ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 12th 2019

Episode Date: September 12, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Look, the thing I love about the podcast intro is that we get to be super honest and we get to share things with you guys. Don't make it like it's some big, like deep thing that we do. We make this shit up. No, come on. Sometimes we share some stuff that's pretty personal. Go on, share it. I just wanted to share and I just wanted to say, look, in radio,

we pretty much, the reason our show stays on air is based on a thing called ratings. And it's where people obviously, people who listen to the show, maybe it's you here in New Zealand who listen to the podcast and you also listen to the show on the air, get to vote and get to say what show you like the best and what show is your favourite. Today, we had a pretty big thing where we had a ratings come out and we did pretty well. You did good, yeah. We did really well.

And I just want to acknowledge everyone that works on this show and producer Ben, producer Ellie who are a massive part of this show and obviously the hugest part of the show is you Clint am I the hugest part of the show? well we're all look let's say we're all 25% of the show. Welcome to the

Clint show. Okay get out. I just want to I just want to say you know the amount of effort and the amount of time that goes into this show I just wanted to thank, you know, the amount of effort and the amount of time that goes into this show. I just wanted to thank all of you guys for making it such an enjoyable time, especially for me. I'm just speaking from my personal view. It means so much to me to work in a team where I feel like

we're not only colleagues but we're actually really good mates. Yeah. Oh, we're very lucky. It's very, very special to come to work every day especially in radio where you love every single person you work with yeah yeah our team we're a small little team but we're very very blessed and i just wanted to acknowledge how small but we're girthy yeah yeah and i just want to acknowledge how much i appreciate every single one of you and how um much each or each and every one of you bring to this show.

It makes it special. And that's why we have results that we have like we do today. Obviously, with good results comes quite a massive pay rise, though. So from Monday, the show will be coming to you live from Italy. Will it? My part of it will. I don't know where Bree's choosing to do her show from. Probably Country Queensland. Also just behind the scenes. Country Queensland. Italy and also my part of it well I don't know where Bree's choosing to do her show from probably

um country Queensland also just behind the scenes country Queensland we've had we've had quite a lot of drinks so yeah that's why so just think about those times in your life when your friend your friend comes up to you and they're quite pissed and they're like, you know what, I love you. When did you start drinking today, Brie? Just now. Just now. Just as the show's finished. If you listen to this podcast, you're going to get a call from Brie at quarter to three this morning and she's personally

going to call every single listener and go, I just want you to know. If they message me on Instagram, I will. I'll call them personally on Instagram. There's a challenge, guys. And then when you hang up after the call, she's going to text you 45 minutes later and go, you still up?

I just want to see what's available. Here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. What? Hello, Governor. Hello, Governor. Welcome to the show. Well, hello there,ie and Clint. Hello, Governor. Hello, Governor. Welcome to the show. Well, hello there, good looking.

Hello there, Governor. How are you? You know what? If you're sitting in your car and you thought, oh, I've had a crappy day, guess what? You've finished and we're about to turn it around. Well, it's only three o'clock. Who's finished?

I mean, tradies? No, they work till five. No, tradies finish. They knock off early, don't they? 4.30. Do they? They start so early. Yeah, it's a hard yakka being a tradie.

Hey, if you're a tradie and you're listening to this right now, I give you permission to knock off now because you deserve it. Right, okay. Well, that's good. I mean, if you get fired, I'm not liable for that. I was going to say, are you willing to go to court for them? No, no, I'm it. Right, okay. Well, that's good. I mean, if you get fired, I'm not liable for that. I was going to say, are you willing to go to court for them? No, no, I'm busy. You told me you'd have the plumbing finished on my beach house.

Well, you know, Bree... Well, I'm sorry, but Bree from Celebrity Treasure Island said that I could knock off at 3 o'clock on a Thursday. And what she says goes, so... No, there's good logic in that, actually. Today on the show, we got more free money thanks to the KFC Sushi Train. Today, we're going to do it just before 4 o'clock.

Make sure you're listening. You know what? Just to be safe, anywhere between 3.30 and 4, and we'll give you a chance to call up and ride the KFC Sushi Train. Also, I take on someone again in the game What's the Plot? I got beaten last week. Yeah. And your chance to win some mobile fuel.

You lost for the third time in four weeks. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. You lost two in a row and then you had one very close victory and then you lost again. So that's twice. It's three times in four weeks.

I don't think that's right. I refuse. If you lose three games and you win one. I refuse to believe that's the result Well, if you lose... I refuse. If you lose three games and you win one... I refuse to believe that's the result. Fine, fine. Live like that. We will play at just before five o'clock. You can win for yourself some movie tickets, maybe.

Who knows? It's not about the prize. Next, though, we're going to talk about a new Earth that's been found in outer space. We've been looking for it. We've ruined this one. We've found a new... Relax, all right? Go to the supermarket and don't take your reusable bags because we've found looking for it. We've ruined this one. We've found a new... Relax, all right? Go to the supermarket and don't take your reusable bags

because we've found a new Earth. Think of that movie Passengers with Jennifer Lawrence and what's the guy from Jurassic Park? Chris Pratt. Yeah. Chris Pratt. He's in it. They're flying to a new Earth.

It takes about 100 years. That could be a reality. It could be a reality. Also, we thought we'd do a Friday Jams warm-up. It's Friday Jams tomorrow. Let's kick it off with these guys who accidentally leaked information about a New Zealand tour on their website

today. Yeah, I mean, you might have heard of them. They're coming to New Zealand, but I mean, they've taken it down, so they don't want you to know about it. But they are. We're going to go with the first CD I ever bought, The Backstreet Boys. Oh, you're welcome, New Zealand. Bree and Clint.

Get it. Yeah, get it. Get it in ya. Get it in ya. Don't worry about global warming. Don't worry about plastic pollution. Don't worry about any of it. Hurricanes, tsunamis. We've worry about plastic pollution. Don't worry about any of it. Hurricanes, tsunamis.

We've found a new Earth. New Earth. Sweet. Don't worry about this one. Let's go to a new one. What are you saying when the thing that you've had your whole life gets run down? Check it out. Grab a new one.

Yeah, yeah. So are you saying that about your wife? No, I'm saying about like you with a one-year-old iPhone. Yeah, okay, I can get on board that. Just chuck it out and get a new one. Obviously, I am saying this with tongue firmly in cheek, but let me give you the details. Have they actually found a place where we can inhabit? So scientists in the UK have discovered a planet

that has the closest resemblance to Earth of any planet found so far. Also... How long does it take to get there? Don't worry about that at the moment. We'll get to those details soon. That's not a good sign. So the potentially inhabitable planet has...

What's it called? Oh, the name is so catchy. So we're called Earth. Yeah, Earth's good. They've called this one K218b. Oh, the name is so catchy. So we're called Earth. Yeah, Earth's good. They've called this one K218B. Oh, I mean, so good. Sounds like one of the years at school that you guys used to. Sounds like where I want to go for my.

Fifth form 721B. Yeah, sounds like where I want to go for my uni holidays. Eight, 8.12 form. Similar temperatures to Earth. Yeah, that's good. It's got water, which is important. Great, great. What else?

It's eight times the size of Earth, which means house prices should be good because land won't be at a premium. Especially if you get in early. If you get in early, yeah. Just really colonise the place. Just take what you want. And, yeah, it's good to go. Good to go.

How far away? I need to know how far. How far in a spaceship am I going to have to travel? So if you want to go to New Earth, it's 100... K21654. K218B. K218B. It's 100 light years away.

Pardon me? 100 light years. How many human years is that? Well basically if you got on a spaceship If you developed a spaceship that could travel at the speed of light It would take you 110 years to get to K2 110? Just 110

I'm nearly 30 Yeah so you'll be there in time for your 140th. So I'm probably, I mean, good option, but I think I'm just going to buy a place in Hamilton. Well, that's an option as well. That's absolutely an option. Just in case you're curious about the speed of light, 299,792,485 metres per second.

Will Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence be on the shuttle? Yeah, they'll be on the shuttle, yeah. I'm keen then. Yeah, good to go. Oh, what a threesome. New Earth, New Earth, New Earth. Good to go. I'm keen to get there first and name Mount Clint.

Mount Clint. Has a ring to go. I'm keen to get there first and name Mount Clint. Mount Clint. Has a ring to it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Hey, I wanted to talk to you about this kid who's on YouTube at the moment. You know how you can make money out of YouTube? I always find this fascinating. And I actually have a friend who for a long time has made some real money out of YouTube. So essentially the way what YouTube works is that you have subscribers who watch your videos every week or multiple times a week.

Yeah. And I'm pretty sure if you're getting into the hundreds of thousands of views, so 100,000 views plus, that's when you can make some decent money. Is that when you start getting paid? Apparently. Because they monetize your videos by putting ads in front of it. Yes, exactly. And so those eyeballs are valuable and they go, well, you deserve a cut of that.

They've made some changes recently. And my friend who was making about $6,000 a month from her YouTube channel is now making one and a half. Oh, that's a big cut. It's a big cut. And you go, oh, still one and a half. But she'd set her life up like that. That was her job.

That's her whole job. That was her job. So she was doing it full time and is still doing it full time and has taken like a... Massive pay cut. Massive pay cut. Anyway, I was reading this article

about the world's highest paid YouTuber. And I assumed it would be like a Logan Paul. I'd assume it'd be like a PewDiePie. Like a guy who's a gamer. People love those YouTube channels where they're just playing games. So the highest paid YouTuber in the world is a kid called Ryan who does Ryan toy reviews. I've heard of this kid before.

Yeah. He's like, it doesn't actually say how old he is, but I think he's like about six or seven. Yeah, he's not old. And he reviews toys on there. They just give him new toys and he plays with them. This is a little bit of Ryan. Oh!

Lightning McQueen is red! I knew it! Lightning McQueen? Look! It's Paw Patrol! Paw Patrol! Yeah! Like, it's not the sort of stuff I want to watch after work.

He's very cute. But I don't think I'm the target audience. Ryan... I think the target audience would be kids, right? Yes, absolutely. So his videos are on YouTube Kids, which it's approved for that so kids can do it on their parents' phone

and stuff like that. And watch it. He has 21 million subscribers and he makes 22 million US dollars a month on his YouTube channel. Wait, 22 million US dollars a month. Yeah, it's bonkers.

Absolutely crazy how much money he makes. How many views does he get? His view counts are in the billions. Wow. Like it's that big. It's as big as like your early Justin Bieber music videos. I've seen this kid before. All he does is what?

Play with toys. He plays with the toys, yeah. And he's cute and he demos them and then makes kids want them. So he gets paid from YouTube but then he also gets paid from the toy manufacturers who go... We want our toy

on your channel. We want you to play with your toy so they'll give him a Nerf gun. Right, so he does sponsorships. Yes, absolutely. This is the problem. So he's in trouble at the moment

because his parents haven't been putting hashtag sponsored on the bottom of his posts. And we all know that that was a rule that came into place recently, wasn't it?

So he's going to go to court. What, the six-year-old? He's going to take Ryan, the six-year-old YouTuber, to court because he hasn't been putting hashtag sponsored. Look, I'm sure it won't go that far. I don't think he's going to prison for it. But interesting that the world's biggest YouTuber is, one, a kid, and two, is in trouble for not disclosing that they're sponsored.

How do you know they're not sponsored? Like, surely you can work it out. Yeah, but it's a rule, mate. It is a rule. It's a rule. Yeah, hashtag sponsored, hashtag paid partner, hashtag Nerf brand ambassador. It's like when you do those, like, the adult nappy pose.

Oh, yeah. And you put hashtag sponsored on your... No, those aren't... I mean, you use them, but you put that on your post anyway because it's sponsored. Those aren't sponsored. I buy those myself. I just post them because they're so effective.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed M from iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. We like to bring up the average of how good-looking this show is by bringing Dean McCarthy on from LA, who is at about 15 and a half. Yeah, puts us at a solid eight. How are you going, Dean?

G'day, guys. Hello, everyone. Kim Kardashian is in the news for multiple reasons at the moment, but I saw an article yesterday that said she has lupus. She has. She's actually revealed that on her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, on the new series. She's revealed that she's now taking medication

to actively deal with her recent diagnosis of lupus, which is fascinating because I didn't know that about her. I don't think we've ever, she's never discussed that before. This is new, isn't it? This is crazy to me, Dean, because obviously I watch the Kardashians every now and then when I don't want to think about anything else. And she struggles a lot, I know for a fact, with psoriasis, which is obviously a skin condition which is horrible

and it affects her whole body. But lupus is another disease on a different scale, which I know for a fact Selena Gomez struggles with lupus. And it's something that affects your energy levels and it's quite a horrible thing to deal with. And she's come out recently and said that, yeah, she's struggling with this disease. Which is, yeah, I didn't even know, like, the exact symptoms of it. But you're right, Selena Gomez has suffered with that.

And she took a lot of time off work and her career to deal with it very powerfully, you know. So maybe we'll see a bit more of Kim pulling back. She's got a lot on her plate as well. As you know, she's in law school, extensive law school right now. She recently changed her phone number so that she could just focus on law school and not deal with distractions and things like that. She's got 750 kids now. I don't know how she's going to do it all.

750 kids. I don't know much about Lupus. She's got a lot of kids. That's not good news. It's a horrible thing. She is the weirdest person. She is. But she's also.

She's a reality TV show. She has a sex tape. She's married to Kanye West. She's also weirdest person. She is a reality TV show. She has a sex tape. She's married to Kanye West. She's also studying law. And she's in law school. She's got that woman out of jail recently when she spoke to Donald Trump. Her story is wild. Watching the show, if you don't watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians,

yes, you can say what you want and it's this and that and whatever. But one thing it's not is fake. It is very real and they talk about, you know, they never shy away from things that are really happening to them. And that's the one thing I really like about that show is that they're really real about it. Yeah, it's bizarre. Okay, all right, there's the latest with Dean McCarthy,

live out of Los Angeles. It's brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Brie and Clint's KFC Sushi Train. This is very exciting. KFC are partnering with Kewpie Mayonnaise and releasing a limited edition teriyaki double down. It's available from KFC's Nationwide from Tuesday the 17th of September.

And to celebrate, we've got your chance to win cash every afternoon with the KFC Sushi Train. It's pretty simple. You get on the train and it'll go up in different amounts of money and you just have to get off before the train stops. Sounds simple, right, Annalisha? Hi. Are you ready to play? Yes, I am. Okay.

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She's happy with 50. All right. You won $50. But we're not finished, are we, Clint? No. And Alicia, because it is for the teriyaki double down, I'm going to give you the opportunity to double down. And by that, you'll risk your $50.

We'll flip a coin. If it comes up correct, then we're going to give you $100. Double that. But if it comes up wrong, then you win nothing. Do you want to double or nothing for the double down? I do double. You'll do double. Oh, I love it, Annalisha.

This is what we've been waiting for all week. All right, here we go. Okay, here we go. Good luck. 50-50. Double or nothing. She's done it. Double or nothing.

You've won $100. Thank you. You're welcome. Congratulations. I've never heard anybody stop the train that fast. I've never heard anyone. It's like, you know what it would be like? It'd be like you get on the train at Auckland And you get off at Parnell

Yeah well what if you go to Parnell Huh? What if you go to Parnell Yeah true It's a weird It's a weird analogy you've done Like if she Like if Annalisha had said stop any sooner

There wouldn't have been any money on yet She'd be like no I'm happy with that. Hey, a hundred bucks. She'd do all right. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is something that probably hits home for a few people. And I'm sure that you can relate to this with your siblings.

But there's a woman who's making headlines this week. And she's a mum over in Britain and she's making headlines because she just gave birth to her 11th child, which, I mean, you know, 11 kids is a lot these days. It's bloody heaps. It's crazy. But the story behind why she's had 11 kids is probably the most shocking thing. Right.

So her name is – actually, I don't know her name. She doesn't say her name in this thing. I wouldn't either. She talks about how her whole life she's wanted, you know, a happy family and her and her husband are still happily together and her first child was a boy named Cameron. And then she had a boy named Campbell and then she had a boy named Harrison. Then she had a boy named Corey.

Then she had a boy named Lachlan. Then she had a boy named Brody. Bran, Hunter, Mac, Blake, and I can't even say the last one, but it was a boy. Right. She had ten boys in a row. She had ten boys in a row. Yeah.

And she's obviously trying for a girl. Each time after probably the second one she's trying for a girl. She said yes. After the second or third boy she said she wanted a girl. Yeah. She just wanted to have a girl. She wanted to – she felt like to complete her family and her, you know, experience

of life. She wanted to have a baby girl. And finally, round of applause after the 11th baby she's given birth to a beautiful baby girl. Man, that would have been way funnier if you said boy.

I know. I was going to change it just for the comedic effect, but I thought, no, I'm a journalist. I need to be serious. On a much smaller scale, my parents went through the same thing. I'm the first of three boys in a row. Yeah. And I knew my parents wanted a girl.

Which I mean, three boys in a row. Three boys in a row. Yeah. But it's a risk, right? It is. That if you have another one. Because three kids these days, big family. Could be four boys. They took a break from kids for a bit and then they're like, nah, nah, we just want the chance

of a daughter. We'll go one more time. And they did it and they managed to have my sister. So done. Which is awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows how far they would have gone? Who knows how many boys they would have produced to achieve that result?

But we ended up three boys, one girl. Probably not another one, I don't reckon. Oh, give up after two. My nonna, my Italian grandmother, wasn't so lucky. She had a girl to start with and she was delighted. Then she had a boy. Then she had another boy. Then she had my dad.

And she thought, I'm going to go one more because I want another girl. And she had my Uncle Ricky. Yeah, see, she's done it wrong. She already had the girl. She already had the girl. She already had her. She dressed my Uncle Ricky up in dresses and grew his hair long and stuff. Cute.

And trust me, he was not a good-looking woman. Anyway, it didn't work out for her. But I wanted to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM Are you from a family that has had all one gender? Oh yeah You know, are all your siblings boys or are all your siblings girls? Yeah, they never got the variation they were looking for I want to know from those people and I want to know exactly how many.

Okay. We'll do that next. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. A woman from the UK has spoke out this week about how she's had a run of births. They've all been boys. A run of births. They've all been boys. A run of births. For 10 in a row.

She's a baby making factory and the factory only produces boys. She's only 39 and she's just recently had her 11th child and her and her husband are very excited to announce that it's a girl. You'd need a bus. How would you cut that many children? There's not like a small SUV. Even the big ones now are like seven-seaters and stuff. Like that's 11 kids in two hours.

There's 13 people. It is a lot of people. And we've asked you this afternoon on 0800Diles.com, is your family the family that have only one gender of siblings? Yeah, there's only one sort that comes out. There's some really interesting text messages I just want to read out just before we get into this. Someone said, I went to a school with twin girls.

They were the youngest of nine girls. Nine girls. So there was nine of them. And then the last two were twins. And then to top it off, it was two twin girls. That's God going, oi, stop making these. Stop it now. I've had enough.

Here's two. Here's two. You're done. This is a really sweet text that I want to read out. Someone said, not really the same situation, but I just wanted to give my nan a shout out. She gave birth to 14 children, seven boys and seven girls. Oh, the perfect split.

RIP Nan Audrey. 14 kids. That's incredible. Oh, the perfect split. R.I.P. Nan Audrey. 14 kids. That's incredible. Hey, Brooke. Hi. Tell us, what's the family made up of, Brooke? So I'm adopted. Okay.

And obviously a girl, and then my birth mum had four boys after me. No way. And she wanted another girl? Yeah. Right. So she wanted another girl? Yeah. Right. So she tried for four times, thought with the last one that it was definitely

going to be a girl, felt different to all her other pregnancies, and it was another boy. Can she go to the adoption place where she got you and swap one of the boys for a girl?

Be like, I've got this one. It's mint, honestly. It's real good. I'll just take one of the girls. That makes you that much more special, Brooke. Yeah, it does. I mean, you're already special, but like being the only girl, you're like, oh, I hope

it's another boy. Kia ora, Ian. Hello. What's the situation in your family, Ian? I'm the youngest of six and the only boy. You're the only boy? I am the only boy and I can feel for your uncle, Bray, because my sisters used to use me like a doll.

I was going to say you poor son of a bitch. Yes. You would have had every makeup, every nail polish, every hairstyle, every doll's dress put on you growing up right then. It was an absolute living hell. You'd be very in touch with your feminine side, though. Yeah, I was going to say, you're probably pretty woke these days, right? Do you understand the female perspective?

Not in the slightest. Let's talk to Thomas. Hey, Thomas. Hi, Tom. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's the situation in your family? How many siblings?

What gender are they? So I'm the youngest of seven, and I've got six older sisters. You're just like Ian. Oh, God. They'd be so protective of you. Are they? Yeah, pretty well. It's like having six older mothers, basically.

Yeah, right. Jesus. Also, any partner that you have would have to go through every single one of those girls for approval, right? Yeah, that's pretty much it. It's an enhanced interrogation of sorts. Thomas, you're never getting married, by the way. Yeah.

And if you are, guess what? You're going to have seven bridesmaids. It's going to be a big wedding. Yeah, a big drop. A Catholic wedding of some sort. Yeah, I love it. Vicky's here. Hey, Vicky.

Hi, Vicky. Hi. How's it going? Talk to us. What's the situation in your family? So I'm the youngest of five girls, and mum and dad got it halfway right because I'm gay. So, yeah.

Now, they didn't get it halfway right. It means that once you finally partner up with someone, they're going to get another daughter-in-law. I know. There's another girl in the family. Vicky, I'm done. That is the call of the week for me. They got it halfway right.

Yeah, oh, good stuff there. Thanks, Vicky. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever Veramon Party. Next Friday, your chance to come to ZM in Auckland and date

just using your nose. You can find love by the way that somebody smells at our first ever pheromone party. We're saying let your nose do the picking. I mean, slash dating. Nah, it's good. I like that. Let your nose do the picking.

That's our tagline. If you want to be there, you can register now. The link is on our social media, Bree and Clint. You can find it on our Facebook page or in our Instagram bio as well or just go to zm online there's like a thing you fill out and you can bring a friend along with you pheromone party um and you and a friend can come along you'll put your shirts in the mix and then you'll get a chance to sniff and then we'll set you up with the people that you connect with based on smell You're sniffing strangers shirts. Today we're wondering, like obviously someone's smell can be quite

an attractive trait about them. Like it can really draw you to somebody and what we're thinking is it could draw you to somebody you wouldn't normally be attracted to with these parties. Yeah, I think so too. There's, um, they call it pheromones, obviously and I kind

of believe in it. I feel like you can be really attracted to someone's pheromones, obviously, and I kind of believe in it. I feel like you can be really attracted to someone's pheromones. And I'm thinking about my dating history and I'm going to share with you that, I mean, because I date men and women, I'm thinking about people that I've dated and obviously, like from my experience, females generally smell better than men. Yeah, am I right in saying that men generally smell stronger than women? Yes, they have a more pungent smell but sometimes I like that. Yeah, like if it's good pungent, like it's really going to get up your nostrils. Some males have a really good pungent smell and I will admit, because I've dated both in the past,

I don't think I've ever dated a man that I'm not attracted to his smell. Okay. Whereas. Oh, like if he had a bad smell. Yeah. He just wouldn't get across the line. Exactly right. Whereas I can remember dating one female that did not smell great.

What did she smell like? Oh, she just. I mean, it wasn't terrible. It was just, you know, when someone's a bit whiffy. Yeah. Like BO. Oh, BO smells. Like, yeah, just a.

It's a real turn off. Yeah, it's not. It's not sexy. I think the two biggest turn offs depend, doesn't matter who you're attracted to. I think smell wise, BO and bad breath. Oh, bad breath for me is the clencher. Have you ever met a really hot person who just has horrific oral hygiene? And you're like, what, do you think because you're so hot

you don't have to brush your teeth? Newsflash, you do, and you should go and see a dentist. Technically, is that coming into smell? Yeah, absolutely that's coming into smell. It is smell. It's a part of it. What part of your senses does it attack? Your nose.

Your nose and your taste if you get that far. We're going to ask you a question this afternoon to do with this and look, you've got to be honest. This is a tough one to answer.

I've just answered it. Yeah. So you can answer it too. Look, I have got like so far with a girl before who had really bad breath. Okay. And what happened?

No, we just never. It was like a blind date situation. And it just got to the end of the night and I was like, okay, I'll see you later. And I gave her like a hug pat on the back. Like it was the moment where you were going to have a kiss. Don't pat her. I was like, good to see you.

Why are you patting people? Because I didn't want to go there because the smell, the breath smell. You can't help it though. No, you can't. It's not your fault. No.

Thank you. Thank you. Mate, it's fine. Oh my God, I feel validated. It's okay. Finally. And you know,

if we ever get the chance again, we can... No smint, no kiss. No. Has a smell ever caused a breakup? Like, have you ever stopped seeing somebody because of the way they smell? That's what we want to know from you this afternoon. Or maybe it was a first date and you thought, no second date because of the smell.

Maybe everything was right except for the way the person smelled. We know it's harsh, but you know what? Sometimes it is good to be honest. Yeah, totally. And let's do that this afternoon. 0800 dialAL ZM. What happened? Why did they smell?

And what did they smell like? Gosh. We want all the details. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. We want to know from you this afternoon have you ever broken up

with someone because of the way they smelt? Look, we're going to launch a new dating concept next Friday. It's called our pheromone party. You can come. If you're single and

you want to date with your nose, go and register for it now on our social media. Go and find the link. It'll be a fun night. It's just a singles night, a bit different. You can meet someone that you actually really like. Head to our social media. You can find the link. Sign up. You can come along. But have you broken up with someone because of the way they smelt? Hi, Jen.

Hi, Jen. Hi. What happened? Yeah, I have, I feel really bad now if he's listening, but he was a Tinder match. Okay, and what happened? We just had like a couple of dates and I was a bit iffy about his sort of smell, but I didn't really think

about it too much. You were a bit iffy and he was a bit whiffy. He was very whiffy. He even came on round the bays with me when I had just had my appendix out, so he nicely walked it withy. He was very withy. He even came on round the bays with me when I had just had my appendix out, so he nicely walked it with me. And so hugging him goodbye was, yeah, that was the

clincher for me. But anyway, he What, it was that bad, Jen, that when you hugged him goodbye? It was horrible, like it oozed out of his paws. He already lent me the Walking Dead box set DVD or something so I had to go around

to his place and drop it off after I'd sort of said look, it's not a love connection for me. I'm not feeling it, sorry.

Jen, what did he say? And his whole place smelled like that. Yeah. Like what? His whole place? Smelled like what? It was just like

really bad BO but his whole like yeah, lounge everything so. You say oh but that's easy fixed. Yeah, he can have multiple showers. Maybe you should have been the person, Jen, who said to him, look, it's...

It's hard to tell. Oh, I don't want to do it. Yeah, exactly right. You try telling someone that they stink. It's terrible. Okay, thanks, Jen. Alyssa is here. Alyssa, hi, Alyssa.

Hi, Alyssa. Hey, how you doing? What happened to you? So, I'm off. My ex didn't shower for, like, eight weeks. Hey, how you doing? What happened to you? So I'm off. I didn't shower for like eight weeks. Eight weeks? What? Eight weeks.

Yeah. Yeah. And so you broke up with him after eight weeks of not showering? I was out. Yeah, fair enough. Why didn't he shower after eight weeks? She. She?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She? Yeah. What was she doing? I don't know. weeks? She. She? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She? Yeah. What was she doing? I don't know. I work because I work a lot. Wait, how did you know that she didn't shower for eight weeks? Well, you know when people still be the same

clothes for like three days a week? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's fine. I'm just curious about one thing. What sort of job did this person do? None. Oh, no job. Oh, well, I guess that's...

I mean, it'd be worse if she was a tradie or... No, that's worse. You've got nothing but free time. You're really sitting on your ass doing nothing all day. Okay. There's no excuse. It's not like she could have been like, I'm real busy.

Yeah, I've got too much on to shower. Unless you go sign up for our pheromone party The people there will smell good okay Thank you for calling Awesome See you Brie and Clint The Podcast ZM

Once upon a time There was a girl She was smart Debatable Talented Athletic Not really Picking a movie based on just the plotline

That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Kenji She's kind of like our Rico Ioane She used to be really, really good Okay And now it's like Chill

What happened? Chill Like it's a World Cup year. Okay. And now it's like, what happened? Chill. Like it's a World Cup year. Why don't you pick up your game, Bree? All right. All right. I know I've lost a few recently. Three in the last four.

Charles is here. Hi, Charles. Hi, Charles. Hi. What are you laughing at, Charles? Not Charles. It's not Charles? What is it?

My name's not Charles today. What's your name today then? Brian. Brian, you haven't prepared this line very good. You're a weird cat, Charles. This is Charles who beat you last week. Oh, right. And the week before took you to an instant replay.

He's called through and he wants to play again. What? So this is the third match? No, he's not getting a go because he screwed up his fake name, Charles. Good one, Charles. Good one, Charles. We just wanted him here to taunt you and remind you of ghosts of what's the plot past.

He is very good, can I say? Today you'll be taking on Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Charles can play for me. Brooke, what are you doing to me, Brooke? I love it. Super sub.

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Okay, that's what we're playing for. I have to move because the gremlin in the back crying. The gremlin. That's okay. Say, hey, gremlin, I'm on a job. Here we go. Your buzzer is your name. Do not wait for me to finish the movie.

Buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Movie number one. Let's get it, Brooke. Civil war rages through 1990s Sierra Leone. Two men, a white South African mercenary. Brie. Brie. Blood Diamond?

Blood Diamond. Blood Diamond. It's too, too, nah, it's too old. It's correct. Is it? You got to go for it sometimes, Brooke. I would not have gotten that one. Movie number two. It's a great film.

A depressed man suffering from insomnia meets a strange soap salesman named Tyler. What the hell? And soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his perfect apartment is destroyed. The two bored men form an underground club with strict rules. Fight club. Shit. Yes! You know the... Clint, you with strict rules. Bree. Fight club. Shit. Yes! You know the rules.

I do know the rules. The rules are what? I bent them. I didn't break them. I bent them. What are the rules? I bent them. I never even got to the bit where they...

Yeah. Exactly. Don't talk about it. Brooke, I gave you every chance, mate. I mean... Thanks for playing, Brooke. I appreciate you reinvigorating my faith. In yourself.

In my ability. Yeah, there you go. Okay, that's how what's the block works. You know what? Because I appreciate Brooke so much, I think she should win the prize. Well, I'm in charge of prizes. No, I'm in charge. No, you, no.

No, I've won. I'm in charge and I say Brooke wins. Brooke, you, no. No, I've won. I'm in charge and I say Brooke wins. Brooke, you win. Congratulations. Cool, thank you. Yeah, so, okay, so Brooke wins, so you concede the point. No. Well, Brooke either wins or she doesn't.

No, mate, how many times have we given the person the prize when they lose? Brooke can have the prize, but it will go as a loss in your column. I'm so sorry you don't win anything today, Brooke. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. will go as a loss in your column. I'm so sorry you don't win anything today, Brooke. Here's a chance for you to attend your own wedding and have it paid for completely. And also have some of the best catering available of all time. The whole wedding? KFC are launching KFC weddings.

Oh, I've heard about this. So it's a competition, but if you fill out the form and you're the winner, you will get a wedding that is completely KFC themed to the tune of $35,000. So she's a full-scale wedding. That's good. I hear you saying, what do I get for a KFC wedding? Well, you get a full wedding package, which includes a KFC food truck for all of your diners to eat from.

You get the whole truck. You get a KFC photo booth with like chicken framing and stuff around it. You also get a KFC themed celebrant. Now by that, I assume you're going to be married by the Colonel. I'm in. That has sold me. I want to get married by a famous figure. The flowers come in a KFCc fried chicken bucket so you hold

a bucket of flowers you're winning me over more and more and all of your attendants i mean they'll get the whole kid and caboodle they can have the wings the breasts the rolls the potato and gravy the chips the popcorn chicken the wicked wings the caramel, the cheesecakes, everything. If the entertainment is, you know, my mother-in-law wrestling with my mother in the potato and gravy or the coleslaw, sign me up. There's only one catch. What? The DJ only has one song and it's the chicken dance.

I can deal with that. No, no, no, I made that bit up. If you want to win it, there's only one catch. You've got to move to Australia. Oh. Well, I am from there. Yeah. Nah.

It's no deal from me. Nah. No, thank you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to do a bit of a humble brag just for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't usually do humble brags.

Yeah. But last night I got to live out a dream of mine. And people might not realise this, but there's a show on TV, on TVNZ2 called Have You Been Paying Attention? Yeah. And it's a panel show where, you know, funny people get to try and make jokes about the news. Yes.

And it's a show that's been on in Australia, where I'm from, for about seven or eight news. Yes. And it's a show that's been on in Australia where I'm from for about, oh, seven or eight years. Yeah. And I have been obsessed with this show since it came on and I've always wanted to have a go at it. Did I think I'd be any good? No, I didn't know.

But last night the New Zealand version of Have You Been Paying Attention took a gamble on me to have me on the show. And it was a lot of fun. Yeah. I was there with, I mean, Vaughan Smith, who's hilarious, Ursula Carlson, who's a worldwide comedian, Matt Heath, who's one of the best radio guys in the biz, and Tom Sainsbury, who is absolutely an icon in New Zealand No idea why I got invited but I was there and it was a good time

So essentially the host who's very funny herself, Hayley Sproul she asks you questions about the news and then it is your job to make either a joke about them or to have the right answer. Yeah. I lost last night. That's okay. I don't think the show's about winning.

I didn't think it was. I don't think the goal of the show is to get the most points. It's to crack the most funnies, right? I feel like it is. Yeah. I feel like it is. I think the producers have actually grabbed a few highlights of the show last night. Have you watched it?

So about that. You haven't watched it. It was on last night. I did miss your big night and I'm so proud of you for going on the show. This was a big deal. I know. I did have a bit of a situation at home last night, baby-wise. Okay.

So I'm 15 minutes into it on my phone Alright And I was watching it in here And hoping that you wouldn't walk in when I got to work Because literally Literally my baby Tui has not stopped crying For about 24 hours now So I was watching it

And then you walked in here I was like oh shit I'm not going to get through it And you said something about You said something about Something that happened on the episode And I'm like Yeah man that was one of my favourite bits. Yeah, I didn't believe you.

I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any of it. Anyway, maybe. So I'm really glad that you've got a highlights package here. Maybe this highlights package will entice you to give it a watch. Justin Ardern was rolling out something big this week. That has never been done before in New Zealand. What's never been done before, Bree?

Briscoe's not having a sale. This story has parents worried. It's been confirmed that a student who attended the St Peter's School Ball last week did have... Did have what, Bree? A stiffy. Simon Bridges says New Zealand should collaborate with India to do what?

Bree? Win a cricket World Cup, Hayley. Not once. Anna Bridges says New Zealand should collaborate with India to do what? Bree. Win a cricket world cup, Hayley. Not fun. Come on, you and me together. Warnings have been issued for vaping after it has been linked to what? Bree. Looking like a wanker, Hayley. Okay. It's very good.

It's very good. Thank you, mate. You know what? One thing I'm proud of, that cricket joke where I said New Zealand and India should collaborate to win a Cricket World Cup. Yeah. I got the first boo ever from the audience. That's good too.

Yeah. My favourite bit is before you went on there yesterday, you came to us and you go, hey, I've got this joke. India's good at cricket, eh? Oh, shut up! I knew they were good! Shut up! You can watch it on demand.

I mean, I don't need to. I heard the highlights. Have you been paying attention? All right. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Come on, we need something good for a Thursday to get everyone through. We'll find out what's number one on your 16th birthday, and then we'll play the best one. Hey, Reece. Hi, Reece. How are you going? Good, mate.

What's your birthday? It's the 12th of July, 1997. All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 12th of July. And, Reece, this is your birthday bag. I think that now counts as vintage Miley. Yep. We can't solve. How do you feel about that?

It's all right. I could have done a bit better, but, you know. It's not bad. Rhys, it sounds like you're in the middle of a drag race. I am boosting someone up at the moment. Are you winning? Yeah. Nice. All right, Rhys, it sounds like you're in the middle of a drag race. I am boosting someone up at the moment. Are you winning? Yeah. Nice. All right, Rhys, wait there.

Christine, hi, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Christine? The 29th of November, 1987. Right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 29th of November, and back in 2003, this topped the charts. I'm a people on the floor. Let me see And back in 2003, this topped the charts.

Britney. Is this with Madonna? Yeah, I think it is. It is, I think, Christine. And is this circus era Madonna? Wait a minute. Britney? I believe, is this around the time Madonna and Britney Spears kissed on the stage? Remember, it was a Britney, Madonna, wasn't it Christina, like, three wave?

Yes, it was Madonna, Britney, and Christina. Yeah. They all kissed on the stage. Ah, good memories. Okay, one more. Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie.

Hi. What's your birthday, Kylie? It's the 6th of January, 1985. Okay, you were 16 in 2001 on the 6th of January and back in the early millennium, this topped the charts. Because I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Cuitous. That is cuitous. Yes. Wheatus.

That is Wheatus. That's a good birthday banger, Kylie. It's a great birthday banger. I just like it. Name another Wheatus song. Oh, I don't know, but that's definitely in my top three Wheatus songs. That one there. Like, if I had to, I'd put that, yeah, right in my top three.

Yeah, it's's good I like it Who's the winner? The best one The best one That's the best one Kylie I mean Yeah you're there The peanut gallery

I think I think you could be right Alright Well my vote's for Weeders Teenage Dirtbag I think I've got to go with you Mine too Oh and yours as well Kylie

Yeah Well I mean that's 3-0 Well if Kylie's voting for it. If Kylie's voting for it. We've got to play it. Kylie, you win birthday banger. Nice work, Kylie. Woo-hoo!

Congratulations. This is for you, babe. We'll just cross back to... Oh, no, he's gone. Just going to check out how the drag race was going. Here we go. Birthday banger's in him. I have a dream about her, she rings my bell I got June class in half an hour, oh how she rocks

In kids and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Listen to why you're made and maybe we'll be Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings it To school and he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew The truth he lives on my block and he drives a night lock but he doesn't know who i am and he doesn't give a damn about me cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden Maybe we'll be Ooh Oh yeah Dick damn No, she doesn't know I am too damn

No, she doesn't know what she's missing I am too damn No, she doesn't know what she's missing Man, I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Lo and behold She's walking over to me This must be fake

My lip starts to shake How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about? I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. I'm just a teenageirtbag Baby Like you Oh yeah Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing Oh yeah Dirtbag I mean, I'm no expert, but I think that's what you call heavy, heavy metal. That's Wheatus and Teenage Dirtbag, the winner of Birthday Banger today. I'm exhausted. Taking down Miley and Britney Spears. I've got to go. I've got to go put my salmon in the fridge.

That's the weirdest euphemism for taking a poo I've ever heard. Oh, jeez. Birthday banger is a good time. Birthday banger is a good time. Hey, Brittany. Are you ready? Are you ready? Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Look, so the internet has been divided this week. I mean, it always has, hasn't it? It always has been. It always is. Not one time has everyone on the internet gone, divided this week. I mean, it always has. It always has been. It always is. Not one time has everyone on the internet gone, you know what, we all agree. Let's all get along and no one write anything bad about each other. It's just a happy place.

No, it's not the case. But it was divided this who was standing up on a plane in the aisle while his wife slept on all three seats for six hours. Well, he stood in the plane for six hours so she could sleep. He stood in the aisle right next to where she was sleeping because they obviously, they had two seats and then they were lucky enough to have a spare seat. And the picture is of him in the aisle and her sleeping on all three seats. Okay, let's break this down.

You've got a row of three to two people. You're in a couple. You're in a relationship. She lays on your lap. She lays on your lap and then she puts her body on the other two seats. Or even just two seats is enough to like spread out. It's strange, isn't it? It is strange.

What is the feedback like? Are they calling him like husband of the year? So there is people calling him the best husband ever and the husband of the year. It's a lovely thing to do. It just like it's a real like to all the other husbands on the flight. It makes them look bad, doesn't it? It definitely makes them look bad. Other people are writing things like,

if that is love, then I'd rather be lonely. And also, do we know how long the flight was? Was it like a rotation? Was it six hours for her? Yeah, and then does he get six hours? Yeah. Because that'd be fair. I don't believe in that in a relationship, by the way.

That's like if you're in a relationship and you give someone a massage and then you're like, okay, do me. Like you don't do things just to get something back. That is, mate, I totally agree with you. That's not, if that's the motivation, then it's not a true gesture. That makes me angry.

It's not. Don't do it if that's what you're doing it for. But at the same time, like. Six hours is a long time. Maybe we don't know all the details. Maybe she's pregnant. Maybe she was pregnant. Maybe she's pregnant. Maybe she was pregnant. Maybe she's.

Or maybe she was a bitch. Yeah. Also, did you just sneak through some aviation news? I did. Under the radar. You're welcome. You're welcome, New Zealand. We're always ready.

I want to talk about this clip. It's pretty much, I mean, any Australian would know who Andrew Gaze is, but it doesn't matter if you don't know who that is. Essentially, he is the best basketball player that's ever come out of Australia. Better than, oh, no, he's not Australian. No. I was going to say Kobe. Oh, except for, what's the guy's name?

Ben Simons. I'm going to stop you there. Is that Ben Simons? No one has any idea who any Australian basketball players are. Right, got it. We barely know who any New Zealand basketball players are. Ben Simons is like the top draft pick in the last couple of years. Is he the guy who dated Iggy Azalea?

No, I don't think so. I've got no idea who that is. Anyway, so Andrew Gaze was a massive basketball player in Australia back in the day, and now he's a commentator. He commentates a lot of basketball matches for Australian TV, and there's a story that's made the news in the last couple of days about Andrew Gaze. His name is. Did I call him Andrew Simons?

No, you called him Andrew Gaze, and every time you've said it, I'm like, he must have been horrifically bullied at school Okay, leave him alone No, he would have been Yeah, well it's spelt with a Z Doesn't matter how it's spelt Kids don't check the spelling Yeah, true

Anyway, he was a really great basketball player Now he's a commentator And he's made the news recently Because he was commentating this game I think it was Brazil vs America Right Yeah, so it was Brazil versus America. Right. So it was Team USA playing Brazil and it was in the 2019 Basketball World Cup in China and essentially the game's happening and he's commentating and he gets very distracted by

a particular woman in the crowd. Let's just say. She bought her own basketballs? She bought her own basketballs, and they were bouncing like there was no tomorrow. I heard that she didn't bring her basketballs in a net. No, there was no net. They were free.

They were free-balling basketballs. She chucked them in a T-shirt, but apart from that. That was about it. And listen to the audio and see if you can pick when he is commentating and then the camera crosses to this woman with her own basketballs and see if you can hear when Andrew Gaze, the commentator, gets distracted. It's the glimmer of hope with the 17 point lead and the support they're giving from their fans,

a whole bunch of them coming all the way to China. It is honestly with the video and he's commentating over the top. It is so funny to watch because it crosses to her and then it's just complete silence. Wait, where do you think it is?

I mean, it's everywhere. It's everywhere the same. The 17 point lead. I reckon he's seen him. Yep, he's seen him. Still looking. He's back on now. From their fans, a whole bunch

of them coming all the way to China his wife is not going to be happy we've got breaking news and it's not news that I want to share mainly because it makes men look very very stupid but look it's not our job

we don't cherry pick the news we bring it all to you so here we go makes men look very, very stupid. But look, it's not our job. We don't cherry pick the news, okay? No, we bring it all to you. We bring it all to you. So here we go. From New Zealand news site News Hub, hashtag because it matters, men warned to stop rubbing toothpaste on their penises.

I saw this article and obviously I clicked on it because very interesting. And it's actually crazy to think that people are posting videos on YouTube which pretty much claims that you can last longer in certain circumstances. And not the dentist chair. No, not the dentist chair. In one particular room in the house, the bedroom, if you use toothpaste on that area. Now, it's not true, okay? If anyone listening at the moment Who's on their way to New World

And going oh I might get some Colgate Total I love a bit of Colgate Total I mean it'd be good for us ladies I'm not going to lie What? It's two birds with one stone It's not It's two birds with one stone It's two stones on one bird

Yep The reason that this has had to go Mainstream news pass with my stone. It's two stones on one bird. Yep. Okay. The reason that this has had to go mainstream news is because it's not... It's causing a problem, right? It's a problem, yeah. One, it's not true. Apparently it doesn't work. But even if it does,

there are men who are ending up with the doctors with horrific toothpaste burns on the downstairs region. Is that what happens? Yes, of course it's what happens. You put that much mint in a concentrated area that's not your mouth and bad things are going to happen. So wait, you know there's that old wives tale where if you have a bad pimple on your face

you put toothpaste on it? Yeah. Does that burn your face? It's not as sensitive as your downstairs. Oh. Like it's not, you've got to understand, we're talking, and I don't want to get too graphic with this, but the video instructs people to put it directly on the eye of the tiger.

The eye of the tiger. Yes, okay. Yeah, that's going to be a sensitive area. And this is not news that we would normally cover on this show, but apparently it's big enough a problem that mainstream news sites in New Zealand are publishing articles telling men not to do it. To stop. And so that's why I have a message for men of New Zealand.

What's the message? Grow up. Seriously. Use DP like any other normal human being. Get your hand off it, all right? Do your kegels, whatever it takes. Seriously. Don't put toothpaste on it.

Can't you just be a normal man and think about dead puppies? Or grandma at the beach. Or grandma. Whatever. In a bikini. In a bikini. And worst comes to worst, I don't know, dunk it in some Listerine. Just don't rub toothpaste on it.

Stop it. Like I said, we don't choose the news, okay? We just report it. This is Miley Cyrus. Minty. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards.

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