ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 11th 2019
Episode Date: September 11, 2019What lunchbox item did you hate?Dean McCarthy live from LAMince donutPheromone expert JulieKFC Sushi Train Day3Who ruined the photo?Yanina or Pop Diva!What’s the weirdest way you met someone?Birthda...y Banger!Tom Sainsbury said what?Sauce racismJodie talks CTISee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
Behind the scenes, you don't know this, I mean it wasn't on our radio show,
I got asked to go and walk in a fashion show, it's like a pseudo fashion show,
it's for launching a new supermarket bag.
Yes.
And they said, oh Clint, we're getting a bunch of new dads,
because it's a dad bag, can you come and walk in our fashion show?
And I was like, yep, love to.
I'm a proud new dad, love to be there.
I've just come in from it, guess And I was like, yep, love to. I'm proud of you, Dad. Love to be there. I've just come in from it.
Guess who I had to walk after?
Art Green.
He is.
I walked out there to watch because I wanted to support you.
And I got so blindsided.
Art Green, former, the first bachelor in New Zealand, had his top off.
Great guy, too.
I nearly fell over.
So we get there.
Have you seen that, man?
It looks like it's Photoshopped, honestly.
They go to me, well, they said, I was standing with Art,
they said, Art, okay, here are the togs we'd like you to wear
and nothing else.
If you could wear nothing else, that would be great.
And he goes, yeah, no problems.
Whips off his jeans, whips off his shirt.
And then they come to me and they said, Clint,
can you wear this bucket hat?
And then they go, and this sleeping bag also.
And you know the part that's crazy
is he's the nicest human being.
100%.
But let's also mention his lovely new,
not new, new baby and also wife.
I thought you were going to say girlfriend.
I was going to say she's been around for a bit.
They're just the nicest people ever
and they're both so attractive.
If you don't know who we're talking about,
search Art Green on Instagram
and you'll see him.
They've just had their first baby, yeah.
He is a good looking man.
Baby is absolutely adorable.
Milo.
They call their baby Milo.
Props to you.
Anyway, I'm about to go and eat my feelings
and you can enjoy today's podcast.
Have a good one, everybody.
No, mate, no.
Oh, look, I just don't.
I want abs.
I've never had abs.
You look so good in that bucket hat.
Z-Dams, let's go, go, go.
Now let me see you dance.
Z-Dams, Brie and Clint.
Get out, Ross.
It's time for the radio show, okay?
Get out.
Ross?
It's not called Brie, Clint and Ross. Get out. Get out, Ross. It's time for the radio show. Get out. It's not called Brie, Clint and Ross.
Get out.
I can't even hear him.
You don't even know how radios work.
You've got to talk into a microphone. Ross.
Sorry, he's so unprofessional.
What did he used to be called back in the day?
Ross Man.
Ross Man.
Get us the tickets.
Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint.
Not Ross.
Not Ross.
Just us.
And Brie for a full day today.
Or do you have to, have you got something you need to film today?
Do you need to leave at any time?
No, but I can say to you that I have to leave right on time tonight because I'm going to be on Have You Been Paying Attention?
Is that tonight?
Have You Been Paying Attention? Yes.
Oh, what a coincidence.
It is tonight.
Yeah, that's very exciting.
Who's on the show?
Tom Sainsbury, which you would know from Snapchat.
Yes.
He's very, very funny.
Matt Heath from Hodaki.
Yes.
Who's very funny.
Ursula Carlson.
Yes.
And our very own Vaughan Smith.
Great episode
Is there any night
This week that you're
Not going to be on TV?
I was going to go
For the
Seven days
But I thought
Yeah
You know
Stick to four
Yeah
Because people might
Get sick of me
Yeah also seven days
That's the competition
So you can't
Yeah true
Yeah
No I meant seven days
In a row
Yeah I know you did
Are you going on
Naked Attraction? I mean I would If they call me I'm available Okay we can make that That's true. Yeah. No, I meant seven days in a row. Yeah, I know you did. Are you going on naked attraction?
I mean, I would if they call me.
I'm available.
Okay, we can make that happen as well.
Today on the show, we want to talk to you more about our pheromone party,
which is on the way.
We're giving you the chance to go dating just with your nose. And at 4 o'clock today, all the way from Los Angeles,
we have a pheromone dating expert on the show
to explain exactly how this whole thing works
because we don't really know the ins and outs of it yet.
Yeah, exactly.
She is like, I mean, she's dealing with celebrities.
She's a digital matchmaker is technically what her title is.
Yes, and she has expertise in the pheromone area.
So 4 o'clock she'll be on the show with us.
Just in case you're on the fence, if you're thinking about it,
you want to know a little bit more about what it is.
Also, when are we announcing how people can sign up to come along to that pheromone party?
We'll get some information for you after four o'clock as well.
Because it's not this Friday, but it will be next Friday.
So if you're available, be listening out for that.
We've got free money at 20 past four with the KFC Sushi Train.
And next, we're going to talk about your lunchbox.
Yeah, your lunchbox.
It's been released.
What Princess Charlotte is having in her lunchbox
as she's going to school now for the first time.
We'll take a look inside the princess's lunchbox.
Definitely not the same as what ours would have been, Clint.
I'll tell you now.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
Big moment in the Royals family.
Princess Charlotte, which is the daughter of Kate and Wills,
had her first day at school this week.
I always think that's the opening to the cricket.
Oh, like the nine wide world of sport?
Yeah, it sounds like it.
No, this is what happens whenever we talk about the royal family.
The royal family.
In fact, all broadcasters, when you mention the royal family, this is...
It's what you have to play.
It's a mark of respect.
There was a video that came out of them walking Charlotte and...
What's the other kid's name?
The king.
He's going to be the king.
What's his name?
Henry.
No, I don't think that's him.
I don't know. I don't think that's him. I don't know.
I'm not a big royalist.
Like, I'm not. I don't keep up with...
Is it Edward? No, it's not
Edward. It's like
that, though. It's definitely a royal...
Someone on the text machine, help us out. It'll be a king.
Son of
Prince William.
No, I want to guess it.
Well, I need to know what it is so that you can guess.
No.
What's it start with?
Full name.
Children.
Oh, I've got it.
Yeah, I've got it.
What does it start with?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, as soon as I say it, it starts with a G.
George!
It's George.
Someone on the text machine goes,
it's George FFS, which means, you know what it means.
Sorry, guys.
Anyway, they walk them to school.
It means four fiddlesticks.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it means, yeah.
And it's been released since what Princess Charlotte
is going to have in her lunchbox.
Excellent.
This is what I actually want to know about.
I really want to know.
I don't care what school she's going to.
I don't care what she's wearing.
What is a princess having for lunch?
I can tell you what school she's going to.
She's going to the Private Preparatory Day School,
which charges $38,000 in annual fees.
Yeah, get to the lunchbox.
And they're serving up to their students because they provide lunch.
Oh, okay.
And apparently it's an oven-baked pea and mint falafel and mango chutney.
At primary school.
She's in grade one.
At primary school.
Wait, there's more.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a second course?
There's dessert.
For lunch.
There's dessert for lunch and they're having for dessert this week
Sticky Date Sponge with, I can't, I actually can't even say what that is.
I don't even, fromage fra.
I don't know what that is.
And a Dutch apple tart with ice cream.
Sounds wonderful.
When I went to school, I had an apple, a peanut butter sandwich
and if I was lucky, a roll up.
My mum and I had this standoff in, I reckon I was in grade three,
and she would serve me up a peanut butter sandwich on multigrain bread.
And mum, if you're listening, stuff you, for a year.
A year I had to sit through the torment of eating this terribly made peanut butter sandwich.
My mum was terrible at making lunches.
Yeah, I know.
I know what you're saying.
And here we are.
Look, we're lucky to have been provided lunch.
We know that.
But when you're a kid, you don't know that.
Nah, stuff that.
Mum, how about some bloody balance?
Where's my Vegemite sandwich?
I'm sick of the peanut butter.
How about a packet of chips?
Yeah, what about a packet of chips and a chocolate bar?
I used to hide the crust in the top of my lunchbox.
I had a secret compartment because I hated them so much.
But I want to know from people this afternoon,
obviously we're not all as lucky as Princess Charlotte
and what she's getting in her lunchbox.
What did you hate that your parents gave you for lunch in your lunchbox?
The one item that usually came home with you.
Call out your parents right now on the radio.
Call them out.
0800 dial ZM.
Call us up.
Let us know what they used to dish up in your lunchbox
and you couldn't stand it.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Princess Charlotte was off to school for the first time this week
and it was released as to what she'll be eating for her lunches,
what's in her lunchbox.
They actually get provided lunches at the school
and she'll be eating oven-baked pea and mint falafels
and mango chutney for her first course
and then she'll be dining out on a sticky date sponge for her dessert.
Yeah, with some weird word.
What's that weird word in there?
Fromage.
Fromage fras.
Which we found out is yoghurt.
Hey, sounds like a fancy bloody yoghurt.
Very fancy.
Got me thinking about what my mum used to dish up for me in my lunchbox.
She would always be last minute, would kind of just throw something together.
A peanut butter sandwich was a very common occurrence.
Did you have butter on your peanut butter sandwiches?
No, no butter.
No butter.
It was always last minute.
It's very dry in the mouth.
Yeah.
So we want to know from you, I know 800 dials at him, as ungrateful as it may sound,
what is the thing that you hated in your school lunchbox?
Hey, Laura.
Hi, guys.
What was it, Laura?
What are you calling your parents out for?
Well, it was my little brother,
and I think he really hated the sandwiches that my mum made for him
because every night when they went for a walk in the alleyway in our street,
they found the sandwiches dumped there.
Your brother had a special dumping spot for the sandwiches.
Yeah.
What were they, Laura?
What type of sandwiches?
I think they were probably butter with peanut butter in it.
But he obviously didn't want to trade it with friends at school or something.
I feel his pain.
You know, most schools these days,
you probably can't take a peanut butter sandwich to school
because there's so many nut allergies.
Exactly.
I couldn't trade my stuff for anything at school
because I went to a primary school that had 26 kids in it.
Right.
So there was barely anyone to trade with.
Oh, the trading pool was too small.
It was very small.
Hey, Matt, take us into your lunchbox.
What are you not eating?
I used to get baked bean and cheese sandwiches.
Oh, yum.
What's wrong?
Oh, cold baked beans.
Oh, cold baked beans.
So hang on, hang on, hang on.
Had it been hot at one stage?
Like, was it a toasty and then it had, like, solidified?
No.
Straight from the tin to the sandwich.
Yuck.
That's child abuse.
Nah.
Did they think that you had access to, like, a Jaffa machine at school or something and
you could heat it up?
I think they thought I had access to the staff roomaffel machine at school or something and you could heat it up?
I think they thought I had access to the staff room.
What?
How old were you Matt?
Primary school.
If they're running late, if they're running late, do they ever just chuck like a full
can of baked beans in and you're like, I don't even have a can opener.
It was made the night before.
Can you imagine Matt rocking up his eight and he comes into the staff room, he's like
just trying to heat up my baked beans, guys.
Also, they're making the sandwich the night before,
which means the sauce would soak into the bread,
so you'd have soggy bread, cold baked bean sandwiches.
That is a poor guy. I just rip off the crust, so it looked like I ate it.
That's rough.
Make sure when your parents are old, you stick them in a crap home, okay?
They are.
They're going to get baked beans and cheese sandwiches.
Last one's Marcus.
Hey, Marcus.
Yeah, how are you? Now, you've baked beans and cheese sandwiches. Last one's Marcus. Hey, Marcus.
Yeah, how are you?
Now, you've actually got grounds for complaints with your one.
Yeah, what were they serving up in your lunchbox?
My mother used to always give us berries.
I love them, but I'm allergic to them.
What type of berries?
Just all berries.
Your parents would give you berries even though you were allergic to them yeah
it took about
14 years to fix
is it um
and Marcus
do you think
they were trying
to send you a message
yeah
I was
always
the least
the least favourite
is it like
or is it like
that weird
like 80s style
parenting
where like
he's allergic to berries
if we give him
enough berries
maybe he'll get over it
I don't know.
Something like that.
Are you all right now, though, Marcus?
You haven't suffered too much for it?
Nah, not yet.
I can just picture Marcus coming home from school every day.
This is so morbid.
And the parents going, damn it.
Oh, shit.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Ed Sheeran, how are you?
I love that you think I am a talented international superstar singer.
Very pleased.
How good would it be if Dean released a single though?
We'd play it.
Pink!
You put out a song, Dean, we'll play it.
Pink, great to have you on the show.
What have you got for us this afternoon?
I'm more like Paris Hilton.
You know those poppy Paris Hilton songs?
I'm like that one.
I'm more like that realm.
Hey, Dean, tell us who's posing for Playboy.
Hey, this is crazy.
Kylie Jenner has just done her first cover and photo shoot for Playboy magazine.
So she'll be on the cover.
We haven't seen the photos yet, although on her Instagram today,
she posted a photo where she's with Travis Scott, her baby daddy,
and you can see her bare bum.
And when I first saw the photo, I was like,
why is Kylie Jenner, who's a billionaire makeup mogul,
why is she getting a bum out?
I just thought it was really unnecessary,
but then I found out she's doing Playboy.
Also, I find that unnecessary.
But Kim did it.
It's quite a glamorous thing to do in America.
Probably going to get a couple of hundred
grand. But yeah, it's happening. She's doing
Playboy. I did not realise that Playboy
was still being made. I thought when Hugh
died, I thought when Hef died,
we were like, oh well, time's moved on. It's
2019. Let's stop making Playboy magazine.
But here we are and one of the
biggest stars in the world is posing for
it.
Right? Yeah. And also, do we know, Dean, but here we are and one of the biggest stars in the world is posing for it. Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
So, and also, do we know, Dean, is it full nude?
Yeah, it's full nude.
I love that you went there.
It is, but I think it's supposed to be more in the tasteful realm of full nude.
I don't think it's like, I don't think it's like.
Like what, Dean?
Like what?
My orange spray tan is going pink.
I can't even talk about this.
Spread Eagle, is that what you're talking about?
Oh, right.
Also, what's the latest on Kevin Hart after his big car crash?
What's going on with Kevin Hart?
Good news on this.
He's going to be out of the hospital in a couple of days.
He took his first steps as in up a staircase today.
He'll do two weeks of intensive rehab at a
physical rehab facility
and then he'll be kind of on like home
rest, slowly getting
back to himself. But he's actually
recovering quite quickly and apparently he's in very good spirit.
That's good. Alright, I'm glad he's okay.
Yeah, that's scary.
I wouldn't even know where to buy a Playboy.
You know? When this issue comes out, I wouldn't even
know where to get one.
You could get one at the dairy.
No.
Do you know I went to the dairy the other day?
I went to three different dairies because I wanted to get magazines,
not those kind of magazines, for Lucy.
They've stopped selling magazines at the dairy.
What?
Yeah, they've stopped doing them.
What, all together?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Magazines for Lucy.
What a load of crap.
Okay, all right.
That's Dean McCarthy.
Are you still in New York Fashion Week?
He's in New York Fashion Week.
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Oh, you're everywhere, Dean.
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ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
We've got breaking food news, everybody.
We've got breaking...
This is not my fault. I know I did a mistake before. This is not my fault.
I know I did a mistake before.
This is not my fault.
Do you want me to do it?
I mean, I'm very good at sound effects.
Yeah, go on, try it.
Let's go and fix that.
Mine sounded exactly like the real one.
You were very good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Today in Breaking Food News, I bring you the mince donut.
This is a real thing and you can buy it in New Zealand.
Kyoko and Takashi Sato, who run the Delish Bakery in Thames,
are offering the mince donut.
And apparently it is flying off the shelves.
They usually are sold out by 11.30 in the morning.
You can't get it after that.
Like you say mince donut, what is that?
Just mince in a donut shape?
On the outside, donut.
So like not a donut with a hole through the middle.
You know those donuts you get that are like custard filled,
like the round but solid?
So donut outer and it's deep fried.
So sweet donut outer and it's deep fried. So sweet donut outer.
Inside the donut, we have beef mince, carrot, onion,
all in a tasty gravy and then popped inside the donut.
It's a mince donut.
Wait, so it's a jam donut, but instead of jam, you've got mince in it.
She's got it.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Why didn't you just say that? Is that something that would appeal to you?
I'll show it to you. And this is, I mean, you can't
see this at home, but Brie can describe it for you.
This is what it looks like, the mince donut.
Oh, it kind of looks like
it looks like a
croquette. Kind of looks like a
lasagna topper as well. Or
what's it called?
Arancini ball, but flat.
How much did you pay for the mince donut
from Delish Bakery in Thames?
Probably a couple bucks.
A couple bucks?
$2.50?
Yeah.
$2.50.
Well, congratulations.
That's exactly how much it costs for the mince donut.
It's not a bad price.
And that's Breaking Food News.
I think it looks yuck.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever
pheromone party.
So we're holding a pheromone party very shortly,
a party where you will get to come along as a single person
and date people just based on the way that they smell.
Takes out everything from, you know, looking at someone to talking to someone.
It's purely based on are you attracted to their scent?
We don't know what we're doing.
So we have an expert on the show today.
Please welcome Los Angeles-based celebrity dating coach and best dating coach of the
year 2017, Julie Spira.
Hi.
Hello.
Hey, how are you?
So much fun.
I wish I could come to your party.
We can fly you over.
Are you free next Friday?
Okay.
So tell us how a pheromone dating party works.
What do we need to know?
So what you need to know is that people will sleep in a white T-shirt,
dirty, for like three nights.
So the scent, you know, like they talk about the scent of a woman.
I mean, maybe it's good, maybe it's bad, but the scent will permeate through this T-shirt.
And then they show up to these parties and everybody gets a number. And, you know, the
girls have little, you know, little pink numbers and the boys have blue numbers. And people walk
around and they actually smell in these little plastic bags. They smell this T-shirt and they actually smell. And these little plastic bags, they smell this T-shirt and they go, hmm, am I turned on by that?
Okay, yes.
Hmm, and I don't like the smell of that one.
It kind of, I mean, there is some kind of aphrodisiac element to it,
but if you don't like the way someone smells
from their dirty three-day-old T-shirt,
you're not going to get a date.
Julie, my question for you is,
obviously they're sleeping in this T-shirt for three nights.
Are they allowed to put on deodorant?
Are they allowed to put on aftershave or perfume?
No, absolutely not.
You have to be clean and rugged and dirty.
So no deodorant, that'll ruin everything.
It's sort of this raw down and dirty feeling
of what would you be like if you were sleeping,
you know, in something for three days
and you didn't have access to anything
to make you smell better.
Gotcha.
That's lucky we asked because we thought,
oh, you could just do whatever. That's lucky we asked because we thought,
oh, you could just do whatever.
Where do the best pheromones come from?
Is it the armpits?
Is it the head?
Is it the downstairs region?
Where are we going to get the strongest,
most potent pheromones?
The fragrant zones.
I would say upper body because this is a T-shirt.
So the body excretes these sort of hormones in a variety of different ways.
I mean, I would say armpits probably.
Any bodily parts where there could be some kind of sweating.
If you're going to sweat when you're out and about,
you'll be sweating in your T-shirt for three nights too.
I've just had an idea.
What if we change the game?
What if we did a foot pheromone party?
No.
Where you bring in a shoe and then you sniff the shoe and if you like the way
the person's foot smells
then you match up.
I think everyone
will be going home.
That's what I think
they will be doing
after that.
Okay,
there's Julie Spira.
She is our
celebrity dating coach,
our pheromone party expert.
I think we know
what we need to know now
to get this party working.
I'm actually just,
I just am entranced
by you, Julie.
I want to have you on the show to talk about a bunch of other stuff.
I think there's so much we could talk to you about.
Yeah, just before you go, what is the number one tip for people
who are thinking about coming to our pheromone party?
The number one tip is have an open mind and don't come with a cold.
Make sure your nose is ready.
That's a good point.
We should have some like Claritine and nasal spray ready at the door.
That is such a great point.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Julie.
Thanks for having me.
That's really rock solid advice.
Okay, so there you go.
Now you know how it works.
You're going to sleep in a plain t-shirt with no deodorant or anything on for three nights.
For three nights.
And then you have to bring that shirt along with you, along with pretty much nothing else.
That's all you need.
An open mind.
An open mind.
Okay, two things.
If you still have questions,
we're going to man the text machine
for the next half an hour
and answer any questions you have.
So you can text us now, 9696.
But the basic details,
if you're single,
you're free next Friday night
and you're looking for love
and you're open-minded,
I'd come along.
The party will be in Auckland.
If you would like a spot, the registrations
have just opened. They're up at ZM Online.
We've just posted them on our social
media as well. You can swipe up from our
Instagram, Bree and Clint. There's also a link on our
Facebook page, which is also Bree and Clint. Yes, head
there now if you want to register. Brave
people who want to go pheromone down, who
want to try something different. Let's party!
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Bree and Clint's KFC Sushi Train.
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Corinne is going to give it a go.
Hi, Corinne.
Hi, how are you?
Really good.
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You need to be just the right amount of greedy today, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Have you heard the game?
Do you know how it's played?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, perfect.
Yell out stop
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Just so we're clear, if the
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going to win nothing, alright? Okay.
Good luck.
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Was that?
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Oh.
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She got it.
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Oh, Corinne.
Corinne.
My bum cheeks were that tight then. You just got it.
I'm shaking because I said yesterday and I was like, it went to $280.
So I was like, hopefully it'll be $300.
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Now's where it gets interesting.
Because it is a limited edition teriyaki double down,
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You can either.
Yeah, you can either take the money and run or you can double or nothing.
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You sure?
Like it could be $600
I mean it could be nothing
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It's a lot to risk
It's a coin flip
And we don't know the result of it
It is a coin flip
But I mean it's your money
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Corrin you can walk away with $300
Or you can risk it for $600
No I'll just take it
I think that's a good decision
I don't Yeah especially if it's heads or tails $300 Yeah I can risk it for $6? No, I'll just take it. I think that's a good decision.
Yeah, especially if it's heads or tails.
$300?
Yeah, I mean, it's money you didn't have five minutes ago.
I think that's a good choice too.
I just get excited.
You're so bad with this stuff.
Oh, it really gets me going.
Clinton gambling, I'll tell you.
I like to call it excitement.
Have you got a Powerball yet?
No, I've got a couple of TAB bets on. Okay, well done, well done, well done.
Wait there.
You can also head to ZM online and join Bree and I at KFC Fort Street
on Monday, the 16th of September.
We're going to be having a sushi train dining experience in store at KFC.
That's this Monday.
It's going to be exclusive.
Oh, it is too.
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ZM.
Entries have already started coming in for the pheromone party as well, by is too. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Entries have already started coming in
for the pheromone party as well, by the way.
How exciting. We've had quite a lot of
entries already. If you're single and you want to
date someone based on what they smell like,
you can enter now via our social media.
Just search Brie and Clint on Instagram
or Facebook. I want to ask you a question.
Who ruined an important photo
for you? There's a picture that's gone viral
after someone has anonymously posted it to Reddit.
And they're claiming it's their wedding.
And it's that photo that you have at a wedding where the bride and groom are in it.
And then you bring both families together.
And so you've got the bride's family on one side of the photo.
Such a weird photo.
I was a part of that photo for my sister's wedding last year.
Yeah.
And it's just so weird.
It's very traditional.
And it symbolises the joining of the families. Like it's very old school. But it's just so weird. It's very traditional and it symbolises the
joining of the families. Like it's
very old school. But it's a nice photo to get.
It's so interesting because my sister's
husband, his family are
all really quite short. Yeah.
And then we're all really tall. Did you put them on boxes?
No!
Because what's more humiliating? Putting them on boxes
or getting the photos back and being like, oh look at
this Hobbit family. Putting them on boxes! Yeah the photos back and be like, oh, look at this Hobbit family.
Putting them on boxes.
Yeah, probably.
Anyway, the photo's gone viral because in it, the mother-in-law of the bride,
so the groom's actual mother, is pulling the fingers towards the bride.
The fingers?
Yeah. The finger.
She's pulling the fingers.
Like, pulling the finger, sure, however you want to say it.
She's flipping the bird to the bride.
Oh, no.
Some people claim that it's just an awkward hand, like, holding.
I'll be the judge of that.
Okay, I'll show you the zoomed in picture of the hand.
You tell me if that's an intentional flipping of the bird
or if that's just an awkward way to hold your hand.
Kind of looks like she's, you know that where you do the zero thing
where you're like, and then you get to punch someone?
Oh, yeah, yeah, where you hold it below your waist.
Maybe she's broken her finger.
Either way, she's ruined the photo because now, whether she is or not,
it looks like she's pulling the finger.
It does look like that for sure.
I have this picture from my own wedding.
So we got all our photos back from our wedding last year.
What, your mum flipped the bird at your wife Lucy?
Close.
In the main photo that we've chosen to go in the centre of the album,
my brother is pulling the fingers at my sister.
At your sister?
So we've already had them printed and we've already had them put into photo albums
and sent out to all the family and then me and Lucy were sitting down to look at them
like, ah, let's reminisce.
And then I see it right in the centre of it.
My brother is ripping the fingers.
Got him.
And you can't, you can't, it's those special moments where you can't get that photo again.
Like that moment will never happen again.
The high pressure situations.
How are you going to get him back?
I'm probably going to show up naked to his wedding or something like that.
I don't know.
Is that getting him back or is that getting both of you at the same time?
To be honest, I hadn't thought about revenge.
You should.
Yeah.
We wanted to ask this afternoon, who ruined the important photos?
Like, is it a wedding photo?
Was it a graduation photo?
Did someone do something in the photo that you can never recreate?
One of those once-in-a-lifetime moments.
What are other events that are once-in-a-lifetime like that?
Ball photos.
Oh, yeah.
The photos that you have in the delivery suite after the baby has just been born.
Yeah.
Did someone do something that they thought at the time was crack up?
Or maybe they did it accidentally and you're never going to get that photo back. You're never
going to have the chance to get the photo properly.
0800 dial ZM.
I find it quite funny. Or text us.
I'm glad you find it funny.
Paid a lot of money for that photographer.
You can text to 9696 as well.
Who ruined your
important bloody photos?
ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast.
Let's play Yanona or Pop Diva.
It's Britney, bitch.
Trip.
Katy Perry.
Gaga.
Red wine.
Say y'all on this mouth like liquor.
Taylor Swift.
Like, like liquor.
Brie and Clint's Yanina or Pop Diva.
Pop Diva.
Yanina or Pop Diva.
Pretty simple concept.
We found a woman named Yanina who does impersonations of big pop divas
and all you have to do is tell us whether it's her or it's the original pop diva.
Here to play is Crystal.
Hi, Crystal.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
You're going to be taking on Hamish.
Hey, Hamish.
Hi, Hamish.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good.
Have you guys heard this game before? First time. Okay. That's all to be taking on Hamish. Hey, Hamish. Hi, Hamish. How are you guys? How are you? Good. Have you guys heard this game before?
First time.
Okay.
That's all right.
That's all right.
You'll both get three attempts.
We'll start with you, Crystal.
Here is the first one.
Listen carefully.
Melt me down.
I'm at my lowest boiling point.
Come help me out.
I need to get me out of this joint.
Come on, let's bounce.
Crystal, is that a Yanina or is it the original pop diva Gwen Stefani?
I'm going to go Yanina.
All right.
Yanina.
She's locking it in.
No, that is Gwen Stefani.
It's okay.
It's just the start of the game.
Here you go, Hamish.
Here's funny. It's okay. It's just the start of the game. Here you go, Hamish. Here's yours.
Hamish, you better get this right. Is that Janina or is it the original pop diva, the Queen Cher?
The Queen Cher it is.
You're lucky.
You're lucky, Hamish.
Okay, Crystal, here's your second one.
I'm out of your feed.
Whenever, whatever, we're meant to be together.
I'll be there and you'll be here.
And that's just doing it.
All right, Crystal, is that your Nina or is it original pop diva Shakira?
I'm going to go Shakira.
All right, locking in Shakira.
No, that is Yanina.
Okay, Hamish, that means if you get this one right, you win the game, okay?
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. I'm getting the saints in my body. I'm on tonight.
You know my hips don't lay.
I'm starting to feel its way.
All the traction.
The tension.
All right, Hamish.
Oh, double down.
It's a double down.
Is that Yanina or is that Shakira?
That is so definitely Shakira.
Locking in original pop diva, Shakira.
That's Yanina as well.
That is Yanina. She does a verya Shakira That's Janina as well That is Janina
She does a very good Shakira
Producer Ben is very proud of himself
With the re-up there
That was good
No I like that producer Ben
We're back on
It is still 1-0 Hamish
That means Crystal
You have to get this one
Just to stay in the game
Okay
Alright here comes Crystal
I guess karma comes back around
Cause now I'm the one that's hurting Yes Comes Crystal. I guess karma comes back around.
Because now I'm the one that's hurting, yes.
And I hate that I made you think.
All right.
Is that your Nina?
Original pop diva, Jessie J.
Crystal?
I'm going to go Jessie J.
Locking in Jessie J.
You need this to stay in the game.
You're in.
Nice work. Finally got one on the board. Okay, Hamish. You get this. Again, you in the game. You're in. Nice work.
Finally got one on the board.
Okay, Hamish, you get this.
Again, you win the game, okay?
Match point for you again. All right, come on, Hamish.
Silly life.
Mistreated.
Misplaced.
Misunderstood.
Miss.
No, it is so good.
Oh, Hamish, is that Yanina or is it original pop diva herself, Pink?
That is Yanina.
Locking in Yanina.
No, it's Pink.
You're so confident, dude.
You're so confident.
This is the first time we're going to a tie break.
I don't remember how tie break works.
Yeah, they have to buzz in.
They have to buzz in. Yes. Okay, that's fine. I'm going to start tie break. I don't remember how tie break works. Yeah, they have to buzz in. They have to buzz in.
Yes.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm going to start one off, guys.
Your buzzer is your name, Crystal or Hamish.
Can we do it during the song or after?
Yes.
No, you can buzz in during the song, but you only get one guess.
And if you get it wrong, then the other person wins by default, okay?
Okay.
All right, so you either risk it all or if you're good at the game, you'll win.
Nice and loud on your buzzers.
Here's our tie break.
Stop.
Hamish is in.
Hamish.
Oh, this is big Hamish.
Oh, he's going for it.
He's going.
He's going.
Yanina.
You're going Yanina.
He's risking it all.
You sure it's not Anne-Marie?
Nah, Yanina.
Yanina? He's locking it in. All right. He's risking it all. You sure it's not Anne-Marie? Nah, Yanina. Yanina?
He's locking it in.
All right, let's check it out.
He's got it!
Hamish!
Oh, Crystal Hamish, what a game.
Down to the wire.
Okay, thanks for playing, Crystal.
That was so good.
Hamish, we've got some free mobile fuel for you, mate. Well done. Awesome, thanks, guys. You deserve it, Crystal. That was so good. Hamish, we've got some free mobile fuel for you, mate.
Well done.
Awesome, thanks, guys.
You deserve it, mate.
That was stellar.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever...
The Ramon Party.
Registrations are now open.
Head to our social media at Bree and Clint,
and you can register.
And when you register, you can register
a friend as well if you don't want to come alone.
Yeah, basically it's dating
based on smell. We'll give you the opportunity
to smell a stranger's
item of clothing that they've spent a few
nights sleeping in and then select
whether you think that's a good match for you or not. We'll
then let you know who you've partnered with.
They chose you, you chose them. And we will
bring you together at the party.
You can have a few drinks, a bit of food.
It'll be good.
It's next Friday here in Auckland.
That's the pheromone party.
And yes, we understand it's quite a weird way to go about meeting people.
Like it's not a traditional, you get introduced by a friend or even,
it's not even like a Tinder.
It's quite strange.
Because Tinder's pretty mainstream these days,
or like online dating is very mainstream these days.
100%.
Whereas, I mean, this, not mainstream.
Like imagine telling your mum and dad, like they go,
oh, how did you guys meet?
Yeah.
You're like, well, I went to this party and I sniffed his shirt
and I knew he was the one.
Can you imagine how weird it would be if we didn't give you your matches
on the night?
We just gave you like phone numbers and sent you away
and then you're like messaging this person.
And you have to find out.
Yeah, or like you just do some more like bonding
before you see each other.
I like that.
Before you get the physical side of things.
I really like that because I think, you know,
you have that first mental connection.
Is it weird?
Is it a weird way to meet somebody?
Yes.
Is it the weirdest possible way? No.
We don't think so. So this afternoon
we're going to ask you, what's the weirdest
way that you met somebody?
Romantically. Romantically, yeah. Have you met
someone in a weird way? Yeah, I was part of a
speed dating competition once
but it was mixed with like a
promotion for a new car.
Okay. So they lined up a whole lot of
like Honda jazz vehicles
and you had to go between the cars
and date the person in the cars.
It was real kind of awkward.
Like it was real.
That's strange.
Yeah.
And I went into it quite,
I was like, oh yeah, cool.
I'll do my best with the speed dating.
And it wasn't until I got to one car
and this girl goes, this is a shit idea.
And I went, yeah, it's not that good.
And she goes, why are we in a car?
I get they're giving it away, but. And then we bonded and then we went on a few dates. And I went, yeah, it's not that good. And she goes, you're like, why are we in a car? I get they're giving it away,
but.
And then we bonded
and then we went on a few dates.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
And did it work out?
No.
But that's not the point.
We had fun for a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You live,
you learn,
you grow.
Have you met someone
in a weird way?
I met someone,
I met a guy once.
I was in the McDonald's
drive-thru
and my order was wrong
and I went up to the place
where you switch them around
and he had my order
and we switched our orders around
and then we ended up dating for a bit.
Oh my God,
that's like the start of a rom-com.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
He's like,
excuse me,
I've got a quarter pounder
but I actually ordered it
and you're like,
Filet-O-Fish.
Yeah.
And then our eyes connected
and then I fed him chips. Yeah, and you nibbled on one endO-Fish. Yeah. And then our eyes connected and then
I fed him chips.
Yeah and you nibbled
on one end of the chip
and he nibbled on the other.
Just like Lady and the Tramp.
Did it work out?
No.
Doesn't matter.
You live,
you learn,
you grow.
What's the weirdest way
you met somebody?
It might be way weirder
than that.
We want you to tell us
this afternoon.
0800 dial ZM.
Or you can text us
on 9696. Maybe you want to come us this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696.
Maybe you want to come to the pheromone party next Friday
because you want a story about the weirdest way you met someone.
Yeah, perfect.
Get your stories in now.
0800 dial ZM.
ZM Spree in Clint.
The podcast.
We're holding ZM's first ever pheromone party next Friday
where you get to date someone by sniffing them.
Yep.
And you can come.
You can register right now.
Just head to our Facebook page or our Instagram and register to come.
It's next Friday.
If you think that's a weird way to meet somebody, that's fine.
You do need an open mind to be a part of this.
But we've asked, what are some weirder ways that you've met somebody?
Because you can meet people in all different types of ways.
Someone texted us and said, I met my partner on Fortnite.
He lived in Scotland and he moved to New Zealand for me
and now we're expecting our first child.
So that's nice, right?
That's nice.
Let's go and talk to some people.
Stacey's here.
Hey, Stace.
Hi.
Stace, how did you meet someone?
It wasn't me.
It was my auntie, actually.
She met my uncle when she ran him over on her bicycle.
Great.
I love it.
And then it was love at first sight?
Great.
Yeah, they've been married for 42 years and they've got three kids.
Can you imagine?
She was drop-dead gorgeous.
He gets up and he goes, is my bone sticking out of my arm?
She goes, I think I love you.
The funny thing is it was outside a hospital because she was a nursing student
and he was an x-ray technician.
She planned it.
God, shut up.
She planned the whole thing.
She was like, I'll injure him, not fatally, but then I'll get him inside.
Seriously, Stacey, have they made a movie about this?
I can see people, different people playing the characters already.
I would totally watch that.
I love it.
That's fantastic.
Let's talk to Peter.
Hi, Peter.
Hi, how are you doing? Peter, how did you
meet someone? Well, it was from
a random text message.
What? Someone randomly, accidentally
texted you? Yeah,
she basically, she met some other guy
on the night out and swapped numbers
and
I don't know if we gave him a fake number or
something, but she texted me and we just
started chatting and then decided to meet up for coffee.
Did you pretend to be the right guy for a bit?
No, no, no.
It was really random.
She said I was in a certain bar and it wasn't even the same town.
So wait, Peter, how far over?
Where were you and where was she?
This was when I was back in the UK.
So I was in a place called Manchester
and she was in a place called Bury. I like how you say in a place called Manchester and she was in a place called Burry.
I like how you say in a place called Manchester.
Yeah, we know where Manchester is.
In a sleepy little town called Manchester.
It's pretty small.
We're in New Zealand, not the moon.
How far driving distance?
How long did it take you to drive to go for that first coffee?
About half an hour.
Oh, that's not bad.
That's not too bad.
What are the odds that someone texts the number
and they're half an hour apart?
Did it work out?
Yeah, it worked out.
We ended up being together for about two and a half years.
Oh, beautiful.
It was actually my first long-term relationship.
That is wild.
And that gives people out there, if you're single tonight,
just start texting random numbers.
Don't do that.
Just text them and go, hey, ASL. No. Victoria is here as well. Hey, Vic. Hi random numbers. Don't do that. Just text me and go, hey ASL. No.
Victoria is here as well.
Hey Vic. Hi Victoria.
I got my tampon
stuck, so it just
wouldn't come out, so I went to the doctor's office.
Oh, you're just going straight into that story
like it's okay?
And the only
guy that was there was a trainee
doctor, and so he had to pull it out, and then we dated for six months, and I lost my virginity to him. And the only guy that was there was a trainee doctor.
And so he had to pull it out.
And then we dated for six months and I lost my virginity to him.
Oh, my God.
Victoria.
Victoria.
And then we broke up.
Because he told the whole town.
So it was a small town.
It was a witty city.
And he told the whole town.
And I had to leave.
So now I live in Australia. You had to leave town and i had to leave so now i live in town you had to leave town do you know how small city hangar is victoria victoria this is no shit the wildest story
from start to finish i've ever heard on the radio so wait let me get this straight
you got your tampons chuck you went to the emergency room. A doctor helped you out. Yep.
Trainee doctor.
A trainee doctor.
Yep.
And then you dated, and then he told a bunch of people about it.
Yeah, and then we broke, like, he told everyone the reason why we started dating
and, like, how difficult it was to get it out.
And then, like, because Fitting Anger is, like, very cool.
Victoria, he is the world's worst doctor.
He sounds like a bloody idiot.
You're not allowed to date patients.
You're not allowed to.
Oh, I get the joke now.
Ah, got it.
Victoria, you win.
That story was amazing.
Thanks.
Victoria, she's like, thanks.
You switched to a moon cup yet?
No.
Maybe give it a go.
Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. You switched to a moon cup yet? No. Maybe give it a go.
You can't do that as a doctor.
That's one of the best stories.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't do that as a doctor.
As a doctor, yeah, he's breaching.
Everything.
The doctor rules or whatever you call it.
I think that's what the Hippocratic Oath is. Yeah.
Anyway, this is Birthday Banger where we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday
and then we play the best one.
Exactly right.
So we've got three.
Who's up first?
Katie's up first.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Katie?
13th of April, 1993.
Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 13th of April.
And on that day, this topped the charts.
Back to back, Gaga, you know when you were away yesterday
and we got bad romance?
Did you?
Yeah.
I love Gaga.
We didn't choose it.
Oh.
We went with Next, Too Close.
What's that?
Oh, you're dancing real close.
Oh, that's a great song.
Are you happy with your birthday banger, Katie?
I don't know about that, but I don't mind a back-to-back.
Yeah, a back-to-back.
Yeah, at least there's something in it.
Let's find another one.
Beck is here.
Hi, Beck.
Hi, Beck.
Hey, g'day.
G'day, mate.
G'day, g'day.
What's your birthday?
September 17th, 1992.
Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 17th of September.
And Beck, this is your birthday banger.
Oh, I feel like I'm drunk at an Irish bar.
What do you think, Beck?
Oh, I'll have a few drinkies for that one.
Yeah, right.
God, they were so huge
for a minute.
The Kings of Leon,
weren't they?
Name another
Kings of Leon song.
You Somebody.
Oh, that was a tune.
I think I liked that.
Because of the times.
Better.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a great song.
They were.
Yeah, good.
Okay, wait there.
Rachel.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Rachel?
26th of December, 1989. Okay.
Oh, no.
You were 16 in December.
Sorry, I can't be stopped.
I don't think it's
going to happen again. Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Okay. It's just when you start
talking, something happens. You were 16.
I'll just
turn that channel off. I'll just turn that channel off.
You should be good.
Do you want me to work the desk today?
You should be good now.
Come on, Rachel's waiting.
Rachel's waiting.
You were 16 on blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
In 2005 on the 26th of December.
And Rachel, this is your birthday banger.
I need a beer.
You've got a beer.
I need another beer.
I'm just kidding. This is your birthday banger.
Check it out!
You like that, Rachel?
It's crazy.
I love that song.
Yeah.
I do love my humps.
We all do.
Hey.
Hey.
What are we playing?
I think you know what I want.
You want Kings of Leon.
I want Kings of Leon 6 on fire.
Someone's texted and said, if you don't't play Gaga you'll upset the gays.
I love the gays. I never mean to upset the gays.
I love the gays.
Yeah, can you stop
being a homophobic?
I'm not a homophobic.
You're so homophobic.
Just because I want
Six on Fire
doesn't make me a homophobic.
Clint walks around
and he's like,
beer!
Beer and manly stuff.
No gays allowed.
You literally just said
you want a beer.
No gays allowed.
You know what? For slandering me you don't get a vote today. No? No, you a beer. No, Gage allowed. You know what?
For slandering me,
you don't get a vote today.
No?
No, you don't.
No.
You don't.
Oh.
Are you really?
You're doing that.
Shane, well, you've got 19 seconds
to disagree with me.
I disagree.
Oh, fine.
Okay, what are we...
This is taking too long.
What are we going to play?
I want...
Let me just have a sip of this drink.
No.
All right.
That means I get one of those.
No, you wouldn't vote.
You wouldn't vote.
That's a good deal.
You wouldn't vote.
At some point, I now get a veto.
Bec, you win birthday banger, okay?
Bec, have a good day, mate.
Have a good Arvo.
We will, mate.
Thanks, guys.
See you, mate.
Free and clean.
See you, dude. I know they're watching They're watching
All the promotions
The kid in the paint
Has people talking
Talking
Yeah
It's sexist on fire.
The dog on the alley, the break of the day.
I head while I'm driving, I'm driving.
The shoplifts are open, the knuckles are pale.
Feels like you're dying, you're dying.
And you're, you're such a poor liar. This sex is on fire Consent
With a watch that's on fire
Heart is a fever
Rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
This not forever, this just a night
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
Yeah The greatest, the greatest You're sexist on fire
You're sex is on fire And so
With a watch that transpires
And your
Your sex something on fire
And you're
You're something on fire
Sorry to all the gays, but a decision had to be made.
And I, look, I had to be decisive and I chose Kingsley on Six on Fire.
And now, because you did that, and that was real homophobic,
you need to donate to the Cher Foundation.
The nicest thing is the Cher Foundation.
Well, there's probably something like that.
Excuse me.
I made a call in the moment and I stand by it.
I think it was a good choice.
Now we should play a Cher song.
You can't not vote and then sit here and try and call the shots.
Behind the scenes, by the way, she wouldn't vote.
No, I felt pressured.
You wouldn't vote.
I felt pressured and I felt a lot of hatred coming from you.
And you started the song and I didn't even have time to speak.
I feel like my voice is not being heard on the show.
While the song was playing, she turns to me and she goes,
you F with me, I'll F with you.
Kings of Leon was great.
Good birthday, babe.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
So I'm pretty excited tonight because I get to live out one of my dreams
and this is I'm being totally serious.
So there's this show called Have You Been Paying Attention
and it's been on in Australia for a number of years
and I've been obsessed with it for such a long time
and it's been my dream to one day be on that show.
Did I ever think it would happen?
No.
But here we are.
The show has come to New Zealand and I've been asked to be on the show.
Are you nervous?
I'm absolutely shitting my pants.
Yeah, I would be too.
I mean, you'll be great but I would be too.
There's people like Ursula Carlson and Vaughan Smith
and these amazing comedians and people who are hilarious. It's people like Ursula Carlson and Vaughan Smith and like, you know, these amazing comedians
and people who are hilarious.
It's a panel show where, you know, you try and be funny.
And anyway, we had a dress rehearsal last night, yesterday,
and Tom Sainsbury, who is so, so funny.
And you might know him from Snapchat and Facebook.
He's the other Paula Bennett.
Yes, that's that guy.
Very, very funny guy.
Anyway, he's on the panel tonight as well.
And yesterday during the dress rehearsal,
we were about to go on and do all the bits and pieces
and I was very nervous and he turns to me and he says,
oh, he goes, I keep looking at you
and I keep thinking that you're Jennifer Lawrence.
Oh, not thus again.
It's true.
He said it.
I didn't prompt him.
He said, has anyone ever told you that you look like Jennifer Lawrence?
You've told stories like this before where people have told you
you look like Jennifer Lawrence.
The only person I've heard, the only person I've heard,
this is where it's all good, the only person I've heard say
that you look like Jennifer Lawrence is you.
No, I'm telling you.
Right.
He said it to me.
So you're telling me, you're telling me if I got Tom Sainsbury,
Snapchat comedian on the phone right now.
I don't know if he'd remember.
No, no, no, no.
If he knows, he knows, right?
If he knows.
If I ask him point blank, he'll say you look like Jennifer Lawrence. Um, no, no, no. If he knows, he knows, right? If he knows. If I ask him point blank, he'll say you look like Jim Valois.
Um, yeah.
Producers, can we get Tom Sainsbury
on? No, we don't need to do that. Can we get Tom
Sainsbury on the line? You want him on now?
Yeah, can we get him on now? Yeah, okay, hold on.
I'm just giving you time. You guys don't have Tom's
number. We'll get Tom Sainsbury, yeah. No, we don't need
to do that. He's busy. He's probably prepping
for the show tonight.
Oh my God. What are they doing?
Have we got him? We've got him.
Okay, you need to be quiet.
This needs to be just me and Tom.
Okay.
I want him to say it. I want it to be right.
I don't want you to be a liar.
Hello, is that Tom Sainsbury?
Yes.
Tom, it's Clint here from ZM.
How are you?
Hello, Clint.
Last night I think you had the good fortune of meeting a friend of mine,
Bree Thomasel.
Yes, yes, and I'm a huge fan now.
Yes.
She told me that in the TVNZ makeup chair,
you told her she bore a striking resemblance to a certain celebrity.
Yes, that's right.
Now, there's nothing riding on this.
It's not like she's wagered everything on it.
I mean, I'm only doing a drumroll for effect, but...
Yeah.
Who'd you say?
Russell Crowe.
We go together.
Damn you, Tom. Say three.
Damn you.
New Zealand's favourite Australian.
Thanks, Tom.
Good to talk to you.
Good luck on having you been paying attention tonight.
No.
He said it was terrible.
No, damn it.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
I don't say this lightly, but I believe we have been the victim of source racism.
Oh, come on.
I believe as a country, we have been dragged by our nearest and dearest,
the Australians.
You guys hate us.
Oh, look at this.
We've got one in the country in the studio right now.
Bree Thomasel.
How are you enjoying that fresh air you're breathing?
Smells delightful.
How are you enjoying the stable government that we provide?
I love it here.
I love that I can tell who's going to be Prime Minister
from one day to the next.
Then why are you being racist to our sources?
It's not me.
A poll has been conducted by the Daily Mail Australia
as to what Australia's favourite tomato sauce is.
I believe in Australia, tomato sauce is as important
a condiment as it is here in New Zealand.
Is that fair to say? We love Australia tomato sauce is as important a condiment as it is here in New Zealand. Is that fair to say?
We love some tomato sauce.
At the top of the poll, Australia voted Heinz ketchup
as the number one sauce.
I do love Heinz.
Which is fine.
You like Heinz ketchup?
I'm not here to tell you otherwise.
Dead last and in a brutal stab at the heart of our culture,
they have placed none other than Wadi's tomato sauce.
It does taste different.
They've said, oh, it tastes a bit different, or oh, that's all right.
They've gone ahead and put it dead last.
They've said that Wadi's tomato sauce, according to Australians,
is the worst tomato sauce on the market.
Well, I don't think it'd be the worst
because there's other brands that are a bit near.
I say Heinz and Waddy's are the same company.
I say you're brand loyal.
I say that you actually probably can't tell the difference.
If I put two bowls of tomato sauce in front of you and a vessel,
you might not even be able to tell the difference.
I already know that you guys are going to try and stitch me up.
No, this is scientific. Well, actually, I have an able to tell the difference. I already know that you guys are going to try and stitch me up. No, this is scientific.
Actually, I haven't organised behind the scenes.
Swear on your mum's life, producer Ben, that these are both different.
They're definitely different, yeah.
Yeah, they're definitely different.
I don't believe him.
I've just been handed the results.
I don't believe him.
What we have is two bowls of sauce.
I'm going to taste them and I'll be able to tell the difference.
And if they taste the same.
One blue bowl, one yellow bowl.
One bowl contains wadis, one bowl contains hinds.
Bree has a vessel of choice.
She chose it.
It's a cocktail sausage, a Cheerio.
She's eating from the blue bowl.
Good texture.
What is it?
No, I need to taste both first.
If it's a difference between best and worst You should know straight away
If that's good then you should go with that
I need to taste both so I can tell
Fine, taste the yellow
Go for the yellow
She's going fresh Cheerio
That's probably fair so you don't contaminate the Cheerio
Second Cheerio into the mouth
From the yellow bowl
One is Wattie's. One is Heinz.
Oh.
Mmm.
Tastes like you're eating the same sauce.
Is it the same?
It's not the same.
This is... I've got the results right here.
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh, God, we're going in again.
This is an excuse for you to keep eating Cheerios.
I love Cheerios.
Okay.
Quickly, what's the blue bowl?
Okay.
That's Heinz.
In which bowl?
Blue.
Damn it.
Yes!
I knew it.
Then what's in the yellow bowl?
If it's the same.
What's in the yellow bowl? If it's the same. What's in the yellow bowl?
I don't trust any of you mother effers.
You're the one who ate it.
You're the one who ate it.
If it's that bad, what is it?
What's in the yellow bowl?
It's Heinz as well.
No, it's what he said.
Damn it!
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Please welcome to the studio the latest loser from Celebrity Treasure Island.
It's Jodie Rimmer.
Because we're going to be.
Oh, Jodie, Jodie Rimmer, you've been an absolute pleasure to watch this season.
Mmm.
Thanks, guys.
Mmm.
I think From the fake spew
To fighting and screaming with Sam Wallace
To tormenting the other team with your words
Yum
I mean there's so much to get through
That you've done on this show
What was your favourite moment?
Pulling Sam's pants down
I mean togs down
It sounds a bit better
Yep
That was good
I feel like he took that as like a favour He was like thanks pulling Sam's pants down, I mean, togs down. It sounds a bit better. Yep. That was good.
I feel like he took that as, like, a favour.
He was like, thanks, I've been waiting for an excuse to get my bits out.
About time.
Do you know what?
When that happened, when I pulled his togs down,
because he asked for it, he cheated in the swimming race,
let's be honest.
Yeah.
So he provoked me.
And so when I did that, I laughed so hard.
Honestly, I was laughing for about 10 minutes
and I was crying.
I had tears coming down my face.
And he was such a good sport.
He walked the whole way down the beach.
And he said to me afterwards, he'd just hear this witch cackling for days.
That witch was you.
One thing we do have to talk about, I mean,
we could talk about Celebrity Treasure Island forever, Jodie,
but do you know what's coming here?
Are we going to talk about my...
There's a few things, but we are going to bring up the time
that we did what we like to call a flower investigation
on our show.
It went for a couple of days, didn't it, Clint?
Yeah, a mystery bunch of flowers.
You need to know this if you're listening and you're thinking
about sending Brie flowers anonymously.
She can't handle it.
She cannot handle it.
I go into overload.
She doesn't care that someone deep down has thought enough of her to send her a gift.
She must flush out the person and make them name themselves.
I had to know and I got sent these flowers to work and I showed Clint and I said,
I want to call the florist to find out who these were from.
And then that set off a chain reaction of where I was having, or Clint and I were having a conversation with this anonymous flower sender through the florist.
They wouldn't give us a name, but they gave us a list of clues.
She said that we can reveal it is a lady.
I have a public profile, so I would like to remain anonymous, please.
Sorry that I'm not Moses or Jeremy. Both of these
are friends of mine, though, by the way.
We put it to you, Jodie Rimmer,
that you sent Brie flowers.
Is it you? What?
100% it
was me.
Finally!
Finally!
Finally the truth! It was me! I couldn't believe that you actually found out that it was me. Finally. Finally the truth.
It was me.
I couldn't believe that you actually found out that it was me.
It was supposed to be a really lovely gesture.
I really wanted to compliment you on your work.
You did such a good job on that show.
I was so impressed that they cast you.
You smashed it and then you turned it on its head.
I couldn't even send flowers anonymously.
You had to be like little ferrets.
Look, be honest with me.
Were you drunk?
I was hungover.
I don't want to hurt your feelings, Bree,
but I do send flowers all the time.
I send them maybe once a month.
Can we just fade her down now?
Fade her down.
No, turn her mic off.
I actually heard that you hadn't been sent flowers before.
I've never been sent flowers.
I was shocked.
And this is why.
Shocked.
This is why.
Okay.
Are you shocked though?
She is the latest, like we said, loser of Celebrity Treasure Island.
We loved watching you on the show.
Thanks for coming in.
Jodie Rimmer.
You're so welcome, guys.
Come back and visit us anytime.
Okay.
Okay.
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