ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 9th 2020

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

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Hi everybody, the podcast intro you're about to hear is a lot of fun, but it will contain a lot of swearings. But fun swearing. Yeah. Yeah, but not for kids. Hello everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, Friday edition. Brie is suffering down a warm glass of Prosecco. Yeah, I like it chilled, my Prosecco. Yeah, you're getting the real, this is what it really tastes like.

There's no coldness. It's got an aftertaste on this Prosecco though. Yeah, you know what they describe Prosecco as? Champagne's fun cousin. Really? Yeah. I like that. I'd be stoked with that.

That's great marketing. Yeah, I'd be stoked with that if I was Prosecco. I'm a Prosecco person. Anyway, it's Friday, so let's do an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Yeah! You tell us on our Facebook page, not our main Facebook page, but our Bree and Clint Podcast Family Facebook page, which is a closed group that anyone can join what your birthday is, and we're slowly going through everyone's name and doing their birthday bangers. That's correct. Lena. I'm going to let you take Lena.

Thoroughcuff. Through. Through. Corf. I'm going to say that's cor. Thoroughcuff. Through. Through. Through. Corf. I'm going to say that's corf at the end. Through corf. Through a corf. Through a corf.

Through a corf. Lena Through a Corf. From Queensland, Australia. I think we nailed that. Yeah, I think you probably know her. She's from Queensland, Australia. Yeah, I probably do know her. There's only about seven of us.

That's how you got her name so spot on. Lena, she was born on the 31st of December 1994, so she was 16 in 2010, and here's her birthday banger. As an Australian, you've got to be happy to get Guy Sebastian as your birthday banger. Banger. Yeah. He's such a great guy.

Oh, that wasn't meant to be a pun. He's such a great guy Oh that wasn't meant to be a pun He's such a great guy Sebastian He deserves all the success We're big fans on this show Okay cool Let's do one for Kate Radcliffe-Reed From Christchurch, New Zealand

How good is Christchurch? Well the perfect reply To our first Australian one Getting Guy Sebastian Australian Idol Would be for Kate to get Stan Walker, New Zealand, Australian Idol. Because he won Australian Idol, but he's a New Zealander.

Oh, right. I was like, no, he won Australian Idol. Yeah, no, but he's a New Zealander. Oh, I'm so confused. Kate. Maybe it's the Prosecco, sorry. Yeah, you were born on the 19th of April 1993. So you were 16 in 2009 on the 19th of April.

And in 2009, this had a number one hit. So why I won't pay? It's your day. Check on your fedora and your three-quarter pants. It's Jason Mraz. I'm sure there's no need to He was huge for a minute, wasn't he? Wasn't he?

I liked this song Yep I mean, it was a little bit It was a little bit too happy in the end for me, this song Did he have a real sad song that he released? Did he? I think he did, yeah Did he?

What was it? Let's have a look. Hang on. 2009, yeah, because I was going through a breakup and I swear Jason Mraz had a real sad song.

Okay, so the Jason Mraz that we have is I Won't Give Up. Do you think that's the one? Oh, that could be it. What else? Love Someone. Oh, yeah,

these all could be it. The Remedy. Oh, these all sound like breakup songs. Or Have It All. No, it. The Remedy. Oh, these all sound like breakup songs. Or Have It All. No, it was one of the first two, I reckon. I Won't Give Up is not a sad song, but it could be an inspirational breakup song too. I know the song.

Do you know this? Yeah. I won't give up on love. Or us, yeah. I think they do both. Is it that one? Or is it Jason Mraz, Love Someone? Love is a funny thing.

Whenever I give it, it comes back. He's so Jason Mraz. I know. And it's wonderful. And what was Remedy? The Remedy. Oh, this was a tune. Jason Mraz has gone electric.

Do you remember this? No, not so far. How mid-2000s rock is this, by the way? It's spot on. This could be Lifehouse. This could be Daughtry. Yeah. You don't remember this?

I don't remember this. Wait for the chorus. One chorus. All right. This is all for you, Kate Radcliffe-Reed, by the way. Okay, I got the remedy. The remedy is the experience. Okay, I know this because I've seen a lot of people perform it on America's Got Talent. Oh, right. All the white guys, singer-songwriters come out with their guitar and they do this song.

The song I was thinking of was the first one, I think. The first one, I Won't Give Up. Yeah. Right, okay. One more birthday banger. This one is for Lavinia Washington. Lavinia Washington. She's from the Isle of Man. I know the Isle of Man because a very famous motorbike race takes place there.

Yes, it does. Very famous. One of the most deadly motorcycle races in the world. Yeah, in the whole world. Lavinia, she was born on the 19th of May, 1998. So she was 16 in 2014. And here's her birthday banger. The song

that should have put Rita Ora over the top and made her like one of the biggest stars. Calvin Harris made it while Calvin Harris was on fire. And he made her whole album and the biggest stars. Yeah. Calvin Harris made it. Well, Calvin Harris was on fire. And he made her whole album and then she cheated on him. And so he put the album in the bin. That was a bad move from Rita.

He goes, you can't have the album. Bloody hell, Rita. Can you imagine? That's the rumor anyway. Can you imagine Rita's manager? Bloody hell, Rita. Oh, Rita. Good job.

Why'd you? Oh, for fuck's sake, Rita. Oh, Rita. Good job. Why'd you... Oh, for fuck's sake, Rita. God, Rita. Oh, for fuck's sake, Rita. Rita, I told you to wait until that bloody album was out before you went and got your bloody shit wet by someone else. Can't you keep your foo-foo in your fucking pants for one week, Rita? Calvin Harris is not even that bad looking.

What's he got, a small pee-pee, Rita? Rita! Fucking hell, Rita. You know who's going to get this now? Fucking Taylor Swift. Yeah. You know, Rita, there's plenty of girls out there that he can go be with, Rita. Not just fucking you.

Ben's just plastered our wall with sensor beeps. Ben, you're going to have to do a disclaimer at the front of this podcast. We'll do it for you now. Hi, everybody. The podcast intro you're about to hear Is a lot of fun But it will contain a lot of swearings But fun swearing Yeah

Yeah but not for kids Yeah Alright well the admin's out of the way We need to pick a winner Is it Jason Mraz Is it Guy Sebastian

Is it Rita Ora I feel like it's got to be Rita Ora Yeah I think it's Rita Ora Rita Come and pack all your fucking shit It's Rita Ora. I feel like it's got to be Rita Ora. Yeah, I think it's Rita Ora. Rita! Come and pack all your fucking shit! You know what you fucking did.

That poor Scottish bastard. What did he do to you, Rita? Fucking hell. He's about to have a shitload of plastic surgery. He's going to be so hot in a minute You're right, Rita Tell me, baby, what we gonna do I'll make it easy, got a lot to do Watch the sunlight coming through

Man, Prosecco really is champagne's fun cousin Isn't it? Cause I've been sick and I've been... I bet Rita was drinking too much Prosecco. Before we go, producer Ben, who said to me, oh, I hate white wine, that's disgusting, has just finished his first glass of Prosecco. What do you think?

How'd it go? I have had Prosecco before. It's not my personal favourite, but I haven't had a drink since midday today. All right, Rita,. Take your time, Radar. Have a great weekend, everybody. you down oh oh I will never let you down

have a great weekend everybody thanks mate especially you Prosecco Ben mainly you we'll catch you

guys back next week see ya not you though Ria not you Ria you get the fuck out get in there

and think about what you've done bitch hey sir you wanna bring Clint on Brie and Clint are on air in five Think about what you've done. Bet. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend. Hey, everybody.

Brie and Clint, happy Friday. God, I love a Friday. I know. We're going to take you all the way into the weekend. Today on the show, there is so much going on. We've got more tickets to give away to the All Blacks versus the Wallabies in Wellington. It's on this Sunday.

There's a double pass on the show, but a little sneaky tip for you. There's currently a double pass up on our Bree and Clint Instagram page as well. Yeah, all you have to do is go on our Instagram, tag a mate, and you're in the draw. Tag the mate you want to go to the Bledisloe Cup, tag a mate and you're in the draw. Tag the mate you want to go to the Bledisloe Cup with this Sunday and you're in the draw to win it. We're also pumping it up. Actually, we're going to do that next. I'll tell you about that

in a second, but we've got the COVID rain check at 5 o'clock. That's coming up. And we've got a double pass to the Stonewood Homes Parker versus Farr, the fight of the century at Spark Arena. Yeah, that's exciting, isn't it? It's a sapphire pass. Sapphire pass. Sapphire. Sapphire pass. That's when you know it's Arena. Yeah, that's exciting, isn't it? Big show. It's a Sapphire Pass. Sapphire Pass. Sapphire.

Sapphire Pass. That's when you know it's good. Yeah, you'll be sitting next to some celebrities. Yeah, and you're not going to turn up to Sapphire seats and be disappointed. Right? Nah. No one ever has.

No. No. It's never happened. That's a Brian Clint guarantee. So, okay, what do you need to know? If you want the tickets to the fight, you need to be here just before 4 o'clock, 10 to 4. If you want the All Blacks tickets we're giving away on the show,

that's at 4 o'clock. And the COVID rain check, you need to apply for that at ZM Online before 5 o'clock this afternoon. That's right. But if you want to win some cash thanks to Pump, you need to be here right now. It's time to Pump It Up.

Call now to win with brand clients pumped up. 0800-DIAL-ZM. And we're kicking things off with a banger. Brie and Clint. Clint's favourite. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's Pumped Up with Pumped Sparkling. This is the last one. This is the last one, right?

For the last two weeks. I want to keep going. We've been giving away free cash thanks to Pump Sparkling. All you've had to do is tell us when to stop. Yeah, if you don't stop, then you'll lose it all. Kat, hi. G'day, Kat. Hi, guys.

How are you? Good, good. How are you? Yeah, really good. Thanks. You've got to think, as the last one of these that we're going to do, it'd be rude if the prize money wasn't decent, right? I'm just thinking out loud here.

The last one, we've got to give all the remaining money away. You don't want to leave Kat astray. How much would you be happy with Kat? Anything at the moment. I mean, school holidays. Anything over what? Anything dry? Anything.

Anything over? Come on, come on, Kat. Dream a little. $100? Anything over $100? No. I can go, come on, Kat, dream a little. $100? Anything over $100. No, I reckon go harder than that, Kat. You sound like a 200 girl minimum to me. Okay, you got me.

Kat, don't stop at $200. I reckon go $250 minimum. Kat, I reckon you refuse to get off the radio unless you get $300 this afternoon. Kat, come on get $300 this afternoon. Okay, Kat. Wow. $300. If you miss out and you say stop and it's all done and dusted, Clint and I will pay the rest. We'll pay the money. We've got a deal.

You're hanging on until $300. Okay, cool. Yep. All right, let's do it. We'll give you the $300 if it goes before then, okay? After $300, you're on your own, though. Good luck. $100. $100.

$150. The boys are on. Come on, Kat. $155. You're holding out. $170. $200. $250.

Be brave, Kat. Be brave. $265. You're nearly there. $350. Whoa. Did she say stop? Did you say stop there, Kat? No.

Okay, keep going. Oh, you didn't. Okay, just so you know, you're over the $300 and you're on your own. It's $350. Okay. You're on your own now. If it blows from here, you're a goner. Okay.

Okay. Cool. There's no reimbursement if you blow up from it blows from here, you're a goner. Okay. Okay. Cool. Like there's no reimbursement if you blow up from here. I love how you're just making sure. Just so you understand. And you're at $350. Okay, cool. Cards are on the table.

Here we go. Here we go. Good luck, everybody. $350. $365. $370. $370. Cards! $365. $370. Cat!

Cat. Cat. Oh, no. Did we pump you up too much? The green monster. Yeah, I think you did. What happened to the lady who was happy with $100? I'm going all the way to $600.

No, I was about to. Cat, we're going to get you the $300, okay? Oh, thank you, guys. That's so cool. I feel like we've riled you up. It was our fault. I was like, we've created a monster. That's awesome.

Thank you so much. You're very, very welcome, Kat. Enjoy the rest of the school holidays and we'll get you that $300 ASAP. Thanks to our mates at Pumped, Sparkling, Berry and Lime. It's absolutely fizzing with absolutely no sugar.

A thousand or nothing. Cat's like Leonardo DiCaprio from the Wolf of Wall Street. I ain't leaving. I ain't leaving. They're going to need a wrecking ball

to take me out. I ain't leaving. This week, or last weekend actually, I got my first puppy. Yes. And I was very excited. Went and picked her up and, you know, paid the money for her.

Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston's her name. Very excited. She's a canteria. And then I read a story online that horrified me and I thought, well, is she a canteria? Really? Because. You've been duped.

No, I don't think so. But this story then, you know, made me think twice. Okay. Because a couple in France have talked about how they went and bought a kitten. They found the kitten online and they were after a particular type of kitten. Have you heard of a Savannah cat before? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Ross Boss has got. I don't think so. Really? Because a

Savannah cat is a cross between a wild serval cat and a domestic cat. Yeah, okay. And it looks kind of like a bobcat. Yeah, that's right. Oh, okay. I don't think Ross has that cat. Because Ross found his cat in the desert in Dubai. Oh, okay. No, that looks like a bobcat. No, I don't think Ross has that cat.

Because Ross found his cat in the desert in Dubai. So that's where I thought maybe. Maybe it's a relative. Maybe, yeah. Maybe some sort of, yeah, other type of desert cat. Okay, the cat that you were showing me looks like it belongs in. Looks like a bobcat. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what it looks like. Looks like it belongs in a safari park. And like Savannah cats are actually legal. So wait, this is the cat they wanted? Yeah, they're legal to own in France. Okay. So they were after a Savannah cat. Yeah, so picture a bobcat.

Anyway, so they found this cat online and they did all the paperwork and all that kind of stuff and transported it. Anyway, the cat arrives and guess how much they paid for it? Looks like a fancy cat. I'm going to say that's a $1,000 cat. They paid £6,000. For a cat. Which is about 12 grand.

Yeah. About $12,000 for this kitten. Right, okay, yeah. Anyway, after a few weeks they were like. You should never pay that much for a cat. Do you know why? Why? Because they can run on the road.

Well, that's true. Dogs, you keep them f Why? Because they can run on the road Well that's true Dogs Keep them fenced in Go for your life Well yeah Spend whatever you want on a dog Cats You've got no control over them

And cats can just choose To live with the neighbour As well Yeah well that's true You can pay all that money And they'll just live at the neighbours place And they're like Don't want to live with you

Anyway so they paid all this money For this cat They were very excited Anyway the kitten turned up And it was all good It was fine And had this brand new kitten They were excited And after a couple of weeks They were very excited. Anyway, the kitten turned up and it was all good. It was fine and had this brand new kitten. They were excited. And after a couple of weeks, they were like, wait a minute.

This kind of looks like a tiger. Wow. Wow. Okay. Turns out the Savannah kitten that they had bought off the internet was actually a baby Sumatran tiger. Okay, I've changed my opinion. $6,000 is a lot of money for a cat.

It's a pretty cheap tiger. Well, if you watch Tiger King, that's actually quite expensive. Oh, really? Yeah, because he used to sell, I mean, not saying that that's right. He shouldn't have been selling anything. Let's not let Tiger King set the market price of animals.

Very true. Anyway, Sumatran tigers turns out not legal to own in France and the police have turned up and they've actually done an investigation into all of these people, into trafficking protected species and all this kind of stuff. A lot of people facing charges.

But turns out this isn't the first time something like this has happened. Did you hear about the story last year? A woman from Malaysia, she was arrested after she was found to have a rare bear living in her flat. A bear? Yeah. And what did she try to get?

A cat? She thought it was a rescue dog. Maybe it is worth getting a DNA test done on your dog. That's my dog. It's a Labrador. I got this. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, Kat Dennings from Two Broke Girls and the new show Dollface, which is on Neon, is talking all about New Zealand, and we love it when people talk about us. So what's she saying? She's saying all good things, actually. She went on our little Twitter, not a rampage. I don't know what you call it, a rant. But she basically was saying that she would love and want a New Zealand man to marry her so she can become a New Zealand citizen.

So, by the way, Kiwis are very nice people. I think they're probably the nicest people in the whole world. They're way nicer than Aussies. So I can see why she was a Kiwi husband. Oh yeah, I'm not here, Dean, or anything. Don't worry about me.

Yeah, no, she gets it. But I love it. And you know, you may be having a lot more citizens, you know, after the election. So who knows? So stay tuned. But if you are a single man wanting a actress superstar like Kat Dennings as a wife, get on board, y'all. I saw this story, and she said she's keen for a loveless marriage. She said it doesn't need to be anything romantic.

She just wants citizenship. And this is interesting, too. Isn't that illegal? Yeah, well, maybe if you tweet about it. Cam Mansell from ZM Chart interviewed Kat Dennings about her new show, Dollface, and they ended up following each other on Twitter after that. They have struck up a friendship. What if Cam Mansell enters a loveless marriage with Kat Dennings?

I'm marrying Cam Mansell. Oh, are you? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I. No, trust me. You're also marrying Cam Mansell. Cam and I have decided that if we're not married at a certain age, we're marrying each other.

Right. Okay. I feel like someone needs to advocate for Cam here, and I'm going to say, Cam, hold out for love, baby. Wait for love. Or at least, like, a decent amount of money, you know? I'll buy you stuff, Cam. Same.

Double I. I'll be daddy. Piss off, Dean. You're so attractive. That's the latest. Thanks to Pump Sparkling. You can get that fresh feeling with Pump Sparkling. Berry and lime with no sugar.

Free and Clint. Free and Clint. It is. Free and Clint. Verbal knockout. Stonewood Homes, Parker versus Farr. Joseph Parker fighting Junior Farr live at Spark Arena. It's going down on December the 11th. And today we've got a double sapphire pass up for grabs.

Yeah, this is awesome. Been hardly any live sport this year, so this is going to be a massive fight. Huge. Massive. Huge.

To see a boxing match inside Spark Arena too is going to be very, very cool. We've got two people here to play verbal knockout. G'day, Tash. Hi, Tash.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. You're going head to head with Joe. G'day, Joe. Hi, Joe. How's it going? Good, good, good, good, good.

All right, guys, I'm going to give you a topic and Tash, you're going to kick it off, and you're going to go back and forth naming things within that topic. If you can't think of one within four seconds, you will be buzzed out, and the other person will take that round. Best out of three rounds wins, okay? Okay. All right.

Here we go. Category number one, New Zealand musicians. Stan Walker. Stan Walker. Benny Eilish. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, that was a very short round.

You meant to say Benny, didn't you, Joe? Yeah, well, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unlucky, Joe. All right, round one to Tash. Here comes round number two. Just for the record, Tash, you'll start this round again because you won the last round.

Okay. All right, Tash, your category for the second round is sports that have a ball. Cricket. Rugby. Volleyball. Tennis. Hockey. Rugby. Volleyball. Tennis. Hockey.

Soccer. Baseball. Softball. Ripper. Volleyball. Oh! Tasha had already said volleyball. What's ripper?

Yeah. Okay, hang on. Let us just double check this. Are we accepting ripper? What is ripper? Ripper is in ripper rugby. Ripper rugby is a form of rugby. It is a different form.

Actually, we'll have to take that because we took softball and baseball. So, yeah. Okay, yep. Job done. Sorry, Jo, but Tash, you've taken out the Sapphire Double Pass. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you so much.

You're very welcome. Enjoy that fight on December 11th. Not all fights are fair, you know, even these verbal knockouts. That was brutal. That was there. That was brutal. That joke was brutal. Jo's unconscious. He's knocked out on the mat. That was there. That was brutal. That joke was brutal. Joe's unconscious.

He's knocked out on the mat. Bree and Clint. Have you ever caught a partner on a dating app? Oh, no. Technically, to catch a partner on a dating app, wouldn't you have to be on a dating app? No. You could have friends that are on dating apps

and they take a screenshot and they go, isn't this your partner? Yeah, right. I've never understood people in relationships that are on dating apps and they take a screenshot and they go, isn't this your partner? Yeah, right. I've never understood people in relationships who go on dating apps because you can't control who sees it. Yeah. Like there is no way of you knowing that your partner's best friend who's single isn't going to swipe you up.

Yeah, exactly right. It's so risky. No, I've never caught a partner. You haven't? No. Neither have I actually, to be honest. I'd be so risky. No, I've never caught a partner. You haven't? No. Neither have I, actually, to be honest. I'd be so angry. But then, I mean, there's a lot of things that person could say.

They could be like, that's not me. Didn't a member of our team, I'm not going to use any names, but didn't a member of our team get found on? Ellie. Yeah, it was Ellie. It was an old profile though, right? Because. She hadn't disabled it.

On some dating apps, yeah, if you don't fully disable it, that's what she, that was her. I wasn't going to name anyone. I mean, that was her story. Yeah, right. Yeah, I found it pretty dodgy though. No, I'm just joking. It was.

That was the case. But there's a story about this woman floating around today and she talks about how she figured out that her husband was on dating apps on their wedding day. On her wedding day? On their wedding day. How did she find out?

So apparently in the relationship, it's actually really quite sad, but it wasn't a good relationship. Like he was very, you know, didn't give her any attention, didn't really talk to her, like wasn't good. There was a lot of warning signs and she decided very, you know, didn't give her any attention, didn't really talk to her, like wasn't good. Yeah. There was a lot of warning signs and she decided after this one particular incident to go through his phone. Right. I just wanted to talk about what the incident was where she was like, I've had enough.

Right. She calls it the pizza incident. Mm-hmm. And so apparently she had bought them pizza the night before and she's a vegetarian, so she got vegetarian pizza and he got his meat pizza, whatever it was. Anyway, the next day there was leftovers for both pizzas. The next day she's went into the fridge to, you know, find her pizza to eat for lunch and he's eaten all of her pizza.

He ate the vegetarian one, even though that was the only one she could eat. Exactly. And then she can't eat his. No. So then he can eat his later on. Oh, I thought he was just being like not being thoughtful, but he was actually being vindictive. Yes.

And going, now I can have three quarters of all the pizza. Oh, right. Yeah. So she goes, screw it. I'm going to go into his phone on the wedding day. Yeah, that was the moment where she was like, stuff this, I'm going to go look at his phone. Anyway, she found dating apps on the phone

and she had a look at some of the conversations and he was messaging on the day of their wedding. That's gross. A bunch of women, yeah. So she was like, I've had enough, I'm getting out of here. Did she find this out before the wedding? No, this was after. So she didn't know on the actual wedding day, but she found messages to females from him on the wedding? No, this was after. Oh. So she didn't know on the actual wedding day.

Yeah. But she found messages to females from him on the wedding day. That's why I've always thought that there should be a cooling off period when it comes to weddings. Like, because once you sign the marriage license. Oh, like you can still get out. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you say to the celebrant who's doing the paperwork for you, you say, hey man, just don't post this for a week. Just wait a little while. I think there isn't like a cooling off period. No, I don't think there is. There's not? I think there is. No, I think that's when you buy a new bed. Is that what it's called where you get a wedding annulled? Well, that's what it was on Friends.

I don't know if that is true in New Zealand. Oh, okay. Look, I don't know. I've not needed one. And to be honest, I'm glad there wasn't a cooling off period so my wife didn't have time to change her mind. Yeah, I was going to say it's lucky for people like you so she doesn't get away once you've locked her down.

All right, all right. I can say it. I can say it. You said it. I was just jumping on board your joke. I can say it. You don't need to back it up. I was wondering from people, this is very common I think,

have you caught someone you were dating on a dating app? Yeah. And maybe you didn't catch them but like you know obviously because you wouldn't have been on the dating apps but somehow it got back to you. Yeah. That they were on a dating app and they were caught out. Yeah or did you catch your best friend's partner on the dating app and then you had to tell them about

it. You had to go hey I've found your husband. Oh that's good too. He's on Bumble. I've taken a screenshot. Good news is I swiped yes, so I've matched him. Can you imagine how tight his bumhole would have got when his best friend's friend matched him on Tinder? Yeah. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696.

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Bree and Clint. This has opened up a whole can of worms. We're asking you this afternoon have you caught someone who wasn't meant to be on a dating app on a dating app on a dating app? After a woman discovered that her new husband was actually on Tinder on their wedding day talking to girls. Yeah.

Unfortunately, she didn't find that out on her wedding day. No, she found it out afterwards. She found out that he had been on Tinder on their wedding day. Yes. Unfortunately, by that stage, they were married. Yep. Messy. Has that happened to you is what we want to know this day. Yes. Unfortunately, by that stage, they were married. Yep. Ugh. Messy. Has that happened to you is what we want to know this afternoon.

Exactly. There's a few people texting through on this. Someone said, my friend had suspicions her boyfriend was on the dating app and I made a fake Tinder profile and catfished him. Wow. That's some detective work. And just remember, people, like people get down to the bottom of things. Like especially like I've been in packs of girls where they're like, right, we're going to come up with this plan.

We'll create this profile. Oh, yeah. And it's amazing what people can put together. They should put a group of 25-year-old women on the case to find a cure for COVID-19. Honestly, if anyone's going to find it, it's five Kiwi chats. In a group chat. Yeah, in a group chat with access to Instagram. Yeah, look out.

Let's get Amanda on. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Did you catch someone on a dating app that wasn't meant to be on there? I did.

It wasn't someone, it wasn't a relationship of, you know, a partner of mine, but a good friend of mine had gone overseas for a couple of months and I actually I was a prolific user at the time of a dating app and I brought her partner on there and took a few screenshots, sent him a message and was just like, hey, what's the story? What's going on? And he just played dumb and sort of said it was a friend who set it up for him as a joke. And I'll get it to him.

Yeah, classic excuse. Yeah, that's a classic excuse. Oh, the boys put me on there for a laugh. Oh, I'm just on there for a bit of a game. Yeah, right. Okay, how long before you told your friend the truth? Well, I asked him to tell her. I said, you need to let her know about this.

Yeah. And she came back a few weeks later and then caught up with her and I just suddenly mentioned it. Just said, oh, by the way, this happened. And she said, oh, you know, yeah, I know about that. It was a friend of his just playing a joke. And then that was the end of that conversation. You did all you could do, Amanda.

A month later, they quietly broke up. Yeah. Yeah, right. You've got to leave it there. Yep. You've done your part. Yeah. You've given all the information.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, well. They did break up in the end, so. Yeah, good. Glad she made the right decision. And one day when you're both sloshed, you can turn to her and go, I told you so.

I told you. I love you, but I told you so. I told you. Hi, Jordan, but I told you so. I told you. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi. Who did you catch on a dating app that wasn't meant to be on there? Well, it wasn't me that was caught.

My best friend caught my then partner on Tinder. Oh, wait. So your best, I'm assuming, girlfriend caught your boyfriend on Tinder. Did she match with him? Well, no. She just took the screenshots and was like, what's going on? And then rang me and was like, look, I don't know how to tell you this. I just seen your ex-boyfriend on Tinder.

He's my ex now. But, yeah. So what was his excuse? Did you confront him? I did. I rang her. I yeah. So what was his excuse? Did you confront him? I did. I rang her. I was like, what's going on? And she was like, well, me and the boys were in the van

and I thought it would be real cool to, you know, get on the bus. The same excuse. Stop hiding behind the boys. Yeah. Stop throwing the boys under the bus. The boys got to stop hiding behind the boys and throwing the boys under the bus. Anyway, did you leave them, Jordan? I did, yeah.

Good for you, Jordan. It's just the dumbest way to cheat. I'm not saying there's a smart way to cheat. It is literally the dumbest way. It's the dumbest, most obvious way to cheat. Someone else, there's so many texts on this. I'll just read out a few. Someone said, yes, me and my husband attend church regularly.

We are well known in the community and many of our close friends and family go to church. One day after our service, the vicar came up to me and told me he found my husband on Tinder and they matched. We got a divorce. The vicar told you that he found your partner on Tinder? That's an awkward situation, isn't it? That is. Honestly, that sounds like the plot line to Broadchurch or something. Doesn't it? Yeah. Right, okay. Look out.

Rough. Bree and Clint. Sacky McGarry and Ellie. So it's one nil to me One nil Yes No I got him It's the one second song challenge

Where we go head to head Guessing songs as quickly as possible We play for you guys You've just got to pick a winner Alex got through first Hi Alex Alex the kid Hi how are ya

Oh Alex the man Who are you picking to take on the That was so weird I know right Oh Alex the man. Who are you picking to take on the... That was so weird. I know, right? Oh, Alex the man. You called him a kid and then he came through with this big deep...

Anyway, Alex, who are you picking for the one second song challenge today? I'll go with you, Clint. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That means I've got you,

Soph. Hi. Let's do this thing, mate. Producer Anastasia runs the game What's the deal? So obviously there's heaps of debates Politically going on at the moment So we have decided to do musical duets

One quick thing Obviously normally with the One Second Song Challenge You name the song title and the artist Don't worry about both artists Just say one Okay As long as we get one artist One artist and obviously the song.

And the song title. Okay. Got it. Cool. Ben, let's go with song number one. Great. Jay-Z, Empire State of Mind. Alicia Keys.

I wish I could give you the point. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was so close to accidentally saying Rihanna as well. Oh, yeah. No, Alicia Keys. Well, it was close. You were both really close with your names. So let's go to song number two.

Great. That would be John Travolta. Ooh. Um. Woo. I got more than multiplying. I'm going to need a song. Is it? Ooh. Um. Wee-oo. I got more than multiplying. I'm going to need a song.

Is it? Um. Grease Megamix. Not even close. It's not even that movie? No, no, it is. Okay, right. Thought so. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.

Yes. I'm going to go with, Even a sheep up, because I need a man. You better shape up. I don't know. I'm sorry, mate. Are we done? Yeah.

Oh, what's wrong with us? Yeah. That's like one of my favourite songs of all time. Yeah, clearly. Clearly one of your favourite songs. Before you. Yeah, clearly. Clearly one of your favourite songs. Before you said it was Grease, I was going to say Elton John and

Kiki Dee. Oh, you were way off. All right, Ben, let's play song number three. Clint. Elton John and Kiki Dee. Don't Go Breaking My Heart. Correct.

What are the chances? What are the freaking chances? Producer Ben and I looked at each other and we were like, oh my gosh, this guy. It is one of the greatest duets of all time. Yeah. All right, let's go song number four. Correct.

That is Jordan Sparks, No Air. Correct. Banger. Such a good duet. All right, so the scores are standing with Clint at two, Bray at one. Let's go to song number five. Bray. Oh.

Drives me crazy. Come on, get to the chorus. You know this. Miscuous girl. I'm going to say no. Is that not it? That's a tough one. Clint, do you want to?

Nelly Furtado, promiscuous? Correct. Oh, that's rough. I'm really sorry, but I was looking for promiscuous. Look, I take no pleasure in this victory. I think that's a pretty raw deal, but all right, win's a win. Alex, congratulations.

You've just won yourself some free mobile fuel. Awesome. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Brie and Clint. Here's a question that I already know the answer to, and I'm going to ask it to you, Brie. Do you want new music from Lorde?

I mean, is the Pope Catholic? Well, that's something I checked, yeah. Then bloody oath I do. Okay, well, she's offered it up. Ella. A.K.A. Lorde. I call her Ella because it makes it sound like her. When was the last time you saw or texted your friend Ella?

2016. Well, Lorde and I are closer than you because she motorboated my hand. No. No, I motorboated her hand. No, you motor... I motorboated her hand. Yeah.

That story needs a lot of context. It was an awkward encounter at a broods concert, right? She went to shake my hand. I went to hug her. Her hand was intercepted by my cleavage. Then I shook her for some reason. The rest is history. Yeah.

She's offered up new music. Lorde has gone on her Instagram and she's offered new music. What has she said? There's a catch. If you want it, you have to do something for Lorde. Okay. She's done an Instagram story that said if you're 18 and over, it's time to vote.

We know we live in a special place and adding all of our voices to the conversation, speaking up for our communities or organisations that mean something to us, that's what helps keep it that way. If you vote and do it for our beautiful country and me, next year I'll give you something in return. Which I've just interpreted as new music.

Well, it might be something else. It might be, you know, maybe she's... Cookbook. Yeah, maybe she's making cookbooks now. Yeah, Pilates DVD. I'd buy that. Yeah. Maybe she's going to pay off all of our student loans.

Maybe she's gone into the cookie-making business. Maybe she's going to... Well, you take those too, actually. But, I mean, I read into it that if we vote, she's going to give us new music. Yeah, that's exciting. My question is, how's she going to know? Like, do we all send her a selfie from the polling booth?

Is that a good thing to get going? Do we all do a selfie while we're voting? I don't know. No, not in the booth. Okay, right. Just outside. Just outside with the voting sign. Do we all do a selfie and we tag Lord in it?

And we go, done. just to hurry the process along. And you don't even have to vote either. You can just go to the polling booth. I mean, if you want to... She's not going to... I'm just kidding. If you want to usurp the process, you could absolutely do that. Lord says so, so I mean, what else can we do to convince you? Yeah, right.

Have you say, vote. Do a selfie, tag Lord in it. Yeah. And you may single-handedly prize that new music out of Lord's steely grass. Maybe the more selfies, the more votes, the more songs we get on the album. Yeah, right. She's like, oh man, I'm having to write so many songs. Three million people voted this year. Just a 300 million song album.

Hopefully some new music from Lord coming next year. That's what we take out of that. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never

miss Friday Oki. Thanks Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey. Here we are, another week that we somehow continue to do this segment. Yeah. It's our weekly morale crusher. Yeah, sometimes it's good to just be, you know, knocked down a few times.

It's humbling. Yeah, you know, sending us into the weekend. Sometimes our heads are a bit too big, so this really brings us back to earth. It is good. It was my turn to pick a song this week, and I picked it based on my new puppy, Whitney Houston. Right. Who is a handful and a big troublemaker. Yeah, Bree's very tired.

She's covered in scratches from dog bites. I don't know that she knew what she was getting herself into with this puppy. I feel like, you know, no, she's been pretty good the last couple of days, I would say.

She's not listening. You can say whatever you want. Oh no, she's absolutely She's always listening. She's a nightmare. Okay, what's our song? The song is Taylor Swift, I Knew You Were Trouble.

Okay. Tough, trouble, trouble. Okay. Tough song to master, I think. Quite a tough song to master, yes. Because Taylor Swift, turns out, she can sing. Turns out she's very talented. Brie will go first, then you'll hear mine, and then we want you guys to pick the winner of Friday Okie.

Good luck. Once upon a time A few mistakes ago I was in your sights You got me all alone You found me You found me You found me

And he's long gone When he's next to me And I realize The blame is on me Cause I knew you were trouble When you walked in The shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been

Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Trouble, trouble, trouble Were you going for the screaming goat? I was, yeah. That sounds like a crow. Ah! I know the bit you're doing. You're doing this for day. Actually, pretty good Okay that's Breeze Friday Oki

Is it better than mine? You guys are gonna decide Once upon a time A few mistakes ago I was in your sights You had me alone You found me You found me You found me, you found me, you found me.

And he's long gone when he's next to me. And I realise this song is not for me. Cos I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I've never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble. If you were my real friend, you would never have made me sing that song. I didn't realise it was going to sound like that. You know what I'm capable of and you know what I'm not capable of. Someone's already texted us in and said, are they deliberately putting you out of tune in post because no one is that bad at singing?

Yeah, that one was directed towards me because yours hadn't played yet. Right, okay, oh well. So I appreciate that text. Whose was the best, okay? Whose is the best Friday Oki this week? You can vote right now. 0800 dial ZM and have your say. We're looking for five votes to decide it.

Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! You've just heard two Friday Okies Two Taylor Swifts Indistinguishable in their quality as to whose was whose Bree sounded like this Trouble, trouble, trouble Demonic, and mine sounded like this. Oh!

Oh! Trouble, trouble, trouble. Painful. Yeah, it's a tough chorus to sing, turns out. We've put you guys in a tricky position this week, but one person has to win. Julie's going to help us. Hi, Julie. Happy Friday.

Hi, guys. How are you doing? Why are you laughing, Julie? Oh, my God. I had to pull the car over I thought I was going to crash You know that both of us did our best This is a serious singing segment You know neither of us went in there to intentionally lose, right?

I'm sorry, it was awesome Both of you were awesome Thank you Julie, we appreciate that That lie from you Julie It's a white lie to make us feel better. Who's won Friday Oki this week, Julie? For the sheer laughter and love.

Clint, it's got to be you, man. You were awesome. Thank you, Julie. I appreciate it. Have a great weekend. Casey's here. Hi, Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi. How old are you, Casey? I'm 28. Oh, you're 28? 28? That's fine. Oh, you're 28?

That's fine. There's no age limit to vote in this game. No, there's not. We'll believe you when you say you're 28. Who won Friday Oaky this week, Casey? Brie. Thank you, mate. I appreciate your vote, Casey. And that's from a 28-year-old too.

He knows. He knows good music. They know what they're talking about. Been around the block a few times. Hannah, hi. Hi, Hannah. Hi. What are you doing, Hannah? Who Hannah, hi. Hi, Hannah. Hi. What are you doing, Hannah?

Who are you voting for this week? Tell us. It's actually pretty hilarious. Me and my eight-year-old were listening to it. Yeah. And once Clint started playing, she goes, at least that's better than Breeze. Wow.

Why am I copying such hard comments from all the kids these days? Yeah. I think you did great, Breeze. I thought I didn't such hard comments from all the kids these days. I think you did great, Bruce. I thought I didn't do too bad this week. This is what's important then. Is it you or is it your eight-year-old who's casting the vote? I've let the eight-year-old win today, so Clint, the vote goes to you. Okay, I appreciate it.

I'm robbed. Kerry's here. Hi, Kerry. G'day, Kerry. Good afternoon. Who's got it? Who Kerry. G'day, Kerry. Good afternoon. Who's got it? Who won Friday Oki this afternoon with Taylor Swift? Oh, my God, for sure.

End time value's got to be Brie. Yeah, right? Thank you, Kaz. Kept me in the competition, mate. I appreciate it. We've made it to tie break. Carly, hi. Hello, Carly.

Hello. It's two all. Have you ever had this much power? It's like it's election night and it's 50-50 and you've got to choose Judith or Jacinda. You're in charge right now. You're going to pick the winner of the whole segment. Oh, that's a lot of pressure, but I'm excited.

Who are you sending into the weekend with a Friday Oki win, mate? I have to say, for that sick seagull noise, it has to be Bree. Hands down. Thank you, Carly. Sick and dying seagull noise. It was definitely a dying one. All right, congratulations.

I have not laughed so hard. You don't need to do it. We've got a hot replay for you. Oh, crap. Trouble, trouble, trouble. Thanks, everybody. Thanks, Carly. Thanks for all your votes, everybody.

Brie and Clint. Gear up if you're a paleontologist because I've got some big news. Do you reckon we're big in the paleontology community? Maybe. Yeah? I hope so. Right, okay. Because I've got some really big dinosaur news.

A Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton has been sold at auction for a record-breaking price, earning the title of the world's most expensive dinosaur. I wouldn't have thought you were allowed to sell a dinosaur. I would have thought that was exclusively the domain of museums. Like if you dug up a dinosaur, then the paleontology community come and they're like, shotgun. Everything has a price, Clint. Right.

Everything. And this dinosaur skeleton, which they have named Stan, sold for $31.8 million. Wow. On October the 6th. Is that a picture of it there that I'm looking at? So get this. I found this so interesting.

So Stan is one of the best actual fossils, as in terms of how many bones it has, and it's about 70% of the full skeleton. I couldn't tell you what was missing, but looking at him there, looking at Stan, he looks like the complete package to me. He's got his tiny little T-Rex arms, he's got his giant T-Rex head.'s got his tiny little T-Rex arms.

He's got his giant T-Rex head. So get this. That T-Rex skeleton, the real one that was just bought for over $30 million, Stan, chances are if you've seen a T-Rex in a museum, it's a cast of Stan's skeleton. Oh, he's the blueprint. He is the blueprint because his skeleton has got 188 bones intact. Yeah. It's about 70% of the skeleton. It's the most, yeah, altogether T-Rex skeleton that they've found.

He's the Al McPherson of T-Rexes. He really is, yeah. He's the blueprint. Before this, the closest T-Rex skeleton that they sold was purchased back in 1997. Her name was Sue, the skeleton, and it was $8.4 million. So a lot more. Sue?

Yeah, Sue the T-Rex. That's not a scary name at all. If you had the money and the space in your house, because that's the other bit you've got to think about, where are you putting them? What dinosaur would you get? In the foyer. No, not where would you put them. Okay, no, that's a better question. Where would you put them? In the foyer.

Greeting people as they came in? Yeah. Because then, if you ever had people who broke into your house, oh my god, they'd shit their pants. That's the exact reason why I would put them in the toilet. How would you fit a T-Rex in the toilet? How would you fit a T-Rex in the toilet? How would you fit a T-Rex in the foyer?

Because the foyer is the biggest centre of the room. Where do you live? Beverly Hills. I've been to your house. Yeah, I'd put it in the backyard then, that might blow. Dream Big New Zealand. Maybe that's what they should put on the lotto ad next. So much money

You can buy yourself your own T-Rex I mean I would be impressed Yeah that'd get me buying a ticket That's big D energy right there Big D Big dinosaur energy That That's just a real

You know T-Rex skeleton over there That's so 15 year old Ben Simpson For almost a decade and a half, so 15 years, has exclusively only eaten one thing. Right, okay. What do you think it was? I said before chicken nuggets, and I wasn't joking. I can imagine.

I love chicken nuggets. I can imagine his parents were like, he was a fussy to start out with, and they're like, well, we've got to get some kind of protein into him. So he grows. Kids love chicken nuggets. And kids love chicken nuggets. So I'm going to lock in chicken nuggets. For 15 years, Ben Simpson exclusively ate sausages. So this all began when he was weaned off his mum's milk. And he decided...

He was off the milk and straight on to the sausage. He was going to have some sausages. And he has eaten sausages, breakfast-style sausages, three times a day with a drink of water to help wash it down for the last 15 years. Breakfast sausages are probably, I think, the fettiest sausages. What, chipolatas? Chipolatas.

They're usually smaller and thinner. You can down them in one go. My daughter is 15 months old, loves sausages. Yeah. And I think they find them fun. They can hold them in one hand. It's a complete meal. Who doesn't love a snag?

Who doesn't love a sausage? They are great. And I guess it's better than chicken nuggets because at least he could vary up what was in there. He could be having a beef sausage, a chicken sausage, a pork sausage. I think he just had one standard flavor. Oh, really? I think so. What if it was like a pre-cooked?

I think it is, yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Fake meat where they can't actually call them sausages? I don't know. I'm not too sure. But it says here they were big bags of Richmond skinless sausages.

Oh, why are you having a skinless sausage? That's what they were. Anyway, it says in this article his mum said that she was spending around 60 pounds a month, which is about 120 bucks-ish, give or take. Yeah. So she would spend around 700 to 800 pounds a year on sausages. How has he broken the habit? Because I reckon there's some sausage lovers out there right now going,

Ben Simmons is the guy I need. He's the motivation I need to get off the sauce. Yeah, because this is actually, they're saying that it was actually a food disorder. And it's actually a really nice story because a guy called David Kilmurry saw his story on Facebook and said, oh, I can help you. Yeah. And it's actually a really nice story because a guy called David Kilmurry saw his story on Facebook and said, oh, I can help you. Yeah. Anyway, did some Zoom sessions because they weren't close to each other. And yeah, apparently he's been cured.

He's cured of his sausage addiction. After a couple of sessions, he's now eating other stuff in his diet. The trick was introducing new foods slowly they started with um chicken nuggets he's like oh these taste kind of similar yeah and that's as far as they've got now cheerios diet i and cheerios were good yeah the guy put it this way the guy absolutely loves going to bunnings and that's never going to change no No, ever.