ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 11th 2020

Episode Date: September 11, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. What's up? Time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Three in close. Birthday banger. What's up? This is where we...

That one was on purpose. This is where we... This is where we look at was on purpose This is where we This is where we Look at your podcast Birthday Damn I'm not working today This is where you tell us What your birthday is

In our podcast group And we do International birthday bangers You got it Okay First one's for Steve Dooley From Ickles In Kent

In the UK Perfect Steve was born On the 5th of December 1985 Under a full moon 16 And how do you know that? So I don't know

So he was 16 in 2001 And here's Steve's birthday back Natasha's brother Daniel Bedingfield God what a talented family Do you know he's from Auckland? Is he? Yeah

Shut the front door Yeah he's a Kiwi What? I got a wild Daniel Bedingfield story actually He got Obviously he moved overseas He said to Natasha

He got famous in the UK With this song And then it was a worldwide hit But he still comes back To New Zealand And he came back to New Zealand Quite a bit And a friend of mine

Saw him walking down Queen Street one day And he was beatboxing He loves to beatbox It's him beatboxing in that song And he said he walked past him on Queen Street And he was going Daniel Battingfield

Daniel Battingfield I thought this was going to be a cool story He was beatboxing his own name Oh no Yeah Anyway that's a good birthday banger Let's do one for Tyler I thought this was going to be a cool story. He was beatboxing his own name. Oh, no. Yeah. Anyway, that's a good birthday bagel. Let's do one for...

Tyler. Tyler Albert from Buffalo, New York. Oh, from Buffalo. New York. I'm walking here. New York. He was born... Give me a bagel.

What are you talking about? Give me a croissant. I'm from New York. What are you talking about? Look at producer Anast. I'm from New York. What are you talking about? Look at producer Anastasia. She's like, get me out of here. Get me a pizza pie. He was born on the 12th of July, 1998.

So he was 16 in 2014. And on the 12th of July in 2014, this was number one. She's from Australia. Did you know that? Charlie XCX. Yes. From a little place called, what's it called? Mullumbimby.

Iggy, obviously. Iggy, yeah. Yeah. I said Charlie XCX as a joke. She's English. Let's do one more for Narelle Johnston. Is she English or American? Charlie. Yeah. We met her. She's English. English. She's English one more for Narelle Johnston. Is she English or American? Charlie.

Yeah. We met her. She's English. English. She's English. Narelle Johnston from, oh, you can field this one. Jera Bombera in Aussie. I'm pretty sure that's how it's pronounced.

Jera, Jera, Bombera, Bombera. God, that fits perfectly. Yeah, it does. Jera Bombera. What a cool name. She was born on the 26th of October, 1993. So she was 16 in 2009. And Narelle, here's your birthday banger.

One of Vanessa Amorosi's... This is her first comeback. Is it? She's had another comeback since. I don't know this. This sounds like the intro to a Disney show. Yeah, kind of.

This is who I am. This is who I am. This is quite a big hit. Yeah, right. The winner has to be Daniel Bedingfield. Yeah, I love that song. I feel like it's gotta be.

Yes. Cheers. Here you go. Steve Doo like it's got to be. Yes. Cheers. Here you go. Steve Dooley from Eccles, Kent, UK. Enjoy this. This song was ahead of its time. It's very, very good. It's too late now in COVID, this song.

Why? It's too much beatbox. If we play, it just can't be performed. Performed, yeah. We can't hear it. Can't hear the song, can you? What's that? Did you hear the song?

Oh God, I was terrified. It was just us singing. I've never heard this song in my life. I've never heard this song. Are you serious? You would froth this song. This is a great song. Listen, the chorus is coming up. I pretend that you're already mine And my heart ain't breaking Every time I look into your eyes If only I could get through this

If only I could get through this Why, why? If only I could get through this Kind of. Oh, yeah, kind of. Yeah, kind of. This guy was the expected judge. Yeah.

And I never knew why. You know Natasha Bedingfield? Yeah, I knew that. I thought he was Like famous for Is that his sister Yeah And then wait

He wasn't married to that Awful one on X Factor New Zealand No No you're thinking Of Willie Moon Yeah Oh right

Yeah And Natalia Kills I just I thought he was like A Billie Eilish's brother Situation Like he was a producer He is a producer

He's not her producer Yeah What did Natasha Bedingfield Have unwritten Yeah That was a tune? He is a producer. He's not her producer. What did Natasha Bedingfield have unwritten? Yeah. That was a tune, wasn't it? All right, one more chorus and then we'll be done.

Oh, a head rush. All right. Take us out, podcast dolphin. It's time for the weekend. You've modified that. That's for you, mate. That's for you. That's for you That's for everyone Why are you encouraging me?

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Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri When are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5 4 3 2 1 Kia ora everybody Welcome to the show on iHeartRadio. Hey, sorry, winner Bree and Clint on. Bree and Clint are on air in five, one, four, three,

two, one. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Interesting news about Scream. Yeah. Because literally,

I saw yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Scary Movie. Yeah. Which is based off the movie. It's a parody of Scream, yeah. Scream, yeah.

I'm down for a new Scream movie. Me too. Yeah. And Neve Campbell would be awesome in it. Scream, yeah. I'm down for a new Scream movie. Me too. Yeah. And Niamh Campbell would be awesome in it. Yes. Yeah, it should be great. Bring it back. Yeah, bring it all back.

It's all nostalgia these days, eh? Everything is a remake. Like, literally everything is a remake. Mulan, remake, which is good. Lion King. I'm saying it's a good thing. Lion King, remake. Aladdin, remake.

What else are we excited about? Actually, there's nothing else, is there, because of COVID. Yeah, what happens when- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, remake. What else are we excited about? Actually, there's nothing else, is there? Because of COVID. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, remake. Sabrina the Teenage Witch, they remade that. New Borat movie coming out. Well, that's new. Yeah, but I mean, same thing, right?

Yeah, not a new idea. Yeah. Hey, that's pretty much like half of our show. Not true. Today on the show, we've got 50K, well, part of it to give away with the 50K effect of the day, $500 remake. Just before 4 o'clock, the question's going to get asked. Brie and Clint.

I've got some toilet news. I'm here for it. Have you got me a bidet yet? No. That's what I want for my birthday. A birthday bidet. You want a bidet bidet. Yeah.

A bidet bidet. You know you can get an aftermarket bidet, eh? That just clips onto your toilet seat. Oh, I thought you were going to say like a secondhand one. I was like I prefer not to get a secondhand bidet. No, because there's two ways they get you a bidet. One is this clip-on one that just you reinstall your toilet seat. So it's a new seat.

I have seen this, yeah. And it's got a little nozzle that comes up and then psss. I've seen it. Or we renovate your entire bathroom and we put a whole nother seat in. And I always found the bidet concept of doing your business in one seat and then standing up with your pants still around your ankles and waddling to the other seat and then sitting down. I find that bizarre.

Oh, no. I want the Japanese one. That's the aftermarket one. No, you can buy a toilet. That's all in one. Yeah, right. Yeah. And it comes out.

All right. That's option number three. Okay. That's the one I want. I come around, I smash out your existing perfectly good toilet. Yep. And replace it with a Japanese bidet toilet. Perfect.

Sounds good. Today's toilet news actually comes from Japan, where all weird toilet news comes from. They're the leading people in toilets. They're the leading people in weird stuff. In everything. And I mean that in a nice way. Technology.

In Tokyo, in Japan, they have just installed two new see-through public toilets. Oh. So the walls of the toilet are made of glass. Oh, I don't know about that. And you can see directly in to the toilet. The idea is that you

can see how clean the bathroom is before you go in there. You know how public toilets can sometimes be a bit grotty? Can you imagine? That's a really weird zoo. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. The toilets are made of what's called smart glass.

And so you see it when it's outside. And then when you go in and you push the occupied button, the glass is meant to frost over. Frost. Oh, yeah, right. But you're putting a lot of reliance in technology. I mean, I've stayed at places over in Japan and Thailand and hotels with partners before.

Yes. And you know those hotel rooms where there's a full window right in front of the crapper? Oh, yeah. And it's meant to be a romantic holiday. Yeah, links to the bedroom, yeah. The froster never works. It's always broken.

Imagine that. It's always broken. Imagine that. It's not your partner in the room that you might be able to see in. It's everybody in downtown Tokyo going past you while you're on the toilet. I think I'd rather that. I'm never going to see those people again. If the frosting fails and you're stuck mid-business on the toilet, you could not be more vulnerable because what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're just going to sit there and you know

people will stop and they'll go, oh my god. I feel a weird prank show coming on. Me too. We should set one up here in New Zealand. I feel like there's some privacy issues with that. I feel like there's some kind of... We'll just pay them

in vouchers or something. Yeah, all right. We'll get some mobile fuel vouchers. We're going to go to LA. Not literally. On the phone. Next for the latest with Dean McCarthy, why is Lindsay Lohan getting sued? He'll tell us.

Here's Usher for Friday Jams. Bree and Clint. You got some toilet paper? Ladies, I got a... Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. his usher to Friday Jams, Brian Clint. You got some toilet paper? I got it. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest

live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Lindsay Lohan is getting sued. What for? Oh, well, you know what? There are what for? What is she not getting sued for?

Are you at all surprised that Lindsay Lohan is heading back to court again? They would know her in the car park. I swear the valet guy at the courthouse in Beverly Hills knows exactly who she is. Here's the deal, right? You're a savage, Dean.

An absolute savage. I like to go low. You like to go low. Here's the deal, right? She got $365,000 for a book. She never wrote the book, so they extended the deadline of the book for two years. Still hasn't written the book and still hasn't paid the money back. She still owes the Ch so they extended the deadline of the book for two years. Still hasn't written the book and still hasn't paid the money back. She still

owes the Chateau Marmont in Beverly Hills $40,000 from that time she went there and cleared out the minibar with a $3,000 bill as well. So this poor girl has got debts all the way around town and that is why she's hanging out in Ibiza with all of her rich Arab friends. So she's cool. $365,000. She's fine. That's

nothing to her. What was her book going to be about? Her life. I'd read this. It's her life. Oh, I thought she was writing like a fiction book. Like... I can't believe you thought... Nah, she wouldn't write a book like that.

Well, you know, I was like, she's been commissioned as an author. Nah, not autobiography. Nah, she's probably doing like a fictional, kind of like maybe... Fifty Shades of Orange. The next Game of Thrones or something maybe she's getting into.

Fifty Shades of Orange. Well, yours is wrong too because she didn't write any book. But Dean, was she meant to write an autobiography? Was it a memoir or something? I think it was like a memoir. I think it was like a monologue in the day or something. You know what I mean? Right.

The book that nearly every celebrity would write. Yeah, all right. Not J.K. Rowling. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy brought to you by Old El Paso. You can launch into Miss Free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. Brie and Clint. And it's time to reflect. It's time to take a look back at the week that has been.

And I've got to be honest with you, Bree, I don't really remember it. I don't. You remember those moments? Okay, tell me something that happened on Monday. No. You don't remember any of it? Monday. I'm being genuine. Yeah. I know we were here. I know we would have done something fun. I know we were here. What day did I sniff your

shoe? Um... Was that a Wednesday? I think that was a Wednesday. And I know we went for dinner last night. Yep. And that's about all I've got. And I don't think I'm alone in that. I'm glad my shoe made it into your week. Yeah, you know how you have like smell memory? That works for bad smells as well. Has it made the high low? Let's find out. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows. It's all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. This week on the show, Clint brought

some fun aviation news, but in doing so, he also brought some fart content. Nice, mate. Finally coming around. Do you want to know a secret about airplane food, just quickly? Yeah. They cook it to a special recipe to reduce the amount of gas generated by people after they eat it.

What? Airplane food is made in a special way, and they change certain ingredients in it to reduce the flatulence generated by the food. Well, here's some feedback from me. It's not working. Earlier this week, we asked you the very complicated question, what bit ya?

And we had a man by the name of Keith call up. And, well, he might just take out Caller of the Year. Love you, Keith. G'day, Keith. G'day, Keith. G'day, Keith. Oh, I was in some, having a holiday in the back blocks in the middle of nowhere. No dramas. I jump into bed naked.

I thought it was a spider bit me on the arm. Okay. So we're stripping the bed down, rip the bed right apart, and there's an eight-inch fricking centipede like a monster. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to catch this thing. A couple of hours later, I'm a broken man. I'm just crying my eyes out. I'm on the floor. That had a bit me on

the old fella. I tell you, I would have stabbed myself and cut it off. Apparently centipedes really hurt. It was like my arm was being crushed and sawn off with a rusty hacksaw blade. When I came home and got stung by a bee, I put him back on there and got him to sting me three times and I said,

mate, you don't know what pain is. Give it a good go. Hey, can you wait there? I want you to hear the other stories. Ben, hi Ben.

What bit you? Okay, so I got bit by a Himalayan tar. The Himalayan tar decided to poke through the fence and bite,

clamp down on the nipple. Keith, how does a bite on the nipple from a Himalayan tar compare to your centipede story? Who does, Keith? And finally this week,

Branklyn to always trying to workshop and try new jokes and content, but Brie decided to workshop her joke live on air. Nice try, mate. But are you in a toilet door open relationship? What's happening at the Roberts house? I mean, you call me a prude, but I like the door closed and no one shall enter. I'm so, I'm so uptight about it that even if I ran out of toilet paper. Are you Dumbledore?

No, what, no. Damn it, that would have been such a good one. The other one. Gandalf. Gandalf. Gandalf. Are you ready? Let's start again. When I'm in the toilet, no one can come in.

No, you said no one shall enter. No one shall enter. Oh, who are you, Gandalf? You shall not pass! And that wraps up yet another week of Brinkland's Highs and Lows. See you this time next week. The worst bit of that is it was actually you shall not pass. That's kind of the point.

You're in the toilet. Are we still workshopping this joke two days later? And you're passing something? Brinklin. I know it's a Friday, but I need to bring something up that's happening in my relationship. Look, it's a bit, I wouldn't say it's a disagreement. I'd say it's a discussion that is happening at the moment.

And you would like to have the discussion on the radio without your partner here. Yeah, so I can get some support behind me. Yeah, get some kudos. In my argument. Look, the discussion is over. We've been redoing our room and making it nice and, you know, our little haven.

Anyway, she suggested, she was like, let's get a bunch of different throw pillows for the bed. Lovely. European, the smaller ones, all different types to make the bed look fancy. Zhoosh the place up. And this is where her and I don't see eye to eye because I said I was like, look, we've already got four.

Actually, to be honest, there's already one throw pillow on the bed. Small square one? Yes. Yeah. Which is right at the front. Yeah. We've got four pillows already, two big squishy ones and then like a thinner one that you can usually sleep and lay so your neck's nice and flat.

But they're all pillow size, right? They're all pillow. They're all rectangular. All normal pillow. Yeah. I said, why do you want more pillows? I don't want any more throw pillows. I already don't want to put these pillows on and off the bed all the time

when I'm remaking it. Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to spend my whole life dealing with pillows. Yeah. Anyway, she was like, no, it looks nice and we'll get you know the bigger one so add some height to the european pillows i was like why does the bed need extra height we're getting a bed head that's extra height i just i just don't understand the concept i like they they look great, don't get me wrong, but I am the type of person I would take, you know. You're purely functional.

Functional. Well, to be honest, we've already got five. This does not serve a purpose. It is gone. We've already got five. I'm happy with the extra one at the front to make it look a little bit fancier. Yeah. But, you know, why do we need, well, four, five,

we're going to end up with eight or nine pillows. You're a pillow Grinch. And I'm just going to come out and say it because your partner's not here to defend themselves and I agree with what I'm saying right now. You're a pillow Grinch. How many pillows do you have on your bed? Live a little.

We have two of the pillows you're talking about, one for sleeping on and then one as a backup. Usually goes between the knees at the moment. The hug pillow. The hug pillow, yeah. And then, so two of those each, which is four.

And then two European pillows, which are good for sitting up and reading in bed, which I don't do. Where do those go when you sleep? On the floor, beside the bed.

Where all the dust is. But when we're awake, no, because we vacuum. No, but when we're awake or on the bed. The cats run over them. And then one throw as well, one throw pillow. So you've got seven pillows.

How long do you think it takes to sort out the pillows? Probably about 15 to 20 seconds a day. Not, no. Not more than that. No. Not more than that. Nah. No, and more than that. Nah. No, and you're going to try and economise us out and go,

you are wasting a grand total of 47 minutes a year on pillows. It's longer than that. No, but what are you doing with all your spare time that you're not dealing with pillows? Let's say it's two minutes. Nothing. If you're fluffing the pillows properly, if you're fluffing them, and then if you're someone.

All right, let's say it's two minutes. And then let's say you're someone that puts them into like, you know, a blanket box or something. Yeah. Because you want, you know, when you're sleeping, because you don't want to put them on the floor. Let's say that's another two minutes. Okay.

Let's say four minutes all up. Yeah. So four minutes times 365. You're literally spending- Hold on. I didn't think this through. Divide it by 60. Divide it by 60. You're spending 24 hours a year taking pillows on and off a bed.

Yeah, but... You're spending a whole day of your life... I think you're a bit indulgent with the numbers. Oh, I don't know. But even if I am, what are you doing with all your free time that you've got? Living.

No, you're not. Living. No, you're just being a pillow grinch. That's what you're doing. You're caught up in a negative pillow spiral. I might have extra time to put some moisturiser on my face.

I don't know. Sky's the limit. There's an extra four minutes in the day. This is the problem. You're in... Because I'm in... I'm lazy, okay?

There, I said it. No, it's not that. You're at loggerheads with your partner. I'm living a harmonious state of bliss because we agree on the pillow situation in my relationship. No, it's because you say yes to everything. 100% that too, yeah. And I think you should just say yes. Yeah, well maybe I should, but

I've already compromised. We've got the one. I don't want two more. I don't see the two more I don't see the purpose I don't see the purpose of resisting But that's okay What do the producers think? I'd like to get their take Real quickly

Throw pillows That many We're talking seven Yes or no producer Ben No No but he This guy's only just graduated from sleep That's a no

That's a no from producer Ben I have quite a few on the bed I don't mind them But I don't He would sleep on the ground a no. That's a no from producer Ben. I have quite a few on the bed. I don't mind them, but I don't. He would sleep on the ground. You wouldn't personally have them. He has a bed in the back of his car. Yeah.

Yeah, he's cool. Anastasia, throw pillows, yay or nay? I can appreciate that they look really nice, but no, they are impractical. Oh, my God, three Grinchers. They're impractical. He's so annoying. Oh, 800 dials in him. I'm happy for one. Throw pillows, yay or nay?ers. They're impractical. He's so annoying. 0800 dials at him. I'm happy for one.

Throw pillows, yay or nay. One. Does one count? No. No. You're either going all out or nothing. Haven't you watched The Block? Haven't you?

Yeah, that show is getting into people's heads and corrupting them. Throw pillows can make or break a room. I don't care if you've got Wi-Fi lights. If you've got the wrong European pillowcases, it's a fail for me. 0800 dials at him. Throw pillows. We're talking seven. Yes or no.

Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Oh, it's getting heated in here. Look, the discussion this afternoon is over a discussion that's happening in my relationship at the moment. To throw pillow or to throw the pillows. I'm saying I can't be bothered with seven throw to throw the pillows. I'm saying I can't be bothered with seven throw pillows on the bed.

I don't want them. We've already got five. Is it a round number thing? Would you be happy with an even number, like a six? Oh, five's good. Five. Five is enough. You don't have five, though, because you've just got two sleeping pillows.

They don't even count. What the hell? When it comes to throw pillows, they don't even count. And I'm not some crazy man who wants 15 pillows on the bed. I'm not. How many? I'm just saying live a little. How many do you want then? Get some euros.

How many do you want? I'd be happy with six. Six. Two pillows? You'd be happy with six pillows? Two pillows and one euro per person. Yeah, but the euros don't do any, they don't serve a purpose. They do serve a purpose.

Don't you sit in bed? You sit in bed all the time. Yeah, that's what a headboard's for. Who is going into your bedroom that you want to make it look so fancy? Who's going in there? Who are you dressing up your bedroom for? Wow. There's, wow.

No one's even coming to your house at the moment. But, you know, it's nice to feel special. Look, I feel like you are being a pillow Grinch. I think they're a waste of time. I think you can spend your time and money on other things, like arguing about whether or not to get throw pillows. Right. Corey's called through and he's going to help us sort this out.

Corey, decorative throw pillows, yay or nay? Yay. How many, Corey? 100%. I have nine pillows. Nine. Corey, what are you doing with your life? Like how much time are you spending taking them on and off the bed?

Where do they live when you're sleeping? Less than a minute. Easy, less than a minute. Sorry? Yeah, less than a minute. Where do they live, Corey, when you're sleeping? Just beside the bed. And then when you wake up, you can just truck them back on.

In the dust. You've got an issue that they go on the floor but where do your pants go when you take them off? In the dirty clothes basket. Oh, fine. Okay. William, hi.

Hi, Will. Hi. Throw pillows. Are you keen or not keen? Not keen. Yeah, see, don't you think they're a bit of

a waste of time, Will? Yeah, well, we've got about 10 on our bed and I'm always the one that has to throw them off. I mean, I'm keen, but 10 seems excessive. 10 is a lot. They can't all be nice either if you've got 10.

Do you and your partner have disagreements about this, Will? No. I'm like Clint. I'm just so used to everything. It is the easier way to live, Will. But then he can express what he truly thinks on the radio. No, but I should caveat all of this with, like, it wasn't my dream to get this many pillows. So you've actually been brainwashed.

No, but if it makes your partner happy, why wouldn't you? Because it's annoying. Morgan, hi, welcome to this pillow conversation. Are you keen or not keen for throw pillows? Yeah, keen. Yeah, keen. Yeah, keen. How many, Morgan? I've got seven as well.

Yeah, seven's a great number. Let me guess, two euros, four sleeping pillows, and then one square just to centralise everything at the front. No. No, no, the square's actually a circle, but yeah, otherwise you're bang on. Oh, a circle. Interesting.

Do you have a partner, Morgan? Yeah. Do they love it? He's just like Clint. He's like, look, just keep wifey happy, you know? 100%. You don't know his real opinion on them. No one needs to know our real opinion.

At this stage, we don't know our real opinion. To be honest, there's so many texts coming through that are all saying no. Right. KJ. Absolutely not. There's one of them. KJ, why? Well, it's just bloody waste of time. You've got to pick them up off the floor. It's fucking useless. KJ, I'm just...'s one of them. KJ, why? Well, it's just bloody waste of time. You've got to pick them up off the floor.

It's fucking useless. KJ, I'm just imagining your boring one-dimensional flat bed. It's got no height. It's got no volume. KJ is not boring. She would be out there living her best life. Beautiful. It's tidy.

It's got two pillows on it, one on each side of the bed. Pull it over the top, bed is life. Beautiful. It's tidy. It's got two pillows on it, one on each side of the bed. Pull it over the top, bed is made. Perfect. You've only got two pillows total. One for each head. What are you, camping?

No, love it, KJ. Minimalist. Sleep in the bed. Saving the planet. No. Yep, yep, KJ. You're an earth warrior. You're just happy to have a dog in this fight with KJ.

But even you don't agree that two pillows is acceptable. No, I mean, if you don't sleep with more than one, you know, I think I'd rather two. Exactly right. There is a line. And Rebecca's here finally. Rebecca, three pillows. Come on, Beck.

What's the deal? Yes, I'm yay. No, Beck. I have 13 pillows on my bed. What are you doing, Rebecca? You've got a problem. I know. My flatmate and my boyfriend both tell me I need to get rid of my pillows,

but I love them. It sounds like you're someone that's named all of them. They're like your children. I haven't gotten that far yet. Not that far. When they're all on there, is there more pillow or bed visible? Because I'm imagining they go past the halfway point. Yeah, it's sort of half and half.

Where do you put them back when you're sleeping? On the floor. See? I don't get it. Do you have a partner? Yes, yeah. He hates them. He trips.

He's like, in the middle of the night, when I need to go to the toilet, I trip over them. Yes. They're a hazard. Get them out of the way. You know what they are? They're a fire hazard, Bec. This is what you need to do.

You need to settle on. Bec's like, yeah, I know. You need to settle on seven so that your partner doesn't become Rebecca and you end up with 13. All right, I need to do what my partner wants. Keep the place. Live a little. Honestly, it's a pillow.

She deserves it. Fine, we'll get at least one more. Dang, mate. Bree and Clint. It's time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second of a song. And that intro to that song, does Gary sing, you only get one second of a song? Is that what he says? You only get one second of a song. Oh, all this time. Oh, my God. I was like, you only get one second to have a song.

You only get one second to have a song. You only get one second. You only get one second to do the job. Brie versus me. Who's going to take it out? If you can correctly pick it, you'll take home some free mobile fuel. Bronwyn got through first. Hey, Bronny.

Hi, Bronwyn. Hello. Hi. Who's going to win the one second song challenge today? Oh, hopefully you, Clint. Hopefully. Okay, I'll get you. That's no problem. That's a good pick, Bronwyn.

Mark, I've got your back, all right? Yeah, I've got faith in you. All right, mate., Clint, hopefully. Okay, I'll get you. That's no problem. Good pick, Bronwyn. Mark, I've got your back, all right? Yeah, I've got faith in you. All right, mate, let's do it. Producer Anastasia runs the game. What are we dealing with today? This week we've got, because of Bree's Chicken Palmy being released this week, we launched that.

We're going to do songs with food in the title. I think it says songs about chicken. Next week. Next week's the chicken week. Songs with food in the title. Yeah, yeah. So here is song number one. It's Harry Styles' Watermelon Sugar.

I was like, I literally in my brain when you said that, I was like, I don't know any songs with food in the title at all. Well, you're about to hear six more. Okay, great. Here's song number two. What song? Oh, come on. Anastasia's coming up.

Clint. Ebba, Honey Honey? Correct. That was a guess. That was a guess because I heard them say Honey Honey. I don't know that song.

I do like Ebba. I love Ebba, but I don't, not one of their most famous. Nah, this is not a go-to. Not to Waterloo. Yeah.

Here's song number three. Free. Oh, I know this. It's your favourite band, Clint. I know. Damn it. Think food.

I've got nothing, Anastasia. Nah. Maroon 5, Sugar. Oh, correct. Oh, it's dirt. I knew I knew the song. Oh, God. Okay. Good song. Do you like this song, Clint? I don't song. Oh, God. Okay.

Good song. Do you like this song, Clem? I don't mind this song, yeah. It's not bad. Yeah. Here's song number four. Great. 50 Cent, Candy Shop.

Oh. Great. Oh, Tie Break. Song will never get old. Ever. Whoa. Oh. And with that, we'll go on to song number five. Great.

You do this quite often. I know, because I have to, because Clint buzzes in before it usually starts. I'm going to need an answer. I know this song, can't think of it. I know this song too, and I can't think of it. I know the song too and I can't think of it. Hang on. So I get a second to think about it. One.

And shut yourself in the book. He's buying time. I need to clarify something before I guess. The food is in the title of the song or is the food in this case in the artist? I'm not gonna. No, that's a hint.

I'll have a guess. Duck sauce I'm not going to. No, because you should. No, that's a hint. Okay, no, then I'll have a guess. I'll have a guess. Duck Sauce, Barbra Streisand. No. It's Peanut Butter Jelly by Galantis. Galantis. Good guess from you, though. But you see why I was clarifying.

Yeah, totally, totally. Honestly. I just think you should have known. Good guess. And with that, we'll go to our second type. Barbra Streisand. Yeah, yeah. Ben, quickly, change around the songs, please. And with that We'll go to our second type Barbara Streisand Yeah yeah Ben quickly

Change around the songs please We'll go for the new Tiebreaker song number six Okay Please Break Oh damn it Lil Wayne

Lollipop Get it Correct Woo Mark you've done it mate Congratulations You just won the one second song challenge Yes Mark we did it

Yay Woohoo Bree Awesome No worries Mark Enjoy that fuel alright A tiebreaker's always so tense isn't it Congratulations, you just won the one second song challenge. Yes, Mark, we did it. Yay. Woohoo, Brady. Awesome. No worries, Mark. Enjoy that fuel, all right? A tiebreaker's always so tense, isn't it? It's so tense. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai.

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Gone by lunchtime Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts Look, on this show There's a third leg to you and I, Clint She joins us on the show quite often It is my mum And after years and years of practice and helping her along in the radio game, she has finally come up with a brilliant idea for the radio.

And I wanted to get her on this afternoon to share her idea with the people. Hello, mum. Mumadai, good afternoon. Good afternoon, beautiful people. How are you? Don't act all innocent, Mum, because you know the reason you're here this afternoon, don't you? I think so.

Last night, we hosted our big charity dinner. Mumadai was the guest of honour. She was Zoomed in from country Queensland. We had Scotty, the man who paid $2,010 to have dinner with Mama Di. That was donated to the Cancer Society. Correct. And mid-dinner, Di drops a bombshell. I would say probably one of her best ideas ever. And it was something that I think has a really good premise behind it. And it's about getting more money for the Cancer Society.

And I thought, great idea, Mum. That's what we're here to do, get more money for a great cause. That's exactly right, guys. And I think Clint needs to step up, and he needs to do this with passion. I just want to say before you tell everybody what it is, what you've chosen is sadistic, it's cruel, and it's downright unpatriotic on my behalf for you to even suggest it.

So please, when you're ready, state your wager. My wager is for Clint to wear a Wallabies jersey for a week for us to give Big Steve and myself and our family $400 to the Cancer Foundation. God, that is so, so generous of you, Mum. That's really lovely. You and Dad want to step up. You want to donate some more money. But I understand you want to, you want to get something for your money. So you just... It's a pretty

simple thing. Clint to wear a jersey for a week. Not a big deal. There is no team that I hate more in world sport than the low down dirty wallabies. And for you to come here and suggest us under the guise of charity, Di,

you are more evil than I ever thought. She's brilliant. Honestly. I know where I get it from. I get it from my mum, and I'm so proud of you, mum. I'm so proud of you. Well, you can blame big Steve, because I suggested for him to dress up in women's clothing

and fishnet stockings, and Stephen said, no, I think the wallaby jersey would be even tougher. And I went, I reckon you're right. You people don't even watch Rugby Union. We're a rugby league family. You don't give a rat's ass about the Wallabies team. You just want to make me suffer. That's exactly what you want, isn't it?

Well, actually, Stephen's a big watcher. He does watch all the Rugby Union, but we prefer to watch the All Blacks. Even you would prefer to watch the All Blacks. No, we know. We know. So here's what I suggested. Here's what I said. You'll give $400 to the Cancer Society if I win the jersey.

Can I pay $500 to not wear the jersey? No, because I think people will ring up and actually give more money for you on top of my money to see you wearing the Wallabies jersey. See, now that's an idea, Mum. We'll set it up. We'll start like a GoFundMe or something. No, no. And if you want to help Clint continue to wear the jersey,

then we could have him wearing the jersey until the end of the year. I'll take the deal. I'll take the $400. What's the deal? Monday to Friday I wear the jersey, Monday to Friday. Monday to Friday I'm happy with. What do you think, Mum? Yes, absolutely, and that's day and night.

Day and night. He has to sleep in it. I have to wear the jersey at home. You have to sleep in it. Yes. This thing is going to smell horrific. You can't take it off until midnight on Friday. All right, and the money will go to the Cancer Society of New Zealand?

Yes. Okay. Look, I'm more than happy to donate to any cancer foundation. I think they're a worthy organisation. Yeah. And I think it's fantastic. And what happened last night was just awesome. Scotty was so cute, wasn't he?

Oh, he's great. All right, now, chill out. Chill out. You've done it. You've done it. All right, now, chill out. Chill out. You've done it. All right, Brie. Is it a deal? Find the jersey. And I can't shake your hand.

I'm going to shake Brie's hand right now. We've already found it. Can we bring it in? Let's start it early. No, I'm just kidding. There's no Wallabies jerseys in New Zealand. There's going to have to come on special envoy to the country. We're going to have to get it imported in.

The jersey's going to be in quarantine for 14 days. Next week, it starts, it's on the beginning of the show. Clint will be putting on the Wallabies jersey. Thanks a lot, Mumadai. Great to have you on the show this afternoon. Your best idea yet, Mum. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday-okey! I, Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey!

We tried to cancel it, and people were like, no. I will not have it. Don't do that. We love it too much. Makes me feel too good about myself. This is the segment where we sing for you guys. We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. And what you're about to hear are the results of that session.

I spent every last second of those 15 minutes this way. Brie selected the songs. What inspired your choice, by the way? Came up on one of my old playlists. Yeah, it's a great song. It's just one of those songs where you know all the words straight away. Yeah, I remember, we'll play it. It's Nine Days, Story of a Girl. This is the story of a girl.

Climbed a river and drowned the whole world. I remember listening to this song in the 2000s and thinking, oh my God, those are the deepest lyrics I've ever heard. She cried a river and drowned the whole world. Whoa. Whoa, that hit me right in the feels. That is lyrical genius.

Seeing as you suggested the song, you get to go first. Oh, I'm not looking forward to this week. Any final words? Look, I'm just going to say I think I had some good moments and then more bad moments this week, but I tried my best. Okay, here it comes. This is Bree's attempt at Friday Oki first.

No, this is Bree's attempt at Friday Oki first. This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her when she smiles.

Ha ha ha ha! Whoa! How many days in a year she woggle with hope but she only found tears. And I can be so insincere. Making the promise is never for real. As long as she stands there waiting.

Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes. How many days disappear? You look in the mirror so how do you choose? Clothes never wear as well the next day. Your hair never falls in quite the same way. You never seem to run out of things to say. This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And while she looks so sad in photographs, I truly love her when she smiles.

I think I built. It got better. You grew in confidence. At least it got better. Why is this song so hard? It doesn't seem like it should be that hard. It got better. You grew in confidence. At least it got better. Why is this song so hard? It doesn't seem like it should be that hard. It's so hard. And oh my God, that was so off.

I was like, oh yeah, this is just, this is normal. This is fine, this song. It sounded like it should be at a local RSA. Okay, here it comes. That was Bree's attempt. Here comes my Friday Okie. This is the story of a girl Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

And while she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her When she smiles How many days in a year She woke up with hope but she only found tears And I can be so insincere. Making the promise is never for real. As long as she stands there waiting.

Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes. How many days disappear? You look in the mirror and say how do you choose? Your coals never wear as well the next day. And your hair never falls in quite the same way. But you never seem to run out of things to say this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world and while she looks so sad in photographs i absolutely love her when she smiles when she smiles Like, why does it just sound so lame?

No, I think yours sounded pretty good. I'll admit. What has that guy got? What has the singer from Nine Days got that we don't have? Why was that song so hard? He's a professional. Nah, yours was not bad. I'm going to say that's not too bad.

We would love five votes this afternoon to pick a winner for Friday Okie. Yes, if you want to have a say, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM and you can have your vote in who wins Friday Okie this week. Brie and Clint. Friday Okie. We are. We just heard two rapping renditions. A band called Nine Days from the year 2000 with Story of a Girl.

It was, you know, an eye-opener. And apparently you were like, what does the singer from Nine Days have that we don't? And someone texted in and they were like, the singer of Nine Days has a job as a teacher at a high school now. That's what he's got. Wow. That's savage.

I did check the ZM system for any other Nine Days songs. Any? No. One Hit Wonder. Any? No. One Hit Wonder. One Hit Wonder. Well, it was a bloody good one. It was a bloody good one. It was lyrical genius.

And who did the best version? Here's Breeze. And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her when she smiles. There's mine. And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her when she smiles. When she smiles. Dun, dun, dun.

Tried to add some oomph. Yeah, I can hear. Some oomph at the end there. Tried to really drive it home. We'll take five votes and find out a winner. William, happy Friday and welcome to the show. G'day, Will. Yeah, no, how's it going?

Good, mate. How are you? Bloody hell, that was awesome. No, it wasn't. I was honestly quite amazed. I usually listen to the list and I'm like, oh, yeah, this is a lot better than usual. Okay, all right.

No, we'll take it. Okay, well, you've had a few beers. Who was better than better than usual? Who did you vote for? Oh, sorry, mate, but Clint, you did an awesome job, eh? Nah, fair enough. Thanks, Will. I agree. I'll take it. Let's go to Jess. Hi, Jess. Happy Friday. Hi, Jess.

Hi. Jess is like, hi. Have you got the same glowing review as Will does for us? Oh, hmm. No, I prefer Bree's version. Yes, Jess. Thank you, Jess. For the girls. Appreciate it. Sam's here.

Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hiya. Who are you voting for, Sam? Oh, sorry, Bree. Clint today. That's all right, mate. No worries.

Thank you very much. Oh, Sam, did I hear an Aussie twang in your voice there? No, I'm a yank. Oh, you're a yank. Okay, yeah, right. I was going to say, my Aussie's done me dirty. I was going to say, you're abandoning ship. No, okay, we'll take it, Sam.

I really appreciate it. Thank you. Zoeing ship. No, okay, we'll take it, Sam. We really appreciate it. Thank you. Zoe, hi. Hi, Zoe. Hi. Who are you voting for this afternoon, mate? I'm going to have to say Clint. He did a smashing good job.

Just when I needed it for Friday afternoon. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. I thought it was horrific. So to hear that makes me feel a lot better. I appreciate it. It was fab. Thank you, Zoe.

Thanks, Zoe. We'll go to Michael just for fun. Hey, Michael. G'day, Mike. G'day. I'm pleased I wasn't going to be the decider here because it's a foregone conclusion. I cringed way less through Clint's one.

That's not a good review for either of us then, Mike. What a guest, I'm afraid. Imagine Simon Cowell going, well, you're less cringeworthy than the last guy. I'll sign you. Yeah, I'll sign you. Appreciate it, Michael. You? Imagine Simon Cowell going, well, you're less cringeworthy than the last guy. That's not a good review. I'll sign you. Yeah, I'll sign you. Appreciate it, Michael.

You have a great weekend again, man. See you, Mike. See you, mate. No worries. There we go. It's a bounce back for me after a 5-0 pantsing last week in Friday Oaky. No, it was 4-1.

Oh, it was a 4-1? It was 4-1. Same as this week for me, so I got a pantsing this week. Seesaw ding-dong battles. That's Friday Oaky. Bree and Clint. Hey. It'sdong battles. That's Friday Oaking. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, come on, birthday banger for a Friday. Let's go. David, welcome to the show. How are you going? I'm well, thank you, guys.

It's great to be on the show. Yes, David, great to have you here. Where are you calling us from? Westmere in Auckland. Westmere, David, great to have you here. Where are you calling us from? Westmere in Auckland. Westmere, okay. Great to have you. Great butchery out there. Oh, totally. That bacon is second to none.

Isn't it? And their butterfly chicken. There's good bacon. I'm getting out there then. Lovely. What's your birthday, David? 18th of March, 65. All right, David, you were 16 in 1981 on the 18th of March.

And David, this is your birthday bang. It's counting the beat, the swingers. Literally almost every business in New Zealand has used this as their ad. It was the L&P ad for a while. It was a countdown ad. It's been everything. It's a great song for an ad. It's a great song for an ad.

What do you think, David? I think it's a winner. You think it's a winner? It's a good song. I like it. Okay, wait there, David. Classic. Let's get Katie on.

Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, how are you? Good. How's your Friday going? Yeah, good. Finished work. All good.

Perfect. Well, let's round it out with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? Oh, no. She has to give us the birthday first. Calm down, computer, okay? She hasn't said it yet. April 1986.

Right. You were 16 in 2002 on the 14th of April. And in 2002, this went to number one. Ashanti. Foolish. Slow Jams. She was a mood back in the early 2000s. She was huge. Yeah.

Katie, do you like your birthday, Begit? Yeah, good at the time. Good at the time. Good at the time. Hasn't aged well, do you think, Katie? Yeah, me too. She played Friday Jams last year. I think she has been at Friday Jams at one point or another.

Yeah, right. Okay, let's get one more on for Kimberley. Hi, Kimberley. Hello, Kim. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Very good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday? 28th of June, 1994. Right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of June. And Kim, this is your birthday banger. A year to the night. Yeah.

Banger! Get a Hayley Williams in B.O.B. Yeah. Do you like your birthday banger, Kimberly? Definitely. It brings back some memories. I love that song. I think it's good.

I think it might be a winner for today. Look, I love counting the beat. I just think it might be a bit too retro, a little bit too oldie, a little bit too BFM for us, you know? I just wish it was a bit more upbeat. Yeah. I just love that airplane song.

No, the whole rap to it. Oh, yeah, right. It's my vote. All right. Kimberly, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome know, the whole rap to it. Oh, yeah, right. It's my vote. All right. Kimberly, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much, guys.

No worries, Kim. Have a good weekend. You too. Here you go. Birthday bangers on ZDM. Brie and Clint. Here we go. Wish right now, wish right now, wish right now Can we pretend that airplanes and the night sky Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now Wish right now, wish right now Yeah, I could use a dream or a genie or a wish To go back to a place much simpler than this Cause after all the partying and smashing and crashing And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion And all the pandemonium and all the madness There comes a time when you fade to the blackness

And when you're staring at that phone in your lap And you hoping but them people never call you back But that's just how the story unfolds You get another hand soon after you fold And when your plans unravel in the sand What would you wish for if you had one chance So airplane, airplane, sorry I'm late I'm on my way so don't close that gate And when your plans unravel in the sand, what would you wish for if you had one chance? So we're playing airplanes. Sorry I'm late.

I'm on my way, so don't close that gate. If I don't make that, then I'll switch my flight and I'll be right back at it by the end of the night. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I can really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky Like shooting stars

I can really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now Yeah, yeah Somebody take me back to the days Before this was a job, before I got paid Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank Yeah, back when I was trying to get a tip at Subway And back when I was rapping for the hell of it But nowadays we rapping to stay relevant

I'm guessing that if we can make some wishes out of airplanes Then maybe, yo, maybe I'll go back to the days Before the politics, there we go, the rap game And back when ain't nobody listen to my mixtape And back before I tried to cover up my slang But this is for the cater what's up, I be great So can I get a wish? Play in the politics and get back to the music

That started this shit So here I stand and then again I say I'm hoping we can make some wishes out of airplanes Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky are like shooting stars? I can really use a wish right now Wish right now, wish right now Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky are like shooting stars?

I can really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now I can really use a wish right now I can really use a wish right now Like, like, like shooting stars I could really have a wish right now I could really have a wish right now B.O.B. and Hayley Williams' Airplanes is the winner of Birthday Banger. Banger!

I got the magic in me I got the magic, baby He was huge for the magic, baby. He was huge for a minute, B.O.B., wasn't he? He was massive. I watched this show and it's where they follow celebrities around and they just drop heaps of money on stuff. Yeah. And B.O.B. was on an episode

and he was just dropping money on different types of weed. Oh, okay, right. Like a lot of money? Quite a lot. And then I think he bought like a $12,000 guitar. Doesn't it make you a bit, like if you watch those shows now

and you go, oh bro, it's going to end. Like the success is going to come to an end. Put some of that money in the bank. Well, yeah, you just get carried away.

It's hard in the rap game, though, because you've got to flex, eh? Yeah. You've got to stay stunting. The big chains. Yeah. You should be like Soulja Boy. Yeah.

And he put all his money into a soap company and then COVID happened. Is that what he did? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Apparently he is healing it. And also he just wrote his name on some shitty $2 shop glasses.

With whiteout. Yeah. See Soulja Boy up in it. Yo. Bree and Clint. All right, guys. Are you ready to feel old? Always.

Good. Scary movie turned 20 years old yesterday. Did it? 20 years? 20 years ago, the first scary movie was released. Does that mean it came out in the year 2000 or 2001? 1996, I'm pretty sure. Then how can it be 20?

Is it? Oh, no, sorry. That was when they released Scream and then Scary Movie was based off of that. Right, right, right. Four years later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Okay.

It was a massive box office hit. It was only done on a $19 million budget, but grossed $278 million. It's iconic. Scary Movie was massive. And then they did way too many. Oh, Scary Movie 2 was good. Scary Movie 3 was good. And that's about where I tuned out.

And then, yeah, we kind of got the joke. But one of my favorite parts on Scary Movie and something that became, you know, nostalgic was this part. Yo. Hello, shorty. What are you doing? Nothing. What's up? What's up?

What the? Who's that? Yo, pick up the phone. What's up? What's up? Anyway, what's up? What's up? We all remember it.

It's iconic and then everyone used to do it to each other. I want to bring it back to commemorate it for the 20-year anniversary, so I thought we'd call Ross Boss. Right, okay. Let's see if he picks up on the joke. Let's see if he's cool. Hello, Ross. Waza! Hello Ross. What's up?

I've probably run out of ideas today. We're going back to that. What's up? I thought you were going to do it really good. What's up? What's up? We've hit a low.

We've hit a massive low. Weather. Yeah, you did a thing. Yes, we got it. We got it. Thanks, that's all we needed. Yeah, that's all we needed, man. Yeah, bye, Ross.

See you later, man. Weather. Weather. Bree and Clint. Baby born in the South Island in a very strange place over the last couple of days. On the ski slopes. That's the sound of the baby coming into being. No, not the ski slopes.

It was a snowboarder. No. On the chairlift. They were already in good position. Yeah, on the chairlift. On the chairlift. When they got on, there was two of them. When they got off, there was three.

And they're like, hey, hang on. Hey, you can't ride three on here. This chair's overloaded. No, Saskia and Daniel had to pull over on the side of the road between Cromwell and Alexandra to have their baby at 6 a.m. on the 29th of August. I don't want to know these stories, eh? Terrifying, eh?

I don't want to. Not for you. Why not for me? Because you're not going to have a baby on the side of the road. Are you telling me it wasn't scary for Daniel, the version of me in this story? That's true. It would be just as terrifying. Equally as terrifying.

It's terrifying, okay? Not as painful, but equally as terrifying, I believe. You mean not as painful. Well, not as painful for Daniel. I'm sure it was cold for Daniel. Poor Daniel. It's sure it was cold for Daniel. Poor Daniel. It's quite wild this story. They pulled over and it was like a

rest stop and there were camper vans there. It's a bit of light entertainment for the campers. He said he went around the camper vans and knocked on the doors to say can we have our baby in your camper van and no one answered. Which is weird.

But he now thinks that he was so frantic, he knocked and then didn't wait for the person to answer. He was already on to the next camper van. Gotcha. Gotta find a camper van, gotta find a camper van, gotta find a camper van. The baby was born in 12 minutes. 12 minutes? Even if someone had come out and said,

yeah, come and hop in our camper van, it was too late. Sask was like, I've got to push. So he tried to get the baby seat out of the back of the car so they could do it on the back seat. Do it. By do it, I mean have the baby. They've obviously already done it. No, they've done that part. Nine months previous.

So they couldn't do that either. They were just at the passenger side of Daniel's Honda. There wasn't time, Bree. There wasn't time. And it was a sedan as well. Oh, see, this is the perfect situation for a station wagon. 100%. Like, this is when you really should have forked out for the station wagon.

Yeah, exactly right. And as a dad, you should really have a station wagon. It's the responsible vehicle to have. Anyway, they pop the passenger side door, and Daniel was outside. They put up a blanket to keep warm, and they cranked the heater up. And healthy baby boy was outside. They put up a blanket to keep warm and they cranked the heater up and healthy baby boy was born. Oh, wait, was it a boy? Hang on, it just happened so fast

and then he was out. The car seat heater was on full blast. Yeah, healthy baby boy. There we go. Sorry, I saw the name Linda. I don't know who Linda is. Oh, Linda's the midwife. Linda was following them in the car so the midwife was there as well. Sorry, I saw the name Linda. I don't know who Linda is. Oh, Linda's the midwife. Linda was following them in the car, so the midwife was there as well. Oh, wait, there was a midwife there? Yeah, but it's still on the side of the road, mate.

It's still a terrifying story. Yeah, I know, but there was a professional. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Daniel didn't do much. Daniel did enough, okay? I bet that's what his wife was saying when she was giving birth on the side of the road. You've done enough! You've done enough! You've done enough!