ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 17th 2019

Episode Date: September 17, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Are you ready for Podcast Intro? Yep. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Look, Podcast Intro, as we've known in the past, can get quite loose and that's why... Yeah, the handbrake really comes off, doesn't it? Yeah, it does come off, which I don't mind. Yesterday we talked about thrush. I mean, you know, it's a normal thing.
Starting point is 00:00:21 It's a perfectly normal thing, yeah. Have you had... can guys get thrush? I perfectly normal thing, yeah. Can guys get thrush? I think they can, yeah. You can get man thrush. You can get a UTI too. Did you know that? Yeah, I did know that. No, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I think a UTI. I know they're both bad. I drink a lot of cranberry juice. I'll be okay. Do you? No, you don't. You know you shouldn't drink cranberry juice if you're on the pill? Yes, I did know that.
Starting point is 00:00:44 No, that's grapefruit juice. Oh, grapefruit. Sorry, grapefruit. Not that I'm drinking grapefruit juice because it's gross. Is it? Yuck. It is. I wanted to bring in my flatmate and bestie, Big Gay Gorgeous Al.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Hi, Al. Oh, where's his thing? Oh, shit. Where's his thing? Don't talk, Alan. Sorry, guys. Don't talk until we're ready, all right? Hello, boys.
Starting point is 00:01:07 There he is. Hello, boys. Hello, girls. You tell the people, the podcasters and Clint, Ben and Ellie. Does this need a warning? It does need a warning. This is one of the grimmest things. It's so grim.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Tell them what your new hobby is. If it's a family podcast listening exercise, maybe you have that tabby head. It's not that bad. It's not too bad. All right. You've been warned. But it's disgusting. It's not.
Starting point is 00:01:32 And you need to stop telling me about it. No, it's good because I bought scales from the warehouse and I'm trying to lose weight at the moment. I've kind of chubbed up a little bit since. You have not. Shut up, Alan. You have not. Shut up. I've dropped 10 kilos, which I'm pretty happy about.
Starting point is 00:01:47 That's good. The scales sit in my bathroom. This is so grim. I've warned you guys. I know what it is. I think I know what it is. I know what it is. Don't be homophobic.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Let me talk. When I wake up, I weigh myself, and then I... Take a dump? Do my ablutions. Yes, boy. And then I weigh myself and then I do my ablutions. Yes, boy. And then I weigh myself again and I am gobsmacked at the results. And then he comes into my room and he goes, 800 grams this morning. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I don't want to know the weight of your crap that you took this morning. It's not including pee either, so you should be proud of me for that. You empty the bladder bag first before you weigh yourself. It's not including pee either, so you should be proud of me for that. Well, you empty the bladder bag first before you wear yourself. After. Oh. Wait, after. No, that doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:02:31 No, that's not right. Come with me. How are you going for number two? I'm not coming with you. No, no, no, no, no. Real question. How are you going for number two without doing your number one?
Starting point is 00:02:38 That's weird. Oh, no, I dehydrate a lot overnight because I don't drink water before I go to bed because I'm old now. And he's secreting a lot of fluids in other things. I get it. You don't want to get up to go to the toilet in the night?
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah, it's old age now. Don't starve your organs of water because you're too lazy to get out of bed. Oh, how about I come back to you guys tomorrow and I'll drink a lot of water before I go to bed and I'll wake up, pee, poo, and weigh myself. And it might be a bigger number. What's your record yeah I was literally
Starting point is 00:03:06 about to say I'm a stats guy yeah I wanna know I'm a stats guy definitely the.8 of a kilo was have you never
Starting point is 00:03:11 cracked a kilo not yet but I'm I'm on a mission nice don't pretend like you guys think this is
Starting point is 00:03:18 so good do you know what all I'm thinking about is like okay so that's how much steak so that's like a big do you think that's acceptable
Starting point is 00:03:24 so what I'm thinking is why didn't Brie weigh herself before and after we gave her that steak dinner? What did you say? Sorry, Brie. Do you think this is acceptable? I don't mind it. It's him. I think it's quite funny. Yeah, I don't mind it.
Starting point is 00:03:35 It's fascinating. I don't want you coming in every morning and he doesn't even say good morning. He goes, my shit was 800 grams this morning. It's a good stat. You know, some cultures are very attentive to their stool, especially the Germans, I've heard. I've heard when they do it, it goes onto a little shelf and then they inspect it because it tells them a lot about their inner workings.
Starting point is 00:03:53 It tells them what's going on health-wise. Oh, yeah, Clint, because you love some poo chat. Don't lie. Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning. I'm going to leave a good old dump on your windowsill. Make sure you weigh yourself first. Yeah, definitely. I'll call the police.
Starting point is 00:04:07 That's who I'll call. And they'll go, what's your address? And then you'll say it and they'll go, that's your house. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. It's really going to bother me now. It's really going to bother me now. It's really going to bother me. Why do we always do this?
Starting point is 00:04:28 I don't know, why did it come to me? Don't! I'm trying to think, maybe someone out there can help. I'm trying to think of the name of a show, and it was really funny, and it had like two seasons about three years ago, and it's about two girls who live in New York City. Oh, Ross Boss has got it. And they've got no money. What is it?
Starting point is 00:04:43 Broad City! Oh! Broad City. Broad City. Yes, that was good. Yeah. I kept naming all these other shows that fit the exact description. Where he goes, ooh, ooh, ooh, Two Broke Girls. And you're like, no.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Did you like Two Broke Girls? It went for a long time. So did Big Bang Theory. Don't talk about that show. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. How do you differentiate between Two Broke Girls and Big Bang Theory? It's very different. Is it? Yes. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, how do you differentiate between two broke girls and Big Bang Theory? It's very different. Is it?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yes. Oh, okay. Two broke girls I can relate to. Smart people all talking about smart stuff can't relate. They weren't all smart on Big Bang Theory. Yes, they were. Kaley Cuoco's character wasn't that smart. She was getting paid the most per episode.
Starting point is 00:05:21 The smartest. No, not as people, not as actors. Same, same. I mean, as characters. She was hanging out people. Not as actors. I mean as characters. She was hanging out with all the smart nerds to get the money. They didn't have any. I didn't watch the show. No, I know you didn't watch the show.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Today on the show, we are going to talk to a couple more people who are coming dating with us this Friday. Of course, it's the pheromone party. ZM's first ever pheromone party where your nose can do the picking. I'm excited to just have a party. Yeah, I know you are. With single people. Single people are the funnest people.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Well, they've got no responsibility. Exactly. They can make a fool of themselves. Ellie. And they don't have to wake up next to someone who goes, what did you do? Producer Ellie just gave me the finger. Okay, Producer Ellie,
Starting point is 00:06:01 do you think you're funnest when you're in a relationship or when you're single? I'm a fun guy all the time, mate. Yeah, I think you are too. Thanks, Clint. That's the diplomatic answer. Hey, blink once if you need help. Bree's dream is that everybody's relationship falls apart.
Starting point is 00:06:23 No, see what she said? And then they all meet in the Viaduct for one wild night. She goes, I'm still fun when I'm in the relationship, meaning not as fun. No, I had fun with you last week. Thank you very much. Oh, heaven forbid. Lock that in for the next two months then.
Starting point is 00:06:38 That'll tide me over. I think we all know the most fun people are married with a newborn baby. That is very true. End of argument. It is very commonly known. And also the loosest units. Oh, man. I've seen some shit.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Literally, I've changed like five nappies today already. Oh, God. It's a rough life. Sorry, I drifted off. What happened? Oh, don't worry. When you're 50 and alone. Oh, don't. Do you think I'm actually going to be 50 and alone? The way you're 50 and alone Oh, don't
Starting point is 00:07:06 Do you think I'm actually going to be 50 and alone? The way you're going Well, I'm just, you know, I'm still looking Anybody want to go out and get hammered? I'll get my Zimmer frame ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast ZM's Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever The Ramon Party
Starting point is 00:07:26 This Friday Brie gets her dream hanging out with a room of single people Hey Because that's people in relationships God we're no fun anymore
Starting point is 00:07:36 No She doesn't want to be around us I'm not saying you're not fun I'm just saying you're not as fun as a group of single people
Starting point is 00:07:43 Right It's true It is fact What part of the equation do you fall on by the way? I'm just saying you're not as fun as a group of single people. Right. It's true. It is fact. What part of the equation do you fall on, by the way? I am single. Are you? Yes. And available.
Starting point is 00:07:53 So, like if someone come to the party. It's not about me. It's about the single people who are coming to ZM to date with their noses clipped. Just checking. That's who it's about. Just checking. Not me. Not about me.
Starting point is 00:08:04 About them. Not about me. About them. I work for the station.ipped. Just checking. That's who it's about. Just checking. Not me. Not about me. About them. Not about me. About them. I work for the station. Okay. All right. We'll revisit this one. This Friday, like I said, we have a bunch of people coming.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Is it? Yeah, that's very funny. I know. Is it too late to enter? Oh, shut up. Is it too late? It's not too late, is it? Nah, enter.
Starting point is 00:08:21 We might be able to sneak in. It's a pheromone dating party. So you sniff the t-shirts of people who have come to the party and pick a match that way. Well, yeah, you pick what you like the most. You're not going to know whose t-shirt is the owner of who. No.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Or the other way around. But we will match you with the people that you match with. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. And we're looking for some more dudes. Oh, we want a couple of dudes for this? And girls. We'll of fun. And we're looking for some more dudes. Oh, we want a couple of dudes for this? And girls. We'll take both. But we're looking for some extra meat.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Wait, are we talking about the party or are we talking about you again? Works both ways. We are going to put the topic out there this afternoon, though. And everybody can participate in this. You don't have to be coming to the pheromone party. In fact, a lot of these things probably can't affect the pheromone party because we're trying to take all those things out of it and just use your natural scent.
Starting point is 00:09:08 But what is the hottest smell? Like out of all the smells that you smell on the sex of the people that you are attracted to, what gets you going the most? Like what do you like the most? Yeah, because we're talking pheromones, which obviously you can't pick. You can't replicate. Well, maybe you can. Can you change your pheromones based on your diet?
Starting point is 00:09:27 I don't know. They say keto people smell a bit different. Yeah, I've heard that. What do you think the hottest smell is? I do love someone that just smells fresh, like fresh laundry. Yeah, okay. I think it's nice. What about you?
Starting point is 00:09:43 I like two things. I like that Bondi Sands that kind of smells coconutty. Really? Yeah, someone who's just fake tanned. Bondi Sands. Bondi Sands. Bondi Sands. It smells pretty good actually. And also dry shampoo.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I like it when a girl smells like dry shampoo. You said this the other day, which is weird because I think I'm with you because I love when a guy wears hair wax. Hair wax? Do you know what sort of wax you like? Are you a Dax wax? No, I'm the...
Starting point is 00:10:11 Dominate wax. It's like a surf one. Oh, sex wax. Yes. That's for the board. No, but they make a hair one too, don't they? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It's not hair wax that gets me going. But let's put a list together. What are the hot smells? Okay, we want you to tell us. This is personal for you, gets me going. But let's put a list together. What are the hot smells? Okay. We want you to tell us. Like, this is personal for you, by the way. You might like the smell of dirt. Like, you might like it if your partner is a landscaper and they come home smelling like earth.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Maybe you like it when they smell like petrol. Yeah, maybe your partner works at a gas station. Maybe he's a mechanic. Yeah. Maybe you like grease. Maybe that's your thing. Maybe you like lube. 0800, like grease, 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Very simple question to open the show today. And before our pheromone party, what's the hottest smell? Bree and Clint, the podcast. Pheromone party this Friday. We're going to be sniffing single, well, single people are going to be sniffing other single people. Yes, but not. Can I have a sniff? No.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Can I have a sniff? No. Just to see. No. Can I check a t-shirt out? No. i have a sniff just just to see nah can i check a t-shirt no i've asked you this just to see if i've still got it i'm married and all and i won't do anything that's playing with fire i think true true producer ben's throwing his shirt in though yeah he's single isn't he and ready to mingle i don't know about producer ben why not oh i've smelt him for me i don know. We want to know from you as we warm up for that, what's the hottest smell?
Starting point is 00:11:28 What gets you going the most when you smell it on the sex of the person that you're attracted to? Someone's texted in and said Subway bread. That is a good smell. Do you think they got it though? Italian hips? No, I don't think they got it. Maybe their partner works at Subway. Maybe their partner
Starting point is 00:11:44 That could be a thing. God. I've always thought if you dated someone from Subway or someone from like your favourite fast food place... Krispy Kreme. Oh. Yep. You'd be all over them. But at the same time, you'd be very hungry.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Sarah, hi. Hi, Sarah. Hey. What's your favourite... What's the hottest smell you think on the opposite sex? The smell of smoke from a dirt bike exhaust. Oh, too right. That's very specific.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Have you got a motocross riding partner, do you? Yeah, I'm the motocross rider and they're a mechanic. Oh, what a wonderful relationship. I like this. Two-stroke or four-stroke? Four-stroke. How can the old KTM are you, Sarah? Oh, no way.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Honda for sure. Oh, Honda all day. The hot ice road. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. All right. Well, then what a great relationship. Did that start as like a friends with benefits situation?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Like you service my bike and I'll, you know. Sarah. We met racing against each other. And what, you were better? Oh, please say you were better. No, I wasn't. Not to start with, anyway. Typical man, always coming first.
Starting point is 00:12:50 He makes her pop wheelies. Hey, Lewis. Sorry, I'm still getting over that comment, your service, your bike. Lewis, what's the sexiest smell? I like the smell of Lynx Africa or wet hair. Pardon me? What?
Starting point is 00:13:08 Lynx Africa or wet hair. Are you taking this? I thought that was a joke. No, no, no. I love lynx Africa. And, I mean, wet hair, you know, if you're, you know, I just like the smell of wet hair. I get the wet hair thing because you've used shampoo and conditioner.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Lewis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you date men or women, Lewis? I'm married to a guy. you've used shampoo and conditioner. Lewis. Yeah, yeah. Do you date men or women, Lewis? I'm married to a guy. You're married to a guy. And you genuinely like the smell of Lynx Africa. Oh, my God. Yes, I do. Is your husband 13?
Starting point is 00:13:37 No, he's 38 and I'm 58. Wait, so has he always worn Lynx Africa? No, he doesn't wear it. Oh, you wear it. Do you want him to wear it? Yeah, I wear it and I like other guys that wear it. I don't know. And of course, if you go clubbing, there's lots of nice different scents around.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and so yeah. You know how there's the joke that everyone gets a Lynx Africa shower set for Christmas? Yeah. Lewis, you would actually love that for Christmas, wouldn't you? I like baddie gas and I like brute. Oh, you are such a stereotype, Lewis. Love it.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Okay. Stereotypical man. Thank you, Lewis. We really appreciate that. Mel, what's the hottest smell? Hello. Hey. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Hello, Mel. What's the hottest smell? Hello, mate. A shero with sweat a day after work. Alright, hello Mel. What's the hottest smell? Hello. Hello mate. A sharer with sweat a day after work. No, it's the smell of money. That's the smell of money, honey. You're like a man. Oh, I assume man. He's a manly man.
Starting point is 00:14:40 That's right. So he's been wearing a wool singlet in the sharing sheds. He's been wearing like a wool singlet while he's sharing? Have you ever smelt that? No, no. No singlet, no top on. No top on. Oh, hello.
Starting point is 00:14:50 And he's got that smell of lanolin and BO. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, well, you'd give a chat, but, you know, that's the smell of money, darling. Mel, I can't really relate because my dad was an apple farmer, right? And obviously, you know, apples don't really have a smell, but when my dad would, would like chook shit around to fertilise the apple trees he'd walk inside
Starting point is 00:15:07 and my mum would go get out get out and have a shower it's all about the smell of money honey I thought you were about to tell me a real weird story about when you were attracted to the smell of your dad no I was like where is she going with this Mel will love this story though in my household because my dad
Starting point is 00:15:24 was an apple farmer, someone would be like, oh, money doesn't grow on trees. And then my dad would say, it doesn't in our household. We have the same one there, too, in our family, but it's a bit different to yours. What's that? Money grows on sheep? Money grows on trees.
Starting point is 00:15:37 No, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Do you like that smell, Mel? Is that a secret? Oh, I love that smell. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 00:15:50 This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Non-stop for Kevin Hart, Dean. He's just got out of a car crash, is barely walking again, and now he's getting sued. Oh, my goodness. And talk about a lawsuit. We're talking $60 million. That is one of the biggest lawsuits of the year in Hollywood. Let me tell you the
Starting point is 00:16:11 deal, right? So you may remember when he was filmed cheating. There's no nice way to say this. I'm just going to say it. Cheating on his wife in a Vegas hotel room. There was a video. His friend tried to extort him and say, hey, give me $15 million or I'm going to release the video. The friend got busted on extortion charges. Now the woman in the video is suing Kevin Hart $60 million saying that he knew it was being filmed. It was his idea and he wanted to do it for his own type of publicity, which is very unusual that a married man like Kevin Hart, yeah, I know she says that Kevin wanted to do it for publicity, which is, I don't believe, because he is already a very, very big movie star,
Starting point is 00:16:52 that is not good publicity in any definition. He is also married to the most stunning woman you've ever seen. So, yeah, that's the deal. $60 million saying that he was in on it, and he humiliated her publicly. Did their marriage survive that cheating scandal? It did. It did?
Starting point is 00:17:09 They're still together. He came clean and then they've worked on their marriage and they're still together. Oh, God. If you were the wife, would you watch the tape? Nah. Ooh. Nah.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Because once you watch it, it's in your brain forever. I know, but could you not watch it? Like, do you in your brain forever. I know, I know. But could you not watch it? Like, do you want to know? Yes. No, I don't. You don't want to know? I would already know it existed.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah. And that's enough. Right. I don't need to see it. And you don't need to know what's in it? Don't need to know what's in it. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I know it exists. I know it happened. If someone goes, this is what happened, he like did this with her. Yeah. Not like... Yeah, I know. But doesn't part of you go, oh, he's never done that with me?
Starting point is 00:17:46 No, I don't want to see that. Don't you want to see if it's different what he's doing with her than what he's doing with you? That's where my mind goes. If there's proof, like it's like text messages
Starting point is 00:17:56 in someone's phone, you know? If someone goes, if you see one, I don't need to see the rest. Right. Don't want to see it. But you're going to see the rest. No, I'm not going to!
Starting point is 00:18:05 Also, Dean, before we let you go, as always, more details are coming out about the Miley Cyrus-Liam Hemsworth split and how he found out about it all. Yeah, this just makes me feel so bad for the guy. He went back to Australia. Here's the thing. Miley and Liam had split. They were separated.
Starting point is 00:18:22 But he only found out that she was taking it public on Instagram. He was in Byron Bay with his brother doing a workout, went, checked his phone, and that is when he found out that Miley Cyrus and her publicity team had released a statement to the world. He had not read the statement. He'd not approved it.
Starting point is 00:18:38 He didn't even know it was coming out. That is how he found out that the world knew about their separation. So it's pretty brutal. To find out anything separation. So it's pretty brutal. To find out anything publicly, I think, is brutal. Breakups are messy at the best of times. When you've both got a combined 150 million Instagram followers waiting for an update, it's probably even messier.
Starting point is 00:18:57 But at the end of the day, you've got to draw a line under it at some point and go, oh, well, just move on with my life, I guess. Could be worse. How? She could have wrote it on her post-it note. Oh, and they could be poor. And with my life, I guess. Could be worse. How? She could have wrote it on her post-it note. Oh, and they could be poor. And they could be poor, yeah. Could be worse.
Starting point is 00:19:10 He might not have that sweet OPSM deal at the moment, you know, where he's the face of OPSM. Weird timing for OPSM to come out with their Liam Hemsworth campaign at that time. I mean, perfect. He's very talkable at the moment. Doesn't really want to get some of their glasses. Could be worse.
Starting point is 00:19:24 He could not look like Liam Hemsworth. There's always that as well. Okay. That mean, perfect. He's very talkable at the moment. Doesn't really want to get some of their glasses. Could be worse. He could not look like Liam Hemsworth. There's always that as well. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live from Los Angeles with the latest. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This weekend, I know, calm down everybody. I know it snuck up
Starting point is 00:19:40 on us really, really fast. The Rugby World Cup begins. It all gets underway. We're playing the Springboks first. Getting ready to try and win our third straight Rugby World Cup in a row. Is this the third one in a row? I mean, if we win it.
Starting point is 00:20:01 When do we win one? You guys won in 1991. Oh. And you also won in... I think Australia's got... Oh. Have you got two? What was the real big unit's name from the Wallowees back in the day?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Totai Kefu? No, the big guy. John Eales. John Eales! I partied with him once and he put me on his shoulders. Did he? Did you do a line out with John Eels? Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:27 That's awesome. It was awesome. In the lead up to the World Cup, we thought, what can we do as a show? How can we get on board with this? And that's when we had a game predicting animal. No one's done that before, eh? No. No one's got an animal.
Starting point is 00:20:41 That's an original radio media idea. It's a brilliant original. Yeah. And we thought, oh, we could get an octopus. Where would we get an octopus? The ocean. Or the aquarium will have one. Yeah, New World might have one. They won't.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Not a live one. The viaduct. Yeah, we could get a mussel. We could get a mussel from New World. Oh, yeah, that's easy. Yeah, let's get a pippi. Yeah, the World Cup mollusk. No one else is doing that, so that's good.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Producer Ben is here because we've given him the job of finding us an animal. And then we'll take him right through the competition. Needs to be before the end of the week. And before this starts, if you have an animal, we'd love it. Right, well, that makes me think you haven't organised an animal. Okay. I've tried. What do you mean you've tried?
Starting point is 00:21:21 Well, we've got two options. It kicks off on Friday. Yeah, I know, but we've got two options, and it's my job I have to present those options to you guys. Because at the end of the day, who shows it? It's yours. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for recognising that.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Do you guys, tell us what animals you've got. Would you like a kiwi? Yes! I, to be honest. Yes! I mean, yeah, but they don't exist. Or, no, you shut your dirty Australian mouth. You bring a kiwi in here.
Starting point is 00:21:45 When was the last time you saw a kiwi? I've never seen one up close. Exactly right. But they definitely exist. They're fake. But if Ben's got one for us, have you got a World Cup-producing kiwi for us? Yeah, I could.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That'd be iconic. There's obviously a few roadblocks, as you know, Bree. They are definitely real, though. And we might be able to get one. But they are a little bit timid, a little bit scared and we have to go there in the night time. Have you had communications with people who have a kiwi? Yes. Would you like to know what they said?
Starting point is 00:22:11 Who has the kiwi? People have kiwis. He's not allowed to say who. No they don't. They said look, we'd love to sort this out for you. Just a little bit stressful on the animal. It's a bit stressful on the kiwi. But we can come at night time. It's a lot of pressure predicting the Rugby World Cup. But I do have a second option for an animal.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Okay. We're open to it. Lucky because the first one's mythical. Right. An otter. World Cup otter. Otters are very cute. No one has done otter before.
Starting point is 00:22:41 No one's done an otter. Where have you found an otter? They're so cute and they eat the little fish. Yeah. There's a place out near the airport that have about five of them that we could use. Okay, well, we only need one. Okay, well, we can't.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It's not a panel. Let's get a rugby team of otters. It's not a panel. No, but there's discussion amongst the otters. No, but there lies the issue. You have to have five because they have separation issues. Oh, really? Yeah, you can't just have one.
Starting point is 00:23:04 They do. They are a family. I don't just have one. They do. They are a family. I don't want to disrupt the otter. Don't bring the otter here. We'd be going to the otter, right? Is that what we thought? I think we would be going to the otters. Yeah, we'd be going to the otter.
Starting point is 00:23:14 We'd be going to the otter. We'd go to the otters, yeah. So what do you guys think on those two? Well, I love both. I mean, ideal would be a kiwi. Ideal would be, there's less roadblocks with the otter, though. And I don't want to take the easy option. Yeah, because the otters are real.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Oh, shut up. If worse comes to worse, you know who thinks she can predict a lot of stuff? Who? Is my mum, and she's a bit of an animal. Oh, you can't use your mum for everything, all right?
Starting point is 00:23:40 Can you look at the otter, please? Yeah, we can try to do that. Your mum doesn't even know who the All Blacks are. Your mum has never seen a game of rugby union in her life. Have you met my mum? She watches any type of sport. She lives in the country. She's got nothing else to do.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I'm still keen for the otter. Someone said on the text machine you should use Vaughan's goats. Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Otter? Nah. Yeah, otter.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Didn't think about that. Did you, Producer Ben? Work on that otter if you can. Okay. I don't think I've ever seen an otter up close. I don't think they're real. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Disney World, no kids allowed.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Wait, Disney World or Disneyland? Disney World. What's the difference? Well, Disney World is in Orlando, and I'm pretty sure Disneyland, the better one, is in LA. That's the Anaheim one, eh? The original one. Yeah, just outside of LA.
Starting point is 00:24:29 The original. But this is Disney World we're talking about, and a guy's taken to Reddit to ask if he's in the wrong or if he's not in the wrong. That's usually how it works. Essentially, he organised this trip for him and four other friends and family. And they were all adults and he said one rule of this trip to Disney World, to Orlando, no kids allowed. That's the rule. Is that a bit odd? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Or maybe they've never been before and they decided they didn't want to drag kids around Disney World. I don't think you have to drag them. No, there's leashes on kids at Disney World. I've seen it. It just seems like a weird place to drag them. I think they'll pretty much. No, there's leashes on kids at Disney World. I've seen it. It just seems like a weird place to ban kids. But anyway, more details. He just said he wanted to go without kids. Anyway, one of the guys, one of the friends pulled out
Starting point is 00:25:13 and then his fiance's sister said, I want to come. I'll put my hand up. Future sister-in-law. Future sister-in-law. And he said, great. You're in. Come along.
Starting point is 00:25:24 She goes, but I'm bringing my newborn baby. Okay. And now he said. And he hates kids. No, well, I don't know if he hates kids. He's just said now I want to tell her not to come. Oh, rough. You're not even in the family yet.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Like, can you. There's a couple of factors involved here. A newborn is not going to get anything out of Disneyland Well this is what I said to you off air I said why would you want to take a newborn baby to Disney World The photos would be very cute For when the kid's older Put them in those little mouse ears
Starting point is 00:25:58 You can't go on any of the rides Hold them in front of the castle But yeah the baby can't do jackal They're just a lump That don't do anything. I've got one. Yeah. Would you take Tui to Disney World right now? No.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Not only would it be not fun for me, she would hate it. She would hate it. But again, the photos would be cute. And maybe this lady has a good baby. Maybe it's a very chill baby and she's like, I can't come unless I bring the baby. I don't think it's for the baby. I think it's for her. I think she's gone. I've got a newborn but I want to go
Starting point is 00:26:28 on this trip. She has no one that could look after that baby. Possibly not. You know where the baby would fit in? Where? On the rollercoaster because everyone's throwing up on that thing. Baby's like, oh my people, my people. So you want to know what?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Is he in the wrong for wanting to ban his sister-in-law from the trip? Who do you think's in the wrong? It's his trip. You're a new dad. You've got a baby. It's his trip. It's his trip. He said at the start, no kids.
Starting point is 00:26:59 This is the thing you have to do as an adult. You have to learn to pick your battles. And is this the fight that he really wants to have? Does he want to have a bust up with his sister-in-law? No, his wife's sister. That's it, right? Yeah, sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah. With his wife's sister before the wedding over a baby at Disneyland. Or does he just want to suck it up and go to Disneyland and eat his hot dog and maybe just see what happens, you know? It's the happiest place in the world. Except for this goddamn baby. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, actually,
Starting point is 00:27:34 hey Siri, what time is it? 4.20! It's actually 4.19. It's 4.20 according to mine. I just said it's 4.20 and's 420, according to mine. I just said it's 420. And I've got a story about weed. Kiwi guy has gone viral on Reddit. His name is JezB87.
Starting point is 00:27:55 And he's posted an image with the caption, Got super blazed last night. Such a funny term, super blazed. Got super blazed last night and ordered $100 of lollies that I used to eat when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Do you want to hear what he ordered? Yep. He ordered a kilo of rainbow airplanes, a kilo of rainbow peaches and cream. Oh, they're good.
Starting point is 00:28:22 A kilo of, oh no, 150 Macy's crocodiles. Oh, they're good. A kilo of, oh no, 150 Macy's crocodiles. Oh, that's good. Now it's 420. Is that what you were waiting for? Sorry, you have to head off the thing. 420!
Starting point is 00:28:38 420! Are these all, these are all Kiwi lollies? Yeah, they're all Kiwi lollies. He's a Kiwi guy. No, but he's in Melbourne, isn't he? Yeah, but he's ordered them on the internet. Oh my God. Yeah, he spent $100 on them.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Anyway, I thought it could be fun to ring my dad just randomly and ask him if he's ever smoked weed. I'd like to know. I'd like to know as well. He's always maintained for us as kids that he hasn't. But I think maybe now that we're both adults, maybe he could finally be honest with me, right? Time to be honest.
Starting point is 00:29:11 So I'm going to call my dad, Big Ace. Ace Dog. And just ask him straight. Hello? Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Oh, hi. How are you? All right. It's still a private number. I didn't know who it was. Oh, yeah, you're on, Clint. Oh, hi. How are you? All right.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It was still a private number. I didn't know who it was. Oh, yeah, you're on the radio. Bree's here as well. Hello, Clint's dad. Hello. Hey, just a quick question. I won't hold you up.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? You answered that very quick, Mr Roberts. Yeah, no. Never? Give me a beer.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I'm drunk each day. Yeah, no. Never? Give me a beer. I'm drunk after that. No, never. So 60, how old are you? 62? Yeah. You've gone 62 years and you've never had a, taken a big old hit from the bong?
Starting point is 00:29:55 No. Have you ever wanted to? No, all my friends did. I stuck to the brown stuff. He means beer. Oh. Yeah. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:30:06 I was like, heroin? Well, have you ever taken ickies? What's that? You know. Ecstasy. Ecstasy. Oh, no, nothing, nothing. Acid.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Have you had acid? No. Have you ever had, you know, a bit of the old devil's dust, the cocaine? No. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done? I drank half a bottle of Bacardi and five beers straight. You're a wild man. You should write a book.
Starting point is 00:30:39 All right. And you're definitely not just saying that just because I told you you were on the radio, eh? No, definitely. You've never done it? Never. Never interested me. If I say, oh, look at the time, it's 4.20, what do you think? What?
Starting point is 00:30:56 I think he's telling the truth. I think he might be telling the truth. All right, well, I'll let you get back to work then. All right. Hopefully there's a drug test because you'll pass with flying colours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Stay off the Bacardi, test because you'll pass with flying colours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Alright.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Stay off the Bacardi, big fella. Good to talk to you. See you later. See you later. See, I think he's telling the truth. I think he's telling the truth.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Or he smoked so much he can't remember. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. It's a tune. Bree and Clint, that's Medusa. Peace of your heart.
Starting point is 00:31:24 We know it's been around for a while. We know the UK are way ahead. Australia is playing it. Some smartass has just texted us and said, this song has been around so long, I'm pretty sure the sound is already playing it. Is the sound an old people's station? Yeah, they play like songs from the 70s.
Starting point is 00:31:41 It's a joke. We get it, all right? I don't reckon it's truly blown up here in New Zealand yet. It hasn't. And I. It's a joke. Oh. We get it, alright? I don't reckon it's truly blown up here in New Zealand yet. It hasn't. And I reckon it's about to. I reckon it's going to be one of the tunes of summer.
Starting point is 00:31:50 One thing you'll need to know if it does blow up here this summer though is that middle part where the crowd, it's obviously crowd interaction. You know the part where he's kind of like
Starting point is 00:32:00 da-na-na-da. Oh, that will be the bit. That'll be the bit you have to know. But he talks you into it as well. True. He kind of leads you into it. This bit here.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Sorry, just quickly. What if it's That bit there. Do you reckon you could nail it already? Nah. I'll lead you into it. Or do you want me
Starting point is 00:32:24 to give it a go first? Because you'll get it. You need to finish it because it goes quiet. You need to finish it before the beat hits, all right? Okay, no, I think I got it. It's never enough. I'm turning you up to get down, down, down. What?
Starting point is 00:32:41 Sorry, just quickly. Oh, no, no! You screwed it up already. You give it a go. Okay, I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go. Wait. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:58 What? Sorry, just quickly. What if it's... Oh, I nailed it. I've got it. I've got it now. Oh, you get another go? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:11 You reckon you get another go? Yeah, of course you do. All right, one more go. You get a second chance. All right. Okay. Wait. Sorry, just quickly.
Starting point is 00:33:22 What if it is? Yeah, they'll do it. Yeah, they'll do it. Yeah, yeah. You got it. I've never been so nervous on the radio before. That's fun. That's good.
Starting point is 00:33:41 We should do that tomorrow with the listeners. Okay. Yeah, good deal. Yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. This Friday we're holding deal. Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This Friday we're holding our first ever ZM pheromone party
Starting point is 00:33:49 where you can come and date people based on the way they smell. There's still a chance to sign up. If you would like to do it, you can do it on our Facebook page. I'd like to give this a go. Yeah. I reckon it'd be interesting because they do say you are attracted to someone's pheromones. Remember we talked to, didn't we talk to
Starting point is 00:34:07 a scientist who's told us that it's an evolutionary thing and you're attracted to people who have different immunity genes than you do? So your offspring will get your immunity and their immunity and then you have a more robust child, right?
Starting point is 00:34:24 And I think it's also your DNA are more different, which means you won't get any, like, how do I say this? You won't get any deformities. Inbreeding. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Oh, maybe that was a way to tell if you were cousins with someone
Starting point is 00:34:39 or not back in the day. Yes, that's what I reckon. Anyway, we're doing that on Friday and we have producer Ellie here in the studio because this afternoon we're doing that on Friday and we have producer Ellie here in the studio because this afternoon we're going to find out in a very scientific test who smells better, me or Bree. Can I just say before we get into this test, I did not put on any perfume today.
Starting point is 00:34:58 It doesn't matter. No, it does matter. Okay, can I say this was your idea? No, well, I'm trying to can I say this was your idea? No, well, I'm trying to come up with content for the show, guys. Yeah, well, just roll with it, mate. We've been out to the office and we've got some of the ZM staff to sniff us. Only the ones who would consensually allow a sniff.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Yeah, some people didn't even want a sniff. Some people respectfully declined a sniff. It was a fairly intimate sniff, too. went for like the nape of the neck. Oh, did you go for there? Yeah. I went for the pits. Oh, okay. No, you did not.
Starting point is 00:35:33 She's like a dog. She backs up and she's like, sniff my butt. Can you imagine if I was like, smell my pit? We've asked them to anonymously send through their results to you, Producer Ali, before you tell us. Is there a conclusive result? There is a conclusive result, and we've also got a tiny little bit of audio there
Starting point is 00:35:49 if you want to just hear some comments before I give the results. Oh, good from you. Yeah, yeah. I'm so pumped about this. This is people who sniffed both Brie and I about half an hour ago. I feel weird saying this, but I prefer Clint. Currently smell Brie too much, but I feel like Clint had some nice cologne going on.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I felt like Clint had a stronger smell to him, but I voted for Clint. I think Brie smells more natural, whereas, like, Clint smells nice, but in a cologne musky kind of way. I'm not going to lie, I could not smell either of them. I literally just sprayed cologne as they walked over, and all I could smell was myself.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Cam Mansel can only smell himself. I definitely win the Cam Mansell one because we've hooked up before. Not too much of both. Everyone looks at you. Producer Ellie, who smells better, me or Bree? It's you, Clint.
Starting point is 00:36:47 He's still got it, ladies and gentlemen. What cologne were you wearing? He's still got it. For the listeners at home? For those playing along at home today, mixed with my natural manly mask was the lightest spritz of Armani Code today. I was wearing estrogen.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Estrogen and desperation. It's actually by Calvin Klein. If you want to come and have a snip with us this Friday, and you're in Auckland and you're single, register for the pheromone party. Today is the very last day you can do that, and you can do it on our Facebook page. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:37:25 It is time for the Insta Fame Game, where this week we have a refreshed introduction for the Insta Fame Game. Do we? Keep things fresh, it's good. Oh my God, did you hear Bree now has over 100,000 followers? I know. She's so famous now. She's so different now.
Starting point is 00:37:40 She's changed. The old Bree was so humble. Yep. Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. You arseholes. How much is it for a post on your Instagram these days? About two
Starting point is 00:37:53 grand. That's actually a pretty good hit rate. Mate, you're getting the same. Yeah. And you've got how many followers? Oh, okay. It's not competition, mate. Had a hundred thousand all of a sudden. No, okay. You can't make Brie a question in the game today. I know she is now a celebrity as the host of Celebrity Treasure Island.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Oh, shut up. That makes me a host. But what we do is we get celebrities from Instagram. We get so many followers they have. First to three points wins. And you can play in the car. Easy as that. Producer Ellie, let us know who's first.
Starting point is 00:38:29 All right, your first one is Brie. No, I'm joking. Your first one. 100,000. Good gear, guys. Good gear. No, it's too funny. Okay, your first one is Lana Del Rey.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Oh, Brie hates her. I don't hate her. I just think she was a bad pick for that new Miley and Ariana Grande song. Buzzy G. All right, for Lana Del Rey, Clint, you've put $7.3 million. Brie, you've put $4 million. Lana Del Rey has $14.4 million. Point to Clint.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Yeah, because she's hot. There's more to life than being hot, mate. Not on Instagram. Well, I don't know why people are following me then. Okay, next one. All right, your next one, child star Macaulay Culkin. Has he got Instagram? He actually does.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Of course he would. Yeah, he does. He's quite funny. In a weird kind of... Macaulay Culkin way. Yeah.kin way. Yeah. Did way. All right, for Macaulay Culkin, Clint, you've put 1.3 million.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Bree, you've put 1.2 million. That's close. Wow, Macaulay Culkin has 843,000. Get in! That's a point to Bree. There's not a lot of followers for who was the largest child star of a generation, right? Yeah. I know what you mean.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I mean, Brie's got 100. Okay, what's number three? What's number three? Okay, number three. Number three. Number three is Rihanna. Oh, Bad Gal Riri. Yeah, Bad Gal Riri.
Starting point is 00:40:00 That's the one. She goes on and off the gram quite a bit. Yeah, she does. All right, for Rihanna, sorry. Clint, you put $109 million. Bree, you put $82 million. Rihanna has $75 million, so that's a point to Bree. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I did have $76 million originally. Well, there you go. Okay. What's that? Is it 2-1? Yeah, Brie could take the game here, but she may not. Next point. Yep, that's how a game works.
Starting point is 00:40:31 That's how it works. Your next celebrity is Hugh Jackman. He's just been in the country. The Jackman. Yeah. As my mum would say, real stud muffin. Oh, he's just so nice. He's just such a nice boy.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Sings, he dances, you know. I'd love it if you brought home a fella like Hugh Jackman, Bree. Yeah, no, Hugh Jackman's real nice. Oh, imagine him at Christmas. Either Hugh Jackman or Cooper Crump from the Melbourne Storm. Oh, that would just make my life. Yeah, so attractive. All right, for Hugh Jackman.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I might be old, but I'm not dead. I'll tell you what really gets my motor running, Brie. Hugh Jackman. Jacko. Ricky Ponting. Oh, when he gets those claws out when he's Wolverine. Oh, that does things to me. He can shred me to death, I tell you what.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Does things to me, waters. Are we done yet? I don't even have a number. What is everyone's answer, honestly? Hugh Jackman. All right. For Hugh Jackman. Surely that means I win.
Starting point is 00:41:32 You didn't even write anything down. Clint's got $2 million for Hugh Jackman. Brie's got $6.6 million. How much have you got? And Hugh Jackman has $27.9, so that's a point to Brie. What, a million? Yeah. He's ball-climbing. It's a point to Brie. What, a million? Yeah. It's a game to Brie there.
Starting point is 00:41:48 All right, well done. Are there many Indian boys? He does. All right. Well, I'm on the right page. Have I screwed it up? No. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Either way, it's more than two million. Yeah. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We do a birthday banger on this show every day at around 5.30 where we get your birthdays and we play the number one songs on each person's 16th birthdays. Anyway, last week, and I mean it's a known thing on this show
Starting point is 00:42:16 that I'm a big supporter of, I mean, they're a national treasure, the Baird Nickelback. Miracle geniuses. A treasure of what nation? Canada, where they're from. You know what Canada have got? What? Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:42:39 And Avril Lavigne. Oh, they've got Avril Lavigne too. And Shania Twain. And Drake. Shania Twain's not Canadian. Shania Twain's not Canadian. Shania Twain's Canadian, I'm pretty sure. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Well, she's a national treasure too. Anyway, she's not the top. We're talking about you and your love for Nickelback. They're a blessing to the rock community. And some might say that... They're a blight on the music industry. Some might say that that is an unpopular music opinion, but I stand by it.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I'm not a sheep. I'm not on this bandwagon where everyone's trying to hate on Nickelback. There's nothing wrong with the bit of Nickelback. They've got a heap of bangers. It's fine. I'm not going to argue with you because it's an unpopular issue. Why do you not like Nickelback? Because it's just, like it's just.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Because you've been influenced. That is why. I don't know why I don't like them. Exactly. That right there is being influenced by the majority. I don't know why I don't like them. Exactly. That right there is being influenced by the majority. I'll tell you why I don't like them. Chad Kroger's here annoys me. Oh, you're not that shallow.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Looks like cold noodles. Oh, you leave Chad Kroger alone. I know what you're saying, though. You're swimming upstream when you say you like a band that everybody else hates. I have an unpopular music opinion What is it? But mine is the other way around I hate a band that I think everybody likes And I'm just going to come out and say it
Starting point is 00:43:52 Are we doing it? Is this a safe space to share Unpopular music opinions? This is what we're doing here Okay I'm just going to come out and say it What? Everybody thinks they're throwback They're a classic
Starting point is 00:44:01 And they buy their band t-shirts And think they're so good I hate Guns N' Roses Throwback. They're a classic. And by their band t-shirts, I think they're so good. I hate Guns N' Roses. See, I like that song, but... His voice is annoying. Is it Axl Rose? Yeah, his voice is annoying. And we've heard it too much.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Too much. I think there'd be a lot of people who'd be with you on that. Every Irish bar in the country, no more. Okay, we've heard enough. No more of that and no more Summer of 69. Okay? Oh, well, don't take Summer of 69 away from us. Feels good.
Starting point is 00:44:34 It does feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does feel real good. I got one more. Unpopular music opinion. Yeah. Might be an unpopular music opinion, but Taylor Swift hasn't made anything decent since the
Starting point is 00:44:46 album 1989. This album was stellar. It had banger after banger on this album. Since then, she's made stuff like this. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. What about Lover, that new one?
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, I mean, it's no blank space. It's my unpopular opinion. She sold out a stadium, a worldwide stadium tour, but that's why they're unpopular music opinions. Not everyone's going to agree with you. You know the producers aren't listening right now. We should rile Ellie up with an unpopular music opinion. Oh, I know exactly the one to do.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Hang on a second. You know, I mean, you know the band Queen. Yeah, I know. I mean, you know, take it or leave it. It's average. Just get out. Get out. Oh, you are listening.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Yes, I am listening. I'm always listening. And you know who else sucks while we're here? Elton John. Oh, we nearly swore. We nearly swore. We don't believe either of those last two. No, Queen and Elton John is a joke.
Starting point is 00:45:56 We don't believe either of those last two. But do you have an unpopular music opinion that you want to share with us this afternoon? Are you brave enough? Get on the radio. Are you personally secure enough in yourself to come forward with an opinion? We want it. We want to hear it. That people chastise you for. This is a platform.
Starting point is 00:46:11 0800 dial ZM. We want to know right now, what's your unpopular music opinion? We'll take them all this afternoon. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We have opened up a very large can of worms this afternoon. This is what I'm learning.
Starting point is 00:46:27 People love the opportunity to have a bit of a moan. People love to have a vent. And I think it brings us closer together where we can all have a bit of a moan, a bit of a whinge. And this afternoon it's unpopular. Actually, they don't actually all have to be negative. Yours was positive. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:41 You said you like. I love Nickelback. Your unpopular music opinion Is you like Nickelback Why Why Why do you You don't even know
Starting point is 00:46:50 Why you don't like them I don't need to know It's my life I'll do whatever I want Stop trying to force Nickelback on me Oh good burn Um
Starting point is 00:46:58 You also said You liked Or you didn't like I can't even remember what you said. Guns N' Roses. Guns N' Roses. No, that's a negative one. I don't like Guns N' Roses.
Starting point is 00:47:09 It's my unpopular music opinion. And then I also said I think Taylor Swift hasn't made a decent album since 1989. We're looking for unpopular music opinions. The album, not the year. Ollie is here to share one. Hey, Ollie. Hey, guys. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Good, thanks, Ollie. Vent to us. What's your unpopular music opinion? I feel like I'm going to get crucified with this, especially since it's a local band, but I cannot stand 660. That's
Starting point is 00:47:34 Bray from you coming out on the radio, Ollie. Ollie, you know they sold out Western Springs, don't you? I do know that. They're a good band, I just don't like their music. It puts me to sleep. They come on the radio and I'm switching that straight They're a good band. I just don't like their music. It puts me to sleep. They'll come on the radio and I'm switching that straight off. Barbecues must be tough for you in summer.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, that's all they play. Hey, Brad. How's it going? Brad, give it to us. What's your unpopular music opinion? Sam Smith. Okay. Wait, what's the opinion?
Starting point is 00:48:00 You can't just say a name. Yeah, so the opinion is I don't understand how one man can have so much heartbreak in his life. They have dealt with a lot of heartbreak. Yeah. I think out of every song I've heard, I've only heard a few of them that are actually positive. Otherwise, the rest of them are just about sorrow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Even Brad, you have to admit, great breakup songs. Yeah, good breakup songs. They are. They are great breakup songs, but that's about all they've got going for them. Yeah, I can see what you're saying. Let's go to Lou. Hey, Lou. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Thanks, Lou.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Give it to us. What's your unpopular music opinion? I can't stand U2. Yeah, why does... is it Bono? Why does he wear those? The album came out with Joshua Tree when I worked in a music store years ago. Yeah. Got thrashed.
Starting point is 00:48:56 I hated it. And Midnight Oil was another one as well. Peter Garrett. Yeah. You too. And by the way, I'm Peter Garrett. I heard a lot from the both of them. I'm with you on this, Lou.
Starting point is 00:49:03 You know you're on ZM, right? Yeah, I know that. I'm with Lou. I'm with Lou. I'm going to come out and say it. You don't like U2 either. U2 are the Nickelback of the 90s. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:15 You know what, Lou? The London Roses, I think. Yeah. I kind of am with you, and you know why I started disliking U2? When they forced their damn album onto my damn iTunes. People do love you too, though. It's an unpopular music opinion. Rhiannon, take us home.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Yours has come through quite a lot. Has it? This is a big one on the text machine, Rhiannon. It might actually be a popular music opinion. Oh, you sound passionate too. Give it to us. I do. What's your unpopular music opinion? That makes me happy. Oh, you sound passionate too. Give it to us. I do. What's your unpopular music opinion?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Beyonce is definitely not the queen of pop. Everyone knows it's Gaga. I'm a single lady. I'm a single lady. I'm a single lady. I'm a single lady. So you're saying Beyonce, Queen B, is overrated? Way too overrated.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Like what else has she actually done other than sing compared to Gaga? She's done everything. Wait, you think Lady Gaga has had more of an impact on music than Beyonce has?
Starting point is 00:50:12 Well, yeah. Definitely. I do love Gaga. I know you love Gaga. She's got more meaning behind her songs. Like, she sings about stuff
Starting point is 00:50:19 that actually means stuff instead of just, like, shaking your ass. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Beyonce doesn't just sing about shaking her ass, okay? She did a whole album about getting cheated on by Jay-Z. And she also wrote that song about a surfboard.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Exactly. Oh, on the text machine. I don't like this anymore. Someone said they don't like Lorde. No, no, get stuff. Deport them. Nah, segment's over. Deport them.
Starting point is 00:50:42 She is a good friend of the show, all right? We will not have that here on this show. Thank you very much. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's do a birthday banger. Hey. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:50:52 It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Where we take your birthdays, we punch them into the machine here, and it figures out what was number one on your 16th birthday. We then play the best one. Yesterday, we played Soulja Boy. Hi, John. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks, John. What's your birthday? 31st of May 92. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 31st of May, and on that day, this was number one.
Starting point is 00:51:23 That's good. Vintage Riri, Take a Bow. You like Rihanna? Yeah, that's good. Anything's better than last Friday's Friday Okie, though. Anything's probably better than that, John, I think. You talking about when we did Tones and I? Yeah, that ruined the song.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Really? Alright, okay. No, that's fair. Well, John, that's your opinion, okay? That's your opinion. Oh, exactly. No, no, your one was pretty good. Oh, come on, John.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Oh, good. Oh, does that count as an extra vote? For me, I lost 4-1. Is it now 4-2? Not going to help. Jenny's here. Hey, Jenny. Hi.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Oh, I'm sorry, Brayden. Brayden, you're here. Hi. How are you going? Hi, Brayden. I believe you're doing your mum's birthday today. Yes. What's your mum's birthday?
Starting point is 00:52:09 1st of February, 1987. Okay, Brayden. She was 16 in 2003 on the 1st of Feb, and this is your mum's birthday, baby. Oh, look at that. It's Jenny from the block. Did you say 1st of February 1987? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:27 That's my exact birthday. Is it? Is this my birthday banger? Is J-Lo my birthday banger? It must be. Have we never done your birthday banger before? I don't remember it. Me and your mum are the exact...
Starting point is 00:52:39 How old are you, Brayden? Uh, 12. Hey, Brayden. Whoa, your mum's got a 12-year-old. Your mum's not from Rotorua, is she? No. I was just going to see if you guys went to school together. I thought you were going to make a joke about me being Brandon's.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Oh. Okay, wait there. We'll see what the last one is. Yeah, that would have been way funnier. Hey, Susie. Hi, Susie. Good evening. How are you?
Starting point is 00:53:02 Susie, I heard you're a bit of a card, Susie. I think my birthday will break your machine. Okay. You reckon? Well, the machine has been pushed to its limits before. We did do my mum's, Susie. Yeah. Give us your birthday.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Okay, so 24 September 1964. Oh, yeah, we love this. No, it doesn't work. No, put it into overdrive. Too old. No, press that big red button over there. Okay, I, we love this. Nah, it doesn't work. No, put it into overdrive. Nah, too old. No, press that big red button over there. Okay, I'll try it now. Press the big red one.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Nice. Hang on, let me give it a bit more power. Let me just dial it up to 15. If you pedal. Oh, okay, yeah. Remember the pedalling system you put in? Oh, the kick bit? Yeah, so just kick start it.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Hold on, Susie. Oh, here we go. Here we go, we're on. She's underway. You were 16 in 1980 on the 24th of September. Back in the 80s, this was number one. You get the police, Susie, and don't stand so close to me. It's the police, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Have you had much to do with the police, Susie? Not recently. No. Okay, wait there, Susie. I love Susie. It's pretty clear for me what birthday banger it's going to be. It's going to be J-Lo. That's my, I can't not choose my birthday banger, right?
Starting point is 00:54:20 And like you're pretending you're not going to choose J-Lo. I do love that RiRi song. You do love that Ri-Ri song. You do not. That Ri-Ri song is the song that doesn't get overplayed on radio. Okay, we'll make a decision then. Oh, I love how you get so annoyed in this segment. No, because, no, because, because you're only doing this
Starting point is 00:54:35 because you know that I've got it under my mind that I want to play. I'd just like to make you sweat a little. Fine. Don't throw your toys. No, no, it's not because it's a tantrum. Say the song you want to be played. No, I like Jenny from the Block. I know you do.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Winding me up. Brayden, your mum wins birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you. No worries. Here we go. Bree and Clint, hit him. No matter where I go, I know where I came from From in living color to movie scripts To on the six to J-Lo to this headline clips
Starting point is 00:55:28 I stay grounded as the amounts roll in I'm real, I thought I told ya I'm real even on Oprah That's just me Nothing phony, don't hate on me What you get is what you see Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still journey from the back Used to have a little, now I have a lot What you get is what you see. I'm down to earth like this, rocking this business. I've grown up so much.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I'm in control and loving it. Rumors got me laughing, kid. I love my life and my public. Put God first and can't forget to stay real. To me, it's like breezy. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still, I'm still journey from the back. Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
Starting point is 00:56:25 No matter where I go, I know where I came from. I'm gonna be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still, I'm still journey from the back. Used to have a little, now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from. South Prong. South, South Prong. Poriqua.
Starting point is 00:56:43 South Prong. South, South Prong. That's what's up. South Prong. South, South Prong. All right, now bring it back. Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Brayden's Mum. You and her share the exact same birth. Me and her were born on the exact same day, which makes that a Birthday Banger for 2003, was it? Yes. February 2003, J-Lo and Jenny from the Block. I always knew I was a J-Lo guy. Did you?
Starting point is 00:57:50 Yeah. You could tell from a very early age. I am a J-Lo guy. This is in me. This is in me. All the signs are there. Don't say that. Darling.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Let's give away some Clint, the podcast. Let's give away some money, shall we? Brie and Clint's Burger King Whopper Swapper. This is cool. All week, we've got your chance to win cash thanks to Burger King to celebrate the Whopper King Pledge. All you've got to do is have a good memory on you. What we're going to do is give you the seven ingredients of the
Starting point is 00:58:26 Whopper in a specific order. Okay, we're going to randomise the order each day and if you can memorise them give them back to us in the correct order then you're going to take away $500 cash. Yeah, so we don't just need all the items that are in the Whopper, we need them in the order that the randomiser gives
Starting point is 00:58:42 them to you in. Obviously first person each day has a harder job than most, but you know, you still get a shot at 500 bucks. If no one gets it, we'll jackpot it. Hey, Kim. Hey. How's your memory? Oh, good sometimes. Right, Kim, well you really need it for this game. Yeah, these are going to come
Starting point is 00:58:58 at you fast, okay, and you're only going to get to hear them once, and then you'll have a chance at reciting them back to us in the correct order. I'm going to give her a hint. Awesome. Yeah? Kim, there's seven items, okay? Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:10 All right, seven items. You need to remember the exact order. We're going to give it to you now and then we'll ask you for it straight away. Okay, thank you. Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun. Go, Kim. I couldn't quite hear it. Tomatoes Lettuce Mayonnaise Pickles Onions Sesame seed bun Go Kim Um I couldn't quite hear it
Starting point is 00:59:29 Sorry What do we do in that situation Sorry Kim We go to someone else Hey Johnny Hi Johnny How's it going mate Good good mate
Starting point is 00:59:42 Johnny you know how it works Yeah Is it Yep Do I resort it now or later No you You want to go for No will you give one more listen Johnny, you know how it works? Yeah. Do I resort it now or later? No, you get one more listen. You get one more listen, okay? One more listen. One more listen. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:59:53 The seven ingredients of the Whopper. Here you go. Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun. Go, Johnny. Beef, tomato, lettuce. You're kidding. Johnny, you're kidding me. His phone's cutting out.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Johnny, move around. Are you there? What? Johnny, you're cutting out. You get one more go, mate. Go for it. Go for it right now. Oh, hold up. Lettuce,
Starting point is 01:00:27 tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, meat patties. I don't know. This is hard and it's hard for a reason. He was close. He was really close. Kayla, hello. Hi. Are you on a nice secure phone line, Kayla? I hope so.
Starting point is 01:00:44 $500 cash. You just need to give us the BK Whopper ingredients in the correct order. Here they are. Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun. Go, Kayla. Beef, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun. She's got it. She's done it.
Starting point is 01:01:05 $500. $500! Thank you so much. That's amazing. No problems. That was a tough run. We got there in the end. Oh, my goodness. I mean, there is definite advantage in going last
Starting point is 01:01:18 because you get to hear it three times. But you know, that's just the way this competition is going to roll. We're going to do it every single day. And remember, you can take the pledge to claim the title of the Whopper King at burgerking.co.nz. The Whopper King will win a year's free Whoppers, festival passes, and Sky Sport Breakers tickets as well. Oh, that's a good prize.
Starting point is 01:01:37 We'll play again tomorrow. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Can I have permission for a little bit of hashtag real talk for a second is that ok I put something up on my Instagram on Sunday night just talking about
Starting point is 01:01:54 do you remember about 5 months ago a friend of mine Darryl took his own life yeah I do remember it very well it's such a weird experience for me Darryl took his own life. Yeah, I do remember it very well. It's such a weird experience for me. And I'm just sharing this now because I mean,
Starting point is 01:02:09 I shared something on my Instagram about it and I've been completely overwhelmed with the way people have sort of, they've got in touch and they've gone, I'm having the exact same experience. So basically this whole thing with my friend Darryl is he's the first friend of mine that I've ever known who's taken his own life. I'm very lucky I've been to deal with a lot of
Starting point is 01:02:31 death at all. Very lucky. But he did. And it's not like a normal death. It's not like a normal passing. For some reason, I can't process it, like I can't compartmentalise this thing and go wow that was a natural thing to happen he's gone. You know why? It's because you feel like you could have done something. I think so you know and I mean
Starting point is 01:02:57 it's one of those things where you just never will understand it and I don't think you're meant to, you know. No. My dad lost his niece, so my first cousin, when I was about 15. And she was 17 at the time and she took her own life. And I remember feeling I didn't really understand it at the time
Starting point is 01:03:22 and it changed our entire family And you know That was a long time ago now And our family still isn't the same He was my friend And it has like rocked me to the core I can't even begin to imagine What his family are going through
Starting point is 01:03:37 But The reason that I ended up saying something about it Was because I was just going through social media And then a friend of mine put up a photo with him in it. And it's a beautiful photo and it's a beautiful moment and I just burst into tears. I was just sitting on the couch and I just burst into tears. And then the other day I was driving into work
Starting point is 01:03:55 and I was sitting at the traffic lights and something happened on the radio and I remembered him and I just burst into tears. And it just keeps like hitting me out of the blue, this thing. So I guess by talking about it, we have the opportunity to recognize our friends who might be in that situation, who might be dealing with mental health issues at the moment,
Starting point is 01:04:16 who might be in a dark space, who might just be like withdrawing from conversations and that sort of thing. And I don't ever want to be in the situation again where I think, oh shit, imagine if I'd known. Imagine if I had the opportunity to say something to him or just reach out and go, hey. And also the other part of it is if that's you, I know it's really hard and we've talked about this. I know it's really hard to go because
Starting point is 01:04:40 people say, oh, you've got to speak up. You've got to say something. And I know that that's layered and that's not an easy thing to do, but you do. You really do. You've got to find that courage somewhere inside you to go, hey, I'm having a shit time and things are dark for me and I need you to understand it. And maybe that's just because you need people to take a bit of pressure off you at work, in your relationships, or maybe you're actually going, I need some help. I need my friends around, that sort of thing. So yeah, if you've messaged me about it and I haven't replied, I'm sorry. I've tried to reply to as many messages as I can. I've never had that many people get in touch and say,
Starting point is 01:05:14 hey, this is my experience. This is what I've been through. I hear you. I feel you. And I'll try and get back to you when I can, I guess. Yeah, that's all. Hashtag Real Talk Done. Okay? Sweet. Bree and Clint. This is's all. Hashtag Real Talk done. Okay?
Starting point is 01:05:26 Sweet. Bree and Clint, this is Zedim. Zedim's Bree and Clint, the podcast. This story is, I mean, we come across a lot of funny stories. I really enjoyed reading this story. Yeah. And it's actually a story that happened back in 2012, but it's only starting to gain a lot of traction on the internet recently.
Starting point is 01:05:51 And it's a story about a missing person who are tourists. They're a tourist and they're in a canyon in southern Iceland. And they're a part of a tour group and they're traveling on a bus. And people became concerned that a member of this tour group had gone missing near this volcanic canyon. Yeah. And a tour, a search party started within the day. They thought they'd lost this member of the tour group and they started this search party.
Starting point is 01:06:19 It was actually made up of other tourists who had been and they were just volunteering. What, just like a contiki group or something? Yeah, so they were volunteering and they said, look, we'll try and we'll help search for this missing person. This story is so good. So it wasn't until about 3am that they called off the search party. And you know why they called off the search party. And you know why they called off the search party?
Starting point is 01:06:45 Why? Because it became clear that the missing woman was, in fact, a part of the search party. Wait. She was searching for herself. Did she know who she was looking for? So they didn't know the woman's name They described the woman and what she was wearing And so she didn't really pick up on it
Starting point is 01:07:15 Because she'd changed her clothes in the meantime Oh, piss off She didn't realise it was her And she joined the search party and she was looking for herself. How did no one in the group know? Like, you know, sad as it sounds, you know no one in the tour group on the tour bus
Starting point is 01:07:35 is taking much notice of you. If they've been given a description of you and what you looked like five minutes ago before you changed your top and they still don't realise that you're right there. Wouldn't you look at the description and go, yeah, well, that sounds a lot like me. What were they calling?
Starting point is 01:07:51 Surely they said her name is Sandra. Go into the canyon and call out Sandra. Like they must have given some kind of identifying. I don't think they had any name because she was travelling by herself. Right. But they just didn't have, I don't know, mate. Can we just take the story for what it is? A very funny missing person story.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Okay, sure, yeah. Don't ask any questions. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We were talking yesterday about Give a Little Page. It's about this time, actually. And I mentioned to you that Adam and Stacey, one of the contestants from this year's Block series.
Starting point is 01:08:25 One of the losers. Yeah, one of the many losers of this season. There was three losers, I guess. Three teams that were losers. Three teams. Yeah, okay, if you didn't watch the show, three teams made no money and one team won and walked away with $150,000.
Starting point is 01:08:41 You'd be gutted. I mean, yes, they know there is the potential for that to happen. Yeah, I don't think anyone believes that there's the potential, though. I think everyone goes, oh, yeah, that was a bum year, though. Because one year, every team walked away with like $100,000 and the winning team took away like half a mil. Yeah, when was that? Like three years ago.
Starting point is 01:08:59 And then last year, it was a bung year as well, wasn't it? Yeah, last year was a bung year and the year before that was a bung year. But we talked about how Adam and Stacey's Give a Little Page was not going very well. So which ones were they? They were the purple team. They are the couple. The younger couple. The younger couple.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Yep. Yep. And arguably the favourites to win it. Right. They won the most, if you watch the show, they won the most room reveals, all of that. After two weeks, their Give a Little page had raised $350-odd, which I think you'd just go, you know what, just keep it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Just honestly, no thank you. I've been digging a little bit more, and today it's been revealed that the boys who were on that show, Ethan and Sam, their Give a Little page has gone a lot better. Okay. A lot better. Did they start these Give a Little pages has gone a lot better. Okay. A lot better. Did they start these Give A Little pages themselves? No.
Starting point is 01:09:48 So fans start them generally. Right. And you don't get one. You don't just get one. Anonymous fans. Definitely not named. I mean, that's a whole other conversation. Ethan and Sam, who it should be remembered on the show,
Starting point is 01:10:00 didn't go away with nothing. They won a car. That was people's choice. They won like a new Suzuki or something. Their Give A Little has just closed. They won a car. That was people's choice. They won a new Suzuki or something. Their Give-A-Little has just closed. And they have received $36,640. Shit, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, congratulations.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Now, why are we donating to reality TV show contestants? It's a great question. I feel for them as well. Like, I feel for them. But that's a hell of a lot of money to donate to some guys that you saw on TV. There's actually one started for Sam Wallace. From Celebrity Treasure Island? To stop being a dick.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Right. So if you want to donate to that page. I saw the Sam Wallace one. Actually, there was a Give a Little page started to be able to afford a shirt for him. Yeah, there's that too. They're trying to raise enough money to buy Sam Wallace a shirt so he doesn't have to have his nips out on TV all the time. A couple of pages for Sam Wallace.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Yeah. Head to GoFundMe. If you did donate to any of the contestants from the block, that is your prerogative. Congratulations. The boys are very excited to receive, like I said, $36,640. Congratulations, boys.
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