ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 16th 2019

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Is everybody here? Are the producers here? Are you guys here? Yeah, yep, present. Have you guys ever had to do a late night pharmacy run? Yeah. What for? Cough medicine. Mine was condoms, this was so long ago.

Way to blow me out of the water, big guy. Yeah! What about you, Ellie? Mine was for Viagra. No, I don't think i have why do you need to go and get some things need some maxi pads what are you saying some things i don't know what do you need can i say actually before i get to that how good for females that there's now self-service checkouts and for the guys actually for condoms because you don't even have to talk to anyone anymore ben likes talking to them.

He likes to go to the he likes to go through the checkout counter and he puts 12 pack of condoms and a bottle of milk and that's it. And he's like

yeah. No you don't. I don't do that no. You don't do that? Milk for strong bones. No but you know what I mean when you're buying you know what I mean.

That's disgusting. And the checkout operator's like okay I don't feel comfortable anymore. What would be the item that you feel uncomfortable buying? Condoms. You feel uncomfortable buying condoms? Yeah, I took a big game, but I've always felt uncomfortable doing it. I always, I don't know why I feel weird about it, but it's tampons.

Yeah, no, I know what you mean. Or a big thing, a lube. Yeah. Yeah, that would be full on. I know. Okay, I got a sub question. Why a lube bottle so suggestively shape maybe they're double-purpose maybe maybe gorgeous I would know you know why the lube bottle Is shaped You know like that So felically Oh Do you know why

He's just nodding If you use the lube Well if you I mean if you I mean if you use the bottle You're gonna need the lube Well that's what I think he meant Yeah

Yeah Oh did we just clear that up I think we cleared it Um Last thing That you feel Anything else Anything else

What else Porno mags Oh yeah? Porno mags. Oh, yep. What? Porno mags. Well, do they still do that? I mean, I don't. When I worked at Whitcalls, we had people coming in and still buying those.

Can you get them from Whitcalls? Would you judge them? Can you get a porno from Whitcalls? Well, when I worked there, which was in 2009, you could. Would you judge them? Yeah, I would. Oh, I wouldn't judge them. I've got a question.

Was there ever any ladies that would buy them? No, not that I searched. I worked in a gas station and we sold pornos as well and they'd always

bring them up and they'd always get an extra magazine. They definitely didn't want. They definitely didn't want. Like a hunting

and fishing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd sit it on top of it. Yes. And my favourite thing to do was to mess with these

people and I'd scan the hunting and fishing or woman's day or whatever it was and then I'd scan hust hunting and fishing or woman's day or whatever it was and then I'd scan hustler and I'd put it on top of the fishing magazine and I'd be like, do you need a bag? Oh, God.

I was like, yeah, I need a bag, okay. Ellie, you were saying something that makes you uncomfortable. Oh, hemorrhoid cream. Oh, yeah. That's not fun to buy. Or any type of cream, actually. Yeah. Let's talk about the cream family. Oh, caniston. The thrush cream, that's

not fun either. Thrush cream's not fun to buy. No. Do you need a prescription for thrush cream? I think you can buy some over the counter, but I think it's cheaper if you get it prescribed. Can you self-diagnose thrush? Um, I think if you've had it before, you genuinely know you've got it. How do you know if you've got it?

I had to buy tinea cream when I was 17. Had to buy what? Tinea cream. Was that for your foot? Yeah. And you know why I had it? Because I lived in a boarding school and I had no family there and I was so embarrassed. I had to go to the chemist and buy it.

It was so embarrassing. Why didn't you wear some jandals in the shower? Well, I didn't know! I was from embarrassing. Why didn't you wear some jandals in the shower? Well I didn't know! I was from the country! Did you say why do you not wear jandals in the shower? That's how you get athlete's foot, from communal showers. Shed foot fungus. Well I did afterwards. Yeah.

Yeah, but I didn't know that. If you have foot fungus, and then you pee on your own foot in the shower, does that help? I don't know. Because your pee is sterile Right But then does that also help other people contract athlete's foot? It's a vicious cycle Yeah

Don't do that There's nothing wrong with tinea cream Nothing wrong with I was embarrassed I think I'd still be embarrassed today Yeah Anyway Anyway

There you go There you go Did we even get to why you needed to go? Yeah why Oh yeah why do you need to go You started the whole chat What are you going To the late night pharmacy for

Oh I just need to get my pill Oh okay Okay Urgently It was an urgent trip I didn't want to have Didn't want to have You need a PA

I didn't want to have My period for the weekend You know what I mean I want to skip that bad boy On through the weekend Okay here's the podcast Everybody enjoy You know what I mean? We'll just skip that bad boy on through the weekend. Okay, here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Oh, g'day, everybody. Welcome to the show.

Welcome to a brand new week, Brie and Clint. Hello, everyone. What, what? Huh? You alright? No, but sometimes I just wish you'd say hello to me. Oh, hey, Clint. Hello, everyone. What? Huh? You all right? No, but sometimes I just wish you'd say hello to me. Oh. Hey, mate.

Hi, mate. I've already seen you, but... I know, but I like it. We had lunch together today. Bree and I went... We did. ...to the KFC sushi train. Yeah, that was a good time, actually. Delicious.

KFC going around on a train. That was good fun. Yeah, and all the sushi had been made from obviously KFC chicken. It was delightful. Yeah, so we've had a good day. How about you? Today on the show, lots of chances for you to hear about the pheromone party

which is happening this Friday. If you want to come, it's a party where you pick a date based on what they smell like. You sniff out a good match for yourself. It's the last day to register and you can do it on our Facebook page right now. It's right there at the top

and you can bring a friend along. Yeah, you can bring a friend along. It's pretty much just a singles party. It's something to do on a Friday night if you want to come along, get a friend,

organise it, register and we'll probably get back to you in the next couple of days and let you know. It's also free. It's free. There's drinks, there's food.

Yeah, it'll be a good time. There's food. Yeah. There's dates. Yeah, there's dates. Clint will be there. There's interesting aromas. Clint's bringing his baby along. I'm married, but can I chuck a t-shirt in? Like, just to, you know,

test the waters, see if I've still got it. No, not appropriate. Let me just chuck a t-shirt in. Okay, let's call your wife Lucy and ask. We'll let her know nothing's going to happen.

You know, like... Yeah, but let's just call her and we'll ask her. Oh, no, she'll be all right with it. She'll be fine. She'll be fine with it? Yeah, I think she'll be fine. Just take my word for it. Just going to send her a text.

No, her phone's broken. No, she hasn't paid her data. Her phone's been turned off. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, we'll see what happens. Up next on the show, you want to talk about doggies. Well, if you didn't think dogs were the best already,

I've got another study to prove that they are. Okay. It's just another. You want to crusade to make people like dogs? No, I think people already like dogs. I was going to say, I think it's a pretty easy job. I'm going to add another good thing to the list. All right, we'll do it next.

Bree and Clint, Zidim. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. I promised you some good news for dog owners. And maybe you've been thinking about getting a dog and you've been able to make a decision. I've wanted a dog for about 10 years. But I also want it to be the right time so they've got the right environment. Oh, you want to be a responsible dog owner? Yes, I do.

You're thinking your inner city Ponsonby apartment with no backyard and party lifestyle are not conducive to a dog. Wouldn't be good for a dog. No. Wouldn't be good. But there'll be a time and I'll get one. But this might encourage people who are bad sleepers to get a dog because a sleep study has revealed that the effect of dogs on human sleep

in the home sleep environment is a positive one. What do dogs do for your sleep? They're saying that, well, essentially they pretty much did this study where they tracked 40 adults and their dogs over five months and all participants were trackers that monitored their sleep for the period of the test. And they were saying that, yeah, it actually brings security and comfort to people

so they actually end up having a better sleep. I can see that. Yeah. Kind of like sleeping with a baseball bat under your pillow. You know, you've got security. Is that the security they're talking about? Yeah. Like if someone breaks in, you can stick your Cavoodle on them.

You leave Cavoodles alone. There's like a noise at the door. You're like, get the Labradoodle. Don't come in. Don't come in. I've got a purebred Shar-Pei in here, and I am not afraid to use it. Shar-Peis can be very vicious. I don't know what a Shar-Pei is.

A Shar-Pei is a rolly dog. Oh, okay. You know who I've heard is very vicious? Sausage dogs. Yeah, they can be. They've got small dog syndrome, and because of that, they overcompensate. Very aggressive. Also heard of Chow Chows, quite an aggressive dog too.

All these cute Instagram dogs that I've wanted, they said, no, not conducive for children. They're very aggressive. Wouldn't have thought so. Would you think, because obviously people talk about a lot, you know, if they start dating someone, whether or not it's something that's awkward if their dog sleeps in their bed. Like, is that a turn-off?

Like on Kath and Kim. Oh, yeah. Cujo. Cujo, the big roddy who sleeps in the bed. Yeah. It's not a turn-off for me. They swab it everywhere, though. It's not a turn-off for me if there's an animal present.

That's actually a turn-on for me. I'd probably end up dating the person faster. All right. Well, that's a whole different category, so. That's a whole different kettle of fish. You have a dog? I'm coming over. Can it, um. Let's get married. Can it stay in the room?

Okay, that's weird. And leave the light on. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Did you hear about the 18 carat gold toilet that's been stolen? No, I didn't hear about this. Have you not heard this story? And you'd think me being me, I would have heard about a famous toilet. You're very downstairs focused.

I'm very into the toilet, Chad. Well, I've got some for you, and it's a real story coming out of the UK. So there is a 18-carat gold toilet. It's like a art exhibition. But it's a real toilet. It's a working toilet. They've installed it in a place called

Blenheim Palace, which for the historians among us... That's where the Venute's from. Is it? Blenheim Palace? It's from Blenheim. No, Blenheim Palace. It's a palace in the UK. No, this is where Winston Churchill was born. Oh, different. So it's a fancy place.

Okay. And they've installed the toilet. The thing about the 18 karat gold toilet is, it's a working toilet and you're allowed to use it. That's part of the exhibition. It's like an interactive thing and you're meant to... That's weird. Yeah, you're meant to get to experience what it's like

to do number twos on a five million pound toilet. That's how much this thing's worth. 18 karat gold. What, so five million's what, like $10 million? Yeah. It's solid gold. That is ridiculous. You get three minutes with the toilet.

They don't specify that you have to do number twos. Three minutes? Yeah, but that's all you get. God, you want to be on a good downhill run. Yeah, you want to have a bit of fibre in your diet. I don't know what they do after three minutes. If like a security guard comes and ushers you out. Anyway, the toilet's been stolen.

Someone has... How did someone steal a toilet? Right, it was fully plumbed in. Here it is. It's a working toilet. That's set up in Blenheim Palace. Oh, it's beautiful. It was set up for two days and someone's ripped it out of the wall. There's now flooding at Blenheim Palace. Oh, it's beautiful. It was set up for two days and someone's ripped it out of the wall.

There's now flooding at Blenheim Palace. What, because they ripped out the toilet? Because they ripped out the toilet and took off with it. And so far they've arrested a 66-year-old man, but they haven't found the toilet. So it's a bit of a mystery. They've been trying to get out the truth from the old man, but he's full of crap.

They're pursuing a number of leads just to flush out the truth. Yeah, turns out the guy, he's a real shit-stirrer. They have some clues, though. They're following a toilet paper trail. So far, it's all been a dead end, so they've had to dump them. I could go all day! It's a real Lou Dunnett. We could do this all day. No, we can't.

We've run out. We've run out. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We've just been watching what we like to call the Instagram Olympics. And here at ZM you can see like the big glass panel and outside there's these two girls who've been taking photos in different poses for the last 20 minutes. Oh, one girl's been taking photos of the other girl.

At first we thought she was modelling the Louis Vuitton handbag. I think it's just to get a good photo. I think we're just going for the angles. How would you feel if you were the other girl though? It's all about one girl. Maybe she was a nice photo. Surely there's a good photo. I think we're just going for the angles. How would you feel if you were the other girl, though? It's only about one girl. Maybe she wants a nice photo. Surely there's a rotation policy. Surely it's like, oh, no, now we're doing back to the camera,

looking over the shoulder. Wait, they're doing in front of the cafe. Oh, my God. This is good. We need to find out her handle. I have to see which one makes the cut. If you want to see it, you can head to my Instagram, at Bree Thomasel.

The whole Olympics of Instagram is uploaded to my Insta story. This is good stuff. It's gold for me. It's gold. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is hot stuff, man. You're missing out.

You need to be here for this. You'd be good at the Instagram Olympics, actually. You'd have all your poses down. Let's be clear. I would be very good at the Instagram Olympics. I've had a little poses down. Yeah, let's be clear. I would be very good at the Instagram Olympics. I've had a little pose in my time, let's be clear. Oh, we know. Yeah, I've seen your Instagram.

Yeah, at Mr. Dean McCarthy, if you'd like to see as well. Hey, Dean, super exciting from Kiwi superstar Taika Waititi. We saw a post from him regarding the new Suicide Squad movie over the weekend. Yes, he is going to be joining the cast of the new Suicide Squad, the next film directed by James Gunn, of course. Pretty huge stuff. He's also, Taika, he's also, I think, a director as well, isn't he? He's a very talented guy.

And, yeah, joining the cast alongside, of course, Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, Pete Davidson, Nathan Felon. Yeah, Viola Davis, like, pretty superstar cast. It's going to be huge. Taika's massive. Taika's hot property. Hollywood is completely in love with him at the moment. Nathan Fillon yeah Viola Davis like pretty superstar cast it's going to be huge Tyke is massive Tyke is hot property Hollywood is completely in love with him

at the moment can he save Suicide Squad arguably the worst superhero movie to come out in the last 15 years why is there a second coming

is that shady of me to say yeah maybe it's a reinvention you know like there's been lots of different incarnations. No, it'll be the same because Margot Robbie's still in it, won't it? It'll be a sequel to that first one. It will be.

Yeah. But could be very different if Tiger's on it. Yeah, okay. Also, almost confirmed, who's going to perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show? Oh my goodness, this is so cool. I love the halftime show at the Super Bowl. And it all makes sense.

It's going down in Miami. This person transcends all ages. She is a superstar that we all love, Jennifer Lopez. That's who I wanted for Friday James Live. Perfect. Perfect. And because, you know, she's got that. And I think that her music suits Miami as well.

And I just think that everyone loves her. She transcends so many different ages. She's so hot right now with her new film, Hustlers, which, by the way, is getting buzz about her getting an Oscar nomination for Hustlers. That's the buzz in Hollywood right now. Oh, she's hot property at the moment. Is she a Miami local? Like, is she from Miami?

Well, no, she's actually not, but she must spend a lot of time there because I feel like she's associated with Miami. When you think of her, you can kind of see her in Miami. I know she's from the block because Pitbull would have

been another good one for the, I mean, I don't know if he's big enough for the Super Bowl halftime show. He's big enough. But he is Mr. 305.

He is Miami. Darling. You know? Darling. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's exciting.

That's Dean McCarthy live from Los Angeles with the latest. Sorry, we're completely preoccupied with the Instagram Olympics outside the window. We've got to do an update. This is big time in the Instagram Olympics right now. This shoot has been going for about 20 minutes. I hope she's got a big storage cart on her phone because she is going to be chocker. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. This is about. For those who have been listening to this show for about 12 months. No more. I've just tweaked because I saw it on Facebook. I know what this is. I've been on a crusade to up Bree's fashion game for her. Ever since I was invited to New Zealand Fashion Week

and I saw a hot ticket item, I've been trying to get them on Bree's feet. No, you didn't try. I wore them for a damn week. No, no, then you're still wearing them. Today the quest continues. I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet.

Stop tagging me in Croc-related things. Stop tagging me in memes. Stop sending me stories. I don't like Crocs. You wouldn't wear the Balenciaga platform Crocs idea that I had. And that's fine. These things take time.

So now I've gone to someone that you know and respect. Obviously, my fashion opinion means sweet F all to you. What about someone that you know and love? What about Ariana Grande? Is it her? Ariana Grande. I thought it was Kanye. Has Kanye done it too?

That's even better Kanye's released That's even better No Kanye's released his own version of the croc Alright well don't ruin tomorrow's idea How am I giving you croc updates? Here's Ariana Grande's latest Instagram post It's her wearing white crocs

I told you white crocs were hot I told you that was hot 12 months ago and you could have been on this trend and we could have been the most cutting edge fashion show in the market and you slept on me. You slept on me like an idiot. Now look at it. It's because it's Ariana Grande. Yeah, well you can do that. You can do that. You do lots of things

that she does. She could put a potato on her feet and it would look hot. Well, if she does then I'll tell you we have potatoes but for now it's Crocs. No, I'm just saying of course she makes it look good because she's Ariana and it would look hot. Well, if she does, then I'll tell you we have potatoes, but for now it's Crocs. No, I'm just saying, of course she makes it look good because she's Ariana Grande. Look at her. I can tell you're still not convinced.

So I've been through the comments on the picture because maybe Ariana's gone down the wrong track. Maybe she hasn't taken the mood of the people correctly. Aha, but she has. Some influencers

that have commented on her post. Pony Boy, verified. 325,000 followers. Who is that? Come on, Crocs. Now I want a pair. He wants a pair. Nani, 170,000 Instagram

followers verified. Oh my God, Crocs. Love heart eyes face emoji. Okay. Okay. Madame Lame. Who are these people? I don't know.

I don't care. I don't care either. But 16.6 million followers. Verified. Everyone now run out and buy Crocs. No. What more convincing do you need? You put Crocs on Ariana Grande,

she's still Ariana Grande. Whereas me, if you put Crocs on a turd, it's still a turd. You are Crocs on Ariana Grande, she's still Ariana Grande. Whereas me, if you put Crocs on a turd, it's still a turd. You are not a turd. You are not a turd. No, but you know what I mean. And in Crocs, it happens to me a lot. You see a famous person wearing something, you're like, oh, that looks so good.

You buy it and you look at yourself and you're like, not the same. Like train driver hats. Yeah, okay. Alright. Anyway, I'll just leave the picture with you. ZM Spree and Clint, the same. Like train driver hats. Yeah, okay. All right. Anyway, I'll just leave the picture with you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Weird question for you this afternoon. What did you swallow?

What did you swallow? A lady in the States has gone viral after swallowing her engagement ring. This was an accident I read. She swallowed it in her sleep. Remember that time we talked about the guy who swallowed an AirPod? Yes. And he, like, clicked on the thing that it beeps? Yes.

And he could hear it coming from his stomach? No. He could? Right. Well, she didn't have that ability to track her engagement ring. She had a dream that she had swallowed her ring. But when she did a poo, she goes, oh, I don't remember eating carrots. Yeah, no, that's quite good.

There you go. Yeah, you can. Thank you. Thank you. No, so she had a dream that she swallowed the ring, and then she woke up and the ring was missing. And then she had sore guts, so she said to her fiancé, you need to take me to the doctors.

They did an X-ray, and there it was, just beyond her stomach, at the top of her intestines. Her engagement ring was sitting right there. She didn't poop it out. They'd advised her not to do that. But it was that big. It's quite jagged looking. Like it's, I don't know much about.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be pooping out a princess cut, that's for sure. I think that's what it is. Was it a princess? It's not a round, it's not a rounded diamond. And it's got quite a lot of claws. It's got quite a sharp point. Yeah, it's got quite a lot of claws holding the diamond.

So they did what is called an upper endoscopy. What's that? I don't know if upper endoscopy goes up the bum or if it goes in through the belly button. Anyway, one of those they retrieved it. It was quite serious.

She's crack up though. She said they decided to do an upper endoscopy and they said don't worry it's not a big deal but please sign this release form if you die.

And then I cried a lot because I would be so mad if I died. Yeah well you would be. Anyway they got the ring out and her and her husband have laughed about it. She's wearing the ring again.

Dangerous. Why? Well if you've got a thing for swallowing rings in your sleep, you know, once the seed is planted, the mind is a dangerous place. If you've got it in there and your body goes, remember when you did that thing? You should do that thing again. And then you're going to swallow your ring again.

Maybe she did it because the ring wasn't big enough and she was sending her fiancé a message. Hell of a message. Like she could have just been done like some passive aggressive like comments like everybody else. Yeah, like, oh, this is... I'll show him. I'm going to eat it.

Oh, this is, I mean, this is a cute ring. That would have done it. That would have been enough to get the message across. I don't think that's why she did it. What's the rule? It's like three months of someone's pay.

Oh, yeah. Is that the rule? The original rule was one month's salary. And then somebody started saying that it's three months' salary. But that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. Anyway, she swallowed hers. She's got it back.

So now we want to know from you this afternoon on 800-Diles-ZM, what did you swallow? Have you swallowed something weird? Did you swallow something expensive? Was it on purpose? Was it by accident? Oh, maybe you swallowed something to hide it. Like maybe you like.

Well, that sounds real. Maybe it was at an airport. Oh yeah, good point. Well, maybe it was. I don't know. Maybe you were importing some seeds or something. I don't know. Seeds? Okay, well back to the accident then. Maybe you swallowed it by accident. I don't know. Maybe you were importing some seeds or something. I don't know. Seeds?

Okay, well, back to the accident then. Maybe you swallowed it by accident. I don't know. What? No, you know, because you can't bring seeds into the country. Yeah, you don't want to be swallowing seeds, do you? Oh, wait, 100 dials at him. Okay?

Oh, my God. There's a weird question. What did you swallow? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Lady in the States has gone viral after accidentally swallowing her engagement ring. Probably the last thing you want to swallow. Pretty chunky.

Pretty chunky. Pretty chunky. I'm not going to make any jokes about that. I'm not going to make any. What joke? No, you know what jokes. What joke are you talking about? You know what you're trying to do here.

Okay. You're the one that said seed before. Oh, I just got it. Oh, my God. We've had two songs. I thought you meant like an apple seed. Okay. So we've asked you what have you swallowed, okay?

Oh, my God. Turns out it's quite a sensitive topic and no one wants to come on the phone. So we do have some good texts. A girl said, I went to school with a girl who used to smoke and her parents didn't know. And one day she had her smoke and her mum came to pick her up. She panicked, so she found her chapstick, rolled it all the way out and ate the whole tube to mask the smell. Smart. Smart.

Smart? I think. Chapstick's not going to hurt you. You put it on your lips. Yeah, but is that going to mask the smell of Siggy's? Probably not. Siggy's smell's not coming out of your mouth. It's coming off your clothes and your hair.

How would you know? Someone else. Oh, no, we won't read the baby changing table one. No, don't read that one. Jordan from the ZM offices here. Hi, Jordan. Hi, guys. You said you've swallowed something.

Yeah, so I was just waiting to talk to producer Ellie and I overheard and said that when I was about six, I swallowed a bead. A bee? A bead. Like a buzzy bee? No. Like a bee.

A bead. Like the insect. A bee. Like a bee. Like a bee. No. B-double-E. No, a bead.

Bee. Yeah, we heard you. A bee. How did you even swallow a bee? Does it fly? I feel like you guys are pranking me. Just to confirm, you swallowed a bee. A live.

Yeah, I swallowed a live bee. Oh, I thought you swallowed a bee. A live. Yep, I swallowed a live bee. Oh, I thought you swallowed a bead. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. ZM Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever pheromone party. Alright, so just to let you know what's going on in the studio right now, Clint's got like four blindfolds on. This feels so over the top. We're having a pheromone party this Friday,

which you can still sign up for. Head to our social media, Brian Clint on Facebook, and it's where you let your nose do the picking slash dating. Yeah. Where you pick your date based on the smell. I thought we could do a bit of an experiment this afternoon with your nose, Clint. Yeah.

So what we're going to do is I've organised four people. Oh, no, I know what you're going to do. No. Can I have a guess? No. Can I have a guess? What? You're going to make me sniff people from the office and say who they are.

No. See, that was the original idea, but I thought it would be more fun for you to have to pick the female amongst the males. Oh, not far wrong. Can we bring in the contestants, please? Do I need to stand up? No, just stay there. They will bring themselves to you. And so there's four people, and the aim of the game is for you

to pick the female amongst the group. Okay, so there's going to be three men? Well, I'm not saying yes or no. Okay. But you just have to be able to pick the female. Can contestant number one please make their way over? All right, have a sniff. I can't smell anything.

He's now having a sniff. Go a bit closer. Oh, I made skin. Oh, I touched skin. Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That is contest touched skin. Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

That is contestant number one. Got it. Can we please have contestant number two? Contestant number two. I won't move. Put yourself nice and close to my nose, please. Let's go armpit contestant number two. Oh, what did I sniff on the first one?

Okay. Yeah. Okay. You've had a good go. That was quite nice, actually. Contestant number two. I quite enjoyed that. Let's go for contestant number three.

Get a good whiff of contestant number three. Oh, contestant number three smells like laundry. Okay. Yeah. Not a bad thing. No, not a bad thing at all. No. All right, here comes contestant number four.

Is that a bit of you? What do you think of that? It's got like a sweet smell to it. Okay. Yeah. Based on what you've smelt from four contestants, who did you like the best?

I liked number two the best. Number two the best? Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Like it was a bit musky, but also like intentional. I'd say it smelled intentionally nice. Okay. So they had a. I'd say they smell intentionally nice.

Okay. So their smell was intentional. Number three smelled the freshest. Okay. Number one I didn't get much of a smell of. Do you want another smell? Yeah. Okay.

Another smell, number one. Just so he can get a good whiff. Okay. That's a lady. That's a lady. That's definitely a lady. Locking in contestant number one. Also, I brushed them with my face the first time and it felt soft.

Yeah, it's an HR issue because take your headphones off. Yeah. And now take your blindfold off and number one is standing in front of you. I'm a lady. It's Ross Boss. It's Ross Boss. Oh, shit. That was number one.

Who's number two that I enjoyed so much? That's Sound Keeper Gary. Not Gary. You smell lovely. I went to the gym and borrowed Jordan's perfume. See, okay, there's something there. There you go. Who was number three?

Who's Fresh Laundry? That's Ellie. Yeah, well done. And what do you think of Alan? Big Gay Gorgeous Al. There you go. Who was number three? Who's Fresh Laundry? That's Ellie. Yeah, well done. And what do you think of Alan, Big Gay Gorgeous Al? Big Gay Gorgeous Al, number four. Not for you. Well, I mean, nothing personal, big fella, but. Lucky for you because you're not for him either.

Not quite in my wheelhouse. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. I used a very small chihuahua dog to wing woman one of my friends on the weekend. Okay. Let me tell you what happened and then you tell me if you think it was good banter. Yeah, cool. And if you would reply.

Okay. So we went around to, it was actually a friend of a friend of mine, so I hadn't really met her before, but we went around to her house and she has this adorable little dog. Anyway, we're sitting around and she was telling us about how she had to take the dog in recently to the vet because he needed to get some teeth pulled out. Okay. Anyway, she said, she goes, oh, the vet that is looking

after him is really attractive. Okay. Really good looking guy. And I was like, okay, have you found him on Facebook? And she goes, yeah, found him on Facebook. Yeah. But she was like, that's a bit, you know, that's not cool. Isn't it?

Which I said, does it? It's not cool with a doctor because that's like breaking professional boundaries. But as a vet. Because technically she's not his patient. No. The dog is. If the chihuahua had slid in the DMs... Well, here's the thing.

And been like, do your doggy style, then that's... Here's the thing. That's different. I came up with the idea and I said, you should message him. Because she goes, oh, my dog, he has his own Facebook page. It's really cute. I said, you should message him from the dog's page, asking him if he can ask him some questions about the surgery because he's feeling a bit anxious.

Okay. Yeah. That's a little bit cute. Yeah. Yeah. So what we did was we logged into the dog's Facebook and we found him on Facebook and we sent him a message like it was from the dog. How good is 2019? So we logged into the dog's Facebook page. Yeah. Carry on. Carry on. Anyway, so we logged in and we wrote Facebook page. Yeah, carry on, carry on. Anyway, so we logged in and we wrote this message from the dog being like, hey, I'm just a little bit anxious about the surgery. Doctor, whatever his name was, is it okay if I ask you a few questions? He wrote back within three minutes.

Oh, what is he on Facebook in the operating theatre? No, well, this was a Saturday night. Oh, okay. He must have been at home. Yeah. Anyway, the next message was where it got hard because he was going along with it. So he was like, of course, and he was talking to the person like it was the dog. Maybe he'd had a few wines.

Well, a thought came over me. Imagine that. He thinks he's actually talking to the dog. A thought came over me where I was like, he doesn't actually. And it's really special too. He's like, none of my patients ever contact me. What's the chihuahua's name?

Rocco. Oh, Rocco. Thank goodness. Finally, I'm appreciated. Okay, yeah. Anyway, so the messages went back and forth for a little bit like it was from Rocco and there was some banter where it was like there was a spelling mistake.

So I just wrote from Rocco and I was like, sorry, takes a long time to write messages with my small paws and I haven't had my claws clipped. But it went south when topics got onto other things. Did he ask the dog to send notes? ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Trash or treasure? Every Monday we play Trash or Treasure,

and if you know your trash or your treasure, you can win for yourself some free mobile fuel. We play you items, and you just have to tell us, based on the audio, if you think it's worth under five grand being trash or over five grand being treasure. When's the last time you went into an op shop, Zoe? Not for a long time, actually. Why'd you say her name like that?

Yeah, Zoe. Well, I want to know what her credentials are like. I want to know if she's got the nows to take this game out. You need two from three correct to win the game. Okay, Zoe. All righty. All right, Zoe, here comes item number one. I got a 2010 finals jersey, warm-up jersey from Kobe Bryant, and it's signed.

I'm here at the pawn shop today to sell my 2010 finals game-used Kobe Bryant warm-up jersey. Oh, NBA Lakers jersey signed by Kobe. The best player on the team. For the record, the Lakers won that series in 2010. It's a warm-up jersey, though. Went to Game 7 and it's signed by Kobe. Is that trash or treasure?

What do you think, Zoe? I'm thinking it's treasure. Worth over $5,000. What have we got? You're looking at about 15,000 retail. Oh! For a smelly old shirt. Zoe. Yeah, is it worth more?

Are those things worth more if you don't wash them? Who knows? If it was the actual jersey that he played in, I'd be like, okay. You're seriously underwhelmed by this, aren't you? Yeah, producer Ben. When they got in the guy to check that item, it was worth

$104,000 if he had been the match game. And signed. So if it was the actual match jersey, yeah. I can see that being worth something. Zoe, here comes item number two. You get this one, you win the game. I have a piece from Albert Einstein.

Really? Handwritten math. By Albert Einstein? Yep. I'm here at the pawn shop today to sell my handwritten Albert Einstein math scripture. Ooh. Handwritten math on a piece of paper

by Albert Einstein. I'm looking at it. It's been like laminated, and it's his handwriting. I think you've got to keep in mind here, Zoe, he would have done a lot of math. So there's probably quite a lot of his writing around. Yeah, but you know how old he is?

Well, he's dead. Exactly. You know how old that stuff would be? Yeah, okay, all right. Paper disintegrates. I'm just saying we don't know if that's where he jotted down the theory of relativity. We don't know.

This could be just him working out his mortgage for the week. But Zoe, it's up to you. Is that trash or treasure? I think I'm going to have to go treasure again. Treasure worth over 5k. What have we got? I'd give you three grand for it. I mean, that's like the most money that makes sense to me. I tried

to warn you, Zoe. Ah, bugger. It's okay. You're not out yet. We've got one more. Here it is. These are amazing illustrations from Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Zendak. Ah, bugger. It's okay, you're not out yet. We've got one more. Here it is. These are amazing illustrations from Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Zendak. Oh, that is cool. This is totally amazing. That is cool.

I have an incredible collection of 12 original illustrations from the classic children's book Where the Wild Things Are. I love that book. That is one of my favourite childhood books. Do you know that book, Zoe?

I do, yeah. Pretty famous childhood book, isn't it? Original sketches from Where the Wild Things Are, the book, not the movie, is that? The original sketches from the book. Trash or treasure? I'm going to go treasure again. Surely that's got to be treasure.

Surely. Let's find out. The value of the collection ad is about $375,000. Oh! Wow. Wow! Wow! Looks like you were well. The value of the collection ad is about $375,000. Wow. Wow. Looks like you were well right with that one, Zoe.

That is better than a Kobe Bryant warm-up jersey. I'd rather than. Congratulations. Two out of three means you take out the mobile fuel for Trash or Treasure. Nice work. Awesome. Thank you. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

One for the flatters or the renters like me. Here's the question. Should there be a rule about how many nights a flatmate's partner stays over? So they're not living there. No. They're not paying rent. No, they're not on the lease. They're not on the lease.

They're not paying for water. They're not paying for electricity. Okay. How many nights a week should they be allowed to stay over yes can i ask a couple of qualifying details yeah were they a couple when i when you came into the flat so say you're living with me did you have a partner at the time or is it a new partner oh see there's all these different things that come into play i think to be honest it doesn't matter if they already had a boyfriend or girlfriend or if they got one during your time there. The same rules should apply, shouldn't they?

The reason I ask is because not just financially, because obviously the implications are like financial, if they're using more of your power and water, but also taking up time in the bathroom. But there's another dynamic that I don't think we've thought of, and that's social. Like if I started living with you and we're both young, fun, single people, and then you go and get a partner and you get all boring,

like, should that be taken into account? Like, I live with you. I don't want your partner here. I signed up for the young, single you. Yeah, I signed up for party brie. Yeah, I didn't sign up for... And now your bloody partner's here four nights a week. It does change the dynamic.

You guys just sit in your room watching Netflix on your laptop. It changes the dynamic. Well, just sit in your room watching Netflix on your laptop. It changes the dynamic. Well, I'm out here drinking by myself. Yeah, well, I think you're the sad one that needs help. Because it does change the dynamic. Because what if, you know, normally on a Saturday night it'd be some single gals getting some drinks,

having a few people over. Whereas if someone gets with someone, then they're like, oh, I don't really want to do that. There's also different types of partner that you can bring into the flat. Because you that's the thing. You never auditioned the partner for the flat. You never had a meeting with them.

Because you can have thoughtful, considerate ones who are like, who won't touch your milk and your bread. Who clean up. Who clean and who only shower at their own house. So they'll leave like early. No, no, I'll go back to my place. And then you've got the other ones that basically move in and they'll leave their shoes in the lounge they'll put their food in the fridge on your shelf oh and you'll be having a shower and they'll be like

sorry you're gonna be much longer i actually need to um i've got to go to work so i've got to get in the shower you don't live here this isn't your house i used to live in a house with four other girls and one of the girls ended up getting a boyfriend, which fine, great, happy for her. And anyway, he lived about 45 minutes outside of the city. Yeah. And we lived quite in a city and his work was about five minutes down the road from our house. Oh, how convenient for him.

He used to stay, no joke, every single night. Well, you'd stay Monday to Friday just for convenience for work and then Saturday it's fun time. And he'd want to go out, wouldn't he? Yeah, and then Sunday you're hungover, so I can't be bothered going home then. Producer Ben, you told us a story that the flat that you're in now, one of the old flatmates used to leave

and the girlfriend used to stay on in his room. Yeah, they were just saying that the partner would always be around cooking meals and stuff and then he was like, I'm leaving for a bit, just gotta go on a holiday. What? Not long. I think it was like three or four days and then she just stayed for a little bit. So the partner of the flatmate would stay at the flat when the actual

flatmate wasn't there. That's neck left, bro. I'd feel so uncomfortable. Although, is that like a form of subletting? You're like, well, I'm paying for the room, so technically I can put whoever I want in there. Making his girlfriend pay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Is she paying? I don't know. I mean, it's a loaded issue because there are so many, there's so many layers to it. So many variables. And there are no rules. Like it's not a hard and fast,

like it's not in like the landlord doesn't give you information about it when you move in. There's no code when it comes to flatmates partners. No, but I think what we can do right now is we can get people's experiences and we can try and come to a resolution. Sure, okay. What's your experience with flatmates' partners staying over at your flat?

How many nights a week should it be? What's happened? What was your experience with it? Was there a fight? Was someone seriously taking the piss? Maybe there's actual rules in your flat. Yeah. We want to know about it.

Maybe you lived with a polygamist and all five of their partners were staying over at their... That's a lot, isn't it? It's a bit. But I mean, if there's no rules, then who's to say? Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us 9696. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Yeah. We've touched on a hot topic.

Hot, hot, hot topic. It's hard for people who are flatting, isn't it? It is. There are so many different dynamics to have to manage at any one time. And the dynamic we're talking about today is flatmates, partners staying over. How many nights a week is it appropriate? Should they put in for bills, et cetera, et cetera? I said to you just then in the break, like I'm flatting.

I live with two other people, and you were like, oh, you would care if your flatmate had someone over five nights a week. And I think the thing it really came down to, one, I don't share a bathroom with her, so it doesn't really affect me in that way. That's a big one, yeah. Massive one. And the other big one, it would depend on the person that she was bringing over.

Absolutely. Like if they fit in, perfect, bring them around. What if they had like real punishing chat and it made home like tedious? Like imagine if you had to make small talk at your own house. Yeah, see, I wouldn't love it if they were in like the living room and the lounge room every single night. It depends on the person. If everybody in the flat loves the partner,

you'd be like, oh, get him over. There'd be no drama. Can so-and-so come and stay over a bit more? Bloody, I love that guy. You know the people and they're helping in the kitchen and they're taking the rubbish out. Anything like that. So we want to know your experiences with flatmates, partners. Hey, Jess.

Hey, how's it going? Good. Tell us what happened. So my flatmate, who is also my sister, got a new boyfriend about four or five weeks ago, and he's been staying at our place seven days a week for four or five weeks. Okay, and how do you feel about that?

Oh, our electricity's through the roof. I haven't had a warm shower in about three weeks. Oh, they're using all the hot water. Surely, Jess, it's your sister. Surely you can tell your sister what's up. Well, we did and we asked for him to pay, if he's going to say, seven nights to pay $10 a night.

So, you know, $70 a week, I think. That's not bad. And yeah, they threw a fit and she basically got really mad at me and didn't talk to me for like two weeks and my boyfriend as well. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You've got a boyfriend as well? Yeah, how many nights does he stay?

So me and my partner have been living together for a really long time and we moved into this flat together. That's different. And then she came later. Right. So he pays rent and everything. Jess, this is what I think it comes down to. Do you like your sister's partner? Um, yeah.

Oh, you took a little while to answer that. Like, it's just a bit awkward because I don't know him. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's staying seven nights a week. You'd think you would. Yeah, well, they stay in the room every single night, so we never, like, really talk to them or see them. Yeah, yeah. Well, at least they're out of the way. Um, so we never, like, really talk to them or see them. Yeah, yeah.

Well, at least they're out of the way. Let's talk. Thanks, Jess. Let's talk to Lash. Hey, Lash. Hi, Lash. Hi, how are you guys doing? Good.

What's the situation at your flat? So I lived in a flat. We needed another flatmate, and so we made an ad, like, looking for someone, and they clearly said no to us. We were five minutes away from him, and he was great, so that was all cool. And then, like, a few days after, he's just like, yeah, my girlfriend's going to come around. Yeah. One of the worst things she did was spend her sick days from work at our house. I came home from work, she was in my lounge, surrounded by tissues and stuff. Oh! I was just like, are you sick?

And then she's just like, her voice was all croaky and stuff. And she's like, yeah, I'm a little bit sick. Well, I can't really afford to take days off work, so I'm not really... You can't get sick from your flatmate's partner. That's not okay And there's only I know And you would say

It would be better for me If you like went home And she's like Oh no I don't think it was fine And I'm just like I'm not okay with this And I still had to talk To her boyfriend

I asked like three times I'm like I'm not cool with this I don't want to get sick Yeah Nah you got a raw deal there There's only one solution there mate What's that?

I can't say that. No, what? You got to break them up. I'd sacrifice. I think you can say move. God, there are so many texts coming in about this partners of flatmates thing. It's such a hot topic. There are no hard and fast rules.

I think what we're learning though is if you contribute financially, just something, you can almost get away with anything. Be courteous, offer to help clean up. Did you read the most courteous text ever? No.

Someone texted through and they said, as the partner who would stay the night, and I didn't know the flatmates that well, I used to drive 45 minutes to his house and then I would drive in the morning back to my own house 45 minutes to shower and get ready for work and then drive all the way back into town. Yeah, see, that to me is too far the other way. Too far. Just put $10 in the flat account and you're good to go, right?

Or this other one. Someone said, I had a flatmate who had a new girl over every night. Okay. Okay. And it said, I kid you not, called them all Sally, and in the morning we made him put $10 in the jar for every girl who used the shower. Yeah, well, you can't charge a girl if you don't know her name, so. It's my birthday.

You know? It's my birthday. It's Free and Clint's birthday. He probably doesn't even have their phone number, let alone their bank account details. Well, he should be paying. He's having the guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not there. Not there. Oh, always take it up with the actual flatmate, by the way. Yeah, it's nothing to do with the other person. The other one is an invited guest, no matter how annoying they are. Yeah, I know. Anyway, let's do a birthday banger. All right, this is where we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays

and we'll play the best one out of the three. Let's start with Corey. Hi, Corey. How's it going? Good. What's your birthday? 4th of October, 1989. Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 4th of October

and this is your birthday banger. The first Rihanna single? Yes, the first hit. This is where it started. It's got the worst music video too. They're doing like a conga line around the club and Rihanna's dancing on a box. That's right. It's a good birthday banger though.

Corey, do you like it? I mean, it's not bad. Could be worse. Could be very worse. I mean, it's a classic. I love anything from Ray Ray though. Yeah. Let's talk to Jenna. Hey, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hey, how are you going? Good, Jenna. What's your birthday? 13th of November, 1984.

Okay, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 13th of November. And for the millennium, this topped the charts. I love this song. It's Spella, Groove Jet, featuring Sophie Alice Bickster. That's correct. Baxter.

Baxter. On vocals. Do you like that, Jenna? Oh, it takes me back. Yeah, correct. Baxter. Baxter. On vocals. Do you like that, Jenna? Oh, it takes me back. Yeah, right? Takes me back, too. Right. Got some 2000 vibes.

Last one's Katie. Hey, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. What's your birthday, Katie? 9th of November, 1991. Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 9th of November, and on that day, this was number one. Soldier Boy Crank Dat.

You like that, Katie? Yeah, I actually remember learning that dance when I was at school. Of course you do. Don't we all, Katie? It came out on your 16th birthday. Hell yeah. Okay, what are we going to play? We've got original Rihanna, original Soulja Boy,

or a 2000s song from Groove Jet. Opposed to a remix Soulja Boy. No, I mean like his original single. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh. My gut says Spiller Groove Jet. My gut says Soulja Boy.

Yeah, but then I'm like, is the Groove Jet going to be a bit boring? Well, I love that song, I'm With You. Yeah. And I love, yeah, the Sophie Ellis Baxter vibe on it. I think we know one thing, we're not choosing the Rihanna song. No. So should we let Corey decide, seeing as we're not choosing his song? I think Corey will go crank that.

But okay, go on. Corey. Hey. Commiserations, we're not choosing your song, but could you choose the winner for us out of Soulja Boy and Spill A Groove Jet? It has to be Soulja Boy. I knew it, Corey. Fair enough.

I knew it. The people have spoken. Here we go. Soulja Boy, tell us. Soulja Boy. I knew it, Corey. Fair enough. I knew it. The people have spoken. Here we go. Soulja Boy, too. Soulja Boy, too. I got this new damn thing. Katie, you can thank Corey for putting your birthday banger

on the radio. Yeah, thank you, Corey. No worries. Brie and Clint, this is Zedim. Why me crack it, why me roll? Why me crack that Soulja Boy, that Superman, that Now why me crack that Soulja Boy? Now why me crack that Soulja Boy? Now why me crack that Soulja Boy? Now why?

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You! I'm jockin' on you, I'm jockin' on you. And if we get to fight, then I'm cocking on you You catch me at your local party, yes, I crank it every day Haters get mad cause I got me some baby, mate Soulja Boy, I finna, oh Why me crank it, why me roll? Why me crank that Soulja Boy, that Superman, that, oh Now why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?

Now why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now why me crank that Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy, I finna, oh Why me crank it, now why me? You, crank that soul, now why me? You, crank that soul, now why me? You, crank that soul, now what? Soulja Boy up in it, oh, why me crank it, why me roll? Why me crank that Soulja Boy, that's Superman, now oh Now why me? You, crank that soul, now why me? You, crank that soul, now what? Crank that soul, now why me? You, crank that soul, now what? I'm bouncing on my toes, why me super soaked, yeah, oh, I'm a pass to A-Rab and he gon' crank it up for sure Haters wanna be me, Soulja Boy, I'm the man They be lookin' at my neck, sayin' it's the rubber Bad, man, why me do it?

Damn, damn, let it do it Nope, you can't do it like me, dope So don't do it like me, folk I seen you try to do it like me, man, that do it like me. Oh, I see you try do it like me man I damn well Why me Superman That's all I want

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Can you explain it to me one time? It means when you move the beds to the side of the room. Oh, so you have more room for activity? Yeah, so you can do like a superman onto the other bed. That was good fun, that song, but we realised halfway through it that if that song came out today, it would be like Old Town Road and it would only be two minutes long. Whereas when that came out, they were still making those songs

to be three minutes 30. So it's a long time to Superman there. Name some other songs that are similar to that one, like in the same category. Teach Me How To Dougie. Was it, yeah, Teach Me How To Dougie. Yeah, Kelly Swag District. Yeah, and what was that song that came out and it was like

where there'd be one person in the room and it was like The Chicken Dance? No. It wasn't by Fisher. That's the song now. What did you like better? Soulja Boy, Crank That or this song? I mean, that's more. What? Can you teach me how to dougie? You know why? Because all the girls love me. What did you like better? Soulja Boy, Crank That, or this song?

You would have bagged it up and dumped it. This. I thought they were the same songs. Very similar dance moves. Someone on the text machine's got it. The Harlem Shake. Oh, okay. How did they get that from that terrible impersonation you just did?

It was pretty good. They got it. A couple of people got it. Do your Harlem Shake again? Nah, once was enough. No, go on, do it. Do how you do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Con lo terrorista.

It's a sign. Pretty good. Pretty good Pretty good ZM Spree and Clint The podcast Thanks ZM Spree and Clint Are hosting their first ever

Salmon party Oh nah It's our first ever Singles party as well And it's a little bit weird Yeah Okay Yeah

It is But it's also gonna be fun Is one of the only reasons We're having it is because producer Ben's been pushing to have it and he's single? He's going to put his t-shirt in there as well. He's going to throw it into the mix, are you? Yeah. He's told me officially that you'll be able to sniff him.

He said he's having some issues because to come to this party, you need to sleep in a t-shirt for three nights with no deodorant and then put it in a bag. He said he normally sleeps nude and if he puts a shirt on for one night it's going to be soaked in sweat. It's true.

Yeah. Yeah, but why? What? Ben! I get hot in a t-shirt. It's fine. It's just more pheromones. It's more pheromones.

Girls who are coming to this party might be listening. No, but it doesn't matter because it's anonymous. You're not, you don't see, you don't go,

and here's producer Ben's bag, and you go, oh, I've missed that one. What if I get a T-shirt that says, I'm producer Ben branded on the T-shirt? Yeah, but what if they get matched with him and then they're like, ew, producer Ben. Yeah, what if you spell it out and sweat? Anyway, put him to the side for a second, okay? It's not about him.

It's about you and you finding a love match. We have two people who have registered to come to this party on the line with us now. Let's talk to Victoria first. Hey, Victoria. Hi, Victoria.

Hi. I've got a few questions. How old are you? I am 31. Okay, perfect. Relationship status? Yeah. Single.

Well, you'd want to be if you signed up for this party. No, you say that. We had a married guy enter. No. Would you be keen on that, Victoria signed up for this party. No, you say that. We had a married guy enter. No. Would you be keen on that, Victoria? No, definitely not. That's okay.

We're vetting those people out. What if he smelled really nice? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, what else do you need to know, Victoria? I want to know, Victoria, if you thought someone smelt bad, would you not ask them for a second date? Hell yeah. Sorry.

It's important, right? It's super important. So we're taking... It's pretty shallow, but yeah, definitely not. I don't second date. Hell yeah. Sorry. It's important, right? It's super important. It's pretty shallow, but yeah, definitely not. I don't think it is that shallow. I think it's about this person makes me want to throw up in my mouth, so I can't be around them too much. I think it's based. I think it's a different thing.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Victoria. We're going to come straight back to you because we've got a guy on the line too. His name's Chris. Hey, Chris. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good.

Thanks, Chris. I've got a question for you line too. His name's Chris. Hey, Chris. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Chris. I've got a question for you. Do you smell good? Sometimes. Sometimes? When do you not smell good? After the gym or after work. That's fine.

What do you like? Are you like a clammy sleeper? Because you're going to have to wear this T-shirt with nothing else. You can't have any perfumes, anything like that, for three nights in a row. How's that T-shirt going to smell when we bag it up for the party?umes, anything like that for three nights in a row. How's that t-shirt going to smell when we bag it up

for the party? Well, look, I sleep in the nude as well. So I don't know how I'm going to do it. So you're really going to have to sacrifice. I'm hoping it won't be too bad.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. How long have you been single, Chris? Since November. And how old are you, Chris? I'm 30. Oh!

Oh. This could be a match between Victoria and Chris. Victoria, do you like the sound of Chris? I think I'd have to get to know his personality. No. No. No, Victoria.

The answer is you're going to have to smell him. There is no getting. This is the thing about the pheromone party. There is no getting to know the personality. It's all done off pheromones and what that person smells like. We're taking every other prejudice out of the equation and we're going to find

a DNA match for you guys imagine if you had to get married to the person that you picked oh god we're not doing that we could call it married at first snuff yeah

I like that look we don't know if you guys are a match because you haven't snuck each other yet yeah yeah yeah it'll be more casual than that but are you both keen

do you want to come on Friday night? Yeah, definitely. Lock them in. We'll see you on Friday night. Get your nose ready. Get your nose sprays nice and... Yeah, take your antihistamines. Yep.

Because you don't want to have your nose throw you off. No. Oh, no, yeah. Oh, no blocked noses allowed. Okay, cool. That's Victoria and Chris. They're both going to be there. If you want to come as well and you want to date,

tonight is the last chance to enter for this, okay? The registrations need to close by tomorrow morning so we can get people doing what they need to do, wearing the T-shirts and getting their pheromones ready. It's for three nights, so you do the math. You need to sign up tonight and you can bring along a friend. Just put down who you want to come and get them to sign up so you don't have to come by yourself. You need to sign up tonight and you can bring along a friend. Just put down who you want to come and get them to sign up so you don't have to come by yourself.

You need to be single. You need to be in Auckland and you need to be over 18 because there's going to be free drinks as well. Yeah, and food and drinks. And also it's creepy if you're not over 18. Yeah. The registration form is on the Bree and Clint Facebook page right now. It's pinned right there at the top.

Come along, it'll be fun. Yeah, and we'll be there. I mean, that's probably not a draw card. It'll be fun and we'll be there. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Remember we talked about the Home Alone remake that's coming? Yes.

Are they going to do a new Home Alone? Not 100% on board with it. You know, just because they got it right the first time and they got it right the second time. There's been some all right remakes. Yeah. There is a petition that has gone out because Home Alone's all about Macaulay Culkin, right?

There's a petition out asking Disney to recast Macaulay Culkin as nine-year-old Kevin and have nobody in the film acknowledge that he's now 38. I like that idea. So he's in the film and he's playing the nine-year-old and everyone's like, oh, look at this kid. Do you reckon he would be on board? So the petition has gone viral and he has responded to it. Love it.

To the petition that says recast 38-year-old Macaulay Culkin as Kevin and have nobody acknowledge it. I think it'd be a hit. He said, I'm 100% on board. The problem is I'm 39. Yeah, see, that's too old now. Oh, that's too old? Couldn't get away with it?

I think he could have got away with it at 38. Yeah, so anyway, watch this space. I mean, of course he's on board with it, but. I think you could have got away with it at 38. Yeah, so anyway. Watch this space. I mean of course he's on board with it, but you know like. In this version he just has girls around. No, I don't think you're getting it. No, I get it, but I'm just saying. He's 39, but he's

playing a nine year old. No, I get it. Like do you? I was making a joke. Oh. Come on! They should just hire all of the exact same actors and actresses. That's what they should do. That's what they should do. That's what they should do.

Okay, someone call Disney. We've got an idea. Zidim, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I've seen a lot of articles online about different crimes that have been solved because of Google Earth. Okay. Now, if you have never used Google Earth, it's essentially a program where you can look at any address anywhere in the world.

From outer space. From outer space. Essentially, it's a satellite. It's real freaky. The first time I used it, it buzzed me out something chronic. And what about how you can zoom in so close where you can zoom in down to street level. I'm wondering how, because obviously as technology gets better and better, like when they bring out a new phone and the camera's better every year,

how high res is it going to get? You know what I reckon it'll be? Like if I'm nude sunbathing with my wanger facing up, are you going to be able to see that? No, because obviously the pictures are taken at one time. Yeah. And then they update them, you know. I don't know how.

You know, I get that. But what if that's the time that I'm out there doing my wangatang? Well, yes, exactly. It could capture it. And I'm pretty sure they could nearly see it now. But I reckon eventually it's going to be just a full-time 24-7 video. Like a live stream. Live stream video.

I think you're right. But that has so many different implications. Crazy. Anyway, some of the crime cases that have been solved recently was this one case that was in Florida where this man went missing 22 years ago and they never knew where he went. Anyway, someone spotted what looked like to be a car near this dam near their house. Yeah. And they ended up reporting it.

And apparently the car had the missing man in it because he'd driven into the dam. So they spotted the car using Google Earth? Yes. Buzzy. So they saw that there was a car in the dam. Yeah. Yeah, crazy. So that was one of them.

And I've looked up some of the other crimes that have been solved using Google Earth. This was a pretty funny one. There was a weed farm in Switzerland. Yeah. And what they did was, it was back in 2009, and they planted a bunch of corn on the border of this farm. Yeah. So that if you walked up to it, you'd just think it was a whole lot of corn, right? Yeah.

But from Google Earth, you could see that it was all weed inside. Hidden behind the corn. Hidden behind the corn. Yeah. See, I told you Google Earth was a narc. Crazy. Seriously, yeah. There was also another case, and this one was in Brooklyn, New York,

because obviously you know the google the google earth car have you ever seen it driving around where it takes pictures of the street that's the google street view car yes yeah um anyway i always want to get on it yeah i'm like get a picture of me well maybe you wouldn't because three guys in brooklyn new york um got done for dealing heroin because the google earth car caught it on their cameras. Right. Well, to be honest, I have limited sympathy for the heroin dealers. Yeah, right.

Little sympathy. This is my favorite one that I've found. Crimes that have been solved by Google Earth. This is probably the best one. So in Greece or in Athens rather, which is the capital of Greece, you need a permit to have a pool. And so it costs you money and you pay the government money to have a pool and you need to get that all signed off before you can build a pool.

Anyway, authorities knew that there was 324 pools in Athens. That's how many pools were in Athens at this time, which seemed like a really low number. So the government's financial crime investigators went on to Google Earth. Oh my God. This is a true story. And within a few months, so they thought there was permits for 324 pools. Guess how many they found on Google Earth? How many?

16,500 undeclared swimming pools. I'll say it once, I'll say it again. Good one, Google Earth. Google Earth, you nut. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's a story out of the UK about a girl who went on a date with a guy and put some money towards it. And he's treated her really badly.

And she's gone to GoFundMe, which is like Give a Little, to try and raise the money back. So I'll tell you the details and you can tell me if you think that's a legit thing to do. So she caught a train from where she lives into the city in the UK, which costs some money, and she paid for the dinner date that she went on with this guy as well. So she paid? Yes.

They didn't share it? No, she paid for it. Actually, I don't know if they shared. Either way, she spent about 90 pounds, so about $180. That's a fair amount. It's a decent amount. He has said to her from the start of the date, when he picked her up from the train station, oh, you've put on some weight. You don't look like your Tinder photos. And she has gone

along with the date and gone, oh, okay, that's offensive, but I'll just go with it, see if it gets better. It didn't get any better. And then he goes, you know what, I'm not enjoying this. I'll drop you back to the train station. And he's dropped her back to the train station. He then offered to give her the money that she'd spent on the date. She said no, and then he blocked her on everything, so she can't contact him. Anyway, she's written on the GoFundMe page, which she's launched for herself.

She said, I just want my travel money back so I can buy some wine and sticks of lard. She seems like she's got a good sense of humour, so he's missing out on that. She does have a good sense of humour. Joke's on him. Her GoFundMe page has raised £919. Jesus.

So nearly two grand. Nearly two grand, Kiwi. That's a good time. She's come out of it really well, right? She's come out of it. Yeah, but what a dick. Is that a thing that we'll see more in the future? People looking to self-fund

their mis-experiences via things like Give A Little? No, I don't think so. I think she probably just was trying to have a laugh about it and trying to, you know... It's gone well for her. Yeah. I don't think she actually would have been trying to get the money back for real, but it's obviously gone well. It's gone viral and it's worked. It me down a bit of a give a little um wormhole as

well and i've ended up on a new zealand give a little page for two contestants off the block that last season of the block yes adam and stacy if you watch it they were the purple team they did um three months of work and made no money and And there's been a Give a Little page launched for them. Right, but... But they didn't launch it for themselves. So they haven't launched this for themselves. Right, so they didn't launch it for themselves. But they do know when they go on that show that that could happen, right?

100%. Yeah. The winning team made $150,000. Because they won $100,000 for the prize money. Plus their 50 profit. Plus the 50, yeah. Currently, the Give a Little page for Adam and Stacey for the block. Who won nothing.

Who won nothing. $355. I mean, it's better than nothing. They're having a rough week. Is it better than nothing? No, it's pretty insulting to do that. Yeah, jeez. Half week. Is it better than nothing? Nah, it's pretty insulting to do that. Yeah, jeez.