ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 14th 2020

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where, disclaimer, you may hear some words in another language on the show today that you don't understand. You go, what the hell is going on? Well that's because it is Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori or Māori Language Week here in New Zealand and you're going, what the frick is that if you live on the other side of the world? Māori language is the indigenous language of New Zealand and this is the official week where we celebrate it here in New Zealand. So Bree and I are attempting to use a little bit more of it in the show this week. You're wearing a kakariki shirt.

Well done. Thank you. That's good. It's green. Kakariki means green. Kakariki. Yeah. Well done.

What else do I know? Know my haremai. Yeah, well done. What else do I know? Nau mai haere mai. Yeah, which means? Which means hello, good morning. No, it means welcome. Welcome. Yeah, welcome. Damn it, I was close.

Morning's easy. Morning is morena. There you go. What else do I know? Or atamarie. Atamarie, yeah. It means good morning. It means good morning.

Yeah. What else? Kiekaha. Atamariye, yeah. It means good morning. It means good morning. Yeah. What else? Kiyokaha. Means? Stay strong. Yes. What else? What else?

They all come back to me. Like if I sit and think. Now's the week to use them. I know quite a lot. Now's the week to give them a go and just go balls to the wall and just trot them out and do the best you can. I did quite a lot of work on my pronunciation when I was working on a TV show last year.

Yeah. Did a few sessions. When Bree was hosting Marai DIY. Where they show up to a local marai and just renovate the shit out of it. It absolutely, you know, the ratings skyrocketed. Move, move that bus. No, you would yell because you were on the show. You would yell, move that waka.

Move that waka. Move that waka. Yeah, just people loved it. It was a great show. It was a great show. You should tune in if you get the chance. People will actually look for that show. You know that.

People love a DIY. Marai DIY is a real show. While it made a great joke there, it's actually a real show. You know that. People love a DIY. Mud Eye DIY is a real show. Is it actually? While it made a great joke there, it's actually a real show on Mud Eye TV. Where they go out and they renovate mud eyes. Yeah, that's awesome. That's a cool idea, actually. Which, again, I understand we're speaking to a global audience.

People don't know what that is. A mud eye is like a meeting house. And it's like the central point of your tribe. Your tribe, where any one of your tribe can go. And Bree was in there with her tool belt on. No, that's the joke. No. I didn't do any work with tools.

Good day for me today. I survived a whole day without wearing that Wallabies jersey that I was meant to wear. No, well, look, we couldn't get the jersey for today because who's the guy, Producer Ben, that so kindly is donating a Wallabies jersey, a vintage one? I don't know his actual name.

Give him a shout out on the podcast. It's like a vintage sports Instagram called Living Room. Living Room. If you want to check out his vintage... Weirdly, he's had a Wallabies jersey up there for months and no one bought it. So he said that we can have it. That's not weird to me at all.

Anyway, so hopefully it will be here tomorrow which means there's going to be a few changes to the bet, Clint, which we will discuss with you tomorrow. Oh, yes, true. We need to have that. Well, I have rights as well. What was that? No, you don't have any rights. I have rights. No.

I have rights. No, you lose all the rights when you put a lovely jersey on in New Zealand as a Kiwi. I'd like you to remember that I didn't make you cook. I'd just like you to remember that. At the Mama Di lunch where Bree was cooking. This has nothing to do with me. I'm not making you do it. Mama Di and my dad, Big Steve, are to blame. Not me. Don't attack me. Oh'm not making you do it. Mama Di and my dad Big Steve are to blame. Not me.

Don't attack me. Oh, that winch. She listens to this. Who I love. What's her cardboard cutout doing? Oh my god, I've had so much fun with that thing. Did you take it to the beach on the weekend? No, it doesn't fit in the car. It's too big. It fit in my car. Did it? No, it doesn't fit in the car. It's too big.

It fit in my car. Did it? Yeah, but you've got a station wagon. It's true, very flashy. Station wagon life, baby. What year is your station wagon? No idea. How do I find that out?

It's on the windscreen, dipshit. Is it? Yeah, it is. What do you mean? How do you mean you don't know what year it is? Oh, on the Red Joe. My guess. Can we do age game for Producer Ben's car?

Yeah, that's good. You won't be able to see it on there. You know the little ticket? Yeah. Literally where it says what year your car is. 2004. 2004, lock it in. Dipshit.

Yeah, you dipstick, as my mum would say. Well, you're not going to know until tomorrow. Okay, 2004, lock it in. Nah. I'm going to go 98. It's a Subi, right? No, it's not that old. It's a Subi, right?

It's 2000. 2004, lock it in. Okay, let's do mine because I actually know what year my car is. Well, there... Yeah, okay. No, you guys are playing. 2010.

Bree bought her car brand new and she moved here in 2017 and when she came here she already had the car so it wouldn't be 2010 but she bought it i'm gonna say 2012 nah 2013 okay producer ben uh 2012 nope anastasia's already got that 2011 wait did you actually move it from australia yeah i've never heard of someone doing that. I'm pretty sure they had to fumigate it. In all honesty.

They did. It stunk for months. How much does it cost to move a car? It's not worth it. Regret it. Wish I never did it. I sent it to Bree. It was such a hassle.

What an idiot. I sent it to Bree when she was moving it. She's like, yeah, bring me my car. And I said, don't do it. We've got cars here that you can buy. She's like, no, I love my car. You literally could have bought the exact same car here in New Zealand. I didn't love it that much. I've got my year. I found out my year.

Oh, yeah. Okay. You've googled my rego or something. No, my year. Oh, wait. I'm going to do mine first. Mine's 2012, so Anastasia. Yes! Look how excited I am. I've never won that. Okay. Hang on. What did we all say? I said 2098, 2004.

2001. Damn it! Yes! Clint cheated. I didn't cheat. Let's do Clint's brand new Audi. Let's do Clint's brand new Audi. 2020!

I'm going to say 2020. Lock it in. That's cool. I win. It's not brand new. We all know it is brand new. Okay, fine. It was last year's demo model, so it's 2019.

It's 2021. I know the guy at Audi. He got me next year's one. Oh, shit. Wow. That is like the biggest leap. Let's do producer Anastasia's car. Oh, this is awkward. Okay, the bus she came to work on is 2012.

Yeah, about 2012. 2014. The automobile that I take to work is worth just under a million dollars. Yeah, it's a bus. Are they worth a million dollars? Apparently the double deckers are worth like 800k or something. Shut the front door. Yeah, I know, right? So who's laughing now with the expensive ride to work?

Us. Definitely us. Actually, a bit of a feature in today's podcast you guys talked about oh no yeah demios oh master demios that was my old car which may she rest in peace is now at the rickers what did you do well uh a lot of skids around countdown ponseby's car park A brony that works here Has a lot A lot of videos of us just Skidding around that car park

Was it a manual? It was a manual and I burnt the clutch three times Oh you were riding the clutch My respect for you is actually going up As a person And I didn't disrespect you to begin with No I've seen how you talk to me You're going up in my box

When someone can drive a manual It is like a definite Point on the board for them Can you produce a bit? Yes Of course you can Do you know how to know if your car is a manual? Yeah you check the gear stick

It's on the windscreen Yeah you check the gear stick It's on the windscreen Yeah you This doesn't make us sound very nice to each other You know why Anastasia drives a manual? Why? Because she grew up in a country family Yeah By the way the podcast dolphin is getting very close to playing us off

The what? The podcast dolphin is getting very close to playing us off. The what? The podcast often is getting very close to playing us off. Clint needs to go tend to his Audi. No, it's just we're getting so niche in the conversation. What are we niche? Demios are bloody, bloody common. You know, we don't have Demios back in Australia.

You will. They'll be called something else. What do they look like again? Have you ever seen a shit box? Fucking hell. Chill out. They'll be listening, you know. Ross Boss has got a Demio.

Okay, hold on. Let me see what it is for our Aussie podcast listeners. Oh, a Mazda 2. Oh, right. Mazda 2, yeah. Yeah. Right. What's that?

The smallest Mazda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you go to the Mazda 3 and then so on. Yeah. They number it. Yeah, it, yeah. And then you go to the Mazda 3 and then so on. They number it. Yeah, it makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah, no, that does make sense. You just number it by size. Yeah, you know what's interesting?

My car, because I shipped it over, the model that I had. Is it a Holden? I wish it was a Holden. I love Holden. No, it's a Mitsubishi. Doesn't exist here. Oh, he's coming. Quick look finish, what are you saying? Yeah, it doesn't exist here. Oh, he's coming. Quick look, finish what you say.

Yeah, it doesn't exist here. He's almost here. Why do you always have to wrap me up? All right, plans off, Dolphin. Love you. No, wait. Wait, wait. Love you.

Wait, actually, remember we were meant to talk about that thing that you and I wanted to talk about, who would be the top and who would be the bottom. All right, see you guys. Have a great night. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. G'day, everybody. No, my. Howdy, my.

And welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. G'day, everyone. Hope, my. Howdy, my. And welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. G'day, everyone. Hope you had a good weekend. I know I did. Yeah. I went to the Coromandel for the weekend, Clint. Dehar Hay.

Beautiful spot. And I woke up on Saturday morning to the sound of dogs. And I was like, what is that? And I've looked out the window. No BS. Ten dogs staying next door. I saw this on your Instagram story. It was like, what is that? And I've looked out the window, no BS, 10 dogs staying next door. I saw this on your Instagram story. It was like Christmas.

Did you leave some sausages on the deck or something? No. So the next door neighbours, there was like four people staying there and they'd all brought their agility dogs. Agility dogs? They were so cool. So they were all border collies and they were all agility dogs and they were like a pack of dogs.

What's an agility dog? So they're dogs that do agility competitions. That's a thing? Yeah. It's awesome. Agility dogs? Yeah. So they're like the ninja warriors of dogs?

Yeah, that's exactly what they are. You should get one of those. I should, eh? Forget about that little scruffy little thing you're thinking about getting. Oh, but they're so cute. Yeah, but can't do anything. They're great Border Collies. Can't do anything. Oh my God but they're so cute. Yeah, but can't do anything. Can't do anything. Oh, my God, they're so cute.

Oh, you should get a sheepdog. Do you know how fit you'd be if you got a sheepdog? Yeah. Yeah. Because they have so much energy. Yeah, I know. You'd be like, yeah, all right, we'll find you a sheepdog. It's a good option.

Okay, good deal. Bree and Clint. Before then, I want you to imagine this. You're just living your best life, filming a TikTok in your room. Is that living your best life? Yeah, it's living your best life. You're out in your room. Is that living your best life? Yeah, it's living your best life. You're out there, you're trying to get the likes. Just checking.

You're trying to get on the FYP, the for you page. Just living life to the full. Living life to the full. You're in your room. The FYP page. You're doing a singing TikTok. You're trying to show off your vocal cords. And then out of nowhere, your mum comes crashing through the ceiling into your bedroom.

Whoa. My mum is huge. Not quite that dramatic. Out of nowhere, your mum comes crashing through the ceiling into your bedroom. Whoa! My mum is huge! Not quite that dramatic. But that's exactly what's happened to Liz... Liz... Liz San Milan in America over the weekend, okay? Forget her name, it's not important. Have a listen to the TikTok and you'll be able to pinpoint the moment mum enters the room

by coming through the ceiling. Oh my God. Oh my God, mum. Knock. You have to knock. Are those my pants you borrowed? Her mum was in the attic and she stood on the wrong bit and she's gone crashing through the ceiling

and the pink bats have come out of the roof and everything. You just see one leg hanging into the room and she's like, oh my god mum! It's such comedy when someone falls through a roof for some reason. When they don't get hurt. I've been watching this TikTok all weekend and I can't So you're living your life to the full as well?

I'm living my best life, but I can't quite put my finger on why it seems so familiar. There's something about it that I can't quite put my finger on and then it hit me. Oh, here we go. And then it hit me. You've dubbed some of me. I've heard this before.

Oh, here we go. I've heard this exact sound before. It's exactly the same as the time we gave away the secret sound and you made that noise. It actually fits better than the original. So do we have to get Liz San Milan's version and do a remix of her as well? No. I still haven't seen any of the royalties

for that remix, Producer Ben. Thank you very much. Because there aren't any. Dean's got details on the coolest new Airbnb that you can rent. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys.

It doesn't get any better than this. This is like, oh, my God, the coolest listing ever on Airbnb International. You can rent the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's mansion, the actual house in Bel-Air in LA that they shot. I know obviously the interior is totally different. They just use the outside, right? But you can still rent it. You and your mates. Now, they're only doing it for five nights and of course, you know, it's going to cost

you only $30 a head. What? That's what they're charging you. I know. How come? $30 a head is what they're charging you. Well, it's a big publicity thing. It's a big Airbnb publicity thing because, you know, obviously Airbnb was really hit by the, you know, COVID lockdowns because, you know, people weren't travelling, right?

So this is what they're doing to kind of get everyone back in the swing of things. And you know what? $30 for a night in Bel Air. That's a pretty good deal, guys. That is a bargain. They've got to do more of these. You've got to get the Friends apartment in New York City. Yeah, what one would you want to stay in?

Out of those two. I'd want to stay in Carrie Bradshaw's apartment in New York. I would want to stay in the outrageous Fortune House in West Auckland. I think you can. Oh, really? I think it is on Airbnb. Is it? I saw it, yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm keen for that. Yeah, right. Love it. That's awesome because the French Prince, Fresh Prince of Balear reunion is on the way. Oh, he's so fresh. You stay in my house in Bel-Air.

They filmed the reunion episode last week because they got the castle back together. So good. He's a fresh prince. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new tortilla pocket. We'll see you later, Dean!

There's a bit of backstory to this next game we're about to play, but all you need to know is that in the last two or three weeks, both shows, our show, The Bree and Clint Show, and Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, have spoken to Miley Cyrus. Yep. We get the big names on both these shows.

The big names. The only difference is they spoke to the real one, the actual Miley Cyrus, and we stitched up our new producer, Anastasia, with my friend from Australia playing Miley Cyrus. And she fell for it hook,, Line and Sinker as well. She did. She fell for it, Hook, Line and Sinker. She believed it was the real Miley.

And it was on Friday, Clint, because I saw Fletch, Morgan and Megan did their real interview. I listened to the interview and I thought, God, our fake Miley, pretty damn close. Yeah, it backs up how good it really was. Pretty close. No wonder producer Anastasia fell for it. So I thought this afternoon we could play real Miley versus fake Miley.

Hi, Charlie. Hello. You know your Miley Cyrus? Oh, yep. That's it. Confidence, Charlie. Yeah, coming strong. Pretty simple game for you this afternoon, Charlie.

We've taken audio from Fletch Vordermegan's real interview with the actual Miley Cyrus, and we've taken audio from our fake Miley Cyrus interview, okay? Okay. All you have to do is tell us whether it's the real Miley or the fake Miley. Okay. All right, perfect.

You get four of these correct. You take the mobile fuel. Here's your first one. I'm just happy that I'm able to continue working, you know, especially over here in the States. All right, is that real or fake, Miley? I'm going to say it's the real Miley. Yeah, congratulations.

That is the real Miley Cyrus. You've got one on the board. Here comes the second one. It's been really beautiful about streaming and, you know, in a physical world, making physical records. All right, Charlie. Fake. No, that was a real Miley Cyrus again.

That was the real one again. Okay, so you're one from two. Yeah. Here comes number three. I wanted to do something my own from the era that I love. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. That's right.

Yeah, well done. You're two from three. Here comes number four. I'm just feeling grateful that I've been able to put out some new music right now. Real. You're going well.

Yeah, good. You're going very well. Three from four so far. Here we go. So Midnight Sky. I like introducing my fans to music they don't know. Psych.

That's right. You're smashing this. You've got the mobile field. Do you want to do the last couple? Oh, why not? Yeah, okay. Come on, all right. What's this?

A song I'm playing with a gender role. It just felt honest. Real or fake? Psych. You've got it. Okay, one more. One more. One more.

I'm not going to say anything, but I'm literally on set finishing the reboot. Fake. Okay, maybe we... Maybe our one's not as good as we thought it was. Maybe it's not very good. Maybe we just were convinced. Hey, I was about to call you Miley.

Charlie, we've got some free mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. God, thank you. No worries. God. Are we deaf? I'll do to call you Miley. Charlie, we've got some free mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. God, thank you. No worries. Are we deaf? I'll do one on you. What's this one? I'm just happy that I'm able to continue working,

you know, especially over here in the States. Yes. That's real. Maybe it's quite obvious, yeah. Brie and Clint. A lovely story out of Georgia this afternoon where a group of 19 black families have decided to pool their money together and buy quite a big piece of land where they hope to provide a thriving safe

haven for people of colour. Right. Really lovely. I was like, oh, I wonder how much land they bought. Turns out they bought about 97 acres, But it's in quite a populated area So it's quite a lot of land So like a city within a city Kind of And they're planning on making it like a little safe haven city And calling it I think the Freedom Georgia Initiative Which is quite cool

I wonder if you can set up your own laws I don't know about that I don't know how it works It's like the wild west How much land do you need to have before you can go, this is my own city? Well, it made me think. How much of Christchurch would you have to buy to go, we're changing

the name. It's now called Auckland 2. Well, that's a crappy name. Couldn't have come up with something else? Well, no, you know, just to piss people off. Yeah, well, that it would do, I believe. It made me think about, because I am from the country, my parents still live in the country,

grew up in the country my whole life, and people I know, you would be shocked at how much land they own. Yeah, right. Like, it's crazy. Even my parents, I mean, they own a little bit, but not compared to some of these sheep and cattle farmers that my dad's friends with. How much land have your parents got?

Well, they sold the apple farm, which my dad still works on, and they bought another piece of land. So I think the apple farm, correct me if I'm wrong, my mum will correct me, used to be about 300 acres. Whoa. And then the new piece of land they bought is about 400 to 500 acres. You know, the only measurement I have for this is that a good house sits on a quarter acre.

Like an old school house, a full section sits on a quarter acre. Right, so that's a good measurement. So if you've got four hundred acres, you've got sixteen hundred times that. Jeez, that's a lot. Does that math work out? You can fit sixteen hundred quarter quarter acres into 400 acres? Is that right? You know what's crazy?

Let's go with yes. My parents' property is worth nowhere near as much as one crappy house in Auckland. Yeah, right. And there's no good cafes around. No. Well, there's nothing around. Not a single one of those acres has a really good coconut milk flat white on it. It's a dirt road to my parents' house.

Like people are shocked when they come to my parents' house and they're like, oh, no, you're actually from the country. Oh, you're country country. I'm like, yeah, I didn't wear shoes until I was six and had to go to school. Like I said to my mum one time, I was like, why would you never put shoes on us? She goes, you didn't need them. Yeah. You just go out.

Get out there and kick some shit. That's exactly what she would say. But it made me interested in people that listen to this show, like how much land, because my dad had friends who would own cattle farms that would be a thousand

acres. Like big. I feel like that's real, you're talking Australian numbers here. I don't think we have that much land in New Zealand to have. No, you'd be surprised I think. I don't think we have that much land in New Zealand to have. No, you'd be surprised, I think. I mean, I'm willing to be surprised, but unless Shania Twain calls with her high country station, I don't know that we're going to get anything comparative to that whatsoever.

I'm talking about people in Morrinsville. I'm talking about people in Greymouth. I'm talking about people from the country, just soul of the earth. Greymouth's on the coast. Yeah, well, you're doing well if you've got land in Grey Mouth then, aren't you? What's smack bang right in the middle? Taupo.

People from Taupo. That's a lake. Yeah, well, you know. Do people own the lake? No. People could own a lot of land in Taupo. You don't know. You're not from Taupo.

Some underwater cows. Maybe. You don't know. You're not from Taupo. Some underwater cows. Maybe. You don't know. Yeah, right. Okay, I'm keen to know. 0800 dial ZM. I've come up with a little thing that we call this. How much land have you got there in hectares?

Pretty simple. How much land have you got there in hectares? This is the single biggest flex we've ever done on the show. Or acres. We'll take either or and then we'll do the math. 0800 dial ZM. How much land have you got? Yep. Or you can text us on 9696. We're asking a pretty simple question this afternoon. It's this. How much land have you got there? Probably one hectare.

Or hectares or acres, whatever you like. This is probably one more for the country people because, I mean, let's be real, in big cities, you're not going to own more than probably 600 square metres. So we know how much. Or nothing if you live in an apartment. Or nothing if you're renting. But we've asked you this afternoon,

how much land have you got there? First person to call through is Aaron. G'day, Aaron. Hello, Aaron. How you getting on? Oh, you're a coachy person. I can tell straight away. Give it to me straight.

How much land have you got there? Me and my brother are looking after 3,500 hectares. Which is about how many acres, producer Ben? Oh, just over 9,000. Jeez. Look, see, this doesn't make any sense to me. And I'm looking for some kind of tangible measurement to figure out

what you guys are talking about. Yeah. And I've googled how big is a rugby field in acres? Okay. And one rugby field

is equal to 1.3 acres. So you've got about 8,000 rugby fields. Jeez. Yeah. Well over. No, she's not small.

You must have a big lawnmower. Yeah. You have a slasher on not small. You must have a big lawnmower. Yeah. You have a slasher on the back of the tractor, right, Aaron? That's right. Yeah, I thought so. What are you farming on that much land? Sheep, cattle, beefies, cows and calves.

Oh, interesting, eh? Thanks, Aaron. We appreciate your call. Is it? Tim. Hey, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hey, guys. How are you? Question for you. We appreciate your call. Is it? Tim. Hey, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hey, guys.

How are you? Question for you. How much land have you got there? Not me, but my godparents, they own 16,000 acres. You're joking. Gisborne. Right. What are they doing with all that land?

Because it seems like too much to me. And have they considered putting, like, a casino, spa, resort, and theme park on there? It's a beef and cattle farm. How many people are working on that farm Tim? I haven't been down there in a few years but I think about 10 12. Is that it?

Because people love water slides and also Gisborne summers, amazing. Have you considered doing Wet n' Wild New Zealand? It's five minutes down from the Rockslide from Gizzy. Really? Yeah, perfect. No, you don't have a niche market then.

Well, you do. We've already got the Rockslide up the road. No, that's too natural. You need to get one of the... It's too natural. Matt's here. Hey, Matt. G'day, Matt.

G'day. How much land have you got there, Matt? It's not me, but it's my brother-in-law. He's on a farm down in inland Kaukura, and I think, don't quote me on it, but I think it's about 35,000 acres. Oh, my God.

35,000 acres. What are they doing there, Matt? Oh, a lot of it's scrub, so they've got a lot of manuka in there for a lot of honey, and they've got a lot of manuka in there. There's a lot of honey, and they've got a lot of cattle, and the old merino sheep too. God, so they're doing a bit of everything. It's too much land.

Tell them to carve that up, set it aside until you can get like 350 wonderful lifestyle blocks on there, get some city people out there. No, I think keep it and just call it whatever you want to call it and start like a new country. Yeah, right. Yeah. Go rogue.

Yeah, just go rogue. So, Winston Peters, you always wanted to be Prime Minister. Come be Prime Minister of this land out here. There you go. You got enough land porn in you? Yeah. That's good for you. I feel like I've got my fix.

Yeah? That was one for the country people. I love this stuff. Brian Clint. So, you got a credit card? I've never had a credit card.. So you've got a credit card? I've never had a credit card. No, you're not a credit card person, eh? I don't think I trust myself with the credit card.

Is that what it is? No, I was brought up in a family that was taught you don't spend money unless you have it. Yeah. Like if it's something that you don't absolutely need. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't use Afterpay then?

No. Right, okay. No, I've never used it. Yeah, that's interesting. don't use Afterpay then? No. Right, okay. No, I've never used it. Yeah, that's interesting. There's data that's come out that reveals what the average New Zealander has as a credit card balance. Because the thing with a credit card, you can have 500 bucks on there. You go, oh, it's just for an emergency.

I won't use it. And even if I do use it, I'll only spend $500. But I kind of, like, I do understand it because, I mean, I don't have kids. No. You know, so there is people in situations where you do actually need to use it. For some people, it's a necessity. It is a necessity, yeah. But at the same time, it's a trap because as soon as you spend on it and if you can't

pay it back, you're in trouble. Man, the interest on those things is brutal. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah. What do you think the average New Zealanders credit card limit is? I mean, I don't have much experience with credit cards, but I'm going to say two and a half. Okay.

The average credit card limit, and this is just the average, by the way, it's not the highest, for New Zealanders has been revealed by Westpac Bank. And the average limit is $8,500. Which, if you don't trust yourself, imagine if you had $8,500 in your wallet that you could just go and spend whenever you wanted. I couldn't, because the anxiety would kill me to spend that money.

That doesn't mean that the average New Zealander owes $8,500. It means that that's what's available to them. They don't necessarily have $8,500 on their credit card. The average Kiwi owes $2,000 to their credit card. So I was about right. Yeah, I guess you're right. I think I was thinking more like what's the average amount people owe?

60% of people pay their credit card off in full every month. So they never pay any interest. So you spend your $2,000 and you go, okay, that's what I'm going to spend on groceries and fuel and a bit of shopping and going out and whatever. That's my monthly budget and then I'll pay it all off at the end of the month. Because there's people like Big A Gorgeous Al.

He has a credit card because he just gets a thrill out of getting the points. Yeah. Like he just wants to spend the money on the card and then pay it back and get the points. You do that too. Yeah, I like it when the card's black. I'm like, ooh, yeah, now I feel real important.

I feel fancy. And they just make them black to make you feel important too. It's real when the card's black. I'm like, oh, yeah, now I feel real important. I feel fancy. And they just make them black to make you feel important too. It's real interesting once you've had a credit card for a bit too because all of a sudden, say you've had it for a year and say you had a $1,000 limit, whatever you want, you get a letter from the bank and they're like, congratulations, you qualify for a higher credit card limit. Whoa!

And I go, oh, my God, do I? How did I do that? Because you spent more. Maybe that's what it is. You know what's interesting? The only memory I have as a kid of credit cards is my mum would pull out this particular credit card and I remember it because it was red. Yes.

My mum's listening right now. She's going to be like, shut up. The red card. She'd pull out this red card and one of the corners was like shaved down. Okay. So it was like fancy. Yeah. So it was like this bright red card and every time she pulled out that card,

I knew that she was hiding money like for Christmas spending from Dad. Oh, he didn't have access to that one. Yeah, and she would look at me and she'd go, don't tell your father. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you fucking kidding me. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened.

Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is a game where you call up and tell us a great story with everything but the ending. You leave us on a cliffhanger, and then people are going to try and guess the correct ending to your story. That's right.

We're going to throw a spanner in the works though because Clint and I are going to write different endings to the story and you just have to pick out the real ending. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi. When you're ready, tell us your story but leave us on a cliffhanger. Okay. So during lockdown, I was going for a walk down to the beach and I decided to take a different route than usual and as I came up over the hill, I was going for a walk down to the beach and I decided to take a different route than usual. And as I came up over the hill, I saw something shining. Okay, here are the three potential endings.

One is correct. The other two have been written in secret by Bree and myself. Ending number one. It was a mermaid. I swear to God, it was a mermaid. My phone was flat, so I didn't even get a photo. And to this day, no one believes me, but it was a mermaid. I swear to God, it was a mermaid. My phone was flat, so I didn't even get a photo. And to this day, no one believes me, but it was a mermaid. Well, that seems believable.

Okay, ending number one, mermaids. Ending number two, it turns out it was two people indoor gardening in that light or shining object, and the distance was someone's bum. Okay, ending number two, indoor gardeners. Ending number three, as I moved towards that shiny item, it wasn't what I thought it was at all, but a man wearing silver-coloured Speedos. There he was, his package, shining bright like a diamond.

Okay, ending number three, shiny package. One of those is the correct ending. Rebecca, which one is it, one, two, or three? Hello. Now, I was saying to my guest that I was either thinking of B or C, but my gut saying C. C. As I moved towards the shiny item, it wasn't what

I thought it was. It was coloured Speedos. Sarah, tell us the real ending to your cliffhanger. It was a couple of teenagers doing some gardening. Yay! It was a different road indeed that day down the beach.

Wow. And the shiny thing, was it the boy's bum? Was that the bit that was shining? No, the girl's bum. Oh, the girl's bum. My bum is so white. Oh, wow. Her bum was up in the air.

They were really in. Okay, all right. We don't need to talk about it. We all know. What a shame it wasn in the air. They were really in the air. Okay, all right. We don't need to talk about it. We all know. What a shame it wasn't the mermaid. Yeah, that is a shame. I thought the way I wrote that, I mean, whoever wrote that, it was so believable.

That was watertight, that one. Sarah, you've just won free mobile fuel. Congratulations. Woo-hoo. Nice work, Sarah. You did great. Oh, good. We'll get that out to you soon.

That's cliffhangers. You did great. Oh, good. We'll get that out to you soon. That's Cliffhangers. Alright, so look, we've all talked about this for the last 12 months or so, the name Karen. Oh, yeah. I've got some details on it with this article saying that the name Karen has become the least popular it has ever been in the last 90 years. Karens have literally ruined the name Karen. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought, you know, we should do some research into, you know, the Karens living in New Zealand. Yes. And you said. I've got an Auntie Karen. Perfect. So we've got a close relative of the show named Karen.

Yes. I thought what we could do, I could call her as someone from the death marriages department. Okay. Deaths, births, deaths and marriages. Yeah, that one. Hello, Karen speaking. Hi, is that Karen Tracy?

Yes. Hi, Karen. My name's Alexis. I'm from the internal affairs department at births, deaths and marriages. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's great. Karen, look, it's a bit of a weird one this afternoon.

I was wondering if you could answer a few simple questions for me today about the name Karen. Yeah. Great. We're actually looking into whether or not New Zealand as a country may be banning the name Karen and new mothers and parents actually taking that name from the list. Okay, why? Well, we've seen quite a bad trend in the last couple of years, but I thought, you know, we need to call the Karens

and get a bit of information on all the different Karens and see if this information is actually real. Go on. If you've got a few short minutes, I've only got a few questions here. Question number one, do you like having the name Karen? I don't mind it at all. Okay, perfect. Question number two, Karen, have you received any negative feedback about your name,

especially in the last couple of years? Personally, no, but the name, yes, through media, yeah. Okay, so you have seen the stories. Which brings me to my next question. Karen, what type of haircut do you have? I don't at the moment. Oh, you don't have one? I haven't been for about nine months. Okay.

So it's long. Long? Is it shorter generally on one side? No. Okay, great. It's just a normal long hairdo, yeah. Perfect. Great.

Question number four. In the past, how many times would you say you've wanted to speak to managers or you know people in a position of power never so never wanted to speak to the manager that's great i'll just take that off and my last question for you karen uh this afternoon as someone with the name karen do you feel like it should be banned no hold on one second karen i actually just have my manager here even though you don't like to Karen, do you feel like it should be banned? No. Hold on one second, Karen. I actually just have my manager here.

Even though you don't like to speak to the manager, he just wants to have a little word to you. Sure. Hi, Karen. It's Clint Roberts here from Birth, Sex and Marriages. I understand you've been speaking with my colleague Alexis about your wonderful name. And I said to her before this call it is a wonderful name. You've been incredibly

helpful. I'll add that to my data Karen and it'll go towards not banning the name Karen. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Just for the record if my wife Lucy, again if you haven't heard of us, you've never met us before

if we were looking to have another baby and we had a girl, you'd recommend the name Karen? Oh, totally. Without a doubt. Fantastic. I'm naming my firstborn Karen after you. Excellent. Or Carolina.

Carolina's lovely. Yeah, no, I like that. Why not? Thank you for your time, Kazza. You've been incredibly helpful. Appreciate it. All right. Later.

Bye. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. your time, Kazza. You've been incredibly helpful. to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee Lee Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous it's not for everyone I don't

think would be Ellen's cup of tea but you I reckon love it gone by lunchtime grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. We mentioned it before one of the hottest men in the world is not Australian but has decided to move to Australia. Well, there is, you know, Chris Hemsworth's up there with him. Yeah. And he also lives in Byron Bay. Yeah. Is this guy hotter than Chris Hemsworth?

I mean, Chris Hemsworth does it more for me. He's like a little Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, pocket size. And there's horses for courses. Everybody's into different things. I mean, still very attractive man, but he's also been seen to be living in Byron Bay recently. Yes.

And not only that, Clint, apparently rumoured to be dating an Aussie lass. The man we are talking about is Hollywood superstar Rob Schneider. Crazy. Juice Bigelow Male Gigolo

I know Byron Bay Gigolo No no no no The man we're talking about is Of course Zac Efron Everyone's heard it We've all read the stories We've got excited

I tried to plan my trip Home to Byron Bay Turns out Still can't go home Can't get in the country But I mean What a place to be locked down in. Pretty good spot. He's really nailed it,

getting stuck in Byron Bay. It's beautiful there. It is such a good spot and it's so interesting to see how many celebrities are actually moving to Byron Bay now. Some of the people there are a bit annoying. Like, some are a bit full on, eh? Like old Pete from My Kitchen Rules. Yeah, so you don't want

him there apparently. He's moving there too. He's moving there too. I know. Nicole, so you don't want him there apparently. He's moving there too. He's moving there too. I know. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have a house there. It's very vegan, vegan green smoothie in parts of Byron Bay. Bongo drums, auras, chakras. Crystals.

You know, that stuff, which is quite good, you know, to go. And Zac Efron's loving it. And he's also loving said Aussie lass who he met at a cafe. Another Vanessa. He's got another girlfriend called Vanessa. Is it another Vanessa? Vanessa Valadares. She sounds so hot, doesn't she?

She is. She's a 25-year-old aspiring model slash waitress. Right. That's not an aspiring waitress. I was going to say, I thought she was already a waitress. She's achieved the waitress part. She's aspiring model. She's aspiring the model. Yeah. She's aspiring model. But she's aspiring the model bit. Yeah.

How old is Zac Efron? Oh, good question. Quick age game with Zac Efron. I'm going to say he's 31. Ben, can you look it up? Zac Efron, you're going to say 31. Lock it in, 31. Oh, I think you've nailed it with 31.

I'll go just below you and I'll lock in for Zac Efron, 30. Okay. Say he's 30. Ben, how old is Zac Efron? 32. Is he? God damn it! Anyway, he's taken on an Australian girlfriend

and with someone who has a work Australian girlfriend. Big ask. Excuse you! It's just I hope he knows what he's getting into. I wanted to... I love you as a person, but jeez. You're a... I'm a what? I've got a bit on. I'm a what? You but jeez. You're a... I'm a what?

I've got a bit on. I'm a what? You're a handful. You're a proud Queenslander. I've got a good handful, thank you very much. Yeah. I wanted to ask a bit of an interesting question this afternoon. Yeah.

I don't know what we're going to get. Yes. Because as an Aussie living in New Zealand, there is a rivalry. Yeah. I don't know what we're going to get. Yes. Because as an Aussie living in New Zealand, there is a rivalry. Yeah. And sometimes, look, I'm not going to lie, I do cop a bit of flack. And I can take banter and that's all good and fun. But I wanted to ask the Kiwis listening, are you dating an Aussie? Yes.

And are you willing to call up and actually say, yeah, they're alright. They're not too bad. Oh, the biggest compliment any New Zealander has ever paid an Australian. You're alright. You're alright. They're alright. They go alright. Well, I'll say it about you. You're alright. Gee, thanks. Oh, it didn't quite feel

right. It didn't quite feel... I'm better than alright. Go and say that I'm great. Oh, you're great while you're here in New Zealand. Oh, $800. I'd be really interested if you're going to call up and you're dating an Australian and you won't say that they're all right. You're like, yeah, I'm dating an Australian and it sucks. Yeah, but we're used to that.

Like that's what we always get. Yeah. Is there anyone willing to call up and admit I'm dating an Aussie? Yeah. And yeah, they're all right. They're all right. Okay, we'll see what we get. I've got to admit, the phone lines aren't blowing up just yet.

There's no one calling. This isn't good. Bree and Clint. Hollywood heartthrob Zac Efron said to be living in Byron Bay in Australia. But not only that, apparently he's now dating an Aussie lass. Yeah. So we're asking you this afternoon this. Who's the Aussie that you're loving?

Bloke or a she-lo? Is this the second time you've used that same song today? Nah. It's a brand new opener. Yours, they're getting worse. We're asking you this afternoon, like me, who's in like an arranged marriage currently with an Australian. We're forced to be together.

Are you with one? And are you willing to finally admit, they're alright. I want to know because being an Aussie living in New Zealand, I cop it from a lot of Kiwis all the time. Yeah. Your accent's terrible, I hate Australians, you know, the banter. Sometimes it's banter, sometimes it's real.

But I want to hear from some Kiwis who are actually dating one of us. Are you willing to admit that we go all right? Hi, Elise. Hi. Now, are you dating an Australian? I'm engaged to one, and they're a Victorian of all Australians. I love that Elise is like, oh, and they're from Victoria. Now, was it hard to tell your parents that you were dating an Australian?

I think they saw it coming because we met on Contiki, so they were like, oh, yeah. Yeah, right, right. They had a feeling today, Elise. Honestly, that's a trap. Contikis are a trap for meeting Australians. The ratios are way off. So are you willing to admit it?

Are you willing to come on here, Elise, as a New Zealander and admit that the Australian you were dating, yeah, they were all right? I mean, he has some quirks, and Australia is the best country in the world, but he's all right. See you, Reese. There we go. We've got one. Okay, we'll take that.

Thank you, Elise. Who's the Aussie that you love, Vin? Tell us, Kate. A bloke or a sheila? Hello. Hello. Is it a bloke or a sheila? Bloke.

Bloke. Bloke. What's his name? Is it Robbo, Tomo, Jono, Davo? No, his name's Jordan. Jordan? Jordo. Yeah.

Jordan. Right, and how long have you been dating? We've been together for five years. Right. Okay, so you don't mind him, you've kept him around for five years. Yeah, so I was in Australia living with him and that's where I met him. Okay, right, whereabouts is he from? He is from Queensland.

Oh, bloody best date ever. Am I right, Kate? Oh, yes. Definitely. Out of the both. Kate, what's the hardest bit about dating an Australian? Oh, his accent. Hey.

Definitely the accent. I'm so sorry, Bree, but it gets me. Hey, Van Ingram, bloody oath, what are you talking about, mate? It's true. He speaks exactly like that. It cracks me up. Sounds like a bloody ripping bloke. Queenslanders barely have an accent.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Nah, ours is real subtle. Our last person may not be quite willing to admit it completely because they want to remain anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. How are we? How are we?

Anonymous. I'm good, thank you. Tell us. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How are we? How are we? Anonymous. I'm good, thank you. Tell us. Yes, Anonymous today. Are you? You're willing to admit that you're dating an Australian? You're hiding. Yeah, I date an Australian.

She's a Sheila. She's not bad. Yeah. She's all right, but there's always something to complain about. Oh, okay. Whether it's the weather. Yeah. Whether it's the weather, us being bad at sports.

Yeah. Our alcohol. Yeah. If the beer's not a VB, it's not right. Yeah. It's endless. Yeah. Well, Anonymous, I know the problem.

It sounds like she's from Victoria. Yeah, yeah, something like that. She'd be missing her AFL and VB. We're not allowed to make fun of Victoria at the moment, so you just have to take her at her word. It's all right, though, Anonymous, because no Victorians can get out at the moment. Yeah, that's the thing.

She's been waiting to take me back. Just keep telling her she's lucky to be here. Bit of a wait, yeah, and that's it. She's got to enjoy our beautiful country. Exactly right. So, sorry, you didn't say it, Anonymous. Are you willing to admit that the Australian you're dating is all right? Oh, yeah, some days. didn't say anonymous, are you willing to admit that the Australian you're dating is all right?

Yeah, someday. Anonymous? The first step is admitting it, all right? Yeah, well, that is exactly true. There you go. And then you can work through it. I think that's done a lot for diplomatic relations. I reckon that's as close as we've come, probably since the Second World War, to be honest.

It is quite close, isn't it? Yeah, seriously. I felt the forced love. Did you? Yeah, a little bit. Through gritted teeth. Yeah, all your Sundays. Congratulations to all New Zealanders and Zac Efron currently dating Australians. Did my partner call up?

We had any calls from Bree's partner? Any? No? She wasn't willing to go on here or admit it, actually. Fair enough. We're going to do birthday mega next. If you want to know yours, you can call us now on 0800 dials at M.

Bree and Clint will do it straight up to Joel Corey and MNEK. Sick band. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, here we go. Birthday banger. We'll take these three people's birthdays and figure out what was number one on their 16th.

Kia ora, Natasha. Hello, Natasha. Kia ora. What's your birthday, mate? 12th of January, 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 12th of January. And on that day, this was top of the chart. Flowrider.

Carpi, you like that, Natasha? Yeah, pretty good. That was humongous, that song. All right, wait there. We'll get one more on for David. Kudos, David. G'day, David. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday more on for David. Kudos, David. G'day, David. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, David? 27th of August, 86. Alright, you were 16 in 2002 on the 27th of August. And David, here's your birthday banger. Slow jam.

Nelly and Kelly Rowland, Dilemma. Do you like it? Oh, it's very good. Very classic. That was such a good song. Love it. The one where she's texting off an Excel spreadsheet. Never forget the scene where Kelly Rowland tried to text Nelly

off an Excel spreadsheet and she wondered why he wasn't texting back. Probably a good reason. She should have been using Word. Finally, Amy, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello. Hi, Amy. What's your birthday, mate? 12th of September, 2003.

Oh, well, happy birthday for a couple of days ago. You were 16 last year in 2019, and this is your Birthday Banger. Say, dance for me, dance for me, and this is your birthday banger. This was number one a year ago. This time last year? Yeah. Yeah, right. 12th of September, a couple of days ago. Probably isn't enough time to cool off to be a classic yet.

I don't know. Deuce Anastasia was bopping. Oh, yeah? Do you like your birthday banger, Amy? Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, it's good. Okay, wait there. Flo Rida Low for me.

Or Nelly and Kelly. Oh. Flo Rida Low, Nelly and Kelly. For a Monday, I feel like it's Flo Rida and Low. I do love those songs. Yeah. I'm going Nelly. You're going Nelly.

You're going to split the vote? Nelly and Kelly. You're going to divide us down the middle. All right, pick your fighter. Producer Anastasia. You can pick any of the three songs. That's how it works when Clint and I can't decide. Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's got to be low today. Low? Getting low, all right? Good way to start your week. Natasha. You're getting the hang of this, Anastasia. Are you saying that because I voted for you? No.

That's exactly what I'm saying. No, I'm saying because you didn't choose Dance Monkey like I thought you were going to. Oh, Dance Monkey, we play it all the time. Exactly my point. Here's your birthday bangin', Natasha. The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor, next thing you know Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps Turn around and get that big booty and slap

She hit the floor, next thing you know Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low I ain't never seen none that'll make me go This crazy all night, spendin' my dough Had a million-dollar vibe and I bought her the gold Them birthday cakes, they stole the show So sexual, she was flexible Professional, drinkin' Xanol

Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think I want? Yeah, the things I seen, shorty get low Ain't the same when it's up that close Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow Look the pole, I got the bankroll I'ma say that I prefer them no clothes I'm into that, I love women exposed She threw it back at me, I gave her more

Cash ain't a problem, I know where it go She had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor Next thing you know Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps

She turned around and gave that big booty a slap She hit the floor, next thing you know Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low Shorty, what I gotta do to get you home? My jeans full of guap and they ready for show Scatterlacks made back for the sexy grown Put tone on the rocks, better make your moan One step, come on, two steps, come on, three steps, come on

Now that's three grand, what you think I'm playing? Baby girl, I'm the man, I ain't getting rubber bands That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder I knew it was over, that Henny and Cola got me like a soldier She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her So lucky on me, I was just like a clover Shorty was hot like a toaster Sorry, but I had to fold her

Like a pornography poster, she showed her Apple-fogging jeans, boots with the fur The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor, next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps We're running gay, that big booty is mad She hit the floor, next thing you know, shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Yeah, she was worth the money The mama took my cash And I ain't want it back The way she bent that back Got her them paper stacks Tattoo above her crack I had to handle that I was on it, sexy woman Kept me shonen, made me want it

Two in the morning, I'm zonin Them rosé bottles foamin She wouldn't stop made it drop the joint It did that pop and I had to breakongo, Kweki, Birthday Banger. That was the Birthday Banger for today from Flo Rida and Lo. The amount of people I'm related to that have inappropriately bended over at a wedding during that song is very... That's a hell of an insight into your upbringing.

Yes. Yeah, I mean, we're close as a family, but that song, yep. I just grab them and I'm like, yeah, get Lo. Brian Clint. Guys, pretty exciting. Super Mario Brothers has turned 35. Congratulations to both brothers, Mario and Luigi. And all the Super Mario team.

There's a lot of you. And the evil one in the yellow overalls. What's the bad guy one? Oh, yeah, what's his name? Enter the Toadstool. I was thinking of Bowser. He's the bigs. What's the bad guy one? Oh, yeah, what's his name? Into the toadstool. I was thinking of Bowser. He's the big monster. He's the dinosaur, eh?

Yeah. And the mushroom princess. Congratulations to you, too. Super Mario Brothers was released in Japan, actually, on September 13, 1985. Yeah. You sounded surprised that it came from Japan. Did you think it came from Italy? No, well, maybe.

I mean, they're Italian. Should have, eh? They're definitely Italian, aren't they? Yeah. Wario. Wario. He's the other guy. He's a big unit, isn't he?

Yeah. And it's been one of the most popular games from Nintendo ever. And it celebrates, yeah, it's 35th birthday. We thought to celebrate 35 years of Mario Brothers, why don't we have an old school game game? Game off. A game off. Old school game game off.

So we've got some old school gamers here. Carl, hi, Carl. Hello, Carl. Hey, how's it going? Old school console of choice, what is it? Xbox. Xbox, nice. And we've got Ash.

Hello, Ash. Hey, how you going? Old school console of choice. PlayStation 1. PlayStation Ash. Hello, Ash. Hey, how you going? Old school console of choice. PlayStation 1. PlayStation 1. All the way. Okay, I'm looking at some of the questions we've got here. Some of them, you'll be all right with some of them off those consoles,

but some you'll have to go even older. Yeah, there is a few spanners in the works in this game. All right, guys, just shout out your name. It's all going to be audio based, so they're all themes from popular old school games, okay? Cool. Right, so shout out your name. When you know it, here comes game number one.

I played a lot of this. Ash. Ash, what is it? Is it chicken? Oh. Do you want to guess? Is it chicken? Oh. Good guess. Do you want to guess, Carl? I honestly don't know.

I'm just going to take a guess and say Legend of Zelda. No. Oh, that's a good guess, though. That was actually Spyro the Dragon. Damn. This next one will be easier. Ash is so annoyed. She's like, of course it was. This next one will be easier Ash is so annoyed She's like of course it was

This next one will be easier What is this theme song here This iconic gaming theme song Carl Carl's in Carl what is that Is that Metroid No

No Ash you want to guess Atari Maybe these are not as iconic as we thought. That's Sonic the Hedgehog. It's an old school Sonic the Hedgehog. Original Sonic the Hedgehog. Okay. All right, let's move on quick.

All right, here comes game number three. Buzz in with your name. Ash. Ash. Ash, what is it? 007. Yes. One of the most iconic games on PlayStation 1, 007.

Nintendo 64. I think it was on PlayStation 1 too. Was it? Absolutely. I had it. I thought it was Nintendo exclusive. Okay, yeah, all right, good. So that's one to Ash.

Here comes your next game. I thought this one's quite hard. This is quite hard. Think more PC. Yeah, it is pretty old school. Carl, what is it? I'm going to say Duke Nukem, but... Oh, you're so close.

You're so close. Duke Nukem was the bomb. You're so close. Ash? Do you want to have a go at that, Ash? Doom? Doom, yes. You got it.

She's got it. Well done. Okay, cool. It's two to Ash. Two to Ash. Here comes another one. Here comes another one. Very mellow thing.

Now, this is PlayStation. This is PlayStation. PlayStation 1. Think running around a mansion. Think. Carl? Yes, Carl's in. I'm going to say Luigi's Mansion.

Oh, no. Ash? Wait, that's Nintendo. That's Nintendo, yeah. No idea. Think boobies that look like triangles. Think a badass woman who can take on anyone. Oh, yep, yep.

Carl? Yes, Carl. Carl. Lara Croft? Yeah, Lara Croft. Yeah, two right up. We'll give you that just so you're in the game. There's only two left, okay?

Here's the second to last one. Come on, Ash. If you like PlayStation, you know this. There is. Here's a clue. There's a reboot of this coming out very soon. Carl, what is it? Crash Team Racing?

No. Good guess, though. Ash. I was going to say Crash Bandicoot. No. No. Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I should have waited for the clue.

Yeah, okay. Here we go. We'll do the last one What is this theme song right here? Ash, what is it? Chicken Chicken, yeah You actually cleaned up, Ash I don't know what the score was Ash, what is it? Chicken. Chicken, yeah! You actually cleaned up, Ash. I don't know what the score was,

but you took that one out with three correct answers. Well done. Lovely work. Carl, can I ask how old are you? I'm 26. Right, so maybe Ash. Ash, how old are you? 32.

She had a slight itch. That's how she got you. Yes. All right, there you go. That's how she got you. Yes. All right, there you go. You picked up the fuel. Nice work. Happy birthday to the entire Mario and Luigi fano. We're thinking of you guys.

Happy 35th. Bree and Clint. Look, this is a story of survival, and it's quite alarming to listen to. Right. It's about an MMA fighter, and this was only a couple of days ago. His name was Peter Staninik, and he was fighting a guy called Raymond Daniels. And, look, you know, what happens in the cage is a lot of crazy stuff. It's mental, that sport.

MMA, you know. It's too much for me. There's head butting. There's elbowing. There's all of crazy stuff. It's mental, that sport. MMA. It's too much for me. There's head butting. There's elbowing. There's all types of stuff. There's knees to the head. There's blood. It's crazy.

It's ridiculous. There's a couple of things, because there's not many rules that you can't do. Yeah. And the fighter, Raymond Daniels, broke one of the rules. One of the things you can't do. Yeah, in this fight. When he struck his opponent, Peter Stenonik, in his gonads. Not once.

He kicked him twice. No, once is an accident, twice is deliberate. So is that a no-go area? It is an absolute no-go area. What are the no-go areas? I think it's the... Testy Tuesdays? Yep. Kidneys?

You know they'll do a kidney punch, surely? No, I'm pretty sure, actually. I'm pretty sure you can. You can do a kidney punch. I'm pretty sure you can. MMA expert producer Ben is chiming in. You can do a kidney punch. Not a throat punch, I don't think.

Yeah, I think you can do a throat. No throat punches. Right. Head punches, yes. punch. Not a throat punch, I don't think. Yeah, you can't do throat. No throat punches. Right. Head punches, yes. Yes. And I think stay away from the back end. Is that it? No hoppawatties.

Yeah, right. So they're the, you know. No b-hole punching. And in female boxing, is there no boob punch? Oh, great question. I don't know. I would hope so. But it hurts quite a lot being punched in the boob. I would hope so. But it hurts quite a lot

being punched in the boob, so I hope so. But it hurts a lot being punched in the head. It's true. But I think it's like... Why are some areas special and some aren't? Yeah, I feel like the face should be one. But it's not. It's probably the most punched area. Which, when you think about

it, if MMA is all about attack the whole body, use the whole body to attack the whole body. Because I watched Conor McGregor knock a guy out with his head. He used his head to do the punch. Yeah, they headbutt, they knee. Why bother making the nuts out of bounds? Because I think it has something to do with reproduction. Yeah, but your head has to do with cognitive function.

Yeah, but it's covered with a skull. Like, surely you just need to learn to protect your gonads more when you're fighting. The ball sack, as far as I know, the last time I checked, not covered with bone. No. Well, not that type of bone anyway. Anyway, there's some audio of when Peter Staninek gets struck in his balls. Listen to the commentator's head.

He's not going to recover on this one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that was so clear. I know. That was horrible. I have never heard a fighter cry before, but that guy sounds like he's whimpering.

So what we're going to do in the radio first is I'm going to kick you. No, you're not. No, you're not. No. Bree and Clint. Like I said before, we're fashionable people, you and I, Bree. We know fashion. No one was more gutted about New Zealand Fashion Week being cancelled this year than you and I.

Oh, I was so excited to just see the trends. The fashion. And the fashion, yeah. Yeah, we have our own front row seats at every show. At all the shows, yeah. That's why I thought I'd better bring you this breaking fashion news. There's a new trend on its way, and it's Lego clothing. Lego clothing?

Kind of. That sounds like a hazard. Yeah, it sounds uncomfortable. In more ways than one. Levi's are launching a Lego collaboration, and it's clothes with Lego built into the clothes. You can see it there on the screen. Have you ever stood on Lego?

Yes. Imagine sitting on it. Well, this is what I'm going to say. I'm glad that at the moment it's only a jacket that has Lego built into it because Lego pants, ouch. Lego underwear. Lego underwear. Even worse.

Ouch. Lego shoes, ouch. And then what happens if you misplace a piece? What do you mean? Oh, you lose a piece of your clothing. Look at it, okay? It's just like a Lego panel sewn into the jacket.

And the idea is that you can then clip, because then it's interchangeable. What do you clip on it? Whatever you want from your Lego kit. So it's got a Lego baseboard sewn into the jacket. And then from there, you can do a little Lego house on it

if you want. Or you can do a Lego face. Or you could stick a Lego man or woman, whichever one you prefer, or a gender neutral Lego character, whichever one you want, onto your jacket. Most Lego characters are gender neutral, aren't they? I wouldn't know.

I haven't checked. You can just put whatever hair you want onto them. I can't say I've ever thought, you know what these pants are missing? A bit of Lego. Yeah. Up until now. Up until now.

You know what this t-shirt is missing? Yeah. A bit of Lego. Up until now. Up until now. I didn't know what I wanted until someone told me. And that's the thing about fashion. This is going to be a pain in the ass in the washing machine.

Can you imagine that thing going on? And then half of it ends up in other bits of clothing and stuff like that. But like we said, fashion's not about practicality. No, it never is. It's about making a statement. Don't buy for comfort. Yeah.

If it sounds good to you, the new Levi's Lego edition is going to be available right here in New Zealand. Really? From the 1st of October. For how much? I don't know. Let's go.