ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 9th 2018

Episode Date: October 9, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Woo! I can't get high enough. Afternoon. Afternoon. How are ya?

Good, how are you? Yeah, going good. That's good. How's your Uber Eats mission going? Yesterday I challenged you to 10 Uber Eats in 24 hours to equal the New Zealand record, which has been set by a man in Christchurch, 73 in a week. I don't know how he's done it.

Yeah. I honestly don't know where he'd be putting all of that food. In the bin, we found out. I had two dinners last night. Yeah. So you and I have kind of, have we cheated? Yeah, we've done a bit of a thing. If you want to see, it's on our Instagram, Bree and Clint, in our story.

Someone's gotten the food. Yeah. It wasn't you. It wasn't me. Someone Someone's gotten the food. Yeah, someone, yeah. It wasn't you, it wasn't me. Someone who probably deserves the food a bit more. Exactly right. Anyway, we have our bisexualer coming to join us very shortly. She's going to be here at 4.30. She's been dating Bailey today on a speedboat. Yeah,

Miss Fitness. So they went on a date today and we need to get the lowdown from her. Yeah, a jet boat in the Auckland Harbour. I heard that Bailey doesn't particularly like boats and actually gets quite seasick. She said she gets severe motion sickness. However, I think these two have more of a connection than some of the contestants in the bisexual.

So I'm real keen to hear what's going on on their date. Yeah, it'll be interesting. Next though, have you ever been given like a, oh, actually just quickly, we need to tell you about the Mumford & Sons competition. Oh, that's right. Can you have a look on the Facebook page and see if this is live? We've got free tickets to Mumford & Sons this week.

Each day at four o'clock, Gary is going to be out there with his guitar playing some Mumford & Sons. And if you can find him, you can score a double pass to the Delta Tour if you're the first person down there. Which Facebook page is it? Is it the ZM one?

Is it the Brian Clint one? The main ZM one. Okay. There should be a Facebook Live there of Gary playing some guitar. Yeah, nope. Okay. We'll check it out and bring you the details of it in a second. Standby.

You could score yourself tickets to Mumford & Sons. Also, if you've ever been given a weird note in public, there's a story that I think is going to peeve off the girls. It's real creepy. Tell you next, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Have you ever been handed a note by a stranger in public, Brie? No.

I've definitely had notes from strangers left on my windscreen. Oh, PASAG notes and stuff like that? Yeah, passive aggressive. This is more creepy than Passag. So this is a story that's going viral out of the UK today. A lady on the train on her way to work has been handed a note by a guy. And you might go, ooh, romantic. Might be his number.

She's put it on Facebook and said that she didn't find it romantic. She said that he spent the whole train ride kind of like looking at her. Oh no. So it was like a creepy situation. Well, it had creepy vibes to it. He handed her the note as he was getting off the train. So he didn't engage with her

at all. She wasn't getting off. When he got to his stop, he had a note ready. Yeah, but that makes sense. If he was giving his number, maybe he'd be like, hey. If you note ready. Yeah, but that makes sense if he was giving his number. Maybe he'd be like, hey. If you were scared. Yeah, just wanted to give you my number. This is her explaining what the note says.

Have a listen. On the front, it says, count to 10, then open. Very mysterious. And then inside, it reads, you should smile, even if the world's getting you down. A face as pretty as yours was not made to frame. Hmm. What?

So it said on the note, count to 10 and then open it. On the front of it, yeah. Count to 10. Okay, well, I'd be terrified instantly. Yeah, because you'd like this as a track. Have you seen that movie with Liam Neeson? Which one? Is it The Commuter?

I think that's what it's called. Oh, no. And it's a similar situation. It ends up being not good. So then inside the note it says, you should smile even if the world's getting you down. A face as pretty as yours wasn't made to frown. Now, I don't know a lot about women,

but I know they don't like being told to smile. Is that a fair thing to say? Yeah, it gives us those lines on our face. So the more you can frown. No, I think that's the other way around, actually. Like a guy saying to you, oh, you should smile more. Is that a nice thing to hear? Oh, I don't know.

That's hard. I get what he was trying to do. Do you? Kind of, in a creepy way. I had a flatmate who used to give girls notes. Really? And that was his way. He thought it was very smooth.

What would the notes say? So this one time he got a scratchy from the lotto store and it won like $3 and he wanted to ask out the girl who worked at the lotto store. Right. So he took it back up to claim his prize money and then he handed it over to the scratch and he goes, by the way, there's a little something on the back of that for you. Turned it over and his phone number was on it.

Smooth or not smooth? little something on the back of that for you. Turned it over and his phone number was on it. Smooth or not smooth? Depends on the delivery. Depends on the guy. Yeah, depends on the guy. I used to, not my flatmate, but one of my mates got business cards made. What, just to give to girls? Yes. Did it work?

No. What did he say his business was? You know when it was? It was around that whole thing because he saw it on the internet. He saw someone else doing it on the internet when that Carly Rae Jepsen song came out. What, Call Me Maybe? Hey, I just met you and this is crazy.

Here's my number, so call me maybe. That was on the business card and then his number was at the bottom. He saw someone else doing it, so he thought he could do it. Did it work for him? No. Funny that. Oh, Andrew Dahl's at the end of this afternoon. Did it work for him? No. Funny that. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon. Did you get given a weird note?

Like did someone hand you a note? Did it work? Does it happen often? Does it happen much? Maybe your partner you're with now gave you a note and you thought it was the smoothest thing ever. Maybe you were working somewhere and someone comes over and gives you a note. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's from a neighbour. I've had a few of those notes.

You parked my wheelie bins in. Again. 0800 dial ZM or 9696. You can text us. When did you get given a weird note this afternoon? Maybe a passive aggressive note. We'll take anything. Bree and Clint on ZM. We're asking, have you ever been given a weird

note from somebody? Speaking of Valentine's. There's a lady in the UK who's going viral at the moment because she's put the note she got on the train on the internet. Guy was like looking at her weirdly the whole trip. And as he got off at his stop, he gave her a note. And on the outside of it, it said, wait 10 seconds to open. First of all, red flag. Why would you be doing that on the train?

He then bolted so he wouldn't be there when she opened the note. And inside it said, you should smile even if the world's getting you down. A face as pretty as yours wasn't made to frown. And I go, come on, mate. You don't know what she's going on. She's got going on in her life. Yeah, maybe someone just died. Yeah, maybe she, well, yeah.

Well, I don't know. I was thinking maybe she had a sore tummy but yeah, you're right. Maybe someone died. Maybe she's allowed to be upset. We're asking you, did you get a weird note from somebody? Some good texts. Yeah, there is. Someone on the text machine said, I work in insurance and got a note today which said,

are you a claim? Because I would love to investigate you. See, that's smooth. And then it says, dot, dot, dot, creepy. Oh, okay. Well, matter of of opinion I guess Someone texted and they said a rich Like a rich customer

Gave them their bank receipt Like the printout that comes out of the ATM machine That had their bank balance on the bottom of it How much was it? They said they were rich They didn't say exactly how much it was Oh I'd love to know how much Yeah but that's just cringy isn't it?

You know when If you're in an ATM and someone accidentally forgets to take the receipt out of it. I'll always look. I always have a look. I always have a look. Yeah, always have a sneaky look. 0800DialZM, Olivia, did you get a weird note? Yeah, there

was a schoolboy that's from an Auckland college that was giving random notes of sort of kindness out to strangers on the train. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it went viral and it was just trying to make the world sort of engage with each other and smile and be kind to one another. Oh, so that's not weird, it's just nice?

Yeah, but it was weird because he's a schoolboy and I'm a parent. Right, so it was a young boy giving out notes to older ladies. Hey, he's ambitious. You can't say he's not. Ben, did you get a weird note? Yeah, man. I was a friend. He had a stamp that he had his name and number on

and when we were out on the piss, he would talk to a chick and stamp her on the arm. Oh. And then the thing was he had a real nice accent so all these chicks would get drawn to him and then he'd stamp them on the arm and then he got so lucky

Are you joking? So wait, he'd just be stamping girls all over the shop? Yep, that's exactly right, yep. I can't, again I can't figure out if this is creepy or genius. No, that is creepy. Well, is it? Because they'd wake up the next day and if they have a good memory of him, it's on, they'll go, oh, I wish

I had that guy's number. And then you look at your arm and you go, oh, I do. I went to there, I went to this place, I went to his house. It would be weird if you went home with someone else though and he'd go, why do you literally have another man's name and phone number tattooed on your arm? You know?

Tiffany, did you get a weird note? Yeah, quite a number of years ago I took my scooter in for a service and when I went to pick it up, the lady said that there was a note on the plastic part of my key ring and I believe it was one of the guy's phone numbers and I was actually married at the time, which I still am, but I thought it was kind of creepy. That's inappropriate. Yeah, so I had to kind of get rid of the key chain phone numbers and I was actually married at the time, which I still am, but I thought it was kind of creepy. That's inappropriate.

Yeah, so I had to kind of get rid of the key chain. You can't. Why though? Maybe he didn't know that Tiffany was married. She's a client. True. I love how my brain goes to, nothing wrong with that.

Bree's like, well, love is love. Finally, Mandy, did you get a weird note? Yes, well, I had a guy give me his business card with his number on it saying, give me a text if you want. And it was actually in a chip box. And I was actually with someone at the time, but I broke up with him

because I wasn't in a good relationship with him. But I'm now engaged to the guy who gave me his number in the chip box. Wait, what do you mean when you say it was in a chip box? Yeah. Was he working at KFC and you were getting a snack box? Yeah, like just like a little chip box, you know, like hot chips. Did he sell you the chips? Yeah.

Right. I had been going in for like, I think it was like every week, like every Thursday each week. Oh, so you the chips. Yeah. Right. I had been going in for like a, I think it was like every week, like every Thursday each week. Oh, so you're regular. This is the scooter thing. This is an example of where it worked. You were a client. Yeah.

But it can work. So you're saying, Mandy, I should just start dishing out my number. Oh, totally. If anyone wants Bree's number, it's 021-27- No, no, no, no. Bree and Clint on ZM. She's here.

And Leigh. She's back. I'm back. The honey beaver. Are we sticking with honey beaver? No, we're not sticking with that. No, it's a bad one. Fine. She's the bisexualer.

She's currently dating her way through all the boys and girls of Auckland. Well, the ones that signed up for it. Yeah, the ones that we've organised for you. You're currently going through the four people that you put through last week. You went on a date with Willie the American yesterday. I did. And today you've been on a date with Bailey, Miss Fitness. Yes.

What did you guys do? We went on the jet boats. Oh. Or jet boats, sorry. Good. How fun. It was a lot of fun. It was very different.

I've never done it before again, so. Did you get wet? Yeah, of fun. It was very different. I've never done it before again, so. Did you get wet? Yeah, pretty wet. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. We're all adults.

We're all, okay. Now, we found out yesterday that Willie tried to kiss you. Yes. Did Bailey, after hearing that on the show yesterday, did Bailey try to kiss you? No. He was the only one. He's the only one so far.

Fair enough, I guess, because you said that after Willie got shot down by you, Ice Queen, that you'd shoot down any of the contestants. She's freezing them out for now. Really does put the stops on things happening though, right? Because now no one's going to try. I think people might still try. They could. We don't know yet, so... Do you want people to try?

Um, not really. We've been doing a bit of research, a bit of snooping, and we've seen that you and Bailey follow each other on Instagram now. We do. We've done some stalking. Do you follow any of the other contestants on Instagram? They all follow me.

They all follow you. Do you follow them? I follow them. So the top four. I'm not one of those people. Okay. Okay. That's interesting what you just said.

Yeah. So the top four, you guys are all following each other. Hang on. Who followed who first? You or Bailey? They all followed me first. Oh, good. Play hard to get, girl.

Yeah, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Work it. Have you guys been messaging? Yeah. Have you DM'd with anyone? There was one message over the weekend. With Bailey?

Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Have you met up with any of the contestants outside of the competition? No, I haven't. I feel like that'd just be weird. Would you, Bree, if you were in this? Probably.

Yes. I'd be like, let's get off these goddamn cameras and have some real time. If I was feeling something, I probably would. If I wasn't, then I wouldn't. I don't want my time spent with them to be unfair, you know? That's cool. You were doing the right thing. We appreciate you playing by the rules. I don't play by the rules.

Not actually particularly sure of what the rules are. That's a very good point, actually. It's grey area, Clint. We haven't told you, have we? No. All you know is that in about a week and a half, you'll be down to one person and you and that person will be going on a romantic holiday overseas.

Where do you think we're going to send you? I have no idea. People have been saying, oh, they're going to send you to Stewart Island. Technically overseas. I was like, oh gosh. Tasmania, here you come. We can send you to Waiheke.

It's technically over some sea. Kind of. Okay, this is your jet boating date with Bailey. Yes. This is what happened. Check it out. This happened today. Hey.

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. So today I thought we'd go jet boating. I love boats. I don't get motion sickness at all.

It's going to be great. Oh, do you actually like it? Yeah. Oh no. Oh well. It'll be fun. It'll be a great all. It's gonna be great. Oh, do you actually like it? Yeah. Oh no, oh well, it'll be fun. It'll be a great time, it's all good. I'm really excited for this one. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I've never been jet boating before as well,

so I'm really keen to get stuck into it. Oh girl, just to wanna fly. We're great. We're great. It's a little bit wet. It's quite salty. So thank you so much for coming out on a boat. I know it might have been a little bit of a hard thing for you to have to do, but I really appreciate it, so thank you so much.

Thank you, and it wasn't anywhere near as bad as my mind was making it out to be. Was that the most formal end to a date ever? Thank you for your time. Thank you so much for your time. We really appreciate you coming in. If you could fill out the feedback survey, that would be fantastic. She's in with us at 5.30. Bailey, one of your girlfriends in the bisexual.

Got a message for her? Anything you want us to say to her? Anything you want us to ask her? I don't know. I to ask her? Ooh. I don't know. I guess like ask her how she really felt it went. Okay. Because I feel like it was all very short.

How do you really feel it went? I feel like it was a good date, but it was a hard one to really to get to know, like to get to know someone. Okay. Yeah, because the engine was really loud, right? And you'd have to be shouting at each other. Does that mean she's more at risk of going home this Friday? I honestly have no idea. I had people ask me last night what risk of going home this Friday? I honestly have no idea.

I had people ask me last night what I thought, and I was like, I have no idea. She hasn't made up her mind yet. She has to go on the other dates yet. Yeah, tomorrow you'll date Tom, designer Tom. So you go, get your rest, get your beauty sleep, and we'll see you again tomorrow, okay? Okay, I'll see you then.

It's our bisexual. It's our bisexual. We're sticking with it. Jinx. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Get it in ya. Get it in ya. This is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th, and then we play one of those on the radio for everyone to enjoy. Diane, get it in ya. It's weird when you say it to Diane. Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that.

Diane, that was Brie that said that. Get it in ya, Dicey. What's your birthday, Diane? Feb the 16th, 1992. All right, Diane, you were 16 in 2008 on the 16th of Feb, and this was Top of the Charts. Oh, vintage Chris Brown. Now, Diane, what are your feelings towards CB?

Chris Brown's all good. Chris Brown's all good. I was jamming to them in high school, so. Yeah, well, you would have been 16, so. Yeah. Okay, good luck. Todd, you've that in high school, so. Yeah, well, you would have been 16, so. Yeah. Okay, good luck. Oh, poor, you've really put it on Diane there. What?

I mean, she was flustered. Well, because no one knows how to respond to how do you feel about Chris Brown. No, because you shouted, get it in ya! Jacob, get it in ya! How are ya? Get it in ya. Yeah, Jacob, what's your birthday? 26 of the 9th, 79. Okay, Jacob, you were 16 in 1995 on the 26th of September,

and this is your birthday banger. Check on me, Mr. Bombastic. Oh, cheer. What's my name? My boxers is a Mr. Rule. Rule. Rule. Mantic.

You get Mr. Lover Lover himself, Shaggy Bombastic. Fantastic. Describes me in a nutshell. Describes me in a nutshell. Describes me in a nutshell. Jacob. Jacob. Okay, that's a real strong contender, man, so good luck. Let's round it out this afternoon with Jennifer.

Hi, Jen. Hi. What's your birthday? What's your birthday, Jen? Jen. 23rd of September, 1988. Okay, Jennifer. She was just taking a break.

Jennifer, you were 16 in 2004 on the 23rd of September, 1988. Okay, Jennifer. She was just taking a break. Jennifer, you were 16 in 2004 on the 23rd of September, and on that day, this was number one. Oh, God. Do you know what this is, Jennifer? No. This is second place in the first ever series of New Zealand Idol. Michael Murphy, the man who lost to Ben Lummis. His debut single, So Damn Beautiful.

All right. I think that's all you need to say. I'm so sorry, Jen. You can't choose your birthday banger. The birthday banger chooses you. That song has not aged well. To be fair, I didn't think it was good in the first place. What are we going to play today?

Are we writing the Michael Murphy track off? If I'm feeling the vibes of the studio, there's one song in particular, when it kicked off, everyone was bopping. Yeah. Do you want me to assume what that is or do you want to? Let's see if you can read the room. Okay.

I'm just going to do it. Right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your birthday banger for today. Nailed it. It's Shaggy. Get it in ya. Jacob, your birthday bang is on. Get it in ya. Get it in ya.

Get it in ya. Get it in ya. Get it in ya. ZM. Bree and Clint, that's Mr. Bombastic. Shaggy is the winner of Birthday Bangers today. You know what this means? What's that? This is an opportunity for you to do the Shaggy voice. I've kind of been doing it.

Shaggy! Oh, come on. You set me up for these things and I've never... I feel like you want me to fail. What was that? Sidebar. How good Shaggy? How good? See, he did an interview earlier this year, after 20 years.

Yeah. And he admitted it was him. Yeah. After all this time we found out. So he lied to us all this time. Yeah. Well, it wasn't hardly a lie. They caught him on the counter.

Yeah, they saw them kissing on the sofa. Yeah, they were even banging on the... Bathroom floor. Yeah. Happy. Who's gonna have your back when it's all gone, yeah? All right, this is the karaoke hour on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Everyone in the capital is standing by right now to find out who you're about to call an idiot. The biggest idiot in the country right now, he's in Wellington, and I can't believe someone has actually done this. And I'm sure everyone in Wellington knows what's going on right now. But a guy has broken the Len Lai sculpture that's down on the water

that costs more than a million dollars. They've filmed it. Yeah. We've got the audio. Yeah. Here's what happened. Listen carefully because you can hear the moment everything goes wrong. Oh!

Oh my God. Oh! Complete with American tourist commentary. Oh my God. If you haven't seen the sculpture, it's called the Wind Whirler, and this guy has jumped up onto this thing. He's climbing on it, and it's bending and bending and bending, and eventually, what did he think was going to happen?

I can't tell whether he wanted to get to the end and let go and it fling up or he wanted to get to the end and it like shoot, catapult him somewhere or something. Okay. I don't know if he knew it was going to snap. If that was his plan, then he's even more of an idiot. But none of the outcomes are fantastic. No. Like someone's filmed it.

It's online. They're now investigating it. He's actually injured. Oh, as it snaps It comes down really hard on his head And it shoots him into the water He got pulled out of the water with blood gushing over his face Have a listen one more time

You'll hear two sounds really quickly One is the pole snapping The other is the impact on his head Listen carefully Hear that? Doosh, doosh God Oh my god He's in hospital Yeah

Like how much of an idiot would you feel like? Oh he's an When you're officially the nation's biggest idiot Then you'd feel pretty stupid Everyone is talking about it Like is he going to have to pay for anything? That's a tough one because when someone does that, the court always goes, how much money do they really have?

There's no point making him pay for it because he's never going to be able to pay for it. It's worth a million dollars. Although, if you were the son of a millionaire and you were underage, would they make your dad pay for it? Maybe. Would they? I don't know.

It's interesting. It's a real case of this is why we can't have nice things. Damn it, Wellington. God damn it. Do we know the guy's name? No, they haven't released his name. Someone will know. The video's out there.

I bet someone in Wellington right now goes, that's Craig. If I know Craig, that's him. That'll be Craig. That'll be Craig. Have you ever broken something? Yeah, not intentionally. Not intentionally. It's never intentionally.

When I was a kid, I thought I was doing the right thing. When I was a kid, I was like 15. It started raining and my dad's motorbike was outside. And I thought, oh, I'll be nice and I'll move it into the carport for him. So I lifted it up, moved it off the kickstand. Man, motorbikes are heavy. They are so heavy. I dropped it on the concrete.

I dropped his bike on the concrete, smashed the indicators off, scratched his tank, scratched the forks. What kind of motorbike was it? Like a Suzuki, like a vintage Suzuki GSX 1100. Yeah. And how did you tell him?

Waited till he got up and cried. I didn't mean to. It was an accident. I was trying to help and I just. And you could see that he was pissed off, but he felt bad for me. So he was like, it's fine. Fine.

It's fine, don't worry about it. I'm never having kids again. Just please go away. We want to ask you this afternoon, 0800 dial ZM. When did you break something? Yeah. Was it an accident? How much it cost?

Did you have to pay for it? Yeah. Did you have to pay for it? You can text us on 9696 or you can call us right now. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. We're just discussing the idiot in Wellington who decided it'd be a great idea to climb up the Len Lee sculpture,

the Len Lye sculpture, sorry, and break it. I want to know if he has an Instagram stunt account, or what was the end goal? What was the payoff? And also, he's got clobbered in the head by it. Do you reckon he hopes that he doesn't remember it? Maybe. This is it.

This is the sound of him snapping a million-dollar sculpture. A million-dollar sculpture. Yesterday on the Wellington waterfront. He came out of the ocean with a head injury, bleeding, but... He's okay, right? Well, he's in hospital. He went to hospital for it. They said he had moderate injuries.

Yeah, his dignity would have taken a blow. We're asking you what you've broken. Someone texted and said, I broke my dad's yard glass from his 21st when i was throwing a ball around in the house obviously i couldn't replace it dad didn't talk to me for a while i was a teenager come on dad like shouldn't throw balls in the house shouldn't throw balls in the house but also you got to let go of the 21st yard glass at some stage yeah i'm sure there's a lot of other good memories you've got. Or do you reckon him and the bros still catch up once a year?

With the yardie? And slam a yardie. How could see yardie? See, they used to do yard glasses. Now us idiots just do it out of a shoe. Have you ever broken anything? Serious? I mean, oh, not really.

I broke a shower screen once, like a real expensive one. Really? I'm not going to tell expensive one. Really? Mm. I'm not going to tell you how. What? Oh. Oh. Were you alone?

Okay, don't. Stacey, was that your dad, the glass story? Yes, it was. God. How long did he not talk to you for? I think it was about a week. Far out. What? Did you end up buying him something was about a week. Far out. What?

Did you end up buying him something to, like, you know, make up for it? My mum went to op shops and bought another one, but it was never the same and it never got put up. It doesn't have the same sentimental value. But was he still using it? Was he like a dad in his 40s who was still having a hoon on a yardie? It was just up on the wall. I think he was really proud of it.

Yeah, yeah. Aw. Well, he has a daughter he can be proud of instead. Oh, he wasn't very proud. Becky, what did you break? I broke a bunch of glasses from a shelf in a farmer's store. How'd you do that? I had like a shoulder bag on and I just kind of knocked them as I was walking through the aisle.

Did they make you pay for it? I waited for 10 seconds. I did the good thing. I waited. No one came. And so then after that, I just kind of legged it out the store and got away with it. Now, that's the rule.

No, no, that's the rule. If they don't catch you in 10 seconds, you're good to go. I've just realised Becky's the bull in the china shop. Quite literally. Imagine if that's the role, eh? You hit someone's car. One, two, three, nine. And I'm out.

And we're good to go. Trent. Yo, g'day. G'day. What'd you break? I was on my dad's mate's fishing boat when I was a little kid and they've got this wee cup holder.

They specifically said, do not touch that cup holder. You'll break it. So what do you do? You touch it and you break it. Soon as someone says, don not touch that cup holder, you'll break it. So what do you do? You touch it and you break it. As soon as someone says Don't touch it. I just want to touch it so bad. That's all I want to do.

Like seriously, if you just said any of those buttons right now. No, don't touch them. Don't touch them. What about this one? No, don't touch them. Don't touch them. Trent, did they kick you off the boat? Did they make you walk the plank? Nah, but I did cry the whole way back. Aww. Nothing like the lads. Out for you walk the plank? No, but I did cry the whole way back. Aw. Nothing like the lads out for a good fish and a cry, you know?

Really sets the day off well. Everyone brings everyone together. Vinnie, you're the last one. What did you break? I was about five. I remember it quite clearly. My dad just bought a brand new red XR6, and he was so proud of it. And we basically just got it home, and I remember it being pretty clean,

but he wanted to give it a clean anyway. So I was helping him out, and the phone rang, and he ran inside to go get it. And I remember washing the back with the hose, and the exhaust pipe was there, and I thought, oh, we'll clean the engine with that. And I put the hose on full ball and chucked it up the exhaust, left that running. And then I thought, oh, I know how Mum cleans the dishes. She's got metal scouring pads, so I grabbed one of those

and proceeded to clean about all the paint off the back of the brand-new XR6. I didn't pay for it because, obviously, my age, but I do remember my dad crying that night when my mum got home and I didn't know what was going on. Vinny, are you calling us from an orphanage? No, not quite. Not quite. I've outgrown those years now.

Now that you're a man, do you owe him a new car? Oh, I owe him a lot of things, but I haven't got him a car yet. And it was brand new. It was brand new. Nah, that'll teach him to have children. Exactly. That's what I said too. Hey, Clint, just back on this button thing.

Yeah. What if I did press that button? Yeah, cool. Thanks. Are you joking now? Bree and Clint on ZM. Yesterday, Clint, Anne-Lise went on her first date with Willie the American. Well, first date of the dates this week. Anne-Lise is our

bisexualer. She's got four boyfriends and girlfriends left. She'll never be in this situation ever again. She'll never have this many people. Unless she's good on Tinder. Well, actually, this is true. Hey, you never know. It's 2018. Might be a new lifestyle for her. Today, she went on a date

with one of the girls, Bailey. They went jet boating and Bailey's in studio right now. Good afternoon, Bailey. Hey. How was jet boating? Beforehand, super stressful. Yeah. But afterwards, it was sweet.

Because you're quite a motion-sicky person. I'm just a nauseous person 24-7. What, do you chunder a lot do you? No I just feel ill a lot it's really unfortunate. Right yeah so going on a jet boat probably not the best idea for the second date. No but hey. But hey we didn't know that. Sometimes you got to get outside your comfort zone. Yeah I was so shaky leading up to it. Before this you'd only had 10 minutes as a speed date with Anne-Lise. So now would you say you got like about an hour

all up together? Well like yeah but we didn't really do much talking because the engine was so loud. So I still feel like it's maybe like 15 minutes if that. We didn't think that through did we? Yeah but good couples will find a way to make it work. Like you

just gotta do sign language and go, should we hook up? Or something like that. Did you hear that Willie tried to kiss her on his date yesterday? I did hear that. Yeah. And he got shot down. Bold.

Yeah, bold. Very bold. Were you thinking about that? No. Well, did you hear it yesterday? And then did you did you hear ann lee say that she wouldn't have kissed any one of you guys i didn't hear that or do you not want to kiss her well this is the thing i still don't feel like there's like the connection that i was hoping for yeah out of it i feel like it's still more friendly. Oh, okay.

Is that because you don't feel like you've had enough time together? Partly, yes, but mostly I just think it's, yeah, more friendly. I can't see it being romantic at this point. Well, this is the most honest review we've had. And nothing's keeping you here. There's an elimination on Friday, but there's no reason that you can't eliminate yourself on Friday. But are you willing to stay in the competition to see if in that last round something does develop

or are you ready to vacate your spot? I don't know. I've been thinking. Yeah. Just thinking, pondering. You guys are in touch on Instagram, we found out. You guys follow each other? Yeah.

And there's DM action? She said, yeah. What did she say? She said that you messaged her after the speedboat date. Ah, well, the slight chat that we did get, she said she was going to a party and that it was American themed and she wanted some costume ideas. Yeah.

So I gave one which was a bit naff and then because I do follow her, I saw what her and her friends went as, which was Miss America. So I just messaged via the story to say, like, there's so much better than my idea. Okay. Can I just say that chat there, like if she's going to a dress-up party, she would have had her outfit organised. Yeah.

But then she's asking you for costume ideas. Is that just date chat? Do you see what I'm saying? What? Is it just what? Like general chit-chat? I don't know. Where are we at with that?

I don't know. I don't know. This is really throwing a spanner in the works. Do you want to hear? Do you have the audio of the date? Yeah, I do have the audio. You want to hear the whole date? Yeah, why not? Do you want to hear, do you have the audio of the date? Yeah, I do have the audio. You want to hear the whole date? Yeah, why not?

Do you want to hear the whole date? Yeah, why not? Okay, this is Bailey and Annalise on their speedboat date today. Hey. Hi.

How are you? Good, how are you? Good. So today I thought we'd go jet boating. I love boats. I don't get motion sickness at all.

It's going to be great. Oh, do you actually like it? Yeah. Oh no, oh well, it'll be fun, it'll be a great time. It's all good. I'm really excited for this one. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I've never been jet boating before as well,

so I'm really keen to get stuck into it. We're great We're great It's a little bit wet It's quite salty So thank you so much for coming out on a boat I know it might have been a little bit of a hard thing for you to have to do But I really appreciate it So thank you so much

Thank you And it wasn't anywhere near as bad as my mind was making it out to be There it is The most formal end of a date ever and it wasn't anywhere near as bad as my mind was making out to be. There it is, the most formal end of a date ever. Yeah, how cringe is that ending? Well, it's your date. I mean, it's your love life. It's you.

Be a bit more honest. Yeah, no, no, and we really appreciate your honesty. Have you told Anne-Lise the way you're feeling? No. Well, she spent 45 minutes with her. Yeah, true. Well, whatever you do, make sure you tell the whole country before you tell her. No. Well, she spent 45 minutes with her. Yeah, true. Well, whatever you do, make sure you tell the whole country before you tell her.

No, no, no. No, no, you're doing a great job and we appreciate your honesty, Bailey. We're just not used to it. No, and there's a video coming out of your date tonight that's going to go on our Facebook page. I'm going to watch that

with a whole different mindset now. Dissect it, try and figure out any body language or anything. Because up until now, I thought it was all tickety-boo. I thought you were a front-runner to win the whole competition, to be honest. Aw, that's a bit cute.

It wasn't meant to be. Are you guys going to date? Oh, you're married. I forgot. And I'm pretty sure she's not interested either. So, yeah. You've been let down again. You've got some thinking to do, yeah?

Yeah, I do. Okay, Bailey, we'll see you on Friday at the Bisexual Illumination. This just got really interesting for Friday. I don't know

what's going to happen. No, just keep your mind open. Can you do that for us? Yeah.

And your heart. That's a good idea too. Brie and Clint on ZM. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her

followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. One of our favourite games. We try and guess the social media following of certain celebrities that we can't access our phones.

We've got 10 seconds to try and guess it. Traditionally, this is my game. This is where I dominate you, Brie. Controversial comment, but yeah. Very controversial. Hashtag me too. Hashtag 2018. Okay. where I dominate you, Brie. Controversial comment, but yeah. Very controversial. Hashtag me too. Hashtag 2018. Okay.

I didn't mean it like that. I meant like you're the Wallabies and I'm the All Blacks. Because usually it's the other way around in every aspect of our relationship.

Hashtag me too. The current rankings for the year, we've played 14 times and the results are 10 games to four in favour of the All Blacks. Excuse me, as the game leader here, I'm just going to correct you. It's actually nine four. Oh, whose side are you on?

Mate, can you stop giving yourself extra points? You clearly don't need it. I'm coming off the back of a win. You're trying to get into my head. Ellie runs the game. She has all the celebrities when you're ready, Ellie, you can give us our first one and we'll have a go at guessing how many people will follow them. You can play in the car.

Or don't, whatever. Go, Ellie, your turn. Or play in the car. Or don't. I'm trying to make it interactive radio. Oh, right. Okay. Play in the car.

It's heaps of fun. All right, I'll hit you with the first celebrity, okay? All right. Kim Kardashian West. Cool, got it. Of course you do. No, too much. There we go, I'm happy with that.

All right, for Kim Kardashian West, Clint, you have said $27 million. No, that's $127 million. Oh, $127 million. My mistake, $127 million. Bree, you've said $11 million? No, that's $127 million. Oh, $127 million. My mistake. $127 million. Brie, you've said $113 million. I'm just doing some maths in my head because Kim Kardashian West has $118 million, therefore Brie is closest and gets the point.

I think. Well, you got $113 million and she's got what? $118 million. Yeah, you get the point. Did you see the picture she did on the weekend in the Chanel bikini? No. Might have to look that up later.

It is. Is it the same as the champagne glass? Are we talking on that level? No. Or are we talking white, like swimsuit level? No, black. Very, very small. Go and see it for yourself.

Right. Gather the family around. Have a look at it over at dinner. Okay, next one. All right. All right. League player, Sean Johnson. Oh, Sean Johnson. I got this one. I know this.

Saw him at the airport once, so we're pretty much friends. He might be captaining the Kiwis, actually. There we go. Got him. Alright, for Sean Johnson, Clint, you have said 550,000? 550,000. There you go. Brie, you have said 550,000. 550,000. There you go. Brie, you've said 100,000.

You think I went too big? I think you went too big. All right. Sean Johnson has 301,000. Now my maths again is failing me. That means Brie was 201,000 short. Yep. And I was 149 over. That's a point to me.

Nice. Nice point. I love how you just trust my math. I'm just adding up my own victory here. No, I think you're right, though. No, I trust the text machine later. Yeah. Because someone will be writing it on text.

Yeah, we've got other refs. You guys are crap at math. Okay, it's first to three. Can we get another celebrity, please, Ellie? All right. Cara Delevingne. Can we get another celebrity, please, Ellie? All right. Cara Delevingne. Can you say her name? Cara Delevingne.

Cara Delevingne. I got told I looked like her once if she was homeless and on meth. But they started it with, you look like Cara Delevingne. I was like, oh, thanks. You look like Cara Delevingne. And then the other part came after. Okay. Well, did you look up her Instagram followers after that?

No. She hasn't been much in the media lately. Yeah, but she's Cara bloody Delevingne. All right. Cara Delevingne. Clint, you have said 90 million. Yeah. Brie, you have said 14 million.

Surely she's in the Bella Hadid category. Nah. Surely she's in the... Really? No. I don't think so. Are you trying to do the maths again? Cara Delevingne has 41.3 million.

41.3. So I just wait for the text machine to tell me who's one of them. So I've gone 49 million too many as a point to Brie. Oh, I'm so sorry. Victoria's Secret Models. Two points Brie, one point Clint.

I could win it here. You could win it here. It could be two weeks in a row for me. You could. All right, next celebrity, Post Malone. Post Malone. Post Malone. He just cut his hair off.

He did. Yeah, shouldn't have. I saw that post on your Instagram, Clint. This is a hard one. Because he's blowing up, but he's not like, you're not going there to check out his bikini pics or anything. You know what I mean? Does he really have the goods you're after on Instagram?

Oh my God, please. All right, for Post Malone. Clint, you have said $14 million. Brie, you have said $19 million. Post Malone has $13.1 million. That's a point to Clint. And we're going to a tiebreaker. We're in a tiebreaker, baby.

We are in a tiebreaker. Whoever takes this point will take the Insta fame game For this week I want to win so bad So do I Alright Ellie when you're ready Slave number five Please give us our final celebrity

Oh it's going to be some weird one No Do you think Ed Sheeran's weird? Is it Ed Sheeran? It's Ed Sheeran I know it's a big one But I kind of just have to make it fair you know So I chuck it out there big one but I kind of just have to make it fair, you know. I just want to chuck it out there.

Teddy's photos. It does make it hard to find on the gram. Okay, ten seconds. Ah! Oh, I don't know. He's a naughty, he's mad. I'm just going for it. I don't care. Trust the gut.

Alright. For Ed Sheeran, Clint, you have said 30 million. Brie, you have said $30 million. Bree, you have said $60 million. She's got it. I know she's got it. No. Come on.

Ed Sheeran has $26.3 million. Clint, you have taken the game. Yes! I needed that so bad. You'd have no idea what. You didn't need it. You've won nine times. Honestly, I just...

Oh, so now you play yourself a celebration band. Whenever I want a celebration band, you don't play anything. Feels good, New Zealand. The score is now 10-4. 10 points to four. That's the Insta Fame game. Unfortunately, we're not playing this game next week. Yesterday, we talked about New Zealand's record-holding Uber Eater.

He's from Christchurch. He had 73 Uber Eats in seven days. We tried to find the guy, but we haven't been able to get in touch with him. No, he's keeping a very, very, very low profile. He's probably in a food coma, to be honest. Do you reckon he did it for, you know, the record? No, because he would have posted it, like posted the stuff, like the receipts and stuff.

We only know this because Uber have released the data and they won't give out their users' information, but they said, just so you know, there's a guy in Christchurch who's doing 73 a week. How many do you do? As the reigning female Uber Eats champion. I do have a gold member card for Uber Eats. You are an Uber Eats VIP. There's this outside Bree's apartment.

There's a special park coned off just for the Uber Eats delivery vehicle. I like to make them feel welcome when they come. We sent you this challenge yesterday. I'm going to tell you what he's done in a week. I want you to match him day for day. So just 24 hours, you need to order what he would have ordered, okay? Okay, I'll accept.

You accept the challenge? Yeah, how hard can it be? It starts tonight. Round about 10, we were saying. 10 and 24 hours. Didn't quite go the way we thought it would, right? No, it's gone very differently. So yesterday I ordered my first one,

which we got delivered on air at like 6.30. Hot chips, yum. It was in the middle of a talk break and the producers had to go get it. And then I had dinner on Uber Eats and then I had breakfast this morning. And to be honest, I was like, oh, I had seven meals to go. I was like, how am I going to get through all this?

This is ridiculous. So we hatched a plan to order the rest and give it to someone who really needed it. Yeah. So you and I, for a good couple of hours today, I ordered six meals on Uber Eats and then you and I went and drove around and gave it out to people who needed it. Yeah, rough sleepers, people who were clearly doing it tough.

Yeah. It did feel a bit like Santa, driving around with a station wagon full of Uber Eats. How good did it feel when someone, because that's the worst possible thing. So I stayed in the car because we were in a lot of loading zones and you ran over with a bag of Uber Eats. What was the reaction from people like when you were giving them food?

How did they take it? You know, it was actually really humbling because I've never, they were so grateful for a meal. It was, that's all it was. It was a meal. That's worth, you know, it doesn't even matter. And they were so grateful to just get some food. It'd be nice to get something hot, I reckon.

Yeah. If you're living outside, to get a hot meal would be, you know, you take it for granted otherwise, but that would be something. We'll take that for granted a lot. We did have one person, though, who was not keen. They said no. I saw you run over with this bag of Uber Eats for him. He was on Queen Street in Auckland.

And what actually happened? He said, no, thank you. I don on Queen Street in Auckland. And what actually happened? He said, no thank you. I don't take food. Okay. I'd like some money. Oh, alright. Yeah. Which I didn't have any money so I couldn't give that to him. If you actually want to see all of this, it's on our Instagram

story. Yeah, it's in our story. And I mean it's a cool reminder as well to, you know, we all get wrapped up in our own lives and stuff, but to pay it forward. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. Yeah. I did do the math as you were talking, though.

You said you had three overnight and then you did six orders. That's only nine Uber Eats. Yeah, well, I left one for us to all get dinner together. Are we going to get one now? Should we? Pay it forward to me. Bree and Clint on ZM. Clint, I know the people remember the time I stopped the nation

with this amazing impersonation. You probably think that you're cooler than me And I could write you a song to make you Pretty good. You think you're cooler than me Now, I mean, it speaks for itself. But for those who don't, for those who don't, haven't associated who that was, that was an impersonation of-

I don't think we even need to say. No, I think you do. No, I don't think so. I think people go, oh, if I know music- That was meant to be Mike Posner. Brie goes to me, just before we were on air, I've got a great Mike Posner. Turn the microphones off.

And that's what we got. It was great. I feel like I need to give the people what they want. I need to share my gift. Not more Mike Posner. Anything but that. I was going to do more Mike Posner, but I think the people deserve something different.

They need to spice it up. Right. And that's why I'm going to do another impersonation this afternoon of this young fellow. George Ezra. Oh, far out. If you don't know who that is, it's this guy. Have I got something to play?

Ben's got it. Producer Ben? Yeah, just on got it. Oh, producer Ben? Yeah, just on yellow in your bottom bar there, shotgun. Hit it. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like someone Yeah, we all know George Ezra. What we don't know is if you're any good at doing an impersonation of him.

Have we got the start of that song? I can get Ben to load it up for us, yeah. Because I feel like I can do certain bits of the song better than others. Right. You know? Why are you doubting me? Here it is. All right, everyone in the car.

Full grown alligator, see a laptop. Gotta hit the road. Gotta in the car. Homegrown alligator, see you later. Gotta hit the road. Gotta hit the road. The sun changed the atmosphere. Architecture, I'm familiar. I could get used to this. I could get used to this. If I know impersonations like I do.

Nailed it. That was so good. You're not convinced. Do you need a chorus? Do you want a chorus? I feel like I need a chorus. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Come on.

To your ear. Pretty close. Yeah, pretty close. If I say pretty close, will you stop doing it? Nope. Gotta hit the road. Gotta hit the road. She's available for bookings.

I'm not expecting many But I'll manage them You can email me Mate I think they'll come flooding in I've got more in the bank Next week I'll show you something else Yeah bring us your Michael Jackson I'm so versatile

Yeah you're great You're a talent You're a real star It's a weird world that we live in In 2018 Where you go on TV To find a husband And dogs are celebrities on Instagram.

You've got celebrity cats. I do have celebrity cats. Quick, plug the Instagram. Oh, do you mean Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats on Instagram? I love that account. I wouldn't push their handle because it's cringy. I just like to keep at Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats to myself. Exactly.

Just whoever wants to follow Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats. Yeah, at Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats, to myself. Exactly. And just whoever wants to follow Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats. Yeah, at Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats on Instagram. Do you want to know who the richest dog on Instagram is? Yes, of course I want to know that. Of course you want to know. Of course. Because it's 2018 and dogs can make more money than people. And we're idiots.

The richest dog on Instagram. Do you remember the Katy Perry Dark Horse music video? Yeah, love that. With Juicy J. Yes, love that song. The dog in there. When she's sitting there like Cleopatra and people bring her stuff and she turns them to sand,

there's a Pomeranian that bounces up to her. That dog's name is Jifpom. Jifpom. Jifpom. J-I-F-F-P-O-M. Jifpom has 8.9 million Instagram followers. Are you kidding? 8.9 million

Instagram followers. It's a hell of a cute dog. Oh, it's very cute. Like it is the most perfectly formed Pomeranian that I've ever seen. That sounded weirdly like I'm attracted to dogs. I was like, what? I didn't mean for it to come across that way. 8 point what? Almost 9 million followers.

How many do Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats have? A couple less than that. Okay, a few less. Yeah, yeah. Cute cats though. Very cute cats. Very cute cats. Do you want to know how much this dog is making per Instagram post? How many? So the dog does influencing because, again, it's 2018. Of course it does.

And dogs are influencers. I've just been handed the Jeff Palm Instagram account. Oh, very cute. It's very cute. So if Jeff Palm is going to plug your Fit Tea or your... What else can it plug? Anything it wants. It's a celebrity dog.

You will pay $35,000 for one Instagram post on Jif Pom's page. Oh, my God. Yeah. We should get a Pomeranian. I'm busy managing two celebrity cats. I love how you're the manager. Well, who else is going to? They're not going to manage themselves.

Are they divas? Oh, yeah. Your cats? Yeah, if they don't get what they want, they're shit everywhere. Literally in your gym bag.