ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 15th 2020

Episode Date: September 15, 2020

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Hey everybody, there's a lot of rude stuff mentioned in the podcast intro. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, where in our podcast Facebook group there's been a video just been posted. Has everybody watched it? The video that looks exactly like Producer Ben? I have seen this. Yeah, I saw it. TikTok video. I think you've got a doppelganger, mate. I think you've got a guy out there who has fully jacked your steez and... Jacked your steez.

And could be you, yeah. I've watched it twice. Yeah. There's moments where I'm like... There's moments, twice. There's moments where I'm like, shit. That's my brother. That's the guy that I know. You need to check his penis to see if you're fully related. Yeah. That's true.

That's how you know. Do twins have the same looking dick? Identical twins, surely. Do identical twin girls have the same vagina? That's a Great question. That is an interesting question. I'm actually really interested to know. If they're identical, then they would.

I think that's how they know if you're identical. That's the main test. I don't think that's the main test. You wait until you're 16 and then you go, alright, let's figure this out. I'm going to message my cousin who is an identical twin. That's a good question. They will be similar in size, even so similar as to appearing identical,

but there can be variations within the size. I guess it depends what you do with it. It'll be close to identical. How ripped off would you be if you were an identical twin, but you had the smaller penis? Oh, you'd be right. I'd be like, we're supposed to be fucking identical. Yeah.

But there's always a few. I'd be so annoyed.'re supposed to be fucking identical. Yeah. But there's always a few. I'd be so annoyed. Not that I know what it's like to have. You know what you would do? Because you're identical, you'd just write off the coattails of the other guy. And you go out to town and they'd be like, oh my God, there's Big Dick Brandon. But it's actually your- That's even worse.

Your medium Dick Jeremy. And when they come over and they're like, are you Big Dick Brandon? You just go, yep. Yep. Tonight, yep. And then they sleep with him and they're like, wow, someone overjudged this. Yeah.

And you go, well, you think this is small. You should see Jeremy. Jeremy. Something I always want to ask. But you are Jeremy. The whole time you were Jeremy. Yeah. I always want to ask identical twins if they're like scamming the system

with like buying gym memberships and just going at different times and stuff. We should do that. How good would it be being an identical twin and you can get everything half price? Let's do that tomorrow. Put that down on the thing. So wait, what could you get? You could get a gym membership half price? Imagine if 45 for $20 You could just never go with each other.

Share an ID, you could share a driver's license. Imagine if you accidentally turned up to the same class. Yeah, perfectly. One of you would just be like, hey, you could share a driver's license. Imagine if you accidentally turned up to the same class. Yeah, perfectly. One of you would just be like, hey, you pay for the gym this month. I'm going to go set our driver's test. Share a passport. You could take each other's international flights.

That was highly illegal, but you could do it. I had friends who were identical who did that. I've never thought about that. You know why? So there was these two girls I went to school with, and one of them was going on an overseas trip and at the last minute typical we all do it where's my freaking passport couldn't find her passport found it like literally and it was expired um just or she didn't have enough months on it you know you have to have

six months on it yeah anyway she's like i'm not gonna risk this she calls up her sister she said can i borrow your passport because she wasn't going anywhere. No problem. And just change the flight ticket or whatever. The name. No, she didn't change it. How did she get on the flight? Oh, yeah.

Was she going to be the twin? Well, maybe she just paid a fee or something. She would have had to pay the fee. Still better than missing the flight. Do you remember Phoebe and Friends? She had an identical sister that she didn't like. Yeah. Of course.

The evil twin who did porn. What was her name? Ursula. She did porn and then everyone thought Phoebe was a porn star. That wouldn't be the best situation. There's positives and negatives. If they're a bad person, then you're always going to be associated with them. Who's more likely to do porn?

Big Dick Brandon or Medium Dick Jeremy? Most of the time I think a Medium Dick works better. Yeah, Big One's a bit too niche. You don't have to work as hard when you've got a big dick, so you don't get as good. Yeah. Hey, we've got to put a disclaimer on the front of this,

just because we've gone down the... Oh, it's fine. We can do it. I'll write a note here. I'll do it now, and you can splice it in. Hey, everybody, there's a lot of rude stuff mentioned in the podcast intro. Okay, cool.

Leave it in here, but also take it and put it on the front. Copy and paste. Speaking of, now that we've done that, we also take it and put it on the front. Copy and paste. Speaking of, now that we've done that, we can get back on the topic of who would be the top and who would be the bottom. No, absolutely not.

What do you think, Anastasia? What do you think? Quick, go. Get in here. Here's the podcast, everybody. Here you go. Quick, we're getting the ball. Hey, Google.

What's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ahi ahi pai everybody, no maiki, ZM with Brie and Clint.

Hi Brie. G'day, happy afternoon. Happy Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori. Yes, we're into day number two. Day what? Day. You know this. I know you know this.

No, I had so many words that I said on the podcast intro yesterday. I know, you used them all up. Yeah. It goes tahi and then it goes... No, I'm not good at the R's. Rua. Rua. Yeah, there you go.

Is that not bad? Yeah, it's Māori Language Week through an Australian filter for Bree this week. So, you know. Hey, I've done quite a lot of work on Māori. You have. Thank you. Yeah, you have. Yeah.

We were just talking about songs that were made super famous in rom-coms. Yes. And I can't believe you didn't recognise this song. Or maybe it was just a thing to me. But I wanted to see on the text machine 9696, here's a bit of a, you know, do you know the song? What is this movie connected to this song? It feels like home to me.

It feels like home to me. It feels like I'm around. Famous rom-com. What movie is it? Texas 9696. Yeah, I didn't get it. There's probably like six films that are connected to that song. But there's one main one that I'm thinking of. Anyone on the text machine get it?

Nothing yet. How to lose a guy in 10 days. That's the song. Crushed it. A few people got it. Bree and Clint. Hold the six cats. Don't need those.

Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande. Sorry, we were just barking orders at our producers, things we need. I do need that helmet filled with yogurt though, please. Yes, and I do want that BK chicken cut in half, but not cut in half sideways. I need it cut in half long ways. Oh yeah, butterfly that stuff. Yeah, straight down the middle. Okay, good.

Anyway, I've got some art news to share with everybody this afternoon. Ooh, I can't wait. We are an upper class show with upper class interests, including art. And that's why today I've bought probably the most interesting art auction in the country to the show. Okay. I have to present to you and the nation today a hand-drawn sketch of the two

greatest living New Zealanders in 2020. Hilary Barry. No, she's not in this. Jacinda Ardern. No, she's not in this either. Daddy Bloomfield. Correct, that is one of them. Who's the other one? I'll give you $5 if you can guess the other one and you get one guess.

Okay. I'll give you $5 if you can guess the other one. And you get one guess. Nominated for New Zealander of the Year 2020. Mittens the Cat. Mittens the Cat, yes. A hand-drawn sketch of Mittens the Cat and Dr Ashley Daddy Bloomfield is currently for sale on Trade Me, the auction of which 10% of the profits are going to the New Zealand SPCA. It's currently one of the biggest trending auctions on Trade Me.

And, Brie, I think you should buy it. I think this is the artwork you've been looking for. I know you're not an art purchaser. I'm not. The most expensive piece of art I own is that generic print from Kmart of the cow. That's a lie. You now have the Samsung frame TV. Oh, that's right. I've got the Samsung frame.

So when your TV's off, it's art. True. That is quite, you know, a well-priced piece of art. Now, if you were to purchase this one, unfortunately, it doesn't turn into a TV when the art is turned off. Oh, so it's just normal art then. But how much would you pay for a hand-drawn sketch of Dr Ashley Bloomfield and Mittens the Cat, contenders for New Zealander of the Year 2020?

Look, I remember when we talked about that sketch of Jacinda. Yes. And it went for a lot. A lot, yeah. I can't remember exactly how much. Neither can I, but Lunch with Dr. Ashley just sold for $17,000, so he's hot property at the moment.

And then you chuck in Mittens the cat, and you're looking at it, you're looking at an absolute goldmine here. Look, I'd love to support the SPCA. They do amazing stuff. If I say a price, and it is not over what I say, I will buy it. You'll bid it?

I'll bid. Okay. Okay, no, that's the question then. How much are you willing to pay for this artwork? Well, if a part of it's going to the SPCA. Yeah. $1,000. All right, you'll bid $1,000 on this?

Deal. All right, you'll bid $1,000 on this? Deal. All right. Currently, the sketch of Dr. Ashley Bloomfield and Mittens the Cat is up there for $350. So, if you could just log in to Trade Me and type in Ashley Bloomfield and Mittens the Cat, that $1,000 bid might actually be enough to win this thing. Let's hope so.

Can't wait. Maybe I'll just donate $100 to the SPCA. You might have to sell the Samsung frame at this rate. That's 10%, isn't it? Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA

with Dean McCarthy. Dean, look this is a story that's been floating around for a couple of weeks now and it's all off the back of Paris Hilton's documentary, This Is Paris, that's set to, I think it's already streaming, is that right Dean? It is streaming, it's on YouTube. Here's the thing about this documentary which is

going to just blow your mind. The whole Paris Hilton thing, the Barbie, that's hot. All that voice, all of those moves, it's all an act. It is all an act. She has confessed that she created this character, this Barbie Paris character, real life Barbie doll thing, and that it is in fact an act and it was a way for her to protect her own real self from the world and that she would just show this character

and protect the real Paris underneath. And today, this is so wild. We've now heard, for the first time, her real voice. Paris Hilton has a real voice. So does Janet Jackson, and so did Michael Jackson. But we hear the entertainment voice. Have a listen to Paris Hilton. I think we've got some audio of her real, non-baby voice.

What is Walmart? That persona, she now says, was all an act. It's like they sell wall stuff. What is it? What do you think the difference is between that character that you created and the real Paris? There's so many differences. With the character, it's mostly kind of this blonde, bubbly, kind of Barbie airhead. In real life, I'm the exact opposite.

I'm not a dumb blonde. I'm just very good at pretending to be one. You actually knew what Walmart was? Yes, I know exactly what Walmart is. See how she goes into the voice at the end? She's still got the vocal fry. In both of her voices, she's still got that Kim Kardashian vocal fry thing going on. See, I think it's more about

like in The Simple Life if you ever watch that show, it's like that clip of where she was like, what's Walmart? Yeah, I got it. She knew what Walmart was

but she was putting on an act. Like Dean said with the Jacksons, it's very common to have a stage persona and I think it's time that we actually revealed Brie's true persona.

She's not Australian. In fact, Brie is from Tamuka. Yeah, g'day. Everyone, come and have a few snags on the deck. And that's it. That's a Bree and Clint exclusive, everybody. Congratulations.

Dean McCarthy, thank you very much. Oh, weight off my shoulders, Dean. The latest is brought to you by Old El Paso. You can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets now. I think I sounded more Australian. Australian, yes, you did. Brie and Clint. Before then, this is incredibly relevant all of a sudden.

Brie has very generously promised to purchase a charity auction that's currently up on Trade Me. I feel like this was a bit of a trap. I brought it to the show in Art News earlier. It's a hand-drawn sketch of Dr Ashley Bloomfield and Missins the Cat. Arguably the two greatest living New Zealanders. I love both of them.

And she said, I said, part of it's going to charity and she goes, alright, alright. I'll bid on it. And so I said, how much are you willing to bid? It's not over. Yeah. What I say, I will buy it. You'll bid it. I'll bid on it And so I said How much are you willing to bid? It's not over Yeah What I say I will buy it

You'll bid it I'll bid Okay How much are you willing to pay For this artwork? Thousand bucks Alright you'll bid A thousand dollars on this

Deal Alright Unbeknownst to Bree The Trademe auction Was currently only at Three hundred and fifty dollars So What have I done? Only ten percent Is going to the SPCA to Bree, the TradMe auction was currently only at $350. So.

What have I done? Only 10% is going to the SPCA. Yeah. Can I just give 500 to the SPCA? No, because I really want you to own your first piece of art. That's not. Where am I going to put that in my house? Bree in the ad break has gone and true to her word placed a bid. It's not the $1,000 bid.

No, but I want to see if I can get it for a better deal. And to be honest with you, I just want you to own it. Like, I don't mind what you pay. Well, I'm a woman of my word. I just want you to own this. I was leading the auction about 10 minutes ago with a $510 bid. Producer Ben, if we could just refresh the Trade Me auction to see where it's currently at

Oh you're no longer the leading bidder Has someone outbid me? Someone's outbid you The hand-drawn picture of Mittens the cat and Dr Ashley Bloomfield is now $515 No that's me Oh no you are the leading bidder

Oh yeah right that's you I've bid a few times It's about pride now. You know what? I don't care what was on eBay. Nothing is better than this auction. So we'll save that story for later. Stay tuned.

There's going to be a week. Yeah. You're going to have to sit through a week. If you want to see Bree's first piece of art investment, you can see it currently on our Instagram story. How big is it? I haven't even looked into the details of it. I think it's not

ridiculous. It's tiny. It's A3. Oh, A3? No, wait. Is that bigger than A4? Yeah, it's bigger. It's that next one up from A4. It's two A4s. It's value for money. Yeah, you're in the running. Value for money. Okay, Chloe Swarbrick.

She's the youngest member of Parliament in New Zealand I think maybe ever. I think it is ever, yeah. She's 26 years old and she became a member of Parliament when she was 23. She's been there for three years. She's seriously impressive, this person. Some people were born smart.

Right? You know? Yeah. And I think you know. Do you think you know that you're born smart? No, I knew that I wasn't one of those people. No, no, no. I know what you mean there. I think they know. But if you think you know that you're born smart? No, I knew that I wasn't one of those people very early on. No, no, no. I know what you mean there. I think they know. But if you know you're smart, do you know?

I think they know. They know a lot. And if you're smart listening to this, do you think we're smart? No. This makes us sound the complete opposite. Chloe Swarbrick, Green Party MP, and standing for Auckland Central, I think. She should be the MP for Auckland Central this time around. Has come out and said what the most expensive item in her house is.

It's an interesting thing to think about. Yeah, it is. Because I've never thought, okay, what's the most expensive item? What's the most valuable thing? Obviously, we're putting car aside because a lot of people own cars. Yeah, car, you've got to have a car. It's the most expensive thing inside your house. In your house.

Yeah. And she, I was like, oh, well, she probably lives in a flat because she's 26. Does she flat with people? No, she doesn't. She's got a one-bedroom apartment. Okay, cool. She's so cool.

Because she's not earning like subway money. Big time money. Yeah, yeah. She's not like in. Wait. She's an MP. She's like. She's earning decent money if she's living on her own in an apartment time money. Yeah, yeah. She's not like in... Wait. She's an MP. She's like... She's earning decent money

if she's living on her own in an apartment in Auckland. Yeah. Well, it's fairly decent money. The most expensive item that Chloe Swarbrick owns in her apartment

is... her couch. Right. Big ticket item. She's put all her money into her couch and I get that. That's smart from her Her couch. Right. Big ticket item. She's put all her money into her couch. And I get that. I understand that. That's smart from her because if you don't have a comfy couch,

worst decision. You know, what are you meant to do when you're upset? You spend the money on the couch. What are you meant to do when you're tired? Where are you meant to relax? She said on her first MP's pay that she got, she went to Freedom Furniture. Yeah.

And I've seen the couch. It is lovely. How much did she say how much she spent? Lovely. Three grand. pay that she got. She went to Freedom Furniture. Yeah. And I've seen the couch. It is lovely. How much did she say how much she spent? Lovely. Three grand. $3,000 couch. Yeah, that's a pretty nice couch. Chloe Swarbrick's got a nice couch.

Leather. Oh, yeah. She went the full shebang. She knows what she wants. I thought, like you said, it is an interesting question. Imagine you were talking to your house insurance people, your insurer, and you have to know the value of things. Because you have to write down every item, don't you? Yeah.

What is the most expensive thing in your house? Do you know what it is for you? Mine's soon to be this picture of Ashley Bloomfield and Mittens the cat. Yeah, that charity picture that you're bidding on. That's going to be it soon, but before I buy that, I'm so excited about it, by the way.

Yeah. It's probably my mattress. Right. Which is really boring. Not the base? No, the base is, you don't spend any money on the, like you spend all the money on the mattress. The base is a scam.

The base, I mean, it is good to have a good base, but the mattress is where you need to spend all your money. How much was your mattress? Well, I have a bad back. Yes. Broke my back when I was 16, so I had to buy the nice... I'm going to say... Whoa!

I mean, you spent a third of your life on this thing. In fairness, I mean, I did break my back when I was 16 and my mum put in for it. Yeah. Did you go house with your partner? Or this is pre-partner? No, this is pre-partner. So my mum.

Oh my God. So when you moved in with your partner, there was absolutely no argument that your mattress was the mattress that was going on the bed. Mine was the mattress. Can you, because if they had like a $1,500 mattress,

imagine if she argued with you and she's like, no, I think we should use my mattress. I don't think you understand. My mattress is worth $1,500. I think I actually said, because I had with you and she's like, no, I think we should use my mattress. I don't think you understand. My mattress is worth $6,000. I think I actually said because I had to say, I was like, no, I think let's keep my mattress because it's worth

$6,000. Isn't it depressing that the most expensive thing in your house isn't even exciting? It's boring as. Yeah, because I've been racking my brain going, what is the single thing in my house? What would it be? And I think it's the Thermomix. Oh yeah, Thermomixes aren be? And I think it's the Thermomix. Oh, yeah.

Thermomixes aren't cheap. I think it's the blender. Yeah. They're bloody expensive. But worth it. But worth it. Yeah. Yeah, but not exciting.

You're not going to bring people around and go, oh, shall we sit in front of the- Same with a mattress, though. What? But also, you can't show off a mattress. Well, you can. Well, not now. But not to many people.

No, not to many people. Oh, at 100Diles.nm. I want you can. Well, not now. But not to many people. No, not to many people. 0800-DAL-ZM. I want you to think about the contents of your house right now and everything you own. What is the most expensive thing inside your house? It's so sad because my neck's expensive thing. Like, I can't even think of it because I don't have anything. Because it doesn't compare with the mattress.

Nah. You can text us on 9696 and you can call us on 0800-DAL-ZM. MP's Chloe Swarbrick has done an interview and she's revealed what the most expensive thing in her house is. It's her couch. And it's actually the most expensive thing she owns because she doesn't have a car.

Yeah. The couch is one of the most important items in the house. Well, to me it is. She's prioritised that and she's spent three grand on a couch, which I say good on you. Yeah, it's like in your wardrobe there's a few things

where you don't skimp on. Like pair of jeans, you buy the expensive ones. Couches like that. You don't buy a $3,000 pair of jeans though. Well, let's hope not because that would be

the most expensive thing in my house. Do you think they exist? What? Absolutely they exist. Really? Yeah. Wow.

I reckon surely like a pair of Victoria Beckhams or Gucci's or something. Yeah, right. Wow. I reckon, surely like, you know. A pair of Victoria Beckhams. Or Gucci's or something. Yeah, right. Yeah. We're asking you, if you had to figure it out, like if you had to look around your house and figure out what is the most expensive thing that you own, like maybe you've got to do

it for insurance purposes or something. You have to mark down each item, yeah. Yeah. What is it? What's your most important thing? Matt's here. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's the most expensive thing in your house Matt? So I think I got I think by the sounds of it Brie got the single version of the bed that I've got Because mine's a $12,000 bed You've got a $12,000 bed

Jeez Is it one of those beds with a remote control Where the back of it comes up like Nah it's not even fancy like that It's just like a It's called a sleepyhead absolute. It's just like a... It's called a sleepyhead absolute. Yeah.

It is hella comfortable. Yeah. And, you know, it's great for multiple things, sleeping and watching TV. Yeah. Having dinner. You'd have dinner on a $12,000... Would you have dinner on a $12,000 bed?

Gardening. Yeah, gardening. Gardening would be good. Very supportive. Brie refers to hers as the workbench. Yeah, it is. You need a good workbench. You know something else, though?

I just thought about it. I've got a $6,000 Versace suit. Who are you? Matt, what do you do? What do you do? I can neither confirm nor deny whether I won that in a bet. You're kidding me. No, I had a bet with a friend of mine that I could win a sale.

Yeah. And he said, what do you want to bet? And I said, I bet you your brand new suit that you just spent $50,000 on. Whoa! You literally, you took the suit off his back. That is incredible. You can get it tailored. It's fine.

All right, Matt's in the lead. Anonymous is here. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. What is incredible. You can get it tailored. It's fine. All right, Matt's in the lead. Anonymous is here. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. What is the most expensive thing in your house? My son's mouth. Your son's mouth? How did it cost you that much money?

Well, he's got braces, but he also had real bum teeth, so he had to have a few bits and bobs happen before that. Yeah, right. All up, how much do you reckon you spent on your son's mouth? Uh, about 15k? Whoa! Damn. Yeah, and he had real bum teeth, and I'm about to spend about another 11 on

his eyes. Wow. Are you saying bum teeth? Yeah. What's the return on investment like? Do you think that's been worth it so far? Well, look, there better be a real good retirement village when I'm older.

Because there's nothing in the fund. And don't think about how much money he's eaten in that time as well. It's just not worth thinking about. Yeah, don't even think about that. Someone on the text machine said the most expensive thing in my house is my degree. Oh, that's a great point How did I not even think of that one

I've got a piece of paper that's worth a fortune A $30,000 piece of paper Yeah Actually I don't know where mine is Don't you? Doesn't matter Can you just print out a new one? I don't know I don't have one

Do they even check? Kevin finally We're asking what the most expensive thing is in your house What is it for you? My wife bought a colander. Wait. A colander? Like what you drain pasta in?

Yeah, a bowl with holes in. And how much did she spend on a colander? $1,200. You're kidding. How do you spend $1,200 on a colander? Is it made of gold? No, no, but some guy called Philip Stark built it, made it, whatever. What, Iron Man?

I have no idea. Okay. Okay, no, you own it now and you've spent the money. Oh my God, were you ropeable, Kevin? Even more impressive is because it's worth so much, we can't use it. You've got a

$1,200 ornamental colander in your house? Yep. Yes, yes. I was just about to ask you, it must be the best colander you've ever used, but you've never used it. Wait. No.

Kevin, I need to ask, if you've got a $1,200 colander, what kind of coffee machine do you have in your kitchen? There's a meme that was doing the rounds yesterday. In fact, Brie actually put it on our Instagram story and it was titled, The 10 Girls That Will Ruin Your Life. Yeah, just like pretty much describing

a lot of basic B qualities. Personality traits. Yeah, that's what we figured out that it was. Essentially, it was the most basic traits. I feel attacked. Well, don't feel attacked. No, I feel attacked. Don't feel attacked because everybody at their core is a little bit basic. We all traits. I feel attacked. Well, don't feel attacked. No, I feel attacked. Don't feel attacked because everybody at their core is a little bit basic.

We all are. I don't mind. I own it. And I don't think you need to be female to be a basic B either in 2020. You definitely don't. It definitely is not based on the gender. Yeah. So we're going to take this basic B test together this afternoon and together find out whether

we are actually basic Bs. So welcome everybody to the basic B test. bee test together this afternoon and together find out whether we are actually basic bees. So welcome everybody to the basic bee test. Taking it with us is Justine. Hi Justine. You concerned that you might be a basic bee? Sometimes I definitely like look at myself and I'm like, oh, it's a bit basic. Yeah, you're a bit basic. Good. Probably not. That's the first place to start. I look at myself and I'm like, hmm, the basic. Ashley, you're in the basic B test as well. Welcome. Hi, welcome. Welcome to myself.

Welcome to yourself. Yeah, good. That's a point, early point for you. Ashley, that was so good. And Sarah, our third basic B. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Basic, basic, basic.

Basic, basic, basic. Yeah, well, you get a point already. Okay. So taking the test, because I'm going to keep score. I'm going to get everybody here. So we've got Bree, me, I'm one of the basic Bs, Justine. Ashley and Sarah. Ash and Sarah.

Okay, guys, 10 questions. You get a point for everyone that you answer yes to. And if you do answer yes, I would like you to say your name. Okay. Oh, Ben's got the perfect Basic B music for us. Hang on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is good. If you've used this on an Instagram story, that's like

a thousand points. So, girls, anyone? No. Here we go. First question in the Basic B test. Yell out your name if it applies to you. You drive a Suzuki Swift. Ashley. Oh, just get it back from the pedal painters. Yes.

Oh, she gets two points then. No, that's going to be important for later on that bit. Okay. Just Ashley. Just Ashley in the Suzuki Swift. Just Ashley. Okay. Second question in the basic B test.

You wear a Nina Bing or Camilla and Marks? Yeah, Brie. Brie? I've got both. Not a lot. Just you? Not a lot. Camilla and Marks.

I don't even know who they are. That's the C&M t-shirt. You know the t-shirt you see everyone wear and it says C&M on it? No. I think you wouldn't have one. I'm more the Nain Bing. It's like kind of rocker t-shirts. Yeah, right. Okay, I'm giving you a point for that. Number three I'm more the inane Bing. It's like kind of rocker t-shirts. Yeah, right.

Okay, I'm giving you a point for that. Number three, you put collagen in your coffee. Yeah, I have done that before. Ashley. Yeah, Brie. I've done that before. I'm off that bandwagon now, though. Actually, that's me as well. I'm on the collagen bus at the moment.

Yeah, I've seen you do it. And it's collagen in any drink. Nobody puts collagen in anything? Nope. No? Okay. I put it in my smoothies. You put it in your smoothies?

Who was that? Ashley. Ashley. Oh, God, Ashley. You're killing this test. Does forehead count? Yeah, yeah. Yep.

No, I haven't done that. Not yet. Okay. Question number four in the basic B test. You've been to a bottomless brunch before? Oh, yeah. Ashley. Ashley.

Everyone. Justine. Bree. Lou Litton. Shout out, girls. Woo. Justine. Bree. Lula in. Shout out, girls. Woo! Clint. I've got a point there.

Justine. Sarah, you haven't been to a bottomless brunch? No, I keep meaning to, but I haven't done it yet. Sarah, we need to take you to one, girl. You're incredibly un-basic at the moment, Sarah. Oh, I'm losing. That kind of sucks. Come on, step up your game.

Okay, number five in the basic B test. Sarah. Oh, I'm losing. That kind of sucks. Come on, step up your game. Number five in the basic bee test, you have shared your horoscope on your Instagram story before. I definitely have. Ashley, Brie. Capricorn. Okay, good. Sarah, congratulations. Welcome to the basic bee test. You're in the game. What star sign are you, Sarah?

Aquarius. Oh, we're like close together. Me too, babes. Okay, number six. You have a Gucci belt, real or fake? No, I can't afford that. Neither. No. No?

Okay, nobody. Or a fake one, though. Like, a lot of people can afford a fake one. Oh, you can afford a fake one. I can't afford a fake one, are they? Or a wish? A wish, yeah. No, I don't have one.

Okay, this next one is purely a hypothetical. You would consider spending $600 on the Dyson hairdryer. I definitely have thought about it. Brie, okay, you get a point. No one else. You should just make it, do you own anything Dyson? Okay, do you own anything Dyson? No, but I'd love the vacuum cleaner.

Same here. Clint, you get a point. Oh, yeah, I love the vacuum cleaner. Oh, same here. Clint, you get a point. Oh, yeah, I do. Ashley. Ashley gets a point. Ashley gets a point. Okay, yeah. Let's get through

these numbers. Seven, you have filmed one of your gym workouts before. Does it count if someone else has? Ashley's got another point. Yeah, it counts. Okay, Sarah.

Sarah, Ashley, Clint. I look like a troll at the gym, so no. No. Okay, number nine in the basic B test, you do Pilates. I have done Pilates, Bree. And I love it. Can I say, best exercise you will ever do. There's nothing wrong with any of these things.

No. It's just our basic traits. And you should get two points if you've done yoga laddies, which I have. Okay, the final basic trait in the basic B test is you've said, oops, hee-hee, when you curbed the rims on your car. Justine. Justine. Bree.

And Bree. Ashley. It's Ashley. It's usually a different word, though. Okay, the results are in, everybody. Congratulations. We know who the most basic bee is. Least basic is Sarah.

Sarah, you only got two points in the basic bee test. Sorry about that, Sarah. I mean, that's fine. You win some, you lose some. Yeah, you're a different kind of woman. Then it's me. I got four points. Oh, no, Justine got two.

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Look, last week we did an amazing thing. We set up a dinner where we raised $2,000 for the Cancer Society, which was awesome. Mama Di was there. She was hosting. You and I were there.

And, of course, Scotty, who very graciously paid $2,000 to have. 2010. $2,010 to have dinner with a bunch of weirdos. And a woman on Zoom. And a woman on Zoom. But it was something that came out of that dinner and it was an idea from my mum that

she put to you, Clint. Sprung on me. Look, I'm going to say it's her best idea she's ever had. I'm going to say I was ambushed and what she suggested was not fair or ethical. I think it was a very good idea and she came up with the idea essentially

that she was going to donate some extra money towards the Cancer Society if you, Clinton Roberts, one of the biggest all-black supporters I know, were willing to wear a Wallabies jersey for a week. A jersey I've never pulled on in my life and never want to. And I don't think there is a team

that I hate in world, oh maybe the English but they're right up there the Wallabies and the English you know? Look after a lot of convincing and bribery Clint you have agreed to this bet

you haven't completed anything yet. No because you haven't got the jersey yet. Oh, that is something that we do have this afternoon, which is why we're doing this. Clint, repeat after me. For one whole week. For one whole week. I, Clinton Roberts.

I, Clinton Roberts. Will proudly wear. Will proudly wear. A Wallabies jersey. A Wallabies jersey. A Wallabies jersey. Straya. Straya. You'll come watching Matilda.

For charity. So $400. And he sang as he watched. Will go to the Cancer Society. Yes, it will. Can I add, by the way, if you're less than mum and dad, which I know you are, $400 Australian, okay, which is even more in New Zealand dollars.

I think that's what she meant. This is an authentic vintage jersey. Where did we get this from, Producer Ben? We so graciously, a guy from a vintage sports clothing Instagram, at livingroom.nz, he has donated this vintage Wallabies jersey. The worst Wallabies jersey. The one John Eales wore. The jersey from when they were actually good.

This is probably the last time we actually won a game, which was a long time ago. Yeah. And I, no, can you kneel? I'm going to knight you. I will not. I'm going to knight you. No, you can knight me standing up.

Okay. Okay. Ah, all right. All right. See, there's a flaw in your logic here. You want me to wear this for a week. Yeah. But you've only managed to get the jersey on a Tuesday.

Yeah, so. There's already a day gone. So, joke's on you. I only have to wear this for four days. In the contract that you signed, it does state that whenever you put the jersey on, the timer will start from then. No, I've got things. No, that would mean I have to wear it on a Saturday.

So, you will be wearing this on a then. No, I've got things. No, that would mean I have to wear it on a Saturday. So you will be wearing this on a Saturday. No. I've got lunch on Saturday with my friends that I played rugby with. And I do encourage anyone that sees Clinton Roberts out and about wearing the Wallabies jersey to heckle him, yell abuse, whatever you'd like to. Let's get this over with, Joey. Because, I mean, that is very, just very un-Kiwi.

Can I just say to my children watching this in the future, Daddy didn't want to do this, okay? That's not what you said behind the scenes. I'm doing this for charity, okay? You said, I've always wanted to own a Wallabies jersey, and now it's my chance. Dan Carter, if you're watching this, I love you. I respect you more than anybody in the world. This doesn't change

any of that. You said to me that George Gregan is the best player you've ever watched play the game. I did not, but he is an excellent halfback. I feel so dirty. It's on. I think it suits you. I feel...

And now, to really commemorate, we're going to do what we always do in Australia. We're going to play a montage of some Australian songs. Are you feeling Australian yet? It isn't fair He's a working class man You're the voice, try and understand it Make the noise of making me You are officially welcomed into the Wallabies fan base. There's not many of us, but you are welcomed in.

I wish I could say it was good to be here. For a week. I've never felt more out of place in my entire life. Producer Ben, producer Anastasia, start the timer because it will be at this exact time that you are allowed to take the jersey off. You have to wear it in the shower. Everything, you've signed the contract, it's done.

I'm not wearing it in the shower. Can you also organise a steel drum and a tin of petrol for this exact time on Sunday afternoon, okay? That's a good jersey. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.

This is the game where we guess how many followers celebrities have got on Instagram. That's right. Producer Ben runs the game. Producer Ben, welcome. G'day, guys. What's the theme for this week? All these celebrities will be Australian. Right.

Okay. Very topical. Yeah. Good work. And as a staunch Wallabies supporter, you should know about these celebrities. Can I say, Struth, what a ripper. Fair dinkum.

Fair dinkum. Yeah, right. Fair dinkum. Fair dinkum. Yeah, you're close. No. Well, you'll work on that. Yeah.

Okay. Who's the first Aussie? Come on. First Aussie is Bindi Irwin. Oh, Bindi Irwin. Yep. She'd have a lot. She's going to be Prime Minister of Australia one day, Bindi Irwin.

You reckon? Yeah, she will be. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, she has to be. Can't run that zoo forever. All right. All right, for Bindi Irwin, Brie, you've put $2.3 million. Clint, you've put $3 million.

Bindi Irwin has $3.3 million Clint you've put 3 million Bindi Owen has 3.8 million Yes Yeah remember she was on Dancing with the Stars America She's probably America famous Yeah People love her

Okay who's up next Your next Australian is Guy Sebastian Oh I love Guy Sebastian I follow him on Instagram Is he our favourite Australian I think he's our favourite Australian You're my favourite Australian

I am not Australian. What about me? Oh, yeah. Sorry, mate. It's a confusing week. You know, it's hard. Okay, for Guy Sebastian, Clint, you have put $400,000. And Bree, you've put $490,000.

Guy Sebastian has $466,000. It's me. We were close to the ballpark, weren't we? Yeah, we were very close. By the way, you are not my favourite Australian this week. Why not? Because of this jersey I'm wearing. Again, that was my mother.

You're my least favourite Australian. I had nothing to do with that. You've made me pay nearly over $500 for a cat painting. You're welcome. I'd rather have lunch with ScoMo than you this week. Your third person in the Instafame game is Chris Hemsworth. Can I change my favourite Australian? Yep.

Chris Hemsworth's pretty good. Wouldn't be sad about that. Yeah, he's a good-looking rooster, isn't he? It's all those Swiss vitamins that he takes. Good-looking rooster. That was so Aussie. For Chris Hemsworth, Brie, you put $90 million. Whoa.

Clint, you put $14 million. Oh, you're way too low. Chris Hemsworth has $44 million. I think that's... That's a point to Clint. Yeah. I think. I think so.

That's not a question. You just don't dwell on that. Nah, it's me. Your fourth Australian in the Insta Fame game is Iggy Azalea. Oh. Oh. That fancy chick. She bought her followers,

eh? Did she? No, she didn't. You can't go saying stuff like that. I just like saying it to one Brie. Oh, okay.

I was like, Brie's got a soft spot for Iggy is. She's from Mullumbindi. For Iggy Azalea, Brie, you've put $7 million, and Clint, I can't see it. $12 million.

$12 million. She's got $13.8 million. It's a game. It's a game. All right. Obviously, we know who the true blue Australian here today is, and that is Clinton Paul Rowlett. I forfeit the game.

I forfeit the game. Myself, Clint, I'm like a lot of females i love a rom-com um or just a romantic movie yeah uh you know where you see these stories where people meet in a serendipitous kind of way and uh they fall in love. Right. I've got a real life rom-com movie story for you. Right. And as I was reading this on the internet, this story, and it's quite an unusual way for two people to meet. Yeah. I literally felt like there was a rom-com kind of song going on in the back of my head.

Okay. So I thought we could get some appropriate music. We can spring it down a bit and I'll read you the story of how these two people met. Go on then. So it all began when a woman by the name of Miss Roberts started looking for a home for herself and her three children. She saw number 41 Ella Long Road on the internet. It was going to auction that weekend.

She'd never set foot in it, but she decided from the floor plan and pictures she was going to buy it. The day after the auction, the agent from the home showed her around the house that she'd just purchased and introduced her to the vendor, Mark. Coincidentally, he was also a single dad with three children. He was the builder of the home and it was a classic cottage. The pair exchanged email addresses in case she had any questions about the house.

They parted ways with her handshake. For about the next year, she emailed Mark at odd times about stuff to do with the house and then he accidentally ordered a bunch of dog food to be delivered to his old address. Accidentally. Her new home. After this mix-up, they chatted for a while. He seemed like a really good person, she said,

someone that interested me. After they spoke back and forth, they seemed to have a bit of a connection. By this time, they exchanged phone numbers, a few funny texts, and they'd promised they would meet up for a cup of tea or coffee. She said that she liked him. They met up and had an instant connection. A few short years later, they've tied the knot.

Their families have joined, and they are now looking for a new home together. Couldn't have worked out better. It happened right in time with the Keane song as well. And he's going to build the home. It's even better. He's going to build the home. He's going to build the home for their blended families

to come together and live happily ever after. He didn't accidentally send the dog food to the wrong address. It was all part of the plan. It was all part of it all along. He knew it. Isn't that a great story? It is a great story. Yeah, I love that.

And the music behind it just makes you feel things you normally wouldn't feel. That's how they get you with the movies as well. Do you think anyone listening to us this afternoon has got like a rom-com story about how they met their partner? Or even just, yeah, like an unusual way that you met. Yeah. Not like on a, you know, the typical way in a bar. Not on a dating app. Or a dating app.

Not through friends. Yeah, some way where maybe your coffee order got mixed up. Yes. That's a way to meet someone. Maybe the courier delivery was like the dog food was delivered to your house by mistake and you tracked them down and you found them and they ended up being your soulmates. I got another one.

Maybe your dog got away from you at the dog park, ran off and was smelling the bum of another dog and you guys met that way. These are all perfect. That's what we're talking about. If you've got a meet cute in your life, a weird way that you and your partner met each other, we would love to hear about it this afternoon.

I'd love to hear the story. We'll put the music behind it. Yes. And we'll all just live vicariously through you. 0800 DIAL ZM. Or you can text us your weird meeting, your rom-com story to 9696. What was the weird way or unusual way

that you met your partner? We'll take those calls and texts next. Bree and Clint. I'm inspired, Clint, today. There's a story coming out of Aussie, actually, where these two people met because one woman was looking for a house. She ended up buying a house. She met the owner of the house.

And then a couple of years later, through a different bunch of coincidences, they're now married. And they're looking for a house together. It's like a rom-com. With their six kids, three from him, three from her. What are they on? We're asking you this question this afternoon.

Do you have a rom-com love story? Yeah. Is there an unusual way, like unconventional way that you met? There's some great stories coming in. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris.ventional way that you met. There's some great stories coming in. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, Kira, how's it going? Good.

We're going to soundtrack you, okay, to make it even more emotive. So when you're ready, tell us how you and your partner met. Okay, so my mum went in to pick up her boyfriend's car. She ended up stealing my dad's car. Dad noticed his car leaving the car park, chased it on a horse, caught up on a bend that he knew that she couldn't get round. Six months later, married. What?!

There's a horse, there's a chase, there's a car chase, there's a marriage. Right, so your parents have got a rom-com love story. Yeah, it's always pretty good, mate, and it's just the fact that he was in the, mate, and it's just the fact that he was in the car park, and you know, it's back in the 60s, so all the keys were in the

car. Yeah. He was just taking a car, he went and grabbed a horse. That is incredible, Chris. Like, ridiculous. There's really good text coming through on this. Yeah. Someone said, my partner and I met, because we both were in the same accident, hospitalised together, and we ended up together because we met in hospital.

Yeah, that's perfect, isn't it? What? Let's get Dave on. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Dave. Hey, you up, Dave? Yeah, is that Dave?

Yeah, this is Dave. Is that Diles at him? Yeah, this is Diles at him. How are you, man? Hey, good, good. How are you? You got a rom-com love story for us? Yeah, yes, I was like, this is Diles ZM. How are you, man? Hey, good, good. How are you? You got a rom-com love story for us? Yeah, yes. I was like, this is

20 years ago, actually. New Year's Eve, 1998. Alright. Kick us off. Do you want to hear it now? Yeah, tell us now, Dave. And I was like, how can I meet a girl? And I was like, I don't know. I'll take my guitar and I'll play guitar on Queen Street, Auckland. And I was playing guitar and she came up and requested

a song. She goes, I like that song. I haven't got any cash on me, but I'll give you a hug. And I said, I don't want a hug, I want a kiss. And she goes, okay. And the rest is history. What song was it? What song was it? I'm sure it was something that's on high rotate on ZM.

I can't remember what it is. I wish you had said, the one that's playing right now. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah something that's on high rotate on ZM. I can't remember what it is. I wish you had said, the one that's playing right now. Yeah, that's the one. Yes, this one. That's the one. Do you not remember the song? There's no way. That's your guy's song.

It was a Pearl Jam song, actually. Oh, right. It was the one that goes, I seem to recognise your face. Dave, have you ever listened to ZM before? Oh, my kids listen to it. Actually, I'm actually a bit old for it to be frank. Nah, you're never too old, Dave. That was a ripping story, Dave.

That's great. You've got a rom-com love story. Congratulations. Have a great day. I've got to go. You too. All right. See you, Dave.

Say hello to your wife for us, all right? There's a really amazing text that we need to read out. Yeah, okay. Someone texted through and they said, my husband and I worked for the same company, but we didn't know each other. We ended up at the same hotel for an overnight work thing. I accidentally left my key in my hotel door.

I got a knock at my door to alert me of my mistake. Then we worked out we worked for the same company. 18 years later, we're happily married. That's all it takes. Got to read out my favourite one. Last one. Last one. Just because I'm like living through these people.

This one is epic. So it says, An inter-railing around Europe and the Italian rail company double-booked my sleeper room. The song Higher Love, the original, was playing. We grabbed a meal and then we shared the sleeper together. Years later, we're married with five kids. What? In Italy, on a train, because the room got double booked? That's one of the ones that could have gone either way.

You know what's going to be... That could have been really cute or really creepy. It all depended on the person. You know what I'm going to be really annoyed about if I find out if people have just been writing plot lines of rom-coms on the text machine? I applied online to swap houses with a woman in England

for Christmas. Jack Black was there. Brie and Clint. I would wear that cardigan right now over this jersey that I've currently got on. I like that jersey on you.

Brie's got me in a Wallabies jersey for a week. It's for charity. It's for charity, okay? Yeah. Charity. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie Yeah. Yeah. Charity. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. All right, birthday banger. We'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Kia ora, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How are you? You know, good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Jess? 19th of September, 1992. All right, you were 16 in, Jess? 19th of September, 1992. All right. You were 16 in 2008 on the 19th of September. And Jessica, here's your birthday banger.

Damn. Banger. Not too bad. Not too bad. Kings of Leon, absolute iconic. You're 16 years old. You would have just been excited the song said sex in the title. Probably.

Jess, my mum fizzes for a bit of this song, I'm telling you. Yeah, right. Loves it. Your mum's a big Sex on Fire fan. Yeah, she loves it. It's weird hearing her sing it. Alana, kia ora, welcome to the show. Hi.

Hi. How are you going, Alana? Not so bad, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 4th of October, 78. Right, you were 16 in 1994 on the 4th of October.

And back in 94, this had a number one hit. Oh, very sexually charged episode of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Isn't it? Boys to men. Yeah. You like that one, Alana? Yeah, yeah. Going back a few years now.

Romantic slow jam for your 16th birthday. You know? Okay. Never know. Boys to men. Wait there. We'll get one more. You never know. You never know. Kia ora, know. Boys to men. Wait there. We'll get one more. You never know.

You never know. Kia ora, Lisa. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hiya. How are ya? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, not too bad.

Yeah, alright for a Tuesday? Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, go on. Tell us. It's alright. No, no, no. No, no, no.

It's not alright. You tell us. What's happened, Lisa? We've got time. No, no, no. It feels like a bit. You tell us. What's happened, Lisa? We've got time. No, no, no. It feels like a bit of a Monday today, that's all. Is that all you were going to say? What happened?

Who do we need to sort out? I want names. No one. I want addresses, Lisa. What's your birthday, Lisa? 18th of Jan, 75. Right, you were 16 in 1991 on the 18th of January. You're a Capricorn

and this is your birthday banger. One hit wonder, Vanilla Ice. Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. That's a good one, Lise. That's not too bad. Same intro as, what's the Queen song?

Under Pressure. Under Pressure. Yeah, they sampled the whole song. He sampled the whole song. That's why it probably did so well. Yeah. One of the reasons. There's a big reason.

Yeah, take a big hit, sample the song and then make another hit. Yeah. What are we playing? Are we playing Boys to Men, Sex on Fire, Kings of Leon? This is a hard one today for me.

Or Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby. Boys to Men, I love that song, but it's just a bit slow. It's a bit slow, yeah. So it's between Six on Fire. Six on Fire goes hard. And we don't really play Kings of Leon on ZM anymore. Ice Ice Baby's good too. Ice Ice Baby's just a good...

It's novelty. It's a good throwback. Yeah, all right. I'm going Ice Ice Baby. All right Ice Ice Baby's just a good It's novelty It's a good throwback Yeah alright I'm going Ice Ice Baby Alright let's do it Yeah this is good For Lisa Lisa you've won Birthday Bagger

Congratulations Oh cool What does that mean? Um Well nothing We're just going to play your song Oh god that's good enough You can tell your friends

You're the first person Who's ever asked, what does that mean? Yeah. In two and a half years, you're the first person. Get her a prize, producers. Nightly, will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights, and I'll glow To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, for us to speak of that booze I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody

Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gain weight You better hit bulls, how the kid don't play If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice, ice, baby You're down Ice, ice, baby

You're down Ice, ice, baby You're down Ice, ice, baby You're down Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in And the Vegas are pumping

Quick to the point To the point, no faking Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them, getting quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a simple and high hat With a souped up tempo I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo Rolling, here my 5.0 With my rag top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby, waiting just to say hi Did you stop? No, I just drove I kept on Pursuing to the next stop I bust a left And I'm heading to the next block The block was dead, yo So I continue to A1A

Peace, fun, and happiness Girls were hot Wearing less than bikinis Rock men lovers Driving Lamborghinis Jealous Cause I'm out getting mine Shaved with a gauge

And vanilla with a nine Ready For the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill Because I'm full of A-ball Gunshots Ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine All I heard was shell Thank you. We'll see you next time. Take heed, cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feast my rhymes, you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept We make it hype, and you want us to print this Shaped plates on a fade, slots like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJs say damn, if a rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my tube If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while DJ revolves it Ice, ice, baby Look at the ice, ice, baby Look at the ice, ice, baby Look at the ice, man, let's get out of here. Word to your mother.

ZD and Brian Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Lisa. For another ice. Hey, earlier in the show, Brie pledged to purchase a piece of artwork which is up for sale on Trade Me at the moment. That's entrapment. It's a hand-drawn sketch of Ashley Bloomfield, Dr. Ashley Bloomfield,

and Mittens the cat, both nominated for New Zealander of the Year. Blackmail. She said, sight unseen, that if the bids weren't over $1,000, she'd pay $1,000. I think deep down she thought the auction was going to be up at like $3,000 or $5,000. Well, I was hoping because it's for charity. But that wasn't the case.

It was only at $350. So currently Brie is the leading bid for this artwork at $515. We've just had correspondence from Brie's partner. Yeah, I've received texts. She knows, everyone. She knows and she is not happy. So either you better hope that you get this for a bargain at $515, which that is a bargain.

What a bargain. Or you need to hope that someone bids $1,005 tonight. Someone please bid. To knock you out of the ocean. Big news. Was it last week that the Kardashians announced they were going to be ending the show? Yeah.

That was huge news coming out of the Kardashian camp. The final season will air soon and that will be it for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Congratulations. We did it. We kept up. We did it. We achieved our goal, guys.

They said it couldn't be done. But recently, speaking on a podcast, which I didn't know Kate Hudson did a podcast, but apparently she does a podcast with her brother, Oliver Hudson, called Sibling Rivalry. And it was Courtney and Kendall who appeared on the podcast and they were asked, who is the biggest stoner in the Kardashian family? Which we also have an appropriate Kardashian opener

for talking about marijuana. Everything's just a bit more slowed down and chilled out, you know? I thought we could play a game this afternoon. Go around the room and you guys all get to have one

pick about who you think is the biggest stoner in the Kardashian family. Who's a real short one that was with Scott Disick? That's Kourtney. Yeah, I think it's... Oh, no, it changed my vote already. Rob. You think it's Rob?

100% it's Rob. Okay. Rob Kardashian, Clint's locking it in. That's how he came up with the idea for the sock business. Oh, yeah? Rob Kardashian is my vote for the biggest stoned Kardashian. Okay. Producer Ben?

I don't know many Kardashians, but I'm just going to go with Kim. Kim, the biggest, most famous Kardashian, some would say. Okay, perfect. Kim? She does have a CBD oil business. Does she? She sells products with CBD oil in it. So you know what, Ben?

It could be Kim. That's very true, yeah. Okay. Producer Anastasia, who do you want to lock in? I was going to say Rob too, but seeing as Clint's already guessed him, I'm going to maybe go for Kylie just because I know that Travis,

her partner... Oh, Kylie be the highest in the room. He is. Every single time she posts him, he's smoking something. So maybe she smokes the most secondhand weed. Yeah, yeah. And just by a hot box association,

she's the most stoned Kardashian. That is a very good guess. She's the second highest in the room. The answer and the most stoned Kardashian, according to the Kardashians, this is word of mouth, it is Kendall Jenner. Well, she's a Jenner, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, wait, you've got your own technicality there. She's not a Kardashian at all. Anna Sage just said Kylie. She's also a Jenner. But they're all in the Kardashian family. Apparently Kendall Jenner called herself the biggest stoner. So this is not word of mouth, this is

from the horse's mouth. She said, yeah, she calls herself a big stoner. She's the model, she's the supermodel and I imagine that's a very boring job. She's the only one. She hangs around a lot of basketballers too. Her current rumoured boyfriend is another basketballer. I don't know that they smoke a lot of weed in a stage, I think that's a very boring job. She's a young one. She hangs around a lot of basketballers too. Her current rumoured boyfriend is another basketballer.

I don't know that they smoke a lot of weed at a stage. I think that's a generalisation. No, no, no. I was saying... Don't they get drug tested? Yeah, they're professional athletes, which kind of surprises me. That's the point you were trying to make, yeah.

Yeah. I'm so confused. Have you smoked weed this afternoon? Yeah. Congratulations to the whole Kardashian family. And I mean so confused. Have you smoked weed this afternoon? Yeah. Congratulations to the whole Kardashian family. And I mean that sincerely. Do you know where you are, producer Anastasia? What?