ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 17th 2019
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Are you ready for Podcast Intro?
Yep.
Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast.
Look, Podcast Intro, as we've known in the past, can get quite loose and that's why...
Yeah, the handbrake really comes off, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does come off, which I don't mind.
Yesterday we talked about thrush.
I mean, you know, it's a normal thing.
It's a perfectly normal thing, yeah.
Have you had... can guys get thrush? I perfectly normal thing, yeah. Can guys get thrush?
I think they can, yeah.
You can get man thrush.
You can get a UTI too.
Did you know that?
Yeah, I did know that.
No, that makes sense.
I think a UTI.
I know they're both bad.
I drink a lot of cranberry juice.
I'll be okay.
Do you?
No, you don't.
You know you shouldn't drink cranberry juice if you're on the pill?
Yes, I did know that.
No, that's grapefruit juice.
Oh, grapefruit.
Sorry, grapefruit.
Not that I'm drinking grapefruit juice because it's gross.
Is it?
Yuck.
It is.
I wanted to bring in my flatmate and bestie, Big Gay Gorgeous Al.
Hi, Al.
Oh, where's his thing?
Oh, shit.
Where's his thing?
Don't talk, Alan.
Sorry, guys.
Don't talk until we're ready, all right?
Hello, boys.
There he is.
Hello, boys.
Hello, girls.
You tell the people, the podcasters and Clint, Ben and Ellie.
Does this need a warning?
It does need a warning.
This is one of the grimmest things.
It's so grim.
Tell them what your new hobby is.
If it's a family podcast listening exercise, maybe you have that tabby head.
It's not that bad.
It's not too bad.
All right.
You've been warned.
But it's disgusting.
It's not.
And you need to stop telling me about it.
No, it's good because I bought scales from the warehouse and I'm trying to lose weight at the moment.
I've kind of chubbed up a little bit since.
You have not.
Shut up, Alan.
You have not.
Shut up.
I've dropped 10 kilos, which I'm pretty happy about.
That's good.
The scales sit in my bathroom.
This is so grim.
I've warned you guys.
I know what it is.
I think I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Don't be homophobic.
Let me talk.
When I wake up, I weigh myself, and then I...
Take a dump?
Do my ablutions. Yes, boy. And then I weigh myself and then I do my ablutions.
Yes, boy.
And then I weigh myself again and I am gobsmacked at the results.
And then he comes into my room and he goes, 800 grams this morning.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't want to know the weight of your crap that you took this morning.
It's not including pee either, so you should be proud of me for that.
You empty the bladder bag first before you weigh yourself. It's not including pee either, so you should be proud of me for that. Well, you empty the bladder bag first
before you wear yourself.
After.
Oh.
Wait, after.
No, that doesn't work.
No, that's not right.
Come with me.
How are you going for number two?
I'm not coming with you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Real question.
How are you going for number two
without doing your number one?
That's weird.
Oh, no, I dehydrate a lot overnight
because I don't drink water
before I go to bed
because I'm old now.
And he's secreting a lot of fluids in other things.
I get it.
You don't want to get up to go to the toilet in the night?
Yeah, it's old age now.
Don't starve your organs of water because you're too lazy to get out of bed.
Oh, how about I come back to you guys tomorrow
and I'll drink a lot of water before I go to bed
and I'll wake up, pee, poo, and weigh myself.
And it might be a bigger number.
What's your record
yeah I was literally
about to say
I'm a stats guy
yeah I wanna know
I'm a stats guy
definitely the.8
of a kilo
was
have you never
cracked a kilo
not yet
but I'm
I'm on a mission
nice
don't pretend
like you guys
think this is
so good
do you know what
all I'm thinking about
is like okay
so that's how much steak
so that's like a big
do you think
that's acceptable
so what I'm thinking is why didn't Brie weigh herself before and after we gave her that steak dinner?
What did you say?
Sorry, Brie.
Do you think this is acceptable?
I don't mind it.
It's him.
I think it's quite funny.
Yeah, I don't mind it.
It's fascinating.
I don't want you coming in every morning and he doesn't even say good morning.
He goes, my shit was 800 grams this morning.
It's a good stat.
You know, some cultures are very attentive to their stool, especially the Germans, I've heard.
I've heard when they do it, it goes onto a little shelf
and then they inspect it because it tells them a lot
about their inner workings.
It tells them what's going on health-wise.
Oh, yeah, Clint, because you love some poo chat.
Don't lie.
Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning.
I'm going to leave a good old dump on your windowsill.
Make sure you weigh yourself first.
Yeah, definitely.
I'll call the police.
That's who I'll call.
And they'll go, what's your address?
And then you'll say it and they'll go, that's your house.
G'day everybody.
Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.
It's really going to bother me now. It's really going to bother me now.
It's really going to bother me.
Why do we always do this?
I don't know, why did it come to me?
Don't!
I'm trying to think, maybe someone out there can help.
I'm trying to think of the name of a show, and it was really funny, and it had like two
seasons about three years ago, and it's about two girls who live in New York City.
Oh, Ross Boss has got it.
And they've got no money.
What is it?
Broad City!
Oh! Broad City.
Broad City.
Yes, that was good.
Yeah.
I kept naming all these other shows that fit the exact description.
Where he goes, ooh, ooh, ooh, Two Broke Girls.
And you're like, no.
Did you like Two Broke Girls?
It went for a long time.
So did Big Bang Theory.
Don't talk about that show. No, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
How do you differentiate between Two Broke Girls and Big Bang Theory? It's very different. Is it? Yes. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, how do you differentiate between two broke girls and Big Bang Theory?
It's very different.
Is it?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Two broke girls I can relate to.
Smart people all talking about smart stuff can't relate.
They weren't all smart on Big Bang Theory.
Yes, they were.
Kaley Cuoco's character wasn't that smart.
She was getting paid the most per episode.
The smartest.
No, not as people, not as actors.
Same, same.
I mean, as characters. She was hanging out people. Not as actors. I mean as characters.
She was hanging out with all the smart nerds to get the money.
They didn't have any.
I didn't watch the show.
No, I know you didn't watch the show.
Today on the show, we are going to talk to a couple more people
who are coming dating with us this Friday.
Of course, it's the pheromone party.
ZM's first ever pheromone party where your nose can do the picking.
I'm excited to just have a party.
Yeah, I know you are.
With single people.
Single people are the funnest people.
Well, they've got no responsibility.
Exactly.
They can make a fool of themselves.
Ellie.
And they don't have to wake up next to someone who goes,
what did you do?
Producer Ellie just gave me the finger.
Okay, Producer Ellie,
do you think you're funnest when you're in a relationship
or when you're single?
I'm a fun guy all the time, mate.
Yeah, I think you are too.
Thanks, Clint.
That's the diplomatic answer.
Hey, blink once if you need help.
Bree's dream is that everybody's relationship falls apart.
No, see what she said?
And then they all meet in the Viaduct for one wild night.
She goes, I'm still fun when I'm in the relationship,
meaning not as fun.
No, I had fun with you last week.
Thank you very much.
Oh, heaven forbid.
Lock that in for the next two months then.
That'll tide me over.
I think we all know the most fun people are married with a newborn baby.
That is very true.
End of argument.
It is very commonly known.
And also the loosest units.
Oh, man.
I've seen some shit.
Literally, I've changed like five nappies today already.
Oh, God.
It's a rough life.
Sorry, I drifted off.
What happened?
Oh, don't worry.
When you're 50 and alone.
Oh, don't. Do you think I'm actually going to be 50 and alone? The way you're 50 and alone Oh, don't
Do you think I'm actually going to be 50 and alone?
The way you're going
Well, I'm just, you know, I'm still looking
Anybody want to go out and get hammered?
I'll get my Zimmer frame
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast
ZM's Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever
The Ramon Party
This Friday
Brie gets her dream
hanging out with a
room of single people
Hey
Because that's people
in relationships
God we're no fun anymore
No
She doesn't want to be
around us
I'm not saying
you're not fun
I'm just saying
you're not as fun
as a group of single people
Right
It's true
It is fact What part of the equation do you fall on by the way? I'm just saying you're not as fun as a group of single people. Right. It's true. It is fact.
What part of the equation do you fall on, by the way?
I am single.
Are you?
Yes.
And available.
So, like if someone come to the party.
It's not about me.
It's about the single people who are coming to ZM to date with their noses clipped.
Just checking.
That's who it's about.
Just checking.
Not me.
Not about me.
About them. Not about me. About them. I work for the station.ipped. Just checking. That's who it's about. Just checking. Not me. Not about me. About them.
Not about me.
About them.
I work for the station.
Okay.
All right.
We'll revisit this one.
This Friday, like I said, we have a bunch of people coming.
Is it?
Yeah, that's very funny.
I know.
Is it too late to enter?
Oh, shut up.
Is it too late?
It's not too late, is it?
Nah, enter.
We might be able to sneak in.
It's a pheromone dating party.
So you sniff the t-shirts
of people who have come to the party
and pick a match that way. Well,
yeah, you pick what you like the most.
You're not going to know whose t-shirt is
the owner of who. No.
Or the other way around. But we
will match you with the people that you match
with. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. And we're
looking for some more dudes.
Oh, we want a couple of dudes for this? And girls. We'll of fun. And we're looking for some more dudes. Oh, we want a couple of dudes for this?
And girls.
We'll take both.
But we're looking for some extra meat.
Wait, are we talking about the party or are we talking about you again?
Works both ways.
We are going to put the topic out there this afternoon, though.
And everybody can participate in this.
You don't have to be coming to the pheromone party.
In fact, a lot of these things probably can't affect the pheromone party
because we're trying to take all those things out of it
and just use your natural scent.
But what is the hottest smell?
Like out of all the smells that you smell on the sex of the people
that you are attracted to, what gets you going the most?
Like what do you like the most?
Yeah, because we're talking pheromones, which obviously you can't pick.
You can't replicate.
Well, maybe you can.
Can you change your pheromones based on your diet?
I don't know.
They say keto people smell a bit different.
Yeah, I've heard that.
What do you think the hottest smell is?
I do love someone that just smells fresh, like fresh laundry.
Yeah, okay.
I think it's nice.
What about you?
I like two things.
I like that Bondi
Sands that kind of smells coconutty.
Really? Yeah, someone who's just fake tanned.
Bondi Sands.
Bondi Sands.
Bondi Sands. It smells
pretty good actually. And also dry shampoo.
I like it when a girl smells like dry shampoo.
You said this the other day, which is
weird because I think I'm with you because I love
when a guy wears hair wax.
Hair wax?
Do you know what sort of wax you like?
Are you a Dax wax?
No, I'm the...
Dominate wax.
It's like a surf one.
Oh, sex wax.
Yes.
That's for the board.
No, but they make a hair one too, don't they?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not hair wax that gets me going.
But let's put a list together.
What are the hot smells?
Okay, we want you to tell us. This is personal for you, gets me going. But let's put a list together. What are the hot smells? Okay.
We want you to tell us.
Like, this is personal for you, by the way.
You might like the smell of dirt.
Like, you might like it if your partner is a landscaper and they come home smelling like earth.
Maybe you like it when they smell like petrol.
Yeah, maybe your partner works at a gas station.
Maybe he's a mechanic.
Yeah.
Maybe you like grease.
Maybe that's your thing.
Maybe you like lube.
0800, like grease, 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696.
Very simple question to open the show today.
And before our pheromone party, what's the hottest smell?
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Pheromone party this Friday.
We're going to be sniffing single, well, single people are going to be sniffing other single people.
Yes, but not.
Can I have a sniff?
No.
Can I have a sniff?
No.
Just to see. No. Can I check a t-shirt out? No. i have a sniff just just to see nah can i check a
t-shirt no i've asked you this just to see if i've still got it i'm married and all and i won't do
anything that's playing with fire i think true true producer ben's throwing his shirt in though
yeah he's single isn't he and ready to mingle i don't know about producer ben why not oh i've
smelt him for me i don know. We want to know from you
as we warm up for that, what's the hottest smell?
What gets you going the most when you smell it
on the sex of the person that you're
attracted to? Someone's texted in and said
Subway bread. That is a
good smell. Do you think they got it
though? Italian hips? No, I don't think
they got it. Maybe their partner works
at Subway. Maybe their partner
That could be a thing.
God.
I've always thought if you dated someone from Subway or someone from like your favourite fast food place...
Krispy Kreme.
Oh.
Yep.
You'd be all over them.
But at the same time, you'd be very hungry.
Sarah, hi.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey.
What's your favourite...
What's the hottest smell you think on the opposite sex?
The smell of smoke from a dirt bike exhaust.
Oh, too right.
That's very specific.
Have you got a motocross riding partner, do you?
Yeah, I'm the motocross rider and they're a mechanic.
Oh, what a wonderful relationship.
I like this.
Two-stroke or four-stroke?
Four-stroke.
How can the old KTM are you, Sarah?
Oh, no way.
Honda for sure.
Oh, Honda all day.
The hot ice road.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Well, then what a great relationship.
Did that start as like a friends with benefits situation?
Like you service my bike and I'll, you know.
Sarah.
We met racing against each other.
And what, you were better?
Oh, please say you were better.
No, I wasn't.
Not to start with, anyway.
Typical man, always coming first.
He makes her pop wheelies.
Hey, Lewis.
Sorry, I'm still getting over that comment,
your service, your bike.
Lewis, what's the sexiest smell?
I like the smell of Lynx Africa or wet hair.
Pardon me?
What?
Lynx Africa or wet hair.
Are you taking this?
I thought that was a joke.
No, no, no.
I love lynx Africa.
And, I mean, wet hair, you know, if you're, you know,
I just like the smell of wet hair.
I get the wet hair thing because you've used shampoo and conditioner.
Lewis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you date men or women, Lewis? I'm married to a guy. you've used shampoo and conditioner. Lewis. Yeah, yeah.
Do you date men or women, Lewis?
I'm married to a guy.
You're married to a guy.
And you genuinely like the smell of Lynx Africa.
Oh, my God.
Yes, I do. Is your husband 13?
No, he's 38 and I'm 58.
Wait, so has he always worn Lynx Africa?
No, he doesn't wear it.
Oh, you wear it.
Do you want him to wear it?
Yeah, I wear it and I like other guys that wear it.
I don't know.
And of course, if you go clubbing, there's lots of nice different scents around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, and so yeah.
You know how there's the joke that everyone gets a Lynx Africa shower set for Christmas?
Yeah.
Lewis, you would actually love that for Christmas, wouldn't you?
I like baddie gas and I like brute.
Oh, you are such a stereotype, Lewis.
Love it.
Okay.
Stereotypical man.
Thank you, Lewis.
We really appreciate that.
Mel, what's the hottest smell?
Hello.
Hey.
All right.
Hello, Mel.
What's the hottest smell?
Hello, mate. A shero with sweat a day after work. Alright, hello Mel. What's the hottest smell? Hello. Hello mate.
A sharer with sweat a day after work.
No, it's the smell of money.
That's the smell of money, honey.
You're like a man.
Oh, I assume man. He's a manly man.
That's right. So he's been wearing a wool
singlet in the sharing sheds.
He's been wearing like a wool singlet while he's sharing?
Have you ever smelt that?
No, no.
No singlet, no top on.
No top on.
Oh, hello.
And he's got that smell of lanolin and BO.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, well, you'd give a chat, but, you know,
that's the smell of money, darling.
Mel, I can't really relate because my dad was an apple farmer, right?
And obviously, you know, apples don't really have a smell,
but when my dad would, would like chook shit around to
fertilise the apple trees he'd walk inside
and my mum would go get out
get out and have a shower
it's all about the smell of money honey
I thought you were about to tell me a real weird story
about when you were attracted to the smell of your dad
no I was like where is
she going with this Mel will love this
story though in my household because my dad
was an apple farmer,
someone would be like, oh, money doesn't grow on trees.
And then my dad would say, it doesn't in our household.
We have the same one there, too, in our family,
but it's a bit different to yours.
What's that?
Money grows on sheep?
Money grows on trees.
No, no.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Do you like that smell, Mel?
Is that a secret?
Oh, I love that smell.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Non-stop for Kevin Hart, Dean.
He's just got out of a car crash, is barely walking again,
and now he's getting sued.
Oh, my goodness.
And talk about a lawsuit.
We're talking
$60 million. That is one of the biggest lawsuits of the year in Hollywood. Let me tell you the
deal, right? So you may remember when he was filmed cheating. There's no nice way to say this.
I'm just going to say it. Cheating on his wife in a Vegas hotel room. There was a video. His friend
tried to extort him and say, hey, give me $15 million or I'm going to release the video.
The friend got busted on extortion charges.
Now the woman in the video is suing Kevin Hart $60 million saying that he knew it was being filmed.
It was his idea and he wanted to do it for his own type of publicity, which is very unusual that a married man like Kevin Hart, yeah, I know she says that Kevin wanted to do it for publicity,
which is, I don't believe,
because he is already a very, very big movie star,
that is not good publicity in any definition.
He is also married to the most stunning woman you've ever seen.
So, yeah, that's the deal.
$60 million saying that he was in on it,
and he humiliated her publicly.
Did their marriage survive that cheating scandal?
It did.
It did?
They're still together.
He came clean and then they've worked on their marriage
and they're still together.
Oh, God.
If you were the wife, would you watch the tape?
Nah.
Ooh.
Nah.
Because once you watch it, it's in your brain forever.
I know, but could you not watch it? Like, do you in your brain forever. I know, I know.
But could you not watch it?
Like, do you want to know?
Yes.
No, I don't.
You don't want to know?
I would already know it existed.
Yeah.
And that's enough.
Right.
I don't need to see it.
And you don't need to know what's in it?
Don't need to know what's in it.
Right.
Okay.
I know it exists.
I know it happened.
If someone goes, this is what happened, he like did this with her.
Yeah.
Not like...
Yeah, I know.
But doesn't part of you go,
oh, he's never done that with me?
No, I don't want to see that.
Don't you want to see
if it's different
what he's doing with her
than what he's doing with you?
That's where my mind goes.
If there's proof,
like it's like text messages
in someone's phone, you know?
If someone goes,
if you see one,
I don't need to see the rest.
Right.
Don't want to see it.
But you're going to see the rest.
No, I'm not going to!
Also, Dean, before we let you go,
as always, more details are coming out
about the Miley Cyrus-Liam
Hemsworth split and how he found
out about it all. Yeah, this
just makes me feel so bad for the guy. He went back
to Australia. Here's the thing. Miley and
Liam had split. They were separated.
But he only found out that she was taking
it public on Instagram.
He was in Byron Bay with his brother
doing a workout, went, checked his
phone, and that is when he found out that
Miley Cyrus and her publicity team had released
a statement to the world. He had
not read the statement. He'd not approved it.
He didn't even know it was coming out.
That is how he found out that the world knew
about their separation. So it's
pretty brutal. To find out anything separation. So it's pretty brutal.
To find out anything publicly, I think, is brutal.
Breakups are messy at the best of times.
When you've both got a combined 150 million Instagram followers
waiting for an update, it's probably even messier.
But at the end of the day, you've got to draw a line under it at some point
and go, oh, well, just move on with my life, I guess.
Could be worse.
How?
She could have wrote it on her post-it note. Oh, and they could be poor. And with my life, I guess. Could be worse. How? She could have wrote it on her post-it note.
Oh, and they could be poor.
And they could be poor, yeah.
Could be worse.
He might not have that sweet OPSM deal at the moment, you know,
where he's the face of OPSM.
Weird timing for OPSM to come out with their Liam Hemsworth campaign
at that time.
I mean, perfect.
He's very talkable at the moment.
Doesn't really want to get some of their glasses.
Could be worse.
He could not look like Liam Hemsworth. There's always that as well. Okay. That mean, perfect. He's very talkable at the moment. Doesn't really want to get some of their glasses. Could be worse. He could not look like
Liam Hemsworth. There's always that as well.
Okay, that is Dean McCarthy,
our Hollywood correspondent, live
from Los Angeles with the latest.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. This weekend,
I know, calm down everybody. I know it snuck up
on us really, really fast.
The Rugby World Cup begins.
It all gets underway.
We're playing the Springboks first.
Getting ready to try and win
our third straight Rugby World Cup in a row.
Is this the third one in a row?
I mean, if we win it.
When do we win one?
You guys won in 1991.
Oh.
And you also won in...
I think Australia's got...
Oh.
Have you got two?
What was the real big unit's name from the Wallowees back in the day?
Totai Kefu?
No, the big guy.
John Eales.
John Eales!
I partied with him once and he put me on his shoulders.
Did he?
Did you do a line out with John Eels?
Yes.
That's awesome.
It was awesome.
In the lead up to the World Cup, we thought, what can we do as a show?
How can we get on board with this?
And that's when we had a game predicting animal.
No one's done that before, eh?
No.
No one's got an animal.
That's an original radio media idea.
It's a brilliant original.
Yeah. And we thought, oh, we could get an octopus.
Where would we get an octopus?
The ocean.
Or the aquarium will have one.
Yeah, New World might have one.
They won't.
Not a live one.
The viaduct.
Yeah, we could get a mussel.
We could get a mussel from New World.
Oh, yeah, that's easy.
Yeah, let's get a pippi.
Yeah, the World Cup mollusk.
No one else is doing that, so that's good.
Producer Ben is here because we've given him the job of finding us an animal.
And then we'll take him right through the competition.
Needs to be before the end of the week.
And before this starts, if you have an animal, we'd love it.
Right, well, that makes me think you haven't organised an animal.
Okay.
I've tried.
What do you mean you've tried?
Well, we've got two options.
It kicks off on Friday.
Yeah, I know, but we've got two options,
and it's my job I have to present those options to you guys.
Because at the end of the day, who shows it?
It's yours.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you for recognising that.
Do you guys, tell us what animals you've got.
Would you like a kiwi?
Yes!
I, to be honest.
Yes!
I mean, yeah, but they don't exist.
Or, no, you shut your dirty Australian mouth.
You bring a kiwi in here.
When was the last time you saw a kiwi?
I've never seen one up close.
Exactly right.
But they definitely exist.
They're fake.
But if Ben's got one for us,
have you got a World Cup-producing kiwi for us?
Yeah, I could.
That'd be iconic.
There's obviously a few roadblocks, as you know, Bree.
They are definitely real, though.
And we might be able to get one.
But they are a little bit timid, a little bit scared and
we have to go there in the night time.
Have you had communications with people who have a kiwi?
Yes. Would you like to know what they said?
Who has the kiwi?
People have kiwis. He's not allowed to say who.
No they don't. They said look,
we'd love to sort this out for you. Just a little bit
stressful on the animal.
It's a bit stressful on the kiwi.
But we can come at night time. It's a lot of pressure predicting the Rugby World Cup.
But I do have a second option for an animal.
Okay.
We're open to it.
Lucky because the first one's mythical.
Right.
An otter.
World Cup otter.
Otters are very cute.
No one has done otter before.
No one's done an otter.
Where have you found an otter?
They're so cute and they eat the little fish.
Yeah.
There's a place out near the airport
that have about five of them that we could use.
Okay, well, we only need one.
Okay, well, we can't.
It's not a panel.
Let's get a rugby team of otters.
It's not a panel.
No, but there's discussion amongst the otters.
No, but there lies the issue.
You have to have five because they have separation issues.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you can't just have one.
They do.
They are a family. I don't just have one. They do.
They are a family.
I don't want to disrupt the otter.
Don't bring the otter here.
We'd be going to the otter, right?
Is that what we thought?
I think we would be going to the otters. Yeah, we'd be going to the otter.
We'd be going to the otter.
We'd go to the otters, yeah.
So what do you guys think on those two?
Well, I love both.
I mean, ideal would be a kiwi.
Ideal would be, there's less roadblocks with the otter, though.
And I don't want to take the easy option.
Yeah, because the otters are real.
Oh, shut up.
If worse comes to worse,
you know who thinks she can predict a lot of stuff?
Who?
Is my mum,
and she's a bit of an animal.
Oh, you can't use your mum for everything,
all right?
Can you look at the otter, please?
Yeah, we can try to do that.
Your mum doesn't even know who the All Blacks are.
Your mum has never seen a game of rugby union in her life.
Have you met my mum?
She watches any type of sport.
She lives in the country.
She's got nothing else to do.
I'm still keen for the otter.
Someone said on the text machine you should use Vaughan's goats.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Otter?
Nah.
Yeah, otter.
Didn't think about that.
Did you, Producer Ben?
Work on that otter if you can.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever seen an otter up close.
I don't think they're real.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Disney World, no kids allowed.
Wait, Disney World or Disneyland?
Disney World.
What's the difference?
Well, Disney World is in Orlando,
and I'm pretty sure Disneyland, the better one, is in LA.
That's the Anaheim one, eh?
The original one.
Yeah, just outside of LA.
The original.
But this is Disney World we're talking about, and a guy's taken to Reddit to ask if he's in the wrong or if he's not in the wrong.
That's usually how it works.
Essentially, he organised this trip for him and four other friends and family.
And they were all adults and he said one rule of this trip to Disney World, to Orlando, no kids allowed.
That's the rule.
Is that a bit odd?
Maybe.
Or maybe they've never been before and they decided they didn't want to drag kids around Disney World.
I don't think you have to drag them.
No, there's leashes on kids at Disney World.
I've seen it. It just seems like a weird place to drag them. I think they'll pretty much. No, there's leashes on kids at Disney World. I've seen it.
It just seems like a weird place to ban kids.
But anyway, more details.
He just said he wanted to go without kids.
Anyway, one of the guys, one of the friends pulled out
and then his fiance's sister said,
I want to come.
I'll put my hand up.
Future sister-in-law.
Future sister-in-law.
And he said, great.
You're in.
Come along.
She goes, but I'm bringing my newborn baby.
Okay.
And now he said.
And he hates kids.
No, well, I don't know if he hates kids.
He's just said now I want to tell her not to come.
Oh, rough.
You're not even in the family yet.
Like, can you.
There's a couple of factors involved here.
A newborn is not going to get anything out of Disneyland
Well this is what I said to you off air
I said why would you want to take a newborn baby to Disney World
The photos would be very cute
For when the kid's older
Put them in those little mouse ears
You can't go on any of the rides
Hold them in front of the castle
But yeah the baby can't do jackal
They're just a lump That don't do anything.
I've got one.
Yeah.
Would you take Tui to Disney World right now?
No.
Not only would it be not fun for me, she would hate it.
She would hate it.
But again, the photos would be cute.
And maybe this lady has a good baby.
Maybe it's a very chill baby and she's like,
I can't come unless I bring the baby.
I don't think it's for the baby. I think it's for her.
I think she's gone. I've got a newborn but I want to go
on this trip. She has no one that could look after
that baby.
Possibly not.
You know where the baby would fit in?
Where? On the rollercoaster because everyone's
throwing up on that thing.
Baby's like, oh my
people, my people. So you want to know what?
Is he in the wrong for wanting to ban his sister-in-law from the trip?
Who do you think's in the wrong?
It's his trip.
You're a new dad.
You've got a baby.
It's his trip.
It's his trip.
He said at the start, no kids.
This is the thing you have to do as an adult.
You have to learn to pick your battles.
And is this the fight that he really wants to have?
Does he want to have a bust up with his sister-in-law?
No, his wife's sister.
That's it, right?
Yeah, sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law.
Yeah.
With his wife's sister before the wedding over a baby at Disneyland.
Or does he just want to suck it up and go to Disneyland and eat his hot dog
and maybe just see what happens, you know?
It's the happiest place in the world.
Except for this goddamn baby.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. Oh, actually,
hey Siri,
what time is it? 4.20!
It's actually 4.19. It's 4.20
according to mine. I just said it's 4.20 and's 420, according to mine.
I just said it's 420.
And I've got a story about weed.
Kiwi guy has gone viral on Reddit.
His name is JezB87.
And he's posted an image with the caption,
Got super blazed last night.
Such a funny term,
super blazed.
Got super blazed last night
and ordered $100 of lollies
that I used to eat
when I was a kid.
Do you want to hear
what he ordered?
Yep.
He ordered a kilo
of rainbow airplanes,
a kilo of rainbow peaches
and cream.
Oh, they're good.
A kilo of,
oh no,
150 Macy's crocodiles. Oh, they're good. A kilo of, oh no, 150 Macy's crocodiles.
Oh, that's good.
Now it's 420.
Is that what you were waiting for?
Sorry, you have to head off the thing.
420!
420!
Are these all, these are all Kiwi lollies?
Yeah, they're all Kiwi lollies.
He's a Kiwi guy.
No, but he's in Melbourne, isn't he?
Yeah, but he's ordered them on the internet.
Oh my God.
Yeah, he spent $100 on them.
Anyway, I thought it could be fun to ring my dad just randomly
and ask him if he's ever smoked weed.
I'd like to know.
I'd like to know as well.
He's always maintained for us as kids that he hasn't.
But I think maybe now that we're both adults,
maybe he could finally be honest with me, right?
Time to be honest.
So I'm going to call my dad, Big Ace.
Ace Dog.
And just ask him straight.
Hello?
Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
All right. It's still a private number. I didn't know who it was. Oh, yeah, you're on, Clint. Oh, hi. How are you? All right.
It was still a private number.
I didn't know who it was.
Oh, yeah, you're on the radio.
Bree's here as well.
Hello, Clint's dad.
Hello.
Hey, just a quick question.
I won't hold you up.
Yeah.
Have you ever smoked weed before?
No.
Never?
You answered that very quick, Mr Roberts.
Yeah, no.
Never?
Give me a beer.
I'm drunk each day. Yeah, no. Never? Give me a beer. I'm drunk after that.
No, never.
So 60, how old are you?
62?
Yeah.
You've gone 62 years
and you've never had a,
taken a big old hit from the bong?
No.
Have you ever wanted to?
No, all my friends did.
I stuck to the brown stuff.
He means beer.
Oh.
Yeah.
Right, okay.
I was like, heroin?
Well, have you ever taken ickies?
What's that?
You know.
Ecstasy.
Ecstasy.
Oh, no, nothing, nothing.
Acid.
Have you had acid?
No.
Have you ever had, you know, a bit of the old devil's dust, the cocaine?
No.
What's the hardest stuff you've ever done?
I drank half a bottle of Bacardi and five beers straight.
You're a wild man.
You should write a book.
All right.
And you're definitely not just saying that just because I told you you were on the radio, eh?
No, definitely.
You've never done it?
Never.
Never interested me.
If I say, oh, look at the time, it's 4.20, what do you think?
What?
I think he's telling the truth.
I think he might be telling the truth.
All right, well, I'll let you get back to work then.
All right.
Hopefully there's a drug test because you'll pass with flying colours.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Stay off the Bacardi, test because you'll pass with flying colours. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
Stay off the Bacardi,
big fella.
Good to talk to you.
See you later.
See you later.
See, I think he's
telling the truth.
I think he's telling the truth.
Or he smoked so much
he can't remember.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
It's a tune.
Bree and Clint,
that's Medusa.
Peace of your heart.
We know it's been around for a while.
We know the UK are way ahead.
Australia is playing it.
Some smartass has just texted us and said,
this song has been around so long,
I'm pretty sure the sound is already playing it.
Is the sound an old people's station?
Yeah, they play like songs from the 70s.
It's a joke.
We get it, all right?
I don't reckon it's truly blown up here in New Zealand yet. It hasn't. And I. It's a joke. Oh. We get it, alright? I don't reckon it's truly
blown up here in New Zealand yet.
It hasn't.
And I reckon it's about to.
I reckon it's going to be
one of the tunes of summer.
One thing you'll need to know
if it does blow up here
this summer though
is that middle part
where the crowd,
it's obviously crowd interaction.
You know the part
where he's kind of like
da-na-na-da.
Oh, that will be the bit.
That'll be the bit
you have to know.
But he talks you into it as well.
True.
He kind of leads you into it.
This bit here.
Sorry, just quickly.
What if it's
That bit there.
Do you reckon you could
nail it already?
Nah.
I'll lead you into it.
Or do you want me
to give it a go first?
Because you'll get it.
You need to finish it because it goes quiet.
You need to finish it before the beat hits, all right?
Okay, no, I think I got it.
It's never enough.
I'm turning you up to get down, down, down.
What?
Sorry, just quickly.
Oh, no, no!
You screwed it up already.
You give it a go.
Okay, I'll give it a go.
I'll give it a go.
Wait.
Okay.
What?
Sorry, just quickly.
What if it's...
Oh, I nailed it.
I've got it.
I've got it now.
Oh, you get another go?
Yeah.
You reckon you get another go?
Yeah, of course you do.
All right, one more go.
You get a second chance.
All right.
Okay.
Wait.
Sorry, just quickly.
What if it is?
Yeah, they'll do it.
Yeah, they'll do it.
Yeah, yeah.
You got it.
I've never been so nervous on the radio before.
That's fun.
That's good.
We should do that tomorrow with the listeners.
Okay.
Yeah, good deal.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
The podcast. ZM. This Friday we're holding deal. Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
This Friday we're holding our first ever ZM pheromone party
where you can come and date people based on the way they smell.
There's still a chance to sign up.
If you would like to do it, you can do it on our Facebook page.
I'd like to give this a go.
Yeah.
I reckon it'd be interesting because they do say you are attracted
to someone's pheromones.
Remember we talked to, didn't we talk to
a scientist who's told us that
it's an evolutionary
thing and you're attracted to
people who have different immunity
genes than you do?
So your offspring will get your
immunity and their immunity and then
you have a more robust child, right?
And I think it's also your DNA are more different,
which means you won't get any, like, how do I say this?
You won't get any deformities.
Inbreeding.
Yeah, basically.
Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
Oh, maybe that was a way to tell if you were cousins with someone
or not back in the day.
Yes, that's what I reckon.
Anyway, we're doing that on Friday and we have producer Ellie here
in the studio because this afternoon we're doing that on Friday and we have producer Ellie here in the studio
because this afternoon we're going to find out in a very scientific test
who smells better, me or Bree.
Can I just say before we get into this test,
I did not put on any perfume today.
It doesn't matter.
No, it does matter.
Okay, can I say this was your idea?
No, well, I'm trying to can I say this was your idea?
No, well, I'm trying to come up with content for the show, guys.
Yeah, well, just roll with it, mate.
We've been out to the office and we've got some of the ZM staff to sniff us.
Only the ones who would consensually allow a sniff.
Yeah, some people didn't even want a sniff.
Some people respectfully declined a sniff.
It was a fairly intimate sniff, too. went for like the nape of the neck.
Oh, did you go for there?
Yeah.
I went for the pits.
Oh, okay.
No, you did not.
She's like a dog.
She backs up and she's like, sniff my butt.
Can you imagine if I was like, smell my pit?
We've asked them to anonymously send through their results to you,
Producer Ali, before you tell us.
Is there a conclusive result?
There is a conclusive result,
and we've also got a tiny little bit of audio there
if you want to just hear some comments before I give the results.
Oh, good from you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so pumped about this.
This is people who sniffed both Brie and I about half an hour ago.
I feel weird saying this, but I prefer Clint.
Currently smell Brie too much,
but I feel like Clint had some nice cologne going on.
I felt like Clint had a stronger smell to him,
but I voted for Clint.
I think Brie smells more natural,
whereas, like, Clint smells nice,
but in a cologne musky kind of way.
I'm not going to lie, I could not smell either of them.
I literally just sprayed cologne as they walked over,
and all I could smell was myself.
Cam Mansel can only smell himself.
I definitely win
the Cam Mansell one because we've hooked up before.
Not too much of both.
Everyone looks at you.
Producer Ellie,
who smells better, me or Bree?
It's you, Clint.
He's still got it, ladies and gentlemen.
What cologne were you wearing?
He's still got it.
For the listeners at home?
For those playing along at home today,
mixed with my natural manly mask
was the lightest spritz of Armani Code today.
I was wearing estrogen.
Estrogen and desperation.
It's actually by Calvin Klein.
If you want to come and have a snip with us this Friday,
and you're in Auckland and you're single,
register for the pheromone party.
Today is the very last day you can do that,
and you can do it on our Facebook page.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It is time for the Insta Fame Game,
where this week we have a refreshed introduction for the Insta Fame Game.
Do we?
Keep things fresh, it's good.
Oh my God, did you hear Bree now has over 100,000 followers?
I know.
She's so famous now.
She's so different now.
She's changed.
The old Bree was so humble.
Yep.
Bree and Clint's Insta Fame
Game.
You arseholes.
How much is it for a post on your Instagram
these days? About two
grand. That's actually
a pretty good hit rate. Mate, you're getting the same.
Yeah. And you've got how many followers?
Oh, okay. It's not competition, mate.
Had a hundred thousand
all of a sudden. No, okay.
You can't make Brie a question in the game today.
I know she is now a celebrity as the host of Celebrity Treasure Island.
Oh, shut up.
That makes me a host.
But what we do is we get celebrities from Instagram.
We get so many followers they have.
First to three points wins.
And you can play in the car.
Easy as that.
Producer Ellie, let us know who's first.
All right, your first one is Brie.
No, I'm joking.
Your first one.
100,000.
Good gear, guys.
Good gear.
No, it's too funny.
Okay, your first one is Lana Del Rey.
Oh, Brie hates her.
I don't hate her.
I just think she was a bad pick for that new Miley and Ariana Grande song.
Buzzy G.
All right, for Lana Del Rey, Clint, you've put $7.3 million.
Brie, you've put $4 million.
Lana Del Rey has $14.4 million.
Point to Clint.
Yeah, because she's hot.
There's more to life than being hot, mate.
Not on Instagram.
Well, I don't know why people are following me then.
Okay, next one.
All right, your next one, child star Macaulay Culkin.
Has he got Instagram?
He actually does.
Of course he would.
Yeah, he does.
He's quite funny.
In a weird kind of...
Macaulay Culkin way.
Yeah.kin way. Yeah.
Did way.
All right, for Macaulay Culkin, Clint, you've put 1.3 million.
Bree, you've put 1.2 million.
That's close.
Wow, Macaulay Culkin has 843,000.
Get in!
That's a point to Bree.
There's not a lot of followers for who was the largest child star of a generation, right?
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
I mean, Brie's got 100.
Okay, what's number three?
What's number three?
Okay, number three.
Number three.
Number three is Rihanna.
Oh, Bad Gal Riri.
Yeah, Bad Gal Riri.
That's the one.
She goes on and off the gram quite a bit.
Yeah, she does.
All right, for Rihanna, sorry.
Clint, you put $109 million.
Bree, you put $82 million.
Rihanna has $75 million, so that's a point to Bree.
Damn it.
I did have $76 million originally.
Well, there you go.
Okay.
What's that?
Is it 2-1?
Yeah, Brie could take the game here, but she may not.
Next point.
Yep, that's how a game works.
That's how it works.
Your next celebrity is Hugh Jackman.
He's just been in the country.
The Jackman.
Yeah.
As my mum would say, real stud muffin.
Oh, he's just so nice.
He's just such a nice boy.
Sings, he dances, you know.
I'd love it if you brought home a fella like Hugh Jackman, Bree.
Yeah, no, Hugh Jackman's real nice.
Oh, imagine him at Christmas.
Either Hugh Jackman or Cooper Crump from the Melbourne Storm.
Oh, that would just make my life.
Yeah, so attractive.
All right, for Hugh Jackman.
I might be old, but I'm not dead.
I'll tell you what really gets my motor running, Brie.
Hugh Jackman.
Jacko.
Ricky Ponting.
Oh, when he gets those claws out when he's Wolverine.
Oh, that does things to me.
He can shred me to death, I tell you what.
Does things to me, waters.
Are we done yet?
I don't even have a number.
What is everyone's answer, honestly?
Hugh Jackman.
All right.
For Hugh Jackman.
Surely that means I win.
You didn't even write anything down.
Clint's got $2 million for Hugh Jackman.
Brie's got $6.6 million.
How much have you got?
And Hugh Jackman has $27.9, so that's a point to Brie.
What, a million?
Yeah.
He's ball-climbing. It's a point to Brie. What, a million? Yeah. It's a game to Brie there.
All right, well done.
Are there many Indian boys?
He does.
All right.
Well, I'm on the right page.
Have I screwed it up?
No.
All right.
Either way, it's more than two million.
Yeah.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We do a birthday banger on this show every day at around 5.30
where we get your birthdays and we play the number one songs
on each person's 16th birthdays.
Anyway, last week, and I mean it's a known thing on this show
that I'm a big supporter of, I mean, they're a national treasure,
the Baird Nickelback.
Miracle geniuses.
A treasure of what nation?
Canada, where they're from.
You know what Canada have got?
What?
Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
And Avril Lavigne.
Oh, they've got Avril Lavigne too.
And Shania Twain.
And Drake.
Shania Twain's not Canadian. Shania Twain's not Canadian.
Shania Twain's Canadian, I'm pretty sure.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, she's a national treasure too.
Anyway, she's not the top.
We're talking about you and your love for Nickelback.
They're a blessing to the rock community.
And some might say that...
They're a blight on the music industry.
Some might say that that is an unpopular music opinion,
but I stand by it.
I'm not a sheep.
I'm not on this bandwagon where everyone's trying to hate on Nickelback.
There's nothing wrong with the bit of Nickelback.
They've got a heap of bangers.
It's fine.
I'm not going to argue with you because it's an unpopular issue.
Why do you not like Nickelback?
Because it's just, like it's just.
Because you've been influenced.
That is why.
I don't know why I don't like them.
Exactly.
That right there is being influenced by the majority. I don't know why I don't like them. Exactly. That right there is being influenced by the majority.
I'll tell you why I don't like them.
Chad Kroger's here annoys me.
Oh, you're not that shallow.
Looks like cold noodles.
Oh, you leave Chad Kroger alone.
I know what you're saying, though.
You're swimming upstream when you say you like a band that everybody else hates.
I have an unpopular music opinion What is it?
But mine is the other way around
I hate a band that I think everybody likes
And I'm just going to come out and say it
Are we doing it?
Is this a safe space to share
Unpopular music opinions?
This is what we're doing here
Okay I'm just going to come out and say it
What?
Everybody thinks they're throwback
They're a classic
And they buy their band t-shirts
And think they're so good
I hate Guns N' Roses Throwback. They're a classic. And by their band t-shirts, I think they're so good.
I hate Guns N' Roses.
See, I like that song, but... His voice is annoying.
Is it Axl Rose?
Yeah, his voice is annoying.
And we've heard it too much.
Too much.
I think there'd be a lot of people who'd be with you on that.
Every Irish bar in the country, no more.
Okay, we've heard enough.
No more of that and no more Summer of 69.
Okay?
Oh, well, don't take Summer of 69 away from us.
Feels good.
It does feel good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It does feel real good.
I got one more.
Unpopular music opinion.
Yeah.
Might be an unpopular music opinion,
but Taylor Swift hasn't made anything decent since the
album 1989.
This album was stellar.
It had banger after banger on this album.
Since then, she's made stuff like this.
Look what you made me do.
Look what you made me do.
Look what you just made me do.
What about Lover, that new one?
Yeah, I mean, it's no blank space.
It's my unpopular opinion.
She sold out a stadium, a worldwide stadium tour,
but that's why they're unpopular music opinions.
Not everyone's going to agree with you.
You know the producers aren't listening right now.
We should rile Ellie up with an unpopular music opinion.
Oh, I know exactly the one to do.
Hang on a second.
You know, I mean, you know the band Queen.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, you know, take it or leave it.
It's average.
Just get out.
Get out.
Oh, you are listening.
Yes, I am listening.
I'm always listening.
And you know who else sucks while we're here?
Elton John.
Oh, we nearly swore.
We nearly swore.
We don't believe either of those last two.
No, Queen and Elton John is a joke.
We don't believe either of those last two.
But do you have an unpopular music opinion that you want to share with us this afternoon?
Are you brave enough?
Get on the radio.
Are you personally secure enough in yourself
to come forward with an opinion?
We want it. We want to hear it. That people
chastise you for. This is a platform.
0800 dial ZM. We want
to know right now, what's your unpopular
music opinion? We'll take them all
this afternoon. ZM, Spree
and Clint, the podcast.
We have opened up
a very large can of worms this afternoon.
This is what I'm learning.
People love the opportunity to have a bit of a moan.
People love to have a vent.
And I think it brings us closer together where we can all have a bit of a moan,
a bit of a whinge.
And this afternoon it's unpopular.
Actually, they don't actually all have to be negative.
Yours was positive.
Well, yeah.
You said you like.
I love Nickelback.
Your unpopular music opinion Is you like
Nickelback
Why
Why
Why do you
You don't even know
Why you don't like them
I don't need to know
It's my life
I'll do whatever I want
Stop trying to force
Nickelback on me
Oh good burn
Um
You also said
You liked
Or you didn't like
I can't even remember what you said.
Guns N' Roses.
Guns N' Roses.
No, that's a negative one.
I don't like Guns N' Roses.
It's my unpopular music opinion.
And then I also said I think Taylor Swift hasn't made a decent album since 1989.
We're looking for unpopular music opinions.
The album, not the year.
Ollie is here to share one.
Hey, Ollie.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks, Ollie.
Vent to us.
What's your unpopular music opinion?
I feel like I'm going to get crucified
with this, especially since it's a
local band, but I cannot stand
660.
That's
Bray from you coming out on the radio,
Ollie. Ollie, you know they sold out Western
Springs, don't you? I do know
that. They're a good
band, I just don't like their music.
It puts me to sleep. They come on the radio and I'm switching that straight They're a good band. I just don't like their music. It puts me to sleep.
They'll come on the radio and I'm switching that straight off.
Barbecues must be tough for you in summer.
Yeah, that's all they play.
Hey, Brad.
How's it going?
Brad, give it to us.
What's your unpopular music opinion?
Sam Smith.
Okay.
Wait, what's the opinion?
You can't just say a name.
Yeah, so the opinion is I don't understand how one man can have so much heartbreak in his life.
They have dealt with a lot of heartbreak.
Yeah.
I think out of every song I've heard,
I've only heard a few of them that are actually positive.
Otherwise, the rest of them are just about sorrow.
Okay.
Even Brad, you have to admit,
great breakup songs.
Yeah, good breakup songs.
They are. They are great
breakup songs, but that's about all they've got going for them.
Yeah, I can see what you're saying.
Let's go to Lou. Hey, Lou.
Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Thanks, Lou.
Give it to us. What's your unpopular music
opinion? I can't stand
U2.
Yeah, why does... is it Bono?
Why does he wear those?
The album came out with Joshua Tree when I worked in a music store years ago.
Yeah.
Got thrashed.
I hated it.
And Midnight Oil was another one as well.
Peter Garrett.
Yeah.
You too.
And by the way, I'm Peter Garrett.
I heard a lot from the both of them.
I'm with you on this, Lou.
You know you're on ZM, right?
Yeah, I know that.
I'm with Lou.
I'm with Lou.
I'm going to come out and say it.
You don't like U2 either.
U2 are the Nickelback of the 90s.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what, Lou?
The London Roses, I think.
Yeah.
I kind of am with you, and you know why I started disliking U2?
When they forced their damn album onto my damn iTunes.
People do love you too, though.
It's an unpopular music opinion.
Rhiannon, take us home.
Yours has come through quite a lot.
Has it?
This is a big one on the text machine, Rhiannon.
It might actually be a popular music opinion.
Oh, you sound passionate too.
Give it to us.
I do. What's your unpopular music opinion? That makes me happy. Oh, you sound passionate too. Give it to us. I do.
What's your unpopular music opinion?
Beyonce is definitely not the queen of pop.
Everyone knows it's Gaga.
I'm a single lady.
I'm a single lady.
I'm a single lady.
I'm a single lady.
So you're saying Beyonce, Queen B, is overrated?
Way too overrated.
Like what else has she actually done other than sing
compared to Gaga?
She's done everything.
Wait, you think
Lady Gaga has had
more of an impact
on music
than Beyonce has?
Well, yeah.
Definitely.
I do love Gaga.
I know you love Gaga.
She's got more
meaning behind her songs.
Like, she sings
about stuff
that actually means stuff
instead of just, like,
shaking your ass.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Beyonce doesn't just sing
about shaking her ass, okay?
She did a whole album about getting cheated on by Jay-Z.
And she also wrote that song about a surfboard.
Exactly.
Oh, on the text machine.
I don't like this anymore.
Someone said they don't like Lorde.
No, no, get stuff.
Deport them.
Nah, segment's over.
Deport them.
She is a good friend of the show, all right?
We will not have that here on this show.
Thank you very much.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Let's do a birthday banger.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Where we take your birthdays, we punch them into the machine here,
and it figures out what was number one on your 16th birthday.
We then play the best one.
Yesterday, we played Soulja Boy. Hi, John. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks, John. What's your birthday?
31st of May 92. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 31st of May, and on that day, this
was number one.
That's good. Vintage Riri, Take a Bow.
You like Rihanna?
Yeah, that's good.
Anything's better than last Friday's
Friday Okie, though.
Anything's probably better than that, John, I think.
You talking about when we did Tones and I?
Yeah, that ruined the song.
Really?
Alright, okay.
No, that's fair.
Well, John, that's your opinion, okay?
That's your opinion.
Oh, exactly.
No, no, your one was pretty good.
Oh, come on, John.
Oh, good.
Oh, does that count as an extra vote?
For me, I lost 4-1.
Is it now 4-2?
Not going to help.
Jenny's here.
Hey, Jenny.
Hi.
Oh, I'm sorry, Brayden.
Brayden, you're here.
Hi.
How are you going?
Hi, Brayden.
I believe you're doing your mum's birthday today.
Yes.
What's your mum's birthday?
1st of February, 1987.
Okay, Brayden.
She was 16 in 2003 on the 1st of Feb,
and this is your mum's birthday, baby.
Oh, look at that.
It's Jenny from the block.
Did you say 1st of February 1987?
Yeah.
That's my exact birthday.
Is it?
Is this my birthday banger?
Is J-Lo my birthday banger?
It must be.
Have we never done your birthday banger before?
I don't remember it.
Me and your mum are the exact...
How old are you, Brayden?
Uh, 12.
Hey, Brayden.
Whoa, your mum's got a 12-year-old.
Your mum's not from Rotorua, is she?
No.
I was just going to see if you guys went to school together.
I thought you were going to make a joke about me being Brandon's.
Oh.
Okay, wait there.
We'll see what the last one is.
Yeah, that would have been way funnier.
Hey, Susie.
Hi, Susie.
Good evening.
How are you?
Susie, I heard you're a bit of a card, Susie.
I think my birthday will break your machine.
Okay.
You reckon?
Well, the machine has been pushed to its limits before.
We did do my mum's, Susie.
Yeah.
Give us your birthday.
Okay, so 24 September 1964.
Oh, yeah, we love this.
No, it doesn't work.
No, put it into overdrive. Too old. No, press that big red button over there. Okay, I, we love this. Nah, it doesn't work. No, put it into overdrive.
Nah, too old.
No, press that big red button over there.
Okay, I'll try it now.
Press the big red one.
Nice.
Hang on, let me give it a bit more power.
Let me just dial it up to 15.
If you pedal.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Remember the pedalling system you put in?
Oh, the kick bit?
Yeah, so just kick start it.
Hold on, Susie.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go, we're on.
She's underway.
You were 16 in 1980 on the 24th of September.
Back in the 80s, this was number one.
You get the police, Susie, and don't stand so close to me.
It's the police, oh my God.
Have you had much to do with the police,
Susie? Not recently.
No.
Okay, wait there, Susie.
I love Susie. It's pretty clear for
me what birthday banger it's going to be.
It's going to be J-Lo. That's my, I can't
not choose my birthday banger, right?
And like you're pretending
you're not going to choose J-Lo. I do love
that RiRi song. You do love that Ri-Ri song.
You do not.
That Ri-Ri song is the song that doesn't get overplayed on radio.
Okay, we'll make a decision then.
Oh, I love how you get so annoyed in this segment.
No, because, no, because, because you're only doing this
because you know that I've got it under my mind that I want to play.
I'd just like to make you sweat a little.
Fine.
Don't throw your toys.
No, no, it's not because it's a tantrum.
Say the song you want to be played.
No, I like Jenny from the Block.
I know you do.
Winding me up.
Brayden, your mum wins birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
No worries.
Here we go.
Bree and Clint, hit him. No matter where I go, I know where I came from From in living color to movie scripts
To on the six to J-Lo to this headline clips
I stay grounded as the amounts roll in
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real even on Oprah
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What you get is what you see
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still journey from the back Used to have a little, now I have a lot What you get is what you see. I'm down to earth like this, rocking this business. I've grown up so much.
I'm in control and loving it.
Rumors got me laughing, kid.
I love my life and my public.
Put God first and can't forget to stay real.
To me, it's like breezy.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
I'm still, I'm still journey from the back.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
No matter where I go, I know where I came from.
I'm gonna be fooled by the rocks that I got.
I'm still, I'm still journey from the back.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
No matter where I go, I know where I came from.
South Prong.
South, South Prong.
Poriqua.
South Prong.
South, South Prong. That's what's up. South Prong. South, South Prong. All right, now bring it back. Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Brayden's Mum.
You and her share the exact same birth.
Me and her were born on the exact same day, which makes that a Birthday Banger for 2003, was it?
Yes.
February 2003, J-Lo and Jenny from the Block.
I always knew I was a J-Lo guy.
Did you?
Yeah.
You could tell from a very early age.
I am a J-Lo guy.
This is in me.
This is in me.
All the signs are there.
Don't say that.
Darling.
Let's give away some Clint, the podcast.
Let's give away some money, shall we?
Brie and Clint's Burger King Whopper Swapper.
This is cool.
All week, we've got your chance to win cash thanks to Burger King
to celebrate the Whopper King Pledge.
All you've got to do is have a good memory on you.
What we're going to do is give you the seven ingredients of the
Whopper in a specific order.
Okay, we're going to randomise the order
each day and if you can memorise them
give them back to us in the correct order
then you're going to take away $500 cash.
Yeah, so we don't just need all the items
that are in the Whopper, we need them in the
order that the randomiser gives
them to you in. Obviously
first person each day has a harder job than most,
but you know, you still get a shot at 500 bucks.
If no one gets it, we'll jackpot it. Hey, Kim.
Hey. How's your memory?
Oh, good sometimes.
Right, Kim, well you really
need it for this game. Yeah, these are going to come
at you fast, okay, and you're only going to get
to hear them once, and then you'll have a chance
at reciting them back to us in the correct order.
I'm going to give her a hint.
Awesome.
Yeah?
Kim, there's seven items, okay?
Yes.
All right, seven items.
You need to remember the exact order.
We're going to give it to you now and then we'll ask you for it straight away.
Okay, thank you.
Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun.
Go, Kim. I couldn't quite hear it. Tomatoes Lettuce Mayonnaise Pickles Onions Sesame seed bun Go Kim
Um
I couldn't quite hear it
Sorry
What do we do in that situation
Sorry Kim
We go to someone else
Hey Johnny
Hi Johnny
How's it going mate
Good good mate
Johnny you know how it works
Yeah Is it Yep Do I resort it now or later No you You want to go for No will you give one more listen Johnny, you know how it works? Yeah.
Do I resort it now or later?
No, you get one more listen.
You get one more listen, okay?
One more listen.
One more listen.
Here we go.
The seven ingredients of the Whopper.
Here you go.
Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun.
Go, Johnny.
Beef, tomato, lettuce.
You're kidding.
Johnny, you're kidding me.
His phone's cutting out.
Johnny, move around.
Are you there?
What?
Johnny, you're cutting out.
You get one more go, mate.
Go for it.
Go for it right now.
Oh, hold up. Lettuce,
tomato, lettuce,
mayonnaise, pickles,
meat patties.
I don't know.
This is hard and it's hard for a reason. He was close.
He was really close. Kayla, hello.
Hi. Are you on a nice secure phone
line, Kayla? I hope so.
$500 cash.
You just need to give us the BK Whopper ingredients in the correct order.
Here they are.
Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun.
Go, Kayla.
Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun.
She's got it.
She's done it.
$500. $500!
Thank you so much.
That's amazing.
No problems.
That was a tough run.
We got there in the end.
Oh, my goodness.
I mean, there is definite advantage in going last
because you get to hear it three times.
But you know, that's just the way this competition is going to roll.
We're going to do it every single day.
And remember, you can take the pledge to claim the title of the Whopper King
at burgerking.co.nz.
The Whopper King will win a year's free Whoppers,
festival passes, and Sky Sport Breakers tickets as well.
Oh, that's a good prize.
We'll play again tomorrow.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Can I have permission for a little bit of hashtag real talk for a second
is that ok
I put something up on my Instagram
on Sunday night
just talking about
do you remember about 5 months
ago a friend of mine
Darryl
took his own life
yeah I do remember it very well
it's such a weird experience for me Darryl took his own life. Yeah, I do remember it very well.
It's such a weird experience for me.
And I'm just sharing this now because I mean,
I shared something on my Instagram about it
and I've been completely overwhelmed
with the way people have sort of,
they've got in touch and they've gone,
I'm having the exact same experience.
So basically this whole thing with my friend Darryl
is he's the first friend of mine
that I've ever known who's taken his own life. I'm very lucky I've been to deal with a lot of
death at all. Very lucky. But he did. And it's not like a normal death. It's not like a normal
passing. For some reason, I can't process it, like I can't
compartmentalise this thing and go
wow that was a natural thing to happen
he's gone. You know why?
It's because you feel like you could
have done something. I think so
you know and I mean
it's one of those things where
you just never will understand it
and I don't think
you're meant to, you know.
No.
My dad lost his niece, so my first cousin, when I was about 15.
And she was 17 at the time and she took her own life.
And I remember feeling I didn't really understand it at the time
and it changed our entire family
And you know
That was a long time ago now
And our family still isn't the same
He was my friend
And it has like rocked me to the core
I can't even begin to imagine
What his family are going through
But
The reason that I ended up saying something about it
Was because I was just going through social media
And then a friend of mine put up a photo with him in it.
And it's a beautiful photo and it's a beautiful moment
and I just burst into tears.
I was just sitting on the couch and I just burst into tears.
And then the other day I was driving into work
and I was sitting at the traffic lights
and something happened on the radio and I remembered him
and I just burst into tears.
And it just keeps like hitting me out of the blue, this thing.
So I guess by talking about it,
we have the opportunity to recognize our friends
who might be in that situation,
who might be dealing with mental health issues at the moment,
who might be in a dark space,
who might just be like withdrawing from conversations
and that sort of thing.
And I don't ever want to be in the situation again
where I
think, oh shit, imagine if I'd known. Imagine if I had the opportunity to say something to him
or just reach out and go, hey. And also the other part of it is if that's you,
I know it's really hard and we've talked about this. I know it's really hard to go because
people say, oh, you've got to speak up. You've got to say something. And I know that that's layered and that's not an easy thing to do, but you do. You really do.
You've got to find that courage somewhere inside you to go, hey, I'm having a shit time and things
are dark for me and I need you to understand it. And maybe that's just because you need people to
take a bit of pressure off you at work, in your relationships, or maybe you're actually going,
I need some help. I need my friends around, that sort of thing.
So yeah, if you've messaged me about it and I haven't replied, I'm sorry.
I've tried to reply to as many messages as I can.
I've never had that many people get in touch and say,
hey, this is my experience.
This is what I've been through.
I hear you.
I feel you.
And I'll try and get back to you when I can, I guess.
Yeah, that's all.
Hashtag Real Talk Done.
Okay? Sweet. Bree and Clint. This is's all. Hashtag Real Talk done. Okay?
Sweet.
Bree and Clint, this is Zedim.
Zedim's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
This story is, I mean, we come across a lot of funny stories.
I really enjoyed reading this story.
Yeah.
And it's actually a story that happened back in 2012,
but it's only starting to gain a lot of traction on the internet recently.
And it's a story about a missing person who are tourists.
They're a tourist and they're in a canyon in southern Iceland.
And they're a part of a tour group and they're traveling on a bus.
And people became concerned that a member of this tour group had gone missing near this volcanic canyon.
Yeah.
And a tour, a search party started within the day.
They thought they'd lost this member of the tour group
and they started this search party.
It was actually made up of other tourists who had been
and they were just volunteering.
What, just like a contiki group or something?
Yeah, so they were volunteering and they said,
look, we'll try and we'll help search for this missing person.
This story is so good.
So it wasn't until about 3am that they called off the search party.
And you know why they called off the search party. And you know why they called off the search party?
Why?
Because it became clear that the missing woman was, in fact,
a part of the search party.
Wait.
She was searching for herself.
Did she know who she was looking for?
So they didn't know the woman's name They described the woman and what she was wearing
And so she didn't really pick up on it
Because she'd changed her clothes in the meantime
Oh, piss off
She didn't realise it was her
And she joined the search party
and she was looking for herself.
How did no one in the group know?
Like, you know, sad as it sounds,
you know no one in the tour group on the tour bus
is taking much notice of you.
If they've been given a description of you
and what you looked like five minutes ago
before you changed your top
and they still don't realise that you're right there.
Wouldn't you look at the description and go, yeah, well,
that sounds a lot like me.
What were they calling?
Surely they said her name is Sandra.
Go into the canyon and call out Sandra.
Like they must have given some kind of identifying.
I don't think they had any name because she was travelling by herself.
Right.
But they just didn't have, I don't know, mate.
Can we just take the story for what it is?
A very funny missing person story.
Okay, sure, yeah.
Don't ask any questions.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We were talking yesterday about Give a Little Page.
It's about this time, actually.
And I mentioned to you that Adam and Stacey,
one of the contestants from this year's Block series.
One of the losers.
Yeah, one of the many losers of this season.
There was three losers, I guess.
Three teams that were losers.
Three teams.
Yeah, okay, if you didn't watch the show,
three teams made no money and one team won
and walked away with $150,000.
You'd be gutted.
I mean, yes, they know there is the potential for that to happen.
Yeah, I don't think anyone believes that there's the potential, though.
I think everyone goes, oh, yeah, that was a bum year, though.
Because one year, every team walked away with like $100,000
and the winning team took away like half a mil.
Yeah, when was that?
Like three years ago.
And then last year, it was a bung year as well, wasn't it?
Yeah, last year was a bung year and the year before that was a bung year.
But we talked about how Adam and Stacey's Give a Little Page was not going very well.
So which ones were they?
They were the purple team.
They are the couple.
The younger couple.
The younger couple.
Yep.
Yep.
And arguably the favourites to win it.
Right.
They won the most, if you watch the show, they won the most room reveals, all of that.
After two weeks, their Give a Little page had raised $350-odd,
which I think you'd just go, you know what, just keep it.
Yeah.
Just honestly, no thank you.
I've been digging a little bit more,
and today it's been revealed that the boys who were on that show,
Ethan and Sam, their Give a Little page has gone a lot better.
Okay.
A lot better. Did they start these Give a Little pages has gone a lot better. Okay. A lot better.
Did they start these Give A Little pages themselves?
No.
So fans start them generally.
Right.
And you don't get one.
You don't just get one.
Anonymous fans.
Definitely not named.
I mean, that's a whole other conversation.
Ethan and Sam, who it should be remembered on the show,
didn't go away with nothing.
They won a car.
That was people's choice.
They won like a new Suzuki or something. Their Give A Little has just closed. They won a car. That was people's choice. They won a new Suzuki or something.
Their Give-A-Little has just closed.
And they have received $36,640.
Shit, yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, congratulations.
Now, why are we donating to reality TV show contestants?
It's a great question.
I feel for them as well.
Like, I feel for them.
But that's a hell of a lot of money to donate to some guys that you saw on TV.
There's actually one started for Sam Wallace.
From Celebrity Treasure Island?
To stop being a dick.
Right.
So if you want to donate to that page.
I saw the Sam Wallace one.
Actually, there was a Give a Little page started to be able to afford a shirt for him.
Yeah, there's that too.
They're trying to raise enough money to buy Sam Wallace a shirt
so he doesn't have to have his nips out on TV all the time.
A couple of pages for Sam Wallace.
Yeah.
Head to GoFundMe.
If you did donate to any of the contestants from the block,
that is your prerogative.
Congratulations.
The boys are very excited to receive, like I said,
$36,640.
Congratulations, boys.
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