ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 10th 2020

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

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yeah don't look at me like that oh don't look at me like this are we rolling oh we're rolling hi everybody welcome to the brie and clint podcast can i ask because i know there's a reason why i'm asking this no i actually know i can't ask that i can't legally ask that question why Why? Don't worry. No, I was going to ask what podcast app do you guys use? And then I realized we're contractually obliged, which I use it anyway. Obviously, I was going to say that. iHeartRadio.

Yeah, I use iHeartRadio. Me too. That's the one I use. And that's the one I was going to say. Yeah. So don't worry about that question. I thought you were going to ask me if I plan on having babies in the next however many years before hiring me.

No, you're not allowed to ask women that question. Well, you think that. You know what happened to me once? My old workplace, I was sitting – we didn't have an office, me and my old radio show. Me and my co-host, we sat in like this weird like hallway that they shoved us into. So we could hear like meetings and like you know people

talking in their offices yeah and this one day i heard this conversation um where i'm not going to say who it was but there was someone interviewing someone and he asked it because she already had a baby and he asked if she planned on having more babies in the near future. Yeah. And I sat there and I listened to her. The feminist in you when you cannot. I actually. Yeah. It was just reflex. I was like, you can't ask that.

Oh, you said it. Oh, right. Okay. And then I was like, oh, that was inappropriate. And he's like, you can't listen in to interviews. I was like, well, get your own office then. Get a door. Yeah.

I was like, give us a real office. God's sake. I've had chats with, I won't say their name. I was like, give us a real office. God's sake. I've had chats with, I won't say their name because I don't want to get them in trouble. No, don't say names. But male bosses before who have said, and they know the rules. And I totally understand why it's an inappropriate question. Because I understand that there's a lot of pressure on women anyway to have children. And then there's also pressure on you to have a career

and then you're going to be, you don't want to be cut out of a job because of ba-da-da-da-da, all of that. As women, we feel like we can't have both. A hundred percent, and I get that. But I'm friends with someone who is a boss and is a man and he said he knows he can't ask the question, but it stops him from having those conversations with his employees that he's friends with too.

So he can't even be like, are you guys thinking about having kids? Because he doesn't want it to come across as that. Well, to be honest, that's probably good because you should never ask someone, are you guys planning on having babies anyway? Because it is a very sensitive topic for a lot of people. Of course it is. Because sometimes you don't know what's going on behind the scenes. And it's just not a good question to ask.

Because for one, stop snooping. And for two, people might be trying and having a hard time. Is there a version of that question that you can ask? Because I get, why haven't you guys had kids is a rude question. Very rude. Or I thought you guys would have had kids by now. Even ruder. But would

you guys like to have children? Like... I think... I mean, you don't need to ask the question anyway, but It's even ruder. But would you guys like to have children? Like – I think – I mean, you don't need to ask the question anyway, but – No. I mean, is it really going to affect your life if you don't ask that question? Yeah, but it's still something that people are interested in. You go, you guys are awesome.

You guys would make great parents. Do you want to have kids? I think it's just such a – It's something that people don't talk about the struggle of um having kids yeah people always are like like talk about the joy of having kids and you know you always hear about you know when people get pregnant you don't hear about people's long struggles and battles to have children so like there's friends of mine um there's this one really good friend of mine actually i'm not going to say who it is because it's so personal, but they struggled to have kids for about seven years.

And she was like, I just don't want to talk about that with anyone outside of my personal bubble because it's so personal. Yeah, it's painful. Painful to talk about. Can you imagine? Seven years. Yeah. That's a long time.

And it'd be all you think about. And the last person you want to talk about is bloody Joe from work. Who's got 14 kids. Yeah, who's like, oh, what are you going to have on? You don't have one of mine if you want. Fuck off, Joe. Mind your own business. Get out of my uterus, Joe.

Yeah, Jesus, Joe. Okay, any administration, podcast administration that needs to be covered off? Anything we need to? No. No. No. Any administration Podcast administration That needs to be covered off Anything we need to No No No I did have all the stats Of where everyone's listening

On what platform Yeah I'm interested But that's already We've gone past that have we We can come back to it Hey podcast We can do whatever the hell I am interested to know

Where people are listening To this podcast I'm interested to know What countries I can give you that too I can give you countries Yeah that's quite interesting to me We can start with platforms.

Can you just break that data down, please, mate? In the last month. Number one. Number one is Apple. Apple Podcasts. Apple Podcasts. Really? Yeah.

Okay. Number two, Spotify. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And number three, iHeartRadio. Oh, our favorite one. The best platform. The best one.

Yeah. The home of podcasts. The home. No Google Podcast app on there Not that I saw Can you go up How many streams have we had Oh that's fair

1,326,035 That's all of you listening right now That's friggin insane We're like the Dua Lipa of podcasts Weird Weird comparison We're like the Dua Lipa of podcasts yeah weird weird comparison okay we're like the Jason Derulo

of podcasts that's good Jason Derulo what he used to tick tock yeah yeah okay not that

good we're getting too far ahead of ourselves our number one country listening to this podcast is New Zealand

we have 31,000 listeners of this podcast oh that's percent damn it in the last month yeah don't get ahead of yourself okay our number one country is New Zealand. We have 31,000 listeners of this podcast. Oh, that's percent. Damn it. Yeah, it's the average percentage in the last month. Yeah, don't get ahead of yourself. Okay, our number one country is New Zealand.

Our number two country is Australia. Yeah, the Aussies. Thanks, Bree. You're welcome. And number three is the States. Now, that's all the people that Bree hooked up with when she lived in the States. Oh, true. Yeah, hello, guys.

That's viral marketing. And then our fourth is the UK. We get a lot of messages from people in the UK. Yeah, we do. We got sent those penguins. Yes, we got sent penguin biscuits. Oh, and the lotto. Oh, yeah.

Thank you for that. Oh, the lotto was nice as well. And then Canada. The UK has been generous to us. And then Ireland. And then after that, it really starts to slip away. Although, you know, you guys deserve a mention. Then South Africa.

Then Norway. Then Germany. And then Sweden. Love Norway. By city, if you're interested. Auckland is first. Christchurch, Sydney. G'day, Sydney.

Brisbane, my hometown. Wellington, Melbourne, Perth, Todonga, Adelaide, Hamilton, and other. Yeah. Right, this is suitably self-indulgent, but interesting. Yeah. So, well done, Ben. Thank you for bringing that Anything else we need to cover off What's that Smartwatch I quite like the top and tail comment on our

Oh yes we should cover that off Anastasia Very good for bringing that up We need to cover that off We were It was brought to our attention On the podcast family page on Facebook that you recognised Ben's shoe scent, but it was actually mine. So comment.

Finish the conspiracy theory. So someone has said that they reckon you've never topped and tailed with Ben because you didn't recognise the right shoe scent. Now you've missed the conspiracy. The theory was, because you made me sniff a shoe yesterday and I went... Read the comment. Yeah, read the comment.

Okay, so this came in from Ben Chambers. Hello, Ben. It's lovely to talk to you. Thank you, Ben. We appreciate your feedback. Hey, Clinton Roberts. Is this the reason you thought the shoe smell was from producer Ben? Was it because it reminded you of the smell from Top and Tailing?

Definitely needs to be discussed about on the podcast intro today. Don't you agree, Brianna? I definitely do agree, and I'm so glad you remembered, Anastasia. So he's suggesting that I can recognise Ben's foot smell from top and tailing with him. But I wasn't able to recognise Ben's foot smell because I was actually smelling Bree's shoe. Right, so I am going to lay all of the rumours to rest right here. There was no top and tailing. It was actually a little bit different.

Ben was topping and Clinton was bottoming. And you know what? If it lays that other conspiracy theory that you created to rest, then that's absolutely what happened. That's 100% what happened. That is the truth.

Only facts on this show. Hard off the press. Who would be the top and bottom? Alright, play us out, podcast dolphin. No, I want to tell you that I can stay. No, I want to tell you. Let's go. You and I can stay.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Spree and Clint. Can I use our position, our platform for myself for a second? Absolutely. You and I were just talking about things that Aussies and Kiwis both have in common in foods, which is a lot. It's a lot. I want to know, because I was telling you about the Chico roll, which is quintessentially Australian.

Do you think anywhere in New Zealand, like a fish and chip shop or anywhere does a Chico Roll? I can't say because I've never had a Chico Roll. I've heard you talking about them before. Oh, my God, I'm obsessed. Sometimes Brie will go into this glazed state where she transports herself home in her mind. She's like, oh, I'd murder a Chico Roll right now.

What's that ice cream you like? A bonbon. A bonbon. Oh, maxi bon. She's like, I want to have some gay time. I love a gay time. And chicken roll comes up. I haven't had one, so I don't know if anyone does a chicken roll. God, I would kill for a chicken roll right now. Just if you're listening right now and you're like, my bakery does chicken rolls. She's not talking about

chicken rolls. Because I thought that's what she was talking about, like a chicken and mayo roll. That's not what she was talking about like a chicken and mayo roll. That's not what she's talking about. A Chico C-H-I-K-O roll. From what I can tell it's like a deep fried

It's like a spring roll but it's breaded on the outside. Yeah, yeah. I mean it's so horrible. Does it have random shit like cabbage inside it? Oh yeah, it's cabbage

and other weird related products. It's all leftovers. Yeah, it's just a bunch of weird stuff but I just love it so much. All right. If anywhere in New Zealand does a Chico roll,

please text us on 9696. Oh my God, I'm so excited for these texts if someone knows of one. Yeah, I think, yeah. Don't hold your breath. I won't. Because you've got to find them and then you've got to taste them to see if it's...

I'm telling you, if someone texts us and says there is one somewhere, I will fly there. She's off. I will fly there to get it. She's not doing the rest of the show. Today on the show, 50K Fact of the Day is back at 4 o'clock. We'll have your question for today's Fact of the Day.

Just before then, about 5 to 4, you can win $500. Yeah, not far away. Up next, we are talking Adam Sandler movies because it is Adam Sandler's birthday in America today and there's been a vote taken about what is the greatest

Adam Sandler film of all time if you want to have your say you can text it through to us on 9696 it's been three years of doing this show we've never missed

Adam Sandler's birthday once ever and we don't plan to start this year we had the leading show to cover Adam Sandler's birthday yes I know it was yesterday,

but it's today in the States. So it still counts. So it still counts. You know, this is a big day. Friend of the show, Adam Sandler. Happy birthday. We do birthday shoutouts now. We've got a birthday book in the studio. And it's got one name in it.

Adam Sandler. It's actually Adam Sandler's book in the studio. And it's got one name in it, Adam Sandler. It's actually Adam Sandler's birthday in America today. It was his birthday yesterday here. Yeah, we forgot. Sorry, Adam Sandler. We forgot to open the book. Quick age game. How old is Adam Sandler today?

Oh, quick age game on Adam Sandler. I'm going to say Adam Sandler has just turned 54. 60. 60? 60? Fine, 50. No, no. That is so offensive. No, you don't get to judge his guess.

That is offensive to Adam Sandler. Anastasia? 42. No, 48. Sorry. On your kind. 54 today for Adam Sandler. Did I nail it?

Yes. Yes. And interesting, because it's his birthday today, there's been a poll done on what is Adam Sandler's greatest movie role. You don't realise how many films this guy has done. There's so many. Some amazing, some horrific. Yeah, speaking of amazing ones,

what's that Netflix one with Jennifer Aniston that he's put out recently? Murder Mystery. Murder Mystery. It's not that bad. It could get worse. He's done worse. Have you watched the Zohan movie? Oh, don't mess with the Zohan.

Or Jack and Jill. Oh, don't say that. Both terrible films. But there's good stuff too. But there's amazing stuff. I love Adam Sandler. And I wanted to go around the room and get everyone's take on what movie do you think is his greatest movie role ever?

Okay, you kick us off. It's so hard to pick, but if I had to, I'd say the biggest original breakout movie for me would be Happy Gilmore. Yes. It's a great movie. That's the golf one? That is the golf one. Yeah, obviously I know that.

Why didn't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me. He beats up Bob Hope in the film. It's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me. He beats up Bob Hope in the film. It's great. Yeah, it's good. What about you?

Oh, my clip's not here. Oh. Why didn't you load my clip? What was your clip? The wedding singer. Oh, sorry, mate. Why didn't you load my wedding? Oh, no, sorry, mate.

We thought you were going to sing as a... Oh, yeah, you sing it. You sing it. Yeah. Why did I bother getting a clip if you weren't even going to... Sorry, mate. We thought you were going to sing as a Oh yeah you sing it. You sing it. Why did I bother getting a clip of you even when you were going to Sorry mate it's

sitting here ready but I think the wedding singer Apparently the bad mood has carried on from yesterday. Okay well none of your clips are loaded

now. I've already done mine. Fine then I choose Waterboy. Okay you're Waterboy for you. Yeah I choose the

other movie that Brie was going to say. Water sucks. It really. Whoa! Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks. It really, really sucks. You don't mean it.

You're very people. Medulla Ablangata. It was like literally on the fence of too stupid, but it was like riding that line. Yeah, you nailed it. Which is why I liked it. Producer Ben, what do you see on the list? Yeah, mine was Happy Gilmore as well. Yeah, you nailed it. Which is why I liked it. Producer Ben, what are you throwing in the mix? Yeah, my mom was Happy Gilmore as well.

Yeah, you used her. Happy Gilmore, oh. Well, I've got a new one. Now we can play it again. Why don't you just go home? That's your home. Yeah. Are you too good for your home?

It's a great film. Master me. I don't blame you for copying me. Producer Anastasia, what movie are you picking? I'm picking Click. Oh, yeah. Click is so sad, though. It's so sad.

No, but I just love the concept of it that I always think, like, when I'm in a really boring, like, family function. That you could fast forward. It always comes up in my head and I go, that was a smart idea, Adam Sandler. No, you've missed the point of Click. You've missed the whole moral of the story.

The whole point of the movie is don't fast forward the boring bits because it's the boring bits that make life special. Nah, I agree with you, Anastasia. Can you say that again and we put some emotional music through it? Because maybe then it would actually... It'd be really good because we could fast forward this whole radio break right now. That would be great, yeah.

Yeah, it'd be good. Oh, at $100.00, what's the best Adam Sandler movie? I'll tell you what the results are after we poll everyone. There's a lot of people. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Because I don't want to, you know, influence people. Yeah, right. So 9696, you can text us or you can call us 0800-DIALS-IT-M.

You tell us what the movie is and Producer Bin may or may not load a clip of that movie for you. We need that click remote right now for Ben. Poor Ben. Brian Clint. Happy birthday to our mate Adam Sandler. We need that click remote right now for Ben. Poor Ben. Happy birthday to our mate Adam Sandler. 54 today. Still pumping out the hits.

Still pumping out the hits like Wallet Phone Keys. That was a great tune. I didn't watch that new Netflix stand-up. Is it good? It's so good. Wallet Phone Keys. I think that's how the song goes. Keys, wallet, phone. Keys, wallet, you know, whatever.

Anyway, there's been... Potato, potato. Potato, potato. There's been a poll done on what is Adam Sandler's greatest film ever. There's so many to pick from. So we've opened up the phones to see if we're on the same page. Okay, Jackson's here. Hi, Jackson.

Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hello? Do you know what the greatest Adam Sandler movie of all time is? Yeah, it probably has to be Don't Mess With The Zohan. I want to cut and style hair. Jackson, come on. Jackson, are you serious? Yeah, you want to make everything silky smooth.

No, you're winding us up. You're winding us up with Don't Mess With Zohan. You can tell in Jackson's voice he doesn't truly believe that. But too bad, joke's on you because you just put a vote down for Don't Mess With Zohan. That's fine, everyone's got their own opinion. To Neil, hi. Hi. Hi.

Who are you putting, what movie are you putting a vote in for? Grown Ups, one and two. One and two? Yeah. Was Grown Ups the one with Ice Cube in it? No, he wasn't in it. Oh, no, that's Daddy Daycare. Whoops, don't worry.

No, he wasn't in that either. What's the one where Ice Cube's in an inflatable boat and he's wearing a life jacket? That's a meme. There's a picture of him in NWA. Is it Ride Along? I don't know. Anyway.

No, Grown Ups is a great movie. Oh, what's the best Ice Cube movie? We should do that tomorrow. Made Adam Sandler a packet of money, that movie. Did it? Yeah. William, hi. Hi, William.

Good. How are you? Some people were texting us going, if you like Adam Sandler movies, you are unintelligent and you don't know comedy. I love Adam Sandler. To those people we say,

Exactly. Yeah. So deal with it. William, what is the greatest Adam Sandler movie of all time? Little Nicky. Little Nicky. I remember that movie. I have an apartment. I'm not sure where. My dog knows though. You have a dog? What kind? I don't know. I'm not sure where. My dog knows, though. You have a dog?

What kind? I don't know. I'd ask him, but he's uptown meeting his contacts. He was the devil's son? Yeah, he was Satan's son. That is a very obscure left field pick, but I like it. We'll get one more from Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How you going? Good. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. Please say the movie I've been thinking this whole time, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. Please say the movie

I've been thinking this whole time, Sarah. What's the greatest Adam Sandler movie of all time? 50 First Dates. Yes! 50 First Dates.

How did we miss this one? That's the Drew Barrymore one. That's so good. It is one of his best films. It's got comedy. It's got romance. It's so good. Ben, what happened

to our 50 First Dates clip that we had? Oh, that was actually your Wedding Singer clip. Oh, you just called it the wrong thing. Yeah, I just labeled it the wrong thing. Well, Sarah, you said 50 First Dates, but how would you like to hear a clip from the Wedding Singer instead? Uh, yeah, go on. No, I don't.

This is my fiancé, Glenn. I don't even know your last name. It's Ghoulia. Julia's last name is going to be Ghoulia. Julia Ghoulia. That's funny. Why is that funny? I don't say Glenn. I don't even know your last name. It's Ghoulia. Ghoulia's last name is going to be Ghoulia. Ghoulia Ghoulia. That's funny. Why is that funny? I don't know.

I just... That was good. Yeah, perfect. Meshed really well with 50 First Dates. That's such a good suggestion, Sarah. All right, let's get the results of the poll. A few others from the text machine just to throw them in the mix. Big Daddy, Billy Madison, great movie as well.

Blended, just go with it. There's so many films. But the top movie as voted by a bunch of random people, Happy Gilmore. Oh, there you go. That was the first one we said. Why didn't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home?

Answer me. Second was The Waterboy. And third was Grown Ups. Oh, there you go. Which I don't know if I agree, but... Tomorrow, we'll do Jim Carrey's Greatest Bones. Oh, I'm here for it. I love Jim Carrey. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He broke the news to us yesterday, the Kardashians. Keeping up with the Kardashians is finished. Today, Dean's telling us they went to extreme lengths to try and keep the show going. Dean, what's the deal? Oh, talk about this.

Speaking of deals, $40 million is what the team were offered for one more season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. $40 million is what Kim, Chris, Kendall, Kylie, they all turned it down. Let me tell you something. Now, I know you're sitting there thinking, why would someoneians. $40 million is what Kim, Chris, Kendall, Kylie, they all turned it down. Let me tell you something. Now, I know you're sitting there thinking, why would someone turn down $40 million? Let's talk numbers because can I just say

they didn't need the money. Kim Kardashian made $50 million in the first six months of this year. Kylie Jenner made $590 million when she sold half of her Kylie Cosmetics campaign. Kendall Jenner was the highest paid model in the world in history last year. They don't need the money.

And the best part, Kris Jenner gets a cool 10% of all of that. So if you're wondering why they turned down $40 million, there's your answer. Here's an interesting, so it was $40 million between them, correct, Dean? Yeah. So who's included in that? Yeah, does Rob get a cut? Does Scott diss it because he's quite frequently in the show? Yeah.

Because I just want to do the math and then divide it by them to see how much that would be each. I think they actually get paid differently. So Rob, you know, Rob doesn't need the money. He's got that stock company, remember? Yeah, he's killing it. He's killing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's killing it. No, they all get paid differently. You know, you might have seen, what's her name? Courtney, I always forget her. Bless her. She wasn't in as many episodes last season, so she only gets paid per episode. They all get paid per episode.

Kanye got a little cut this year as well. He was in a couple of episodes. So they kind of based it on how many episodes, how many minutes you're on screen and that kind of thing. And then, of course, Chris gets her cut, and then 10% of all of that. So that's how they balance it out. But remember, this is just really all it was was a one-hour promotional show for all of their different businesses.

The show itself drove them to their socials and on their socials where they sold their skims and their makeup and their socks lines. It's brilliant. It's completely brilliant. Just for argument's sake, argument's sake. Yeah. Let's say there's seven main ones. Chloe, Kim, Courtney, Scott, Kendall, Kylie and Chris. Yeah.

Let's say there's seven. 40 million divided by seven. 5.7-ish million each. Oh, not worth getting out of bed. Yuck. Oh, what a crappy offer. No thank you, E! Channel. Yuck.

Not even a cool six. That is the latest brought to you by Old El Paso. You can launch into myth free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. I want to talk about dreadlocks for a second. Oh, yeah. Because I saw this story that's doing the rounds, and it's about a woman who has had dreadlocks for a long time. I think years and years, but she started a new thing

where she collects her pet dog's hair and she has the dog hair worked into the bottom of her dreadlocks. Oh, yeah? So she can have a piece of her dog... Closer to her. Closer to her. Apparently, there's an Instagram post in Philadelphia,

a hair salon called Rebel Rebel and it shows a photograph of the matted dog up in the dreads. Apparently, quite a common thing. Really? Yeah.

So apparently, people come in and they ask for their horse's hair to be braided into things or to be put into the dreads. Or their own child's hair clippings. Oh, that's even more interesting. Right. Okay. Dreadlocks are incredibly special to people who have them. Well, most people.

I saw this TikTok the other day of a guy who'd had dreadlocks for 10 years and he cut them off. And when he cut them off, he like showed where he'd cut in the bottom of the dreadlock and it was just pure white inside, kind of like a licorice. The hair inside it was white. It wasn't hair. Oh, what was on the inside of it? Dandruff.

Oh, really? It's like skin and, no, because he's had it for so long it all gets matted up inside. Yeah. But can you imagine having something for 10 years and then cutting it off? It's so crazy. You see Rastafarian people in there who have, and dreadlocks are part of their culture and they're like

all the way down their back and you go, that is incredible. But then the people who just have them for fashion I always think if they get quite long and then you cut them off yeah the it's what I imagine you having your hair tied up really tight and then taking it out at the end of the day must feel like like you imagine the feeling if you just had fashion dreads and then they came out I just imagine that would feel like taking your bra off after having had it on for three years. Trust me, that is the best feeling, and I would never wear a bra for three years.

Bree and Clint. Bevroshino. Did someone say Bevroshino? Bevroshino. No, don't get people excited. It's only Thursday. All thirsty Thursday. You can have a few on a Thursday.

And we will be. Yes. Tonight with your mum via Zoom. It'll be great. Palmy's included. This story is not for the faint hearted, especially for our male listeners. Because yesterday evening

an 18 year old in Thailand reported that he was sitting on the toilet watching his phone, which we all do, watching videos on the phone, when he felt a sharp burning pain in a place where you don't want a sharp burning pain. Right.

The penis. Right, okay. Yeah. Anyway, he's jumped up. Did he have the hot waves? No. That would have been best case scenario. He jumped up thinking.

Good case the antibiotics will sort you out. Yeah, something's bit me here. He's looked down and he saw a snake latched on to his gnashers. Oh. The snake had fully clamped down onto one arancini ball and then jumped over to the tip of his man business. Of the pee-pee. Yes.

Ooh, ah, ooh. What do you do in that situation? So what happened, apparently. You don't want to pull it off. No, so he panicked and apparently he stood up and he was swinging it everywhere and he was trying to get the snake off and then eventually he's got the snake and he was slamming the snake with the toilet lid trying to get it to unclamp.

Anyway, blood went everywhere because the snake had fully bitten him. It was a python, which is non-venomous, thank God. And he finally got the snake off and he had to go to the hospital. He had severe injuries. His mum's like, what's all that racket in that toilet? What's going on there? He goes, I'm beating my snake to death. She said, oh, you're disgusting.

Get out of there. Go to your room if you want to beat your snake to death. You can't say that. He's like, no, seriously. It's not good in here, Mum. Don't come in. Is he okay? We're making these jokes.

No, he is. He's okay. Apparently the doctor said that he will have full use of his snake back in a few weeks. But anyway, later there's a video where they go back into the bathroom and there's blood everywhere. Yes. And they lift up the toilet seat and the snake's still in there.

Oh. Yeah. Burn the house down. It's one of those situations where if you found like a, if I found anything bigger than a daddy long legs, we're moving house. You know? It's not worth it because if there's, you know what they say, if there's one, there's a million.

Good news, you live in New Zealand. And I always will. There's nothing here. I wanted to ask people the question because, I mean, that story is pretty intense with what bit you and where. But I wonder if people have had this situation where they've been bit by something. Maybe in an awkward spot. Maybe not in an awkward spot. I got bit by a duck yesterday Did you?

Yep They don't have teeth No they just nibble you with their beak Sounds scary Yeah Well okay I just contributed to the conversation What have you got? I got bit by a green ant on my

Privates Oh you got bit on the privates Yeah Well it would be a disgusting story if I got bit by a duck on my privates wouldn't it? It would be We're not that kind Well, it'd be a disgusting story if I got bit by a duck on my privates, wouldn't it? It would be. We're not that kind of show. I'd be asking way more questions. 0800-DARLS-NM.

What bit ya? Well, you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Tell me what bit ya. Because a guy in Thailand has shared a story about how he was on the toilet, having a look at a few videos on his phone when he felt a big sharp pain on his old fella and he's jumped up and he had a snake attached to it. Snake on a snake.

He goes, oh my God, it's you. It's a classic snake to snake story. Snake to snake. He swung it about helicopter style until he slammed the snake inside the toilet with the toilet lid and it let go. I don't know what I would do. What would you do? You'd be in shock.

I've always wondered this, and this is me from not being from a snake country. Yeah. Can you strangle a snake? And if you were to strangle it, which bit do you squeeze? The neck. Which bit? Okay.

Question number two. The neck, just below the eyes. Which bit of the snake is the neck? Just bit? Okay. Question number two. The neck. Just below the eyes. Which bit of the snake is the neck? Just below the eyes. The snake is 100% neck. It's just one big long neck. No, there's like neck, torso, and tail. There's not torso.

Yeah, neck, torso, tail. Anyway, we're asking you what bit you are. And first person to call through is Keith. G'day, Keith. G'day, Keith. Hi, I was in some, having a holiday in the back blocks, in the middle of nowhere. Pigs running around, cold water, no dramas.

Last day or two weeks, we go to a flash hotel in town. I jump into bed naked, and I thought it was a spider bit me on the arm. Yeah. Okay. I've got to find it. So we're stripping the bed down, rip the bed right apart, and there's an eight-inch fricking centipede

like a monster. Oh, yeah. And the wife's screaming. I'm trying to catch this thing. A couple of hours later, I'm a broken man. I'm just crying my eyes out. I'm on the floor. And if that had bit me on the old fella,

I tell you, I would have stabbed myself. I would have stabbed myself. You would have cut it off, Keith. Yeah. Get rid of it. It was horrendous. Also, intimidating that that is eight inches, like, as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it would be quite humiliating to put that one next to your one. You're like, Jesus, Pete. You're like, whoa, way to show me up, centipede. Apparently centipedes really hurt. It was like my arm was being crushed and sawn off with a rusty hacksaw blade. That is descriptive. Yeah, yeah. Keith, we're glad it was your arm and not your old fella.

I don't know why. That's why I'm going here. Thank God, Keith. Yeah, I would have stabbed myself, honestly. Look at Keith. Keith, Keith, Keith. Can you get a better evacuation plan? I don't want you to stab yourself.

There's a high chance that in the years you've got left on this earth, you're going to be bit by something else. Pour some meth on it. When I came home and got stung by a bee, I put him back on there and got him to sting me three times and I said, mate, you don't know what pain is.

Give it a good go. Keith, Keith, you're like some sadomasochistic. Keith. You can't hurt me. You're not aomasochistic. You can't hurt me. You're not a centipede. You can't hurt me. And he had a go. How many beers have you had?

No, I'm not. I'm serious. Keith, Keith, Keith, can you wait there? Can you wait there? I want you to hear the other stories, and then we're going to come back to you. Yeah, we'll come back to Keith after. Okay, wait there.

Ben, hi, Ben. I don't think I can top the secret, Ben. No, it's hard. Keith's really set the bar really high. He really described it well, Ben, so good luck. What bit you? Okay, so I got bit by a Himalayan star. Oh, Himalayan star,

the ones they're trying to cull at the moment in the South Island. Yeah, yeah, it was my birthday. We were at Rikki Rangini Park and Pottery Cafe. Yeah. And I thought it'd be a good place to go for my 19th. Yeah. And, it was my birthday. We were at Rikirangi Park and Pottery Cafe. Yeah. And I thought it'd be a good place to go for my 19th. Yeah. And, you know, feeding the wild animals as you do. And the Himalayan Tar decided to poke through

the fence and bite, clamp down on my nipple. On your nipple? Okay, Ben, stick with us. Keith, how does a bite on the nipple from a Himalayan Tar compare to your centipede story? Did it last 24 hours? Who does, Keith?

Okay, Ben. Thank you for your contribution. Finally, Mark, what bit you? Yeah, guys, it wasn't what bit me. It was what bit my brother. What bit your brother? Well, what bit my brother? Well, we grew up on a farm in Dunedin, and we lived by the sea.

So we had a sheep farm, and we were having issues with mollyhawks. They're like the big version of the seagulls, real big nasty buggers. Yeah. So being kids then, we thought we'd take the law into our own hands because Dad was getting sick of these big birds attacking the lands and actually killing them. So we thought we'd be the Lone Rangers with our slug guns and go over the back and try and stop the killing.

So we went over the back and my brother let off a shot with one of his slug guns and he knocked one over. So anyway, he chopped up. I know, I know, but this is the sort of silly things we did on farm. Mark, Mark, Mark, you've got to cut to the chase. Did you get bit by an angry molly hawk? Well, let's just say he went and retrieved it and he was bringing it down with its wings all flayed out

like he was a champion hunter, and it came to and it grabbed his old winger. It grabbed on the winger. It grabbed on his winger, mate, and I was putting a little moscow gun and he was screaming out the top of his voice, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! And I didn't know what to do, So you show your brother in the knee while there was a molly hawk attached to his penis. Yeah, Mark.

Yeah, but he's got three kids now, so there was no damage. Thank you. That was a great topic at his 21st. Thank you for displaying why women live longer than men. Keith, Mark, Ben, we thank you for your service this afternoon. We appreciate the calls. Look, I didn't want to do this game again.

I said, you know, it's retiring but we've had so many people you know, right into the show and they said you need to bring back Google down. Just bring it back. So we did. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down? Down, down, down, down, down.

What the hell? I think Google's actually I don't mind this game but it's stressful for me. It is quite a stressful game, but it's fun. What would you do if you were in a Googling competition? Could you be the fastest? Well, that's what we're finding out this afternoon. The Googlelympics.

The Googlelympics. And joining us on the phones right now is you, Hayden. G'day. G'day, my guys. You on a solid internet connection. What are you going to be Googling off? What device? I've got my iPad in front of me.

Oh, perfect, Hayden. I like that. And then are you on, you've got like a Bluetooth headset or something going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone's got a Bluetooth headset. Yeah, just one ear though.

Have you heard this game before, Hayden? Yeah, last week, week before, whenever it was on. Perfect. I love it. You're an old hat at this. For everyone else listening, essentially the game is best of five. Best of five, sorry.

So the players will be Hayden, Clint, Producer Ben, Producer Anastasia. I will be doing the questions. Yell out the answer as soon as you have it. Don't yell out your name. Got it. The first person to yell out the correct answer, here comes question number one in Google Down. Let's go.

Number one. Let's go. What is the average life of a cow? All right, they're Googling. 18 to 22. 18 to 22. Oh, Producer Ben's in there. He's got it.

18 to 22 years is the top answer on Google. One to Producer Ben. I'd barely started typing when he yelled that out. All right, one to Ben. All right, here comes question number two. What is the first sentence of the first Harry Potter book? All right, everyone is on. Clint always looks so stressed.

Anastasia looks... Mr and Mrs Dursley of Numbra. Numbra. Privet Lane, Privet Drive. We're proud to say they were perfectly normal. Thank you very much. Got to give it to Anastasia, Mr and Mrs Dursley of Privet Lane, Privet Drive, we're proud to say they were perfectly normal. Thank you very much. Gotta give it to Anastasia. She was in like Flynn. Wait, let me clear my search bar this time.

That's what I spend half the time doing. Come on, Hayden. I'm backing in for this one, alright? You guys will probably have keyboards and can all touch, I would imagine. No, Anastasia's on one of those. I'm using my iPod. Hayden, the device that you chose to Google on was your choice, okay? Ah, yeah.

Come on, Hayden. I'm backing you in for this one. Here we go. Question number three. One point each to the producers. What is Tom Hanks' middle name? Start Googling. Everyone is on to it.

It's Jeffrey Hanks. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Paula got it. Hayden got it. I believe Hayden picked up that point because Anastasia said Thomas first. I have to go with Hayden.

Okay, you're on the boards. Everyone's on the board except me. Except me. That's a surprise. Pretty much if any of these three get this one, they win. Okay. That's good news. Here comes question number four.

How many different types of clouds are there? Here we go. The Googling is on here. Come on, Hayden. Ten fundamental different types of clouds. Damn it. Anastasia's got it. Sorry.

Hayden, do you know what Anastasia said to us in our planning meeting today? Guys, the rule of radio is always let the listener win. And then she's coming here, she's seen the red mist and she's absolutely devastated you. Do you guys want to know what I just typed into Google? Yeah.

Different times so if clits, how many? We can't say that on the radio Anastasia I want to go sudden death No Anastasia won But you can give Hayden You can give Hayden the consolation fuel if you like Hayden you pick up the fuel anyway Because you were on an iPad

That is unfair because everyone else had keyboards What was your excuse Clint? Too many buttons. Bree and Clint. We are living in a masked world. Aucklanders especially. I think the rest of the country is meant to be, but the advice for Aucklanders is if you leave the house,

you should be wearing a mask. Yeah. We have masks. Didn't they say the advice is that you should have four masks per person? Really? Per household? Yeah. Because they say treat your mask like your undies

and stick it up your butt. No, no, no. Who's sticking, what? No, treat your mask like your undies and wash it every day. Who's only got four pairs of underwear? No, but they're saying to do a rotation of masks, you need to have four. At least four.

There's a new phenomenon that is sort of developing because of masks We've never lived in masks before Even doctors, like they would have worn them for a surgery and then taken them off It wasn't like an all day, every day thing It is a really weird thing to walk around and people are wearing masks Because you can't see people's expression as much No, and I find that really, really interesting Especially if you're wearing sunglasses

Because at least if you've got your eyes, you can do eyebrows and you can do friendly eyebrows to people, which even that looks a bit creepy. But sunglasses, you've got nothing. I like how you called it friendly eyebrows. Is that a thing that you do? That is not friendly.

Just true bro eyebrows. True bro. Yeah, true bro. What's this one? That says, come into my lair. Fair enough. The new phenomenon is a thing called mask breath. And it's people going, oh, God, this mask is giving me bad breath.

And you've got to ask yourself, if you think your mask is giving you bad breath, is it? Or did you always have bad breath and now you can just smell it more? I thought you actually couldn't smell your own breath. You can. Yeah, you can smell your own breath. Because you know how people go, they get their mouth and they get their hand and they cup it and they're like.

Yeah. Apparently you actually can't smell your own breath when you do that. I think what you're smelling is because you breathe out and the bacteria that's on your breath lodges in the mask and it's the bacteria that smells and then you're smelling the bacteria which is then in your mask. Well, I said last week that my mask smelled like dog food. Dog food, yeah. Yeah.

And that to me went, oh, girl needs to brush her teeth. No, but my mask was sitting where the dog food is. I mean the cat food, not dog food. Why? Don't answer. Don't worry about it. There's a dentist who has come out and said the solution to mask breath

is drinking more water. Okay. He said if you are more hydrated, then it's not going to make such a big deal. If you have a dry mouth, less saliva, you have less stuff in there to wash away food particles, and a drier mouth may contribute to bad breath, especially if you're having things like coffee as well, which all makes sense.

So the solution is to drink more water. But if you've got a mask on, how are you meant to drink more water? Oh, catch 22. I'd chew gum. Yeah, you could chew gum. Because that creates, chewing sugar-free gum creates more saliva in your mouth.

Or you use my new invention, the straw mask. And it's a mask that's got a straw hole in it and then you can suck up drinks through the straw. It's even a bit good for when you go to the pub because then you can just drop the straw into your pint and then you never have to take the mask off. Okay, where is it?

Where's the invention? Oh, no, it's only in my brain. It's only a concept at the moment. If there are any investors out there, this idea is ready to go. And it's patented. It's copyright. Watch this space. Yeah, straw masks.

Look out. Good for bad breath and good for drinking beers through a straw. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. $200 of free mobile fuel up for grabs if you can beat Bree this afternoon. Shannon, welcome to the show. Hello, Shannon. Hi, Bree and Clint. How are you today?

Good, thank you. Now, you're either going to love today's theme or you're going to hate it. News out today that after 14 years, there is a sequel of the Borat movie on the way. I like it. A little nice. How much? Well, it's very nice. Sacha Baron Cohen has confirmed that not only is the sequel coming,

it's finished. He's done it. He's filmed it. Because he's undercover in this movie, he couldn't have people know that he was filming it, so it's done. I think people would recognise Borat, though. Well, true. High five!

So today's theme for Watch the Plot is all movies starring Sacha Baron Cohen. And he has more movies than you realise. Okay? Good luck, everybody. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot

Best of three Movie number one Alex Is the king of the urban jungle The main attraction At New York's Central Park Bree Bree

Is it Madagascar? Madagascar Is correct Is it Madagascar? Madagascar is correct. That's it. Move it! Oh, R.I.P. R.I.P. who? Didn't the guy who wrote this song pass away last week?

Oh, yeah, but this is King Julian's cover. Oh, different. King Julian was played by Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah, right. There you go. You still with us, Shannon. Oh, yeah, but this is King Julian's cover. Oh, different. King Julian was played by Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah, right. There you go. You still with us, Shannon? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, I didn't even know that he voiced that character.

I had no idea either, to be honest. It's okay. Focus on the plot lines is my advice to you. Don't try and squeeze Sacha into them. Okay. Just trust me that he's in these movies. Okay. Movie number two.

General Aladin has ruled the oil-rich North African country of Wadiya since the age of six, when 97 stray bullets and a hand grenade killed his father in a hunting accident. After an assassination attempt takes the life of yet another body double, Tamir, Aladin's uncle and most trusted advisor, convinces Aladin to go to New York City. Sasha Baron Cohen is the main character. I don't know if the movie was any good. I'll start spelling it.

First word, the. Second word, D. I, C. Brie. Brie. The Dictator. The Dictator. Yeah.

It's correct. Damn it, I thought you guys would have known that one. I thought The Dictator was right up your alley, that movie. Bruno's more up my alley. No, I know Bruno's up your alley. That's why I left it out. It was too easy. We'll do the last one just for fun

so Shannon can get on the board. Here we go. Movie number three, Sacha Baron Cohen films. The hero of our movie is at the top of his game, adored by fans with a trophy wife by his side

and he's incredibly wealthy. But Ricky loses it all when French Formula 1... Brie. Brie. Talladega Nights. Talladega Nights is correct. Let go of me, you Formula 1 jazz nutjob.

Like the frightened baby chipmunk. You are scared by anything that is different. I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say, I love crepes. I'll break your arm. I'll break it. Why don't you just say, I love really thin pancakes.

Sorry, Shannon, no mobile fuel for you today. Oh, sorry, guys. That was pretty pathetic. I'm just not really a fan of him. No, no. It was a hard theme, to be honest. I thought it was

a good theme. Who picked that? Great success. Who picked that theme? Great success. Me. Was it Borat? What's the movie

he did where he was the scousy kind of dude from England? Remember that film? The Brothers Grimsby. No. No. Grims Remember that film? The Brothers Grimsby. No, no. Grimsby. No.

It was Grimsby. Was it? Yeah. Oh. And he was like, yeah, cool, sure, bro. Pretty sure it was Grimsby. I left it out because I thought you wouldn't know that one. Oh.

What a shit topic. Brian Clint. Did you have a bad proposal? Did you get proposed to in a weird place? A man in the UK is being roundly roasted after he popped the question to his girlfriend while she was sitting on the toilet. I'm going to have to put my hand up and disagree that this is a bad proposal.

It's a bad proposal. I think it's quite funny. You're lying. Not even you wants to get proposed to on the toilet. I mean, it's a bad proposal. It's a bad proposal. I think it's quite funny. You're lying. Not even you wants to get proposed to on the toilet. I mean, it's a great story. She's taken a photo and it's POV of him because she's on the toilet and you can see her knees with her pants

down around her ankles. This is great. And he's just in the door. He's down on a knee with the ring box. And she's posted it up on the Facebook page wedding shaming. I think I would be okay with it if it was number one. Not number two. Yeah, that's not a fun situation. No.

And read the room. It's never been more relevant than in this situation. I don't want anyone in the room. What is it about the toilet that is special to your relationship? Because you try and do something special, right? You try and do something symbolic. Yeah, but maybe they've got a really playful relationship that's funny and banter and maybe that suits their relationship.

Look, there's a way to overthink it, a proposal. I don't think he did. No, but then also there's underthinking it. The dog's in the toilet as well. How cute. I love that. What a moment. No, see, I don't want anybody in the toilet when I'm in there.

And that's what we want to talk about this afternoon. We want to talk about the phenomenon of open toilet door relationships and people who maybe you've reached that stage, maybe you've always been at that stage, maybe one of you is and one of you isn't, but are you in a toilet door open relationship? What are the rules? Maybe there's certain rules around it.

What's the layout of your house? What's the dynamic like? Do you have flatmates? Oh yeah, flatmates changes it, doesn't it? What's happening at the Roberts house? Call me a prude, but I like the door closed and no one shall enter.

Like even if it was a – I'm so uptight about it that even if I ran out of toilet paper – Are you Dumbledore? No. What? No. Damn it. That would have been such a joke.

The other one. The other one. Gandalf. Gandalf. Ready? Let's start again. When I'm in the toilet, no one can come in. No, you said no one shall enter.

No one shall enter. Who are you, Gandalf? Door closed for me. At all times? At all times, yeah. And what about your partner Lucy? She's the same? Door closed all times, yeah.

Toilet business is out of bounds. Well, you know I'm not going to be the same. You have an en suite on your room with your partner. And what's the deal? It's pretty simple. Number one's completely fine, door open. Yeah. Number two's no way.

Number two's you want to keep a little bit of mystery. Right. You know, number two's it is a strictly door closed policy. Nothing like the sweet sound of your partner urinating while you lie there in bed. No, well, you know, depends. Like, you know, we'll walk in and out of the bathroom while the other one is doing number ones. And then I know relationships like that.

Yeah. I know all relationships like that. But number twos, absolutely not. No. Are you a door open couple when it comes to the toilet? That's the incredibly invasive question we're going to ask you this afternoon. What are the rules in your relationship? What makes it work?

Yeah. 0800 dial ZM if you're willing to share this afternoon or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. A man is copping it online for proposing to his now fiancé while she was on the toilet. I disagree.

I think that is cute. It's funny. Great story. She must have been kind of okay with it because she said yes. I can imagine their relationship is funny and playful and there would be some sort of story behind it. Yuck and over the line. No, no.

No boundaries. Come on, mate. No mystery. No nothing. Come on. I'm a door shut kind of guy in my relationship and Bree's a door open kind of girl. Absolutely.

So we're asking you, are you in an open door relationship when it comes to the toilet, okay? Yes. That's not a double entendre. No, it is not. And what's the rules? How do you make it work? Angela, hi.

Hello. Hi. Door open, Angela? I'm a door open, yeah. For both? Number ones, twos? Both, yeah. The whole shebang, Angela.

Gross. Nah, why not? Gross. There's no mystery left, Angela. Angela, why? Why can't you just close the door and keep your business private? So I used to be a door closed person, but he's actually kind of changed my mind on it.

It's like a trust thing. How romantic. You can have good chats, can't you, Angela, when the doors open and you're vulnerable. Don't come at it like it's a trust thing. You trust each other. No, it's not a trust thing. No, it is.

You trust someone. You're very vulnerable. Angela, I love you and I value you as a listener, but I find that incredibly weird. No, it's not. It's normal as. Nicole. Nicole, hi.

Hi. Bring some normality to this. Angela's weird, isn't she? Yeah, what's normal, Nicole? Door open 100%. Yes, it is, girl. What's the dynamic? Have you got like a big house?

So when you're at one end of the house doing your business, they're on the other end of the house and you never ever cross anybody's eyeline or anything like that? Not at all. We encourage each other. Sometimes you need a bit of a push. What do you mean you encourage each other? Yeah, you can do it.

We've got a game about it. So we're pretending we're pushing really hard and we're like, come on, push, babe, push, you can do it. What are you Raising a toddler Like food baby Well I actually also proposed to my wife In the toilet so I What

You did a toilet proposal I did a toilet proposal Wait was it number ones or twos Number ones Who was on the toilet She was. And you snuck up behind her. I snuck in there. What's the

idea that they can't leave? Is that why you're doing it on the toilet? Absolutely. She couldn't run. She could not run. I can just picture your wife, Nicole, like you propose and then she gets up and she flushes and then she goes okay. And we're pretty much exactly like that.

Are you serious? I love it Nicole. I don't even know why we're keeping going with these. There's a really good text we have to read out. Someone texted through and they said we're at that door open, we're at

that weird showing each other the poo stage. No. No, that's too far. No. Someone said, door open, but for number twos, no eye contact. So what? That's fair enough. You just pretend that you can't see the other.

Close the door. If you don't want eye contact, that's why they invented doors. That's literally what doors were invented for. You can still talk to each other, though. Get a walkie-talkie. Jordan, are you door open or closed? Door open, number one. Door closed, number two.

So you're similar to me, Jordan. It's a little bit... Yeah, but we also have the en suite, and you're not allowed to go number two upstairs in the en suite. I actually respect that. That's the rules. I respect that. Because, Jordan, you don't obviously want stuff in the room.

Exactly. You don't want it to smell, so you've got to have the rules. It's a good rule. All right. That is a very good rule. Yay, you did this to yourself, mate. Sharni, hi. Hi.

You are calling us. I asked for different dynamics, and you're calling us as a member of a large flat. Yes. We've got eight people in our flat. Yeah, what's the girl-guy split? Actually, there's only two of us women, but I'm still a door-open person.

What, even doesn't matter who's around or who's in the flat? I can hear them coming generally, so I'll leave it open if I'm doing number one and I know I'm going to be quick, but otherwise I'll shut it. Is it kind of, hey, Sharni? That is the weirdest flat I've ever heard. Because when I lived in a flat and I used the main bathroom, it's kind of like a bit of a thrill where you're like,

oh, will they catch me? You know? I think it's more just me being lazy. Like we have to lift this little latch and make sure that the door clicks shut. So I'll just quickly run in and do my thing. Me too. You need a hobby, Bree, honestly. I'm just kidding.

Thank you, Sharni, for the call. Quick. Imagine moving into that flat as a new flatmate. Surprise. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger. We'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Marco. Hello, Marco. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Not the best. That's good. What's your birthday, Marco? 1st of January, 1998. Okay, you were 16 in 2014 On the 1st of January And this is your birthday bag Yes Kesha and Pitbull

Timber is that good for you Marco? It's alright It's alright It's not bad What are you doing Marco? Marco you sound very busy No I'm not busy. No?

Okay. Yeah, it sounds like he's in an excavator or something. He's on the move or something. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Marco. We'll do a birthday banger for Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi.

How are you going? Good. Are you? Very well, thanks. Emma, what's your birthday? 2nd of February, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 2nd of February. And in

2007, this had a number one hit. Mika! Remember this song, Emma? Oh, yeah. Mika was massive for a minute. Yeah, for a minute. Yeah. There were two songs. What was the other song?

What was the other one? Oh, we'll figure it out. I mean... Do you like your birthday banger, Emma? I do. It's a good one. I do remember that song. Good memories.

It's not bad. Love Today was the other one. Love Today. What did that song... Everybody's got a love today, love today, love today. Yeah, that was good. Karen, hi. Hi, Katz. Hi. How you going? Hiya. Good, good., love today. Yeah, that was good. Karen, hi. Hi, Katz.

Hi. How are you going? Hiya. Good, good. How are you? Good, thanks, mate. What's your birthday? 3rd of June, 1977.

All right, Karen, you were 16 in 1993 on the 3rd of June. And this is your birthday banger. Mr. Raider, calling Mr. Wrong, calling Mr. Bane. All right, here we go. Calling Mr. Raider. You're off by a bit. banger. Alright, here we go. You're off by a bit. Karen, do you like your birthday banger or would you like to speak to the manager? I would like to speak to the manager. Really? I like

your birthday banger, Karen. I prefer the first guy. Oh, you like the Kesha song. I like that one as well. Is it hard having the Karen name in 2020? I preferred the first guy. Yeah, okay. Oh, you liked the Kesha song. I liked that one as well. I liked that one as well, Kesha. Is it hard having the Karen name in 2020? Yes. Karen, can you be honest with me?

In your opinion, are you someone that does speak to the manager a lot? No. No. Yeah, see? It's not true. It's not necessarily true. Not everyone, no. Okay, well, seeing as you complained about your birthday being a Karen, we're going to let you choose today's winner,

and I assume we're going with Kesha and Pitbull Timber. Yes. There you go. Let's go with that. Okay, thank you, Kes. Which means, Marco, you've taken it out. Congratulations. I'm good.

Thank you. All right, nice. All right, get out of the way. He really sounds like he's busy. He's all right. I've got to go, guys. You called us. Let me go.

I'm going down. I'm yelling timber. You better move. You better dance. Let's make a night. You won't remember. I'll be the one. You won't forget.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. You won't forget I have them like Miley Cyrus, goes off, twerking in their rosy thongs Timber, face down, booty up, timber, that's the way we like it, what? I'm sick of it in all those spills, she say she won't, but I bet she will Timber Swing your body round and round, end of the night, it's going down One more shot, another round, end of the night, it's going down Swing your body round and round, end of the night, it's going down One more shot, another round, end of the night, it's When you shout another round, and then the night is going down

It's going down I'm yelling timber, you better move You better dance, let's make a night You won't remember, I'll be the one You won't forget It's going down I'm yelling timber, you better move You better dance, you better dance

Let's make a night, you won't remember I'll be the one, you won't forget Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh go down? Swing your pocket round and round, and then the night is going down One more shot, another round, and then the night is going down Swing your pocket round and round, and then the night is going down One more shot, another round, and then the night is going down

It's going down, I'm getting timber You better move, you better dance Let's make a night, you won't remember, I'll be the one, you won't forget, it's going on, I'm yelling to my, you better move, you better dance, let's make a night, you won't remember, I'll be the one If you won't forgive, you're wrong again Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Zeddy and Brian Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Marco, Pitbull and Kesha, Timber.

Can you make some lyric about bigger girls or something. Big girls, you are beautiful. Yes, that was Mika as well. That was him too. Or was that Scissor Sisters? No, that was Mika. Right, this is the other Mika song we were talking about before. This is Love Today.

Anywhere you want to, anywhere you've got to. Love, love me, love, love me. Mika was a moment. Next, Brie's got a story to tell. Brie and Clint. Look, I don't go looking for awkward situations in my life, but sometimes they find me. Right.

Had one happen to me this morning, I've been going to see this, he's like a chiropractor, but he does a bunch of other things. It's like all kind of... Like Reiki. Not Reiki. He's really good. Tarot cards. No. Stop making

fun of my doctor. I'm not making fun. I'm trying to figure out his other services. He's a doctor. He does kinesiology, all that type of stuff. Anyway. Gel tip nails. No. Anyway. I've been going to see him for a few months now, actually, and he's really great. And I went in this morning because I haven't seen him for about a month

because we've had lockdown and all the rest of it. Anyway, I've had a really bad neck. My back's been a bit, you know, out of place. Anyway, he's like, lie down on the table and, you know, he's doing some work and he's, you know, clicking and doing some stuff. Yeah. And then he goes, oh, he's like, I think your jaw is quite tight. He's like, I need to, you know, kind of get your jaw moving a bit better.

Can they do that? Yeah. Okay. So he starts to put rubber gloves on. Yeah. And I was like, okay, this is weird. He hasn't done this before. Yeah. And I was like, okay, this is weird. He hasn't done this before. Yeah.

And I was like, right. You know, maybe he's going to put some like, you know, some cream on or something. I don't know. Yeah. Anyway, next minute he was like, can you open your mouth, please? Oh, okay. Yeah.

And I was like, because I've had this happen before at a chiropractor where they do some jaw stuff. Yeah. But at that time, I realised as I was opening my mouth, I had a piece of chewing gum in my mouth. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I was like, oh, what do I do?

Spit it out. No, because his hair was already in my mouth. Oh, it was too late. Yeah. Anyway, so he was on one side and I've like had the chewing gum on the other side of my mouth and I was like, oh, no. Don't go to that side. I was like, I don't know what's going to happen here.

Next minute he's went all the way over to the other side of my mouth and I felt that he has come into contact with the chewing gum. Yeah. And I was like, oh, and his fingers were in my mouth and I was like, oh, I've got chewing gum in my mouth. And he was like, ha-ha, and laughed at me, thought I was joking and I was like, ha-ha. Not joking.

I'm not joking. Anyway, he like pulls his hand out of my mouth and he's like doing the other side and then he keeps doing it and he's like, oh, he looks at his finger and I can see my chewing gum sitting on his finger. And I was like, this is so awkward. He goes, oh, you weren't joking. No. And I was like, nah.

It was so awkward and then all I could do was laugh. And did he go, just pop that back in there for you. Nah, I said to him, I was like, I'm done with that anyway. It looks like there's a bit of flavour left in this one. I've finished, thanks. Brie, what are we passionate about in this life?

What do we love? Carbs. Yeah, carbs. Yeah, this is an important part. Yeah, carbs are involved in this, yes. And our second biggest priority, cheese. Cheese, yeah. And that's it. That's pretty much it. I am my child, but she's not your cheese. Cheese. Yeah. And that's it.

That's pretty much it. I am my child, but she's not your concern. She's third. No. That's why when the opportunity comes up to talk about toasties, we take it and we grab it by both hands. It's the biggest news in New Zealand today. It is.

The best toasty in New Zealand has been awarded to Hungry Hobos in Dunedin with their toasty, The Bed Out of Hell. The creator of The Bed Out of Hell joined us on the phone right now. His name's Romeo. Hello, Romeo. Hello, mate. Hey, how you doing? Congratulations on having the best toasty in the whole country, by the way.

Thank you. Can you tell us, it's called The Bed Out of Hell. Can you tell us, because Bree doesn't know yet, what's inside the best toasty in New Zealand, the Bed Out of Hell? So we've got mozzarella, mashed potato, meatloaf, my nan's recipe, gravy, the McClure's pickles,

aged cheddar, and then it's all toasted up in a herb-buttered shibata. Holy hell. Just for the record there, that was two different types of cheese. A herb butter and homemade meatloaf. Everything but the kitchen sink. Yeah. Is it, um,

it must be because it won. Is it edible? Like, can you pick up a toasty with that much stuff inside it, Romeo? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty loaded up, but it's manageable. When creating it, I took a lot of time and put amounts of stuff and playing around and the thickness of the mash and that. You can, yeah.

I love that you sound like a scientist with this. We experimented a lot with the consistency of the mashed potato and we put the mozzarella under a microscope and I think we've achieved our goal. Yeah, that's right. Romeo, how much is the bat out of hell? So you can get a half, which is a pretty decent feed. I do mostly for lunch for $10. Or then a large one, which is, you know, if you're really hungry, that's $17.

Jesus Christ, I'm looking at it right now. It is freaking enormous. That is more than $17 worth of food. So I'm fine with that for a toasted sandwich. Yep, congratulations. You get the tick there. No problems. And finally, you're the expert.

Is there any ingredient that doesn't belong in a toasted sandwich? And I'm just going to come out here early and say pineapple. Pineapple. We do actually put pineapple in one of our toasties. Okay, all right. Yep. And one thing I stay clear of is sliced tomato, I find. Oh, yeah.

Because it's literally a hazard. It's thermonuclear. Yeah, you need to sign a waiver. And, you know, all the takeout sandwiches, I don't do it because by the time people get home, it's soggy and tomatoes are something I avoid. What are the odds of getting one of these bad out of hells couriered up to Auckland?

Well, I don't know how it would last. I actually took some last because I'm from Hamilton. I actually took some when we road tripped out there last time and a sandwich press. I quickly made them and put them in a chili bun and then cooked it for my family. I've just come up with a great idea, Clint. Yeah.

If Romeo's up for it, can we get one of these best toasties in New Zealand for 2020? Can we get it road tripped from Dunedin to Auckland? We have to get someone to transport it to us without eating it. We tried last year's. We need to try this year's. If you know a truckie or something, yeah, I'm keen to try lining that up. All right.

Well, leave it with us, Romeo. We'll look into it. In the meantime, congratulations on producing New Zealand's best toasty. It's from Hungry Hobos in Dunedin. It's called The Bed Out of Hell. Congratulations. Get it? Because meatloaf?

Yeah, I kind of got that. It's meatloaf. No, I got that at the start. It's got meatloaf in it. No, yeah, I know that song. It's us. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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