ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 18th 2018

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

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ZM! ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Woo! Kia ora, New Zealand! Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, mate. Hello, mate.

What a huge day in entertainment today. It's been massive, hasn't it? The Emmys are on. Donald Glover did a whiteface, apparently. Have you seen that? No. Yeah, Donald Cholos Gambino did a white face at the Emmys. That's a big one. There's a proposal that's going viral from the Emmys. A guy proposed on stage.

And then Alf Stewart goes and drops a bombshell that he's leaving home and away. That's the biggest entertainment news of it all. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. No, it is. No, no. It absolutely is. But, like, dude's been on the show for 30 years. Stone the Flaming Crows. Stone the Flaming Crows.

How many years? 30 years. I know Summer Bay is a beautiful place but eventually everyone wants to do something else right? God I would have thought

he was on it for longer. What has it been on for longer than 30 years? Is Irene still on the show? I don't I don't who just died? Was it Morag?

Oh yeah Morag. Who would you rather who would you rather hook up with? Oh God. Would it be. Who would you rather? Who would you rather hook up with? Oh, God. Would it be Irene from Home and Away? Yeah. Or Susan Kennedy from Neighbours?

I don't know Susan Kennedy. What do you mean you don't know Susan? But I can imagine having a wild night with Irene. Like, I reckon Irene would drink me under the table. I reckon she'd be into some weird stuff. All right. Meet me. Meet me in the table. I reckon she'd be into some weird stuff. All right. Meet me. Meet me in the back of the diner.

Bring a menu. Bring the river boys with you. We, however, are looking for someone to find love, not with Irene. Well, maybe, actually. She might be in the mix. New Zealand's first ever bisexualer. That's right. It's exactly the same as The Bachelor or The Bachelorette,

but the main person is bisexual, will be dating men and women all in one. Details on that if it's new to you, if it's news to you next. Plus, maybe some inspiration. If you're on the fence about it, we may be able to convince you to apply for this. Whether you are gay, straight or bi, actually. There's opportunities for all. Yeah.

After Maroon 5, ZM. ZM's brain clip. Yesterday, we launched officially the bisexualer. Yeah. So we're on the hunt for a bisexual person to take place, to take part in a dating concept, essentially. It's like The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. Exactly the same, except the dates will be male and female.

We'll have both in there. You've got it all in one. I was thinking about the logistics of this because obviously one of the key messages of this is diversity and inclusiveness. It does it quite well, actually, because I didn't realise this at first. I was like, cool, finally we'll get to showcase like a different lifestyle.

Because no matter if it's a boy bisexualer or a girl bisexualer, it's going to involve many types, right? Yeah, well, it has to involve a bisexual person, obviously. Then it also has to involve gay people and straight people as well. All put into one big dating competition. Will they get along? Who knows? Will they hate each other? Who knows? It's about time because I mean this is real life

these days. Well it is. And it's not, I guess it's kind of the idea of it's not the highly glossed, polished, you know? Fake. Yeah. It's a little bit fake. Like The Bachelor Let's Be Real, they kind of tailor it so it tells a certain story or they want it to appear a certain way.

This is just going to be raw and real. Let's also be real. Like look at The Bachelor. There may be 24 women on there. There's essentially one type of woman on there, right? What's that? Straight and pretty. Well, that's it.

Is that fair to say? That's fair. I understand the reluctance to sign up for something like this. Maybe. There has actually been quite a good uptake so far. There's quite a lot of people. And it's interesting. We were going through some of the people this morning

because obviously we need to find the right people for the journey that we're going to take you guys listening on. And it's hard picking out people. And then obviously, we need to think about setting people up together. We're essentially matchmaking people. So, yeah, not only do you have to be on the radio with your love life, you have to trust other people to match you. And let's also be honest we

don't know you yet we will and i promise you we will find out what you like yeah so once we have the bisexual are the person we will obviously ask them what they're looking for our dream situation here is that we create a an enduring couple you know yeah that we create the bisexual art and matilda oh well i like that yeah have you ever let someone like have you ever trusted someone enough to set you up on a date once once and how did it go actually went quite well really and who was it though was it someone close to you uh yeah it was my uncle what yeah he goes, he said, um, oh, there's this girl at work. Okay. And, um, she needs a date to this thing. And we went on and we, we got on like a house on fire. We didn't even end up in a relationship, but as far as dates go, it was a great day. Was there more

than one day? No, but no, it didn't go that well. We had one, we had a great look. We're getting, we're getting very deep on the details here. All I'm saying is matchmaking can work. Like if sometimes you need to take yourself out of the equation, sometimes you're your own worst enemy because you're going, you're putting too many blocks in place. Because like me, I tend to go for the same person every time. So maybe if I let someone set me up on a date. You should let me set you up on a date.

No. You should let me. No. Oh, I would find you a great date. No, you wouldn't. Anyway, well, you'll keep because we've got a whole bisexual that are organised yet. What I thought we could take today was some calls from people

who have been matched before. Some inspiration. Yeah. Have you been set up on a date before? Yeah. How'd it go? Yeah. We want to hear great stories, but we also want to hear horror stories.

No, just the good ones. Nah, both. Both is fun. But I'm looking for that inspo, that romantic, happily ever after. You know, did someone set you up on a date and it ended up being your cousin? That's awkward, isn't it?

And again, was it your uncle who set you up on the date? We don't know. 0800-DALZM, just tell us, were you set? And again, was it your uncle who set you up on the date? We don't know. 0800 dial ZM. Just tell us, were you set up before and how did it go? Z is brilliant, Clint. Yesterday we launched the Bisexualer where essentially you and I, Clint, are about to endeavour on a journey to matchmake two people to fall in love.

We're going to play Cupid. Yeah. Well, I don't think I've ever done this before, but my brother has messaged me and said, you've set me up on a few dates. Oh, your hot brother Aidan. You could charge people for those dates. He's there.

Oh, come on. No, I know some people here at ZN that would pay for that. Yeah, I can think of one. By the way, if you would like to be the bisexualer or date the bisexualer, you can apply now. The links are on our Facebook page. We're going to try and inspire you this afternoon though.

Yes, by stories of people who've been set up before. Maybe it ended in disaster, but maybe it was a fairy tale ending. Maybe this will convince you that giving your love life over to us is a good idea. Becca, were you set up?

Yes, I was. What happened, Becca? So I worked with this lady and her husband worked for a factory and they set us up. He worked with this guy and I worked with her and they ended up setting us up together. Yeah. They tricked me because I was holding their two-month baby

and I was distracted. How did it turn out? So you went on a blind date with this guy you didn't know. They set you up and good result, bad result? We're getting married next year. Yay! That's the dream result. That is absolute dream result.

And you know that's what we're aiming for here with the bisexualer too. Christy, hi. Hi, Christy. Hi. Were you know that's what we're aiming for here with the bisexual too. Christy, hi. Hi, Christy. Hi. Were you set up? I was. I was set up by my best friend with her partner's best friend.

Okay. They've been trying to set us up for ages and I finally agreed. Yeah. And so now we're married and expecting our first child. There you go. Couples love doing this. They love getting mutual friends together. Like I've noticed this.

Like he'll love to bring one of his best friends with her best friend because it means you can all hang out together. I was going to say because then you don't have to go outside the friend zone. Yeah, you merge your friend groups together. Yeah. Did you make them like bridesmaid and groomsmen at your wedding because of it? They were, yes. Yeah.

Of course they were. That's the only reason they did it. See, this is very inspiring. Pam, were you set up? Yes. Who were you set up with, Pam? So I had been married and separated and bought a house. And this guy came in as a flatmate.

And we just got on really well good friends good mates and then a mutual friend of ours basically said to him why aren't you going out with her so she set him up with saying you've got to ask her out for a date and he did and it was actually a wedding that we had to go to pam excuse my french here but he was your flatmate. You broke the cardinal rule. You screwed the crew. Oh, I disagree. I reckon a drunken night. You were doing everything where you ate.

Finally, Katie, was it you or your, who was set up um it was me that was set up my best mate set me up and what happened katie uh i really didn't want to go because like you guys are saying it's horrible to be set up and i've never gone on a date where i was set up with anyone were you hesitant um yep and i had a son who was nine So I really didn't want to go But they made me They took my son away And said no no We'll look after him for the night

They took your son away Like hostage You don't get him back Until you go on this date And yeah I did And it lasted five hours And then yeah We got married last year

And we've been married almost a year now. Romance! That's amazing, Katie. Oh, this is the romantic music I've got. Sorry. It's a bit Spanish. You know what I feel like now? I feel like so much pressure.

Yes. Because all these people are getting married. Actually, no, then, Katie. Yeah? Can you say on here right now that you trust us to matchmake for the Bisexualer? Will you endorse our matchmaking abilities? Absolutely. That's good.

You don't even know us. Yeah, we're fully accredited at Polytech. Done a course. It's good to go. If you want to be or date the Bisexualer, ZM online. You can find all of the details there. Bree and Clint. Should we kiss or?

No. No. Maybe later. ZM's Bree and Clint. I don't know if you know this, Clint, but our show is the number one show for all bus transport news. Have we taken that title now? Fantastic.

We've now taken over from The Rock. They used to be. They were the transport one. They used to be, but now it's us. That's good because we were already the leading maritime news show. Exactly right. And aviation, I thought, so it's good to have the trifecta. Just ticking them off. Air, land and sea. This is

Bree and Clint. Over the holidays, I've had a bit of a run in with public transport. I don't use it often because I live so close to work. Wait, do you count Uber as public transport? No. Because you use that a lot.

Okay. Like a lot. Yes, I do. No, I caught a bus when I was on holidays and this was in Brisbane back in Aussie and I was on my way to a picnic where you had to bring some like, you know, antipasto foods. Oh yeah. What did you go for? I decided I'd bring olives.

Yeah. Which, I mean, people love olives and cheese. Good. Good option. Some feta cheese. Any kind of vessel, like a cracker or? I think I had maybe a wafer vessel. Yeah.

Good, good, good, good, good. While I was on the bus, which I was by myself, I was sitting next to this really lovely woman. Yeah. And I, this is so embarrassing, I started to eat some of the olives and the cheese. Before you got to the picnic? Yeah, I was hungry.

That is not kosher. I was hungry. Who's this person showing up to the picnic with half a jar of olives and a block of cheese that's got a bite on it? They were in those plastic containers and I was just whipping them out, you know, and just sneaking a sneaky olive and a piece of cheese. There was at one point where a bus can get quite rocky and her handbag was sitting on the ground next to us, in between us.

I may have, like, we hit a bump and I've lost an olive and a piece of cheese. Into her handbag? Into her hair bag. I thought I literally went. Again, only you. I mean, I've watched. It's not even a bus appropriate food.

There are some foods that are specifically public transport applicable. Why not? I'd say jar of olives. No. No. Flaky sausage roll, no. All of those things. Anything particularly fragrant, no.

Okay, anyway. I've seen the olive in the piece of cheese come out of my hand. It's hit the seat and then bounced straight into her handbag. Fantastic. And it looked fancy. Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal. And at this point I thought, oh, like do I tell her what's just happened or do I just let it be?

So she hasn't seen? No, she didn't see. She was on her phone and she was distracted. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Well, either she saw it and she decided to ignore it as well. Yeah. Or she definitely, I think she definitely didn't see. Okay.

Don't tell me what you did. Okay. I would like to. I want to know from you, what would you do? I mean, because the cheese is going to go bad. So you believe she hasn't seen? I believe she has not seen. Is it obvious that you've seen?

Yeah. Because I was going to say just ignore it. No, I definitely realised what had happened. Okay. No, no, no. I know what to do say just ignore it. No, I definitely realised what had happened. Okay. No, no, no. I know what to do. Ignore it. And this is why.

You're never going to see her again. You are never going to see her again. Oh, so that makes it okay? Oh, come on. Can you imagine in two months? It's an olive and a bit of cheese. What if she literally is going through her bag looking for her lipstick? Next minute she pulls out this.

She fingers a bit of old cheese. And also, actually, I was like, no, I'll never get to that. What I know of a woman's handbag, absolute cave. Like there's stuff at the bottom of those things that you haven't seen for years. Oh, literally it is absolute chaos. Like those iPods with the old jog wheels that were still on them. I reckon there's two or three of those in the bottom of my wife's handbag.

I think some of my ex-partners are in my bag, actually. So, yeah. But again, though, again, that gives weight to the pretend it didn't happen argument because by then it'll be so far down the track that who's she going to associate it with? In two years' time, when she finds a bit of old cheese and an olive at the bottom of her Marc Jacobs, she's not going to go, that was that stupid chick with the nose piercing on the bus back in 2018. Excuse me, you're under arrest.

It's Interpol. We're coming from Australia. For the crime of eating olives on public transport. What did you do, by the way? I didn't tell her. Yes! ZM's brilliant clip. Play Shakespeare Shazam with us.

Figure out what the Shakespearean actor, what ZM song they are performing. Jane, are you confident? I am, I hope. Do you love a bit of Shakespeare, Jane? Yes, Jane. A little bit. Can you turn your radio down, Jane?

I have, yep. I don't know if you have. I have. I've got the lawnmower going outside. I'll go into my room. You're good. Okay. Excellent.

Oh, that's better. I'm good. This is good. There we go. All right, Jane. So all you need to know is you need to identify what song the Shakespearean actor is performing here. Here we go.

Okay. I'll play you a good bit of it. I know you're always on the night shift, but I can't stand these nights alone. And I don't need no explanation, cause baby, you're the boss at home. You don't gotta go to work. What is it?

What's that, Jane? Work from home for harmony? Let me just check. Work, work. But you gotta put in work, work, work. Work. Work, work just check. Work, work. But you've got to put in work, work, work. Work. Work, work, work. Oh, Jesus.

You don't got to go to work. Love this song. Yeah, I love this version. It's more raunchy when Shakespeare does that. I was going to say, she's really intensified it, eh? She's given it a whole new meaning. Congratulations, Jane. You're in the draw for it.

You'll be one of five. You've got a one in five chance of flights to Sydney. Oh, cold. Nice work, Jane. If you're the winner, we'll talk to you on Friday. Awesome. Thank you so much. No problem.

Zee, it's Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right now, let's get some throwback music on if we can. We'll figure out the songs that were top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Rachel, kia ora.

Hello, Rach. How are you? Very good. What's your birthday, Rach? It's the 2nd of April, and I was born in 1970. Oh, yes, Rach. We love it. I love the suspense of pause you put in there, Rachel.

You were 16, Rach, in 1986 on the 2nd of April, and back in the 80s this was top of the charts. Rach, how good? You got Billy Ocean. Actually I am surprised how good it is. Yeah. I'm loving that, Rach. It's the one good song in that decade.

Oh, Billy Ocean had a couple of good songs in that decade. I don't Ocean had a couple of good songs in that decade. I don't want to show my age, but what about, what about, Get out of my dreams, banger, and into my car. How about that, Rach? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, good.

It sounds a lot better when Billy sings it. Oh, Chelsea, kia ora. Hello, Chelsea. How's it going? Good. What's your birthday? 19th of March, 1993. Okay, Chelsea, you were What's your birthday? 19th of March 1993. Okay Chelsea, you were 16 in 2009

on the 19th of March and this is your birthday banger. Driving through South Auckland in their invisible car, you get Smash Proof and Jen Wegmore Brother. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. I do like that song. Yeah, it's a chance.

Have we played it for Birthday Banger? I think we might have. It's definitely come up before. Because you said you liked it because you love Jen Wegmore. Yeah. Jamie, you're the last one up

for Birthday Banger. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Jamie? 21st of September, 1990. Okay, Jamie, you were 16 in 2006

on the 21st of September and this was Top of the Charts. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Yeah! 77 and 69, revolution was in the air. Jamie, you've done what this feature endeavours to do every day and actually uncovered like a rock-solid gem that we haven't heard for ages.

What do you think? I don't think it's going to beat Billy Ocean, no. But I don't think Ross wants to let you play that, you know? Sandy Tom, I wish I was a punk rocker. Yeah, oh, good point. Jamie, let's be real. Is Ross ever going to let us play Billy Ocean on this station? I highly doubt it.

Maybe if Get Out of My Dreams and Into My Car had been the song. I mean, if that comes up, we've got to play it. I've got a really good feeling about this. Like, it's just, I haven't heard this song in ages. Should we just do it? Yeah, I think we're on the same page. We're not going to please everybody today. I mean, you know, she needs a bit of a pick-me-up.

She wouldn't be doing much these days. Oh, she's definitely a one-hit wonder. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Jamie, we're playing your birthday banger. Cheers, guys. All right, cheers, mate. Nice work, James.

Good on you, fella. All right. In 1969, revolution was in the air To a world that doesn't care All together now. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker With flowers in my hair From the year 2006

That's Jamie's birthday banger from Sandy Tom You've breathed out of breath Crushed it That was a good choice, I reckon Banger I mean, the only thing that could have been better would have been Get out of my dreams And into my car

This song is older than all of I don't think any of us were born but Did you hear the creepy version of this? No It was get into something else Even get into my car is a bit In the current climate is a bit like Hey girl get into my car Like a bit, in the current climate, is a bit like,

hey, girl, get into my car. Like, do we know each other? Where are you going? Have we considered stranger danger in this situation? Like, is it a hitchhiker that he's saying it to? Look, I think we made the right choice. Okay, good. All right.

ZDM's brilliant clip. Huge news today. Huge home and away news news You know we belong together Well they've really They've modified it Really hipstered up the theme song haven't they It's actually Justice Crew on that track

Yeah right Pete Timomatic They've gone acoustic Yeah Alf Stewart Is leaving Well Ray Ma The guy who plays Alf Stewart. Spoiler alert.

No one knows his real name. Okay, yeah, okay. Alf Stewart is leaving the show. After 30 years in Summer Bay, Alf's going to leave. I never thought this day would come. Yeah, well, it is. I thought he would literally die on that show. All right.

No, but you know what I mean? It'd be the first ever time in a storyline where a character actually dies on the show. Oh, and they get it on camera. In real life, yeah. And they're like, well, we've got to roll the footage. This is some of the best acting that Ray has ever done. It's a real heart attack.

Method acting your own death. That's grim. No, he's fit and healthy. He's 74 years old. Did you know that? Oh, he's looking good. He's leaving home and away to go and do the 10th anniversary tour Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

What? Have you not seen him in Priscilla Queen of the Desert? Oh girl girl girl girl girl Who does he play? He plays the mechanic Who fixes the bus when it breaks down Right So he's like this true blue Aussie battler

And this bus full of drag queens roll into town And he's like this true blue Aussie battler and this bus full of drag queens roll into town. And he's basically like Alf Stewart. He fits the role perfectly. Yeah, yeah. He's like, what are you flaming man she'll is up to? That's not a direct quote from Priscilla, but you know, it's along the same lines.

I thought today to celebrate the illustrious career of Alf Stewart from Home and Away, we could once and for all try and figure out what the hell he's saying. I actually studied this at uni. Well, he speaks in some real true Aussie-isms, right? No, you can take a course in Aussie, which is Alf Stewart Translation. Right.

Yeah, it took me about three months. Yeah. Yeah, got pretty far into it. I think I'm pretty equipped. So you should be good at this then. Well, it took me about three months. Yeah. Yeah, got pretty far into it and I think I'm pretty equipped. So you should be good at this then. Well, I should be. If for nothing else, you're actually from country Queensland in Australia too, so you're of the same pedigree.

I should get the slang. Bree Thomasel, on behalf of your country, please attempt to decipher these iconic Alf Stewart phrases. Stone the flaming crows. I mean, it's a classic from Alf. Mm-hmm.

I believe we all know these days that obviously flames, when the kids say, oh, that's flames. Yeah. Means hot. Right. Sexy. Yeah. So when Alf says stone the flame and crows, he's actually talking about hot sheilas. Sexy crows.

Oh, hot sheilas. Yeah, he's talking about hot sheilas and he's excited. Right. So he'll see them and he'll be like, oh, stone the flame and crows. Brie Thomasel, that is incorrect. I mean, you know, it's all in context.

Bizarrely literal stone the flame of the crows. He's talking about throwing rocks at birds until they go away. Quite the animal enemy was Elf Stewart, turns out. Is that what he's actually talking about? Yeah, that's what he's actually talking about. I think, I mean, I might have been closer. That's okay. You've still got a chance to get some of this.

All right, what's the next one? This is the Elf Stewart translator. You're flaming galah. You're flaming galah. You're flaming galah. You're flaming galah. What does Alf Stewart mean by you're flaming galah? Usually you'll say you're flaming galah when you're talking about someone who's, you know, a bit of an idiot.

When someone's not all that smart. So you think it means stupid? Yeah, when you're saying, oh, what are you bloody doing? Right. You're flaming galah. You're flaming galah. That is incorrect. Let me guess.

It's about setting a galah on fire? No, he's actually referring to an inflamed genital region. No, he's not. No, he is. He is. Because he's using galah As slang for genitals Oh it's when you get a UTI

Inflaming It's obviously It's inflamed So it's okay It's okay One more You've got one more chance This is the Alf Stewart translator

Okay Last one Strike me pink Strike me pink Strike me pink Irene Yeah Strike me pink No I know exactly what this means.

It's when someone strikes him in the nether regions. Very close. I mean, it works more for a woman, but it can work for a male as well if they call their bits pink. Very close. I'm going to have to say incorrect though, sorry. It's actually about sp close. I'm going to have to say incorrect though, sorry. It's actually about spanking. Specifically with Irene,

because Al has a penchant for spanking, he likes to be spanked. So he's asking Irene to strike him until he's pink. I'm sorry. This took a turn. A real turn. Al, from New Zealand to Summer Bay, congratulations on a wonderful career.

I'm just going to write some of these down. Yeah, go. So, Strike Me Pink. Yep. Yep, I can use that this weekend. Text them to a friend. You'll be surprised. Text them to a friend.

You'll be surprised what you get back. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. We talk about jobs a lot on this show and new age jobs that you might be able to do and earn money. Yeah, everyone's looking for that career that pays them heaps to do stuff or at least something they love. A career change. Well, I think I might have

the best one yet. Right. NASA is currently looking forget this professional sleepers. Oh, sign me up. Professional nappers. Oh, sign me up.

You will get paid to sleep. Does it get better than that? No, no, because you're like, oh, I have to get up for work. Oh, no, hang on. Nope. I literally don't have to get up for work. Oh, no, hang on. Nope. I literally don't have to get up for work. I literally have to stay in bed for work. So you know when you wake up, you will have earned a ton of money.

You're done. That's it. You're done. The rest of the day is yours. Go home and sleep for the rest of the day. Oh. No. Well.

I mean, if you want to earn more money. Well, does it take the joy out of sleeping? Does it make sleeping a chore then? No. Why do they want it? Is there a catch that you have to sleep in zero gravity or you have to sleep in some sort of propulsion unit and you'll be vomiting and sleeping at the same time?

I don't think so. They get aliens to probe you while you sleep. Ignore that last one. So for 70 days, NASA want to monitor how different conditions affect the human body. Yeah. So they will do a few different bits and pieces to you. Yeah. Put you in zero gravity.

They're willing to pay you $24,000. For how many days? 70. 70 days. Pretty good. 24 grand. How much? Here's the amazing thing about this job opportunity.

If you're really keen and you're like a real hustler, you can keep your real job. You can go and do your normal job during the day and then when you go to sleep, you're on the clock too. You're getting paid for that too. That's the catch. You have to remain in your bed for the entire 70 days. So they want to test how the human body adapts to weightlessness

and you need to do everything in bed. I'm talking everything. Getting dressed, eating, showering, going to the toilet. Wheeze and pose. Wheeze and pose. And the beard. You are not allowed to get out of the bed. Do I get a fresh beard?

Like fresh sheets. Yeah, like after the second or Do I get a fresh bed? Like fresh sheets? Yeah, like after the second or third day or – or like is there a bed – this is what I'd like. I'd like three beds lined up so I can be in one bed for sleeping and Netflixing and then roll into the bed beside it for eating because I don't like getting crumbs in the bed. Right. And then roll onto the third bed, which is the toilet bed. It's kind of like that old saying, you know, where they say don't do that

where you sleep. Don't S where you E. Oh, you E. Yeah, you don't want to do that where you sleep either. No, don't do it where you sleep. You know what I mean? Like I don't want to be sleeping where I'm doing that. Like that's not for me.

Oh, the 24 grand doesn't seem that good now. Oh, does it? It's still pretty good. It's still pretty good. I mean, what other opportunity are you going to get to go to the toilet in your bed? Like, no, no, no. And you're getting paid for it. From a pure primal perspective, it'd be an interesting,

the first couple of times you'd be like, I don't know what to expect here. All I picture is you in bed. Yeah. And they're like, all right, Clint, time to have a bath. And then it's just you. I'll wash myself with a rag on a stick. Pretty good though. Pretty good. I mean, I'd

love to get paid to sleep. I think that would be my dream job. Apart from the other bits, I think that is my dream job. I mean, there's always pros and cons. What would be something else that you would love to get paid for? You know what? No crap. You asked me this before the show. What would be the best thing I could get paid to do? I put mattress tester. That's a real thing, you know. Mattress tester, yeah. There's people who get paid to test the comfort of mattresses. But they were sleeping

again. Like how typecast am I? You're lucky I can stay awake for this whole show. Pretty great. What's yours? I mean, I've got a few. I'd love to get paid to play with people's hair. Is that weird? That's weird. The producers are looking at me. It's weird. I love to play with people's hair.

Are you giving it a sniff? Like I love, my dad reckons the reason he's going bald is because I used to like run my fingers through the front of his hair all the time. And he goes, this is why I'm balding. And I was like, no. Heavy burden to put on your daughter. That's hereditary. It's not from me.

Yeah, you'd go well at that. Or I thought you'd always be good at Uber Eats menu tester. Because the beauty of it is they wouldn't have to send you any more product. You've already eaten everything on the menu at most Auckland outlets. So just get you to write the reviews. Job done. I am in for that. And if I have to test the products again, over and over again, I will do that. Yeah, you're that committed to it. I'm very good at my job. Why don't we get people to put their hands up this afternoon? You know, just put it out to the universe. Maybe the job doesn't exist, but you need to say it before it does exist. Yeah.

What would you like to get paid for? What do you wish you could get paid for? Yeah, what would you be most qualified for? What's your passion? And how would you turn that into a job? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Maybe it's playing Fortnite. Yeah.

What do you wish that you got paid for? Z is brilliant, Clint. NASA are currently on the search to find people to professionally sleep. That means you'll get paid to go nap time. Someone's done the math on it. It's 25 grand for 70 days. However, they want you 24-7 and you're not allowed to leave the bed. They came back and they said, that's $14 an hour.

That's not a good deal. I mean, yeah, not great, but you're sleeping. You're below minimum wage. Yeah, but you're not doing anything. Imagine that, you go and protest in the middle of it. They're like, dude, we're NASA. No, doing a one-man picket outside. We've asked you, if you could,

what do you wish you got paid for, like sleeping? I wish I got paid to wake up before 10am. What? Oh. Like every time I wake up Oh you need some money motivation to get out of bed before 10am. Yeah. Right. That'd be great. Or I wish. That is a real I work in the afternoons on radio problem you've got

there girl. Or I wish I got paid every time I let someone cut in in traffic. Right. Can you imagine if people got paid for that? The roads would be a much happier place. It'd be amazing. Yeah, yeah. We're getting a lot and this gets me somewhat concerned about the

ZM listenership. A lot of texts from people saying they wish they got paid to drink. They're like, oh man, for all the drinking I do, I wish someone was paying me for this. I'd be a millionaire. Oh, $800. ZM. River, what do you wish you got paid for?

I wish I could get paid to travel with families or whoever's on vacation and just take photos of them. Just be their personal photographer. You can. You could be the nanny. Oh, I suppose I could do that. But you're going to look after the kids. Oh, you just want to take the photo. So it's kind of like, you know,

obviously a photographer who goes to a wedding. I always feel that's a lot of pressure. Oh, yeah. Because imagine if you don't get the right shots. This is the thing, River, too. You'll get some real, real, like, high-maintenance family and you won't get the shot right and then they'll leave you in Israel

and you'll have to find your own way home. And they'll put you in a backpackers and... Oh, that's the other bit. They'll put you in the crappiest accommodation and they'll say, meet us at the Arc de Triomphe at midday, River. We want our photo, you know? Hey, sorry to really rain on your dream, but...

You're just crushing my dreams, mate. It'd still be all right. You get to travel. Kayla. Yeah. What do you wish you got paid for? I wish I got paid for writing other people's study notes. Why?

Yeah. Well, I write a lot of people's study notes. They copy some of mine. I do my own notes and then sometimes photocopy them. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you charge them, Kayla? I wish.

No, I don't. So you're doing it for free at the moment? Yeah. Are you being bullied into this? No. Are the university bullies taking your lunch

unless you do their homework for them? No. Right. Yeah, just kind and caring. Let me get this straight. You like to study? Yeah.

Oh, I wish I was one of those people. I was so bad. There is definitely a way you can monetise this, Kayla. I think you just need to be a bit tougher on the people you're doing it for. Finally, Sam, what do you wish you got paid for? Like an Uber Eats driver that sits in and has a meal with you. What do you mean? So you're the Uber Eats delivery person,

but then you also stay for the meal? Yeah, if they're home alone and stuff like that and they want some company to eat dinner with. Oh, that is so nice. That's a great job. Hang on, hang on, actually. I'm like, Sam, that is so selfless. No, you just want free dinner as well, don't you?

Yeah, pretty much. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Oh my god, I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. You know the game. It's where

we get producer Ellie to give us names of famous celebrities and we guess how many Instagram followers they have. I was on a bit of a roll before we went on holidays. It was the Crocs though, wasn't it? Bit of a winning streak. You won one game. Mate, the last person who won this game was me, so I was on a roll.

True, you do have the momentum at the moment. The game is first to three. That's how we play it. We get ten seconds to answer each question and closest to takes the point. The game stands. Seven games to me, three games to you so far. We could have breezed over that. When you're ready,

Ellie, give us our first celebrity for the day. First celebrity for the Instafame game today. We're going to go with a show. Very highly in the news show. Home and Away. I knew this was going to happen. I knew you were going to do this too.

I thought it was going to be Alf Stewart. I don't think he's got Instagram. I tried to look for him, but yeah. All right. Clint, for Home and Away, you've said 345,000 followers.

Oh, you went too big, I think. Bree, you have said 70.2K thousand followers. Yes. That makes sense, yeah. Home and Away... Oh, it's a lot. ...has 346,000. You were so close, Clint.

Baby. I hate this game. Return of the King. Who is following the show Instagram? I mean, really. People who want Home and Away updates. They're not real people. That's where the Elf Stewart news would have broken.

Elf doesn't have his own Instagram. Whatever. Or does he? Did you check if he has an Instagram? Yeah, I did. I tried to find him first. Like, you thought I would, but I couldn't find him. Did you look Raymar?

Because like Brie said, Elf's not a real person. Yeah, no, I did look for that. Yeah, I did. I tried to find him first. Like, you thought I would, but I couldn't find him. Did you look Raymar? Because like Brie said, Elf's not a real person. Yeah, no, I did look for that. Yeah, you know he's actually not real. You know the characters on Home and Away, that's not actually a reality TV show.

Spoiler alert over here. That's make-believe. Anyway, I'm on a roll now. So when you're ready, if we could have our next celebrity for the Insta fame game, please, Ellie. All right.

This is for you, Brie. Jeremy Wells. Come on, mate. Host of Seven Sharp. I want a piece of... I mean, he... You must follow him on Instagram then. I do.

You must. He's a delicious piece. I've gone weirdly specific. That's quite specific. Clint, for Jeremy Wells, you have said 24,000. Bree, you have said 49,000. Jeremy Wells has 28,400. 28,000. Bree, you have said 49,000. Jeremy Welles has 28.4 thousand. Clint, you're taking that one too.

Again. Again, how close am I? To be honest, you know a little bit too much about Jeremy Welles. To be honest, you want to know a little bit too much about Jeremy Welles. Yeah, well that's true. He's got a partner in kids, mate. He's a human being, not a piece of meat. He's not just the man on the Meridian

ads in the suits. I mean, if he came through the airport, I'd give him a pat down. I don't even work there. Great, so I can win the game here if I get this one? You can, but, Bru, you can also come back. I've done it before, mate. You have. Alright, third celebrity. Again, this is for you,

Bru. I heard you say you liked her before. Gin Wigmore. Oh, no, okay. Gin Wigmore. Yeah, no, I follow her daily, actually. I'm regularly on her Instagram. She's really trying to throw you a bone here. I really am.

Can you get your answer in, please? All right, Clint, for Gin Wigmore, you've said 3,000 followers. Bree, you've said 19,000 followers. No. Jen Wigmore has 36.9,000 followers. There you go, Bree. You're back in the game. The daily updates.

Good for Jen Wigmore. She's positively an influencer. If you wanted to know, Jen actually went to Starbucks today. I saw it on her Instagram story. Yeah, wanted Jen here for breakfast. Great. Okay, 2-1. Come on. Alright. For Celeb.

Dua Lipa. I've spent a lot of time on the Dua Lipa Instagram recently as well. Probably a bit too much time because you were married. Okay, I wasn't... Alright. I've done my number backwards. Instagram recently as well. It's probably a bit too much time because you are married. Okay. I wasn't... Okay. All right. I've done my number backwards.

Oh, no. All right. Bree. Can you get your answer in, please? No, crap. I forgot which way to draw a six. That's how much pressure I have. Oh, my God.

Is that how flustered Dua Lipa makes you? Oh, no. The new film clip she's in. Oh, wow. My God. How many views has the new Dua Lipa makes you? Oh, no. The new film clip she's in. Oh, my God. How many views has the new Dua Lipa film clip, is the real question, has had 100 million just from me? Like, honestly, she's a tasty dish. All right, Clint, you have said for Dua Lipa, 60 million followers.

Oh, you've went big. Brie, you have said 17 million followers. Dua Lipa has 18.4 million followers. She's back in the game. How the hell have we ended up at tiebreak? I have snatched her feet from the jaws of victory here.

I do love a tiebreak. I'm not good. History would say I'm not good in a tiebreak. This is for the game. For the game. How's Dua Lipa not got more followers than that? Get Dua Lipa some more followers. Relax.

Means you've got more of a chance. All right. Final celebrity. Cher. And I know you love her, Bray. Oh, Cher. I love. Wow.

Every old man's brave enough. Oh, because she's older. This is a total stab in the dark. All right. Clint, for Cher, you have said $3.5 million. Brie, you have said $15 million. I've went too big, haven't I? Cher has... She's a national treasure.

She is. She's in the country. She has... She might be listening. Cher, if you're listening, I'm sorry if I got this wrong. Cher has 961,000 followers. God damn it! Clint, you take the game.

Who would have thought that I'd be the share expert on this show? I mean, who's the real loser here? ZDM's brilliant, Clint. There's been a study published which has attempted to classify people into four personality types. They're always trying to do this. Like the science and psychology is always trying to get people and put them in boxes and say, this is what you are. You know, like extroverts and introverts.

Yeah, because there's definitely only four different types of people in the world. Introverted extroverts and extroverted introverts and introverted introverts and extroverted extroverts. This one's different. It's a tongue twister. Okay. This one has come from the Northwest University of Illinois. So you know it's good.

And it has been published in the Journal of Nature Human Behavior. Oh my God. The leading person. I don't know. Not the journal. I'm going to give you the four personality types and you can decide which category you sit in, okay? All right.

And there are only four. How about you decide which one I sit in? I'll do it with you. Okay. Absolutely. All right. First one, reserved. Now, I think you would acknowledge.

Pretty laid back and chill. Sounds like me. Nah. Yep. Nah. I think we can remove reserved from the personality type for you. I don't mind that because maybe reserved people don't open up that much. Right. Well, that's literally the definition of reserved

but well done. The next one, role models. Now, as a close friend of yours, I'd like to say. I'm a great role model. Thank you, Clint. I appreciate your feedback. You're a great example of what not to do. So if that's a role model, like if you're more of a cautionary tale.

Maybe I'm a role model for people who are a hot mess. Yeah. I'm a role model for all the hot messes out there. You're a role model for having cheese out of the bag for Yeah. I'm a role model for all the hot messes out there. You're a role model for having cheese out of the bag for dinner. I'm having that tonight. I think we can remove role model from the personality type.

Okay, well, yeah, alright. Third, I think you'd like to remove yourself from, and I would like to remove you from it too, average. Oh, I appreciate that. I don't think you're average. And you can take that as a compliment or not. What are we talking about? Yeah. I don't think you're average. And you can take that as a compliment or not. What are we talking about?

Yeah, I don't think you're average. I mean, what aspect? I've been told I'm average in a few things. Well, you know what? I can't comment on that one. What are you talking about? Maybe I was talking about in the kitchen. Yeah, well, I can't comment on that either.

You've never cooked for me. You've made a platter once. That was as close as you've come to cooking. Good pl kitchen. Yeah, well, I can't comment on that either. You've never cooked for me. You've made a platter once. That was as close as you've come to cooking. Good platter. Yeah, good platter. I can platter. The final category. And after this, you'll need to decide which one you sit in.

So this has to be me then? Yeah, yeah. This is the fourth and final personality type. And they're saying everybody in the world is one of these personality types. Every person. And the fourth one is self-centred. I think I'm rather average. I'm about to tell you a story that absolutely enrages me and it's about a German triathlete who has been banned

from an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant for eating too much. It's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Yeah. That's what you advertise. Don't start taking it back now if someone's got a big appetite. I'm reserving judgment until I hear some of the details. Not cool. So his name's Jarrow and he's an Ironman competitor

and he visited his local sushi restaurant and he paid his $27 for the buffet, which is all you can eat, and he had 100 plates of sushi. See, now you're just taking the person, Yara. No. You are just. It's all you can eat. Let me guess. Let me guess.

He went in straight after an Iron Man too. So he's on this particular diet where he starves himself and then he gets to a point where he's so hungry he then eats a meal. Yeah. Till he's full. Yeah. And that's the type of diet he's on. A hundred plates of sushi.

Yeah. For $27. $27. $27 for the all-you-can-eat buffet. I don't agree. I think if you're going to advertise it as an all-you-can-eat, if I pay my money, I can sit there until it's all I can eat. Sure.

Okay, that's fine. But you would never eat 100 plates of sushi. No, I eat four plates. Okay. That's fine. But you would never eat a hundred plates of sushi. No, I eat four plates. Exactly. What this guy is going to do is he's going to push the price up for everybody because they have to cover their costs. This is how they do it. And this is a quick lesson in restaurant economics from a guy who has no background

in hospitality. They have to average the price of an all-you-can-eat buffet out over the people who eat heaps and the people who eat bugger all. So they've got to find the middle price so that to the people who are in the upper band, a la our German triathlete, he sees it as a good deal. But you've got to position it only slightly above the people

who are probably not going to eat that. You've got to con them to go $27. They don't realise that they could eat four plates like you and it would only cost them $16 at a regular restaurant. Blah, blah, blah. It's all you can eat. He should deserve to eat everything that he can. Nah.

And this is where he's screwed them too. He's a triathlete. And what do they serve? Rice and fish. Probably exactly what the dietary requirements of his triathlon are. Mate, he needs all that food to power his body. Actually, I'd like to ask the people. We weren't meant to do this,

but I'd like to ask the people on 0800DIALZM, what do you think? Is he in the wrong? What, the sushi buffet guy? Yeah. Who's in the right? Should he get to eat all that he can eat? Fine.

No, no, fine. We can do it. But you need to hear the bit where he ate 100 plates. Yeah, but they're advertising it. bit where he ate 100 plates. Yeah, but they're advertising it. I just think it's unfair. They've banned him. He can't go back there anymore.

They said you're not allowed in this establishment anymore. You eat too much. He ate them out of business. Like I'm sure they're not going to ban someone who's eating two plates. Yeah, fine. Okay, look, the calls are coming in. 0800 dial ZM. Should he be banned at the All You Can Eat restaurant for eating too much?

Or you can text us on 9696. We'll have the nation's result next. ZM. ZM's brain clump. A German triathlete has been banned from an All You Can Eat sushi... Why can't I say that word? Sushi restaurant. Well done. After after eating nearly 100 plates of sushi. For $28.

I believe they've advertised as all-you-can-eat, he deserves to eat all he can eat. I believe he's taking the piss. No. I believe he's taking advantage of them. I hear what you're saying. If they had stopped him after two plates and said, sorry, sir, that's all you can eat, then you'd have a different... He ate a hundy.

But he's been banned. They said you eat too much. You can't come back to this all-you-can-eat establishment. You and I are not going to say eye to eye. It's time to gauge the mood of the nation. Welcome to the Breein' Clint Show, Glenn. Hello, Glenn. How you doing?

What do you think? Who's in the wrong and Clint show. Glenn. Hello, Glenn. How you doing? What do you think? Who's in the wrong? No, I agree with you, Bree. You think he's... It's advertised. All you can eat is all you can eat. You love a buffet, don't you, Glenn? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

If it's advertised for $28 and all you can eat, I'll miss lunch for it. You're wearing your tracksuit pants there, aren't you? Glenn's one of those guys who doesn't see it as an opportunity. He sees it as a challenge. Ryan, welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Who's in the wrong here? Sorry, Clint.

I'm going to have to go with Bree. She's in the right here, mate. Yeah, jump on board. Well, legally she is. I'm asking morally, is she in the right? Oh, he's fully taking the piss, but good on him. Good on him, though. I mean, I would do the same thing. Shit.

I've advertised it, mate. It's a lot of cubs. Sijar, welcome to the Brea and Clintcher. Sadiqa. Sadiqa, what do you think? I'm on Brea's side. Yes, girl. Jump on board. Mate, all you can eat. I think that if, with all the people

that don't make up their money's worth, the restaurant would still pocket more than what they are charging out. Yeah, but they've got to make a stand. I'm a small buffet eater, so I never get my money's worth, but my partner gets it for me. Yes, girl. Yes, when I go to Sizzler, when I used to go to Sizzler,

trust me, mate, I would get my money's worth in that cheesy toast. I never got to go to Sizzler. Was it a buffet? I cannot believe. No, it was too fancy for our family. It was an all-you-can-eat buffet. Yeah, wow. I really missed out.

Matt, who's in the right here? Me, the guy defending the sushi store, or Bree, who believes the mansion have eaten them out of business? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to go from Bree, both legally and morally. Yes! We're a Kiwi country, and the cost of living these days

is just ridiculous. A lot of people that appear like to take all their kids to those sorts of things because they're a bargain. That's their sales pitch. Matt, where are these Kiwi families with kids who are going to eat 100 plates each, though? I'm talking in general, Clint.

Yeah, Clint, he's talking in general. Yeah, Clint. I don't know if it's even worth going any further. Mark, what do you think? Greetings, team. Unfortunately, Clint, it's a whitewashed debris. Yeah, alright. Yes, it is. Open your pants and get ready, New Zealand. We're about to... Sustainability. Don't have a toilet if you can't keep your promise. Hang on, it is. Open your pants and get ready, New Zealand.

We're about to... Sustainability. Don't have a toilet if you can't keep your promise. Hang on, hang on. Mark, you've just... Why are we opening our pants? So we can fit more food. Put a bit more in. Oh.

Yeah, put it in. You want to go past the plate and then ask for a doggy bag. Mark, we've got to go. Someone started chanting, put it in, okay? Sorry, mate. We've got to go past the plate and then ask for a doggy bag? Matt, we've got to go. Someone started chanting, put it in, okay? Sorry, Matt. We've got to go. ZDM's brilliant, Clint. There is a bombshell that's been dropped

from the makers of a very big TV show. It's a... Well, I guess you'd call it iconic these days. It's been around long enough. It's been around since 2010. Sitcom? Sitcom, yep. They've come out and said that in the next season,

in season 10, they will be killing a main character. Game of Thrones. You'd think so, right? Because they've killed off every main character on that show. Nobody is safe in a show like Game of Thrones. However, I did say sitcom. Right, true.

The show that will be killing, in their words, a significant character. What show? Modern Family. That show is like a juggernaut, isn't it, a significant character. What show? Modern Family. That show is like a juggernaut, isn't it? It's huge. And my mind goes to who would they be killing off? This is the thing. This is the thing.

Why does Modern Family need to get into the business of killing off characters? Like they're... Well, they're coming to the end. Yeah, but you can end with the cast intact. Well, that's true. I mean, Friends did it. Exactly.

Imagine if they got to the second to last season of Friends and were like, oh, we're running out of storylines, better kill Phoebe. Phoebe's dead and Chandler died also in a car accident. They've said, we're handling some bigger life events this season. Okay. We do deal with a death, which is certainly a topic that families have had to

deal with. Yes, but you don't need to. And on television, it's not easy to do because it's a very heavy subject. Which leads us to the question. Who are they going to kill? Also, we don't know yet. We don't know. So it's going to be someone on the Modern Family core cast.

So you've got to think Phil and his family. Phil Dunphy. Don't think it'll be any of them. Unless it's Luke. Because I found it hard to watch that show when his voice changed and he became an adult. How different did he look from

when the show started to now? I missed a couple of seasons. I was like, oh mate, puberty hit him hard. The gay couple, Mitch and his partner. Yes. Any of them?

Nah, I don't think so. Kill the adopted daughter? No. Tear jerker. No. Because they tried so hard to get her.

You can't kill off a kid. Well, that brings me to the other family. Are we killing Manny? No. What's Manny's dad's name? I think he's the one.

He could die of old age. He's at that age. What if Sofia Vergara? No. You can't take her away from that show. What if she's gone in for a bit of panel work? She is that show. On the show.

Like Jay, I think his name is. Jay. I think it's Jay. For her 50th, he's shouted her a touch up. No? Okay. No. So who are we killing?

It's Jay. I think it might be. It probably is. Who would you, well, if you could pick. I tell you what, I hope Sofia Vergara's character has got a very good prenuptial agreement in there. Because he's the rich one. She stands in here at the whole lot.

Yeah, she's going back to... What country is she from? I'm not sure. America. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Zed in. Zed in's Brie and Clint.