ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 16th 2020

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where today for the intro I've prepared an agenda I've prepared a list of topics for us to cover off So item number one on the agenda and this actually comes from our podcast group the question When is dinner with Brie's hot brother going up for auction? My brother is in a relationship So is your mum And will not take part Your mum was in a relationship? So is your mum. And will not take part in the... Your mum was in a relationship?

No, he's... It's purely a platonic dinner. It's a transactional... It's for charity. No. Yeah. He's unavailable. He lives in rural Australia.

We don't even need... Well, that's fine. We don't even need the audio part of the stream. We just need the visual. Have you ever used him for financial benefit or any kind of benefit? Have you ever used your brother's good looks to get anything for yourself? No, he has used my good looks by telling people that we're twins. Whatever.

He did. Did he? Yeah. And people believed it. All right. Yeah. So not good for him because he's like however many years younger than me. Yeah.

And so. Have any of your friends ever hooked up with your hot brother? I think one of my ex's sisters, I think they went on a date. Yeah, right. My ex's sister, him and, sorry, her and my brother went on a date. Your ex's sister? Yes. Oh, yeah, that's allowed.

No, that's not allowed. How did they meet your brother? Through me and my ex, which was an ex of like five years. Well, you can't say what's the... So I was very intertwined into their family. How distant is... And we had broken up. And then when I found out, I was i was not impressed well how far do you go

because obviously your ex can't date one of your siblings obviously not and now you're saying a family member of your ex can't date one of your siblings depends what type of ex if it's an ex you dated for two months then go like hell and it depends on what kind of sibling like if it's if it's your estranged stepfather fill your your boots. Who really cares? Well, yeah. But this was like a really significant ex. Like five years of my life. I knew every one of the family, including the sister, very well. Was it that one?

I'm not telling you. Well, there's only so many five-year windows in your life that can have existed. It doesn't matter Which ex it is You just think That they have the same name All of my exes Well then can I say it out loud

No Absolutely not Right okay That's it That's all that was on my agenda That's it Yeah Well I started writing

A podcast agenda I've got an agenda Yeah It's something that We've been trying to cover off For the last three days Oh no, the subject's inappropriate.

And it is awkward because Ross Boss is here. But he can take part in it if he wants. It's not suitable. What do you mean? It's not suitable. Why? You're being homophobic again. Oh. We've talked about this. Now that Ross Boss is here, I'm shying away from the subject.

Are you shying away? Should we wait till tomorrow? You were so gung-ho when he wasn't here. Which is a sign. Which is a sign. You're upset when he's in the studio. He has the ability to listen to this podcast, as does every other person on earth.

So does my mum. Yeah. Thanks, mate. There you go. A supportive boss. He trusts us Well, if we're not covering that off Which I'm glad we're not covering it off

Why? See, Ross is up for it Actually, I do have something that I do want to Bring to the agenda What? It's just going to take me one second Sorry What the hell is it?

It's podcast group stuff. This better be good. No, it's... He's coming. I publicly want to thank Austin Strenicki. Stresnicki. Stresnicki. Strenikey.

For editing the dolphin into the photo, which has now been updated. You know what I've noticed about this podcast intro now? What? We only talk about stuff that's in the podcast group. That's good. Yeah, it's very meta. Yeah, I think that the reason why we have the group is so it can be like that. It's community.

Off podcast, yeah. Also, you're welcome to talk about anything else. It's just they give us great topics. Yeah, but every time I bring up something, you like pull down my mic. I don't pull down your mic. You do. You'll play some weird sound effects. I wrap it up when you want to talk about the one thing

that you've been trying to talk about for the last few days. Why? That is interesting. Hey, Ross, you know what we talked about that I wanted to talk about on the actual show today, but we're not because, you know, radio is PG. Have you ever thought about, because we talked about this on the podcast yesterday, have you ever thought about identical twins, whether or not their privates look exactly the same?

No, but let's do some research into it. Isn't that interesting? Like, let's say two guy identical twins. Is it identical? Yeah, this is the podcast, yeah. Do they have identical dicks? Okay, I'm going to Google it right now, actually. Did we Google it yesterday?

Yeah, we Googled it yesterday. Two guy male. Identical twins don't actually, everything has a slight difference. Twins have the same genitals. Genies. No, because you know identical twins are 99.9. Some of them are 99.9%.

Remember we found that out the other day. So that means they would, okay, hold on. Do identical twins have identical genitalia? Here we go. Says no question is a dumb question.

Who said that? Google, apparently. It's one of the responses. You have a minute as well. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, we've got to go on here. This is like I've clicked on a Reddit thread. This is from some random user.

And apparently he said he went to a strip club. Yeah. And met identical twin strippers. And the answer is? And he can confirm that they did have identical genitalia. There you go. We got it. As far as he could tell. We got it.

All right. I want to know about the boys. Take us home, baby. See ya. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. See ya. Well, g'day. And welcome to the Brie and Clint show. That's the most horrible Aussie accent I've ever heard other than mine. That's my cobber, Brie. Your cobber? She's just crawled out of a billy bong.

And I'm the biggest Wallabies supporter you've ever seen in your damn life. Okay, now you're turning into another accent. Clint Roberts. Clint Roberts. I love sausages. We know you love the sausage.

And days at the beach in my dick togs. No, we say dick togs. Yeah, in my dick togs. Dick togs. Dick togs. Dick togs. I love a day at the beach in my dick togs. Yeah, and my dick togs. Dick togs. Dick togs. Dick togs. I love a day at the beach and my dick togs.

Wait, are you saying deck togs? Deck. Are they togs you wear on a deck? Struth woman, do you even understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? No. Stone the flaming Christ. If this makes absolutely no sense to you, I'm into, is this day two? Are we officially into day two?

I've almost done 24 hours. I've almost done 24 hours. Yeah, so you're not even into day two. Wearing a Wallabies jersey for charity, and I'm into it now. I'm into it. I want to raise this money for the Cancer Society. So for the next four days and two hours, I love the Wallabies.

Good for you. I love them. I always have, always will. Great thing about being a part of a team that has been losing for a long, long time is you create a sense of community. Yes. And that's what I love probably the most

when you're in that team or that team of supporters. That's my favourite thing about being a Warriors supporter as well. You're a bandwagon Warriors supporter. No, I'm not. You only jump on when they're doing well. I'm a day one. I'm a day one bandwagon supporter. You don't even know the rules.

Welcome back to Art News, everybody. It is the leading show in the country for all art based news The Bree and Clint Show That's because no other commercial stations want to talk about it No other commercial station has spent more on art than us this week

because yesterday Bree very generously decided that a sketch of Ashley Bloomfield and Miss Into the Cat two great New Zealanders that belonged in her house and she pledged to purchase it with funds going

to the SPCA and she went big It's not over Yeah What I say I will buy it You'll bid it I'll bid

Okay How much are you willing to pay for this artwork? Well A thousand bucks Alright You'll bid. Okay. How much are you willing to pay for this artwork? Thousand bucks. Alright, you'll bid a thousand dollars on this? Deal. Alright. Ever since then, the

show has been plagued by regret, sadness, anxiety. Well, I didn't know the full details. If all the money was going to the SPCA, I would not feel bad at all. I'd be like, money well spent. Also, you didn't need to bid that much.

It's 10%. The art was only at $350. Yeah, but I didn't know that. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I know you're upset about it, and I know you probably don't have $1,000, and you were just talking a big game. Absolutely.

So I've decided to come to you with a compromise. Oh, you're going to go halves. That's so nice of you, Clint. And it is going to charity. That's really good of you. Everyone give Clint a clap. Producers, come on, clap him in. Nice work.

Do you want to hear the compromise? Because the compromise is better than that for you. It's better than that. It's better than that. You're right. Of that $1,000, only 10% would be going to the SPCA. So even if it got up to $1,000, only $100

would go to the SPCA. So why don't you donate $100 to the SPCA and then, because I know how much you want this artwork, why don't you purchase this photocopied replica that Ben and I found on Trade Me, which is currently selling for $38.

That way the donation gets made to the SPCA and you still get the picture of Ashley Bloomfield and Mitten to the Cat that you wanted so much for your house. I mean, you know, that is a really lovely offer. But I am someone of my word and now I'm going to bid right now. I'm giving you a get out of jail almost free card. I've been outbid just recently. I'm going to outbid them again.

You're a crazy person. I'm offering the chance to get out of this and save yourself $860 something. And you're going to... I don't know because it's kind of about pride now. All right, I've done my bit. I don't know what to do. I've got a couple of days to figure out what I want to do. Yeah, you've got a couple of days, yeah.

Because a photocopy, everyone in the art game knows that a photocopy isn't going to be worth anything. Oh, she's got the bug. You need the original. Well, if that excites you, I also found a $2,500 Picasso for sale in New Zealand. Oh, okay, thanks. Okay, well, you mull it over.

I'll think about it. The deal stands as long as the auction's up, but you need to make a decision before the actual auction closes, okay? Which is when? I don't know, you're the one bidding on it. It's Monday. I think it's Monday.'re the one bidding on it. It's Monday. I think it's Monday.

Six o'clock or something. There you go. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, there's a big celebrity boycott of Facebook on the way. What's going on? Yes, this is so huge. Tomorrow, some of the biggest stars in the world are boycotting Instagram and Facebook for an entire date.

No posts, no Instagram stories, nothing. And when I say big stars, I'm talking Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B. Jordan, Sacha Baron Cohen, Naomi Campbell. Here's why, and I feel strongly about this, can I just say, they are putting pressure on Instagram and Facebook to actually take some responsibility for what people are allowed to post and for what some of the groups that are allowed to be created on those platforms.

Like, for example, they want them to, like, eliminate these violent groups and white supremacist groups and these hate groups and these hate posts. At the moment, so Mark Zuckerberg has always said, you know, it's free speech and it's your place. But really, the amount of hate that is on those platforms and is not monitored or policed at all is pretty disgusting. So the biggest stars with some of the biggest followings in the world are saying, you know what? Not for you today, honey.

No content. For a full day. I was about to say, for a whole day? Whoa. But it's actually such a good cause and something that should have happened a long time ago. But you're right. It should be more than a day.

Well, yeah. I mean, a day's not very long, is it? I wonder if anyone's calculated what we're moving. Because they live off content and people, we give Facebook our content for free. That's how Facebook makes a living. And I wonder if anyone's calculated how much like business Facebook will lose in a 24

hour period. Like is it actually, is it sizable? I don't know. To be honest, I'm a bit sick of Mark Zuckerberg. He needs to pull his socks up because he's not done some very good things in the last couple of years. He went to court because he leaked all of the information about everyone. He hasn't stepped up and actually really policed his own website

and taken off hate speech that is actually killing people. It's bullshit. I've had enough of it and he needs to absolutely pull his socks up. It's absolutely right. It's exactly what the Christchurch call was after the mosque shootings last year. And they couldn't pull the video down. They go, we can't police it.

We can't police it. We don't have enough stuff. What a load of crap. Hire some more staff. You're the most profitable company in the world. And you know when you say that too, because it also annoys me, because I've had people impersonate me and start pages where they're trying to scam people out of money,

and I'll report it to Facebook, and they say, sorry, we don't have enough staff to get back to you right now. Are you telling me Bree's Footpicks is not a real Facebook page? That is not a real page. But you know what I mean? Like I'm just over it. Like hire some more people. You are literally one of the richest people in the world. It's time to do some good and give back to the

world. There you go. That is a passionate edition of the latest. Thanks to Old El Paso. Sorry Dean. Yeah we really turned it on there. I over hate speech. I'm over all that crap. Old El Paso. You can launch into mystery Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. Brian Clint.

Brian Clint. Who here has bought something online? Me. Who here has bought something off Trade Me? Me. Who here has bought something weird offline? Offline? Online.

Off online. Well, dark web. Have you bought something weird offline? No, I've never been on the dark web. No. Haven'tline? Online. Oh, off online. Well, dark web. Have you bought something weird offline? No, I've never been on the dark web. No? Haven't you? No. How do you get to the dark web?

Oh, I'm not telling you. Do you just Google it? It's just something you know. Or is it like the second page of Google? You know how there's pages of results? I imagine the second page of Google, that's the dark web. That's where they hide it. That's definitely not the dark web.

You're like, how much is a gazebo? And the second page of Google is like, you want some drugs? No, that's not it, I don't think. Yeah, right, okay. I came across this list that was talking about some of the weirdest things that have been sold online in the last 12 months. Quite interesting, some of them. Yeah.

I wish I found some of these because I probably would have made a bid. Okay. Considering the past history of the last couple of days. Considering what you're currently betting on, yeah. The first one actually was a piece of, they're calling it show-stopping cereal. Yes. So it was one singular piece of Nutri-Grain. And this, oh, sorry, this was not the last 12 months. This sold in December of 2004.

Yeah. For $1,035. Why? Because it looked like E.T. Oh, that's good stuff. Oh, sorry, yeah. No, I like that. People lap that up.

That's good. I have no idea how they plan to preserve that kind of thing. Oh, look at it. It does look like E.T. Yeah. It looks exactly like E.T. Okay. It looks exactly like E.T. Okay, yeah, I like that one. Good.

No, that's good. What else have you got? Someone else, I don't know when this was, but it was in recent years. They put up onto the webs 300 grams of poo from famous racehorse Winx. Oh, Winx is a good horse. Very good horse. Yeah. Won a lot of stuff.

I don't know if there's any benefit in buying its poo, though. How much did it go for? So the poo went for $550. Nah, not good. So not, you know, not the best amount. There was some guy, a guy from, he was a UK immigrant. He decided to sell his life on eBay. Like Bart gave Milhouse a solo.

Well, kind of. So this is what you got. He said, after a fresh start, the 2008 listing included a $400,000 house in Perth, a motorbike, a jet ski, his clothes, furniture, and even a two-week trial at Kalgoorlie Mines. So his job, pretty much. He worked in the mines. You've got to rate your life if you think people are going to want to buy it. Well, other people did rate it. Well, maybe not that much because the house was worth $400.

The highest bid was $399,300. Yeah. He was quite disappointed. So it sold the value of his house. Yeah, pretty much. And the rest of it was just a bonus. But he did go on to write a book about his experience titled A Life Sold. Sorry, not reading that.

I don't think he sold too many copies. No. But my favourite one, to be honest, was a number plate. Okay. A personalised plate sold on the internet. And this was quite famous apparently around the area that it was sold. And the number plate read, live large L1V space LRG. Yeah.

Live large. Yeah. Apparently there was a bidding war over the personalized plate and it went for a whopping massive $300,000. For a live large number plate. What's so good about that? Can you imagine how much you'd get for boobies? In the age we live in at the moment I mean how many dating apps do you think are around?

A lot Off the top of my head Not being on any Bumble Tinder Grindr. Plenty of fish. Is it plenty of fish?

Something that people use? Yeah, it's a little thing. Is it? Yeah. Is it an app? Yeah, it's an app. Or is it a website? It's an app.

Right. Yeah. You've been out of the dating game so long. Well, I just don't imagine. Is it an app? You know how you kind of know what sort of people you're going to meet on each app? No, I think it changes. Does it?

They go through phases, I think. But there's so many. I mean, it's hard to keep up. There is a new one. But this one, I think stands out quite a lot. Okay. So hear me out just for a second. So if this is you, if you're in the dating scene, this could be for you. Right. So if you're not very good at, you know how sometimes it's quite difficult to talk to someone over text? Oh, there's so much pressure on banter. It's quite hard. And even to convey your sense of humour over text, it's quite difficult.

You don't want to underthink it, but you don't want to overdo it. Exactly. Like maybe the joke doesn't come across that well in text form. Yeah. Well, this new app could get rid of that problem. Okay, I'm listening. So the new app is called String and it was created by two graduates who wanted to create a new app for dating in 2020

that pretty much took out that miscommunication over text. Got it. So instead of texting someone on this app, if you match, you can only voice message. And I'm not talking about calling someone because that's a lot of pressure. You're talking like walkie-talkie style. I'm talking about walkie-talkie.

Remember when that was a thing where you record something? Haytel. Yes, where you record something in your phone, send off the voice message. Some people will like this, some people will, it's their worst nightmare. Yeah, but the thing is, it's kind of like text, but,

because it's not like talking on the phone, because you actually have time to think about what you're going to say. This is the bit that would scare me if once you start recording, it sends whatever you say. Like I want the ability to record it, stop it, listen to it back, and go, no, I can do better than that, and then redo it. And re-record it.

I don't know if that's an option. It probably is. And it would be more realistic if it didn't give you that option. Yeah, because it's more natural. If it just sent it, yeah. Well, look, this afternoon I'm going to give this a go. Right. I'm not going onto the app But I thought

If someone listening right now Wants to jump onto our Instagram At Breein Clint Yes On Instagram You know how you can send voice messages? Yep And I want to have

A first meeting conversation with someone Through voice texting Yeah With someone next after a song. Okay. I don't know what's going to happen. What do they need to do? All they need to do, actually, maybe call us 0800DIALZM

if you're up for this. Yeah. And then we can organise the details. But the first time they talk, that me and this person talks, will be through voice text. Okay. Do you want to date? Oh, my God.

There's so many people already texting out Instagram. Do you want to date Brie? This is your big chance. Yes. Okay. If you want to have a weird first voice text date, call us now, 0800DIALZM, or just inbox us on Instagram. Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint on Instagram. Brie and Clint. Look, if you've struggled on dating apps with, you know, miscommunication or not being able to convey some, maybe some humor or your joke style over text, then this could be for you because there's a new app that has come out, been released in 2020 called String. And it's actually where the only communication you can have with people that you match on this app is through voice text. Yeah. So you know what we're talking about.

We all used to do it. It was like walkie-talkie and you send a little voice text. Apparently, I've learnt, some people, this is the only way they communicate on their phones these days. More common than we realised. Yeah. It's a hell of a lot easier. It's faster, but some people would get a bit of stage fright about sending we realised. Yeah. It's a hell of a lot easier. It's faster.

But some people would get a bit of stage fright about sending their voice. Yeah. I mean, I have done this before where I send voice memos. Is that what you call them? I guess. Voice memos to people when I've, you know, been busy or I'm trying to get ready or something like that. The problem with them is there's no denying that it's you. So if you say something you wish you hadn't sent,

they've got the voice of it. Whereas if it's a text, you go, I didn't send that, that's photoshopped. Well, hopefully, maybe they delete after they listen to them. Maybe. So then you're fine.

We've invited you to date Bree via our Instagram account this afternoon over voice message. Our account is at Bree and Clint. What are the DMs like? How's your dating life going? Yeah, pretty grim. No one wanting to go on a date. A few people looking for

dates though. I've started up a conversation with a guy called Blake. Yes. Do you want to hear the conversation? Yeah, I want to hear how your dates go. Okay, perfect. So this is how our conversation has gone so far. This is all voice texts. So here we go. Hey Bree. So here we go. Hey Bree.

So I said This is so bizarre. Hi. And then I followed it up with Are you single and how old are you? Straight to the point. Yeah, cut to the chase. ASL baby. Blake has

replied. Hi there, my name's Blake and I'm 17. Oh! And I am single. Yeah, see, this is where you run into trouble. So, anyway, he's 17, obviously. So, you're in a relationship with a 17-year-old? No, so I'm in a relationship. Well, it's not about that now. My focus is

turned to finding Blake a date. Okay. Okay. I do this all the time. I voice message everyone because I'm just so lazy. I can't be effed to honestly type anything. Fair enough. Good on you, Blake. New age, Gen Z. Yes. So Blake, have you actually met people like where you've started your relationship over voice text like this? He replied. Not actually like a relationship relationship, but I have become friends with people and I've talked to them like this with voice messages.

So this is where I've dropped the bombshell and I've said, right, so what are you looking for? Cut to the chase. This is going out on national radio and I said this. Okay, well, here's your chance. What are you looking for in someone to date? And this is going to be played out on national radio. So this is Blake. He's 17. He's single and what

else are you looking for? Okay, so he has replied. There's two voice messages but I haven't pre-listened to them. Okay. Well, this is exciting. Are we going to play these? I'm trying to think of what Blake's dream partner would be. Play them. Play it. Are you sure? Blake seems trustworthy. He does seem trustworthy.

Blake wouldn't stitch us up and get us in trouble. He seems lovely. Okay, here we go. Oh my God. So my mum said, oh, you go in there and do it right now because she knows I do this all the time, the voice messages. And I'm like, oh, okay. And I was like, what? And she's like, they just want to have a conversation with voice messages. And I'm like,

okay. So I've got no idea really what this is about. But I think she said it's about relationships. No, I've never ever had a relationship started or anything from doing voice messages. Okay, that was the first one. Right. There's one more. Surely he's cottoned on now that we're trying to find him a partner.

Surely this will be what he's looking for. Okay, go on then. Good question. Probably someone that has like a similar interest to me. I have a huge cleaning obsession and it's really hard to know anyone that really shares the same interest because none of my friends want to talk about cleaning.

So that's why I talk to people on Insta about cleaning and that's why we always do voice messages. Amazing. There you go. He's got a, you know, a hobby. Loves to clean. What a hobby as well. Interesting.

You know what his Instagram is? Yeah. He talks about being obsessed with cleaning. That's his favourite thing. It's his hobby. Yeah. Pet lover. Motivation and inspiration for cleaning.

Oh, Blake, I mean, I can't date you, but if you want a friend, I just got a new cordless vacuum cleaner. We should chat. Look out. We should talk, baby. Well, there you go. Having a conversation through voice text. That's the future. It's quite fun, actually. Yeah, it's easy. There's less thought that goes

into it. You just put it down. You just say exactly what you're thinking. It's actually more like a real conversation. I think so, too. But just with a little bit of room to... I think they're onto something. There you go. The new dating app. It's called String and you can download it now. Very cool. This is something that was posted in our Bree and Clint podcast group by Aidan Cobus.

Our podcast group, by the way, is available to anyone. So is our podcast, if you've missed anything. Cheeky plug for our podcast, iHeartRadio. If you listen live, you can join the podcast group if you want. Also, you can get the podcast if you listen live too. This stuff's even better the second time. Oh yeah, it's so good. Anyway, Aidan has accidentally

been listening to our podcast on half speed and he said that the experience to him, it was like taking a visit to Highville at the capital of Mary Jane Town, which I assume means...

The weed is smokers. Us at half speed. Smoking a pancake. Shoundra bit baked. Keeping a crack. Yeah. This is the example that Aidan has shared in our podcast group. Bong and a waffle.

This is us if we slowed it down to half speed. All right, well, if you know some real butter going on the black market, can you text me? Because hook me up, man. Yeah, you sound high. Right? Yeah.

Or really, really drunk as well. I thought, that sound high. Right? Yeah. Or really, really drunk as well. I thought, that's good. What does the rest of our, does our show sound better at half speed? We need to figure this out. So I've gone and got some more clips and we've slowed these down to half speed. Maybe this is how you would prefer us

to speak on the show from now on. It's Lego clothing. Lego clothing? Kind of. That clothing? Kind of. That sounds like a hazard. Yeah, sounds like a hazard. In more ways than one. That's just how I speak when I've had a few too many lemonades.

You know, what happens in the cage is a lot of crazy stuff. If you've ever watched... It's mental, that sport. MMA, you know. It's too much. It's too much for me. There's headbutting. Yeah. There's elbowing.

That's not going to sound like my mum. One more, one more, one more. And that will be it for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Congratulations. We did it. We kept up. We did it. That will be it for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Congratulations. We did it. We kept up.

We did it. We achieved our goal, guys. You sound way more blazed than me. Like way more. I sound with it compared to you. That's what you think. No, I'm pretty sure other people would think that. Bree and Clint. See that. Bree and Clint.

See you then, Bree and Clint. It's L.A.B. and in the air. Just a prior warning going into this break. Bree and I have switched positions for Google. Oh, not like that. Switching up positions. This is weird. Your headphones are so loud. Bree's pushing the buttons for this game of Google Down to free up my hands,

so hopefully I can get more of a level playing field. This is easy. Piece of cake. I used to press the buttons all the time. All right, start the game. All right, here we go. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually a pretty simple game. It's just where we get a bunch of people on, and it's who can Google the fastest. Exactly right. And the person who will be playing for the listeners this afternoon is Grace. Hello, Grace. Hey. Hey, guys.

I'm going well so far. Brie's very excited because she pushed the button and you came on. So that's a big success. No one ever lets me push the buttons, Grace. We're winning.

I'm very excited. We're winning, okay? Okay. Now, just check everybody else is working. All right. The other contestants. Producer Ben.

Yo. There he is. Good. Producer Anastasia. Hello. She's on. You're on. I'm on.

Grace is on. These are the rules. All right. So it's going to be best're on. I'm on. Grace is on. These are the rules. All right. So it's going to be best of seven. I'm going to give you a bunch of questions. It is whoever can Google the fastest. And I don't want you shouting out your names. Okay, Grace, just shout out the answer when you have it.

All right. And it is the top answer on Google. Here comes question number one. How many days is a polar bear pregnant for? 195 to 265 days. Damn it! That is correct!

Nice work! She's so good at this. What did you Google? How many days is a polar bear, spelt wrong? Pregant. Damn it. Okay, all right. One point to you.

Spelling is not key. That is one point for Anastasia. Here comes question number two. Yell out when you have the answer. What is the most common blood type in New Zealand? O positive. It's O. Oh, what did you say?

What did you say, Grace? Hold on. One second. I'm going to give it to Grace. I said O positive. Because technically it is typo and there can be O positive or O negative. But did you see the top answer on Google? I've never hit a point in this stupid game.

Yeah, it's rigged. I mean, congratulations, Grace. Well done. Grace, that is one point. I mean, congratulations, Grace. Well done. Grace, that is one point to you. Here comes question number three. Are we all ready? Yeah. What was Batman's dad's name?

Bruce. Bruce. Bruce. Thomas Wayne. That is correct, Anastasia. It is Thomas Wayne. But also, thank you, Producer Ben, for coming and playing. We haven't heard it yet. Yeah, about time you piped up, Producer Ben.

I only said Bruce because Ben said Bruce, and I figured he knows Batman stuff. All right, Grace, you need to get this one to stay in it, okay? All right, here comes question number four, guys. How many bones does a human adult skeleton have? 206. Oh, you know. 207.

Anastasia has got it with 206, which is the highest amount on Google, which means Anastasia, guess what, champion? You've taken it out. Thank you. Oh, I actually feel bad now. Prance, Anastasia, prance. I think Google's actually... There we go.

Another round of Google down for the week. And unfortunately, Grace, you were right in it, though. Thanks for playing, Grace. Oh, that's so good. No worries. I hate this game. I'm just excited I got to press the buttons. The game's too stressful for me.

All right. Congratulations, everybody. Well done. Now, Brie, kick that next song off, baby. All right. Go for it. Wait. Where is it?

Hold on. Hold on. I'm just going to stop this. And that stopped. Yeah. Yes! Here we go. I'm going to say what it is that stopped Yes! Here we go! Say what it is and take us out Let's play a bit of Benny Snail

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I want people to listen up if you would say you're quite a sarcastic person. Okay. But before we get into this study that's been done about people who use a lot of sarcasm, I just want a bit of a conversation around our room in here in the studio. Who would you say is the most sarcastic in our team? You're pretty sarcastic. I'm not going to lie.

Am I? Producers, would you agree with that? Yeah, he's not like the most sarcastic person ever, but yeah, he's kind of. I thought he was always complimenting me, but as he lies, as Clint's not the nice guy, I thought he was.

Who would be the most sarcastic in our team? Okay, me. I'll take it on the chin. Yeah. I don't think sarcasm is a bad thing. Yeah. It's a form of humour. Yeah.

It's not the best in this case because news has arose from a study done at the University of Tennessee conducted on more than 2,300 participants, that they found those who expressed traits such as a lot of sarcasm posed a greater risk of having a heart attack. Really? Yeah. From sarcasm? Well, they also went on to say that people who also had hostile traits, which included stuff like cynicism, resentment, impatience.

Not me. Irritability. No, not me. Sarcasm, which was at the top of the list, said also posed a threat to your health. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Would you say Clint's impatient?

No Sorry, I'll let you speak first Yeah Because I don't mind And take your time Not a bad thing Take your time when you respond I think I'm more of a cynic than you

Irritable I think you've been quite irritable Probably with the less sleep that you've been having Yep That doesn't irritate you saying that? It doesn't irritate me at all. No, it's fine. Look, all I'm saying is it might be a good idea to eat a few salads.

Hey, hang on. Hey, whoa. Whoa, now it's a – I'm saying to counteract the sarcasm. What's wrong with salads? Yeah, what's wrong with a salad? Nothing's wrong. Jeez, why are you attacking me at this stage?

I'm trying not to be irritated. Try not to be sarcastic. Yeah, it's okay. It's great news. I'm glad you brought this news to me. Thank you for sharing. You're welcome. I really appreciate it. You're welcome. We were talking about twins yesterday on the podcast. Why were we talking about twins?

Oh, that's right. Don't bring that up. That was me. Bri had a rude question to ask. No, it's not a rude question. It's a very, it's just an anatomy-based question. Yeah. Because. It's a question about rude parts.

We've talked. No, they're not rude parts. They're just parts that everyone has. Whip yours out then. No, I'm not going to whip them out here. I will have to go to HR again. We were talking about it because I think we've talked about twins on the show before and we wanted to know how identical they were

and a twin called up and she was like, we're pretty much 99.9% identical. And I wanted to know, I was like, does that mean all of your parts look identical? I guess to... I'm more interested in the male side of things, to be honest. Right, but to bring it upstairs in the female side of things, do you have identical areola?

To be honest... Areola? Areola. Here's a bit of an insight into a female's anatomy. No two are identical. No, but we're talking about identical people here. You know, is that the one exception? I'd assume that they would be.

Yes. Yeah. I'm going to say yes. I'm going to, I mean, text us 9696 if you're an identical twin and you've checked it, like checked out your twin. Yeah, yeah. If you've checked it out. Anyway, that's not what we were going to talk about,

but it can be a supplementary conversation. It's quite interesting to think about though. Like if you are identical, then everything should be. Like your big toes should look the same. Yeah. Shouldn't it? If you're identical boy twins, do you sprout hair in the same places? Do you both have a hairy back?

Do you have identical moles? Great question. Yeah. But some moles are sun influenced. True. Some aren't. What we wanted to know from identical twins is have you scammed the system before from being identical? And by that we mean, if you have a gym membership and... Have you cheated the system?

Yeah, if you have a gym membership and one of you has signed up and gone in and got your photo done, and you know when you scan your tag and your photo comes up on the computer? If you're identical, all you have to do is answer to the same name. Do you just have one membership? You could have one gym membership. Is that it? And then you just can't go at the same time.

Did only one of you get your driver's licence? Well, I don't know. I don't think that one's really a thing. Why not? Because what about if you both want to go out one night, you need a driver's licence each. Yeah, we'll get two cards. If they can get two cards. I think they'd want their own driver's licence. Well,, we'll get two cards. Is that a thing? Get two cards.

I think they'd want their own driver's license. Well, one of you go out with a passport, one of you go out with a driver's license. Because they're not that expensive. Have you, and I don't know if this one's even legal, but. What about like a. Have you travelled overseas on your identical twins passport before? Because I said to you,

there's friends of mine that are identical twins and she did that because she realised her passport was expired. Yeah. And then she got a name change. On the ticket, yeah. So it was like way cheaper and then just pretended to be her sister. Because you can.

Yeah. But the problem is that the government thinks that you're in a different country while you're actually still at home and the other twin is over there. So I mean it would have. Yeah, it's definitely illegal. I mean, the gym membership thing. Gym membership's a bit of fun. Let's slide.

What else? As long as you're not going at the same time, then the gym would be like, man, this guy comes to the gym a lot. They'll just think that maybe you're going twice a day. Yeah, and that's believable. Yeah. What else could you get like that would, you only have to buy one membership? You could, if one of you worked somewhere really good,

like say you worked at Subway and at your Subway you got free cookies, you could go in and be like, hey, I'm just here to get my free cookies and take off with your free cookies. Just spitballing onto that. Yeah. What if you can't work a shift, so you call up your identical twin and they fill in?

This is the sort of stuff we're talking about. It's also dangerous. We don't know if that happens. And this may be the most annoying question that identical twins get asked all the time. But we want to know, have you used it to scam the system? 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Do you want a bit of a taster of the text machine? Someone just texted through and they said,

my identical twin lives next door to Disneyland. I've used her annual pass with a photo ID for free entry numerous times. That's the stuff we want. Oh, she's also answered the anatomy question, which we'll get to after this. Oh, there's a teaser. Bree and Clint. Talking identical twins.

I just am fascinated by it. They are fascinating. They really are. They're like one of the biggest phenomenons in the world. Yeah, and you have a special bond with that person and no one gets to experience things that you do because you have the exact same appearance as everybody else and people can't tell you apart.

You know what I thought about the other day? You know how obviously, this is going to sound like so buzzy, but you know when you look in a mirror and obviously you can see yourself or you see photos but you never actually really see what you look like in human form. No. Whereas if you're an identical twin, they're the only people

that do. Yeah, but I don't think they see they don't see themselves. They see another person. They can tell the difference. Pretty damn close. Anyway, let's get some on. We've got some and we've asked you as an identical twin, have you guys scammed the system before? Let's start with Taylor. Hi, Talia. Talia.

Talia, hi. Hi. Are you an identical twin, mate? I am. Okay, very cool. We're already intrigued. What have you and your identical twin sister done? She... There's a few funny stories. So she's covered just for me at my job.

Right. So she has done that. I'm not going to ask what you do because I don't want to get you in trouble. No, I want to ask what you do, just the industry. Would you say customer service? Okay, cool. Because, Talia, if it was like brain surgery, we'd be concerned. Yeah, no, no.

You know? That's probably not the best term, nothing like that. You know? That's probably not the best term. Anything else that you guys do? Have you used each other's IDs? She's used my ID. She's used my license only because she's been pulled up and she had a carload of passengers. She only had her restricted and I had my full.

Okay, that's good too. And wait until you got done. No, because I had my full, so she didn't get done. I saved her because she used my name. Right. And on a personal note, what about our other question? Is everything identical? Like everything?

She's in the car with me, actually. So would she? Yeah, I'll ask because it's less invasive. Right. Would you say you guys say that in your opinion, everything you've seen about each other is identical? I want to say yes, I reckon. Like everything?

I think so. Wow, okay. See, I knew it. Well, it makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. It makes sense. Why would everything else be identical and then that not be? You'd be like, we're identical twins, but we've got different noses.

Yeah. You know? It doesn't make sense. It's just another body part. Let's talk to Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hello again.

Good, thank you. Are you the identical twin? No, I actually dated two different sets of identical twins. Okay. Jeez, lucky girl. You dated two different sets of identical twins? Yeah. Jeez, lucky girl. You dated two different sets of identical twins? Yeah, well, a girl from each set, yeah. Oh, wait.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. You dated both the twins? No, not quite. A girl from each set. Oh, okay. That makes it a lot less sinister. Were any of them scamming the system?

Yes, well, the first set I dated, one of the girls used to use the twin's licence. Oh, another driver's licence. Okay, okay. Was there a reason? Did she not have hers? Yeah, she didn't have her licence. Anyway, it was fine for a while and then the cops started writing down tattoos. And then she got pulled up and she was like, well, that's not you because you don't have a sleeve. How often were they getting pulled over by the cops that they started writing down tattoos? Sounds like quite often.

Yeah. I lived in Gisborne. Oh, okay. Say no more. Just kidding. Love Gisborne. Also, Belle, when you say you go on Tinder, is there like a particular filter where you just say, I only date identical twins?

No, not quite. And I have not yet lived at the end because both sets were ginger twins. Oh, God. You've got a tight, that ginger identical twins. I jumped the ditch. I now date an Aussie, so. There you go. Are they identical?

She'll be all right. No, she's not. She's my only child. So the complete opposite. You've gone completely the other way. There we go. Finally, Bernie, are you an identical twin? I am an identical twin, yes.

All right. And have you and your identical twin, like, done anything to, like, cheat the system? It's pretty much the same as the other two. We use each other's IDs all the time. Yeah. Especially if she has errands that she needs to run and can't do them.

Like, what do you mean? Like, going to the post office or something? Yeah, post office, pay fines, need to go and hand your ID in for something, pretend it's me or her. Interesting. And Bernie, is there any circumstance where you were in a situation with your identical twin where you might have saw like whatever and you thought, wow, we are identical?

Are you talking about the body parts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to be subtle. You were very subtle. Yeah, I watched her get her nipples pierced. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. You can say that.

That's fine. So you went with her to get that pierced and? Sorry? And the verdict? Exactly the same. There you go. Well, not now because hers that pierced and? Sorry? And the verdict? Exactly the same. There you go. Well, not now because hers are pierced. Yeah, well.

Yeah, hers are pierced. Mine aren't. Very different now. You're no longer identical. So interesting. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for Wednesday. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Wednesday. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Ruth. Struth. Struth, it's Ruth. Hey, Ruth. It's Ruth.

How's it going? Oh, Struth. Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. That's good. Ruth, what's your birthday? The 5th of November, 93.

All right, Ruth. You were 16 in 2009 on the 5th of November and this is your birthday bang. Oh, it's truth, Ruth. It's the theme song to Google Down. Starting the flame and cries, it's Ruth.

You got Jay Sean and Lil Wayne down. That's a good one. You know what's crazy, Ruth? I've got a really good mate back home in Aussie. Her name's Ruth and you guys have nearly identical birthdays. Do you?

Oh, weird. You're not six foot two, are you? No, no, definitely not. And to our previous conversation, maybe you guys have got matching boobies as well. What? Remember, that's what we were just talking about. The identical twins. Identical twins don't have the same name. Maybe you guys have got matching boobies as well. What? Remember, it's what we were just talking about.

The identical twins. Identical twins don't have the same name. That's a great point, Bree. Hi, Sinead. Hi. Take the heat off me, girl. Let's change topics quickly. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm doing all right, Sinead. What's your birthday? The 9th of July, 1995. All right. You were 16 in 2011 on the 9th of July, and this is your birthday banger. You make me feel good.

Oh, yeah. What a banger from Cobra Starship. Cobra Starship. That's how it is. You make me feel. Love it. Do you like it, Sinead? Hell yeah.

I love that one. And not something you hear very often. You don't have a twin sister named Sinead, do you, Sinead? I do not. What we're going to do, what we're going to do

with these identical twin girls is we're going to name them both Ruth and we're going to separate them at birth. And hopefully they find each other one day. Now that is a movie. If they find each other one day. Now that is a movie.

If they find each other, they'll be like, I'm Ruth. No, I'm Ruth. Struth. Only one of us can be the real Ruth. We look exactly the same. This is the plot line to Struth. I'm Ruth. Struth.

Catherine. Catherine, hi. Hi. Have you got a twin, Catherine? No, I don't know. Do you have a sister? No, I do not. Do you have a sister? No, no sister either. Anyone got anyone with matching boobies?

Not that I'm aware of. Stop talking to girls about their... Fine. She's here to do a birthday banger. Catherine, what's your birthday banger? It is the 16th of September, 94. Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 16th of September. And Catherine, here is your birthday banger.

Yolanda Be Cool. We are speaking all Americano. You know, I saw Yolanda Be Cool when this song was really big. The DJs. That would have been good. Yeah, they played this song three times. Yeah, I would too. They would have had not much else.

No, they had nothing else. Catherine, you've got a good one. Yes, yes I do. Yeah, good. Okay, great. I think it's really good, but that Cobra Starship song really got me. It's Cobra Starship for me. A hundred percent, right? Although, even though I love the story about Ruth having an identical twin sister named Ruth, I mean, what are the odds? Although, even though I love the story about Ruth having an identical twin sister named Ruth,

I mean, what are the odds? Truth, Ruth. Ruth was such a great caller to have on. Really hard decision today, but Sinead. It's Sinead. You and your identical twin sister, Sinead, have won birthday banger. Yes, turn it up. Turn it up.

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In that bright white noise What I've been missing in my life, what I've been dreaming of You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl, you'll be Everything you want, so let me get up there I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like You make me feel good You make me feel good

You make me feel good You make me feel good You make me feel good good You make me feel good Get a little closer to me, girl, and you'll understand Cause if you want a guy that knows what you need, well, then I'm your man And if I listen, I can hear you through my radio And I thought it was I listen, I can hear you through my radio You're not like what I was What I've been missing in my life

What I've been dreaming of You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl You'll be Everything you want, so let me get up there I'm the better baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want and we can do just what you like Oh, oh Everything you know

I'll dip it upside down Take you under what you know I like it loud Tell me what you want Cause we can do just what you like You make me feel the La, la, la, la, la You make me feel La, la, la, la, la You make me feel the la-la-la-la-la You make me feel the la-la-la-la-la

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You make me feel good You make me feel good La la la la la You make me feel good Zinni and Brianne Clint, that's Birthday Banger. When are Cobra Starship and You Make Me Feel? There's a lot of text on the text machine saying that we miss that it was your birthday today, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. It is. Hi. Happy birthday to you.

This is what happens, Catherine, and we always screw this up. We get so fixated on finding the song and entering it into the computer and doing all that. We never look at what date it actually is. We're very sorry, Catherine. Have you had a good birthday today?

Yes, yes, I have. Have you got any gifts? What have you done? I had to go to work. Yeah. They didn't give you the day off? No, I'm taking tomorrow off. Okay, well, that's not too bad.

Here's the problem, too. If we'd realised it was your birthday, you would have won. It would have pushed it over the edge. Oh, see, I take birthday banging very seriously. What would you have picked to win, Catherine? It was a hard choice. All three were, like, really good. It was a really good batch today, yeah.

I'm not disappointed. Yeah, right. That's good. Well, I'm glad you got on, and I'm glad you've had a good today, yeah. I'm not disappointed. Yeah, right. That's good. Well, I'm glad you got on, and I'm glad you've had a good birthday, Catherine. Thank you. The number of people texting us going, you need to say happy birthday to Catherine. You should feel very special, Catherine, because the nation has your back. The nation's got my back.

Yeah. One person called us pigs. That's some fine words. All right, there we go. Here's a study I read today that has pinpointed the exact facial expression you can make to attract a man. Resting bee face? No, not resting bee face.

It's not? No. Okay. A study claiming to be the first of its kind has identified the most effective facial expression a woman can use to attract a man's attention. To flirt with a man and for the man to know that you're flirting with him as well. This is coming out of the University of Kansas.

And it's been, so you know it's official. It's been published. Must be true. That's where the Wizard of Oz is from. Exactly right. It's been published in the Journal of Sex Research, which is one of my favourite journals. It's a great Wizard of Oz is from. Exactly right. It's been published in the Journal of Sex Research which is one of my favourite journals. It's a great journal.

And I thought together we could all give this a go. Now this is going to be very visual but you can try this in the car. It's very simple instructions. You can try this and then you can try it out on your partner later as well. So if the producers could

record this and for the purpose of the instructions, the man you're looking at, I need it to be the camera, okay? Okay. So that's the man. The camera is the man. Got it. Now, everybody listening, this is the facial expression you do to attract a man.

It's giving me the one eyeball, my man. First thing you do is head turn to one side. Okay, hold on. Yeah. And then tilted down slightly. Yep. And then a slight smile.

And then eyes turn towards the man. And hold that. Hold that. And Anastasia, take a screenshot. Cool, perfect. That should be what we just did there. That should be exactly what it,

that should be the most attractive face that woman can pull. Really? Yeah, you do that to any man, he'll be putty in your hands. And that's it, you've got him. Yeah, yeah. Wild. I'll give you that one more time. And I mean, we could have one more go,

just to make sure we master it. Head turn to one side. So imagine your side profile. I'm going to go my other side. Yeah, yeah, side profile. So you're facing away from him, I think, and then turn your head towards him. And then head tilted down a little bit.

Yeah. Slight smile. And then eyes turned towards the man. Perfect. All right, bank that. That's good stuff. I do my hair, Tom. Check my neck.

Yeah, no, seems to check out. Or just any face in general I find works. Don't watch our Instagram if you don't want to be terribly attracted to us. Bree and Clint. If you haven't listened to the show in a couple of days, this might come as a bit of a shock to you, but Clint has said that he wants to become an Australian citizen. No, not true at all.

He said he's finally ready to jump the dutch. No. And he wants to be full-blown Aussie. No. And I said, Clint, you know, I don't know about that because you have a great country here, you know? I have agreed for charity to wear a Wallabies jersey for five days and five days only.

He's come up with this charade about charity and wearing a Wallabies jersey. You love the Wallabies jersey. I'm too scared to take it off because I don't know what the punishment is if I get caught not wearing it over the next five days. I'm pretty sure every time if someone sees you without the Wallabies jersey on, it's an extra $50 to the Cancer Society. So I'm all for you being photographed without the jersey. Does that mean I could get a night off this jersey for $50 to the Cancer Society. So I'm all for you being photographed without the jersey. Does that mean I could get a night off this jersey for $50?

No, because if 50 people see you, do the math on that. I thought I found a hole in the system. Okay, someone said to me they said to me this morning and at work they said, saw you walking around West Auckland this morning. Good to see the jersey was on, mate. Yeah, see, people are on to you. And I thought,

you know, let's step up this whole thing a notch. And I thought, you're wearing the Wallabies jersey. You're doing it for charity. But you need to make it believable. So I gave you the test of going out onto the streets and trying to rally in some extra fans for the Wallabies in the upcoming Bledisloe. How did you do?

I was believable. Oh, you were? I was very believable, I think. Did people care? That's a whole other question. People in Auckland City are very rude and very busy and usually don't have much time to talk to a guy in a Wallabies jersey. That's because you're in a Wallabies jersey, that's why.

Anyway, we've recorded it and here's what happened. Hi, I'm Clint and I'm the world's biggest Wallabies fan. So let's go into the pub and see how many people like me love the Wallabies. Excuse me, sir, I'm just here to ask you, are you excited about the Wallabies coming over? Yeah, for Bledisloe, we love the Wallabies. Well, you love them. What are you doing? Clint.

Supporting the boys. Can I get an Aussie, Aussie, Aussie? Oi, oi, oi. Hey, sir, you look like a Wallabies-loving man. Yeah, and my grandfather was a Wallaby. Was he? Yeah. Oh, yeah, so you want to give us an Aussie, Aussie, Aussie?

No, no, I don't want to do that. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Sir, you look like a keen Wallabies rugby fan, would that be right? No. You love the Wallabies like me? No. Who's your favourite player?

All Blacks. Gregan? Nah. Or if it isn't Chris Chang from TVNZ News. You're a sportsman, you'll be a big Wallabies fan, and you're excited about them coming up for the Bledisloe? Massively excited. Yeah, and they're going to win?

The Wallabies? Yeah. For you, looking like this, supporting them, I reckon they might. You go. Yeah, OK, we're not recording anymore. What do you actually think? They're going to get smoked.

They're going to get smoked. We're just out gathering messages of support for the Australian rugby team ahead of the Bledisloe Cup. I'm obviously a big fan. Do you have a message you'd like to share? Uh... F***. Did she just say f*** the Wallabies?

A lot of support for the boys in Auckland, on the streets, for the boys in Auckland on the streets for the upcoming Bladders loadout. And for the next four days, I am part of that support. I love them so much. Yeah, you love that jersey. You love the Wallabies. You know what's the craziest thing about this whole thing?

Only fly Qantas now. Yeah, what? I wouldn't even wear that jersey. Bree and Clint. I said earlier there's an auction that took place, which was quite strange. The items were very strange that got auctioned off. Yeah.

And it was, I guess you could say it was a body part of a famous person. Ooh, gross. Like a lock of hair. That's exactly what it was. Oh, right, yeah. Like a lock of hair. That's exactly what it was. Oh, right, yeah. Technically a body part from someone. I've seen locks of Elvis's hair for sale before. Yeah, I've seen that too, actually.

And I think John Lennon as well. John Lennon, yeah, right. Locks of John Lennon's hair. Who would you pay good money for a lock of their hair? Anyone? Look, Katy Perry comes to mind straight away. She's alive! Yeah, I know, but you asked.

You weirdo! Do you want me to speak openly and honestly, or do you want me to come with a constricted answer? No, if that's... Or Cleopatra, please! I was thinking more someone who had passed on, but okay, let's go with Katy Perry. That's weird.

No, actually, delete that. If we ever have to interview her, I don't want this to come up. No, we're not deleting it. Can we please mark this down, Producer Ben, in case we do interview her? Whose hair have you got? Whose hair are they selling? It is a lock of hair from former US President Abraham Lincoln.

Oh, whoa. Now that is some old hair. Yeah. It's 155 years old. Yeah. And it has gone to auction. It's a two-inch chunk of hair, and it sold for $81,000. $81,000?

Yeah, and it actually came with a telegram that was sent to Lincoln that had Lincoln's blood smeared on it. Right, so this is a lock of hair post-assassination. There might actually be some blood in the hair. Is that what we're thinking? Well, I don't know. I'm not too sure. There's quite a lot of information that has come with the hair,

but I'm not buying the hair, so I didn't want to read it. I couldn't be bothered. I imagine Trump's hair would go for quite a lot. Just because it's so scarce. There's not much of it. So drive the value up. The people who do want it, there's not enough of it to go around. Well, I was thinking about this and I was like $81,000, that's a pretty good payday.

I was thinking whose lock of hair could we get and sell? Oh, yeah. And there's only one person that came to mind. Yeah. I've actually smelt this person's hair before. Yeah. And... Jeremy Wells will not give us a lock of his hair.

He won't. He won't. It's his pride and joy. He doesn't have to give it to us. How do we get it then? We take it. It's all right. I'll work out the details.

I'll let you know. Let me know what bush we're hiding in I might be calling you from a prison