ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 13th 2019

Episode Date: September 13, 2019

Bree & Clints nightly activitiesCroc vs AnacondaDean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekWe talk to some Pheromone party entrants1 Second Song Challenge!What school subject should we get rid of?KFC Sushi Train Day5Friday-Oke!Birthday Banger!ThumbInappropriate presentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kirti, everybody, welcome to the... No, don't stop. No, don't stop it. Keep going in the background. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Bree's watching UFC fights. It's something I do when I'm hungover, okay? It's a thing I do. Who's in the fight? I don't really know any of the people. You just like seeing people get hit. I don't know what it is.

Like, to be honest, I went to a UFC match or matches back in, I think it was 2014 when Ronda Rousey fought in Melbourne. Yeah. And I was just in trance with her story, and I was there when Holly Holm kicked her in the face or the neck and put her down. Yeah. But I hated when I was there.

I didn't like watching it live. Okay. I've never been to a UFC fight. It's very full on. I've been to quite a lot of boxing. And I've been ringside for quite a lot of heavyweight fights. And I find that I become a different person. Same.

I don't like it. The beers and the bloodthirst of the sport. You find yourself standing up and you're like, kill him! Kill him! Smack his face in! Put him on the ground! Put him on the ground!

Same at rugby as well. Yes. It's not. Mate, you nearly got kicked out of Mount Eden Stadium. Eden Park? Eden Park. Been a long week. You nearly got kicked out of Eden Park a couple of weeks ago

when the All Blacks were playing the Aussies. Is that right? Yeah. And you were yelling slurs to the wallabies that were sitting on the bench. Yeah, it's because I hate the wallabies. No, it's because you become a different person. Okay, if the wallabies came in here into the studio. Yeah, I'd go, how's it feel not winning the Blenders Low Cup for 15 years, fellas?

Haha, get out of my studio. No, you wouldn't. Can we get George Gregan on the phone, please, guys? Oh, George Gregan? If you got George Gregan on the phone, I'd 100p give it to George Gregan because he gives it to us. Okay. So he can take it. I think they might be a bit busy at the moment. Nah, he wouldn't be doing much. George Gregan, he phone. I'd 100p give it to George Gregan because he gives it to us. Okay. So he can take it. I think they might be a bit busy at the moment.

Nah, he wouldn't be doing much. George Gregan, you have time for him. The whole team's not doing much. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's good. That's good.

You know what? I'm going to leave it. Oh, yeah? Because you've got one great team, and I'll admit, they're amazing. Yeah. But you know what? We've got stuff. What have you got?

Miranda Kerr. Oh, she's pretty good. Chris they're amazing. Yeah. But you know what? We've got stuff. What have you got? Miranda Kerr. Oh, she's pretty good. Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. Nah, Miranda Kerr's a lot better than Chris Hemsworth, I think. We've got Byron Bay. Where Chris Hemsworth was. You can't say places.

We've got a big rock. We've got Mount Monganui. We've got, hey, Mount Monganui, we've got a big ass Ayers rock. Yeah, we've got the Moraki boulders. Yeah. The rock beats the boulders. Oh, alright, what is this? Paper scissors boulders? That was the worst dad joke you've done for a while.

I enjoyed that though. I'm trying to think of something real good. Can I just say, can I just say, that whenever I do a joke now that doesn't quite hit the mark, you're not just allowed to call it a dad joke. No, we are, because you're a dad. No, you're not. No, we are.

No, because everyone does stink jokes. What am I going to say to you when you do one, a bad joke? Oh, that's such a brie joke. I'm happy with that. That's nice, yeah. I'm happy with that. That's fine. You know what we've got?

What have you got? Well, technically, we, because I don'm happy with that. That's fine. You know what we've got? What have you got? Well, technically, we, because I don't live there anymore. Yeah. What have you got? Higher salaries. Oh, wow. What a low blow. Ouch.

What a piece of shit. Well, not for everyone. Get George Gregan on the show. Get him on. Instead of Brie. Eat a dick, Ben. Fuck you. Wow, what a Brie joke.

Oh, zing. Zing. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zing's Brie and Clint. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to theZ, Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Just a quick roll call round the room. Just want to see who's shown up to work, hung over today.

Brie? No comment. Right. Producer Ellie? She can't even work her microphone. Producer Ellie. She can't even work her microphone. Producer Ben. Yeah, I'm here, mate.

I'm feeling good, actually. Ellie. Sup? She may be a ropey old show today. We did have a bit of a celebration last night as a team. But hey, we're here, right? We're all here. Hey, we're here.

Actually, I'm 100% I went home to look after my baby at 6 o'clock. 7 o'clock. We're here. We're clear. We want more beer. Yeah! What are we going to do that you care about today? Oh, we're going to play the new Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, Charlie's Angels song

at 4 o'clock. What? All three of those artists are on the song? Yeah, they're the childs of destiny. Oh, God, I loved. Independent they shall be. Who were the Charlie's Angels back in the day? Lucy Liu. How hot was Lucy Liu? And my girl Drew.

My girl Drew. Drew Barrymore. So hot. Cameron Dee and Destiny. And Cameron Dee. Yeah. They were good Charlie's Angels, I thought. Yeah.

Don't you reckon? Who's the new ones? I think it's Hillary Clinton, Jacinda Ardern, and Angela Merkel. Angels cast. I think it is.

I think it is. Yeah. And they've got to defeat the evil Donald Trump. I like it. It's good. It's relatable. It's new.

It's fresh. That's right. It's a different idea. I like it. I've actually never seen the original. Tell you who's not happy about it. Simon Bridges. Yeah. He's like, she's new, it's fresh. That's right, it's a different idea. I like it. I've actually never seen the original. Tell you who's not happy about it, Simon Bridges.

Yeah. He's like, she's shooting a movie, get her back in the bloody beehive. He's pissed off. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's her name from Twilight is one. Kirsten Stewart. Yes.

She's an angel. She's an angel. Yeah, any other angels for us? Oh, the chick who plays in the new Aladdin film. She plays Jasmine in the new action film. She's an angel. She's an angel. How have you not just Googled their names?

Why are we still going off the top of your heads? Oh, here they are. They were just below the picture. Naomi Scott, Kirsten Stewart and Sam Cafflin. Okay, fantastic. I'm glad we got there. I shall prefer my Charlie's Angels. Yeah, nice, yeah.

Jacinda, go. Hilary, go. Go. Angela, bleh. Paula Bennett's got to be in there for anyone. She's one of the bad guys. True. She's one of the bad guys.

Yeah. Also, just before five o'clock, you can win the last of our money with the KFC Sushi Train. I reckon if you listen from about 20 to five, you'll be able to hear us tell you when to call through and play that game. Also, Friday Okie, it is back. And you know for a fact, when you go out the night before, you seem like an angel.

It makes it a lot harder. Karaoke's always better after a few beers. In fact, I've got a little teaser that I'll play you for Fridayoke next. We're going to start the show, though, with brand new music from Robinson. She's back. Oh, I love her. Yeah, new Kiwi music. I've heard this is awesome.

It's called Don't Say. Bree and Clint, Friday afternoon on ZM. I left a message on ZM's, Spree and Clint. The podcast. You know the worst part about you becoming a dad recently? What's that? Is when there's nights where all of us go out and then the next day we're a little bit, you know, hungover. You're just fresh as a daisy, aren't you?

I am a box of fluffies right now. Last night as I watched you all have fun via Instagram story and I was like, God damn it, I'm so jealous. This morning, I am not jealous. I'm not jealous. No regrets. Unless, unless last night something awesome happened that I missed. Was there something awesome that happened?

Do you know what ended up happening last night? What's that? There was a bunch of us who, we ended up sitting in my walk-in wardrobe. Right. And then we all came out of my closet. Wouldn't be the first time people would come out of there. Big gay Al there. Big gay Al was in there and I said,

Al, have you been in here before? And he goes, yeah. Producer Ellie, did you come out of the closet? I did last night. You did come out of the closet. I did. Producer Ben with the moustache. Well, first of all, were you in the closet?

No, I wasn't even invited to last night's antics anyway. Right. I don't want to talk about it. Awkward. Oh, that is awkward. Okay. We lost Ben, right?

We lost him. We didn't know where he was. It was a big crowd at the pub. No, it was not. There was five of us. This is actually important because I've heard, I reckon we should address this as a team.

Okay. Let's forget what we were going to talk about. Okay. I heard, because obviously, so backstory, I reckon we should address this as a team. Okay. Let's forget what we're going to talk about. Okay. I heard, because obviously, so backstory, just because we're a cool story broing you with our night out. We got some good news at a radio station yesterday. So we went out and had a big party. I had to leave really early.

I left as soon as the show finished to go and look after my baby. And then you guys all launched into a big night. I got in here today. Ben is very salty. He said that you all left him at a pub. You all left him at a pub. Yeah. And you went somewhere else

and he was texting you guys saying, where are you? No one texted him back and so he just went home. I will apologise to you, Ben. It wasn't on purpose. I'm terrible at writing back when I'm on the drinks.

Did you know that you text me last night and then didn't text me back? Yep. Yeah, cool. I text a lot of people and then I just don't look at my phone for hours. You know why? I'm living my life. Same. I'm having fun.

I got a big I love you text message. Ellie forced me to send that to you. Just joking. It was really nice. And I was like, oh, okay. And then I text back like, hang on, do you really mean this? And then nothing, no reply whatsoever. You know what's weird is I actually wrote a reply

and then I thought I sent it. And then when I went back in, I was like, oh, I mustn't have sent that message. But I did write a reply. What about when you were texting Ben back? Did you write that one and not send it? No, I never wrote anything. No, she did actually write back.

She said, I'm coming now, don't leave. Oh, that's even worse. And then guess where? Don't forget your friends, New Zealand. Look out for each other this weekend. Don't forget your roots, New Zealand. And good luck if you're spending some time in Bree's closet. Anyone's welcome.

It's real fun. There's a room in there. Yeah, coming out. You were in there for a while. time in Bree's closet. Anyone's welcome. A lot of room in there. Yeah, coming out. You were in there for a while. Yeah, it's good. It's good to be out, though. I mean, it's quite stuffy in there. You're out here now. Fabulous as well.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Is there a movie that was made about an anaconda versus a crocodile? I believe there was. There was that movie Anaconda. Yes. There must have been a crocodile involved. I think there was. There was that movie Anaconda. Yes. There must have been a crocodile involved. I think there was one where it was like, yeah.

I think it was one where it was crocodile v. Anaconda. Oh, you mean like a Sharknado type movie? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. They still make those. I know. They go all right.

Yeah, they make heaps of money out of them. Yeah. Oh, people are dumb. Anyway, there's a video that is going viral online at the moment where the real life crocodile versus anaconda has played out. Okay. So this is a real story. And the video shows a 29-foot anaconda versus a 6-foot crocodile.

Oh, anaconda. I'm just picking a winner. Anaconda would win. You reckon? 29 feet. Yeah, but it's skinny as. An anaconda is not skinny. It's girthy.

Like, it's a big, thick anaconda. That's why they call them an anaconda. So you think an anaconda would win? That's what I'm placing my bet on, yeah. Yeah, against a croc. And what's your train of thought? That it's got so much length that the croc can only bite it in one position at a time.

And surely it doesn't hurt all over. Like if you bite part of it. And also the body is so far away from the brain. That is not how it works. I don't know how snakes work, but surely the croc, unless the croc bites the head, then I think anaconda. Yeah.

Well, the video goes on for a little while and you see the anaconda wrapping itself around the crocodile. Yeah, good move, anaconda. And eventually the crocodile starts to do what we know as the death roll. Oh, is that where it flips onto its back and it starts thrashing? No, it flips and flips and flips again so that, yeah, pretty much to kill its prey. Anyway, so the fight is on.

It is like UFC, like crazy 2035 style. Anyway, eventually the anaconda can't breathe anymore and lets go of the crocodile. Okay. And slithers off into the jungle. Oh, so is it a draw? And the crocodile dies later on. So the anaconda won?

The anaconda. My anaconda don't. My anaconda don't. My anaconda don't want none of this. You made me feel so dumb for choosing anaconda. And I was right. I just wanted to lead you down the track where I was hoping you'd pick Crocodile. R.I.P. Crocodile.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Tones and I Dance Monkey. In her infinite wisdom, Bree has selected that song song as our Fridayoke song for the afternoon. Why would I do that? Why would you do that? Oh, well, it's here now. So at five o'clock, we will both be playing You Are Attempted That, which has already been recorded and has been produced by our professional audio engineer.

And I've got a sampler of what you can look forward to at 5pm in Fridayoke today. Oh, no. Say, say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me. Oh, f***. I've never seen anybody do the things you do before. Oh, that was wrong. That is, um, that's about, I mean, those are outtakes, but that's about as good as it's going to get.

It doesn't get much better than that. Hey, stick around. Stay on ZM for the afternoon. Oh, yeah, you can't be sticking around for that. Let's go to LA. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Now, I mean, Dean, you're working on America's Got Talent. You know talent. Did you hear Raw Talent just then? I was like, why is there even a competition? That was the number one song. That is going to overtake your last song that charted in New Zealand. What? Do you mean send it?

Yeah. What's the DJ? What was your DJ group? Oh, how do you not even remember? Oh, how dare you? Hang up on him, producers. Tell us about the most disgusting thing on the internet today. The Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello pashing video.

Yes, it's gone viral and it is vile. Let me tell you what happened. So they went online, go and check it out today, get on Instagram and basically they were saying, you know, we've been reading your comments

and you say that we kiss like fish. Well, here's how we really kiss. And then the two of them just mack it on, licking each other's face. It's so hilariously wrong. You would think that them two kissing would be probably kind of hot, right?

No, not in this case. It is super weird, super wrong, and everyone in LA, in America, is talking about it. So go and check it out. It's not as hot

as you think it could be. It's real... I feel like that would be what I look like for my first kiss. I reckon that's you on a drunk kiss. Both.

Yeah. Oh, God, come here. I just lose all rhythm. Come to mummy. Yeah, I want some of that. Come into my closet. Also, Dean, revealed details,

Kylie Jenner's pay packet for her Playboy shoot. Yes, a new record. She is going to pocket, would you believe, $2 million for this shoot. Now, if you're, that is a new record

and if you think about it, I was like, why is she getting so much money for this? She has literally made Playboy relevant in one day. Like we, Brie and I have been

crossing for four years. We've never talked about a Playboy cover before. No. And a lot of celebrities have done it, ever. So this is the first time that it's really got

international traction like this. Don't know how sexy it's going to be. As we said yesterday, I was too embarrassed to even talk about what the positions may be. Yeah.

Two million bucks. That's all we know. The only position she gets is a big check. What's the deal? I mean, she's a billionaire. Yes. Yeah. That's the thing, right?

Does she need $2 million for some nudes? No. No. I don't think it's about that. What is it about? It's not about the money. Publicity? Yeah.

Maybe it's about her empowering, feeling empowered, Clint. Get real. She's doing Playboy to feel empowered. She has a bigger audience. She has a bigger audience on her own Instagram than she does on Playboy magazine. She wants to feel empowered. Go and put your na-nas on your Instagram. Well, last night I got out my na-nas and I feel empowered.

You've got a big bruise as well. Producer Ellie, you're welcome. Are those two things related? By the way. Just quick round the room. I mean, we can knock it all we want, but $2 million full nude for Playboy. Dean, are you doing it?

Done. Yeah. Done, I do it for $5 million. Really, you're going to do it? Yeah. Yeah, show our heads to the producers. Yeah, they're both in. Mate, I'll do it for one.

You're cheap. I would do it for $100,000. I think they'd have to probably, I'd have to probably pay them to take my nudes off. That is Dean McCarthy with the latest out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Every week you guys present the best and worst bits of the week in the high-low. Any, like, any forewords? Why has producer Ben got a smirk on his face this week? I was just going to say, you guys are obviously doing Tones and I for Friday, okay? Yes. You're going to hear a bit of that from Bree, actually, here and there. Is there a warm-up in there?

Yeah, there's a bit of a warm-up low in there. All right, well, let's run into it. Where'd you get that from? This is the high-low. This is a new video. Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. This week, we launched this.

Dead End's Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever... Pheromone Party. So what exactly is a pheromone party all about? We caught up with an expert. What do we need to know? So what you need to know is that people will sleep in a white T-shirt, dirty, for like three nights. So the scent, you know, like they're talking about the scent of a woman.

I mean, maybe it's good, maybe it's bad, but the scent will permeate through this T-shirt. And then they show up to these parties and everybody gets a number and people walk around and they actually smell these little plastic bags. They smell this t-shirt and they go, am I turned on by that? Okay, yes.

And I don't like the smell of that one. It kind of, I mean, there is some kind of aphrodisiac element to it, but if you don't like the way someone smells from their dirty three-day-old T-shirt, you're not. You get a date. Off the back of launching our own pheromone party,

we asked you, what's the weirdest way you've met someone? How'd you meet someone? Hi, Victoria. I got my tampon stuck, so it just wouldn't come out. So I went to the doctor's office, and the only guy that was there was a trainee doctor.

So he had to pull it out, and then we dated for six months. And then we broke for six months and then yeah then we broke up so because he told the whole town so it was a small town like it was

witty city and he told the whole town and I had to leave so now I live in You had to leave town Do you know how small the hangar is?

This week we tried to find the family in New Zealand with the most same-sex siblings and thanks to Ian and Vicky for these calls. What's the situation in your family, Ian? I'm the youngest of six and the only boy. You're the only boy.

My sisters used to use me like a doll. I was going to say you poor son of a bitch. You'd be very in touch with your family. Yeah, I was going to say, you're probably pretty woke these days, right? Do you understand the female perspective? Not in the slightest. Vicky's here. Hey, Vicky. Yeah, I was going to say, you're probably pretty woke these days, right? Do you understand the female perspective? Not in the slightest. Vicky's here.

Hey, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. How's it going? Talk to us. What's the situation in your family? So, I'm the youngest of five girls,

and mum and dad got it halfway right because I'm gay. So, yeah. So, yeah. Vicky! I'm done. That is the call

of the week for me. They got it halfway right. Yeahicky, I'm done. That was the call of the week for me. Like, on and halfway through. Yeah, oh, good stuff there. Thanks, Vicky. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. And it's that time again where we give you an off-air moment of Brie singing.

Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every time. Was that good? Was that good? Yeah, boy, get it. You know what, Bree? Pretty good. And that's the high low for the week. Join us next week for another week of the Bree and Clint show.

Pretty good. That tampon call is still the wildest story that has ever gone live to air. Victoria just killing it. It had so many moments. I know. It had so many moments. know It had so many moments Do you not remember the story we got from that young gentleman one time Who was flying with his mother

Yeah I remember that And they got stopped by security in the airport Oh with the two big black devices Yes In his mum's luggage And it was his mum's That's a very ripping call too Yeah no we've had a few haven't we

Yeah good point Good point we have had a few, haven't we? Yeah, good point. Good point, we have had a few. All great stories. Oh, and great moments. We appreciate you guys sharing. That's the highlight. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

We're having a party next Friday. ZDM Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever Pheromone Party. Not only is this the first pheromone party we're holding, it's the first singles party we're doing. That's true. Which is exciting. It's the first time we've tried to play Cupid and we've decided to do it in a bit of a weird way.

You wear a t-shirt for three nights in a row. With no deodorant, no perfume, no aftershave. No, you can have a shower if you want. You can have a shower beforehand, yeah. So you go in and clean. But we want your natural odour to infest the shirt. Your natural scent. Then you put it in

like a Ziploc bag, give it to us, then we'll get a whole lot of singles of the opposite sex to sniff it and they'll decide who they like. You'll then do the same

and if there are any matches we partner you guys up. It's like speed dating with a bunch of smelly shirts. Exactly right. We've got a chance for you to register now. You can do it on our

Instagram or our Facebook, Bree and Clint or just head to ZM online, fill out the form. Some people who have already done that are joining us on the show this afternoon. So we're going to bring them on and talk to Alexis first. Hi Alexis. Hi Alexis. Are you there Alexis? I'm there, I'm there. Hello.

How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Very well. First of all, I want to know, what makes you want to come along to a really weird dating experience? Oh, okay. Well, I've basically got two options on a Friday night. One, pick up my parents from the airport, or two, go into the frame of people's shirts.

Oh, yeah. I love it. I'm glad we're more exciting than your parents at the airport. We're going to bring someone in here who's also registered. He's a man. This is AJ. Hi, AJ. Hi, AJ.

Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, AJ, g'day, mate. He's a regular caller. How are you doing? We're going good. It's been a while. We're excited that you and your nose want to come to our pheromone party.

Why? Why do you want to get involved? Oh, I thought I'd give it a go, you know. It's Friday night. What better things could I be doing? AJ, are you in it for the free drinks? Be real. I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

AJ's got good banter. I think he'll be a good time at the pheromone party. If you guys are both in, then you will be sniffing each other. You've got to know this. You will be sniffing each other in seven days' time want to know alexis first of all what do you look for in the scent of a partner oh in the center of a partner oh that's a good question um kind of like just something that smells fresh and clean kind of like clean but like you know a little bit of musk in there something yeah so you don't mind a bit of a rugged musk?

Yeah. And AJ, I'm going to go on a limb here and say you're looking for a lady with a fresh F45 funk going on? F45, whoa, that could be pretty intense. I haven't actually thought about it. Well, you don't have to think about it. You literally let your nose do the talking. If you want to be like these guys and come date with us at the pheromone party, go and register now.

That link is live. We do need to start sending out the invites on Monday, so really make up your mind over the weekend. If you're nervous, there is the option for you to bring a friend as well. Exactly right. You can nominate a friend when you sign up. And like Alexis said, what would you rather

be doing? Coming to this fun party or picking up your parents from the airport? At the same time, if anyone is free to pick up Alexis' parents from the airport, let us know because we really wanted to come to our party. Thanks, guys. See you on Friday, okay? See you.

All right. I felt the chemistry. party. Thanks guys. See you on Friday, okay? See you. All right. I felt the chemistry. So did I. Who do you think smelled the best over the phone? Alexis. Brie and Clint. The Podcast. ZM. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of some hesitating. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song. One second. Great game, this. Reinvented it. It's where we go head to head. Thanks for reminding me.

Guessing songs based off just one second. One second. And if you can pick who's going to get the most, you can win yourself some mobile fuel. Who do you want to choose first this week? No, I'm not putting that on someone. Okay, well, let's go to Mark. Mark, kia ora.

G'day. Kia ora. How are you? G'day, Mark. Who are you backing this week? And if you get it correct, we'll fill your car up with mobile fuel for fill-up Friday. I'll go for you, Clint. Good decision.

Yeah, well, that's the betting man's decision I got nine last week Mark I'm hitting my straps You're working way up Definitely slowly Producer Ellie do we know the value of the mobile fuel? Fifty

Mark what if I offered you a hundred to go with Bree? A hundred? Yeah No I'll stick with you Mark, what if I offered you 100 to go with Bree? 100? Yeah. No, I'll stick with you. Okay. You're so funny. Okay. So funny.

That means, Jamie, you get Bree, okay? Bree's playing for you. Yay, girl power. Jamie, this is going to be even sweeter if we win, all right, girl? We're playing with the same songs, which means I need to leave. I'm going to a soundproof area so you can go first. Good luck, friend. Thank win. All right, girl? We're playing with the same songs, which means I need to leave. I'm going to a soundproof area so you can go first. Good luck, friend. Thank you.

All right. I'm going to cover my mouth because Clint likes to look at my mouth. Yeah, he does, eh? He does. We're in a soundproof booth. Now breathe us quietly. Do you want a 30-second timer, not a 20-second timer? No, I don't want to change.

You don't want to change? No. Good, I like that. I want to win. That was a test and you passed. All right, Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Akon. Correct.

Drake. Correct. One Republic. Yes. Pass. Backstreet Boys. Yes. Queen.

Correct. Shape of You. Yes. Ariana Boys. Yes. Queen. Correct. Shape of You. Yes. Ariana Grande. Correct. Oh, nice work. Do you want to do that one? Three, two, one.

Ed Sheeran? No, but that was a good round. That was a good round. Very good effort there. Who's that? I don't know. I don't know. I can't say it because Clint's here.

And I'm hungover. No, you're fine. You're fine, mate. Sorry, there's a tooth player out there. What's that? I don't know. See, I don't know. I'll see you, Daniel. See, I don't know. I can't say it because Clint's here. And I'm hungover. No, you're fine. You're fine, mate. Sorry, there's a cheese platter out there. Yeah, right. You've got into it, have you?

I was just having some of the cheese platter while I waited. How did Brie go? Yeah, good. You should be scared. I am scared. Yeah, good.

All right. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off for Clint. ACOM. Correct. Drake. Correct. One Republic Correct

Backstreet Boys Correct Queen Correct Ed Sheeran Correct Ariana Correct

Picking me up from the underpass I'm feeling so cool Oh Jonas Brothers Oh my god You only just won that by one point Oh, Jonas Brothers. Oh, my God. You only just won that by one point with that last song. That only just got played. Yes. Oh, Brie, I'm so gutted for you.

What was the score? What was that bloody song? Did we both get it wrong? So it was 8-7. I can feel your touch picking me up from the underground. Part-time lovers. Jonas underground. Part-time lovers. Jonas Blue. Part-time lovers.

No. Who the hell is that? We can be more than your part-time lovers. I can be more than your part-time lovers. Avicii. Yeah, she's got him. Oh, it's a tie. It's a tie.

Wait. Was it the... Oh, no, it wasn't the Avicii song we just played. It doesn't matter. Hey, Mark, congratulations. Lucky you didn't take that Hyundai double down, bro. You just won yourself some mobile fuel. It was so close, though, eh?

It was. It was close, Mark. That's the one second song challenge. There's big news that came out yesterday that the government has announced in schools from, I think, 2021, perhaps, it's going to be compulsory to teach New Zealand history, which is a huge turning point for our country

because up until now, it hasn't been compulsory. It's been optional and we're not... Not like Christian studies. Not like Christian studies. Not like Christian studies. Christian studies was like an optional. Oh, I went to a Catholic school, so it was compulsory. Oh, so it wasn't optional.

Yeah, at my school, Christian studies was compulsory and New Zealand history was optional. See, that's a bit weird, isn't it? You know how I got out of Christian studies? How? I would... Convince the teacher you were spawn of the devil?

No, I actually was really good at sport and I'd be like, oh, I need to go to the gym and do weight sessions. Oh, yeah? And then I'd just go down the back of the tuck shop and eat chocolate. The RE teacher's like, you're skipping a lot of RE classes and you don't seem to be getting any more ripped. In fact, the opposite seems to be happening. You seem to be getting bigger. Can. In fact, the opposite seems to be happening. You seem to be getting bigger.

Can I have a look at your workout plan? No, anyway, so New Zealand history is going to be taught in schools, which I honestly think is fantastic. I think you can't truly, as a country, move forward and learn about who you are if you don't know where you've come from. At my school, I took history, and it was up to the teacher whether you learned New Zealand history or Tudor England, aka the most irrelevant, mind-numbingly boring,

ancient English bull crap that you could possibly learn. Do I sound bitter? I'm a little bit bitter. Yeah, and to be honest, it's just the same in Australia. Like sometimes I was sitting there in class and I'm like, whenever am I going to have to use Pythagoras theorem in my everyday life? And that is exactly what I think we should talk about. If they're putting New Zealand history into schools, they're going to have to take

something out. School's already full. You can't put in a subject without losing a subject. So shall we this afternoon, shall we revitalise the curriculum? Shall we work out the subject that gets dropped so that New Zealand history can be taught in schools? Yeah. So you putting your hand up for Pythagoras? Is that what you're going with? Yeah, get rid of it. Because that's an element of maths. Like unless you're an engineer, or I don't even

know other jobs that would use that. Make that optional. But I've never in my everyday life went, wait a minute, I need to use Pythagoras theorem. I'm exactly the same with algebra. It's the same. In fact, now I don't actually know what algebra is. I just remember at school going, when am I ever going to use this?

When am I ever going to use this? Maybe that's why I've never used it because I never listened. Honestly, teach me how to do a tax return. Yes. That's what they should be teaching. Teach me how a mortgage works. Yes, teach me how to do a tax return. Yes. That's what they should be teaching. Teach me how a mortgage works. Yes, teach me how to vacuum properly. Teach me how vaccinations work.

Oh, there's a controversial one. Teach me how to fold a fitted sheet. Teach me how to dougie. 0800 dial ZM. You get to choose this afternoon. It can be any subject. Like we talked about maths. It can be absolutely anything.

If New Zealand history is going in, what's coming out? What are we getting rid of? What one did I hate? I guess it's just code for what did you hate the most. Physics. Oh, yeah, you don't like physics? I was so bad at it. Producer Ellie wanted PE banned, but we'll find out what yours is next.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The announcement has been made that New Zealand history is going to become compulsory in schools. About time. I think so as well. They're going to learn about things like the land wars, Māori land wars, Captain Cook arriving in New Zealand, that sort of stuff.

And I think also like New Zealand's participation in the world wars is going to be part of it as well. Great. Yeah. I'd actually find that super interesting if I was at school. You'll find it interesting because it's about places that you live. Exactly right. Like you can actually relate it to things.

Whereas Tudor England, which I was taught about, like I don't really recall a time where knowing about King Henry's eighth wife, like I don't know where that has really benefited me too much. And who cares? If we're putting a subject in though. To be honest, it's like when they taught Shakespeare. Oh, you didn't like Shakespeare? Oh, I don't care about some smelly old dude.

I was a drama nerd, so I kind of... You liked Shakespeare? I didn't say I liked it. Why can't they teach us, you know, like why couldn't we recreate Harry Potter or something? Well, maybe you can. Maybe you can add that as well. Make it relevant.

If you do that, then you have to remove something else as well. But if we're putting in New Zealand history, here's a great option to take something out. What are we removing from the curriculum, Shana? Hi, I reckon we should remove algebra and quadratic equations. Pardon me, what is that? I think quadratic equations are like a really long form of algebra-based equations.

But to be fair, my 16-year-old son came home with it as part of his homework. I took one look at it and went, yeah, buddy, I'm not going to be able to help you with that. This is punishing the parents as well. Why are you doing this to the people? I think any subject that requires you to use your FX82 calculator, your scientific calculator. Those calculators were dumb. And too many buttons. The only good thing they were worth

was writing boobs on the screen. Yeah, and using them as a ruler when you forgot your ruler. We thought we were so clever. Didn't we, Shana? Lucy, what subject do you think they should take out of school? Sports science, like biomechanics. Do they teach that at school?

Yeah, I'm taking it at the moment. Lucy, what fancy school do you go to? Ipsen Girls. That sounds quite good. I would have been quite interested in that. They also teach the stock market at that school. It's really boring.

It's really boring. What's your favourite subject, Lucy? Food technology. God, those sound so fancy. I think food technology is just cooking class. Yeah, but it's probably way better than the one I did. Oh, Lucy's like, no, it's not. What happens in food technology?

You learn about, like, sugar and the effects it has on, like, different kinds of food. And, yeah, or, like, the glucose and stuff like that. Honestly, at my school, they gave us a stick and told us to play around with it for 20 minutes. Do we sound like big dum-dums on the show this afternoon? Hey, Dave. Hey, mate, how are you? Good.

What are you getting rid of, Dave? In year nine, we had to take a language, and it was Japanese or French. Yeah. So I reckon they need to get rid of both the foreign languages and get that on. Well, I guess they could teach Maori before they taught those in New Zealand. Well, exactly. Exactly.

Yeah, that's a good point. Got any good French on you, Dave? You could bust out for us this afternoon. Nah, I don't. I actually took Japanese. Well, got any good Japanese you could do for us? Nah, I can't even remember how to say hello. Konnichiwa.

Oh, there you go. There you go. I learned that from the sushi train. And Paige, where you get the last say, if we're putting New Zealand history in, something's got to go. What's a subject you would take out of school if you could? I think we should take science out of compulsory classes

because I haven't used it at all in my life. I mean, we are facing an ecological crisis at the moment. No, but some of the sciences, we have so many different types. We should make it just important ones. Okay. Not all the stuff that we haven't used. Yeah, like where you get to burn stuff on a Bunsen burn. Oh, yeah, and you make hokey pokey in a beaker.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll stick to those. No, we didn't do that. Oh, you're missing out. We just mixed chemicals and put them on paper and, like, that's not fun. I haven't used that at all in my life. They're not allowed to play with fire anymore at schools because it's a hazard. I think we've done some good work this afternoon.

Did you hear what she said? We get chemicals and we put them on paper. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Let's give away some money. Bree and Clint's KFC Sushi Train. In a world first, KFC is partnering with Kupai Mayonnaise and is releasing a limited edition teriyaki double down. Yum.

It's going to be available from KFC's Nationwide from Tuesday the 17th of September. And to celebrate, we've got your chance to win cash every afternoon this week on the KFC sushi train. Pretty simple. You get on the train, it goes up in different money amounts and you just have to say stop before the train stops. You get that, Isabel?

Yes. All right. I want you to be brave but not greedy. I want you to be loud and decisive. Nah, be greedy, Isabel. Why not? Yeah, but remember, if you're too greedy and it crashes, then you won't win anything.

Okay. All right, here we go. Best of luck. $30. $75. $75. $100 $150

$210 $250 $300. Stop. Oh. Oh, well. It's okay. I'm so sorry. It's all right.

I'm so gutted for you. Double or nothing. We do have some KFC vouchers for you though Okay so you don't go away empty handed Okay awesome Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger

You know what You know what I love about Isabel What's that She just She had the courage She had to be in it to win it I said be I said be brave

But not too greedy And you went nah go for it Well I didn't know how much we had Okay You can also be in the draw To join Brie and I Brave but not too greedy. And you went, nah, go for it. Well, I didn't know how much we had. Okay, you can also be in the draw to join Bree and I at KFC in Fort Street in Auckland on the 16th of September. That's Monday. Yes.

We're going to be doing a sushi train dining experience in there. I am so keen for this. If you want to come with us, go to ZM online and register for that now. And we'll bring you along. It'll be a great day. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM online and register for that now. And we'll bring you along. It'll be a great day. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.

Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki.

Voted most punishing segment at the 2019 New Zealand Radio Awards. This is Friday Oki, where every Friday we take on a song. We get 15 minutes with a professional audio producer who does the best he can. He too today was severely hungover after last night's festivities. Can I just say that, yes, I was dealing with a lot today in the booth. Yeah, a lot of self-inflicted stuff. Yeah, I'm not saying it wasn't self-inflicted. I just said that I was.

Which is why it's fascinating to me that you chose such a hard song for us to take on. You chose one that is not in an octave that either of us can achieve. You've chosen from Tones and I the song Dance Monkey. Top of the charts at the moment. It's a big song. But when everyone hears it, they go, man, she's got a unique voice. You've got to bring your own flavour, mate.

Well, you're about to bring your own flavour to it. You're going first this week. We need you to listen to both, and then we want you to about to bring your own flavour to it. You're going first this week. We need you to listen to both and then we want you to decide who wins Friday Oki this week. Here's Brie with Tones and I. Oh no. They say, oh my god, I see the way you shine.

Take your hair, my dear, and place them both in mine You know you stop me dead while I am passing by And now I beg to see you dance just one more time Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every time And oh my, I, I, I, I like your style You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry Now I beg to see you dance just one more time

So they say, dance with me, dance with me, dance with me, oh I've never seen anybody do the things you do before They say, move for me, move for me, move for me. And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again. Pretty good. I'm not going to say too much this week. Because when that started, I genuinely thought it was me. I thought I'd played the wrong one.

I thought it was my one. Okay, well, that's Breeze. That was a genuine try. That was Breeze. This is also a genuine try. And this is the other contender. Don't vote until you've heard them both. Please, give us a fair go.

This is my tones and I. They say, oh my God, I see the way you shine. Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine. You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by. And now I beg to see you dance

just one more time. Oh, I see you, see you, see you every time. And on my eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, I like your style. You, you make me, make me, make me want to cry. And now I beg to see you dance just one more time. And they say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me. Uh-oh. I've never seen anybody do the things you do before.

And they say, more for me, more for me, more for me. Hey, hey, hey. And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again. Um, are you all right? No. I didn't want to do it. again. Are you alright? No. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do the song. I didn't want to

do, I just didn't want to do it. I actually thought mine was alright until we played it and then I was like, oh no, it's terrible. It's so bad. The scores for the week for the year, sorry, are nine games to seven in favour of Bree. What's so bad. The scores for the week, for the year, sorry, are nine games to seven in favour of Bree.

What's the result this week? You now get to decide. The phone lines are open on 0800 dial ZM. The text machine is on fire. And I'm not sure if that is a good thing. I'm so sorry. We'll be back with Supercells next. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Friday Oaky. Okay, we've asked you, New Zealand, who takes out Friday Oaky this week. We took on Tones and I, Dance Monkey. Turns out she's very talented. It was Brie's choice and hers sounded like this. Say, move for me, move for me, move for me. very talented. It was Brie's choice and hers sounded like this. And mine sounded like this. Oh, that's the worst bit of mine.

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again. I think that was the whole thing. You've intentionally chosen the worst bit of mine. And think that was the whole thing. You've intentionally chosen the worst bit of mine. We've got lots of texts ranging in feedback. Someone has said, my three-year-old told us to turn the radio off. Off, off, I don't like it.

Also some feedback coming in that Brie has a sound alike as well, bearing a striking resemblance to that creepy old man from Family Guy. You like popsicles? Yeah, I do. You sound a lot like it. And you need to come on down to the cellar.

I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Come on. Got my popsicles. Five vote decides who wins Fridayoke. Hi, Corey. Actually, we'll go to you last, Corey. Hi, Hunter. Hi.

Oh, hey, who wins Fridayoke this week, Hunter? Me. Oh, thanks, Hunter. You. Oh, hey, who wins Friday Oki this week, Hunter? Me. Oh, thanks, Hunter. You've made my Friday. Thanks, Hunter. Hi, Trudy. Hello. Trudy, what are you thinking?

Talk to us. Well, normally I think, like, Brie's amazing. Oh, no. I'd have to agree with Clint, though. I did actually think, Bree, that was Clint singing. Yeah. No, trust me. It was me.

And then I said to the kids, oh my God, that makes my singing sound amazing. Well, you're welcome. That's part of the idea. You know, mate, you feel good. Do I get your vote, Trudy? Yes, you do. Fantastic. Thank you very much. Have a great weekend. Sienna, hi. Hi, Sienna. Hi. What are very much. Have a great weekend. Sienna, hi. Hi, Sienna. Hi. What are you thinking? Who's your vote for?

Well, you were both okay, but I'm going to have to go with Brie. Thank you, Sienna. I need the votes this week, I think, and I appreciate that. 2-1. Paige is here. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, how are you doing? Why so angry?

People keep saying that my ones sound angry, and I don't mean to sound angry. It's because you yell. Maybe. And you reminded me from the guy from Scary Movie. Like, take my strong hand. Take my strong hand, child. Take my strong hand. Did I sound angry in a good way?

Like, do I get your vote, Sienna? Is that what you're saying? Oh, stop bloody begging for it. Well, actually, it's Paige. So, Clint, you almost. No, Paige, Paige, Paige, I need your vote to stay in the game. Oh, it comes back to bite you. Come on.

No, I'm sorry. I'm team Brie. Yes, Paige. Yes. Thanks a lot, Jessica. Let's team Brie. Yes, mate! Yes! Thanks a lot, Jessica. Let's go to Corey. Hi, Corey. It's largely irrelevant, but who's your vote for on Friday?

Okay. It's going to have to go with Brie, unfortunately. Oh, naff off, Corey. Corey, we've done it. We've done it again, Corey. Corey, have a real boring weekend, okay? Have a ripper, Corey. 4-1 again. What a legendipper, Corey. 4-1 again.

What a legend. I'm not 4-1 bad. Mate, both of us were 5-0 bad in that round, I tell you. That's fair. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. We need a good one for a Friday, mate. We need a really good one. We need some energy. We and Cleanse. Birthday banger. All right. We need a good one for a Friday, mate. We need a really good one. We come on. We need some energy. We need some vibes. We've got to get the people home for a Friday afternoon

to start their weekend off right. Matt's going to play first. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. No pressure, man, but you better have a good birthday banger in you. All right.

Or never call the show again. I'm just kidding, Matt. What's your birthday, Matt? 19th of November, 98. Okay, you were 16 in 2014 on the 19th of November. Back in 2014, this was number one. Tell me where the freaks at. Woo!

Yeah, get it! It's huge. It's a Friday James classic. It's a Friday James classic. That is an absolute bop, Matt. He's playing Friday Jams classic. It's a Friday Jams classic. That is an absolute bop, Matt. He's playing Friday Jams live as well. That's Savage and Timmy Trumpet Freaks. I do love that track.

Yeah. That's good. That's a good start. It's a good start. Lorraine. Hi, Lorraine. Hi, Lorraine. Hey, team.

How are we going? Good, thank you. How's your Friday Arvo going? Glad it's over. Fair enough. Fair enough. I love it. What's your birthday, Lorraine? Glad it's over. Fair enough. Fair enough. I love it. What's your birthday, Lorraine?

9th of October, 1987. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of October. And Lorraine, this is your birthday banger. No! Yes! That's dickle sack. Hey! Come on, Clint. It's not right now. I know you won't bring it. That's Dickle Sack. Hey! Come on, Clint.

It's not that bad. Come on. Stop being a hater. Lorraine, are you into it? Yeah. Of course. I'm Nickelback. Me too, Lorraine.

I say go for it. This is a bop. Yeah. Is this a safe enough place that we could admit to liking Nickelback? Yeah. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm a black sheep.

I'm running my own. It's 2019. Yes, 2019. It's about time we started accepting Nickelback for who they are. It's about time we started accepting Nickelback fans for who they are as well. CJ. Hey, CJ. CJ.

CJ. This is your father. CJ. CJ. This is your father. CJ. CJ. CJ, is this a butt dial? CJ's bum, are you there? CJ's, CJ's in a... Is he sleeping?

It's just, like, normally I would move on, but this is a really weird... Yeah, it's interesting. This is really weird. CJ, have you fallen asleep? Oh, my God. Guys, on, but this is a really weird one. Yeah, it's interesting. This is a really weird one. CJ, have you fallen asleep? Oh, my God. Guys, you know what this is? This is our first phone call we've had from someone in outer space. It's an alien.

I think they're asleep. CJ! Wake up! CJ! All right. Well, CJ, can we do it anyway? I've got their birthday. 23rd of September, 1972. So in 1988, on the 23rd of September, this topped the charts.

CJ, what do you think of that? Do you love it? Yeah, good chat, CJ. Good chat. What are we going to play? I feel like there's no swaying you off Nickelback. Yeah. Nickelback.

I will do it if... I do love that song by Timmy Trumpet and Savage, though. Yeah, no, it's good. It doesn't stand out, though. Nickelback needs to be played for a Friday. I can't believe I'm going to do this. Lorraine would want it. Lorraine.

Your birthday bangers on Lorraine. We did it Lorraine. Yes Lorraine. Here you go New Zealand, it's the Chad. Bree and Clint, Lorraine. Here you go, New Zealand. It's the will. Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now. I know you're wondering where. You're the only one who knows that. Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now.

I know you're wondering where. Well, I hope that since we're here anyway We could end up saying things we've always needed to say So we could end up staying Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel Let's rewrite it in David Fisk Instead of Hollywood horror

Nothing's wrong Just as long as you know That someday I will Someday, somehow Gonna make it alright But not right now I know you're wondering where You're the one one who knows that

Someday, somehow We're gonna make it alright, but not right now I know you're wondering where You're the only one who knows that How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? The traps and the tables Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel

Let's rewrite an ending that fits Instead of a Hollywood horror Nothing's wrong just as long as you know That someday I will Someday, somehow We're gonna make it alright But not right now I know you're wondering

Why everyone who knows that Someday, somehow We're gonna make it alright But not right now I know you're wondering Do not adjust your dial. You are listening to ZNM. That is Birthday Banger from Nickelback and Someday. Gosh, she's polarising on the text machine. She is. Yeah.

But that's why I love it. That's a mark of a truly interesting birthday banger, I think is what I'll say. Oh, yeah, this does things to me. That is a weird time of life, eh? They were absolutely massive. Oh, someone get me a Bundy rum. Bring it in.

Oh, JD and Coke. Oh, how could you not like it? Ha, ha, ha. Come on! Woo-hoo! I can see Bri at a barn dance. She's got daisy jerks and some cowgirl shorts on and one of those flannel shirt, but it's cropped and then it's tied here.

Yeah, and a mullet. Have you been to my hometown? She's smoking holiday menthols. That's a good weekend. ZDM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. I want to tell you about a story that I read, which I mean, it is a little bit gruesome, but it's also amazing as to what we can do in the medical world these days. And it's a story about this girl named Brittany who, she lives in Gippsland, which is in Australia.

And I know Gippsland really well. It's a really small country kind of region, not much around, and she's 17. Anyway, she's like an aspiring cricketer and she ended up fracturing her thumb playing cricket. Yeah. Anyway, so what they had to do, she had to have an operation on her thumb

and when they were giving her the operation, they had to put a tourniquet on her thumb, like around the base of her thumb. Oh, like a pressure bandage thing. Which is like a pressure, yeah, it's kind of like, picture a big rubber band that kind of goes around the base of your thumb and kind of cuts off the circulation. Yeah, it's what you put on to stop the bleeding.

Exactly right. So it cuts off the circulation and during the operation, they put this tourniquet on her thumb. Anyway, after the surgery, they put her thumb in plaster. So they plastered her thumb all up and then she got sent home and it was about five days later she knew something was wrong because she said to her mum, she's like, I've never felt pain like I'm feeling in my hand.

She's like, it's so horrific. Obviously, something's gone wrong with the operation. Yeah. Anyway, so they went back to the doctor and they were like, we need to remove the cast to see what's going on, you know. Anyway, so they removed the cast and this is so horrific and I feel so bad for this girl. The doctors hadn't taken off the tourniquet.

I knew it was going to be there. I knew it was going to be there. So her thumb did. It's been five days, did you say? So her thumb was very dark. Yeah. And it looked dead. Yeah.

And they ended up having to put her into emergency surgery. Yeah. Obviously. And before she went under, they said, look, you're probably going to lose your thumb. Anyway, so when she woke up, she'd lost her thumb. It was gone. It was gone.

They took it off. They had to. Yeah. Because it was then poisoning her because it was infected, right? Because it did, yeah. Anyway, so because of that, they had to then stitch her thumb, or the part that was still alive, which was a really small part because it was like just above the top, the first knuckle.

Yeah. And they had to stitch it into her groin. I've seen this. Yeah, and apparently it's because they hope to get the nerves and the arteries working again. Yeah, it puts the blood flow of the rest of your body. But they literally sew it inside your own body. Exactly.

I've seen them sew it in people's tummy area before as well. It's crazy what they can do. Anyway, so they did that, and then since then they have taken her big toe and they've stitched it back onto her hand. Wait, so she's got a big toe for a thumb? Yes. A couple of things. Does she not got a big toe for a thumb? Yes Couple of things

Does she not need the big toe? Well, yeah, ideally you'd want a big toe Especially as a cricketer Like it's quite important Although Martin Guptill's missing a few toes And he goes alright You can still get by But without a thumb

Imagine living without a thumb Yeah, but imagine having a toe for a thumb I'd rather a toe for a thumb than no thumb I tell you what, if you're a thumb sucker You'd stop pretty quickly Wouldn't you? No, but imagine having a toe for a thumb. I'd rather a toe for a thumb than no thumb. I tell you what, if you're a thumb sucker, you'd stop pretty quickly, wouldn't you? No, but you know what happens? When they put the toe on your hand, eventually it starts to change. Does it? Nah.

Well, not to the point where it looks exactly like it would have. I don't know about a cricket career, but I'm pretty sure hitchhiking days are done. Like, I ain't picking that up. I ain't picking that up. Come on, mate. Come on. Give us a ride. No? Oh, Toby. Bree and Clint.

The podcast. ZM. There is a birthday present that a mum has bought her 18-year-old son for his birthday that is copping quite a bit of flack on the internet Facebook mainly, she's posted to the Facebook group Kmart

Hacks, there's a whole lot of these Kmart groups, they have to add you into the group, you know that, they're private groups Kmart Mums I think is another one, Kmart Mums is a big one Kmart Mums New Zealand is another one too, and you can get kicked out too, like it's quite a rigorous process. Anyway, she shared on there what she's got her 18-year-old for his birthday.

It's a glass jar. I assume she got it from Kmart. Maybe that's why she's posted it on there. It's a glass jar with a ribbon on top. And inside is a variety of things. She's put in there some juicy fruit. Chewing gum? Yep, right.

Juicy fruit. She's put in some small bottles of Smirnoff, you know, the vodka that you'd get from a hotel minibar, that sort of thing. So nothing over the top. She's put in some condoms. Right. And she's also put in some money.

Okay. She's put that in the jar. Now, people are saying that it's rude to buy her son condoms for his 18th birthday. Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so either. I think that's quite a nice relationship to have with your mum if she can do that for you.

Yeah, if you've got that relationship. And I mean, you know what? Better safe than sorry. I mean, a little bit awkward for him. Yeah. Because if she's like, now I got you the smaller ones. Because I know. You've got to remember I've seen it, okay?

And don't be embarrassed. It's just important that they fit right. The other thing that people are picking on is the money that she's put in there. She's put some cash in there and she's rolled up the notes that she's put inside the jar. What do you mean rolled them up? Well, like she's rolled them into these thin little tubes and then stuck them in there. Why would she roll them up like that? Yeah, I don't really know.

I don't really know. And that's one of the things that people are picking on in this group too. They're saying that... Does he have a weird wallet where you have to... Yeah, maybe he's got a round wallet. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Or maybe because it's a round jar, maybe she just had to roll the... Yeah, I don't know. Why she'd be rolling them up?

Show me the picture. I can only show you the jar. She hasn't put up a picture of the... Oh. Yeah. Right, right, right. Other than that, I mean, yeah, I don't have a problem with it. I just mums of Kmart hacks seem to

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