ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 9th 2019

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Expensive UberNo more VBDean McCarthy live from LAWine selector day 3What is #NotSponsored?Rugby or FugbySteve Aoki – lawyer feedbackYanina or Pop Diva!The new Telsa hornKiwi slangBirthday Banger!The ‘overnight’ dilemmaWhat was your awkward dating story?Online trollsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm Podcast Intro. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hi guys. We got a look inside our podcast statistics today. Wasn't that fascinating? How many people, you guys, not people, you guys, how many of you are tuning in, downloading, listening? I forget the numbers, but what was interesting to me is where people live who listen to this podcast. Yeah, so there's a lot of people from Australia. So shout out to my Aussies. Well, number one, first of all, is New Zealand. That's the

biggest market. And then Australia. No. Oh, it's America. Then America. Yeah. Yeah, America was second. Then Australia. Then Australia. Then there's one guy in Namibia. Yeah, shout out to him. Then there's a family in Yugoslavia. Yes.

Brazil. Yeah. Few in Brazil. To be honest, I don't remember any other than New Zealand, America and Australia. Yeah. But it shows that it's going global. So wherever you are and however you say hello in your language, hello. I think we've had, what statistics I can remember,

I think there's been about over half a million downloads of the podcast. So if you're listening right now, thank you. You've contributed. If you're listening, all of those people. Could you go and listen to our single on Spotify? Yeah, send it. Steve Aoki's single. Don't listen to Steve Aoki's one.

Is charting. So let's get ours charting again. Then he'll notice it. He hasn't already noticed it. He listened to it when he copied it. What's the best podcast you've ever listened to? Like Producer Ben,

I quite enjoy the Joe Rogan podcast. Yeah, it's not bad. But it's long. You've got to have time for the Joe Rogan podcast. It does go on and there's lots of ads.

I like, who's that ginger guy who does the late night show? Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. It's a good podcast. Oh, yeah. It's just him talking to famous people I don't know if I like him Oh okay

Yeah Right But I'll give it a go Who's your late night guy? I've got a few Yeah Jimmy Fallon I love

You don't like Jimmy Fallon? How's No I do Yeah he's a bit safe No you don't What don't you like about him? Well he's not late night I guess He's prime time now, isn't he?

Well, I guess so. So it's a bit different. James Corden, I love. Oh, you can't go past David Letterman for me. But he's not on anymore. Oh, okay. I thought it was all time. Jimmy Kimmel.

I do love Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel's the same time as Fallon on the other network. Is he? Yeah. Yeah, but I don't live in America, so I can watch both. Yeah, true. I just watch him on YouTube. I can watch both.

I just like a few of the things that Jimmy Kimmel and his writers come up with. I think that are quite funny. Yeah, Kimmel's good, true. I just watch it on YouTube. I can watch it there. I just like a few of the things that Jimmy Kimmel and his writers come up with. I think that are quite funny. Yeah, Kimmel's good, yeah. Like when they take away, speaking of Halloween, Halloween's coming up and Jimmy Kimmel came up with that thing where he gets people to film telling their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy.

Clever. So you film your kids and you go, oh, I ate all of your Halloween candy and That's clever. Oh, yeah. So you film your kids and you go, oh, I ate all of your Halloween candy, and then the kids just lose their shit, and it's so funny. Videos like that are the reason I had kids. Yeah, yeah, and there's another one that he does where it's like wet your dad and film it. Yeah, that's funny.

So people get hoses or like a pot of water and they just throw it on their dad. Wet your dad. Wet dads. Wit dads. Wit dads. Yeah, sounds off. It sounds like a category. Let's leave.

Let's leave and have a great night. I just sounded like my mother then. Did you hear that? Yeah. No. Oh, thank you. It was dying. This is what happens to you as you get older.

You start to see parts of yourself And your parents and yourself No You will More and more I'm seeing a lot of my dad I didn't think me and my dad Were anything alike

But more and more stuff happens I'm like shit I think I'm going to become him Shit What do you mean become I think you already are I think you were a dad Before you were a dad

So now you've gone like Expert level dad That you've actually got a kid now. Dad squared. Dad squared, expert level. You know Captain Planet when all the rings combine? When all the uteruses combine

that's Clint. Captain Daddy. Oh no, that's wrong. That's a different category as well. I think I combined uteruses. You only have one uterus. No, because you know what happens when you combine uteruses? Why is that?

It's because when you live in a house with girls, we should make that into a skit. What? Oh, God, what's going on now? You know, when you live in a house of girls, Ellie would know what happens with your period. You all sync up. You sync up. Super period what happens with your period. You all sync up. You sync up.

Super period. Yes. And when the girls all sync up. The power combined. I am Captain Uterus. And he comes out. And I don't know what his powers would be. He's just.

Captain period. He's real short with people. Yeah, he's real grumpy. He doesn't have time for your shit, okay? Not this week. And he shoots tampons out of his wrists. That would be great.

We just need someone to play Captain Uterus. Clint? I just want to be in the skit. Okay, I'll be one of the girls. I've got to go. Have a great night, everybody. Bye, guys. Did you just not hear about the baby?

Shut up, I'm leaving. Bye. Bye. What time is it? It's three o'clock. Are we on? I think we're on. Mate, can you hear me?

Text us if you can hear us. Nine, six, nine, six. Are we on? Literally. So I was sitting in my spot, ready to go like a professional. Clint walks around to the door of the studio and I hear the music play and I was like, mate, we're on.

He goes, pardon me? I said, we're on! Now! We were busy rehearsing a comedy sketch we're going to do later. We're introducing the New World Wine Awards later on today. It is good comedy.

And we've come up with some good gear. Put it this way. It's horrific. Put it this way. Put it this way. I've seamlessly worked Bree's name into a bottle of wine. How about this? I've worked my name into a bottle of wine many a time. Pino Bree.

See, that gear is good enough that you wouldn't mind if the show was a little bit late starting, right? Thank you. All is forgiven. Plus, just before four o'clock, in fact, quarter to 4, be listening from at least quarter to 4 today because thanks to the New World Wine Awards, we've got a $400 New World gift voucher to give away.

That's right. All you need to do is pick the selected wine from the three that we give you, the one that's $15 and under, and you can win that $400. You know, I was literally just walking out the door to get a coffee. Like, if you hadn't stopped me, I would have been gone. I would have been gone, and I don't know what would have happened. Next on the show, if you've ever taken an expensive Uber or taxi ride before and gone, God damn it, I have a story that is going to make you feel a whole lot better about yourself.

And we'll go to you next. Here's Pink, Brie and Clint. There's something in the way you roll. We're upset in Spray and Clint, the podcast. Have you ever taken, like, a really overly expensive Uber before? Remember that time I accidentally had my Uber set to Uber Black? Oh, that's right. For three weeks and I kept wondering why SUVs kept turning up instead of a Prius. For your four minute ride to work.

Yeah, and I was like, God, I am hitting the jackpot lately. This is great. This is going to make you feel better about that by a long shot. A guy in Scotland, he's 20 years old, his name is Joseph Fergie, has just received a $770 Uber bill.

Why? He was out on the beersies, having a few lemonades and decided it was time to go home at 5.14 a.m. So fairly big night, right? Yeah, big night. Trying to beat the sun home, fairly big night. He falls asleep in the back of the Uber

for what is meant to be a three-kilometer ride back to his house, which normally takes 15 minutes. He woke up at quarter past eight in the morning, and he was 180 kilometres outside of his hometown what? he had set the Uber location

the end destination oh no to the wrong place and the Uber driver has just taken it at face value done what he was meant to do

and his customer's asleep and he goes well it is my sworn duty as an operator of Uber to get this man home safe, so I'll drive him to the place that he said. And 180 kilometres and $770 later, he woke up in a different city. That is a big mistake, isn't it?

That is a big mistake. Do you think the Uber driver was taking the piss a little bit though? A hundred percent, because he would have been like, well, this seems unusual. You know what I mean? Probably not a normal Uber ride, but he would have been like, cash money. Good chance to visit a new town though

and be hung over in a different place for a change. Our friend Joseph, the man who received the $770 bill, didn't have enough money to Uber home again. So he caught multiple buses and it took him around eight hours to get home. Whilst being hung dog to the maximum. That gives the whole new premise to the saying, wait, where am I? Yeah, right? Literally, where am I?

Oh my God, I woke up in some guy's Uber. Are we in a relationship now? Five stars. Here's to in some guy's Uber. Are we in a relationship now? Five stars. It was a really tough day for us Aussies yesterday. Was it? We went through a real hard tragedy that took place in New South Wales, actually. Yeah. There was a crash where Are you okay?

Yeah, countless cartons of VB perished. Oh my gosh. Oh, you're not okay. It was a big story in Australia and if you don't know what VB is, it's the golden drink, especially in Victoria. Victoria

bitter. Don't worry. As Anzacs, we know VB. You know a VB in the little stubby bottle that it comes in? Yeah. It's iconic. We tip one out whenever the Wallabies lose in Memorial. Do you? In Memorial. I've tipped out a lot of VB in the last 15 years.

Am I right? And I bet a lot of people have for other reasons. But, you know, the crash occurred on a stretch of the Pacific Highway. I actually was on this piece of highway last week when I went to Sydney. It's at a place called Taree. Anyway, there's so many beers that spilled out onto the highway that it caused a traffic jam because so many people were stopping, trying to find ones that hadn't broken.

Oh, right. I thought you were going to say stopping to pay tribute. Yeah, and that too. People were obviously, you know. Laying flowers. Paying respects. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to do that this afternoon here in NZ as an Aussie, pay my respects to the

perished cartons of VB, Victoria Bitter. Well, feel free. I think you should take this opportunity to do that and use your platform correctly. And something I want to play for you guys is one of the iconic Victoria Bitter ads that used to play on television in Australia. It sounded like this. You can get it jumping.

You can get it pumping. You can get it. I got it now. I got it now. Thick bitter. Anyway, I've written to get it. I'm excited to get it. I got it now. Vic Bitter. Anyway, I've written one in tribute. Oh, fantastic. To Victoria Bitter.

Okay. Here we go. You can do a shooey, or while you're doing a pooey, you can get it straight off the road. A hard-earned thirst needs a big cold beer, and the best beer from the road is Vic. Victoria Bitter. Amen. Amen. R.I.P.

Rich and rich to all those bottles of Victoria Bitter. I've seen the picture. It is tens of thousands of bottles of beer. It is devastating. Yeah. Did I hear it right in that first one when he said, you can get it humpin'? You can get it pumpin'.

Ha ha ha! ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Let's get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest

live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, how you going, man? We see news today that people are going at Ellen for hanging out

with George Bush at a sports game. What's going on there? Yes. You know what? Good. I'm pleased you brought that up because it's one of the most trending topics in the world today. Let me give you the lowdown. Ellen sitting at a Dallas Cowboys game next to the former president

George W. Bush, a very well known Republican. She's of course very vocal Democrat. She got flack. They were like, what are you doing hanging out with him? She went on air today. And this is the best response I've ever seen for a scandal. I guess you could say like this. She went on and said, you know what, that's actually the point. We're allowed to have different opinions and views and we should still like people and still be nice to other people, even if they have different views to us.

Have a listen to this. Here's a little bit of the speech that is going viral around the world. But just because I don't agree with someone on everything doesn't mean that I'm not going to be friends with them. When I say be kind to one another, I don't mean only the people that think the same way that you do. I mean be kind to everyone. Doesn't matter.

She does have a good point. We are very quick these days to go, that person doesn't think the way that I think. I't matter. She does have a good point. We are very quick these days to go, that person doesn't think the way that I think. I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate the place they were born and I hate the clothes on their back. Yeah, she makes a good point.

I mean, obviously, it might be different for certain other people. Well, this is the thing I find interesting too, is how much of a rebrand has George W. Bush had? Because everyone was like, worst president ever. And then Donald Trump came along. And then we got Trump. Made him look real good.

In fact, people are like, you know, I wouldn't mind a bit of George W. right now. If I had the choice between the two, I might go with that now. Right, good on, Alan, setting the record straight. Also, Jennifer Aniston has come out and spoken about her experience with Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, this is interesting.

She's never spoken of him before, but she's just revealed in an interview that he once tried to bully her. He didn't creep onto her. He did creep onto a lot of other people in Hollywood, of course, as you know, it all came out. But she did say one time in an unusual situation, he was trying to force her to wear a particular designer. I think it was his girlfriend or wife at the time. He was like, wear that dress from this designer to this event. And she wouldn't do it. And that was her experience with him. But of course, it all came out that he was much more of a creepo to many more people in Hollywood. And by the way, this is just the tip of the iceberg. There are so many more creeps in Hollywood. I put money on it. More will

come out over the next few years, for sure. God, I love Jennifer Aniston. It just shows, obviously, how strong she was that she didn't even, you know. Well, yeah, did she say, did she buckle to, because he was very powerful. No, she didn't wear it. She didn't wear it. Wouldn't wear it. No, wouldn't wear it.

She was trying really hard to get into movies, too, and he's the kind of guy who could make or break her movie career. That's where it gets so sort of hazy and that's where the abuse side of it comes in, right? Okay, that's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles

with the latest thanks to Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint, New World Wine Selector.

All right, this is fantastic. All week, we've got your chance to win a $400 New World gift card. We'll read out three wines, and if you correctly identify which is the New World value wine, $15 and under, then you'll win the voucher. Such good value. You can buy a clue for $50, which we have handcrafted the clues.

I've put a lot of time and effort. Oh, yeah, you're pouring us a wine. Thank you, mate. Yeah, I thought I'd just get us in the mood. Which, I mean, they're very good clues. Or you can half, you can take away one of the wines altogether for $200 of the prize. Oh, sorry.

You're a very loud barman. There's a bit of lipstick on the rim of your one. Well, I don't want that one. I'll have that one. You just handed me the lipstick one. Did I? Yes, you did. Let's give it a go. Let's see who's playing with us today. Welcome to the New World Wine Selector, Lynette.

Hi, how are you? Hi, Lynette. Do you love your wine? I love my wine. Well, this is the game for you. I'm about to hit you with three wines and you just take your pick. Okay. Is the wine you're looking for, the New World Value Wine, $15 and under, is it a Tejana Rosé?

Is it a Starborough Sauvignon Blanc? Or is it a Ruru Central Otago Pinot Noir? Now, Lynette, I will remind you, if you have no idea, I have handcrafted clues that'll cost you $50 of the prize money, or you can completely take away one of the wines, but it'll cost you $200. What would you like to do? Could you just repeat the first two again?

I know the last one was Ruru, but I can't quite remember the first two. No problems, Lynette. Don't you apologise. Tejana Rose or the Starborough Sauvignon Blanc? I'm going to say the Tejana. So you're not going to go with any clues whatsoever? You want the whole $400? Okay, maybe a clue.

I'm not pressuring you. No, you are. You are pressuring me. No, that's what it's called. Pressure, what you just did. Well, do you want a clue? Okay, it's going to cost you $50, though. Okay, yep.

Yep. Brie, head on with a clue. All right, are you ready? This is a pretty good clue, guys You ready? Farber means Never leaving anybody behind Tejana

I'll go with the Starborough one Oh no Are you sure? Tejana Oh, Tejana, Tejana I'll go with Tejana So locking in Tejana Your original choice Tehana. Tehana. I'll go with Tehana. So locking in Tehana, your original choice, which you picked for $400. You're giving her the whole lot because you pressured her into it.

No, I did not pressure her. I did not pressure her. Lynette, I'm making the call. No, no. $400 of New World badges. No, $350 because she took your stupid clue. Congratulations. No, $400 coming your way, Lynette.

$350 coming your way. Yes! Thank you. Thank you so much. Are you Lynette. $350 coming your way. Yes! Thank you. Thank you so much. Are you excited about the $350? This has made my week. Oh, the $400. No, don't worry.

Mate, if you shut up, we can keep the $50 for ourselves. We're not keeping it for ourselves. Lynette won a fair and square. Oh, come on, guys. I'll give you a wine. Just give me the wine. All right. You're twisting my arm, Lynette.

Come on, Lynette. Yay! Thank you. Nice work, Lynette. Yay! Thank you. Nice work, Lynette. Well done. The New World Wine Awards. There is wines for every budget. They're on in store now.

Lynette. Sounded like she'd already had a few roses. Bree and Clint. Hey, cheers. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, guys. Sit in. Sit in.

It's Bree and Clint, the podcast. In a world of, you know, Instagrams and Facebooks where everything these days is sponsored or you see a lot of, you know, Instagrams and Facebooks where everything these days is sponsored or you see a lot of sponsored stuff. I mean, first it was just ads when you'd watch a TV show and you'd know it was an ad because it was an ad. It was in the ad break. Exactly.

Whereas these days there's all these people that obviously get paid to be influencers and they get sponsored to talk about a product. So you don't know if they actually really like it. Maybe sometimes they do. Well, hopefully they do. But maybe, and I know for a fact because I know some of these people, they do it for the money.

Right. So you don't know if they really love the product. And you know what? If you do that, you're being disingenuous with not only yourself but your entire audience. Well, exactly. So I wanted to do a thing this afternoon where it actually came about, I was talking about a particular product with producer Ben this afternoon

and I didn't realise how passionate I was getting about it, but it's just a product that I absolutely froth over, hashtag not sponsored. So you're coming out and saying you're not being paid to tell us you love this product? Absolutely not. Ben, how much was to tell us you love this product? Absolutely not. Ben, how much was I raving about this particular product? You were pretty passionate about it.

I was like, just chill out. Are you trying to sell me something? Well, I said on the market right now. It was unbelievable. If you're looking for the best of the best, if you want to feel fresh, this is the product for you. Okay, well, you need to follow strict influencer guidelines. So identify yourself first. Hi.

And then tell us the product and then let us know it's not sponsored. Hi, my name's Bree Thomasel and I am absolutely fizzing over the Colgate Toothbrush 360 degree medium assorted. $6 you can buy it for. And it is hashtag not sponsored, my friend. That toothbrush is amazing. That was not sponsored, the sound effect. Not sponsored.

Have you ever used one? Have you guys used one? No, but I really feel like you're trying to make me. I feel influenced. I'm not trying to make you. Can you stop influencing us? I really feel like you're trying to make me. I feel influenced. I'm not trying to make you. Can you stop influencing us? Well, no, you're not getting paid, so I know you love it. That's fine.

That's the idea, right? I absolutely love it. Can I give this a go? Can I give this a go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll identify myself first. Hi, my name is Clint Roberts. Hi, Clint.

And I absolutely love tamari almonds. You may have tried roasted almonds. You may have tried roasted salted almonds. But have you ever tried tamari almonds. You may have tried roasted almonds. You may have tried roasted salted almonds. But have you ever tried tamari almonds? They're like a whole new dimension of almonds. They're not only roasted, but they've been soaked in soy sauce. They're called tamari almonds, and the best bit is they're the same price as regular almonds. Hashtag not sponsored.

I have tasted them. Yeah. And what do you reckon? They're delicious. They taste like a salted almond. No, she's getting, she's being, she's sponsored by the salted almond. I knew she was. This is a takedown.

This is a takedown on Tamari Almond. This is a takedown on Tamari Almond. Shall we get some on, shall we? Shall we get some on? Let's get some on. 0800 dial ZM. 0800 dial ZM. What is the product you want to endorse when it's hashtag not sponsored? No one's paying you to say this

okay? You just absolutely love it. Yeah give us a call now. Do some radio influencing with us. Yes. You can also text us I guess you could text us your hashtag not sponsored product that you love. Whatever you want to text through but make sure you put on the end hashtag not sponsored just so we know. Just so we know you're not being paid to tell us that. All right, let's see what we get. We're doing a bit of a change of pace for the current decade, I guess. We're doing all stuff that's not sponsored.

Yeah, nothing, no products you're going to hear in the next five minutes. Nobody's been paid to tell you about them. I'm sick of reading something and thinking, do they actually like it or is it the $1,000 they've been paid to talk about it that makes them love it? Let's get some people on to deliver theirs. Hi, Anna. Hi. Anna, what's the product that you want to say is hashtag not sponsored?

They're called Pretty Wrap-Up up pants and they're from Sydney. What? What is that? What was it? They're pretty wrap up pants or jeans. They're like a jean jigging so it looks like

you have a Brazilian butt lift but you've just put on some pants. You've been looking for new jeans, Clint. Yeah, I don't know if I need a butt lift.

I do. Yeah. Okay, well you've got to say hashtag not sponsored. Hashtag not sponsored. What were they called? What were they called again?

Freddie Wrap-Up Jeans. Freddie Wrap-Up Jeans. All right, get your good Freddie Wrap-Up Butt Jeans. Thanks to Anna. Hi, Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Hi. Now, you've got to follow the formula, okay?

You've got to identify yourself with a hi, my name is Margaret, and then tell us about the product, and then identify that you are hashtag not sponsored. Will do, will do a hi, my name is Margaret, and then tell us about the product, and then identify that you are hashtag not sponsored. Will do, will do. Hi, my name is Margaret, and I would like to recommend this food, mayo. It is the bomb. It goes on anything and everything,

and I absolutely love it. So that is a hashtag not sponsored. Yes, Margaret! Yes, Margaret! Can I hashtag not sponsored. Yes, Margaret! Yes, Margaret! Can I hashtag not sponsored Margaret? Because I love her. Can we get Margaret a Best Foods mayonnaise sponsorship? Oh, you're a sweetheart, Margaret.

No, no, your mum is a darling, isn't she? I love her. I have to listen to you guys every, I can't leave to go to work at 5.30 in the morning unless I've got the channel on your station and I've got to hear all the exciting things that you guys get up to. And now you have to say,

no, Margaret, and now you have to say, hashtag. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely a hashtag, not sponsored. In fact, let's sponsor Margaret. Let's sponsor her. Let's give her some mobile fuel.

Congratulations, Margaret. You're officially a paid influencer. Oh, look, I tell you, I love you. I even had to go and watch that program so I could see what Brie looked like. Treasure Island. Oh. Yeah. All right.

No, let's talk more to Margaret. No, we've got to wrap you up, Margaret. We'll wait there, okay? Wait there. Oh, sorry. No worries. I'll get your number, Margaret. We'll have a chinwag off to Margaret. No, we've got to wrap you up, Margaret. We'll wait there, okay? Wait there. Oh, sorry. No worries. Get your number, Margaret. We'll have a chinwag off the air.

Hi, Chloe. Hi. Hi, Chloe. First of all, identify who you are. Say the product. How do I compete with Margaret? I know. She was a doll.

She was a good influencer, I will say. She was. My name's Chloe, and I would like to influence Tuppy White. From every supermarket, change your life. They're thick, large, and ribbed. And just get any of those spills, guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Hashtag not sponsored. Hashtag not sponsored. Hashtag not sponsored Tuppy White. In the cleaning aisle. In the cleaning aisle, guys, for those that have mines in the gutter. Chloe, I was actually going to that have mines in the gutter. Chloe, I was actually going to go look down in the viaduct for what you were describing. That ribbed.

Good to go. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Time for the second ever game of rugby or fugby. Pretty simple game. I will give you the names of Rugby World Cup players, but you just have to tell me whether it's a real one or a fake one. Now, current Rugby World Cup, are we talking Japan 2019? Japan 2019 current Rugby World Cup players

and the other names aren't going to be made up. They're going to be real names, but you just need to tell me whether they are playing in the current Rugby World Cup. Ellie, we've made it easier. You only need two out of three correct to win the game today. Yay. You think you got this, Ellie?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Have you been watching a lot of Rugby World Cup? Yes, I have. Oh, you should be good then. You'll be good. Okay. Ellie, here comes your first player.

His name is Austin Powers. Fugby. You're going to say Fugby? Locking in Fugby. That is correct. He is actually a player in the NCAA basketball tournament over in America.

Austin Powers. Spelled A-U-S-T-E-N. Austin Powers, real player. Well done. You're on the board, Ellie. You're on the board, Ellie. Okay, here comes player number two, Nicola Quaglow. Nicola Quaglow.

I'm going to go Fugby. All right, locking in Fugby. Unfortunately, that is incorrect. He's an Italian prop playing against the All Blacks this Saturday. A man called Nicola. Nicola Quaglo. Probably Nicola. Quaglo. Nicola Quaglo. Probably Nicola. Quaglo.

Nicola Quaglo. That's all right, Ellie. You've got one more chance. You can take it out with this one. You need this one for the win, okay? All right, Ellie. Is this a current player in the Rugby World Cup? Wang Likun.

Wang Likun. Wang Likun. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you spell it? Wang, W-A-N-G. Yeah. Lickin. L-I-Q-U-I-N.

It's Wang Lickin. Wang Lickin. I'm going to go... Fuck me again. You're going to lock in? Are you sure? Are you sure he's not... Are you sure? Are you sure he doesn't play for the Argentinian team? Leng Kuin. It's correct. It's Fugby. He's actually a ping pong champion.

Lang Quinn. Congratulations, Ellie. You've won rugby or Fugby. Nice one, Ellie. Did we tell you there's no prize? Oh, I don't mind. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

The main question that the legal fraternity of New Zealand are concerned with at the moment is, should the Bree and Clint show, also known as the Hot Mess Express, mount a legal case against superstar DJ Steve Aoki for plagiarism? If you're wondering what the hell Clint's talking about, we started a DJ duo like earlier this year where we combined with Kings to make a song. We created it. We wrote the lyrics.

It was called Send It. We just want to send it. Let me see you. Send it. Great song. Chartered. Was number one. Huge success.

Huge success. Massive. Excellent success. Lots of money. Over the weekend, we find out that superstar DJ and man who has over 8 million Instagram followers, DJ Steve Aoki, has a new single also called Send It. Send It. Remarkably similar.

Some would say too similar. What a rip-off. So we're in an interesting situation where we don't know what our rights are and what we can do in this situation. Can we sue him? Like, it'd be fun. Technically, I believe we actually probably could.

Do people believe we should? Well, from Instagram last night, Vicky said, sue the F out of him. We support you. So we've got Vicky's support. Thanks, Vicky.icky said, sue the F out of him. We support you. So we've got Vicky's support. Thanks, Vicky. Emma said, sue him.

Nunpc said, why not? He would have sued you guys if you'd done that to him. That's a great point. It's very true. So what I have in my hand is actual legal advice.

I have spoken to a lawyer and that's no joke. The lawyer does not want to be identified because they don't want to be seen. Where have spoken to a lawyer and that's no joke. The lawyer does not want to be identified because they don't want to be seen. Where did you find this lawyer? I can't say

because they don't want to be seen to be giving out legal advice on the radio. Is it a real lawyer? It's a real lawyer. I promise you. Scouts on it. This is a real lawyer.

I've had a few friends who've said they're real lawyers. This is a real lawyer's advice. Okay, cool. Okay. Can we sue Steve Aoki? She's given me four points. First point, Steve Aoki's wallet is deeper than yours

and legal fees will be involved. So he will run you into the ground before it even got anywhere. So that's a downside. So we need to find a lawyer who's willing to do it for free unless we win. There's more points. There must be a positive in here somewhere. The songs are not that similar. What do you mean they're not that similar?

She heard them, right? She heard the songs. Oh, what does she know? She's a lawyer. She doesn't know anything about music. All right, there's two more points. There's got to be some positives in there. His song is kind of better than your song.

I'm starting to think this is not a lawyer for us. Is this Steve Aoki's lawyer? No, it's not, Steve. This is a New Zealand lawyer. And the final point, come on, bring it home with some good news. I like you guys, but I have lots of work to do, so please stop emailing me. I object! we need a lawyer

we need a lawyer okay we need a better lawyer than that one if you want to represent this case sure it's probably going to be

pro bono because we only made $36 from the song but if you want to represent us in the high court of Las Vegas or whatever we have to go to

please get in touch sustain please get in touch ZM. Please get in touch. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's Britney, bitch. Trip. Katy Perry. Gaga.

Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Spree and Clint. Yanina. A pop diva. A pop diva.

Yanina. A pop diva. Pop diva. Yanina, a pop diva. Back. That's right. Okay. Back by unpopular demand. That we thought was dead, but Yanina, the YouTuber who covers popular divas, is back.

She's released a new video. So all you have to do now is pick whether it's her or the original pop diva. Oh, we were so close to running out of songs, but we are back. I'm excited. Have you seen what Producer Ben has done this week? No. He's made it into a particular edition of Yanina or Pop Diva. Yeah.

It's the Ariana Grande edition. Oh, great idea. I like it. Okay. So you need to tell us if it's Ariana Grande or Yanina today. Exactly right. Aiden, you're going to get a go at this. Hello.

Hi there, how are you? Good. Well, taking you on today is Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi. Have you guys heard the game before? Yep.

No. Wow. Don't worry, Aiden, it's very easy. Here you go. Here comes your first one. You just need to tell us whether this is Yanina. The YouTuber. Or Ariana, the pop diva.

All right, Aiden. Is that Yanina, the YouTuber, or is it original pop diva Ariana Grande? So what was the other girl's name? Yanina. Yanina. I reckon it was Yanina. I reckon it was Yanina. You reckon it's Yanina locking it in? That's correct.

It's going to be a long game with Aiden. No, he's picked it up. You're on the board. You're on the board. All right, let's go to Alice. Alice, you're up. All right, Alice, is that Yanina or is that Ariana Grande? Ariana.

Locking in original pop diva. Correct. Well done. It is Ariana Grande, so one apiece. Aidan, back to you. Here you go. Because you don't want to lie. And I know, and I know, and I know she gives you everything,

but boy, I couldn't give it to you. Oh, it's tough, Aidan. Is that Yanina or Ariana Grande, the pop diva? I would say Ariana. You're going to lock in Ariana Grande? Yeah. Okay, locking it in. Correct.

It is the pop diva. You're smashing this game for a guy who didn't know what it was a minute ago. It's all right. Ellis, here you go. You need this to stay in the game, okay? Yep. Oh, Alice. Yanina or Ariana Grande, Pop Diva?

Ariana. Locking in Ariana Grande, the Pop Diva. No! Play that again. She's good. Yeah, Nina is very good. It's okay. You're not out of the game.

So you've got one. Aiden's got two. If Aiden gets the next one wrong and you get it right. So Aiden needs this. He can win it here. Yeah, he can win it here. Otherwise, we might end up at tiebreak. Here you go, Aidan.

Good luck. Awesome. All right, Aidan, how well do you know Ariana? Is that her or is that Yanina? I'll say Yanina. I'm going to lock in Yanina and not the Pop Diva. Let's go to the audio.

No, that is Ariana Grande, which means... We can go to tie break if you get this correct, Alice. All right, Alice, you need this one, okay? Here you go. Oh, it's hard.

Alice. Janina. Locking in Janina. If you get this right, we go to tie break. Let's have a look. All right, here we go, guys. I've forgotten how tie break works. So the way tie break works, guys, you can listen to it,

buzz in with your name at any point, but if you buzz in and get it wrong, the other person automatically wins. That's exactly how it works. Your buzzers are your name. Good luck. Buzz in. Both of you.

Aiden. Aiden. Aiden, stop. He doesn't get to hear any more. No. He's buzzed in. Is it Ariana? Is it Ariana?

Locking in original pop diva Ariana Grande, Aiden. Yes. You've done it. You've done it. You've won. You got the game. Congratulations. Awesome.

Thank you. You didn't even know Janina's name two minutes ago, and now you've won the game. He still probably doesn't know her name. Well done. I still don't really. That's Janina or Pop Diva. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Yeah, we're driving a Tesla right now. Oh, maybe we've got a Tesla listener. I noticed one of my friends on Instagram has purchased a Tesla. What does your friend do for a job? She works in radio. Holy crap. At like a regional station in Australia.

I messaged her and I was like, how did you get a Tesla? Is that rude? We've got to get a job in Australia. I know. Teach Jason PJ. Ask him if anything's going. Well, Jase wanted a Tesla, didn't he? Anyway, if you have a Tesla, Elon Musk, the founder of Tesla,

has tweeted today that very shortly you're going to be able to customize the horn on your Tesla. Which I know that previously on Teslas, which I've never seen one or been in one, but I've heard that it comes with a few different horns. I think they're all horn sounds though. Like I think they're all, you choose what type of horn you would like. No, there used to be a fart horn. Well, that's what they're bringing out.

That's what this announcement says. There's going to be an update to the fart horn. Oh, an update to the fart horn. Yeah, so soon if you have a Tesla. A wet fart. When someone pulls out in front of you, you can use. Is this the real actual horn from the Tesla? No, they haven't been released yet.

Oh, so we're going to have to make do. We're going to have to simulate. Okay. Yeah, so we believe that shortly, once the update comes out, someone will pull out on you and you'll go, hey, mate, what are you up to? Yes. See, that would let me know that I've done the wrong thing.

Also, they're going to release a goat horn. You're going to be able to have the sound of a goat as you'll horn. Okay, and what would that sound like? Well, you simulate someone's pulled out on you. I'd be like, no, so say I'm at the set of lights and someone's on their phone so they're not going. I'm like, satellites and someone's on their phone, so they're not going. I'm like, oh, come on, mate. That would make me get off my phone.

Wouldn't it? Another one they're going to release, Elon Musk has tweeted about this. He said that you're going to be able to get a coconut sound. A coconut? And I don't know what a coconut sound is. So I've left it with our audio producer, producer Ben, and this is what we believe the new Tesla coconut horn will sound is. So I've left it with our audio producer Ben and this is what we believe the new Tesla coconut horn will sound like.

What is that? Is that meant to be a coconut? Is that meant to be a coconut? Yeah, I thought it sounded like a coconut, like the click of the coconut opening. Yeah, see? No. Not close. You did well with the fart one. Anyway, if we can customise our horns,

then we can have whatever we want as the horn. So I thought, wouldn't it be great if in your Tesla, you replaced the horn with this? Brilliant. The Mr. Whippy theme song. Imagine how jazzed every kid would get when you pulled into the neighbourhood, and then you're like, nah, sucker, no ice creams,

it's just me and my Tesla. That's so mean! And then you pull off in a cloud of electric dust. Yeah, but then imagine you're trying to like, you know, let someone know that they're doing the wrong thing in traffic and you start playing that. It's a nice way to let them know. It is, it's more calm

isn't it? Well, what do you want as your Tesla horn? I thought maybe for a Tesla horn, they could incorporate, you know, maybe a voice where it's like, let someone know that they're doing something wrong. Oh yeah. Yeah. Something like this. Oh, you, you sucky. You cut me off. You You piece of shit! I will come to your house and I will fucking kick you right in the fucking dick, you motherfucking prick! Yeah, I think that'll work. Yeah, I think that'll work.

ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I actually heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talking about this this morning briefly, but it was a Kiwi slang list that has come out from a survey conducted by I Love New Zealand. Yeah. 18,000 Kiwis and foreigners weighed in on the country's top quirky and original sayings. The stuff that we Kiwis love to trot out, you know. Which I've read the list and obviously I'm an Aussie and I moved here a couple of years ago now. Yeah.

And so, I mean, I think I am extra, it's extra heightened for me when you guys say something unusual. You're hyper aware. Yeah, I'm hyper aware. Yeah. And I think the list is a bit wrong. Like when we say, oh, I read all your dags. No, never heard that.

Yeah, right? It's like when we say, oh, it's ridgy didge. Yeah, so I've never heard that. Yeah. Okay, well, help me with some of the stuff that's on the list. So some of the stuff that's on the list is gutted. Yeah. Which, I mean, Australians, we say that too.

Yeah, although I can't stand people who say guttered. Guttered. Yeah. Dairy, which I will agree that's a word that I learnt when I came to NZ. Dairy isn't the cow or dairy is in the place to buy the milk? The place to buy the milk. Got it. We call that the local shop or the corner store.

That makes sense too. Yeah. And then there's ones like chili bin. I mean, I knew those ones. And then there's togs, which us Queenslanders from Australia also say togs. But nowhere else is togs? Nowhere else in Australia. What do you call them?

Swimmers. It's different in every state. Bathers? A cosy. Bathers. Cosy? A cosy. Swimsuit. Yeah.

There's knackered. And the number one was sweet as. That's the number one piece of Kiwi slang? I call BS. Why? I just don't think that these are the top slang words that are, like, unique to New Zealand. Okay. I've don't think that these are the top slang words that are like unique to New Zealand. Okay.

I've written my own. Sure. Which I think these, from moving to New Zealand, I think these are the most unusual slang words. Well, maybe in our generation anyway. Go on then. On the top of the, well, number 10, cheers my bro. I hear that a lot.

Yeah, cheers my bro. Yeah, that a lot. Yeah, cheers, my bro. Yeah, that goes in the Kiwi Oxford Dictionary. Which is the Kiwi one. And I've also written the Aussie translation for these. Which just means sweet, thanks, mate. Yep. There's also, cheer, bro. Cheer, bro.

Yeah, that's distinctly Kiwi. Which I think means I agree. Do you? Yeah. Oh, cheer, bro. Yeah, I guess it does.wi. Which I think means I agree. Do you? Yeah. Oh, sure, bro. Yeah, I guess it does. Or it can mean thank you as well. It can mean thank you.

And it can also just mean cheers, brother. More casual. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. What about flannel? Flannel? As in the thing we wash our face with or the thing we wear in our shirts?

The thing you wash your face with. You guys don't have a flannel? No, we call it a washer. Okay. Yeah. A doobie. It are very literal. I know. Yours are very literally named after the thing that they are. There's some that are, yeah, actually now

that you say it. Which makes them easier to understand. It does. But maybe less fun. Maybe less fun. Cool. What else you got? Duvet. Duvet, yeah. We call it a doona. Yeah. I think a lot of places call it a duvet. I think you guys are unique in doona. Call it a doona, yeah. A batch.

I'd never heard that word before. You'd never heard of a batch? A batch. We call it a beach house or a holiday home. A lot of South Islanders call it a crib as well. A crib? Yeah. Oh, how MTV of them. Yeah, never heard the word batch.

What about tramping? Oh, Producer Ben's a big tramper, yeah. You don't call it tramping. That means something different in Australia. Oh, Producer Ben's a big tramper. Yeah. You don't call it tramping. That means something different in Australia. Oh, you say hiking. Tramping means something when you go out on a night out. Or bush bashing. We call it bush walking.

Yeah. Yeah, bush walking. What about sprogs? Sprogs as in kids? Yeah, we call them little tackers maybe. Okay, yeah. Don't call them sprogs. That's something different as well.

Mean. That is a word that is super common, and I think the producers will agree with me. I think these are my top three. Mean, which means cool. Yeah. Or sweet. Yeah.

That is probably one of the top biggest slang words on your ceiling. It's like, I agree, mean. Mean. Oh, that's mean. Mean. Oh, mean. Oh, my girlfriend It's like, I agree, mean. Mean. Oh, that's mean. Mean. Oh, mean. Oh, my girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, mean.

Different. Oh, mean. Yeah, no, that's different. Oh, yeah, if you wanted him back into the boys, it's like, oh, mean. Number two, buzzy. Buzzy. I'm proud of that one. Which I believe to mean, what the hell?

That's what it means, right? When you go, buzzy. What the hell? And then my top slang word for Kiwis, similar to number two, buzzy G. Buzzy G. Which means, what the bloody hell? Just an extension. That's a good little study of us.

I appreciate that. That was buzzy You're welcome guys Mean Mean And Jeremiah Bro You're excited I do love when we talk about relationship stuff Yes

When it's personal from someone in the team Yes And only one of us at the moment is out there dating So we end up talking about this person a lot. His name is Producer Ben. Hello, Producer Ben. G'day, mate. Hello, Ben.

I'm going to read a message that you've shared with the group. Yeah, I've shared it, yeah. It's from a girl that you are seeing. Well, how many times have you met her? Twice. Okay. That's it. Two dates?

Two dates? Yeah. Did they end in a sleepover? One of them has. Impromptu sleepover? Yeah, yeah. So you could be seeing this girl soon. Anyway, this is a message from Ben. Could be your girlfriend. That he's received from this girl.

Soon. Could be your girlfriend if you do it. Question. Would it be breaking the casual barrier if I bring a toothbrush on Thursday night and it remains in my bag except when it's in use? Ooh, interesting question. So what are you doing on Thursday night?

Just going for some drinks. So you're going for some drinks. So she is assuming she will end up at your house. We have talked about that already. So it's like, okay, we can come back to mine afterwards. Interesting criteria. Does she live a long way out of town? Like, does she need somewhere to stay?

No, not too far out of town. Is it an electric toothbrush? Because that is a lot. Very loud. It's a lot to carry in your handbag, isn't it? Especially if you're using a charger. I don't know. Maybe it's got a bad battery.

You've got to carry the charger with you. How do you feel about her bringing a toothbrush? Is it in her handbag or is she bringing a separate overnight bag? I don't know. Yeah, see, the overnight bag, that's a bold call. That's probably a bit too far. Well, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. You've already talked about that she's staying.

Yeah, true. Yeah, but you don't want her to be prepared. I don't want to bring a suitcase around. I'm like, here's all my clothes for true. Yeah, but you don't want her to be prepared. I don't want to bring a suitcase around and be like, here's all my clothes for tomorrow. Oh, this poor girl. Because, like, you know when you're in that first initial time where you've just started seeing someone and then if they come over for, like,

movie or Netflix and chill and they don't bring a bag because then that's real forward. They don't want to assume anything. Yeah. Even though you're literally having a date in your bed. Yeah, right. Yeah. I know what you're saying. You know what I mean?. They don't want to assume anything. Yeah. Even though you're literally having a date in your bed. Yeah, right. Yeah. I know what you're saying.

You know what I mean? So you don't bring a bag, but then you're also without toothbrush and without clean underwear. And you can't go out and do a cute brunch the next morning, because you're still wearing last night's clothes. You look like crap. Your breath stinks like poo.

And it throws the whole mood off. I don't mind the toothbrush if it stays in the bag, but don't go putting it anywhere in my bathroom. Well, she said it's going to stay in her bag. All right, commitment, folks. Such a commitment, folks. Well, what do you think, then? Well, let's find out what people think, okay?

Okay. Is it, is it? What is the question? The question, I think, is. The question is, should you take a bag with you if the overnight stay hasn't been confirmed? Yeah. If neither of you have said

that you'll be staying the night... It's just a date at this point. Is it presumptuous to take a bag with you? Is it too much to take an overnight bag with you? Do you take a bag? Do you take a bag? Do you take more than a toothbrush? If you do take a bag,

what's in that bag as well? What is in... Well, clean underwear. Clean underwear. Toothbrush. Yeah. Makeup. Makeup wipe. Makeup wipes. I don't take makeup. Yeah. They'll take me for what I am in the morning. Camping cutlery. Yep. Well, you never know. That's fun. You never know. Oh, $800.00. I think the question is, if it hasn't been confirmed that it's a sleepover in the early stages of a date is it too much to bring an overnight bag 0800 dial ZM

let's do a double phoner wait let's do a double phoner alright and and don't be careful if someone sleeps over

and they leave a toothbrush at your house do you run ZM Spree and Clint the podcast kind of a tricky relationship question we've got for you it's a hard one to word for

us anyway. Is it over the top to take an overnight bag if you're seeing someone new and it hasn't been confirmed that the date is a sleepover? Which I said to you off air and it's actually interesting someone's with me on the text machine remember I said to you off air I was like I used to do this thing back in on the text machine. Remember I said to you off air, I was like,

I used to do this thing back in the day where I'd pack a bag and I'd leave it in the boot of my car. Yeah, great idea. Because then. Worst comes to worst, you can sleep in the car. Well, yes, but do you know how you make it off like it's just cool and breezy? Like if they're eventually when you're there and they're confirming that you're staying over.

Oh, yeah, because you're sitting in like a kino with a pre-packed bag. Exactly. But you go, you're like, oh, I actually left some clothes in the car from this other thing. Yeah. And then you just go get the bag. At that stage, if I'm inviting you to stay the night, I don't care. You make up whatever excuse you want. You'll take what you can get.

Yeah, you can say, I've got a change of clothes in my gym bag. I'll just shoot out and grab them. Yeah. Leave some gym clothes in there as well. Then maybe you could do a couple's workout. Hi, Marie. Hello, Marie. Hi.

Marie, tell us, what do you think? Do you think it's too keen to take a bag when the sleepover hasn't been confirmed? Yeah, I would freak out. But for girls these days, you always have like a massive handbag. So I would just be prepared and smuggle a light change of clothes and like pop a toothbrush in your makeup bag and you're good to go. So Marie, when we're talking like emergency stuff like that you're putting in your handbag, what are you bringing?

Well, just the essentials really. I mean, no one would want to delve into my handbag. I've got like... Clean underwear. But you just need clean underwear. Maybe like a cute top that you can

sock out with the ones that you had on the night before and your toothbrush. If I'm a dude and all this stuff starts coming out, I'm like,

what is that? The Barney bag? Where did you get all this stuff from, lady? Honestly, clean underwear, socks and a toothbrush. I'm good to go

for four days. Hey Julie. Hey, Julie. Hi. You do what Bree does and you leave a bag in the car, is that right? Yeah, leave it in the car. But, Julie, you tell me what's your plan of attack when it comes to the point where you've got to, like, go out to the car and get the bag.

What do you say? Well, by that stage, it doesn't matter. No, she's right. Yeah, it's true. You're overthinking it, right? You pass that awkwardness. It's kind of cute by that stage just to turn to them and go I thought this might happen. Or just grab it in the

morning. Yeah, okay. Good idea. George is here. Hi, George. Oh, yeah. What's your take on it, George? No, I'm all for it. If you want to, you know, have some play time, you've got to do what they've got to do, you know.

So, yeah, I'm all for it. If they leave you too fresh behind, well, that means they're coming back for more. Oh, George, yes, I like what you're talking about there. What if I'm bringing a roller suitcase into your home? It's got to be a tenner first, eh?

And finally, Aurora, are you showing up with a bag to a sleepover when it hasn't been confirmed that it's a sleepover? Well, you always show up with your handbag, don't you? You just chuck a few things in there. I think what's weird is that she asked if she could bring your toothbrush. Yeah, well...

Bring your toothbrush. Nobody likes fluffy teeth. No. Yeah. But why is he asking? I think Producer Ben set some very hard boundaries. So. Yeah.

Well, the thing that I think we need to take away from this, Producer Ben, is that, you know, she's asked if she can bring a toothbrush to stay at your house and someone on the text machine has summed it up quite nicely. They said, come on, Producer Ben. She's a girl who's willing to actually sleep over with you, so let her have her goddamn toothbrush. She's doing her bit. I'll say.

Otherwise, you're going to be the one who's going to have to lick the fluff off your teeth, and nobody wants to do that. Oh, Christ, Laura. What's going on? Debris and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The results of the Two Degrees Good Chat relationship study are out. More than 11% of Kiwis would prefer to meet a partner through a dating app.

So this week we've asked you to share with us your awkward dating app stories. Yesterday's was a doozy where she met her cousin that she didn't realise was her cousin who ended up sending her a certain picture of his appendage. So she had her cousin's appendage on her phone. Today's awkward dating app story comes to us from Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, how are you?

What went down? So, yeah, I met this guy on Tinder, met with him, this was a wee while ago now, and met up with him in town, and he was very ridiculously good looking. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. And I was like, yes, I've struck gold here. Super nice guy. We, yep, had fun.

Yeah, okay, yeah, we know what you mean. You had fun, yeah. And then I get a text one day from his girlfriend. Oh. Yeah. And it was, hey, like along the lines of, hey, just wanted to let you know, the guy that you've been seeing, he's actually got a girlfriend. That's me.

We've been together three, four years. He's been lying to you this whole time. Oh, my God. So of course, straight away, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Not once did he mention that. We've been seeing each other for about a month. Of course, straight away, I broke up with the guy and said, don't want a piece of you.

And ended up being friends with his ex. Obviously, we were both his ex at that time. You made a new friend out of it. That happens quite often where the girls bond over the crappy thing. That's like that movie. It's got Cameron Diaz in it. And the other woman. The other woman. Oh, my God. That's got Cameron Diaz in it. And the other woman. The other woman.

Oh, my God. That's exactly it. That's incredible. So out of all of this. Well, you've got the same taste in guys, so you know you've got that in common. And even though he was a D-bag, you got to hook up with a real hot guy. So win-win, I guess. I don't know.

It was definitely a win-win. Well, for sharing your awkward dating app story with us, thanks to Two Degrees, we're going to give you a brand new Samsung S9. Congratulations. Oh, my God, that's awesome. Thank you so much. Thanks, Grace. And remember, it could always be worse.

He could have been your cousin. Honestly, that cousin story. Still could be. He could still be your cousin. Don't do too much digging. Don't look too deep. Don't look too far into it. Anyone I date in New Zealand, just don't look into it.

Nah, area codes. They're not your cousin if it's a different country. If you've got an awkward dating app story you want to share with us, Anyone I date in New Zealand, just don't look into it. Nah, area codes. They're not your cousin if it's a different country. If you've got an awkward dating app story you want to share with us, text it to us now on 9696, and tomorrow we could get you on to share it and give you a new Samsung S9. Thanks to Two Degrees. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Please welcome to the studio, Producer Ellie. Hello. Hello. Usually she comes in to run some games with us, but today, a little bit of hashtag real talk from you, Ellie. Yeah, I do have some things to say, and I have actually spoken about this kind of thing before, when I saw Miley Cyrus getting ridiculed on the internet. Yes. And I had a big rant about it, because I hate when people say things that they have no right to say.

Yeah. Basically, I do some side acting on a YouTube channel, Viva La Dirt League. And it's awesome. And I've done it for a few years and I love it. And the fans are so lovely. It's very funny stuff. Yeah. It's like a gaming channel.

It's really cool. But basically, I haven't filmed with them for a few months. And this morning, my comeback episode was released, basically. It was Ellie's Back. And over the last few months i have gained a few pounds i have i have been eating a lot of donuts no you haven't though you actually haven't coming from a woman who i actually am a larger girl when i hear you say that it makes me feel like a pretty much a fat pig because i don't think you have gained any weight. I don't think you're overweight whatsoever.

I think you look completely normal, beautiful woman. Thank you. Coming from a man who prefers a larger woman, did you enjoy putting on the weight? I did. Do you know what I mean? I don't think you have. I think you look completely natural and healthy.

Thank you. And the thing is, I am not actually a big person at all. No. You can't see Ellie, but she is absolutely not. Yeah. And so basically, I went on this morning, and there were quite a few comments basically going at my weight and how I put all this weight on.

One of my faves was, did Ellie just come back from the chocolate factory? Another one was, let's address the elephant in the room, Ellie. That's not. I mean, it's funny, but it's horrible, isn't it? And you're just like, I'm reading these. I can see these. People don't it's funny, but it's horrible, isn't it? And you're just like, I'm reading these. I can see these. People don't think about that, though. No.

And I have really good friends, people around me, support networks. I'm okay. I'm reasonably confident in myself. But it's made me think, like, what does someone do when they don't have that self-confidence and they see that shit on the internet about them? It just makes me so angry. The thing that annoys me about this, can i comment because i've been through this myself as a woman who does comedy stuff on the internet and the thing that i hate the most is that

oh i just find it so annoying that people just go for that straight away exactly you know and they just feel like they can make a comment about a woman's appearance when for one it has nothing to do with the video whatsoever you know what i mean has absolutely nothing to do with that and two i just think why do they have a right to be commenting about someone they've never met and something that doesn't matter that's the thing they don't and no and nobody does it sucks that for both of you, because this is your passion, like making videos like this,

for you, Ellie, acting, Brie, funny videos like that. That's what you guys enjoy doing. And isn't it shit that you need to be prepared to have that stuff come at you just to do what you like doing? Totally.

Same with female sports people. Like they do their thing and they have to be ready. If they go on the paper or they get posted somewhere, they have to be ready for people to critique them paper Or they get posted somewhere They have to be ready For people to critique them On the way they look

It's not right No one's going and going Oh Jack Goodhue Looks like he's put on A few kilos Exactly No there's no comments About the boys

Although there are A lot of comments About Jack Goodhue's mullet And that's okay Yeah but that's different I'm just joking It is absolutely different Like he wants that

Yeah I didn't go on there To be ridiculed About the way I look None of the boys Have had any comments like that And I'm just going to say Most of different. He wants that. I didn't go on there to be ridiculed about the way I look. None of the boys have had any comments like that. And I'm just going to say most of those comments were actually from males as well, which just upsets me because I'm like, is that all you value about a woman is the way she looks and the size? Click on their profile picture.

I guarantee you they're a car. Yep. A lot of them were. I guarantee you they are a car and there is no real pictures of them there. And I know that you laugh and you sit here and you kind of play it off like it's not a big deal, but I have been there and I know how much it has affected me in my lifetime and what I end up doing from that

and being like, no, I don't want to put that out because I'm scared what someone's going to say. And eventually, I think you need to realise because I know you and you're an amazing, beautiful person and it doesn't matter what someone who doesn't know you says about you on the internet, you know? It's true.

And you're right. That's it at the end of the day. You are right. It's the same who, anyone out there, if they get a comment like that. Yeah, it is hard to ignore because it is like, it's playing on the insecurities that I already have as well, you know?

But I just wanted to remind everyone, when you write something on the internet, just think about it for three seconds before you actually post it. That person, guess what? Most of the time, just think about it for three seconds before you actually post it. That person, guess what? Most of the time, we'll see it. Same with you and I, Clint. Yeah.

And same with stuff that we do here at our show, right? We post videos and stuff online. And sorry to go on a bit of a rant, but people comment stuff every now and then about you, Clint, or about me, or about you, producers. Guess what? We actually read that stuff. We're real people people just like you. I don't come to your workplace and shit on your desk.

No. Do I? No. You put out a video from your work. I'm going to comment on it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Say you've got a stupid moustache.

Yeah. Just be nice to everybody, please. Be kind to everyone. Buck up your ideas, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Whew. Rant over. Greetings, Bree and Clint. Whew. Rant over. ZM's Bree and Clint.

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