ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 17th 2018

Episode Date: September 17, 2018

Where did you lose your keys?How much is the new Iphone?Shakespeare Shazam DAY 1Birthday Banger!The Bisexualor launchMost painful piercingBree’s hot brother has a new photo!Do you have a cruel nickname?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zed-Ams! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see your fans! Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint! Kia ora, New Zealand! How you doing? Sorry, a bit too keen then. It's because we've been off for a week. I'm excited to be back!

Excited to be back, yeah, yeah, it's good. I hear we're keeping the Maldi Language Week vibes rolling throughout the show. That's cool! Very cool! Are we just going to roll it permanently now? We missed out on that last week. We did miss out on it. In fact, you were in Australia.

How was our multi-language week in Australia? Oh, it was shining through. I actually caught, speaking of, I caught the All Blacks game in Aussie. Oh, yeah? What a game. So you chose that to be the first All Blacks game you watch, eh? In Aussie. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Let's not talk about it, you know? We don't need to talk about it. It's fine. What we will talk about today is the Bisexualer. We gave you a sniff of this before we left on the Friday, before we went away for a week.

Now we're back. We are unrolling this thing full scale today. I feel like we should just play it now. Do you want to? Do you have it? Do you have it? Yeah, I've got it. Why not? Yeah. Do you want to do it right now? Yeah, let's do play it now. Do you want to? No. Do you have it? Do you have it? Yeah, I've got it. Why not?

Yeah. Do you want to do it right now? Yeah, let's do it right now. Okay, does it need any explanation as to what we're doing? I think it'll explain the whole thing. Okay, this is what launches today on ZN. You fell in love with The Bachelor. You pinned your hopes on The Bachelorette.

But what if you could have both together? Like, at the same time, all at once? Three guys, three girls, and one person who will date them all. Be part

of New Zealand's first true battle of the sexes. Brie and Clint present the Bisexual Art. They'll have their cake and eat it too. To be or to date the Bisexualer, sign

up now at ZM Online. With wildsecrets.co.nz New Zealand and Australia's largest online naughty toy store. So the hunt is on for New Zealand's first ever Bisexuala. Just gave me goosebumps. The first ever radio show to do this.

Yes. It's a national first. It's a world first. Yes. And we're excited about it. We will give you more information as to exactly what we need and who we need at 5 o'clock today. Next, though, we need to talk about you, you big hot mess.

Oh, mate. If you follow Bree's Instagram, you might have seen a personal disaster she was going through just before leaving the country last Friday night involving her car in an elevator. If you've ever had the nightmare of dropping something down an elevator shaft, oh wait, I've got a story for you. The conclusion to the gripping saga is next. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint.

Mate, before I went on holidays, after we left here a couple of Fridays ago, one of my worst nightmares actually came true. You were spotted in public in the high-heeled Crocs that I gave you. You know, I know it wasn't that because I found the Crocs here at work. Mate, I wore the white ones. You didn't wear them out.

I was still wearing the white ones. This workplace is like a disaster zone of discarded Crocs. It's like the fashion items I gave you didn't mean anything to you at all. No, producer Ben from Christchurch took home the camouflage ones. No, he didn't. They're still out there too.

Did you not take those? I'm not appreciated around here. I gave you those as a gift. I gave you those as a gift. Yeah, true. It's one of those gifts you palm off. Anyway, the nightmare wasn't wearing out the high-heeled Crocs. No.

I don't know how many people think about this, but it's something that I've thought about so many times when the doors open to a lift and you look down and there's that tiny space, the tiny crack in the lift and you think, oh, if I drop something down there, it's gone. It's gone. Like where does it go? What is on the inside of those elevator shafts?

Who knows? Like it's literally an abyss, gone forever. There's nowhere you can get to. So what happened was I left the show here on Friday afternoon and I drove home quickly and I was going to park my car, run upstairs, get changed because I was going to go for a spray tent. So I drove home. There was no parks outside my apartment and I don't think I've ever

done this before but I was like, oh, I'll just park on the footpath out the front of my place. Chuck the hazards on? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. just park on the footpath out the front of my place. Check the hazards on? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With your hazard lights, you can park anywhere. Exactly right. You're essentially a delivery truck.

The hazards are on. It's fine. Oh, she's breaking the law, but she's got her hazards on. Must be important. Technically, she's allowed to. So I put my hazards on, ran upstairs, got changed real quick, had a bit of a quick shower, five minutes, got changed. What, you had a shower?

Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. change real quick had a bit of a quick shower five minutes got changed what you're to shower water okay yeah yeah yeah anyway grabbed all my stuff and I've headed to the lift in my apartment building I've opened the lift doors and I've kind of juggled I had my door keys my car keys and I also had my phone and I was kind of juggling everything. As I was walking into the lift, I just hear my keys hit the floor, hit the other side. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. Dun, dun, dun. I literally just thought, I can't believe I've just dropped my keys down that tiny space because I don't have anything on my car keys. It's literally my car key and my front door key.

I'd say lucky because that's all you lost. But at the same time, if you had more, it probably wouldn't have fallen down there. You know? Exactly right. You'd have a girthier set of car keys. A girthy set of car keys. So let me just get the situation right.

The car is parked on the footpath outside your apartment building illegally. The hazards are on. The hazards are on. You've dropped your only car key. You're also leaving the country that evening. I'm leaving the country the next morning at 6am. So I need to be at the airport at like four in the morning. I was like, what do I do? I went into pure panic. First thing I did, I cancelled my spray tan, told the girl all about it. She had a big laugh. She thought it was hilarious. I then thought maybe I've got a second set of car keys

because I used to put them in my glove box. So I called AA. They came out, broke into my car. Moment of truth, looked in the glove box, no key. What kind of idiot keeps his spare key in the car? Mate, it's really smart. No, it's not. It is.

Because what if you lock your keys in the car? I just get someone to come out and unlock my car. That's what the spare key's for. No, but what if I lose my keys like in this situation? I know where the other keys are. In your bedside table where it's supposed to be. Yeah, well, I've lost the second set of keys. So now I'm really up, you know, what creek I'm talking about.

So then there was this group of people walking past and I thought, if I can just get the car into a car park, then I might not get a ticket. I might not get towed because I'm gone for a week at this point the next day. So then this group of people, we tried to push my car down this kind of semi hill into a car park. Oh, mate, it went south. The wheel locked. And at this point, the car was headed for a bush.

The car kind of went half in the bush. And I said, okay, I think we need to back the car up and just leave it on the car park. So I've seen this. You're stranded. You're stuck. You have to leave the country. That's where I got to. You're about to fly're stuck. You have to leave the country. That's where I got to. You're about to fly out and the car's stuck on the footpath.

So at this point I've turned the hazards off and then I thought, what can I do here? I wrote a note begging, pleading to a potential parking officer. I said, this is what's happened. I've dropped my keys down. I think I wrote something like I've dropped my keys down the tiny gap in the elevator shaft. Yes, I'm that stupid.

Please have mercy on me. I'm going to move my car as soon as possible. Anyway, left it. Went out of the country. I talked to my building manager and the only thing I could do was get another car key cut or get these keys that were down the bottom of the elevator shaft. Anyway, eventually my landlord, Brendan, he's an absolute legend,

he said to me, he goes, this is the situation, because this happened on Friday night. He said if an elevator technician comes out on Saturday or Sunday, it's going to cost you $725. You get a new car for that much? Literally. My car's not even worth that much. He goes, but if you wait till the Monday and you risk it over the weekend

to potentially have your car towed, it's going to be $170. I know what you would have done. You would have risked it. Of course I did. I'm not paying $700. I risked it. And guess what? The car, the note, God's worked because it didn't get towed.

And now, I mean, yeah, I still have to pay $170. That's fine. You deserve that for what you did. But it's a great result. And what an epic saga. Like if you're still with us earlier this afternoon we started talking about Bree losing her car keys down the elevator shaft. I was a lot

younger when the story started but I remember Mate, it's a journey. Oh it was a hell of a journey and we got there in the end. Mate how do you think I felt? I had to actually live that story. A journey would have taken less time if we'd taken a car. It's pretty much, I think they're going to make it into a Lord of the Rings film.

It's going to be as long. I think we had intentions of asking you a question at the start. And from memory the question was going to be, where did you lose your keys? You still want to ask it? Mate, I'm so old I can't remember what we're talking about. The story went for

so long. Let's see if we get anybody. Where'd you lose your keys? 0800 dials it in. If you've recovered from the longest radio story ever, I'll give you the shortened version. Ready? This is a six minute story just before, condensed. Dropped my keys down an elevator shaft. It's costing me $170 to get them back. Oh, why didn't you just say so? Well, I did, just then. Have you ever heard of suspense? Oh yeah, it's storytelling. So that was a Lord of the Rings right there. Exactly. You know how the last,

they turned the last Harry Potter book into like three movies? Too long. That's what you just did. Too long. So we're asking you New Zealand, in a far more succinct way, where'd you drop your keys Troy. Where'd you drop your keys, Troy? Where'd you lose your keys? I lost them in Lake Wanaka, mate.

You lost them in Lake Wanaka? Yep. How? It was good times. Well, me and the missus were out on a pedal boat. Left the keys in our pocket. Didn't realise. Keys fell out. We had a bit of an argument. Never got the keys back. Had to get the old lady to run

and set up for Invercargill. From Invercargill. Oh. a bit of an argument. Never got the keys back. Nothing? And the old lady who runs here set up from Invercargill. From Invercargill. Oh. Look, Troy, nothing good ever comes from a pedal boat, okay? And this is what me

and my wife, in fact, nothing good comes couple-wise from anything to do with pedals. Yes, the notebook. What? They were in a pedal boat.

No, they were in a rowboat. Oh, different. Nothing good, relationship-wise, ever comes when there's pedals involved. You get one of those crocodile bikes in the Wellington waterfront, nah, it's always going to end in a fight.

And for you, fight and lost car keys, Troy. Yes, $600, not good. Oh. That hurts. Jess, where did you lose your keys? I left my keys in my car and I came back to my car from work and I realised that they were in my car and I got, I came back to my car from work and I realised that they were in my car and I rang the AA

and I found them, that my boot was open and I jumped in there and met the AA dude in my car. So he got there and you were in the car? Yeah, and he laughed. Wait, you kidnapped yourself? I know.

He's knocking on the window like, do you need help? I've Oh my god yes What the hell Well done I think Oh no

She's gone No Susan's gone too These stories are getting too long again Lennon Hey Where did you drop your keys Lennon? So I got home one day after work It was a long day

I thought I'd lost my house keys I had a very flat phone battery Called my mum in a panic And she was like Oh call the fire brigade So I got home one day after work. It was a long day. I thought I'd lost my house keys. I had a very flat phone battery. I called my mum in a panic and she was like, oh, call the fire brigade. They'll help you. I was like, don't worry about the fire. Don't worry about the sirens.

It's sweet. Three fire trucks came, sirens blazing down the street. They broke into the third floor of the building that we had. So they got in the building. We got in there too eventually. And they were like, oh, here you go. You're in your house. Ready to go. So I reach and they were like, oh, here you go, you're only half the way you are. I reach into my pocket, and then I feel my key sitting right deep,

like near the knee of my pants. No! And I was like, let's just ignore this. Yes, 100% just ignore this. Also, what city was this in? Wellington. Wellington. They're busy in Wellington, fire service how did they have

time to respond to a guy who lost the keys to his flat yeah well because I rang them and I was like don't stress guys

I just can't get into their house but if you could help me and so they did come around but yeah sirens blazing

I was like shame stop it that is not a siren in the background that is high quality service from the Wellington Fire Department.

They've just heard you talking about it. They earned those cookies. I dropped them the next day. I felt so guilty. All right. I've called the fire brigade for less. Yeah? Yeah, to give me mouth-to-mouth.

I wasn't in trouble, though. All right, mate. Zinian's Bree and Clint. Last week, while we were on holiday, Bree, they announced new iPhones. Yeah, I saw. Three new iPhones, in fact. Here's a little bit of the announcement. Now let's talk about iPhone.

This is iPhone XS. It is the most advanced iPhone we've ever created. No shit. It's the newest iPhone. What? Of course it's the most advanced iPhone you've ever created. You're not going to launch an iPhone and go Not as advanced as the last model but

still pretty good. The new iPhone. The old one was better. The old one was better because it had a headphone jack in it. That's the old old one. The old old one. They're cancelling that one by the way. Are they? So they're not producing any more 7s. So wait, which one are we talking about? The 7? Oh no, I've got a 7 and I don't have a headphone jack. The 6. They're cancelling the way. Are they? Yeah. So they're not producing any more 7s. So wait, which one are we talking about? The 7?

Oh, no, I've got a 7, and I don't have a headphone jack. The 6. They're cancelling the 6. I'm so confused. They're cancelling the 7 too. Why is it called a XS? I thought the iPhone X was for the 10th anniversary. Shouldn't it be a 9? Yeah.

It should be a 9. Well, so it's an X, not a 10. But the X means 10. Well, do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's very confusing. So why has it jumped to a 10S? Where's the 10? Where's the 9? I'm confused.

In the features department, I can confirm no headphone jack, no home button. Oh, me no like. Don't like it. So every time they bring out a phone now, they take something away. Rather than adding features, we've now got to a stage where we take

things off it. When are they going to put some stuff back in the new one has no phone calling abilities no it does would you like to know how much oh i can only imagine so there's three there's three iphones there's the um 10s the 10s max which is the biggest iphone ever so it's like the plus yeah why are they calling it a Max? Because it's the same size as a Plus. Have you got a Plus or a regular? I've got a regular. Oh, I've got the Plus.

So it's the same size as that, but all of it is screen. So that's the difference. So it's the most screen, whatever. So have they got a Plus or is there just a Max? No, the XS is regular size. Okay. And then there's the XS Max, which is jumbo. Yep. And then there's the XS Max, which is jumbo. Yep.

And then there's the XR. And the XR is like the budget version. However, the cheapest iPhone that you will be able to buy from the new range. So is this the XR? This is the XR. Why is it an R? In a 64 gig. Does the R stand for rip-off?

Well, you tell me. So the smallest capacity for the smallest iPhone will now cost you $1,399 New Zealand dollars. Woo! Are you on meth?

Who decided if that was the most expensive I'd probably be like, right I'm never going to get that one but you know rich people can. That's the cheapest. There are so many iPhones in between as well so there's all sorts of different scales but you're entering the market

at $1400. Would you like to know how much the most expensive iPhone is? I don't think so because I'm never going to be able to buy it but tell me anyway. The iPhone XS Max, which is the one we talked about. So it's like a plus, but they called it a max because whatever. Because they've got to change the name. To get a 512 gig, so that's the most memory you can get.

This is the top of the line iPhone, and you can get it in gold if you like. Right. You can't get a headphone jack, but you can get it in gold if you like. Right. You can't get a headphone jack but you can get it in gold. Will cost you $2,799. Does it also make a baby? Like is it going to

hold a baby so I don't have to? Because that's the only time I'd be spending that much money. What? It carries and makes the baby for you. In comparison, the Samsung, $1,999. What? ZDM's Brinkland.

The smash hit, The Pop-Up Globe, is back for a new season this summer in Auckland. It's a full recreation of Shakespeare's Globe Theatre. This is right up my alley. You'd actually love it. I love Shakespeare. Once you get your brain around it and you start to hear the words properly, like it's actually very entertaining.

I can't understand usually a word Shakespeare says. Well, for those who can, this year they'll be performing The Taming of the Shrew, Richard III, and Measure for Measure, as well as Hamlet. All the classics. What about Othello? Not this year. That's the one I studied at high school.

To celebrate, we have a trip to Sydney up for grabs. You'll get return flights for two. You'll get tickets to the Pop-Up Globe in Sydney and your accommodation covered as well. Because let's think about it. If Shakespeare was around these days, he'd be, you know, similar to Eminem or Post Malone. He'd be a lyricist.

He would be. He'd be writing hit bangers for ZM. That's what he would be doing. What we have is some big songs from the ZM playlist performed by the cast of the pop-up globe. It's so good. Yeah. It's very entertaining.

And this probably makes me think I actually would like to go along. Brooke, you're going to compete against Gina, okay? Yep. I'm going to play you guys a ZM song performed by Shakespearean actors. And if you buzz in and tell me what the song is correctly, you're in the draw for this Flights to Sydney, okay? Okay. So you guys need to buzz in with your name, Brooke or Gina,

as soon as you know the song. Okay? Okay. Are we clear? We're clear. All right, let's kick it off. Here's the song. Don't wait for it to finish.

Buzz in when you know it. If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go. I can take you places. Stop. I heard a Gina. Was it you, Gina? Yes, Justin Bieber. Yeah.

Have I was your boyfriend? Not technically the right name of the song. Boyfriend. We've got to give it to her. You know what, Gina? You're in the draw, mate. Congratulations. Nice work, Gina.

All right. I want to hear the rest of it, though. You want to hear the rest of it? Yeah, let's see. This is Shakespearean Justin Bieber. If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go. I can take you places you ain't never been before.

Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know. I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow. Swag. Swag. Swag. On you. Chilling by the fire while we eating fondue.

I can't tell if he makes it sexier or creepier. I know about you. So say hello to... Definitely creepier. Three, two... And full details for this competition ZM Online ZM's Bree and Clint We like to figure out the songs that were top in the charts

on your 16th birthday We like to play Whitney Houston on ZM That's why we invented this feature You call us, we put your birth date into the computer and we figure out the details about what song was number one on your 16th. Let's kick it off with Gemma this afternoon. Hello, Gem. Hi.

What's your birthday? 31st of December, 1988. Okay, Gemma, you were 16 in 2004 on the 31st of December and this is your birthday bank. When the pimp's in the crib, ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot on the 31st of December and this is your birthday bank. Drop it like it's hot. Bit of Snoop Dio double jizzle. How does that make you feel, Gemma?

Oh, I'm a type of stomach, to be honest. Oh, alright. Someone's not a fan of the dog father. The dog father? Alright, someone's throwing a bit of schnizzle. That's Snoop Dio double jizzle. That's fine, Gemma, that's fine. Who do you want to go to next? Caitlin.

Hello, Caitlin. Hi, how are you going? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 8th of December, 1994. Okay, Caitlin, you were 16 in 2010 on the 8th of December, and back in 2010, this was top of the charts.

You were 16 at the peak of Black Eyed Peas mania when every single thing they put out, even this song, made it onto the radio. Do you love it? Yeah, I do love it. Do you? Did you see they dropped a new track last week? No, I didn't see that. Is Fergie on it? No.

I don't think so, but it tackles like gun violence, Donald Trump. Yeah, it's full on. We should play it. Should we? We should. Okay. It's good. Finally, for birthday banger, Charlotte.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi. What's your birthday? 21st of January, 1991. Okay, Charlotte, you were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of January, and this was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Akon, Smack That. Is this okay to play in 2018?

2007 was a different time. I mean, it's a good song. Big Akon fan. How do you feel about it, Charlotte? Is it appropriate? It was like a house party. Yeah, girl. It's always a house party. Bag of goon. How do you feel? What do you want

to hear? We've got Snoop Dogg, Black Eyed Peas or ACOM. Very urban flavour to the birthday banger selections today. I think I'm leading towards Snoop. You're leaning towards Snoop Dogg? Yeah, I love Sneo Snubbeldizzy. Yeah, okay.

Gemma didn't want it though. I tried to do the thing you did and then really crashed and burned. I tried to gloss over it for you. Hey, Gemma, against your wishes, we're going to play your birthday banger today. Oh, no, I think out of the three, it was a good choice. Yes, Gemma. She's on board.

Best of a bad bunch. All right, nah, I'm into it. Here we go. This is Birthday Banger, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clayton, that's the winner of Birthday Banger. He specialises in making all the girls get naked. It's Snoop Dogg. What?

Drop it like it's hot. Listen to the lyrics in that song next time. There are some real Easter eggs in there for you. Look how much spit comes out when I try and do that tongue thing they do. Give it a go. Here you go. Hang on. Here it is.

There's so much spit. People are trying it in their car at the moment and they're like, oh damn, I don't have wintergreen wipers inside my car. Here's that new Black Eyed Peas song we were talking about, by the way. It's called Big Love. Very politically charged, that song. We listened to a little bit of it off-air. Controversial from Black Eyed Peas.

Zinni is brain clenched. Before we left, we dropped a bombshell that we wanted to do a radio first right here on the Brain Clench Show. Yours. Called The Bisexualer. We put the call out for a single, bisexual, trusting person. Who was willing to give their lives over to us for a short time. To be fair, for the number of entries we got, which was quite a few so far.

There's been a lot. We didn't give a lot of information. No. This here pretty much says it all, right? This will explain everything. Here you go. You fell in love with The Bachelor. You pinned your hopes on The Bachelorette.

But what if you could have both together? Like, at the same time. All at once. Three guys. Three girls. And one person. Who will date them all. Be part of New Zealand's first true battle of the sexes.

Brie and Clint present the Bisexualer. They'll have their cake and eat it too. To be or to date the Bisexualer, sign up now at ZM Online. With wildsecrets.co.nz

New Zealand and Australia's largest online naughty toy store. Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer. There you go. This is exciting. Over a period of three weeks, we're going to go on a journey with someone who's going to go on dates with men, with women,

to ultimately, hopefully, find love. Yeah, this hasn't been done before. And to be honest, I don't really know why. Me neither. Yeah, to me, so much more interesting. Very, very interesting. And our show here at Bray and Clint, we're a show that stands for equality. And we thought there should be a show like this.

So why not just do it ourselves? If you think you are the person we're looking for, then entries are open right now. We've just set up a new website too. You can go to zmonline.com forward slash bisexualer. That's B-I sexual or O-R at the end. O-R at the end. Or if that's too hard, which you lost me,

you can just head to our social pages at Bree and Clint on Facebook or Instagram. You can DM us. You can comment at Bree and Clint on Facebook or Instagram. You can DM us. You can comment. Whatever way you want to do it. If you want to sign up, if you think that's you, if you think you want to be the bisexualer or if you think you want to date the bisexualer,

we're taking all of those entries right now. So give me some details. How many dates are we going with? How many date-ers? How many suitors? So the bisexualer will date three females and three males

over a period of three weeks and we will hopefully find love at the end of all of it. Mmm. It's going to be juicy. Yeah.

Just like the bachelor. Yeah. It's very hard to sign up as, like, it's hard to sign up as a dater without knowing who it is,

but it will get you to the front of the queue if you do it now. Exactly right. Because we don't know if it's going to be a man or a woman yet. We're on the hunt for someone to be the bisexualer. You need to be single, bisexual, and ready to mingle. This is going to be good. Let's just check the call out on air this afternoon. Oh, yeah.

I want to see how much interest there is. Are you listening right now, and do you fit that brief? Are you bisexual? Are you single? Are you looking for love? Most of all, do you back us to try and find it for you? Because we will find it personally, Bree and I will go and find all of your dates. Yeah, we're going to be like

the Osher Gunsberg. Yeah. We'll be the Dominic Bowden of the situation. Yeah, that person. Yeah. The Mike Puru. Whoever the host of the Bisexualer is. It's us. Or maybe if you want to call up this afternoon, if you want to date the Bisexualer. Oh, if you're ready to jump in already.

We'll take those calls as well. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you're ready to throw caution to the wind. This doesn't lock you into anything either. You're welcome to call up and ask a question. If you're on the fence about it and you think maybe you're up for this,

0800 dial ZM or text us 9696 right now. Do you want to be the bisexualer? Do you want to date the bisexualer? Or do you have questions? Any of that. Any of the above. Text us on 9696 or call 0800 dial ZM right now. Z is Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Tell them what it is, Brie. One. Brie and Clint present The Bisexualer. Tell them what it is, Brie. One person, multiple dates, males, females, all just trying to find love. It's the traditional bachelor slash bachelorette format that you know, except we've diversified it. We've taken it in a different direction and we've gone,

hey, what if the person's bisexual? And what if the contestants are of both genders? About time we did this. Because every time I watch the show, I'm like, how interesting. You know what this will do? Where the TV version currently is all straight people, this by nature will include a bisexual person. Yep. Probably some straight people.

Yes. Some gay people. And that's it. It'll be all just, you know, human beings. Everyone hanging out under the rainbow. Souls, dating, finding love. It's all the same. If you would like to be the bisexual or the contestant, you can apply now. But there are quite a few

questions out there. And we want to answer those questions. Who have we got first? Pritesh. Hello. Do you want to be the bisexual Pritesh or do you have a question? I want to be the bisexual of all the contestants on the show. Okay. So Pritesh, you obviously identify as a bisexual. Yes. And you see this as an opportunity to date a lot of hot people. Possibly, yes.

What's your type, Pritesh. What's my type? Yeah. What do you look for in a potential partner? Hmm. I look for personality, of course. Mm-hmm. Looks is obviously a good thing, but healthy. Healthy.

Can I see some dental records, please? Can I see your gym membership, please? All right, Pritesh, that's fine. Maybe just get your application in. Harry, do you want to be the bisexual or have you got questions? I've got some questions, actually. Go on, hit us with them. I'm keen to know what are the dates going to be like?

Like, are you going to set what happens on the dates? Or is it going to be completely spontaneous? What's going to happen on the dates? No, we will set the dates. The dates will be very specific. Okay? Oh, nice. Essentially, you should apply for this if you want some free meals as well because if you get nothing else out of that, you're going to get a couple

of dinners for sure. I am so keen for some fun just like no matter what it is like let's do it okay i like you harry you should sign up harry you sound like a fun guy you are bisexual correct uh no i'm straight but i'm looking at potentially being a contender maybe okay so harry a contestant yeah of course harry here's where it gets interesting for you though so say you sign up and then the bisexual that ends up making it through is a man that's not really going to work for you is it yeah that that will make really going to work for you, is it?

Yeah, that will make things a little bit complicated. Well, then, of course, Harry can say, sorry, I don't swing that way. Yeah, yeah. But then if it ends up being a female, then Harry's in for some free meals and some good times. Exactly. And potentially some love, right?

That's what it's all about. You're cute. Can you go sign up, Harry? I think you'd go really well. All right, I'll go sign up then. Go sign up right now. Head to ZM online. You can sign up there to either be the bisexual or date the bisexual. Kelsey, where are you sitting on the issue?

I would love to be the bisexual. Oh, you're also keen to be the bisexual. Do you trust us to find you your dates? Because that's the thing. You will be putting your love life out there, and the country's going to get to know you if you are the bisexualer and then we'll be the people who pair you up. Are you okay with that part of it?

Well, that's what I was going to ask. I mean, like, how fussy are you guys? I mean, you know, can I trust you to, like, find someone really cool? Kelsey, let's just say you can trust us. Okay. I really want the bisexualer to find love. We're not going to stitch you up. It's going to be a real legit thing. And you're going to get to do some cool stuff. And are we going to talk about what happens in the end? Yeah, go on. And Kelsey,

at the end of it, we're going to send you on an overseas holiday potentially with your new love. I'm so down for that. Okay. Go sign up right now, Kelsey. You sound like someone that we would potentially like to get on board. Kelsey, one more question though. What's the most people you've ever dated at one time? At one time? Well, I've never really had a proper boyfriend, but I mean, dated maybe two or three. Okay. What was your last relationship like, Kelsey? What happened? Uh, I don't know.

Like, there was just no spark. It just kind of fizzled out. Like, no excitement. Well, that's everything of what this is going to be. If you think you fit the profile of the bisexual, or again, if you'd like to be one of the dates, now is the time to go and sign up because we need to find this person ASAP.

We need to find them this week. So you need to head to ZM online. We'll find this person ASAP. We need to find them this week. So you need to head to ZM online. We'll find them though. We're going to find them. Surely. I mean, there's an overseas trip involved.

You're going to get to go overseas at the end of all this. You're going to get to find love. You're going to get to go on dates. And I mean, who doesn't love free food? And who doesn't love free food? There you go.

Everything is there for you. It's online now at ZM online. ZM's brilliant, Clint. Hey, Clint, remember that time you had an eyebrow piercing? That was a good time in your life. Do we have that picture, producers? Look, look, look. We do. We have that picture.

Look here. Me starting this show with you, this is a clean slate. Sorry, I'm just picturing you with an eyebrow piercing. No, no, no. I'm here. This is a rebirth of me. I want to keep some stuff locked away. Like I'd like some things in my past.

Like the eyebrow piercing? Yeah, like the eyebrow piercing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so that's an, oh. So if you could just pretend that I've always been as cool as I am now. Look, there's the picture the producers are holding up. We're not posting that picture. Can we please post that on the Facebook page?

No, no, no, no. Oh, it's serious. No. Oh, it's serious. No. You've come back from holidays stressed. It, it's serious. No. Oh, it's serious. No. You've come back from holidays stressed. It's not just the eyebrow piercing. It's the level of facial grease as well.

Like it's a very pubescent time of life for me. Personally, I think you rock the eyebrow piercing. I've got a mullet. I've got curtains. I've got a centre part. Also, look how pink I am. Oh, look. Yeah, it's a spiky eyebrow piercing.

What made you want to get an eyebrow piercing? Living in Rotorua. I want to ask, how much did that piercing hurt? Not at all. It didn't hurt? Nah. I think it's like, you know how cowboys, Indian cowboys, they used to keep arrows through the mane of the horse?

That's what I compare it to. I think it's just you can't feel anything. I didn't mean physically. I meant your dignity. Oh, right. A lot. Hurts in the moment. Let's talk about piercings for a second

because you had an eyebrow piercing. That was a great time. And there's a professional piercer by the name of Jess Lowe who works at Auckland's Tattooed Heart. And she's actually talked about what she thinks and believes are the most painful piercings right and what have you got pierced by the way i've got a few things yeah because i can see one on your face i've got my nose pierced get your nose pierced my ears yeah when it's when it's

cold there's two weird circles with big ball bearings hanging off the board actually another thing about when we went shark diving, there was a chain running from your chest to your nether regions. Was that attached to anything at all? That was a different time in my life. I'm kidding. What are the most painful piercings? Bree, please tell us.

So obviously, ear piercings are the least painful, and she rates them a two out of ten. I had an ear piercing too. Did you actually? Yeah. When I was ten. You're like Elton John. When I was 10 my mum took all three of us to get our ears pierced. I was 10

my younger brother was 8, my youngest brother was 6 and didn't tell dad. She came home with three boys with pierced ears and dad almost hit the ceiling. He was like. Not happy. Do I not get a bloody say in anything around here? Did you have a rat's tail? No, I had

a piss fringe though. This is not about me. This is about piercings that... A what fringe? You know when you shave the head and you keep the fringe? What's it called? A piss fringe. A piss fringe? Again, this is not about me and my different... No, it is about you because you had an eyebrow piercing. Do you want to know where the eyebrow piercing

rates? On the scale of most painful piercings? Yes. On the scale of cool or not? Yeah, sure. On cool. On this scale, it says complete drop kick. Thank you very much. No, it's a four out of ten.

Four out of ten. Four out of ten. On pain? On pain. Gotcha. Pain ratio. The septum? Have you ever thought about getting your septum pierced? That's the one in between the nose, eh? On pain. Gotcha. Pain ratio. The septum. Have you ever thought about getting your

septum pierced? That's the one in between the nose, eh? Like the ball piercing. I really like those on girls. Do you? Yeah. You find it attractive? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't mind it. I would have thought that would have really hurt. Yours is a bit off centre for me. That's because my nose is quite big. They missed. No, that's a 5 out of

10, apparently, for the septum. But then the most, one of the most painful is the nipple, they say. I've heard that. And the belly. They say the belly's quite painful. What's the one they say can paralyze your face? Your tongue. If they pierce your tongue in the wrong place,

it can paralyze your whole face. Yeah, the tongue apparently is about a three or a four out of ten. Tongue's a kinky piercing. There's also another place you can get pierced that can do some damage. Tongue's the kind of piercing you look at someone with a tongue piercing and you go, oh, yeah. No, you don't. No, you do. What for you?

No, just in general. If a girl has a tongue piercing. Or a guy. Have you ever kissed someone with a tongue piercing? Probably. I have. Hmm. Hmm.

Okay, so what did we land on? Nipple most painful piercing Yeah, and there's another one that I probably won't mention Alright, fantastic A couple of weeks ago I don't like this A couple of weeks ago We launched the most viral piece of content

We've had in this show's short history I know what this is about It says Clint's secret break So I don't know what it's about And now I know what this is about. It says Clint's secret break. So I don't know what it's about. And now I know what this is about. What do you think is the most viral thing we've put on our Instagram since we started? The picture of your eyebrow piercing is about to take that over. Incorrect.

That's not it. What do you think was the hottest photo that we have released so far since coming on to ZM? It's the picture of my brother. Correct. The picture of Bree's super hot brother. We unearthed him. He's like a diamond. We're like the seven dwarves.

All right, settle down. In the minds, in the hot man minds. And we found a gem that New Zealand ladies and men have absolutely lost their biscuit over. Now, this picture is out there. Can never be taken back. Hot Aiden. People are calling him a thirst piece.

He's a thirst. That picture is a total thirst trap. It's a thirst trap. Yeah, because you. No, why are you doing that? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is where it changes, okay? What are you doing?

There's a development. Over the weekend, Br Bree supplied the group chat. You're not doing that. With a fresh picture of her hot brother. And can I say, and this is from a heterosexual man, hot damn. That was meant to be just for this radio show group chat. I know, I know. But he's, Bree. He doesn't even know that I know. I know. But he's...

He doesn't even know that I've done that. Yeah. He's probably listening. Oh, my God. He's probably listening right now going, why are you sending pictures of me to your radio colleagues? It hasn't gone anywhere. The only people who have seen it are you, me, producer Ellie, producer Ben.

And I did show Trin from The Office. Web girl Trin. This is Trin's reaction to the fresh picture of Bree's hot brother. Oh, my God. Trin, I just need you to prepare for this. There's a new photo of Bree's hot brother. Ooh. I'm only showing this to you.

You're the only one who's seen it. Okay, I'm excited. How do you feel about this? Oh, yes, I would. I would, I would, I would. I would. Can't wait to be your sister-in-law, Brie. Oh!

That's a f***ing hot photo of him. Oh, my God! I don't know if you still record. Oh, you are? Okay. Always recording. She needs to calm down. Now, this is the question.

Does New Zealand want the picture released? Do we owe it? Do we owe it? Do we owe it to New Zealand women and men, this picture? More so, do we owe the nation of Australia the release of this photo? Because he's a fantastic ambassador. Like, you put him next to the honey badger, I know who I'd be choosing. And that's big because I really rate the honey badger.

You do. That's big. Oh, I don't have any say at this point, do I? Because you've got the photo anyway. No, no, no. I want to do this as a friend. I want to take it out of your hands. I think you already have. So the burden is not on you.

When it comes to Christmas, you're not going to be in trouble because I'm going to take this out of your hands. I have nothing. Aiden, if you're listening, I have nothing to do with this. Snap poll. 0800 dial ZM. Do we release the fresh picture of Bree's hot brother Aiden? Okay.

We'll load up the phones and the majority rules. Okay, majority rules. All right, so the phones will tell us the verdict. ZDM's brilliant clan. Oh, I am. Cold water. Exactly what the ladies of New Zealand will be reaching for a glass of as soon as they see the fresh picture of Bree's hot brother.

Wait a minute. We don't know if we're releasing that yet. Thank you. No, we don't. Just to summarise, you may have seen him on our social media a couple of months ago when he debuted. Aidan, Bree's hot brother.

There's a fresh picture. I want it released. I know it puts Bree in a pickle, so I don't want her to be the one who approves the release of the photo. We're going to give it to the people. Okay. Okay.

Welcome to the show. Hayden, do we release this picture of Bree's hot brother? Well, as a fellow person with the name Aiden, sort of, yeah, we've got to see it. We've got to see it. He's doing good things for people of Australia. He's doing good things for Aidens, right? Yep.

Giving us some points. Did you see the original? Yeah, yeah. Thoughts? Oh, bloody good. Jaden. Jaden, welcome to the show. Jaden?

Jaden. Jaden. Jaden is gone. Amber, hello. Welcome to the show. Hi. Okay. Thoughts, feelings.

Actually, before you say anything, let me describe the picture to you. Oh, no. Bree's brother, Aidan, is standing at what looks like a wedding. He's wearing a suit. He could be best man in this photo. It's sunset, and behind him is a stunning vista,

but in front of you is an even more stunning vista, and that vista's name is Aidan. Is that the sort of picture you think should go on our Facebook page? Yeah, that's got to go on our Facebook page. Amber, you're not helping me. He should be thanking you.

It's free promo. Yeah. There's a whole country of women he could come in. True. If he ends up getting a wife out of this and having babies. Yeah, they owe you one of the babies. Yeah, true. That'll all be from you. Thank you for your input, Amber. Emma, you get the the babies. Yeah, true. That'll all be from you. Yep. Okay. Thank you for your input, Amber. Emma, you get the final say.

Is this photo something that people need to see? Oh, Emma, what are you doing to me? Oh, Emma. I'm Bree's cousin's cousin and my mum used to date. Wait, what?

Mum. Wait, what? Wait, what? Tennille Johnson is my cousin. Oh my God, that's my cousin. Are you guys related? Yes. Hang on, Emma.

My dad used to date her mum. My mum? And still thinks she's smoking hot. What? I think you owe the public to let your smoking hot family out there. Emma, plot twist, he's your family too. I know, but I'm married. No, but you have your cousins and then you've got your first cousin

and then you've got your cousins. I'm pushing share now. I'm going to push it right now, okay? Yeah, you've got to share it. Emma! It's live, baby! You're killing me here. It has just gone up on the Bree and Clint Facebook page.

It's a good shot. Oh, my brother's calling me. Great. I'm going to go deal with this now. If you'd like, we'll maybe go and see it quickly because we want to take it down. It's up now. Bree and Clint, ZM.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Obviously really sad situations when people get married and then obviously some marriages end in divorce. I had a dream the other night that Lucy and I were being divorced. Did you? Yeah. What does that mean? Did you look it up?

No. I don't think it actually means that. It'll mean something different. It'll mean you're going to last forever. Phew, good, thanks. Okay, cool. No, I don't think so. There was a story that came out today about a woman who a catalyst

for her marriage ending was her finding out what her husband had nicknamed her to his friends. Ah, okay. So this is a nickname she didn't know about. So it's a name that he refers to her by when he's with the boys. Yes. Okay, yep. So apparently he went out on a big night out and that was fine

and she's got kids with him and then he was in the shower the next morning and she's picked up his phone and she's seen what he actually calls her to his mates. So apparently he gave her the nickname, which is an acronym, SWMBO. SWMBO. Swimbo. Swimbo. Swimbo.

She actually confronted him and asked him, what does this mean? Like, obviously you're referring to me because in the text message she could figure it out. And apparently it stands for she who must be obeyed. Whoa. Whoa. Rookie mistake, mate. Whoa.

Rookie mistake. Like, you know what he should have done? I'm not condoning it. Respected his wife and spoke about her in a respectful way to people. I mean, you've got kids. Or he could have come up with a different meaning behind it. So you mean he should have lied? Yeah.

Hmm. No, I'm just, you know what I mean. I don't get on my high horse very often, but there's one thing that I have learned. A bit rough. The way you speak about your partner to other people says more about you than it does about them. If you're being disrespectful about them behind their back,

that just makes you sound like a crap person. Yeah, and if you're going around talking about someone who you're meant to love and care about like that, then, oh, come on. Like, would you let your friends talk about her like that? No. So why do you do it? You're the one who's meant to be standing up for them, you know?

So apparently after 10 years of marriage, she said that was the catalyst. Nah, I'm done. I'm over it. I'm calling it quits. Good on her. Yeah. I mean, yeah, no, good on her.

I mean, it could have been, there could have been a lot more names that were. It must have been the final straw. Yeah. Because I kind of feel like that's the sort of thing you probably talk about. I think there was a lot of underlying issues. Yeah. And that was probably the, like you said, the final straw. Not even a creative name. Yeah, and that was probably, like you said, the final straw. Not even a creative name.

Yeah, not even that good. Not even like the devil. It's not even catchy. The devil. The devil. We want to ask you this afternoon. Hey, I've heard some people refer to their partner as the devil. As Satan and Kano.

Yeah, literally. I've heard people refer to their kids by that. Really? Sorry, I've got to go. Devil children. Satan needs feeding. Literally, I've heard one of my mates, the phone will ring and it'll be like that,

it'll be like, and it'll come up, the devil. That's the ringtone they've set for their partner. Yes. Oh, come on. You're going to get caught too, by the way. If you're putting it down in writing, you're going to get caught. If you're giving them a ringtone, eventually they're going to find out.

They'll find out. Eventually they'll ring themselves off your phone to find out where their phone is and they'll go, where's my name? Oh, you're under Satan. You're filed under Beelzebub. Imagine. I've lost my phone, babe.

Could you call it? Yeah, use my phone. I can't find my name. Let's get inside some people's relationships this afternoon and ask you, what's your nickname for your partner that they hate? Now, not from a disrespectful point of view. No, from a point where they know about it and they hate it. Yeah.

Do you call your husband J-Lo Booty? Fluffy Bunch. Snuggie, Snuggie, Puss Puss. The J-Lo Booty one may be a little bit too close to home for me. I don't mean... What, you get called J-Lo Bum? Sometimes. Show me.

Oh, more Kardashian. All right. What is your nickname for your partner that they hate? 0800-DALZM or text us on 9696. So I've asked you a question. What's your nickname for your partner that they hate? There's some really good ones on the text machine. Have you ever gotten any in your relationship?

I just told you, J-Lo booty Oh, so you've got that before Yes J-Lo booty And it's fine Deadass I'm a full of figured gentleman, that's fine No, you're not, your bum's fine

Someone's texted and said I call my partner Fifty Shades of Ginger Because he has a ginger beard with a gingery blonde mustache and his hair is dirty strawberry. He sounds delicious, can I say? Like a sexy lumberjack. His chest hairs are another shade of ginger and his arm hairs are another one altogether.

He really is Fifty Shades of Ginger. What about this one? I lovingly refer to my wife as my dragon. What? What about the Captiva? My partner drives a big white Holden Captiva, so I call him the soccer mum and he hates it. Chantal.

Chantal. Chantal. How's it, girl? What is your nickname for your partner that they hate? I call him Munchkin. Why? He really hates it because he is so adorable and he just does the cutest wee thing.

And I call him that in front of his friends and he gives me that look. Is he a smaller gentleman? No, no, he's quite big. Chantel, do you say it in like baby talk voice? I'm like, oh, Munchkin, that is so cute. Can you imagine just him out with the boys and Chantel rocks up to pick him up?

Munchkin, come on, Chantel. That's one of those ones that, yeah, you're right, Bree. If his mates found out that that's what he's called, you know that that's his name within their group forever now, Chantel. Oh, he would get so much crap for that, Chantel. Emma, what's your nickname for your partner that they hate? My partner, no, it's my nickname from my partner. What does your partner call you?

He calls me Shmema. And why? It just reminds me of a really gross word. Shmema? Yeah. Sh me of a really gross word. Schmimmer? Yeah. Schmimmer. Schmimmer. Sausage?

Moccanal pancake? Pipe and a crepe? Shall we go down the... Papschmeer? What is it? Papschmeer? Bagel and schmeer? What is it?

Your partner's nickname was P was Pep Shmear. My little Pep Shmear. My little peppy. Laura. Hi. Are you giving the nickname or receiving it? I received it from an ex. Oh, no.

And what did your ex call you that you hated? My ex called me Bubble. Why? Because when we first started dating, I was quite skinny, and then I got fat, essentially. Oh, that's a bit rough. And to be fair, balloon would have been more accurate than bubble. Oh, come on.

You know? Anyway, is that why he's the ex Laura? Yes. Yeah, you do you girl. All right, you do you. Yeah, well done. And Amy, finally, what is your nickname for your partner that they hate? I call him either Pancake Bum or Biscuit Bum.

Why? Because he was born without an ass, and, like, it's not my fault that I'm Kim Kardashian and he's, like, a pole. Amy, Amy, you should, when you go home tonight, say, oh, my God, we need to call triple one, triple one. And then he'll be like, why? And we'll be like, someone's stolen your ass. Zinni is brilliant.