Hi What's your birthday Maiwa?

Um 24-7-89 Alright You were 16 in 2005 On the 24th of Jaloon Of July sorry Jaloon Jaloon

It's a new month Um Star sign They haven't come up with that yet. It's unique, it's different. This is your birthday banger. James Blunt. What do you think, Myra?

Yeah, I could deal with it. You could deal with it? Okay, good. It's a pretty iconic song. Good attitude. Back your birthday banger. I like it. He copped a lot of heat, James Blunt, but this is a moment.

Great song. What year did you say it was? 2005. 2005. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We need to choose between Mary J. Blige, James Blunt, and Fergalicious. And Fergy Ferg. I love that it's Jen's birthday today. Yes, that choose between Mary J. Blige, James Blunt and Ferg Alessius. And Fergie Ferg.

I love that it's Jen's birthday today. Yes, that's definitely a factor. It is a factor. It is a factor. I just haven't heard that Family Affair Mary J. Blige song in Birthday Banger before. I feel like

it's Fergie. My gut says that Fergie's the right choice today. Yeah, I want to make Jen's birthday special. Okay, happy birthday, Jen. Jen! Where are you, Jen? Congratulations on your 30th birthday. You've won birthday banger.

Awesome. Cheers, guys. No worries. You may as well stop now, Jen. It doesn't go up from here. No, well, it can't get any worse, Curtis. It was some pretty crap. Have an amazing rest of your day, all right, Jen?

Awesome. Thank you. Brian Clayton, this is the winner of Birthday Banger, Fergie and London Bridge. Zed him. What's up, baby? You know what? I'll give up. So here we go. Let's go. How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge, wanna go down like,

London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, be going down like, How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London,

wanna go down like, London, London, London, be going down like, Drinks get pouring and my speed starts slowing, everybody start looking real smooth. That great goose got the girl feeling, We'll be right back. Or I turn around and spray it for me My lips make you wanna have a taste You got that? I got the bass How come every time you come around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like Wanna go down like

Be going down like How come every time you come around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like Wanna go down like London, London, London Wanna go down like London, London, London We going down like Feel like a bullet touching what I'm going right

But we've been gone long time, I just want to ride Feel like a bullet touching what I'm going right Another ATL Challenge Collabo. Fergie and Paula. When I come to the club, step aside Pop the seats, don't be heading me in the line VIP, cause you know I got a shine Fergie Ferg and me love you long time All my girls get down on the floor Back to back, drop it down real loud I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go

How come every time you come around my London, London bridge, wanna go down like around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like Wanna go down like Be going down like How come every time you come around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like Wanna go down like

Be going down like Oh, oh, oh, baby Zinian Brand Cleanse ZM Brian Clint That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Fergie For Jen for her 30th birthday 14 years ago That song was number one London Bridge

That is a terrifying, terrifying thought And I will never say it out loud again I was still in high school I was still in high school. I was still in high school. Where were you? I had just started my first radio job. You were having your first kid, weren't you? Yeah, it was producer Anastasia.

How old are you now, Anastasia? 12. 22. Yep. I, Anastasia? 12. 22. Yep. I mean, I was in kindergarten. I mean, the kicker to that joke would have been if you said 14. You literally would have been like, oh my God. I do remember that song.

I loved it. Listen to her. She goes, I do kind of recall that song. No, we loved it. I remember my parents playing it when I was a child. Yes, I remember it was on the radio. We jumped up on the tables pretending we were Fergie. In the music video.

I don't know if that's appropriate. No, it wasn't. You need to talk to your mother. Free and Clint. Free and Clint. Verbal knockout. The Stonewood Homes Parker vs. Farr is going down at Spark Arena on December 11th. And today and tomorrow, very exciting, we've got a Sapphire double pass up for grabs to the fight.

These are like once in a lifetime tickets. Yeah, they're very, very cool. They're the big deal, the bee's knees. Like, this is the ones that you want to win. To win them, you've got to play verbal knockout with us. Go one for one with someone else in a three-round game of categories. Erin called up first. Hi, Erin.

Hello. Oh, hang on. Erin, are you there? I'm here. Hello. Great. Now you're here. Okay, and Bradley's here too.

G'day, Bradley. Hello, Brad. How's it going? How's it going? I'm here. No physical talent needed to win this fight. It's all verbal. All mental, all verbal.

Guys, this is how it's going to play out. I'm going to give you a category, then we're going to kick it off with Aaron because you got through first, and you'll go back and forth naming things within that category until someone can't think of anything. You've only got five seconds to think of your topic. Does everyone understand? Okay.

Yep, easy as. All right, Aaron, you will start, and the category is colours. Orange. Orange. Orange. Red. Red. Purple.

Purple. Colour. Rare. Light blue. Light blue. Yep. Green. Green.

Yellow. Yellow. Mold. Mold. Brown. Yellow. Mote. Mote. Brown. Brown. Purple. No, we've had purple.

No. Oh, you were very unlucky there, Erin. You're back in your corner. Bradley, that's one round to you, okay? Right, here comes the second category. Bradley, you'll go first this time because you won the first round. Okay, perfect. Guys, I want types of bird.

Go, Brad. Tui. Tui. Boogie Go. Boogie Go. Sparrow. Sparrow. Kiwi.

Kiwi. Nice. Swallow. Swallow Swallow Cockatiel Cockatiel Cocker Cocker

Hen Hen Nice Chicken Oh, you are so lucky there Is a hen and a chicken the same? Yeah, actually no, I'm going to give you that Aaron, you got that round

Aaron, congratulations That's one point to you That that. Yeah, Erin, you got that round. Erin, congratulations. That's one point to you. That means we've made it to the knockout round, the final round. Whoever takes this out gets a Sapphire double pass to the Stonewood Homes Parker vs. Farr. All right, guys, this is where it is. You need to leave everything on the table.

Hang on, hang on. Who did we just lose? Oh, we lost Bradley. Bye, Bradley. Bye, Bradley. Erin, you just won by default, my friends. Erin, you're going. You're sitting in the Sapphire seats.

You guys are awesome. Don't know if he lost battery or lost coverage, but it doesn't matter. If you leave the ring, you lose the fight. He was knocked out. He was knocked out. You can't leave in the middle of a fight. It's a second round knockout. Congrats, Erin.

Enjoy those, Erin. Thank you so much, guys. The full details for the Stonewood Homes Parkiverse far up at ZM Online. It's going down December 11th at Spark Arena. It's going to be a great fight too, and we'll give away another double pass tomorrow afternoon on the show.

That was exciting. Bree and Clint. Read a bit of an interesting stat this morning, Clint, about cars that we're driving. Yeah. This is coming out of Mercedes saying that they are phasing out the manual transmissions. Yeah, right. Okay.

And also in this article, it said that you would know this, obviously, because you own a brand new Audi. Late last year, Audi waved goodbye to the manual transmission. I don't ever. So you, obviously, your car, it's brand new. They said goodbye last year to it. So what is it? Is it an auto?

It's an automatic. Yeah, it's an automatic. It's an automatic. Because it's a new one. It's not. I'm sick of this. I understand why they're phasing them out. No.

No, but I also understand why Queensland bogans like you are upset about this. I love a manual car. You have a manual car. You have a manual Mitsubishi Lancer Evo replica. Yes, don't. And I don't understand why anyone would live in Auckland with a manual car. Anywhere that has

traffic congestion, manuals what a punish. Because I like to speed around, you know. I just like to get off the mark real quick and just beat the traffic. There's a lot of people who drive manual around you know I just like to get off the mark real quick and just beat the traffic there's a lot of people who drive manuals say

I just feel like I like to be involved in my driving another great makes me feel like I'm more active another great thing about having a manual car

in Auckland skids I love having you know my right calf be way bigger than my left calf yeah yeah yeah

I learnt to drive in a manual. It's just what... It's fun. Yeah. Do you miss it? No, not living in Auckland, not at all. You don't miss it?

No, because of that very thing, because you're just riding the clutch the whole time living in a big city. Oh, I love to ride that clutch. Yeah, I know. Yeah. But I do feel like you're missing out on something if you went straight to an automatic

when you got your licence, which you can do. You can skip the manual thing and still have a full licence. I'm interested to know from people on 9696, you can text us, do you know how to drive a manual car? Yeah, right. Because I feel like it's slowly dying out. Producer Ben, I know, can drive a manual

because he managed to drive the Venute when we got it. That's right. And that was a column shift, which is even harder in my opinion. Anastasia claims to be able to drive Emmanuel car. But when I said, okay, I want to chuck you on Bree's car and get you to do a demo. How good are you? I'd say I can drive, but you wouldn't want me driving, if that makes sense. I've paid a lot in burnt out clutches and now I catch the bus.

Okay, good. Yeah. And that bus, is it a manual or automatic? Yeah, is a bus a manual or... They're a manual. No, they're automatic. Are you sure? Yeah.

All I know is that they're good for the environment. Yeah, right. Oh, snooze. Nothing like a 10 litre diesel V8. Yeah, just blowing out all that smoke out of its ass. You're not catching the train, okay? You're not David Attenborough. The question is, will Bree let me drive her car?

Yeah, this is the question. I've only burnt out four clutches, which isn't that bad. I've got an illegal street race in my car after this, so if you want to come to that, I'll show you a thing or two. Oh, sweet. Depending if Bree keeps the slips for her car in the street race in my car after this, so if you want to come to that, I'll show you a thing or two. Depending if Brie keeps the slips for her car in the street race, if she still has ownership of it tomorrow. Anastasia, you can drive my car as long as you don't hit the NOS button.

Brie and Clint. Big update coming to the Uber Eats app, or as Brie calls it, the homepage of her phone. It literally is my most used app. Yeah. I love it. Uber Eats has changed the world. It's changed.

It's revolutionary. Food delivery apps in general have just changed the way that we eat. Can you picture the time where you and I, you know, and a lot of people listening, we all lived in the time where pizza was very exciting because you can get it delivered so easy and everyone would always be like, how good? Let's get pizza delivered. Yeah, because they deliver it. And try and think back to when that was the only thing really

that was like common to be delivered. In some parts of New Zealand now, you can get one chocolate bar delivered from like the convenience store. I'll make a confession. Last Friday, I ordered one tub of ice cream i've done that i ordered two sundaes from mcdonald's once oh yeah no this was just a not even from a fast food place it was just from like the servo yeah that's but that's but that's what you can do if you're willing to pay the delivery fee so they're changing uh making an update to the app

it's rolling out worldwide over the next six weeks. That's exciting. And you'll be able to apart from food, you'll be able to get groceries delivered with Uber Eats. Like anything. Yeah, I guess. It doesn't say have details, but I guess you pair it with your countdown shopping or your new world shopping. So groceries, medicine, they're going to deliver medicine as well.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. For a lot of people, that'll be very helpful. Tampons? Yep. Well, that could come under groceries or medicine, couldn't it? well oh that's awesome yeah for a lot of people that'll be very helpful tampons uh yep well that could come under groceries or medicine couldn't it yeah because there's a lot of times where i've thought i'd love to get some tampons delivered have you yeah right because well you don't plan ahead you know what i never plan ahead buy in bulk i mean i'm not going to tell you how to period it's your period to be honest they're bloody expensive And flowers is the other thing that they're going to start delivering with Uber Eats, which is nice.

Get some flowers delivered to your house. I guess, wait, flowers already get delivered. That's the main thing that flowers do. You send someone flowers. Yeah, but the difference would be that you could track. Right. And maybe it's faster. I don't know. Some other ideas. I've been brainstorming other ideas. Cupcakes.

For things you could get Uber Eats delivered. I could already do that. You can get cupcakes delivered. We always say beers, more beers. Alcohol. Yeah, alcohol. Alcohol in general. A phone charger, just one phone charger, or one of those power banks, so you're out in town and your phone is about to die,

Uber Eats up one phone charger. Yep. A UE Boom, like you're at a town and your phone is about to die. Uber eats up one phone charger. Yep. UE Boom. You're at a party and there's no sound system. Everyone's listening to a phone in a bowl. Yes. So you could Uber eats up one works pretty well sometimes. UE Boom. And then Anastasia had the great idea. Do you want to say what your idea was Anastasia to get

Uber Eats delivered? Yes. It's passports to be picked up from your home when you're at the airport and you're doing the, oh, I left my passport at home. You've done that. Obviously not very good at the moment. You should develop that. You should develop that as its own app.

Yeah, well, I mean, like I said, no one's going to invest at the moment because obviously no one's going to the airport. Yeah, there's a few problems with that. There is no more useless item in your home right now than your passport. But one day, we will. Don't worry, Anastasia, we will travel again. Actually, you know what?

I'm looking up. Things are looking up. Things are looking up. We're going to be using them soon. So, yes. Open the bubble. Investors, text in. Zedding, Spree and Clint.

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